The One About Pronunciation

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – The One About Pronunciation

Podcast by Sibling Rivalry & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Original Air Date: December 22, 2025

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Overview

In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into the hilarious complexities of pronunciation, regional accents, and how their backgrounds and relationships have blended the way they speak. Their banter touches on pet peeves, food preferences, queer culture, and a wide range of pop culture topics, all delivered with their signature wit and unapologetic honesty.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pronunciation, Accents, and Slang

Timestamps: [02:21]–[03:37], [28:04]–[30:41], [54:11]–[55:06]

• Regional Differences:
  • The duo debates how they pronounce “zero,” with Bob’s “zero” vs. Monét’s “zero.”

    "So the Coca Cola that doesn't have sugar, that's not diet. How do you pronounce that? Zero. That's crazy." — Bob, [02:21]

  • Influence of partners and friends on speech: Bob admits picking up some of Monét’s New York inflections, like "coffee" and "talk."
• Playful Correction:
  • Bob corrects Monét's pronunciation, leading to a running joke about "the menu" vs. "the men-you," and “hero” vs. “zero.”
  • Both joke about “selective outrage” from fans over pronunciation disputes.

    "They don't like when I correct Monet's. Well, they gonna have to get over it." — Bob, [28:11]

• Accent Authority:
  • Bob references an online “accent expert,” Zay Dupree, who claims there’s no true borough-specific New York accent, sparking Monét's skepticism.

    "Zay has this thing where they basically go on about how New Yorkers do not have distinguishable accents...when you play them for New Yorkers, they cannot tell where people are from." — Bob, [47:23]

2. Underwear, Body Image, and Sexual Humor

Timestamps: [04:12]–[05:51], [11:05]–[14:46]

• Underwear Preferences:
  • Monét discusses her aversion to jockstraps, feeling they're “for people with fat asses.” Bob teases her about her “mondo” butt.

    "I don't like jockstrap. I've never been into jockstraps...I think their jockstraps are for people with fat asses and...for people who have mondo asses, it's a little different." — Monét, [05:01]

• Fisting Stories:
  • Both share wild stories about fisting, including an OnlyFans creator’s power dynamic fetish, leading to offbeat humor about “ending someone” and Kermit the Frog impressions.

    "If I had my hand up your ass to the shoulder, I'm doing this with your mouth now. You're Kermit!" — Bob, [13:03]

• Human Psychology:
  • They discuss the urge for chaos — like wanting to drive off a bridge or jump onto subway tracks — as a universal but unspoken facet of life.

    "There's only two type of people in the world. I mean, three types. Maybe on the subway platform, I could push you or I could jump or someone's gonna push me." — Bob, [14:22]

3. Food Hot Takes & Fast Food Culture

Timestamps: [16:00]–[26:33]

• Fast Food Rankings:
  • Strong opinions on IHOP (“good pancakes”), Denny’s (“not for pancakes”), and bygone menu items like Denny’s dessert hush puppies.

    "There are some culinary moments in the world that are, like, cultural resets. The McGriddle. Easy, easy." — James [Monét], [17:01]

• Chicken & Wing Rants:
  • Heated debate over best fast food wings: Popeyes, Wingstop, Buffalo Wild Wings, and opinions on how chicken should be washed.

    "Your wings are better than Buffalo Wild wings. But if I'm going to order wings from you...there's no sauce on top. I need a coating." — Bob, [20:27]

• Party Dish Aspirations:
  • Bob sets a culinary goal: perfecting Buffalo chicken mac and cheese for future gatherings.

    "I'm going to perfect making from scratch the perfect buffalo Mac and cheese. You never had a buffalo chicken Mac and cheese?" — Bob, [26:28]

4. Pop Culture, Drag, and Queer Community Commentary

Timestamps: [06:33]–[10:14], [35:05]–[38:38]

• Tyra Banks, Kim Kardashian, and AI Singers:
  • Praise for Tyra Banks as a cultural icon and debate over Kim Kardashian’s repeated bar exam failures (and alleged use of ChatGPT).
  • Discussion of AI music and how performers feel about digital artists.

    "I think that singers will take it more seriously than I do, for sure." — Bob, [09:34]

• The Breakfast Club and Ms. Pat:
  • Monét shares her surprise at Ms. Pat’s evolving views on queer identity and recounts a Breakfast Club debate on trans acceptance.

    "Ms. Pat was just basically saying, like, if I have any advice for you, just let people identify and be what they want to be." — James [Monét], [36:53]

5. Drag Name Pronunciations & The Power of Names

Timestamps: [30:32]–[31:04], [36:34]–[37:18]

• Running Pronunciation Jokes:
  • Bob repeatedly pronounces Monét’s name with his own spin (“Monet”), poking fun at how people, even within drag, have their own ways of addressing each other.
  • The duo rib each other on the impact of small language differences among close friends and in queer spaces.

6. NYC Life, Regional Stereotypes, and New York Trivia

Timestamps: [54:01]–[54:11], [54:25]–[55:06]

• Puerto Rican & Dominican Representation:
  • Monét and Bob discuss the demographics and cultural influence of Puerto Rican and Dominican populations in NYC.

    "New York City has more Puerto Ricans than any city in the world." — Bob, [54:01]

• Local Skepticism:
  • Monét explains New Yorkers’ inherent distrust — "a city that is constantly trying to beat us down" — and Bob counters with his own experience navigating such skepticism as a non-native.

7. School, Intelligence, and Fame

Timestamps: [42:10]–[44:08]

• Famous People & Education:
  • Chat about how fame affects education: Dropping out, homeschooling, and a digression into RuPaul’s unfinished high school experience.

    "It seems like something happened in RuPaul's life where she was not able to finish high school. That doesn't make you stupid, though." — Bob, [44:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Zero vs. Hero:

  "How do you say zero? That's cause you have a boyfriend of style." — Bob, [02:35]
  "They don't like when I correct Monet's. Well, they gonna have to get over it." — Bob, [28:11]

• On Trust in Kink:

  "Knowing that this bottom trusts him so much was like that...I think the trust was the part of it that was the fetish." — James [Monét], [14:11]

• On Skepticism:

  "We are always on the edge. We are always on the defense." — James [Monét], [49:00]

• On Drag Names:

  "Why do you Monet me? That's how I pronounce your name. Monet." — Bob, [30:37]

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Additional Highlights

• Cultural Resets in Food:
  • Discussion of innovations like the McGriddle and KFC's mashed potato bowl as moments of fast food history.
• Random Pop Culture Knowledge:
  • The duo fact-check each other’s trivia, e.g., the origin of AR-15 and whether Mariah Carey and Sean Paul are “actually” Black.
• Pronunciation of "Empanada Mama" Menu Items:
  • Bob roasts fake indecision at familiar spots: "If you live in New York City...stop acting like you're looking at the menu. You know what you're gonna get." [27:19]
• Vocal quirks and playful fences:
  • Ongoing jokes about “sometimes vs. sometime,” “raw dogging the gym,” and fake food hacks with fast food orders.

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Important Timestamps

• [02:21] – Zero vs. Hero pronunciation debate
• [09:34] – Thoughts on AI music and artistry
• [13:03] – Extended fisting/“Kermit” anecdote
• [17:01] – Fast food “cultural resets”
• [28:04]–[30:41] – Men-you/Menu debate; selective outrage
• [36:53] – Ms. Pat’s advice on trans acceptance
• [42:10] – Famous people and high school/education
• [54:01] – NYC’s Puerto Rican/Dominican populations
• [55:06] – Hero vs. zero and regionalism wrap-up

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Conclusion

This episode is a showcase of Bob and Monét’s unique comedic chemistry and cultural commentary as they riff on everything from how to say “zero” to why New Yorkers are so skeptical. The combination of playful bickering, insightful takes on community issues, and relentless tangents make this a perfect example of Sibling Rivalry’s enduring appeal.

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[James]

And I'm more named James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, we find out why Monet doesn't like jock straps.

[James]

We talk about pronunciation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet said this.

[James]

I know you're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate that I say this. Let me find out what made Vong say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[James]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[James]

Amazing things. You host us a hood bitch. You get so much amazing things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[James]

Yeah, you'll find us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the Coca Cola that doesn't have sugar, that's not diet. How do you pronounce that? Zero. That's crazy.

[James]

Yeah, you say zero Coke Zero. I've told you this before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zero to hero.

[James]

Yeah, but that's. But that's a song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say zero to hero. Zero to hero.

[James]

Whatever. Song. But if Taylor, how do you say it zero. That's cause you have a boyfriend of style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's from New Jersey.

[James]

He ain't been fucking with you too long. He's been drinking the style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have started saying stuff the way you say them because of you.

[James]

Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say talk sometime. I say coffee.

[James]

Now, do you say mother and father? No, I don't say that either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I do say. I mean, it's kind of a bit. But it's become real. Where I say Claire it up now. Claire it up. Claire it up.

[James]

I'm trying to roll my eyes harder. Can you tell?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Clari it up.

[James]

Let me be clear. Oh my God. You love that Barack Obama impersonation. Do you think you'll ever. Like when do you think you'll be using that Barack Obama impersonation?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use it all the time.

[James]

I'm saying on like film or tv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're filming. It's also a Kamala Harris quote. Let me be clear.

[James]

Do you know that woman who impersonates her? Yeah, Ashley. Yeah, she's. It's a really good common impersonation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pretty good.

[James]

The last she saw, she's like. And I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have been noticing. Have you noticed? Oh, can I just start off by saying something real quick? Actually, I'll save it for adventurie because we need to talk about something. We got. I mean, I don't want to.

[James]

Why would you do this? You can't take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know we're talking about the. The queen of rap. She. Anyway, we're gonna talk about her, but.

[James]

Oh, God, we'll do it for Adventistry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I can't. I can't.

[James]

I mean, will they finally wake up? We'll talk about an invensory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we talked about an invensory a while back.

[James]

Yeah, a while back. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you been up to? You look really cute. Why won't you show me your underwear?

[James]

Okay, so I walk into Bob's studio and I'm walking through set and Bob is pulling my dress and my skirt up. Would you do that to a lady on the street?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not a lady and you're not on the street.

[James]

I am a lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not a lady and you're not on the street.

[James]

Okay. Would you do that to a lady in your studio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, you're not a lady, but you are my studio.

[James]

Okay, so would I do it to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A non binary person in my studio who was my close friend for the past 15 years? Yes. And I did. Wow. What kind of were you wearing? I'M wearing white. White briefs, which I, like, never wear.

[James]

I wear a black thong because. And then I. And then I fucked him this earlier.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does a thong have to do with fucking?

[James]

Just easy access to sex gear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aren't all underwear kind of easy access? A jockstrap is easiest access.

[James]

A thong is easy. You have to slide it a little bit. But you can see more cheekage than a jockstrap. No, no, no. I don't like jockstrap. I've never been into jockstraps. I think because of my way my ass is shaped. It cuts into my bottom of my butt cheeks. I don't think that's sexy. I think their jockstraps are for people with fat asses and. But I think I have. For people who have mondo asses, it's a little different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Communicate about a mondo is you.

[James]

I have a huge, huge butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mondo.

[James]

A huge ass. Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you have a mondo.

[James]

I have a mondo, but. Oh, yeah. Okay. Although. Even though you're trying to say that's getting smaller because I lost a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weight, your butt has got.

[James]

It has not gotten smaller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how weight works, Monet.

[James]

No, no, I don't lose weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There you let me.

[James]

Let me clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's be clear. You think that you're losing weight on every part of your body except your butt.

[James]

Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how that works.

[James]

You don't know my body works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can see your body. I see it every time I see you. You know, when food touches my tongue, I immediately have. You see the Tyra bank say that?

[James]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tyra bank says, the moment food touches my tongue, I can taste it.

[James]

She did not say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, she did. I'm obsessed with her. She is one of the best things to come out of media in the past 30 years.

[James]

As soon as food touches my tongue, I like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The moment food touches my tongue, I can taste it. Like y'. All. The gift that Tyra Banks has bestowed upon you by being in your lives. The memes, the quotes, the faces, the social foibles.

[James]

Not the foibles. Great word. She was on the. She was on the season of Project Runway judging. And then La Roach referenced her from the Tiffany thing. And she's like, she. I couldn't tell. She was acting like she didn't know what it was or she generally didn't remember that she did this. Remember the. I was rooting for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were already raw.

[James]

Roach did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should embarrass by it. You think? I don't think But I don't think Tyra Banks has a sense of shame. Like, from seeing her, it doesn't seem like she embarrasses easily. Like she will start rapping out of nowhere. She has a rap Persona. You know about her rap Persona?

[James]

I mean, I think she did on the show once here and there, but I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She also is the inventor of hot ice cream.

[James]

Hot ice cream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. I actually think she's a genius.

[James]

Should we fly to Australia to try to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Harvard grad?

[James]

No, no, Harvard. Oh, yeah, she did. She. Yeah, she did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Harvard grad. She actually went to school.

[James]

Yeah. It wasn't like an honorary. She, like went to school?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Yeah, she went to school.

[James]

What do you think about Kim Kardashian failing the bar? She fell the bar twice or third? Three times now. So she's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she's not a lawyer?

[James]

No, but you can take the bar as many times as you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she was a lawyer. No, she went to law school.

[James]

She went to law school and she was getting, like, private tutor lessons and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She also admitted somewhere, allegedly, I think this may be true, that she cheated on her law exams using ChatGPT.

[James]

Drinking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, that's not. Look it up. She. She said that she got chatgpt to help her with her homework and stuff, and she. It got the answers wrong. She didn't say she didn't use.

[James]

No, no, she said on the test.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said law school or an exam or something. I don't know, whatever. But she. She used chatgpt. Maybe that's why she's failing the bar.

[James]

Chat GPT, not bt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said chat. Chatgpt.

[James]

It sounds like you're saying chatgpt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chat GPT. What does GPT stand for? I don't even know.

[James]

General Processing Technology.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what it is? Yes. What's an AK?

[James]

AK 47 or an aromatic automatic rifle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, an AR. AR 15.

[James]

An automatic rifle 15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think it's an Armalite rifle.

[James]

I think it's an automatic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think an AR rifle is an Armor Light.

[James]

It's assault rifle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's an Arma Light rifle.

[James]

Jacob, you look it up. An AR.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm pretty sure an AR15 is an armor Light, right? No, you're right. Armalite. Yeah.

[James]

Why do you know that is the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Company that originally developed the rifles.

[James]

You fucking. Fucking you. Fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. Why? Why?

[James]

Why are you. Why are you invoking her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember when guns were just like, so in music?

[James]

Could you write a gun bar a gunbar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gunbar.

[James]

I'm Not a rapper. I don't write like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You write. You're a writer.

[James]

Yeah, but I don't write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see the girl who.

[James]

Oh, my God. So wait, so many thoughts. Bitch, I'm getting whiplash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you see the girl who created the AI singer?

[James]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, she writes the song.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[James]

Gail, interviewer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Gayle interviewed this girl. Yeah.

[James]

What do you think about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zania Monet is her.

[James]

Well, that's the artist. That's the AI's name, but her name is Talisha Nikki Jones. What do you think of what did. So did you watch the interview?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watched clips of it. I didn't watch the whole thing.

[James]

Well, what do you think of what you saw?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have a few thoughts.

[James]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that singers will take it more seriously than I do, for sure. And.

[James]

Well, what about rap? What if I was someone did it for rap?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you.

[James]

Would you take that more seriously?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Because, I mean, I like to rap, but my career is not rap. I just. It's kind of like a hobby for me. I don't make a lot of money doing it. It's just something I love to do. But I feel like. Okay, I want to say right now.

[James]

That she just headlined Pride with a little rap show where she's like, that was pennies for you, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flo Milli, Headline Pride.

[James]

No, you weren't. You wore the headliners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was one of the headliners.

[James]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Flo Millie came after me.

[James]

Okay, well, you were Flo Millie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shit.

[James]

But you were still headlined Pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had a boot on. She broke her foot the night before.

[James]

For more fisting, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How would you break your foot? Fist. Like you slip and fall on some of the lube brick hints.

[James]

I'll tell you what that fisting guy said. Did I ever tell you what that fisting guy told me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one that you fisted? Fist of Glory.

[James]

No, I didn't fist. No, not him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What fisting guy?

[James]

When Trinity and I did a. We filmed a. What's the thing you filmed? To Poppy Picture show for something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A pilot. Sizzler.

[James]

Sizzler. For the film Sizzle. And we. The guy was paing us back and forth when we were driving, like, Trinity was like, so what do you do outside of this PA thing? He's like, well, it's not a good Trinity. I don't know. And he was like, what's your trinity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you do outside of this PA thing? So when you're not paying, what do you do, girl?

[James]

So. And he's like, oh, well, funny ass. Like, I. I make only fans content. I'm a big only. She's like, oh, like, what's your thing? He's like, I'm into fisting. She's like, you put all that up there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have big hands?

[James]

No. She was saying, like, if he was getting fisted, and he's like, no, no, no, I'm a fister. Yeah, Top fisting top. And she was asking one of the questions. She goes like, so what is it about fisting that you're really into? He was like, can I. Can I be really honest with you? And we were like, yeah. He was like, to know that I can be shoulder deep in someone, if I wanted to, I could end them right there. But it seemed like a really morbid part of. I mean, I don't know if that's what all fisters feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should bleep his name because he'll come kill you.

[James]

But he was like, no one I could. Because he showed his videos. Bitch bicep into people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he a big guy? I mean, and a big guy?

[James]

I would say probably Kane's frame a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could fit Kane's arm up my ass, up to the nipple, whole shoulder.

[James]

But I mean, he was taller, though. He like Kane's frame maybe, like, I would say maybe if I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you guys are at home. Kane is 6 foot 5, about 350, solid muscle, giant biceps.

[James]

Oh, is this him? This one? Yeah, that's him. That's her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Other guy's way smaller than K. He look like six' three.

[James]

No, I'm kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that guy. Look, that guy looks like he's.

[James]

Yeah, okay. All right. I mean, Jacob, that's adulthood. Jacob acting like somebody go see that. Jacob said, oh, but anyway, so. But he was saying to be up in there and to know if he wanted to, he could end someone. Cuz, I mean, if you're that far in, you're in belly, you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're by the lungs, you're up there.

[James]

Like, you could really do some damage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I had my. If I was up to my armpit in someone's ass, my hand is coming out of their mouth. I have very long arms. Like, if I had my hand up your ass to the shoulder, my. I. I'm doing this with your mouth now. You're. You're Kermit.

[James]

That's crazy, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're Kermit Defrog.

[James]

Do you think that Oku. What. What if you were involved, you added someone to the firm that was big into fisting like, would you. Would you participate in it all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had this one person hit me up online who wanted to fist and they were really hot, really hot. But I just could not get into. I couldn't get into it.

[James]

What about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feels grotesque in a way that's like. It feels like, like innards. Like, I'm like, I have your innards.

[James]

You know, some people into innards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also want to point out too, like, you could. If the thrill is that you could kill someone. I mean, you have so many opportunities to kill people every day.

[James]

Maybe it's just an icing on the cake. Maybe he likes the fisting. The icing on. Like the extra added bonus of it is like that. Oh, I could if I wanted to. Like, I think what it sounded, what I was hearing was the power dynamic. Knowing that this bottom trusts him so much was like that. That seemed like that was what was going on really. Like, knowing like I had that much trust with someone. Did they trust me being like that much into them and I could in a crazy world, do something to kill them. I think the trust was the part of it that was the fetish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes when I'm driving, especially if people in the car and I'm driving over like a bridge, I'm like, I could.

[James]

Just fucking turn this car and just go into the water. That's a. That's the thing. It's called something that I always said there's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's only two type of people in the world. I mean, three types. Maybe on the subway platform, I could push you or I could jump or someone's gonna push me.

[James]

I know I used to feel like. I feel like someone gonna push me. That's why I always. I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[James]

In the subway, I was always hyper aware of my surroundings. Like, even have music on. If I sees anyone walk, like my. If I'm not. If I'm like by the pole, you know what I mean? I'm like, anytime people walk by me, I'm like, I'm like peripherally checking, like, making sure they're not trying to me up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The day Kim posted a picture from the gym.

[James]

Kimchi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kimchi. I might have been closer on the camera, but. But I don't think this is horrible. Anything but. She was like, my headphones died right when I got to the gym, I.

[James]

Saw that I'm going, leaving. That happened to me today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm leaving. There's no way I'm raw. Dogging the gym.

[James]

Really? Is it that deep, girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No way. There's no Way on God's green. I'm about to raw dogging after you.

[James]

Done made all the effort. You got driven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've driven all the way to the gym. Driven. Got there no headphones, turned around.

[James]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turned around.

[James]

I mean, there are moments where I've been like. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go. I went to the gym, sat in the parking lot, sat on my phone for like 10 minutes. I'm okay just once it hits 9:15, I need to get to like an even like a quarter number so I could whatever bullshit I'm saying to myself. And I would just walk in, beep like, yeah, I'm not feeling it today. And go right back home because the headphones just. Cause you didn't have it in me. I didn't have it in me. And then. But the fucked up thing. I'll go and order something crazy. Mitch, I'm ordering the triple stack, the New York cheesecake pancakes from IHOP with the eggs and the bacon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say what?

[James]

Don't say no crazy shit. IHOP is good pancakes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, IHOP is great pancakes. It's the International Pancakes.

[James]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Denny's.

[James]

Yeah, Denny's is not good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't go to Denny's for pancakes. No, you go for the grand slam.

[James]

Wich I don't know what that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Grand slam. But a sandwich, it's kind of like. Imagine a McGriddle but with ham.

[James]

A McGregor with ham. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And there's like a syrupiness on the bread.

[James]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the grand slam.

[James]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good. Sar. Good.

[James]

So they used to make something. A long time ago, they discontinued them, but they were so Denny's. They used to make these, these, these dessert hush puppies. Did you ever have this at Denny's? They would take. There was like a blueberry favorite and a strawberry favorite. They would. They'll make them into these little fritters. They would deep fry them and they'll coat them with powdered sugar and have like a little dunky little syrupy bitch. Can you look up the Denny's dessert?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hush. Oh, hallelujah.

[James]

Them things were so fucking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look good.

[James]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was a period. There was a. There are some. There are some culinary moments in the world that will. That are like cultural resets.

[James]

The McGriddle. Easy, easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mashed potato bowl from KFC.

[James]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

KFC is pre mashed potato bowl and post mashed potato bowl. Yes, baby, when that bowl. Yes, Hallelujah.

[James]

Came out when. When Buffalo Wild Wings first dropped, they were popping. They've since gone down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quiznos Subs Toasted Subs Jail Domino's Lava Cake.

[James]

The lava cakes were good, but you know what? Places like Domino Pizza Hut don't do well. And every time I'm like, you know what? Maybe they've stayed together. One, two, three. Wings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Sister phone home. Yeah. No, you don't want wings from. Because they're basically just taking wings that have been cooked already.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're rubbing, wrapping them in foil and running them through the exact same thing they cook the pizzas in.

[James]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you need a whole.

[James]

You need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm not against baked wings.

[James]

I'm not against baked wings, but not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way they do them. Yeah. And Popeyes, let me tell you right now, I ride for you. You know, I'll tell you after the break. And if you don't want breaks, join the Patreon, y', all, please.

[James]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't keep riding for you if you're gonna keep pulling this bullshit. Cause of the fast food, you do have the best wings. Your wings are better than Buffalo Wild wings. I would agree your wings are better than your wings. But if you're. If I'm going to order wings from you and these people are just taking the sauce, putting it like in the corner of the container, not even shaking it. I have to shake my own wings. There's no sauce on top of the wings. Like, I need a coating.

[James]

I don't order Popeyes wings enough to have that experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, you are missing.

[James]

I had the once or twice and I think. I think you hyped. You're amping them up. You put a. That battery is a little too big in the back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then who. Then who, who? Who of the fast food wings who had the best ones? Exactly.

[James]

Fast food wing girlies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[James]

I can't think of them. Wingstop. So I've soured on Wingstop because I ordered it one time and I don't know if they didn't quash the chicken, I don't know what they did, but the wings tasted like fresh. Like, they tasted like. Not fresh. Like they were made fresh. Like, I can't explain it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like gamey.

[James]

Not gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not.

[James]

No, they, like, had, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[James]

When the chicken just has like that weird. I didn't wash it with vinegar or lime. It just tastes like they, like they cut them straight from the chicken and just deep fried them, you know, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don'T know how to cook, so I don't understand what people are. I assume when you wash your chicken. You're just washing it in water like you, you. You rinse it really good and you soak them. But I've been talking about rinsing them and I saw someone online rinsing their chicken in bleach.

[James]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what are y' all doing?

[James]

That's crazy. Now I just do like a little vinegar. If I don't have vinegar, I'll do just a little. A little lime or lemon juice just to get the fresh off of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little lime or a little lemon juice?

[James]

Yeah, just to get a little coefficient.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you communicate, can you articulate what you mean about the fresh? I don't know.

[James]

That's what I grew. That's what my mom called it growing up. That's all I can call it. She's like, you got to get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds like such a good adjective. These are really fresh. My God, they're so fresh.

[James]

No, but she would say I have to get the fresh out of the chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which restaurant, what fast food place or major chain does desserts?

[James]

The best desserts. The best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, ooh.

[James]

Pizzeria Uno. Have you ever had Uno's grill?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never, not once in my life.

[James]

Never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[James]

It's a very niche fast food joint. Joint. But they are. They are there, John Joint. Dejuan and I used to go. There was one around the corner from our college and we used to drive. Well, not even. It was in Hamilton, which was like a 20 minute drive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So not around the corner.

[James]

But me and him would get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to roll back to that. A whole town over.

[James]

I mean, but in Jersey everyone drives. So driving is like, you know what I mean? It doesn't feel like going to far. So we used to go and we used to up Uno's and dejuan. I also, when we did our summer program together, we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is.

[James]

We were some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what it is? Yip Young.

[James]

Young Art Yap Young Artist program. But this one's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was. We're just. Yeah, y' all weren't yapping yet.

[James]

We weren't yapping. We were on the scene together. We were sharing a dorm over the summer and this is how big our backs were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get it?

[James]

So we would get in dejuan's Toyota Malibu, drive to the Stop and shop, which was 10 minutes away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[James]

Grocery store.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[James]

Stop and Shop had good fried chicken dough. Almost as good as the. Have you ever had Rall's fried chicken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never. Not once.

[James]

Baby Ralph's fried chicken is the truth. Anyway, so you would drive 10 minutes to stop and shop you at Walmart's? No, it's not bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not great, but it's not.

[James]

Publix is good too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Publix? Publix, yes. Where you got Publix at?

[James]

I got Publix at, bitch. I travel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't have Publix up north.

[James]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you know about some Publix and Kroger? Bitch, I'm from publ. Know about me. Big P U B in the L I E.

[James]

So we would go down to the top of the shop, we would each get a 10 piece fried chicken, go drive back to campus, put on a movie and eat the entire. Each our own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds each our bitch.

[James]

10 pieces is a whole chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds about right. I wanna be clear. Ten pieces is way more than one chicken.

[James]

No, because you have two breasts, two thighs, two legs, the wings. It comes in fours. It'll be two drummies and two. Two drummies and two singles. Basically two drumsticks and two. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we each have a whole chicken. That's all my. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I really like eating spill food.

[James]

Same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like eating unhealthy.

[James]

I mean, I think everyone likes eating unhealthy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been on my unhealthy eating kick lately and I'm just so happy. I get back to my hotel room and I open up that Uber eats and I just have a heyday. I. Lately I've been ordering the. Which is wild for me because I. I really can't really eat a 12 piece from Popeyes.

[James]

12 piece. Wings or tenders?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mix and match. Tenders and wings. Bone in, bone out. And then I would get.

[James]

You eat bone out. You eat boneless wings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I prefer the bone in, but it's. It's. It's. Listen to my experience, okay? Because Nick put me up on the Mac and chees cheese at Popeyes. And if you take. So you have to order the signature hot sauce on the side and you mix it into your Mac and cheese. Yeah.

[James]

The fact that Nick is your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mix it into your Mac and cheese. Nick doesn't do this. I do this Mac and cheese and then I use the. The. The. The ch. The boneless and I put them in my Mac and cheese as if it's like a chicken Mac and cheese. I think I've decided by the end of 2026, I want to have a party dish. A dish to bring to parties and things that when people are cooking or a Potluck. And I've decided my dish will be. And I'm going to perfect it, and people are going to start requesting it. Okay? It's going to be that good.

[James]

I'm all ears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A buffalo chicken Mac and cheese. It's going to be so good that people are going to be like, bob, I beg of you, are you making.

[James]

It yourself or are you getting it like, you buying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm making it. I'm learning to make it. I'm perfecting. I'm not perfecting ordering it. Oh, that's what I thought. Perfecting. Calling somewhere.

[James]

I thought. I thought you were going to get, like, a vat of fucking Mac and cheese from Popeyes and do the shit you talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. I'm going to perfect making from scratch the perfect buffalo Mac and cheese. You never had a buffalo chicken Mac and cheese?

[James]

I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's great.

[James]

Where. Where have you had it from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just restaurants. Huh?

[James]

Here and there. I've had a lobster Mac and cheese. Actually not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like shellfish.

[James]

I'm not a shellfish person either. I didn't love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oysters? No. Shrimp?

[James]

No. Shellfish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Prawns?

[James]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had lobster Mac and cheese, though.

[James]

I could have just tried, because, honestly, the Mac and cheese show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crab cakes I like.

[James]

I'll do a crab cake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So not. No shellfish.

[James]

I'll do a crab cake. But that's. I mean, you fry anything, I'm fucking eating it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crab cakes aren't fried. They're grilled.

[James]

No, I've had the fried ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crab cakes are grilled.

[James]

I don't like the Viagra from Empanada Mama. I don't like none of that shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Empanada Mama. What's your order?

[James]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And first of all, if you live in New York City and you've been to Empanada Mama, stop acting like you're looking at the menu. Can we. You're ordering the same three. You have maybe four or five that you get. Stop looking. You know what you're gonna get. Don't waste our time, baby. This is Empanada Mama.

[James]

I told you we should try to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you go to Cane's, don't look at the menu.

[James]

Yeah, we don't get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're standing at Cane's. You're standing at Raising Cane's, where they have one thing on the menu, and.

[James]

You'Re like, I think you. I think we're deciding, like, how big our back's gonna be that day. Am I getting the three Am I getting the three one or the four one? Now if I feel real, bitch, I'm getting six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you should know before you go in. No. Because how hungry are you?

[James]

No, the menu would dictate how hungry you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The menu.

[James]

The menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The menu.

[James]

The menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how you say that.

[James]

The menu. What did you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The menu.

[James]

The menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the menu.

[James]

The menu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't like when I correct Monet's. Well, they gonna have to get over it. Cause she gave me the business for saying hero zero you the one that.

[James]

Came brought this on the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought it up. I did bring it up.

[James]

So when you were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monet was like, yo, hood ass bitch, you hood as fuck.

[James]

No, that was something else you said. And I wasn't about to do anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying. You were mentioning so you. So the fans who have selective outrage can suck my dick.

[James]

Selective outrage is crazy. That's a little bit of a slob my knob and inflammation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gobble my gooseneck.

[James]

The menu at Cane's will tell you how hungry you are. I firmly believe that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just know when I go, like, I decide.

[James]

There's one right here, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's. Yeah, that.

[James]

No, it's this way. There's two. There's one here. They just put a new one over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they. They're the Kevin Hart's old place.

[James]

Hart house is now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is now raising kids.

[James]

They're raising kids. Which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it will survive, baby.

[James]

That Hart house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We went. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good.

[James]

It's vegan, right? It was vegan. Yeah, it was Rest in peace Hart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wanna say anything to Kevin Hart about his failed business?

[James]

Kevin Hart, we're so sorry that your business failed. You should try. He put one hand next to perch for studios.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[James]

Let's see how it worked out again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Look how pretty we are.

[James]

Anyway, RIP.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rest in peace to Bobo Beauty.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bobo Beauty is up in the sky next to Harthouse. Up in the failed business.

[James]

You ever think about. We spent so much money on Bulma Beauty. I. I was about the other day and I was right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We spent money on a learning experience is what we spent money on. And we bonded.

[James]

Should we say the dollar amount?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One day, maybe one day. Comment below. How much. How much money is embarrassing.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How.

[James]

Oh, my God. Come in below much money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you say like the lowest amount of. Don't go like 10 billion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get crazy.

[James]

What is the lowest. You like. Are y' all fucking kidding me? You spend that much money on that company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then we will look in the comments, and then we will either say lower or higher, but we won't say. And then we'll just keep playing this game until we find out if we should be embarrassed or not. Because I'm not embarrassed. Because I get to have experience.

[James]

You're not embarrassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm embarrassed. Monet. Everything I've done with you, my name.

[James]

Is Monet and not Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you selective outragers.

[James]

Monet. Wait, why do you Monet me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I pronounce your name. Monet.

[James]

No, you don't. Because then you call me. You call me Monet often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, you say things. Things differently sometimes. People pronounce things differently sometimes. Yes, yes, I say sometimes. I say sometimes. But. But I know that it's sometime. I know, but I say sometimes.

[James]

Are you excited about. Do you like the holidays?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Oh, I've got to tell you. Oh, God, I hate to announce this to you on.

[James]

On. On camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, you. They won't care, but I hate to announce it to you. What? It's about to be a Wicked podcast again. We're about to re enter the most wonderful time of the year.

[James]

I mean, you're going to New York for the premiere. You're really about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm about about it. And we're going to once again be a Wicked podcast. Oh, my God.

[James]

They should do it at the Wicked Theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Gershwin?

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That'S Hood. Do it at Wicked Theater. You mean the Gershwin.

[James]

They should do it there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would be something I'm proud of. Is I'm pretty good at naming what theater plays were at. I'm not great at it, but if you name a musical that had a pretty substantial run, I can probably tell you what theater it was at.

[James]

Kinky Boots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kinky Boots with Al Hirschfeld?

[James]

Yep. Chicago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chicago was at the. Ooh, that one. I don't know. I didn't see it. Well, I did see it. I saw it with Jinx in it.

[James]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where was Chicago? Jacob. Just a sec.

[James]

Damn. You went to Aldrich's show. Did you go see it in Pirates?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't go see Pirates and I didn't go see Little Shops. I've not seen all. I saw two of them.

[James]

I saw a Little Shop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have seen every play Alex Newell's ever been in.

[James]

Oh, that's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I'm sad. Did you see the Drowsy Chaperone? They just did. Oh no. But everything had like a run. Not like a one night thing. But I saw you.

[James]

So you didn't see everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, brother. This guy stinks. No, I saw. I saw A Christmas Carol I saw once on this island.

[James]

What role did he play in the Christmas Carol?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ghost of Yikty Yacky. I got a camera. One of the ghosts and I saw Shucked.

[James]

I'm so mad at Miss Shucked, but her shucked is really good. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alex Newell was great vision. Alex Newell was worth the cost of admission. And if you missed it, don't you worry because they're gonna turn into a movie. Are they? Yep.

[James]

And it's about corn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's a kind of. It's a. It's shot because it's corny. But it's like about a town that. That has a corn. A thriving corn industry.

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[James]

I know you're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate this. You're gonna hate that. I say this. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna hate it.

[James]

So I Listen to the Breakfast Club here and there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[James]

And do you know Ms. Pat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know Ms. Pat? Yeah, I love Ms. Pat.

[James]

Yeah, she was so. Her lore is so interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very.

[James]

She. Especially around queerness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause her lesbian daughter.

[James]

Cause her lesbian daughter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stepdaughter.

[James]

Yeah, stepdaughter. But she grew up. Like, she's talking about this on ts. She's homophobic. And until she was present. I mean, not even till. Cause they had a. You know, she had to grow to where she's now to evolve to where she's now. But like, hearing how. Hearing her thought. Because. Okay, so she was on the thing with her producing directing buddy who's gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gay guy?

[James]

Yeah, the gay guy. And he's doing that show, oh, Happy Day at the Public, which I heard is so good. I'm so mad. So I've come into my theater a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[James]

After I left New York City.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And I was trying to get you into it. When you're new, you kept being like.

[James]

You guys are lame. I know. Because that's because we've talked about this before. There's a thing between opera and theater and music. It's like, you know what I mean? I just. Anyway, so I'm so mad I missed that. There's the other one that was going on down there too. Goddess. Or I don't know that one. Goddess. I heard that was so good too. Anyway, so they were talking about. Cause Jess hilarious was like, you know, Ms. Pat, you know, I was supposed to be on the show and I told her I couldn't because I said trans women. You know what? Let's take a break and I'll tell you. Oh, should we talk about this on current adventury? No, we should talk about it now. But current adventury happens on our Patreon is what I'm trying to say. Do you want to add anything?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're doing a great job. Thank you so much.

[James]

So just hilarious, basically saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this you are doing? I am ready.

[James]

Just hilarious is talking about how she's supposed to be on the show. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because.

[James]

But bet brought up, hey, we. We're not gonna prove this person. Because they said disparaging comments about trans people. And Ms. Pat was just basically saying, like, can I just tell you? She's just like, if I have any advice for you, just let people identify and be what they want to be. She's like, they don't need you to comment about it. And if you do feel that way, keep it to yourself. You don't have to say everything. And Jesse Larry's was so. It was a flabbergasted. But you could tell to her it's like, oh my God, what a thought. Just letting people just identify and be what they want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then as Pat was like, you know, the queer community is like maga.

[James]

And she was like, no, no, no, let them clear it up. They're like. It was very funny. She's very funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's a comedian.

[James]

Hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah. Okay, here's a fantasy of mine.

[James]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is toxic.

[James]

You want to go and fight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to go on the Brax Club and fight.

[James]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to go and fight just for the purpose of fighting.

[James]

Okay. Who do you want to fight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Charlamagne and Jess. Hilarious.

[James]

Okay. But here's my thing about Charlamagne is not homophobic. He's not transphobic. I think that what I see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think he's misogynistic.

[James]

He's misogynistic. That probably do. But the other is no. So, yeah, so I think that Charlamagne, but around politics and stuff, I think he is very smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Except when he said, when he was. What he said about the Dems recently.

[James]

What he said about that they shouldn't have caved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Before they caved. He was like. He was, he was basically. Now I'm going to forget what he said, but you know, I'm going to mischaracterize it. So I don't even want to.

[James]

I think I was saying this before. I was like, Charlamagne represents a lot of a big part. I mean that show in itself, it's represent a lot of the black community and a lot of people who like how they think about a lot of these issues.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Breakfast Club.

[James]

Yeah, the Breakfast Club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They recently hit a billion streams.

[James]

Yeah, they're huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's massive.

[James]

So I think that. And he's also very. Charlamagne is not super. He's very smart. So I think that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he sexy? Can we look at a picture of him real quick?

[James]

I wouldn't call Charlamagne sexy. No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he handsome? He.

[James]

No, he's cute. He's cute, but he's not handsome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a clip of Charlamagne on the, on some. On the show. Breakfast Club, some show. And he kept going on and on about his penis.

[James]

Like in what way?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About the size of it.

[James]

Like big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he was like, I'm proud to have average sized penis. Everyone out here, I'm proud to have my average 8 inch penis. And I was like one of the two things you're saying is not true. Either you have an average sized penis, you know how to measure it, or you have an eight age penis and you're trying to be modest.

[James]

I think when we talked about this, straight people do not know how to measure dicks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Measure from the knee.

[James]

Yeah. Straight people do not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight measure from the hip.

[James]

Straight women also often a lot of times really impressed by dick size. And gays be like child. Anyway, that thing like I've been in several instances. Well, not several, A couple where my straight girlfriend showing me a dick video. Like, girl, like I'm gonna show his dick is so big. And I be telling like that. That's big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, from people that I know who take it vaginally and anally, from what I understand, the people who do both, they're like, taking it vaginally is harder to take a bigger penis than it is take one anally.

[James]

It's harder to take a big dick in your pussy than in your asshole. Yeah. Why isn't the vagina is made to stretch? The asshole is not made to stretch like a pussy. A pussy is what can get this big to get you out of there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So vaginas. Okay, I was much smaller than this.

[James]

When I was born. I'm saying me too. I came out of a vagina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they stretch like this. Like vaginas are meant to stretch wide, not necessarily stretch in depth. And to be clear, the passage that a baby comes through is not the exact same passage that a penis goes through.

[James]

I know, but there's crossover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. At the opening. Yeah, but like when you piss and when you're getting fucked. They're not. You don't fuck someone in their piss hole.

[James]

I know. Yeah, but I think you're wrong. Vaginas does not. Only when a pussy dilates, it dilates round. It does not dilate. It does not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your pussy doesn't go like this. What do you think I just said?

[James]

I thought you said. You said vaginas are meant to go like this. Not what. I don't know what other thing you said. Not this. You said this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't dial it like this.

[James]

Yeah, but they don't dial it like this. They dilate like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, this feels like this. Feels like Vanilla Ice going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding is not the same thing. That's what this feels like.

[James]

Well, Bob. Cause you said this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I'm saying they. It's width. That's all you. I thought you had so much height. Latoria, that's all you have hype is Latoya Jackson. Stupid.

[James]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm asking.

[James]

No, she doesn't pronounce it. She go Bob. She pronounces things differently than us. She. She pronounces words differently. Sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The difference between here and hair and a height. And height. One of them isn't a word. One of them just isn't. I don't think anyone pronounces it height. I think she thought she was eating. I wouldn't be surprised if, like, a lot of people who grew up rich. Rich and famous were stupid, to be honest. I think if you're a rich and famous, you either get really good schooling or you just. Or they. You're just getting neglectful. Schooling.

[James]

Neglectful? Yeah. Like, I mean, they're going to the regular. They're going to schools sometimes they're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Staying at home sometimes. Who? A lot of. A lot of famous people are homeschooled. Who? I mean, I can't name them, but a lot of famous people get home.

[James]

You can't name them, but it's a lot of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dude, the. Beyonce go to high school?

[James]

No, she went. No, she. Destiny's Child went to high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Beyonce graduated from high school.

[James]

I don't. She graduated, but they went to high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I feel like a lot of famous people probably get homeschooled, especially if they're. Especially if they're stars. I don't mean like famous people's children. I think famous people's children probably go to school. But if you are the famous person, you probably have some homeschooling. Well, I mean, a lot of on site tutors.

[James]

A lot of it was, say, a lot of the Disney kids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of.

[James]

A lot of the Disney kids went to school on set. Like the Nickelodeon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't know, I can't vouch because I didn't. I'm not. I was never a famous child. But is that as good as. I don't know, like, in between scenes, you're learning about the solar system.

[James]

Like, did. Did RuPaul graduate high school?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[James]

She didn't. No. When did she stop? I'm shocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, second grade. And I'm like, I know somewhere in high school, but she, but she. In her book. She didn't read her book.

[James]

I have not read any RuPaul book. Not a single one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think she's a bad author?

[James]

I know RuPaul dropped out of high school in his senior year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl.

[James]

I mean, I will say once you get to like 12, 11, 12th grade. You're like, what the fuck? You don't know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But maybe his senior year wasn't going to be his last year.

[James]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean?

[James]

Oh, so you're saying she was. She had a lot of credits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She might have been a bad student. Maybe she didn't finish high school.

[James]

So do you. So say it to the camera that RuPaul's stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think RuPaul finished high school.

[James]

Say it. Say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul was probably not a good student. See where you get it. I said probably. Okay, where are you probably?

[James]

Where is that coming from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It seems like Something happened in RuPaul's life where she was not able to finish high school. That doesn't make you stupid, though. I know lots of people who didn't finish high school that aren't stupid.

[James]

No, but I mean, I. I think she saw because she went to. That's the point. She moved to Atlanta. Right. To pursue being a rock star. The group. The group.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But I don't. I mean, it's been a long since I read the book Letting It all hang out by RuPaul, available on Amazon. But I remember that she was like. She was, like, living with her brother or her sister. She went to go live with a sibling and she started working for her brother, who I think sold cars to celebrities. And the first celebrity she ever met was James Brown. She sold him a Cadillac. Yeah. Or she drove him a Cadillac that was sold to him by her brother. I think so Maybe she was just chasing that money, chasing that bag.

[James]

So, back to pussies. So they stretch this way, like. Oh, a circle. Well, probably not a perfect circle. I mean, I'm not there with a fucking protractor scaling it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[James]

But I think they stretch this way. So that's why. So it's crazy to me that it'll be easier to take a penis in your pussy than your asshole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a long penis.

[James]

A long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I think it's about the length. If it's too long, it's like, put it in the back door. If it's fat, put it in the front door.

[James]

Chris Brown has a long, skinny penis. Have you ever seen his nudes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course.

[James]

Long and skinny, like a pencil. Like a number two pencil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you wanna. I get it from Z Wave, by the way. Did you see the Eric Adams babe? Why would Eric Adams agree to that? First of all, I do think she should have held him. She never holds him to task the way I want her to, but I can't believe he Agreed to that.

[James]

So uncomfortable. So weird. He's such a fucking freak. What a freak show. And he's a native New Yorker, too. He gives native New Yorkers a bad name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What borough is he from?

[James]

I'm gonna say Staten Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's not from Staten Island. Can we look, find out where borough Eric Adams is from? He gives Brooklyn vibes.

[James]

No, his accent is not Brooklyn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are you gonna do when you find Queens?

[James]

I'm gonna guess Queens. You think it's Brownsville?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Bronx. I mean. Sorry, The Brooklyn.

[James]

The Brooklyn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there was this guy online named. Okay, I think his name is Zay. Or their name is. I'm not sure the pronouns. But they have.

[James]

Yeah, cleared up. Just. Just misgendering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zay on this podcast, Happy to clarid up. Zay has this thing where they basically go on about how New Yorkers do not have distinguishable accents. And. And he's, like, a professional, like, linguist, like, like. Or accentologist. I don't know what you call it, but, like, his whole thing is accents. He actually did my accent and pimp on it. I did a video. Like, I was like, can you tell me where I'm from? I think my accent is a little bit ambiguous, and I moved around a lot, and I say certain things funny. So can you tell where I'm from based on my accent? And he clocked me down. Okay, like, to the city.

[James]

See, this is you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna see the video. Hold on. He excluded Florida, Canadian raising. That is so impre. Anyway, so, girl, he looked it up. He.

[James]

You are a. This is like, when the people go on the show, the ghost, the mediums, and be like, yeah, you have. You were born from a woman. Yeah. And every morning you have. Take with me breakfast. Like, it's like, girl, the issue with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zay Dupree, girl, I think Zay, I want to say I believe you. And Zay has a really, like, a tirade. They go on. Zay's two biggest things they go on and on about on their page is about how about black sense? And about how New York, the boroughs, the neighborhoods do not have distinctive accents. And when you take people's accents and you record them and you play them for New Yorkers, they cannot. They actually cannot tell where people are from. No matter how much New Yorkers insist they can tell, you cannot tell where someone's from based on their accent.

[James]

Well, I'm curious what you think about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine, because mine, the exception of maybe. Actually, there's no exception, because even when, like, Jewish, New York accents. You could be from the Heights. You could be from Brooklyn. You could be from Manhattan.

[James]

Yeah. I'm curious what you think about mine. Mine is a little Caribbean, a little New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make a video. Help. I mean, you'll probably. He probably won't do it now because of how you just slammed him.

[James]

It's laughing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said he's a liar.

[James]

I just think you just believe in everybody. You just always drinking the Kool Aid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, if you look at Zay's page, because Zay also does this with people who aren't famous. Zay does this with, like, just random.

[James]

People in the Internet. Everyone can be famous. You can find everyone's information online. Everyone. You ever see that man that just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Finds people such a New Yorker?

[James]

You ever see a man can find people? Someone would say, I hate your shirt. He'd be like, hmm, funny. You hate my shirt?

[Amazon Prime Sponsor]

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[James]

Cause I saw that here you went to. And he could find literally where everyone lives.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are such a New Yorker.

[James]

How is this a New Yorker?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A New Yorker. Traders are so, like. Like, what's happened to y'? All? Why y' all like this? You're so skeptical, like, everything.

[James]

Because we are from a city that is constantly trying to beat us down and wipe us out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are always on the edge.

[James]

We are always on the defense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, everyone's not against you. Yes, they are. Like, what is. Like, I remember one time, like, I would try to pay something with a coupon, and the guy was like, is this fake? I was like, is this fake? It's a coupon. No, it's not fake. It's a coupon I clipped. No, it's not fake. Like, what is going on with. Who are y'? All?

[James]

The world. Well, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, I love New Yorkers. As a iconic. As an iconic New Yorker, why does this hurt your feelings that I'm an iconic? Why do you. What is wrong with you?

[James]

My eyes are gonna get stuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you skeptical about that too?

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take it up with mta. Take it up with the. With the mta, honey.

[James]

What does it stand for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Metro Transit Association Authority clocked devoted.

[James]

Title shrimp to take it away. Good day, sir. You lose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too late. I have the title. Did you know that the voice of the MTA is a trans woman? Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

[James]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That's trans woman. And she also does ones for Philly.

[James]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[James]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that wild?

[James]

I hooked up a guy in Philly recently. It was really hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me more.

[James]

He's very tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shocker. You make me beg for so many details.

[James]

He's very tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I get an age? Can I get a race? Can I get a body type? Can I get a. What you did. Can I get a hair? I don't know how ill. Do you have teeth?

[James]

No. That's why I was so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me anything. Beard. No beard.

[James]

Curly hair. I don't know what. He had a little gray in his hair, though. So maybe that was body type.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Race.

[James]

Very, very tall and skinny. You'd be proud of him. Very skinny, Very skinny man. White man. They're like, yeah, we know you want to suck it off a white kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Age. So, like 30s.

[James]

I would say mid-40s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what's really sexy?

[James]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A slick, shiny, smooth, bald head. Like, if it feels like so smooth, that's really hot.

[James]

Have you ever seen Heading? I'm sorry, heading where? Bald guys, they, like, you fuck a pussy with your head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not real.

[James]

It is real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not real.

[James]

I've told you. I think we've had this conversation on the podcast before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had someone show me a video of a guy using his head to go into a vagina. And then I was like, that's fake. Like, it was a big fake artificial pussy and the guy was jamming his head into. Wasn't real.

[James]

I ain't even a fake. Artificial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They make the whole thing like a big prosthetic pussy. It's like. You ever see those long dick videos?

[James]

Yeah. Those are not really, like, where they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold them like this.

[James]

That's crazy. Well, you know, so they make these, like. Have you ever seen these? Like, rubber. I think they're for. I don't know who they're for, but they're like rubber silicone pussy panties. Have you seen this before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[James]

You can buy them on Amazon and Jaz and Rice and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You put it in your asshole?

[James]

No, you put it. You wear it like a thing. So, like, the purpose of. If you go out and you look, you selling the fancy hoodie and you put them on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have them? I used to have it in New York. I thought you put the pussy over your asshole and it has a hole in it.

[James]

No, we're here because it has a little chamber in it. So if the guy fucks you in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It, the zizza zizzing is so.

[James]

Yeah, it has a chamber in it, but I don't know what that one is, but it has a chamber in it. And you can. If the guy fucks you, like, there's a place for your penis for Their penis to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's shallow.

[James]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because your body's right behind it.

[James]

No, but the way it's formatted, it goes basically on top here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you fucked in this fake pussy?

[James]

No, I never got to. I know I never did. I purchased it, but I never experienced it. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was so that you could have like just a. What do you call it? Camel toe.

[James]

No, I mean the ones on Amazon, they have the slit. But they're not these full things though. They're like. Just like a longer panty. One time I did hook up with this really drunk guy and bitch, I didn't clean out. Cause I was coming from the club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This story is. You don't have to finish it.

[James]

No, you don't have to finish it. I didn't clean out, so. But he was so drunk. And when he was fucking me, I basically just put lube. Like I was laying. I was laying. Laying flat on the bed. I just put lube between my legs and like right before the butt. And he was fucking between my legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was this when you were dressed up?

[James]

Yeah, I was in full geeshe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, listen, you don't do the geechee no more.

[James]

No, it's not. It's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've aged out.

[James]

It aged out and it's just not as fun. And when I was like. Cause I think the sexiness of it was in New York. And it would be like some cute Dominican boy or Puerto Rican boy. In my neighborhood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's Dominicans in la.

[James]

Yeah, but it was a certain time around Dominicanos. Not a lot. There are not a lot of Dominicans and Puerto Ricans over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no. I mean, New York City has more Puerto Ricans than any city in the world.

[James]

I know you love this fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's true.

[James]

I know. But I like how the fans clocked you the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About what?

[James]

About New York having. What did he say? New York has the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I looked it up. I looked it up. New York City has the largest metro land in area. I googled it.

[James]

That's not what you said before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I didn't say that before, but you mispronounced menu. So now what?

[James]

You. You mispronounce zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think zero is how you say it.

[James]

No, zero, zero, zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why I don't say zero to hero.

[James]

But that's a song. You won't go into one thing. That's a song. The rhyme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you see the song, you're not. Okay. How do you say hero?

[James]

Hero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you say zero?

[James]

Zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So slanting to what? You slant to match one. If they both rhyme. If zero and hero, what do you need to slant on?

[James]

No, sorry. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[James]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Hero. Hero. Used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean.

[James]

But here's the thing. If I'm going to the corner, so I'm like, yeah, can I have a bacon and cheese on a hero? I don't say, can I have a bacon and cheese on a hero?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would.

[James]

That's crazy, Tom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Villains and heroes.

[James]

Villains and what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Heroes. The villains and the heroes.

[James]

The hero. Yeah. Hero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Josh.

[James]

Shapiro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shapiro.

[James]

Shapiro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Shapiro. It's Josh Shapiro.

[James]

Why is he on the front of your brain?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I just put in Pirro and I was like, oh. So I'm thinking about ways to, like.

[James]

Say Judge Jeanine Shapiro. Pirro. Just Piro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Pirro.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Not Pirro, but she spelled it P A R O. Right?

[James]

I think it's P A P I, R O.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's that one judge, Judge Milian, who always wants you to know she's white but Latino. She's the People's Court.

[James]

Well, the People's Court has gone through so many iterations.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the one. She's like. Her name is Judge Janine. No, Judge Milian. And she would always want you to be like.

[James]

She'd be like, milan A Milian, like I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she'd always be like, we have a saying where I'm from. Like, she has a really, like. She says American accent, but she's like, we have a saying where I'm from. Like, every episode, she's like, I want y' all to know that I'm Watina Watino.

[James]

It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want y' all to know I'm. I'm Chipotle Mayo. Every episode, she's like, that is imperative that you know that about her.

[James]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which, I mean, she probably.

[James]

She looks. She looks. She's extremely, extremely sh. Oh, she's Jewish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Portuguese. She's Jewish. No, no, sorry. This is Sean Paul. Oh. Oh. Sean Paul's not black.

[James]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Sean Paul's not black. I gagged.

[James]

Well, no, Jewish. Paul's. His father is black. Jamaican. So he is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His father's Chinese. That's his father.

[James]

His father's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Sean Paul's father has Afro Jamaican ancestry. Paul's father, believed to be descended from Portuguese horse thieves, were fleeing from bounty hunters in a ship that sank in Jamaica.

[James]

So his dad is black. I mean, it's a long time ago, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sean Paul's father, Shauna Paul.

[James]

Shauna Paul. So make us a real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

5 million 14 naughty shorties. You know what he's saying there?

[James]

What do you say? Wait, was this a Swamp Ball song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[James]

What song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Waiting Song Runs Isn't going to be keeping you warm. I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm. When I beat a papa, you can be the mouth. Oh, he goes, five million and forty naughty shorties. You know what he's saying there?

[James]

Five million and bad girls. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Five million forty naughty shorties. For a long time, I don't know what he was saying. I was going, 5 million and 40 naughty shoties. Then I listen. I was like, oh, he's saying, 5 million 40 naughty shorties.

[James]

Yeah. 5 million 40s. So 5 million and 40 naughty shorties. Bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bad bitches. Which I just didn't realize his accent is. Which one is.

[James]

Shaggy. But, you know, a lot of Jamaicans because of Jamaicans. Jamaicans because of what? I forget exactly what the thing was. But a lot of Chinese people end up living in Jamaica, so a lot of them have a lot of Chinese DNA and ancestry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sean Paul.

[James]

Yeah. Anyway, Jamaican. So I guess. Thank you for teaching us that Sean Paul isn't. Well, he is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess he is black. But he's. But he's also Jamaican. He's also Chinese and Jewish.

[James]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Mariah Carey black?

[James]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[James]

Are people saying she's not black?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are people. Oh, okay. We can rap.

[James]

And I tell you, we'll talk about this after all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right, bye, everyone.

[Rachel Hampton]

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