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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
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And I'm Monet X Change.
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And this is Sibling rivalry. On today's episode, we find out what made Monet say this.
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Man, these motherfucking niggas stay trying to scare me. And we find out what made Von.
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What, are you gonna rat me out? The statutes of limitations are already up, mom.
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Hello, hello, hello. RuPaul are into the workroom.
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This is. You do. Oh, Is this your RuPaul emoji?
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No, that's my Monat emoji. Is that. You said hello, hello, hello.
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So I could see this being very, very RuPaul though.
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You think? What?
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I mean, I could. This. I mean, this could be. If you had some freckles, this would be a RuPaul Memoji.
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Yeah, but it doesn't have freckles. Oh, there she goes.
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You know that feeling when you have a Snapchat filter on and the filter
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goes off and you're like, whoop, girl, I've been there plenty of times.
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And you'd be like, I guess that is how I look. Is there something about. I mean, maybe we're getting into the topic too soon, but is there something about filters that, like, make you not like the way you look anymore?
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No, I think I still like. I still like how I look. I just. Filters is fun and it kind of just like a sign of the times. I feel. I feel like filters are gonna go away and people are gonna want to look like what the camera is actually like. Stuff like that comes and goes all the time. It's just trends.
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I also feel like in terms of pictures, we look better in videos than we do in pictures. Like a picture that's untouched. Like a picture is just like not forgiving.
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Yeah. Picture. But also drag is just so different. Like drag is just. You are literally having like dark smudges on your cheeks. You have like dark lines on your nose. So drag is just not conducive to like still photos without retouching.
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I mean, we may have gotten into the topic too soon. So let's just backtrack for a second and talk about the. Well, I mean we normally talk. We normally catch up and say, hey girl, hey, before we get to the topic.
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Well, that's not the topic. I mean social media, I mean that's as part of social media. But I mean, I don't think filters. I don't think we're. I wasn't meaning to talk about filters, but you know.
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Well, I just want to catch up with you for a little bit before we go into our topic.
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But that's what you want to do. What about what I want to do?
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If you don't want to catch up, you don't have to tell me anything about yourself. Let me tell you about myself then. How about that?
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Okay, shoot. What happened to you?
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Well, I moved to Los Angeles.
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Uh huh.
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I went to a drive in movie.
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What movie was it?
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It was Bad Hair.
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The Chris Rock movie?
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No, you're thinking Good Hair.
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Good Hair, Yeah.
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Which is a very old movie and it's certainly not in theaters.
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But Drive Thrus are doing old movies. That's kind of like. That's been like the thing. Drive Thrus are doing like older movies. They're not necessarily doing new blockbuster hits.
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I don't know if what you're saying is particularly true. Every drive thru I've heard is true. We saw every drive through movie I've ever saw. We saw a current movie, so like the first, this one we saw Good Hair, which is a movie featuring Vanessa Williams and Bad Hair or Good Hair.
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Which one is it?
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Bad Hair.
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You just said good Hair.
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You caught me. Hands up. Don't shoot.
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Jay Farrell trivializing the black struggle. Sounds just about white.
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I'm really close to black people, so I feel like, you know, it's fine. Some of my best friends. My mom was black, actually. I didn't know.
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Is she?
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Yeah, my mom is black, My dad's black, my brother's black.
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No, you are a liar. Shut up.
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Anyway, so it was, you know this movie. Vanessa Williams, Jay Pharoah, Laverne Cox is in this movie.
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Oh, it's like the hair that's like eating people. It's like an evil. It's a haunted weave, right?
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Yeah.
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Like, we saw the commercial for this together at your home.
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Yeah, it's a haunted weave that goes around, like, drinking blood. And this girl. It's good. Nicole Byer was really great in it. She wasn't in it for long, but Nicole Byer was in it, and I was like, bitch, you better be in everything. She stay in something.
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Yeah. Nicole Byer is the new Dex and everything girl. If you don't know who Dex is, Dex is the heavyset dude. He's in a lot of dancing videos. I mean, he was in the Rihanna Fenty video. He was in Eureka's watch off a big girl video. He's in Bob's yet another dig.
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Most importantly, he was in yet another dig.
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You know what? You're right. He probably has that at the top of his resume. I was in Bob the Drag Queen's yet another dig. Make sure you hire me.
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Prob. Probably how you think you got to Fenty, right?
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Listen, I agree.
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Stick your tongue out in this emoji is so funny to me.
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I'm sticking my tongue on right now.
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No, you're not.
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If I am. Also, you have a very fat tongue. That's why it registers so quickly. Before bitch, you think about putting your tongue out your emojis, like.
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Also, I want to tell everyone. Okay. Everyone's wondering why we have emojis. I'm gonna. No, I'm not gonna tell you. Maybe I will tell you why. Make sure Mitch cuts out anytime. The emoji glitch. I'm having a moment. I'm. I'm very stressed out. My face is going bananas right now, so I'm having issues with my face, so I am stressed beyond belief. I've moved across the country, across the
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Atlantic Sea, and I'm going. You're going?
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Oh, wait. Oh, you are going. You're going across the Atlantic Sea pretty soon.
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Yes, but this is about you. Continue.
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I want to talk about your. Like, what are you going to do? Where are you going to live in London?
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I'm living in a flat right in Covent Garden.
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Oh, Covent Garden.
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And I'm living in, like, London city center proper. I'm very excited.
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You're gonna be very close to my friend Tamar.
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Oh, Tamar lives in Covent Garden.
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Very close. Very, very close.
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I should hit tamer up. Tamar was when I met him for dragcon.
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He's absolutely lovely. Really beautiful. Just. I mean, super stylish. Like, he's. He's amazing. He's everything. But anyway, I feel like far Off I do. Adjusting to living in LA has been interesting because, like, I. I don't know,
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if you refuse to get a car.
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I don't refuse to get a car. I have to get a driver's license first.
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Oh, yeah. That's why I had the driver's license. I forgot.
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I haven't had a driver's license for years, so I'm still in the process of trying to get my driver's license.
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Do you think you're gonna be a good driver?
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I already am a good driver. I'm not going to be learning how to drive. I'm gonna be getting a driver's license.
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So you're assuming that you were a good driver when you had a license.
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I was a good driver. I got a great score on my driving test.
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That doesn't mean you're a good driver. I got a great. Naomi got a grade score on her driving test. According to you, she's the worst driver
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you ever drew it. When did Naomi ever tell you about her driving test?
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Huh?
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If I call Naomi right now, she'll confirm that she got a grade score? Yes, but no. I got a great score on my driving test and I have a pretty clean driving record.
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Was pretty clean.
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I got into one accident.
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Oh, I've never got into an accident. Not even once. Okay. Was it your fault or their fault?
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Well, you know, being in an accident doesn't mean that it's your fault.
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I'm asking you, was it your fault or was it their fault?
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It was their fault. I got t boned.
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You got t boned on the side. But what were you. Were you making a right hand turn? They ran into you? How did this. How did this. How did this accident happen?
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I was pulling out of the street that I lived on. What are you, a fucking cop? What are you.
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Were you parallel parked or were you reversing?
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Who gets t boned while parallel parking? I mean, if so.
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No, no. You said also your car could be parked, someone could run into you, that's one thing. But you say you were pulling out. So you were pulling out of your parking spot, like reversing.
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No, not. I was pulling onto the street. I was pulling onto the street and then the cars were like. You know what happened when the cars, like, stop to give the area leeway? And I was there and then I was pulling out and then the lady was like, oh, the path is clear. And then I turned and then she hit me.
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This sound like your fault, but we're going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Continue Anyway, I didn't have to pay.
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I didn't have to pay any tickets or anything. I was completely on my entire. My driving record is actually literally squeaky clean. I have no tickets, no infractions, no moving infractions. I don't have a parking ticket. Unlike you, queen of parking tickets.
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Do you remember that time when you stole my car?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's funny work. Remember that time when you broke the law and drove my car without a license?
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No, I had a license at the time. At the time, I did have a license.
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No, you did not have a Bob. I literally was screaming. You was like. And you were like, monet, it's fine. I just went down the block, and I was like, that's not how that works.
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Well, it was fine. I did go down the block. And what, are you gonna rat me out? The statutes of limitations are already up, Mom.
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You don't know that.
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Yeah, it's seven years.
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That was not seven years ago. That was not in 2013, at least.
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Are you gonna rap me out? You gonna call me? A call?
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I will absolutely rap you. I will call my brother. He gonna get that ass together.
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You heard?
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Right?
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Now Monet thinks that all cops are glorious. If she's gonna rap me out to the cops, Monet's gonna report a black man to the cops in 2020. Wow.
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I don't know what you're looking at. I'm looking at a beautiful black lady, and I'm talking about the one in the blue sweater. Look at how pretty she is.
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You're so ridiculous. All right. Oh, my God. I realize now at this moment, that we don't have Jacob to tell us to wrap it up. So I'm gonna go ahead and wrap it up, and then we'll. We'll be right back.
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Well, to be fair, Jacob been trying to tell you to wrap it up, but you be trying to beat raw dogging.
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Oh, my God. We'll be right back. All right, Monet. I can't believe we're like. I feel like. I can't believe, like, have we never in, like, all of our episodes, have we never done an episode about social media?
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We've done stuff about, like, influencers and stuff like that.
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What have we said about influencers?
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We talked about James Charles and how he was fake crying.
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Oh, you mean, like, specific influencers?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Why do you keep saying influencers?
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And we said we thought we did the whole Jeffree star thing. We did, like, about, like. We didn't want to buy influencers.
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We can't just why do you keep saying influencers?
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I'm not influencers.
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No, it's influencers.
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No, you're literally changing it to make it so right. Literally. Literally. You literally almost choked trying to say influencers. You literally almost choked on your words.
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No, you're saying influencer. You're saying influencers.
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I say influencers.
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The word is influence, not influence.
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Bob, you do not say influence. You do not.
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Bob.
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I said influence.
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I say. Well, a lot of my influences were not my influences. Wait, wait.
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Influencers.
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I can't tell. Okay, we need to stop. When I think of the word influence, I say influence, not influence.
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Influence. My accent is on N. Influencers.
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What accent are you perpetuating? Who speaks this way?
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Me. That's how I say the word. Influencers.
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But you're. But that's not how you pronounce influencers.
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That is not true. That is not true. That is how you pronounce it. Influencers.
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Mitch, am I crazy? Yeah, like, my head is. Jacob has sent us a pronunciation of influencer. Here we go. You ready? Influencer.
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Thank you.
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No, Monet, you're saying thank you without Listen.
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I heard it.
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Influencer.
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Influencer. The accent is on in.
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Listen. Influencer.
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The accent is on in. That's what I've been saying. Influencer. Are you drunk?
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No, you're saying influencer.
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Are you drunk? I think this memoji has you fucked up.
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No, I'm saying. Okay, let me. Stop. Everyone stop.
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You're saying influencers.
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Okay, say the word without the er. Say the verb.
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Influence.
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Say it again.
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Influence.
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And I say influence.
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No, it's not influence. The accent is. You're saying it wrong, bitch. Accent is not on flu.
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I'm so upside down. I don't even know.
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Bitch, you are upside down. You are on Stranger Things, Season 4. You are in the upside down. Mama. Mitch, you're of the influence.
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Wait, some of my biggest. Who are some of your biggest influences? Not. Who are some of your biggest influences?
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No, but you're saying. You're accenting flu. You're saying, who are some of your biggest influences? No one says that. No, no, no.
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I'm saying, who are some of your biggest.
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Bitch, you about to Influence out this goddamn window. I can't. I can't do this anymore.
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Okay? We're gonna move on. I'm gonna say this real quick. So some of my biggest influences.
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Thank you.
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Influence. Some of my biggest. Okay, you know what?
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Are you gonna admit that I was right and that you were a ridiculous divorce?
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I don't remember who. I don't Know my name, I'm sure.
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Conveniently, I don't know my.
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I don't know who you are. What I am. Emojis popping off.
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Monet told me to shut my fat ass mouth. What did you do?
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I shut my fat ass. This is ridiculous.
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I can't even do well. The reason why we are doing emojis today is because we're doing our topic today, social media. And we thought that this would be a cute little fun little bibbidi bop to do for our social media episode.
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So I feel like. Have you watched the social media dilemma yet?
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Say it again.
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Have you watched the social media dilemma?
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No. Is this a Netflix movie?
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It's not. It is a Netflix movie. It is a documentary with a really weird kind of. I mean, beside the point. It's got a very strange narrative tied to it with this kid who's been influenced by an extreme political group, but they don't want to come off as leftist or rightist, so they call the group the extreme center. And then this kid ends up getting radicalized. But by getting radicalized, they just mean he goes to a rally and gets arrested. Like, they make it seem like he's gonna be a school shooter, but he ends up going to a rally and then he gets arrested. And his sister's like, don't go to that extreme center rally. And then he gets down there and they both get arrested and they're looking into each other's Caucasian eyes, being like, this isn't supposed to happen to people like us, bitch.
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Your emoji is fully a black Asian woman. Your eyes. What do you mean? You're the only cat eye, bitch.
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This is how I draw my eyes. In drag.
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Sorry, go ahead. So he just gets arrested and they're like, he is a radical. He is crazy, girl.
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But that's not the point. It's actually a documentary with this weird little acting scenes thrown into it. The point of it is it talks about how social media has affected people. It has increased the suicide rate in children and teens. It has like. And it talks about how attention is actually the most plentiful resource and valuable resource on the planet.
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I agree with that. I mean, that's. I mean, that's when you, like, boil it down and you reduce it to its simplest form. Social media is about narcissism and attention.
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Is it narcissism, though?
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It is posting your selfies and your pictures online for other people to like and give you instant gratification that you look good or that it's fierce or you turn that photo shoot out or that performance is fierce. There's. That is rooted in narcissism. And I don't think on narcissism. God, none of you. Narcissism, Narcissism.
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See, it gets hard. You get confused.
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I think that all of that is rooted in narcissism and I don't think all narcissism is bad.
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Let's read the definition. You know me, I love to get rip out a definition if we're going to talk about something. Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance. And one's physical appearance. So I mean is thinking that you're pretty, does that make you a narcissist? Or does it give you. Or does that mean you have high self esteem?
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I think that. I think that there's a bit of narcissism in it, but I don't think that narcissism is necessarily bad. Like Dionysus was not an evil Greek God, but he.
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Oh, somebody went to a prestigious college, busted up the Greek mythology over here.
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But Dionysus overindulged in his narcissism.
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But when Icarus flew too close to
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the sun, which made him. Which made him flawed and a bad guy.
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But what about Achilles Hill?
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Oh my God. Yeah. So I think that we all have a bit of narcissism in us. I mean and again, I don't think it's bad. I think work
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and it also another thing in it. Like let me tell you something I realized recently. Have you ever gone live on TikTok?
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Gone? No, I've never gone live on TikTok. No.
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Okay, just yesterday I just randomly was like, let me go live on TikTok. Just. I've never gone live on TikTok. Let me just see what's poppin. We're going live on TikTok. And I was on there and I had like 200 people. I don't have as big a following on TikTok as I do on Instagram. So I have like. I think I have a. Let me. Actually I can check. I don't have to guess because I have all of my.
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Can I guess? Can I guess? Can I guess? Can I guess?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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210K 299.7.
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So I have almost 300,000. I'm 300 away from 300,000. And so when I was live, I started seeing these emojis popping up on my screen like little emojis. And I was like, what are these little emojis? Monet. They were Giving me money, really, in the live. And I said, what is this? And everyone's like, girl, this is money. And I was like, well, you guys are giving me money right now. And they're like, yeah, we're giving you money. And they started giving me all this money. I kept being like, what's going on? I don't even know what's going on. When it was all said and done, I made $45.
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Wow.
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Going live. And I also joined the TikTok. Have you joined the TikTok Creator Fund yet?
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No, I've never. I've not joined it.
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So I've joined the TikTok Creator Fund and I'm making. I made some money. It's not like Bookus and Bukus of money, but what I'm looking at is certainly enough money to buy myself food for a week or two. And I mean, actually, is it. Is it tacky if I share how much I've made on TikTok Creator Fund, or is it interesting?
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I think it's interesting. I think. I think that people who aren't. Who don't have a blue check mark and people who don't know what that all means, I think. I mean, I think they'll be curious about it.
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Okay, well, since October 2nd, I have made $139.51 on TikTok.
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Wow. And that's just creating little videos.
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And it's just me doing stuff that I was, by the way, already doing. I was doing this stuff anyway. I was already making videos, and then I started thinking to myself, is Instagram, like, should they be paying us?
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Oh, Instagram absolutely should be paying us
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because YouTube pays us and Instagram and TikTok pays us.
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But Facebook pays Instagram.
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Facebook does pay. You have to sign up for the program, but you can't get paid through Facebook if you have a pro account. But so far, Instagram and TikTok are the two that are like, nah, we good.
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Well, Instagram and Facebook are run by the same people.
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But you get paid from Facebook. Facebook pays you. Instagram does not. Twitter does not pay. Twitter and Instagram are the two big ones. I think the big ones are Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter. Those are the big ones. And Triller and Triller. Yes, Monet. I mean, Triller paid me.
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Triller, Ambassador, Shade and Triller.
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I did not. Shade, Triller. Triller paid me. But. But I'm saying, like, out of the five big ones, two of them don't pay you. And I'm like, I think that Instagram should be paying us, I think.
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Well, I mean, Instagram, honey. But I think that. I think there is.
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I'm not talking about getting paid for doing Instagram from other stuff. I've been paid to do Instagram from other stuff, but Instagram has not paid me.
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I'm sure there are ways. I am sure there are ways to get paid to get. To monetize your.
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No, you cannot monetize your. You cannot monetize your Instagram.
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Have you checked? Have you tried.
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Yes, you cannot monetize your Instagram. Like, that's. That's. You can make money from Instagram by doing. Like I've been paid to do. I have been paid to post on Instagram by third parties, but I have not had Instagram itself pay me.
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Has. What did vine pay people? You used the vine back in the day.
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No, vine did not pay people. Vine was. Vine was.
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I don't think vine was, like, the first of their kind.
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And from what I. And from. And Also, I mean, TikTok probably pays some. Like, I'm sure that when TikTok makes an ad, it probably pays those people that are in the ads, and I'm sure that when Twitter makes an ad, but as far as I know, you have to pay, like, if you want to promote something on Instagram, you pay for that.
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Well, you know, you know, what's his name? Jason Derulo, he gets paid, like, $75,000 per TikTok post. But to be fair, each one of his gets, like, millions and millions of views.
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Well, that's also probably not from the TikTok Creator Fund, but being an ambassador for TikTok.
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Yeah, he's. He's an ambassador, but I'm saying TikTok is paying him. But also, if. If you. With your 250,000, 300,000 followers, Jason Derulo, who has, I'm sure, upwards of 10 million followers, and you made $139 from October 2nd. Imagine what he's making.
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I mean, let's see how many followers Mr. Derulo has.
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And he gets, I mean, millions of views per post. It's probably what that money is, probably is, is how many views are getting per post.
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Jason Derulo. Do you listen to his music?
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Girl? The only song I know about Jason Derulo is the song that says Jason Derulo. And I don't even think that's his song.
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That's literally all of his songs. I'm not being funny, Monet. His whole thing is he says his name in all of his songs. He goes, jason Derulo.
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See, I didn't even know that he
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has 38 million followers and most of his videos. Let's see. 1 million. 1.4 million. 4.7 million. 10.3 million. 3.1 million. 49.5 million. 10 million. Yeah, he's getting a lot of views on this stuff. I mean, but I'm sure that he's getting paid again as an ambassador, not as a TikTok.
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He's probably getting both. He's probably getting ambassador and creator fund
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and he's probably got fucking stock in the company and fucking, you know, gets to make out with the owner of TikTok. Obviously, he's nailing it. Like he's got it all figured out. Like he's.
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Which social media platform do you find yourself using the most? I think it's for you. I think it's a tie between Instagram and Twitter for you.
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Well, okay. It's two things. One, I use it actually. It's an ebb and flow. It like, goes up and down with different ones. I have been TikTok crazy lately. I don't know what I'm going through, but I've been using a lot of TikTok lately. Because you know what?
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It's because you think you young, but you old as hell.
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That is not what it is. I just. I don't know why. I've just been. I've been enjoy. I think that the sense of humor over on TikTok is really funny to me. I like the way that people on TikTok kind of like, I don't know, the vibe of TikTok is just funny. And it seems like Instagram is just much more professional. Instagram is like, look at us, we're Instagrammers.
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Like, we now with reels. Reels is kind of bringing that down a little bit.
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Yeah.
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You are blocking my filter, bitch. Get out the camera.
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I have not used reels yet.
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You did, but. Have I. You're a shoe transformation girl.
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Oh, yeah. I guess I did post one reel. How many? No, I posted on TikTok.
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You did it on Instagram too? I'm pretty sure I was.
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No, I didn't post it on the Right to my. I posted it right to my wall because the reels can only be 15 seconds.
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Do you consider Reddit social media? Yeah.
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I mean, it is a bit of a social community. Yeah, for sure. I mean, I use Reddit. I check Reddit probably four times a day. Reddit is a great source for entertainment, for news, for fun.
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I maybe look at Reddit maybe once a week.
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Well, you have to.
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Because Reddit is not easy to navigate. The platform is not easy navigable.
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No, no, no, it is. You have to. It's like an old school forum. It's not quite like. It's not like Facebook or TikTok.
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It's like an old school. They need to evolve with the times.
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What you do is you have to find a community that tickles you. There's probably an entire sphynx cat community that you would log into on fucking Reddit and live your dreams. They'll be like, this is how I watch my cat. These are all the celebrity cats that we have on our page. And this is. So there's like a. There is a subreddit. There's probably 18 subreddits. There's probably one for kids who went to who Kids who are from Bed Stuy Bensonhurst.
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From Bed Stuy Bensonhurst. Except the white motherfuckers that moved in there. I bet you. I bet you one thing. The niggas I went to school with ain't on Reddit sub community. I will. I will bet you my last dollar in my heart.
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There are black communities on a Reddit.
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I know, but I know the niggas from Marine Park Junior High School school are not in no Reddit subgroup.
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You don't think it's no. On Reddit?
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I. I'm friends with two of them on Facebook and dumb are not on the Reddit. So one my friend, I'm not gonna say her name, but her, but her last. I want. I want to go on Facebook. I don't want to fuck up our thing. Her last Facebook post was, man, these motherfucking niggas stay trying to scare me. I'll show you Belle, motherfucker. I'll show you. Or something to that effect. I was like, what?
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So are you gonna visit her in prison or what? Like, who the fuck are you hanging out?
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I went to school with some very, very hood people, but honestly, I wouldn't trade up the world.
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I mean, I've been to school with hooded people too, but I just feel like they're probably on Reddit.
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You used to be a very book Facebooker, but when you got up on Drag Race and got all uppity and stuff, you stopped using Facebook. Used to be a Facebook car at the House down booth.
B
I feel like we had a whole conversation about you calling me uppity. I feel like we had an episode about you calling me uppity. But I guess you're really leaning. Leaning into it, huh?
A
Bitch, you about to lean your fucking Emoji off your face. What you about to do?
B
No, Yeah, I was an avid Facebooker, but then, I don't know, I just. I kind of like go, come and go with different social media platforms and I use them. Like right now I'm using Instagram just a little bit less, even though I have a really big following on Instagram. But then also during quarantine, I. I started Facebooking a lot because I started using my professional page and we were doing Bob the Live Queen on Facebook once a week. And I was really in my Facebook page growing and getting a lot of followers. I'm also back on YouTube. You and I are both back on YouTube. I've noticed that once I started YouTubing, you started YouTubing.
A
Well, you already know why we both started YouTubing. So don't act brand new for the camera. If you want me to spoil it for the viewers, I will. So don't act brand new. Do you see my emoji looking you up and down? Nobody's talking about look me up and down.
B
Do it to me. Oh, no, you're not doing it. Mine is doing it.
A
Isn't mine doing it?
B
Yeah, it's doing it. That's okay.
A
I'm not talking about your personal Facebook with all the New Yorkers that made you popular and the ones who made your fucking career. That's what I'm talking about.
B
You are so messy. You are get to get.
A
Gets on tv. Gets famous. Forgets the people who used to come to Barracuda every Monday, who would come to Industry every Tuesday, who come to the Monster every Sunday. You forget about. Look. Look at Jeremy back there. Jeremy is upset. He is angry.
B
I have to process myself. So. Because Monet, you are such a little shit stirring as. Tell Jeremy to shut the hell up. We have been. You are such a shit stirring little ass ho. That is like, I was watching this video of these little siblings and like, it was this, like, little. It was like this little sister who was like, bullying her older brother. And I was like, this is literally. This is literally me and Monet and she was. They were in trouble. And she was explaining to her mom and she was like. And I was. I was. I was minding my business, right? But then he came in here and he listen. And he was like. And I was like. And he was like, wait, mama, please don't get the flip flop. It did. It did. It did. And I was like, oh, my God. That is literally me and this little hoe.
A
Wait, I hear a crackle in my Kitchen. And I feel like Colleen jumped on my camera and she cooked food.
B
Wait, did she get a bacon?
A
You want some? I know. I got a cookie from Levaine. And if that bitch is fucking chewing my bag, I will throw that cat out the window. I will destroy her life.
B
Go check. I don't want to. Oh, Colin.
A
Oh, okay. No.
B
I would be so mad. I want that cookie so bad. I thought you were, like, I heard a crack on. And if Colin is not cooking bacon without me again. So right now, there's a cat in my home.
A
Oh, yeah, I heard about this. Is that why you're staying at Ezra's?
B
Well, I'm staying at Ezra cause he has. Well. Cause he has better wifi than I do. My wifi at home is, like, crazy. I can't escape. Bad wifi, girl. It haunts me. And then. But the cat's leaving today. But I've been existing, by the way, like, just like your cat. And also like animals in general. They just come to me. It's like they just really think I want to be in their presence, and they, like, come. They just crowd around. I feel like Dr. Doolittle. I really do.
A
You are. You're Dr. Doolittle. Drag.
B
The cat follows me when I go to the bathroom. The cat is just sitting outside the bathroom door. The other day, I was in my room, and the cat was so. It had. By the way, the cat had the entire apartment. I gave the cat the whole apartment, and I said, I'm gonna stay in this room. The cat is reaching under the door. You ever see a little cat paw under the door?
A
Colleen does that.
B
She's like. And I'm like, this little cat is, like, on the other side fighting to get under the door. I'm like, why do you want to be on this side so bad?
A
I think you need to get a pet, Bob. I think Mother Nature is telling you that you need to be an animal. Mom.
B
There were these dogs crowding around me. I like dogs, though.
A
I just picture you walking down Sunset Boulevard and birds are following you. Dogs, cats, coyotes start coming out the woodworks. Rats start trailing behind you like a
B
whale has surfaced and landed on Scooting down Cahuenga.
A
Not the deep. You better do it the deep girl.
B
Could you imagine? Anyway, what social media do you use the most?
A
I like to tweet.
B
I use.
A
I still actively use my. My personal Facebook because I just feel, you know, so many people, like, who are. Obviously, now there are a lot of people who aren't necessarily friends who just followed my Personal page, which I don't know how you turn that off. I would like to find a way to turn off people being able to follow me on my. But I haven't figured it out. But, yes, I use my Boyface, my. My personal Facebook.
B
You make your page private?
A
Yeah, I had to. I haven't tried to do it, to be honest. Have you done that thing where you're honestly being. I was having this conversation with someone. Being a creative is so hard, is. You have so many things going on in your brain that you want to do, and then there's a whole list of things that you have to do, and then there's a whole. There's another list of things that you don't have to do, but the things but you want to do. It's like constantly battling those three forces in my life. Always.
B
That was not very well articulated.
A
Okay, okay, I'm gonna say it again as a creative. There's a list of things that you have to do. Like, pertinent things that you need to do for work.
B
Okay. Column A, things I must do for work. Like, do this makeup, video, write this. Got it. Right.
A
That's the. Then there's a column of things that. Column B, column B are, like, recreational things, like play Fortnite, take a walk on the block, and do my bike. Blah, blah, blah.
B
Got it. So have fun, work out, enjoy A, go see a movie. Column B. Got it.
A
Column C. I don't know what's in column C, but it's other shit that you don't see.
B
I was like, something about that did not sound. Did not sound right. I don't know what the fuck that was.
A
But it's constantly how to balance these things. And, like, that's not just creatives.
B
Like, if you're a lawyer, you just replace all the creating content with, like, filing paperwork and ruining people's lives through your litigation.
A
But their brains are wired, definitely. Like, they're like. They're like. They, like, fucking get off going and researching this case, and I get off on doing creative things for work as well. But, like, they, like, literally, like, are literally in their fucking chairs, in their offices, in their library books, coming, reading about Joe versus Adams in 1947.
B
I don't know that all lawyers are into that kind of stuff as much as some are just, like, doing it. There is probably a. A commonality amongst lawyers because they have a shared experience.
A
Has anyone. Has anyone in LA told you that you have a New York accent?
B
I do not have any.
A
I'm just. I know, but People. Just because people know you from la, they're like, oh, she got a New York accent. And people say to me all the time, I have a New York accent. I'm like, I fully don't.
B
You do have a New York accent. What do you call the stuff you drink that keeps you awake?
A
Five Hour Energy.
B
No, it's brown. They sell it. Bodegas.
A
Coffee.
B
Monet. What is it? What do you call it?
A
Coffee.
B
Look at you, trying hard. You're about to. You're sweating, Monet. You're literally. You're memoji. Sweating. You're trying so hard to not say coffee. You say coffee.
A
Coffee.
B
I would say, can I get some black coffee?
A
That is. You sound like a New Yorker.
B
No, y' all say coffee. I say coffee.
A
Okay, now you're fully. Now you're fully fucking Sarah Jessica Parker. Coffee.
B
No, I say, can I get some black coffee? Do y' all sell coffee? Do y' all sell coffee?
A
Bob, you don't even fucking drink coffee, so you're not asking for coffee.
B
But I still say the word Monet. The word coffee has slipped through my vocab. If I'm at McDonald's, I say if I'm getting. When I go in the morning, when I go to get. Well, not anymore. Cause I don't live in New York anymore. But when I go to McDonald's and give Jacob coffee, I say, jacob, what kind of coffee do you want? Not what kind of coffee do you want? It's called the thought vowel. I did this whole thing about. I was looking it up the other day, and it's called the thought vowel. And it's like, New Yorkers. Like, Bernie Sanders has it really thickly. Donald Trump has it.
A
I love Bernie Sanders. Oh, no. Okay, that's not. Bernie Sanders is cool. But I love hearing kids who can't say they're ours. It is the cutest thing in the whole entire world.
B
Oh. Like Boyne Sanders.
A
You know, I love kids that can't.
B
When Jacob was younger, he couldn't say his R's.
A
I think that is the cutest thing. I probably thought Jacob was a really cute kid.
B
Sometimes when Jacob gets really tired, he can't pronounce his R's. Like, if it's late at night and we have to go to sleep, Jacob be like, I'm tired.
A
Does he really. Oh, my God. Now you putting Jacob's business out there.
B
He'd be like, oh, I am so tired. Does he really? And I'd be like, you get a.
A
He does.
B
He really does. What?
A
Drag Race girls do you think have the best Insta on social media?
B
Ooh, this has been slipping and sliding and changing. Because at one point, Kim's Insta was like the only Insta that I think, because Kim. I think Kim honestly changed the game for Instagram for dragging. I firmly believe how. So first of all, Kim, in my understanding, Kim was the first girl to document professionally every single one of her looks from the season with a photo shoot.
A
Oh, was she really?
B
Yes, she did. Kim documented every look she did with a photo shoot. And then it kind of just became like the thing. Like, everyone started doing their thing. Yeah. And Kim was like, really only releasing photo shoots. And then she was. Then Kim went on a kick where she was only releasing selfies. Like, only her page was just her face, like, here to here, only selfies. And then she wanted. Then she went on a shoe kick, which were those hideous. Those hideous shoes Kim was wearing with the straps all over them for a while.
A
Girl.
B
Yes, those shoes. But I do think that Kim changed the Instagram game. Like it for drag queens anyway. Like, girls don't. But also different platforms. Like, I think that. I genuinely think that Trixie has a great Twitter. Trixie's Twitter is really good. It's really funny. It's really engaging. Trixie and Bianca probably have the best Twitters.
A
Okay, I don't know about Bianca. I do not agree with that. Bianca just be. No, Trixie has the best Twitter. Honestly, I think you have a really good. I think my favorite drag girls Twitters to, like, watch and, like, see their posting are probably you and Trixie and also not Katya. Tatiana's is funny too. She be reposting the weirdest shit.
B
No, Tatiana's is a very aggressive, confrontational Twitter. Some nigga like to fight Twitter. It is sometimes I do really fun stuff. My Twitter. Like, I was like, you remember when I was doing the gay army thing?
A
Oh, my God, yes. You want this gay army.
B
It was great people, really. I mean, we got like dozens of thousands of votes and people were really interested. So every once in a while, me and my Twitter would do something really fun and engaging. And I think that Trixie does that too. And Bianca most just gives the fans what they want. She's just mean to everyone. She drags conservatives and drag queens. Her favorite thing to do is find conservatives and drag queens and just tell them to wash their wigs or if.
A
Oh, my God, Bianca won't stop telling people. I'm like, Bianca, bitch, do you. Do you do your wash your wig if I don't wash my wig. I don't want you to wash my wig.
B
I mean, Bianca even tells Sasha to wash her wig, so she's going too far.
A
Yeah. I think you and Trixi have really good Twitters.
B
I think the best TikTok is. We can't even argue.
A
We all know plus DTR.
B
I mean, Plastique's TikTok is.
A
Oh, she. Hasique has like 14 million followers on TikTok.
B
Okay, we need to. We're talking about social media. We need to talk about the forbidden social media.
A
The what?
B
The forbidden social media.
A
Forbidden.
B
Well, OnlyFans, because I've signed up for every single drag race girl's onlyfans.
A
Really?
B
Every. If a drag race girl has an OnlyFans, I subscribe to it.
A
I'll say, why is it. Why is it forbidden? Why do you think? Why you say forbidden?
B
No, I think OnlyFans because it's dirty. OnlyFans is like the dirty place to have fun. So I'm gonna let you all know right now, okay? I'm not trying to bust nobody's bubbles and make nobody's whatever. These are the only fans that are worth your. If you are looking for that OnlyFans material, you need to sign up for Tony Untucked. Who is the vixen? Aja, Dahlia Sen or Sasha Bell? None of the other girls.
A
I thought you about to say Sasha Bell. I'm like, is Sasha Bello slinging that ding a Ling on OnlyFans girl?
B
No.
A
She's not imagining.
B
Every other drag race girl on OnlyFans is not given that quote, unquote, OnlyFans material. Now Shea lays. Onlyfans is very clear that it's not that Shay Clay is like, just so y' all know, this is not my asshole, my dick.
A
OnlyFans.
B
That's not what this is. This is just behind the scenes shit. Also, her onlyfans was free. Then one day I logged in and was like, you about to get charged five bucks? And I was like, the hell? And who else has? Who else OnlyFans that I. Oh, yeah, I subscribe to Cardi B's OnlyFans.
A
Does she show stuff? She doesn't show stuff like that.
B
Which is weird because Cardi B is butt naked in her.
A
I know. In wap, her literal breasts were out.
B
Girl impress. Her pussy is out.
A
But she's like, onlyfans this? No, I just couldn't.
B
Only fans. She was like, I am a mother, I am a wife.
A
I am a pastor.
B
I am a youth pastor at the Bronx Tabernacle. Baptist Church.
A
Can I tell you a secret, Bob?
B
What?
A
Jacob and I kind of planned this because when this episode comes out, I'm putting on my only fans. So if you're listening to this, go and subscribe to My onlyfans.
B
But is it going to be anything worth it?
A
Oh, you just have to wait and see.
B
Oh, I'm going to subscribe and I'm going to tell everybody whether or not it was worth it. Oh, I'm going in, honey. I'm going to tell everyone. Don't even. There is no anus. There is no dingling.
A
Let me tell you something. She is snooched and gooched and coulda little looched. And I am giving that only fans content on tea.
B
I don't believe you. I honestly don't believe you.
A
We'll just have to wait. When this episode comes out, you'll see.
B
I think you might, I think you might, and I mean you might post a picture of your butt from 20ft across the room. No, let me tell you right now, when you go on Audra's only fans, she is busting open, slobbering on dick, getting her back blown completely out. She is doing onlyfans content. So my question I'm gonna ask you again. Will you be making onlyfans content?
A
I will.
B
Will it be comparable to Aja's only fans content?
A
What do you think Jeremy's over at Mitch's house for? We're shooting a scene after this is over. Hello.
B
You in Jersey, girl.
A
You in Jersey. Yeah, I'm literally next. I am in Mitch's bedroom. I'm filming this in Mitch's bedroom. I'm getting.
B
Aja is posting content. Aja's like, I'm not fucking around with you hoes. This is me getting my back broke, walking funny for the year.
A
Well, you know, I mean, she better get on that plastique, honey. Plastique is in the top 1% of TikTok mama.
B
Also, Plastique's OnlyFans is like a million dollars a month.
A
Yeah, it's like 25 bucks, girl.
B
I signed up. I was like, I mean, this is mostly for research at this point, but there's. I'm gonna say this plastique because I knew she wasn't posting nudes, but plastique is kind of. Okay, I don't want to spill plastique's tea, but if you're looking for pictures of plastique out of drag in the nude, you're not going to get it.
A
Got it.
B
That's What I will say.
A
Ok. Do you know who has a fucking fierce onlyfans? A celebrity.
B
Who?
A
Safaree. Safaree?
B
Who is that?
A
Safaree, the guy. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj, bitch, His dick is. It goes as from sea to shining sea, girl.
B
Also, I know that you're looking down
A
at your phone, but it looks like you're falling asleep.
B
You look like.
A
Cause you're looking. Because you're looking down. You're like this bit, sleeping.
B
What the fuck is you doing? I'm looking. Is it spelled safari like the thing you do in Africa?
A
Oh, I don't know, girl, but you look like.
B
You look like you sleeping. I'm not sleeping, bitch. Not you sleeping.
A
Wake your ass up. You look down.
B
I don't look like you.
A
Okay, let's take a break so I can get about a 5 so I can give Bob a cup of coffee so he can wake his ass. All right.
B
And we.
A
Yeah, Safari. His. His dick is wild also. Tiger started only fans safari, though. Girl, he's a rapper or whatever. He does not spell the traditional way. Who knows how he spells it? This is probably S, A, P, H, X, Y, R, I.
B
It's S A, F, A, R, E, e. It is $20 a month. I'm about to pay $20. So I can let y' all know what's popping on Safari's only fans. Let's see. All right, brother. The trick is you have to subscribe and then quickly unsubscribe because you understand, girl, you pay a million dollars a month. All right, let's look up. Okay. Right now, it's literally a picture of Safaree wearing a full jacket. The only skin he's showing us from his neck up, he is complete. When I say covered, I mean he is completely covered. Like, this is his church. Only fans. His only fans I send to my church members. Okay, this is like a print of his junk. This is another print. But it's like they're just prints, girl. I don't see any junk in here.
A
He's showing it. I saw it. I saw it.
B
But was it on his onlyfans though? Or those just leaked nudes?
A
Maybe it was leaked.
B
Yeah, the girl's onlyfans. I just paid $20. That's right. Now this is what I've experienced in life. If you go onto a celebrity's OnlyFans, nine times out of 10, you're not going to get the goods.
A
This is true. This is true. But do you know Teen Wolf? The Teen Wolf star?
B
No.
A
Okay, you've seen Made in Manhattan. Right? With Jennifer. Jennifer. Her son.
B
Oh, her son in the movie, I would say. Not jlo's son.
A
Yeah, he's all grown up now. And bitch, she started Onlyfans. And mama, he did like, a Q and A with me. And he's allegedly Tyler Posey. He know he's on the spectrum, but he's talking about sucking dick on there. But everyone assumed that he was straight because that's maybe how he's presenting. I don't know. And he's talking about sucking dick about getting on his only fans. Yeah, honestly, he did like a. He did like an ASA Ask me anything on his only fans. Ama, whatever it's called.
B
But did he. But did you actually see him doing this stuff?
A
No, but he did show his dick on there. Well, a bulge of his dick.
B
Let me tell you right now, this safari. OnlyFans is not worth it. This is.
A
Or Tyler started OnlyFans.
B
Okay? This is literally a. What I'm looking at now is like a. Like this much of his. Like, it shows, like, a little bit of his.
A
Can you show us? Show me. I want to see.
B
I don't want to spill this man's content for free.
A
This is Tyga's starting one.
B
Who?
A
Tyga? Kylie Jenner's ex. Tyga, the rapper Tiger.
B
It's not going to be the real thing. Don't buy it, y'. All. I spent too much money. I've spent over a hundred dollars on Onlyfans at this point, and it's never the real thing. Also, I want to quickly talk. The last thing I want to talk about before we get out of here is this. Do you think that these celebrities. Because me and Patty talked about this. Because Patty. Patty has onlyfans.
A
Oh, yeah. Patty and I have had extensive conversations about this. I know what you're gonna say.
B
And he's like, if all these people are on OnlyFans, what happens is the sex workers build it up. And then these celebrities come, like, we want to do it too, but they're not actually doing it. They're diluting. It's kind of like the girl from. What's that werewolf movie? Twilight. Twilight girl did one, and then. But she didn't. She was like, I'm gonna be naked. And then she's not naked. Bella Thorne did it. She was not naked. She said she's gonna be naked. Or she insinuated she'd be naked, and she was not. And then everyone was like, bitch, I want my fucking money back. So then they had to do These massive refunds, which ended up hurting the company. And they're like, it's gonna end up hurting it for sex workers to do their business over at Only Fans.
A
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's definitely a valid complaint. But also, I mean, I know OnlyFans is currently. Obviously a lot of porn on there, but allegedly when it started, it was for people who have fans, whether how big or how small. This bitch is asleep. People who have fans, whether how big or how small, to show content only their fans can see. And it's. And it quickly became a sex porn industry. But allegedly, when it started off, that's not what it was like about.
B
I mean, I don't know that. I don't know. I don't know the history and the anthropology of OnlyFans, but all I know is you better bust it up on your fucking OnlyFans or else you're a bad person.
A
Apparently, one of this is problematic, but what if your friends, the OnlyFans, and apparently her content is fierce. Who do you. She's a drag Race girl. Do you subscribe to hers?
B
I just told you, I subscribed to all the Drag Race girls content.
A
Which one? You didn't say her name. Ariel Versace.
B
Oh, she has Only fans. I have not subscribed to her, but I'm gonna do everything.
A
Is it because. You know what? Let me not go there because you know you gonna get you in trouble again, girl.
B
Okay, I. First of all, I have not said anything offensive. I think you've been completely inappropriate this entire time. And I am gonna go subscribe and I am gonna go. You. You have been. And I am going to go subscribe. I've subscribed to all the girls because I'm like, who's really doing it? Who's full of shit out here in these streets?
A
Apparently every Versace is up there busting the wide open her man. Honey, they getting it in, girl.
B
You think so? Really?
A
Yeah, that's what I've heard. I mean, I don't subscribe to anyone's. I subscribe to. I subscribe to, like, maybe my lifetime of OnlyFans, maybe four or five, like, really hot guys I was following on Instagram and they advertised. I was like. And I was like, oh, bitch, click the link. I want to see. And then, honestly, they never turned out to what I thought they were gonna be.
B
So you don't support the dolls?
A
No, I don't want to see. I don't want to see my. My. My sisters. Unless there's someone I really hot that I want to see, but that's not happening.
B
Well, luckily for you, you won't be seeing most of that with almost any of them, because they're most of them just like, thanks for the. Thanks for the 40 bucks, you dumb fuck. But I will say too, on the other hand, I will say that Plastic Tiara is putting what seems like a maximum amount of effort into her OnlyFans. Like, these are really high quality photos and she really is getting them coin thought of.
A
Yeah. Oh, girl. Pwassika is making it rain on these hoes.
B
You want it wet and you better
A
make it rain, girl. But on that note, you guys should definitely subscribe to my only fans. It's gonna be cute.
B
You can let OnlyFans one day. You know, if you. If you don't bust it open, it's problematic. I'm just saying that right now it's not problematic.
A
Your only fans is for what you want it to be. It's gonna be fans for only. For only my fans. Also, when you have like, really young fans, is that weird? Because all these kids follow you on Instagram and on Twitter and when you, like, come to my only fans, like, that is probably so weird.
B
I think if Beyonce has young fans and Beyonce produces work that is explicitly sexy, it's okay to also make content for your adult fans because Beyonce has some content that is clearly not for kids and she has some content that is obviously kid friendly. And I think it's okay for Beyonce to create both of those.
A
Oh, I think it's okay. I'm just saying that's weird.
B
I mean, you can't stop young people from liking you.
A
I know it just to me, I would feel so weird. Like, unless you're Ruval.
B
The kids do not like Ruval.
A
For example, if nina west started OnlyFans where she's busting wide open, sticking, sticking fucking toes in her pussy, and she's advertising it on her Instagram and Twitter. That's fucking weird. She has like children's music. She has like, you know, that's weird.
B
That's weird. Well, she also has adult content as well.
A
I know there's a number of that she did in the uk. It's her dressed up as Tinkerbell.
B
And first of all, she be the
A
ones at the wings, but the wings were upside down. So, like, the smaller wings were at the top and the big wings were at the bottom.
B
She looked like a fucking dragonfly.
A
And then so she had a number where she dressed up as Tinkerbell and. And Tinkerbell goes to a glory hole and a dick comes out and spurts her with, like, silly string, AKA jizz. I was like, this is weird, girl.
B
But she's doing it. She's not. Was she doing it at an elementary school?
A
No, don't be crazy. It was a middle school. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
B
I'm kidding.
A
I'm kidding.
B
I'm kidding.
A
I'm kidding.
B
They don't call them elementary there. They call them primary. All right, well, thank you all so much. Go to Monday Only fans. You're. Well, we'll see. We'll see. I'm Jordan.
A
This.
B
This is me looking at Monet's Only fans.
A
You guys, so stupid. All right, have a good night, Corona. All right, bye,
B
Sam.
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: January 25, 2023
Theme: A candid and hilarious deep dive into the world of social media, how it has changed drag, and the roles platforms, narcissism, monetization, and "forbidden" sites like OnlyFans play in the lives of public figures.
In this witty and irreverent episode, Bob and Monét bring their signature blend of shade, insight, and drag queen realness to the topic of social media. From the evolution of photo filters and the impact on self-image, to dissecting which platforms actually pay creators and which queens are breaking ground with their online presence, the duo covers a sprawling range of cultural phenomena — with plenty of detours, confessions, and tea about OnlyFans content along the way.
This episode is a rollercoaster of nostalgia, industry gossip, and genial sparring between two of RuPaul’s Drag Race’s biggest personalities. Bob and Monét approach the topic of social media with their trademark mix of irreverence and surprising depth, seamlessly blending industry insight, critiques of digital narcissism, and side-splitting stories (and shade). Amidst all the laughs, real questions are raised about labor, exploitation, and the future of drag in the digital age.
Memorable closing:
“When this episode comes out, I'm putting on my only fans. So if you're listening, go and subscribe to my OnlyFans.” – Monét, [42:48]
For listeners who haven’t tuned in, this episode offers both a crash course in drag social media history and a wildly entertaining look at how drag and digital culture are forever entwined—sometimes for better, sometimes for shade.