The One About Telekinesis

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Telekinesis"

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: September 29, 2025
Theme: Hilarious banter on everything from bouldering and pop music to the plausibility of telekinetic powers—plus a deep dive into reincarnation, the meaning of stardust, and which X-Men they'd embody.

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Episode Overview

In this raucously funny episode, Bob and Monét bring their signature chemistry to a sprawling, laughter-filled discussion that jumps from their latest hobbies (rock climbing!) to existential musings and pop culture tangents. The theme—telekinesis—serves as both a running joke and a springboard for playful debates: can anyone really move objects with their mind, or is it just hot air? Listeners also get a peek into the Sibling Rivalry dynamic, filled with drag queen pettiness, philosophical waxing, and plenty of shade.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Rock Climbing (Bouldering) Antics

Timestamps: 02:40 – 07:19

• Bob shares his bouldering adventure:
  Monét: "What was yesterday?"
  Bob: "I went rock climbing. Oh my God. Yay." (02:42)
• Hand calluses get special attention, with an improv drag name suggestion:
  Bob: "Everyone there had rough, brittle... no gloves. The girls love rough hands." (03:29)
  Monét: "Calluses. Good name. If that wasn’t a thing, this is my daughter, Callesis." (05:33)
• There's playful banter about workout outfits and whose hands are rougher, which dovetails into shade about plant care skills.
  Bob: "You have callous hands. And I have a green thumb." (09:38)

K-Pop Demon Hunters & Pop Music

Timestamps: 02:33 – 16:26

• Monét admits to watching (and dozing off during) 'K-Pop Demon Hunters.'
• The conversation turns to art styles and which character is most smashable:
  Bob: "Would you smash the guys?"
  Monét: "For sure, I would smash." (11:25)
• Pop music detour: They debate what music videos are the most viewed ("Baby Shark" triumphs with 16 billion views) and analyze why "Despacito" blew up internationally.
  Bob: "I think when something involves multiple languages, you get to get multiple continents involved." (14:53)
• The elements of crafting a hit:
  Monét: "There is no rhyme or reason for why something becomes great... sometimes you think a song is about to hit... and then people be like, that's cute, Max." (15:50)

The Celine Dion Biopic Debacle

Timestamps: 19:36 – 24:55

• They react to the wild choices behind the French biopic "Aline"—notably, an adult actress playing Celine Dion from childhood to old age. Monét: "Can you believe this bitch is sick?" (20:50)
• Bob: "That bitch looks crazy sitting in that shit." (22:03)
• Jacob (their producer) joins for context, leading to a broader discussion about weird biopic decisions.

Can You Still Go to the Concert If Your Friend Dies?

Timestamps: 28:05 – 38:10

• A viral TikTok prompts the question: If your friend died on the way to a concert, would you still go?
  Bob: "If I'm dead, I want my friends to go on and enjoy the thing. I won't care. I'm dead." (28:22)
• The hosts role-play various scenarios with mock seriousness and escalating absurdity, teasing each other about hypothetical grief and priorities.

Reincarnation, Stardust, and Energy

Timestamps: 38:49 – 46:16

• The conversation gets deep (and woo-woo) as Bob and Monét discuss what happens after we die, the science of stardust, and how energy transfers.
  Monét: "I do think our energy obviously does go somewhere else." (45:06)
• Notable quote:
  Bob: "So in theory, you've always been here. You've never not been here." (41:42)
• Drag-level skepticism abounds about connecting the scientific idea of particle transfer to New Age-y reincarnation beliefs.

Science, Space, and Parallel Universes

Timestamps: 46:17 – 49:45

• Space science lesson: the universe vs. galaxies, Big Bang theory, time distortion, and the James Webb telescope.
• They discover the ISS ("It's old, girl!") is being decommissioned and briefly marvel over “sending a camera into the sun.”

You Too Have a Gravitational Pull (and an Atmosphere?)

Timestamps: 49:46 – 51:05

• Bob insists everyone (yes, even you!) has their own gravitational pull:
  "Everyone has a gravitational pull. If you have mass, you have gravitational pull. And in theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right." (50:09)

Telekinesis: Real, Magic, or Hot Air?

Timestamps: 51:06 – 59:51

• Monét brings up viral "telekinetic" kids—Bob dismisses them as wind-powered tricksters:
  Bob: "This man is not–he is not–This guy is creating wind and he's blowing around aluminum foil." (51:21)
• They physically attempt telekinesis on-air, segueing to magic tricks and Bob's former career as “Magic Bob.”
• Fork-bending leads to much clowning:
  Monét: "Did you do this with your mind?"
  Bob: "With my mind? Absolutely."
  Monét: "You're the worst. You're a bad magician." (58:36)
• They riff on imaginary mutant powers and pit new super-abilities against each other using a 'superpower generator.'
  Monét: "You gotta have fucking sleep apnea!" (64:50)

Which X-Men Are We?

Timestamps: 60:00 – End (~66:40)

• Debate over which iconic X-Men they’d be:
  Bob: "I'm either Storm or Professor X."
  Monét: "You're not patient and you are not kind." (63:23)
• Jacob the producer chimes in—now everyone gets a power and a drag-worthy new mutant name.
• They accuse each other of being Juggernaut, Beast, Sabertooth, and “Belinda China Shop.”
• The episode ends with Bob blowing the final raspberry:
  Bob: "Take a break from this podcast forever!" (66:36)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

"Calluses. Good name. If that wasn’t a thing, this is my daughter, Callesis."
—Monét, 05:33

"If I'm dead, I want my friends to go on and enjoy the thing. I won't care. I'm dead."
—Bob, 28:22

"You have callous hands. And I have a green thumb."
—Bob, 09:38

"So in theory, you've always been here. You've never not been here."
—Bob, 41:42

"You do not want to influence me. I have matter ingestion. I can safely eat any substance. I eat–I'm not a substance, honey!"
—Bob, 65:11

"Everyone has a gravitational pull. If you have mass, you have gravitational pull. And in theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right."
—Bob, 50:09

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Episode Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start | End | |-----------------------------------------------|----------|----------| | Bouldering & Callus Culture | 02:40 | 07:19 | | K-Pop Demon Hunters Review & Pop Deep Dive | 02:33 | 16:26 | | Celine Dion Biopic / Name-Change in Biopics | 19:36 | 24:55 | | Viral TikTok: Dying on the Way to Concert | 28:05 | 38:10 | | Reincarnation, Stardust & Energy | 38:49 | 46:16 | | Science, Space & Parallel Universes | 46:17 | 49:45 | | Personal Gravitational Pull | 49:46 | 51:05 | | Telekinesis: Mythbusting & Magic Bob | 51:06 | 59:51 | | X-Men Power Generator Game | 60:00 | End |

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Tone & Banter

• The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and dripping with sibling-style shade.
• Off-topic tangents are just as entertaining as the main theme.
• They're delightfully unserious about magic, science, and mortality—but never miss a chance for a real talk about energy, empathy, or the absurdity of life.
• "Sibling Rivalry" at its best: a blend of drag wit, pop culture, and existential giggles.

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Listen For...

• Hilarious shade about hands, plants, and concert etiquette.
• Quick history (and skepticism) lessons in pop science.
• The signature, playful debate over whose mutant power reigns supreme.

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Transcript

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[A]

And this is simply rivalry.

[B]

On this week's episode, Bob goes rock climbing.

[A]

We harness the powers of telekinesis and.

[B]

We find out what made Bob say this.

[A]

Okay, you've lost the plot. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[B]

I told you so dating these crackheads. I heard something very exciting about you. You started watching K Pop Demon Hunters.

[A]

I fell asleep, though.

[B]

Only because it was really tired.

[A]

I was really tired. I Girl, yesterday.

[B]

What was yesterday?

[A]

I went rock climbing. Oh, my God. Yay.

[B]

I love what you do. Actors, though.

[A]

Do you do rock climbing?

[B]

Why you say Andy and I, we do bouldering.

[A]

That's what I did. Bouldering.

[B]

Oh, bouldering.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what yeah you wanna give us.

[B]

More feelings about it.

[A]

You don't like it? Well. Oh, girl, y', all, Bob is so precious about his fucking hands.

[B]

Bob goes to the gym.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

My water bottle was here. Is that mine? That green one?

[A]

It's probably mine.

[C]

No, that's ours.

[B]

Oh, that's Yalls.

[A]

Yeah. Everything in my space. This is a very common thing Monet does.

[B]

All the things in your space are mine.

[A]

This is a very common thing Monet does. She'll come to my home, my studio, my car. This is my car.

[B]

You literally.

[A]

These are my wheels. Bob.

[B]

When I come to your. When I used to go to your old apartment, I used to find my $20 on your floor. Anyway.

[A]

Everyone there had rough brittle. No, they had no gloves. She's like, the gloves don't help you like you think they do. Everyone had rough Bible hands. Everyone had them on exchanges. Everybody. I was shaking hands. I was like, God damn, y'. All. And then the guy. One guy was like, you don't want the rough hands. The girls love rough hands.

[B]

No, he did not say that.

[A]

He did.

[B]

I've seen your Leo work at office. You were a faggotty work at office.

[A]

He was fine, though. This man was fine.

[B]

He wore faggot. He work at outfits. And he thought you was Dre with your little faggot little string tank top.

[A]

I know you're not calling nobody's workout outfit. Can we put up one of Monet's workout outfits?

[B]

I know my office of faggoty. I. I love my work. I'm declaring that. But you're faggoty, too.

[A]

What's. What's past faggoty? Minor faggoty. What's the next one? That's where you are. That's where you exist in the workout world. But I was wearing my little shorts and my. And a gray tank top, and I was bouldering. And my hands. It's fine, Jacob. You know, Jacob put one up there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And my hands were just.

[B]

Yeah, your hands start to.

[A]

And I was like, I can feel the calluses forming.

[B]

Can I tell you? Okay. It doesn't have. After one.

[A]

Everyone says that, but it's not true. I remember working out in the gym, and the next day. The next day. I know my body. I don't think that's science. I'm telling y', all, the next day, this little part of the hands was not cute.

[B]

Can I say something? I had to do what?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I feel I'm gonna regret saying this to you. I'm gonna regret this so hard. I don't know why I'm saying.

[A]

You know, I'll find out if you don't say anything.

[B]

I'm not taking it. Say it anymore.

[A]

You can't do this to the fans. This is your favorite thing. You love that. That's your fucking. That shit gets you bricked. What is it so something I do.

[B]

Because of my handcals and stuff, I have to be in the shower.

[A]

You know the thing.

[B]

You know the thing that you use to scrape your face?

[A]

No, I use it on my calluses.

[B]

On my hand.

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A scalpel.

[B]

To, like, in the shower?

[A]

Honey, Dexter couldn't pierce that skin.

[B]

I do it like, Dexter would be like, hold on. I have to do it, like, every, like, two weeks. But it's not my whole hand. It's just the callus.

[A]

Here, let me see if it's working.

[B]

It is working. I did it a week ago, so I'm about due in about a week. Isn't that crazy that I have to do that now?

[A]

It's not crazy. You're telling me. Why don't you just wear gloves?

[B]

I do wear gloves. I've been wearing gloves for the past. Like, but girl, calluses. Once you have a callus.

[A]

Calluses. Good name. If that wasn't a thing. This is my daughter, Callesis.

[B]

Like a drag name or.

[A]

No, like, okay, this is my daughter, Callas. See, there are certain words. We've had this conversation. If they didn't mean what they admit, they'd be cute names. Like, this is my name. Callis. My daughter, her name is Callis.

[B]

But I think if you say callous, I wouldn't. Even if I heard that, I would not associate it with Kallus. Kallus. Cause I'm hearing callous. Like, almost like Superman.

[A]

Like, CAL s emotion was heavy. No, but callous is a good name. Someone has pointed out that chlamydia. Chlamydia is a great name.

[B]

Strap at her brother throat.

[A]

Okay, you've lost the plot. You've lost the plot. But I went bouldering yesterday.

[B]

And did you like it?

[A]

Yeah, it was fine. You have to take a lot of breaks in between the boulders, the attempts.

[B]

How aggressive did you go? Where did you do a one, a two, a three, a four. Like, what number did you get up to?

[A]

Two.

[B]

A two. Okay.

[A]

What'd you be at?

[B]

Like a four, if Maybe something to four.

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You need to see footages I've posted.

[B]

On my stories and stuff several times.

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And you zoom in on the four, and you don't switch Colors. That's what we need to make sure.

[B]

Where do y' all go Bouldering in la?

[A]

It was out in Porter Ranch.

[B]

Damn. Ever since you got your new little boyfriend, you just so active.

[A]

Oh, I'm going to Porter Ranch. I'm going to Porter Ranch in Boulder. I want to be clear. Yo, porter ranch is 30 minutes from Hollywood.

[B]

No, if there's no traffic. With traffic, Porter Ranch is like an hour.

[A]

Girl, girl, Burbank is 30 minutes. It's 25 minutes from Hollywood. It's an extra five minutes into the Valley.

[B]

I would say she don't want her.

[A]

Little stunts with her new little boyfriend. Get all your little stunts on your little boyfriend. Don't touch me. That's so cute. I love that. Don't touch me.

[B]

It's adorable.

[A]

Give me a ho. I just said don't touch me. Touch me more.

[B]

Wait. Okay, so did you start liking. Did you like the movie? What do you think?

[A]

So far off rip. It was a great movie. Off rip is really great. Spoiler alert. This is your 10 second warning. Okay, yeah, this is the only time.

[B]

Where I agree the spoiler alert. Sometimes this nigga be saying spoiler alert for a movie that came out 30 years ago.

[A]

This one.

[B]

I agree.

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I'm not. I'm not asking for your approval.

[B]

Well, you are, because this is our podcast.

[A]

This is not.

[B]

As for your approval, five seconds has passed.

[A]

I said 10. You don't listen to you.

[B]

You don't listen to me.

[A]

So in the off the top, when they. They have these. The. The. The. The air. The flight crew.

[B]

This isn't the way.

[A]

And they go into the music. Oh, oh.

[B]

When they fight with the fight attendants.

[A]

Yeah. But then I found out pretty early that the main girl, the vocalist, Ariana of the group.

[B]

You mean the Beyonce?

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She's a demon.

[B]

I know, but she's part demon.

[A]

She's part demon.

[B]

Her father was demon.

[A]

My daddy. My daddy. My daddy from demonisha, my daddy from demon land, and my mama from Fairyland or whatever, or from Korea.

[B]

So this plant gets no sunlight. So this is a plant that needs no sunlight.

[A]

Clearly, I don't take care of that plant.

[B]

I mean, but clearly it lives here.

[C]

This. Isn't this a fake plant?

[B]

No, it's the only real one, allegedly.

[A]

This is a very real plant. Very real.

[B]

And it's growing. I'm like, what plant needs no sun?

[A]

Because, y', all, this room is a cave.

[B]

There's moss growing on the walls in here.

[C]

Is there a real plant?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

There's no moss growing on the wall.

[B]

Are you fucking with me?

[A]

This is a very real plant. You can touch it. It feels real. I mean, but I've seen.

[B]

I've seen figs that feel.

[A]

But touch the soil. That's a real plant.

[B]

I think it's real.

[A]

That's real dirt.

[B]

Yeah. No sunlight. That's crazy.

[A]

A lot of plants don't need sunlight. I mean, okay, just cause your plants are in your house or dying.

[B]

They're not dying.

[A]

Every time I come to your house, this one's dead.

[B]

You're such a liar.

[A]

Oh, the plant at the top of your stairs ain't looking sad, decrepit and busted up.

[B]

That was like eight months ago. I got rid of that plant and she died. That was one died.

[A]

I got rid of her and my one is alive. Living, thriving.

[B]

Thriving is crazy.

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She's growing new sprouts.

[B]

New sprouts right here.

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Poop.

[B]

That's not what you call.

[A]

That's not a sprout. It's new. Now I do sprouts and yours is dying anyway, so if you need. Because I have a green thumb. Bitch.

[B]

You have a green thumb.

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You have green anything.

[B]

You have gangrene.

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You have callous hands. And I have a green thumb.

[B]

You have gangrene.

[A]

My hands are not on the same level. Anyways, so if you need me to come to your house and fix your plants, I will.

[B]

No. I don't ever want to come to my house ever again.

[A]

Well, then your plants will all look like the one at the top of your stairs. Sad.

[B]

Anyone?

[A]

Anyways, how many plants have you thrown out?

[B]

Only one. The Monstera. Because she's getting too much sunlight. Anyway, so Rumi is part demon. We said spoiler alert. And if you're still listening, it'll go in and out.

[A]

I haven't seen it yet.

[B]

Oh, but you said that.

[A]

I gave a spoiler alert. And then he left the room. And I. And I really.

[C]

To people who don't have the mic. Our cameraman has not seen it, so he. They Bob did just spoil it.

[A]

Anyway, I haven't finished it.

[B]

So it's a great. It's a great, great, great movie.

[A]

That wears me out. Is that the guys, they are so human. And everyone else looks kind of like cartoons.

[B]

Like the guys. The Sasha.

[A]

Like, like. Like the girls have giant eyes and the guys look like they're super human drawn like they look.

[B]

Which is probably an intentional reason. Like we're behind that.

[A]

I mean, I'm sure, but it's so. Oh yeah, yeah.

[B]

Rumi and the girl.

[A]

I know the one. No no, no, I think they're pretty similar.

[B]

Girl.

[A]

Yeah, I think so. But look at the shape of their heads. Like their heads are so big. It's cartoony. It's a little cartoony. These.

[C]

I feel like they seem to be in the same art style.

[A]

Well, they have. Go back to the. To the girl with it. With the. With the. With the colored hair. Rumi, the one down there, the solo shot. Look how big her eyes are. Your eyes would never be that big. Look how big her eyes are. They're huge.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, I don't see that missing.

[A]

And then go to the guys. Look at the size of the guys eyes and the size of the girl. Look at these eyes. They're.

[B]

So the girls are also doing like way more. They're more animated. Like the thing when eating the ramen. The eyes are like big.

[A]

Like the guy. I don't know. When the guys don't seem to do that. Would you smash the guys?

[B]

For sure I would smash.

[A]

Which one are you trying to smash?

[B]

I would smash.

[A]

Go to the guys, Jacob.

[B]

I don't know their names. I would smash. I don't remember their names. I would smash the lead one. I'm not smashing. One with the bangs covering his eyes. No, I'm not into that.

[A]

He's emo.

[B]

I don't like. I'm not into that.

[A]

He needs help. But the lead one is obviously the hottest one. I like the guy with the Leo bangs too.

[B]

The Leo bangs? What's Leo?

[A]

Leonard DiCaprio in. In Titanic Bangs. I mean, he's doing a.

[B]

See the one with the six pack. Is he the six pack one?

[A]

He's Abs.

[B]

Abs, right.

[A]

They kept calling him Abs. I don't know if he's. I don't know if his name is Abs. They kept calling him.

[B]

Yeah, I think the two in the middle and the one with the Leo bangs, it's the. The two colored hair, like the. The green and the purple hair. I'm not into.

[A]

Which. Which Huntrix do you want to be?

[B]

Oh, I want to be miss.

[A]

Oh, they gave it away.

[B]

They gave wood away.

[A]

They gave it away in the poster.

[B]

Oh, I mean. Oh, yeah.

[A]

They literally giving it away. That's crazy.

[C]

I mean, this is not the main poster. This is one image from like a promotional.

[A]

I guess they became okay with it.

[B]

I want to be the one with the long hair.

[A]

The mean one. Yeah, she's fierce. I like the rapper.

[B]

The rapper? Yeah. I don't.

[A]

I don't. The boy band kind of reminds me of. Of Big Bang. Big Bang was one of the. OG Was one of the OG K Pop groups. So I don't know OG OG but when I first found out about K Pop, I was finding out about it through psy.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But Big Bang did a song called Fantastic Baby. Wow. Fantastic baby dance. Can you look up the song Fantastic Baby in the music video? Like, I feel like the. The. The Soulja Boys.

[B]

Soldier Boys.

[A]

Soldier Boy.

[B]

Soldier Boys. Tell them.

[A]

Do you not do the Soldier Boy? No, I mean, do you see the. The. The influence from the. From the Soulja Boys. Saja Boys. What are they called?

[B]

The Saja.

[A]

That one. Look at that.

[B]

S. A J. A saja. Yeah.

[A]

I used to be obsessed with.

[B]

I mean, these look a little more goth than nostalgia. Boys are.

[A]

I used to be obsessed with Big Bang. I mean, like, not obsessed. I knew, like, two of their songs.

[B]

643 million views. Is crazy. Is. Is Gangnam Style still the most.

[A]

No, the.

[B]

The. Which. What is it now? J. Can you look it up?

[A]

I think it's one of the most popular. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you start. Whoa, whoa. I'll pull it up my phone. It's Justin Bieber's baby. Despacito.

[B]

Is it still Despacito?

[A]

Oh, no, that's still.

[B]

Do you think?

[A]

I believe it's Despacito.

[B]

Something has to always think of it. It's probably some fucking calcinator.

[C]

Despacito is number two. There's one other that is bigger.

[B]

Is it a music video?

[C]

In a sense, yes.

[A]

In a sense, it is a music video.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Innocence is another great name.

[C]

It is a music video. Yes.

[B]

Let's take a guess.

[A]

Is it.

[B]

Okay. Can you give us a genre?

[C]

Not without giving it away, I don't.

[A]

I have nothing. I have nothing.

[B]

Nothing.

[C]

Do you wanna. I can give you a word hint.

[B]

Give us a word hint.

[A]

Water. Oh, I have nothing.

[B]

Tyler.

[A]

I would like to move on and get the answer. Cause I have nothing to offer.

[B]

Babe. Let's do this.

[A]

Oh, baby shark. I would have never guessed that.

[B]

How many views does it have, baby?

[A]

Do you know the song?

[B]

Of course I know the song.

[C]

16 billion. And Despacito is number two with 8 billion.

[B]

How did Despacito become, like, why did. Why did it blow up so much?

[A]

I think that when something involves multiple languages, you get to get multiple continents involved. Right? So you have. You have Europe and North America and a big chunk of Africa, because a lot of them speak English as well. And then you have South America and. And you have. Then you have South America too. Although everyone in South America doesn't speak Spanish, but most people in South America speak Spanish.

[B]

Is this. I mean, I had not heard this my sito in so long is the who is only the only.

[A]

Only.

[B]

Isn't that the only word that's in Spanish?

[C]

No, no. It was a song completely in Spanish. And then Justin Bieber came on and a verse for it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So the chorus, most of it is in Spanish. And then Justin Bieber sings a little bit in English.

[A]

I was watching this song.

[B]

I was gonna sing this. This song where I talk about, like, crafting the perfect. The perfect song. She was like. She's like. People like. Like, you know, big in record companies and people that always try to chase, like, the next I won't hit and the next one won't hit. She was like. She's like, the truth is there is no rhyme or reason for why something becomes great name.

[A]

Rhyme or reason. Rhyme or.

[B]

There's no rhyme or reason how something becomes a hit. She was like, you can try your best and use all the quote unquote formulas that are out there. She's like, I've written a bunch. A couple hits. But she's like, sometimes you think a song is. And I mean, you and I know this. Where we've made this music. We were like, bitch, this song's about to. And then people be like, that was cute, Max.

[A]

Well, I would say if there is a system. Max Martin has figured it out.

[B]

That part has a bunch of.

[A]

I went to go see and Juliet, and I was like, I cannot believe this man wrote all. And I mean, we're spamming genres, mostly pop, but he has rock.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He wrote Shout through the Heart and you're to blame Darling, you give love a bad name. Didn't you write that?

[C]

I don't think so.

[B]

I don't even know that song.

[A]

You don't know Shout to the Heart?

[B]

No. Is it from the 80s?

[A]

Shout to the Heart? Yeah. You give love a bad name But.

[B]

I don't a Bon Jovi.

[C]

No, he did not write this.

[A]

Well, what's this? That's the song he did in. Didn't he do a Bon Jovi song? That's in the musical. Max Martin wrote something.

[C]

It's my life.

[A]

Oh, it's my life.

[B]

I do like that song.

[A]

You were singing the wrong key that time.

[B]

Honestly, I don't know. That's one of my best.

[A]

It's my. I know that I probably can't say.

[B]

Let me hear it.

[A]

It's my life and it's now or never.

[C]

We gotta go to an ad break now.

[A]

We have an ad break. We have an ad break.

[B]

No, that's living on the prayer.

[A]

That's living on the prayer. We got an ad break and are.

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We gonna take it when I'm good and ready to take it.

[A]

You're taking it now?

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No, I'm gonna take it in five.

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You'll take it. Four. One.

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One. Two. Two.

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[A]

Unless you're Religious. Amen. Unless you're praying.

[B]

Yes. Now she praying back to the church.

[A]

I believe it too.

[B]

Okay. Which.

[A]

I mean, Max Martin has clearly figured out the. The key to writing a hit song. I mean, he has. He wrote. And that's. He wrote. That's the way it is. Celine Dion.

[B]

Celine Dion. Have you. Oh, my God, where was I yesterday? Wait, hold on. Just give me a second. Show me this Jenny Jaffe. Have you seen.

[A]

I've seen Jenny Jaffe, yeah. No, red hair.

[B]

No, this Jenny Jaffe showed me this clip. Jacob, can you please pull it up? The Aileen movie.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I have to.

[A]

The movie. The Mean Alien.

[B]

No, Aileen. This. The same studio that did Judy with Renee Zellweger.

[A]

Aileen, Aileen, hold on.

[B]

Pause really quick before you play. They wanted to. What the hell happened? Oh, they wanted to. They wanted to do a biopic about Celine Dion. Celine Dion was like, hell no, no, no. Rewind just at the beginning. The beginning is my favorite part. They wanted to do a biopic of Celine Dion. Celine Dion was like, hell no. Did not sign up for it. They were like, well, we're doing it anyway. And then I don't know what. So they have the same woman who plays celine Dion at 60.

[A]

From the beginning, from 12 o'. Clock.

[B]

I mean, from when she was 12 years old.

[A]

From noon to midnight. Can you believe this bitch is sick?

[C]

The woman who produced the film stars in it. It is about a fictional singer named.

[A]

Aene D. Well, that's not. That's not that crazy. No, I think it's crazy that that's literally what happened with Dream Girls.

[B]

The woman. No, the woman playing her.

[A]

Oh, that part's.

[B]

That part. But just play the beginning. Look at her in this exec's office. Wait, does that sound. Jacob.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Look at this old she.

[C]

So she plays Celine Dion.

[A]

So, I mean, yeah, that's a little crazy. I mean, that's what they did with. With La Mama Cynthia Rivo on the Color Purple. So typically in the original Broadway 2. Two, a young girl plays Celie and then a. A. An adult plays Celie.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

But in. On Broadway, Cynthia Revo played her as a child and her in her 60s.

[B]

But I will say Cynthia Rivo was believable because Cynthia Revo. What? That was. What. That was what, 10 years ago?

[A]

She also looks quite young.

[B]

She looks quite young. And then you can. You can age someone up, but try to age them down.

[A]

That bitch looks crazy sitting in that shit Monet. She watches our podcast. Well, girl, you look Crazy. Valerie Lemiciere is a huge. She is a patron. Do you know she's a cool aunt.

[B]

Aileen Dieu. What does the woman want to do with the bother Dragon biopic? And they called it Flob. The Nat thing.

[A]

I mean, Rob the. Rob the.

[B]

We said it all the time. I'm just trying to just.

[A]

No, I mean, it's not. So. I will say the Having one person for the same age is kind of wild, but I don't think that making, like, slightly change because this is essentially the same thing that happened with Dreamgirls. They wanted to write about the Supremes. So her name. Her name's not Diana. Her name's Dina. They're not the Supremes, they're the dreams. It's literally the supreme story. But they just kept changing the names to get away with it. And they got away with it too. They ate.

[B]

But the difference is that was good. Like, and this was.

[A]

Have you seen this?

[B]

This was original music and stuff like that.

[A]

This is Dream Girl's original music. I know.

[B]

No, I'm saying this is not. Well, this is original music. But they're just like taking Celine songs and chopping and screwing them. Like when you walk to me.

[A]

Oh, I mean, I haven't seen. It's in French, though, isn't it? No.

[C]

Oh, yeah, it is in French.

[B]

Oh, the whole thing is in French.

[A]

They were speaking French. Unless it's just a French trainer.

[B]

I thought there may be a lot of French dialogue because Celine is from. From Quebec.

[C]

I have seen it.

[B]

Oh, you saw it?

[C]

Yeah, I watched it with Nick and.

[B]

What do you think?

[C]

It's. So the first 30 minutes are like, bad that it's funny because it's this woman, grown woman, playing like a seven year old. But then after a while it just becomes kind of like boring bad. And the other issue is that, like the peak core issue is her romance with her husband and her very.

[A]

Her very elderly husband.

[B]

Yeah, that is.

[C]

That is not a fun.

[B]

Because she met him when she was 12. Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you have a favorite?

[C]

It's not a fun.

[A]

You would love this. Time Travel's wife.

[B]

Could you give Chicken finish his line?

[A]

It's basically Time Travel's wife.

[C]

Yeah. It's not a fun romance to watch because you're just watching this romance between.

[A]

This old man and this woman to be a 70. His line. This isn't a scripted show. There's no.

[B]

Thank you, Jacob. Jacob, I value your contributions to this.

[A]

Podcast and I don't.

[B]

You made that abundantly clear.

[A]

Or yours.

[B]

Oh, you Made that abundantly clear.

[A]

Or yours, Kang.

[B]

When you call to me. I thought she was gonna.

[A]

You just did. You just did. Candy as candy. You know, when you called. You mix up songs.

[B]

What song?

[A]

You show me who you are I'm craving for you I'm missing you. But you were singing it to the tune of that's the way it is.

[B]

Was I?

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

When you call to me Isn't that the line?

[B]

When you call to me when you.

[A]

Want it the most. No, there's no easy. That's what I'm singing. What are you singing? I'm live.

[B]

When you go.

[A]

Oh, I thought you. Oh, we talking about. Yeah, we were talking about. I was talking about the song from and Juliet. That's the Way it Is, which is such a beautiful song.

[B]

Yeah, I was talking about a different song because you were talking about Aileen Alien.

[A]

Listen to the producers of Aileen. I think your movie's probably good. You've never seen it?

[B]

Probably is.

[A]

Nasty word.

[B]

Even though you said probably.

[A]

I think your movie is probably good is what I said. So I'm not here to judge it like these two. I've not seen Yalls film. And to the actor Le Meissier.

[B]

You.

[A]

Are such a good artist. You are up to your fucking nose and shit. She might be a good artist.

[B]

You have so much shit inside, I can smell it.

[A]

She might be a good artist. I have no. I haven't seen the movie and neither of you can.

[C]

You talk about your unwillingness to see a piece of media based on the title.

[A]

There are certain movies and plays that I will not watch. Like Chess.

[B]

Chess. Is that a musical?

[A]

It's a musical called Chess and I've heard it's a really good musical. I don't like the name, so I don't want to go see it.

[B]

I will say the Queen's Gambit, which is all about chess, was so good. So if it's anything like that, I don't think.

[A]

Is Chess about chess?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You've seen it?

[C]

I haven't seen it, but I. I mean, I know the plot and I've heard all the music.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

You like the King Speech?

[B]

No.

[A]

Did you see it?

[B]

No.

[A]

How do you know you don't like it?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That's a crazy response.

[B]

So you might like the King Speech is by. Who is that? Who's that?

[A]

It's about the King of England and he stutters, I think. Yeah. You want us to watch? So you had a video. You want us to Watch. Right.

[C]

Queen Elizabeth's dad was, like, the second in line for the throne, but who was in, like, the first in line ended up just being, like, fucking off and is like, I don't want to be king. So he had to become king. And he had this really. And he had a really, really bad stutter, like, unable to speak in public. So it's about him and his speech.

[B]

Therapist, and he came and how he overcame it.

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Work.

[A]

Apparently. It's a really inspiring inspirational movie. Apparently. I've not seen the King Speech, though. You know, I went to speech therapy.

[B]

When I was younger. Did you really?

[A]

For what?

[B]

What was wrong with you?

[A]

Mumbling. What? Apparently I. I mumbled and I spoke too fast.

[B]

That was good.

[A]

According to. According to my teachers, I was a mumbler. I don't have any proof that I was mumbling, but they say I was. But I did go to speech therapy.

[B]

Well, you and I both mumble. You and I both participate in mumbling. One of us more than the other. But we.

[A]

I went to speech therapy.

[B]

Well, we both do it.

[A]

I have the tools.

[B]

We both do it.

[A]

So, Jay, give us. Give us a mumble sentence. But I don't know.

[B]

And I think our listeners can, if someone is listening right now, be like, bitch.

[A]

Are y' all fucking serious? Yes. Serious about what? Me mumbling? Yes. What about your mumbling?

[B]

I literally said, we talk about your own part.

[A]

I went to speech therapy.

[B]

Can you stop touching me?

[A]

Celine Dion is such a good artist.

[B]

Celine Dion is what?

[A]

Is a brilliant artist.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I agree. Oh, this is crazy. This needs volume.

[A]

This is.

[B]

Tell me. I'm so curious what you. What you thought. Friends with the caption pov.

[A]

Your friend died on your way to the Beyonce concert, but we enjoyed it for him.

[B]

This got the Internet talking, and people.

[A]

Are split about going to the concert when your friend just passed away. I think I get the concept.

[B]

Yeah, that's it. Well, so also, just underscoring it with Beyonce. Heaven, can't wait to feel.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that song. So I will say this. If I. If I die on the way to something, I would like to give my friends the permission to go on and enjoy the thing. I won't care. I'm dead. But I guess it depends on who's dying. Like, I just don't know how.

[B]

Like, let's say you and I were on the way to go see Ariana Grande and you died on the way. I would not be able to enjoy the concert because my best friend. And also, it's Crazy to be on the thing, right. The three of y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

This is because they're doing a transition, obviously, in the house, getting ready, then.

[A]

Transition to the thing.

[B]

And it's two of them.

[A]

And they're like, that's crazy. I think posting it was really in poor taste. If I die, y' all can go do something. Depending on who dies will determine whether or not I can go and do the thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like, name some people. Okay.

[B]

I was just gonna say name someone.

[A]

Who, if they died, you were like, oh, so go. Okay.

[B]

This is the situation.

[A]

You and. It's gotta be three of us. So messy. It's gotta be three of us.

[B]

Who's you, Nick and you, Nick and Keisha Carr going to Ariana Grande.

[A]

Kesha passes away in the same way. Yes. Kesha Carr has passed away on the way to the Ariana Grande concert.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Um, I'm not going. I probably wouldn't go.

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay. It's you, Mateo.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, Bob and I are in a third person, so we can.

[C]

Oh, it's you. Yeah, you, Monet. Well, okay, there are four people. It's you, Monet, Mateo and Mateo's boyfriend. Not any specific one. Just like Mateo is dating this guy.

[B]

I'm supposed to do.

[A]

I know the guy very well as. No, I'm going to the concert.

[B]

I'm going to the concert.

[A]

I'm going to the concert. I'd be like Mateo. I would recommend Mateo stay behind. Then you gotta go by yourself to the concert. Me and you. There's four.

[B]

Okay. You.

[A]

You'd go, right?

[B]

I would go in Mateo's work with Diane.

[A]

I want to see on her Grande.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You, me.

[B]

Let me look at my photo real quick.

[A]

I mean, would I want to stay with Mateo? Well, Mateo's a. He would. He would be.

[B]

Mateo would be a wreck. And you would. Yeah. So are you gonna leave Mateo when you.

[A]

He said you are. Don't flip it, bitch. You said you would, so don't flip it.

[C]

Monet. It's you, Bob, Andy and one of Bob's friends. You haven't met it before. It's just like, a guy that Bob.

[A]

You know, I went to high school.

[C]

Bob is. Been hooking up with.

[A]

Oh, the hookup.

[B]

Oh, I'm going to the concert, but I'm sad also. And here's the thing about Bob. Bob would be so distraught.

[A]

Can we role play this?

[B]

I would stay. So say it again.

[C]

Can we role play this?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Is this post death?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The person just passed away.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Well. Oh, my God. Julian is dead.

[B]

I can see. So.

[A]

Okay, well, let's go. I'm gonna call us a car to the. To the. He's in the ambulance. I'm gonna go and call us a car to the hospital. Should I get an Excel? I'll get an xl. Yeah.

[B]

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on one second. Okay, let's just talk about this.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I was like. Do you, like, feel like you need support in this moment?

[A]

Oh, 100%. 100%. So I'm gonna put it.

[B]

Oh, wait, hold on. And just in case, you know, if we are going to this, we are gonna miss a concert. Since you. Your friend decided to die.

[A]

Decided?

[B]

Yeah, he did. That bump. He knew what he was doing.

[A]

I don't think he chose to die, though.

[B]

I told you. Saw Danny's crackheads.

[A]

I've called an exo. Bob.

[B]

So are you.

[A]

It'll be here in 30 seconds.

[B]

Are you going to Uber? Does the seconds now?

[A]

Yeah, it does. Seconds. Well, when you're. When you're Uber plus.

[C]

This is breaking news. Apparently, Cynthia Erivo is now coming out at the Ariana Grande concert to do Wicked with her.

[A]

I hate that we're gonna miss it. I hate that we're in French.

[B]

We.

[A]

The word in French. My friend is dead.

[B]

You are hooking up.

[A]

My friend is dead. Please don't leave me alone.

[B]

Okay, so the car's here.

[A]

The car's here.

[B]

Andy's gonna go with you.

[A]

The car's here.

[B]

Andy's gonna go with you. Andy's really good at in crisis.

[A]

Andy.

[B]

I'm not good in these crisis situations.

[A]

I don't want Andy here. I want my best friend here. Andy, here's my ticket. And here, let me get the ticket off his dead ass body. Here, call a friend. You have to Monet. Give Andy your ticket.

[B]

No. Am I gonna be reversing my ticket? I want to be able to, like, tell Ticketmaster I can get a reimbursement.

[A]

Well, they go to Ticketmaster while we're headed to the car. It's a 40 minute ride. You have 40 minutes to sell this ticket. The car is here. Are you getting in or not? The car's here. He's telling us we have to go. Are you getting in?

[B]

No, I'm not gonna go.

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I mean, the truth is, in that situation, I would say too, because I know Bob is good in crisis, but I feel like you would be. So. You would have a.

[A]

You would have a lot going on.

[B]

So I would probably would stay with you.

[A]

Well, I actually don't think you would, because I would. I have on good faith. I might be mixing up the story a little bit here.

[B]

What?

[A]

But weren't you at Austin City Limits and one of our friends was having a major.

[B]

Like, I left the day before. Oh, yeah. I wasn't there.

[A]

Would you have left with him?

[B]

Yeah, I would have.

[A]

Wait, I.

[B]

Wait, I don't know what happened. So he was sick.

[A]

He was. He. He had a lung.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Issue. And as everyone's going into the City Limits concert or festival.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He was like, girl, I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I don't think I can walk the distance. And then all the paramedics came and took him away, but everyone he was with went into the concert.

[B]

Even his boyfriend.

[A]

Everyone he was with. Everyone he was with, including his parents, went to the concert. What? He's still alive?

[B]

That's crazy. I mean, if everyone's going off, like, who am I?

[A]

Okay, if I'm there, If your parents.

[B]

And your partner are going, what do I look like? I'd have been like, okay, I guess we're all going. What would you do.

[A]

If your parents.

[B]

And your boyfriend are not saying? I'd be like, okay, this is.

[A]

Well, who are we going to see?

[B]

I don't know. Who is there?

[A]

This is important. This is very important.

[B]

This is. Let's say it was. It was Lil Nas X, Cardi B, and Nicki Minaj.

[A]

I'm going to the hospital.

[B]

Are you no longer a barb?

[A]

I've never been a barbarian. I'm gonna be clear. I have never been a fan.

[C]

Mariah Carey is doing tours. Ariana Grande.

[A]

I'm going to. I'm going to the. To the hospital. I don't think there's many pops that I like that much. Like, not. Not like pop. I mean, I. First of all, I don't love concerts like that. I like concerts. I don't love them. I probably go to maybe one or two concerts a year. Maybe I've been to two this year, I think.

[B]

Okay, so it's a.

[A]

Actually, if you don't include the festivals, like, concert. I paid my own Money to go to. I've been to one. Okay.

[C]

Harriet Tubman is back from the dead. She's doing a rap concert.

[A]

Oh, I'm going to that.

[B]

And it's the co headline with. With. It's a triple headline. Harriet Tubman. It's Kendrick Lamar and Madonna.

[A]

I've already seen Kendrick Lamar and I've seen Madonna. I'm gonna go to the hospital, work. But I mean, I mean, I think Kendrick is the only. Kendrick and SZA are the only concert that I actually paid my own money to go to this year.

[B]

And Gaga, did you play Gaga?

[A]

No.

[C]

We want Spotify.

[A]

No, but I did, I did. I went twice.

[C]

I didn't pay once.

[A]

You're right. That was, that was like. Because he wanted to go to the concert. I was like, what do you want for your birthday? And he was like, I would like to go.

[B]

Do you use his money or your money?

[A]

I use my money. But I'm saying that of my own volition, my own choice. Me want to go to the concert. Me, me, me, me, me. Was Kendrick Lamar like my idea? And to be honest, it was a good concert, but I did. I was not like obsessed with it because of the amount of SZA in the concert. And I don't know her music like that. So I. But my brother was like living his life to sza. He. I think sizzle was his favorite part of the concert.

[B]

I think. I think Justin and I came to spirits. I think Justin and I in another life when I was afab, him and I probably could have had a future together.

[A]

Well, in that life, he was. He was also afab, so.

[B]

Oh, he was a rock in that one.

[A]

He was, yeah, he was.

[B]

Do you think, do you think, do you think, do you think. Do you believe in reincarnation? No. Got it. You don't think energy. Well, well, I don't know about reincarnation. I do think, obviously, one thing that we can all know, science has proven it. We all can see energy is a real thing. We are all literally made up of particles, atoms and all those things. So I think. And it is a fact that when energy leads something, it just goes somewhere else. So I do think our energy transfers. I don't know if it can transfer to different things, but I do think our energy does go somewhere. Like when you die, the energy that's in your body, it literally, it has to go somewhere. So I don't know where it goes.

[A]

I mean, if you believe that a part of your essence is in something else. I do believe parts of your Essence are in other things. We are all, we all come from the exact same essence, essentially.

[B]

What is essence? Energy. Like what do you use it? What is essence?

[A]

Like? There is a, a part of you that we all share from a, A mutual source. But what is that?

[B]

Stardust, which is energy. You're saying like what, what is it?

[A]

It's a particle, a piece, an essence, a, a, A small piece, a molecule. We all. This is fake. This is.

[B]

I know, Living.

[A]

Unlike your dead ass punting your stairs in the gr. In the, in the plant graveyard right now.

[B]

Anyway, yeah, there, there's. I'm gonna post a tick tock.

[A]

There's stardust. So we all come from stardust. So we are all.

[B]

What is stardust?

[A]

So when stars, when galaxies are forming, right? There's like a great big explosion, right? And then there's dust that creates stars. And as stars die, they kind of things all float off from these individual pieces. So we are all a little bit of this original stardust. I'm not explaining it well, but we all have essentially stardust in us.

[B]

When people hear that, I just, when people say that I heard this sentiment and this before, but I just think it just sounds really like woo, woo. I'm like, give me like.

[A]

No, it's like, it's like, it's like particles of the essence. And so we all have a particle.

[B]

Of stardust in us.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, this is a fact.

[A]

We all call it scientific theory. It is a theory, but it's not a fact. But it is a scientific theory.

[B]

Well, energy is a fact.

[A]

But I'm saying, Monet, this, it could be every molecule, every particle, everything in the world has energy in it, right? So this is the energy.

[B]

The stardust.

[A]

The stardust. And we all from the same stardust.

[B]

This is the most.

[A]

So we're all, we're all from. We are all one. We all from the same story. Like, like I said, think about this. When your mother was born.

[B]

It kills me when you talk like this. Like, you talk like a crap.

[A]

When your mother was born. When your mother was born, she was born with all of her eggs, right? So half of you was born when your mother was born, right? When her mother was born, she was born with all of her eggs.

[B]

And basically a quarter of me was born by that logic.

[A]

And then when her mother was yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. So in theory, you've always been here. You've never not. You've never not been here. Money, you've never not been here. You see what I'm saying, so are you 35 or whatever fake age you give on the Internet? I don't ever give a fake age.

[B]

I say I'm 35 all the time.

[A]

You have a fake birthday.

[B]

I did not.

[A]

You had a fake birthday and a fake name. We're not.

[B]

We're talking about.

[A]

You had a fake birthday and a fake name.

[B]

Your birthday was about this so many times.

[A]

But your birthday was Valentine's Day. And that's not your real birthday.

[B]

That's not. I never. It was never. What was it?

[A]

Requiem Kevin. Requiem Kevin. What was his birthday?

[B]

No, it was March. It was not February, but it's a fake birthday. Anyway, continue.

[A]

Anyway, like I was saying, so we are all part of the same essence, so. But I don't.

[B]

Banana essence.

[A]

But I don't view that as. I don't view that as reincarnation. I don't view that as reincarnation. But I do believe that when I die, a piece of me will be in something else going down the line.

[B]

This is the most like, Woo. I've never heard you talk so foo foo, woo, woo about the universe. Normally, it's like, no, Monet. When we die. I think when we die, we just don't seem to exist. Everyone needs to stop doing this thing about.

[A]

Well, I do believe that when you die, you're done. Done.

[B]

But you are. But in what you're explaining, you are existing just in another form. You're somewhere else in the world.

[A]

I mean, I don't view it that way. Like, I don't view it like I'm still out here. Like I have a. I don't think. I don't think you connect to past lives. I don't think you have memories. I don't think you're like, I don't. I don't like water because I drowned in a past life. I don't like turtlenecks because I was strangled in the past. I don't believe that. I believe he's got a particle that trickled on and that particle became part of something else. When you. When the antelope dies, it becomes the grass. And when we die, we become the grass. The antelope eat the grass. We eat the antelope. That is the great circle of life. Simba. Like, that kind of vibe. But I don't think you're like, as the grass. Like having a. A spiritual experience because you're grass now. Your body just fuels the grass. You're. What do you call? Fertilizer.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So at some point, we're all going to become fertilizer.

[B]

Or maybe not. Maybe something else.

[A]

I think we all become fertilizer. All. I think all biological life has the potential to be fertilizer.

[B]

I mean, your body. Yes.

[A]

So whether or not you're fertilizing or not doesn't change whether or not you are fertilizer.

[B]

But in terms of your energy, okay, maybe your body, your physical body will. But I think your energy doesn't necessarily become fertilizer. Maybe your energy becomes. Maybe the energy that's in you, the particles, whatever, the stardust will become the next King Lear.

[A]

Yeah, but you're not King Lear.

[B]

Yeah, but it's still your energy that was part of you.

[A]

Yeah, but I just, I. I guess I, I don't view the energy as like, woo woo. I view the like actual scientific energy.

[B]

That's what I was saying from the.

[A]

Beginning, but not like I am now King Lear, because a piece of my dust floated and landed on the food of his mother who ate the macaroni and cheese. And now I'm in her body. And then that became. I don't believe in that part.

[B]

No, I don't believe in that either. I'm talking about little like particles of energy, like becoming a thing. But anyway.

[A]

Yeah, I think we're having the same conversation, but. So you believe in reincarnation? I don't.

[B]

Like I was saying before, I don't know if I believe like, you know, in reincarnation. Like when I die, my body, my soul goes into a baby that's gonna grow up to be like, I don't, I don't believe in that.

[A]

Reincarnated. I was stargazing. Life goes on. I did all my baby's gap. Gap. Go ahead, continue. That's what he was saying.

[B]

Who is that?

[A]

Kendrick Lamar? Yes.

[B]

I don't think it's like that literal about like that sky for cyber reincarnation. But I do think our energy obviously does go somewhere else.

[A]

But now what do you mean when you say energy?

[B]

I mean the literal energy.

[A]

Like the, like that energy. Like the light?

[B]

No, the particle, the atoms and protons, whatever inside of you that make your cells work. Like the energy. The literal energy in your body making your heart work and making everything work. That energy, when you die, it has to go somewhere. Like by the. Not Newton's law. Whose ever fucking law that energy goes somewhere.

[A]

Whose law is that, Jacob? Energy cannot be destroyed. It can only be transferred. Who, Whose law is that?

[B]

Let's see if we can guess. No. Is it Murphy?

[A]

Oh, I think it might be Murphy is That the one with the balls?

[B]

I think it might be Murphy's Law.

[A]

That's the pendulum. The pendulum.

[B]

I think that's Murphy's Law.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Murphy's Law is everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[A]

Oh yeah, that's Murphy.

[B]

Well, whoever is a pendulum is the energy thing because that's what they're saying.

[A]

This energy like Craig Pendulum.

[C]

I don't think it's named. This is just called. It's known as the law of conservation of energy. I don't think it's named after anybody's position.

[A]

Do we know who made it up? Who came up with that wall?

[B]

Someone had to have.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's see.

[A]

Unless the energy made it itself. Do you believe in the Big Bang.

[B]

That the hot, hot universe started? But isn't that. Isn't that what we've proven?

[A]

It's a theory. But.

[B]

Okay, here's my question. With the big. With the Big Bang theory, it's how the universe started. Meaning like. Cause like we're our galaxy. Are there multiple universes going on? Correct.

[A]

There's galaxies. There's one universe.

[B]

There's one universe. Yeah.

[A]

And there's galaxies in the universe.

[B]

I thought that there was.

[A]

Unless there are parallel universes.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So like. So like we're in this universe. Everything, every galaxy is in this universe. And there's a completely parallel universe that we cannot access. But we can't see it. We can't see it. But it's happening at the same time. But it's happening at the same time. And in theory it mirrors this universe.

[B]

Right. Like there's like a bob over there and there's a monetary.

[A]

Yeah. And there's a pretty strong theory about that. But galaxies, Galaxies are in the universe where the.

[B]

Are people getting that? Like how Anything you can. What I can theorize anything.

[A]

Well, you need. You need things to support your theory.

[B]

How. But what do they get into supporting that science?

[A]

Money? I'm not a scientist. I don't know. They are. Scientists have things to support their. So the Big Bang is. Is. I believe the Big Bang is as a theory based on light and seeing things. And the stars you see are dead. Like most of the stars we see have died. They're dead.

[B]

But we just can't. With time distortion, blah, blah, blah.

[A]

But we're watching old. We're watching old footage. We're watching reruns.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Those are all galaxies.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Each little dot.

[B]

I know.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

We should put this on the screen. That's crazy.

[A]

So you Know about the James Webb Telescope?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Which I think launched in like 2020 or 2021 20.

[B]

I think it was before the pandemic. Maybe I might be wrong.

[A]

And then. And then. No, I think it launched in 2020 or 2021. I'm almost positive. The James Webb telescope launched in 2028. 2021. Work. Almost 2022. And then the Hubble. The Hubble was taking all the pictures before this. Now they're combining pictures from the James Webb and from the Hubble and they're taking down the International Space Station. They're crashing into the ocean.

[B]

Why?

[A]

It's old, girl. The International Space Station is old as. It's like old old.

[B]

Do you know?

[A]

And they're like, we gotta get rid. I guess they're gonna put up a new one.

[B]

Do you know. Do you know the thing that we sent to. We just sent a thing into the sun. Are you seeing it? It's our first documented footage of us sending us successfully sending a camera or whatever it is into the sun to see what the atmosphere the sun really is.

[A]

Wait, no, it didn't reach the sun.

[B]

It did. It was.

[A]

It like touched the sun.

[B]

It entered the sun's atmosphere.

[A]

Got it. Aren't we all in the sun's atmosphere?

[B]

I don't fucking know, girl.

[A]

I mean, the sun is gigantic. I know. We're in its gravitational pool. Yeah.

[B]

I don't think we're in its atmosphere. This is the first successful time. There it is. It went into the sun's atmosphere and it took video and footage of it. And you hear this crazy, like, screaming.

[A]

It's like.

[B]

It's probably just wind or whatever.

[A]

Screaming.

[B]

Yeah, not wind because there is no wind in space.

[A]

Whatever it is, it's like there might be wind in the. The sun's atmosphere, though, maybe. Like, I think planets have wind. So each planet has its own atmosphere. And within the atmosphere you can probably have wind. Or each. Each. What do you call it? Each thing. What do you call it? Not celestial. What do you call these giant pieces? Like a planet, a star, a meteor, a satellite? They all. They all have, like, names. Like, I can't. Like, by. Each body, I believe has a small. Like you have an atmosphere.

[B]

Do I?

[A]

Yeah, I think every. I think everybody thing has a small atmosphere.

[B]

Don't talk about my atmosphere like that. That's rude as fuck.

[A]

Well, I believe you have an atmosphere. I don't think. I think.

[B]

I don't think that's true. So you have an apple. You have an atmosphere?

[A]

Yeah. Like a what?

[B]

Define Atmosphere? What is that?

[A]

Tiny little atmosphere. A little atmosphere, honey. So we have gravitational pull.

[B]

You don't have a gravitational pull.

[A]

Of course I do have. Of course I have gravitational pull.

[C]

I mean, that's true.

[B]

Everyone has a gravitational pull.

[A]

Yeah, if you have mass, you have gravitational pull. And in theory, something could orbit you if the circumstances were right. In theory. So you could have a moon.

[B]

I do. Nigga. Follow me around and shit. I do.

[A]

Who? Andy? You following you?

[B]

Yes. Have you seen a video of that little black boy saying he's accessing his kinesthetic, like, telepathic powers? Have you seen this video?

[A]

No. Is he, like, knocking over aluminum foil bottles and stuff?

[B]

Like.

[A]

It's a lie. It's how you. Hi. Why is it a lie? It's a lie.

[B]

Can you look it up?

[A]

He's making it up.

[C]

I mean, I've seen one guy on TikTok who's like, I have my control powers, and he's, like, pushing aluminum foil on the table.

[B]

No, no, no. Type in black boy. Telekinesis powers. It's like a thing. It's gonna be a movie. It's not a movie.

[A]

Telekinesis is a black guy. Is that. Is that him?

[B]

No, it's, like a little black boy. It.

[A]

Monet. So a lot of times you see these people who are, like, moving. So a lot. A big thing online is moving aluminum foil, but they're just creating wind. It's not wind, girl.

[B]

It's like, bottles. They're full bottles.

[A]

It's a trick. It's a lie. He's not. He's not. This man is not. This. How old is this guy? You say boy.

[B]

Boy. He's, like, maybe, like, 15, 16, 17.

[A]

He's not moving. He's not moving bottles. He's not.

[B]

You know, we'll find it and we'll show y'.

[A]

All. I have been on telekinesis talk before, and these people are just. They're not. Monet. They're not doing that. This guy is creating wind and he's blowing around aluminum foil.

[B]

Well, duh.

[A]

But it's not.

[B]

This is a.

[A]

It's a trick.

[B]

No.

[A]

You think that. You think that if there was someone in the world who somehow managed to create a power through telekinesis, they would not be sworn, so. You ever listen to Diary of CEO?

[B]

No.

[A]

It's a podcast. Jacob has some telekinesis girl. Jacob is pushing it with wind. This is wind. Jacob is over there doing the move. But, like, I don't know how. People are not, like, clear I don't know how it's not clear to people that this is like, that this is wind.

[B]

That foil is not wind, girl. You think you can generate that much wind to pull that foil like that?

[A]

Yes. No, absolutely.

[B]

He pulled it into him.

[A]

Yeah. By doing it like this. Look at the motion of his hands, Monet. It's wind.

[B]

Okay, okay. He's literally blowing a feather around, talking about he got powers. That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. And you over here, big up in him, putting a batter on his back, acting like he. Jean Gray. He's not Jean Gray. He is in his. On his mobile home. Like, put that motherfucking piece of paper down. Do your homework. Put that motherfucking paper down and get a job. Here's the thing.

[B]

You have a kid that's doing that, like, as a kid, like, encourage them about to say, yeah, for sure. I don't feel people, like, who, like, squash it. I'm like, let them, like, let them. Let them cook.

[A]

I wouldn't let them think it was telekinesis. I would be like. I would be like, oh, let's talk about, like, doing magic tricks and illusions. Like, oh, we're doing illusions. But I don't want my son thinking that he has powers.

[B]

See, I disagree. I'm like, you're a kid. Let them. Like, they're gonna.

[A]

15. No, okay.

[B]

Not 15. I said like, under, like 10.

[A]

You did not say. I'm pretending. We were talking about the 15 year old.

[B]

No, no, I'm talking about, like, if I have a kid, like, 8, 9, 10, 11, maybe before 12. I'm like, you know what? Let your imagination for a while think what you want to think.

[A]

Well, it can't. Well, it can. It can be dangerous in theory. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want my. Like, I don't. Like, for example, there was a period of time where I thought I had powers because I could sit in the hot water. And then after a while, the water didn't feel hot anymore.

[B]

Oh, that's great.

[A]

And I was like, I have. I've learned how to regulate my temperature. I can withstand.

[B]

Okay, no, no, he's a big piece. We don't do a piece.

[A]

You do what you want to do.

[B]

A big piece is harder.

[A]

You do your part. I'm a beginner in the world of telekinesis. See, they always. No. And they always make it where it's very wi. Not wind resistant. That's the point. They. They make it where it can really catch some wind. See, that he. That's What?

[B]

See, we can't do it.

[A]

Monat. Now look at this. Hold on.

[B]

Okay, you're literally blowing it.

[A]

I have more power than you. You have to build it up. You have to harness the power in your hands. Harness the power in your hands. Harness it first, Monet.

[B]

You have to.

[A]

Harnessing is the most important part. Move the mic, you harness. Build it. Think about movement, think about Jean Grey. And then push, Monet. Push. Gave me the power. So, no, I don't think there's any.

[B]

Power involved in this.

[A]

I think it's all. You know, I used to do magic.

[B]

I know. I. I'm so happy I was not in Alive. I feel like Bob. Magic Bob was.

[A]

And I can still do magic.

[B]

Magic Bob was probably ridiculous.

[A]

And I can still. I could bend a fork right now if I wanted to.

[B]

Let me see it.

[A]

Jake. Still a fork from upstairs, but I haven't done it in a while. Not a strong one.

[B]

Not a strong one.

[A]

It's been years since I have been to fork, but I can bend a fork with my mind. So you telling me if I've been this fork right now, you won't gag?

[B]

No. Cause I. Okay, so a big part of what I would do, I would go online and see how magic tricks were done.

[A]

How do you bend the fork so you'll go first and you'll be able to bend the fork?

[B]

No. Cause it's been a while, but I remember I watched all those David Blaine deep. Well, not.

[A]

Would you believe that this kid is.

[B]

Pulling water bottles because telekinesis is real?

[A]

I don't think. I think if telekinesis were real, there would be a scientist who figured it out by now, not a 15 year old pushing water bottles.

[B]

So what about these people who practice Buddhism and all these things in. In Eastern Asian countries and they've discovered like, how to free them out of place where like, like reports of them, like levitating and stuff like that. What about that?

[A]

I don't believe it. I believe they're lying and they're scammers. Bend it.

[B]

I don't know how to bend it, but I do. Let me see.

[A]

Okay, test this fork and make sure.

[B]

It'S a real fork.

[A]

This is not.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It's not a real fork.

[B]

Y' all already full of says not stainless steel.

[A]

Tony, test the fork. Test it. Tap it.

[B]

What, do you want me to eat it?

[A]

No, just make sure. Just tell the people that's a real fork.

[B]

It's a real fork.

[A]

Now all you have to do, if you wiggle the fork. Like, I'm touching the fork to make sure that it's real.

[B]

Okay. See, it's already. It's what you're already like. What's the thing you do that magicians do?

[A]

It's called sleight of hand.

[B]

Sleight of hand. Right. You're already sleight of hand.

[A]

Everything I'm doing is obviously all sleight of hand. Let me make sure I can get this up way. So, basically, you wiggle the fork like this. Do you see this meant a little bit?

[B]

No.

[A]

You don't see a little bit of bend in there?

[B]

No.

[A]

Grab it again. Look at it, Inspect it. You don't see any bend in this fork? Monet, don't play with me.

[B]

Obviously, the trick is already going on. You don't see anything. You're already doing the thing.

[A]

You're the worst person to do magic for. It's someone who's like, actually, I don't. But I used to do magic. You were the one. I'd be like, okay, we're moving on. You were like, one of the worst ones.

[B]

Remember the magician that at Sashay's birthday party?

[A]

Yeah, he was great. All right, I'm going to do it again. It takes a few tries. Okay.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Now you see, it's bent a little more. Test it again. Test it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, again, it takes a few times to do it. So every. Every time I wiggle it, it's going to bend, like, a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more. But the more I bend it, the more I wiggle it, you'll see that it's working. Okay.

[C]

Okay, Monet, can you describe what you're seeing for our audio listeners?

[B]

So VAV is waving this fork around and he's bending. He bent one of the tooth. The teeth on the fork.

[A]

Now do you see?

[B]

That's bent. That's crazy.

[A]

But now you wiggle it and see if it bends.

[B]

Wait for me to wiggle it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, wait.

[A]

Okay. Watch how I'm wiggling.

[B]

Okay, wait. Let me see if I can do it. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, question, answer. Did you do this with your mind?

[A]

With my mind?

[B]

No.

[A]

Absolutely. You're the worst. You're a bad magician. You're a bad magician. I did it, too. But look how weak your bend was. Look how severe my bend is. Look how weak your bend is. I'm learning.

[B]

I'm a novice.

[A]

So the more you wiggle it, like, oh, wow. Because I am the kind of person who's been doing this since I was like, maybe like 19 years old. When I wiggle the fork, it goes. Yeah, it really bends.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You think you can do a little bit more?

[B]

I don't know. It's just so hard.

[A]

What you up with, bro? What are you doing? I'm wiggling it like this. Oh, God. You're wiggling it like this with your hands.

[B]

Oh, got it. Okay, well, hold on. Before we start. Stop.

[A]

I see what you're doing. What? I see. That's the kind of person. That's the audience member you are. I saw that. Monet, stop doing. You are not doing. I'm holding the fork in one hand. You're trying to do all this. You're trying to do all this weird, crazy shit. You're doing this. You're making people look and stuff. You're making it look weird. I'm just wiggling it and it's bending more. Every time I do it, it bends. And then the most powerful one is when you do like this. Right?

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

You wiggle the fork like this and it kind of melts else in half.

[C]

Mon. Can you move your mic a little bit closer?

[A]

Oh, gag. The girl is with that one, honey. I'm like. I bit the mic stand. The power transfer to the mic stand. Oh, my God. My. I was stronger than I thought. Stronger than I. I'm the Jean Gray of this. What? What X Men Are you rogue? Why?

[B]

Because of touch, I think. Touch. You know, I think that I'm someone. I look very strong. I am very. I'm physically strong.

[A]

Does Rogue look strong?

[B]

I mean. No, no, she's not saying she's physically strong, but. I'm sorry, but there. I'm making some similes, Bob. You know, the comparison here.

[A]

That's not. That's not a similar. Anyway, that's a metaphor.

[B]

I look very similar.

[A]

Use the word. Like her ass.

[B]

I said I look just like her. I don't.

[A]

You know, maybe you said that, but I'm just saying thing. A sim. A simile would be. Jacob is crazy.

[B]

Jacob pulled up Beast.

[A]

I mean, if the shoe fits. I mean, I believe you and Beast.

[B]

Probably wear the same shoe size for sure.

[A]

That I believe.

[B]

No, Beast is like a super genius. He's like. He can.

[A]

He can. What's his name? Harry? Hank. Hank.

[B]

Hank, yeah, I think Hank McCoy. Hank McCoy.

[A]

What, Jake's juggernaut now.

[B]

That's you.

[A]

I'm not Juggernaut.

[B]

Yes, you are.

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

God, yes, you are. Juggernaut is stubborn. He's rude. He runs through breaking shit that's you.

[A]

You are Belinda China Shop. That was your drag name I gave you. Belinda China Shop.

[B]

First of all, you said it because we used to be in your tiny ass apartment where all the walls and everything were closing in on you. There was no fucking space where everyone.

[A]

Else could navigate Gate perfectly fine.

[B]

Except you falling out of chairs.

[A]

No one else was knocking into stuff. Y' all yanked that chair from underneath my body.

[B]

Oh, my God. We did not.

[A]

I, I, I, I, I was. Everyone was navigating in that. That space perfectly fine. E. Even, Even my big friends who name them Jasmine rice when she was thick, she was thick. She'll tell you she was thick. She was sliding through.

[B]

What song is?

[A]

It's a Tik tok you wouldn't get. Get it?

[B]

Yeah. What X men do you think you are?

[A]

I feel like I am probably either Storm or I might be.

[B]

Toad. Are you Toad? See, people like to shade. Toad.

[A]

I know a saber tooth ain't talking to me. A saber tooth.

[B]

Oh, sabertooth is fierce. What are you talking about? I am. I live for centuries.

[A]

I am nimble. I am fast. Yeah.

[B]

I am sick bitch. I am serious with this Ferris.

[A]

Okay, out of my area.

[B]

Same tooth.

[A]

Not big. Bad breath. Rough hands.

[B]

Now you're just describing yourself.

[A]

Rough hands.

[B]

Now you're just describing yourself.

[A]

Darvo. That's you. Darvo queen. Monday and I had conversations later on the phone. We need a darvo counter on the. On the.

[B]

Can we count how many times you do it?

[A]

A darvo thing up. That's what you just. You just did it again. You are. The Darvo queen is crazy.

[B]

Wait, why you think Bob thinks Bob is a Professor X. Y' all are out of your mind.

[A]

I'm either Storm or Professor X.

[B]

You're not easily.

[A]

You're not easily.

[B]

You're not.

[A]

And first of all, I'm bald. I sit a lot.

[B]

What the are you talking about?

[A]

I'm sitting right now. I'm very smart. I have leadership skills. I have. I, I, I am a. I am a natural born leader.

[B]

Professor X is patient.

[A]

I'm a uniform.

[B]

X is kind.

[A]

I am very patient.

[B]

You are not patient and you are not kind.

[A]

Kind?

[B]

Are you kind?

[A]

I'm a unifier.

[C]

He gets cold easily. So he always has a blanket.

[A]

Yeah, he gets cold. That's me. He's very. He. And also, he unifies people. He connects people. He gets people together. I am.

[B]

You push people apart.

[A]

I'm obviously professor.

[B]

You push people apart.

[A]

Like who?

[B]

Many people in my friend group.

[A]

Name one. Exactly.

[B]

You have nothing They've since come back.

[A]

Like Whitney Houston. You have nothing. Nothing. No. I'm either Storm or Professor X. For sure.

[B]

One Hondo P. Why, Storm.

[A]

I'm elegant. I'm stunning.

[B]

You mispronounce ignorant.

[A]

I'm beautiful. I'm curvy.

[B]

You're not curvy.

[A]

I am curvy. We've had this conversation. I'm very curvy. My drag is very curvy.

[B]

Your drag is curvy. You are not curvy. Oh, my God. We're not doing super power generator.

[A]

We're doing super power generator.

[B]

We're not doing it.

[A]

Jacob, generate Monet's powers. Give Monet three powers. Generate them right now. Give her three.

[B]

I don't want to.

[A]

Monet. It has environmental adaptation. Means she can adjust physical physiology to thrive in any environment. Physio. Physio. Physiology. Physiology.

[B]

Physiology.

[A]

To thrive in the environment. So she won't get cold. She won't get so and so. She has psychic psyche projection.

[B]

Psyche psych.

[A]

Psyche psych. Psych. Whatever. Project your mind into others to steer their thoughts or their actions.

[B]

You're done. Anyone?

[A]

I have. I might have. I might be able to block that bitch.

[B]

You gotta have fucking sleep apnea.

[A]

And you have. This is all you. You have sleep manipulation. You can instantly make someone fall asleep or wake up on command. Well, let's see what I have. Let's see what I have, honey. Cooked. I have pheromone manipulation. I emit pheromones to influence your emotions and your behavior. So therefore you do not want to influence me. I have matter ingestion. I. I can safely eat any substance I eat. I'm not a substance, honey. I eat. You are every substance I can eat.

[B]

Luna lullabla. You can sing moonlit tones that fool.

[A]

Everyone into a trance. Yes, baby. You're cooked, girl. I am, girl.

[B]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[A]

You're done the moment I sing. You are a trance, bitch. Bitch.

[B]

You wanna miss the sing? Cause I'm gonna put you to sleep.

[A]

How you gonna. I'm sneaking up on you.

[B]

Oh, you're asleep.

[A]

First of all, I've eaten your entire house.

[B]

You don't.

[A]

You don't even have a house.

[B]

I'm putting you to bed.

[A]

I've eaten you out of. I've literally eaten you out of house and home.

[B]

I'm gonna put you to bed immediately.

[A]

I was your clothes.

[B]

And then. You know what, Jessica' cause I am mean. I'm gonna wake you up and just back to bed. You don't even get a chance to say, shit.

[A]

You don't have a bed. I've eaten it. You don't even have a bed. I don't. And then also, I'm constantly emitting my pheromones. So you don't even want to.

[B]

Okay, so there's no. So there's no limit. You're just constantly doing it all day long, every day.

[A]

It doesn't say. It says, emit pheromones to influence emotions and behavior. I am constantly emitting pheromones to make you never want to put me to sleep. And they smell so good. Ooh. It's like a cinnamon oak vanilla.

[B]

You didn't like cinnamon.

[A]

You do, and that's why I admit it. Let's take a break. Break?

[B]

No, without a break, we're done. What do you think we're doing here?

[A]

Take a break from this podcast forever.

[B]

Goodbye.