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Sibling Rivalry Podcast – "The One About The Grammys"

Date: November 20, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

Episode Overview

In this laugh-fueled episode of Sibling Rivalry, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change weave their way through classic banter, friendly rivalry, and pop culture commentary focused on this year’s Grammy nominations and snubs. From hot dog eating challenges to the perils of Architectural Digest home features, the duo’s off-topic adventures are as entertaining as their music industry takes. As always, listeners enjoy a spirited parade of roasts, RuPaul’s Drag Race references, and clever observations about queer life, friendship, and fame.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sibling Rivalry Updates and Banter

Catching Up & Fittings: Bob and Monét open with playful accusations about doing podcast episodes with others (02:02).
Custom Merchandise Debacle: Story about Monét not receiving a custom “sack” due to an outdated address—leading to joking finger-pointing over who’s responsible at their management company (02:34–03:43).
Fashion Talk: Differences in personal style, with a tangent about signature fabrics and who "owns" houndstooth (30:15–31:05).

2. Body Hair Talk & Drag Realness (05:08–07:17)

Haircare TikToks: Monét reports on a TikTok trend using Minoxidil for hair growth and the risks, while Bob jokes about hoping to finally grow eyebrows (05:28–05:59).
Drag and Body Hair: Both discuss hassles of body hair as drag performers, laser removal stories, and reminisce about NYC’s “hairy queens.”
- Quote – Bob the Drag Queen (06:34): “I don't grow leg hair… I don't like to shave, and I don't shave my legs when I do drag and I can show my legs and it doesn’t look like it looks good…”

3. Pop Culture, Theatre, and Live Shows

Drag the Musical: Monét celebrates how the show has blossomed from LA’s Bourbon Room to a full NYC production (11:07).
Whoopi & Annie: Arguments over buying tickets without each other for Whoopi Goldberg’s new Annie run (11:28–12:27).

4. Grammys 2024: Shout Outs, Snubs, and Theories

(Timestamp: 33:39–38:50)

Shout-out to Duran Bernard:
- “Shout out to Duran Bernard, who was nominated for a Grammy this year.” – Bob (33:46)
Chloe Bailey’s Lack of Nominations: Monét discusses the viral TikTok of Chloe’s reaction to her Grammy snub (34:53–35:20).
Influencers & The Grammys: Are internet stars ever really in contention? Debate about Pentatonix and the crossover between artistry and influencer status (35:20–36:23).
Nicky Minaj Blacklisting Rumor:
- Detailed speculation about Nicki’s lack of nominations after her “Roman Holiday” performance—alleging she’s unofficially blacklisted (36:41–37:19).
Katy Perry & Ariana Grande:
- Monét laments Ariana’s “Eternal Sunshine” snub: “Eternal Sunshine was a beautiful album and she 100% is snubbed.” (38:16)
- Bob and Jacob joke-sing fake Katy Perry songs to prove how little impact her album had (37:41–38:08).

5. Drag Queen Culture: Friendship, Fame, and Online Life

Earring Gifting: Bob’s tradition of gifting audience members his signature earrings and debating logistics for sentimental fan mementos (41:07–42:29).
Fame and Boundaries: Complaints about friends/”acquaintances” requesting comp tickets; both agree it’s entitled unless the closeness is established (54:09–56:13).

6. RuPaul’s Drag Race, Nostalgia, and Pop Culture

Childhood TV Faves: Appointment TV in the ‘90s (Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Sabrina), and playful debates on who gets to cosplay which “Aaahh!!! Real Monsters” character (27:46–29:43).
Gullah Gullah Island: Monét and Bob disagree on the importance of the ‘90s kids show, segueing into joking misinformation about spin-offs and anniversaries (25:17–26:22).

7. Architectural Digest Feature Concerns

Safety & Privacy: Monét reveals that Kim Chi convinced her not to do an Architectural Digest feature on her home for privacy and security, even though Bob and Jackie Aina had cautioned her as well (45:27–47:12).
- Quote – Bob (46:51): "Showing the outside of your house is crazy. Showing the outside forward facing of your house is insane to me."

8. Upcoming Projects & Live Shows

Monét’s Tour: Monét promotes her final “Life Be Lifein’” tour dates across North America, including a return to Joe’s Pub in New York (52:59–53:49).

9. Challenges for 2025 (Anything You Can Do…):

Sibling Competition: They list pending “anything you can do, I can do better” challenges, including shooting ranges, hatchet throwing, sleeping, and even hot dog eating (60:16–63:53).
- Hot Dog Eating Contest: Deliberation over fair rules; Bob’s ideal hot dog includes chili, cheddar, and onions (63:58–64:55).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Post-Grammy Snubs:
- Monét: “How do I know less of the melody now that you sang it?” (38:05)
- Bob: “That’s because you don’t have a good ear…” (38:08)
On Comp Tickets:
- Bob: “I said, well, it’s on my page, but here’s a link. And then after the show, I said, Did you enjoy the show? And they said, ‘I didn’t come.’” (54:45)
- Monét: “If you wanted to give him a ticket, you get him a ticket… if I don’t offer you a ticket, like, don’t. Unless you’re like a really close friend.” (55:03)
On Drag Queen Gossip:
- Bob: “…the baba’s gonna be like, yeah. Bobba has… oh wait, so they can comment below. But only comment below if you agree with Monet. Is that what you want?” (30:31–30:51)
Sibling Rivalry Classic:
- Monét: “I'm not doing this.” (53:58)
- Bob: “Is that a yes or a no?” (54:00)
- Monét: “No, you're not invited, Bob. In fact, there will be a thing at the door. If they see you, they should arrest you on sight.” (54:01)

Important Timestamps

Sibling Rivalry and Fashion Banter: 01:28–04:13
Minoxidil & Hair Growth: 05:28–06:08
Childhood TV/Pop Nostalgia: 27:46–29:47
Grammys Main Discussion: 33:39–38:50
Ticket Etiquette Rant: 54:09–56:13
Challenge Brainstorming: 60:16–64:55
Hot Dog Eating Breakdown: 63:00–64:55

Tone & Style

As ever, the episode is full of lovingly sharp reads, playful self-importance, and an irreverent but affectionate conversational style. Bob and Monét’s dynamic offers both inside-baseball drag queen wisdom and plenty for the casual pop culture fan. If you want candid hot takes, light-hearted shade, and an hour of queer friendship goals, this episode delivers.

Final Thoughts

Fans of both drag and pop will enjoy this freewheeling episode. There’s rarely a straight line to their destination, but the off-road detours are what makes Sibling Rivalry so compulsively listenable—replete with inside jokes, viral moments, and a reminder that, for Bob and Monét, the rivalry is always loving and never dull.

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[01:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
[01:29]
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X James.
[01:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we try to recall the names of our co workers, but I don't think we can.
[01:54]
Monet X Change
We talk about the Grammys.
[01:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
We find out what made Monet say this.
[01:58]
Monet X Change
How do I know less of the melody now that you sang it? And we find out what made Bob say this.
[02:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
You get on a plane and you go somewhere, bitch. So you do an episode. You doing episodes with people?
[02:10]
Monet X Change
Yeah, as did you, bitch.
[02:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't an accusation, it was just a statement of fear.
[02:16]
Monet X Change
You had an accusatory tone.
[02:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you are doing episodes with other people.
[02:21]
Monet X Change
Check your tone before you come for me.
[02:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you are doing. Just to be clear, you are doing episodes with other people.
[02:26]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Okay. I like it. Yeah. I had a good time talking with Kim. I love talking with Kim. Kim is a. Kim is always a fun time gal.
[02:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you prefer it?
[02:38]
Monet X Change
No. Okay. Okay.
[02:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just do by checking, honey. Just do by checking.
[02:47]
Monet X Change
You're wearing your swimming riverly outfit. No, it doesn't. No, it's your sack.
[02:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, this is House of Bob.
[02:53]
Monet X Change
House of Bob. And we settle, y'. All. So we were at our management company and we talked to her. We were like, hey. I was like, I got a Monea custom sack, blah blah blah. And they were like, oh, it was sent to her old address. Which, by the way, Bob knew that I moved. Wasn't like a surprise that I moved. Everywhere I've been. Bob knew I was moving. And the thing. It wasn't like, you know, and I. I didn't know I was getting a special sack to me.
[03:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
You did know that. But I guess you're under the impression that I was writing out the things and mailing them myself, I assume is what you maybe think.
[03:23]
Monet X Change
Well, you could have told them.
[03:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wrote the addresses down and ran them all over to.
[03:29]
Monet X Change
He was like, hey, guys, just a heads up. I think money's moving, so someone should check with us. Not like it's boss events. They literally are in the same place that I. We have the same management company, but. So I'll never get myself.
[03:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I assume that you updated your address with your management, then.
[03:43]
Monet X Change
You too. So.
[03:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it was really beautiful.
[03:49]
Monet X Change
Can you describe what it was? Look, I don't know. Can you describe what it looked like? What was it?
[03:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was. It was. Everyone had the same silhouette. Except yours was tartan.
[03:56]
Monet X Change
Buffalo plat or tartan.
[03:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was tartan.
[04:00]
Monet X Change
Damn.
[04:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
It might have been buffalo plaid, actually. I can't remember. It looked really cool, though. It was a nice thick. It was a nice thick material. It was actually one of my favorite ones, to be honest. Dorogies was also great. Thorgy had one, like, a big purple one.
[04:14]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I've seen Thorgy. She's worn it a bunch.
[04:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, hers is really, really cute, actually. I have. I have a red one that. I have a red version of that one. I loved it so much. The one that I gave towards you, it's like a. It's like a furry. It's like. It's like mesh with the first spots on it.
[04:28]
Monet X Change
Yeah, you wore it somewhere. You wore it to a Christmas thing or something like that?
[04:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I wore it on Christmas. To the Christmas party.
[04:34]
Monet X Change
I'm not doing. I'm not doing red for the next four years. I'm saying. What? I'm not wearing red for the next four years. I'm not wearing red.
[04:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Or do we reclaim it?
[04:45]
Monet X Change
Which one is it? I'm not drinking red Kool Aid. I'm not drinking wearing red outfits. I'm not staying away from red for the next four years.
[04:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not gonna drink any red outfits,
[04:53]
Monet X Change
you said, I'm not drinking red Kool Aid. No red drinks, no fruit punch, no chips.
[04:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
And then all you said, I'm not drinking red outfits, which would be true. You're probably not gonna drink any red Outfits, you're like. And I spoke correctly. And I said, seldosley, every time I
[05:09]
Monet X Change
see you with a piece, I'm like, I want one. But getting to the point of what you have now, that's the annoying part. Growing around peace.
[05:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, fuck you talking about peace, nigga?
[05:19]
Monet X Change
That thing sitting on top of your head. That's what I'm saying.
[05:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I grew this.
[05:23]
Monet X Change
Yeah. With hopes and dreams.
[05:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. Thanks. Finesse the ride.
[05:29]
Monet X Change
Well, there's a whole thing on Tik Tok about, about people using Minoxidil to help them grow their hair. And they're like, girl A, it makes you grow hair other places, too. This is for women saying, like, I'm getting hair, like, on my face what I don't want. And also, when you stop taking it, your hair falls out. What?
[05:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Just keep taking it. Is it expensive?
[05:47]
Monet X Change
I, I don't know. I, I, I'm. I'm. They're not pitching me.
[05:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I already grow hair on my face, so it wouldn't be an issue for me because I'm already growing. Ha. Every day. Maybe. Maybe I'll get eyebrows finally. Maybe I will finally have eyebrows if I take Minoxidil.
[05:59]
Monet X Change
Is there a place that you don't want to grow any hair?
[06:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
You mean, like, in a place where, like, I don't want to grow hair on my lips, but you mean, like, in a place where it normally grows?
[06:09]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[06:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just double checking.
[06:13]
Monet X Change
That is such a Bob answer to that question.
[06:15]
Jacob
Y'.
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[06:16]
Monet X Change
Y' all know Bob for long. Y' all know at this point, you listen to this, right? You know, Bob, wasn't that the most vob is fucking answer? You mean when they like, not. Not. Not on my eyeballs? Yes. Bo mean not on your eyeballs?
[06:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like to ask clarifying questions and no, not. I mean, I, I'm.
[06:33]
Monet X Change
I grow hair in, In a lot of them.
[06:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't grow leg hair. I mean, I, I do have some leg hair, but not a lot. You barely can even see it, actually. But I'm. I'm happy that I don't have a ton of leg hair because I don't like to shave, and I don't shave my legs when I do drag and I can show my legs and it doesn't look like it looks good, but there's nowhere that I'm like, I really don't want to grow hair there. I wouldn't. I don't want, I don't want. I do not want back hair back here.
[07:00]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I got it. All these back Hair was the worst. I used to. Before I got laser hair removed, I used to shave my back. Like, they drive so often. Every. Like every three or four days, I'll shave my back. It was annoying.
[07:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
Were you low key? A bear, I think if I let a girl.
[07:17]
Monet X Change
I don't think I'm. I don't think I was bare. It wasn't like hairy like that queen in New York, the theater one. Who is Harry? You know who I'm talking about. Harry Harry. What was his name? Wait, you know who?
[07:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Dottie Spartan?
[07:34]
Monet X Change
No, not Dottie Spartan, but similar look, though. Like thicker. White boy.
[07:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
My God, insane musical theater fabric.
[07:47]
Monet X Change
Ouch. I don't know who that even is.
[07:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Should I quit before you start it?
[07:55]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call Jay Will now. Wait.
[08:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait. The opera girl. Who?
[08:01]
Jacob
Your.
[08:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your friend?
[08:03]
Monet X Change
No, Jay. You're on the podcast. Okay. What's the name of that boy in New York who used to be. Who's super hairy? I mean, hairy. Hairy Harry. Harry.
[08:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, he's not a drag queen.
[08:14]
Monet X Change
What's the name? He's a bartender.
[08:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah. He used to work at Flaming Saddles.
[08:21]
Monet X Change
I don't know. You know, I've been to Flaming. I've walked into Flaming Saddles maybe twice. But the girls used to. Unless you have to industry on the Thursdays. The girls used to love to go to Flaming Saddles and shut it down. There's also Flaming saddles here in WeHo. I found out.
[08:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nope, not anymore.
[08:35]
Monet X Change
Well, there used to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
[08:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the. I remember the guy. When you said queen, I thought you meant like a drag queen who used to do this.
[08:43]
Monet X Change
No, no, no, no.
[08:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I remember this guy. He was kind of big and buff and covered in hair.
[08:49]
Monet X Change
Girl.
[08:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
And he was really tall. Like at least my height or taller.
[08:52]
Monet X Change
No, he was like short.
[08:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he was not short. We're talking about different people. This guy was hairy. Hairy. He was a bartender in Flaming Saddles and he was definitely my height or taller. Can I come over for your fittings?
[09:04]
Monet X Change
I mean, you can.
[09:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you say it like that?
[09:09]
Monet X Change
You can. You absolutely can come over.
[09:11]
Jacob
No.
[09:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why did you say it like that? I want an answer, please. I mean, you can. Am I bothering you,
[09:24]
Monet X Change
bro? I would love if you came over for my fittings.
[09:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
That sounds so nice. Thank you. I think I. I think I'll join you. I think I will.
[09:32]
Monet X Change
I also finally have water in my pool. You can see. Oh, my God. The back is done. You can see it.
[09:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
How exciting. I can't wait to come see.
[09:38]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I can't find him. I mean, but he. He markets himself. I think Johnny will welcome the advances of people who like hearing this. I can't find him, though. I can't find him.
[09:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe that's not his name, anyway.
[09:52]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Eva Destruction. Eva Destruction from Dragala is hairy.
[09:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think lmnop is Harry.
[10:00]
Monet X Change
Lmnop? Oh, the piton queen.
[10:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yep. I think she's Harry.
[10:05]
Monet X Change
I don't really know much about him.
[10:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Even as Hairy. Hairy. Hairy Mitch Farino is hairy.
[10:10]
Monet X Change
Hairy Mitch is hairy. You know the guy who used to bartend at Barracuda who grow, like. Who would grow his hair up to. Hair.
[10:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, him. Jan. I can't remember. He's hairy Harry, too.
[10:23]
Monet X Change
Yeah, Hair. Like, guys that grow hair up to there. I was like, oh, God, I'm happy I don't have that. Damn.
[10:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
You was dragging it. Not me.
[10:31]
Monet X Change
Because for drag, that would be having to shave this getting, especially as I have coarse hair, bitch, getting fucking ingrown hairs up to my eyeballs is. I would hate it.
[10:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yes. I'm obsessed with that. It's so, so funny to me.
[10:47]
Monet X Change
Lux as well. Yes.
[10:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, yes.
[10:51]
Monet X Change
I want to go see Drag the Musical in New York. It's gotten wild. Like, I did one of the little first productions here at the Bourbon Room, and now they're New York. It's like a full, full, full production now. There's, like, so many people, so many costumes. It's, like, wild. Congratulations.
[11:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, wait, what are you talking about? Something I want to talk about before Harry.
[11:14]
Monet X Change
Glowing hair, it's gone.
[11:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if you're back. I told you I didn't want to go see them. They're at New World Stadium, which is so major to me.
[11:21]
Monet X Change
I told you the trick. You got to do this. You remember?
[11:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's like Ingo Bolo, but that shit don't work.
[11:28]
Monet X Change
Oh, and you and I, okay, two things we have to do, and I'm trying to invite you, I'm trying to do this, but sometimes you make it really hard. You and I have to go see Whoopi and Annie.
[11:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I've already got my tickets.
[11:41]
Monet X Change
I literally mentioned in the podcast, I was like, bobby, let's go together.
[11:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
You like?
[11:44]
Monet X Change
Yeah. And now you just got them without me money.
[11:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I knew about it before Kennedy and I have been working on this before you ever mentioned it. I was like, yeah, girl, I want to go to.
[11:53]
Monet X Change
So when I mentioned the podcast, why
[11:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
didn't say, oh, yeah, Kenny and everything,
[11:55]
Monet X Change
you were like, oh, yeah, that sounds fun.
[11:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
It does sound fun. You wanna come when I go? Alfredo's coming to la.
[12:03]
Monet X Change
For what?
[12:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
To hang out with me. Anyway, since you need to know everything Alfredo's doing in his life and why, I guess you need to know all
[12:11]
Monet X Change
the reasons why Alfredo makes a decision that's kind of. Kind of crazy.
[12:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Alfredo's coming to see me, and then I'm gonna go back to New York with him and I'm gonna see Annie.
[12:22]
Monet X Change
Nigga, what day?
[12:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Somewhere between the 16th, 17th and 18th. Well, you said you got tickets.
[12:27]
Monet X Change
What day did you get tickets for, Bob?
[12:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember. And you can't. You have all. You have it.
[12:33]
Monet X Change
You don't have it in your ticket.
[12:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. No, that's fine.
[12:37]
Monet X Change
I'll go.
[12:37]
Jacob
I'll.
[12:37]
Monet X Change
I'll go with. I'. I'll go without further.
[12:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. If you're not willing to wait for the times. If waiting. If you're not willing to just wait a little bit.
[12:47]
Monet X Change
Wait. Come and pop some food on this plate. I ain't going to the gym, B. I ain't lifting no weight. Look at me, I'm sick ning.
[12:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[12:55]
Monet X Change
I'm sickening. Ooh, bitch, I may be fat, but you ugly. And I can lose weight.
[12:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know about Bria and Shay now?
[13:03]
Monet X Change
What?
[13:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
So Bria and Shay are these two women who are on the autism spectrum. And they are. They used to be part of this. This YouTube, this TikTok page called like World Mental Health, but now it's called Brie and Shea, I believe. And Shay is the one who's more verbal and Bria is. Is. I don't think Bria is fully non verbal, but. But she doesn't talk as much as Shea does. And have you not heard that? Like my own grande shirt? No, what happened was Bria did something to Shay. And Shay's looking at the camera, she's like. She hurt me with my. With my own. With my Ariana Grande shirt on. And then she got mad at Bria so she hit her. And then Bria started like stimming really hard and then like, it became a lot stimming, like where you, like, do a certain motion or activity to over to like when you're feeling overstimulated. And anyway, Shay just got a makeover on TikTok and I was fully gagged. Now this means nothing to you because you're not. See, you don't know any of these people, so I might as well just be talking about, you know, Flim Flam and Joseph because you don't know anything about them. I don't know Flim Flam, but you don't know Joseph.
[14:09]
Monet X Change
I don't know.
[14:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
But anyway, if y', all, if you are familiar with them and the page World Mental Health, go check out Shay's makeover is gaggy.
[14:20]
Monet X Change
Like, why is it gaggy?
[14:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
She just looks so good. Like, she just looks really amazing. Like, she looks stunning. And I think it's just such a stark contrast to her look before. I'll tell you more about it later.
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Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
And breathe.
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Monet X Change
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[16:06]
Monet X Change
jacob, are you currently at your. Your apartment?
[16:08]
Jacob
I'm at my studio, yeah.
[16:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Or they got a blanket on. I woke up this morning assuming that Cameo was just gone, like asleep, because he normally is.
[16:24]
Shannon Maldonado
Bitch.
[16:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
I am leaving the apartment. Camion's coming back from a workout. I Said, oh, my goodness.
[16:30]
Monet X Change
Good for Camion.
[16:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was shook.
[16:32]
Monet X Change
Maybe you inspired him.
[16:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was shook. Not that he's working out. Camion works out. I was shook that it was in the. Am I gagged? I fully gagged.
[16:44]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Wait, hold on one second. What the fuck? This nigga just opened my door. This man doing his thing. He knocked on the door. No one answered. He just opened it. What if I was in here naked? What if I what? What if I had dick swimming around? He just opened the door.
[16:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like he knew it is a glass door.
[16:59]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but he literally like this. He's in heels and he open. He didn't. He don't know what he was looking at. I think it's so bright outside, you can't really tell sometimes.
[17:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
So he knocked and then opened and didn't wait for the answer?
[17:10]
Monet X Change
No.
[17:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's. That's that whole. That's that hotel room service knock. Not room attendant knock.
[17:17]
Monet X Change
Room attendant knock.
[17:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, knock, knock, open. You know.
[17:21]
Monet X Change
You know what a concept I don't really understand. Turn down service. So they clean your room in the day and they come back a little for turn on service. To turn on services to what is to just turn your blankets off so you can get into bed easier.
[17:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think turn down service is like a miniature version of a full room clean. They'll replace your towels, they'll make your bed, and they'll put a chocolate on the bed. On the. I think
[17:47]
Monet X Change
turn down for what?
[17:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you can turn it down, which is why they're like, no, thank you, I don't need it. I think maybe that's why they call
[17:55]
Monet X Change
it turn down service, because they turn your bed linens down. I didn't really like, turn down. Like, oh, like I can re. I can.
[18:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
In a hotel, a turn down service is the preparation of a room for a guest to sleep. Maybe you're right to sleep light, slightly turning back the comforter on the bed, turning down the lights and so on. Turn down service performed in the early evening. The turndown service will also pull the drapes and put out a light.
[18:22]
Monet X Change
That's how you know you're in a fancy hotel. When I get knocked over for turn down, I'm like, oh, we, we, we, we, we, we really out here.
[18:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
We out here.
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Monet X Change
We out here.
[18:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
They do it on a lot of. A lot of cruises, too.
[18:35]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. So Bob offered me to go on a cruise with him, and I can't go on. I'm very jealous. A lot of. A lot of things. I'm very jealous and Very annoyed by.
[18:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
And it's coming good.
[18:43]
Monet X Change
I'm happy. I'm happy for him.
[18:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you gag?
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Monet X Change
I would not get. Because there's no way I'm literally going somewhere with him. That's why I can't go. So this wouldn't make any sense.
[18:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you would get. So that would. That was. That's the reason why you should gag the most. Anyway, that sounds fun. I ain't got nothing. I'll cancel it. I had a little something, but I'm gonna cancel it.
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Monet X Change
Imagine. But reason. I'm not going because I'm going somewhere with Andy, which I'm very happy to
[19:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
go with Andy, but that's why it would be gaggy.
[19:13]
Jacob
If.
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Monet X Change
I've been trying to. Bob has been trying to get me to go on a. And I've been trying to go on a cruise with Bob for literally years at this point. It just never worked.
[19:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I've offered several times and Monet says no.
[19:21]
Monet X Change
Literally every time. Twice.
[19:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is the second time I feel like I've offered more than twice.
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Monet X Change
No, you've offered twice. Bob. I don't know. Such a freak.
[19:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anytime I go on a cruise, you're welcome to come. They always give me extra rooms every time. Giorgio's coming with me.
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Monet X Change
Oh, I love Solomon.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's coming.
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Monet X Change
Solomon's so funny. He had. He. After the election, he had a really funny reel. It was like, be a. Be a. Obviously, he's. Yeah, yeah, he's very funny.
[19:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Y' all should check out Solomon Giorgio.
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Monet X Change
So Gregorio, you know, he's. He's West Indian.
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Bob the Drag Queen
No, he's Ethiopian.
[20:02]
Monet X Change
I thought Sam was with Indian. I thought his Guyanese.
[20:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Solomon is from Ethiopia.
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Monet X Change
Are you sure he's not Guyanese? Bob?
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Bob the Drag Queen
We can call him and ask. I'm pretty sure he's Ethiopian, but we can. We can find out.
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Monet X Change
You know what, Bob? He could be both Ethiopian and Guyanese.
[20:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, he could be. We're about to find out in one second. This feels like a crazy question to call someone and ask is it is us Indian or African?
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Monet X Change
Ethiopia is west. Is East Africa.
[20:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
If this continues by. No one asks for Bob theory, I'm just gonna jump.
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Monet X Change
I'm gonna walk into traffic over to the ocean.
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Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna walk into the ocean and never come back. Hey, guys, this has been really fun. Thank you so much for coming from.
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Jacob
It's not easy to pinpoint where la based comedian Solomon Giorgio is from. His family is Ethiopia.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, pause it before you read it. Pause it before you read It. I just want to know that he grew up in Seattle, and I'm pretty sure he's Ethiopian. All right, go ahead.
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Jacob
His family is Ethiopian, but he was born in a refugee camp in Sudan. The family traveled to St. Louis and then on to Fresno, but then they
[21:11]
Monet X Change
moved to Seattle, which, if you know. If. If you know, you know, Ethiopia is considered Little Guyana.
[21:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the year of just saying stuff.
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Monet X Change
If you know, you know.
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Jacob
And I'm also.
[21:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm almost positive Ethiopia is larger than Guyana. So why would it be Little Guyana?
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Monet X Change
That's the question we all have. We don't know.
[21:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. That's like calling Mexico Little Cuba.
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Monet X Change
It's crazy.
[21:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Although I don't think the size disparity is quite the same. Mexico is gigantic compared to Cuba.
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Monet X Change
Mexico is huge. If you had. Okay, I know. And I know you do not want to. Okay, I know you do not want to, but if you had to move to another country, where would you go? I don't want to learn a new
[21:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
language, so I would go somewhere that they speak English as their primary language. I've never. I've never been to South Africa, but I know English is their. Is their primary language there. I find London to be an interesting place, and I find Toronto to be an interesting place.
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Monet X Change
This pronounced Toronto. People who just listen to that. I am sorry. That was bother. Drag me off.
[22:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pronounce that. Yeah.
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Monet X Change
I always said if I did, I could see myself living in London. I could see myself. I would like to go to. But London gets too. But actually, I don't feel like London gets. I don't know where it is on the latitude and longitude of it all, but I know it doesn't get as cold as New York. I feel so I could stomach London. I would never want to go. I don't know. I do not want to move somewhere super cold. Again. Like, I would not like to move somewhere where it snows a lot. I just. I just don't want that for me. So it would have to be. I could do London. I could do. I could do Australia because it's so warm there. But they're just no black people, so that would really irritate me. And I think the third option would be.
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Bob the Drag Queen
God, I don't know. Wow. St. Lucia found dead. That's crazy.
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Monet X Change
No, I need a bigger country of St. Lucia. Where am I gonna work?
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Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you too big for St. Lucia.
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Monet X Change
Where am I gonna work?
[23:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
You too big for St. Lucia. Okay. Okay.
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Monet X Change
At least I'll show you. I could perform and do shows and shit in London, I could. When am I gonna perform and do shows, Bob? When I want to do. When I want my live fix.
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Bob the Drag Queen
You get on a plane and you go somewhere, bitch. How many shows are you doing in la?
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Monet X Change
Yeah, but it's easy to fly from la. You know how far. How hard it is to fly station from St. Lucia. It takes you a day, a full day to get we.
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Bob the Drag Queen
So you too good for St. Lucia now?
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Monet X Change
Anyways, so.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Third one. You know, the. This Olympic gold medalist. She has a place in St. Lucia.
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Monet X Change
You know what?
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Jacob
You know.
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Monet X Change
You know who didn't get one in St. Lucia? Me.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's not like you.
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Monet X Change
Don't.
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Jacob
You.
[24:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Your family literally owns one.
[24:04]
Monet X Change
Owns what? A St. Lucia.
[24:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she said. Monet said one. Mon said a home. We own half the island.
[24:14]
Monet X Change
And Julia, Ms. Ann, she. She Ms. Alfred. I'm sure her family has properties in this as well. You are loving these. You are.
[24:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Come and let's play together.
[24:28]
Monet X Change
A reboot. They're not.
[24:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. That was a fan made thing.
[24:31]
Monet X Change
Oh, really?
[24:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. That was fan made. Yeah, girl.
[24:34]
Monet X Change
Patty doesn't send me the article. Everything. He's like, girl, look what's happening. He was Patty versus
[24:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
RuPaul's Drag Race again. What was it?
[24:42]
Monet X Change
Oh, wow. Presents. Plus
[24:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
that person is on our Patreon, by the way.
[24:48]
Monet X Change
I know they commented. I saw.
[24:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, you got me, girl. At least what I saw, I said it was. It wasn't true. Maybe. Maybe I also just read a. Read a few things. I didn't really go into it. Into a deep dive into it not being real.
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Monet X Change
You know what, y', all then you know, that's his record. Bobby. Bobby, the queen of misinformation on here.
[25:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. You're literally the one who reports from WOW presence. Gullah. Gullah island is celebrating its 30th anniversary.
[25:12]
Monet X Change
Yes. And Gullah Gullah the Portal is scheduled to premiere in late 2025.
[25:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
It is happening according to what reputable site? Just put your foot. Are we gonna find out that Binya. Binya Polly Walk was never real. And this kid is, like, having a mental breakdown.
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Monet X Change
I didn't watch Gullah. I didn't, like, watch it, like, in one of the shows. It popped on, like, I maybe, like, would catch a little piece of it. It wasn't a show. I was like. It wasn't appointment television for me as a kid.
[25:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Appointment. I watched pretty hardcore.
[25:43]
Monet X Change
Did you really?
[25:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I love Gullah. Gullah Island. Binging Bing. Your Paliwa was my homie.
[25:49]
Monet X Change
Wow.
[25:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I Also was really big into. What was the show. It was this guy who teach you how to drive. He was like an old man, and he draws. And I think the old man was played by a woman, but I can't remember for sure. But it's this old guy, and he teaches you how to draw. He's like a hillbilly with, like, a big beard and everything.
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Monet X Change
I don't know,
[26:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
kids. What's Jacob?
[26:13]
Jacob
Happy Land.
[26:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pappyland. Yeah, Pappy. Pappy. What? You try to draw?
[26:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, no, I didn't. I don't know. Pappy also. I don't know.
[26:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pappy was eating. Yep.
[26:25]
Advertisement Voice
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[26:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Pepe is a real old man, actually. I don't know if he's really old or not, but all I remember is that Pappy used to teach us how to draw. And it was just like. I learned to draw a lot of stuff through Pappyland.
[26:35]
Monet X Change
Like what? Do not prove it. Draw something.
[26:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, when you fall out of practice, you know how it is. It's like singing. You fall out of practice, you lose some of your skills. But if I refine it, if I watch a couple episodes of Pappyland, like, there was. I went through, you know, how I was in a Bob Ross era, and I was actually pretty good at painting for, like, a solid six months.
[26:53]
Monet X Change
But you know who. Let me show you what she wasn't good at?
[26:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
What? Walking like somebody. Auntie.
[27:02]
Monet X Change
You know, Gustill won this challenge, baby.
[27:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, because you were. You were channeling anger. What, bitch?
[27:11]
Monet X Change
Yours is the angry one.
[27:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you were. No, you were channeling your anger through your art, and it ended up doing something because you was in a mood again. A mood
[27:21]
Monet X Change
that day. I want to. I want. Can y' all watching this? Can y' all decide? Look at which one and tell me which one you like better. Let's just get another one.
[27:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are we not. Get what? We're supposed to send those to somebody.
[27:32]
Monet X Change
I don't know what we're supposed to do with these damn things.
[27:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, they gonna be sitting in a corner. Send them out.
[27:40]
Monet X Change
Okay. Okay. So appointment television for me as a kid was X Y.
[27:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
What is appointment television?
[27:48]
Monet X Change
Like, I made sure I watched it every week.
[27:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I got it.
[27:51]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Was X Men, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Roly Poly Oli. What else was. I needed to watch? Oh, hey, Arnold. Although I think when I was watching it was reboots at that point. I don't know if it was current. I don't remember. And what else was. Rugrats was a big thing. For me to watch, too. And. Oh, ah, Real Monsters. I loved. Ah, Real Monsters.
[28:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Our old monsters was really great. Who's your. Who's your favorite of the.
[28:18]
Monet X Change
Of the three monsters? The girl. The lady with the eyeballs? No, the black and white striped one. Her.
[28:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you don't remember her name?
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Monet X Change
I don't remember. Do you remember her name?
[28:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oblina. Was it Oblina? Do you remember the one. Do you remember the one who. Do you remember where her powers were?
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Monet X Change
No.
[28:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
She would do these, like, crazy, like, faces and stuff, and then, like, she would, like. Do you remember the red one? Do you remember his name?
[28:42]
Monet X Change
Uh, no.
[28:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you watch the show? Did you watch show. Tamar? His name was Ickis.
[28:47]
Monet X Change
You remember Ickis power? No, Ickis Power.
[28:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
He would grow.
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Monet X Change
Really?
[28:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
And the one who held his eyes, you remember his name?
[28:56]
Monet X Change
He was Crumb.
[28:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Crumb. And Crumb.
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Monet X Change
I identified with Crumb.
[29:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I felt like Crumb was really smelly and he would roll his eyes around.
[29:06]
Monet X Change
Oh, that's Bob. That's what we need to do for costumes. One year.
[29:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
We need one more. Jacob.
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Jacob
Jacob.
[29:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob. Jacob. Jacob gives Olena. No, Jacob.
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Monet X Change
I'm Oblina.
[29:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you're Crumb.
[29:18]
Monet X Change
We just.
[29:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
You already said you were Crumb.
[29:20]
Monet X Change
No, I want to be Oblita.
[29:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
To be honest, I'm actually. I give or Oblina energy. Jacob gives Ickus energy because he can.
[29:27]
Monet X Change
Because he's small. He can grow.
[29:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, because Ickis was, like, the scared one. Icus was always nervous.
[29:34]
Monet X Change
I'm not be. I'm not my motherfucking crime. You be crime. I'm not being fucking crime.
[29:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
He just said you were crumbling.
[29:40]
Monet X Change
I said I had the energy. I did not give it, though. I had the energy. I didn't give the. Crumb.
[29:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not Oblena.
[29:45]
Monet X Change
I am Obelina.
[29:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
What about you as Oblina?
[29:48]
Monet X Change
This is why we can't do a concoction together. Because we can't agree.
[29:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
What about you as Oblina?
[29:55]
Monet X Change
The fashion read, iconary. The beauty. I'm Oblina.
[30:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
One of us famously wears black and white, and it's not you. You famously wear black and white more than you do. Have you heard of houndstooth? Have you heard of. Have you heard of houndstooth? Famously.
[30:15]
Monet X Change
Famously. Okay, now, famously, words have meaning. Girl, you can't just throw a word.
[30:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I am literally associated with houndstooth.
[30:22]
Monet X Change
You're not. You're not.
[30:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not associated with Houndstooth.
[30:28]
Monet X Change
No, man.
[30:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy.
[30:34]
Monet X Change
You're not. Can y' all comment below if you think Baba's associated with Hanounc of Course. And you know what?
[30:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. No, no.
[30:39]
Monet X Change
Because the baba's gonna be like, yeah. Bobba has.
[30:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait. So they can comment below. But only comment below if you agree with Monet. Is that what you want? Only comment below if you agree with Monet.
[30:47]
Monet X Change
The bobba has a drink in the koolaid and they're gonna be sounded off and then they're completely.
[30:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, y'.
[30:51]
Shannon Maldonado
All.
[30:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Only comment below if you agree with Monet. X change, please. That's crazy.
[30:57]
Monet X Change
You do want.
[30:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You think you're famous to celebrate apples. But I'm not famous to show with houndstooth.
[31:01]
Monet X Change
That's wild. Let's take a break. Cause I need one.
[31:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, same.
[31:12]
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[32:38]
Monet X Change
I thought oranges were your new thing. So now, so now you completely abandoned oranges because you realize that that was a. That was a. A futile mission. And now you are.
[32:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
I still like oranges. I didn't say it was my thing. I said I like oranges. I still do this day. I like oranges.
[32:49]
Monet X Change
You look so saturated. I feel like you're so saturated. I'm over here. I look dull as hell. What's going on?
[32:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I'm wearing oil. I'm wearing shea butter.
[33:01]
Jacob
It's probably also just the camera you're using.
[33:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm using. I'm using like a Sony, like a nice Sony camera. Using a webcam.
[33:10]
Monet X Change
I'm using a MacBook pro.
[33:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
So when I type in Bob the Drag Queen, let's see how long it takes before you see houndstooth. Okay, I'm still scrolling.
[33:27]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah,
[33:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
there it is. Houndstooth clocked.
[33:40]
Monet X Change
Not a sulking clock, Bobby. Guys, what the Grammys?
[33:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Shout out to Duran Bernard, who was nominated for a Grammy this year.
[33:49]
Monet X Change
I know. Congratulations to Duran. So well deserving. He is such a. He's such an inspiration. I just love Duran and he's just so unapologetic himself and so hot and so fierce and so pretty and all the things love. Love Duran. Love Duran.
[34:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
You ever seen Durand Bernard live?
[34:04]
Monet X Change
I'd never seen him live.
[34:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw him in Paris.
[34:08]
Monet X Change
I remember when you want to. When you were on Madonna. Yep.
[34:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a bad.
[34:12]
Monet X Change
And I'm. That. That's not true. I'm lying. When I.
[34:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
When I.
[34:16]
Monet X Change
When he performed at the LG BT center gala, when they honored. Yeah, when they honored Kiki Palmer, he performed and he was amazing. Me and Peppermint were on our feet going. Going up. He was so. He's so entertaining.
[34:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
I gotta see. I gotta say, whole. Not that it's not a competition, but I got to see a whole concert, so I had a better experience than you did because you didn't get to see the fleet. But I'm playing. But I mean, obviously Dream is always performing. I don't think it's going to be slowing down anytime soon.
[34:42]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[34:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
And y' all a truly phenomenal and very camp, very sexy, very talented vocal. Yeah.
[34:53]
Monet X Change
Yeah. There's a video on TikTok of Chloe Bailey. Like, the announcement comes off and she's like, you know, I'm going to record this video regardless if I get a nomination or not. I'm just going to go ahead and do this and. She doesn't get any nominations for Grammys.
[35:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did she cry?
[35:09]
Monet X Change
She didn't cry, but she was like, I'm gonna record this and keep it up here, regardless of what. And. Yeah, so. But I don't. I'm not seeing a lot of snubbery around Chloe Bailey. No shade.
[35:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Have any influences been nominated for any grammars?
[35:24]
Monet X Change
I don't think so.
[35:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, would you consider Pentatonix influencers?
[35:29]
Monet X Change
No. I mean, they were art. They were music artists way before they were influenced.
[35:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
But they do a lot of online. They're very onliney.
[35:34]
Monet X Change
But after, like, they were famous and popping before that.
[35:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think that's because that show they were on was probably before.
[35:43]
Monet X Change
What show was it to America's Got Talent?
[35:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it was an Acapella singing show.
[35:49]
Monet X Change
Oh, I didn't know that.
[35:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I cannot remember the name of it, but it was an acapella singing show. But they're kind of influenced here a little bit. Like, a little.
[36:01]
Monet X Change
I mean, I. I don't see them on social media that much. Like, I'm friends with Scott and them, but I don't. Maybe they're just not coming across my for you page or, like, they're not
[36:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
coming across mine either. But I see a lot of my friends collabing with them, and then I see them pop up when my friends collab with them. Yeah, they're kind of in that, like, Todrick hall, like, talent slash influencer world, you know?
[36:24]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Do you think. Are you. Are you upset for Nikki? Do you think Nikki got snubbed for Finn Friday?
[36:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she's gonna get a nomination anyway.
[36:34]
Monet X Change
Did you not think the album was worth it?
[36:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Nikki just doesn't get Oscar. She doesn't get a Grammy. She doesn't get Grammy.
[36:40]
Monet X Change
I wonder what that is.
[36:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because she's apparently. Apparently she's been blacklisted because of her performance of Roman Holiday. Something about that whole thing, you have to go. There's a whole deep dive. I watched years ago about how they told her not to do it, but she did it in any way and yada yada, yada. And ever since then, she's never been nominated again since then, and she's never going to win, apparently.
[36:58]
Monet X Change
Really?
[37:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. So I did not think she's going to. She's going to get nominated.
[37:03]
Monet X Change
Anything. There were that. Because it was. What? Because it was, like, sacrilegious.
[37:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
I really can't remember. There's a whole thing about how they didn't want her to do it, but she wanted to do it and she demanded to do it and beep beep boop and bop bop borp. And now she's apparently been blacklisted from the Grammys.
[37:20]
Monet X Change
Interesting. Interesting. What about Katy Perry? I don't listen to Katy Perry's album at all, so I can't comment on it.
[37:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it out already?
[37:26]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Katy's Perry. Katy Perry's Katy Perry's album came out?
[37:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, girl, I cannot believe it's not no nominations.
[37:32]
Monet X Change
I mean, to be fair, I don't even know the single she had on it. To be from being very honest, I
[37:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
didn't even hear it. Wait, wait, what did you say?
[37:38]
Jacob
It came out a while ago.
[37:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do Kitty Kitty. Nominations.
[37:42]
Monet X Change
Can you sing any song? Do you know any song from it?
[37:43]
Jacob
I mean, I do Because I'm a kitty cat.
[37:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Sexy, confident,
[37:49]
Monet X Change
so intelligent.
[37:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
She is heaven sent. She's so smart. She's so strong. She's a woman. She's one. Yeah.
[38:05]
Monet X Change
How do I know Less of the melody now that you're saying it.
[38:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's because you don't have a good ear. When they do your foot. Tell them to fix your hearing too.
[38:16]
Monet X Change
I will pick one. One that I think is a 1000% snub. Not that this is a pretty great album. I think Ariana got snubbed for Eternal Sunshine. Eternal Sunshine was a beautiful album and she 100% is snubbed.
[38:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
This. Let's just be friends. Yeah. Oh, we.
[38:35]
Monet X Change
We can't be friends.
[38:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I saw that video and it was really good. It was a really gaggy music video.
[38:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a little. It's. It's gagging. Also, she put out the live version of it too, which is also really brilliant. Ariana, it won. Is 1000% snub. She deserves to get a nomination.
[38:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Speaking of snubs, if this next video does not get an Oscar snub, I'll be gagged. Did you watch my ear wax removal video?
[38:57]
Monet X Change
No, I'm not watching that. I wouldn't know.
[39:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I want to say out loud that I trusted you all and I told you it was crazy and I gave a lot of forewarning and some of you watched it and judged me anyway. And how they were like, I knew it was crazy, but this is crazy, Bob. And I was like, okay, I told y' all it was crazy. Why you gagging?
[39:23]
Monet X Change
I was cause the chill.
[39:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
But bitch, I can hear what you're
[39:25]
Monet X Change
about to say in three minutes now,
[39:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
baby, my hearing is in the future, honey. Of you can't talk about. You can't talk behind my back anymore. So those are wondering. I did a. I did one of those ear camera videos and I cleaned out my ear and I. And I just told everyone. I was like, if you want, I'll post a video. I put a. I put a poll up and it was a landslide victory triggered and I posted it and then I got judged.
[39:56]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I can't watch that. I can't watch stuff like that.
[39:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
How many people have watched that video?
[39:59]
Monet X Change
Let me see.
[39:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hold on, Holiday.
[40:00]
Monet X Change
It's too much for me. It's pretty graphic.
[40:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I want you know that I would watch yours if you wanted me to.
[40:06]
Monet X Change
And I'm very happy for you. I will not be doing that for you.
[40:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Crazy. You can't do that for your sissy poo.
[40:15]
Monet X Change
No.
[40:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Damn. I'm not your sissy poo no more.
[40:21]
Monet X Change
No, you civia.
[40:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you say you do anything for me. Now I can't get you to watch your Earwax video.
[40:25]
Monet X Change
I used to keywords. Used to.
[40:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone said Monet's accent's about to hit different after this.
[40:35]
Monet X Change
That's funny.
[40:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're gonna be able to hear colors.
[40:43]
Monet X Change
Good. Because he sure can't see him. You can't.
[40:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, guys. Thank you so much for coming. I have to go. I have to go. This is crazy.
[40:55]
Monet X Change
Are these still the earrings that you have? Like, 89. 89 pairs of them.
[40:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a lot of these earrings. A lot.
[41:01]
Monet X Change
I cannot.
[41:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why.
[41:03]
Monet X Change
That specific earring? Why were you like, ooh, that one. I'm gonna get a hundred pairs of them.
[41:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
So it's not. I have a lot of earrings that I have a lot of pairs of. This is just one of those earrings, and these are just probably the most recognizable of them. And it was from this place in Koreatown that doesn't exist anymore. And you'd buy earrings, but you had to buy them in bulk. So the pack was, like, 20 bucks. But you would get, like, literally 60
[41:25]
Monet X Change
earrings, 60 pairs, or literally 30.
[41:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Literally 60 pairs.
[41:31]
Monet X Change
That's insane. How big is the bag?
[41:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't have the bag anymore now. I just. And I've dwindled down now I think I maybe have, like, 10 pair left.
[41:39]
Monet X Change
You thinking I only have about 100 pair left?
[41:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I have this thing that I always thought would be so charming to go buy these earrings in bulk. And then at the end of each show, I give someone in the audience my earrings.
[41:54]
Monet X Change
Do you give one person the pair or you give two different people?
[41:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
I give one person the pair.
[41:59]
Monet X Change
Why not give it to. No, no. Why not give one person a piece?
[42:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's cuter to give one person the pair because then. Then they can actually wear them.
[42:07]
Monet X Change
Because then here's the thing. What you should do is, like, add something on them. And then the people. Now, they have to try to find each other, like, across the world. Like, you just, like, put random things, and then, I don't know, in, like, 10 years. 10, 20 years, you're like a big drag queen show, and a bunch of these people who, like, your biggest fans, have these earrings, and then you're like, do you have the piece with two? And they're like, oh, my God. And that's another moment you're creating by
[42:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
you, like, that's a really interesting concept.
[42:32]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think that could be cool.
[42:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Sometimes when I'm at the Delta Lounge, I will put a card of mine in the book and I'll take a video of it and be like, hey, guys, if you're at this, I'll write like, much love to you with a headshot and put it inside of one of the books.
[42:49]
Monet X Change
They have books in the lounge? Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is gonna. I know.
[42:53]
Jacob
This is.
[42:53]
Monet X Change
This is only to a certain demographic of people. I get it, bitch. These new Delta One lounges,
[43:01]
Jacob
girl,
[43:04]
Monet X Change
they are lit.
[43:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
My N just called y' all poor.
[43:06]
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
[43:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
They are lit.
[43:08]
Monet X Change
They are lit, but they have full. I am in there, and I'm the fat.
[43:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
The type of fat bitch.
[43:14]
Monet X Change
I'm ordering everything off the menu, and I'll get deleted my order.
[43:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was like, are you dining? You're just picking company.
[43:21]
Monet X Change
Are you dining with anyone else? That's crazy.
[43:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Domino's used to say that to me, and I don't like that shit. The worst ever happened to me. Years ago, I called Domino's. They just picked up the phone and said, the regular. They said, hey, Caldwell, the regular or what? I said, oh, my God. That's like the episode.
[43:41]
Monet X Change
Yes, that's like the episode of Sex and the City when Miranda is ordering Chinese food. And then she would get the same thing every night. So then she, like, calls in the night and she's like, hi, can I have that in the girls. I know. Brown sauce and a thing. And Miranda goes into this whole spiral. She's like, oh, my God. Like, I'm so predictable. I'm so boring that my Chinese food delivery lady laughed at my order. And turns out the lady wasn't laughing at her order. She just laughs like she does Bob's favorite thing. People that just laugh at the end of their sentences. You know, Bob loves. The thing is, you do that, and everyone knows the queen you're talking about because you're laughing just like them, but she does it.
[44:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't dislike the queen, but she just laughs at the end of her words.
[44:26]
Monet X Change
It drives me crazy.
[44:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
I like her. She knows I love her.
[44:30]
Monet X Change
Why does it drive you crazy?
[44:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. It's just a nervous tic that drives me crazy.
[44:34]
Monet X Change
I don't know why.
[44:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have an explanation for it. Just like she probably doesn't have an explanation for why she does it. It just is something about him. Like, why is it.
[44:39]
Monet X Change
What? What?
[44:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
When someone says something that's not a joke. And they start laughing. I'm like, why are we laughing? Like, I don't.
[44:50]
Advertisement Voice
I don't.
[44:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't like when people smile for no reason. But that's because you're not.
[44:54]
Monet X Change
Because you don't smile even for reasons when folks.
[44:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
You be sitting around like, Bob, no
[45:00]
Monet X Change
one is sitting around smiling like that.
[45:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
People do it. People do it. So we're just sitting there around.
[45:08]
Monet X Change
People do it. People do it.
[45:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, they do.
[45:11]
Monet X Change
I feel like I've never encountered this person.
[45:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, you swear because you've never seen it. Don't happen. You swear that either. If you've never seen it, it either doesn't happen, or it only happens in the South. Those are your two claims. Always and forever, Alyssa Edwards.
[45:23]
Monet X Change
Wait, what? Edwards. What?
[45:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, always and forever, Alyssa Edwards.
[45:27]
Monet X Change
So on the. On the podcast episode, you couldn't be as with Kim Chi, And I think Kim Chi has talked me into not doing an ad feature.
[45:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not doing what?
[45:36]
Monet X Change
An Architectural Digest feature on my home.
[45:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would love. I didn't watch episode. I would love to know what Kim said that me and Jackie Aina could not say to you. Me and Jackie Aina together combined. Could not convince you.
[45:50]
Monet X Change
Kim just had. She made a rational point. She was like, monet, a lot of people who are doing ad, I think they're selling their homes. So, like. So they don't care about, like, if people see what. Cause they're selling their homes anyway. And I was like, that's a good point. Like, I'm not. I haven't planned to sell my home. At least I'm not anytime soon. So I'm pretty much giving someone a layout of my home.
[46:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
It sounds like Kim said what me and Jackie A.
[46:12]
Monet X Change
Were saying. You didn't say the selling thing, though. You said.
[46:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't mention the selling. But what I'm saying is, like. But Kim was saying, from a safety standpoint, it doesn't matter to them because they're moving. Right.
[46:27]
Monet X Change
But.
[46:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, I'm glad you're not doing it, which is crazy, because me. And also this idea that you're just like. I'm just doing arc. Like, the arc. Did they reach out?
[46:36]
Monet X Change
Yeah, with my pharmacist, and he's, by
[46:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
the way, come to my house. Film the curb, film the home, film
[46:42]
Monet X Change
the number on the door. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it from. I wouldn't do it from the curb.
[46:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's how they do it. Monet, have you watched Architectural Digest? They walk in from the street. It's like, cribs.
[46:51]
Monet X Change
No, I've seen different ones like you, like Orville packs. They start like they're at his door. They're not like on the streets or anything, like, at his door, but the out.
[47:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Showing the outside of your house is crazy. Showing the outside forward facing of your house is insane to me.
[47:09]
Monet X Change
Mm, not so much. For me it is.
[47:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Showing someone your front door is all they need for someone to be like, I know. I know exactly where that is clocked.
[47:18]
Monet X Change
I'm not a fault.
[47:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I told you. Some of these drag race girls be getting people at their houses, bothering them, and they don't know why. I can't figure it out.
[47:28]
Monet X Change
I mean, Trixie fully on.
[47:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Trixie has her whole shit out and people harass her.
[47:34]
Monet X Change
Alyssa has her whole shit out, I don't think.
[47:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
And people harass her.
[47:37]
Monet X Change
No. Alyssa isn't a gated community, though.
[47:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, drag Trixie. That's crazy. Ate Trixie's ass with that one, honey. You see? No, Alyssa's in a gated community. She's not doing that bum bitch shit like the broke ass Trixie Mattel.
[47:49]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
[47:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Famously broke.
[47:51]
Monet X Change
Yeah, you know. You know, Trixie just broke as fuck.
[47:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Famously broke.
[47:54]
Monet X Change
Broken, bald. There's a clip going around of Trixie and Katya. And Trixie is, like, having, like, a real sentimental sweet moment with Katya. She was like, boyfriend is saying, like, you're the only person I thought about. I just love what we have. I love doing our thing together. I'm like, they want to be us so bad. They want to have the bond that we have so bad.
[48:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy.
[48:15]
Monet X Change
They want to be us so bad. Did you see this clip I'm talking about? No, I've not seen this clip. And, like. And like, and. But, like, Hacha is so uncomfortable. She's like, wait, stop looking at me like that. She's like, no. Katrina's like, no. Oh, really? Like, when I come away, I just, like, thought. I just love.
[48:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just.
[48:31]
Monet X Change
I miss doing our thing, and I love doing our thing. I'm like, this is so similar. Recoded. This is so similar. Recoded. Am I lying?
[48:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I have not seen the clip, so I can't comment on it.
[48:43]
Monet X Change
But we.
[48:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
You and I do have a lot of sentimental moments.
[48:46]
Monet X Change
Me more so than you.
[48:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Open Essence and Hall. Hall and close. They stop doing it.
[48:58]
Monet X Change
No.
[48:59]
Jacob
Yeah.
[49:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did they stop? Oh, they never. They never accepted our challenge either.
[49:05]
Monet X Change
I think Heidi did. I don't think Jada did. Jada may have been a little too.
[49:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jada want to do anything with us.
[49:10]
Monet X Change
I know.
[49:11]
Jacob
I don't think it's. I. I think it's. I think it's just Jada is sometimes hard to schedule with. I don't think it's us also.
[49:19]
Monet X Change
Don't us. Jade and I have done many things together. Don't usually. Like what? Like what? Jaden and I, we did All Stars 7 together. Jaden and I have done tours together. Jada and I have done gigs together.
[49:28]
Jacob
Remember there was that one piece of content we filmed, and we got a bunch of queens together, and everybody showed
[49:34]
Monet X Change
up except for Jada, because Bob was there.
[49:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, first of all, to be clear, All Star seven, she did not know you were going to be there when she showed up. Let's be clear. Yes. To quote Kamala Harris, Let me be clear. And for the tour, I'm talking about y' all two together. Y' all two not like you and you and 19 other queens. And Jada happens to be there. Have you seen this? What have you done? Like, for example, me and Heidi have done something together. Just us.
[50:03]
Monet X Change
What?
[50:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all do a video that never came out for YouTube. For her YouTube video.
[50:06]
Monet X Change
So it's not true. So it's just. So we just have to believe you.
[50:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I have footage. I have footage. I have raw footage. If I wanted to, I could upload it myself.
[50:14]
Monet X Change
Now, y' all know Jacob will use AI and make up footage of him involved.
[50:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob can vouch for me. Jacob was there when it happened.
[50:21]
Monet X Change
I'm not taking any vouchers from Jacob
[50:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
from you, because y' all have did my makeup about a couple years ago, but the video never came out.
[50:28]
Jacob
What happened was we were trying a new audio thing, and I it up and the audio just did not sound good. And I get stressed out by comments, and I just was like, ugh. If I spent all this time working on the video, everyone's just going to complain about the audio. And then I never got around to editing it.
[50:45]
Monet X Change
Oh, I remember this. I remember y' all filmed. And Bob was really angry. He's like, Monet, Jacob up the audio. I remember this.
[50:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Jacob. Jacob knows I don't have, you know, I don't know what they're coming on.
[50:55]
Jacob
I know who's telling the truth.
[50:56]
Monet X Change
Thank you. No, he's on me.
[51:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
We'll see. Well, girls, we shall see.
[51:04]
Monet X Change
Where is that from again?
[51:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Serena Cha Cha said it to the girls. And All Stars on season five.
[51:11]
Monet X Change
I want to have Serena Chacha on Monet talks. Do you think that. You think that would be too Controversial. I'm so intrigued. Interested.
[51:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why would it be controversial? Because the wig. Yeah, a lot of things.
[51:22]
Monet X Change
Yeah. They don't have a. They have a less than savory view and experience of Serena Cha Cha, and they're like, ugh, not her again. But I'm just so uncle.
[51:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hear about stuff like what happened with her wigs. I just assume that. I don't think anyone's scamming. I think the company just got overwhelmed. Like, I think people are not offering that level of, like, understanding. I don't think that Serena Cha Cha was out here, like, I'm gonna get you. I think that she is an independent person, like, working by herself, styling wigs. She's probably shipping them out by herself, you know, boxing and packaging them, driving them over. Like, let's say you have like 10 orders. You can't even fit 10 wigs in a car if you have boxes around the mall. And she probably just got overwhelmed, I think. Which is not. Which is not the fault of the people ordering. You should limit yourself to what you can. What you can supply.
[52:05]
Monet X Change
And I think it's also. We're talking about quality control as well. Wigs were ordered, and when they showed up are just not anything like what.
[52:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a Serena Cha Cha wig that I have had for years. I. I think I may have finally gotten rid of it, but it held up for a very long time. I Wore it to DragCon when I'm in a straight jacket. If you look at the pictures of me at Dragcon New York, I want to say 2014. In fact, this is the picture right here.
[52:30]
Monet X Change
No. No, it's not 2014, because I was there when you were. That's the year.
[52:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't remember the year, but I'm wearing it.
[52:34]
Monet X Change
I was on Drag Race. It had to been 2018.
[52:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, there we go. Yeah, that makes more sense. Oh. Cause I was on Drag Race 2014.
[52:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[52:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I. That wig was amazing. It lasted me a long time. But I'm not saying that Yalls experiences are invalid. I'm just saying that mine was legit. A great experience, like, legit.
[53:00]
Monet X Change
Also, I wanna remind you all that I am coming on tour. My tour, my show, Life Be Lifein' is coming across. I'm doing. These are the final days I'm doing of this show. And they're only in North America. Right. I am coming to Seattle, Portland, Oregon, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Denver, Philadelphia, Asheville, Boston, Portland, Maine, Washington, D.C. and I'm added new dates in Toronto, Vancou Bend, and Boise. So Come see me do life. Be lifein in America. I'm very excited about this show and I'm gonna be in Joe's Pub. We just announced these next week. So when you listen to or the 19th and 20th, I'm gonna be doing the last time I do this show in New York City, Joe's Pub, the 19th and 20th. So I'll see you all there. Honey,
[53:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
should I come back into the show? Has it changed?
[53:52]
Monet X Change
It has changed a lot, yeah.
[53:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I invited?
[53:58]
Monet X Change
I'm not doing this.
[54:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that a yes or no?
[54:02]
Monet X Change
No, you're not invited, Bob. In fact, there will be a thing at the door. If they see you, they should arrest you on site.
[54:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Shot on site. Can I tell you something that happened the other day? Someone that I like kind of know, like, kind of know DM me and was like, hey, can me and my friend come to your show tonight? To which I responded, everyone is welcome to come to my show. To which they responded, well, I need the details. To which I responded. I said, well, it's on my page, but here's a link. And then after the show, I said, did you enjoy the show?
[54:46]
Monet X Change
They didn't come.
[54:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they said, I didn't come.
[54:48]
Monet X Change
I can't. That's annoying.
[54:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
But what I'm saying is I thought they were like, give me a ticket.
[54:54]
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure.
[54:55]
Jacob
Yeah.
[54:55]
Monet X Change
That's.
[54:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it shady of me to be like, here's a link? No, of course you're welcome. Everyone. Everyone in the city's welcome.
[55:03]
Monet X Change
If you wanted to give him a ticket, you get him a ticket. That's how I feel. Like if I, like, if I don't offer you a ticket, like, don't. Unless you're like a really close friend. Right? You know what I mean?
[55:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, if you are a friend of mine and you call for a ticket, that is very. Someone who you and I have these transactions back and forth. I've done things for you, you've done things for me.
[55:22]
Monet X Change
Yeah, but like, if otherwise, no. And it's so audacious to do so and be like, hey, can I Like, no, no. That's so tacky.
[55:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Especially when they be like. When they be like. If you give them tickets, then they're like, and when is it? And where is it? And I'd be like. Like when people used to do this with Madonna and I used to always say, listen, I'm not trying to be funny, but literally 20,000 people found out where this show was. They found out when the show was. They found out how to get here. They Found out how to get tickets, and they all did it. 20,000 of them. And that's not even exactly. And that's just today. We've actually been here for three days. So actually, 60,000 people figured it out. 60,000.
[56:00]
Monet X Change
Yeah. It's a little hard.
[56:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like you can do this. It's not that hard.
[56:04]
Monet X Change
It's annoying.
[56:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
In fact, we did six shows in New York City, so in reality, we sold about 120,000 tickets in New York City. 120,000 people figured out how to do this. And you.
[56:13]
Shannon Maldonado
You.
[56:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't. You can't figure out where it is,
[56:15]
Monet X Change
what time it is, say their name.
[56:18]
Jacob
This.
[56:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
This was a lot of people. This is.
[56:20]
Jacob
Every.
[56:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Every time I went to. Every time I went to someone was like, how, when, when, when, when. When is it? Where is it? If you.
[56:28]
Advertisement Voice
If.
[56:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
If a. If a performer is in your town, if you just type in their name and the name of your town, I promise you the first result will be where it is, what it is, what time it is, how to get there, where you should park.
[56:39]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Even if you. Even if you don't know, if you want to know when that person might be coming to your town, just Google your town and their name, and you will see they're coming real quick.
[56:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do Monet X change Boise and see what shows up. It says, do not come. Do not come.
[56:56]
Monet X Change
Can you tell us something? Do what? That's one of my favorite bits with Andy. Him and I got into a fight, and we were doing that show in San Diego. And then so the day of, he was like, hey, so tell me about the details of the show. And I was. I wanted to send a common meme. Do not come. Did I.
[57:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you send it?
[57:14]
Monet X Change
I did it.
[57:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's funny, though. Monet. Change will be. Will be at the. Will be at Tree Fort Music hall on February 2, 2025.
[57:23]
Monet X Change
There we are.
[57:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was so easy.
[57:25]
Monet X Change
So easy.
[57:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is it shady of me to not to be like, here's a. Here's a link?
[57:29]
Monet X Change
No, I don't think that's shady.
[57:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
If.
[57:31]
Monet X Change
Especially it's not the coolest.
[57:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, if it's a.
[57:33]
Monet X Change
If it looks like Alfredo or like me, I'd be like, really, bitch? But also, I wouldn't even ask that, though. I would like. You know, I wouldn't come.
[57:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
How much it cost? Simon Exchange.
[57:44]
Monet X Change
He ain't selling.
[57:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me find out. You know how much these cost?
[57:49]
Monet X Change
I don't.
[57:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
$800.
[57:57]
Monet X Change
And that's just. And that's for the nosebleeds. Baby run and run it run a run and run it with the songs Run it, run it, run it running.
[58:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is this so expensive?
[58:04]
Monet X Change
Because it's my renaissance.
[58:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, guys, listen. Use my discount code. I can get you tickets for $42. Just go to the. Just go to the site like normal. But just, like, know that my voice is what's making the ticket cheap. I actually just applied my discount code over all the tickets, so now they are around 40 something dollars, which I think is probably better.
[58:22]
Monet X Change
You're such a benevolent, sweet, giving person.
[58:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's going to affect Monat's bottom line, but I don't care, to be honest. She has enough. You had enough.
[58:36]
Monet X Change
I'm gonna keep on saying it on record. I mean, not that that changes anything for us, because it was never done in the past. We need. We. We. When we. Are we into 2025? When you.
[58:45]
Jacob
When you.
[58:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
When you. Sometime when you. You ever had a dream? When you. You snippet.
[58:49]
Monet X Change
No, in 2025, we will be doing anything you can do. You just. They said one earlier and I forgot what it was. None of us wrote it down. Do you remember what it was?
[58:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
See?
[59:00]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. We are.
[59:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sleeping.
[59:04]
Monet X Change
Oh, sleeping.
[59:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to sleep more still than you.
[59:06]
Monet X Change
Do a running list. You don't have any.
[59:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I sleep more soundly than you.
[59:12]
Monet X Change
God, why didn't my Siri do that? It always freaks me out. Stop playing all songs.
[59:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Did she listen to everyone?
[59:20]
Monet X Change
Can you hear me?
[59:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Did she play everyone?
[59:23]
Monet X Change
No.
[59:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Siri, why do I get Bob play Bob the Drag Queen.
[59:27]
Monet X Change
There's nothing playing. Wait, stop. Sorry, guys.
[59:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why wouldn't. Hey, Siri play Bob the Drag Queen. Can y' all hear me? Yeah, I hear you perfectly.
[59:36]
Monet X Change
Siri, stop.
[59:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Does she listen to me? Okay, Siri play Bob the Drag Queen.
[59:44]
Monet X Change
No, she don't do that to you. Oh, my God, I hate that.
[59:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, wait. Alexa, play Bob the Drag Queen.
[59:52]
Monet X Change
No, she can hear you.
[59:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Alexa, play Bob the Drag Queen.
[59:58]
Advertisement Voice
This is Bob the Drag Queen from Spotify.
[60:05]
Monet X Change
Can you hear it?
[60:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Wrong bitch.
[60:09]
Monet X Change
Alexa, stop us.
[60:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why are you talking about like she a dog?
[60:16]
Monet X Change
Anything you can do? Wait, can we. Can we just do a list really quick?
[60:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, we have the shooting range.
[60:23]
Monet X Change
Shooting range. Hatchet flowing, throwing.
[60:25]
Jacob
Dick sucking.
[60:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hatchet throwing. What'd you say, Jacob?
[60:29]
Jacob
The dick sucking Monet?
[60:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet's too scared to do that one.
[60:34]
Monet X Change
Why am I too good to do that one?
[60:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you know you lose.
[60:37]
Monet X Change
Okay, bitch, you ain't gonna be sucking a dick that got a subdural implant. But I'm the one that's gonna lose.
[60:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
You said you were presented with it, but you didn't do anything with it. Don't act like now you're rewriting his revisionist history.
[60:48]
Monet X Change
No, I had it in my mouth a little bit.
[60:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Sleeping.
[60:52]
Monet X Change
Okay. Shooting range? Hatchet throwing? Sleeping Dick sucking. It was more than that.
[60:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
We've still not done our 100 yard dash. 100 yard dash or you trying to run a mile? Which one is it?
[61:02]
Monet X Change
I mean either or. I'm going to whoop your ass. So you decide.
[61:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Either or. Great drag name.
[61:10]
Monet X Change
Oh, there was also the bow and arrow.
[61:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Archery, Archerdine. Bow and arrow thing. Bow and arrow. Great drag name.
[61:27]
Monet X Change
Also, we should do a trial.
[61:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you acknowledge that bow and arrow is a great drag name?
[61:31]
Monet X Change
That is a good one. Very, very. That is an NB queen. NB Bow and arrow. She is. And be down. We should do. Should we do a triathlon or a decathlon?
[61:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
[61:44]
Monet X Change
10 events.
[61:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't swim and I feel like decathlons always involve swimming. I will. I will be out immediately because I can't swim.
[61:49]
Monet X Change
We can put you in a little kiddie pool.
[61:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're an island gal. You're going to win that one. Obviously you have an advantage.
[61:55]
Monet X Change
Only. Only because of the swimming.
[61:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
That'd be like me saying, let's have a drink warm soda challenge. That's not fair.
[62:06]
Monet X Change
What do you think we would eat in a hot dog eating competition between you and I?
[62:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the truth is, if we're doing it hot, if I think you'd be actually willing to do it hot dog eating style. You would dunk it in water. I would not.
[62:20]
Monet X Change
I can't do that.
[62:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel like. I feel like you have the capacity to eat gross things and I think that you don't like. And I don't have the capacity.
[62:26]
Monet X Change
No, Bob. I mean, I can't. Ducking a hot dog in water. I would throw up that mushy bread. Ew.
[62:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
How many are we. Are we saying who can eat the most hot dogs in amount of time or who can eat a certain amount of hot dogs fastest?
[62:39]
Monet X Change
I think who can a certain amount of hot dogs fastest.
[62:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
How many hot dogs do that?
[62:42]
Monet X Change
Because I'm not trying to do a hot dog eating competition eating like a thousand. Ew.
[62:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
How many hot dogs?
[62:49]
Jacob
Four.
[62:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Four.
[62:51]
Monet X Change
No, ten in a minute.
[62:53]
Advertisement Voice
Ten.
[62:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Monet. Okay, we're saying not ten in a minute. You do it a certain amount and then whoever just eats them the fast. Whatever the time is.
[63:01]
Monet X Change
No, I think we should say. I say who can Eat. Who can eat the most hot dogs in one minute?
[63:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
So the opposite is. I gave you two options. I said eat a certain amount of hot dogs at a certain time or eat the most. So you're flip flopping, which is fine. So you think that we should have a time limit and then who can eat the most of these hot dogs? Yes, I think it is less wasteful to just eat a certain amount of hot dogs and so you can do it the fastest. That way at least one person will not be wasting hot dogs.
[63:28]
Monet X Change
No, I think the other one is more exciting. As a viewer, I think the other one is more exciting.
[63:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think only. Whatever. I'll win either way. Well, I would put ketchup on my hot dogs, though. Eating a hot dog without ketchup is crazy business.
[63:44]
Monet X Change
I agree.
[63:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Eating a hot dog with nothing wet on it, it sounds maniacal. Maniacal, Absolutely.
[63:54]
Monet X Change
I would agree with that. That's wild.
[63:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you put in your hot dogs? Describe the perfect hot dog.
[63:58]
Monet X Change
Okay, so it's. It's boiled and then pan seared, spoiled.
[64:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, I'm dead.
[64:05]
Monet X Change
I'm leaving. Boiled, then seared also. I mean, ideally, it's on the grill. It's like grilled hot dog, but, you know, not a necessarity. And then it's on. It's ketchup and mustard. That's it. Just ketchup and mustard.
[64:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Not for my contest, but for my perfect hot dog eating fantasy. It is a grilled hot dog on a toasted bun with chili on the hot dog and a small strip of cheddar cheese and. And chopped up onions. You love diced onions.
[64:37]
Monet X Change
So you like chili dogs?
[64:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
[64:42]
Monet X Change
Chili.
[64:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me think about this. I think chili dogs might be one of my top five foods.
[64:48]
Monet X Change
Top five foods? Yeah.
[64:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Chili dogs. I rarely ever get them, but I think chili dogs might be my top five foods.
[64:55]
Jacob
For real?
[64:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
For real.
[64:56]
Monet X Change
Where do you even get a chili dog? Sonic.
[64:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's it. You get them more from Crystals. You can get one from. From takeout or what's that drive through? What's that spot?
[65:04]
Monet X Change
Varsity?
[65:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Varsity does sell them. There's a spot in the south that's like.
[65:09]
Monet X Change
I had.
[65:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
I had never heard of them until I left.
[65:11]
Jacob
They.
[65:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
It didn't make it to Atlanta until I moved. But like dig in or take out or something. Anyway, they have them and of course, you just make them at home.
[65:19]
Shannon Maldonado
Got it.
[65:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to eat chili dogs tonight?
[65:21]
Monet X Change
Where are we getting them from around here? You go to the grocery store.
[65:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think you live near Target. Everyone lives near Target.
[65:28]
Monet X Change
I don't think a chili dog is
[65:29]
Jacob
my kind of thing.
[65:30]
Monet X Change
But I would love to have a meal with you tonight, though. But I don't think chili dogs is for me.
[65:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't eat chili dogs?
[65:36]
Monet X Change
Me, not chili dogs. You can have a meal. Not chili dogs. You can have a chili dog.
[65:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you gonna eat?
[65:42]
Monet X Change
Probably soup.
[65:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, thank you all for coming to the podcast. I gotta go. Bye.