The One About Rhyming

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Episode: The One About Rhyming

Introduction

In the June 2, 2025 episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dive into a lively and humorous discussion centered around their experiences with various guests on their hit podcast, Pit Stop. True to the show's title, they explore themes of sibling-like dynamics, rivalry, and camaraderie, all infused with their signature comedic flair.

Discussing Favorite and Challenging Guests

Monét and Bob open the episode by reminiscing about their favorite and most challenging guests from Pit Stop. They share memorable moments and personal anecdotes that highlight the unpredictable nature of podcasting.

• Favorite Guests: Monét expresses her fondness for guests like Plastique and Deja Skye, praising their personalities and ease of collaboration. “Plastique was so easy to get along with. I don’t think she has a single enemy,” Bob remarks at [17:24].

• Challenging Guests: The duo discusses Vanjie as the most difficult guest they've ever had on Pit Stop. Bob recounts the stressful experience, saying, “I couldn't stop... I'm losing my mind. You have to answer at least one of these questions” at [22:27].

Behind the Scenes and Personal Interactions

Monét and Bob delve into their behind-the-scenes interactions, shedding light on their genuine friendship and professional relationship. They touch upon instances where their playful banter almost led to conflicts but ultimately strengthened their bond.

• Maintaining Authenticity: Bob emphasizes the importance of authenticity, stating, “I want people to see the real... they are here because they love Sibling Rivalry Monet,” at [14:44].

• Handling Conflicts: They humorously discuss moments where disagreements arose during podcast recordings, illustrating their ability to navigate tensions with humor and mutual respect. “But your trolling works on me for whatever reason. It’s beyond me,” Bob comments at [65:30].

Fun Segments and Interactive Games

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to lighthearted segments that showcase the hosts' quick wit and playful competitiveness. One standout segment involves a rhyming game where Monét and Bob attempt to recite lines from “Under the Sea” with exaggerated Jamaican accents.

• Rhyming Challenge: Bob initiates the challenge, encouraging Monét to match his Jamaican accent while reciting the song lyrics. “[...] Your next CR might be out there right now. Don’t keep them waiting,” he advertises the Field app at [07:07], segueing into their game.

• Accents and Humor: The hosts laugh over their attempts, with Bob declaring Monet the winner: “Monet has is Caribbean. Thank you,” at [62:17]. This playful competition not only entertains listeners but also reinforces their chemistry and dynamic rapport.

Discussion on Personal Topics

Monét and Bob seamlessly transition into personal topics, sharing insights into their lives outside the podcast. They discuss subjects ranging from personal grooming habits to experiences with hair maintenance and even touch upon societal observations.

• Hair Maintenance: Bob shares his thoughts on hair transplants, expressing both interest and apprehension. “If I do get this hair transplant... I'm going to look insane,” he muses at [32:09].

• Social Media Commentary: They critique the current state of social media, particularly focusing on how platforms like Facebook have become hubs for shallow self-presentation. “It is ho. It is whorish,” Bob asserts at [38:15], highlighting their candid perspectives.

Humorous Banter and Pop Culture References

Throughout the episode, Monét and Bob engage in witty exchanges laden with pop culture references and playful insults, keeping the conversation vibrant and engaging.

• Pop Culture Jabs: They humorously debate the legitimacy of certain rumors and personalities in the entertainment industry, such as the authenticity of Whoopi Goldberg’s experiences. “I couldn't find any evidence from any reputable source that says she did,” Bob states at [40:15].

• Celebrity Comparisons: The hosts compare various celebrities, joking about their similarities and differences. Bob quips, “I'm almost positive he’s not Davee,” referring to Daveed Diggs at [59:12].

Concluding Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, Monét and Bob reflect on their podcasting journey and express enthusiasm for future projects. They tease upcoming episodes and potential new segments, leaving listeners eager for more.

• Future Segments: Bob hints at creating a spin-off show centered around their humorous dynamics, saying, “We need to make our own TV show that we're on together,” at [51:55].

• Closing Thoughts: The hosts thank their audience for tuning in, reiterating their commitment to providing authentic and entertaining content. “Thank you all for coming to listen to our podcast today. Bye bye, foreign,” Bob concludes at [66:46].

Notable Quotes

• Bob the Drag Queen at [17:24]: “Plastique was so easy to get along with. I don’t think she has a single enemy.”

• Bob the Drag Queen at [22:27]: “I couldn't stop... I'm losing my mind. You have to answer at least one of these questions.”

• Monét X Change at [14:44]: “I want people to see the real... they are here because they love Sibling Rivalry Monet.”

• Bob the Drag Queen at [62:17]: “Monet has is Caribbean. Thank you.”

• Bob the Drag Queen at [38:15]: “It is ho. It is whorish.”

Conclusion

The One About Rhyming episode of Sibling Rivalry offers listeners a blend of insightful discussions, humorous anecdotes, and engaging segments that highlight the strong chemistry between Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen. Through their authentic interactions and playful banter, they provide an entertaining experience that resonates with both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Jacob]

And I'm Mon Exchange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[Jacob]

On this week's episode, we talk about our worst and favorite pits up guests.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about drag queens we wanna smash down.

[Jacob]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I think it's fun. I like drama. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Jacob]

I can't read the doll sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome to another ritualistic.

[Jacob]

Where is that going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have our little robes on.

[Jacob]

Andy has a pink one. He's like, he looks like a gay dementor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you buy these or were these gifted to you?

[Jacob]

I bought them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You bought. I was asking.

[Jacob]

I bought one for myself. And then for Christmas, Andy got a secret Santa gift that was like this. Like a hello Kitty version of this, but like a short version. He gave it to Jenny Jaffe. Cause she loves hello Kitty. And then when I was wearing, I was like, oh man, Bob would love something like this. I got you one as well. You know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, Jacob, Isn't the cat's name Sanrio?

[Andy]

No, Sanrio is the overarching company that owns it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the cat's name is hello Kitty. So the cat name is hello Kitty.

[Andy]

That's her name. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's not a cat.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she's a girl in a cat costume.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a girl dressed up like a cat.

[Andy]

No, no, she's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not.

[Andy]

She's not a girl dressed up like a cat. She's just a little girl who is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shaped like a cat. Yeah.

[Jacob]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello Kitty's not a cat. She's just a little girl who's shaped like a cat.

[Jacob]

So what's the story? Was she turned into this by a sorceress or something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Obviously, I don't know much about hello Kitty, but you're overthinking it.

[Andy]

You're thinking about it too much. She's not a cat. She's a little girl. End of discussion. That's all you need to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. You're protecting hello Kitty. You work for Sanrio.

[Andy]

This is Sanrio's messaging. Sanrio is like, no, no, she's not a cat. She's a little girl. And all the press and they're like, that's it. She's a little girl. I don't know what to tell you. She's a little girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There used to be a Sanrio store in Times Square.

[Jacob]

It's not like Jacob was working for a big. For big kitty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you work for. For big. Big. Big. Big car. Big kid or karma. Big Big. I'm trying to make big pharma into a. It didn't work.

[Jacob]

Remember? Remember? All in. All the girls. All the Voss girls want Klarna girl. It was Asia o' Hara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim Small Kimchi. Yeah, Kim looks so miserable doing it too.

[Jacob]

Aquaria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim looked miserable doing Kim. Like she hated every second of it. Cameron Michaels is on is everywhere.

[Jacob]

I know you can put four easy payments. Yo Baba walked away in the middle of a podcast. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was hoping you would keep the conversation going. Can I show you?

[Jacob]

Can you what?

[Andy]

This is my peacock account right now.

[Jacob]

Bob, I can't. Well, where's yours?

[Andy]

I don't have one profile. It's just my boyfriend's on my account.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Screaming Mikey's picture is Ariana Grande as Glinda. And mine is the actor who played Captain Holt, which I get called all when I. I mean, rest in peace to the actor.

[Jacob]

Oh, he passed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He passed away, like, maybe a year and a half, two years ago.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get called him all. I mean, even. Even after he passed, people were like, is that Captain Holt people? But, like, I don't know if they were, like, doing as a bit or they were like genie. Like, I can't tell if this is Captain Holt or not.

[Jacob]

Captain Ray Holt was on Arrested Development.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he was on Brooklyn Nine. Nine.

[Jacob]

Brooklyn Nine. Nine. Got it. Andre Brauer. Andre Brower is his name. I mean, I can see it, though. I definitely. All. All the people you get accused of looking like, I see it the most in him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Andre Brown. And I do look like if you tell. If I told you Andre was my uncle, I think people be like, yeah, that makes perfect sense.

[Jacob]

If it was your dad, I'll believe it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But shout out to that handsome, handsome devil. May you rest in peace.

[Jacob]

We're so similar. Same glasses, same robe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The character's gay, but I don't think the actor is, though.

[Jacob]

Oh, he was gay in the show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the character. Yeah, Captain Holt was gay.

[Jacob]

Got it. I've never watched Brooklyn. I don't know. I'm assuming it's a comedic satirical police officer show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's kind of crush on Andy Samberg.

[Jacob]

Andy Samberg. He's. You know, there's a segment of straight boys that look like they don't wash their balls good. And they and their assholes think. And I just can't get into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you think Andy Zamberg. Andy Zberg looks squeaky clean to me. Something about him, he looks like he. He look like when he washes his butt, he fingers his butthole.

[Jacob]

No, let me tell you, the who fall in that. Andy Sandberg is that to me. Seth Rogen gives me that. Big time. James Franco gives me that. Who else? These white boys look like that. Adam Sandler gives me that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler down.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Chelsea Handler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Andy Sandberg is so cute. What a cutie.

[Jacob]

Well, it's also, there's all these things of all these. All these white people. Mina suv. Not Mina Suvari. Who's the one who was married, who was dating Ashton Kutcher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not.

[Andy]

Mila Kunis.

[Jacob]

Mila Kunis, Tulsi Handler. A bunch of these white celebrities out here. They were like, yeah, don't. I don't. I don't wash my body. They're like, what do you mean? Chelsea was like, yeah, I'm in the shower and I shampoo my hair. And the soap from the shampoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said she doesn't wash her legs. She didn't say she doesn't wash her body. She didn't say, I just shampoo and leave the shower. She did not.

[Jacob]

That's another thing. She said that she watches her Pikachu. She hits the other hot spots, I assume her armpits, and she shampoos her hair. And she said the water comes down and it soaps everything else, but sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Folks be doing too much. I. I said, I don't wash the bottles of my feet. And people act like. And people act like I said something crazy. I do not wash the bottles of my feet. I'm literally st all over soap the bottom of the tub is a great, Is abrasive. I'm fine. I wash every part of my body. I do not wash the bottom of my feet. And everyone's like, that's crazy. And honestly, it's not. Y' all are doing too much. Y' all are in the hygiene Olympics. You're doing too much. Calm down. I don't wash the bottom of my feet.

[Jacob]

Do you, do you, do you use a rag every time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use a loofah and if I'm on the road, I use a, A, A, A towel. Yeah, A rag.

[Jacob]

A rag. Yeah, I use, I have, I use, I use an African sponge. I've been, I've been in the Africanetic sponge business for a little while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, I don't, I don't. I do not wash the bottom of my feet.

[Jacob]

I wash one of my feet. I mean, I mean, if I'm like. So I have a seat in my shower, so I'll take the little shoe, the foot scraper, and I'll scrape the bottom of my feet like, at least like once a week. But I do not go with a, with a washcloth and wash under my feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to use a pumice stone on the bottom of my feet, which I probably should get back into. But then the puma, I just never, I moved. I lost it. I never got a new one.

[Jacob]

And now, you know, they sell them everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everywhere. So, So I can go to Staples and get one probably everywhere. Can I go to Krispy Kreme and get one?

[Jacob]

You have to. You, you always have to be the worst, extreme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I go to McDonald's? You work there. You know what they sell. Can I go to McDonald's?

[Jacob]

Be extreme about everything. You know what the fuck you said everywhere. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So not everywhere.

[Jacob]

You know what I mean? You're so. You're so fucking ridiculous. I can't. I just can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I do, like maybe like twice or three times a week I will get between my toes really aggressively. Like really aggressively. More than normal.

[Jacob]

Yeah, well, I used to do that. Well, you know, I showed dejuan this, and dejuan about fell the fuck over. He could not stop laughing at me. But, you know, since my surgery, I can't bend my toes anymore. I can't. Bit my toe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Will you regain your toe bending ability?

[Jacob]

No, it's gone forever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did they, did they tell you this beforehand?

[Jacob]

He told me. Well, he said I'll have. He said I won't be able to, like, grip like I used to. Like, I can't. Like, you. Like, I can't fucking pick up a pen. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pause.

[Jacob]

I mean, everyone does. You can't bend your toes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. You have long toes.

[Jacob]

I don't have a long toes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet has fingers on her hands on her feet.

[Jacob]

Fingers on my hands? Yeah. It's a spoiler. You do, too.

[Andy]

To clarify it, like, you don't have the muscle control to bend them. Or like they're like flat rods and they physically cannot bend.

[Jacob]

They physically cannot bend because they cut the tendon. I can show y' all right now. Jacob's face.

[Andy]

Please don't.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can do it through the sock. Monet.

[Jacob]

You don't. This is me trying to bend my toes.

[Andy]

Blur this. Blur this. For the regular people. This is Patreon.

[Jacob]

Only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stones are. That is crazy fingers.

[Jacob]

This is me trying with all my might.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you don't think you have long toes?

[Jacob]

I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This will not shock any of you, but Naomi also has very long toes. And when we're in the dressing room, Naomi is constantly. Naomi will not bend down to pick something up.

[Jacob]

I experience this on her. Naomi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm seeing Naomi pick up entire costumes. I was going to pick up a laptop off the ground. With her feet.

[Jacob]

Naomi will pick up things with her feet. I've seen this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That shit is so funny. And she'll do it so nonchalant. Yeah. So it's by her face and she's like. And I was like. All of a sudden, you just see this. You know that was her foot just coming.

[Jacob]

It's like that scene in Gold Member where his footage is coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. That Naomi and them toes be sending me to the moon. She has. She has. Her toes are almost as long as yours.

[Jacob]

Almost. I feel like I have. I don't think I've ever seen Kim's feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure I've seen Kim's feet before.

[Jacob]

I don't think I have. And I've been with Kim at a pool and stuff. I've seen Plastic's feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi has a very very. This is not shocking. A very beautiful body. Her whole body is very, very beautiful. And I was at her gig the other day. Cause she did a month over at Mickey's. And I was standing up there and I was like, her body is just so stunning. It's ridiculous how beautiful. She came with us to go see. To go see Lizzo.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who taught about Big Girl Coochie.

[Jacob]

And the entire time, Bob and Naomi just playing Smash or Pass. We did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were the Entire time. And I love me and Naomi's always down. I love Naomi so much. Wait, what Jacob has done?

[Jacob]

Not a downer. She's. I mean, she's always down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's always down. She's like so sad.

[Andy]

Has what episode come out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one with Lizzo. Yeah. When it drops.

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Amone. I want to talk about how we were on. We were on really good behavior that day on the Lizzo podcast. Mostly me.

[Jacob]

Bob, you know, anytime we've been on bad behavior podcast, because you start to get wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is your part in anything ever? Because what's never your part in anything? You never have any part.

[Jacob]

I'm a good behavior with a guest. You start to get crazy and you start to want to fight me in front of the guests.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I want to fight you when we're alone, you be putting on. Exactly.

[Jacob]

You put on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You act. You act funny hither with the brakes. You put on a little fake show. I want people to see the real. The real us. People who sign up this podcast is because they love us. Not because they love the produced image of. Not because they love Pit Stop Monet. Not because they love Pit Stop Monet. They are here because they love sibling rivalry Monet. Okay. The only reason they go to see the Pit Stop is because they saw you here and they loved you here, honey.

[Jacob]

I was literally talking to Joe. Joe about that the other day. I was like, joe, people feel that I have all these different. All these all. Like I was a different person on. On. On both ends and not. I give those same opinions. I also said this too. When I watch the untucked, which you don't till you do Pit Stop. You get more context and I am someone. The more information I get, I get really angry stuff. And it will like having one more little piece of information will make me turn on someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I mean, I'm behind on the Pit Stop. Was the Angeria episode fun?

[Jacob]

Yeah, she was fine. Angeria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's so.

[Jacob]

She truly is like a Southern belle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, the voice is crazy.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she's like a Southern belle and the voice really helped. She. It was a really fun time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is your least favorite guest you've had so far?

[Jacob]

Everyone asked me that. Why? That's so mean spirited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you should so. Which means you've had time to think about it.

[Jacob]

But that's so mean spirited. I have a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I asked you a mean spirited question. I would like an answer, please, before I answer that.

[Jacob]

Why would. Why would you want to know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I think it's fun. I like drama. Okay, who's the most. Not least favorite? Who's the most difficult guess? How about that? That makes it diabete.

[Jacob]

No, diabetics are the most difficult guess we've had so far.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't even make sense. I thought y' all would get along so well.

[Jacob]

We had to. We did get along. But this. This bitch decided. That wig she wore, she decided to dye it with manic pang the night before. And then she's on set wearing a fucking fur coat, and it's hot on set. So y' all. We had to restart the episode about four times, and each time we were, like, a good 10, 15 minutes in. Cause the wig was dripping down her face. That's why if you look on the side of her face, there's red all here. Because she was, like, just bleeding. So that's why when I make that joke about her wig bleeding down the side of her head, it was like the fourth time we had to restart the episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's your.

[Jacob]

Who's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the guest? That was, like, just so easy, and just. You would just have so much fun. It was just so easy to work with.

[Jacob]

Well, there's a lot of those. Bendelacreme. Oh, yeah, that's all right. Bendelacreme was that. Plastique was so fun. Pastique was. Plastique was wild. I was like, oh, Plastique said, y' all. Y' all say I don't have personality on all stars. Here she is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so fun when Plastique came under my house to do my makeup. She is so easy to get along with. Like, she really is. I don't think Plastique has a single enemy. I don't think a. I. Oh, she did. Plastique has enemies for a while.

[Jacob]

Was enemies with her and Naomi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't even. Naomi. I get. Naomi's a bitch. Naomi's kind of a bitch. But not the Naomi part. Just. Just a person who has. Who has beef with those two?

[Jacob]

Yeah, just the person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but Naomi's kind of a bitch. But everyone. But who does?

[Jacob]

Naomi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Jacob]

Is Naomi a bitch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi. Naomi's kind of a bitch. Do you watch. Do you watch Race Chaser Girl? Naomi's not. Naomi does not pull punches. Naomi says what she thinks, and she says it with her. With her whole itty bitty little chest.

[Andy]

Did you see her talking about Sam Starr?

[Jacob]

No, I missed that one. I didn't see it.

[Andy]

Sam Starr was coming down the Runway, and Naomi was like, is she Christian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I. That's why I love Naomi. But like Plesni. Like when Plesni came over, she was just so fucking sweet. Deja Skye, when she came to my house and did my makeup. What an angel. She actually came to my gig with me after we went to. I went and did some standup. Me, her and Thorgy went out to the Comedy Store. Who else came over and was fun? Willem was really fun when she came over. Lil Mama, Rock Em Sakura, someone who.

[Jacob]

Was another queen, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's her name too? Sorry. Bosco. Bosco was so much fun. We hung out afterwards too.

[Jacob]

Bosco's at your house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a while back. Bosco and I did. We did the Bosco Brow challenge together.

[Jacob]

Noralcom Soccer was at your house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did first impressions together.

[Jacob]

Oh, I thought I introduced you to her at the studio. I didn't realize you had met before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we'd already worked together.

[Jacob]

Got it. Well, let's take a break, and I have something maybe a little controversial to talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vanjie. Vanjie was the most difficult guest I've ever had on the, on the Pit Stop. And I think that comes across in the episode.

[Jacob]

When I watch the episode you had told me beforehand because you literally call me leaving set because of how upset you were and you think it, it absolutely is. You can see the episode. It's worse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You hid your diabetic. How difficult it was I had, I could not possibly hide how at one point I said, I think at one point I said to her, if you don't answer this question, I'm going to kill myself. Like I couldn't stop this. Like I was like, I'm this, I'm going crazy. I'm losing my mind. You have to answer at least one of these questions. You literally must answer at least one question. She was driving me absolutely insane.

[Jacob]

Liquor, y' all got liquor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, my God. And oi. Have I ever. I've only guessed it for you. You've never guessed it for me, have you?

[Jacob]

Yes, I did. And it was virtual though. Not, not in studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you're an easy answer. That's a cheap answer to say. You're my favorite guest. I've the easiest guest I've had. But Thorgy. Thorgy's also a really easy guest.

[Jacob]

Yeah, we have to. We have to leave each other out of it. Cause we're always gonna say each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Thorgy's a really easy guest. Thorgy and I always cut up and have fun. Um, I also.

[Jacob]

Thorgy's a good guess for you, but she's. She's everybody else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She can be a lot to work with. I don't. I've never had to produce Thorgy, so. And who else was. Oh, Willow Pill. Willow pill was so funny.

[Jacob]

I don't work Willow pill. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really, really funny. Um, so I. I mean, I would. I would actually like to go back and do the Pit Stop sometime if they'd ever have me.

[Jacob]

Where's my phone? My phone is inside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If it ever had me, I would love to go back.

[Jacob]

But let me send you a picture of. Cause I don't know when this is coming out, but look what this queen I had. She goes. She goes.

[Andy]

We have episodes banked until, like, mid April, so this is. This is gonna come out in a while.

[Jacob]

Okay. Nymphia Wynn was on there. Look what Nymphia Wynn came to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sending it to the group.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm sending it to the group. Look what Nymphia Wynn came to. The fifth level as I was screaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it a banana?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What am I looking at?

[Jacob]

She's a sponge. Isn't that crazy? She is wild as shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's our current fucking rainy.

[Andy]

Look at this dress that you're wearing.

[Jacob]

So this is a dress I got online and I just went to get some feathers and Godoy added feathers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like the dress that you and I had matching that time.

[Jacob]

We had matching dress like this. Oh, no, not that. It's. It's another dress I got online. I added ostrich feather to it to, like, elevate a little bit.

[Andy]

That's kind of giving cunty scar.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, I can see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is giving c. Scar. I don't get it. Cunty scarf.

[Jacob]

Scar. Scar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you not wearing makeup on your legs?

[Jacob]

That's good, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not wearing makeup on your legs?

[Jacob]

No. Is that a read or is that. It was an observation, but it's a compliment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's not a compliment either. It is an observation, though.

[Jacob]

Are you saying it looks like I have makeup on my legs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks like you're not wearing makeup on your legs.

[Jacob]

Why would I put makeup on my legs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To even your tone. Naomi does it.

[Jacob]

No, she doesn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, she does. She puts makeup in her lotion and she rubs it across her legs.

[Jacob]

Do B. Nigga, do you put makeup on your legs when you wear your little, your little dresses that your legs be showing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear. I wear tights over them. Even the tone.

[Jacob]

No, Bobby, I wear fishnets over them. I have seen you wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but the fishnets create the illusion of the tone. That's part of the thing that fishnets do. From far away. Fishnets create like texture so that it evens it out.

[Jacob]

Nigga, I have been with you when you have not worn. When you were in your little. Your bag. When you were wearing your little open toed shoes and there's no fishnets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that was. Cause I was unprepared. If I'm not wearing fishnets. I made a mistake and I wasn't prepared. I would never go out without with my legs out and no fishnets. Unless I was like, oh, shit, I left my fishnets at home. Or I pulled my fishnets out and there's a giant hole in them on accident. Cause I packed the wrong fishnets. Which I keep old fishnets around with holes in them. Because sometimes I'm like, oh, sometimes I want to do the holy look, like if I'm wearing something that's kind of punk rocky. So I keep a pair of fishnets with holes in them, but I don't need as many as I have because I end up with sometime when I pack them. Unless you're like pulling them apart, you can't tell where the holes are. And then I'll get into a gig and I'll be like, oh, shit, I packed the ones with the holes in them. It doesn't happen very often, but every once in a while it does happen.

[Jacob]

Got it. Interesting. You know, Bob, I want to talk to you about something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm all ears.

[Jacob]

I'm all ears. Because sometimes I cancel if you're trying to make fun of me or if you're saying it the world. Because at this point I've lost the plot on what is the right way to say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say ears. You say airs. Ears is the correct word. I. I'm all ears.

[Jacob]

I'm. I'm all ears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ears. Not airs.

[Jacob]

Ears. Ears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you breathe in? Air. What? On the side of your head?

[Jacob]

Ear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now say ear. Air. Like when there's air in your ear.

[Jacob]

I have air in my ear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Say Say I have ear air.

[Jacob]

I have ear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're.

[Andy]

Can you say I can hear my ear air.

[Jacob]

I can hear my ear like hair. I can hear my ear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I can hear my ear air. I can hear the air. I can hear my ear air.

[Jacob]

I can hear my ear air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say it without pausing. I can hear my ear air.

[Jacob]

I can hear my ear air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can hear my ear air. That's crazy. Say, I can hear the hair on my ear air.

[Jacob]

I can hear the air on my ear ear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think ear and air are pronounced? Do you think ear and air rhyme?

[Jacob]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ear and ear.

[Jacob]

Yes, they rhyme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ear and air don't rhyme. Air and hair rhyme. Ear and near rhyme. They are near rhymes, but they are not rhymes. It's a slant rhyme again.

[Jacob]

They're a slant rhyme, but it is a slant. What rhyme?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ear and air don't rhyme. I walked to the store just to. I walked to the store to buy a piercing for my ear, went up and I flew to the air. Beth and Ryan. I went to the store to get a piercing in my ear, and then I jumped on and started to steer. Steer. Steer. Ear. Beer. Clear. Deer. Drear. Bear. Hair. Bear. Nair. Care.

[Jacob]

Bear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I don't understand. Here's the thing, too. When people have accents, my thought process is, even though you're aware that you have an accent. A Weir. Even though you're aware that you have an accent, you know what, how it's supposed to sound like. I know that I'm saying wrestling, but I know that wrestling.

[Jacob]

Is not the word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not the word. I know that. It's not wrestling. It's wrestling. I know that. It's wrestling. Now, there are. There are. There is one word that I cannot tell I. There's one specific word that I genuinely can't tell the difference between what it is the thing you write with and the thing that you put to. To put your wigs on your wig head, you know?

[Jacob]

You know a pen and a pin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a pen and a pen.

[Jacob]

You're right. You just did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You write with a pen.

[Jacob]

No, now you say the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you use a pen to.

[Jacob]

Now you said the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A pen and a pen.

[Jacob]

You're saying the same thing now. A pen, like it's big, I, E. And eh, eh, eh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A pen.

[Jacob]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one says pan. That's a pan. You cook in a pan.

[Jacob]

That's a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a. Ah, ah.

[Jacob]

Eh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you cook in A pan.

[Jacob]

Right, that's an. Ah, eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. With a pen. I said, eh, Pass me the. I need to write. Does anyone have a pen? I need to write something down.

[Jacob]

You said pen. Like a pen to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hear it. That's one thing I cannot hear. A pen. Yeah.

[Jacob]

So maybe have some. Have some empathy about how I feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, like. So does this, this thing you write with, does it rhyme with a number after 9?

[Jacob]

10?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jacob]

10 and pan rhyme. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to me, the word after the number after 9 is the same as a can. That is 10, 9, 10. A tin can. 9, 10. A 10 can. No, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10.

[Jacob]

Ben, when send those all rhymes, what you're saying is can banned lamb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sam, are you saying can and lamb rhyme?

[Jacob]

Yes. Can and lamb rhyme. Yeah. I went to the store to get a can and then I was like, oh, I want to cook some lamb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That does rhyme. You're right.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Rat tat. What's that lamb's name? The one who. The puppet lambtop. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Found out lamb chop is a bit of a lamb.

[Jacob]

No, 10 and lamb do not rhyme, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. This is my. My brain is turning into goo. Oh, there's a new. There's a new 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8.

[Jacob]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like we can't do it on.

[Jacob]

Zoom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think that she fucking ate this Bitch think that she fucking ate. Bitch think that she fucking ate. Think she fucking ate. She fucking ate.

[Jacob]

Fucking eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fucking eight. Eight. Fucking eight.

[Jacob]

I haven't seen this one yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She fucking ate. Think she think.

[Jacob]

Yeah, you get it because your hair is so nice and spherical. Hoodies look good. See, like you have like a perfect. Because my oblong ass head, my shirt's be looking tall. I want it to sit on how yours is sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I go get this hair transplant that I'm thinking about getting, baby, when my head swells, I'm going to look insane.

[Jacob]

Are you. Are you really thinking about doing it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thinking about it, yeah.

[Jacob]

Are you gonna do it in America? Are you gonna go to Turkey?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know yet. Well, the thing is, I talked to Mateo, who famously had hair transplants, and he's like, go to the guy. Go to. Go to the guy that I use.

[Jacob]

Does he do black people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I asked. I was like, I need to see a bunch of black people getting their hair done. And Matteo was like, well, according to the people who do the hair, they say that black hair is easier to do than white hair. Apparently. Apparently, just Asian hair is the hardest to do. And then, like, white people hair and then, like, curly white people, like, like. Or, like, brown Latino people and then black people. It's. It's like, it's the easiest black. That's the order of EAs, how easy it is. Um, there is this place in Turkey where all the white people go. Like, every. Basically everyone on their website is black. Like, every single person they have is black.

[Jacob]

I would do that. I'm gonna tell you. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure it is easier. Then let me see some examples. I want to see some examples.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, I want to see the book, and I want to see a bunch of niggas in the book. Like, yeah, I want it to look like the south side of Chicago up in that piece.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I would definitely go somewhere where you've seen black people do it before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was thinking about going to Turkey, because this place just does all the black people, and I'm like, I want to. If I do it there. But then I'm like, Then I was thinking about having hair again, and I'm like, it's actually kind of exhausting.

[Jacob]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember when I had hair, y' all, it was, like, too much. Cause I had. I had a lot of hair. I either had. There. There. I was. I was an afro kid. I had a giant afro.

[Jacob]

Did you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I had an afro for, like, seventh grade until maybe, like, ninth grade, actually. I had an afro. I had a high top fade. I had an afro. And then I went into locs in 10th grade, and I have those until my second year of college.

[Jacob]

Yeah. When I had. I. You know, I've been talking about thinking about doing that surgery too, as well, and I was like, yo, having hair again. Like, I'll have to. When I had hair, I used to get. Me and dewines would be in the barbershop every week trying to have, like, a fresh cut looking cute weekend in the barbershop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Better than me Every.

[Jacob]

Every week. It was too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you do even all over, you don't have to do that.

[Jacob]

No, but we were. I wasn't that. I had a lineup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Move it a little higher. I saw the lineup. Anyway, put it where it actually was.

[Jacob]

So. It's so much upkeep. It's too much up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll say this, Monae. The pictures I saw of you, you were holding on longer than you should have been.

[Jacob]

That's not true. As soon as I started thinning Out. I said I cut it. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. The best. I don't know the evidence of what I've seen. Monae, you had a bad hairline. You did a photo shoot in the bad hairline, which is crazy to me. The fact that you left the barbershop and then you let someone hold up a camera and take a picture of you, and then you use that picture to, like, go get head. That's crazy to me.

[Jacob]

Well, that's what I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got a bad haircut. I flew on a plane. I landed, and I shaved my head, and that was my last professional haircut outside of getting a piece ever. I had one bad haircut, and I was like, it's been real. It's been fun. It's been real fun. I have to go.

[Jacob]

Hey, having hair and doing drag again sounds so. It sounds like so much. I don't. That part of it sounds, like, really exhausting. I'm not looking forward to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to squeeze in time to go to the barber.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't want to go to a straight barbershop. I want to open up a gay barbershop.

[Jacob]

I mean, I'm sure you can do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Refi Royalty has a hot body. Good for them. I went to go open up our chat to talk, look at our topics, and then I saw. By the way, just so y' all know, all of my Facebook friends are posting the thoughtiest. Do you ever realize going to your Facebook and then just see, like, it is just thoughtiness. Like, Facebook is the new place for millennials to post their thirst traps in their stories. If you go to your Instagram right, your. Your Facebook right now and look at the very top of the page. You have to go on your laptop, though. I mean, on your computer or something. It is. It is ho. It is whorish.

[Jacob]

Everyone is posting. Everyone's posting that Bad Bunny thing. Yeah, everyone's posting that Bad Bunny picture. Photo shoot. He did. Yes, we all. Y' all. We know that he's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did Bad Bunny do?

[Jacob]

He did, like, a photo shoot for Calvin Klein.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you post it?

[Andy]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Andy]

And we're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please keep Jacob's little ember back in there. Yeah, it is very whorish over on Facebook. The millennials are really in their horror era right now.

[Jacob]

Well, what else? What else these old ass millennials gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love how horish it is. Honestly, he's more than. Are you seeing it on your page? Yeah, it's whorish, right? Okay. This is the bad bunny. Let me look at the bad bunny real quick. Okay.

[Jacob]

I realize he has so many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should I say something that's kind of controversial?

[Jacob]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Bad Bunny look a little bit like a Muppet in the face?

[Jacob]

A Muppet. I mean, I don't see Muppet, but I don't want to negate that experience for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen that clip of Tamar Braxton? Yes. Crying because they say she like and it's not funny. And it's not funny. Let me. Let me clear myself up real quick. Tamara breaks in crying because she looks a Muppet.

[Jacob]

This is on. This is on the real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And Lonnie Love trying with every fiber of her being not to laugh about it. Lonnie Love was so unserious on this show. My favorite clip then been like, where will y' all be in 10 years? Lonnie Love said, I'll be dead.

[Jacob]

Wait, why would she say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he was just being funny, and Lonnie was just being a goofy.

[Jacob]

Do you remember when Amanda. When Amanda Souza's on there, and girl, Amanda Suzuki. That show is so wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Real, to be honest, if I'm being fully honest with you, I don't actually watch the Real or the View. I just see clips. So I've actually never watched. I've never watched. That's a bit hyperbolic. I don't watch, though.

[Jacob]

I listen every day. But on. Cause they put out a podcast now of the View.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this Whoopi Goldberg, Elon Musk kid thing? I tried to look into it, and someone said Whoopi Goldberg fainted in court. And I was like, what? I couldn't actually find. I couldn't find any. I just kept seeing people saying she painted, but I couldn't find any evidence from any reputable source that says she did.

[Andy]

I think that was fake.

[Jacob]

It's off. It's fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They also said that she bullied Elon Musk's son. And all that I saw happen was she said his son's name, which is X, and then someone else said, X, and Whoopi Goldberg said, I didn't name the child.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's literally it. That's it. That's what happened. Girl, you can't any. Everything online is so crazy now. All that crazy shit. Chuck Schumer, fucking dumbass. Just. I mean, who knows? But, I mean, is Mitch McConnell still.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An active member of our Congress?

[Jacob]

Didn't he retire?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think he announced his retirement.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think he announced it, but I think he. He has to finish out his term. Maybe by.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He needs to go home.

[Jacob]

Well, you know, the government.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Mitch McConnell is the. Y' all. They. They make. They were talking about Joe Biden. Mitch McConnell is the most obvious visual case we have of cognitive decline, I think, in decades. Yeah, it's wild.

[Jacob]

Well, what's always crazy, also always crazy to me is all these Republican folks that have. That have wives or partners who are POCs and making so much anti POC legislation. Mitch McConnell, J.D. vance. I'm like, what do your wife be doing? Like, when you be sitting on TV saying this stuff, do they be at home like, mm, that's right, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You tell them, wait, Mitch McConnell's wife is black.

[Jacob]

She's Asian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That scans for him. Mitch McConnell's wife. Oh, yeah, she is Asian.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I'm like, are there wives at home? Like, yeah, baby, you better tell them you better, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better.

[Jacob]

You better let those pocs know what's up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's very pretty.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would not be wanting to climb on top of that fucking. Ugh, that. Imagine that puddle of yogurt.

[Jacob]

I mean, depending on how much change I got, I could do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't no way she'd be happy.

[Jacob]

If Mitch McConnell paid me a good bag, I would definitely ride on the firm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm willing to bet every time Mitch McConnell turn be like.

[Jacob]

Do you. Do you. Do you believe the conspiracy theory that Melania hates Trump?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he's exhausting. And I only deal with him in small bits on the Internet. I can't imagine how exhausting it is to live with that man. And I don't think that her quality of life has improved since being with him like this has. Being Trump's first lady has to be exhausting.

[Jacob]

Totally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has to suck. And I imagine that when he wasn't president, she was probably much more relaxed.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But now, I mean, Michelle Obama said that being Barack Obama's first lady was exhausting.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I can only imagine how stressful it is to be Donald Trump Redonda Trump's first lady. You know what I mean?

[Jacob]

Radonda Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say radonna drop sometime.

[Jacob]

Oh, well, what if you had a partner that went into politics and you had to, like, what did Jacob wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have my home, he has his home. I have my career, he has his career. I'm happy, he's happy.

[Jacob]

He's happy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We. I can't remember the whole speech, but I'd be like, I ain't joining in your work.

[Jacob]

But every Cheryl. Every Cheryl Lee Ralph interview is because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You having a stroke.

[Jacob]

Every Cheryl Lee Routledge of you is a fucking I have a dream speech. I feel living for it, girl. She'd be like, cheryl, what'd you have for lunch today? I had tender greens and we had the salmon with the arugula salad and the mashed potatoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had salmon, he had turkey, I had arugula, he had kale. I had mint julep, he had lemonade. We were both very happy.

[Jacob]

I'm obsessed with her. I love Shirley Robb. Do you watch Abbott Elementary?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen a few episodes. I don't want. I've not seen every single episode, but, yeah, I've seen quite a few episodes of Abbott.

[Andy]

Mateo's just on it.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Matteo's just on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't seen him. He's dating a Wyatt. It's pro. It's actually no white. It's Actually pronounced why.

[Jacob]

Why? Yeah, he's dating Larry Owens character. Yeah, a lot of queens. Simone was on that show. Shea Coulee was on the show. Mateo Lane has been on that show. Sydney Washington was on there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone but us.

[Jacob]

I know everyone. They're like. Apparently, you know what? They not like us, but they still want to accept us. It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do people not like us, Monet?

[Jacob]

Is that a serious question?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did we do?

[Jacob]

I venture to guess that something you done said. Me? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be clear again. You have nothing to do with any of this.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you actually believe that when you say it out loud?

[Jacob]

I will never forgive you for not being invited to the. To the Fenty Beauty influencer thing in Barbados.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know what? I would say this right now. Rihanna can kick rocks for not inviting my best friend. Honey. In fact, Rihanna, we don't want to be.

[Jacob]

Y' all. Amelia J. Please don't put that in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rihanna, we don't want to go. Ain't that right, bestie? You're my best friend. We a real bad bitch on a date.

[Jacob]

I would try to go. I love Rihanna. I wish I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't even want to be invited. So you know what? Continue to not invite us, because we will rise above. BOMO is coming for Fenty Beauty.

[Jacob]

The hell it is. Yeah. Come to clean. To clean. To be the janitor for fucking Fenty Beauty. Girl, it looks so fun. They were, like, literally hanging out with Rihanna in Barbados. She brought them to Barbados.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When are you going to Fiji?

[Jacob]

So what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Worth it?

[Jacob]

No. I want to be barbarian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason you got that is because. Is because of your connections to me. You're welcome. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe Ronna doesn't like me. But you know who does? Jeff Probst. I DM'd him.

[Jacob]

Anyways, I DM.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeff Probst. And I said, can. I said, as a star of the most popular as. As the breakout star of the most popular television show on reality tv, do you think your underling little old ass fucking boomer show could. I'll do you a favor, and I might retweet if you let my friend go to Fiji.

[Jacob]

You're so silly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he said. And he said, of course, all hell. The queen of the traitors.

[Jacob]

The queen of the traitors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got called the queen of the traitors. Rob called me the queen of the traitors. And I hate that it didn't air. I love that little compliment. He goes, I believe you are the queen of the traitors. I Cannot do his accent.

[Jacob]

He ended his voice at the roundtable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To get you out during our battle. He was like, I believe you're the queen of the traitors.

[Jacob]

Damn. Are you gonna try to make Witch Hunt like a. Like your own TV spin off show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm just gonna do it on YouTube and TikTok and it's just a fun little game for us to play on TikTok. And do you really want to play the next one? It takes like three hours to play a full game.

[Jacob]

But why is. I really want to play. I love games. Why would I? Why would I. You think I'm just pulling, yanking your chain?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It starts so the way we do it. It starts with interviews. I have to interview everyone because otherwise we're just like. I'm just picking random people. So I like for the audience to get to know who the people are. I do a long line of interviews with. Not a lot. It's not a long. It's like, what do you do? Where you from? How old are you? Can you think you're good at spotting? Are you serious about hunting witches? Like, do you have any experience with witches? Have you ever, you know, just silly stuff. But I want. I need to get some. What do you call it? Some. Some interface, like, stuff like, with, like, cool backgrounds and like, music and stuff. I don't know how to insert the music yet.

[Jacob]

Got it. Yeah, I would definitely. I would definitely want to play. Can I be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I.

[Jacob]

Can I play the guy to be on Clean up the Castle? Fergus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fergus. No, you have to compete.

[Jacob]

I don't want to be Fergus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want to compete?

[Andy]

No, Patrick is. Patrick is Fergus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick is very much. Fergus is twinky little nephew.

[Jacob]

No, I'll compete.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick would be actually a really good actor to work on the traitors as, like, Fergus's twinkie little nephew.

[Jacob]

That would be cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Bibi has been calling me for, like, all these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, go ahead, be with Harbin A.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I keep on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keep sending it to voicemail every time.

[Jacob]

No, I was on the podcast. People, people, people. Here's the thing about, like, y' all pissing. Rivalry is a very important thing for myself and Bob. When I be doing a podcast and I don't answer, I'd be like, sorry, I was doing a podcast. Like, oh, I didn't answer n. Cause I was at work. Cause I was at work.

[Andy]

I feel like you've absolutely answered calls during the podcast.

[Jacob]

Before I stop, though, it's been a very long time. I've stopped doing it. Cause I'M like, I feel like if I was doing a gig on stage, would I answer the phone? Depending on the show, I probably will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just sent Nick to voicemail. Well, Nick doesn't call. He. Nick always uses Facebook video messenger whenever he calls.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah. So y' all be FaceTiming without me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, all the time, actually. Me and Nick probably talk every day.

[Jacob]

Wow. Nicholas Smith. You know, I think there was a multiverse where Nick and I could have dated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We still. Everyone's alive.

[Jacob]

Too late now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too late for what?

[Jacob]

I'm not interested anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, well, too bad for Nick.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? Down the line, I tried to get Nick and Patty today, but it was not. I don't think they saw it for.

[Jacob]

Each other and I think they gave it an avid effort. I will say I remember the time when they were hanging out a lot. I think they really did. The sparks didn't fly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've tried to hook money up before.

[Jacob]

With who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I took you multiple times.

[Jacob]

Who? I don't remember this. Who was it you started?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about it.

[Jacob]

Offline. No, tell me the name now. It's like I would tell you. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Offline.

[Jacob]

Why would you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I did try to get with someone.

[Jacob]

Let me see what this nigga's saying. Did Jacob know that someone. Someone just sent a message.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob? I just posted to you and Jacob.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. I do know this.

[Jacob]

Oh yeah. But. But Bob, there wasn't. You weren't serious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know what my intentions are.

[Jacob]

No, meaning, like for me, like, they wouldn't. That would not work. I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tried to hook Zach and Nick up too.

[Jacob]

They live in two different states.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Jacob, Nick was already in a long distance relationship. Nick's done long distance and he didn't like it. He didn't say that.

[Jacob]

He didn't. I mean, they're not together, are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's not. Because it was long distance.

[Jacob]

I think that's what it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just picking a thing that you're like. That's like saying because Nick's tall. It didn't work out. You're just picking a thing that is true and saying that's the reason why the relationship didn't work.

[Jacob]

Do you know. Do you know if it was. If it was not the reason?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know it wasn't the reason because Nick and I talk all the time.

[Jacob]

I'll be calling Nick. He just want me answering the phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I think he's busy often, which is fine. I'm not mad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick would text you back if you call Nick, and he's a. He's busy. He would text you back. So I know you're lying. I know when you're lying. That's why you're lucky you were not in the motherfucking castle with me, because I would have clocked your T immediately.

[Jacob]

Honey, if we were in Traders together, would you have, do you think? Okay, we're on Traders together. You're a traitor. I'm a faithful. Do you protect me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For as long as possible. But you be trying to get slick in the mouth about me, so I would. If you. If you. If you. If you try to get sideways one time, you're. You're going to be undone. And you and I play Mafia together enough times to know that I can.

[Jacob]

Do that to you and vice versa, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we know that we. Because we know that I could gather.

[Jacob]

You, and then it will be. It'll be. It'll be mutually assured destruction, because I'm taking you down with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think. I mean, I would. I would hope that we could work together again. I want to reiterate to y' all, like, all of you in the world who do casting on television, like, you're all fools for not casting me and Monet at the same time on TV shows. Like, y' all have made this drag race, y' all even. Even. What's the fuck show we do after midnight?

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah. Feminine. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'll be like, yeah, one at a time.

[Jacob]

That's what we. That's why we need to buy. We just need to make our own TV show that we're on together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have an idea for a show that I want to do.

[Jacob]

Which one? What is this one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, I have tons of ideas.

[Jacob]

I think everyone. Everyone knows about you. Bob has an idea for every minute of the day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have our clown show that I want to do.

[Jacob]

I'm not a clown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Jacob]

I'm not a clown. That's your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you?

[Jacob]

I'm a glamazon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, sure, Jan. Let's call Bilin and ask her what you are.

[Jacob]

That's what I was gonna say. We were talking about queens earlier who were. Whatever. I was like, you know, Gottmik is always a good time at a party. Do you agree?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes a little too good of a time.

[Jacob]

Well, yeah, but most of the time before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Before she be having a little too much of a good time.

[Jacob]

Before she's too good of a time, she's always for Mick, Nick, Nick, Mick is good in a room. Like, she talks to everyone. She's. She. She's very electric at. At a party setting. Do you agree?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. Me and Mick were hanging out at the Avalon. Avalon party. Yeah, I was there and we were just buddy, buddy the whole night. She was so fun. The whole night.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Violet. When you get Violet away from other people, she's fun. At a party, she can, like, post up a little too much. She's trying to be too much, that girl. I'm like, violet, you can just be fun and nice and have a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to isolate her and make her feel lonely, and then she can be fun.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Like a wounded gazelle in the Serengeti. You gotta just get her away from her pack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never hung out with Kandy Muse, but she seems fun.

[Jacob]

I never have either. I never have either. Out of the new girls, is there anyone that you would, like, wanna hang out with and kiki with and chill with?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jewel Sparkles?

[Jacob]

Jewel Sparkles. I would hang out with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Morphine.

[Jacob]

How was the hangout with Plane Jane the other day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it was fun. I enjoy our time together. Plane James was pretty fun. We did the gig together, and then we went to a bar afterwards, and then we got to a fight on the streets with a stranger.

[Jacob]

I saw that. With that homophobe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Would you smash Plane?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have a particular desire to.

[Jacob]

Would you smash morphine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have a particular desire to. And how about you? All those people, Plane Jane?

[Jacob]

Um, you know. You know, Plane J hit on me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer the motherfucking question.

[Jacob]

I don't think Plane is my type. Plane. I mean, she's a little too small. She's right on the cusp of tall enough, size enough for me, but also, like, on the cusp of she's a little too small. I feel too much bigger than her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plan Jane has this energy. I don't know how to describe it to y' all, but out of drag. Plan Jane has this energy. This is the best way I can describe it. That was just for the people watching.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I kind of get what you're saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I can't even explain it beyond that. But that's just the energy that Playing Jane has. Yeah, I think it's fun, and I think she's a real good. I really enjoy playing Jane.

[Jacob]

I love hanging out with her. I love her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were at this party, Upenn Me Jane Crystal Method. It was after the Queerties. A lot of people were There. And this really, really, really, really, really hot guy came up to play and Jane started and started hitting on him and was like, oh my God. Like, I want to like, I don't know. I don't know what he was saying because I wasn't there. But I came over and Krista Smith was like, bob, that guy, Would you hook up with that guy? I was like, yeah, he's super hot. And then Krista Smith was like, well, he's hitting on Jade. And she's like, no. And I looked at Jane, I was like, you're not here. She goes, she goes, no, I want the bartender.

[Jacob]

And what was the bartender? What did the bartender look like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looked like, he might have been like, like a, like a brown skin, like a light brown skinned Latino person with curly hair. Like long, curly hair and like kind of a messy beard. Goatee, like a little unkempt but, but still like not, not wild. Dressed in all black, obviously.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of a average build.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the person that she did not want to hook up with was very, very slim. Wearing like a crop top jacket with like, they made this suit they were wearing. They could be like, I made this suit. They kept telling anyone who would listen. And by the way, it was actually a beautiful outfit. So I would tell people too with like.

[Jacob]

It sounds like you're describing Elias Matto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alliance Matt.

[Jacob]

So designer from New York.

[Andy]

The twinkie had a body like our last man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So yeah, had a body just like Elias Meso.

[Jacob]

Elias is so hot, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With a, with a, with a, A very like, like big butt for someone. Like a very bubbly butt for someone so slim. And I can't remember if they're wearing like platform shoes or not, but they look to be with the shoes, roughly 5, 10ish. And they had kind of curly hair. Oh my God. It literally sounds like a last mess.

[Jacob]

I feel like, I feel like Janet and Jane is a top, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't ask.

[Jacob]

Or verse. I think it's like verse top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't bother to ask.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not like coming. I'm just saying I didn't ask.

[Jacob]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, you act like I'm offended. I just literally be like, I'd be like as calm be like, I didn't ask.

[Jacob]

And you'd be like, damn, I told you this. The energy you come with, you should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Know me by now. This is how I respond. It's not like you should know this by now. You should be able to figure out my social cues by now.

[Jacob]

I know and sometimes I feel like I have, and I'm like, oh, Bob's not coming for me. And then you say something. Oh, he's coming for me. So you know what? I can't read. I can't. I can't read the doll. Sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes I can't. Sometimes I'm not coming for you until you do a thing, and then you. Then you activate the cum.

[Jacob]

To quote you. What's your part in that? I'm just the one instigating all of your reactions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I said sometimes. Did you know how I said sometimes?

[Jacob]

Sometimes. I run sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Diabet.

[Jacob]

I forgot what she looks like out of drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want. Do we want to do one called the Smash List, where we both come with a list of queens we want to smash, thank God. And we. And we talk about why we want to smash. Would that be problematic?

[Jacob]

No, that would be kind of everything. I want to give you everything. I'm down. Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet and I, we will get the smash.

[Jacob]

Monet and I. Now, who's Jamaican? Monet. Jacob, you didn't hear that? Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little bit.

[Andy]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would say it was like maybe a 4. It was there, but I don't think it was as prominent as you were insinuating that it was Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was headed to. Driving to the studio the other day, and I was singing under the sea, and I was like, I could have been this role.

[Jacob]

I think that's your toxic trait, thinking you could do all these musical roles that you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. Why can't I?

[Jacob]

You don't have a Jamaican accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could do a Jamaican accent.

[Jacob]

Let me hear you say, the seaweed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is always greener in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you. Right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for?

[Jacob]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give that a 6.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was every bit as good as Daveed Diggs is.

[Jacob]

Is Davee Diggs Jamaican?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think so. I'm almost positive he's not Davee.

[Jacob]

How the fuck you spell Davee?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's day. A D, A V, E. Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

Davee Diggs. I see you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where you from? Pennsylvania.

[Jacob]

Girl, he black.

[Andy]

He is from Oakland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's hear yours.

[Jacob]

Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Daveed Diggs from Hamilton.

[Jacob]

Oh, he did it in the remake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

Sebastian Wright was the original. Samuel E. Wright.

[Jacob]

Sorry?

[Andy]

Samuel E. Wright was the original Sebastian and accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on, sing it.

[Jacob]

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's yard. I don't even know the word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone else's lake. That's where seaweed is. There's no seaweed in someone's yard. Why would there be seaweed in your yard? Just sing under the sea.

[Jacob]

Under the sea, under the sea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think mine was better than yours. Jacob, write them.

[Jacob]

To be fair, I don't have a Jamaican accent, so I don't.

[Andy]

I'm going to be fully honest. I was pulling up an interview of the original voice for Sebastian, talking without the Sebastian accent, so we could hear here. So I wasn't paying specific attention to who was doing the best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm calling Marvin. We're both going to sing under the Sea and Marvin's going to tell us who sounds the most Jamaican.

[Andy]

This is the voice of Sebastian. Not in the accent one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Either way, you could have. No, I could. Well, I wish you had.

[Jacob]

I wish you had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had some. Marvin. We're both good. Monet, look up the lyrics to under the Sea.

[Andy]

And Monet also gets a phone call as well to judge for her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you're. I mean, it's Marvin. Marvin's Jamaican, so Monet has other friends.

[Andy]

Who are Jamaican friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marvin, you're on the podcast. Monet and I are both going to. Monet and I are going to sing under the Sea. You're going to tell us who has the best Jamaican accent. Okay, here we go. I'm first. This is Bob. The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things around you. What more is you looking for? Under the sea, under the sea. All right, now here goes Monet.

[Jacob]

Let's see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just don't. We're. Don't. You can't give critiques. Then Monet will steal the critiques. Hold on. Go Mo.

[Jacob]

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things around you. What more is you looking for? Under the sea, under the sea, under the sea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Marvin chime in. As an. As an actual Jamaican, who had the best Jamaican accent? Best. Monet's was.

[Jacob]

Was sonically better tone wise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, yeah, she can sing better than me. Obviously, we're talking about accent. We're not Talking about singing.

[Jacob]

Well, you just roll your R's. A lot like both of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet wrote her R's. We both wrote our R's. I flipped my R's equally.

[Jacob]

I can hear that. Monet has is Caribbean. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're answering Monet?

[Jacob]

So you lose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good. Fake ass Jamaican bitch you British. Bye.

[Jacob]

Fake ass, Jamaican you lose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He can't even make jerk chicken. A bitch ain't Jamaican but a chick still jerking.

[Jacob]

Isn't that one of your lyrics?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

For which song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On a song we're on together, Monet.

[Jacob]

Oh, Roach Ompus. Roach Killer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the way I know your whole discography, you can't even remember songs that we're on together is crazy. I know. I remember your whole verse.

[Jacob]

Do you really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just need the first word. But do you remember my verse? Shoes on point and you know it Shoes on point and you know it.

[Andy]

Do you know your verse?

[Jacob]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shoes on point and you know it. A bitch broke as hell but a bitch don't show it Get a BBL if a bitch can't grow it Tax refund and the bitch gonna blow it Ow. When they say work, I'm working. The ass ain't fat but a Still twerking ain't Jamaican but a chick still jerking something, something, something but the bag ain't real but it looked like a Birkin. There it is.

[Jacob]

You're such a good writer.

[Andy]

You did those out of order, but you did get them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Yeah, it. It was. It was. Yeah. Somewhere in there. How. How did yours are.

[Jacob]

Stomp, stomp, stomping like a naked on the Runway and the good like you're naked on the Runway Stomp, stomp, stomping like it's something st. Jacob, what is it it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had the lyrics pulled up, Jacob.

[Jacob]

That's a no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also. So y' all spend rent money on some tickets to Beyonce.

[Jacob]

See y' all. He. He looking at Bon. So he didn't look at my stuff, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the same song, mon. He just scroll back.

[Jacob]

It take half an hour to scroll back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe Jacob went to the bathroom. You thought.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry. I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[Andy]

Sorry. I was muted and I was. I have the lyrics. I'm here.

[Jacob]

How does stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp stomp stomping like the D is on the Runway way Spent rent money gagging the goods with the looks turning them tag still on cuz tomorrow I'm returning them Broke as hell I broke a nail and worried about it Call collect I bounced a check I highly doubt A haters. I just got paid spin, y' all with Raid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember when we were getting ready to shoot the video, Monet.

[Jacob]

What. What I do now. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet is such a troll.

[Jacob]

What did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just so trolley. I don't know why I let it get under my skin, but it just bothered me because the song's already been recorded, right? So when it goes, when they do my part, I'm gonna say, spraying y' all niggas with Raid. I'm gonna say, spread y' all niggas with Raid. And I was like, well, no, you can't do that, Monet, because it's already been recorded. Like, you can't. It won't match what you're saying. And Monet was like, I'm gonna say it.

[Jacob]

I don't think I said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did. And I kept being like, monet, you can't. You kept being like, I'm gonna do it. And I was like, you would have to have done that in the studio, in the booth. You can't just switch it. Now Monet's like, well, I'm gonna have him switch it.

[Jacob]

If I did, it was probably just to literally just argue it was trolling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But your trolling works on me for whatever reason. It's beyond me. It is beyond me, honey. Monat. So yogesh. There you go. Three digits. Three digits into the ear, bitch. That has to be bad for your. For your ear. No, I don't like the noises into the mic. Into the mic is crazy.

[Jacob]

You have some nerve, nigga. Do you remember the other day when you burped into the. Into the mic, you said blah. And literally the comments were like, no, Bob, that was gross. Please don't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There were some people who were very impressed.

[Jacob]

I don't. Yeah, impressed by how disgusting it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Correct. Everything I do isn't for the masses. I do some stuff for the few, the proud, the marines.

[Jacob]

I will say you have stopped your nose, your sniffling thing. Is your septum fixed?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I just do this. I lean back or I just suffer.

[Jacob]

Clive, if you think she's a suffer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I do. Thank you all for coming to listen to our podcast today. Bye bye, foreign.

[Monét X Change]

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