The One About the Election

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast – "The One About the Election"

Date: September 18, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Episode Theme: A dive into the current wild U.S. election cycle, political shenanigans, pop culture tangents, and signature sibling banter.

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Sibling Rivalry" is all about the 2024 U.S. election chaos. Monét and Bob use their trademark humor and candidness to unpack political drama, fact-check viral stories, reminisce on queens of comedy, play musical games, and reflect on their own journeys as public figures in today’s bizarre political landscape. The show weaves in big moments around Kamala Harris stepping into the race, right-wing conspiracy fiascos, social media’s role in misinformation, and, of course, plenty of irreverent drag energy.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Drag, Comedy & BFF Banter

• Bob and Monét open with a classic Sibling Rivalry reveal: they haven’t recorded a podcast in full drag in ages—they’re actually in sweatpants (01:46).
• Reflections on their favorite podcasts in drag, giggling over makeup mishaps and iconic wig moments (06:00).
• Warm moments reminiscing about queer icons and being surprised at which Queens of Comedy follow them on Instagram (08:00).
  • Memorable Moment: Monét on Samore:

    "That blew my mind… I’m a huge, huge. I’ve lip synced to Samore’s voice for years. Ugh." – Monét (08:47)

2. Games, Worms & Randomness

• Tangents about "boar worms," "Tremors," and sandworms from Beetlejuice, with Bob flexing unexpected movie knowledge (03:06).
• Imaginary drag names based on cars: "Elantra Dupree," "Jetta Balenciaga," leading to a riff on oddball drag queen names (16:47).
• Burst of song: They battle with "songs that have money in them" and try TikTok’s viral 'sing a word' filter game (12:26, 14:41).

3. Election Talk: Popular Vote, Electoral College, and Political Trivia

• Deep dive into U.S. election mechanics, first voting memories, and debates about which presidents won popular vs. electoral votes.
  • "It is very rare to win the popular vote and not win the White House. Al Gore and Hillary Clinton are the only two I know of." – Monét (25:05)
• Exploration of Electoral College disparities:
  • "California is the most populated state in America… Montana, you get like 3 [votes]... Montana's less than a million people." – Monét (25:24)
• Playful population trivia: comparing the populations of Montana, Wyoming, West Hollywood, and New York boroughs (25:20–27:40).

4. Political Office and Public Life

• Neither Bob nor Monét aspires to hold office, expressing respect for drag queens who do, like Honey Mahogany (27:42).
• Honest fears about public scrutiny and skeletons in the closet:
  • "Imagine if I had to, like, be behind...They’ll pull up my Instagram like, 'Is this your partner twerking in the ocean?'" – Monet (28:11)
  • Melania Trump’s risqué past cited as breaking barriers for queerer First Families (28:25).

5. Presidents: Smash or Pass?

• The duo and Jacob (the producer) quickly rate U.S. Presidents on attraction, debating "smash or pass" from Lincoln to Obama (29:18–30:13).
• Bob’s theory: "I think Andrew Jackson had a big dick." (29:50)

6. Political Scandals and Double Standards

• Discussing Al Franken, Anthony Weiner, and the varying standards for political scandal responses between parties (30:22–32:14):
  • "It just crazy to me how Republicans...they're like, 'no, it’s fine.' There should be a threshold of things you say that disqualifies you from public office." – Bob (42:09)

7. Public Restrooms, Secret Service, and Lifestyle Constraints

• Hilarious tangent about the realities of security for politicians, including restroom breaks for Vice President Harris (34:44).
• Fact-checking whether ex-Presidents can drive themselves:
  • "George Bush can only drive on his private property… Presidents can’t drive themselves, which is crazy." – Monet (36:24)
  • Spirited debate over whether this restriction is actually a law (37:04–38:47).

8. Nepotism and the Black Experience

• Bob unpacks why nepotism can sometimes be "fierce," especially for Black families overcoming systemic barriers, giving context through LeBron James Jr. (39:45).

9. Election Cycle Madness and Viral Misinformation

• Rapid-fire recap of wild stories:
  • The viral Haitian immigrants "eating pets" hoax—Bob and Monet detail the rumor’s debunking, Fox News’ role, and politicians doubling down even after being fact-checked (40:46–42:36).
  • The Trump "ear bandage" after his assassination attempt, spawning conspiracy theories and cosplay among supporters (42:43–43:22).

    • "Also his ear has healed miraculously. This nigga’s Wolverine." – Monet (42:51)

    • "Are we gonna acknowledge … that this was a … HOAX." – Both, in unison (43:11–43:22)

  • Kamala Harris stepping into the race after Biden’s cognitive decline in the first debate.
    • "There is a lot of pressure…he jumped out of the race." – Monet (43:40)
  • Trump’s debate style: Comparison between past sharpness and today’s rambles.
    • "I was like, wow, it's low key, giving cognitive decline." – Monet (45:46)

10. Pop Culture Crossovers: Taylor Swift and Political Endorsements

• Taylor Swift dubbed "America's number one childless cat lady" and targeted by right-wing outrage.
  • "You know why they're so mad? They love her music. They didn't care about Beyonce." – Monet (47:21)
• Playful analysis of Swift's tour antics in Australia ("Sydney!") and endless impersonations (48:15–50:32).

11. Rumors, Vice Presidents, and Loyalty

• J.D. Vance’s "couch incident" (allegedly described in his book), Trump’s shifting campaign, and the strange loyalty of Trump’s veep selection.
  • "Why would you be Donald Trump’s vice president after what he did to Mike Pence?" – Monet (51:46)

12. If Not Drag… Then What? Alternate Career Dreams

• Monét would pursue producing and directing in film/theater; Bob dreams of being a dentist, and they debate law school’s appeal (54:07–56:59).
• A friendly round of political impressions: Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, and Ben Shapiro (57:00–60:13).

13. Voting PSA

• Urging listeners to vote early, register at vote.org, and support groups like Black Voters Matter:
  • "You can vote early. I'm doing it tomorrow. You do not have to vote on Election Day." – Monet (63:36)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On being ‘in drag’:

  • "We’re not in full drag. Cause we're both wearing sweatpants. That's the realty." – Monét (01:51)

• On comedy idols:

  • "I’ve done her [Samore’s]–I've lip synced to Samor’s voice for years." – Monét (08:47)

• Election mechanics simplified:

  • "California is the most populated state in America. But then Montana, 100% of Montana, you get like [only] three [electoral votes]." – Monét (25:24)

• On the Trump ‘ear’ incident:

  • "It's giving hoax. It did not fucking happen." – Bob & Monet (43:22)

• Bob on Kamala Harris as candidate:

  • "I don’t think we’d have as much excitement around the Democratic candidate as we do around Kamala Harris." – Monet (44:06)

• On pop star politics:

  • "They love her fucking music and they feel hurt that she doesn't like them." – Monet (on Taylor Swift, 47:26)

• On alternate life paths:

  • "I would go to school for dentistry. I would like to be a dentist. I love teeth." – Bob (54:37)

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Important Election-Related Segments

• [32:35] — Population and Electoral College explained; why popular vote “losses” are rare.
• [39:45] — Nepotism, race, and privilege: nuanced take from Bob.
• [40:46]–[42:36] — Debunking viral rumors (Springfield "pet eating" and political disinformation).
• [43:40] — Kamala Harris taking the torch after Biden exits the race.
• [63:36] — FINAL PSA: VOTE EARLY – go to vote.org!

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Podcast Tone & Atmosphere

The episode crackles with genuine friendship—fast comedy, sharp pop culture observations, and sincere engagement with politics. The hosts balance humor (sometimes raunchy, always real) with actual civic education. Their candor, willingness to admit gaps in memory or knowledge, and mutual ribbing create a personal but informative journey through one of the U.S.'s wildest political moments.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a must for anyone who wants a queer, irreverent take on political madness—without losing sight of facts or the power of voting. Bob and Monét tear down myths, celebrate their idols, and unpack the circus of the 2024 presidential season, all with keen wit and a deep sense of community purpose.

"You can vote early. I’m doing it tomorrow. ... Go to vote.org. And support Black people. Y’all need to be on Nolas and Ice Cube. All right. Bye, everyone." – Monet (64:06)

Register, vote early, and never forget to laugh in the face of democracy’s circus.

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet Xchange]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm Mona Xchange.

[Monet Xchange]

And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, we find out which one of the queens of comedy follows me on Instagram.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We talk about the nitty gritty going on with our election cycle.

[Monet Xchange]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do we think that because we're just faggots? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet Xchange]

I think you and I think different things are fierce. We have. When was the last time we did a drag podcast in full drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, to be fair, if I'm

[Monet Xchange]

being fully honest with you guys, we're not in full drag. Cause we're both wearing sweatpants.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Ass.

[Monet Xchange]

That's the realty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you got to tell everybody my business? Worry about you. Don't bring me into it. Worry about you.

[Monet Xchange]

We're that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're in that.

[Monet Xchange]

We're in that RuPaul judge. Judge panel, Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just watching. I was just watching the Utica roast the other day. It was honestly in.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, no, she wasn't wearing nails.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wasn't she? No, no, no, no. You could tell her, RuPaul.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, she also wasn't wearing nails.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. You know, as a fashion icon. Would you stand up, please? New goes. Honestly, Utica. It do take nerve. It takes nerve.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you remember that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Calling Alani a whale.

[Monet Xchange]

You're the one bombing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was so good. Utica. Honestly, iconic.

[Monet Xchange]

So we haven't done a podcast in full drag in a really long time. And we have not been side by side since we were at your house maybe a month and A half ago,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when you came back from. Where'd you. When you came back from filming Traders.

[Monet Xchange]

Was that the traitors? No, that was way after that. Oh, that was. I think it was just random.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

June. Yeah. Around your birthday. Anyway, and then. So one of the. Are you tired? Do you need to go take a nap?

[Monet Xchange]

You're boring me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever.

[Monet Xchange]

Bored.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The boar worms.

[Monet Xchange]

Not the boar worms, which I still

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't know what the fuck bore worms are.

[Monet Xchange]

It's from a movie where the worms are boring under the earth or something. Someone finally posted the clip of not the boar worms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Jacob]

It's like a fiction fantasy mov. And the villain has like the lead woman trapped in his basement and he wants something from her, I'm not sure what. And he's like, she'll submit. Bring out the Boer. And then she's like, not the worm.

[Monet Xchange]

And then I saw someone, I saw today someone posted the clip. Maybe they heard me being like, what the fudge is the bore worms. And then they like finally posted like the clip of the bore worms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever seen Tremors with Kevin Bacon?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a movie. It's like a earthquake movie kind of. Are you guessing or using.

[Monet Xchange]

I was. Tremors. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, There are these like these big bore worms that live under the thing and they're like going through this like little town ravishing it.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, they thought it was earthquakes and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they thought it was earthquakes and then they come in and like eat people and stuff. It's such A great. Reba McIntyre's in that movie.

[Monet Xchange]

I wonder if the. If the. What do they call the worms from Beetlejuice?

[Jacob]

Worms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet Xchange]

They have like a name, don't they?

[Jacob]

Sandworms or.

[Monet Xchange]

Sandworms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sandworms. They're similar to sandworm looking.

[Monet Xchange]

Have you seen the new Beetlejuice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

I would like to go see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Want to go see it?

[Monet Xchange]

You know, Michael Keaton is barely in the old Beetlejuice you saw. He's only 17 minutes of screen time in an almost two hour movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he has. I mean, but it's also named after him. So he has such a big impact on what the movie is because it's named after his character.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, he plays the title character. He plays the titular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The titular character. Oh my gosh. Someone went to English school.

[Monet Xchange]

I did not. I went to school and learned English, but I did not go to English.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, in theory. Don't we all go to English school? Because we take English. You take English every year until you go to college.

[Monet Xchange]

Why Just imagine whether it be, like, acting school, like a school for acting, or a school that specializes in that. That's what I was thinking. English school would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you were talking about something else. I was like, I want to tell you this thing, and I forgot. Oh, my God.

[Monet Xchange]

The boar worms. Michael Keaton. Sandworms. Going to see a movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gone, girl. It's gone, gone, gone girl.

[Monet Xchange]

Who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sza. Don't do anything that's gonna piss me off. Do not do anything that'll piss me

[Monet Xchange]

off about my girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't do it anyway. You are so annoying.

[Monet Xchange]

Hey, this is a shout out to you, by the way. I'm a big fan. She is. I am a fan. I would say I'm a big fan. I'm a fan, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone knows I'm here.

[Monet Xchange]

So I had a moment that happened one time at this Emmy party today. There's an Emmy party that me and Monica.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we gonna go?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. We'll see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go in these looks.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not going in drag. I'm not going in drag. That I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That you got.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm out. Oh, I remember now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gotta say it now.

[Monet Xchange]

Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the last podcasts we did in drag. Well, not one of the last ones. One of my favorite ones was, when

[Monet Xchange]

did you get makeup on this garment?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, shit. Did I get the makeup on? It's fine.

[Monet Xchange]

We can just get a dracline.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of my favorite times that we didn't make in drag, you had moved to la. I was still living in New York, and we're doing. We did an episode, and you were still living at Zach's place. And then you had a similar dude like this, and you're like, monet. So is that wig even glued down? I was like, no, girl.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sent me, like, so that just audio head.

[Monet Xchange]

I was like, yes, bitch.

[Jacob]

Boop.

[Monet Xchange]

Also today, when I went to go tie my hair up, Monet was like, why are you doing that? I was like, monet, I always wear a head wrap. Okay. I always. I did it. I mean, I do it a lot. Like, there are a lot of pictures of me with a head wrap in the video, though. You're talking about I have my hair wrapped up a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is not always, though. Y' all know that is a very Bob the Drag Queen thing. I'm like, bob, I always do this.

[Monet Xchange]

Monet, always. And look how quickly I. I conceded it. Look how quickly I conceded that. Jacob and I are on the fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause Jacob is smiling about that. Cause he know his name.

[Monet Xchange]

I conceded. I said, you're right. Not always, but I wear it a lot. You're like, what are you doing? I was like, you know what I'm doing. You've seen me with my hair wrapped up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well. Cause. Well, I guess when you do wrap your hair up, I'm not realizing, like. Cause you take. Well, I see what you did. Like, you take time. Cause I'm like, why are you gluing your head and then wrapping your head but you're still showing the lace?

[Monet Xchange]

So that way. Yeah, I still show lace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet Xchange]

Not the lace. Worms. Now, what was I talking about right before you did your thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should do it.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, it works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You remember when you did it?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. I went to an Emmy's party one time, and Law Roach was there, and I was like, oh, my God, Laura. And we were like, kiki. And say, hey, girl. Hey, girl. And then he was like, he was there with Zendaya, and he was like, do you want to meet her? Now, here's the thing. I was like, you know what? I'm actually good. And only because there was a really long line to meet her, and I don't really, like, watch. I don't watch Euphoria. I. I saw Spider man, and I like, I saw Greatest Showman, but I feel like there are people who are, like, really, really big fans who deserve to that spot in line. And I would get there and be like, hey, but I can't even be like, I'm a huge fan of your work. I can't even be like, I've seen all of your. Like, what would I say I was. Because she had won the Emmy that night. I could say, congratulations. I think. I think it was Euphoria. I could go say, congratulations. But outside of that, I would. I mean. And she doesn't know who I am. Why does she need me to walk up that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know when she watches Drag Race.

[Monet Xchange]

You're right. I don't know that. But does she need me to walk up and be like, congratulations?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, sometimes there are certain celebrities that, if I met them, I would be gagged. If they knew who I was, I'd

[Monet Xchange]

be like, oh, my God, this is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

so cool that you know who I am.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you know what gagged me some more? Follows me on Instagram some more? I was talking to Amber about Amber Wallen about dressing up for a standup.

[Jacob]

Like.

[Monet Xchange]

Cause she gets dressed up, and I get dressed up even when I'm out of drag. I still dress nicely when I do my standup. And then we were talking about how Samore always dresses up. We were sending back pictures of Samor, and then I just went to her Instagram and it said. I was like, this is. I DM'd her. And I said, samor. Oh, my God. Like, you followed me on Instagram. And she said something like, that was y'.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

All.

[Monet Xchange]

You don't know how much that blew my mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That means she's seen a lot of material and she's like, this bitch is funny.

[Monet Xchange]

Ugh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna cry?

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, my little baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love it.

[Monet Xchange]

It was just crazy. I was really g. That's fair. Cause some more. I'm a huge, huge. I've done her. I've lip synced to Samor's voice for years. Ugh. And I love Queens of Comedy. It was a really great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, Queens of Comedy is so much better than Kings of Comedy. But do we think that because we're just faggots, maybe.

[Monet Xchange]

I think we're the target audience. Like a whole bunch of straight dudes out there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Be like, nah, I'm in Queens of Comedy. But in Kings Comedy, do you have

[Monet Xchange]

any parts of Queens of Comedy that stood out to you in your mind?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. A lot of the. Some more bits I love.

[Monet Xchange]

When Adele's walking down the street, she goes, is this why they sell the pussy? Oh, am I on a whole stroll? Am I a hoe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My career is a dumb one. She like you naming your daughter Portia when she looked like a Buick.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, she like a Buick name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexis. Alexis. She looked like a Buick. A Buick. And then the one where the hoe sticks off the wig. Ms. Laura. Ms. Laura. That is a really good vid for me.

[Monet Xchange]

And also Monique having all the. As the president. Having all the men on their knees to eat her pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So good. Queens of Comedy is so good.

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, was Queens of Comedy where some more girls I know was one big dick mother in the back. Big dick motherfucking the back. Like, lock the door.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah. That is Queens of Comedy.

[Monet Xchange]

I watched so much of her stuff. I can't remember that. But what a great. What a great film. So that was a really big moment for me. Like yesterday. Just yesterday. Oh, yesterday, Emmy and Amber went to. I did a show at the Elysian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, here in LA. You stand up yesterday.

[Monet Xchange]

Mm. Just like 14 minutes. Like 20 minutes or so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At someone else's show.

[Jacob]

Yes, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. And Amber was on the bill as well.

[Monet Xchange]

No, Amber was just we were just hanging out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. I love Ember Wallen.

[Monet Xchange]

She's fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went over to her house. Her husband. We talked about this already, but her

[Monet Xchange]

husband's really trying to get in these boomerang food streets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he wants, like. Is he good?

[Monet Xchange]

He's decent. Him and Camion were the ones winning last night. Camion has gotten really good at boomerang fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. Well, he wasn't at my house, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cameo, if you gonna bring that smoke, come and do it at. I was almost at my dress coming through to my house, bitch, you know, Camion is.

[Monet Xchange]

He was also. He started laughing when he killing people. Laughing. I was like, that is unsure, honestly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? The apple don't fall too far from the uncle.

[Monet Xchange]

I said, oh, my God. This is a very bother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drag queen behavior. Laughing at maniacally killing people in the video game.

[Monet Xchange]

No, you don't kill them. You just chop them up. You just break. We should do a boomerang fu live stream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll be so down.

[Monet Xchange]

I just gotta. I gotta bring my switch over here. I can bring. We have a switch to the house. Jacob's switch. We can leave Jacob's switch to the house, and I can bring my switch here. Jacob's like, nigga, you're not using my switch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's voice.

[Monet Xchange]

Why are you making that face?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanna start streaming too and like, my. Cause when I do, like, stuff in my space, I just like to have tours.

[Monet Xchange]

You still use MySpace?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like to have tour of everything. Cause I don't want to have to break something down or whatever. So I would have to, like, buy a second PS5.

[Monet Xchange]

Money, money, money Must be funny in a rich girl's world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did some interpolation. I don't even know.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was. You made it a brand new song and you're.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

And that takes skill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it what is intentional?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was not.

[Monet Xchange]

No, because I know the song goes, money, money, money. And I went, money, money, money Must be funny in a rich man's world. Be dee dee bada bada bow. All right, let's do it. Quick. Name songs with money in them. We have to sing a song with money in it back and forth until no one can do it again, Bitch,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I have my money.

[Monet Xchange]

Money makes the world go around. The world go around the world go around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money Honey by Lady Gaga.

[Monet Xchange]

Sing it. You have to sing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh,

[Monet Xchange]

damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love the girls and the gifts and attention.

[Monet Xchange]

How about all my life I had to grind and hustle I had to work like Kobe Just to shine like Russell My bitch is all bad My niggas all real Ride his dick in some big tall heels Big fat checks,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

big lunch bills this is like the fucking Terrell Grice show. And I'm like. And I watched the show and I'm like, oh, my God. It's just the world of money. Come on.

[Monet Xchange]

I just saw this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Exactly where it was.

[Monet Xchange]

I just saw this. This. This app. Not app. Filter. On TikTok, where you look into the filter and you have to sing a song with that word. And maybe we can see if we can do that before this break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so the filter gives you a

[Monet Xchange]

word, shows up above your head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many videos do you think are in your favorites?

[Monet Xchange]

In my likes, I can't. So I like videos when I want to go back in and watch them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right.

[Monet Xchange]

And then they're just lost in this. They're just lost.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Like it's too far back at that point. Okay, so it's called. Oh, no, you have to buy the game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And how are we gonna put on the screen? It's gonna be a whole thing.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I could have. It's a tick tock. I can just put on the screen. But I thought I had to. Oh, you had to buy the game. Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drunk lyrics.

[Jacob]

Wait, but it's just give you a random word.

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, is it on the. Is this an actual game? They have a filter. Good for them. All right, give us the word, Jacob. Ready? In the game is you have five seconds to sing a song.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we are taking Terrell's game.

[Monet Xchange]

It's not our game, by the way.

[Jacob]

Some rules, clarification. Word in the title or word in

[Monet Xchange]

the song, you have to just. Either you have to sing the part of the song with that word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

And can it just have to be that exact word or can it be exact word?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

So if the word is like rain, it can be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't be talking about raining on me.

[Jacob]

Gotcha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

All right. Your word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any event, who goes first?

[Monet Xchange]

So who's first?

[Jacob]

Rock, paper, scissors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One, two, three, go. All right, go first.

[Monet Xchange]

So then it's your job to count to five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

Once Jacob says the word.

[Jacob]

All right. The word is dance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1.

[Monet Xchange]

Just dance. Gonna be okay.

[Jacob]

Okay. Oh, we're doing different words every time.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Gotcha.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Love.

[Monet Xchange]

One.

[Jacob]

Love.

[Monet Xchange]

Never knew what I was missing But I Soon as I start kissing I found love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, see if you can harmonize. You do it. I'll harmonize with you.

[Monet Xchange]

Am I singing the Melody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Singing the melody.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Love never knew what I was missing. You messed up. Well, because you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, do it again.

[Monet Xchange]

Love never knew what I was missing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not harmonizing. I am. I'm going under. You.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll leave it down.

[Jacob]

I ate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you kept the melody. How hard is that?

[Monet Xchange]

Funny how the very first sin was a woman who ate. A woman who ate. She served and licked the plates.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, your word is America

[Monet Xchange]

count one baby, like you.

[Jacob]

All right, Monet, your word is flag.

[Monet Xchange]

One, two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because my flag red. Because my flat real. My flag is the big tell. What?

[Monet Xchange]

That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is.

[Monet Xchange]

My bitch is all bad. My niggas all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a separate song.

[Monet Xchange]

You are lying. She's a grand O flag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a high flyer.

[Monet Xchange]

But you didn't do it in the five seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you stopped counting, so we don't know the five seconds.

[Monet Xchange]

We know. I'm the victor. My new drag name is Victor. Victor, the drag queen Victorine. Let's take a break then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a drag queen named Victoria? Should be.

[Monet Xchange]

That's a good drag name. Are we taking a break? All right, so real quick, before we get into our topic today, I want to say that I think I was driving today to work, and I think Elantra is a good drag name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Elantra? Like a Hyundai Elantra?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Elantra is a great drag name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is it a great drag name?

[Monet Xchange]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Elantra Dupree. Ladies and gentlemen, please get ready for the 10 dancing toes of Elantra Balenciaga. Of all the names of cars, and I mean models, not makes, but the model that's the best one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cilantro. Jetta is fierce.

[Jacob]

Kia Sorrento.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh.

[Monet Xchange]

Jetta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jetta Dupree.

[Monet Xchange]

Jetta Balenciaga.

[Jacob]

Ooh.

[Monet Xchange]

What'd you say, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Kia Sorrenta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's good.

[Monet Xchange]

Sorrenta Balessaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's good. Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

We need to bring in car names. Prius.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That name is a Prius.

[Monet Xchange]

Prius. Balenciaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Prius.

[Monet Xchange]

Prius Previs. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, Renz Priebus. Who's Renz Priebus? Someone in politics. Like a bad person, I believe.

[Jacob]

Chicken.

[Monet Xchange]

He. Look at Renz. Let's not. Cause last time you confused Herschel Walker

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and raphael Warnock, he DMed me.

[Monet Xchange]

He was really upset about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, do you remember that? You remember that from your good state of Georgia? The one.

[Monet Xchange]

The great state of Georgia, the one that saved us in the last election. Remember that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, but Remember this one of y' all little the Goobers. One of your people, the one that found on meth in that bathroom.

[Monet Xchange]

That was atlant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was D.C. no, it wasn't Atlanta. Mary Berry. No, it was not Mary. It was like the guy in Mary

[Monet Xchange]

and Barry was his name, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it wasn't him. It was somebody else in Atlanta. They found him with his on meth, pissed himself on the bathroom floor.

[Monet Xchange]

So you don't think that people, you don't think people should hire sex workers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he was not a sex worker.

[Monet Xchange]

But you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I didn't mean that in a derogatory, In a mega.

[Monet Xchange]

So you support sex workers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Absolutely. Honestly, I'm trying to think about it. Like I'm trying to think if there's a world that I could be a sex worker. And I don't know. I really don't know. Like, I like having sex. Sex is fun. But also, as I've gotten older, I'm having less sex. So if I had to do, if I had to depend on me having sex right now, I don't know, I

[Monet Xchange]

don't think you'd be a good sex worker. The other day you said that you think that sex shouldn't last more than 15 minutes. No one's paying for 15 minutes of sex. You have to, honey. You have to turn stunts and shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've never dipped into this, honey. Well, baby, okay, all you need is 15 minutes with me, baby.

[Monet Xchange]

Honey, first of all, people are paying by the hour and most sex workers have a two hour minimum.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well if I, if it was my job, I would do it like for funsies. No, I don't want to do longer than 15 minutes. But if it was my job, bitch, I'll do as long as I need to do it.

[Monet Xchange]

What are you charging?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, depends on what server. Okay, you've I want a date answered my backpack.

[Monet Xchange]

I want a date.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A date.

[Monet Xchange]

I want to go to the. I want to go to the movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

And then I want to drive back to my place. And then I want all the stuff to go to sex. I want oral, anal, and I want to cuddle. And I want you to leave in the morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I topping or bottoming?

[Monet Xchange]

Bottoming and leaving in the morning and leaving the morning. So I stay overnight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you're looking at five racks for sure.

[Monet Xchange]

And I want you to make me breakfast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Six racks anyway. Anything else? A la carte, baby.

[Monet Xchange]

Bring a friend, bring a friend, bring a friend. You know, me and Thorgy were going to sex workers together.

[Jacob]

Really?

[Monet Xchange]

That's the whole thing. We were going to be. We were going to be dominatrixes together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember you. Tell me about that.

[Monet Xchange]

Cheyenne Picardo, who used to be a dominatrix, who. Who directed my Bloodbath music video and a music video that I was in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She directed my Strange Fruit music video

[Monet Xchange]

and Shout out to Cheyenne Picardo, by the way. Anyway, she was gonna. She was like, people would pay a lot of money for, like, a big clown lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet Xchange]

Especially. Why don't you do it? We got on Drag Race D next year. Okay.

[Jacob]

So you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You mean to tell me there is a multiverse, that if you did not get a drag race, you would be a dominatrix?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Screaming in the multiverse of madness. So, Monat, let's talk about this multiverse, y'.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Bob has nails on. He is. He is. You are out of control with nails.

[Monet Xchange]

This is also me with long. This is why I don't wear my hair down. Because I'm always. You ever see me with my braids? I can't. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those little tiny ones, you are always adjusting them, pulling them off.

[Monet Xchange]

I just washed those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet Xchange]

Just the other day. They were. They were not fresh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, you had them for a long time.

[Monet Xchange]

What it was was I had finished the show, but I had to leave immediately. So I packed them away, but they were still sweaty. And I was like, ugh. But I had to leave. Like, it was like one of those early, early flights. So I couldn't even leave my stuff out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

So I just packed it away and then I just came home. I just came in and I watched it Here in the office or the side? I don't like the office.

[Jacob]

The studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why don't you check office?

[Monet Xchange]

Stuffy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An office feels stuffy.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, stuffy. This is a studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Work.

[Monet Xchange]

We're in the studio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we are talking about all things

[Monet Xchange]

presidential today and this entire campaign from both these candidates and the absolute madness. I feel bad for people who this is their first election because they think this is what an election is.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

They think this is what politics is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, this is a particular. Especially people from foreign countries watching us. I think we are at the height of just the ridiculosity of what our politics are. And I think it only started in 2016. 2016 was the descent of our political system, of it just being messy and name calling and just fucking weird before that. I mean, I only started. I think the first election I'm conscious of is Obama's first term because For Bush, I couldn't vote. I didn't really care. And I was some young teen, but Obama was when I started to, like, I should care about this. I should know what's going on.

[Monet Xchange]

I think I said that my first vote was for Al Gore. That's not true. That was the year before I could vote. It was actually John Kerry. My first vote that I ever cast was for John Kerry against George Bush.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, that is the first, that is the only. That's the first election. Not the first election. I don't know if it's the first, but where the Republican won the popular vote. George Bush won the popular vote that year over John Kerry, but he lost

[Monet Xchange]

it to Al Gore. Al Gore won the popular vote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But imagine.

[Monet Xchange]

But he won the popular vote and he had the role in the presidency.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I don't know if that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is true, Jacob, fact check me. Kerry versus Bush. Bush won the popular vote because I

[Monet Xchange]

feel like Al Gore was the first time that a president won the popular vote and didn't win the presidency. I feel like Al Gore was the first person to win the popular vote but not win the presidency. But I might be wrong, but I just remember learning what a popular vote was because of Al Gore. Al Gore is the reason. Just like some of y' all Gen Z's know what a popular vote is because of Hillary Clinton. I found out what a popular vote was because of Al Gore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because John Kerry was such a, I mean, no. Shame.

[Monet Xchange]

Also, as a reminder, we might be wrong. Feel free to fact check us. You can always. Me and Monet are not historians. We are not. We, we're not, we're not professors of civics.

[Jacob]

I mean, looking at this, Bush versus Kerry. Bush had more the popular vote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

He had before that. No Republican ever won a popular vote before that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying, and I don't say it before, I, I, I redacted that. I was just saying that Bush won the popular vote and it was like it was a big thing that, but

[Monet Xchange]

he won the popular vote and the presidency, though. Like he won the whole thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but normally like, like, like Trump, he won the, the Electoral College, but he did not win a popular vote.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Which would happen with Al Gore and George Bush the year before Kerry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because Al Gore had the popular vote. Bush won the Electoral College.

[Monet Xchange]

Yes. No, no. So what happened with, okay, Hillary and Trump is the same thing as Al Gore and Bush.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But John Kerry is different in somehow.

[Monet Xchange]

But John Kerry did not win the Popular vote. Yeah, I mean. Yeah.

[Jacob]

I mean, looking at just past ones, Reagan also won the popular vote.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, I think. I think a lot of Winning. Winning. I think it's very rare. Is. It's actually very rare to get the popular vote and not win the White House. It is very rare. And I know, for example, I know for sure it happened with. Sorry, let me. Let me speak clearly. It is very rare to win the popular vote and not win the White House. That's what I'm gonna say. It's very rare to get the proper vote and not win the White House. So Al Gore and Hillary Clinton are the only two that I know of who got more votes but did not win the White. If you don't know the popular vote means you just literally have more votes, but you don't win in the Electoral College. And for anyone who doesn't understand that, like every. Every state has a certain number of votes that they get in the Electoral College based on their population. So even if you can get 51% of the people in California to vote for you, you will still win all of the Electoral College. But California is massive. Right. California is the most populated state in America. Right. But then Montana, 100% of Montana, you get like 3. Well, Montana's less than a million people, though.

[Ad Voice]

That's.

[Monet Xchange]

So the whole Montana might be right at a million. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole state.

[Monet Xchange]

I need to find out the population of Montana. It is. It's going to blow your mind. Hey, Google. Hey, Google, what's the popul. What's the population of Montana? 1.1 million people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how big is the state?

[Monet Xchange]

Massive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Montana's a big.

[Monet Xchange]

Montana is humongous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been to Montana?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we talked about this before.

[Monet Xchange]

I've been to Billings, Montana. I've been to Missoula before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're doing your children's theater.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, I've been to Missoula, Montana. I must have been somewhere else. I must have done Dragon Montana at some point.

[Jacob]

It is the fourth biggest state.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The fourth biggest state?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

I think Alaska is the biggest. Then Texas, California, Montana. That was impressive. I need you to acknowledge that was very impressive. I would like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was impressive, Bob.

[Monet Xchange]

Thank you. That feels nice to be validated. The smallest state is Rhode Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The smallest state is. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. And they have. But they have more popular votes, more Electoral college than Montana.

[Monet Xchange]

The fact that Montana has. But it's not. It's not the least populated state, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know the Least populous state.

[Monet Xchange]

Both have less. I think it's Alaska. Is it Wyoming?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's Wyoming, actually.

[Monet Xchange]

Hey, Google, what is the least populated state in America? Wyoming. Oh, my God. How many people live there? That is very impressive that you knew that.

[Jacob]

Thank you.

[Monet Xchange]

Does it feel nice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew. Oh, wait, you planted the ceiling in black. That's nice.

[Monet Xchange]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, your space is really coming together. Your. Your studio is really coming together.

[Monet Xchange]

Thank you. Now it's not an office.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. There's an office in the studio.

[Monet Xchange]

What is the population of Wyoming?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. We do the population game every couple of months.

[Monet Xchange]

581.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

300.

[Monet Xchange]

581,000. Damn, that's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

I gotta do one more. What's population in WeHo? Like, I gotta know, like, are there more people in WeHo than there are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. What's the population of West Hollywood?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

34,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Not even close. Literally, not close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, you probably. There's more people to live in in Brooklyn, for sure.

[Monet Xchange]

100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What about Staten Island?

[Monet Xchange]

Ooh, I want to say Staten island. Population is 300,000.

[Jacob]

42,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seven island.

[Jacob]

Sorry, 42. 400,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. Almost.

[Jacob]

Well, almost 500,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So we kind of talked about this when we were doing ballot. I have no aspirations to hold or run for any political office. So I bow down to people. Like, maybe a girl who is from California who has run for political office. Marnigan Cummings has run for political office. Honey Mahogany. Honey Mahogany has. And so it takes a lot, but, like, Andy has aspirations of being in political office. I'm like, bitch, I cannot be nobody's first anything.

[Monet Xchange]

And Andrew Short.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andrew Short wants to run for politics one day.

[Monet Xchange]

I have the dirt. Andy, if you ever try to run,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, like, imagine if I had to, like, be behind.

[Monet Xchange]

They will, they will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'll pull up my Instagram like this. This you.

[Monet Xchange]

Is this your partner twerking it? Twerking in the ocean.

[Jacob]

I mean, Melania Trump has really broken a lot of barriers for you already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Monet Xchange]

Titties out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. She posed for Playboy.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know who she posed for.

[Jacob]

It was. I think it was gq.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gq.

[Monet Xchange]

Titties out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I mean, Milani could do it. I could do it. If I was. If I was going to be a first lady. Sorry, a first gentleman. I would want to be, like, a sexy one. I would want to be one that's fierce.

[Monet Xchange]

I feel like first people are Typically pretty, like fashionable. And I guess I'm just thinking about Michelle and Melania.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you say Jill Biden is fashionable? I don't think she's like, I don't think she's not fashionable.

[Monet Xchange]

If Joe Biden was in this room, I would know what she looks. Jill Biden could have delivered me Ubereats today and I would have been like,

[Jacob]

he can we go through all the presidents of the US and do smash or pass?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know they don't look like Jacob. This is hour long podcast.

[Jacob]

We're going to pull up photos.

[Monet Xchange]

It's going to take so long.

[Jacob]

Okay, that's fair.

[Monet Xchange]

But maybe we'll do a few. Give us some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, off the top of my head, I know I'm smashing Abraham because he was so tall. He was like six foot something.

[Jacob]

Barack Obama.

[Monet Xchange]

Smash.

[Jacob]

Biden.

[Monet Xchange]

Young Biden smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Young Biden smash.

[Jacob]

I know, Smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pass with smash.

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe the last round of his life.

[Jacob]

George Bush pass.

[Monet Xchange]

Young Bush was a smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he. Young Bush was not even cute either.

[Monet Xchange]

I said what?

[Jacob]

I said George Washington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the teeth, the wooden teeth.

[Monet Xchange]

Pass. He had a big nose though. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that George Washington. I think that. I've seen pictures of Andrew Jackson. I think he had a big dick.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't need that in my life. But I'm just saying. All right, I was a big dick is not a deal breaker, but it can be a deal maker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure.

[Monet Xchange]

Let's do one more.

[Jacob]

Okay. Ronald Reagan pass.

[Monet Xchange]

It's a pass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not cute.

[Monet Xchange]

Even in his young years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know, but he was a actor.

[Monet Xchange]

I said no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember when this might be controversial? Talk about. This is the. The present.

[Monet Xchange]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Remember when Me Too was happening and that video, that picture of Al Franken's going. The picture of Al Franken. I was talking about Al Franken, the senator. He was one of the senators. And the picture of him like I think groping a woman's breast in the military thing. And then like right away the Democrats were like, this is bad. We had to get this person out of here. This is wrong. But it just crazy to me how the Republicans shit like that happens to them. They're like, no, it's fine. Like, I guess I want to speak to the fact that.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh my God. And she's asleep.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Yo, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you know, he's so. My brain made the connection. She's asleep. My brain made the connection that. Cuz he's a. He's also. He was a big. He's a comedian. You Know that's not fucking funny, right? So I think it's one of those military.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, humor's subjective. I don't find that funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. But when it happened, the Dems were like, this is bad. This person has to get out of here. This is wrong.

[Monet Xchange]

Just like the Toe tapper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Toe tapper?

[Monet Xchange]

The toe tapper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what that means.

[Monet Xchange]

His name was like, Wiener.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the governor from. From New York or something.

[Monet Xchange]

We'll figure it out after this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andrew Weiner.

[Jacob]

Anthony Weiner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anthony Weiner.

[Monet Xchange]

He was Democrat, Right? We'll find out after this break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right.

[Monet Xchange]

And we're back. Jacob, what did you find about Wiener?

[Jacob]

Sorry, there are two different ones. Anthony Weiner was with his baby. It was sexting sex.

[Monet Xchange]

Democrat.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, yeah. He said his dick pic with his baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With his baby in, like, the shot or something like that.

[Monet Xchange]

Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, the baby was like.

[Monet Xchange]

Can I tell you guys right now? I've seen this trend of dick pics on the toilet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like a dick pic on the toilet.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not here to king Shane, but, like, I think most people do not want a dick pic of you on the toilet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate that. I don't hate it.

[Monet Xchange]

It's really tacky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. Okay, so that was Anthony Weiner, who was the other one?

[Monet Xchange]

No, the toe tapper was a Republican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I don't know. Wait. Toe tapping is a way to cause a.

[Monet Xchange]

When you tap someone under the stall with your toe to signal that you would like to have sex with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you again? No kink shaming.

[Monet Xchange]

Whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your kinks are work. I do not get the. Being on a bathroom stall under the thing where people like, there's so much urine and people shit and dirty. The floor of the bathroom was so dirty. And I just can't imagine getting on my knees and letting my dick touch all of that. That's so wild to me.

[Monet Xchange]

You put your dick on the floor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I've seen those. Where Bitch, they be under the stall, like, tapping their dick on the floor. That is the thing. And then you put that dick in your mouth after it's been on the fucking bathroom floor.

[Monet Xchange]

I see them hit the stall with it. That's even nasty, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the shit, juice and piss be plastic.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, there's shitting on the walls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've never been to a public restroom and there's shit on the walls.

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe, but it's very rare. I would not say walls are all the shit Juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's shit juice out there.

[Monet Xchange]

It is. It is very rare to see shit outside of the toilet. In public restroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, in public restroom, bitch.

[Monet Xchange]

You have never used. I didn't say never. I said it is very rare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say.

[Monet Xchange]

Every time you see shit outside of

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the toilet, every time I have used a public bathroom at Penn Station in New York City, there's shit all over the walls.

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe you're the one doing it. If it's every time you leave the room. If you're. Every time they're at the scene of the crime, at what point do we need to know that you might be the culprit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see the shit juice there, girl.

[Monet Xchange]

We need to do some DNA testing on this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People be ravaging public. People be ravaging. Like, here's my question. So when. Cause so as a president, vice president, whatever, you have, like 24 hour security. You cannot do anything ever. Like, what if, like, Kamala Harris is at a fucking rally and she has to go to the restroom.

[Monet Xchange]

Someone follows and says outside the restroom

[Bob the Drag Queen]

into the public restroom.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think Kamala Harris would use a public restroom. She'd probably go to her jet or she'd probably go to her bus or she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's like. If you're at a. Like, let's say she's walking down Times Square doing a thing and she has

[Monet Xchange]

to use the bathroom, then someone will probably stand outside the bathroom, make sure no one comes in while you're shitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, is she using the outside bathroom? A time square. They're taking her into the fucking employee. You want to H and M. I

[Monet Xchange]

mean, she might go to one of the stores nearby. I mean, I assume that if the president or the vice president. This is literally all based off assumption. I obviously don't work for Secret Services, but if the president or vice president is in an area, they will probably secure a space for them. Like they will. They don't have mediocre accommodations. They will probably secure an entire building. Get everyone out of that building. This is our headquarters, where we go. They probably have a bus there for them. They have an exit plan. There's probably a fucking toilet in the fucking dilemma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, as you know. So as you know, I was rubbing elbow. I was rubbing elbows with Roger, Roger Nias, the US Ambassador to the Eastern Caribbean. And he's telling me, like, he can't do. I think I told you this before. He can't do anything without his security. Like, if he was to come to this room today just so they would have to come and calm the entire room, to check to make sure there's no one.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm like, for the ambassador.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, granola, kill the ambassador. He was like, yeah, that is protocol. They have to check and scrub everything. So I can imagine you're invited to

[Monet Xchange]

your studio to film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love that. Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

They gonna scrub your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care. But my studio is. My studio is here.

[Monet Xchange]

They're gonna find your little.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Your little.

[Monet Xchange]

Your little fridge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I got rid of my fridge. This was leaking everywhere, and it ruined a lot of my mushroom chocolates. I'm so mad. Well, I've been in mushrooms in so long.

[Monet Xchange]

You should tell them which one not to buy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I didn't know the brand. I don't remember the brand. It was. It was on Amazon, though.

[Monet Xchange]

It started leaking, sort of leaking.

[Jacob]

That sucks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. And it ruined a lot of my mushrooms.

[Monet Xchange]

Are they expensive?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got them from, like, a dispensary right here. So, no, it was like $10 for the bar, but still, it was like 4.

[Monet Xchange]

How long does that last? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet Xchange]

You didn't make it long enough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't had much of this in a while, though. But yeah. So again, it sounds kind of fierce to always have, like, a motorcade and everyone, like, checking.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think so?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never have to sit in traffic ever again.

[Monet Xchange]

That's not true. I don't know if they never have to sit in traffic, but also to go somewhere is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To do.

[Monet Xchange]

You also can never get up and go again. Never like getting up and going. You're done. That's not part of your life anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You famously said that you have reached a level of fame that you like. You don't want more level of fame.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't want anymore. Do you know that George Bush can only drive? So? Presidents can't drive themselves, which is crazy. Even after they have left the presidency.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

George Bush is only allowed to drive. Allowed. Legally allowed to drive on his. On his private property.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, legally? So, like, if he. If he drove, it'll be illegal?

[Monet Xchange]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you look that up, please? So you're. Hold on. You're saying if George Bush drove on a public road, he could be arrested because it's illegal?

[Monet Xchange]

I did. That is not what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not what illegal.

[Monet Xchange]

If you don't get arrested for admits illegal. To be clear, Everything that you do, like, you can't double park.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's breaking the law.

[Monet Xchange]

If you double park, you're not getting arrested one day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, sorry. So does he get a fine or a citation or a ticket?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. And also, just to be clear, you can be arrested for it. Will you?

[Monet Xchange]

Most likely, you're probably being arrested for something else. There are certain crimes you just can't be arrested for. Like, you're not gonna get arrested for jaywalking. You might get arrested for your interaction with the police afterwards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think you could, though. Like. Like, they could arrest you if they wanted to.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know if that's true.

[Jacob]

Yeah, Presidents are not allowed to hold a drive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm saying. But is it illegal? Is the question.

[Monet Xchange]

They're not allowed to, like, the law. This is law. It's not like Bucky's rules. Like, who do you think is making the rules?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying. Can we look up. Is it illegal for a prison? Former presidents to drive themselves?

[Jacob]

It is. Past presidents agree this surprising rule is one of the worst parts of running the country. I don't know if it's illegal, but it's just a rule.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, it's a rule of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what rules.

[Monet Xchange]

When the government makes rules, they're called laws. That's what happens. When the government makes rules, they're called laws.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't wait for the cousins to gather you in the comments. Be like, actually, Bob, what do you mean, actually?

[Monet Xchange]

We got the answer right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jacob is not saying that it's illegal. I want to hear it is illegal.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, the government has deemed that you are not allowed to do it.

[Jacob]

It.

[Monet Xchange]

That's what. That's what. What do you. What does illegal mean to you? I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to hear. I want to hear saying it is illegal for a president to. That's what I want to hear.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you want me to say it? Will you feel better if I just say it out loud? They have rules, and the president not allowed to drive. So whether or not the word legality involves. He can't. He can do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not allowed to do it.

[Jacob]

So, okay, so, yes, it looks like laws that apply to specific people specifically aren't unconstitutional in kind of way. It's just like a general, larger rule of thumb under presidential, like, security and conduct. So, yes, if George Bush wanted to go drive down the highway, I don't think they could arrest him.

[Monet Xchange]

But I don't think he could actually. I don't think he'd even get that far. So what say if I get in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my car, they gonna shoot him? The.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, Secret Services will fold you. I said they will fold your shirt while you're still wearing it. Like Secret Services will do what they have to do to protect you. Yes, they will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think they gonna. George's Bush 90 year old ass. They're gonna attack him like, you can't do this, sir. And hurt him?

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know what the. I'm not in the Secret Service money. I do not know. But the Secret Service is. Their job is to protect you at all costs. You should look at the video of Ronald Reagan with the blue bloop attempt.

[Jacob]

They.

[Monet Xchange]

Wait, wait, wait. Ronald Reagan was Bloop, Bloop. They tried to get him. Oh, they put that nigga in a trash compactor, folded him in half and threw him in the car. They collapsed. Collapsed onto that man. Collapsed. It was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also know you have that much protection. That's kind of fierce, too.

[Monet Xchange]

I think you and I think different things are fierce. Like, you think. You think nepotism is fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not what I said.

[Monet Xchange]

That is exactly what you said. I think it was fierce. That is verbatim what you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I.

[Monet Xchange]

What.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Particularly for black folk, because I feel like, you know, black folk situationally, right? Like we're disadvantaged so many ways when I see someone. Like, for example, the example I talked about was LeBron James son, right? His son has worked really hard, and obviously some of the advantages he's making the league is because of who his father is, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, I guess context matters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, context does matter with everything, bitch. Context always matters.

[Monet Xchange]

All you said was. Yeah, I know that's what I said. Context matters. I literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally.

[Monet Xchange]

You're repeating my thing back to me, but you were just like, nepotism is fierce. I was like, like, interesting take on this love leader. Do you ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever think about, like, the fact that your. Your Maryland is still like, is it.

[Monet Xchange]

It's not. It's. It's done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Yeah, got it.

[Monet Xchange]

It is. It is plugged up for good. There's no going back in there. Let's talk about some of the wild things that will happen during this. During this election cycle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The eating the dogs, eating the cats.

[Jacob]

Have you seen I hate Taylor Swift?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, so we're jumping. We got. We got to do one at a time, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Monet Xchange]

We got to do one at A time, time. So eating the dogs, eating the cat. So what's happening? For those who do not know, a story which. The woman who, who posted the story admitted that it was a secondhand story and she had. Did not know if it was a rumor. She admitted that it was a rumor and they're saying that, that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio are eating people's pets, specifically the cats and the dogs.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

And then on air, Trump was fact checked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, during the debate, during

[Monet Xchange]

the presidential debate, the second presidential debate, they were like, that did not happen. We just talked to the commissioner and he was like, that's not happening. But Trump and J.D. vance are doubling down on it. So then on an interview with CNN, J.D. vance, the lady was like, can you now just admit that that's not happening? And he was like, I don't know. There's firsthand accounts of it happening. And then she's like. Then he goes, well, if we have to make, if we have to create stories to bring attention to other things, we will. And she was like, are you saying that you're, did you just admit that you're creating stories? He was like, no, there's firsthand accounts and by the way, no one's come forward the first hand account yet. There's a old clip of Cops, I think, where a woman is eating a, a, a cat in the driveway, but it's not in Springfield, Ohio. That woman is an American citizen, born and raised in America, and she's not Haitian. They just found a clip of a woman eating a cat and being like, this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It pisses me off so much that he can they go on TV and say this stuff like, there should be a threshold of things that you say that it just disqualifies you from occupying public office. Because that is insane to go on live TV and said, yeah, well, I'm just saying it like, that is, that should disqualify you. Like, why are you still allowed to hold an office in this country or run for it when you were saying shit like that? That is crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

They said it. And then there was also the assassination attempt on the air on Donald Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then, which was so crazy, his fucking supporters started wearing air bandages that looked like his in support of him. Like that.

[Monet Xchange]

Also his ear has healed miraculously. This nigga's Wolverine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he is this nigga.

[Monet Xchange]

He's X Men. Is he the first mutant president?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, are we gonna acknowledge that this nigga, that this may have been like, is this was a.

[Monet Xchange]

Say it, say it, say it. Say what? You want to say what the. Say it. Hold my hand. We'll say it together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1, 2, 3. Hoax.

[Monet Xchange]

It's a fucking hoax. It's giving hoax.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It did not fucking happen.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't know. We don't know. We weren't there. But it's giving hoax. And then Joe Biden. Not then. These are all out of order, by the way. Actually, right after that, Joe Biden dropped out of the. This is the first time an incumbent president has ever dropped out of a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

presidential bid because they had the first presidential debate of this cycle between him and Donald Trump, and he just seemed to not cognitively be there. There seems to be a decline of some sort. And there's a lot of pressure from social media. Social media. Some of his colleagues. Yeah. And he jumped out of the ra. Say, do you think if Joe Biden kept on in this race, do you think that we would be in a place we are now?

[Monet Xchange]

No, I don't think we'd have as much excitement around the Democratic candidate as much as we do around Kamala Harris.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

Also, Republicans will not say her name correctly on purpose. There's a clip of Donald Trump not knowing he's being recorded on a golf course. And he's like, oh, and not to mention Kamala. Like, he knows her name. And then he's like, come. And then once he's in front of camera, he's like, kamala. Like, that is so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's a tactic. They're doing it on purpose, though.

[Monet Xchange]

And someone showed a video of Donald Trump debating Hillary Clinton and they were like, if you look at the difference between his debate with Kamala Harris and his debate with Hillary Clinton, there is either a cognitive decline or he just doesn't feel like he has to try anymore. Cuz I was looking, I was like, oh, my God. I was thinking to myself, I forgot that Donald Trump used to talk like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't even see it.

[Monet Xchange]

I literally was like, I completely forgot that Donald Trump used to actually talk like this. It was. It was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, he sounded like, coherent, really.

[Monet Xchange]

And it was like, they're eating your dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like, well, Kamala did such a good job of baiting him into things.

[Monet Xchange]

Like, oh, he fell for every trap.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every trap. Bitch. She was putting trap doors. And he was just falling in all the time.

[Monet Xchange]

No, it was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And his obsession with size about stuff. She said his rallies were small and he just took debate on that and he just was going in about how he had the biggest rallies. And to your point about him not having to try. I think Donald Trump has proven to himself and to the American people and to his followers that it doesn't matter what he does or what he says. They're going to follow him and do his bidding. Like, they don't care. They don't care that he's making stuff up. So why would he care? Why would he care? If I was him, I wouldn't care either. It doesn't matter what I say, doesn't matter what I do.

[Monet Xchange]

So, I mean, I can't. Well, I'll have to find it because I don't want to spend the time looking for it online. But someone posted a clip of the difference between the way he spoke when he was debating Hillary Clinton and the way he spoke when he debated Kamala Harris. I was like, wow, it's low key, giving cognitive decline. I mean, and now he's attached himself to Laura Loomer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laura Looney, who is. Who was a fucking Harry Potter character.

[Monet Xchange]

So look at this meme. So I don't know if this is a meme or if it's real, but apparently Laura Loomer did a. An ad on her podcast. Oh, it's fake. It's. Oh, it's fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did y' all see the light leave on the Bob either?

[Monet Xchange]

I hate that. I hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jay, can you please. Why that?

[Monet Xchange]

Then the light came out of your eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Jacob told you it was fake,

[Monet Xchange]

you were like, God, so sad about that. Well, it. It. It looked like I saw a thing. I didn't know if it was true or not. Again, I didn't know if it was true. But they were saying that Luma did an ad for dog food, and she's like, this is human grade dog food. You can actually have a bite of it. And this guy was like, I made a fake ad for dog food and paid Laura.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say, in the year, in the age of AI, it makes all of this stuff even dicier because you kind of just.

[Monet Xchange]

This wasn't even AI. This is just like a picture of her in, like, a caption. It wasn't like. It wasn't like AI.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I thought that deepfakes were gonna be a bigger problem for us in this election title because the deepfakes for a while were getting crazy. All they're not getting. They are crazy.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, it's really got their maggots in a tizzy. The childless cat lady. America's number one childless cat lady. She got them mad. You know why I think they're so mad?

[Jacob]

Why?

[Monet Xchange]

They love her music. They didn't care about Beyonce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

You know, it's that they love her fucking music and they feel hurt that she doesn't like them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also last cycle she came on for Donalds, for Joe Biden, so why would she be a switch sider?

[Monet Xchange]

But they forgot they love her music. They went, then she dropped the arrows to her and they said, all's forgiven. Boys only want love if it's torture.

[Ad Voice]

Sydney.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kink.

[Jacob]

Kink.

[Monet Xchange]

Sydney. This is a video of her doing blank space. But she's like hitting this pole with a cane and she's like, sydney, you know what, Jacob? Sydney. Sydney.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are also obsessed with the fall of Taylor Swift. Like people want to.

[Monet Xchange]

There's a fall of Taylor Swift?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, people want that. Like, people are like, ugh. Especially a lot of beehive people. They just, they're praying for the decline of Taylor Swift. I'm like, just let this girl make her fucking music.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't get it. I mean, I don't listen to Taylor Swift that much, but I don't get the people being that upset about her. I just don't understand it. Maybe she's really a monster. I just don't know about it. Here it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll write Sinead.

[Monet Xchange]

This is so funny to me. She has a golf club. She has a golf club, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Sydney.

[Monet Xchange]

I'd like to try a little experience. So Taylor Swift always does this thing. This is Taylor Swift. She's always like. She's always like, sydney, I want to try something. Are you going to try it with me? Or she's like, one time I met a guy and it didn't work out. You might say, we've got bad blood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're so dope.

[Monet Xchange]

I once met a guy and that is so. She is so calm. Anyway, so here's the thing. Her little experiment. She has a golf club. She's walking back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're watching her. Oh, we gotta explain for the audiobook. Oh, Sydney.

[Jacob]

Sydney.

[Monet Xchange]

They loop it.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Me.

[Monet Xchange]

That was so Sydney. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

It. Sydney.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, can you harmonize with her? Okay, you want to hear it? And then she. Then she harmonized with herself. You hear her do it. Then she goes, oh, did she not do it? Oh, she going to join in. And then she doesn't hear. There she goes. Anyway, that I was. Every once in a while there was. There was a week where I was going around going, sydney, you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's such a. This is what came out.

[Monet Xchange]

I think what it is is she's so kind of like Sarah Planetal, and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she's kind of gangling tall.

[Monet Xchange]

Sarah planning tall. It's like a tall, skinny white lady, and she's hitting the stick. But it's not like. It's not like she's like. She doesn't have, like, the tenacity of, like. It's not like Shakira or one of the girls who moves. It's just like this, like, tall. Anyway, she want to work today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet Xchange]

So Taylor Swift came out and endorsed Kamala Harris. I mean, there's been so much madness. And then J.D. vance. There was a rumor that J.D. vance fucked the couch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was a rumor. It was in his book.

[Monet Xchange]

So it has not been confirmed. What I'm hearing is that it was in the original version of the book, and then he replaced that with a. They took it out when the book got re released. Least there are people saying, here is the book. They don't know. I don't know if those are fake books. People print their own books or if this is what. But there is a rumor that J.D. vance, in his book, Hillbilly Effigy, that was called honestly, that he fucked the couch. He's like, every guy fucked the couch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, choosing someone like him who, honestly, I think he's done so much damage to fucking Trump's campaign, for sure. Like, what the fuck?

[Monet Xchange]

Why would you be Donald Trump's vice president after what he did to Mike

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pence, bitch, what he said.

[Monet Xchange]

Wouldn't J.D. vance be like Mike Pence? Can I ask you a question real quick? Would you recommend me take this job? And Mike Pence would be like, girl, don't do it, girl. It's not worth it. Girl, don't do it. I've already done it, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the shit that J.D. vance has said about Donald Trump before this election, I'm a never Trump guy. That he was never Trump guy. That he is America's Hitler. Like, he's. He said all this stuff, but these people are obsessed with power. They're obsessed with trying to ascertain power in whatever way they can.

[Monet Xchange]

They want to get the money in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money, money.

[Jacob]

So what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Move to France.

[Monet Xchange]

No, no, no. I'm gonna stay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not giving up this. Also, the French people, they. These niggas be revolting. Every. Every other year.

[Monet Xchange]

They be tearing France. And I like, good for them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They be tearing the French people.

[Monet Xchange]

They're like, we don't like, they will

[Bob the Drag Queen]

tear down the city, which honestly is kind of fierce when they are upset with the government, they will revolt and they will get how they were. Like, we, the people, we gave you this shit. Do what we want, which is kind

[Monet Xchange]

of do what we are telling you to do. Good for them. I hope everything's going well in France.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, do you think if you were a young kid.

[Monet Xchange]

I was a young kid once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you. If. If you were, like, going, like, abroad to, like, Europe, did you. Did you have a fear about being taken?

[Monet Xchange]

I never went.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying. But, like, when you saw the movie, like, you. Like, did you. Did you never have dreams of going abroad and, like, living your life?

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Jacob]

Really?

[Monet Xchange]

I never thought I would leave Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. When did you realize that you would leave Georgia?

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe after I started traveling for the Missoula Children's Theater or for the Climb Theater. That was my first time, actually. Like, I mean, I left Georgia a few times, but I hadn't gone past Tennessee until I was in college. Got it.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I always had dreams of doing some fierce stuff and stuff.

[Jacob]

Stuff.

[Monet Xchange]

No, I was kind of like, whatever.

[Jacob]

It's fine, really.

[Monet Xchange]

I just live in Georgia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think your life would look like now if you were straight into living in Georgia?

[Jacob]

Straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight living in Georgia.

[Monet Xchange]

I mean, I imagine I might be a teacher. I used. I used to want to be a teacher, so I imagine I'd probably be a teacher, maybe with kids and. Yeah, I mean, I. I probably wouldn't be teaching theater. Maybe English.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

English.

[Monet Xchange]

Maybe an English teacher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet Xchange]

I would love to be in English. That's not true. I would have loved to have been an English teacher. I would not like to be one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you had to do a second act, like, what do you think?

[Ad Voice]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, drag. You're done with drag.

[Monet Xchange]

A second job?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like. Like, you finish drag, your career in drag is over. And like, you. You're like, I'm gonna give you an age. Let's say you're 55, your career and drag is over, and you want to do a second act.

[Monet Xchange]

Can I say, can I stand in the arts?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you. Whatever you want in the arts.

[Monet Xchange]

I want to produce.

[Jacob]

Produce?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

And direct work. I would maybe, like, spend a few years going to, like, a film academy or go back to school for film so I can learn a little more. And then I would try to produce work. How about you? What's your second gig?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would go to school for dentistry. I would like to be a dentist. I love teeth and I would love to be a dentist. Now, that is a lot. I'm probably locking Myself into. Because you have to go to, like, medical school, right?

[Monet Xchange]

Dentists are doctors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So I probably will not. If this is 55. I probably won't be able to dentify DDS. Yeah.

[Jacob]

You're like a dental hygienist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't dent. No. I mean, no offense.

[Monet Xchange]

No, the dental hygienist community watching this right now. That's not what I meant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you're being very inflammatory.

[Monet Xchange]

I ain't no motherfucking dental hygienist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what I said. I would want to be like. I would want to be a dds. I want to be like.

[Monet Xchange]

What does DDS stand for? Dental.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn.

[Monet Xchange]

Do you know what DDS is for?

[Jacob]

I do, but I want to let you finish it.

[Monet Xchange]

No, don't look it up, please.

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry. To be clear, I didn't know before. I just googled it, but now I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. I got it.

[Monet Xchange]

I haven't pulled up a dental.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dental doctor. No. Doctor of dental studies.

[Monet Xchange]

Oh, that sounds good. Dr. Dental studies. That sounds.

[Jacob]

Somebody says doctor of dental surgery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Surgery. Also, not all dentists are dds because not all surgery.

[Monet Xchange]

No, a. A dental surgeon is different than a dds.

[Jacob]

I believe there are two different types of doctors. There's that you can be a DDS or a dmd. A doctor of medicine. Email Dentistry.

[Monet Xchange]

Doctor Medicine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I want to be a dmd then. I'm not trying to cut people's gum.

[Monet Xchange]

Maryland Is a medical doctor. DDS is a doctor of dental surgery. DMD is a doctor of medicine and dentistry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want to be you. You wouldn't look at a second act as a lawyer.

[Monet Xchange]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, you love debating.

[Monet Xchange]

Every lawyer I know said that law is actually much more boring than you think it is. They're all like, you think it's not Johnny Cochran. They're like most. Like 99.9 of lawyers are not doing that. Johnny Cochran. Most lawyers are just filing paperwork.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I should be a. You love arguing.

[Monet Xchange]

I don't think I would want to be. I would love to be if. I would love to be that 0.1% of lawyers. But I. But I'd end up being a tax lawyer. I'd end up doing tax law, which is. Which is a. Which is just an accountant, basically. I don't want to. That's probably some tax. Now that. Now I got the tax. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Abolish libraries. Tax lawyers. What else?

[Monet Xchange]

I would never want to be a tax lawyer. I would never. I don't think I. No no. No, no, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting.

[Jacob]

Speaking of DAs, would you like to debut your Kamala Harris impression or is it still in the works?

[Monet Xchange]

Have I not. Oh, I did it on the phone for you. No, you did it on the pod on the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. It was a Patreon exclusive.

[Jacob]

Oh, that's what.

[Monet Xchange]

Okay, here we go. All right. Only one of us on this stage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet Xchange]

Has ever served to their community. Okay. When I was the Attorney General for the state of California. Okay. I never asked, are you a Republican or are you a Democrat? I just said, are you? Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was good. Let's hear yours. Now, when I was a prosecutor for the state of California. Okay. I. I didn't do my laugh. Didn't know that. It takes tenacity, courage, and a lot of coconut trees.

[Monet Xchange]

My mom used to tell me, you think you fell out of a coconut tree? And then I. I'm trying. Those are all my. All my.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet Xchange]

You heard all my impersonations. I would say they're not great, but you know who I'm doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes there's one of them that you do that you mix them up, and I'm like, girl, I think it's something between your Bernie and your Barack. One of them gets really funky. Let me be clear.

[Monet Xchange]

My Barack is one of my strongest impersonations.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a good one. Your Bernie sounds like your Bernie becomes Gilbert Godfrey. That's what it is.

[Monet Xchange]

No, listen to me. Let me make myself incredibly clear here. My Bernie Sanders impersonation is spot on. And I think most people who hear me impersonate Senator Boynie Sanders know exactly who it is that I am impersonating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. It's gotten better. You've been working on it.

[Monet Xchange]

Well, you have to have a Brooklyn accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

This is incredibly important to doing a proper Bernie Sanders impersonation. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, why did he move to Vermont?

[Monet Xchange]

He's in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brooklyn. Oh, my gosh. Should I invite him to my show?

[Monet Xchange]

Invite him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in like this, you think?

[Monet Xchange]

I did find your show to be rather entertaining. However, it is not a good use of tax dollars for me to be engaging in such frivolous activities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bernice Sanders.

[Monet Xchange]

When there is a pothole on this side of the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bernice Sanders.

[Monet Xchange]

Jacob. I don't know if he wants to do, but Jacob hasn't been. Shapiro.

[Jacob]

Do you know about Shapiro?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, girl. He. He's come for me so many times on Twitter.

[Monet Xchange]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I don't know why. Two things.

[Monet Xchange]

He has a crush, probably.

[Jacob]

Hello. Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know whose voice sounds

[Jacob]

like hello and thank you for inviting me to your housewaring party. As a present, I brought sparkling cider and misleading statistics.

[Monet Xchange]

That's a pretty good business hero. Sounds like that's much like that. Kind of squirrely, skinny. He sounds like he looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet Xchange]

He has a swiper. No swiping type voice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he. Did he date Candace Owens? Is that a thing?

[Monet Xchange]

No, he hired Candace Owens at the Daily Wire. He owns the Daily Wire or he's a major stakeholder in the. In the Daily Wire. And he also is the one who. I don't know if he's the one one, but they. They turned on her real quick because she's pro Palestine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she?

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah, she's very profile sign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, maybe her one redeemable quality because she's a garb. Human being.

[Jacob]

Did you see jlo donated like $4 million to Palestinian aid work? And everyone's like, maybe she's a good singer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are so. I can't with the JLO thing how

[Monet Xchange]

people said boys,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have you seen that? Her and Ben Affleck have responded together again after filing for divorce.

[Monet Xchange]

I didn't know they filed for divorce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. After two years of marriage and now they were spotted together, like yesterday.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Signing the papers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they were like out and about, which is so. Honestly, some people just did not. Just don't get married. Why does everyone need to get married?

[Monet Xchange]

I'm not trying to get married, so I'm with you. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet Xchange]

We've discussed getting married before, but we're like, we're. We have no plan. We've like, yeah, we'll do it. I mean, to be honest, a big part of me and J. Getting married was so that my mom could see it. That was a. That was the. One of the biggest parts of getting married so that my mom could. We gonna do it at the house at the. In the basement so my mom could see it. That was like one of the main reasons I was. I was wanting to get married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, do your parents care if you get married?

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah. Well, they want grandchildren, but they don't care about a wedding.

[Monet Xchange]

But they have a grandchild now.

[Jacob]

That's not. That's not. That's not the issue.

[Monet Xchange]

Never enough. Never, never, never enough for me. For me, for me. No, do full voice. No head voice. Come on. Don't be. Don't be a. Don't be. Don't be a wimp.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't be today.

[Monet Xchange]

Never, never. That is never, never Chest voice. Never enough. Never, never enough for me. The DJ for me. For me. All the stars of a thousand spotlight all the stars you steal from the night sky will never be. That song will murder you, girl. Learn already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's so good. I heard her sing it live a few times. It's always so good.

[Monet Xchange]

I'm lightheaded, bitch. I am dizzy. Literally dizzy in this moment. Well, listen, all right, let's go back for never enough for me. For me. Okay. Yeah, it's hard to sing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a hard sing, girl. Have you seen a video of Idina Mazel trying to singing her song? And she's like. She tries, like seven times.

[Monet Xchange]

Commend her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, for sure.

[Monet Xchange]

She was like, girl, I'm not doing this. It's hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's Beyonce.

[Monet Xchange]

To be like, ah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like, slightly under the pitch. And I'm like that. It takes a very big script to

[Monet Xchange]

be like, she doing into the unknown or is she doing Let it go?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it was into the unknown.

[Monet Xchange]

The past is in the past. Let it go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't Let it go. I think it was. I was into the unknown.

[Monet Xchange]

Yeah. Into the unknown.

[Jacob]

No, it was Let it Go in the end. No,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that wasn't. Again, this is just. The tongue. The tongue is part of it.

[Monet Xchange]

All right, we got to get out of here, y'. All. Go to vote.org register to vote. You can vote early. I'm doing it tomorrow. You do not have to vote on election day. You can vote. You can't vote after election day, but you can vote before election day. You can do a mail in ballot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can go to a.

[Monet Xchange]

You can go in person to vote.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you.

[Monet Xchange]

If you don't, if the mail in ballot scares you, you can vote early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you are a college student, make sure you are doing this. I. Especially if you're 18, your first time voting, not even realizing you have to, not unless you have plans on driving home or flying home. Make sure you can vote early or vote from school wherever you're doing it.

[Monet Xchange]

And obviously, you can't vote during Thanksgiving break. The election is over by then, so do it before. Yeah, Mary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. And thank you for coming to our TED Talk.

[Monet Xchange]

Also, go to Black Voters Matter.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Monet Xchange]

And support black people. Y' all need to be on Nolas and Ice Cube. All right. Bye, everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye.

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