The One About Sydnee Washington

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Sydnee Washington"

Release Date: November 13, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Guest: Sydnee Washington

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Overview

In this candid, hilarious episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob and Monét are joined by stand-up comedian Sydnee Washington. The trio dives into the landscape of queer comedy, the legacy of Black comedians, celebrity encounters, and the nuances of reclaiming language in LGBTQ+ communities. Full of sharp banter, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking asides, this episode showcases the chemistry between co-hosts and their guest while also celebrating Sydnee's work in comedy.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Recent Tour Shows & Comedy Legends

[01:40–08:13]

• Bob and Monét recap their recent Phoenix tour stop—calling it one of their best shows ("I almost cried." – Bob, 02:31).
• Shout-outs to Amber and Jasmine W., comedian friends who joined the Phoenix show.
• Comparison to Queens of Comedy:
  • Bob reflects: “I really felt like I was part of Queens of Comedy.” (04:46)
  • Monét’s favorite: “I’m gonna say Mo’Nique... it’s not always about the jokes. It’s about the presence and the energy.” (05:03)
  • Bob’s dream casting: “I want to write a show one day and have Adele Givens play my mom.” (05:19)
• Conversation about the legacy and impact of iconic Black female comedians (Mo’Nique, Adele Givens, Sommore).

2. Followers, Fame & Star Encounters

[07:44–10:03]

• The value of quality social media followers (07:31).
• Bob has a starstruck moment meeting Cheryl Lee Ralph at the Wicked premiere:
  • “There was a light shining behind her. I think she was floating off the ground.” (08:45)
• Monét talks about working with Cheryl Lee Ralph on Abbott Elementary:
  • “She is beauty, grace… acting all the way down from the hair to her toes.” (09:06)

3. Comedy as Legacy—Costumes, Memorabilia & Sentiment

[13:05–15:43]

• Minimalism vs. Sentimentality:
  • Bob keeps sentimental items, especially handmade costumes; Monét does not:
    • “Monet will throw in… Monet does not give a fudge. She doesn't have sentimental attachments to physical possession. She would just throw things away, give them away for dirt.” (13:31)
  • Discussion about the future of their drag items, heirlooms, and legacy.

4. Queer Comedy & Representation

[39:58–44:11]

• Spotlight on Queer Comedians:
  • Bob: “Sydnee Washington is one of the funniest fucking comedians in the game right now… I feel like queer comedy is on the come up.” (39:58)
  • Sydnee on queer comedy: "I think it's being more… not acceptable, but just we hear it more, we understand it." (40:21)
• “Who’s the most popping queer comedian right now?” launches a discussion about Mateo Lane, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, Wanda Sykes, Marsha Warfield, and more. (40:43–41:18)
• Monét and Bob note the generational gap & challenges for lesbian comedians:
  • "For lesbians, we don't become, like, popping until we're older. Like, when you're a young lesbian, people are like, you're not even really gay yet." – Sydnee (41:49)
  • "You need tenure. Tenure in the coochie, for sure." – Sydnee (42:08)

5. Reclaiming Words: “Faggot,” “Dyke,” & Sapphic Identity

[49:34–54:35]

• Discussion on reclaiming and using the words “faggot” and “dyke” in queer communities.
  • Bob: “I don’t care if any gay guy says it. Certain lesbians, I’m cool with, pretty much all trans women…” (49:58)
  • Sydnee: “But I think it’s like doing it in front of mixed company, in front of people who are not aware and then they think that they can say it. That’s the issue.” (50:19)
  • “Dykesonbikes” and the difference in comfort between white & Black lesbians using “dyke.”
  • Jacob (producer) explains “sapphic” as an inclusive, umbrella term for queer women and non-binary folks (52:10–52:40).

6. Pop Culture, Height, & Attractiveness

[19:00–38:30, sprinkled throughout]

• Bob and Monét compare celebrities’ heights (Usain Bolt, Malia Obama, Megan Thee Stallion, etc.).
• Debates over who is or isn't a sex symbol (Master P, John Legend, Lil Wayne), cultural crushes, and the bias in "sexiest man alive" designations.
• Discussion of how height impacts perceived attractiveness:
  • "After 6’4” or 6’5”, it stops being hot. 6’9” is not hot—you’re a monster." – Bob (33:00)

7. Language, Labels, & Inter-community Communication

[55:00–56:40]

• The differences in casual address ("girl," "bro," "bruv") between LGBTQ+ circles and straight people.
• Monét: "We're all loose with the bitches." (55:30)
• Noting how straight women have started to "bro" each other as a comedic bit.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On starstruck moments:
  • "There was a light shining behind her. I think she was floating off the ground... my heart is racing." – Bob about Cheryl Lee Ralph (08:45)
• On costuming and legacy:
  • "Someone spent hours, hours making these costumes by hand, and I just feel weird just throwing them away and getting rid of them." – Bob (14:13)
• On lesbian comedians proving themselves:
  • "Like, when you're a young lesbian, people are like, you're not even really gay yet." – Sydnee (41:49)
  • "You have to really be in these sapphic streets for a while." – Bob (42:00)
• On reclaiming language:
  • "Certain lesbians, I'm cool with, pretty much all trans women—because most trans women have been called a faggot at some point in their life." – Bob (49:58)
  • "It's like doing it in front of mixed company, in front of people who are not aware and then they think that they can say it." – Sydnee (50:19)
• On age, beauty standards, and the comedy industry:
  • "Another thing is with men, you're not even thinking about the age. But women, there's always, like, an age thing... we just want to exist and be." – Sydnee (44:12)

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Segment Timestamps

• Tour Recap & Queens of Comedy – [01:40–08:13]
• Star Encounters & Cheryl Lee Ralph – [07:44–10:03]
• Comedy, Costumes, and Legacy – [13:05–15:43]
• Representation in Queer Comedy – [39:58–44:11]
• Reclamation of Slurs, Sapphic Identity – [49:34–54:35]
• Comedy on Pop Culture & Height – [19:00–38:30]
• Linguistic Differences "Girl/Bro" – [55:00–56:40]

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Where to Find Sydnee Washington

• Instagram: @justsydbw [62:05]
• Podcast: Mess With Marie Faustin – co-hosted by Sydnee [63:41]

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Final Thoughts

This episode blends smart, unfiltered discussion with laughs and cultural commentary. Bob, Monét, and Sydnee offer sharp insights on comedy, identity, and community—while also serving iconic drag queen banter and a celebration of Black queer excellence. If you’re interested in the intersections of comedy, drag, pop culture, and the evolution of queer language, this is a must-listen.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we welcome Sydney,

[Monet X Change]

Washington to the podcast where we out lesbian comedians.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Sydney say this.

[Monet X Change]

No, he's living bad then. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna know who we sue, y'.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am so excited because I have an amazing guest with me today. I've had some phenomenal comedians join me on this tour. Jared Goldstein. You know Jared.

[Monet X Change]

I love Jared.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hilarious. From Long Island.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From Long Island.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. The more you know, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roz Hernandez. Have you met Roz yet?

[Monet X Change]

No, I have not met Ro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To say Roz is from Michigan. Solomon Giorgio from Seattle.

[Monet X Change]

Love Solomon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Insane. Everyone's been so funny. Zach Noe Towers.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wildly funny. Jay Jordan.

[Monet X Change]

Love him as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bangers on bangers. And right now, closing out the tour, we have Sydney, Washington.

[Monet X Change]

Save the best for last.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, I didn't want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I will say this. Okay. We just did a show in Phoenix. What?

[Monet X Change]

That?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I almost cried.

[Monet X Change]

It was a phenomenal show. The energy was unmatched.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I almost cried. So my friends Amber and Jasmine w. Just like they were like, we're gonna come see the show. We want to Come. Well, they're both moms, and they were like, you know, when. You know, when moms get rid of the kids, they'd be like, let's go to the moon.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta go. We make it in a moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We going. So they came to see me, and they're both comedians, and. And I was like, come on. Like, do some time. It'll be fun. Everyone was in rare form. We were all on our A game. And someone, Someone. I'm not saying who, was posted by the theater itself and then said, best set I've ever seen. I was like, I'll just eat shit and die.

[Monet X Change]

It was. I think it was the security guard. The security guard, definitely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were, like, filling you.

[Monet X Change]

They. Well, you know, I talk about meth, so. So I felt like they were like, we feel seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also told them you were like, I'll dabble in dick if I need to.

[Monet X Change]

If I need to. But it's not gonna be in Phoenix, I'll tell you that much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They didn't know if you was doing bad or not. They didn't know. They didn't know if you was down bad.

[Monet X Change]

They saw the lace. They were like, I think you might be sucking dick soon. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, we were all backstage. First of all, Andy, who travels with us, never sticks around for the show,

[Monet X Change]

which I was looking for him the whole time, maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy was sitting at the right by the entrance, watching, listening to every word, gagging Andy's. It was such a good show.

[Monet X Change]

It was a great. And the energy was amazing. You were phenomenal. Honestly, the laughs were so loud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, do you have time to pause?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it wasn't even our biggest room. Like, the show. I mean, the show we did in Austin was. Was pretty massive.

[Monet X Change]

It was huge. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it felt like that. It felt they were somehow with, like, a room half the size. They were matching the energy of Austin, which was like, literally a three, two balconies. And this room, it was like a theater in the round.

[Monet X Change]

And you know what? I hate the round stage. I hate it. Cause it just feels like I want. I have to move all the way.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I can't move.

[Monet X Change]

It was great for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You adapted really well.

[Monet X Change]

I love seeing you. I love seeing everyone came together and made it like, I wish you should have filmed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I honestly, I was like, you should have filmed it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I felt like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I really felt like I was part of Queens of Comedy.

[Monet X Change]

You did say that. And I was like, are you putting us in a box? Are you putting us. You're not Saying we're not mainstream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that what you're saying, though? Wasn't. Wasn't the biggest Kings of Comedy? Yeah, no, but it was funnier.

[Monet X Change]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's your favorite from Queens of Comedy?

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna say Monique. I. Something about her energy, because she was the. She was the headliner. She was a headliner, and she knew it and she felt it. And sometimes it's not always about the jokes. It's about the presence and the energy and the energy. So she gave it. She gave me the business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had the energy, for sure. I feel like, for me, I have been in a. First of all, I love Monique. I love all the Queensland. I'm obsessed with Adele Givens. I want to write a show one day and have Adele Givens play my mom in the show.

[Monet X Change]

What? I can see it. That's perfect casting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Adele Givens kind of reminds me of my mother, too. Shout out to Martha Caldwell, RIP But Adele Gibbons kind of reminds me of my mom a little bit, but I am a Samore Stadium.

[Monet X Change]

That's right. Oh, my God. You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lock the door.

[Monet X Change]

Samoa. The big dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know there's one big dick nigga in the back.

[Monet X Change]

Like, lock the door. Oh, yes. I forgot. Yes. How could I forget? She. I actually had a crush on her. I was like, that makes sense. If I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's ultimate coated.

[Monet X Change]

She is. I don't know if it's the hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just the short hair.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if it's the hair. It feels more like. Do you know Paris Sachet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Paris has. Say she's a gay comedian. She has really big boobs. She has a short haircut, but it's something about, like, you're very feminine, but also, like that mask energy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She gives Auntie with a roommate.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. But I don't know if she would like that. I'm not saying she would be, but I'm saying I don't know if she would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's pretty gay friendly.

[Monet X Change]

She is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. She's gay friendly. I mean, Adele Givens, Adele Gibbons, famous as a lesbian sister.

[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. She has a joke where she says she goes, I believe you're born gay because my sister was a tomboy and she's a tom man. Now. That's Adele Gibbons joke. That's not my joke.

[Monet X Change]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah. So, I mean, I feel like all the queens of con. I can't vouch for Ms. Laura. I feel like. I feel like Monique has a gay son, Adele has a gay sister. And some more I mean, some more did have a bit about how she was. How did she go to jail one time?

[Monet X Change]

She did. She did. And she did do a bit about that. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She go, eden ain't cheating. She said, well, we gonna be fighting. Cause I ain't dyke.

[Monet X Change]

Which is homophobic.

[Commercial Narrator]

So maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. It's a smidge. I don'.

[Monet X Change]

The polite homophobia.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Some more. If you're watching, I stand you. I found that she. I almost cried when I found out she follows me on Instagram. I went to.

[Monet X Change]

She follows you on Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to go. I was like, I'm not following some more. And I went to go follow some more. And I was like, oh, my God. Follow back is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Nah. I just want to say this because nowadays everybody got followers. They got tons of followers. Millions, mind you. But it's sometimes about how many followers

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is who is following the quality, not

[Monet X Change]

the quantity, the quality.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what blew my mind the other day? Okay. I was at the Wicked premiere. You remember? I left the tour to go do just.

[Monet X Change]

Just casually. At the Wicked premiere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just there, a picture of me at the Wicked premiere. At the Wicked premiere, shout out to Rob Bryant, my stylist and God doy, who made this outfit. I love Rob. And Layla McQueen, who did my makeup, and the guy from Dallas who did my hair.

[Monet X Change]

Can I just say I love it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I would give the guy from Dallas a shout out if he gave me a discount.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think that's a reason to get a shout out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But I didn't get a discount. I paid him.

[Monet X Change]

I paid him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who merging this motherfucker. I don't know why I did the burnout.

[Commercial Narrator]

You got it.

[Monet X Change]

You got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, so Jacob was like, oh, Michaela J. Rodriguez is here. And I was like. I was like, looking around, trying to find her. I couldn't see her. She was sitting back. And then I looked to my left and just walking toward me like a vision. It was like time slowed down. There was a light shining behind her. I think she was floating off the ground. And I. Who I don't get. Say it. I don't get starstruck too often, but this time I was like, my heart is racing.

[Monet X Change]

I need you to say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cheryl Lee Ralph.

[Monet X Change]

I was about to say Celine Dion. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Celine Dion would have also gagged me. That would have. I would. I would have also been very stark

[Monet X Change]

to be Celine Dion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have also been very starstruck if Selene Dion walks Cheryl Lee Ralph. And I'M telling you right now, she looks as good in person as you. As she does on tv. Better.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I just want to say, I just, you know, humble tag or whatever. I was in Abbott elementary last season, and I. I got a role with her. I got to play a cosmetologist, and I had a scene. And she is beauty Grace. She is acting all the way down from, like, the hair to her toes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very dignified.

[Monet X Change]

She's very dignified.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could never be that dignified.

[Monet X Change]

Very dignified like you. You don't want to slip up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You are never being like, hey. You're never saying, hey.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Cheryl Lee Ralph is crazy. Just saying, imagine Shirley Rowe.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying you would never. Because, well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen Tiffany Pollard interview Shirley Rowe?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On Breakfast with Tiffany?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Tiffany, it is so unhinged.

[Monet X Change]

That is iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so unhinged.

[Monet X Change]

I just want to see the faces. Cheryl's faces. I want to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cheryl is still able to maintain so much dignity and poise, even in the hands of Tiffany New York Pollard.

[Monet X Change]

Can you give me some snippets, like, what was said? What was said?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talking about eating pussy with Ms. Ralph. Yeah, that's clowning. Now it's Shirley Rolf. I was like, my goodness, Tiffany. I can't remember. It was wild. You know how Tiffany be?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever met in New York?

[Monet X Change]

No. I would love to. You know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know her, but just from, like, not, like, personally. I've just seen her at events and we know who each other are.

[Monet X Change]

Does she follow you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I don't know if she follows me. She does. Yeah. Yeah, she follows me. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, she was kind of really entrenched in the Drag Race world for a short while, and then I met her at the season 8 premiere of RuPaul's Drag of season of RuPaul's Drag Race in New York City. And then I did her. I did Breakfast with Tiffany, too.

[Monet X Change]

No way. Bob, what is it that you haven't done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I haven't been on Broadway, but I'm working on it. I'm trying.

[Monet X Change]

That's maybe because you're so busy that they just don't. They think that you're not available.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I should do? Hold on. You know what I should do? Hold on. Holiday. Because I'm trying to be better at.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Try to be better at self promoting.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. This is what we really need to talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just gonna leave that there we don't talk about too much. They've heard about it. I just wanna make sure they know.

[Monet X Change]

But no, it needs to be. It needs to be in a frame.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this is my book, Harriet Tubman Live in Concert, which is available for pre sale right now. It comes out in March. And you all can get a copy of it if you go to readthedragqueen.com

[Monet X Change]

just in enough time. If you don't know how to read, this is a good time to learn. There's audiobook, there's an audio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So even if you can't read, baby, you don't gotta read. I'll read it for you. I will do all the heavy lifting for you do not have to over here. When you with Bob the Drag Queen mama, I will read for you, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm getting into numbers though. But like, is it better if people buy the books or they get the audiobook?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm actually not sure.

[Monet X Change]

I think you need them to buy the book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean buying, buying a tangible book.

[Monet X Change]

You have to buy the book for New York Times bestseller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, audiobooks do count for bestsellers. Yes, so do. Yeah, they do. I already checked. And so do if you buy it on Kindle. So if you buy a digital version, it also counts as well.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you heard that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It all goes to get it ready.

[Monet X Change]

Get them audiobooks ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you want a hard copy. You want a hard copy.

[Monet X Change]

So I wanna, I wanna put it on the. The little library that I don't have right now, but I'm. I'm putting out there manifesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But back to the show in Phoenix. It was just. It was a really sickening and amazing show. I had like, I just had so much fun. The love was real. And then we all played Anomia.

[Monet X Change]

I was missing in action.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you did?

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't play.

[Monet X Change]

So what's this game? Can you please explain to me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Anomie is a game where you have these cards, right? And then it has a category on like Quentin Tarantino movie.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then someone else flips a card and their card says, oh, let's play around actually. Oh my God. Let's play around with Venomya. Thank you, Kennedy. And then you.

[Monet X Change]

Did you get these on discount?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, these.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you promoting this as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Jacob paid for these. You paid for these, Jacob? I didn't buy this. Did we steal this from Monet? We mopped it from Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, if you go to Monet House, you can just leave us stuff. She's honestly cool. With it. We left with a Roomba.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like Monet has two of everything. It feels like.

[Commercial Narrator]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet's actually weird about having. One time I showed up to Monet's house with two packs of domino. Monet was like, we're gonna play domino's with my mom. I said, okay, let's play Domino's. I bought Camion and I bought Jacob, and we went and played Domino's. And Monet was like, well, why did you bring two packs? And I was like, oh, I don't know. I just grabbed two. And she was weird, but she was like. I was like, I'll leave the dumbos. She goes, don't leave them both here.

[Monet X Change]

So she's a minimalist Monetization.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet will throw in. Monet does not give a fudge. She doesn't have sentimental attachments to physical possession. She would just throw things away, give them away for dirt. She was. She sold almost all of her costumes for Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had to beg her to not sell them as I was trying to go in and buy them as she was selling, because she was selling them so cheap. I was like, girl, you're going to be mad that you sold these things.

[Monet X Change]

As a hoarder, I could never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not quite a hoarder, but I do have a sentimental attachment to. I'm not a hoarder. Okay? To be clear, I've had hoarders in my family. I am not a hoarder.

[Monet X Change]

The thing is, is that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I do. But I do keep, like, my costumes and stuff. I will throw away if it's, like. If it's. When it comes to costumes, the thing about the costumes is this. They are handmade. Someone spent hours, hours making these costumes by hand, and I just feel weird just throwing them away and getting rid of them.

[Monet X Change]

I wouldn't. Obviously you wouldn't throw them away, but if you are going to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet would.

[Monet X Change]

Well, we have to. What's wrong with her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She just don't care. She just. She just. She will throw things away. She has thrown things away. And she would give. And she'll give them away. Okay, I will give away garments if I. But if I give an outfit away and you don't use it, that'll piss me off.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but that's weird, though. It is weird, because sometimes I feel like these outfits that you guys have, like, you can't just wear them. Where are we going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're giving them to drag queens.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not giving them to my cousin.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? But maybe it's an heirloom. Maybe, like, you know, it's. It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm thinking to myself, I don't know what I'm gonna do with all my costumes, because no one in my family is really interested in drag like that. Like, my niece is. She's tall, but she's not my size.

[Monet X Change]

So you want her to use it because why can't the whole thing about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or just have it.

[Monet X Change]

Extending the legacy or whatever. It's not about using. It's about having. We could have, like, a little shrine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to care about it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't think she cares, which is valid, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

She'll dust it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you know, if I had a famous uncle who played basketball, I wouldn't. I would keep the basketball. Like, this is cool. But I would not be, like. I would put. I would put it in the attic. I wouldn't. I would not display a basketball of my uncle who was. Who played, you know, basketball in a local league. Anomia.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You flip the card over, and whatever the category is, whoever says it first, you get the point.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're going to try one. All right, so whatever the category is,

[Monet X Change]

I don't play games. I'm grown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't play games.

[Monet X Change]

I don't play games. And I'm going to do it for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here we go.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coldest winner ever.

[Monet X Change]

Erotic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coldest winner.

[Monet X Change]

Erotic novel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever read Coldest Winter Ever?

[Commercial Narrator]

I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you. Can you bring up the first. The very first lyrics to Coldest Winter? I'll bring them. You don't have to mind. In fact, I'll tell. I want to read you all the first line of Coldest Episode.

[Monet X Change]

I felt like it was a cautionary tale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll see after this break.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. And we're back. So I came busting out of my mama's big coochie on January 28, 1977, during one of New York's worst snowstorms. So my mother named me Winter.

[Monet X Change]

That's not erotic. That's just. She's descriptive. She knows how to write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom.

[Monet X Change]

She's setting. She's setting the scene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you haven't read Cold Spinner.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I have.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

There's sexual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's quite erotic, though.

[Monet X Change]

Every time I would read, I would be like, this poor woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be fair, I have not read Coldest Winter ever in years.

[Monet X Change]

How old was she? She had to be, like, 16. The girl. Cold Winter. How old was she in the book?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't know. She was born in 19. I don't know what year it said in, but she was born in 1977.

[Monet X Change]

She was a young girl. Talking about all these sexual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was so much sex in the book, though. I felt sex at the time because I was a child.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it is what it is. I am also a kid. So when you're watching Saved by the Bell and you're watching teenage. Or when you're watching, I imagine as a teenager watching. What's the show with Zendaya?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, euphoria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Euphoria Obsessed. I imagine when you're a teenager, you're like, oh, yeah, they're just teenagers. But I'm like, these are children.

[Monet X Change]

Even though I know they're adults, I know they're adults. And that's why. Well, always lock in is like, oh, they're actually 20 something. They should be doing this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, that I don't know. The line I came busting out of my mama's big coochie is madness.

[Monet X Change]

Does that get you damp? Like, I would just be like, that's my girl talking about big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her mama's big coochie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Calling your mama's vagina a big coochie.

[Monet X Change]

It's a flex. My mama got a big ass coochie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Slipped out my mama's coochie. I ran out that mug. Sha' Carri. Sha' Carri Richardson. Is she still the fastest person in the world?

[Monet X Change]

I thought, it's not Usain. It's not Usain Bolt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he's not the fastest right now. He was.

[Monet X Change]

He was. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could smoke Usain Bolt right now.

[Commercial Narrator]

Right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he alive?

[Monet X Change]

He is alive. There's actually TikTok videos of him, like, dancing, like, all these white kids, like, around the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old, Usain? I feel like I could beat Usain Bolt in the foot race right now.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the way your body is given right now, I think you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I also. I have bad knees and the knees aren't getting better. And I am actually a legendarily slow runner.

[Monet X Change]

You are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Usain Bolt's got to be almost 70.

[Monet X Change]

It must be the vape.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He has to be almost 70. No, vaping doesn't hurt your knees.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, about breathing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My cardio is pretty chill. No, he's got to be 70 is about like 50, 60. What is something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He is 38.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, he's living bad then Usain Boats. There's no way he's 38.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The same.

[Monet X Change]

No, he's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's just Wait, I'm thinking about who was the other fast guy?

[Monet X Change]

That's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the one that I. Usain boat is 38.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. That's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So could you still beat him in a court?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Usain Bolt's gonna kick my ass.

[Monet X Change]

But he doesn't look like that right now. He doesn't look like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When was he.

[Monet X Change]

Look at a recent picture of him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did he hold the record for world's fastest man?

[Monet X Change]

So long ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did I think it was the seventies?

[Monet X Change]

I'm so dated. I'm dated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was the 70s or something.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like about, like 10 years ago. That's crazy. I hate being the age that I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

am, Usain, but I would like to apologize to you right now.

[Monet X Change]

You should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to make it clear that you could definitely beat me in a foot race. We are literally the same age. I am a little bit younger than you. You are stronger than me, you are bolder than me, and you are an actual world class athlete and I'm just some comedian.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know when the last time he ran, though. So you pro. You could. You might.

[Commercial Narrator]

Could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you run fast?

[Monet X Change]

No, no. I did sprint when I like. I used to be a sprinter in middle school, but that was it. That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you like, naturally fit?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not fit at all. I. I'm slender. I have like a. Yes. I could go into Zara and like, I'm getting a four. But no, I'm. I walk upstairs and I'm like, I don't. I eat poorly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember the store 246?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

246 was a store where you go in and they only sell the sizes 2, 4, and 6.

[Monet X Change]

That is fatphobic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. Oh, no, for sure. It's also fat phobic that the plus size clothes are always at the back. Like, you don't want. You don't want big bitches shoveling in the front.

[Monet X Change]

No. And they're never really on the mannequin either. It's just kind of like draped over

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it, you know, it's really. I don't know. I don't know what this. This is a combination of. I don't know. It's a combination of a lot of phobics. But I. You know Violet Chachki, she won season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Violet choki won season seven, RuPaul's dragons. Her. One of her big things that she's a burlesque performer. And something she's known for is having a very, very small waist. Her waist to hip to shoulder ratio is insane. She has a teeny, tiny waist. I believe at her record, she was cinching down to, like, 21 or 22 inches.

[Monet X Change]

How old is she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's maybe 33. 34.

[Monet X Change]

33 to have that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was in her 20s.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know where she's at now. She might be back.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's. She looking slim these days? I don't know. So Violet Chachki, the dress that she won RuPaul's Drag Race in on TV, it was put at the Max Factory Museum right here in Hollywood, California. And then I won the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race. And then my dress was put next to hers. Her dress was on a woman mannequin. My dress was on a motherfucking man.

[Monet X Change]

Who do we sue?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to know who we sue.

[Monet X Change]

We have to sue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They put my dress on a man. Now, granted, it was. My mannequin would be on a plus size man, like a bigger man. It wouldn't be on a sample size, but a man.

[Monet X Change]

A man, A man, A man. Why a man shoulders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was pissed, and I went to go look, and I was like, she had this, like, cunt fierce mannequin. And mine was like, they. They grabbed it from Ross.

[Monet X Change]

No, not Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The headless.

[Monet X Change]

Not the Ross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

White plastic mannequin.

[Monet X Change]

So you don't get any. You don't get any type of curve.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just like. Yeah. And then I have a dress at the Rock and Roll hall of Fame right now.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that one is on a woman's mannequin.

[Monet X Change]

And that's what you deserve.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Rock and roll. How old is Violet?

[Monet X Change]

32.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

32? Yeah. She's 32. So I'm. I'm very grateful that they have my dress on a feminine visage.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, when you. When you saw that it was a man, what was your. Did you write? Did you write? So they were like, did you get on your zoom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I was with the. The people that were like, oh, my God, you have a thing here. You come on us. Yeah, we'd love to show you. It was at the very top floor. And I was like, I was excited going around. They have, like, this. They. They have the actual cell from Hannibal Lecter in the basement. Like the, the bars. They rebuilt the whole cell with pieces from the set. They had. I think they have a pair of Dorothy's red, ruby red slippers there. Like, one of the only six pair in the world, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Love that history.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or at least they were on loan for a second or something. So I'm looking at all this cool stuff, Then I finally get to the top, and I'm going to see the outfit. I see Violet's first. I cut the corner. I see mine, and I. And the guy was like, all right, here it is. And I was like, oh. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

I kind of feel like it's like when everybody goes to see. What is it? Madame Tucson. Yeah, yeah. Whenever they go there and they're like, this is unveiling. And you're like, yeah. And they're like that. Like, they did Beyonce dirty. They did Rihanna dirty. They've done so many people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They had to change Nicki Minaj's.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I didn't. I don't remember Nicki's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Nikki's was from Anaconda, and it was her squatting down. No, with the. With the sweatpants and a thong coming over the. Over the ass. And everyone kept getting. You know, you can.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They allow you to get to some of them. You can get really close to them. You can, like, touch them. Some of them. And everyone was. Was. Was giving back shots to Nikki being inappropriate. Oh, everyone was giving Nikki back shots. Everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Now when they were deciding man, woman, and child, this is the one. You know, of all the iconic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nicki, I think at the time, Anaconda was a huge deal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anaconda was low key. The whop of his time.

[Monet X Change]

It was truly one of those things that you're like, if it comes on, it might be. What's the. What's the song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one? Give me any clue.

[Monet X Change]

Juvenile. Back that ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the latest. My mama wants you back that ass girl, who's you playing with? Anaconda was there after you. Back it up then. Stop. That was when we introduced to Lil Wayne, wasn't it?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Hot boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. He was so young.

[Monet X Change]

He was really cute. I was attracted to him. I won't lie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's valid.

[Monet X Change]

Why. Why you say valid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's valid. He was hot.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. I thought you were gonna say at that time, Lil Wayne was lesbian coded. He did have long hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did give Colonel Lesbian Coded.

[Monet X Change]

He did again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lesbian, lesbian coded. But Lil Wayne was. Everyone was like, like, all the girls are like, really into Lil Wayne. He was like. He was like a huge deal. Girls are, like, obsessed and looking back at it.

[Monet X Change]

Juvenile was hot. We didn't like grills at the time. We didn't like girls at the time. Sexy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juvenile.

[Monet X Change]

Juvenile.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Young.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juvenile.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, baby.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's from New Orleans, right? Yeah, baby. Juvenile.

[Monet X Change]

Get into it. You're gonna have to. You're gonna have to search. You're gonna have to. Really? Because you know, they always have. Yes, Daddy. Daddy. Yeah, it's. Maybe the camouflage was taken away from how sexy he was, but he was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Juvenile. Yeah, juvenile's kind of cute. Low key.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he gonna put you over that. That kitchen counter wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juvenile. Didn't have, like a show. He has, like, nice. Like he's like a dad and he's like raising his kids or something. Or. Did I imagine that?

[Monet X Change]

No, that might be Master P. Master P. Another one who was also kind of sad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's kind of sexy. I think he needed.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean? Master P. Master P. Make him say. Oh, Look him up. Look him up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does the P stand for? I would say Percival.

[Monet X Change]

I would say power. Master. Power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Master P. Percival. Master P. Maybe Percy. Is it his real name? Percy.

[Monet X Change]

It's Percy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Percy.

[Monet X Change]

Look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Percy Robert Miller Senior.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't have a job. Now look into the. Now look into the. Look into the photos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look into the photos, Master P. Let

[Monet X Change]

me look into the photos and see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Young Master P.

[Monet X Change]

You have to get into it. You're saying. No, not attractive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not gonna get mad. This picture. This picture's kind of hot.

[Monet X Change]

Anti black.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Monet X Change]

This picture that's anti black. That you're saying is not attractive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This man.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The good Reverend masterpiece. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, when he would wear a suit. Amen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Steve Harvey.

[Monet X Change]

No. Now you wrong for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Steve Harvey Cody.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was Steve Harvey Cody.

[Monet X Change]

No, this was him cleaning up. This was him. You know, he beat a court case. He coming out. He taking his mama out for Easter Sunday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta send this to the chat so we can put it on the screen. Cause Master P, in his master picture,

[Monet X Change]

not a sex symbol, but he was attractive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I won't take away.

[Monet X Change]

He was attractive. And if you really just stare at him a little bit long, you'd be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, oh, wait, I won't take away his.

[Monet X Change]

Can he get it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won't take away his beauty every time.

[Monet X Change]

Please don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're all beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't like when people do that, because don't lump us all in. We're not all. We're not all beautiful. Our souls. Our souls are.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have you seen who people chose for the sexiest man of 20, 24. Who they just were neath. Benny Blanco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Benny Blanco. Let me see, let me see if this man's hot.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They just announced this like a day or two ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Benny Blanco already.

[Monet X Change]

I'm weird about the name. Benny Blanco.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Benny Blanco. I was smash. Anti black.

[Monet X Change]

It feels like, it feels this band is Jewish. And I was gonna say it's giving. Latino Dave. You know that, you know, you know the Show Dave?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. He looks like a little dicky show.

[Monet X Change]

Little Dicky show. Yeah, it's Latino. Little dicky. That's what it's giving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks like Andre the Giant.

[Commercial Narrator]

That's.

[Monet X Change]

They said this is the sexiest. Oh, yo, they be playing all day. They want everybody to drag the sexiest man alive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what it is under the giant.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't see that. But it's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That might be anti Semitic. I'm gonna stop while I'm behind. I'm gonna stop while I'm behind at this point. Cause I don't know that that man looks anything like Andre the Giant at all.

[Monet X Change]

I think that they need to take this down. Every time, every year they do this and then people dogpile on like, how

[Bob the Drag Queen]

dare you See who've been a couple other sexiest men in the world.

[Monet X Change]

Was it John Legend?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John Legend is sexy.

[Monet X Change]

What.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's wrong with John Legend?

[Monet X Change]

He looks like a sweet cousin. Like, like, you know, like I, I don't, I don't see him as sexy. I, I feel like he's talented. He's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's so sexy. Let me be clear. I want to be. I just want to be clear about

[Monet X Change]

when they did the Arthur Mean with the, with the hand. And then you pan up, you're like, I see it. I feel that energy. I can't unsee it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John Legend.

[Monet X Change]

John Legend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Master p hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

2020.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel now, I don't like when you tell me you think I'm looking hot.

[Monet X Change]

You said I can't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't trust it no more.

[Monet X Change]

Why you don't trust it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't trust the vision.

[Monet X Change]

I have a good eye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you told me I was hot.

[Monet X Change]

You are hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said John Legend wasn't sexy, but Master P was.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no. See what it is is that you are trained to believe that somebody like John Legend behind a piano. Hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the difference between Master P and John Legend? Visually, John Legend, they both light skinned.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, John Legend, if you're watching height, height for me, he's going to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't like Shorties.

[Monet X Change]

No, I want to. I think tall is hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like a short guy. Like a tall guy too, though. Well, I have a pretty white palate, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Is that so?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I have a pretty white palette.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe because he is five, nine. Yeah, that's too short. How I want.

[Monet X Change]

I want like 6. 2.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's talk about height. Let's talk about height.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's do it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so how tall? So if. If word gets back that Master P is five' nine. Is he still hot?

[Monet X Change]

He's not five' nine. There's no way he could be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was saying it's a Lil Wayne.

[Monet X Change]

$20.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have no clue how tall he was.

[Monet X Change]

He can't be five' nine.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He is six' four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. Daddy. I knew he was a daddy. I knew it. Daddy long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He gives six' four is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

He wants to take care of the community, his family. He's a good man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a good man, Savannah.

[Monet X Change]

Which is which they need to fix. They. They made that sound viral. It was a. It was a gag. It was like, he's a good man, Savannah. But he's not a good man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not a good man.

[Monet X Change]

He's not a good man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the line is so great. He's a good man, Savannah.

[Monet X Change]

It's like, mom, you don't know shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good man. I mean, can I give you a random bit of information?

[Monet X Change]

You have all of the Snapple facts? Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know how tall Barron Trump is? This is Trump's youngest son. He's 18 years old. Do you have any idea how tall Barron Trump is?

[Monet X Change]

Is he masterpiece?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. What do you think? Do you know what Baron Trump looks like? No, he's the youngest one.

[Monet X Change]

I don't look at the Trumps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's the first son.

[Monet X Change]

Apologize. I have. I don't see Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a Trump fan. But I do find this one bit of information insanely interesting. Okay, I'm going to show you a picture of Barron Trump and then you have to tell Me? How tall you think this man? I got a picture. Picture him by himself. This is Baron Trump. He's 18 years old. He goes to NYU.

[Monet X Change]

The ears. The ears are long. So usually when you have the ears, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say he's six, three, six foot nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baron Trump is six foot nine.

[Monet X Change]

And why are you giving us this information?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just interesting.

[Monet X Change]

You. No, no, no, it's not. Because then the girlies, they're gagged and they're like, six, nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe that people like height. And then there's a point, in my humble opinion, after 6, 4, and maybe 6, 5, it stops being hot. 6, 9 is not high. You're a monster. You are an ogre stomping about the land like, six, two. I believe that for the general consensus.

[Monet X Change]

I can't believe you said that. Now, how tall are you with them shoes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are probably six inches. So I'm six, eight.

[Monet X Change]

And you said a monster. You don't give. Monster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monster. Stoker.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Stopping around the land.

[Monet X Change]

So you're reading yourself. Is that what. Is that what you're getting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm reading myself down.

[Monet X Change]

You're projecting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like when. When men are considered hot for their height, it starts at 6ft and it really kicks in at 6, 2, and then around 6, 6. It's like you are a giant person.

[Monet X Change]

And people like that. People want to be topped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel like women for being tall. For a woman, it kicks in at 5, 10, and then around 6ft. You are. At 6ft, you are. You are, like, very tall. You know how tall Malia Obama is?

[Monet X Change]

No, how tall?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six foot one.

[Monet X Change]

What you into, girl? What you into? What you like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Malia Obama. That's hot.

[Monet X Change]

That is hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I'm not. I mean, she's a grown woman.

[Monet X Change]

How old is she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's grown. She grown. She's like 20 something.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What you like, girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

24.

[Monet X Change]

That's amazing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

26.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

26, yeah. She grown.

[Monet X Change]

No, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying she grown.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just. I'm. Yeah, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, six. And she's the same high as Barack Obama. They're both 6:1.

[Monet X Change]

Now, I've never seen. I've never even thought about his height. I just see him as a. Like, it's hard to explain, but I've never seen him as short or tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's.

[Monet X Change]

I just said him existing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Barack Obama's tall because he's next to Michelle, who's 5 11. Michelle's that or 510 or 5 11. I can't remember which one it is. Yeah. That's why I think Michelle Obama's the same height as. As I think Michelle might be taller than Megan. Thee stallion.

[Monet X Change]

And Megan is tall.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Megan is 5:10. Michelle Obama is 511, and Barack is 6:2, 6, 2.

[Monet X Change]

And nobody looks like they could play basketball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Brock can't play basketball. There's footage of Brock playing basketball.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. And then he famously was going on.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I took that out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was famously online because people were like. Some guy was like, no, you only score those shots because no one. No one guards you. No one guards you because you're the president. And then he was like, no, I have been guarding. He actually got a black eye one time and had to go to a press conference with a black eye because he was playing basketball before the press conference.

[Monet X Change]

He's a man of the people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A man of the people.

[Monet X Change]

Relatable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The. The Obamas don't look tall because they're all tall. So Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's family is all short. Jacob is. Jacob's the tallest person in his family.

[Ryan Reynolds]

One.

[Monet X Change]

And how tall are you, Jacob?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm five six.

[Monet X Change]

Five six?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

When I hugged you, I didn't feel five' six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you feel?

[Monet X Change]

I felt felt taller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob gives taller energy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How tall are you?

[Monet X Change]

I'm five' four.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Jacob's a little tall.

[Commercial Narrator]

People.

[Monet X Change]

People never, like, guess that I'm five' four. They think you have big energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're taller energy. So when you see Jacob with his whole family, it looks like a bunch of average height people with a really tall son. But the truth is, some of them are almost five feet, maybe below five feet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

My sister is 4 11. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So Jacob looks like a tall person. But the truth is, Jacob is.

[Monet X Change]

And I would just say around all people that are that tall, that short,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because I have some shorties in my life. Rob is pretty short. Rob is maybe 5, 6, 5, 7.

[Monet X Change]

He is, but he gives, like, tall energy as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kennedy's five three. Layla McQueen is five, four, five, five.

[Monet X Change]

How tall is Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet's five ten. Five ten and three quarters.

[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'll never, like, forget those three quarters.

[Commercial Narrator]

I guess.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know height that well. I knew Master P was really tall. I knew that. Like, damn, do I have a crush on Master P. Because I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Master P. I want you to know that I'm not. I'm not dogging. I'm not. I'm not dogging his Ass. Master P, you're, you're a beautiful man.

[Monet X Change]

Don't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just not my cup of tea.

[Monet X Change]

We don't like talent show energy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be fair, I don't think Master P is interested in my attraction.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? He's not. For sure not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's much more interested in your attraction than he is interested in my attraction. So I don't think Master P cares that I'm not into him now. I think John Legend might be a little interested in my trip.

[Monet X Change]

You are messy boots, you know that? You know that much? Here, here's the. You see the Arthur armpits right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time? What time? Jacob did the Arthur arm fist in real life, and he doesn't like the story, so I'm gonna tell you too much, but one time Jake was, was upset because this, this food order, we were at this restaurant. It was crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me first preface saying, yes, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were, it was all my fault. I, I, it was my idea. And I'm the reason why that is true. I'm the reason why I wanted to get food.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And I said, we should do Ubereats. And he's like, oh, yeah, that's fair. And why don't we. But we're already out, so why don't we just stop by the restaurant, pick it up instead of having it delivered to our house? And I said, I think it would just be easier if we got it delivered to our house.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And he was like, no, no, we should stop by the restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'll be warmer in my mind, it'll be warmer.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So I was like, okay, that's fine. We'll stop by the restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then. So we stop at the restaurant and Jake was out of the car for like 15, 20 minutes. I was like, what is taking so long? Let me go see what's going on. I came around the corner, baby. Jacob had their little Arthur fist. Well off the fist.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So they make you get in line to get to the place to see if your food is ready. Yeah. And I waited in line for 10 minutes. And then they were like, oh, no, your food's not going to be ready for another, like, 10 minutes. When I got to the front of the line after waiting 20, like, for already for 15 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And to be fair, it was annoying. And to be fair that that restaurant is why someone got shot there, I would have cancele. Cancel the order. Someone got murdered at that, at that, at that restaurant maybe two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

So, you know, the food is good. They killing people.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We were not in the restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be to be fair, it is. It is a volatile restaurant. And. And. And also Jacob and a bunch of Uber Eats drivers.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm not done yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what else happened?

[Ryan Reynolds]

So then I waited the 10 minutes, and I tried going back in, and I was like, oh, they said my food is ready. And the bouncer is like, oh, no, you got to wait in the line again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a bouncer at the restaurant that's, you know.

[Monet X Change]

You know that chicken is crisp.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, fried hard. They don't sell fried chicken.

[Monet X Change]

They don't. What kind?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Brazilians because it's called bossa nova.

[Monet X Change]

It's. Bossa nova has security. I've been to Boston.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There are two. There's one in West Hollywood. There's another one in Hollywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Hollywood one is where someone got killed.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I went to the one that. There's no security. It's real.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not. The Hollywood one is.

[Monet X Change]

No, thank you,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

as Glorilla would say. So we have. This is recorded right before our show in Los Angeles at the United Theater, and then we're headed to Las Vegas. You've done Las Vegas?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I have. I went to Las Vegas to tape a half hour for LOL Network.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, nice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And so is it available? Not yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Not yet, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it will be.

[Monet X Change]

Not. Not sold yet either. But we don't know where it'll be if you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you out there watching, if you are a network executive. Because the network executives love my. Love Silver rivalry. I'm telling you right now, Sidney Washington is one of the funniest fucking comedians in the game right now. And I feel like queer comedy is. Is. Is on the. Is on the come up.

[Monet X Change]

It is. It is. Well, it's. I think it's been happening. First of all, everybody's a little cute now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody's a little cute.

[Monet X Change]

Everybody's a little cute now. So it's. I think it's being more. Not acceptable, but just we hear it more, we understand it, and we getting it, and people are pushing it to the top, which makes sense if we're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

gonna kick out Ellen DeGeneres. She. She's too famous. No, not kick her out of the queer community.

[Monet X Change]

But, like, okay, I was like, wait, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Excluding Ellen Jenner, who is the most, like, popping queer comedian right now?

[Monet X Change]

Popping queer comedian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Mateo?

[Monet X Change]

It's gonna be Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mateo Lane is really.

[Monet X Change]

But the thing is that you gays always have somebody. It's the lesbians. We are struggling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like the lesbians usually have more because the Lesbians were with Wanda Sykes, with Ellen DeGeneres, with. What's her name from Night Cop.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Niecy Nash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a comedian.

[Monet X Change]

No, but she is Marsha Warfield. Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to think of some more lesbian comedians. That's all I can think of right now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Crazy Wanda Sykes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Wanda. Sex already. Yeah, yeah. Rosie o'. Donnell.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but no offense, I'm talking. Can we get a little younger? Just a smidge younger?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is, why do they

[Monet X Change]

have to be legendary?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it seemed like the lesbians were back when. When you could be queer and legendary, you couldn't be gay and legendary. You had to be a lesbian and legendary.

[Monet X Change]

That's why we need another era of, like, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Where are the young lesbian comedians at?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I wouldn't. I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have one. Why are y' all not. Why y' all not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm going through a Schmidt life crisis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you're younger than Wanda Sykes and Ellen DeGeneres.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You're still in your 30s.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's. I feel like for lesbians, we don't become, like, popping until we're older. Like, when you're a young lesbian, people are like, you're not even really gay yet. You don't even.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, people make lesbians prove it. Yeah, they make you prove. You have to. You have to, like, put in hard work. You have to really. You have to really be in these sapphic streets for a while.

[Monet X Change]

You need tenure. Tenure in the coochie, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weird how they make you prove that you're a lesbian, but they just assum. You're gay. Like, everyone's gay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're a guy, you have to prove you're straight, and when you're a woman, you have to prove you're a lesbian. That's weird, isn't it? What is that?

[Monet X Change]

I just think that, like, first of all, they don't take women seriously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's probably.

[Monet X Change]

And then men, they take y' all too seriously.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what it is.

[Monet X Change]

He can't live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is what it is.

[Monet X Change]

And it's. It's very frustrating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Fortune Feimster is doing big.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes. For fortune is amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fortune fer. Not the fortune fer. Right. That's great. And. Oh, take the tarot.

[Monet X Change]

But also, when I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of a certain age. Take us of a certain age.

[Monet X Change]

I'm talking about black. Like, poc. I'm talking. I need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, I Guess. I mean, Wanda Sykes is the. Is the. Is the biggest lesbian black comedian.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, she is. She is. She paved the way. Absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, when it comes to gay comedians, when it comes to black. Oh, the guy with the TV show on HBO that everyone's mad at for a while, Gerard Carmichael, folks, is mad at him. I never watched the show.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I saw this up. It was quite problematic. I'm like. I'm not. I'm not defending. I just didn't.

[Monet X Change]

And gays should be allowed to be problematic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And we don't. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we've proven that we are. We can't. We've proven we can do it.

[Monet X Change]

We are humans. We are flawed. Nobody should be put on a pedestal. Everybody can get this toxicity. Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But so keep it.

[Monet X Change]

Keep it.

[Commercial Narrator]

1,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you see this stuff?

[Monet X Change]

I saw it, and I. I said, you know what? This. This is his art. This is his art. Is this. Is this good for me? I don't know, but people were talking about it. People. It was going viral. People watched it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like right now, for black girls in comedy, a lot of it is.

[Monet X Change]

What I'm seeing is Sam J. Sam

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Sam J. Oh, she's a lesbian. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For black women in comedy, I'm not seeing a lot of black queer women pop up or even. I mean, to be honest, the only young lesbian comedian I can think of right now who's really, really popping, popping, popping is Fortune Feimster. Yeah. Because Tig is probably in her 50s.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to be wrong, but that.

[Monet X Change]

The thing is, I don't want to be wrong. That's the thing. Another thing is, is that with men, you're not even thinking about the age. But women, there's always, like, an age thing. And it's. It's. It's like we just want to exist and be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how old is Tig?

[Ryan Reynolds]

45.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's. I'm gonna stop saying anyone's age. I just. I need to stop.

[Monet X Change]

45 is young.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a big fan of Tig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, I was just joking. She's 53.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

I was. I believed it, though, cuz I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, I mean, for. For black girls now, there's, like, a pretty girl comedy movement with, like. With, like, a B. Simone and, like, Jess. Hilarious. Yes. I was just watching Jess Lar say some dumb on the Breakfast Club. Like, pardon me, like, if y' all can't do an ounce of researches, don't say nothing. Like, they Just be on the Breakfast Club saying any thing that is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What did you say about Michael Jackson's doctor on that last podcast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that's different. That's different.

[Monet X Change]

Hold him accountable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I hold I made a mistake about Michael Jackson's death, which was a homicide.

[Monet X Change]

Is it a homicide?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was listed a homicide. Yes. Michael Jackson's.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, can you wait? Why was it a homicide?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because there was malpractice and his doctor overdosed him. But his doctor wasn't convicted of murder. He was convicted of. And he's free now. But Jess Hilaris was just on the Internet being like, Caitlyn Jenner's.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And trans people trying to do too much. So that's not the same thing. No, no, because Caitlyn Jenner was like, I'm not a trans activist. I am a. I don't know what she said. And then, and then her. And Charlemagne was like, yeah, trans people, low key, doing too much. What do you mean doing too much?

[Monet X Change]

What else? What else? What was the follow up of doing too much?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was, it was about how Donald Trump is releasing this policy where he's gonna ban gender affirming care for anyone who is under the age of 18, which a lot of people, A lot of people don't know this, but most gender affirming care is just therapy. It's just literally trans children being like, I think I might be trans. I want to talk to a therapist. And then they're like, try growing your hair, try painting your nails, try using a nickname. See how that feels. I think people think that you tell the doctor you're trans, and then the next day you're getting a double mastectomy at the age of seven. I think they think you're telling the doctor you're trans and you're getting a vaginoplasty at 10. That's what I think. That's what these people think is happening, and it's not happening.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So.

[Monet X Change]

But if you actually research, you would know that that's not happening, which is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what I'm telling to the Breakfast Club. And, and, and, and they, they know that facts.

[Monet X Change]

They know that facts doesn't get pushed. It's the stupidity, it's the foolishness, it's the throwing things at the, the, the wall that people get all riled up about and talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jess will do that. She will just say so. There was a video of her one time on a plane with a secret man.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she was like, she was like, it's a Muslim. I'm Playing I don't want to be. I don't feel comfortable they talking differently. She had the whole plane deboarded and that. Which first of all, is. You ever. Have you ever been on a plane that got deboarded?

[Monet X Change]

No. Thank goodness, baby. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And when you let me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, no. One time I did and everybody was furious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you find out who it was?

[Monet X Change]

No. No.

[Commercial Narrator]

But no.

[Monet X Change]

Something was wrong with the plane. Something was wrong. Something was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now imagine if it was because of a passenger. Oh, we wouldn't imagine you find out.

[Monet X Change]

We'll be an ass after.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine. And you now. Now we all gotta sit in the. With you looking at you.

[Monet X Change]

And she was standing on it too,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know, she didn't give it 10 toes down.

[Monet X Change]

She was like, I fight everybody. And she was in her head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10 toes in when you standing on business. I'm a, you know, song big stepper underground. I only know if the TikTok version. So I only literally know for that part.

[Monet X Change]

That's the only thing that matters now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We literally rehearsed that entire dance and we didn't do it.

[Monet X Change]

What happened? Can we talk about what happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so me, Amber, Jasmine and Sydney were preparing to make this tick tock.

[Monet X Change]

Text Amber and make sure she sends us the little clip that we have. She posted it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was online.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she posted on the stories, but I need it for when I do my dad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we were gonna do the. The lose my breath tick tock challenge. And then you know what it was?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember what? It was dark and the bus was not. It was dark and the bus was not near.

[Monet X Change]

Also, you was ready to wrap it up. You were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I was ready. You were ready because I remember. Hey, let's go. And then the bus was dark and there was. I. I am.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I'm at work, I'm ready to work, honey.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I don't be tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't be at work.

[Commercial Narrator]

Tired.

[Monet X Change]

Feel like work. But before we. I feel like Vegas or la. We have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Vegas is full of lights.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? It is. It's a well lit city.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can be me, you, Rob, Alessa. I don't.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Aaron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aaron does things like Aaron want to do. Aaron is the merchandise that doesn't like Aaron. Aaron wouldn't be like, I really want to do this.

[Monet X Change]

Yo, Vegas is a well lit city. Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's like the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

I forgot that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like you forgot Time Square was world. That's kind of the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

It is so. And I Think that's why. Why Vegas? It's so that's why they want you to be super duper hot. They want you to be extra, extra hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you familiar with hello Vegas?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's a clip of Ariana Grande going, hello, Vegas, but it just sound like she's yelling, hello, Vegas.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let me hear you make some noise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, it's Vegas. Let me hear you make some noise. But you know, Ariana Grande famously doesn't have great diction. So it sounds like she's saying, faggots, let me hear you make some noise. Which, to be honest, at Anna Grande concert. Concert. Low key makes sense. Low key is her and the high pony faggots over here.

[Commercial Narrator]

Make some noise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, can I. Are you finding it? Yeah.

[Commercial Narrator]

There.

[Monet X Change]

Go crazy for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Faggots. Let me hear you make some noise.

[Monet X Change]

I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's wild.

[Monet X Change]

You know, people are bringing that word back. They're being real loosey goose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, who? The gay boys?

[Monet X Change]

Everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, yeah, Mother eight. Mother eight. You know, when it comes to people saying faggot and fag, obviously, I don't care if any. I don't care if any gay guy says it. Certain lesbians, I'm cool with pretty much all trans women because. Because. Because most trans women have been called a faggot at some point in their life.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I think it's like doing it in front of mixed company, in front of people who are not aware and then they think that they can say it. That's the issue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, who is thinking they can say faggots?

[Monet X Change]

Everybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight guys.

[Monet X Change]

Every. Everybody.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Anybody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody knows straight guys like that, though.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. But even there are some people who are like gay and they say. I'm like, not now. It's too early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where, where can I.

[Commercial Narrator]

It's too early.

[Monet X Change]

It's 2pm No, I think. I think the F should be at least after 10pm 10pm 10pm 5 o'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clock, we're going to work.

[Monet X Change]

No, 5 o'.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Clock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're still making some noise.

[Monet X Change]

You're still around work people. You're still in your work. Your work uniform. No, five o'. Clock. Too early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you feel about the D word?

[Monet X Change]

I want to keep it 1000. I think a lot of white lesbians say it in a way that it's like, yay, we're dykes. But then when I hear it from my girly, I'm like, it just still feels hateful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't feel good when white people say dykes. It feels Like a reclamation. And I don't think I've heard a lot of black lesbians saying dyke as a reclamation when they say it is low key slurry. How about like dykes on bikes?

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes, I did.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I actually just heard about it and it's cute. It's cute. Would I want to type that out, put it in a caption, then press post? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about the word, the term Sapphic?

[Monet X Change]

What's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sapphic is like lesbian sapphic.

[Monet X Change]

That's what, that's the term.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Sapphic people. Like, sapphic is the adjective.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So I think there's like a new sex. There's a new section of like lesbian.

[Monet X Change]

No child left behind right here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's a new section of like, like lesbians who are kind of like anti trans in a way, being like, oh, like we're only like very like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

turfy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, it's the opposite. So Sapphic is an umbrella term that includes people of like all gender identities that still like lean toward the lesbian way without like necessarily falling under the lesbian category if you don't identify as like a woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you can be non binary and Sapphic.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. You got it. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

It's a lot of learning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I learned something new today.

[Monet X Change]

That's why people, I think sometimes it's just. They're not understanding. It's a, it's a misunderstanding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you about gay guys saying the D word?

[Monet X Change]

I don't like it. I don't like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's valid.

[Monet X Change]

It just, it sounds like you're trying to make something funny that isn't so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a lyric. One of my songs.

[Monet X Change]

You say it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to.

[Monet X Change]

Is that why you're pulling. You're pulling this out for me so you let.

[Commercial Narrator]

You know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm asking, I'm asking. Like I made a video last night and I was asking people, I made a video about this big one was dancing. I said, hey guys, if this is a messy take, I'll take it down. I just want to know.

[Monet X Change]

But like, I think you wait that telling people, like, if it's a messy take, I'll take it down. If you have to say that, then you know damn well it's a take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it was. I said when fat people dance, it hits harder. When like a big body is moving, it looks cooler. It just looks like when you see a big girl or a big guy or a big person dancing, it looks more impressive.

[Monet X Change]

Owning it. Owning it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just looks more impressive than when you see a skinny person or a Fit person doing it.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, what I've learned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And everyone's like, no, it's not messy.

[Monet X Change]

In 2024, dancing is not easy. So I just feel like when I see anybody hitting that 1, 2, 3. I'm like, I'm impressed. But yes, a bigger body. That as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the lyric was. My lyric is, play this song from Broadway to Kawanga if I'm on the track is guaranteed to be a banger talking dyke trans fight music for my people. And we don't. And you don't have to like, oh, no, that's good.

[Monet X Change]

I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That I was like, these other day I saw. No, imagine today was not something I would say.

[Monet X Change]

I know. But you never know. I'm glad you explained it to me, because at first you was about to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

leave her mad at me.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was gonna be. I was like, I want to hear it. It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's just like, I hear and,

[Monet X Change]

you know, sometimes the beat. I already know the beat is going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

No, your beat with the song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the beat. Oh, yeah, the beat. I was like, I was like, we saying the B.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, no, we don't. No, B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're, you know that clip of New Le going, watch it with them B words.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I can't get over Cheryl Lee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have fun in your room. Yeah. Watch with them B words.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I, I can't get over saying to Cheryl

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Conti, bitch, you would never.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even think anybody has said that in front of her. I want to ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She probably never heard the word.

[Monet X Change]

I, I couldn't imagine. What is this loose in front of Cheryl Lerous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's this word you're saying? Yeah, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

How do you spell it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never heard it once in my whole entire life.

[Monet X Change]

Because, you know, people are so loose with bitch and sis and hey, girl. I can't even imagine being like, hey, girl, to. To Cheryl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I, I'm pretty loose with the bitches. I am pretty loose.

[Monet X Change]

We're all loose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Just be flying is a part of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And girl.

[Monet X Change]

Girl too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I have to realize this when I get around straight guys, which is not. It's not often I'm around straight guys, but they. Sometimes they take umbrage with being called girl.

[Monet X Change]

No, they know if they have a girl, if they say, bro, if they're in a relationship with a woman, they. We calling everybody girl. Girl, Girl, I'll call your mother. Girl, your grandma, girl, anybody dead girl. Girl, we have the funeral.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight people are saying, bro. A lot of straight women are Saying bro to each other.

[Monet X Change]

That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen this? That's straigh broing. Straight women are growing. Other women.

[Monet X Change]

That's comedy. They're. They're just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a bit.

[Monet X Change]

It's funny. Yeah, it's a bit. It's not. Bruh, bruv, I like. Bruv, bruv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, yo, bruv, bruv. I love that little. A little South London accent, yeah. Oh, yeah. What you're wondering, brav, what are you talking to? You. Listen. What you're talking about is about having a good time tonight, babes.

[Monet X Change]

It's something about this accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

Very, very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you don't like it?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't like. There's another one that I like. I like the eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, I will E. Alba probably has a bit more of a refined accent.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Speaks a little bit more properly and

[Monet X Change]

I like that one. But also, did you watch the show Top Boy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

On Netflix. Autumn accents got me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Top Boy. What's it about, boy?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Drugs.

[Monet X Change]

Drugs, Gangs. Death.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drugs. Innocent. Innocent Gangs and death and drugs.

[Monet X Change]

Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it like. Is it like snow?

[Monet X Change]

No, I wouldn't say it was snow. I feel like it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like Breaking Bad but with black people.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not like Breaking Bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Claws. Yes, there we go. You watch Claws?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like no one watched Club, which I only got two seasons. I was like, where was all the claw support?

[Monet X Change]

I know. What. What channel was it on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say fx.

[Monet X Change]

Fx? That where you get that on Hulu?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it might have been fx, but also it. But you know what? You know in my opinion what the issue with Clause was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was on tnt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tnt.

[Monet X Change]

Tnt. That's. Now that's crazy, because if we. In the hotel, TNT is playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The issue with Claws, in my opinion was. That was.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Tell us your notes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too close. Your notes. It was too close to the concept of Breaking Bad. And I had one of the actors from Breaking Bad, and. And I think people are like, why y' all doing Breaking Bad again?

[Monet X Change]

Why are they doing that? I mean, they did Friends, which is really Living Single.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. They did Ozarks, which is low key Breaking Bad, but they didn't have any of the actors from Breaking Bad. It was just.

[Monet X Change]

It was just so one actor from another, then it's all ruined.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

But what about Black, Blackish and, you know, Light is. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, now. Now, if they would have done. If they would have done Living Single and then took just Queen Latifah and did Friends. That would be weird.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, but I would love to see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the black lady on Friends name? Now she hosts Whose Life Is It Anyway?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Alicia Tyler.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alicia. I met her party one time.

[Monet X Change]

She's beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stunning.

[Monet X Change]

She is so beautiful. And I think she was doing stand up, but then she was like voiceover stuff and commentary things. She was like, I guess I don't need to do stand up no more because I haven't seen her do stand up in a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like there comes a point where some comics are, like, there are some folks who are, like, tried and true. I will be doing comedy no matter what. Like, you cannot stop me from doing comedy. Like Chris Rock and Wanda Sykes and Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. And then some people who are like Dave Chappelle. Some folks like, I'm good. Like, like Roseanne. I was like, I'm good. I don't have to keep doing this

[Monet X Change]

because if you are. If you're doing a syndicated show, you that money, what you need to be on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't. I don't think that others are doing it, are doing it for the money. Like, they just need. Because they could. They could float by on. They could float by on roles and in. In movie and TV gigs. And I mean, Chris Rock was in a Disney movie. Didn't he play the firefly and didn't Chris Rock play a firefly in the movie?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He. You think he's the firefly and the print. The frog prince?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's the firefly in some other movie. Chris Rock plays a. A fly or. Or a. Chris Rock plays a fly in some animated film.

[Monet X Change]

Well, wait, was. No, Eddie Murphy was the donkey and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shrek track, and he was also the dragon in Mulan playing the exact same character. And no one talks about this.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's. It's Eddie Murphy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but like, literally the sidekick twice.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. They said he eats this down. You got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he did a pretty decent job.

[Monet X Change]

Clean it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did a good job in Mulan, but he ate in Shrek. What are you saying, Kennedy? He was a bug. He played a bug in a movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Movie.

[Monet X Change]

He was all Murphy or Chris Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chris Rock played a bug in a movie. Did Chris Rock play a bug in a movie? Hold on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, this is in the B movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in B movie. Who did he play?

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was a mosquito. Chris Rock in B movie.

[Monet X Change]

B movie is a 2007.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what the movie is.

[Monet X Change]

Hickner, starring Jerry Seinfeld.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Patrick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Moose. But he was. He was. He was a mosquito.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Have you seen B movie?

[Monet X Change]

No. Was it good? Did it do well?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, it's about a B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A B. Jerry Seinfeld. A be. Right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But he falls in love with a woman. There's like a be woman romance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing about B movie. Maybe 101. There was. There was not A.

[Monet X Change]

The numbers. The numbers were bad. Is that what you're saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the movie did well. I had two of them. No, they only had one. There was nothing about B movie that made me want to watch that film. Literally nothing. No offense, Jerry. You know, Jerry's doing fine without me. I'm sure. I'm sure Jerry will. Jerry doesn't care that I'm. That I'm having this conversation.

[Monet X Change]

He's not watching this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Before you go.

[Monet X Change]

This is not on his Kindle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally, before we go, where can people find you if they're looking to get some Sydney in their life?

[Monet X Change]

Sydney in their life. I am on Instagram. Just said BW and then with a. Yes. Just said I was not with an I with a. Yeah, but who is putting. Okay, anyways, just Sid J U S T. Who's putting what an I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Sydney.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, when you think of Sydney, don't you want to put the y s? Y s. I just. It doesn't give you that edge, you know? Sy y. That person is on stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're getting no dissent from me. I'm on your side.

[Monet X Change]

S. I. They're working behind a desk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. T. All the Sydney's watching. All the si. All the sis watching are really. We just. Our viewership just drops.

[Monet X Change]

Ah, yes. U s. I d. Have you performed in Sydney? No, but if anybody wants to be there, I would gladly go. Are you going there? Are you going to Sydney?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just got back from Sydney.

[Monet X Change]

Are you freaking kidding me? You didn't ask?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I started this tour in Sydney.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was using Australian comedians in Australia. Boo.

[Monet X Change]

They don't need. They already have the work. Bring us in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't booking, like, the biggest Australian comedians. I didn't book Hannah Gatsby.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, another. Another lesbian. Another lesbian. Huge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is. There it is. Yeah, we gotta get some. But she's. She's. She's actually pretty young. She's, like, in her 40s. But we gotta get some black new Wanda's. Like, we gotta get a black new lesbian up in this piece.

[Monet X Change]

Paris Sasse. She's incredible. Paris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you. Why not you?

[Monet X Change]

Me too. Me too. But I think it's all about passing. You know, when you're. I'm already. I'm already here. The platform. I'm on the platform. You have to say the names. Asha Ward. But I wouldn't. I don't know. I think. Yes, she did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just out somebody. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Asha is a writer on snl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. I thought she said, I don't know if she's a lesbian. I thought she was like, I don't know if she was a lesbian. Damn, that was crazy. All right, well, now I'm getting rid of my most problematic guess ever. Is she a lesbian or not?

[Monet X Change]

She is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she out?

[Monet X Change]

I'm a text her. She did. No, no. Because she did Hannah Gatsby, like, featuring on Netflix. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Okay, so. Oh, that was scary. All right, and on that note, thank you for watching. Y' all can find Sydney over on Instagram.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Instagram.

[Monet X Change]

And I have a podcast called Mess with Marie Foston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, y' all be good. Bye. It.