The One About Sports

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Sports" (May 6, 2026)

Hosted by:
Monét X Change (Miss Congeniality of RuPaul’s Drag Race S10, Winner AS4)
Bob The Drag Queen (Winner of Season 8)
With: Jacob Ritz

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry dives into the world of sports... with a distinctly “Sibling Rivalry” twist. Bob and Monét bring their signature irreverent humor as they dissect their relationship with sports, their competitive natures, and how drag, pop culture, and random sex tape plans intersect with everything from football to Space Jam. The hosts crack each other up while riffing through sports trivia, gym routines, team loyalties, and childhood memories—plus more than one digression into oral sex technique, playground taunts, and ideal penis rubric for an upcoming (possibly fictional) competition.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Planning the "Sibling Suckery" Sex Tape (10:00 – 13:50, 72:08 – end)

• Bob and Monét launch right into a hilarious back-and-forth planning an explicit competition: “Sibling Suckery”—who gives the best head.
• Debates about logistics, filming, consent, privacy, and possible “Patreon exclusive” content ensue.
• Both lay out their (often conflicting) boundaries: Monet is adamant “I’m not filming myself sucking dick... None of it.” (11:43)
• Bob tries to problem-solve: “Maybe we're blurred out… maybe we're just filming the reaction.”
• The conversation morphs into their actual experiences with negotiating consent (Monet’s story about misunderstood phone/filming, 12:16–13:44).

Quote:
"I feel like I'm being really clear about this. None of it. There’s not a camera that is turned on and pointed at anyone involved in the fellatio act. The fellatio act of 2026." – Monét (11:44)

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2. Sports, Childhood, and Team Loyalties (15:42–24:39)

• A heated and funny debate over what people actually root for in sports if players, coaches, and even cities change.
• Bob: “People are loyal to the team. Like, if you’re a Dallas Cowboys fan, you don’t care if Brett Favre left or whatever… you just like the Cowboys.” (24:06)

Quote:
"I just don't get it because I get liking the players, I get liking the city. But if the team is moving cities and all the players have changed and the coaches change, I don't get what we're doing." – Monét (24:41)

• Discussion about sports teams named for states versus cities and the curious case of the Golden State Warriors.
• The only Canadian NBA team, the Toronto Raptors, gets a mention, prompting a mini-lesson on sports geopolitics.

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3. Sports Knowledge Showdown (36:25–44:15)

• Bob and Monét go head-to-head in rapid-fire sports trivia—naming teams, cities, and whether they can recall mascots.
• They quiz each other on NFL and NBA team locations (“The Bears.” “Chicago Bears.”).
• Some hilarious confusion (and confidence): “The Mavericks are D.C...Dallas Mavericks, duh.” (41:40–41:49)
• Jokes about who’s secretly a sports card (aficionado) and some old wounds about being called "Monstar" as a kid due to Space Jam's villains.

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4. Space Jam, Monstars, and Childhood Bullying (43:44–47:39)

• Beloved movie Space Jam occupies a big section—its influence on their childhood, bullying (Monét was compared to a "Monstar"), and which of the Monstars they find hot.
• They joke about cosplaying as the Monstars for Halloween, dividing up which friends would play which “monster,” debating their inspirations (Charles Barkley, Muggsy Bogues, etc.), and color-coordination logistics.
• Spirals into a debate about whether certain Monstars are “black coded.”

Quote:
"I used to get bullied about Space Jam when I was a kid... They said I look like the fucking monster. They just call me a monster in seventh grade. Isn't that mean?" – Monét (45:43–45:51)

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5. Physical Challenges: Weight Lifting & Arm Strength (56:07–61:30)

• The competitive spirit comes out when Bob and Monét try to settle whose arm is stronger with a live dumbbell challenge.
• They lay out the rules: “£50 [weight]. Whoever does the most reps... and you have to keep communicating while doing it.” (58:13)
• Friendly shade as they count reps and critique form: “Every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge you can't just give it to me!” (61:33)
• The result: Monet edges out Bob, but Bob insists it's “slightly.”

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6. Sports, Parents, and Childhood (62:07–68:38)

• Reminiscence on athletic parents and their influence: Monet shares that his mom was “the fastest teenager in Mississippi.”
• Both reflect on how they'd act if their children got into sports or arts (“I’d be at every game,” “You cannot quit your first year”).
• Bob wishes he'd been pushed to stick with piano as a kid.

Quote:
"If you tell me want to play trumpet and I buy you a trumpet, I better hear toot, toot, toot, loop, toot!" – Monét (66:59)

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7. Drag Race, Football Teams, and Ru-girls NFL Draft (53:29–56:15)

• Jacob introduces a “Ru-girls NFL draft”—assigning drag queen qualities to football player roles (quarterbacks, etc.).
• Brief explanations of football roles and sports knowledge gaps in the room spark more jokes: “The quarterback has to have great leadership qualities... I was quarterback and running back!” (56:19)
• Bob and Monet’s sibling rivalry flares up about leadership and arm strength once again.

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8. Lotion, Skincare, and (White) People Not Lotioning (63:32–66:32)

• Spontaneous detour into skincare: who lotions, who doesn’t… and the “notorious” rep that “white people don’t lotion.”
• Major plug for Hanahana Beauty, a Black-owned shea butter company.

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9. Piano, Classical Music, and Ambitions (68:54–72:07)

• Ambitions around learning piano, practicing Chopin, and the difficulty learning instruments as an adult.
• Closing with a Chopin “Ballade in G Minor” listening session.

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• [11:44] "I’m not filming myself sucking dick. None of it." – Monét
• [24:41] "I just don't get it... the team's moving cities, all the players have changed and the coaches change, I don't get what we're doing." – Monét
• [36:43] "What sports are you good at besides Puerto Rican hockey players?" – Monét
• [41:49] "The Mavericks are D.C... Dallas Mavericks, duh." – Monét
• [45:43] "I used to get bullied about Space Jam when I was a kid. They said I look like the fucking monster." – Monét
• [61:26] "Can you admit that my arms are stronger than yours?" – Monet
• [66:59] "If you tell me you want to play trumpet and I buy you a trumpet, I better hear toot, toot, toot, loop, toot." – Monet

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Funniest Exchanges & Rapidfire Bits

• Oral Sex Rubric: Monet and Bob attempt to define the perfect (volunteer) candidate for their competition—agreement on penis size (6–7.5”), thickness (“thinner than a stage mic”), and location restrictions (LA, or else “we’ll get you an Uber”).
• Team Naming: Monet invents the “Columbus, Georgia Pot Bellies” as a test in a personal hidden challenge.
• Monstars Cosplay Division: Loving and petty (“You’re not black enough to be a Monstar!”), ultimately delegating everyone from Andy to Jasmine as Looney Tunes characters.

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Segment Timestamps

• [02:04] Show begins; episode outline and running jokes preview
• [05:24] Hot wing challenge memories, gym sweat chat, Barry’s Bootcamp, Orange Theory
• [08:10] Sex tape plans, oral technique bragging, “Sibling Suckery” proposal
• [10:41] Consent, accidental filming stories, porn boundaries
• [15:42] Team loyalty, city vs. state teams, Golden State Warriors confusion
• [24:39] NBA teams, team relocations, Raptors as only Canadian NBA team
• [36:25] Sports trivia challenge—listing teams, cities, mascots
• [43:44] Space Jam, Monstars, childhood bullying
• [53:29] Ru-girls NFL draft, football position debate
• [56:07] Bob vs. Monet arm strength challenge
• [62:07] Parents, sports, and child ambitions
• [68:54] Piano, learning as adult, Chopin
• [72:08] Penis competition rubric, recruitment plans, wrapping up

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Conclusion

As with any Sibling Rivalry episode, “The One About Sports” isn’t just about sports—it’s a playground for Monet and Bob to show off their chemistry, competitive streaks, and comedic banter. If you love irreverent queer conversation that freely mixes Drag Race, sex positivity, brutal honesty, and pop culture nostalgia, this is peak “Sibling Rivalry.” Whether they’re arguing about baseball allegiances or which Space Jam Monstar they’d fuck, nothing is off-limits.

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Listener Takeaway: Even if you hate sports, you’ll love this episode if you love drag, comedy, and watching two queens try to outdo, outwit, and outdare each other at every turn.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob Ritz]

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[Monet X Change]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

and I'm Monet X Change and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we plan out our sex tapes.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about sports and we find

[Bob the Drag Queen]

out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

And I feel like I'm being really clear about this. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my God, should we do this for Halloween?

[Monet X Change]

You can't touch someone's teeth without permission. How much Monet tried to grab my teeth?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, just putting your teeth just out there like that is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

This decoration, I am spiling it out of Z bomb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really wanted to do. We talked about this before, you know. I know we talked about this several times on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Talked about what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drent in different ways. I don't want to talk about it. I was going to Say this, though. I was going to say this, though.

[Jacob Ritz]

Rent the Musical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The two of y' all are so annoying. Wait, I had another thought. Y' all made me lose my thought.

[Monet X Change]

Sh. Wait one second.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm in the gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles and we will be performing La Viebom at our. Ah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do like La Vivo am. That's a good one.

[Monet X Change]

Do you how much one? We'll see how far we can go the together. You ready?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

Two days of inspiration.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two days of inspiration.

[Monet X Change]

Playing hooky Making something out of nothing the need to express, to communicate, to going against the grain Going insane, going mad. You don't have much bricks at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I went on listening to the song.

[Monet X Change]

You were just listening to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, When Mark is singing it. Mark hides in his work.

[Monet X Change]

Anthony Rapp.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anthony Rapp. From facing your dun dun dun Facing your loneliness Facing the fact you live a lie yes, you live a lie Protect your voice. I can see that, actually.

[Monet X Change]

I have seen you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I should be switching it up.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's talk about this voice thing you're talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you say?

[Monet X Change]

The voice stinger. You were before we. On the last podcast, you were talking about the voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes. So I. So this is where I should speak. This is where my voice needs to live, to not strain myself. When you speak down here, you're speaking on your chords and it's like kind of like a fry. And your voice, your chords are not vibrating cleanly. But when I speak up here, this is not straining. This is where I should speak. Now, I don't have to be loud, but I can speak here. This is a nice space. That's why Ariana. That's why Ariana speaks up here a lot. Yeah, she speaks up here. She's like.

[Monet X Change]

But it's kind of annoying to listen to though, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it okay if I spoke like

[Monet X Change]

this all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would that be annoying to you versus if I spoke out here like that?

[Monet X Change]

No. Come on. You know, and you got to mumble

[Bob the Drag Queen]

with it too, my norm. You know, I mumble. We both mumble. We both suffer from mumbling.

[Monet X Change]

We don't. We, we, we bigger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do.

[Monet X Change]

We, we see. We. We bitch.

We.

We see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, see. You do mumble. We both mumble.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I went to speech therapy for my wife, so for you to bring it up is crazy. I literally went to speech therapy as a child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, some people mumble.

[Monet X Change]

So for you to bring it up and use it against me and weaponize

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it in this podcast, I'LL weaponize that. I'll weaponize whatever I need to against you.

[Monet X Change]

Can you, like. Can you, like. Are you supposed to drink this over the course of 8 hours? Is part of the protein water fantasy to drink it over the course of eight hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what clip came up from me on my. On my social media the other day?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When we did the hot wing challenge and you spit that milk out everywhere.

[Monet X Change]

It was a rough day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was rough. It was pretty hot. Well, you know, when we did some Trader's Press stuff, we did the wing roulette thing, and they were not as hot as what we had. They did not give us the real stuff. No, no, no. It was spicy.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe they're like variety packs, but it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was with the actual hot wings people. I thought they would give us, like, the crazy one, like, the volcanic one we had. It was. Don't get me wrong, it was spicy,

[Monet X Change]

but the one we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It was absolute torture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, our tongues were, like, singed for days.

[Monet X Change]

There was this wings place in Atlanta called Zing Wings. My brother had a job there. It was in Clayton county next to the library. It was basically like a food truck in the library parking lot. And they had some pretty spicy. I love that place. I think about Zing Wings all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never heard of Zing Wings.

[Monet X Change]

It was like one. It was literally one food truck in the library parking lot of the Clayton County Library.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Ty talks about, you know, in Hollywood when he used to live here, he was saying. He said the best. Cause Ty is a wizard is a big wing girl. He said the best wings in Los Angeles was Hot Wings Cafe. Have you been to Hot Wing Cafe?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's over on Mellows.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's across Orange Theory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it good?

[Monet X Change]

No, I see it. I love hot wings and I see it all the time. But I'm never leaving Orange Theory with, like, time to do anything. I'm always, like, leaving Orange Theory, Then I gotta go do something. Like, probably, like, two hours after, I gotta go home and shower. Cause I was like, if I go to the gym and lift weights, I don't get too sweaty. I can actually lift, leave the gym and go do something. When I go do Orange Theory, I am, like, wet. Like, my clothes are literally wet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Orange Theory. Do they have bags? You can put your clothes. I hate when gyms that people sweat and they don't have bags for your clothes.

[Monet X Change]

No. Orange Theory. You come in, you go, there's not a locker room.

[Jacob Ritz]

They have showers.

[Monet X Change]

They have showers, but there's like, 40 people in the class, so everyone can't shower, right? There's only 40. I would say there's about 40, if you're doing. There can be.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So everyone can't shower. It's not like a. It's not like a big, big gym. It's just like a. It's like a Barry's Boot Camp type. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you. Oh, should we do anything? You can do Barry's. We could easily get a Berries to let us do it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I haven't done berries in years, but, I mean, I like. I like berries. When I did it, I used to with Matt Griffin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who do you think would win? I don't know. How do you win at Barry's?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe the instructor will decide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Who has better form and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I. I will say, when it comes to weightlifting, I have really good. I know Barry's isn't really about a lot of weightlifting, but I have really good form with weightlifting, and I'm a very strong person.

[Jacob Ritz]

I think. I think it's an infinite berries class. Whoever drops out first.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh. I have crazy stamina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have honey. I do, too.

[Jacob Ritz]

You could do.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. We both fuck someone, see who lasts the longest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still want to do the civil suckery.

[Monet X Change]

No, you don't. You don't want to back out of it. No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I wanted to, but I said I wanted to be on film. You said, morning, I'm not feeling myself sucking a dick. I was like, it's only gonna be on our Patreon. Who cares?

[Monet X Change]

And what are you showing in this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your technique and what you're doing?

[Monet X Change]

No, you mean putting the. You want to film the person's reaction or do you want to film a dick in my mouth? Are you filming them responding to having their dick sucked or are you shooting pornography? I think you're making a crazy thing so that the competition won't ever happen. Like, you're making it crazy. You're like, we have to film it, and your whole family has to be watching. Otherwise, I don't want to do it. If you can't invite your family to suck, I don't want to. That's what I think you're doing, if I gotta be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I would do it. I think there's a way to do it. But, like, maybe. Okay, we're filming them. Maybe we're blurred out, but we're doing it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not filming this song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're blurred out.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm not what if it's just the top half of his body? Like, so you're only seeing him from the waist up.

[Monet X Change]

So we're sitting side by side. And then I get on my knees. First of all, I don't do my best dick sucking on my knees. I don't have great knees. If I come to your house, like, your dick. I am putting a pillow on the ground. I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are not taking my pillow. Put on your knees.

[Monet X Change]

I'm at that age. And if, by the way, if someone comes to my house, it's like my dick or my hotel room. There's a pillow down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Preemptively.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, there's a pillow. It's kind. It's kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it takes away from the mood, though.

[Monet X Change]

But it increases the performance. So, yeah, I'm gonna put a pillow down. And then. And after, like, five minutes, we gotta move to the bed. We got to move to the bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'll sit down there.

[Monet X Change]

Could not be me. I'll sit down there and would not be me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the words when you suck a nick when they're standing up and you're not on your knees, but you're like. You know, when you're, like, laying back on your. Like, on your legs. You see what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

Sitting on your feet. Yeah. Like, you're neither grunting or sitting on your feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that starts to hurt too. Cause, bitch, my thighs be burning. Bitch. But I'm like. I don't want to, like, interrupt the vibe because it's going well. So I'll just suffer through. I'll suffer. I would be about to be crying.

[Monet X Change]

So. Okay, so if we're actually gonna do this, the sibling suckering. How are we gonna do this? We have a conversation that we can actually both agree on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so what are you comfortable with showing?

[Monet X Change]

I prefer we both blow this. We talk to the person beforehand. We do a podcast with the person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't want us to get any. Like, I want us to do the thing. They make the decision, then we talk to them. I don't want them to have any leading, like, anything else, either of us. I don't want no charm for the other person to. I want it to only be how charming I am. I want it to only be about the sucking. I want it to only be about the sucking.

[Monet X Change]

So it can be about the sucking. I'm gonna win regardless. Monet. There is not a chance on God's green you're bugging that you are going to. Yes, the bitch who just got her gag reflex lost again about two years ago when Invisalign destroyed your gag reflex.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

You was out of the game for two years, Bob. You're not gonna be better than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let's come up with a rubric that we're more comfortable with. Okay, so are you cool with not talking? They. We suck them, they decide. Then we have them on the thing like, Jake and gets written like, this person wins. Then we have them as a guest, and then the person reveals on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm not filming myself sucking dick, though. Okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, none of it.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm not filming myself sucking dick. And I feel like I'm being really clear about this. None of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you filming their reaction?

[Monet X Change]

No. There's not a camera that is turned on and pointed at anyone involved in the fellatio act. The fellatio act of 2026.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're going to the footage to exist in the world.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. But if you trust someone like Kane. Kane is filming, and the camera is only catching them. They're not catching any of you.

[Monet X Change]

One time, this guy was blowing me, and then I was like, you look really hot. And then he was. Then he was like, you can use your phone. And I said, oh, great. So I grabbed my phone and I filmed the interaction. And then we went about our business. And then, like, a week. No, like a month later was like, oh, you know I have that great video of you bullying me. And he was like, what? I was like, you told me I could use my phone. He was, no, I was saying, you can just use your phone. Like, you can look at porn. You can go on Instagram. I did not mean you can film me. He's like, you have a video of me sucking your dick? I was like. I thought. I felt like that was a pretty clear. Like, you. How would you have taken that? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like y' all don't have any other. Any other context clues that he would, like, you wouldn't. Wait, you filmed him sucking your dick?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And I guess what I thought was him being like, use your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, oh. Because when you had it up here, he couldn't tell what you were doing. So it wasn't like he, like, saw the filming happening. Yeah. Got it. I would be gassed.

[Monet X Change]

But how would you receive. You tell someone they look hot, they say, you can use your phone. What are you thinking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say. I would think that you were like, I could have filmed you sucking my dick.

[Monet X Change]

He was like, what? I was like, but it's not like. Like, I have nudes of him. Like, we. He sent me a lot of. So it's not like I don't have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But still doing. Like.

[Monet X Change]

You haven't doing porn. I mean, I deleted it. He was like. He was like. I was like, I'll delete it. And he was like, that was. I was like, I didn't. That was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it really deleted?

[Monet X Change]

It is absolutely deleted. It's like 100. The video does not exist anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

But am I crazy for misinterpreting that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. I would think that that's what they

[Monet X Change]

were saying as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he was gagged. There were several guys, like, when we were hooking up. They're like, can I film? I'm like, no, you can't film. They're like, okay, cool. And then sometimes they pull their phone up.

[Monet X Change]

Girl. I had a guy try it twice. Well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's like. And then he's like, no, no, no. I'm like, I wasn't filming. I'm like, put the phone down. I don't even trust the phone being around. Put the phone away.

[Monet X Change]

I had a guy try to film himself sucking my dick, like, twice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Film himself sucking your dick?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, like, what?

[Monet X Change]

He's like, there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's just like, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was like. He was like, I just wanna. I said, no, you can't do that. And then he looked up again. He did it again. I was like. And I was like, get out of. Get outta. Get outta here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you kicked him out?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. You gotta go. You have to leave. You have to leave now. This is getting crazy. You have to leave. You tried it twice. I'm the fool for bringing you back. I'm the fool for bringing you back. Cardi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cardi. You know what I want to push about Cardi is she's very open about, like, all the sexual stuff she's into. She's into filming, sucking, eating. She puts it out there.

[Monet X Change]

You said she's in Columbus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did what?

[Monet X Change]

She did a show in Columbus, Georgia,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and Atlanta or just Columbus.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I mean, I'm sure she probably just showed in Atlanta too. But she did at the arena work. The hockey arena. The Columbus Pot Belly Arena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm kind of mad I missed the show, but it's. I.

[Monet X Change]

The show's over at Mother. Drum is done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it didn't come. It passed the west coast, and I don't think I'm gonna fly it.

[Monet X Change]

I would have loved Honestly, if I could have gone to see her in Columbus, Georgia, that would have been crazy. Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not from Columbus, but I'm from Columbus.

[Monet X Change]

It's just been. It's been cool to see her in Columbus, Georgia. Like, I'm only. I saw. I saw sir mix a lot at the Columbus Amphitheater.

[Jacob Ritz]

You have five minutes to your test

[Bob the Drag Queen]

with your old ass.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm older than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Much.

[Monet X Change]

But my ass is younger than yours. Older than yours. No, your ass is younger than you. My ass older than yours because yours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My ass is older than yours. You fucked up your little joke.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because of your bbl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You fucked up your little joke.

[Monet X Change]

I did fuck up my joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Rare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rare.

[Monet X Change]

Caught in 4K. Rare footage of Bob fucking up a bit. But if I could see her at the arena in Columbus, really cool. I used to go there when I was a kid to watch the hockey team, like, a few times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what hockey team?

[Monet X Change]

The Columbus, Georgia hockey team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boy,

[Monet X Change]

That task. What do you think is my task? First of all, my task was done, like, four minutes ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are so fucking full of it.

[Monet X Change]

My task was literally done, like, four minutes ago. But I do other little things on the side to throw you off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, what do you think my task was then? We'll discuss in about five minutes. I was gonna say

[Jacob Ritz]

Cardi B on tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes. Cardi B. And then, so, you know, I listen to. I know you try to shame me for it, but I listen to the Breakfast Club.

[Monet X Change]

I don't shame you for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you?

[Monet X Change]

No. I mean, I think that Jessica is going some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is.

[Monet X Change]

I tried to go on. They told me they did not respond to my public, my publicity team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm referring to you on there.

[Monet X Change]

But I did publicly go on and say, I would like to go to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Breakfast Club to fight. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

We've been having so much fun parting with Airbnb. And honestly, it makes sense because we're always traveling. Shows, gigs, filming. We're never in one place for long. And that's why Airbnb, it just works. You get more space, a kitchen, a living room. It actually feels like you can live here, not just lay your head down and sleep here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I stayed in this spot in Austin that had a full dining table and cozy living room, y'.

[Jacob Ritz]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It completely changed the vibe, girl. I could actually relax before the show

[Monet X Change]

and chill and luxuriate in my lovely Airbnb accommodation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Airbnb has millions of unique places that stay all over the world, so you can always find something that fits Your vibe.

[Monet X Change]

When I went to London, when I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

went to Mexico, when I went to Australia.

[Monet X Change]

Australia. Was there a kangaroo in your a girl? 3 Listen, I'm serious. Airbnb has changed the game for tour life. Glam up your trip and book a stay at Airbnb.

This episode is sponsored by Rula. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and to me, this month is really a reminder to stop just checking in with everyone else and actually start checking in with yourself. We talk a lot about prioritizing our mental health, but the reality is that taking that first step and actually getting support can feel like a massive chore. Okay, the most frustrating part is usually the logistics. You finally decide to talk to someone and then you realize so many online therapy platforms don't even take insurance. You're left staring at these huge out of pocket costs or expensive monthly subscriptions just to get a basic appointment. That is where Rula, that's R U L A is changing things. Rula is a healthcare company that believes mental health care should be accessible. So they partner with over 120 insurance plans. That makes the average copay just 15 bucks. $15 for a session with a licensed professional. That is the kind of support that actually makes sense for your budget. Ruala does just give you a list of names and wish you luck. They match you with a provider who fits your specific needs and background. They have a network of over 15,000 vetted therapists and psychiatrists and they stay with you throughout the journey to make sure you're actually making progress. There are no wait lists or endless back and forth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Charlamagne and DJ Envy have evolved a lot. I think Charlie man is actually. He says some very insightful things sometimes, to be honest. And I think anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Is he sexy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Charlie man is sexy. Not to me. He's short. Love it.

[Monet X Change]

You can't say that around short people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not him. Being short is not a thing. I'll just Literally say. I think it seemed like. It seemed like it was a connected thought.

[Jacob Ritz]

He's not sexy.

[Monet X Change]

He's short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no, no. There's a bunch of other things you

[Monet X Change]

want to clear up. Can you say what you meant?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I was just literally, I was like, listings about Charlamagne.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway.

[Jacob Ritz]

Can you name one person under five' eight you think is sexy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what people heights are.

[Monet X Change]

You can't determine if you've met someone who's under five, eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Can you think of a person who's over six feet tall?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, You.

[Monet X Change]

And you can't think of a person under five eight who you'd find sexy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's five' eight. You're five' eight.

[Monet X Change]

Name a person who's over six feet tall that you find sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over six feet tall?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy. Andy short.

[Monet X Change]

Can you name someone. Andy is the only person who's over six feet tall that you can think of that you find sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Megande stallion.

[Monet X Change]

She's six feet. She's not six feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's six feet.

[Monet X Change]

She'S not six feet. Please answer the question and please don't dodge and deflect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over six feet tall. Naomi Smalls.

[Monet X Change]

That you want to fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul Monet.

[Monet X Change]

You are such a little fucking bullshitting piece of shit. You're on one today. I would fuck RuPaul. Yeah, but you're doing a thing. I would fuck with you. You're trying to act like you don't recognize heights because we caught you in the middle of a heightist. Heightism. We caught you in the midst of your heightism, and you're trying to act like you can't. Like you can't register how tall people are. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But under 5, 8 is specific. I can know short people.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. Can you name person you find sexy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One short person. Elijah Wood.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think Elijah Wood is under five' eight? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually.

[Monet X Change]

You're pissing me off right now. I don't know. You know, when someone's. How do you think Patty's over five' eight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Patty's under five' eight.

[Jacob Ritz]

I will say at her defense, Elijah Wood's height is a little bit crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That's not the point I'm making. That's not the point I'm making. That's not the point I'm making. I didn't bring up Elijah Wood. Do you think that Rob is over five' eight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rob Bryant.

[Monet X Change]

Rob Bryant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say Rob is probably five' eight.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think that Zach Noe Towers is over five' eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say he's probably five' eight.

[Monet X Change]

You think Zach Noe Towers is five' eight? Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought Jake, I thought Jay to Faye, like heights really don't register something like that.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry, but you think Jay is Jacob's height?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jay and Jacob are maybe the same.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think Jacob is over five' eight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is probably what, five, six, five, seven.

[Monet X Change]

So you can determine if someone so what I'm trying to clear is I'm trying to point that you can indeed determine if someone is under.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't think of someone who like. I can't think of.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think Troy people are sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Correct.

[Monet X Change]

That's all we're trying to get to here anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Washan. Oh, the Breakfast Club. Today we're going to the time's up.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't do your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not about the task.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just holding my I'm saying the time is up and you didn't do your task.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And I did mine and I want to and what do you think my

[Bob the Drag Queen]

task was Was to your was to do something about going to see a sports team in an arena?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it?

[Monet X Change]

It was. I did it before. My thing was to mention the name of a made up sports team and it was the Columbus Georgia pot bellies. The Columbus Georgia team that's called the cottonmouths.

[Jacob Ritz]

Like snakes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

And I did the Columbus Georgia pot belly. I said she probably at the potbelly arena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the sports team is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Cause the Columbus pot bellies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be honest, I forgot about the task because we were talking about dicks. She didn't do it. I did not. I was talking about the dicks and I got so this is why we can't talk about dicks. I got so distracted by talking about dicks and then Jake was like. I was like, oh, shit, we have

[Monet X Change]

to do the test. What was your task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was to say my favorite scene five times, which would be my favorite sports scene five times, which would've been really easy. I just literally forgot that I was.

[Monet X Change]

What's your favorite sports scene?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The New York Mets.

[Monet X Change]

Not the Yankees.

[Jacob Ritz]

Can you name a player on the New York Mets right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Well, I like the team.

[Monet X Change]

What are you rooting for when you root for a team?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My city.

[Monet X Change]

See, this is why I'm confused about that. Because when you root for a team, I don't get what you're rooting for because the teams don't Even always stay in the same cities. So if you're a fan of the Raiders, the Raiders have moved, but not every year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were 20 years in Oakland, then they went for the last 15. It's not, it's not like they're, like, moving every year.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying, like, if you, like, you're not rooting for the players because they change. You're not rooting for the coach, they change. You're not rooting for the city, they change. What are you rooting for? The logo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think people. People are, like, loyal to the team. Like, if you, like, if you're a Dallas Cowboys fan, you don't care if Brett Favre left or whatever, you just like the Cowboys.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't get it because I get liking the players, I get liking the city. But if the cities. If the team is moving cities and all the players have changed and the coaches change, I don't get what we're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The teams don't typically move cities over

[Monet X Change]

and they don't typically do, but they can. So at this point, you're just rooting

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for the logo very seldom. Like the Dallas Cowboys have been the Dallas Cowboys for decades. The New York Giants have been the New York Giants for decades. The Green Bay packers have been the packers for decades.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm saying the New York

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Knicks, the LA Lakers.

[Monet X Change]

No, I. I get the concept of this, but I'm saying it is interesting when everything about the team changes and you're still rooting for the team. I just find that really interesting. I don't like sports like that, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm not a huge sports girl, but I think the. It's not nationalism. What would you call it for your states? Statism, when you're just rooting for your state team?

[Monet X Change]

I reckon. Well, states don't have teams. Cities have teams. True, because some states have multiple teams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, New York is a state and they have one team, but state team. Like, they say team.

[Monet X Change]

But how do you know it's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't say, but how do you

[Monet X Change]

know it's New York? How do you. New York is so interesting because the name of the city is also the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

name of the state.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I assumed. It's the New York City Net. The New York City Mets or whoever they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Sacramento Kings, L.A. lA Lakers. You're right.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. There's no, like, Georgia bipops.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the Golden State Warriors? That is the. For the entire state of California.

[Monet X Change]

But they're for. That's San Francisco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Golden State warriors are For California. The Sacramento Kings are up there. By who do they go?

[Monet X Change]

Where do they, where they play at in California? Where's their arena?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I couldn't tell you that.

[Monet X Change]

Who, what, what even sport is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Best basketball?

[Monet X Change]

Golden State is what they play. Can you google that? Where did the Golden State words play?

[Jacob Ritz]

San Francisco says Kane.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think it's the. About. I think they're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's called the Golden State. They're not called the San Francisco warriors, they're the Golden State Warriors.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, I ate that. Yeah, I think it's because of the bridge. It's like the Golden Gate Bridge. They're. Because I. I think because if I recall it's all coming back to me now. They're called that because of the bridge. California is called. No, because the bridge is their logo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But California's called the Golden State.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but I think they represent all of California.

[Monet X Change]

Is that the only team like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

California has like three. California has the Sacramento Kings, the Golden State warriors, the LA Lakers and the la. California has four teams.

[Monet X Change]

Who you fucking John Madden now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's football.

[Monet X Change]

What's the Golden State? That's basketball. They have the lakers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Lakers 76ers. No, that's Philadelphia.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, am I like a. Am I a sports card? No, the Lakers and the Clippers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clippers, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And the Staters. And the Golden Staters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Golden Staters and the Kings.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck are the Kings?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Sacramento Kings.

[Monet X Change]

It's all basketball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All basketball.

[Monet X Change]

Well, California's a massive state.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is true.

[Monet X Change]

Massive. I mean what's you name the only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alaska don't have no teams and they're the biggest state.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Land wise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but they don't have. Alaska doesn't have a single state. A single state.

[Monet X Change]

Canada is the second biggest country in the world. So they have more than everyone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so Montana doesn't have any.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Population. California's big. Based on its population, it's the biggest state by population. Yeah. So it makes sense they would have more representation because of the population. Can you name the only NBA team that's not in America?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only NBA team that's not in America.

[Monet X Change]

At least I think it's still the only NBA team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Toronto Raptors.

[Monet X Change]

Toronto Raptors. Isn't that weird? They're in the national and they're not national.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think we hear we have a lot of. There's a lot of cross pollination between the two. Like the hockey. We do a lot of that in hockey. Like we share The NHL together with California.

[Monet X Change]

Can you pass my carmax out of my bag with something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So speaking of California.

[Monet X Change]

Canada.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're going to Canada on July 22.

[Monet X Change]

We certainly are. Can't wait to get there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're doing the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal on July 22nd. Bob and I are doing Cinema Rivalry live. What should our topic be? We can't do one of our festivals. We've done one of our festivals for like 19 festivals. Festivals.

[Monet X Change]

Well, why don't if you're from Montreal, tell us what to talk about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

[Monet X Change]

But only from Montreal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, if you're from. If, if you are from Montreal, sign off below. Let us know. You would try to put that big ass purse.

[Monet X Change]

I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. Tell us comment below what topic we should do for our sibling rivalry live in the Just for Last. For the Just for Last festival.

[Monet X Change]

Whichever one has the most likes. We'll do that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. July 22nd you can go to monetexchange.com to get tickets or Bob thedracque queen.com

[Monet X Change]

seethedracquene.com to get tickets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tickets or hahaha.com if you go to

[Monet X Change]

Bob dragon.com you'll get navigated to the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

drag queen.com got it.

[Monet X Change]

How can we. What can that be for you? What domain can you do to get your tickets? That's not just moneyexchange.com because I assume you get a money change. Come. You have to click a few times to get there. So the way it works is for me is you go to Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you just scroll down. Mine is one page.

[Monet X Change]

Your website's one page?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's new.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This new one is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, got it. Got it. Because mine. So what. What are they. Can we go to Monet's website? Where do they go? See her YouTube videos and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's all in that.

[Monet X Change]

It's just one. It's like one. Like a Facebook feed, basically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so can I describe. We're on the page. The picture of Monet with her tiny, dainty little hand on her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you have to.

[Monet X Change]

What? He said it was tiny and dainty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hunt.

[Monet X Change]

I said it was tiny and dainty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's everything you do.

[Monet X Change]

It's a beautiful picture of Monet with her tiny, beautiful little hand on her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, just scroll down. Jaco.

[Monet X Change]

Don't scroll down. Stunning picture. Then we get a picture. Well, I'm describe what we're looking at. Then we get to a picture of Monet out of drag, wearing the jacket. One of the jackets she wore on the Traders, one with all the brooches. She looks very, very handsome. Is giving. About the author. And then it says Monae. Well, I'm going to read a little bit. Monet X Change is a world renowned drag queen, comedian, musician and television personality celebrated for her sharp wit, powerhouse vocals and commanding stage presence. Rising to fame on RuPaul's Drag Race and making history as the first, first Double Crown winner. She has built a global career across music, podcasts, comedy, television, and live performance, most recently appearing on season four of the Traders us. Then it has more nice things. Then we scroll a bit further.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob Ritz.

[Monet X Change]

Then down there we see a clip. Monday talks. It's a blur about her podcast. A picture of her and one of her little pedestrian drag looks. She looks very good. She has three little bantu knots on her head and hers are like a honey blonde. She has one hand on her thigh. That's thigh, girl. That is red.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you talking about, honey blonde?

[Monet X Change]

That is not red. It is red. You're not about to gaslight me. Keep scrolling, Jacob. And then go down a little bit further. And it's a picture of me and Monet doing something. Rivalry. I'm for some reason, I have devil horns and a satanic mustache on my face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wonder why.

[Monet X Change]

And Monet's wearing a crown because that was not in the edit that we. That I approved. Is interesting. That is a very interesting little tidbit that I'm seeing here. For the first time ever in my life, I do look stunning, but I don't know why I'm painting like the devil. Let's keep scrolling. It's all got like a wheat paper thing, like a wheat paste thing on it too. And then you have all of her live dates with links that we now know are working indeed, shout out to Monet's team. And then pictures of like a marquee with Monet's name on it. Monet performing live with some dancers. And then underneath that, there's a picture of Monet X Change holding a jacket. Or some flowers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or flowers.

[Monet X Change]

Some flowers. Is this a live performance? Yeah, this is live on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

This looks like a photo shoot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Live on stage. Where at this was for? Digital drag. A festival Digital drag show. I did.

[Monet X Change]

Can you grab my website now? Sure. Can you take the reins?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just got to the fucking page. So you're on Bob's homepage and you see there are different six different boxes. One says about the drag queen. One says, see the drag queen with some stunning pictures from. The first one is from his. Don't tell me this was Bob your last comment. Well, not your last. Especially before last.

[Monet X Change]

It was used as artwork for you. Yeah. Wokman address.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wokman address. Then this picture from we're here, but see the drag queen. Then you go down. Then there's Watch the drag queen. This is a photo shoot Bob and Jacob did in their apartment.

[Monet X Change]

That's not Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob didn't do this picture.

[Monet X Change]

Nope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did? That picture.

[Monet X Change]

That photo was taken by Albert Sanchez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, was it? Mm. Okay, the one on the right is a picture taken by Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

That one is by Jacob. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go down. Post shot the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

I think that was by Jacob. That you.

[Jacob Ritz]

Or the photo is also Sanchez.

[Monet X Change]

That's Albert. The first two up top were Jacob,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

though, and then Reed, the drag queen. I don't know who. Jacob took that in your apartment. Right.

[Monet X Change]

That photo is. No, that photo's taken by a guy named Rohan something or the other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Bob is wearing a black hat. He's out of drag and wear the drag queen. Bob is wearing one of his sacks, also out of Dragon. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. You notice any shade about you on my page?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Is it anything about cinema rivalry?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the dates, the tour dates.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a whole cinema rivalry section about us.

[Monet X Change]

There is like a thing, a blurb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A blurb about us and then there's a link to go watch us.

[Monet X Change]

Also, if you click Watch the drag queen, then you see Jake go to watch the drag queen. Okay. Maybe they probably wasn't sure. Let me see who Watch the drag queen. Watch the drag queen. Maybe I made that up. Maybe I made that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't think you were going to check it.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

See you this summer Bob I'm like a sports girl. Like quiz me on cities. I know every city of every team.

[Monet X Change]

I will name the city. You will name. No, I will name the team Okay, I have to use my phone. I have to use my phone for this, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are so dangerous.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, and what sports are you good at besides Puerto Rican hockey players?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm good at basketball and football.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I don't think you're gonna know football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna know football, I think.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think you're gonna know football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am, babe.

[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here we go. Bears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Chicago Bears.

[Monet X Change]

The Bills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Buffalo Bills.

[Monet X Change]

New York does have two teams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do. That little wink was cute. Actually, you know what?

[Monet X Change]

I wink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I can't wink without winking both eyes. Watch.

[Monet X Change]

That's called blinking. That's. You don't wink both eyes. You blink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do a video, like online or something, and I try to do a wink. I always look. I'm always like.

[Monet X Change]

Try to do the other one. That's crazy. The Rams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know the Rams. The Washington Rams. No, this is actually.

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

St. Louis Rams.

[Monet X Change]

You should know this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the Rams?

[Monet X Change]

Los Angeles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't know that one.

[Monet X Change]

Los Angeles. The city you're in right now. The Raiders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oakland Raiders. No. Las Vegas Raiders.

[Monet X Change]

There we go. The Ravens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Baltimore Ravens.

[Monet X Change]

The Panthers. The Black Panthers. Where they at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Panthers are not Florida. The. Jacksonville. No, that's the Jaguars.

[Monet X Change]

The Panther.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where the Panthers are.

[Monet X Change]

Carolina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Wakanda Panthers.

[Monet X Change]

Carolina. How about the Chargers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know the Chargers. The Charleston Chargers.

[Monet X Change]

Los Angeles?

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The LA team is like that.

[Monet X Change]

How about the Titans?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tennessee Titans.

[Monet X Change]

How about the Steelers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pittsburgh Steelers?

[Monet X Change]

The Buccaneers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's also Pittsburgh.

[Monet X Change]

Nope.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come with a P, though.

[Monet X Change]

Nope. There's a P in the name, but it doesn't start with a piece of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the Buccaneer?

[Monet X Change]

Tampa Bay. And your final one. The Colts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, the Colts. Kansas City Colts.

[Monet X Change]

Can I give you a clue?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, let's go.

[Monet X Change]

Indianapolis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. Was this.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know what this is? Jacob. What's this?

[Jacob Ritz]

Blair St. Clair, who's from Winter Runway.

[Monet X Change]

Who's from. Who's from. Someone in the chat knew that was. Someone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it immediately.

[Monet X Change]

Immediately. Someone got that for Blair.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah. That's an I.

[Monet X Change]

That's an iconic, famous Blair moment. What did she do that on RuPaul's record?

[Jacob Ritz]

It's down during the Winter Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Jacob Ritz]

It was during the Apocalypse Ball. When you have the snow look, she comes out wearing a fur, and she goes, sh.

[Monet X Change]

And she goes.

[Jacob Ritz]

She's cold.

[Monet X Change]

And then RuPaul becomes obsessed with it. And then she started doing it Everywhere

[Jacob Ritz]

she goes, o. I forget which one.

[Monet X Change]

And she rubs her arms. And then RuPaul became obsessed with it. She did it pretty much every Runway after that. It was pretty funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I do not remember this at all.

[Monet X Change]

Now what are you going to quiz me on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sports.

[Monet X Change]

Not sports.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a sports episode, Bob. Is it anything you're confident in? Football, basketball. Okay. Teams or cities?

[Monet X Change]

You name the team, I'll name the city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

This I'm actually going to ace because as long as I've heard it, I have a pretty good memory and get stuck in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name the city, you name the team.

[Monet X Change]

You name the team, I name the city. City. Or would you. Well, yeah, you name the team, I'll name the city. Same thing you got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. The Celtics.

[Monet X Change]

Boston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. The Spurs.

[Monet X Change]

Portland. No, no, the Spurs. No, no, no. Phoenix. No, they're the Suns. The Spurs. Who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

San Antonio.

[Monet X Change]

San Antonio Spurs. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay,

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm gonna get more than this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This one is easy.

[Monet X Change]

The Heat. Miami. Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uhhuh. Rockets.

[Monet X Change]

Rockets. There are Rockets. Yeah, the Rockets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uhhuh.

[Monet X Change]

They're in. They're in the Pacific Northwest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna. I'm no lead. I'm not giving no clues. Okay. Hey, you want a clue? Uhhuh.

[Monet X Change]

No, Give me a real clue. An actual clue. I actually gave you a real clue, and I only need one clue. This is the only one I'm using. Clue on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is on. Are you sure you want to use your clue?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'm gonna use it right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ty.

[Monet X Change]

Houston. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Timberwolves.

[Monet X Change]

Minnesota.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Bucs.

[Monet X Change]

The Bucks is in the Midwest. The Bucks are going to be Billings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck is Billings?

[Monet X Change]

Montana. That's the capital of Montana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Montana has no team. Oh, well, basketball. Football. Mavericks. Oh, sorry, that was Milwaukee.

[Monet X Change]

Milwaukee. The Mavericks. The Mavericks are D.C.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

dallas.

[Monet X Change]

The Dallas Mavericks. Duh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Nets.

[Monet X Change]

New York. That's the Mets. New Jersey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the Brooklyn Nets.

[Monet X Change]

That is New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. They're called. They're not called the New York Nets. They're the Brooklyn Nets, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

But it's New York. No, I get a half point for that one. So you're taking points on home. I get half a point for that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Grizzlies Rip

[Monet X Change]

my dead dog.

[Jacob Ritz]

He can still be alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he could still be.

[Monet X Change]

There is no way on that. Grizzly would be 30 years old right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dog from the sandlot was, like, 27 years old.

[Monet X Change]

Grizzly. I got grizzly when I was 9 years old. Old grizzly would be 31 years old this year.

[Jacob Ritz]

I'm just saying there's no body. So we.

[Monet X Change]

We don't actually know the Grizzlies are Montana. No, there's no team in Montana. Yeah, they deserve a team.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm trying to get at. Should we start a team? Montana?

[Monet X Change]

No, the Grizzlies are. I don't know. Who are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Memphis.

[Monet X Change]

Memphis Grizzlies. They know. Is there grizzly bears in Memphis?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that. I won the last one. This one's easy. The Magic.

[Monet X Change]

The Magic is the team that Magic Johnson. No, Magic Johnson. That would have been crazy if Magic

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Johnson played for the Magics.

[Monet X Change]

The Magics is in Florida. Orlando Magics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, good for you.

[Monet X Change]

Shaquille o'. Neal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did he play the Magic? He played Lakers. No.

[Monet X Change]

And he played for the Magics, too. Can you Google Chicago playing for the Magics, Jacob?

[Jacob Ritz]

There are no grizzly bears in.

[Monet X Change]

In Tennessee. Yeah, sorry.

[Jacob Ritz]

What am I googling?

[Monet X Change]

Shaquille o'. Neal, Orlando Magics. I'm pretty sure he played for the Magic in the early 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You guys gonna play around with Combat after this?

[Monet X Change]

I would love that if I'm free. Yeah, he played for the magics in on 1992.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you ever watch Space Jam? I thought Space Jam was such a.

[Monet X Change]

Watch space.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a good movie, right?

[Monet X Change]

Space Jam is an amazing, great film. Everybody get up. It's time to jam now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got the real jam going down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Get your chance do your dance at the Space Jam. All right, all right, all right. Wave your hands in the air if you feel right we're gonna take it into overdrive.

[Monet X Change]

Welcome was Jock Jams from Space Jam 2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jock Jam.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jock Jam.

[Monet X Change]

Jock Jams.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck is Jock Jams?

[Monet X Change]

Jock Jams was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like a porn.

[Monet X Change]

Jock Jams was this, like. Like, I don't know if it's like, a DJ or if it's like a collective. They would make this, like, this big scene, like, Y' all ready for this? Pump the jam. Pump, pump, Bump the jam. Go. Oh, hey, hey. You get out of our way because today is the day we will blow you away. I don't know if it's like, a DJ or if it was like a group of DJs or whatever. They would make these, like, like big sports things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Did you watch the sequel?

[Jacob Ritz]

Do you know you remember? And that's what I call music. Yeah, it was kind of that vibe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. What happened to those?

[Jacob Ritz]

They're still on them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They still do them?

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, yeah, they're on them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I don't see them

[Jacob Ritz]

advertising anywhere on like 60 now CDs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no way to do them.

[Monet X Change]

Are they doing CDs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably. Probably streaming. You probably stream them, but then just

[Monet X Change]

stream other people's music. The point of now that's what I call music was like, I want to listen to Britney Spears, but I don't want her album. I just want Toxic. I just want the hit hits, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you still get the album. So you just, just listen to those songs and like, you don't have to like make.

[Monet X Change]

Make your own playlist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too much. It's easier.

[Monet X Change]

Did you watch the sequel to Space Jab?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not. Is. Did you?

[Monet X Change]

No. LeBron James, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Should we watch it together?

[Monet X Change]

I used to get bullied about Space Jam when I was a kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

They sound like a monster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, because you were. Because you were tall.

[Monet X Change]

Because I was tall and skinny and skinny and dark skinned. The big tossing was like purple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Purple. He goes purple. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So they said I look like the fucking monster. They just call me a monster in seventh grade. Isn't that mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's very mean. Do you know you remember the. That trend on social media where they would take the. Have the flags of a. Like, hear me out. Hear me out for the Monstars, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the Monstars could get it. Especially the big booty one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hear me out, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Who's basically Charles Barkley, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Charles Barkley?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the big booty Monstar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hear me out. A lot of them. I'm into it.

[Monet X Change]

Cheeked up.

[Jacob Ritz]

Up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm into it.

[Monet X Change]

Monstars or Avatars?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monstars.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna go with Avatars. They're way hotter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I gotta see the. Can you pull the Monstars? Jacob from Space Jam?

[Monet X Change]

Let's pick a Monstar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the green one. He was thick, right?

[Monet X Change]

No, the thick one was the, was the Charles Barkley one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the green was thick. The green one's like dopey. And yeah, the green one was thick.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's big muscly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I like like the, the, the orange one who is Charles Barkley and the really tall Doofy one in the back. Yeah, I like tall skinny one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like green and purple.

[Monet X Change]

No, we have to pick one. Oh, I'm gonna go for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna go purple.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna go for the tall skinny one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, green.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, I like the little short one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Short one. Oh, the little short one.

[Monet X Change]

He's based on mugsy bows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, very mugsy. Bogues.

[Monet X Change]

Is it Bogues?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bogues.

[Monet X Change]

He Bogues down, honey. I. I like the. I like the little mugsy bugs one. Or. I don't know. The tall one is great. I'm gonna go with the tall. I'm back. Back is the tall one for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going green one. I like his little. His little stegosaurus back thing.

[Monet X Change]

Too big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, he would tear me up.

[Monet X Change]

This is too much muscle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He would tear me up.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I want to lay down with a man with that much muscle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever someone that. With that muscle? Never. Not once.

[Monet X Change]

Never, not once. How you going to know if you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't like it if you've never done it before?

[Monet X Change]

You're right. It just seems like too much meat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Should we do this for Halloween?

[Monet X Change]

We need more people. Yeah, we need. I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Okay, let's do this. Okay. You have myself. You.

[Jacob Ritz]

Taylor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor is. Oh, Naomi. He said drag.

[Monet X Change]

The monsters are black. Taylor can't be a monster. No, the monsters are not black coated. The monsters are black. They're all based on actual basketball players. And they're all black basketball players who

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know the blue one is based on the tall white guy.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's. That's the Kimbe Matombo, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Mutumbo wasn't around back then.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, he was, but Tumble was. How old do you think the Kimbe Mutombo is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not about his age.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe Dikembe Mutombo was playing basketball at the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think he was.

[Monet X Change]

Dikembe Mutombo played. When did he start? When did he join the league?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, when did he join the NBA?

[Jacob Ritz]

91.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to apologize to me at what time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did Space Jam come out?

[Monet X Change]

You think Space Jam came out in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the 80s or 92? Man.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to apologize to me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what year? Come on. That's the question.

[Monet X Change]

1996. Do you want to apologize to me? No. Do you want to at least admit you were wrong? No. You can't even admit you were wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know. Well, Jacob, can you look up who is the blue.

[Monet X Change]

They won't say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you know they won't say it?

[Monet X Change]

Because I think there's like a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, the Internet probably has a thing.

[Monet X Change]

He is Dikembe Motombo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think. I think he's the one.

[Monet X Change]

The orange one is Charles Barkley. The little one is Mugsy Bowles. Bogues. Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they do see Larry Johnson. He's talking about the tall white dude. I'm telling you.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, okay. Orange is Charles Barkley. Patrick Ewing. Who the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that the black guy?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. With the flat top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Larry Johnson.

[Monet X Change]

And then Mugsy Bugs. Then Sean. I don't know who. Shaun, let's see who Larry Johnson is. Is this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not black coded at all.

[Monet X Change]

So I guess Taylor gonna be the tall one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, look up, look up. Look at the bottom one.

[Monet X Change]

The bottom one. I slap one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Sean?

[Monet X Change]

Who's Sean? Who's Sean Radley? You're dumb.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

[Monet X Change]

But that's not the one. That's Taylor. That's the one you said. But that's not the one you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Though we can agree, I will say this. I was wrong about them all being black. And I was wrong about that one. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Taylor could be the white one.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob gonna be the short one. Jacob be Foxy Bugs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's how.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what you got with that spiky ass outfit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you, you're dangerous.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you miss it? He just stabbed himself with his own fucking outfit.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so Tao is the short one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Short one.

[Monet X Change]

Which one am I? We haven't found us. We cast everybody but ourselves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. We put a. Okay. I want to be.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I'm the green one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're green. All purple.

[Monet X Change]

No, Andy gotta be this purple nigga. I Greg. Andy too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess I'm red or orange.

[Monet X Change]

He got the biggest ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Okay, I'll be here. Oh, my God. We gotta get. Wow. We gotta get the. We gotta get a full body makeup again.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't do full body makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was you. I'm not doing a full body again, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

That's what the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm wearing tights, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

I sat in that shower for fucking three hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not doing it again.

[Monet X Change]

I sat in the jail so damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will get like things tights. I'm not doing full body. It's not happening.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta put Jacob in there. Who's Jacob wanna be?

[Jacob Ritz]

I can be Bugs Bunny.

[Monet X Change]

My bunny. No, Jake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a Lola Bunny in full pink.

[Monet X Change]

Who Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane. Who are you?

[Monet X Change]

Is Kane giving. Oh, my God.

[Jacob Ritz]

Kane.

[Monet X Change]

If you are willing to. We're not short enough to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not short enough is rude as.

[Jacob Ritz]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Why is that rude, Elmer for all

[Jacob Ritz]

this, like a bald little guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we're all getting a prosthetics.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a big fat orange Elmer F. I would be not fat, by the way. Elmer. But is not fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not fat him up.

[Monet X Change]

Put him up on screen so we can look at him. You allow to Google on your phone.

[Jacob Ritz]

But he's not attractive.

[Monet X Change]

Elmer Fudd is not fat at all. Yeah, he's a little, little man. He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ball. We're just trying to find a white character for Kane to be.

[Monet X Change]

Kane's gonna be Elmer Fudd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He has to be a white character for sure. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's Porky Pig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Porky Pig. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Elmer Fudd is.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, okay, hear me out. He's Australian. And we have the Tasmanian Devil, which is close.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, who's gonna be Foghorn Leghorn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we're not doing all these characters. We're just doing a space jam. The monsters.

[Jacob Ritz]

Oh, I'm Tweety Bird. I don't know. I'm Tweety Bird for sure.

[Monet X Change]

So now Jacob can't be in it. So you kicking Jacob at the club? You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I be something that's brown? I just real. I don't want to be no colors.

[Monet X Change]

Ain't no brown monsters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the worst. It was very traumatic. Huh?

[Jacob Ritz]

Wiley Coyote?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, we're. We are. Me and Monet are gonna be Monstars. So we'll do the body tights and they'll paint on the tights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And Jacob's gonna be Tweety Bird. Tweety Bird.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Kane's gonna be Elmer Fudd. Amber. Amber can be Lola Bunny. No, Jasmine's Lola Bunny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Amber can be. I mean, Amber should be Bugs Bunny. That'll be cute.

[Monet X Change]

No, Amber could be. Oh, my God. Amber would be a cunty Marvin the Martian if Amber hit like a cunty. Marvin the Martian is low key. Veigar coded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Veigar. Veigar is Marvin the Martian coded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Veigar?

[Monet X Change]

Veigar is a character from League of Legends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, girl. So are we turning into the House of Avalon? We doing a whole house with all these costumes?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe people can be invited is what we're getting at. Yeah, people can be invited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now is Cinnamon rivalry bankrolling everyone is transformation.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. Okay, Jacob, pull this off screen. Pull off the screen, Jacob, because we're. We're going to quiz us on these football. Now pull it off. Pull it off. Pull it off. Pull it off.

[Jacob Ritz]

No, this is not what I want

[Monet X Change]

you to Quiz us on this. Oh, pull it off, pull it off, pull it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take it off the screen.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Or just because you're going to quiz us on it and we're going to see who gets the most. Right.

[Jacob Ritz]

Did you read what I had over?

[Monet X Change]

I was looking, but what'd you have over it?

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. I was going to draft the next NFL football team using only rug girls. And this was a description of each of the roles you could assign them.

[Monet X Change]

We can do both. Okay, you'll quiz us then. All right, so give us one by one what. What the role is and we'll try to determine it. Actually, we just do it together.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, well, this is also not made to be a quiz, so I have

[Monet X Change]

more like you just name a thing and we'll just say what they do and then you tell us if we're wrong.

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, I don't actually know what they do, and this is not an accurate list of what they do.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, what is that stuff on there?

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, this is like, for example, for a quarterback, this is like, what is the. What are good qualities for a quarterback to have. Have rather than an in depth explanation of what a quarterback is? So I can pull that up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah. So I think the quarterback is obviously the one who throws the football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're like the leader of the team.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're like. You're like the leader of the pack. Vroom, vroom. So you. I think the quarterback is usually quite. They're not the skinniest and they're not the biggest. Yeah, they are like the strongest arms,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, to throw a ball. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And they have to have great leadership

[Bob the Drag Queen]

qualities, a good kicker. They have to kick, too. I know quarterbacks always kick.

[Monet X Change]

No, the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who kicks the field goal?

[Monet X Change]

Not the cornerback.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyone can just do it.

[Jacob Ritz]

So what does the quarterback do in the game?

[Monet X Change]

They throw the football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the ball plays.

[Monet X Change]

They're like, blue, hut one, hut two,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

blue 42, 602, which was just. They're just saying numbers there. That's just to trick the thing.

[Monet X Change]

But one of them is the real one. The third one is the real one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or the fourth one or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So that's the quarterback. Did we get that right?

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah, I mean, I also. I'm going to be fully honest, I don't have the knowledge about football to tell you if you're right or wrong.

[Monet X Change]

From what I read what the thing

[Jacob Ritz]

says, it's a lot to read and it's a little bit confusing and I don't understand football enough to actually know

[Monet X Change]

you can give you like a two. You can't say. Give me a two answer. A two second. Two minute, two sentence. Answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two minute, two sentence, two paragraph.

[Jacob Ritz]

The quarterback is the player who receives the ball from the center to start the play. The most influential position on the offensive side. Because his.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Jacob Ritz]

That is his or her or their team's progress down the field is dependent on their success.

[Monet X Change]

Also, he doesn't start with it. He gets the ball thrown to him. I was wrong about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He gets it thrown to him by the center.

[Jacob Ritz]

I don't know, but sure.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you just read it. Don't hit him by the. You just said it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Oh, from the center. Yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so who's a good quarterback?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Peyton Manning for us, the

[Jacob Ritz]

Rude Girls, A team of Drag Race Green. You need to have good decision making and the ability to process information really quickly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's me.

[Jacob Ritz]

And also you also need, like, good arm strength.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's me.

[Monet X Change]

My arms are stronger than yours. We've covered this several times, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't even throw a football.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You spiral throw a football.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I can throw a football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I've never seen you do it and

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you do it. It. But I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I played football. I used to remember my jersey.

[Monet X Change]

I've never played football, but I know how I. I can throw a football. First of all, my mother was an athlete. She taught me how to play sports. So I, I actually, I'm. I can play football.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of us actually played football. And I played junior play development for three years.

[Monet X Change]

In mid position.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was quarterback.

[Monet X Change]

Lying ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was quarterback and running back.

[Monet X Change]

See, now you run. Now you running. You were running it back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Juniper, I believe you were the quarterback. I feel like K. I can call K right now.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like any pitch. You'll be the running back. No, I thought somehow any pitch will be fine. You're going to be the running back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call Kitch.

[Monet X Change]

If you play, you're going to be in the middle right behind me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no picture of me playing. But Kameka used to come to my games.

[Monet X Change]

And she saw you as the quarterback.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Call her and say, what position did I play? That's what I want to see. Because I should be the quarterback. I have great leadership skills.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Same.

[Monet X Change]

And I have a stronger arm than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have. I have a stronger arm than you.

[Monet X Change]

Your arm is not stronger than mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am.

[Monet X Change]

How do you prove that? I think we can prove it. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello. Hi, Kamika. K. You're on the podcast right now.

[Monet X Change]

Hi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just what position, Mika? Okay, when you came to see me play jpd, do you remember. Do you remember what position I played on jpd?

[Monet X Change]

No. Okay. Convenient.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, am, when I say can you

[Monet X Change]

grab the weights out of that room? Bring him in on the heaviest.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay. Love you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Love you too.

[Monet X Change]

This outfit is so uncomfortable. Jesus Christ. This outfit is the pits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hate that you wear this. It's annoying to hug you, to be next to you. You're dangerous.

[Monet X Change]

It's horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we know.

[Monet X Change]

So we're gonna lift this weight until we can't anymore. We're gonna both lift this weight so we can put it right in the middle. I'll grab it. Since you have. Since you have the strongest arms, we're gonna find out. You're approved this, honey. No, we need the mic. We need to hear you moaning and groaning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you go first.

[Monet X Change]

No, there's two bitches.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna go simultaneously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane, I'm so sorry. K. K Came to be a camera op.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we need to.

[Jacob Ritz]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz lifting up to prove it. Honey, I do need to change clothes though, cuz I'm gonna smush my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, you'll be fine.

[Monet X Change]

I'm changing. I'm gonna change. Hold on. Okay, so we're gonna go one by one. Whoever does the most reps and you have to. And you have to keep communicating while doing. You have to keep podcasting while doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Is going to be the. Now we have to decide who's going to go first by playing rock, paper, scissors on Shoot. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rock, paper, scissors, Shoot.

[Monet X Change]

When who wins, goes. Who wins? Chooses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Chooses rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You go first, loser.

[Monet X Change]

All right, hold on. Here we go. This is £50.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Which is.

[Monet X Change]

Which is very heavy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is very heavy.

[Monet X Change]

Was it going second? You're going to try to. You're going to try to one up me. That's the. You can just push yourself a little further. Which is shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do anything shady. I literally played.

[Jacob Ritz]

Why do we use them at the same time?

[Monet X Change]

Because we couldn't get the other weight. It's. It's confusing. Here we go.

[Jacob Ritz]

Wait, sorry. Can you. I. I can't see when it's on Apple tv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you showing us a TV show?

[Monet X Change]

He's just trying to get us name it. Because we had him take it off. Oh, £50.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And we have to do this. The exact same curl, inside arm. Boop, bop, boop. And can we. Can we get a criteria? It has to touch the chest. Has to be fully extended, touch your chest. Fully extended. Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right.

[Monet X Change]

Woo. One podcast with me.

[Jacob Ritz]

So which sport has the best costume?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Jacob Ritz]

What sport has the best costume?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What has the best costumes?

[Monet X Change]

Baseball. They're so hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By who? What baseball do you like? 5. What baseball do you like?

[Monet X Change]

6. Atlanta Braves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember what their costumes look like?

[Monet X Change]

Mostly white. Was that seven?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll see why. Okay, and then.

[Monet X Change]

And red.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And red. Okay, eight. No, that was seven. Seven.

[Monet X Change]

How many was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was seven, bitch.

[Jacob Ritz]

By your criteria, you didn't touch your toes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, seven. And we're gonna clear this up, honey. I don't think you're gonna get three. That's a lot of weight. That was very heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

50. I don't know why you want to go to 50. 50 is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Because we're testing for strength here, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One.

[Monet X Change]

Now, what sports teams do you like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the Mets.

[Monet X Change]

And what do you like about them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like their players. They're very cute.

[Monet X Change]

They said that was not a full extension. That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was, by the way. There we go. All right. What.

[Monet X Change]

What colors are they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Mets are green. No. Blue. That's six.

[Monet X Change]

No, the lean. No, the lean is crazy. And you didn't give that seven up. No breaks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean no breaks? No breaks.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes, yes. That is. That is very heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

50 is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

My arm is. 50 is crazy. My arm is. If it was less than, we'd be here all day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, 40 is a wait. 50 is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

It was less than. We'd be here all day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do 50 for like a drop set to see like your last. How many you can do.

[Monet X Change]

Well, however you do is one less than me. And that last one took you out, honey. So now can you admit that my arms are stronger than yours?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Slightly.

[Monet X Change]

You are such a little. Every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge, it is slightly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is slightly.

[Monet X Change]

Every time I beat you in a physical fitness challenge, you can't just give it to me. You can't just admit that I beat you in the foot race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just said you're slightly. You said. I said you're right. You're slightly.

[Monet X Change]

You got a little. Little thing on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By one. That's slightly.

[Monet X Change]

You got a little. That one is 50 whole pounds. Because I actually did one. That extra one. Then I got like, like a third. You did not get a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a quarter of. You did this tell myself.

[Monet X Change]

And then I got. Then I got a third of the last one and I. I saw you fight of your life. My arm is tight. It's a lot of weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so your mom played soccer?

[Monet X Change]

My mother did not play soccer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, don't tell me. Not baseball. She played softball.

[Monet X Change]

And basketball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And basketball.

[Monet X Change]

And track.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And track.

[Monet X Change]

Martha was the fastest teenager in the entire state of Mississippi. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she was a dpk?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The fastest teenager. Boys, girls, everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she ever want to do Olympics?

[Monet X Change]

No. She never mentioned it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mentioned? No. Kids are going to that. I'm like, like, does someone, like, scout you? Like, you know what I'm saying? Or I guess you just do meets. You do meets and meets and meets and meets.

[Monet X Change]

And word gets out, I reckon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? Yeah. I always wanted to, because, I mean, they have Olympics in St. Lucia. St. Lucia has a good track and feel. And swimming. You know what?

[Monet X Change]

I decided that I wanted to go go pro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't ever really want to go pro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. Lotion on top, my upper thigh. You ever put on shorts and lotion?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just see your knees.

[Monet X Change]

You ever do I lotion when I get I lotion when I get out of the shower, but then my skin be eating that shit up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently.

[Monet X Change]

I had some bad lotion. There was, like, a lotion grade. Really? Kane and Nate was over here grading my lotion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What lotion do you use?

[Monet X Change]

I use Vaseline, cocoa butter. And then on my upper body, I use Vaseline oil gel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You use lotion? Well, yeah. You gotta stay hydrated.

[Monet X Change]

Does Kane use lotion?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy does not use lotion lotion.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Jacob Ritz]

I definitely am, like, really good on my face and my neck. Like, I'm losing those every day. The rest of my body, on and off. Maybe like, two times a week. I. Okay. I find it annoying to, like, have lotion on my body and not be able to touch things. Like, I don't want to sit on my bed.

[Monet X Change]

You can touch. How much lotion are you putting on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Andy, too. Andy doesn't like putting. He doesn't like the feel of it on his skin.

[Monet X Change]

What? Your skin feels better when lotion is gone, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is notorious that white people don't lotion. Is this news to you?

[Monet X Change]

I just thought. I mean, there's so much lotion in our house, and I guess I'm using all of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are.

[Monet X Change]

There's a lot of lotion. Let's go into Jacob's bathroom. I'm going to Jacob's bathroom. Okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

It's also kind of like. I mean. I mean, the lotion in my bathroom I use.

[Monet X Change]

I guess I've never looked like, is there a lotion up in here.

[Jacob Ritz]

It's mostly like face stuff though. Like I use it on my face. I do lotion my face and I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

lotion from head to toe. Every time I got to shower Jacob's

[Monet X Change]

bathroom sink, there is not a empty

[Bob the Drag Queen]

space on it because you have a lot of skincare.

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, okay, here's the thing. I also use a lot of stuff, but not regularly, but regularly enough that if I put it somewhere else it is actively annoying to get out.

[Monet X Change]

And it is. There is not an. And there's probably stuff underneath too. I don't look under there. I haven't. At least I haven't in a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, when I got my bathroom cabinets installed I made sure I got roborn ones so I can like put all my skincare in. And there they have a lot of skincare stuff.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, I, I, what I do is I get out of the shower and I, well I used to do this but I, I need to go back to it. I, I take a hyaluronic acid and I rub it over my entire body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? What does that do?

[Monet X Change]

It just helps your skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

And then I put lotion on top of the hyaluronic acid and then I use oil gel on my torso.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Legs. No, but torso and arms or just your torso?

[Monet X Change]

Torso and my arms. Got it down to the wrist. And then I have to wash my hands because the oil gel is really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do it last so my hands can stay hydrated with the gel.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I do the oil. I don't want the oil gel. The oil gel on the hands I actually believe is too much. The oil gel in your hands is way too much. You can't use your phone. So I wash the oil gel off and then I put a little bit of lotion back on. Just like the Vaseline, the Vaseline cocoa butter on my hands. I was using the shea butter, the Hana Hana Beauty shea butter for while but it's just hard to get it. Said Sephora. I don't go to Sephora that often. And then this or you can order it on their the website Hanahana Beauty. By the way, shout out. I recommend all of you. Hana Honey Beauty is black owned and it is amazing shea butter and they also pay the women who crop farm the cocoa, the, the, the shea, the shea beans or whatever they are three times the going rate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which work.

[Monet X Change]

Hana Hana Beauty. I met her doing a Facebook like market event. Market. I did like a thing with Facebook.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Habana, right?

[Monet X Change]

Habana. Habana. I guess something like that. She's A sickening businesswoman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you have kids and get into sports, how would you react? I know I would be insufferable. I'm at every game. I'm on the sidelines. Come on. What are you talking about? That's dobby. Me. If my kid was a sport in a sport.

[Monet X Change]

If I had a kid in a sport, I'd be there and I'd be rooting for them. I'd be like, you don't want to be a cheerleader. That'd be more fun for me. Mean. But if I have a kid who wants to go in the arts. I've already told you this. You're. You are not allowed to quit the first year you try. You have to. You have to commit a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I.

[Monet X Change]

If you tell me want to play. If you tell me you want to play trumpet and I buy you a trumpet, I better hear toot, toot, toot, loop, toot.

[Jacob Ritz]

Generally speaking, you don't buy a trumpet for a beginner who would rent one

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or the school probably normally provides it. If. And I'm assuming the school that you go to would be.

[Monet X Change]

Look at this one. Look at this one here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm assuming the districts you're in, the school you're in. They'll probably provide the instrument for the first. For while you're in school band. Because not unless you wanted to get into it. Like when they're in, like, I don't know if you want to teach them the Suzuki method when they start playing at three years old. And that's different.

[Monet X Change]

I had to drop out a band because my mom would. Wouldn't buy me a saxophone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like to practice outside of school.

[Monet X Change]

She wouldn't rent the saxophone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

They're like, you gotta rent the saxophone. I was like, I ain't renting no sex phone. That's too much money. She bought me the recording.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yes. If my kid is involved in any sport or anything, I'm going balls to the wall. I want to be there every game as much as I can. And be. I will probably be the crazy stage parent, like, going in.

[Monet X Change]

I will support my child for sure. But if my kid wants to quit football, I will just pull them out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think anything that they want to do to your point, they have to. Like, if you like. I want to teach them about. Because I really regret my mom letting me quit piano, like, at this age. I wish she'd not let me quit it. I wanted to quit. She's like, okay. I wish that Sheila would be like, no, keep doing it. You're not quitting. I really, I. You know.

[Monet X Change]

You don't think you'd have built some resentment if she'd have made you do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe, but I know now, sitting at this point, I wish I stuck with it. Cause I think I would be. I am proficient enough so I can play chords and notes. But if I would have stuck with

[Monet X Change]

it, I could have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who knows what my life would have been.

[Monet X Change]

Now she don't want you to be miserable.

[Jacob Ritz]

You can always pick it up. Right now you can go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me say something. Learning an instrument as an adult is not the same as a kid. You learn it way fast and way better when you're. When you're a child. As an adult, your brain is not. It is harder to learn instruments as an adult.

[Monet X Change]

I believe in my heart of hearts that if I started today, I could play the entire Maple Leaf Rag in a year. You probably. That's not. Yes, like flawlessly. Like with like the build up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to be practicing. You have to be taking lessons and practicing like at least three or four times a week.

[Monet X Change]

I could do that. What song are you going to play?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I take piano for all year? Yeah. I mean, my dream would be to. To. To play the Chopin ballad in G minor. It is my favorite.

[Monet X Change]

Can I hear it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's my favorite musical piece of all time and I can't sing it.

[Jacob Ritz]

I was going to have nobody sing it, but she's on vocal rest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob Ritz]

Chopin. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ballade B A L L A D E in G minor B A L, L A D de. Oh, there we go.

[Monet X Change]

Let's hear it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's long girl.

[Monet X Change]

A little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly. Close this out with this.

[Monet X Change]

Your own vocal rights. Please, please, please, please protect the instrument.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can for. For a little bit. It's. It is. Is one of the most beautiful pieces.

[Monet X Change]

Don't cry. Sorry, that was over. You're going through an emotional moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me be here with you while you explore your music.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, is it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob said no?

[Jacob Ritz]

Well, I. I don't know how he. I just. I'm wary about.

[Monet X Change]

Can you look up D note song? It's like a. It's like a new classic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D Note.

[Monet X Change]

Go to YouTube. It's like we're gonna get. Yeah, maybe it's. It's like this new song. Go straight to YouTube, baby. So I can see multiple options and it's. It's. Maybe it's not a D note. There's like. It's like a new classic, basically. C note song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean John Cage?

[Monet X Change]

C. No. Maybe try that John Cage. C. No, it's new Monet. This look old as. Try like. No. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Give me two more tries and then we can wrap. Wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Try.

[Monet X Change]

Tick Tock Classical song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you're. You have any information.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, it's called like a. It's like. It's named after like a no note.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Name the notes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, G note.

[Monet X Change]

Song. Okay, last. Last one. Complicated. Complicated piano. Last one, last one. Complicated piano song. That's my last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said last one like three tries ago.

[Monet X Change]

Channel. Scroll down. Always about to be in here. Someone knows it. Okay.

[Jacob Ritz]

Also, you should have just. At this point, you should have just lied and been like that one.

[Monet X Change]

That's the one hardest piano song ever. No. All right, I'll find it for next time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, good.

[Monet X Change]

Real quick, before we wrap up, what criteria are we looking for for this penis? We're doing a casting question call criteria. I mean, do we want this penis to be gigantic? Do we want it to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Gigantic?

[Monet X Change]

Do you want it to be average? Do you want it to be big?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, I think between average and big. Somewhere there.

[Monet X Change]

Can you give me a number of inches, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six.

[Monet X Change]

Six. Two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six to seven.

[Monet X Change]

And we're stopping at seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six to seven. Seven and a half.

[Monet X Change]

Amateur Hour and seven and a half

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is a big dick, bitch. Wow. Size kuip.

[Monet X Change]

And what is the thickness we are stopping at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how to measure thickness. I never measured the circumference of a piece.

[Monet X Change]

Think of an item.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Pringles.

[Monet X Change]

I would say thinner than a standard stage mic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A standard stage mic? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. And I know you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're got this in his picture.

[Monet X Change]

I know you're deep into hiding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't matter the height, bitch. I hooked up with this guy in Minneapolis, Short King.

[Monet X Change]

So you can think of a short guy you hooked up with. You thinks hot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You didn't say.

[Monet X Change]

No, you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't say who I hooked up with.

[Monet X Change]

You said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just said they were shortcut.

[Monet X Change]

Is he hot?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was hot, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Is he under five? Eight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So you could think of someone. Look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyways, look at that. People have to send us pictures anyway.

[Monet X Change]

So, Jacob, what email are they sending these pictures to? They need to be LA based. We're not flying to you, you're not flying to us. I mean, for the right dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll pay for it.

[Monet X Change]

We'll get you an Uber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but for the right dick, we flying them in.

[Monet X Change]

We not Flying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can fly. It's civil rivalry. Real.

[Monet X Change]

I'm offering an Uber and it's as far as Pasadena. What's the email, Jacob?

[Jacob Ritz]

I. I don't know. I need. I don't want people sending because I. I actually go through something like for email. I need an email that I need to. You can send it to ritz blitz4gmail.com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can send it to.

[Monet X Change]

Should we do dick pics? Gmail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should we do Dick picsiblingriver.com no, do the 1. Jacob.

[Jacob Ritz]

R I T T S B L I T Z4gmail.com youm have to be

[Monet X Change]

in the LA area. No further than Pasadena.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if the dick is right, we will find Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not paying for someone that's coming with their penis.

[Jacob Ritz]

Monet will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will. No, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm telling you right now. I don't agree to that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't agree if it's a perfect dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, just try it. We'll talk about it. About it.

[Jacob Ritz]

Michael B. Jordan wants to come out.

[Monet X Change]

Would you play him? He can play his rich ass. He'll play himself. You paying for. Imagine me going to lunch with Michael B. Jordan paying for it.

[Jacob Ritz]

I feel like you paid much more for.

[Monet X Change]

Because. Because these people didn't have all that money. If you have. I'm not paying for Michael B. Jordan.

[Jacob Ritz]

Okay, but what about somebody else with a nice dick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right? And, you know, we'll go far as Australia.

[Monet X Change]

I prefer you be in the LA area. We'll get you the Uber and you have to be on camera and you have to sign some sort of a consent form.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we'll have to go to consent for sure. This is crazy. This is furious.

[Monet X Change]

All right, bye, everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.