The One About Prisons - Sibling Rivalry

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Sibling Rivalry: “The One About Prisons”

Release Date: December 21, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Theme: Dogs vs. Cats, Experiences with Pets, Family & Prison, and Thoughtful (and irreverent) Dialog about the Prison System

Episode Overview

In this hilariously candid episode, Bob and Monét pivot from a friendly debate on dogs vs. cats to a surprisingly deep—and frequently comedic—conversation about the American prison system. They share personal stories of family members who have been incarcerated, discuss opinions on prisoners’ rights (like cell phone and voting access), and offer insight into how society should view rehabilitation versus punishment. As always, their signature banter, tangential stories, and unapologetic humor keep things lively even while tackling serious themes.

Key Discussion Points

1. Dogs, Cats, and Allergies (00:31–09:00)

Pet Preferences & Stories:
- Monét openly admits to not being a fan of dogs, despite growing up around them in St. Lucia, explaining that, culturally, dogs are considered outdoor animals.
  
  “Dogs are outside animals. Dogs do not... are not inside.” – Monét (04:28)
- Bob recounts their anxious dog Potato’s nervous mishaps—including pooping in the tub out of fear. Attempts at using puppy Prozac prove mostly unsuccessful.
  
  "If you're going to poop anywhere, the tub is the best place..." – Bob (06:15)
Pet Care Routines:
- Cleaning routines and the hygiene differences between dogs and cats are debated, with Monét insisting on cleanliness due to having indoor pets.
Allergies:
- Both hosts reveal they’re allergic to dogs and cats, sharing strategies like Benadryl and Zyrtec to manage symptoms.

2. Side Tangents: Fun, Food, and Studio Setups (09:00–10:58)

Bob considers updating their studio for a more "lounge" vibe.
Popcorn obsession: The duo discuss favorite flavors, seasoning, and Bob’s old habit of carrying popcorn seasonings in a purse.

“Bob had a phase where you would carry popcorn seasoning in your purse.” – Monét (20:48)

3. Family Arrests, Personal Connections to Prison (21:47–24:49)

How Many Family Members Have Been to Prison?:
- Both hosts reflect frankly and humorously on relatives who’ve done jail time, including brothers, cousins, and uncles.
  
  “This is a game that I'm not proud to win... my cousin who just called, one of my two uncles, my father...Just prison. Four.” – Bob (22:05)
- They trade anecdotes about family members making the news for their crimes.
Questions of Privacy:
- Twitchy moment over whether to display mugshots on camera, ultimately deciding against it as “invasive.”

4. Prison Life: Rights, Rehabilitation, and Punishment (10:58–18:29, 24:49–26:13)

Cell Phones & Internet for Prisoners:
- Bob argues that prison should be about rehabilitation, not just punishment, and supports allowing inmates controlled cell phone use.
  
  "Prison should not be about punishing. It's about rehabilitating." – Bob (11:24) "If someone's in there for, like, tax evasion, why can't they use a phone?" – Bob (12:10)
- Monét is more hesitant, advocating for a "tier system" depending on the seriousness of the crime.
  
  "If you’re like a Category 5 Jean Grey Dark Phoenix type murderer, you’re not getting a cell phone." – Monét (15:35)
Access to Voting:
- Bob is adamant that even incarcerated individuals should retain voting rights because laws still affect them.
  
  "I think prisoners should be able to vote even in prison... Even murderers." – Bob (17:21, 17:32)
- Monét suggests a compromise: lose voting rights only during incarceration.
  
  "What about you can't vote for your time in jail, but when you leave, you can vote again?" – Monét (25:12)

5. The Purpose of Prison in Society (16:02–18:29)

Is denying privileges (like a cell phone) torture? Bob says the focus should never be simply to make people miserable—even those who’ve done great harm.

6. Pop Culture & Party Stories (29:27–36:45)

Bob recounts attending Charlize Theron’s (“Charlize Thron”) holiday party, complete with celebrity encounters, party games, and a funny incident misidentifying Charlize’s mom.

“She was like, ‘Bob, where do you live?’... but I don’t want Jackie Aina being like, ‘Ooch, the ghetto!’” – Bob (27:51)
Discussion about Charlize’s iconic looks, celebrity name mispronunciation, and party competitions (“I was stronger than I look... I have to beat him!” – Bob, 30:13).

7. Sex, Kinks, and Internet Algorithms (41:02–44:11)

The conversation takes a raunchy turn as they discuss sexual preferences and outrageous porn scenarios, mocking each other's browser histories and the suggestive powers of internet algorithms.

“Or maybe you typed in cum. Or facial. Or maybe you typed in guy drinks cup of cum.” – Bob (43:19)

8. TV, Fame, and Laughing at Your Own Jokes (46:19–47:38)

They reflect on comedy and whether it's okay for stand-up comics to laugh at their own jokes, referencing Joan Rivers and others.

“If you can make yourself laugh, you are going to be entertained for the rest of your life.” – Bob (46:24)

9. Wendy Williams, Karma, and Media Hot Takes (47:38–51:20)

The hosts address opinions about Wendy Williams’s recent struggles, rejecting the idea that misfortune is justified by her “opinionated” media career.

“Everyone talks about people... How, what do you mean that she should, that she deserves to suffer because she would just put her... opinions?” – Monét (48:02) “I don't believe in karma. I think things happen to people and we assign good and bad to them.” – Bob (49:46)

10. Could You Survive Prison? (51:31–55:35)

Monét instantly says no—citing hygiene, lack of privacy, and seeing 60 Days In as convincing evidence that she couldn't handle it.

“Absolutely not... Just the cleanliness—bitch, I am not cut for it.” – Monét (51:35)
Bob admits to a lingering fear of going to prison, but imagines trying to “mind his business” and survive without joining gangs.

“Going to prison is a fear of mine... I don't know how I would fare in prison.” – Bob (52:15)
They get into an explicit hypothetical about sexual politics and negotiation in prison.

11. Prison Guards & Systemic Issues (54:20–55:35)

Both hosts agree they’d be terrible prison guards, discussing how prison guards often perpetuate inhumane treatment that removes prisoners’ dignity.

“I would hate to be on that side of things.” – Monét (54:40)
Bob’s mom’s past experience teaching technology to prisoners is briefly mentioned—highlighting the generational gap created by incarceration.

12. Politics, Racism, and Current Events (56:02–60:38)

They drag Herschel Walker (“does not have the vernacular he thinks he possesses”) and discuss political manipulation of Black figures, the disintegration of Trump’s popularity, and concerns about rising figures like Kanye West.
A pointed moment about the disenfranchisement of Black men in places like Alabama.

“I think there’s a statistic like a third of… Black men in Alabama can't vote.” – Bob (24:51)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the Purpose of Prison:

“Prison should not be about punishing. It's about rehabilitating.” – Bob (11:24)
On Family in Prison:

“My cousin was arrested at his own birthday party.” – Bob (22:54)
On Prison Conditions:

“So you don’t get to enjoy the privileges… you have catastrophically changed 17 people’s lives…” – Monét (12:33)
On Cell Phones in Prison:

“If someone’s in there for tax evasion, why can’t they use a phone?” – Bob (12:10)
On Voting Rights:

“I think prisoners should be able to vote even in prison…These laws still affect you.” – Bob (17:21, 17:32)
On Bob’s Legendary Popcorn Seasoning Habit:

“Bob had a phase where you would carry popcorn seasoning in your purse.” – Monét (20:48)
On Surviving in Prison:

“But I can fight though.” – Bob (53:29) "Bottoms are in control! So you can say yes or no because you have the power." – Monét (52:57)
On Tragic Humor:

“I don’t believe in karma. I think things happen to people and we assign good and bad to them.” – Bob (49:46)
On Comedy:

"If you can make yourself laugh, you are going to be entertained for the rest of your life." – Bob (46:24)

Timestamps for Important Segments

00:31 – Banter & Pets: Dogs vs. Cats
04:28 – Cultural differences in pet ownership
05:22 – The saga of nervous Potato the dog
11:07 – Should prisoners have cell phones?
12:10 – Should all prisoners have internet/cell access?
17:21 – Voting rights for the incarcerated
21:47 – Family stories: “How many relatives have been to prison?”
27:51 – Charlize Theron story
41:02 – Wild sex and porn search tangents
46:24 – Is it OK for comedians to laugh at themselves?
49:46 – On karma and Wendy Williams
51:31 – “Could you survive prison?”
54:20 – Would you/could you ever be a prison guard?
56:02 – Herschel Walker, Trump, Kanye West discussions

Tone & Language

Raw, Unfiltered, and Comedic: The hosts’ signature blend of raunchy humor, queer culture references, and social commentary shines throughout.
Personal and Honest: Despite light moments, both Bob and Monét approach serious topics—like the prison industrial complex, family, and systemic injustice—with candid introspection and a genuine desire to unpack the issues.

For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode deftly blends the personal and the political, using the hosts’ own histories and unfiltered opinions to cut through clichés about crime and punishment. If you’re looking for a discussion that’s as likely to address the ethics of popcorn seasoning as it is the ethics of disenfranchising felons, this episode exemplifies why Sibling Rivalry endures as a must-listen: laugh-out-loud moments, real talk, and the kind of chemistry you can’t fake.

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[00:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen,
[00:34]
Monet X Change
and I'm Monet X Change.
[00:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is simply rivalry. On today's episode, we talk about dogs versus cats.
[00:56]
Monet X Change
We talk about prison a little bit.
[00:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
And we found out what made Monet say this.
[01:00]
Monet X Change
Bob had a phase where you would carry popcorn seasoning in your purse. That's where. And we find out what made Bob say this.
[01:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Or maybe you typed in cum. Or facial. Or maybe you typed in guy drinks cup of cum. All right. Hey, guys. Today we have a very special guest. Our first furry guest.
[01:22]
Monet X Change
No, Colleen is the first. Is the first person.
[01:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. She's never been invited.
[01:25]
Monet X Change
Colleen has been invited several times.
[01:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Colleen barges in.
[01:28]
Monet X Change
She's taking a nap right in. She's so cute.
[01:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, give it up for Potato. This dog is.
[01:33]
Monet X Change
Curse the cowardly dog.
[01:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
This dog is terrified of everything. This is a scary. This is a scary dog.
[01:41]
Monet X Change
Very scary. Like, I came to bring the ring light out. I came to bring the ring light to light us and Potato.
[01:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all are doing something to him in this house.
[01:50]
Monet X Change
I'm not doing anything to this dog.
[01:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel bad for this man.
[01:52]
Monet X Change
I don't do anything to this dog. I mean, I've said it many times on a podcast and to you in life, I am not a fan of dogs. I had dogs growing up.
[02:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
He is literally right here.
[02:02]
Monet X Change
I've had dogs growing up. You had Grizzly. So growing up, I had.
[02:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
He had Zeus, Cronus, Hercules.
[02:09]
Monet X Change
No, no, no. Cleopatra killed my cat. But I wasn't our dog. It was the neighbor's dog. Growing up, I had walking wine. Those were our two.
[02:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
And wine.
[02:16]
Monet X Change
Walk and Wine. Because it was. It's a. It's Ahsoka song. Walk and Wine.
[02:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know why. I know one of my best friends is English. I know what whining is.
[02:23]
Monet X Change
No, but there is a song called Walk and Wine.
[02:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like Walk and Wine. When you're gonna walk and wine, you're gonna walk and wine. So you're gonna walk and wine. Wind it up. Then you drop it like you're gonna walk. And wind. Wind it down while wine, wine, wine.
[02:43]
Monet X Change
When you start doing your Western, your Caribbean accent, you do your vowels so wide.
[02:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like,
[02:51]
Monet X Change
your vowel so wide. Also, you put H's in front of everything.
[02:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Walk hand wide. Me and Monet were doing. Doing this song with Hric. Doesn't have you a secret, but I didn't realize this mone does a song.
[03:05]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. All my ad libs, my punch sings.
[03:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't realize she breathes at the end of every.
[03:15]
Monet X Change
Only on stacking doubles. That's what I do.
[03:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like.
[03:18]
Monet X Change
Like, we're not asking for charity.
[03:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Charity. Soak it up.
[03:22]
Monet X Change
That's not what I do. We're not asking for charity.
[03:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Charity. Bitch, I'm Beyonce.
[03:28]
Monet X Change
I don't do that.
[03:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she does. She goes. She goes, bitch, I'm Beyonce. With permission. I would love to send the raw vocals of this one, because Monet's like, bitch, I'm Beyonce.
[03:38]
Monet X Change
I'll do. Yeah.
[03:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Never meant to love like this.
[03:42]
Monet X Change
I do not.
[03:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you never had to love like this.
[03:46]
Monet X Change
Anyway, so I was like, I've never heard this. So Walking Wine. But they. My parents had them before I came. So, like, by the time I got. Came in the picture, they were on their way out. So Walking Wine were around for, like, three years, and then they died. And after they died, I got my first pet, which was Spike. Spike was like a mutt. Like a mix of several dogs, honestly. The same color as potato, but, like, bigger. Like, around this big. And then Spike died. Like, I don't know. Something happened to Spike. And then we had. Then I had Blossom, and Blossom was my poodle. And then. And then after that, then I had the cat that got killed by Cleopatra. So I grew up with dogs, but I just. But okay, probably this, I think, honestly, justice for Cleopatra.
[04:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Who knows what that cat did to Cleopatra.
[04:29]
Monet X Change
This is American. This might be an American thing. In St. Lucia. Dogs are outside animals. Dogs do not. Are not inside.
[04:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. It depends on where you are. New York City and la, big cities do not have outside dogs. I'm from the country. There are outside dogs.
[04:42]
Monet X Change
Yeah, our dog was outside. So having a dog inside.
[04:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
So obviously you would never have an outside dog.
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Monet X Change
Right. Unless you have a house. Cause my.
[04:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but it's cold. You don't keep the dog outside.
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Monet X Change
No. My cousins in Queens, their dog is outside all year. I think, like, the dog house had, like, a thing to keep it, like, warm in the winter.
[04:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
In the colder months, we need to report. Drop the attic. We need to report them.
[05:01]
Monet X Change
But so having like a dog inside. I just think dogs are so annoying. Nasty. But we do have a system here. Every time.
[05:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not as nasty as cats. No, this is in your house.
[05:09]
Monet X Change
But here. So does he.
[05:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
He looking like an.
[05:14]
Monet X Change
He did it today twice.
[05:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, he. He like. He shits. He get. He like. He just shits out of nervous. Like, out of sheer.
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Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[05:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
He like. If he sneeze, he'll start. Also, you have to share. Please share the video. Mon posted a video of her and potato listening to SZA. I would know. This nigga went through 10 breakups. I was like, did you go through a breakup? He was wrapped up, sad. I was like, what is. What is going on? Who broke his heart?
[05:40]
Monet X Change
We're gonna put this in the video. So Arcee, remember Arcea was here for a few weeks. So we were out. We were out. Andy and I were. I was at a show watching Andy perform. And then Arcia sent me a text. She's like, kevin, what do I do? I don't know what to do. This is crazy. I'm going to send this video as soon as we're done, I'm going to give it to Jay because Jay can give it to Jay. Look at this. Bob. He got trapped in the tub. I think he got scared and he just. And he pooped in the tub. So we tried to put him on like puppy Prozac and stuff, but the puppy Prozac didn't work.
[06:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if you're going to poop anywhere. The tub is the best place to.
[06:18]
Monet X Change
Honestly, I'm like, can he do that all the time? He goes to shit inside.
[06:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's just put him down stairs. Hey, you are. Put him downstairs. You seem to be. What is wrong with you?
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Monet X Change
We have a system. Anytime Eddie takes him out, we have. Eddie had to like, wipe his paws and stuff because again, the dog gets on the conscious of. I'm like, colleen doesn't go outside. So I'm not worried about like cleaning us like that way.
[06:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you know, Colleen is a fucking old lady. She don't. She don't do nothing.
[06:42]
Monet X Change
I love my little girl.
[06:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's over here just sleeping. Colleen used to be like, Colleen used to be doing the renegade Corvette Corvette.
[06:49]
Monet X Change
Now Colleen used to be like, I love her.
[06:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyways, Colleen is not at Colleen. I was surprised she jumped up on it counter the other day to the podcast. I said, oh, don't break a hip. Grandma calling. You gave her old lady name.
[07:03]
Monet X Change
She and she's definitely adopting that. And to be fair, I think Potato is a sweet, cute dog. He's just. He's just crazy. And I just, you know, he's.
[07:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
He is. He is anxious a lot.
[07:11]
Monet X Change
And we try give him in Prozac. They have puppy Prozac, but it's not working for her. Anyway, so Jacob told me that y' all are getting a dog.
[07:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was false. Jacob absolutely did not tell you that. I know Jacob didn't tell you that because we're not getting a dog. There's no way Jacob's like, we're getting a dog.
[07:28]
Monet X Change
Okay, maybe I broke the news. You guys heard it. Heard it here first. Well, Jacob's considering it.
[07:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
You getting a dog, Jacob?
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Additional Guest
Maybe.
[07:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you getting a dog?
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Monet X Change
I mean, I was.
[07:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't have a microphone. You don't have a mic.
[07:43]
Monet X Change
A little something I was going to do. It may be a little bit later. Like maybe for the New Year.
[07:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
How did Monet find out I was eating a dog? It was a bit.
[07:52]
Monet X Change
No, because we were talking about.
[07:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like we're talking about. I know it's a bit. Because Jacob's allergy to dogs. Jacob's allergic to pets. This is a complete bit. I know this bit is not real. Jacob is allergic to dogs.
[08:03]
Monet X Change
I'm allergic to dogs and cats and Jacob. I'm allergic to dogs and cats as well.
[08:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob has to, like. Jacob literally has to get Zyrtec before he comes over here. Jacob, we come over here. Jacob, be like, I gotta get my Zyrtec.
[08:11]
Monet X Change
So I pop a Benadryl once a day. Like, normally I'm good, but if it's. So my allergy happened. A Benadryl. That's wild.
[08:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're high.
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Monet X Change
But, I mean, they don't get me.
[08:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're high.
[08:21]
Monet X Change
I think. I think. I think my body is still accustomed to it. It doesn't really.
[08:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you on drugs?
[08:26]
Monet X Change
No.
[08:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
So are you on Benadryl?
[08:28]
Monet X Change
I am.
[08:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's been a drug.
[08:29]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[08:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're on drug.
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Monet X Change
But my allergy happens. If I touch the animal and then I touch my face, that's when I start to get itchy and my eyes get red and my throat. I do the.
[08:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
That thing.
[08:38]
Monet X Change
That sound you said I make. I hate. That's when my thing comes so I just can't touch my face. If I touch it.
[08:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
I hate that sound. I love that sound. I think it's funny. But I never said I hate that.
[08:45]
Monet X Change
Jasmine rice used to call it my dick sucking sound. I'm like, bitch, you make that sound when you sucking dick. That does not sound pleasurable for anyone.
[08:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can see someone making that sound while sucking I can see someone making
[08:53]
Monet X Change
that sound while sucking dick.
[08:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Now, the technique was impress. That technique was giving. Oh, my God. Whoa. Hey, yo. Why is everyone bricked up right now?
[09:09]
Monet X Change
Can I. So we're doing this podcast at my house. At my house today, and I'm like, bitch, I feel like we were like those. TikTok. TikTok podcast.
[09:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is no Gorge.
[09:18]
Monet X Change
Yes. Wait, what's. What's. What's our version? No gorge.
[09:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
No gorge. I think it's soak it up first.
[09:26]
Monet X Change
Purse it up first it up. I like first it up.
[09:28]
Ad Host
But I think.
[09:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you know, I think that I'm going to get. I'm going to redo my. My studio.
[09:34]
Monet X Change
Why? Like how.
[09:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm going to make it look like a. I want. I think I want to put two. I'm going to. I think. I think I'm going to put a small table in the middle. Two. Two. What do you call em, like, love. Not love.
[09:46]
Monet X Change
Seats. Chairs.
[09:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Two chairs. Two like chairs. Chairs, but not like kitchen table chairs. Like.
[09:52]
Monet X Change
Like a. Oh, like a coffee table size.
[09:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but like a living room chair. And like, maybe have someone decorate it up or maybe decorate myself so it
[09:58]
Monet X Change
looks kind of more loungy, more like chill. I do it.
[10:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
The studio space that I have in
[10:04]
Monet X Change
my house is very professional.
[10:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's very nondescript.
[10:07]
Monet X Change
Yeah, very nondescript. It's very like. Yeah.
[10:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I like for my YouTube videos. I am a little bit nervous about doing that for my YouTube videos, but someone's calling you. Should I answer it? On the. On the pod.
[10:17]
Monet X Change
Do it.
[10:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hello? You're on speakerphone.
[10:24]
Monet X Change
I. I can't.
[10:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's my.
[10:26]
Monet X Change
That's.
[10:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you hear what it said?
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Monet X Change
What is that? That is.
[10:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was my cousin.
[10:33]
Monet X Change
Oh, the one you talking about earlier in prison.
[10:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
In prison. Well, he's not. He's not listening to this. My cousin in prison.
[10:40]
Monet X Change
Bitch. They had scissors. Shared a video of inmates in jail. They got a TV in their cell and they're like, there are people. Prisons are getting wild.
[10:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Easy.
[10:50]
Monet X Change
You can do anything in prison.
[10:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I don't understand. I mean, like, people that TikTok.
[10:53]
Monet X Change
Have you seen people that tick tock from prison? That's wild.
[10:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I was thinking about this. We must take a break. We must have been 15 minutes by now, right? Really? Okay. Do I have time to go into this or how close are we? 15 minutes. Okay, so I have this, like, thought process about cell phones in prison. And should prisoners be allowed to have cell phones in prison? And part of me is like, yes, prisoners should be allowed to have cell phones because prison is not a. Prison should not be about punishing.
[11:23]
Monet X Change
Is it not though?
[11:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Prison is supposed to be about rehabilitating, not punishing. It's about rehabilitating.
[11:29]
Monet X Change
So the punishment is a sentence. And when you're there, it's rehab. From then on, it should be about rehabilitation.
[11:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think that you should be allowed to like, have a. Like, I think just because you're in prison doesn't mean you can't like enjoy your life and have fun and do things. You just can't be out in the public and you're supposed to be rehabilitating from whatever you're in prison from. Now I will say this. If you are some sort of a, maybe a sex offender, right? And you.
[11:52]
Monet X Change
That's what I'm going to say.
[11:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Use the Internet to harass or hurt people or do that more, then maybe you should have some supervised cell phone use. And maybe they should be supervising the use. But I don't really see why, like, if someone's in there for like tax evasion, why can't they use a phone?
[12:10]
Monet X Change
Well, I mean, a lot of white collar crimes, they are treated different. Cause these people have more money, they have more access, and their situation is a little different.
[12:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's say you're a little petty theft, you should be able to use your phone. Like, why can't you use a phone?
[12:23]
Monet X Change
Well, I think I'm not completely opposed, but I think it's a case by case basis. If you're a Jeffrey Dahmer or you're a Ted bitch, you don't need no motherfucking phone, bitch. You were lucky that we even let you out of your cell.
[12:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
What am I supposed to be rehabilitating these people?
[12:35]
Monet X Change
I mean, certain people. But let's say you have life in prison. You're never getting out. So bitch. And also if you are Jeffrey nam, you kill 17 people. You. And no, I'm sorry, I think that you do not get to use. You don't get a cell phone, you don't get an Internet, you don't get anything. You have catastrophically changed 17 people's lives. You have destroyed their everything. So you don't get to enjoy the privileges that a lot of us, that other people do.
[13:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think that the issue is that then we're looking at prison as the whole purpose of it is just to punish people, is just to make their lives horrible. Because they, because they've done. I don't think that should be the purpose of prison. I think the purpose of prison should be to make some people should be detained because you don't want them to be able to be out there doing more danger to people. And I think some of them need to be rehabilitated. So I think the purpose of prison should be either to detain so that people cannot be violent. So if you are a murderer, you're here so you can't keep murdering people. We also want to see what's going on. Why are you a serial killer? Obviously something's not right up in this piece. So we need to rehabilitate you.
[13:43]
Monet X Change
I mean, I think it's a case by case basis. I do agree that some people like, especially for all the people sitting in jail, you know, let's take a break and let's talk a little bit more about it. Foreign.
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
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[15:25]
Monet X Change
All the people sitting in jail for like weed sentences and petty things, but they end up serving these crazy sentences. I agree that these people should not. They should have access to the Internet and cell Phones and tv.
[15:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
They do have access to the Internet in jail, but it's.
[15:38]
Monet X Change
Some people don't, some people don't. Yeah, yeah, but I think across the board you should. But things like being able to watch your favorite program and cell phone, having a cell phone, I think that should be a case by case or there should be like a level, like a tier system. If you're like a Category 5 Jean Grey, Dark Phoenix type murderer bitch, you're getting your. No, I don't know.
[16:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I disagree. I don't think that you should be. I don't think the purpose of prison should ever be to just make someone's life miserable. Because I don't want to. I do not want. I mean, my tax. I mean, I don't have a saying. I do have a saying that there's voting, but I don't want my. I would. My, My dream is not to have my tax dollars go toward torturing anybody, even if they did torture someone.
[16:21]
Monet X Change
Is it torture, though, if they're just not getting a cell phone?
[16:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I think that there are some people who are in prison who would say that prison is torture. Yeah, yeah.
[16:28]
Monet X Change
For some. But I'm saying. But on our topic, not giving someone a cell phone, I don't think. Is that torture? You still get to go outside. You still get to use the Internet. You just don't have the privilege of something as nice of a cell phone. That's not torture, but maybe it's what's
[16:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
good for the goose, what's good for the gander type. So everyone has to have the same rights. So like, for example, if you go to prison and you come out up until recently, and most people who go to prison who have felonies cannot vote.
[16:53]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Ever again. They changed it in Florida, but they fucked. But there's some crazy shit going on with that. Did you hear about that?
[16:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
[16:59]
Monet X Change
You know, because Latrice was under this, but because she was in Florida and they passed that law, she was able to vote again. But with the fucking Republicans, they did some sneaky law that. It was actually that there was some sneaky way they did it. And then some people, felons were showing up to vote. They're like, I can vote. But then they were being arrested because of the way that they changed the law. It was like a whole thing. I read about it.
[17:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that. I think this is my. Where people disagree with me. I think prisoners should be able to vote even in prison. It is your right as a. You should be able to vote because those laws still affect you.
[17:32]
Monet X Change
This is true.
[17:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
These laws still affect you. So I do agree. If you are a horrible driver and you keep crashing the people and they take your license, that makes sense. But you should still be allowed to vote. Or if you already. I honestly think that murderers should be able to vote. I think that arsonists should be able to vote. I think that tax evaders should be able to vote. I think that everyone should be able to vote. I don't think you should be able to have your right to vote taken away from you, even if you're a bad person.
[17:59]
Monet X Change
I haven't put a lot of thought into it. I'm trying to think about it really
[18:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
fast, really quickly, because I think we are programmed as a nation to look at prison as punishment. The whole purpose of prison is just to punish people. The bad guys are being punished. They're never being rehabilitated. That's why people keep. My back is hurting. Is it, girl? The way I've been trying to support myself.
[18:17]
Monet X Change
I said, you want to put some more.
[18:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, now she. Oh, before the pod, I was trying to get Monet to be hospitable.
[18:24]
Monet X Change
Okay, first of all, how does that happen?
[18:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, thank you. Monae would not. Now she's Martha Stewart. Now she's Martha Stewart. Now Monet is just let me.
[18:33]
Monet X Change
Okay, so Bob walks in here. And Bob walks in every time I come around, takes his shoes off. And the first thing, he walks to the fridge. And be like, there's never anything here for me. And I'm like, I went to the
[18:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
cabinet, not the fridge.
[18:42]
Monet X Change
And I have salsa waters in the fridge. Spin drip, the nice ones. And I have popcorns and stuff in the cabinet.
[18:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I felt like an attack on my Waterloo.
[18:51]
Monet X Change
I love Waterloo, too.
[18:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
But it felt like that felt personal.
[18:55]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[18:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
And Spindrift are great, by the way.
[18:57]
Monet X Change
They are. And then Zavaba's like, monique, is he open? I have popcorn. I love popcorn. It's like a nice little healthy snack. Pep, too.
[19:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pep's obsessed with popcorn.
[19:04]
Monet X Change
Cause you can put seasoning on it, and it's a nice little healthy snack. Anyway, so. And Bob was like, can you pop this for me? I was like, no. Bob has been coming over to places that I dwell for the better part.
[19:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't just say, my home of 10 years domiciles where I partake in sleep and nap.
[19:20]
Monet X Change
So when Bob. You're not a guest, you can go in the cabinet, dig a popcorn, and pop. And Bob knows that. He's like. He wanted me to do it for him.
[19:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
And you didn't want to do it just because I wanted you to do it.
[19:28]
Monet X Change
Yeah, you heard ridiculous.
[19:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, Andy, who was a gracious host,
[19:35]
Monet X Change
he was putting on. He not like that one.
[19:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And was raised right.
[19:37]
Monet X Change
He was putting on.
[19:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
You were raised right. It just didn't take. Shout out to your parents. But it wasn't they fault. But Andy did pop me some popcorn, which I greatly appreciated, and it was delicious.
[19:49]
Monet X Change
It's good. Okay. My favorite popcorn seasoning. I like mixing the white cheddar with the nacho seasoning. It's so good.
[19:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
So if I go out and get the seasoned popcorn, the already done popcorn.
[20:02]
Monet X Change
What?
[20:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nothing. Nothing compares. Nothing compares to Chicago style popcorn, which is caramel and cheddar cheese.
[20:13]
Monet X Change
Oh, my. Okay.
[20:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yo, cheddar, like when it's like. I mean, when it's like. When the cheddar cheese, like, it's like the whole popcorn is orange. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like Cheetos with the caramel.
[20:22]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[20:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is transcendent. It is the next level. It is the holy grail of popcorns. Now I'm gonna be using the. The. The. The colonel seasons. Is that what they're called? This is not a pay. So I'm gonna give you my honest opinion. I like to use the nacho cheese ones and the ranch one's fine. But it doesn't taste super ranch.
[20:41]
Monet X Change
It doesn't taste ranch.
[20:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
But also they. They. They seem like clump. Like I. I've never had them this long. I always lose mine because I try to take them with me, which is my mistake.
[20:48]
Monet X Change
You know, you have a. Now I remember. You're the first person to introduce me to these. Bob, there was back when we used to live at 945. We. You lived at 945Amsterdam. There. Bob had a phase where you would carry popcorn seasoning in your purse. That worked,
[21:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
but I kept losing them, so I stopped carrying them around. But I used to carry popcorn seasoning everywhere I went. What?
[21:09]
Monet X Change
Also I realized because.
[21:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you can put it on more than just popcorn. I sound like.
[21:12]
Monet X Change
I sound like. What'd you put it on?
[21:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can put on French fries. You can put it on white cheddar french fries, but nacho cheese, you know. Oh, my God. Nacho cheese, French fries girl. Taco Bell. We're coming for your gig. You could put it on sometime. Put it on your eggs. Like a scrambled egg anywhere. You would sprinkle some salt. You could sprinkle a little bit of the seasoning.
[21:32]
Monet X Change
Interesting.
[21:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
And we used to go to the.
[21:34]
Monet X Change
We used to go to the movies sometimes.
[21:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but went to the. But we stayed at a diner and you know that.
[21:39]
Monet X Change
Yeah, the diners were.
[21:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
And girl when they busted one of these out. And everyone's always cackling till you want some of the seasoning. Til you want your fries. Ranch too.
[21:48]
Monet X Change
So I guess we're going to make this one about prisons. Here's a question. How many members of your family went to prison? I have. I have say their.
[21:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Say their cell numbers.
[21:59]
Monet X Change
I have two. Number two members of my family who've been to prison. One used to one currently.
[22:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a game that I'm not proud to win. But I mean, my cousin who just called one of my two of my uncles, my father, I think just prison four.
[22:24]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I have. Mine was my uncle and my younger estranged brother. Like my aunt. My grandmother sent me. My aunt sent me a link. She texted me a link and it was an article of him in Milwaukee getting like. He tried to like, do armed robbery and he's now in prison. It's like wild.
[22:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
My cousin also made the news for being on the run.
[22:48]
Monet X Change
Yes, he might. Oh, my God, this sounds crazy. It's just like, you know, and he
[22:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
was arrested at his birthday party.
[22:55]
Monet X Change
What? Yeah, his birthday party.
[22:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause he was. He like. He like broke out of prison. I don't know. He like somehow escaped from prison.
[23:04]
Monet X Change
Out of prison?
[23:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he somehow escaped from. From prison.
[23:07]
Monet X Change
That's wild.
[23:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then he got arrested at his own birthday party.
[23:11]
Monet X Change
What escape?
[23:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Fox 5 News escaped inmate nabbed at his own birthday party.
[23:19]
Monet X Change
That's wild.
[23:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, like, yeah, like, oh, my God.
[23:23]
Monet X Change
My brother was on Fox Milwaukee Mag charger.
[23:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was on Fox 5 Atlanta. You were in Fox 6 Milwaukee, girl. Not the mug shot comparison.
[23:31]
Monet X Change
I know.
[23:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. They don't do this on Bald and the Beautiful.
[23:37]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[23:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Trixie, where's your uncle's mug shot? Where's his story?
[23:41]
Monet X Change
Do you think we look alike, you and him? He looks a lot like his dad. I can see he looks a lot like his dad. He looks like a spitting image of his dad.
[23:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we put his picture up?
[23:51]
Monet X Change
That seems a little invasive.
[23:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it's on the Internet.
[23:54]
Monet X Change
I mean, no one knows except you.
[23:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're right.
[23:58]
Monet X Change
I'll send it to.
[24:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll send it to the group chat. Do you think me and my cousin look alike? We don't look anything alike.
[24:03]
Monet X Change
None of them.
[24:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. He looks like my aunt, though. My aunt Hazel? No, my aunt Stephanie.
[24:09]
Monet X Change
His mom, Stephanie. Give us a name.
[24:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her name's not Stephanie.
[24:13]
Monet X Change
Don't you have an Aunt Stephanie.
[24:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
My Aunt Stephanie's dead. She's the only dead aunt. Well, thanks for Tracy.
[24:20]
Monet X Change
Tracy. Tracy.
[24:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
But he does look like a monitor, but. Yeah. Anyway, so he was. I feel like I'm not gonna put on my coat. My family's business side of the street. But he. My cousin did just call me from prison, which is. Which is wild. I was like, not calling me from prison, but also, you gotta call friends. But also, like, I. I want to say that my cousin should be able to vote. And now he won't be able to vote anymore because of his transgressions in the past. And doing bad stuff doesn't mean you should have your rights stripped away. And that's how. That's especially how they get a lot of black folks.
[24:50]
Monet X Change
Yeah. And I'm thinking about it more.
[24:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think there's a statistic like a third of. I might be wrong, but I think like a third of black men in Alabama can't vote.
[24:58]
Monet X Change
The more I think about it, the more I think that is a valid point. Just because you do break the law, no matter how egregious, you still are a citizen. And if you are, if you do get on parole, you are let back into society, then you will never, ever be able to vote again. That does seem a little. What about this, A law compromise? What about you can't vote for your time in jail, but when you leave, you can vote again?
[25:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think you should be able to vote the whole time. You should be allowed to vote.
[25:22]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[25:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was thinking that voting should not be on one day. Voting should be on more than one day. Voting should be a week read.
[25:26]
Monet X Change
Why does it have to be on one day?
[25:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Something about it is very elitist. You have to get the day off. You. I mean, you obviously, you all know that you can do absentee ballots, which are really big now because of the Ponderplay. So we've all started using. A lot of people start using absentee ballots and voting early.
[25:39]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[25:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
So voting early. It was like when Biden won. That was the biggest early voting that's ever happened in the history of voting. I. I did it for the action. No, I've been doing absentee ballots since I got on Drag Race.
[25:49]
Additional Guest
Really?
[25:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Because I can't be home for voting all the time. You know what I mean? But I feel like we're at a slumber party. I know, but I think that you should be allowed to vote the whole time, in my opinion. And it should be a week long process. Like, what if you can't get the day Off. It's a little far. You starting. Your back starting to hurt, too?
[26:08]
Monet X Change
My back does start to hurt.
[26:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
See, I just gave out a little earlier. Let me.
[26:13]
Monet X Change
Oh, thank you. Not about breaking my. This is.
[26:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I think I told on the
[26:20]
Monet X Change
podcast already when we were at Jackie Aina's house and Bob almost destroyed Jackie Ida's whole apartment.
[26:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not. That is not true. Jacob was there.
[26:31]
Monet X Change
Jacob saw it. Jacob was there.
[26:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, what happened was I was wearing the dress that I wear. Cause it's comfortable. And I. As I was walking, the dress caught, like, a something, and I started to drag it off the table. And then I think I leaned into one other thing, and Monet was like. But nothing was broken. Nothing fell over. Monet was like, you are destroying this one.
[26:55]
Monet X Change
When Bob twirled the thing, literally, it was like a cartoon went. Bob was like.
[27:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, girl.
[27:01]
Monet X Change
I was like, girl, be careful. Bob's like, I know that. He turned around and it hit the other thing. The other thing started going.
[27:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
But nothing fell, though. And nothing fell. Nothing had fell at all.
[27:11]
Monet X Change
What is that video coming out, girl?
[27:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, to be fair, I just did a video with Bosco that I think I filmed before that even, and that video just came out. Okay, so in Ms. Aina's defense, I
[27:22]
Monet X Change
love following Jackie Aina on TikTok. Her TikTok is so engaging to me.
[27:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is lovely. She has a really beautiful home.
[27:27]
Monet X Change
Right. Her home is fierce. And her content looks, it's so. What's the word? Not pleasing. It's so satisfying. Aesthetically. Aesthetically pleasing and satisfying to watch.
[27:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. This is not a brag, but I just want to tell the story because it's like a me being, like, humble. It's not me being humble. It's whatever. I went to. I went to Charlize Theron's holiday party last night, and she was like, bob,
[27:52]
Monet X Change
where do you live?
[27:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, I live, like, four minutes from here at the. At the bottom of the hill. And she was like, well, I'm gonna have to come over. And I was like, I'm not. I didn't. I was like, okay. But I was also like, I'm in her, like, literal palatial estate, and I'm not inviting you to, like, be like, ooh, child, the ghetto. I don't live in, like, a bum bitch home, but I don't want Jackie Aina being like, ucho. The ghetto. The ghetto. How y' all live?
[28:24]
Monet X Change
Like that.
[28:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
A statement still. You can see the fridge. Like, I didn't Want. I don't want that experience. I'm just like, you know what? I'll come back up here.
[28:33]
Monet X Change
How was the party? Was it fierce?
[28:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was really lovely. I got into this. What do you call, like, a. Like, a contest. A contest with this guy.
[28:43]
Monet X Change
Of course you did, Bob.
[28:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's just like, this. She had all these, like. Yeah, circus things always, like, carnival games,
[28:50]
Monet X Change
maybe Carnival theme almost for the holiday.
[28:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we not judge? She's not American. Monet. I don't know how they do in South Africa.
[28:57]
Monet X Change
Well, you're not even pronouncing her name right.
[29:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's Charlize Theron.
[29:01]
Monet X Change
No, Charlize Theron. I've literally. Yes, she literally said it in interviews. I went to one of those YouTube holes.
[29:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I will call her.
[29:08]
Monet X Change
I went to one of those interviews, like, on one of those YouTube holes where, like, celebrities. Like, guess these celebrities that don't speak English, they speak other languages. And, like, it was. She was on there, and it was her doing an interview on something, and she was like. And they're like, how do you pronounce her name? She's like, it's actually pronounced Charlize Thron, where everyone says Theron, which goes back to our conversation from podcasts ago, years ago. And talking about where people just mispronounce your name, you just go with it.
[29:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's one of Ariana Grande.
[29:30]
Monet X Change
Ariana Grande. She said her name is Ariana Grande. Everyone just calls it Grande. She just goes along with it.
[29:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, you gonna blame us? You keep answering to it. You know what I mean? If Lupita and Youngo can get her name pronounced correctly, Ariana Grande can do it. You know what I mean? Anyway, so. Yeah, so. But the party was really fun. Oh, so this. This. There's this competition like a slit, like a hammer, and. But it was like a ding. It was like a number to show how hard you hit it. And I was like, I want the number one spot. Of course I want the number one spot. And it was a straight guy that I was going against. And I was like, I have to. I. He was like a tiny little muscle thing. And I was like, I have to be. And I'm not muscly, but I am stronger than I look. You know what I mean?
[30:14]
Monet X Change
I would agree with that.
[30:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, I have to beat him. And I was like, I know I can. He was short, but he was thick. And I was like, the dude is
[30:22]
Monet X Change
built like a fire hydrant.
[30:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, full. He was a can of beans. Work he was a can of beans.
[30:28]
Monet X Change
Is this the video of it?
[30:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this is Charlize Theron's getting her name pronounced.
[30:31]
Monet X Change
Oh. Oh, shit, Jake, I press something. Sorry. Oh, this is it.
[30:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, let's just get through this first. So then, so then the guy's like. So the guy's like. So he. So basically you hit this thing. They were like, most people can't get above like 4, 5:30. Like 5:30 is the highest. So this guy was at 700 and like 43.
[30:52]
Monet X Change
Damn.
[30:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, okay. So then I mustered up my mind and I hit it and I got to like 701. And the guy was like, you're the only other person to get above 700 for whatever. You the literally the only other person to get above 700. I can do this. I'm watching the take. Everyone, everyone's rooting. Everyone wants me to do it. Everyone's like, now a crowd is forming. Oh, there is a full crowd of people. Who all is there? What's her name? Aisha Taylor. Aisha Tyler. The guy who plays Beast in an X Men.
[31:21]
Monet X Change
Oh, he's hot.
[31:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
The skinny one.
[31:23]
Monet X Change
Skinny one.
[31:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not Kelsey Grammar. Nicholas Holt.
[31:26]
Monet X Change
He's hot.
[31:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicholas Holt is there. The head of Paramount is there. Am I lying? Jacob? I'm being Journey. January.
[31:35]
Monet X Change
January Jones.
[31:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Darie Jones is there. And I'm like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat this guy anyway. Who. Okay, now Angela, now Jake's being silly. So I take the. The. And I. And I. I. All my mind, I hit it. His was 743. I got like 7:39.
[31:52]
Monet X Change
Damn.
[31:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, I can't. He went back and redid and he couldn't even do redo out his own score. But I got very, very close and I was very sad that I didn't
[32:01]
Monet X Change
know actually pronounce your name.
[32:04]
Additional Guest
Charlize.
[32:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say you were. Did I say you're wrong?
[32:08]
Monet X Change
Yes. Oh, well, you're right.
[32:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm saying Charlize Theron. Charlize Theron. They should do nine of. Okay, can I just say this? I'm putting on the Internet on the world. Charlize should be a guest judge on drag.
[32:22]
Monet X Change
Oh, she'd be amazing. She loves drag.
[32:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
There could be a night of a thousand Charlizes.
[32:26]
Monet X Change
Honestly, she's not a lot. Oh, yes, she's not a lot.
[32:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, a school of good and bad.
[32:30]
Monet X Change
Uh huh. Aaron Brock. Not Aaron. What's the. When she did the role. Monster.
[32:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her name is Ilena Wuornos.
[32:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah, Eileen Wuornos.
[32:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Eileen Wuornos. The Huntsman. What is it?
[32:43]
Monet X Change
Snow White and the Huntsman.
[32:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Snow White and the Huntsman. I feel like Charlize.
[32:45]
Monet X Change
Ravenna. Ravenna.
[32:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Charlize dresses up in her movie.
[32:48]
Monet X Change
Like, Charlize has like Atomic Blonde.
[32:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Atomic Blonde.
[32:51]
Monet X Change
I love Atomic Blonde.
[32:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
And what was the one where she played the anchor? The news anchor.
[32:55]
Monet X Change
Oh, a bombshell. Was she in Bombshell?
[32:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
Charlize? I mean, this is no shade to Jennifer Lopez, but I think her looks are more iconic than Jennifer Lopez's because she plays these insane roles in these films. I don't think JLo is known. J. Lo is known for. This is the J. Lo Ians. The J. Lohans are going to come get me.
[33:13]
Monet X Change
But we're called six Trainers.
[33:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
They're called what?
[33:15]
Monet X Change
Six trainers.
[33:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I get why. But, but I mean, like, J. Lo has like as far as iconic looks. She has like two iconic looks.
[33:26]
Monet X Change
That's not okay. Which ones?
[33:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
The. The Versace dress.
[33:29]
Monet X Change
Uh huh.
[33:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
And like the white suit, Made in
[33:32]
Monet X Change
Manhattan is the iconic look. It's not fierce, but it's in Manhattan.
[33:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
The turtleneck?
[33:35]
Monet X Change
No, her and her maiden. It's that iconic JLO look.
[33:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Charlize is known for, like, because in her movie she dressed like she. For some reason she just keeps like being in these films that require her to like wear these like crazy outfits, I feel. Don't you think so? Oh, also her and.
[33:56]
Monet X Change
Her and Maze Runner or the. What is it called? Not Maze Runner.
[34:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Fast and the Furious. Atomic Blonde.
[34:04]
Monet X Change
Mad Max. What?
[34:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I meant the Huntsman. Mad Max. Oh my God. There are some. Yeah, she's got some great looks.
[34:11]
Monet X Change
She also. I met her.
[34:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Eileen Wuornos. Yeah, she's got some looks.
[34:15]
Monet X Change
I met her at the Season 2 We're Here premiere and I was sitting right next to her. I think I told a story on the podcast before and I was sitting and I was holding the. Steve.
[34:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh my God.
[34:21]
Monet X Change
I don't think I had someone on the podcast. So you were back there. Let's take a break. I'll tell you what, that time I meant.
[34:33]
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[35:44]
Monet X Change
We're here premiere, Bob and Shangela. And you're not to do anything because we're about to watch the episode or y' all want to go do something else? Anyway, so Andy and I sat, and then Jacob and Ezra walked over, and they were like. Jacob and Ezra were like, are these two seats open? I was like, yeah, no one's sitting there. Like, y' all can sit next to us. And then Jacob and Ezra went to go, do I think maybe get a drink or something else? So, like, two minutes later, walked over. I didn't realize what Charlize. Charlize and someone she's with. And she was like, hi, is anyone sitting here? And in my mind, I was like, I just told Jacob and Ezra, but I was like, this is Charlize.
[36:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, no, no, drag them.
[36:17]
Monet X Change
No one sitting here, girl. Damn.
[36:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Charlize is very tall.
[36:21]
Monet X Change
She's very tall.
[36:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like five' eleven.
[36:23]
Monet X Change
So I stood up to, like.
[36:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
To, like, Charlize, thee stallion.
[36:26]
Monet X Change
I went. I stood up to hugger, and I didn't have my shoes on. I had flats on. I stood up to hug her to be like, oh, my God, I love you. And she was like, oh, my God, Monet. And I was like, oh, my God, you're tall. She's like, yeah, people always forget it. I'm really tall. Because I was looking at her eye to eye. We're the same height. She was very sweet, and she was.
[36:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
You were in heels?
[36:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, no, I took my heels off at this point. But she was very. She's very, very, very nice.
[36:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll tell this story, too, which I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble. I was just telling what happened. So we were at Charlize's party, and then she goes, that's my mom. And I said. She pointed at this group of women, and I said, oh, my God, that's your mom? And she's like, yeah. I said, you and your mom look the same age. This is crazy. She was like, what? I said, you and your mom look the same. And she was like, well, that's great for my mom. And I was like, no, this is wild. So I went. Turned around and do something, and I turned back, and her mom was over there. And then her mom was. Then she was telling her mom. She was like, well, Bob thinks that we look the same age, which is great for you. But that wasn't the woman I thought she was pointing at.
[37:27]
Monet X Change
Who was it?
[37:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was just someone. It was like a woman standing near her mom.
[37:30]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[37:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
But at that point, I couldn't be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[37:35]
Monet X Change
You look old.
[37:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, and she doesn't look old. She looks good.
[37:38]
Monet X Change
But I was like, but she does not just look like she thought.
[37:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I was like. And then I was like, oh, my. And Charlize thinks I'm like, what are you saying? So serious. Like, it wasn't one of those, like, fake compliments. I was like, she pointed a woman who was like, her age. And I was like, this is crazy, because you women look the same age. But then by the time the woman came over, it was not the woman she pointed at, but I was. But I couldn't be like, no, no, no, no. Actually, you do like her mom, because that would have been horrible. What do you do in that scenario? What do you do?
[38:02]
Monet X Change
I think. I think due to bothering. Just crack a joke and just make people mind. Did you just crack a joke to make it go away?
[38:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just later told her what happened. What happened? And she was like, oh, that's funny. I actually saw my mom, and I was like, well, not while I'm here. I'm leaving.
[38:15]
Monet X Change
And I left. Did anything salacious happen? You can tell us. Did anyone punch anyone? By the. By the. By the. By the fruit punch?
[38:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, there was a. There was a server that was hitting on me. I thought I was hitting on me. What do you think, Jacob? You can see it on me. Jacob thinks he was. How?
[38:30]
Monet X Change
Like, like what?
[38:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, he was, like, making. Like, I. Like, he was like. He would walk by with, like, the food and be like, okay, I'm gonna try to be like him, right? He'd be like. Like all these people. He'd be like, can I get you anything else?
[38:46]
Monet X Change
Ooh, okay. What did he look like?
[38:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
He. Like, if someone did this to Jacob, like, Jacob, but, like, kind of bigger, taller. He didn't wear Glasses, though. He kind of looked like a white guy with dark hair. Like a skinny white guy with dark hair, but, like, bigger than Jacob.
[39:06]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[39:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob. Y' all don't know Jacob. If they know Jacob's tiny. Jacob's like, yeah, Jacob.
[39:10]
Monet X Change
I mean, people that see him at our live show, but so many people, they don't. I mean, I guess if they go on your social media, but people who just maybe just listen to our podcast weekly, they have no idea how big Jacob is. Jacob could be six foot seven.
[39:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob is. Jacob is not tall. Jacob's five, five, five, six. Five, five, five, six. I got hit on the other day at the Streamys. I have never been hit on this hard in my life. I was like, I don't even know what to do. Right.
[39:33]
Monet X Change
You lean on thick.
[39:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was like. I was like, this is. I have never. No one's ever hit on me. This. This guy was like. He was. He came to me, he was like, you are very tall. And I said, yep, I'm a big lady. And he goes, I have a type. And I said. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, what?
[39:57]
Monet X Change
Was he cute?
[39:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was cute. He was cute. I was like, what's going on? I've just never. No one's ever been this blatant with hitting on me ever. And he was just like, I have a type. I have a type.
[40:07]
Monet X Change
Okay, here's a question.
[40:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
If you.
[40:09]
Monet X Change
Let's say he kept on hitting on you and you were into it, would you be the type to go back to your private dressing room and do something in there?
[40:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, my dressing room wasn't private. It was me.
[40:18]
Monet X Change
If you had a private dressing room.
[40:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it depends on who it is and where I'm at.
[40:25]
Monet X Change
What if. Okay, let's say.
[40:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
So the stream is. No. Even if I had a private dressroom, not. The stream is now. Really? That was up in drags, and I don't really like getting down like that in drag. I mean, it was a rehearsal when I was out of drag. They was hitting on me.
[40:34]
Monet X Change
Okay, let's say you're out of drag. Like, what is it? What is it? What? Like on a movie set?
[40:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, like, if. If. If. Okay, let's say I'm on a movie set, someone's hitting on me. Who's hitting on me? Is it a pa. No. Is it a co star? Yeah. We can get down in the trailer.
[40:47]
Monet X Change
Really?
[40:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, me and a co star can get down. Down in the trailer.
[40:51]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[40:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
To anyone in the future, film with me. Honestly, if we're both feeling it. We can get down in the trailer.
[40:58]
Monet X Change
Y' all can get some bonus content for onlyfans. Do your own bta.
[41:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're shooting B roll. I'm a shoot B roll. Over your face, honey.
[41:06]
Monet X Change
Oh, Bob, this is a family show.
[41:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you like facials? What? Do you want to come in me?
[41:14]
Monet X Change
In my butt?
[41:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know why that was so funny when you said in me. You want it in your butt? You don't want it on your face or your throat or anything?
[41:22]
Monet X Change
If I'm sucking a dick, then maybe they can. It depends.
[41:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
When you swallow, do you like. Is it. Do it be in there or do you go straight to the back? Or do you be like.
[41:33]
Monet X Change
No, straight to the back. Here's the thing. When cum gets cold, it's whack. Cum needs to be warm. Cum is a dish best for.
[41:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I mean, like, how cold will you come back in three minutes? Like, how cold does the cum get?
[41:46]
Monet X Change
But once the cum is out, it starts to.
[41:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't.
[41:49]
Monet X Change
There's some.
[41:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
My shit gets warmer. You gotta get it real quick or it will burn a hole to the sheets.
[41:57]
Monet X Change
As soon as cum starts to touch air, it starts to get cold. It starts to, like, cool down immediately.
[42:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's only about 98.6 degrees, technically. So, yeah, I guess that's not very warm.
[42:06]
Monet X Change
Yeah. So it starts to just really. When it's like. Because then it gets. It gets cold. It coagulates a little bit.
[42:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
So where do you like to put it?
[42:14]
Monet X Change
What do you mean, put it?
[42:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know where you like to take it. Where'd you like to put your. Your.
[42:18]
Monet X Change
Oh, in a mouth and a booty. Yeah, I like my come in never on a face. You don't want to see it. I mean, if the person's into that, I'm sure the person's upstairs would ask them.
[42:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like. I like to be on my side. I like to. So I would like for people to come on my stomach. I like to see it. To see it because my skin is so dark and it's like a really big contrast. I love. I'm like, ooh, that looks great. What?
[42:47]
Monet X Change
Heard that perspective before.
[42:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
It looks really cool.
[42:50]
Monet X Change
And it feels nice.
[42:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it feels nice.
[42:53]
Monet X Change
I've ever seen those porn where those people, like, they get a bunch of people or some person to, like, collect a lot of cum in a cup and then they drink it later.
[43:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never seen one of those.
[43:01]
Monet X Change
You've never seen someone. I get, like, a bunch of coming, like, in like a Shot glass. And they're like, no.
[43:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
When? I've not seen that.
[43:06]
Monet X Change
Oh, I have seen that.
[43:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, you're, I think. Because you typed it in.
[43:09]
Monet X Change
No, it's been like. It's like, oh, you see in like a thumbnail.
[43:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, your suggestions are based on something you, you typed in something that led you there.
[43:16]
Monet X Change
Maybe like, like a, a group party or orgy or something.
[43:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Or you maybe typed in cum or facial. Or, or, or maybe you typed in guy drinks cup of cum.
[43:25]
Monet X Change
I said no, I never searched that.
[43:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
But if you ended up. If, if that was suggested, there's a reason why they're suggesting it to you. How often do you get suggested. Suggested straight porn?
[43:34]
Monet X Change
Not very often.
[43:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because. Because the algorithm knows you don't want to see that. Your algorithm. The algorithm is smart, Monet. They know what you want to see. Did you click it?
[43:43]
Monet X Change
It did not.
[43:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't click it. How did you end up watching it? It was suggested and you watched, but you didn't click it?
[43:47]
Monet X Change
No, it was one of those that was playing in like the side. Like you. You put your mouse over it starts to.
[43:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me see your browser history. Remedy history. You watch. Nothing wrong with watching that.
[43:56]
Monet X Change
I know that. I know there's not. I say, I did not watch.
[43:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't say you saw the thumbnail. You said you watched it. You said, I've seen one of those
[44:03]
Monet X Change
because I've seen it in the thumbnail. One that play when your mouth goes over the video.
[44:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Something's fishy here. Something
[44:12]
Monet X Change
you said. That word. Victoria's going to be honest.
[44:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I did not say it in that context. Also Victoria Scone. I'm not watching Canada versus the world. But like the looks she's posting.
[44:24]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, they're great. She posted the picture on Twitter the other day.
[44:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Crazy. Her and Silky are turning some in. You talking about her look? That's just for the Sapphics.
[44:32]
Monet X Change
Yes. I said, bitch. She looks so hot.
[44:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I know it's just for the Sapphics, but I did, I
[44:38]
Monet X Change
thought, oh, wrong person. I was like, that is a hot picture.
[44:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. No, it looks great. So we'll post it here. But it is just.
[44:45]
Monet X Change
Can we post it here?
[44:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, we can't post that. No. Because there's a whole titty out.
[44:49]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[44:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God, that is. Wow. No, the look she's turning on this show. That fucking Fabio shit was crazy.
[44:59]
Monet X Change
Victor Scone or Victor or something.
[45:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
And that, and that. And that one legged pant thing she did.
[45:05]
Monet X Change
I don't think it's Right.
[45:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like right above. Did I is crazy.
[45:11]
Monet X Change
Oh, that was. This was cool. I, I didn't. I did see it or the sleeve thing, bitch.
[45:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you see what Black.
[45:17]
Monet X Change
All right, bitch. The meat, the dick. Black Pepper is packing in them little bread fucking panties.
[45:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
She don't want Kingos, but she printing in them.
[45:27]
Monet X Change
Oh, my. That is wild. Black pepper looks hot.
[45:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
You gotta get some American citizenship.
[45:36]
Monet X Change
Black pepper look hot. That's fucking hot, dude.
[45:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause you know, this is so this is who I be going for. This is who I be going.
[45:43]
Monet X Change
This is. That's hot.
[45:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, good for you. Spit of work.
[45:46]
Monet X Change
What did you say?
[45:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, wait a damn second.
[45:50]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that cover looks hot.
[45:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Spit a word like, wait, you trying to. If you need to put. Stay in America. I reached out, I said, alexa, update my lock screen. That is crazy.
[46:00]
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's wild. That's wild.
[46:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I really, I really took on myself.
[46:21]
Monet X Change
You do. I have to say, no one laughs more at Bob's jokes than Bob.
[46:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, let me try right now. If you can make yourself laugh, you are. And you are going to be entertained for the rest of your life.
[46:30]
Monet X Change
What's the thing when people like. I like when a comedian laughs. Laughs at their own jokes. I'm not offended by that. Some people do not like that.
[46:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, no, yeah. I know one of my friends famously said their dad hated Joan Rivers just because she laughed at our own jokes.
[46:42]
Monet X Change
I was like, so one of your friends. Can you tell who the friend is?
[46:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I genuinely can't remember who it was. It was just someone who was like, my dad hated Joan Rivers. I was like, why? He was like, because she laughed at her own jokes. I don't know that she particularly laughed at her own jokes that often.
[46:54]
Monet X Change
I'm trying to think of Joan Rivers. I mean, I didn't watch all of her stuff, but I did watch and I can't think of her laughing.
[46:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she would laugh sometimes. Like, Anthony Jes doesn't even crack a smile.
[47:02]
Monet X Change
Who's just.
[47:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anthony J. Is that like blonde guy who, who does one. He does like strictly one liners and he also tries this. He's kind of an edge lord. And he tries to see how offensive his jokes can be. So he tells like really offensive jokes. And some of them, they aren't all offensive, but.
[47:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, yeah.
[47:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he doesn't laugh. He doesn't.
[47:23]
Monet X Change
He's. He's dead.
[47:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like a character. It's like a character at this point.
[47:26]
Monet X Change
Yeah, he's stone faced.
[47:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Whereas Chris Rock. I've seen I've heard Chris Rock laugh at his own jokes, which I love. Just one dislike's not.
[47:33]
Monet X Change
Yeah, she does.
[47:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, John Rivers be like, oh, I mean, are you serious?
[47:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Melissa, did you see Wendy? Wendy Williams is on the, Is on demand. Is she? Yeah, she did the, she did a, a big celebrity station. I think it's not wbls, any one of these big radio stations. They did their big meeting thing. They do or festival. Sorry. And she spoke and she sounded great. And she's definitely come out with a podcast.
[48:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about people who are like, she deserves it?
[48:03]
Monet X Change
I think people. I think that is the dumbest and stupidest take. I, I hate that. It pisses me off. People, like, that's what she get for talking about people. I'm like, you talk about people all the time.
[48:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
You talking about Wendy right now.
[48:14]
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? So, like, how, what do you mean? That she should, that she deserves to suffer because she would just put her, she had a TV show putting out her opinions. Everyone talks about people.
[48:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think people were saying that her opinions were hurting people. But I don't agree with, I do not agree with that take, by the way.
[48:27]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I think it's silly. And I, and I, I do not. I, I disagree with it vehemently.
[48:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
My mom was saying something recently about something I had hanging around the house, you know, at Zach's place. Zach has a bunch of dicks everywhere. Dick art, dick cups, dick coasters. And, and she was. Jacob and my mom were talking and she was, what was it? Jacob? She was like, well, the thing. You, you, he just loves it. So he has them hanging everywhere. Duck. Oh, yeah, we have a lot of ducks in our kitchen. Jake's like, well, we love ducks. We have ducks. And said, she said, well, I see Monet house. Monet must love herself.
[49:05]
Monet X Change
There's one picture of me.
[49:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
She said, monet must love herself.
[49:09]
Monet X Change
There's one picture of me. That's not me. That's not me.
[49:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
None of these are me.
[49:14]
Monet X Change
That's literally you.
[49:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if that's not you. I don't know.
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Monet X Change
I have this big piece of Bob
[49:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
right here in my living room on the floor.
[49:20]
Monet X Change
I haven't hung it up. There's no place to hang it up. When I move into a new place,
[49:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna hang it up. I just saw you threw a picture away. I think a space just opened up.
[49:25]
Monet X Change
Oh, how did you see? Oh, I have it by the garage.
[49:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think a space just opened up.
[49:28]
Monet X Change
That Was above my bed. I imagine Andy and I put your picture above my bed.
[49:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't imagine. I can. And I expect to see you.
[49:37]
Monet X Change
That's not happening.
[49:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
To quote Monique. I would love to see it. I would love to see it.
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Monet X Change
How do you feel about Wendy? People saying that she deserves it, that's good for her?
[49:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I don't. I don't agree. I think that, you know, I don't think that. I don't believe in karma. I think that. I don't think that good things happen to good people and I don't think bad things happen. I think things happen to people and we assign good and bad to them.
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Monet X Change
Yeah.
[50:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know?
[50:02]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[50:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think it is some retribution or it is some comeuppance of any sort. I think that she's just ended up getting sick.
[50:10]
Monet X Change
I know, but that video of her putting her foot up on tmz and it's just like. It looks like a limp. Like, it's like gray. It looks. It was a little read her. It was tough to watch. I love Wonderland and I was watching some of her old clips. I agree. We all agree with. Wendy will always be out of pocket sometimes, but that shit. Which one? No, I don't want to say this one. This one is really offensive. I'm getting in trouble.
[50:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is it? She said it, not you.
[50:41]
Monet X Change
It was, but I laughed at it.
[50:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Laughter is an involuntary response. The first time. This is like the 10th time. Which one was it?
[50:52]
Monet X Change
It's when Caitlyn Jenner had just come out. You're right.
[50:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Belinda.
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Monet X Change
No. Yeah, Belinda. And she was like. She's like, you know Caitlyn of Caitlyn. No, Bruce, I gotta play it. No, I'm not playing. I'm not playing. We're not. We're not going down this road. It's not funny. Not funny.
[51:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you laughing?
[51:19]
Monet X Change
Not funny.
[51:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you laughing?
[51:21]
Monet X Change
I'm laughing. I'm thinking about us going to Aspen again this year. Don't tickle me.
[51:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a mess. You are a mess.
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Monet X Change
My best.
[51:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
So back to prison. Do you think you can survive prison?
[51:36]
Monet X Change
Absolutely not. Now, I know bottoms, like, run prisons, but I'm just not cut for it. Just the cleanliness. Bitch. So Duan is addicted to 60 days, and he was here with Arcia for a week and he sat on his couch just watching episodes of 60 Days in and, like, people like shit in the showers. People do like prison, just not. I'm not cut for it. I'm not cut for it.
[51:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Put shit in Your shower, sir. There's a video of shit in your shower, bitch. You live in a prison.
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Monet X Change
I don't think I would be. I'll be. I would be very long.
[52:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
How was it going?
[52:11]
Monet X Change
That was good, but prison would not work for me. How about you? You think you could do it?
[52:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, going to prison is a fear of mine. I don't know why I'm not, like, out here in these streets committing any felonies. But going to prison is just a fear of mine.
[52:25]
Monet X Change
And.
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Bob the Drag Queen
And I don't know how I would fare in prison. I wouldn't try to align myself with any gangs. I would try to be like one of those people who just mind their business. And I'd be like, send me to the gay part.
[52:36]
Monet X Change
But it's survival. You have to.
[52:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'd be like, send me to the gay part.
[52:38]
Monet X Change
The gays have gangs too, Bob.
[52:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, but also, I feel like the gays are just not gonna be as wild as the straight part.
[52:43]
Monet X Change
Are you? Okay?
[52:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, now what?
[52:45]
Monet X Change
Okay, here's the thing. You go to prison, and you have to be someone. Like, someone is like, if you want to survive here, you have to be my bottom. Like, you have to do that. And they don't have lube. But they don't have lube. They don't have douche.
[52:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
They.
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Monet X Change
Have you seen those tiktoks? Those dudes, right, Recounting their experiences? They don't have lube, they don't have douche. The douche is like, I want to have sex, and you have to. And. But again, bottoms are in control. So you can say yes or no because you had the power, but you don't have any of those things. You got to take the dick. Dirty, dirty booty hole with no lube.
[53:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
One I can bottom.
[53:15]
Monet X Change
You did it, like, twice.
[53:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. True. Anyway, and I. I'd probably be like, not interested in bottoming for you if I didn't want to.
[53:27]
Monet X Change
And then. And then. Then they fight you. Then what?
[53:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can fight.
[53:33]
Monet X Change
Get him up in prison, bitch. You just have no idea.
[53:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like to fight. I can't. Sometimes I can't have a hard time envision myself fighting, but I. But I can fight, though.
[53:40]
Monet X Change
But I. But you've never been in a fight before, so how did you.
[53:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true.
[53:44]
Monet X Change
Wait, when did you fight?
[53:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been in fights before.
[53:46]
Monet X Change
Have you?
[53:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
[53:49]
Monet X Change
I didn't know this about you.
[53:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been in fights. Not in my adulthood. I don't fight people as an Adult. I use my words.
[53:56]
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? You fight with your words.
[53:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I fight. I defend myself. I stand up for others.
[54:01]
Monet X Change
Oh, we fight with words, you and I.
[54:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the fighter.
[54:04]
Monet X Change
So my personal experience is that you do fight with words.
[54:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the one fighting. You're fighting with yourself. Any bitch that beef with me is beefing with herself. You heard that? You know, who is that?
[54:14]
Monet X Change
Is that Megan? I love Megan Peet. She's fierce.
[54:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Megan. Pete, when they're calling out the names in the other thing, what do you think about, like, would you ever be able to work as a prison guard?
[54:28]
Monet X Change
No, I'm not good for that either. Because also, in 60 days in, you see, a lot of these prison guards can be, like, very, very manipulative and very shady.
[54:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, oh, you'd be perfect. This is. This is the job for you.
[54:40]
Monet X Change
When the inmates need things because they give them things like toilet paper and stuff like that, they, like, hold it out just like with them. And they don't treat a lot of these, to your point earlier, like human beings, they kind of like, take the humanity away from them. Like, no, nah, y' all not getting no toilet paper today, bitch. I have to shit. Like, what, am I supposed to use my hand? So I would hate to be on that side of things.
[55:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't have to treat them like that.
[55:02]
Monet X Change
I know. Not treat them like that, but just part of that system, like that, that culture. You know what I mean? Because then I'm sure other guys get mad at you, because I'm sure they have their system of stuff, and they're like, they all in on it. And when you break from that, because you can get them in trouble with the warden. I'm sure there are politics in that that I just don't want to be a part of. That makes sense. Could you be a prison guard? It was my Alexa.
[55:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I want to have any. My mommy's working in prison, right?
[55:26]
Monet X Change
She did. She's teaching technology.
[55:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, computers. In the early 2000s, when there are people who went to prison before desktop computers, there are people who went to prison who had never used a desktop
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Monet X Change
computer in their lives.
[55:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they were like, what email?
[55:39]
Monet X Change
Wow.
[55:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is it?
[55:40]
Ad Host
What the.
[55:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even know. What is the email? Who am I in person?
[55:45]
Monet X Change
Eureka.
[55:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was her.
[55:47]
Monet X Change
That was who?
[55:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Now you say. Now you say you were because a hillbilly.
[55:52]
Monet X Change
Ignorant. Well, she's a hillbilly. I don't know about ignorant, bitch.
[55:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Herschel Walker. Oh, I don't even know what is a pronoun. That's a direct quote.
[56:01]
Monet X Change
Literally his name.
[56:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her Herschel Walker is. I'm so glad that he's like,
[56:07]
Monet X Change
I am too.
[56:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
But he's like, not.
[56:10]
Monet X Change
And just the way that they touted this man and the Republicans only touted him, obviously because Warnock was black and they thought, oh, we can get a black person to kind of get the black vote. And obviously this man had no skills, no qualifications, not very. I mean, to someone, he's intelligent. In my purview, experiencing him, what he talked about, he talked. He is not an intelligent person.
[56:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
And the fact that pretty much I will let Herschel Walker know that he is a dumb cunt. He does not have the vernacular that he thinks he possesses. Somebody lied to him several times and
[56:42]
Monet X Change
told him that he could be a werewolf, a vampire, a witch. He was nothing of a sort.
[56:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's nothing of a sort, so. And the fact, I don't know vampires can kill a werewolf.
[56:51]
Monet X Change
It's so sad to watch.
[56:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said I want to be a vampire.
[56:55]
Monet X Change
It's so disgusting to watch.
[56:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Now they try to bring pronouns into our military. United States is the whole. Is the best nation in the country, in the whole world.
[57:05]
Monet X Change
It's so disgusting to want.
[57:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a video where someone said Herschel Walker played football when the helmets were soft. I didn't pick that up.
[57:13]
Monet X Change
Well, the gag was your friend, not your friend. But you did the videos. You and him were going back and forth. His son, like, completely distanced himself from him. He was going in on his dad, which I was so shocked to see, cuz Christian Walker's a very proud, right. Super conservative Republican. So it was very interesting to see.
[57:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Have you seen how many people are like turning on Trump now?
[57:32]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, bitch. Do you see what the New York Post put out about him?
[57:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
[57:36]
Monet X Change
So, you know, obviously during Trump's reign, the New York Post, they were up his ass. That was their guy. Trump could do nothing wrong. They love Trump, bitch. When Trump announced that he was going, that he was running for. He was running for president again, they said. So I had to read the article to you.
[57:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
They said, deleted Flop Bob.
[57:52]
Monet X Change
They dragged him.
[57:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
They said, hey, Flop.
[57:55]
Monet X Change
I was like, not as a nigga
[57:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
wants to come out against Donald Trump.
[57:58]
Monet X Change
Did she really?
[57:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she was. She was like, I was very disappointed in his behavior and all that stuff. And she was saying that he's like, he got ego. And a lot of folks are coming out against Trump being like, girl, she's not that girl. She's not that girl anymore.
[58:10]
Monet X Change
I mean, he's done. He's done. I mean, here's the thing. I don't want to say. I don't want to say he's done because we saw what happened last time. We thought that there's no way Trump is going to. And bitch, look what the fuck happened.
[58:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do want to say, I think that we really need to. And I know this sounds like a goof now, we need to keep a close eye on Kanye west because I'm starting to see people agree with him in the comment section of some of these things. And Kanye west is scary right now.
[58:37]
Monet X Change
The amount of, like, you know, with the whole Kyrie and the amount of, like, tiktoks I stumbled upon and people like justifying. Because the thing about Kyrie, what's his name? The basketball player who did that.
[58:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, who did that thing? I don't know.
[58:52]
Monet X Change
The thing about him is not just that people are not realizing he had a whole history of other things. So it's just that thing. Yes, that's bad. But that compact and all the other things, he was, he's like a support of Jerry Jones. Not Jerry Jones, the guy who said that Sandy Hook was a lie and now they're suing the canceled Alex Jones. He was like, support, like, well, Kanye
[59:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
went on Alex Jones.
[59:11]
Monet X Change
Kanye, yeah, he went on there. And even Alex Jones was like, well,
[59:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Kanye west was straight up like, I
[59:17]
Monet X Change
like Hitler, which is crazy. I'm trying to find.
[59:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
But he also, he said something that really drove me because he's like, I love everyone.
[59:25]
Monet X Change
Do you love everyone who said that? Donald Trump?
[59:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Kanye West. Do you love everyone? People say that all the time. I love everyone. You hear people say that?
[59:32]
Monet X Change
No.
[59:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
You never heard anyone say that?
[59:34]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I have heard that. Yes.
[59:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't believe those people. But also, like, I don't love everyone. I don't even love everyone in my family.
[59:40]
Monet X Change
This is what the New York Post said about Trump announcing his thing. With just 720 days to go before the next election, a Florida retiree made the surprise announcement that he was running for president. Avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar A Lago, his resort and classified documents library. Trump, famous for gold plated lobbies and for firing people on reality television, will be 78 in 2024. His cholesterol levels are unknown, but his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup. And then the final thing, the final line of the story goes, Trump also served as the 45th president. Dragged him.
[60:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, let's get this roaster cooking. Let's get this. That picture of the Pope. It's like, why does the Pope look like he's slaying the comedy challenge?
[60:24]
Ad Host
Yes.
[60:25]
Monet X Change
He's like,
[60:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
put that in there. We're this episode. We're going to have all the things there. We're going to have the. We have the. The video of. Of your dog. Also send Jacob the video of you and Potato listening to Sza.
[60:38]
Monet X Change
Okay, let me do all. Before we leave. We're going to do all that today.
[60:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have a Patreon exclusive. So listen, we have a little Patreon exclusive that we're going to be doing. We don't know what it is.
[60:48]
Monet X Change
Guess that white woman.
[60:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I announced to the party last night that I have a hard time differentiating famous white women.
[60:54]
Monet X Change
Sandra Bullock and Jennifer. Jennifer someone. Anyway.
[61:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Whoa, whoa. Sandra Bullock and Julia.
[61:03]
Monet X Change
Julia Roberts. Which is.
[61:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I said at a party full of famous white women that I have a hard time differentiating. I know it was a little awkward. Jacob was there for.
[61:12]
Monet X Change
Wait, Jacob was there for the awkwardness?
[61:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob was there for all my. I was like, I kind of want to come different. Oh, no.
[61:16]
Monet X Change
He was. I didn't know if it meant he was there for it physically or he was there for it. That's what I think.
[61:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
He was there when he saw it, was there when it happened. All right. Anyway, we're going to name that white woman over on Patreon. Bye, everyone.