The One About Scams

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Scams" (Nov 3, 2025)

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Produced by: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

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Episode Overview

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive deep into the world of scams—both the outlandish frauds that make headlines and the everyday schemes that sneak into ordinary life. Their banter goes from comical anecdotes about getting scammed (and sometimes scamming others), to rants about bad gardeners, disastrous dental visits, and the chaos of meet-and-greet mishaps. Along the way, they weave in stories about trust, discernment, and the unexpected places you (almost) get your teeth pulled.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Is This Temperature a Scam?

• The episode opens with a debate: is "cold" a feeling or a set temperature, and what’s the ideal AC setting for sleeping, living, and … other activities?
  • Monét: “I’d rather be sweaty and hot than cold and be like, oh my God, I’m cold.” (02:28)
  • Bob: “You do need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.” (02:23)

2. Dental Detectives & Adult Braces

• Conversation swerves into forensic dentistry and the oddities of adult braces:
  • Monét: “Can you use someone's bones to find them?” (07:26)
  • Bob: “They’re going over dental records… but your teeth are constantly changing.” (08:14)
• The pain of Invisalign, weird habits with dental trays, and if teeth are "bones" get dissected.

3. Animal Exploitation at Rodeos is a Scam

• The duo is appalled by cruelty in bull riding and bullfighting:
  • Bob: “They tie a rope around the bull, put it up against his nuts, and yank it really hard–basically pissing the bull off.” (15:13)
  • Monét: “When the person gets trampled and mangled, I’m like, good!” (15:36)
• The bulls' suffering—including being drugged—sparks outrage and questions about societal norms.

4. Scammed By My Gardener (And Other Service Nightmares)

• After a plant chat and a plant-identification quiz, Monét shares her saga with a misleading gardener:
  • Monét: "Well, anyway, I told you that gardener was a scam." (24:05)
• Bob relishes being proven right after Monét ignores his amateur advice in favor of online 'experts.'

5. Rideshare Rackets & Double Charges

• Monét experiments with paying Uber drivers directly—only to get burned:
  • Monét: “I ended up paying more than I would have... Fuck! Anyway, long story short, I’m not doing it anymore.” (26:17)
• Bob calls out Monét as the “patron saint of getting scammed.”

6. Wigs, Braids, and Grills: Dragtastic Scam Stories

• Wigs & Hair Braiding:
  • Both hosts share horror stories about custom wigs and braiders vanishing with their merchandise:
    • Monét: “Patty sent her three of my custom hairline fronted wigs… She went ghost.” (29:16)
• Jewelry Grills:
  • Monét details an epic two-year ordeal with "Grill by Scotty"—money gone, teeth never delivered!
    • Monét: “A year later, I get an email: Your order is almost ready… Two years later, I still have not received…” (34:16)

7. DIY Dentistry & Shady Appointments

• Both recount close encounters with dental scams:
  • Bob: “I almost got my teeth pulled in an apartment building… I sat down and was like, I need to make a decision. I’m not doing this.” (37:28–39:33)
  • Monét laughs: “Why would you go to an apartment building dentist?” (37:40)

8. Scam Logic: Multilevel Marketing, Vending Machines, and Snacks

• MLM nostalgia and regrets (Mary Kay… and Bob’s failed vending machine venture):
  • Bob: “Someone somewhere has a free vending machine.” (41:25)
• An epic debate about the best chips and Bob’s obsession with obscure snack brands.

9. Trust, Discernment, and Getting Got

• Monét’s gullibility vs. Bob’s suspicion forms a recurring undercurrent. The pair poke fun at Monét’s history of “trusting too easily,” leading to further scam mishaps.
  • Bob: “You go into scary scenarios with pockets full of money–You would be the easiest kill.” (35:12)
  • Monét: “I trust people. Nowadays, I trust people, but not like you trust people.” (35:39)

10. Meet & Greet Mayhem and Fan 'Scams'

• Bob recounts a DragCon fan who never got his photo with Monét:
  • Bob: “He goes, ‘I want to tell you, I went to her meet and greet at DragCon and I never got my picture.’” (59:44)
• Monét’s solution is ‘hit up [e-mail]’, but Bob pushes her on customer service and public accountability.
  • Bob: “You have an opportunity to assure your fans… every single person… going forward… you will work to make it right.” (61:10)

11. Scamming (or Not?) For Survival

• The hosts ask: have they ever scammed anyone? Monét jokes about “scamming trade” and mishaps that might be interpreted as scams, such as missing meet-and-greet items.
• Brief shout-out to Laci Mosley, the "Scam Goddess," and her show/podcast about famous scammers. (58:23)

12. STDs, PH Balances, and Medical ‘Advice’

• A surprisingly frank sidebar about getting syphilis from oral sex, and the use of doxy PEP (a post-exposure antibiotic) to prevent infections.
  • Bob: “That is pretty rare to get syphilis from sucking dick…but bitch, I did.” (46:30)
• Monét reports a UK doctor’s joke about “testing it on Americans first,” with Bob skeptical about the veracity.

13. Ending: Rivalry, Accountability, and Friendship

• The episode closes with playful accusations, a chip “ownership” debate, and the reiteration that even among friends, scams, mishaps, and questionable judgment are inevitable—but hilarious.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob (02:23): “You do need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.”
• Monét (10:09): “You know, sometimes your pain makes me happy.”
• Monét (15:36): “When the person gets trampled and mangled, I’m like, good!”
• Bob (35:12): “You go into scary scenarios with pockets full of money—you would be the easiest kill.”
• Bob (59:44): "He goes, 'I want to tell you, I went to her meet and greet at DragCon and I never got my picture.'"
• Bob (61:10): “You have an opportunity to assure your fans… every single person… going forward… you will work to make it right.”
• Monét (61:04): “You know what? You’re right. It won’t happen again. Cause I’m never doing DragCon again.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• AC & Temperatures Debate: 01:46–03:00
• Forensic Dentistry & Adult Braces: 04:46–10:09
• Bullfighting/Rodeo Rants: 14:49–16:19
• Gardener Scams/Plant Chat: 20:26–24:05
• Rideshare Direct Pay Fiasco: 24:13–26:31
• Wig & Braid Theft Stories: 29:16–32:56
• Dental Scam Adventures: 37:28–39:33
• MLM/Vending Machine Memories: 40:20–41:56
• Trust & Vulnerability in Scams: 35:12–35:42
• Meet & Greet Mishaps: 59:44–61:10
• STD Stories & Medical Advice Riffs: 46:16–48:02
• Fan Service Accountability & Closing Rivalries: 61:01–64:45

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Tone & Language

As always, Bob and Monét keep the tone wickedly irreverent, quick-witted, and brutally honest. They riff off each other's blunders and triumphs, blending relatable frustrations with drag queen flamboyance. Their stories are packed with shade, vulnerability, and genuine affection.

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Summary Takeaways

If you’ve ever been scammed—by a wig stylist, a dentist in someone’s apartment, or promises of a discount Uber ride—you’ll feel right at home. Bob and Monét’s rolling disasters and near-misses are a reminder that scams are everywhere, and laughter is the best (sometimes only) defense.

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For fans and newcomers alike, this episode is a hilarious, chaotic ride through the many ways life can (and will) scam you—but at least you'll have good company along the way.

Transcript

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Therealreal.Com My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet X James.

[B]

And this is Sibling R. On this week's episode, we find out are bulls doing ketamine.

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We talk about scams.

[B]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

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You know, sometimes your pain makes me happy. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[B]

Monet just called y' all poor, broke and nasty. When is it cold? I don't know. I think.

[C]

I think temperature is a vibe.

[B]

Okay. I'm looking for answers. You know how yesterday we're on the call, you're trying to get the time, the time, the date, the day, and the time I want. I'm gonna press you until we get our day and our time.

[C]

But we talked about this. So during the day, I keep my house at 75, and that's not cold. But at nighttime, 75 is hot. Now, at night, you mean cause you're.

[B]

Sleeping or, like, just walking around the house?

[C]

Cause you're sleeping. Cause you're sleeping under blankets.

[B]

You're not always sleeping at night. There's stuff you do in the night that's not sleeping.

[C]

But I still keep the house, like, at night. Like, in bed, cold is 68. You do need out of bed. 75 is cold is 72.

[B]

I will say this. You do need to crank up the AC when you start fucking.

[C]

No. Oh, my God. We're opposite when I. We put the AC off. Cause I don't want to be cold when I'm fucking. Like, I'd rather be sweaty and hot, like, than be cold and be like, oh, my God, I'm cold.

[B]

But the question is, are you active?

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Yes.

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Because I've seen you crack a sweat opening a can of soda. So I know if you're. Please, I know if you're active.

[C]

No, girl, I'm active.

[B]

I've seen you sneeze and being full on flop sweat.

[C]

No, that's Latrice Royale.

[B]

You're sweaty.

[C]

I'm not a sweaty girl.

[B]

Ask Patty. Is there a way rather than up. Yeah, okay. Oh, oh, that way, that way.

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Got you. Oh, work.

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Look at that.

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So you. So you was holding out on the mic.

[B]

On the mic stands. First of all, you malign my mic stands every time we come here because.

[C]

They'Re a little raggedy.

[B]

They're not raggedy.

[C]

Raggedy. They always flopping around.

[B]

Girl, you're knocking them around.

[C]

If I touches this shit going to fly out of here. So wait, so right now this is secure?

[B]

Moni, you're going to do anything crazy?

[C]

No, no, no, no. I promise I'm not going to do anything crazy. I'm just wanting to know, are we in a secure position with the mic?

[B]

What are you about to do?

[C]

I'm not gonna do anything. I'm asking a question.

[B]

Yes, the mic is secure. Unless you're being ridiculous. Okay. Monet would be like, so this is. But you're gonna sit here and say you're not.

[C]

I'm not this with a girl. I mean. Okay, yeah. When I'm on stage. When I'm on stage doing a show and dancing and yes, I'm gonna sweat.

[B]

But am I regularly? Like, what about when you're on stage? Like, standing up and doing stand up comedy and talking?

[C]

I'm doing stand up. Like, I. My body's just. I really am not that sweaty. Now. Andy's sweaty Andy sweatshirt throughout the day.

[B]

Andy's Swamp thing. Andy is. Is a wet person. Andy is soggy.

[C]

I think he has hyperhidrosis.

[B]

Okay. Everyone can't have something.

[C]

No, I think he does.

[B]

I'm gonna say everyone can't have something.

[C]

No, because sometimes we're the hot. The house. Like, we're in bed and the AC is on. It's 68 degrees and he'll start busting out a sweat.

[B]

I don't know, like a boomer. But everyone has something nowadays. This is not. This is a hot take. Everyone has something. And also, I just want to say this to you at home, I'm not trying to invalidate your experience, but there's no way all of your exes are narcissists. That's not all of you. There's no way every single one of you was dating her. Have you seen anything online? My ex was a narcissist.

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I mean, that's the thing everyone says. Well, I think also. But I think that is because more people. And again, not saying everyone is narcissist, is narcissistic and suffers from these disorders. But I think now we're all going to therapy and we have language and we can talk about these things, whereas that was not a thing, like, 20 years ago. No one's going to therapy. I mean, yes, people were going to therapy, but now it is common practice. I'd say people take out their mental.

[B]

It's the Tylenol, y'. All at home, don't let your mom take Tylenol. You'll end up autistic by lunchtime.

[C]

I know. Well, that's the whole thing, too. A lot of people are getting diagnosed with adult autism.

[B]

Autism. Is it called an autism? I don't.

[C]

I mean, that's what I've. That maybe does the buzzword on tick tock.

[B]

We know there is adult braces. If you have braces there. If you have braces over the age of 18, you have adult braces.

[C]

Well, if people are.

[B]

Well, unless you can grandfathered in.

[C]

If you.

[B]

If you turn 18, with adults with braces, you have braces. But if you are over 18, you got braces, you have adult braces.

[C]

Adults are. Children are getting braces or those get Invisalign.

[B]

There's some adults who get braces, though. Really? Yeah. Oh, I've seen a few adults with braces. I mean, nowadays, there's much more Invisalign than there are braces.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

My chorus teacher in high school had braces. I remember being like. This is. I remember being like, yo, big ass with braces.

[C]

My middle school teacher, Ms. Little, had braces, too. And then she. After lunch, she would. She would have her lunch, and she would be. We had chorus after lunches. Guys, the half notes. You have to sing the half notes. Kevin. I was like, can you clean, Brush your teeth?

[B]

Would it be you with the Invisalign? No, no. You're. You're an Invisalign slurper. Everyone who has Invisalign, you ain't taking my.

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I'm not digging food out of my Invisalign as I'm talking to you.

[B]

But y' all do it. It's like a graphic display. The way you take your Invisalign. Yeah. And it's. And by the way, for some reason, you could have taken them out. All of you Invisalign hoes. You could have taken them out before you got to the table. But for some reason, you waited till the. You waited. You picked up the fork and said, hold on.

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Because. Because you know what it is? The pain of the Invisalign is. So when you, like, are. When you go in, especially when you are doing a new tray, when you're putting a new tray in, it is the pain of a new tray. You'll never understand because you don't have to. You don't need to do Invisalign. I mean, I could work in motorcycle and. I'm kidding. I have great teeth. I know, but the pain.

[B]

We know a pain of putting in.

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A brand new tray. You want to wait to take it out when you do not have to. Like, you're trying to hold onto it so you don't have to put it back in.

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All you're doing is shifting your skull.

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I know.

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It's.

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It's very painful.

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Our teeth, Bones.

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I think so that's why when you die, they can use them to just like. Yeah.

[B]

I was going to say, like, finish that.

[C]

They can use it.

[B]

No, no, finish that.

[C]

Finish that.

[B]

Cook it up. Cook it up. You about to say to get your DNA.

[C]

No, no, no. I was going to say, like, if they, like, find your bones, they can, like, trace it back to your body. But if I was. If you were to. If you killed me and you found. And you found this. My arm chopped off somewhere, can they figure out it was me? Because of the bone.

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But why can't you use the DNA? They wouldn't. They wouldn't like skin. They wouldn't like filet your arm. They'd be like, oh, we'll just take a chunk of DNA.

[C]

No, no, no, but I'm specifically the bone. Like, can you use. Can you use someone's bones to find them?

[B]

Yeah, because that's DNA in it.

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But the teeth, they're not finding the DNA from the teeth.

[B]

DNA and teeth.

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No, but it's not the DNA, though. They're looking at the. Right. Yeah, they're looking at, like, almost like your teeth are kind of like fossilized. Like, to you, almost like fingerprints. Fossilized, not fossilized. Your teeth are, like, personalized. Yeah, personalized, sorry. They're like fingerprints, but it's not because DNA. It's because they have, like, little tracks and Grooves that are specific and unique to you.

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Yeah. No.

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Yeah.

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No. You're. What? They're. They're going over dental records because obviously your teeth change a lot. So actually, I don't think what you're saying is 100 true. Because your teeth are constantly changing. Like, your teeth are being grinded down. They don't have, like, teeth prints because as you grow, your teeth change.

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This is true. How do they find you?

[B]

Dental records. So they'll be like, do these dental records match the last person's dental records?

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Dental records are a comprehensive collection of information about a patient's oral health, including their medical history, dental examinations. But I'm saying. Okay, so like, let's say you find my. You find. I went to the dentist 10 years ago and I'm dead. You find me in Bob's closet and all of my skull is left with just my teeth. I've grinded them. I've done Invisalign. I shifted. How are they tracking it?

[B]

This is a fake tooth. That's a real tooth. This tooth has a root canal on it. This tooth has this. So we. Because I know that your molars have been removed and you have. And your. Your. Your 17 or whatever the numbers are. Is. Has a root canal. They will b. They'll base it off that.

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Do you know how many teeth you have?

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32 Ventos. But I also have. I've lost all my wisdom teeth.

[C]

I mean, that's 22, 32.

[B]

But I don't have any wisdom teeth. They're all gone. So what's that?

[C]

You have no wisdom. So that means you have. I mean, do moles. I think molas count is one.

[B]

Is it wisdom tooth? A molar?

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Yeah, that's what you get. That's what to get. Mouthpack, hair.

[B]

The wisdom tooth is a molar?

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Yes, correct.

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Oh, can you. I didn't know that.

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It is.

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But. But also in theory, three. Six of my teeth are one big tooth or two big teeth.

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Because they're bridges.

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They're bridges.

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But I. I think when in the forensic of it all.

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Yeah.

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You see the molars? I think in the forensic of it all. Yeah. They're your third molars that never come down or they.

[B]

Yeah, mine came.

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Maybe they came.

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They called the scene.

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I think I. That's when we did the tour. And you were.

[B]

You still have yours in.

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No, I got mine removed. I got all four at the same time.

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I couldn't wait to give you the same fever you gave me when I got my baby.

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That shit was so funny.

[B]

It was not funny.

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It was great.

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I was in pain.

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You were not in pain. Well, your pain, you know, sometimes your pain makes me happy.

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That's sick. You're a narcissist. I'm working with a narcissist.

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I want to learn how to throw a ninja star. There's probably a TikTok, like a shuriken.

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Why do you want to wear that?

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I just think that it would be a great way to combat assailants of the answer. My home. I think. Someone breaks in my house, I'm like.

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I'm like, nigga, give me the motherfucking tv. I'm like, anyway, I'll be kind though.

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If I learn how to do it, like, really good. I'm like, but I mean, how many.

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Do you have on your person?

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I think I'll carry six. That sounds like a safe number.

[B]

You got six shots, six shurikens, and after that, what are you collecting them? That's like.

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Okay, here's the thing. You come into the house, right?

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Okay, you're empty now. So now and you. Let's just say you. Let's just say you missed five. And you hit me in the thigh with one.

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And I hit. So a shuriken is long and sharp. Bitch, you're done. Your leg is cooked. Monet.

[B]

No, girl.

[C]

Okay, Ninja stars are not primarily lethal weapons, but are effective for distraction, for injury and infection. So you're infected.

[B]

Okay, infections don't happen that quickly.

[C]

With the shirt. I'm put poison on my shit.

[B]

Oh, hey, Google, stop.

[C]

I'm putting poison on mine.

[B]

But that's not. I mean, yeah, but even with. I don't think the infection, infections don't happen that quickly.

[C]

I have fast acting poison, so as soon as it gets in there, it's already.

[B]

I'm poisoning. Maybe. Okay, what kind of poison?

[C]

I'd have to do research, find out which poison I'm gonna use on you.

[B]

And you think you have access to fast acting poison? Yes. And you're not on a list.

[C]

Girl, I can make anything. ChatGPT. Hello?

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna say right now, if you. If I walk in and you have shurikens and I have a baseball bat, I could easily annihilate you. Easily.

[C]

Yeah, but. But how many burglars are coming with a baseball bat?

[B]

I'm just saying, if I did, I feel like a burglar would come with a. With an eye for a gun.

[C]

No. So there's this really iconic podcast of this woman. She was a cat burglar. She was a cat burglar. For 20 years. And she never had any weapons.

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She.

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Because you were.

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That's one. That's not. That's not the standard.

[C]

I think it might be, though.

[B]

Based on what?

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For a cat burglar, a robber is different than a cat burger. Cat burglars, they're like Catwoman. Catwoman never had a weapon.

[B]

Yeah, she did. She had a whip everywhere she went.

[C]

Yeah, but. Okay, a whip versus a shuriken.

[B]

I think I could fuck you up with a whip.

[C]

No, my shuriken is. You're done.

[B]

First of all, I already have training with a whip. I already know how to use.

[C]

Oh, Lord, here we go. Kitten with a whip.

[B]

I do. I already know how to use it. And also, what are you gonna do when I hit you? But you ever been hit? Whip would hurt. I've hit myself on accident. It hurts.

[C]

Your aim is not like. I'm very. I'm very agile and limber.

[B]

We should do one of those I trust my wife videos.

[C]

Hell no. You're not hitting. You're not getting nothing off my head. No apple, a shoe, nothing.

[B]

I would do it.

[C]

Remarkably, there is nothing I would let you hit me with.

[B]

On. Let me. Let me.

[C]

So I could grab your ankles.

[B]

You don't have to do the movies. And then you think you can sit both of your legs together. You'll be airborne for a solid train.

[C]

So how long do you think you are?

[B]

You can get my legs and pull me? I could. If I had your legs, I could definitely take you off. I can. I lift you off the ground all the time.

[C]

No, you can't. That's one hand. You lift me up with your entire body.

[B]

I'm saying I will yank it and your whole body like this.

[C]

You.

[B]

You won't be dangling upside down. But if I got. If I have both of your ankles, I could absolutely.

[C]

No way.

[B]

So let me be clear. Let me be clear. You think if I grab your ankles, I can't yank you to the ground?

[C]

Yes, if you like, do like this. I'm just saying. But if you're trying to do like the movies, like Catwoman told myself you're not doing that.

[B]

No, if I. If I capture your ankles and then you. And then I yank it with one hand.

[C]

Now you need two hands.

[B]

You are going down, bro.

[C]

You need two hands.

[B]

You think you'll just be standing there like, first of all, you have a.

[C]

Shuriken in your thigh.

[B]

How are you.

[C]

How do you have something.

[B]

I'm using my arm.

[C]

Fast acting poison, babe.

[B]

And let's travel to my arm.

[C]

Now it's traveling to your. To your pelvis and your groin. So now you're really infirm. Horny.

[B]

Oh, now I'm bricked up. Put a little Viagra on the tip. Don't let me catch you.

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Oh, you should lasso my. No, I'll be like, ooh, I could shirk in your dick.

[B]

I don't think I could use a lasso.

[C]

A lasso's like a wonder Woman. It has a loop on it.

[B]

Lasso is like a rope with a. Yeah, a rope with a loop. Lasso seems insane.

[C]

I was watching rodeo stuff. I don't know why. There's like rodeo shit on my TikTok and I'm like, rodeo seems so sad.

[B]

Tell me more.

[C]

Like riding the bulls and like teasing these fucking animals. And then when they.

[B]

When our rodeo is bull riding.

[C]

Well, this was. This was the rodeo I was watching or the few that have been popping up my thing, they're like. They're bull riding the rodeo. I mean, the bulls. And it just seems so. It's like torture for these animals. Like, why? Like, why is this a sport?

[B]

Well, that is. That is true. Bull riding is. First of all, they really agitate. You know how they get the bulls all riled up?

[C]

No.

[B]

They take a rope and they tie it around the bull, back half of the bull, and they put it up against his nuts.

[C]

That's fucking hard.

[B]

And then right before the bull goes out, they yank it really, really hard. I'm not making. They yank it really hard. Basically pissing the bull off because you've hit him in the nuts. Yeah, over and over again. And then they put a person on his back and the bull runs out.

[C]

That's why. I'm sorry.

[B]

When I see why the bull's so angry.

[C]

When I see the videos, when the person gets trampled and mangled, I'm like, good.

[B]

And then you deserve it. And then bullfighting. Those bulls are drugged.

[C]

Drugged?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

With what? Ketamine?

[B]

I think they're just like, on E.

[C]

They say, that bull's having a good time.

[B]

The bulls are like, that bull is turning up. I saw the sign. No, the bull is drugged up, so they're weaker so that the matadors can like fuck them up. And then they stab them. What they're stabbing them with also has fast acting poison.

[C]

It's a trend alert.

[B]

And then if the matador is successful, they then take the last. The coup de grace is they stab the bull in the back between the shoulder blade, which is where his heart is.

[C]

That's so Fatigue.

[B]

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[B]

And then the bull. I think if the bull survives, it runs through the streets and that's when it attacks people.

[C]

So if after they try to stab it, it doesn't die.

[B]

No, I think if the, like, if the matador can't get the bull, can't kill the bull, then the bull runs.

[C]

And the purpose of that is for it to get the, like trample and maybe kill people.

[B]

The point is just to run, but then. But then after the bull runs, they kill it anyway. That's so fucking awful. I'm pretty sure every bull you've ever seen in a matter of fight is dead. You've never seen a bull in a matter of fact that's alive.

[C]

That's how. When they get people, I'll be like, yes, bitch, fucking get them.

[B]

I saw a video the other day of a bull running down. Running down the street. And baby, this guy, everyone's running. This one guy's like just looking away. Baby, this bull gathered. I'm telling it hit him right in the small of his back. He was. These beasts are so powerful. Yeah, he was just. I mean, it wasn't funny, but it was funny. Cause when the bull hit him, the.

[C]

Way he flung your body.

[B]

But then this person just caught it at the. It was like in slow motion. Maybe they just slowed it down. And the music they added to it.

[C]

Yes, Bob, I think they slowed.

[B]

I think they added. But it might have been filmed in slow motion. Why can't it be filmed in slow motion? I'm saying either it was filmed in slow motion or it was slowing down.

[C]

I think if the bull thing, someone like, attention was like, I'm gonna fill this in slow mo for TikTok later.

[B]

And not necessarily for TikTok, but it's someone who's documenting people. People film stuff with slow motion all the time. If there's something I think would be interesting, I will hit the slow motion mode for sure.

[C]

Slow motion never works out for me. I'd rather do it. Technology is so good. Doing it in post is way easier. You can like do a curve and make it like better like. Because when you do it in the app, it always is not the slow motion. A is too long. You have to adjust it. Might as well just do it in post. Anyway.

[B]

Your bird of paradise. The pot is too small.

[C]

So I had my garden. I got a new gardener. Oh my God. I've been on a gardener thing. My current. Well, as of this moment, my ex gardener.

[B]

The one that we warned you about.

[C]

Awful.

[B]

The one. The one that literally me, when I said it, you were like, oh, no, he's a trustworthy man. He would never do anything to me. And then the comments. Sometimes I would say something monetized. She'd be like, no. Then it takes y'. All. Y' all have to comment below for.

[C]

Money to hear people who are plant people. Okay? So in this. In my plant video, people who are planned people, people who are like in the profession, give me advice. So, yes, I'm gonna trust their advice than yours, who's not in the profession or the.

[B]

But I was right and you were wrong.

[C]

No one's saying you weren't right. But I'm not gonna take your advice over people who are professionally doing the thing. And he also knew it was a. What plant is it?

[B]

Dracana.

[C]

A dracana from the comments.

[B]

No, I knew that.

[C]

I knew it was a dracana because.

[B]

I know what a fucking. I know what plants look like. If we pull up plants, I'll know what they are. I know what plants look like.

[C]

Jacob, pull out some. Cause you are so full of shit.

[B]

That's up.

[C]

You're so full of shit, I could smell it from over here.

[B]

That's your upper lip.

[C]

No, that's you, nigga, you.

[B]

Great comeback movie.

[C]

Don't show it. He gonna see it. The name of it. Oh, it's a quiz. What's that?

[B]

That's a hydrangea.

[C]

That's not a hydrangea. But it's not even an option.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

I have no idea.

[B]

I didn't say. You are not a plant person. You signal plant, Jacob. That's a type of hydrangea.

[C]

It's not.

[B]

Everyone knows that an atagona is a type of treasure hydrangea.

[C]

Snapdragon.

[B]

Snapdragon. Which is a type of adrena. Which is type of hydrangea.

[C]

Everyone knows that. This slide. What's. Oh, well, that's easy. It's a fucking cactus.

[B]

That's a cactus.

[C]

My three year old nephew knows that.

[B]

I'm surprised you knew.

[C]

What was that?

[B]

Let's see the options. That's a succulent. No, that is a. That is not a succulent. Oh, that's. Everyone knows that's a snake plant.

[C]

That's not a snake plant. Snake plants are not that. They're tall with the white people.

[B]

Well, then what is it?

[C]

I know it's not a snake plant.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

If I had to guess, I would say this was a columbine.

[B]

And that was a guess. And it was a bad guess.

[C]

So you got two. 50. 50. Which one is it, bitch?

[B]

Zoom in. I can't see this shit. Zoom, Jacob, zoom. I can't see it.

[C]

This is as far as I can zoom in.

[B]

Oh, it was Going slow. Oh, yeah, that's a Porto Luca.

[C]

Last one. What's this one?

[B]

We need to see the options.

[C]

No, you said you know them.

[B]

I do know them, but you need a reminder.

[C]

Unzoom.

[B]

I need to do the options.

[C]

You want to zoom. You want an unzoom? Can you choose?

[B]

Okay, this is a. I don't know what it is.

[C]

You don't know what it is? I don't know what it is.

[B]

Then answer it.

[C]

No, you first didn't answer it.

[B]

It was at the same time. One, two, three. You see?

[C]

You're full of shit.

[B]

It's an African violet.

[C]

It is an African violet. It is.

[B]

Let's see.

[C]

It is. I know for the fact.

[B]

Let's see. Yeah, it is. Let's go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I know as much as you, but.

[C]

You say you know more, and I.

[B]

Know what I know is. What I know is I would never have my bird of paradise dying. And it's slowly dying in a tiny little. It needs to be rehomed.

[C]

So anyway, my gardener came yesterday, and he was like, yeah, so I have a big banana leaf outside in a big pot that's, like, this big. And he's like, yeah, these grow so fast and the roots grow so deep, I need to plant it, like, in the ground. Not having it in a pot.

[B]

In a pot. Yeah.

[C]

So also, my bamboo, they look a little yellow. So I was like, blaming. So this is not the gardener's fault. I was blaming him. He's like, no, you have yellow green bamboo. I was like, what the fuck you mean, yellow green bamboo?

[B]

I was like, I got a rig of bamboo, girl.

[C]

I was like, I want to agree. He's like, yeah, like this. The species of bamboo is that when the new leaves come on, the old ones turn a little yellow and then they die off. I was like, that's not what I ordered. It is. No, I asked for green bamboo, and this is what I got.

[B]

It may not be what you asked for, but it is what you ordered.

[C]

It is what I got.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Well, anyway, I told you that Gardner was a scam. Does this new guy also charge you for days? He doesn't work?

[C]

No, he's just gonna come on a.

[B]

Oh, so that wasn't. See, when I said this, when they act like I was crazy.

[C]

Well, I try to be, like, generous, you know, and be whatever. But you know what? This. This is why I. That Uber thing, I told. I'm not doing that anymore either. Because they me over with that.

[B]

What Uber thing?

[C]

Because Uber is. A lot of drivers complain about How? Uber is a up company. Like the, the percentage that they make from the rise is so not minimal, but like, if you want a hundred dollar rise, they're just pulling 55 bucks from it.

[B]

So is that the real number?

[C]

That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So I was so a driver. He's like, you know, it'd be really helpful. He's like, I'm not going to speak for other drivers, but for me, I would like, you know, would you be down if I cancel the ride and then you just pay me the cost of the ride? I was like, sure, that sounds great. It worked a few times. Uber drivers, yeah, 50, 75% of the fare, but I think that online they say it's more like 55, maybe 60%. This is up to 75%. So I was going to JFK, not JFK, where is it? LAX. And I'm in the car and I'm like, hey, so totally cool if you want to just keep it on the app, but I've heard from one of the drivers that you guys would appreciate just me paying you the fare directly as opposed to going through Uber. He's like, yeah, that sounds cool. I'm down for that. I was like, okay. He's like, well, can you cancel the ride? He's like, you cancel it. I was like, well, no, if I cancel it, I'm gonna get a penalty from Uber and I have to pay. He was like, for real? I was like, he knew. You don't act like you don't know.

[B]

For real's crazy.

[C]

For real. And I was like, if you can.

[B]

Huh, you can hear.

[C]

So I was like. He's like, well, I mean, I think if you cancel, it'll be fine. I was like, no. He's like, you know what, let's just do it through the app. He's like, no, no, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. And then he didn't cancel it. And we come to go in, so we get as we're like halfway through the trip. He's like, are you gonna send me the money? I was like, no, I'm not gonna send you the money. You didn't cancel the ride. We're still in the. Like, this is.

[B]

Bitch, you were being held hostage, girl. He was like, well, I'm not stopping the car. Turn the car around. I'll take your ass right back to where you live, bitch.

[C]

So he ended up canceling it, but then the way that he did it, it charged me for what we. The distance we had already made and I had already venmoed him the price that we agreed on. So it's just the whole thing. I was like, you know what?

[B]

You got double charged.

[C]

Well, I got. It was like 20. 20 something bucks. The ride would have been. Was like $102, but it charged me for the distance we've already traveled. And I already paid him, so I ended up paying more than I would have. Fuck. Anyway, long story short, I'm not doing it anymore. Well, you always get scammed, girl.

[B]

I don't know. There's always a scam happening with you. Do you even. Do you believe in karma?

[C]

Well, remember I called you this morning. I don't want to, but I called you this morning about something not happening, trying to get something made, and you're.

[B]

Like, girl, oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

They finally hit me up today.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they're very trustworthy.

[C]

Yes, I thought so too. But then, girl, four days that went by. So long story short, someone's doing something for me. They kept on after I sent them money. I wasn't hearing back from them, so I got scared that I'll be Patty. I got scared of what they were going to come through, but they came through this morning, so I'm excited.

[B]

No, Monet get scammed. Monet had someone steal their wigs a couple years ago. Yes. Tubi was all your wigs.

[C]

Tubio saw my wigs.

[B]

Carlo.

[C]

A wig designer in New York, stole my wigs one time.

[B]

That was crazy.

[C]

And then I was.

[B]

Oh, that's his name. Yes. That's why I keep thinking he's the other one. Okay, so I keep thinking, and I've never said this out loud, but just to be clear, Carlos, Uber driver, is a great wig stylist in New York City. Yes, great wig. But. But the other person's name is. Is Carlos. That's not doxxing.

[C]

I know. Just don't say. Don't say any more names. You were already given too much.

[B]

Don't say Carlos. Say their names. Say their names. We used to stab something on this podcast.

[C]

Anyway, so then the other situation. We're looking for a hair braider for something. So Patty found this to find this woman online. I know.

[B]

I'm gonna say her name is Hair Braidering. What?

[C]

Hair braider. What? They're braiding wigs. Oh. Ooh, I wish I had a shuriken right now. Hair. Anyway, we're looking for a hairbraid.

[B]

You won't be saying that in about a year, honey.

[C]

When it fall out, I will. Honey, you're gonna be a fucking Chia Pet anyway.

[B]

So do not. That was crazy. Your big boot, big boots. Putting your boots on someone's clothes is insane.

[C]

This is not a boot. It's a Doc Marten.

[B]

We're not having this conversation.

[C]

So I'm gonna say her fucking name. So Patti's. We're on someone who can braid wigs.

[B]

You better get sued. Go ahead.

[C]

We're gonna sue her. Her name is Hesuper Braider.

[B]

Okay, this is getting crazy.

[C]

So then Patty sent her three of my custom hairline fronted wigs. Cause she was like, oh, yeah, just send it to me. I'll braid them back for you. And whatever style you want, I'll send them back. Sent this bitch our wigs. She never responded. She went ghost. And I have. There she is right there. And I have the fucking. We have all the Instagram posts, all the things asking about her, and she just stopped responding. So then my lawyer sent her a thing being like, if you do not return these custom front wigs, we will sue you. No response. Still posting wigs like, hey, y', all, come and get you your wigs at my.

[B]

At my thing.

[C]

So this bitch.

[B]

You guys got two brand new ones. I got two brand new ones, custom front.

[C]

She stole my hair. So that's one. And then when I first moved to la, I wanted grills. So everyone was like, oh, grill by Scottie. Grill by Scottie is their legendary.

[B]

We are back to old school. We're saying names today, honey, Because I'm fucking pissed. He stole your teeth. I dropped my teeth off. Never got my teeth back.

[C]

Grill by Scotty. First of all, it was shaped. They used to.

[B]

Could you leave an Invisalign with a grill maker?

[C]

Maybe that's actually not a bad idea. But then it'd be old teeth. No, because when you finish, you have retainers. It's just the same thing all the time. That's another thing they don't say about Invisalign. After you get done, every year, you have to buy new retainers because they're plastic. And you. Anyway, so Grilled by Scottie. I go to their store on Melrose. Red flag number one. The store was shut down. Like the store.

[B]

One time, Monet. One time, Monet went to get a piece done. And Monet showed up when I first.

[C]

Got my feet in my hair pin.

[B]

When they wanna get her piece done. First of all, I gotta say, when you get a piece done. I've only had one experience that wasn't like a little like, what is happening here? That Was the guy I went to in Texas. It was at a barbershop. It was just at a barbershop in.

[C]

Front of other people. Cause normally they do it in private.

[B]

They put a thing up. They put like a.

[C]

Like a little.

[B]

Like a little partition drive a. Roll up the partition, please. So wait till everybody else is doing.

[C]

Their thing and you just have a cubicle. That's hilarious.

[B]

That was the only one I had that was like. Everyone that's like in somebody's house at. Around the corner, answer these riddles. Three cross the bridge. So Monet went to this. Monet had to relocate.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So she was in a storage unit. What was going on?

[C]

She sent me the address and she's like, come to this address. It was in Chelsea somewhere. I was like, okay. It was like 6 o' clock in the morning. So I get down to the thing and I'm like, hey, I'm outside. And she's like, matter of fact, meet me at the corner at the Starbucks. And I was like, okay. So I drive my cousin in my car, drive to the corner of the Starbucks, the co. Exist mobile. And then she gets in my car and she was like, we gotta go to a new spot.

[B]

She's like, go, go, drive.

[C]

I could have been aiding and abetting a criminal. She's like, we gotta go to a new spot. I'm gonna show you the address. And then she gives me the address on my phone and we drive like three blocks up.

[B]

Was she looking over her shoulder? Was she like.

[C]

I don't remember. And we drive three blocks up and we go to this like. I don't know if it was like a sheer. I don't know what it was, but it was like a makeshift barbershop. Not. But just like a one seat. Like you can like rent the space. I don't know what it was. We just went in there. She did my shit and I was out after like three hours.

[B]

So you go to the grill spot.

[C]

Go to the girl spot.

[B]

Grill by Scotty.

[C]

They have a spot on Melrose. And like you go on Instagram. Everyone has gone there. Megan, Thee, Stallion, Cardi B. Every. All these people. I was like, okay, this is a reputable place. Go to their place on Melrose. The shop is.

[B]

Look at the. Look at the rating.

[C]

Oh, the Raven. I should have looked at a fucking rating. 3.2. 103 reviews. 3.2 is. Anyway, so I get to the store and I call the number on the Google Maps. I'm like, hey, I'm here at the address. I wanna get some grills done. But the store is closed. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a new spot. I'm gonna text you the address right now. They text me.

[B]

They always tell you, I'm gonna show you the new spot.

[C]

They text me the address it was at. And it was, like, three blocks down the way on Fairfax.

[B]

Sent me. Me at Starbucks.

[C]

And then. So I get to the. It's an apartment building. He's like, give me five minutes. I'm gonna come downstairs and get you. He comes downstairs to get me. Bring me upstairs. We're walking through this apartment complex, and we go into someone's apartment, but the apartment is set up like a storefront. So we're in there. He's like, you need to.

[B]

You would be so easy to murder. You would be the easiest kill.

[C]

And I had cash.

[B]

I'll give you a little bit of hair and a little bit of teeth.

[C]

And you're like, here I come. And I had fucking girl. And I had cash, too. They could have fucking killed me. So then they took my cats and pot. It was like $2,200. And I was getting custom grills. And he was like, okay, great. Look out for an email from us, and you'll get your order soon. And I got regular yellow gold ones, and I wanted just fangs with stones on. With diamonds on them and.

[B]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Oh, you couldn't do a little cubicle? You couldn't do a little moissanite? You had to have diamonds. Diamonds on the grill.

[C]

Diamonds on the grill.

[B]

Wow. So that it's called. Y' all poor, broke, and nasty and ugly.

[C]

Yeah, don't forget that one.

[B]

Wow. So then I would have moistenite.

[C]

So then a month later. Two months later, they said a month. Two months later, I got just the regular gold ones. And then he was like, so you got a grill? No, he was like, the diamond ones, they're gonna take a little longer.

[B]

Diamonds.

[C]

Cause you have to send them to Atlanta and get them back. I was like, sure, whatever. Yeah.

[B]

All the diamonds in America go through Atlanta.

[C]

Famous. Three months later, I hit them up. It's like, hey, so it's been three months. Just checking on my order. Nothing, nothing calling, nothing calling. A year later, I get an email. And I have the email. Hey, your order is almost ready.

[B]

Your order.

[C]

We're almost done with your order. A year later, call, text, email, nothing, nothing. Two years later, we're almost. I literally got an email a month ago. We're almost done with your order. Your order is almost ready. For pickup. What do I do?

[B]

Well, I will say a lab grown diamond takes a long time to make.

[C]

It's not. It's not lab grown. I mean, they didn't give me an option. It didn't say lab grown or you.

[B]

Don'T know if it's lab grown.

[C]

But two years to make. I mean, they told me two months.

[B]

It's more than likely a lab grown diamond. There's a. It's pretty. It's pretty much a rare. Yeah. If it's not lab grown, it's. It's conflict.

[C]

Well, they told me two years. Two months.

[B]

This is two years. The truth comes out.

[C]

We're going two years and I still have not received. I still get an email, some of my orders almost done. That's crazy. Would you come into the apartment building?

[B]

I'll take off this break.

[C]

We gonna roll up with our ninja.

[B]

Stars and I have a baseball bat and my whip.

[C]

We gotta get my shit.

[B]

No, I not gonna go with you because you go into scary scenarios with pockets full of money. You are this. Like, this is literally like. Like I know it's shade, but like I feel like if you were a kid and ice cream truck came through looking real creepy.

[C]

100%.

[B]

Don't question his ass.

[C]

I'm lying.

[B]

I'm fat ass.

[C]

I'll be in there getting ice cream. Honey, no.

[B]

I was very weary of everyone.

[C]

Not me. I trust people.

[B]

Nowadays, I trust people, but not like you trust people.

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[A]

And.

[B]

I needed more my kid and the smell never leave I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark the sweat and dance short smells like.

[C]

A dark Downey rinse Viktor stubborn odors.

[B]

In just one wash when impossible odors get stuck in I mean, I will say one time I almost got my teeth pulled in a. In an apartment building.

[C]

Why would you go to apartment? Like, what, you didn't have money for a dentist?

[B]

I have money.

[C]

So why did you go to an apartment building?

[B]

The dentist was like, meet me. Meet me here. It was like, your teeth. It was like, you're a bit.

[C]

No. Okay, can you give us some more information?

[B]

She was like, meet me here.

[C]

Where did you find his dentist?

[B]

On the Internet?

[C]

Google. Do you have any recommendations from friends or you. Just from the.

[B]

Google.

[C]

Just Googled.

[B]

Just from Google.

[C]

And was it a dental office that was advertised to you?

[B]

No, it was an apartment with a dentist chair in it. And then I sat down and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna leave.

[C]

What was the red flag? You were like, I'm.

[B]

Don't do that, Jacob.

[C]

Go ahead. I'm sorry. I saw a little bit of it. And where did. And what was the red flag? You were like, okay, I have to go.

[B]

I was like, this is an apartment building. Like, this is literally an apartment building. This is literally an apartment building.

[C]

What floor was it on?

[B]

First floor.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, that's even something. Like, they have stores and first floors.

[B]

But it was in a store. It was an apartment. I was in an apartment.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

I was in an apartment.

[C]

Got it. And then you're like, okay, I can't stay here.

[B]

I was like, I'm not doing this. This is crazy.

[C]

How many was it? The one. Was it your wisdom teeth?

[B]

My wisdom teeth?

[C]

Yeah. You want to get your wisdom teeth.

[B]

Pulled in an apartment? It was an emergency.

[C]

There were emergency doctors all over New York.

[B]

And I thought I was visiting one and I thought I was visiting one, and when you.

[C]

And when it was in a hospital, that shit. Like, my question is, why did you even go in?

[B]

I know you're not talking. I know you're not talking to pulled.

[C]

Teeth where you need anesthesia and injections and things. No.

[B]

Well, I didn't. I didn't go. First of all, I was like. I was like, maybe this building will. Maybe we're going. I remember thinking. I was like, maybe we're going through this building. Maybe it's on the other side. Maybe it's not actually this apartment building is what I was thinking.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And then I was like, oh, we're in an apartment. I was like, I'm in here. I was like, I need to make a decision. I was like, I'm. I'm not doing this. I'm leaving.

[C]

Because I remember when you got it, you got. Then you got it done at a regular place. I picked you up from your wisdom tooth extraction.

[B]

Yeah, I was awake for it too.

[C]

Were you awake? No, because. Because when I was in and out.

[B]

I remember being like. I remember being like, whoa, what's happening?

[C]

I picked you up. And they were like, he's almost. He's almost like awake.

[B]

You do not have a sly way to read the teleprompter. You are not.

[C]

It's literally on the side of it. What do you want me to do? We have to move really far to the end toward. I mean, you can literally directly.

[B]

You could wait until like, you're done talking money.

[C]

Be like, well, I see. Because also you. This is you. You're like. I mean, just something that's crazy that I need to know.

[B]

If it's crazy, I'll let you know.

[C]

Okay, well, maybe you could. Oh, well, Jacob put mlm. What the fuck is a multi level.

[B]

A multilevel marketing schem scam?

[C]

Have you ever done one? Yeah. Been a part of one?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You did Mary Kay, right?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. When I first moved to New York City, I was working.

[C]

Machine is a scam.

[B]

My vending machine is not a scam.

[C]

But you were selling. It was scam.

[B]

Explain to me in great detail how any of that was.

[C]

You said it was cocaine. It wasn't cocaine.

[B]

That's okay.

[C]

Now you're doing.

[B]

You're doing one of your great bits.

[C]

It wasn't cocaine.

[B]

I bought a vending machine. It wasn't a great business venture because it was too far. I. I lived in the Upper west side and the machine was in East New York. So I was not able to make the trip as often as I needed to. I didn't have a coexist mobile. And then also they. It was in the rent office or like the, the leasing office of this building. And to get in there, I'm taking this shit away. But they, they shut it down like at like 6 o'. Clock. And it was, it was only open like during school hours. Like, I was like, when are the kids gonna. Gonna eat chips and candy? I was like, how would they ever get a chance to come here? So I never made money and then I just ended up just. I. I just left the vending machine there. We just. We just never got it back.

[C]

Also, I just don't.

[B]

Someone somewhere has a free vending machine.

[C]

I never met someone who's been. Who's vended machine who's used vending machines often. Like the only time I find myself using a vending machine is if I'm at a hotel and for whatever reason, like they didn't have a. A little market like you said, the one that at Roscoe's. When you're at Roscoe's, the hotel they put us in, it doesn't have a thing. I haven't done Rosso's in a while. Maybe it does now, but they don't. So I would always use a vending machine. But other than that, I mean, I.

[B]

Think you have to be in a place where vending machines are there and then you would probably use it more frequently. I would say. I always use the vending machine at.

[C]

The old laguardia because they used to.

[B]

Have this one snack.

[C]

I liked it. Which is what?

[B]

Which was the. Her brand. Jalapeno cheddar poppers.

[C]

Her like the singer. H E R r. No, the singer is her.

[B]

I'm not talking about the singer.

[C]

Oh, her like her the brand.

[B]

Like, like I said, her brand.

[C]

Oh wait, when you said her because. Because I know you also liked rap. What was that thing you used to eat all the time? What this rats with the artist on it. Oh, hers.

[B]

No, I used to eat rap snacks. Cardi B's, right? Had a great. Like a. Honey. No, Cardi B's was like a.

[C]

I.

[B]

Can'T remember but Cardi B's rap snacks. The first one were a delicious barbecue. Cheddar barbecue, baby. The cheddar barbecue Cardi B Bell Khalees almost are wrap snacks. Might be top two chips of all time. No, Legit top two chips of all time.

[C]

No. What.

[B]

What's one? Okay, this is really tough for me. Top. Okay, the. I'm. I'm including tortilla and puffs as chips. Just so we're clear. So tortilla like, like tortilla chips. Like, like a tortilla puff. Like a cheeto.

[C]

A tortilla puff. You mean like a corn puff? Oh, got it.

[B]

Okay, tortilla chips and corn puffs. I'm including. These are all chips. I call them all potato chips.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So Cardi B's honey barbecue. I'm going to give it a number two and it's probably rotating with the hers brand. Jalapeno cheddar poppers or Cheetos. Jalapeno cheddar Cheetos. But a great go to if you can't find these very specific snacks is going to be a ruffle sour cream and cheddar.

[C]

No. All booty.

[B]

You never even had two of them.

[C]

I have.

[B]

You've had Cardi B's wrap snacks.

[C]

Yes. At your fucking apartment in 84 Washington.

[B]

And the herb branches you never heard of a second that you thought that you thought were for the rbc?

[C]

I thought you were because. Because I thought that's what you were saying you were talking about.

[B]

So all of a sudden you've had these chips that you never knew existed a second ago.

[C]

I don't think. No, I've never had the her ones. So the rap snacks I've had.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I think for me, number one is going to be a salt and vinegar kettle chip. A salt and vinegar that blue. When I say you mean that blue.

[B]

Bag by kettle brand.

[C]

Yeah, like the blue bag. Those are incredible. That's number one for me. And second's gonna be Doritos.

[B]

Any of the flavor blue ranch. Okay. If these are such whack options that you're giving. First of all, if you like salt and vinegar chips, you don't like salt and vinegar. You like pain, you like anguish, you like to feel a weird thing in your mouth. You like the.

[C]

You.

[B]

You like the roof of your mouth to feel like it's been scraped by a shruken.

[C]

What the is wrong with your mouth that we're not.

[B]

We're not here.

[C]

Who is. Are you burning your mouth up with salt and vinegar chips?

[B]

Salt and vinegar chips. Will your mouth your mouth up? Does anyone else have this experience? Salt and vinegar chips. Will your mouth. No one.

[C]

I think. I think you have.

[B]

You never had the spirit of salt vinegar chip.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They will your mouth.

[C]

Do you have that experience?

[B]

This is a video My boyfriend's tongue after two bags of salt and vinegar chips.

[C]

I'm not alone.

[B]

You always look like I'm by myself or something.

[C]

We've never had that experience. I think that y' all have a ph balance. A ph im.

[B]

No one.

[C]

Yeah, I think you have a ph imbalance.

[B]

That's not what. How that works.

[C]

I think that is what is.

[B]

What is a ph balance your phone and describe. Give it to me in great detail.

[C]

It's the balance of ph in your body.

[B]

What is it balancing your body. But come on, work with me here.

[C]

What is it balancing Your ph.

[B]

You don't know what a PH balance.

[C]

Is balancing your ph. I did know that. What I found out not recently, like a few years ago, that is that people with vaginas, they have to like, balance. Like it can. Like a dirty dick can up your PH balance. But we don't have that experience as people who don't have vaginas.

[B]

Yeah, PH balance is basically balancing. I think it's like acidity and basicness. Like, is it a base or is it an acid?

[C]

So you're definitely out of balance because you have a lot of basic. Yeah.

[B]

Sitting next to your ph. I'm looking at it right now in my peripheral vision.

[C]

But like imagine. Imagine if someone could up your PH balance by sucking your dick. And like when your PH bounce is up, what does that do?

[B]

I suck the dick and got gonorrhea one time. What's the way? What's the one that'll make you go crazy if you don't get it treated? Syphilis. I got syphilis from sucking a dick once.

[C]

Really? Yep.

[B]

Ain't that crazy?

[C]

Are you sure it's from 100%?

[B]

Without a shadow of a doubt. This is not even up for debate.

[C]

Did you tell him afterwards?

[B]

Yeah, he was like, yeah, I got syphilis. You got me.

[C]

Then he. So wait, he knew?

[B]

No, he was like, I got. He's like, I got tested. You're right. Yes, I have syphilis.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

All from sucking his dick. And by the way, I would look, Google, they were like. They were like. That is pretty rare to get syphilis from sucking dick. But bitch, I did, I did. Had got syphilis from sucking this guy's dick.

[C]

Whoa. Well, now there's. Do you know what I found out the other day?

[B]

What?

[C]

So doxy pepper. If y' all don't know, it's a load. I don't know what actually. I don't know how high or low the dose is. It's a dosage of docs of doxycycline you take if you are going to have sex and not pep.

[B]

Well, pep is a post exposure prophylaxis.

[C]

It's called doxy pep. Oh yeah. It's not called doxy prep. It's called doxy pep.

[B]

And it's not a post.

[C]

Prep is pre. Pep is post.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. You're taking it before it'd be a post exposure.

[C]

Yeah, you take it after they say.

[B]

You know, prep is pre. Pep is post doxy pep.

[C]

You take it after you suck a Dick. And you take it afterwards.

[B]

I thought you said before.

[C]

No, no. Oh, no, no, no. So. So doxy pep is a dose of doxycycline you take after you suck a dick and.

[B]

Or.

[C]

Or you have sex and you. Like, you didn't use protection. It covers you for syphilis. Like, 90%. Chlamydia. 90% and gone. And gonorrhea only, like, 50%, but they just rolled it out in the UK, and I'm like. And so this doctor came to my show, and I was doing. Audience. What's the word?

[B]

Answer Samples.

[C]

Crowd work. A crowd work audience. And he was like, yeah, you know, I'm from the uk. We just. We just wrote it out, like, a few months ago. And I was like, girl, y' all so late. We've been on it here in America, honey. We have. We have been on in America. We don't play. He was like, no, we were testing on you first to see if. And so they were.

[B]

I don't know what the fuck he talking about, girl. They were like, he's an insider. Like, he. Like, he works at the.

[C]

Well, we just discovered that it is not as effective against gonorrhea. And then the UK Health ministry, whatever.

[B]

You don't know who the fuck he talking about.

[C]

How you know he's some dude.

[B]

You just trusted the word of some dude who told you he's a doctor? He was. And how do you know?

[C]

Why would he come in live about that?

[B]

But how do you know, though?

[C]

How do you know he wasn't exactly.

[B]

I don't know, and neither do you. He's like, oh, we were just testing.

[C]

It out on you.

[B]

I think you did a yuck. Yuck. He tried to do a yucky.

[C]

Yucky.

[B]

You know what? This motherfucker does not know what he's talking about.

[C]

We talk about trusting people. You trustworthy of the people?

[B]

You've been scammed on your grills. You've been scammed on eight wigs. But you think my discernment isn't good? You have poor discernment.

[C]

No, I just said he was a doctor for sure.

[B]

Why should we believe that you have good discernment?

[C]

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm telling you what I know. You can believe whatever you want, but.

[B]

We know for a fact that you have bad discernment.

[C]

You do, too.

[B]

Give me. Give me an example.

[C]

Doing this podcast, it was a bad idea. It was a bad idea for me too, but here I am.

[B]

Well, Monae's had a couple of those Too. Monet. You had a couple of those, too. I was there for a few of them.

[C]

Jacob agreed.

[B]

I have.

[C]

I can list three of those.

[B]

No, you can list three of those.

[C]

Are you. Should I.

[B]

You can't believe their names.

[C]

Who is bad.

[B]

Well, obviously. Obviously.

[C]

What's the third one? Taylor.

[B]

No, Taylor is a lovely person. Me and Taylor are still friends. Taylor is an absolutely lovely person. You had a bad experience with Taylor?

[C]

No, no one's had a bad experience.

[B]

He's a lover.

[C]

Anyway, we'll talk about it off.

[B]

Someone being an ex makes them a bad.

[C]

No, I think some of the things you express during the. During the thing. Yeah.

[B]

Maybe I talk about off camera, but. He was exactly off camera.

[C]

But some of the things you expressed.

[B]

Wake it up.

[C]

I don't mind waking up.

[B]

You don't wake it up. Let me wake up yours.

[C]

I can wake up yours, too.

[B]

What about old Willie?

[C]

Willie?

[B]

Papa Willie in the wheelchair?

[C]

Robin is great.

[B]

Yeah, super great.

[C]

Robin is a great guy.

[B]

You're lovely. What about the one you with now?

[C]

He's lovely. I just got engaged, honey. Where's your ring?

[B]

Susanna, we don't need a ring to prove that we're in love. I don't need to post on Pop Crave and have people go, who is this?

[C]

All seven of y'? All? The firm.

[B]

There's not. You keep adding numbers. There's not seven of us.

[C]

There's roughly seven of you.

[B]

There's not roughly seven.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

There's four of us. And you know that.

[C]

No, it's one more. Isn't there one more?

[B]

You're making up stuff.

[C]

I can't keep track.

[B]

I will say what felt really nice of the day was when I was watching back the live stream of Blowing the Clock Tower. I felt very. What's the word? Looking for justified? Or. I felt like people saw me and they were like, monet, be steady.

[C]

Lying.

[B]

And everyone knows it, but no one ever says anything. And it felt really nice to see it in the comments. Thank you all to those who.

[C]

What was really nice about playing that game? And no one took the bait of your bullshit that. How was the bad play. Yeah, but I'm saying it was.

[B]

No one took yours.

[C]

So it was almost as. Almost as sweetest English. Almost as good as beating your ass. The last time we played Blood on Clock Tower and my team won, but you try to try to get me. Everyone was like, no.

[B]

So what happened was. So we. We have a. We do this thing called Game Night live here at Press for Studios. And we. Last time we played but on the Clock Tower was hosted by Lindsay. She, who is this really great. But on the Clock Tower, like aficionado.

[C]

And play with Justin.

[B]

Justin. I don't recall a Justin. Who's Justin?

[C]

Justin. He also is a good. Is a great storyteller. He's really good at it.

[B]

I don't think I play with Justin. I play with Alby.

[C]

And I'll be storytelling for you. Before.

[B]

Yeah, first time we did Albie storytelling.

[C]

When we played at their apartment when I was there.

[B]

I think he was. Yeah. Or maybe he was storytelling when I went to the. Anyway, whatever. Yeah, yeah, at some point I'll be storytelling. So we did. We did both on the Clock Tower here. Monet and I were both on the good side.

[C]

And Bob loves to say that I literally. Y' all can watch the tape. You do. You came at me first.

[B]

What I said was just so you guys know, for some reason, money always comes for me for no reason.

[C]

And I did not come for you for no reason. No, no, literally. That's not what you said.

[B]

But is there a history at the top of the. Can you acknowledge there's a history of Monet coming. That is not true. I think you have created. Can you let me have a conversation with my partner?

[C]

Which one? Which one?

[B]

Jacob? Have you noticed the pattern of Monet coming for me out of nowhere during these game nights? Be honest. Tell your truth.

[C]

I have.

[B]

But I have also noticed a pattern.

[C]

Of you coming at Monet.

[B]

Adam.

[C]

Nowhere as well.

[B]

I call out that Monet comes after.

[C]

Because watch the video. Literally, you said y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

I want to say this. Monet has to go. We watched it yesterday.

[B]

You came at me. That wasn't about the game. I just want you to leave.

[C]

You came at me.

[B]

But also what Monet's not saying is before the Cameroon, she got big. Once Monet found out she. What she was. Monet was like. And you're going to be my first.

[C]

Target because you made a shady comment to me.

[B]

That was before. Before I said what I said there. You were like, hey, you're going to be my first target. I am the gunslinger and you're going to be the first one.

[C]

I said that to Godoy. I said that to Kim. I said that to.

[B]

I don't take it lightly. You can threaten everyone.

[C]

Blood in the Clock Tower is a mafia style game or a trader style game. So they were trying to figure out who's evil and who's good.

[B]

You can threaten Taylor and Jacob and Godoy and everyone else. I can't do it.

[C]

To me, Taylor's a very sweet.

[B]

The most point was my mom was like, everyone here has suspicions on you, and it's going to be great and everyone's going to vote against you. And then no one voted against you.

[C]

I literally watched the tape, y'. All. I literally did not say that. I just. I said my piece.

[B]

Why?

[C]

I thought you were evil.

[B]

Let's ask the audience.

[C]

Let's ask the audience. I did not say everyone's going to.

[B]

And everyone here.

[C]

You created this narrative is not true.

[B]

Look it up. You're like a nobody at all. That was you.

[C]

You are doing.

[B]

No one voted for me.

[C]

Yes, two people did vote for you. You're talking about no one.

[B]

And I meant you and yourself. No, it was me.

[C]

I think maybe Godoy and one other person.

[B]

No, Godoy voted for you, and two people voted for you and a video of it. And I made it to the end of the game and I had to leave.

[C]

That's why I was a tribe.

[B]

No, you were forced to leave.

[C]

I had to leave.

[B]

You were forced to leave.

[C]

Do comedy, honey.

[B]

The gig. You skipped. Talk about that. Wake that up.

[C]

I did not skip that gig.

[B]

Wake that up. Wake up. You skipping gigs?

[C]

I did not skip that gig.

[B]

Why'd you skip that one gig?

[C]

Let's skip the gig.

[B]

Did you do it?

[C]

No, I did not do it.

[B]

Wake it up.

[C]

I explained to the promoter what happened.

[B]

Clear it up to them. They don't know what's going on. Clare it up. Clare it up.

[C]

Shut the fuck up. This is why I need to have a shuriken on hand. I was shurrukin you, right?

[B]

They wanna know. Clear it up.

[C]

No, I would ninja star. You write down, then I'll tell you.

[B]

Something won't happen. The other day, we were sitting down, and then Monet was like, either leaving here on the phone or something.

[C]

We're on the phone.

[B]

And then Monet goes, oh, my God, I just got a text from the promoter for this comedy show.

[C]

He's already fucking up the story.

[B]

Well, then tell the story, bitch.

[C]

No, it's my story to tell.

[B]

How does that make sense, what you just said?

[C]

Because I don't want to tell my story. I don't want you to tell my story.

[B]

I'm telling the story and y' all can get what I remember. So then Monet, someone text Monet from the gig.

[C]

It was like, see you soon.

[B]

And Monet was like, see you soon.

[C]

I was like, oh, shit.

[B]

And I was like, Mane's like, money's supposed to be on the Way to this gig. Monay's at home, snuggled up the room, 13 degrees.

[C]

But I wasn't at home. I was at the. I was at the supermarket.

[B]

Tell the story so I don't have to keep jumping in. Tell the story.

[C]

I don't remember the rest of the details.

[B]

Anyway, so Monet's not there? Monet's at the supermarket shopping for her. Her chicken tender. She'd be making her little air fried chicken tenders.

[C]

Oh, my God, they're so good.

[B]

I gotta make you some.

[C]

I also started making chicken protein ch. Chips. Okay.

[B]

Can I just say that chicken protein is crazy?

[C]

Yeah. Okay, true, Fair. What it is. I get a pound of ground chicken, and then you season whatever you want. Swelled pepper, a little red pepper.

[B]

This makes more sense. Okay. Cause chicken protein tenders is what's crazy. It's like you're making chips out of chicken. Yes, that makes more sense.

[C]

So then you get the pound of ground beef. You put your seasonings in, whatever.

[B]

That's not a real Jamaican. A pomegranate beef.

[C]

You don't sound Jamaican though.

[B]

Then you get a ponti. Ground beef.

[C]

I'm like, are you Irish? No.

[B]

You're gonna get a pangrown beef.

[C]

That's not it either.

[B]

Well, that's how you sound it, so.

[C]

So I don't sound Jamaican then. Do what I sound like. Whatever you sound like. Anyway, so you get the ground beef, you season it.

[B]

How much? About how much weight would it be?

[C]

One pound.

[B]

One pound of ground beef.

[C]

And then you put it on something flat. I have a bacon tray that we put it on and you roll it out very thin and you bake it for two hours. But what I found out was two hours is not enough. So after I took it out, I had to break them apart, put them in the air fryer for 10 minutes. Mm, crispy, delicious, all processed. Cause you know I love a chip. And then you eat that. It's for sure I love chips. So are you the only fucking person that liked chips?

[B]

I liked chips before you did.

[C]

Shut the fuck up.

[B]

I was the chip queen.

[C]

Get the fuck out of your own chip.

[B]

If you never came to my house with chips, I would have chips. Send out your chips.

[C]

I'm not engaging.

[B]

I go to your house. You don't even have snacks at your home.

[C]

No, I don't. No snacks for you. We're jack. Jacob is satiated when it comes to my house. Jacob. Jacob has drunk up.

[B]

He eats.

[C]

He have booze. Yeah. Jacob is taken care of. You're not.

[B]

I come when I'm home. There's literally no snacks.

[C]

Well, first of all, you come into someone's house and you are a rambunctious, ridiculous force of a person.

[B]

You told me I came looking for snacks. You said, my home is your home. You can go to the fridge. So I took it.

[C]

Wasn't every time. It was just one time. No.

[B]

You said when you come at home, you know you're always welcome.

[C]

Just the one time.

[B]

That's not true.

[C]

Let's clear it up right now. It's the one time. Don't ever come a motherfucker.

[B]

But I'm gonna be going through ramp. Just so you know, every time I walk through your front door, I'm going straight to the cabinets. I went straight to the fridge.

[C]

Every time I come here, I shop. I leave here with shit.

[B]

Yeah, we know. I see your little fat ass pocket stuff.

[C]

I sure do.

[B]

Working out with your hip pads on.

[C]

I sure do. Red Bulls. Sugar free Red Bulls.

[B]

When I go over to your place, I shop, too. Shop for what? Yeah, a little Rice Krispies, snacks, M&M's. I might leave with a camera next time.

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Take them.

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I'll take your whole desk. I'll take the whole couch out.

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I will destroy this. I will start taking ceiling fans.

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Do it.

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You don't got no ceiling fans. I'm gonna get one.

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Do it.

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I'm gonna start shopping in this motherfucker.

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Do it. I will. Then rock it.

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Every time I come and take a little something, Then rock it. The amount of USB Cs I got from this motherfucker.

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Then rock it.

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You'll never find it.

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You keep threatening, but you haven't done it. Then rock it.

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I've done them. Rock it. You don't even know they're gone. That wig I had the other day at the studio, you're like, is this my wig? Yeah, it's yours. And I took it. Okay. What you gonna do?

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Let's just say what you gonna do. Two can play that game.

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Game.

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Now let's talk about.

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Do you know Lacy Mosley, the scam goddess?

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No.

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I know no Lacy Mosley. She's a popular podcaster. She had the podcast Scam God. As it got really big, she had a. So a show on Prime Video. Amazon bought it and she made like a whole series of it, and I did her. I thought you did her podcast once. No.

[B]

Maybe.

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Anyway, her whole thing is about. She finds, like, iconic scams, like Florence Foster Jenkins. I guess that's not really a scam. That's not a scam. That's an icon. It's kind of scammy. You didn't do her podcast?

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I don't think so.

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Work. Yeah, so I did her podcast. This was like a few years ago. And was she on your episode of my show of Slumber Party?

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Maybe.

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That's what I'm thinking about.

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Anyway.

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And I just love the fact that Netflix took her show. They bought it and they gave her a series. It's really lovely.

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Is it a scripted show?

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No, it's like the premise is that she goes to different towns, the scams have happened, and interview people there about the scams. But like a funny. It's funny.

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You ever scammed anyone?

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I scammed you beside your fans. What? I scammed trade before for sure. How? Like.

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Do you think it was?

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Go ahead. No, go ahead, ask me.

[B]

Do you think it was a scam? The. The thing that happened at that. When the guy confronted you at the party.

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What?

[B]

When he went to meet and greet, he never got his pictures. And then he asked for his money back. What?

[C]

I don't remember this.

[B]

So we were at a Christmas party. We're at Simone's Christmas party, and the guy came up to me and he goes, bob, I love you. I said, thank you so much. And he goes, I have to tell you, you. We. We've had. If you're new here. I said. He said, I don't. You know that I have a bone to pick with Monet. And I said, I don't work for Monet. I'm not Monet's hr. He goes, I just want to tell you, I went to her meet and greet at dragcon and I never got my picture. And then I said, let's go. Let's go wake it up. So we went over to Monet, we woke it up, and then I advocated for him. And he never got. He never got his picture, his money. Well, I wonder what happened.

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I didn't give him money.

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I know. I said, you should. I told him that you should have given him money.

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Well, you don't get to decide the restitution because he didn't pay me money.

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I was speaking on his.

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So to get pictures with a dragon, you have to purchase at least 50 of things. So you purchase this $50 of things. So he got things. He got probably a sticker, a poster, a T shirt, the picture. So everyone has got their pictures, but he didn't. I don't know where his pictures are at. Instead, that was.

[B]

Instead of finding. Instead of finding ways to justify. You could reach. You could let Your fans know that you are a person.

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Limitation is done.

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What I'm saying is instead of justifying your behavior and the scams that your company, you could look into the camera and talk to your fans about how they will know in the future this will never happen again.

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You know what? You're right. It won't happen again. Cause I'm never doing DragCon again.

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What about you'll do a meet and greet again?

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Yeah. And every meet and greet people have done.

[B]

This is a PR nightmare.

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It is a PR nightmare.

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You have an opportunity to assure your fans that every single person who ever comes to a meet and greet with you going forward from this moment will guarantee to get their things. And if they don't, you will work to make it right. You have an opportunity right now.

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You know everyone who has come to meet and greet with me before is why it's this one gentleman who gone to pictures. I don't know what he did to do that, but I think if he hits up info monetaxchange.com maybe we can solve his problem for him.

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See.

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And how. How do. How do you think you can help him?

[B]

Your fans?

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No, him specifically. This gentleman.

[B]

Well, I advocated for him at the party, I walked him over to you, I introduced him to you specifically and then I.

[C]

Well, I met him before you.

[B]

Well, I spoke on his behalf, but.

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I met him before.

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Oh God, stop playing with that. The is wrong with you. But. But I was wondering the fact that a lot of your fans do feel.

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What is this?

[B]

It's about how a lot of your fans seeing if there are negative meeting, great reviews, a lot of your fans feel scammed by you at the meet and greet.

[C]

I mean they should be.

[B]

Why. But wait.

[C]

Scammed by me?

[B]

You? No.

[C]

Scammed by. How to scam by me?

[B]

I don't have. I don't. I don't have. There is not a single bad meet and greet review of me on the Internet anywhere.

[C]

People. People have said that you have. That you are mean.

[B]

Never.

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You're and you're not. You don't smile.

[B]

Never. You never.

[C]

I don't smile.

[B]

But you never heard that. You have. You have. You. You can scour the Internet.

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Scour.

[B]

There will be nothing about my etiquette.

[C]

Well, I'm telling you my personal experiences that you're mean.

[B]

I am mean.

[C]

You're conniving to you and you're a to you and you're a to you. That's my experience. But what about my experience is valid?

[B]

What about the fans?

[C]

My experience is Valid.

[B]

What about the fans, though?

[C]

Not a fan of you, But I.

[B]

Pay you for those experiences.

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I'm a fan of you.

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I pay you.

[C]

I'm a fan of you.

[B]

And remember that next time you go dip your toe in your pool, remember who paid for it.

[C]

I'm a fan of you. How you gonna figure, how you gonna, how you gonna make sure that I have a good experience with you?

[B]

What does it say?

[C]

Oh, no, no, sorry.

[B]

Bob is not excited to meet you. So deal. I said, if you meet a person from TV in person whose work you admire, and they don't seem excited to meet you, trying to understand that those people aren't excited to meet you, you can't expect them to be as happy in that moment as you are. This is specifically referring to people that you run into on the streets. They'd be like, why aren't you smiling? What did the comments say?

[C]

Oh, I mean, this is on Twitter or Reddit.

[B]

Yeah, wherever you are, it's fine. This is Reddit. This is fine. Not excited to meet me? Ms. Teenty Tinty from Atlanta, Georgia.

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Okay.

[B]

That's the most popular.

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I mean, I, I, you asked.

[B]

I was, I, I wasn't, I wasn't like, oh, that's the best you, that's the best you could come up with in terms of comments? No, I was acknowledging the, the thing, but as a, as, As a fan, as you, with you being a fan of mine. What I've done is I've employed you. I have, I've given you ample opportunities. I've given you wigs, I've given you tutelage. I've given you, my God, I've given you knowledge.

[C]

Ditto.

[B]

But all the stuff that I've given you is more valuable than what you gave me, though.

[C]

No, I'm giving you so much. I mean, I tried to give you the help with some things, but you don't always receive it.

[B]

Like what?

[C]

You know, we don't have to hash.

[B]

It out here, but then where, Then where do we hash it out?

[C]

I think we should do in private. What about when Bob tried to give you help with plants and you didn't receive it?

[B]

What about when I told you you.

[C]

Don'T have a green thumb better than.

[B]

Yours put your plants in their tight ass shorts. You got a brown thumb with your plants in their tight ass shorts. In fact, let's go to your house right now and clare it up. Let's do it so I can rescue 911. These plants.

[C]

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