The One About the Internet II

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About the Internet II"

Date: December 7, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this uproarious episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change reunite to dive into the chaotic, ever-evolving landscape of the Internet—highlighting YouTube, TikTok, streaming awards, and the forces that shape digital culture. With their signature banter and irreverent insights, the duo covers everything from personal social media habits and viral moments, to the darker sides of online communities. Along the way, they touch on pop culture, hip hop, relationships, the economics of fandom, and the practicalities of life as content creators.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Catching Up & Celebrity Encounters

• Alaska's Glasses and Balenciaga Bags:

  • Monét shows off glasses gifted by Alaska from her Red Fulfilled tour (00:29).
  • Teasing about having/not having a Balenciaga bag, and rumors about Bob's accessories (00:43).

• Bob at the Streamy Awards:

  • Bob describes his role as an announcer, meeting up with artist Mikey Angelo, performing a "song about gamers" (01:19).
  • Open invite to Ocean Kelly to move to LA and create more content together (02:07).
  • Monét playfully asks about Bob's relationship with Mikey Angelo, which Bob flatly denies (03:02).

2. YouTube & Internet Fame

• Streamy Awards Results:

  • Dissecting winners: Charli D’Amelio (Lifestyle), MrBeast (Creator of the Year), Good Mythical Morning (Show of the Year) (03:57, 05:19).
  • Bob and Monét admit unfamiliarity with some YouTube personalities:

    “I need to get on YouTube. I don’t know any of this stuff. I don’t know what Mr. Beast is. I don’t know what Good Mythical Morning is.” – Monét (05:27)

• Good Mythical Morning & Flaming Hot Series:

  • Recounting GMM’s viral content, Flaming Hot taste tests, quirky YouTube trends (05:33).

• Desire for Consistency:

  • Bob talks about wanting a dedicated production space for Sibling Rivalry, comparing their potential to top creators (06:16).
  • Both agree next year will be busy and muse about professionalizing their work (06:37).

3. Influencer Culture & Online Shopping

• Designer Goods:
  • Discussion about The RealReal and Birkin bags, with Monét relating stories from Shade Room and celebrities like Chrisean and Blueface—lampooning toxic influencer relationships (07:11).

4. Viral Relationships & Toxicity

• Blueface & Chrisean Drama:
  • Monét details Blueface and Chrisean's tumultuous, violent relationship as celebrated on social media (07:37).
  • Concern for impact on impressionable fans:

    “Shade room needs to stop posting this shit. Because people see that kind of stuff. Young, impressionable kids watching this stuff, thinking that that's what…” – Monét (08:22)

5. Rap Battles, Indie Artists & Fandom

• Live Rap Lyric Recreation:
  • Bob and Monét exchange Cardi B lyrics, fuss over misheard lyrics, and joke about “big bags/bands” (09:14).
  • Bob confesses to “talent crushes” on young, indie rappers like Ocean Kelly, Mikey Angelo, and Alex Miller—seeking to befriend and collaborate with them (10:47–11:12).

6. Anticipating New Music & Edibles

• SZA’s New Album:
  • Excitement for SZA’s 23-track album release (12:19–12:38).
  • Monét plans to organize a listening party for their Patreon while “vibing” on mushroom chocolate (13:03).

7. Fashion Fails & Drag Wardrobe Hacks

• Instagram Shopping Disappointments:

  • Monét complains about pants bought online being highwaters; resorts to crop tops and improvising with drag wardrobe (14:09–14:45).

• Fake Fur and Custom Outfits:

  • Bob’s love of faux fur, costume pieces, and the story behind owning a two-coat fur monster made for "Angels in America" (15:00–16:10).

8. Sex, Music, and Cultural Differences

• Sex Playlist Stories:

  • Bob almost never plays music during sex, sharing a hilarious story about a hookup cueing “my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola” by Lana Del Rey (16:32–17:31).
  • Monét reminisces on the thrill of 00s hip hop (Ja Rule, DMX) as the sex soundtrack:

    “Back in the day…just fucking going ham on a dick, fucking sucking the soul out...and some, like, really heavy hip hop was playing.” – Monét (18:45)

• “Cock” as Racialized Sexual Slang:

  • Spirited exchange about how white people vs. Black people use the word "cock":

    “Black folks don't say cock. No, we do not.” – Bob (23:13)

• Cuckold/Fetish Terminology:

  • Brief “Sex 201” tangent on the meanings of cuckold, bulls, and niche Reddit subcultures (24:04–25:47).

9. The Best and Worst of Old & New Internet

• Reddit vs. Tumblr Porn:

  • Bob extols the organizational supremacy of Reddit for NSFW content (26:09), while Monét reminisces fondly about chaotic Tumblr porn days (25:52).

• Favorite Subreddits:

  • Bob lists obsessions: RuPaul’s Drag Race, Smash Bros., Fight Porn, Public Freakouts, Animals Being Jerks, Nature is Metal, Black Magic Fuckery, “Kids Are Fucking Stupid” (27:36–29:17).

• Viral Marketing Pranks:

  • Remembering the elaborate Carrie telekinesis prank that went viral (31:08–32:15), and how both would react (run!):

    “If you running, bitch, I’m running.” – Bob (34:26)

10. Alt Accounts & Social Media Circles

• Twitter Circles & NSFW Sharing:
  • Monét shares how friends use “close friends” and Twitter circle features to share explicit content among trusted circles (36:26–37:16).

11. Tips for TikTok and Social Media Management

• Comment Tracking Hack:
  • Bob’s clever TikTok tip: make a "Comments" folder to track conversations and replies (40:01).
  • Advice for recovering lost TikToks by checking viewing history (40:43).

12. Predictions & Trends: The Future of Social Media

• What’s Next after TikTok?

  • Speculation about the next major platform, with both noting how major players like Instagram have cannibalized upstart platforms (Periscope, Clubhouse, Stereo) (41:44–42:51).

• Respect for Consistency & YouTube Longevity:

  • Both are in awe of creators posting daily, e.g., Good Mythical Morning’s 18M subscribers (56:49–58:06).
  • Discussion about the persistent relevance of YouTube, the importance of an upload schedule, and YouTube vs. Twitch (59:22).

13. Pop Culture Hot Takes & Social Commentary

• Spending on Live Shows:

  • How much is too much for Beyoncé tickets? ($2.5–3K for VIP, if you ask them) (44:08).

• Financial Realities:

  • Bob shares about buying and renovating his mom's "forever home," balancing big expenses with career ambitions (45:02–45:36).

14. Identity, Language, and Media Representation

• Word Choices and Identity:

  • Monét feels “Kiwi” and “Canuck” sound uncomfortable as terms for New Zealanders and Canadians (48:55–49:20).
  • Sensitive discussion of “Jew” as a noun, anti-Semitism, and Kanye West’s campaign with problematic figures like Milo Yiannopoulos and Nick Fuentes, warning not to underestimate far-right fringe figures (49:42–51:46).

• Black Cultural Narratives Online:

  • Critique of Dr. Umar’s influence in the Black community, mishandling of funds for “scam school,” and debates about Black economic self-determination (53:29–55:02).

15. Creator Economy, Collaboration, and the Rise of Niche Markets

• Inspired by Creator Collectives:

  • Bob wants Sibling Rivalry to empower and pay their (queer, Black, indie) friends, much like groups like RDC World and the Good Mythical Morning team support each other (58:22).

• Tabitha Brown’s Impact:

  • The meteoric rise of vegan influencer Tabitha Brown, championing Black vegan representation in the South (62:31–63:05).

16. Tour Stories and Life in Drag

• Tour Mishaps:
  • Bob recounts snowed-in layovers forcing him to perform shows out of drag—proving drag is optional to comedy, not the core (64:08).
  • Monét jokes about knowing Bob’s travel itinerary (64:06).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Bitch, move your ass to LA so we can make shit. Honey, make moves.” – Bob to Ocean Kelly (02:13)
• “All the rumors are true. Yeah, Bobby fucking that dude.” – Monét (03:23)
• “You can't take that seriously. Cock, though. Where did that come from?” – Monét (23:52)
• “Tumblr porn was everything.” – Monét (25:52)
• “If you running, bitch, I’m running.” – Bob on reacting to viral telekinesis pranks (34:26)
• “What I want is to create a thing where we can bring in people like Arcia, Ocean Kelly, Mikey Angelo—give them money, gigs, and exposure.” – Bob (58:22)
• “Tabitha Brown… Black, vegan, Southern—she’s an entire movement.” – General tone, Monét/Bob (62:31)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:29] – Opening banter, Alaska/Drag Race callouts
• [01:19] – Bob’s Streamy Awards and friendship with Mikey Angelo
• [03:57] – Streamy Awards results, YouTube/creator culture
• [05:33] – YouTube trends, Good Mythical Morning/Flaming Hot
• [06:16] – Ambitions for a professional content studio
• [07:11] – Luxury bags, the Real Real, influencer toxicity
• [08:00] – Blueface & Chrisean’s toxic relationship
• [09:14] – Cardi B lyric battle
• [10:47] – Bob’s “talent crushes” and indie rapper appreciation
• [12:19] – SZA new album hype, Patreon listening party plan
• [14:09] – Fashion struggles, drag wardrobe hacks
• [16:32] – Sex music stories, Lana Del Rey mishap
• [23:13] – “Cock” in Black/white sexual slang
• [24:04] – Cuckold definitions and Reddit’s role in fetish education
• [25:52] – Tumblr porn nostalgia vs. Reddit
• [27:36] – Bob’s favorite subreddits
• [31:08] – Telekinesis café prank and fight/flight responses
• [36:26] – Twitter circles/alt accounts for news sharing
• [40:01] – Bob’s TikTok comment folder hack
• [41:44] – Speculating the next big platform after TikTok
• [44:08] – How much to pay for Beyoncé tickets?
• [45:02] – Bob on buying/remodeling his mom’s house
• [49:42] – Language (Jew, Kiwi, Canuck), anti-Semitism
• [53:29] – Dr. Umar, scam schools, and Black ownership debates
• [58:22] – Bob’s creator collective vision, supporting friends
• [62:31] – Tabitha Brown and Black veganism in the South
• [64:08] – Bob’s tour gig out of drag (airline delays)
• [65:10+] – Wrap-up, scheduling, and closing drag-life banter

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Tone & Style

The conversation is witty, unfiltered, openly queer, and suffused with pop culture references. Both hosts mix sharp critique, playful roasting, and thoughtful reflections on fandom, representation, and the mechanics of online life as entertainers and public figures. There are no sacred cows—playful profanity, sexual candor, and irreverent asides are frequent, but combined with genuine vulnerability (especially around community, creative ambition, and the realities of fame).

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Final Thoughts

This episode gives listeners a whirlwind tour of the Internet’s backstage—part glamorous, part gritty, always funny and insightful. Bob and Monét’s chemistry carries every tangent, while their personal stories illuminate the hustle and heart behind digital celebrity. For creators, fans, and anyone who’s ever lost hours scrolling, this is a must-listen dive into the wild, weird world of online culture.

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[Ads, sponsored segments, and non-content breaks have been omitted for clarity and flow.]

Transcript

[A]

My name is bob the drag queen.

[B]

And I'm monet x james.

[A]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[B]

Hi, motherfucker. Did you miss me? These glasses are Alaska. Alaska gave me these glasses from her Red Fulfilled tour.

[A]

What are you gonna do with your Balenciaga bag?

[B]

I don't have a Balenciaga bag.

[A]

Oh, oh, now you don't have a Balenciaga bag?

[B]

I've never had a Balenciaga bag.

[A]

I'll be posting pictures of you in your problematic bag. How was the last. I really wish that I could have come. I really wish that I could have come.

[B]

I haven't seen it. She, Alaska gave me this, like months before, like months ago.

[A]

Oh, she was just in town two days ago.

[B]

Oh, was she in la?

[A]

Yes, she was here in la. And I couldn't go because I was

[B]

working, doing nothing, Doing nothing. Doing shit.

[A]

I was working, doing this. The stream, you know, I just announced was the official announcer at the Streamy Awards.

[B]

How was that?

[A]

It was honestly really fun. It was a lot of fun. I got to hang. I mean, I'm really hanging out and making friends with Mikey Angelo, I think.

[B]

Mike, who's Mikey Angelo?

[A]

Mikey Angelo's the little twink rapper.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Was he an announcer as well?

[A]

No, but we did a little performance together. We wrote a little song about gamers. Like a little 45 second song about gamers that we performed together.

[B]

Work.

[A]

And I've just been hanging out with Mikey. That's been really fun. Mikey's really talented and very hardworking. I kind of give a similar vibes. I get to Ocean Kelly. I fucking wish Ocean Kelly lived in la. Like, Ocean Kelly needs to stop with all this not living in LA bullshit. Like, bitch, get your ass out to LA so we can like make some shit. Honey, make moves. Honey, can I ask you.

[B]

Oh, Kelly.

[A]

I'm sending this message out to Ocean Kelly. Everyone clip this and tag Ocean Kelly. Bitch, move your ass to LA so

[B]

we can make it easy to move across the country. It's hard.

[A]

I've done it. I did it. Yeah.

[B]

After you were an established individual, I

[A]

moved from Atlanta to New York City when I was younger. Okay. Up the country. Excuse me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I was younger than Ocean Kelly is right now with his old ass. And I'm kidding.

[B]

Oh, my God, I'm kidding. Also, when you're young, when you're young, you're just like, whatever, do whatever. When you're older, you're like, bitch, I have to make.

[A]

We didn't have Ocean on the podcast. Why haven't I done the podcast yet? Ocean's about 20, I think. Ocean 26, I think. Anyway, Ocean, bring your ass out to LA.

[B]

Ms. Thing, can I ask you a question? What? And you can. We can cut this out if it's too much, if it's too personal. Is Mikey Angelo? No.

[A]

People keep asking. Me and Mikey are not fucking or doing anything dirty together. Okay.

[B]

We just inquire. Might as well to know.

[A]

Bitch, no. Me. No, no, no, no. Mikey and I are not diddling and dabbling. I just think that Mikey's really talented. I think Mikey's really that Suckley celebrity. No, no, Monet do not. Monet's starting rumors that are completely false.

[B]

All the rumors are true. Yeah, Bobby fucking that dude.

[A]

Yeah, Mon's starting rumors.

[B]

They don't use no lube.

[A]

Yeah, Mon is starting rumors that are not true.

[B]

Bob took him to the zoo.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, God. Wow. The Maya Angelou of our generation.

[B]

Yes. Honey,

[A]

you should check out our video. It's over on. I just posted on my Instagram. It's us rapping about gamers.

[B]

Oh, I'll check it out. Okay. But, Kenny, wait. Did anyone notice who won any big winners yesterday?

[A]

Charli d' Amelio won Creator of the Year, Good Mythical Morning won Show of the Year.

[B]

Streamys is for YouTube specifically.

[A]

I think that it is a. Is mostly YouTube. I think it's mostly YouTube because it's on YouTube, but there's also some Twitch and some other stuff. Well, there's Twitch. There's. There is. There's Twitch. And it's not like they don't mention TikTok and Twitch and all that stuff. But I think it's mostly because they do like long form stuff. So it's like short form, long form,

[B]

mid form, good form.

[A]

What, what's his name? Won Spade Farm. What's his name Won a Creator award, which is where they're like, you have to be a winner to offer a winner an award. And his name is Arak. He was the host of the show.

[B]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know who that is. Arak and.

[A]

Oh, and Mr.

[B]

Beast.

[A]

No, wait. No, Mr. Beast. Okay, Mr. Beast won something and then Charlie won something else. So I don't know. Honestly, I don't know what Charlie won. Maybe Charlie was. No, Charlie was present. I think Charlie won something. I don't know what it was, though. Oh, Charlie won lifestyle MrBeast won creator of the Year, and Good Mythical Morning won Show of the Year. That was what it was. What that was the most.

[B]

Bob the Drag Queen Wait, no, it was. Wait, no, I don't know who actually. Wait, I know. That is very Bob the Drag Queen.

[A]

Well, I had gathered my thoughts, and just to be clear, Charlie won Lifestyle Good Mythical Morning, won Show of the year, and Mr. Beats won creator of the Year.

[B]

I need to get on YouTube. I don't know any of this stuff. I don't know what Mr. Beats is. I don't know what Good Mythical Morning is. I don't. Ain't scared.

[A]

You've probably seen Good Mythical Morning before. It's those guys who are usually sitting side by side. One has kind of like slightly grayish hair, the other one has, like, long curly hair. And they. I ended up finding out about them because I was. I don't watch a lot of their stuff, to be honest, but it's not like they need me. But they were. They were. They. They. This series. Series. They were eating Flaming Hot everything. Like, you know, the Flaming Hot brand.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[A]

There was a Flaming Hot Mountain Dew. Flaming Hot Mac and cheese. Flaming Hot. Every like. Like Flaming Hot released a lot of stuff and they were trying, like, all of it.

[B]

Well, they have. Now they have Flaming Hot Cool Ranch Doritos, and those aren't good. I've tried a lot of the Flaming Hot, so not into a lot of them.

[A]

I would really like to lean into us. Like, I really feel like me and you could pop off five times a week. Honestly, I really, really like. I want to get a professional space. I want to get, like a studio that we go to. I really feel like you and I could really pop off like that.

[B]

We could. But, you know, next year's gonna be

[A]

a very busy but. What?

[B]

Next year gonna be a very busy year.

[A]

What you mean, butt bitch? Don't ever butt me, bitch.

[B]

Bitch. Go butt that fake ass Birkin that somebody gave you and I name dropped it on the Patreon.

[A]

Did you really Monet?

[B]

You wanna know who it is? Go to the Patreon. I said who it is.

[A]

Did you really do that?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You're outta control. I did find about a few people reached out and they were like, I can get you a Birkin.

[B]

How?

[A]

Because there are people who specialize in Birkin resales.

[B]

Oh, are you gonna get one?

[A]

There's also some website called the Real Real. Have you heard of this?

[B]

Oh, yes. But the real real is people love the real real.

[A]

So I think I wanna go to the Real Real and get me a Birkin. What if I buy a big Birkin again?

[B]

I know, but Real Real is like Reputable everyone. Like, if you get it from the real real, it's gonna be real. I follow the shader room. Whatever. And do you know the couple Chrisean and Blueface?

[A]

I know Blueface, the rapper.

[B]

Chrisean is his girlfriend. And Bob, when I tell you, toxic. Toxic, like the definition of a toxic couple, they are. It is like literally watching it. Car crash. She posted a video. They were on Instagram, lives together, and she go, first of all, she's missing a tooth, I think because they got into a fight and she lost this tooth.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

And she goes. She puts her phone to the camera and she go, look at this picture. This. Remember this picture? I remember when I gave you those two black eyes, and then it's him with two big old black eyes. And he was like, nah. Cause I was gonna hit you back. And they were just like.

[A]

I was like this.

[B]

How is this a sustainable, loving relationship? And I'm like, shade room needs to stop posting this shit. Because people see that kind of stuff. Young, impressionable kids watching this stuff, thinking that that's what.

[A]

What are you pointing at me? Oh, you talk about old Monet.

[B]

Not old Monet.

[A]

Not the bitch on the podcast now. Not this old nigga.

[B]

Oh, my God. Young impression of kids back in the day. Like, you see this stuff, you think that that's what. Like, that's fair to have, like, a love like that. Somebody that love you, that want to fight you like that. Like. Like, it is. It is so crazy to watch their relationship exist. And what it is, you got to argue with him.

[A]

Because a love, a toxic plan. Gotta make him understand. In the ring on my finger. You ain't going on. My grandma said my face. We can't rap together because we're not in time. So I would do mine. I'll do my first, then you can do whatever after that. Okay, here we go. I said my face. Bum ass, tight rack stack up Shaq high jury on me Flashlight. I've been listening Last night, hit him with that. Good, good. Make a nigga act right. Broke boys don't deserve no pussy.

[B]

I know that's right. Big band busting out the Bentley. Band taking member Lindsay Yabarti backing all these bitches. Stuck.

[A]

Also, it's big bags busting out the Bentley. You said big bands. We heard you.

[B]

I said big bangs bucking big bags.

[A]

So you said again, big bags.

[B]

I said bags, but it's my accent. Bags, bags, Big bags. Big bags busting out the Bentley. Band taking met Balencia Yoga body back in all these stuck. So I said, Bags.

[A]

Okay, first of all, is stuck.

[B]

No. Oh, the clean version is stuck. I listen to the clean version because I do not want to be corrupted. I listen to the clean version of

[A]

the song, but it would say. It'd be. It say girlies.

[B]

No, no, you can say.

[A]

So is big bags busting out the Bentley band? TGA member Lindsay Yaga, Barty back and all these. Is big bags busting out the Bentley band? Take a man Birkin bag Barty back and all these. Honestly, I have been, like, obsessing over like. Like, small indie rappers that I find on Tik Tok. And there is this one guy who is just like, honestly, this is. I'm going through this phase now where I meet. I. I, like, see rappers online and I want to be their friend. This is how me and Ocean Kelly started hanging out. This is how me and Mikey Angelo started hanging out.

[B]

If you're doing it for three years, is it really a phase?

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I think. Well, you know me, when I admire someone's talent, I just. I just want to hang out. Like, I just. You know how it is.

[B]

This is how we became friends.

[A]

It really is. I really admired your talent. And there's someone now. I don't. I don't know. I don't actually know. Alex. Alex Miller. I am obsessed. I am.

[B]

I.

[A]

And I'm trying to hang out with him now. He's like. He's like, mutuals. I'm in la. I was like, oh, my God, how long are you here? Like, can we please hang out? I have, like, a talent crush. Alex, the one who does good puss for sure. Bad bitch Put all fours, tell him what to do.

[B]

Rob Anderson was going off about that song, like, two years ago or a year and a half ago. He was like, I'm telling y', all, this is gonna be the next big song. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, bitch. Leading up to Coachella, it surely was popping. Everybody was good pussy, Good puss for

[A]

sure Bad bitch putting on walking all for Tell me to wash my mouth what for? What she gonna do to who? Girl, fuck that whore. Can you. I'm like, I'm obsessed. So I am. I am. Anyway, I don't know. How did I get. How did I end up talking. What am I even talking about?

[B]

The Streamys? I don't know, Bob. Life is about to be so much sweeter, so much better. Almost as sweet as St. Lucia. I am so excited. Is it going to be as sweet as Barbados for this Friday, we're recording this the week of leading to Friday, December 9th. Can you guess what's happening on December 9th?

[A]

Sorry, I tried to turn my second light on, but it didn't work. I'm assuming Rihanna's doing an album or something. Is it Rihanna?

[B]

It's not rihanna.

[A]

Oh, no. SZA's releasing that picture of her on the jumping board, on the diving board in the water.

[B]

The picture. SZA's album is coming out on Friday. Bitch.

[A]

That's exciting. SZA, if you're listening, we are. Well, if you're listening, SZA, we are big fans of you here at Sibling Rivalry and congratulations on your next studio album. And it sounds like a lot of people are really excited about SZA's work.

[B]

I mean, I honestly feel like SZA is so influential in the R and B space and cultivating this, like, alternative girl R and B moment. I'm so excited. Bitch. The album has 23 tracks. 23 tracks.

[A]

I am so. I'm just gonna be. I have wigs that don't have that many tracks.

[B]

Jesus Christ, bitch. I'm just gonna be free. I'm just gonna be free Basing mushroom chocolates all weekend long.

[A]

Those tracks that bundles, bitch.

[B]

Just free. Basing fucking mushroom chocolate all weekend long and just in a perpetual vibe. I cannot wait.

[A]

Well, that sounds so exciting. I'm really excited for you, Monet. That sounds really, really, really fun. You know, and I cannot promise, like, I listen to all of Renaissance. 23 tracks is a lot, but I will listen to the hits. The hits. You should do a listening party over on the Patreon.

[B]

That's a great idea. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.

[A]

Oh, my God, What a good idea. We have a lot of SZA fans over on the omn.

[B]

So this is an official announcement. I'm gonna do it. I don't have anything. I literally. I'm not kidding. I cleared my schedule to listen to an album.

[A]

Bitch, it's one day. Listen. You're out of control. You cleared your listen to it on the way to the airport.

[B]

No, I cleared my schedule. So we will post on our Patreon what day we're gonna do it. I'm gonna have some. I'm not smoking anymore, but I will have a lot of edibles. And we're gonna be just vibing together. We'll post on a picture. I would do it. We'll do it.

[A]

What is this top you're wearing?

[B]

It's a top. I saw it on Instagram. Instagram got me, girl. I bought it for Drag. It's a top with, like, these long palazzo pants. But when you buy pants on Instagram, no matter. Of course. They were high waters. I bought them. Bitch. They're supposed to be 34 inches long.

[A]

Are they women's pants or are they men's?

[B]

They're women's.

[A]

You know you're too tall to buy women's pants.

[B]

I know, it sucks. And then I thought about buying two so I can give it to a designer to. I was like, but it's just not gonna look right. So. Cheesecube. This is a crop top I have on my regular shorts.

[A]

It's very, very cute.

[B]

Thank you. I have a question.

[A]

Well, I didn't buy them. I mean, for the Temecula episode, Domino bought two of. You know that blue fur coat that I have? I don't know. I don't wear it very often.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The one that in the sexy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Domino bought. That's two coats sewn together. Because obviously. Yeah. People came in like, where did you get a full length for you? I'm like, no, it's two coats sewn together.

[B]

They had the weird hair event at the Roosevelt Hotel. No, Roosevelt Hotel.

[A]

You mean the one we just did? That's OGP Center.

[B]

The thing where y' all did the talk back.

[A]

Oh, no, that wasn't. That was variety. That was the variety festival.

[B]

Oh, Variety fest. Right. And Bob showed up in, like, this huge white fur coat from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet, looking like fucking Pooty Tang. I lived.

[A]

Ah. I love fur coat. That was fake fur. It is faux fur. It is faux fur. Faux fur.

[B]

It's faux fur.

[A]

It is faux fur. It is.

[B]

I mean, I don't know that it did bark at me when we first strolled up.

[A]

That was me.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Okay. It is a faux fur coat. It is also a custom piece, but I want to be clear that this was. I got it a severe discount because it was a costume for Angels in America. It was a costume piece for my character.

[B]

Angels in America.

[A]

Belize. No, actually, Mr. Lies.

[B]

Mr. Lies.

[A]

It was my character, Mr. Lies, the travel.

[B]

Belize's cousin. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, he's an imaginary friend.

[B]

Right. Of his cousin. Correct. All right, so we're going to take a little break. Bob and I have something that's very important to ask you when we come back.

[A]

Woo.

[B]

And we're back. When you have sex, do you listen? Do you put. Do you have music on?

[A]

No. Almost never.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Almost never.

[B]

Why is that?

[A]

I just never had. I mean, one time this one guy put on Lana Del Rey. And I was kind of annoyed. I was. I remember this was like, a couple of years ago. This was probably. Oh, my God. This was probably like, eight years ago. And it was this really cute guy. He was very, very. I was really into him. And then when he. When I heard my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola, I was like. I was. First of all, I don't listen to London Del Rey. So I was like, is this. Is this song serious? I was like. I was like, are you playing, like, a comedy album? Like, while we're fucking? I just heard my pussy tastes like Pepsi.

[B]

Pepsi Cola.

[A]

I was like. I was like, what is going on? I met this guy. I walked up to him and I complimented his vest and full tee. I ended up getting a vest made like, the vest that he.

[B]

Not biting. Not biting. Your hookups.

[A]

Look, if you're listening, he was wearing this. This kente cloth vest. And I don't know if it was. If it was custom or what, but I remember being like, I've never seen anything like that. That is a really nice vest. Wow. I love this vest. And then we ended up going back to my place at Amsterdam. No. 1:06 in Amsterdam. Yep. And then we were hooking up, and then as we were like. As we were like, you know, making out. Making out. And once we got to exposing our junk, like, pulling off the underwear, he said, one second. He was kind of, like, feminine, and he was like, one second. You know when the bottom be, like, having their ass up while they're, like, using their phone or something. And he was like, hold on. And then he went, click. And then he put his phone down and it said, my pussy tastes like. And then he tried to kiss me as Lana Del Rey was singing. I was like. I said, what is this? And he was like, lana Del Rey. And I was like, okay. And to be honest, it kind of killed the mood. And not because it was music, but because, like, that song, I didn't know who it was. I thought it was, like, a joke. I thought. I didn't know if I was supposed to laugh. I didn't know what was supposed to happen. But we got around to it eventually.

[B]

I'm sure you did. I was like, yes, you will pass on some good puss. Because you don't like the music selection. Yeah, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I don't mind music. I mean, back in the day, to me, it used to be fear. It's like just fucking going ham on a dick. Fucking sucking the soul out of a dick in some, like, really heavy hip hop was playing. Used to be very hot to me.

[A]

Like what? Like what kind of song?

[B]

Like, I don't know, like, some DMX or like some Ja Rule.

[A]

Because Ja Rule was so passionate, baby.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

So Ja Rule's always kind of like, if you order DMX from Wish. Like, if DMX had a lot of. If DMX was, like, soft, you'd end up with Ja. If you put a bunch of sugar on dmx, you end up with Ja Rule.

[B]

And then you sent it to the Fyre Festival. That would be.

[A]

You got Brenda, Felicia, Linda, Letitia, Don lashawn, Inez, and Leisha Cookie. I met her in the ice cream parlor.

[B]

Andy doesn't. Well, sometimes I will play something like, you know, like, R and B stuff. And Andy does not know a lot of R and B. He's.

[A]

Well, you can't fuck the songs you don't know. Well, he gotta be singing along while

[B]

he fucking because he thinks R and B sounds too sad. And I'm like,

[A]

baby, wow. I was. I was looking at this guy one time in the Heights, and I will never forget this.

[B]

What? What?

[A]

What? It was an oral hookup. He was going down on me, and when I walked in, like, like, sissy. That walk was playing, and we both knew who I was and all that jazz. And I was like, you know what? Once Sissy walk is over, it'll be fine. And then since that walk finished, and then like, hey, kitty girl, this is my hair. I don't wear wigs. Came on and then, like, soak it up. Came on and then, like, mama. Like, it was a. And I, I, I. I might be making this part up because I kept being like, I cannot. Like, I can't listen to all my friends while I'm. While this is happening. And then I swear to God, at one point, like, purse first or yet another dick. I was like, we gotta. We got it. He was like, I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Click. My pussy taste. Like,

[B]

Who should we do? Like, you remember when in the. This was a new.

[A]

This was a New York City drag

[B]

queen, by the way. Wait, Say, okay. You have to say, they'll bleep it out. Just say, yeah. You have to cover your mouth and say. So they don't read.

[A]

Do you have any questions? Do you want to ask me questions? Yes or no questions?

[B]

Okay. Did they work?

[A]

Then everyone's going to know.

[B]

Okay. Did they work in Brooklyn?

[A]

They weren't Working. When we were there, they were like, kind of coming up when we were leaving town.

[B]

Okay, did they hang out with Tina Burner?

[A]

Didn't everyone? At some point, but not really with her. But I think maybe, like, not really. No. The answer is no, not really. All right, I can't ask any more questions because then there's too many clues. There's too many clues. There's too many clues. I texted it to you, Monet. This is too many clues. This is too many clues. We gotta stop. We gotta stop. We gotta stop. We gotta stop.

[B]

Oh, really? Was it good? Was it good or bad? Good or bad?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I was like, oh, great. You better work. You are very good at what you're doing.

[B]

Good for you.

[A]

Like, you better work. You're very good at that, aren't you?

[B]

Remember how they did tlc, did no Scrubs, and then they did no Pigeons? We should do the Lana Del Rey version instead of, my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola. My dick tastes like Coca Cola, but

[A]

I feel like it has to be a. I would rather be a two syllable thing.

[B]

Coca Cola. Pepsi Cola. Coca Cola.

[A]

Dick.

[B]

Oh, my dicky tastes like Pepsi Cola.

[A]

Okay, Mine got my dicky.

[B]

I don't got my penis. My penis tastes like Coca Cola.

[A]

Does your boyfriend say cock? White niggas be saying cock.

[B]

Yo, we literally, because, you know, Arcee and Duan were just here. We were in the living room, in my living room, whatever, talking about something and then some. Arcia was making some joke and I was like, white people love saying the word cocktail. And then Andy was like, no. And I was like, dejuan. He was like, yes. CoC is a white person. Black people do not be saying cock.

[A]

Black folks don't say cock. No, we do not.

[B]

We do not say cock.

[A]

I feel silly saying it feels like what? It feels like when I say cock. It feels like I'm making fun of the way white people talk. It feels like being like, well, I feel like we should. It feels like when you go, my word. That's what it feels like.

[B]

Very. That. Yeah. The cock is a white. Black people do not be saying no cock. It just like. I agree, it sounds silly to say it. Let me try to say this in a serious way. Hey, yeah. Do you want to come over and suck my cock?

[A]

Ew. No. It's horrible. And like, imagine trying to be sick and be like, yeah, give me that cock.

[B]

You can't take that seriously.

[A]

Cock, though.

[B]

Where did that come from?

[A]

I don't know. Maybe because, like, a male Rooster is a cocktail. Maybe.

[B]

Oh, yeah, maybe.

[A]

Cause, you know, in the cuckold world, they call. You know what cuckold is?

[B]

A cuck likes to watch their partner be fucked by someone else. Or is it specifically women, though? Or someone with a vagina?

[A]

I know gay guys who cuck too.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But cucking is. Cucking is really popular in the straight world. I think it's a little. I think gay guys just call it hooking up. But, but, but in the straight world, or at least in the. Whatever, cucking is like when you. When you specifically like to watch your wife get fucked by other guys. But it gets really extreme in some cases too. Like, there's a thing. There's a thing in cucking where, like, you will, like, while your wife is getting. Getting back shots, like doggy style, you are directly underneath, so you're like, watching it happen. Which sounds honestly kind of hot, to be honest, to be like, to see that. It's like a great angle. And I saw this one the other day where this guy was like, giving his wife back. This guy was giving this woman back shots, and then he came in her, and then she. When he scooted back, the guy, her husband was underneath. And then she emptied herself into his mouth and then rubbed her pussy on his face. Whoa.

[B]

She got it like that.

[A]

Oh. And he was like. He was. He was standing outside with his mouth open if all the cum drops, really. So. And the guy. And the guy who's doing the. Is called the Bull.

[B]

I didn't know that. I didn't know that was his title.

[A]

And I don't think all cucks have to have small penises or smaller penises than the bulls, but it seems to be a very common thing in the. The Reddit I was in the other day.

[B]

But do you know what really?

[A]

Reddit's the new time war. I cannot believe we were ever looking at porn on Tumblr like. Like maniacs.

[B]

That Tumblr porn was superior. Tumblr porn was everything.

[A]

That's because you don't know better, because you don't. You're not on Reddit. Tumblr point is completely unorganized. Completely.

[B]

No, if you followed. If you followed the right page, all of the things on that page were things that you would like, but it was.

[A]

It was unorganized. You couldn't go back and find stuff. It was absolute madness. How could. You couldn't search for stuff. Reddit has your shit organized. There are comments. It is there are there. You can list it from newest to oldest, from most, like to least, like, you can list them based on how controversial they are. Like, literally, like if, like, let's say you're in. In fight porn, which, by the way, fight porn is not actually about porn. It's about fighting. So the fight.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Is just. I just want to make sure everyone know it's not porn with fighting in it. The fight porn subreddit is literally just like fist fights, street fights, boxing. Yes, I'm on. I'm on fight porn subreddit. But you can do it like, like, so if this. If this clip is controversial, meaning some people are like, this wasn't a very good fight. If all the comments are like, this fight isn't even good and it's getting down. But you can literally click to watch the trash is the ones. Or you can click to watch the one that are the best ones.

[B]

Yeah. But when you look for porn, you ain't trying to do a reading, but you try to click and watch. Also, I've been watching porn since I scroll. You can just scroll too, in like middle school. So like, sometimes you just see videos from the past. Have you ever, like, scrolled upon, like a porn video and you're like, oh, my God, I remember that from when I was in high. This is a great movie. And you watch it now. First of all, it's in 240p. You can't.

[A]

I was like, how did I watch

[B]

this and fucking jerk off that I can't even tell what is what. The things are so distorted. It's such bad quality.

[A]

Yes. Well, I found an old nude of mine the other day. I went looking, and it was because I have not seen the nude in a very long time. There was a nude I took on a BlackBerry.

[B]

Not a BlackBerry nude, but it has three pixels.

[A]

Like, this shit is crazy. I was like, oh, my God. But. Oh. So let me tell you about my. My subreddit categories that I'm. That I am obsessed with. By the way. There is some areas I'm gonna tell you right now. There are places on Reddit you like, I've gone to someplace and I'm like, I wish I had never gone here. And I. I'm. I'm gonna slowly back out of these communities. I'm clearly on the RuPaul's Drag Race subreddit. I absolutely love the RuPaul's Drag Race Subreddit. It's really, really great. I mean, I'm mostly on there just searching myself, to be honest. And then there is. I love. I'm on Smash Bros. Subreddit.

[B]

What's on that one? What's on. What's it just.

[A]

There's clips of people winning Smash Brothers and doing really good job and, like, crazy combos. Or it's like someone does, like, a bunch of. They do these, like, videos, like Jigglypuff doing, like, Getting that sleeping win. Yeah. Over and over again. I'm on fight porn. I'm on Public Freakouts. I love. Oh, my God, I love Public Freakouts. Public Freakouts is such a good. Animals Being Jerks is another great subreddit. Okay. Nature is metal is not for the faint of heart. Nature is metal is like. It's like a lion who got into a fight with, like, a rhino and his whole jaw has been, like, hanging, and it's like, watch that. Yeah, yeah. Nature's Metal is like. I have to kind of, like, be like, I don't know if I can hang out here. But black magic is really great. Black magic fuckery is like videos like Transplant. Like, how did this happen? It's like. Like this video. Like this video of these guys, and they're like, how are they doing this thing? They're doing like, this is black magic fuckery. You probably can't see it.

[B]

I can't. It's too blurry. I just see someone hopping around.

[A]

Yeah. It's like. It's like basically trying to like, how did this happen? And then the view. I don't actually. Oh, Kids Are Fucking Stupid is a great one. Kids Are Fucking Stupid is a really great subreddit. And then there's a few that I don't want to mention because I realized I was like. I didn't realize this was gonna be this. It gets graphic sometimes on Reddit. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

[B]

Are these porn ones?

[A]

No, they're not porn. They're like. They're just. They're scary for me. They're scary for me. I got scared when I was.

[B]

Can you give us, like, a hint? Are you talking about, like, fighting, or are you talking about, like, acrobats?

[A]

No, like. Like, there was a video I saw on this one that I'm not gonna name because I don't want you all to go there. Maybe you want to go. Whatever. And it was this. This guy was, like, at a dam. You ever seen dams are massive. They're huge. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

With water.

[A]

Yeah, but. But you know when you're on the side that doesn't have the water?

[B]

No.

[A]

So usually when you're dam, one side is, like, completely blocked up with water, the other Side is like a long, deep, deep thing. Like. Like the Hoover Dam. Like Google Dam. Yeah, like that. So someone's at, like, some dam. Like the Hoover Dam or whatever the. It was. I don't know what dam it was. Like, you see how it looks like that? Like these huge.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And he was at a dam that was like the Hoover Dam. And then all of a sudden, someone is, like, sliding. Sliding down the side of the dam. Exactly. It's that kind of stuff. You're like, oh, my God. This is. I didn't realize I was signing up for this. I was trying to get, like, a couple, like, public freakout videos. They're kind of like, oh, my God. That's kind of crazy. Not. Not like. Not this. This shit is. This is wild.

[B]

I remember when there was this video circulating around on the Internet a while ago. I forgot what movie they were promoting, but it was something. The. The. Maybe it was the new Carrie movie, something like that. Anyway. But they. To promo this movie, they set up this really elaborate thing where this woman, she was in, like, a coffee shop. It was so good.

[A]

It was so good.

[B]

Yeah. And they get her order wrong, whatever, and then she, like. She, like, yells. And then everything, like, all the chairs and tables, like, move around her. And then everyone else in this. In this cafe or like a couple of people. Not everyone. Some of them are paid actors. Swabby. Other people in line or whatever. They're all. None of them know what's going on. So she does this and everyone is like, oh, my God. And then they do something else. And then she screams and all the books and lights start falling off.

[A]

And. And then I was like.

[B]

If I was in that situation and that happened.

[A]

You left out the best part.

[B]

What? What happened?

[A]

So. Oh, the best.

[B]

Tell it. Tell it.

[A]

No, you. It's your story. You tell. That's what you can't miss. Oh, yeah. This is the part that made people be like, what the fuck is going on?

[B]

And then I think, like, the barista tries to, like, apologize or bring things or bring things to her. So then she just, like, puts her hand out, like, fucking, like, fucking stylist and motherfucking heroes. And she, like, picks him up.

[A]

Well, not like.

[B]

Like telepathically. And he just. He's against the wall. He's just, like, raising up on the wall, like.

[A]

Yeah. So it looks like she's, like, using, you know, telekinesis to lift this. And people bitch. I like, how would you handle that, Mo?

[B]

I would. Let's take a break. And I'll tell you. Close your eyes, exhale, feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today while I'm letting go of the. That I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.

[A]

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[A]

I'm getting. I'm getting nervous now. You might have some powers.

[B]

Let's talk about this after the break, okay? If I was in that situation, I would. I like to think I would just run because I'm like, bitch, this is some otherworldly shit. There's nothing I can do. This bitch start to come at me, but part of me is like, I'll be so curious, like, oh, my God, people with powers really exist. I was like, bitch, do I have powers? I would spend the rest of my life trying to get my powers.

[A]

Would you run before they were like, it's a prank. It's a prank.

[B]

I think I would run before. It's a prank.

[A]

They would be out the door. Monet would never know it was a prank. They would be down the street. Street never saw the thing air for the rest of Monet's life. Monet's the blur that they couldn't get to sign the release. Just a blurry face running by. And Monet never found out it was a break. There's probably someone like that.

[B]

No, they would have had to have seen it on Social. Come on. They would have had to.

[A]

It was scary. It was. I. I would have. I would have been someone running. I'm gonna try to help. I'm a black person who runs before I see what we're running from. If you running, bitch, I'm running.

[B]

Bob, you should help. You're a very helpful person.

[A]

Absolutely not. Not a bitch with hell can eat what I'm doing. What I'm gonna do against Jean Grey. What is my mere mortal ass gonna do when Jean Grey goes bananas and starts throwing fucking espressos around the room. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

[B]

Ice cappuccino.

[A]

I mean, ice cappuccino be so bad when she throw that hot. That piping hot McDonald's coffee. It's a wrap year that year. That's 1995. McDonald's coffee, when it was real hot, you know?

[B]

Oh, you told me this. The lady who burned or someone burned themselves at McDonald's, and they sued and they won because McDonald's Coffee was too hot.

[A]

A lot of people. And a lot of people back in the day, there's a whole documentary about you. You all should listen. Back in the day, people were like, wow, you burned yourself on coffee. But it was actually, like, insane. When they did the research, it was, like, way too hot. It burned her so bad, she got third degree burns that's all over her legs. She's wearing a tracksuit. Her tracksuit melted into her skin. It was insane.

[B]

Crazy. That's crazy. I cannot im. Ooh. And. And then people see that, and they're like, well, she's okay. She won a settlement. But you are up for the rest of your life. Like. Like, you get to get skin grafting. You, like, the amount of the pain and suffering and surgeries and also dysmorphia that you might. Girl, it's not. It's not worth it for a couple million dollars. It's not.

[A]

I also get the notion that people are like, well, she got money. She should be fine. I don't think it's that easy. I think that people with money can be very sad.

[B]

For sure. For sure, for sure, for sure.

[A]

Other parts, when it has money, she's miserable. What?

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Hmm.

[B]

Okay. Are you in anyone's Twitter circle?

[A]

I don't think so. Which is kind of. My feelings are kind of, because I'm in a lot of close friends on Instagram.

[B]

Yeah, I met a few close friends

[A]

too, but I'm not really anyone. That's not the truth. Am I in someone's circle? I mean, it's a bunch of random people, but sometimes when I'm, like, posting something on your behalf, I'll see that, like, some Thought has posted a Twitter story circle thing. You're in it. It's nobody I know. I'm not sure if anybody you know, but you are definitely in some circles.

[B]

Oh, there it is. Well, I am in some Twitter circles, obviously. Some friends, some famous friends of ours, but also some people that I'm not super close with, but I know them. And bitch people have been using some Dick pics that I. They use their Twitter circles to share their news. And I'd be like, oh, yes, bitch. Are you gonna do that work? No, no.

[A]

I don't know. Unless you said you were sitting in the news like two years ago. Now all of a sudden, now you're married, you're a chaste woman to people

[B]

I'm hooking up with, not to just the random people on the Internet.

[A]

Well, I think a lot of what is happening on alt Twitter is the opportunity to hook up. So a lot of people who create alts, they're just getting into other alts and they'll find alts in their city and they will hook up with them. So it's not just random people. It's like, this is for hopes that you and I will rub dicks or rub holes or rub pussies or rub whatever.

[B]

Really? All the alts I've seen. There was someone in New York City who used to come to. I think he used to go to. He used to come to a lot of my shows. And I was just on Twitter. I was just on Twitter looking at

[A]

the one, you know about, the one in your Strange Fruit video.

[B]

Which one?

[A]

No.

[B]

Was he my strange. I don't know.

[A]

No. Cause he. You wouldn't remember.

[B]

Who is it? You'd remember.

[A]

You remember. I was like, damn, he is cute. Oh,

[B]

one of our friend's ex boyfriend.

[A]

No, no. I remember asking like, damn, this boy is so cute.

[B]

Anyway.

[A]

Anyway, it's not even his all. I think it's just his straight up Twitter at this point.

[B]

Anyway. Well, I'm gonna say. Gonna boot the name. Do you know who that is? Hot, tall, beefy. And then I was just on Twitter and I was looking at porn and I saw. I was like, oh, my God, he was packing all that the whole time

[A]

and he was hot.

[B]

I was like, damn, he would have worked.

[A]

I didn't know that. I don't know who that is Now. Now I want to know who that is. I'm trying to look it up, but also, I don't know if you're. If you're. I don't know. I can't tell if you're saying it with a funny accent or if that's just how you. Or that's actually how it's supposed to be.

[B]

I just see you on Instagram right now.

[A]

Okay. I was like, do you have an accent or are you saying it for real? I don't know which one it is. Do people spell their names funny on the Internet?

[B]

Well, he spells it Funny.

[A]

Oh, to make it wrong on Instagram.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You thought I was saying it.

[A]

Yeah, I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I've never seen this person a day in my life.

[B]

Oh, but bitch, I stumbled on his fucking thing and I gagged.

[A]

But you didn't get stunned. You didn't stumble, bitch, he put you in it.

[B]

This is true. No, no, but it was like one of those big Twitter porn accounts, like dicks for days who had like 150,000 followers. They put it in their thing and they shared it. And I was like, wait, is that. I didn't save it. Of course not. I know I didn't like it and save it, but I gagged.

[A]

Can you give a tip for TikTok? You want to get into this?

[B]

What?

[A]

So sometimes I like to comment on something, but. But I want to come back and see if other people are commenting on that comment without getting lost in stuff. So then what I do is I will make a folder just for things I've commented on, then I can go back and check the comment and see if we're talking under it. It has really saved me so much time and like, mom, like, oh, I wonder if anyone's talking about that comment. I wonder if anyone else is agreeing with what I'm saying. So you make, you comment on it and then you make a. You, you flag it or you, you save it, make it a collection, and then you make a folder called Comments. So you're welcome to those of you who are. Who are having that same problem I was having. And also on TikTok, I found out that if you open Instagram or TikTok and the in, like the TikTok, or if you accidentally scroll the wrong way, the TikTok goes away. You can actually go back and look at the TikToks you've already seen.

[B]

Oh, I did not know that.

[A]

Yeah, because every time I scroll the wrong way and the tick tock is just gone or I close, I'll close down. Oh, it's gone. I'll never see it again. Nope. You can actually go back and find that TikTok gag.

[B]

I didn't know that was a thing.

[A]

Yep, you're welcome.

[B]

You're wild. You're.

[A]

I love the Internet.

[B]

I know you love TikTok.

[A]

I love all the Internet.

[B]

Is all the. Do you think all the Internet is created equal?

[A]

No,

[B]

no, the answer is good talk.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I don't think that, you know, that TikTok was created with the same, you know, ingenuity and. Or software that, like, wordle was created with.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

I think that they're a little different.

[B]

Well, you know, I Like, what do you think the next big thing is, like, and why can't we create it, right? Cause, like, we can.

[A]

We just gotta. You just gotta. It's right place, right time. It's giving right place, right time.

[B]

Because, like, you know, there was vine. And then someone said, you know, let's do. Let's do. Let's do Twitter. And then someone said, we had Twitter, but, like, what about. Twitter was just pictures only. And then Instagram came, and then they had musical ly, which became TikTok. It's like, what is the next thing?

[A]

But you also remember back in the day, the reason why vine became so big and Musical Ly became so big. So big is because Instagram didn't do videos, right?

[B]

Instagram was just pictures.

[A]

And then it was going live when Periscope was the live thing.

[B]

Periscope.

[A]

But then they were all like, but that's Thing. But this thing nowadays, whatever you do, the one of the big three is just gonna take it. Like Stereo and Clubhouse got destroyed by spaces. And I think just spaces like Clubhouse did not stand a chance because it was a. It was a really good. It was a really good idea. And I used to love Stereo.

[B]

Stereo. We do a lot of podcasts on Stereo.

[A]

And I might even go back to Stereo, to be honest, because the thing about Stereo is you can just swipe through and find random things. Whereas. Whereas on. On Twitter, to get to a space, you. It. You have to be following them to get to their space. I think. I think.

[B]

And Paris and a stereo, they used to pay you to, like, they would pay you these other. They don't pay you like that Tick Tock does. But Twitter don't be paying you. Instagram don't pay you. Yeah.

[A]

Series pays thousands of dollars. I'm not gonna lie to y'. All. To, like, get people to join. I was like, y' all better work. They did owe me a lot of money. Before I. Before they left, I was like, oh, a lot of money.

[B]

Me too. Sorry, I'm rocking my camera.

[A]

I was like, y' all kind of owe me a lot of money. But I was still using that because it was just so fun.

[B]

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. This is true.

[A]

Oh, what I'm saying, I'm about to say, which isn't that weird, because then I use all the other apps for free.

[B]

You know, I want to see so okay, so first of all, when the Beyonce releases her tickets, tour dates, are the Beyonce going?

[A]

You said the Beyonce?

[B]

Yeah, the Beyonce. Are you interested in going?

[A]

Yeah, I could go. I could go. But I would want, like a VIP thing. But I wouldn't want to pay VIP prices for Beyonce. I pay VIP prices for like, Lizzo's show. Cuz Lizzo is not paying me. Charging these insane prices.

[B]

Okay, what is the. What is the most you would spend to go see Beyonce?

[A]

Oh, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it then because I. I wouldn't want to spend more than between like my flight and everything. Or is it like, you know, I mean, like travel or if it's going to be here in LA or whatever.

[B]

No, no, no. Just for the tickets to the show. We won't factor in travel, just tickets to the show.

[A]

$3,000.

[B]

I was gonna say 2,500. Cause I've been. Ever since she dropped the album, I've been saving monthly so that when it comes, anytime that's something that I know coming up. I would, like, save money so that I have like a thing for that thing. Like whether it be a bracelet or a thing or whatever that. So I've been like, putting money aside every month for it and then. But I was like, yeah, I was like, 2,500 is where I tap out. I was like, I should not be paying more than 2,500 bucks to go see a live show.

[A]

Well, I also need to take a chill pill because I have been spending a lot of money. I bought my mom a house. I'm remodeling the house. I did the black music video. I like, I'm. I. I need to start saving money right now is what I need to start doing. Fixing up a house is very expensive. Plot twist.

[B]

Who you the. Who the are you telling? This is wild, girl.

[A]

And you know, this is my mom's forever home, so I wanted to be nice, you know what I mean? But also like, Miss Mama, Miss Girl,

[B]

Miss Thing, Miss Girl.

[A]

Like, it's a lot, you know?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. But Andy and I. Andy want to go together, but I want to get like a bunch of people to go.

[A]

I just went back on stereo. Oh, my God. Should I. Should we start stereoing again?

[B]

Stereo got a little messy, didn't it?

[A]

Did it. Wait, what did it do?

[B]

What'd it do?

[A]

Everything's messy now. What did they do?

[B]

Nothing. With us trying to do it like podcasts and do stereo. It was like a whole thing.

[A]

Oh, I mean, it's always a little hard to do that kind of stuff. But I, you know, I love a challenge. You know me, Miss Thing. I wonder if I can get over here and see that they still owe me money,

[B]

girl. Oh, I still have the app. I didn't realize I still have it. I still have money. I have money in here that they. They owe me. Like for real, for real. Anyway, that's beside the point.

[A]

I'm gonna click withdraw money. Wait, maybe if you go back here, I'm gonna click withdraw money.

[B]

I tried that. It didn't work.

[A]

I think mine just worked.

[B]

No, trust me, I got all the way there too. And I. I got nothing in the mail or anything.

[A]

Well, they said get your hopes down. Get your hopes down. Don't get your hopes up. Honey.

[B]

What? Nothing.

[A]

You think you about to say something.

[B]

I wasn't. I was. I really wasn't.

[A]

We've been all over the place. I don't know where our conversation is headed.

[B]

I don't know what our topic is. I think it's one without a topic.

[A]

The one.

[B]

Oh my God. It's making me make a whole new avatar and everything again. I think my profile, My profile is like gone.

[A]

Oh, girl, they yeeted your money. Girl, yeet. Girl, they yeeted your money.

[B]

I have a whole bunch of TikTok trend videos I want to do, but I've just been videos trends or like videos I want to make on TikTok, but I just have not like, like 27 videos.

[A]

Well, why haven't you done them? Like, are they in drag and stuff?

[B]

No, not in drag.

[A]

Honestly. TikTok is where I live out of drag. And it's. It's kind of become where like TikTok is where I live out of drag. Instagram's where I live in Dragon. That's kind of become where I'm at these days, to be honest. And YouTube is where I get in drag.

[B]

Bob has little compartments for his life. I love it.

[A]

Well, I mean, I do have some. I have some drag on my TikTok for sure, where I get like dressed up, giving the full juice. But for the most part, my TikToks are almost all completely out of drag, to be honest. And I just really, I just posted a very maybe controversial TikTok.

[B]

What'd you post?

[A]

About an hour ago.

[B]

Let me go on your page and see. Bob the drag Queen now. If there's one thing you learn before

[A]

leaving this place, it's that we even the weakest.

[B]

I want this. Down under nose bitch. I was at the. I did Roscoe's this past week, and I didn't even know that Anita Wiglet was from down under. She was talking, and I was like, she has an accent. I thought it was British. Anyway, she goes, she's not from Australia.

[A]

She's from New Zealand.

[B]

New Zealand. She's a. Also, I know that it's not a bad word for. But anytime someone calls someone from New Zealand a Kiwi, it, like, feels bad. I feel like I kind of like how with Jew or calling someone a Jew, calling someone a kiwi just feels not nice to say. It sounds very aggressive.

[A]

How about Canuck?

[B]

What's a Canuck?

[A]

I think a Canuck is a Canadian. I think a Canuck is a Canadian.

[B]

It don't sound right.

[A]

Yeah, like, so and so is a Canuck. Nigga, who you calling a Canuck? You call him a Canuck? My dude.

[B]

Yeah, Canuck, Jew, Kiwi, they all are. Okay, but no, but a lot of Jewish folk are saying Jew is. If you're not Jewish, you cannot say Jew. You can't call someone a Jew.

[A]

Yeah, I saw a guy online saying that. I think. Yeah, I saw a guy online who was like, I don't like them. But also, I think also, with the growing amount of hate toward Jewish people, it's getting really wild. I mean, especially, like, first of all, to be honest, Kanye west becoming a black Israelite was kind of on my 2022 bingo card, if I'm being fully honest. But now I'm starting to see a lot of people be like, see?

[B]

See? See what?

[A]

He was right. There are some people who are starting

[B]

to be like, oh, I saw this on TikTok, and I think we need

[A]

to get ahead of this because he's running for president and we're all kicking and ha, ha. Ing and the bitch. That's exactly what we're doing. When Donald Trump ran president, we were

[B]

all like, I know.

[A]

No, it'll never. No, no, no, no, no, no. We need to get ahead of this now. We need to get ahead of this. Donald Trump paved a way for shit like this. He had a Milo Yakanopoulos, or whatever the fuck his name is as his campaign manager.

[B]

I don't know who that even is, who Donald Trump did or Kanye West.

[A]

Kanye West. Milo. What's his fucking name? Milo. His name is very Greek, and I don't remember it. Yiannopoulos or something like that. Yeah, Milo Yiannopoulos. He's just, like, gay conservative, but he's, like, very homophobic, very racist, very Transphobic, Very misogynistic. He's like, I would never hire a woman. I would never hire a gay person.

[B]

And he's gay.

[A]

He's gay. He was Kanye West's campaign manager. And then Kanye west was with known white supremacist.

[B]

That guy, that dude that was saying that crazy shit.

[A]

I forget his name. Yeah. Who has a slightly Latinx name. What's his name?

[B]

Yeah, I'll tell you right now.

[A]

Kanye West. Also, I. I tried to like. So Kanye west was saying that Hitler invented microphones and highways. So then I. I like, googled it to see if it was true. And it's not true, by the way. But what was really wild was I went on. I went on Tick tock.

[B]

Nick Fuentes.

[A]

Nick Fuentes. Yeah. I went on TikTok to type in that question. And TikTok would. TikTok was like, we are not touching this.

[B]

Good.

[A]

TikTok sent a message that said, if you type in the name of a certain. If you type in the name of a certain Austrian leader From World War II into the search filter, TikTok just says, get the facts. We encourage you to verify the facts. And really, sources when seeking information about the Holocaust and its legacy. Learn more. They will not give you a single result.

[B]

Good. See, TikTok, but it works. See,

[A]

they got full documentary.

[B]

Well, that's true too.

[A]

Like, they was like, oh, yeah, we talk about this, niggas all day.

[B]

There's been. I mean, there's been. I have seen a lot of tiktoks of people being like, I stumbled on this whole TikTok with fucking Dr. Umar yesterday, talking about why Wakanda Forever and Black Panther 1 were so bad to the black community and how. And how Mexicans. What's the word, the C word. Colonize Wakanda. And black people. We haven't learned our lessons in real life, and we clearly haven't learned them in fiction either. It was crazy. It was crazy, crazy, crazy.

[A]

I thought the actor may be Mexican. I don't know. The actor is Mexican, but I don't think that his character. Character was supposed to be canonically Mexican.

[B]

Yeah, I don't.

[A]

I.

[B]

No, I think the mother was Mexican.

[A]

I think the character is from a place that is now known as Mexico, if that makes any sense. I think the character is from a place that.

[B]

Mesoamerican. Mesoamerican.

[A]

So when they. When. When it took place, that area was not Mexico. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

[B]

Yeah, but it is really crazy. I'm like. I mean, these. It's like people like Dr. Umar and Kanye west and Donald Trump and Nick Fuentes and. And I'm not clumping Dr. Kumar into that scene, because I think I am. I think there's a difference there. But.

[A]

There's a difference. But Dr. Kumar is very messy.

[B]

Very, very messy.

[A]

Very problematic. Specifically to the black community more so than to the fucking white people he thinks he's protecting us from.

[B]

Yeah. And the amount of money people have given. I saw this thing with the scam school. Yeah, the scam school. I didn't realize that it was so deep rooted and how people were really giving this motherfucker a lot of money. Yeah.

[A]

He bought a school that he was supposed to fix up, and I guess the project just kind of fell through and now he just. I don't know. I don't know what he did with that money.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

But he also has these crazy. Where he's like. He's like. He has this. This. This concept. He's like, well, black people don't own any major city. Like, black people don't run any of the major cities. Like, there's no place where black people own the bank, the hospital, the school, the government, the road, the. The grocery store, this, that, and the other. And I'm like, okay, okay. There are. There are, like, black towns where, like, there are, like, a lot of black people in towns, but also white people are an extreme minority in America. Mm. For sure. But it's. But I don't know. I could. I could go into Dr. Umar for a minute, but it would. I'd be here for. I'd be here for a long time. Unless I want to do more research before I start talking about Dr. Umar, because he is a mess. And I wish they would stop putting him on the fucking Breakfast Club.

[B]

Or does he do the Breakfast Club often?

[A]

He does do the Breakfast Club.

[B]

Yep. Angela Yee just left the Breakfast Club to do her own show. Yeah.

[A]

And she was like, we talked about this already. She was like, the Breakfast Club as we know it is over. Like, bitch, say you leaving. Don't say it's over.

[B]

I mean, but as we know. And she's been at it since its inception, so it is as we know it.

[A]

But the fans were like. The fans under that comment were like, bye. Like, I thought it'd be like, oh, no, Angela. They were like, bye.

[B]

I know. So messy.

[A]

And then people started all these are coming and being like, Angela. They were like, angie, remember this time you did this bullshit? And they keep putting it.

[B]

Did it really?

[A]

Oh, yeah. And a lot of celebrities were like, remember that time I was on the show and you blah, blah, blah. It was wild. It was a wild thread. Go back and check it out.

[B]

Oh, bless her. Well, no, I mean, Charlamagne has his own show now. Angela has her own show. The only one who's still there. Well, I mean Charlemagne is still there as well, but who doesn't have another. Well, DJ Envy, I guess. DJs or he has something else. DJ Envy is the one who still. He's here.

[A]

Does he envy? Which one is it?

[B]

Amanda Seals has a new radio show. I've been meaning to check it out.

[A]

I think that it was really interesting to be in that room at the streaming the other day because you're in a room full of people who basically like create their own, who don't wait for deals from companies and from networks. They just really do their own thing. Watching the good mythical morning guys was so interesting because they have a. This really inspired me to do our thing. They were thanking the people that they pay and baby, the list was long. But then I look at some of their content. I was like, no, they have a full ass TV show. They have a full ass TV show. So it's not shocking. They have a lot of people. Good mythical morning.

[B]

I'm looking up right now, it has

[A]

a subscribers of 683,000.

[B]

Oh no. 18 million.

[A]

18 million subscribers. They get about 600 views per day. Now all their content is interesting, you know, some of it's great, some of it's whatever, but they, but their videos get a lot of people. This is a lot of traffic. This is huge. You know what I mean? And they're not Gen Z's. These guys are not spring chickens. You know what I mean?

[B]

Well, you know what it is? It's also, but it's also very like straight dude content. This is like, this is like very like straight rowy content.

[A]

Yeah, but I don't think it's just about being straight bros, because I think that, I think the same thing about like how Trixie and Katya got their thing going. They're not making straight bro content. But what they did was they just did what they did and they just kept making it. Like, I don't think it's just about like, it's not just about like just keep making the content. But I, but I do think there's something to consistency because when I was posting a lot on, on YouTube, I was getting a lot of views and when I stopped, it just slowed down and people were like, can we trust this bitch to fucking make stuff, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they kind of, I mean, they

[B]

say that's a big part of Views is having a consistent schedule. Because these dudes, they post daily.

[A]

Yeah, they post every day, Monday through Friday. Like, just like, just like any other TV show.

[B]

They better work.

[A]

But like, we could do this. We could do this. And they are making doll hairs. Honey doll hairs.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they are for sure.

[A]

But that's what I mean. I want to create a thing where we can bring in people like Arcia Ocean, Kelly, Mikey Angelo, like our friends and like give them money and give them gigs and give them exposure and. Because these fucking, like, I saw this group called RDC World and it's a bunch of these like straight guys who like all hang out, but they all like, they're a big group. They all go to support each other and then all their channels end up getting all this traction because they're all constantly like uplifting and promoting each other, you know.

[B]

Well, I was, I was, I was. I'm very intrigued how. I forgot. I was going to say I'm looking at mythical. Good. Mythical Morning. So it's just the two of them, Rhett and Link. They are the two. Oh, I was going to say, I, I thought that in the grand scheme of social media, like, because YouTube is how old now? YouTube is 20 years old at this point. I thought by this point YouTube would have fizzled out and something new would have come in, but clearly not. YouTube is bigger than ever.

[A]

Yeah, YouTube is. YouTube is not. I don't see it getting replaced because no one else is really focusing on long form content except for Twitch. But Twitch is specifically on live long form content.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You know, I mean, whereas YouTube is like, you can upload and also YouTube has really evolved a lot. It was just like the blog, like videos of whatever, but now it's like full on. People have full on TV shows on YouTube and some things just do better. Like for example, like when they went to the Trix and Katya show over on Vice and it didn't, it wasn't as successful. And then they went back to YouTube and they. And it was successful again.

[B]

Yeah, I want to do a video comparing all the chicken sandwiches. It is, I mean, I think like. And I will go to. I think we have to include her in the number.

[A]

Not Jesus Chicken. Not Jesus Chicken.

[B]

You had to call it up. I wanted to try. Do you want to do one for

[A]

something wherever you do it for your own page?

[B]

For my page. I want to start doing my Page again. Especially this next year, I want to start doing, but it is so hard. I always start like this, and I'm like, it is so hard to stay consistent for me.

[A]

Well, if you. If you. Why don't you just schedule it? If you put it in your schedule.

[B]

You know, this is true. This is true.

[A]

Like, Mateo started doing his Mateo. Girl, there's a picture of me at the streamys. And look at all that.

[B]

Bob. You Bob. I know, Bob. I did a tour with you, and every day, that's what I was looking at.

[A]

First of all, on tour, my armpits were covered. In every costume. Every single costume I have, my armpits were covered. So like, first.

[B]

First soak it up. The first one, your gloves went to here, and the dress was here.

[A]

First.

[B]

Baby, your armpits were out.

[A]

And you know what? Some women have armpit hair.

[B]

Okay. I'm just saying. I was staring at. I was staring at those two. Cousin, it's all month long in September.

[A]

I don't want to shave my armpits anymore. I'm over it.

[B]

Don't.

[A]

And I'm not. But this guy backstage posted a picture of me and him and bitch, the armpit was arm to pitting. I was like, my God, the armpit hair is just really giving right now. I will. We will put it on the screen. I'm gonna send it to the group chat right now so we can send it over. But, girl, the armpit was really doing this thing. I was like, this is.

[B]

This is a wild, wild behavior. Okay, so good. So you saw a good mythical morning show. Who Some other ones you liked? I mean, R2D2, like, are they Star wars people?

[A]

I didn't watch all this stuff, but RDC World is this group of, like, young black creators who are all, like, boosting. They like a lot of live streaming and stuff. Hasana B. Was there cooking with Lynja was also another really exciting creator that I got to get a picture with who I thought who I really liked a lot. Cooking with Lynch. It's like sweet little grandma from New Jersey.

[B]

Do you know who a bitch. Tabitha Brown. What platform did she start at? Because Tabitha is. Oh, really? Tabitha Brown is. I mean, she has. She is huge.

[A]

She has an underserved niche market. It is one vegan, two black girls. So, like, you know, and especially for these black girls who are vegan who, like, your families are making fun of you for being vegan, and they're, like, trying to make you feel like you can't be black and vegan, how Great. Must it feel to see this black woman on the Internet being like, there are black vegans out here in the world? Cause if you grew up in the Southern. I don't know where Tabitha's from, but, bitch, I grew up in a Southern

[B]

family, and she's Southern for sure.

[A]

And they don't fuck with that vegan shit. Southerners do not fuck with that vegan shit. They be like, get that. If you don't get that shit out of here.

[B]

Tabitha definitely has a Southern accent, so I think she's.

[A]

Hello there. I don't know where Tabitha's reaction. She'd be like, hello there.

[B]

Who tried to do Olivia? Olivia tried to do her own Snatch Game. It didn't work out that well.

[A]

Tabitha Brown is from North Carolina. North Cackalack.

[B]

Yeah. That's the Sal. I'm gonna be in Charlotte tomorrow. I'm very excited to go to Charlotte.

[A]

Charlotte. By the time y' all hear this, Monet will. Monet will have already been back. So, Monet, how was Charlotte?

[B]

It was amazing. Honestly, one of my best sets ever. I turned it. They lived nice.

[A]

Yeah, bro. I live.

[B]

All right, Roberta. I think we've done it.

[A]

Two of my last shows, I had to do out of drag.

[B]

You did your. You had to or you wanted to?

[A]

I had to. So I was headed to. Where did I just go? Louisville, Kentucky. Not Louisville. This was the other town before Louisville, which was Indianapolis. Indianapolis. How'd you know that?

[B]

I'm a fan of you.

[A]

You must have did this track, too.

[B]

No, I'm a fan of you. Did you have to drive?

[A]

Bitch, you did this already. Shut the fuck up.

[B]

I did not. I have not done Indianapolis or Louisville.

[A]

You full of shit, Monet. I don't.

[B]

I have not. I really have not.

[A]

Anyway, I was at Helium in Indianapolis, and on the way there, I got like. We got snowed in in Minneapolis on the layover. Getting snowed in during a layover is wild. If you get snowed in. If you get. If your flight gets canceled and you're at home, it's like, I'll just go home, bitch. When you get snowed in a layover, it is wild. And don't even try to leave the airport during. Cause everyone. Cause everyone in the airport is trying to leave. So we got snow. I was there for three extra hours, and then I landed as the show was starting.

[B]

Gag.

[A]

So I went and did my show out of drag.

[B]

How was.

[A]

Was funny? As you know, none of my comedy's really about me being in drag. So it was. I dress up in drag? Cause I like it. I like dressing up. I like, you know. Yeah, I like doing drag.

[B]

Yeah. All right Roberta. Well I have to catch my red eye flight. Listen, I have to say this. Love living in la, but going from west to east can. Sometimes you have to leave the night before cause leaving in the morning will get you there at like fucking like five o'. Clock.

[A]

Well the truth is there's more cities on the east coast on the east side and it's easier to travel from New York to Chicago to Atlanta to Raleigh to Durham to Detroit. Over here it's just Seattle, Louisiana, San Francisco, Portland, Oregon.

[B]

Yeah, so we'll have to leave, get on a red eye tonight for a show tomorrow night, which is why.

[A]

Okay, bye. Go get on your plane, bitch.

[B]

My God, you're ridiculous. Goodbye. Bye.