The One About the MCU

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One About the MCU"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Date: September 9, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Theme: The hosts dive into their love for the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), nerd out about superheroes, debate DC vs. Marvel, reminisce about childhood, rate gayest franchises, and make each other cackle with signature shade and chemistry.

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Episode Overview

This episode is an energetic, hilarious, and nostalgic ride through fast food obsessions, childhood superhero favorites, deep-cut X-Men comic lore, and the eternal Marvel vs. DC debate. Bob and Monét use their encyclopedic pop culture knowledge—plus lots of personal stories and playful roasting—to unpack which superheroes matter to them, debate who’s the most powerful mutant, and run a classic Sibling Rivalry mock battle to cap off the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fast Food Faves and Soda Obsessions (02:15–14:48)

• The episode kicks off with a passionate riff on Taco Bell, Baja Blast, and fast food exclusives.
• Bob is baffled by Monét's excitement about Baja Blast Zero:
  "Girl, they've had Baja Blasts. Zero Baja Blasts at Taco Bell for years." [02:43]
• They both detail their ongoing Taco Bell orders and clarify urban legends about "exclusive" Mountain Dew flavors (Code Red, anyone?)
• Classic Monét quote:
  "I just love Baja Blast. Baja Blast makes me feel good inside. It makes me happy." [03:42]
• The two compare the faux luxury of glasses brands, with Monét dramatically listing Gucci frames as "pennies" before backtracking (bit alert!).
  "These are really expensive, too. These are like eight or nine hundred dollars." [07:33]
  "I was kidding about the...800, $900. I was doing a bit, y'all." [08:14]
• An epic retelling of a delayed late-night Taco Bell delivery reveals Monét “in her big back era,” gorging happily, then drowsily regretting:
  "I sat in that kitchen half asleep and I ate my entire Nachos Bell Grande...and went to sleep. I felt so fat." [13:11]
• Bob, on the other hand, never has post-meal regrets, embracing the bliss: "When I eat a big meal, I am so happy, I am so content. I feel like I am living a blissful experience." [14:57]

2. Jumping Into the MCU with the Blob and Supervillains (16:46–19:43)

• Segue into the MCU inspires a discussion on plus-sized representation: Monét: "The Blob is the only plus-sized person, like, fat person in the MCU." [17:20]_
• Bob psychoanalyzes villains:
  "All villains are just reacting, right? It's a reaction to their circumstances, reaction to the world." [17:50]
• They compare villains across universes, touching on the Joker’s motivations and mental health.

3. Childhood Comic Book Love & Marvel vs. DC (22:13–33:47)

• Both hosts reminisce on the impact of superhero cartoons—Monét’s heart belonged to the X-Men, while Bob reveals he grew up on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Monét:
  "The MCU was my first experience because I watched the original X Men... That's why X Men are like my favorite superheroes..." [22:13]
• They debate which universe has stood the test of time:
  Monét: "In my personal opinion, the MCU is superior because I just think the library just has way more superheroes than dc." [23:22]_
• Bob breaks down the Batman movie eras and lauds DC’s cinematic gold with Batman films: "In most people's favorite superhero movies in the top 10, three of them are Batman movies." [24:02]
• The legit quality of superhero movies vs. spectacle:
  Monét: "I want to see these motherfuckers use their power and do... in real life. So I'm not always... I don't care that the story isn't great." [25:19]_

4. Best & Worst of Batman and MCU Movie Adaptations (28:08–34:02)

• The hosts air strong feelings about Batman actors and costume eras—nipples on George Clooney’s suit, Michael Keaton’s versatility, Robert Pattinson’s “emo” Batman.
  Monét: "Honestly, I think that was lowkey part of my sexual awakening. Like seeing these hard ass nipples on these costumes." [31:38]_
• Bob’s love for Michael Keaton’s range—“Beetlejuice, Batman, Birdman, Jack Frost”—gets high praise.
  "If y'all do not know about Michael Keaton, like, you gotta get up on your Michael Keaton game." [32:22]
• Favorite Batman film? Both agree:
  Bob: "The Dark Knight is the best Batman movie of all time." [33:49]_

5. X-Men Is the Gayest, MCU or DC? (37:38–39:54)

• Battle for the gayest superhero franchise:
  Bob: "The X-Men are faggots...and Deadpool is a straight guy who thinks it's funny." [38:08]_
• Monét: "Deadpool is literally making gay jokes the entire time." [38:03]_
• Recognition for queer Marvel icons—Storm, Dark Phoenix, Mystique all celebrated as OG gay icons.

6. Which Mystique Reigns Supreme? (39:54–40:00)

• Bob’s take: Loves the look of Rebecca Romijn’s Mystique, but admits Jennifer Lawrence’s had more narrative depth.

7. The Most Powerful Mutants (55:05–61:43)

• Jacob and the hosts run down a list of the most powerful mutants, with much mock-serious debate.
• Notable Rank Notes: Dark Phoenix, Storm, Magneto, Professor X, Wolverine, and surprise entries like Franklin Richards.
• Side Note: Monét roasts Rogue’s Mississippi roots:
  Bob: "She racist, y'all. That bitch racist." [60:31]_

8. Sibling Rivalry Superpower Face-Off (62:06–End)

• In signature podcast style, the episode ends with a live role-played superpower generator battle.
• Notable quotes - IMAGINATIVE COMBAT:
  • Bob: "I'm going to let you catch me. I'm going to let you run up on me. Where do you catch me?" [65:50]_
  • Monét: "You cannot kill dust. Dust will exist forever." [65:17]_
  • Jacob: "But, Monet, you're immortal. So you just need to await, like, 90 years, and then you're fine." [69:47]_
• The hosts flex their improv muscles, tossing logic and superhero rules out the window for laughs.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "Jean Grey and Cyclops... they're all someone’s baby, you know?"
  — Bob the Drag Queen [18:33]
• "I just love Baja Blast. Baja Blast makes me feel good inside. It makes me happy."
  — Monét X Change [03:42]
• "When I eat a big meal, I am so happy, I am so content. I feel like I am living a blissful experience."
  — Bob the Drag Queen [14:57]
• "Honestly, I think that was lowkey part of my sexual awakening. Like seeing these hard ass nipples on these costumes."
  — Monét X Change [31:38]
• "The X-Men are faggots...and Deadpool is a straight guy who thinks it's funny."
  — Bob the Drag Queen [38:08]
• "Storm is a gay icon for sure."
  — Bob the Drag Queen [38:49]
• "You're a landline. I'm immortal...I'm a dust bunny, baby."
  — Monét X Change [65:30]

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Segment Timestamps

• Fast food/Taco Bell/Soda banter: 02:15 – 14:48
• Villains & Plus Size Characters: 16:46 – 19:43
• MCU/DC Childhood Fandom & Batman talk: 22:13 – 34:02
• The X-Men as Queer Icons: 37:38 – 39:54
• The Great Mystique Debate: 39:54 – 40:00
• Top Mutants Power Ranking: 55:05 – 61:43
• Sibling Rivalry Superpower Battle: 62:06 – End

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Tone & Chemistry

True to form, Monét and Bob keep things playful, self-deprecating, and boisterous. Both hosts weave between pop culture analysis, standup comedy, and campy one-upmanship, creating a podcast episode that's as informative for nerd culture as it is riotously fun. If you love comic book debates, MCU deep dives, and the art of drag queen banter, this episode is a must-listen.

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Useful for MCU and superhero fans, comedy lovers, or anyone seeking laughs, nostalgia, and chaos hosted by two of the sharpest drag minds in podcasting!

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry. On today's episode, we talk about Taco Bell, we explore the mcu, and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he's probably harassing to people body shaming him his whole life. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, you should have. You should have fucking held that on just a little bit longer so this bitch could be here floundering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I start with some advice since everyone loves advisory so much? When you talk to your doctor, tell the truth. Don't. Don't save face. Don't say you're working out more than you work out. Don't say that you're drinking less than you're actually drinking. Don't tell them that you're taking or finishing medication you didn't finish. Y', all, they're not there to judge you. They're just trying to give you accurate medical attention. So just tell the truth when you're at the doctor, please.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I have definitely lied to the doctor before. I'm like, in the moment. I was like, nigga, who are you? Who? Like, I'm like, who? I'm like, you're only doing a disservice to yourself. I remember, like, after the lie came out, I was like, why did you say that? I was like, cause you're embarrassed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause the doctors are asking you very private question. How often do you work out? And you're like, every day. I can't stop.

[Monet X Change]

Do you have sex with other men

[Bob the Drag Queen]

under duress? Only if I'm, like, desperate. Only if I'm, like, really desperate.

[Monet X Change]

Like, Harlem hookups. Oh, God, let me not bring that back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you all so much for coming on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Okay, two things I want to say before we get into the episode. Number one, they have a zero sugar Baja Blast at the Taco Bell, baby. So you can drink all the zero sugar you want. I mean, all the Baja blasts you want and not feel any guilt. Why are you doing that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fancy Instagram reels. Why do you have the same information everyone else? Girl, they've had Baja Blasts. Zero Baja Blasts at Taco Bell for years. You know, I. Jacob, will confirm this. I eat Taco Bell all the time. I love Taco Bell down. Okay. And in fact, when I. When I was on the Madonna store, I was eating Taco Bell like, literally all the time, which is. Well, before we were rehearsing, which is. I ended up losing all that weight because I was actually. If you. If you order the.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2019.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I didn't know that well, because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I was. I was using the Lose it app, which I'm not obsessing over the way. I don't strongly recommend it because it was a little bit obsessive. But you can get a 500 calorie meal from Taco Bell with the Doritos Locos. And I found it quite. I found. I always found it quite filling. Then I would get a Baja. A giant Baja Blast. Zero.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I love a Baja Blast. Baja Blast is so fucking. I don't know what they put. It's akin to. It's like Mountain Dew and Sprout White had a baby. And I just love a Baja Blast. Baja Blast makes me feel good inside. It makes me feel. It makes me happy. I just love Baja Blast. And they don't sell it. Like, you can't go to the store and buy Baja Blast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's only. Well, they used to also have Code Red. Oh, my God. I don't think I've had Code Red, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, I think KFC has Code Red still. Could you Google that? Mountain Dew had a flavor called Code Red for a very short time in stores, and then it moved to either KFC exclusively or. And it's not a Taco Bell. I know that for sure. But Mountain Dew Code Red was a game changer. Truly resplendent. And also, if you all. Okay. Oh, my God, I'm so glad we're talking about zero, because, like, this is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It means so much to me.

[Monet X Change]

I talked about this before. The Zero Sugar game is crazy. The way that these sodas taste. Just like the thing with zero sugar. Like, we. We kind of. Bob, there is. There. There has to be something they' that it has is bad for us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I'm sure. I don't care. I don't care. Dr. Pepper Vanilla Zero,

[Jacob]

Y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All, first of all, when it comes to Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper is the best diet soda in the business. Even. Even diet Dr. Pepper is.

[Monet X Change]

I hate Dr. Pepper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, then you don't understand. Like, just. You don't get it. The girls who get it get it. And the girls who don't, don't. Because Dr. Pepper is an amazing soda

[Monet X Change]

off the heels of the Delta. I think you and I should do a soda. No. First of all, okay, we need to do two things we need to do. I'm give you a soda taste test, and you need to give me an alcohol taste test. Cause you know how I think a lot of, like, all the clear ones taste the same and all the. We need to do that. I think we should do that on our.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you did the alcohol smell test, I'd be able to tell you what was what just by smelling it. I'd be like, vodka.

[Monet X Change]

I want to do the taste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rum.

[Monet X Change]

So at the end, I could be

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, obviously I'm not tasting it, but I'm letting you, like, just. They smell so different. Like, the smells are disparate.

[Monet X Change]

You also have bad vision, so I feel like your sense of smell is heightened because you have bad vision.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like a fucking. That happens. I'm not blind.

[Monet X Change]

You're not blind, but your vision is impeded.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I have impaired vision since I was 4, but I'm not like,

[Monet X Change]

I can

[Bob the Drag Queen]

legally drive without my glasses. This nigga's like, fucking. What's the name?

[Monet X Change]

Daredevil Bobby out here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I have my prescription on the. Is your prescription on the inside of your glasses? Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To any doctor out there. What does this mean? My numbers are. This might be the order for the glasses. This actually might be the order for the glasses.

[Monet X Change]

It's full on the skew. The skew number for the fucking glasses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I get a lot of questions about these glasses. I don't want to say who they are, because I'm not trying to, like, plug in whatever the place I went and got these glasses from. These are actually sunglasses. And I was like, could you make them. Could you just put. I said, oh, I like these. Could you just make them into regular glass? And they're like, yeah, absolutely. So I just went over to the. To the. When I went to the place to get my sun. My glasses, I just saw these cool sunglasses. And I was like, oh, could these just be regular glass? And they said, yes. Oh, my God, we're so similar.

[Monet X Change]

This is the one with my glasses, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, really?

[Monet X Change]

These are some Gucci glasses. And I went to the store, I was like, they had these for the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, oh, but you give Gucci free plugs. Oh, you know, if you're doing A big company like Gucci. I'm just gonna go ahead and shout these out there. Warby Parker. Very inexpensive. And I. And I get a lot. I mean, because they're so inexpensive, they're like, like 60 something bucks. I get like four pair at a time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, these are really expensive, too. These are like eight or nine hundred dollars. And then so I. I took them to a place and I got the lenses taken out and put glasses in them.

[Jacob]

And if you're looking for new glasses, you can go to warbyparker.com rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jacob, could you tell me where Code Red is?

[Monet X Change]

Did you Google that? Also, I was kidding about the code.

[Jacob]

It looks like it discontinued and moved into a code Red zero. KFC does do exclusive Mountain Dew beverages, but none of them are Code Red. There's a blueberry one. There's a passion fruit one called something Lightning. But KFC does not do Code Red.

[Monet X Change]

I miss the exclusive sodas. Also, I want to say I was kidding about the inexpensive 800, $900. I was doing a bit, y'.

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[Monet X Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it was a bit. I think you realize it didn't land. I don't think you realize how it looks.

[Monet X Change]

Look these up. These glasses were not. I mean, it was like five years ago. These glasses were not. Gucci doesn't sell. I mean, I'm sure they do sell glasses. They're expensive, but usually the base, they're around three or four hundred dollars and never that much. Cheap pennies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pennies on the dollar.

[Monet X Change]

I think I missed. I didn't realize that these fast food brands out here had exclusive flavors. Like, I guess I just. Besides Baja Blast, I never thought about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a Mountain Dew thing. Only Mountain Dew does this. So Mountain Dew has, like, cornered the market when it comes to exclusive beverages. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

If only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they really are the leaders in this. Like, you can only get this soda at this fast food restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's a good thing because, baby, let me tell you something. I will go to what I just want. I have a little craving for Baja Blast. I will go to and get Taco Bell and order whole just to get a Baja Blast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you talk about? Order?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. I get the Nachos Bell Grande with the. Why are you doing that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just.

[Monet X Change]

I get the Nachos Bell Grande. I add lettuce to my nacho's Bo Grande, and I get extra seasoned beef, which y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly. I get the extra seasoned beef every time. And I've gotten it without adding the extra beef. It'd be the same amount of beef. They do not extra into beef. So you'd be playing like, a dollar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll put it on the side.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, that's. I don't think you can choose that option. Like, when you order an Uber Eats, you can't say, put the beef on the side. So, honestly, skimp out on the extra beef, because they do not be putting extra beef in my shit. And then I put. So I put lettuce and onions on my nachobo Grande and in my. And I get a crunchy taco supreme. Then I get. Bitch. Ooh, what's the name of it? That new chicken burrito thing. Have you had the new chicken? The new Cantina Burrito burrito thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I have not, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

The fucking Cantina Burrito. I'll tell you all the name of it. Cause y' all not gonna believe me how good this is. Honey, it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was in.

[Monet X Change]

It's called the Cantina Chicken Burrito. I don't know what flavorings they have in it, but the chicken is so good. The sauce is really good. The Cantina Chicken Burrito is everything. Those are two things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was in Long island for months, I would. They had this. They had this, like, taco that was, like, grilled, but it had cheese on the outside. It was only there for, like, a few months. It was not a hit. But it was the best thing I've ever had from Taco Bell. I'm so mad at y' all for letting it flop, because now I can't have it. It was so, so good. But my order depends on whether or not I'm hungry. If I'm really hungry, I'm gonna get the Doritos Locos Tacos.

[Monet X Change]

How many?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to get a. A Doritos Locos chalupa.

[Monet X Change]

You're a chalupa, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the chalupa.

[Jacob]

God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chalupa's gonna set the nacho bell. Grande. Said the most basic thing at Taco Bell.

[Monet X Change]

That's hilarious. But I. But I add onions and lettuce to my shit, so my shit be popping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Said the most basic order from Taco Bell. Anyway. And then I get the. A quesadilla, a chicken quesadilla. And I get the cinnamon. The cinnamon balls. Okay. And if I'm not that hungry, I just get the Doritos Locos and the Mountain Dew.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah, I used to get the cinnamon balls, but they're not good. Like, something Changed in a recipe where the consistency on the outside is not what it used to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, how far are you from Taco Bell? That's what's changed is how far you are from Taco Bell. If you get. I'm telling you, this has changed for me too. I noticed. I don't fuck around. I be, I be eating Taco Bell. Okay. If you're further, the cinnamon balls do not keep well. They don't hold long. Right. What you want is that soft outside with a gooey center, right? But if you live far from Taco Bell, by the time it gets to you, it's going to be hard on the outside and the inside is going to be cold. Or go to the Taco Bell and order them. You will be having a very different experience. You will be having a very different experience.

[Monet X Change]

I was in my fat back, bitch. I was in my big back era last night. Big back, big back, big back down. So. Oh, this is the story. So number one, you and I have talked about this before, but shout out to Sarah, Sarah Lazarus, she's a comedian. She had a show last night at Dynasty type writing. She emailed me like months ago. She's like, hey Monet, I'm new to la, would you mind, would you be interested in doing some time at my show? I was like, sure. And then so I went also, Dylan Adler was there. Do you know Dylan Adler? Love Dylan Adler. He's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't know Dylan Adler.

[Monet X Change]

Asian comedian. He's half Asian, half white guy. He sings a lot with his twins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, he's the one who does the Lynn Mem Miranda impersonation?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've seen him. Yeah, he does Lin Manuel and he has a twin.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's so funny. Dylan is so fucking funny. I love Dylan, Adam. Anyway, So I did 15 minutes, I did out of drag and like we talked about this before, but I just want to iterate. It is so affirming and it's so like fierce when I get up there out of drag and do my own bit and people were like telling me how funny and how hilarious I was. Cause my again, that means that my comedy is not contingent upon me being impersonating a lady. Anyway, it was a very nice show. Sarah was great. The audience was fucking fab. So after that I came home, it was like one o' clock in the morning, Andy and I in the bed watching something. And at like 2:45 I'm like, no, at like 2:00 clock I'm like, let's Order Taco Bell. And he's like, no, I'm not gonna eat it. I'm like, come on, come on, come on, let's get us in. He's like, no, I'm not gonna eat it. So I ordered a Taco Bell, bitch. The man was sitting at the taco bell from 2:15 until 3:00 clock in the morning. So at like 2:40, I was like, hello, are you coming? Because the talk was like eight minutes from my house. And he was like, yeah, I'm just sitting in line waiting. I was like, I was like, babe, for 35 minutes. He's like, yeah, there's a long line. I was like, okay, bitch. I was. So now I'm on the bed falling asleep. So you know, like when I like that late night hunger hits you and you want the thing and you order it and you think it's gonna be there by a certain time. Well, now we're an hour and a half into waiting for this thing. So now I'm falling asleep, I'm like, I don't want this food anymore. So now. But he comes here and I am like asleep. When he gets to the house, he, he's ringing the bell, I'm asleep. I go get it. And I was just so fat. I sat in that kitchen half asleep and I ate my entire Nachos Bell Grande, my entire crunchy Taco supreme, my entire fucking Chicken Cantina Burrito, burrito, burrito. And went to sleep. I felt so fat. Like, when I go to sleep right after I eat, I feel like the food just sits there and now I'm in the bed uncomfortable. Cause I just had a whole fucking meal. I finished my Baja Blast this morning, but it just felt, I felt so Big Mac, so big Backers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will personally never understand the feeling of like not feeling good after eating a big meal. I will never get it.

[Monet X Change]

It has never made, I'm uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has never made sense to me. I have never, I have never once in my life had that experience. When I eat a big meal, I am so happy, I am so content. I feel like I am living a blissful experience. I, I, I don't know that I've been as happy as that. In those moments when I lean back and unbutton my pants, I'm like, what a wonderful experience I have had today.

[Monet X Change]

Then, Bob, that shows me that you are not truly a fatty. Because us true fatties out there. There have been several times in my life that the number does not exist. Are the times where I have eaten to the Point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The limit doesn't exist.

[Monet X Change]

The limit, whatever. Where I've eaten to the point that I am uncomfortable. This was a regular routine. Like there have been several times in my life. The limit doesn't exist. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The limit doesn't. Do you watch the show Tamar? It's Mean Girls, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Like there have been several times where I've eaten Bob, when I am uncomfortable. Like I have stomach pains from the amount of food I have lodged into my stomach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe our bodies are just different. Maybe I have a tougher stomach lining. Maybe. In fact, let's talk about our stomach linings when we get back. Close your eyes.

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Exhale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel your body relax and let go

[Monet X Change]

of whatever you're carrying today.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And breathe.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. You know who has a very strong stomach lining is the Blob.

[Monet X Change]

I knew where this line was going from a mile away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had no clue I was gonna talk about the Blob?

[Monet X Change]

Who else? Who else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say that Beast probably has a strong stomach lining. He looks like he eats a lot of protein. The Beast eats pro. He is one of those car bloating, he's in his bulk era. Juggernaut probably has a strong stomach lining. Sabertooth probably has a strong stomach lining back behavior.

[Monet X Change]

And those people may be strong, but the Blob is the true. Honestly, I think the Blob is the only plus size person like fat person in the mcu. I can't think of another fat superhero. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love the Blob growing up. I love evil.

[Monet X Change]

You would like an evil character that sounds like you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm a well rounded person, so I see that it's not all about that their. That his. That their evilness isn't. Is more of a reaction than an action.

[Monet X Change]

What is the Blob reacting to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, all, first of all, all villains are just reacting, right? It's a reaction to your. To their circumstances, reaction to the world. Thanos isn't just like, I'm gonna kill half the people. Thanos is like, this is a reaction to what people have done. The earth needs healing. I'll be the one to Heal it.

[Monet X Change]

So tell me what is blob without looking at what is. What is blob reacting to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean he's probably harassing to people, body shaming him his whole life. He's probably re being called fat, not feeling attractive. Maybe he has some pent up sexual frustration.

[Monet X Change]

He might be an incel if I got sexual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's not far fetched to believe

[Monet X Change]

that not sexualizing the blob. These MCU Marvel characters are not sexual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course they are. Some of them are having sex and

[Monet X Change]

babies in the comic books that does happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jean Grey and Cyclops. Cyclops had a baby and I mean they're all someone's baby, you know and. Yeah, but I think that. But I'm pretty sure I do think any. I wouldn't say well written, a decently written villain is just reacting. They're not evil. I can only think of one well written villain who is just acting actions instead of reactions. And I wouldn't say he's just that. But the Joker, the Joker is kind of like his whole thing is just it is chaos. But I also think that the Joker. Yeah, well the Joker has mental health issues. Like the Joker is like there's more than just I want the world. I want to watch the world burn. The Joker does have apparently severe mental health issues. You can tell by his staying in the insane Arkham Insane Asylum. I know we're hopping over to the D.C. staying in the Arkham Insane Asylum and stuff like that. So it's not just like I want to see chaos. It's like he doesn't know how to function without chaos. He doesn't know how to be a good person.

[Monet X Change]

I just realized why your background, it's like it's so reminiscent to me and like you look like you know those people on, on like there's that guy who pops up on probably on my. On my for you page because I guess I don't. I don't know what you're for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kendrick. Certified boogeyman. I'm the one that up to scope with him. Anyway, do a quick shout out to FD signifier. FD signifier. You do not know who I am. You do not know who I am. I might be Your biggest fan. FD Signifier is a YouTuber who does these video essays. I have listened to every single video essay you have ever done ever. You are so smart, so intelligent.

[Monet X Change]

What is it? What are they about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does them sometime about wrestling. He does a lot of them about hip hop. He does a lot of them About. He did one about Cop city in Atlanta. He's done them on Palestine. He's done them on. I mean, a lot of it is a lot of his hip hop culture. He's. He done them on kayfabe in the hip hop world. Drake's impact on hip hop, Kanye west impact on hip hop. I mean, they're really just brilliantly written essays and just so captivating. I downloaded Nebula and signed up for a lifetime subscription just because of this man. Nebula is. It's kind of like a low key, like a Patreon, except you get access to everyone. No, it's not a Patreon at all, actually. It's more like like a YouTube behind a paywall. Like if you pay money and then you can just access everyone on YouTube's YouTube pages.

[Monet X Change]

Huh. So why. But why not just do YouTube? I don't understand why we go to Nebula.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Nebula doesn't have the same rules that YouTube has. So you can post. You don't get as many copyright restrictions, you don't get penalized for swearing, that kind of stuff. And also, it is owned by the creators.

[Monet X Change]

So you look like that guy who like. Let me show you how to get your. Let me show you how to get your videos. Do you wonder why your videos aren't clear like this? Let me show you how. And they're always like teaching you something in like a background that's like their bed and like a thing like you look like that. It's kind of disorienting to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're streamers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, streamer. Why do all the background?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're usually streaming from their bedroom because they're playing video games, usually. So they're always in the corner and they're streaming video games. They're usually in the corner of their room and you see their beds behind them and they also get the lights because it just looks. It's just more aesthetically pleasing.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. So growing up, I would say the MCU was my first love into cinematic. Well, not cinematic universe, but into comics and cartoons and superheroes and shit. The MCU was my first experience because I watched the original X Men. The X Men cartoon. The one that was. That they rebooted on Disney, the original one. I used to watch that all the time on USA networks in St. Lucia. It was the same channel that also used to do. Did you know about the Mortal Kombat TV show cartoon? They used to do that show too. And I was obsessed with the original X Men. That's like. So in my opinion, that's why? The X Men are like my favorite. My favorite superheroes because they're the ones that first introduced me into what superheroes could be and supervillains. And I just was obsessed. And I think in my personal opinion, the MCU is superior because I just think the library is just have way more superheroes in MCU than in dc. I think now dc, the movies are just not up to snuff compared to the Marvel movies. I mean, that's just. Everyone knows this, but I don't know that, that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That everyone does know that. I mean, I want to quickly say that my first superhero show I. I watched him in love with was actually Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're my favorite superheroes. I absolutely love them. But I did watch. No, no, the Ninja Turtles. I think they're there. I don't know, girl. There might be Nintendo. I don't know who the they are. They're Capcom. I don't know. But I think that we know that Marvel movies are certainly more. They are more well received, financially speaking. Right.

[Monet X Change]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think as far as actually just better movies, I think that is pretty well documented that some of the best. I would say in most people's favorite superhero movies in the top 10, three of them are Batman movies. Five in the top five. I would say most people's top five, like, at least two of them are Batman movies. Like, Batman movies are so marvelously done. They are. I mean, depending on what era. You know, there's. There's the Tim Burton era.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's the Christopher Columbus era.

[Monet X Change]

Christopher Columbus. He. The one. The one with. The one with. With.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did the really camp ones. He did the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Carrey, Poison Ivy. I mean, Uma Thurman. But Tim burton was Danny DeVito.

[Monet X Change]

Uhhuh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michael Keaton, Michelle Feifer. Michelle Feifer, Jack Nicholson.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then. And then. Say again.

[Monet X Change]

Christopher Nolan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Christopher Nolan who did the. The. The. The Dark Knight. Um, Bane or the, the one with Bane.

[Monet X Change]

That's Dark Knight Rises. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I don't know who did the. Who directed this last one with Robert Pattinson and I don't know who directed that one.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know either. But I will say, yeah, I would agree with that. People love those. The Batman era. But I mean, I can't think like, no shade to Superman. And I like the Superman movies because I like. I just like, like people. Sometimes people go into. With the exception of the Christopher Nolan movies, for me, I think that those like the story Was exceptional in those. But like when I go to superhero movies, I'm not always going for the story. Like, yes, the story is a nice thing to have and one that's fierce, but bitch, I'm going to see people do use their fucking powers. Like I'm going to see like how I've made it from what I've seen in comic books and what I've seen in cartoons. I want to see that live action. So like, I don't always care that the story's not great. I'm like, okay, whatever the story was ever like, I want to see these motherfuckers use their power and do. And I want to see it for all intents and purposes in real life. So I'm not always. I don't care that the story isn't great. I don't give a fuck. I want to see magic powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is, which is why I think that even in a world with all these amazing special effects and cool things that they people do with superpowers, that's why it's so impressive that Batman is such a remarkable series because he doesn't have any superpowers. You know, most, not most, but. But a lot of the superpowers in Batman are science based, like some crazy gadget that can't exist. But there are people who do have actual powers. Like Poison Ivy has powers and stuff as well. So there are people who have powers. Right, but like Bane, that's the science experiment. Dr. Freeze, that's a science experiment. You know, Two Face doesn't have any powers. He just is mad and burnt up. You know what I mean? But when you look at how those. Like if you're in here, if you're here for story, you go to Batman. Here for spectacle, you go to. What's the one? Avengers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean Avengers and all mcu. All mcu Spectacle. Like there is no. Like there is no. What is. What is the comp of Batman to mcu? Like there is no MCU that's driven in the same way that Batman is. Like, I'm trying to think of a movie like that in the MC that exists. Jacob, can you think of one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know one. I mean, I mean Batman's also much darker than most other superheroes. He's very dark sided.

[Monet X Change]

It's how they choose the. I mean, yes, the superhero. But are you talking about the movies or just the superheroes? Cause I mean there are dark superheroes in mcu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but like, but is there a series as dark as a Batman series even? With Christopher Nolan, even Christopher. Chris Columbus. When it was like camp, it was still so dark. It was just like.

[Monet X Change]

I disagree with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Monet X Change]

I disagree with that. I agree that the Christopher Nolan ones were dark and the Tim Burton ones by nature, like, Tim Burton, like, you know, it's a little. You know, the Christopher Columbus ones, I don't think. I don't feel like those were dark. Bitch. Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're about as camp as they can be. I mean, they're about as dark as they can be, considering how camp they were. But I don't. I felt like there were some pretty dark moments even. What was his name? Who played Two Face for Chris? Chris Columbus.

[Monet X Change]

Tommy. Tommy Lee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tommy Lee Jones.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was so good.

[Monet X Change]

He was a great two Face. Great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. There are very few people who've ever played a villain in Batman who were not good. Like, it is so rare. Jack Nicholson. Great. Michelle pfeiffer. Great. Danny DeVito was amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Tom Harding as Bane. So fucking good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good.

[Monet X Change]

I wonder what would break first, Mr. Wayne, your mind or your body?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Monet X Change]

I thought he was great. He was really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As Mr. Freeze. Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. Not Jacob. Trying to shave. Jacob. That is your ex governor. You better put some on Arnold's name, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought that Arnold was great. Uma Thurman was Thurman so good. I really was very impressed by. By Colin Farrell as the Penguin.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, wait, when was he the Penguin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl? They have. He has a whole TV show coming out.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, and the new one, the Robin Pattinson one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Say, I did not. I went to go see it in. In theaters at the. The fucking Chinese Theater on. In Hollywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we saw it together, Money.

[Monet X Change]

No, we didn't. I wonder.

[Jacob]

Andy, that's not true.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

We.

[Jacob]

We did see it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

We.

[Jacob]

We sat at the Chinese Theater as well, but it was not.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob let him know that is not the truth. Ellen. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never go. I would never go in public with you behind closed doors.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only behind closed doors.

[Monet X Change]

Did y' all see how he was about to try to gather me like Monet? Yes, we did. When I said y', all, it was. Jacob. You should have. You should have held that on just a little bit longer so this could be here floundering, making sure people don't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

get a lot of victories. I can see this means a lot to you. Go ahead. You were saying?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I didn't love that one. I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

And I. I was. I wasn't in love with the Robert Pattinson Batman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I agree. I didn't love it. I. I'm not, I'm not thrilled about this run of Batman movies. I think I just don't like. I mean, he's a little emo. Like, I like my Batman's mad. I like them sexy, but like, emo sexy. Like, I guess I'm the Batman.

[Monet X Change]

And also because of the. What's Batman? Christopher Nolan's. What's his name again? The actor.

[Jacob]

The fucking Christian Bale.

[Monet X Change]

Christian Bale. Because Christian Bale did his voice. Now Robert Pattinson kind of like did his version of that. I'm like, bitch, you use your own Batman voice. This is Christopher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't feel like, I mean, no one's doing what Christian Bale was doing. I don't think I really like what Christian Bale did, but I actually got used to it. It was like Trixie's makeup. Like, no shade. But like, at first you're like, what the is this? After a while you're like, this is quite stunning. After a while you're like, I get it. And this is now what a woman looks like. Now that I've looked at Trixie long enough, I'm like, yeah, this is what women look like. What of it? You know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I imagine if you're seeing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trixie for the first time, you're like, is this a clown or. Or. I don't know. I literally don't know if this is a clown or not. But otherwise you're like, I get, I get it. And this is this rep in my head. This represents what a woman looks like. Do you have a favorite Batman?

[Monet X Change]

Favorite Batman? I would say Batman Forever. That's my favorite Batman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was

[Monet X Change]

George Clooney.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George Clooney, Yeah. You like, you like, you like that? Kinky.

[Monet X Change]

Because, girl, their costumes had nipples. I think. Honestly, I think that was low key part of my sexual awakening. Like seeing these hard ass nipples on these costumes. It was kind of wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like that nasty shit. You know, it's hard to pick because I want to just say out loud that I am genuinely a massive fan of Michael Keaton. I just think that Michael Keaton is just a fantastic actor.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you know, I believe that Michael Keaton did Batman and Beetlejuice and they came out in the same year, which is funny because this year he redid his role as he reprised his role as Batman for the Flash.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, he did, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's doing Beetlejuice again.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, he was in the Flash? Oh, yes, yes, he was. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it, but it was online. It was like, a little short moment. Yeah, but Michael Keaton. I mean, if y' all don't. If y' all do not know about Michael Keaton, like, you gotta get up on your Michael Keaton game. Like, this is. I mean, this man is Beetlejuice. He's Batman. He's Birdman.

[Monet X Change]

He was Jack Frost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jack Frost. He's a very good. He has a wide range, and he's incredibly.

[Monet X Change]

What

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are you. Are you thinking about the mind meld game again?

[Monet X Change]

No. In Jack Frost, when, like, at the end when, like, he, like, the Powers go away and his son has to, like, come to terms with his dad's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not gonna be running.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that shit was. That shit used to say I would cry every time. That shit was so sad because his dad died and he had him back at Jack Frost for so long, and then, you know, Powers couldn't have any more hit. Like, sick of my. That shit was so sad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When the Baja Blast finally hits.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I used to love Jack Frost. It's such a good movie that I've

[Bob the Drag Queen]

only seen it once.

[Monet X Change]

So good. Well, Bob, you. You know, I. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, yeah, I'm a really big fan of Michael Keaton, but I also. I genuinely thought Christian Bale did a great job. Maybe it's because those movies were just so good. Like, those movies were. Oh, my God. Like. I mean, the Dark Night Rises was. Was so good.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, which one is better, Dark Knight or Dark Knight Rises? Which one do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the Dark Knight is the best Batman movie of all time. Agreed. This movie was. You know what? You know, when I. When I was sat. When I was like, I'm sat. Was when the Joker walked in and said, he.

[Monet X Change]

He.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aha. Ahaha. Aha. And I thought my jokes were bad. I was like, this is gonna be great. This is truly gonna be fantastic. So good. And. Yeah, this just. It was just such a good movie. I remember. I remember loving the character Gamble.

[Monet X Change]

Do you remember Gamble in Dark Knight Rises? Who's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In Dark Knight? Gamble was the. Was that was the. The. The. The. The mobster who. Who was like. Who. Like, 50,000 to break to bring this clown back to me.

[Monet X Change]

The fat guy? The fat guy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he wasn't fat. He was buff.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he was. He was a black guy. He was pretty buff. And then he was like, $50,000 for this clown debt or a million dollar camera, how much money it was. And then. And then the Joker Came.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that. This is. This is. This is one of these people that's only famous to black people. Him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And then the Joker came to him in a body bag and then he popped up and killed.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a great movie. And. And I genuinely think that Maggie Gyllenhaal was fantastic. I think that Christian Bale was fantastic. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the girlfriend.

[Monet X Change]

She. And she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Monet X Change]

Spoiler alert. She dies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and she gets cut off in the middle of her sentence. Yeah, she didn't get to say it

[Monet X Change]

because the way that he. The writing of that so is so good because you have to say these two things, and if he saved one, he lose the other one. And he ended up losing Maggie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously there's some spoiler.

[Monet X Change]

We should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll do a spoiler at the top of the episode. But like, you know, when. I mean, obviously when. When Batman finds out that he's saving the Commissioner, instead of that. He's not saving her. Oh, so good. He was fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, wait, no, wait, wait.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. That's what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Batman found out he was saving the Commissioner, not her. And she found out at the same time because he thought he was rushing to her. To her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then she was literally like, okay, you're here. You're here. Where are you? And then he was like. Then she was like, oh, shit, you're not coming.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Okay, so scene scenario. You have to save me or Jacob. You don't know who you're saving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, let's.

[Monet X Change]

He's such a fucking cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be there. You're a bitch. Surprise. It's gonna be me. And I'll be like, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ha ha, nigga.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Ha ha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As my partner's dying.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is dead. Dead as hell.

[Jacob]

Haha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As my partner's dying is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what is your favorite movie from the mcu?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna go with the first X Men movie. Oh, my God. Me too.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Why is that movie? I found it to be really. I do think the best, like, show from the MCU is WandaVision. If you've not watched WandaVision, I 10 out of 10 recommend it. WandaVision is a really good.

[Monet X Change]

And Ocean Kelly has a great WandaVision song, if you haven't heard. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think I, I, you know what it was. So I grew up watching X Men.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. No, but you know, I grew up watching the X Men and just thinking Also, they, it's the gayest. They're the gayest franchise of, of, of all.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely not Deadpool. The Deadpool universe is so gay, he literally gets pegged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, getting pegged is gonna make you gay.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anal sex is not a homo. Make.

[Monet X Change]

Deadpool is gay. Deadpool is literally making gay jokes the entire time talking about, fuck me, put this in my mouth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, it's over. It's too overt. It's like, it's like, it's like straight guys who pretend to be gay because they think it's funny. The X Men are faggots. They're fags. And Deadpool is a straight guy who thinks it's funny.

[Monet X Change]

No, Deadpool is not straight. Those are not straight.

[Jacob]

No, in the comic books, Deadpool is canonically queer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well, it's not, it's not. He's not as gay as the X Men. They are just

[Monet X Change]

gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, so many of them. It's a parade. Let's just start with that. Everywhere they go, it's a full on parade. They have the most gay icons too. I mean Storm, Storm is a gay icon for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Phoenix Dark Phoenix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gay icon. Mystique. Gay icon.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, who's, who's, whose mystique you think is better? Rebecca Ramon or Katniss Everdeen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jennifer, say this woman's name. Get his woman name. You know, Rebecca Ramon Stamos was obviously a very silent Catwoman. She was just kind of like, she was kind of like a, like a sentinel. Almost like she was like a, a weapon being used and she had very little to say. I like the way that she looked more. I thought that her look, they, they humanized Mystique too much. When Jennifer Lawrence played her for me and when Rebecca Ramon Stamos, she looked very creature y, which I personally really, really loved. But yeah, I really. Sorry, we're reading a note from Jacob. We'll, we'll address this in a second. But yeah, I, I, I visually I liked. But I do think that Jennifer Law options more. I mean more opportunities to present her to her character.

[Monet X Change]

Her, her mystique just had more like had, there was more depth of character. We just learned so much of the story. So, you know, I think maybe that's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

why also if you guys go watch the Deadpool vs. Wolverine movie at the end of the movie, there is a beautiful throwback to the 30 years, or that's probably too long, 20 something years of these actors playing these roles.

[Monet X Change]

X Men came out in 2000, so 24 years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know there's only two. Have we discussed. There's only two actors who've ever portrayed Wolverine on film.

[Monet X Change]

Hugh Jackman and. Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're. You will never guess the second one. Sir Ian McKellen, the world's most famous twink.

[Monet X Change]

Eddie Redmayne, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The King of the Bottoms.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Troye Sivan.

[Monet X Change]

Troy Sivan on what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Troye Sivan plays young Wolverine.

[Monet X Change]

In what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In X Men. That's Troy, Savannah and Logan.

[Jacob]

The movie. Logan?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you know the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, an X Men movie. They all have X Men this, X Men that. That is Troye Sivan.

[Monet X Change]

Is it really? Oh, wow, I didn't know.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Sorry.

[Jacob]

Not. It's X Men. Wolverine, not Logan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so suck it up, Monet. You soaked that up.

[Monet X Change]

It was X Men, Logan, not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you was quick to co sign.

[Monet X Change]

I like how you coming for me, but not your damn man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You was quick to co sign, but

[Monet X Change]

not your fucking boyfriend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob didn't have the smoke. You came with the smoke, so you're

[Monet X Change]

gonna get the smoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me tell you right now, when you in hell with a smoke, you're the one who coughs.

[Monet X Change]

What the fuck are you talking about? So my favorite movie from the MCU is X Men. Like, okay, two things. Two of my favorite scenes in all the MCU is number one, when the guy, the senator, melts in X Men. I don't know why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, through the bars.

[Monet X Change]

No, when he dies, when he's on the table at the thing. And I send that to Andy. I send that meme to people all the time. When I'm hot, when I'm over something, I'm like, bitch, this is literally me right now melting too small.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're on shrooms in Mesopotamia, you're just melting away.

[Monet X Change]

And the second is. Is with Mystique. I think it's X Men. I think it's the first X Men. When she's handcuffed and she does the thing, she hops over Wolverine and she does the trick and gets out of the handcuffs and she fights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the turn. Like the barrel turn. Kind of twisting.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's handcuffed and she literally just hops over. It's so simple. I don't know why that scene is so fucking hot and so fucking cunt to me. I live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. Some of my favorite moments are. Some of them are bad. So bad. They're good. Do you know what happens to a frog when he gets electrocuted? Yeah, when it's struck by lightning and she goes, same thing that happens. Same thing happens everyone else's. You're like, what's it gonna be? The same thing happens everyone else. And I. And I also really enjoyed Lady Death Strike versus Wolverine because she was eating his ass. Lady Death Strike was eating his. Is he just getting fucked up? Could not handle the doll. He could not handle her, honey.

[Monet X Change]

But bitch, when he fucking takes that fucking adamantium thing and puts it in her and sinks her to the bottom of that water, that fucking death is sickening. Also, yes, X Men. I know what y' all in the comments saying, especially the big X Men fans. Marvel Cinematic Universe. The way that Storm was nerfed in the first series of X Men movies, it is a disservice to humanity and a disservice to society. I know it is fucking horrible because she is literally one of the most powerful mutants in all of Mutantvale. Okay? But just I think for maybe millennials like Bob and I, seeing your favorite X Men actually realize in live action was just so exciting. So I think that's why the movie just holds a special place in clearly both of our hearts because it was just seeing these motherfuckers you watch on do their little cartoon shit, seeing in real life was just so fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you ready for the conversation everyone's having online?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, before you say that. Suc. Second close to me. Even though a lot of people hate that movie, I don't care. Fuck your mama. I don't care what your thoughts are. X Men 3, when Jean Grey is fully dark Phoenix out and she fucking makes Professor Xavier when she blows him up into a million pieces. X Men 3 the Last Stand is one of. Is my second favorite Marvel. Second favorite Marvel movie, period.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was a good movie too. I like when she picks up all the cars.

[Monet X Change]

A lot of people hate that movie. People are like, oh, really? It's the girl. Jacob, pull up something. People are like, it is garbage. I can't believe people think it's the worst movie in Marvel's cinematic universe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you play X Men with your friends on the playground?

[Monet X Change]

No one ever played X Men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I did all the time. We played Power Rangers and we played X Men.

[Monet X Change]

We played Power Rangers. Who are you? Who are you in X Men? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Professor X Storm?

[Monet X Change]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was Storm every time. Without fail. Every single time. I was Storm and we played Power Rangers. Who were you?

[Monet X Change]

I was. I always wanted to be the Pink Ranger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But who'd you end up?

[Monet X Change]

The Pink Ranger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they made me the Blue Ranger because I wear glasses.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Billy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was Billy. Because I wear. They were like. They were like, you wear glasses? You're Billy. I was like, oh, that's how you're gonna do me.

[Monet X Change]

So the COVID Rangers do, you know, like, you watch Power Rangers the first season, the one that's out. All of that is ripped from the Japanese show. Like, everything you see, like the opening credits of them doing all this and then doing the flips and the turns in the battle sequences, those are all from the orig Japanese version. The only ones that are new are like the ones where they. Where they're out of the costume. Anything of them in costume doing, like acrobatic tricks, they just stole that or took it from the original Japanese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure they paid.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who paid what, but that is. None of that was made. That is all taken from the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. They probably saved a lot of money. So the conversation everyone online is having thing. This is a huge conversation on black nerd. Tik Tok blurred. Is Storm getting a silk press? Does she have a sew in or is that how her hair grows? I want to hear your thoughts.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I think that some images,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we can look at them, Jacob, so we can really contemplate this. And I mean, maybe a little bit of halberry and a little bit of the cartoon. Storm's hair is late, but it has volume. So it's not like. I mean, it's not like flat. It's been. If it is treated. Her hair has been silk pressed, probably hot combed, maybe a perm and then some added volume to give it the waves. The like, not the waves, but like the. Her hair is quite voluminous.

[Monet X Change]

It is, it is. I think Storm is out here getting a silk rock. I think Storm is out here getting her hair done also. You know, she can expedite a lot of the process just using her powers and manipulating the weather around her. Like, Storm is probably just around this space. She's probably adding a little humidity so that her voice, her hair can like puff up a little bit and give her the volume that she needs, like Storm can control.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if it's a silk press and you give it too much humidity, you're gonna have a fro again.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, she can't be out here

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in these streets giving humidity. Bob.

[Monet X Change]

She's a category five mutant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Storm can come humidity still. But yeah, but she still has. Apparently you can't say nappy anymore. 4C is what the Gen Z's.

[Monet X Change]

I hate that word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently Nappy's a bad word. I remember I called my hair nappy. Someone was like, and that's why you niggas hate yourselves.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say nappy as a bad thing. Nappy's not a pejorative, baby. Nappy is not a pejorative. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. So this was this. This artist made the X Men, and they were going to the Met Ball, Met Gala. And I think that is, like, Storm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's called the. It's called the. It's called the Hellfire Gala. The Hellfire Gala is what it is. Yeah.

[Jacob]

And it's like in the comic books. It's like the Met Gala for the X Men, but there are comic books about it. They all have cunty looks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I think Storm is. I think Storm is getting some. She's adding some. She's adding some. She's also creating weather around her head to give her the perfect coif and shape. Like, instead of 20% humidity, storm is added. Adding 0.2% humidity to give it exactly what it needs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't really. I mean, I've never had my. That's not true that I was about to just lie to you. All I was gonna say, I've never had a perm. That's just a lie. I've had several perms in my life, actually.

[Monet X Change]

Did you really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Well, I just want to say an S curl is just a perm for men. So if you were a young boy who got an S curl, I assure you, you had a perm. I wanna. I wanna assure you you fully got a perm just marketed toward men.

[Monet X Change]

So is the reason why perms make straight and other textures curly? Like, does a perm do the opposite?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're completely different.

[Monet X Change]

So why do we call it a perm?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it permanently changes your hair. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

But not permanently, because it grows. It grows back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, because it's like. It's not like a curl. You know what I mean? Because it's not like a curling iron. Like a curling iron. By the time you. By the time you, you know, do a little bit of this, a perm, it just lasts for a long time. Permanent mean, like, it lasts a long, very long time. So, yes, you. You can. Both white people and black people can unperm their hair through water, actually. But it's. But it's a little different for white people. But, yeah, it's the same. It's different processes, though. We're not putting the same perms in our hair.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah. The name itself is the shortened version of permanent hairstyle. The chemicals work to alter the hair and break the bonds that determine your natural.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what I just said.

[Monet X Change]

Your natural. Your natural. No one said you didn't. I just want to confirm that's what it is that determine your natural hair's texture and look. Usually the process takes two about. Yeah, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that Storm is getting a sew in. I think it's a weave because I don't think that Storm wants to use her powers to do. I mean maybe she does want to. Maybe, maybe. I don't know how much concentration it takes to have to constantly navigate the humidity around your head. But if you are having just a. I think that Storm has cornrows and she has wefts sewn with a cap. She has a braids like this. You ever seen these braids? I think that.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's what Storm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because also like it's not a wig. Cuz the wind blows and the wind is. And I mean it's Storm. The wind is blowing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh honey, that's because Storm is out in these streets using mastic speed Kryolon. She's not out here using got to be to glue her wigs down, honey. She's using mastics pee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it is a full on sew in with a closure. That's what I think personally. Some people are saying it's a mutation. Her hair is just mutated to be.

[Monet X Change]

I mean it did make her hair stark white. So also maybe. I mean look. Look at Beyonce. Beyonce be on stage. Maybe. Maybe Storm is getting her hair done by Neil Faria and he's giving her the Beyonce treatment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what's. What's Beyonce's product called?

[Monet X Change]

A sacred storm's a sacred. Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe storms is a sacred ambassador. By the winds of the Caspian se use my code to get 50% off of Sacred.

[Monet X Change]

Did you see the new Deadpool versus versus Wolverine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. I saw it in theaters.

[Monet X Change]

I did too at the Chinese theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I saw it at the.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see there either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I saw it at the. At Universal. I did too actually with Assad on his birthday actually. Oh word.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God. Not. Not about having to check in with Jacob now because this can't remember what the he be doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you know I will say this. It was fun. I do think though that the first Deadpool movie was. I really think it was revolutionary for superhero films. It was so different. It was just so different that I think that the shock of The. That seeing a Deadpool movie for the first time has worn off on me, right? Like. Like when he looks straight to camera, they start playing nine to five and he starts killing everyone. You're like, this is so crazy. Like, they don't do this. This is not something you do in superhero movie. This is something you do in, like, a. Some comedy or some, you know, Christopher Guest film. This is not what you do in a. This is what you do in the office. You don't do this in a superhero movie.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to see him, and it was just so camp, and it was just so funny. And the new one is pretty camp, and it is pretty funny. There was a moment where Professor X's little sister. I was like, this bitch got a fucking attitude problem, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I never knew Professor X had a sister like I did not. And this bitch is powerful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, you know, she's not even as powerful as Professor X, which is wild.

[Monet X Change]

So why. So what's the why? Can't. See, that's what I'm saying. So why can't professor do all this shit to them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he's benevolent.

[Monet X Change]

Who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He does. That's why he's the leader. You don't want us. You don't want someone you don't want. You don't want Wolverine at the helm of the ship.

[Monet X Change]

I do. I want a Wolverine. I want a Magneto. That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's why you'll always be on the losing team. Like Magneto getting your ass whooped by Professor X. That's why Magneto walks around with that little hat on. Because he's afraid of Professor X. That is the only reason he's wearing that helmet.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is literally afraid of Professor X. Same with Juggernaut.

[Monet X Change]

The only reason Juggernaut wears that little

[Bob the Drag Queen]

helmet is because he's literally afraid of Professor X.

[Monet X Change]

And Juggernaut is Professor's brother, right? So that means that's that that lady was Juggernaut's little sister.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So everyone who has a close connection to Per. They know. They know. Guard your shit. Don't ever get caught.

[Monet X Change]

Lacking ever the gag is Professor. Oh, she has been able. Okay. Since she copied Xavier's genetic code, Cassandra Nova possesses all of his immense telekinetic power, making her one of the most powerful psychics in the universe. Bob, she has been. That's literally in the article. She has been able to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean she's more empowered than Xavier.

[Monet X Change]

She has been able to use her Powers in ways that Xavier has not even outclass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doesn't mean she's more powerful.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on. Even outclassing telepathic tele. Telepathic powerhouses like Xavier. So outclassing. Meaning that she is at a higher class.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me just be clear. You're just reading. Don't act like this is knowledge you

[Monet X Change]

had in your brain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just reading it. I'm reading it. You're thinking like, yeah, Bob. You're like, yeah, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say yeah, bob. It was in the article. I did not say it. I was just reading the article.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now you're gaslighting. You said, yeah, bob.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was in the article.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm sure. Sure, Jan.

[Monet X Change]

So she has outclassed Professor X. Meaning she is more powerful than. Than him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Professor X is still incredibly powerful. Which is why they're always wearing their helmets around him. Like they are. They are literally afraid of him.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I wonder who is the most. Jake, can you look it up? I know where the class. I know who most of the class 5 mutants are. But who can we. There probably is not a way to decide this. Who is the most powerful mutant? Like who is who?

[Jacob]

It's Phoenix.

[Monet X Change]

Phoenix, right. Dark Phoenix.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she can literally probably after that Magneto.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, after her is Magneto?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean Magneto does like really crazy stuff with like the Earth's magnetic force field. And like he like when he's like really on in his bag, I think he does like interplanetary movement like using the like magnetic pull of individual planets. And I know he like plants. Like he does weird things with like the Earth's rotation and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, obviously Thanos is very. He's not a mutant. But Thanos is very powerful in the mcu. Clearly.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait. Oh, wait, wait, hold up. I found list. This is by the gamer of the 10 most powerful mutants. Okay, Bob don't look it up. See if you can guess going on from there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm gonna go with Professor X. Magneto, the Juggernaut, Jean Grey, Cyclops is actually quite powerful. I can't do all 10. No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, starting at 10, which is Franklin Richards, which I've never heard of Franklin Richards. Oh, Franklin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That nigga is. Don't with Franklin. Shut the up. Sometimes you gotta pop out and show certified Franklin. I'm the one that up to school with him. He is.

[Monet X Change]

Your name is Franklin?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish you would talk shit. You guys better watch out. Here comes Franklin Richards. Shut the up.

[Monet X Change]

Get a name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get a mutant name.

[Monet X Change]

Franklin. He can manipulate Space and time. He's from Fantastic Four and gained their abilities during a freak accident in space that expose them to cosmic radiation. So similar to Dark Phoenix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's reading trend online. What's your stud name? What's your real name? What's your street name? What's your real name?

[Monet X Change]

Who's that?

[Jacob]

There's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a trend that game that started. What's your street name? What's your real name? So they'd be like, what's your street? And he'd be like, catch him on the street. Blah, blah. What's your real name? They're like, Carl. And then this lesbian from Atlanta started one called what's your stud name? What's your real name? They're like, what's your stud name? They're like, jeff. They were like, what's your real name? And she's like, britney. And someone should do that with the X Men. Like, what's your. Like, what's your mutant name? Cyclops. What's your real name? Whatever.

[Monet X Change]

His real name is Scott Summers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scott Summers. What's your X Men name?

[Monet X Change]

Beast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your real name? Hank McCoy. What is the beast?

[Monet X Change]

Hank McCoy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hank. Hank. Hank McCoy. What's your mutant name? Juggernaut. Yeah, yeah. What's your real name? Eric.

[Monet X Change]

He's Miles Lansdow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Miles. Miles Lansdow. I just think that'd be. And someone needs to do with drag queen. What's your drag name? What's your. What's your drag name?

[Monet X Change]

Monet. X change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your real name? Kevin Burton. Christopher. Christopher Caldwell.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I know I have a pretty. My name is on a scale of like 1, like black to white, like 1 to 10. I think my name is Kevin Burton is probably. Probably a 7. Christopher Caldwell, the Caldwell is what's sending me. Because Burton is like French whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Christopher, how many Caldwells do you know?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know a lot of Caldwell, but I'm saying, just I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every Caldwell you know is black.

[Monet X Change]

No, Casey Caldwell is white as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, most of the Caldwells you know are black.

[Monet X Change]

I only know one, put it that way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know Stephen Caldwell, you know Christopher Caldwell, you know Justin Caldwell, you know Martha Caldwell, you know. You know a lot of Caldwells, honey,

[Monet X Change]

I just say the name Christopher Caldwell just sounds white. Like that is like a nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Chris is a white name.

[Monet X Change]

No, but. No, not just Chris. Christopher Caldwell sounds. You sound like you about to call me about some. On some health insurance shit. So I'm like, hey, Kevin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, nigga, you're Kevin.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait. Number nine is Dark Phoenix. Jacob.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

Dark Phoenix. Number eight is Leech.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Cause Leech can steal your powers. But I don't know how long he can do it. This skill works. Oh. It's only on proximity. So, okay, seven is storm. Storm is seven on the list of 10. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought she'd be higher.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought Storm would be, like, in, like, the top five. Magneto is number six. Professor X is number five. Wolverine is number four. He's also immortal, so that is a big thing. Like, you can, like, do a thing. But Wolverine, he can't die, so that is pretty powerful. Number three is Legion. I've never heard of Legion. Oh, he's the son of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard of legion. I'm on MCU. TikToks. I've heard of Legion.

[Monet X Change]

He's the son of Professor Xavier. Legion exhibited a variety of different powers, bringing him up as an omega level. Different power for each one. Okay. Number two is Rogue. Okay, Rogue is my second favorite mutant. Stop. One is Storm. Then Rogue. Rogue. And then number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she from Louis? Is she from Louisiana, or.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

She.

[Monet X Change]

She is. That's why her and Gambit bond.

[Jacob]

I think you're thinking of Gambit, but

[Monet X Change]

okay, because here's the thing. In the cartoon, Rogue has that, like. She had a Louisiana accent.

[Jacob]

It says she's from Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Mississippi. That's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she racist. She racist, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She. I'm sorry. I don't want to ruin Rogue for y'. All. That bitch racist. Look, I'm sorry, and I don't want ruin your. Your fave. That is racist.

[Jacob]

Specifically, Caldecott County. Oh, I think it's a Fay county. I think this is a fake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never heard of that before.

[Monet X Change]

Number one. Who do you think number one is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Quicksilver.

[Jacob]

Calicot county is in western Mississippi, lying along the Mississippi River. It's a rural area with decaying antebellum plantations and small hamlets scattered through throughout the Bitch racist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she live down by the delta?

[Monet X Change]

They have Quicksilver as number one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Quicksilver is very powerful. I didn't know he was from the X Men universe. I thought he was from the Fantastic Four universe or whatever that was.

[Monet X Change]

Being able to move to a supersonic speeds, Quicksilver can move faster than time itself, as he quickly saves multiple mutants, including a dog. Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, isn't he the one who, like, peeked through someone's shield? Like Wanda's shield and was like, what

[Monet X Change]

the fuck is this? E. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I thought Quicksilver might be it, but I couldn't remember his name because I don't really know much about Mr. Silver. Or quick. He likes to be called Quick.

[Monet X Change]

Quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know much about Quick.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I was thinking about the other day? And I was. It popped up on my fucking for you page. The fucking episode of us when I was in Joshua Tree and we were talking about powers and stuff like that, and how every time we redid the powers, yours was just fucking getting lamer and lamer as hell. And then you were trying to find ways to take away. To take my fucking power.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's. Jacob, let's do power generator again. We're gonna see who's about to win this battle.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bring it up, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all go back and listen to the episode Bob kept.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

The lamest powers. And because he was over here, Bob Powers were like, you can read a book, you can stick up. Smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're about to have a LARP battle right now. We're gonna get our powers. We're gonna have a LARP battle. Those who don't know, LARP is live action role plays.

[Jacob]

Okay, are we doing screen share it, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone. They can't accuse us of anything.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I have a. Oh, here's an ad. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, look, look, look. See, y' all jig, jig, jig. Already got excuses. Oh, there's an ad. I can't. I can't share.

[Jacob]

Okay, are we doing three superpowers? Five.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One.

[Jacob]

How many?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three powers. Okay, okay, fine.

[Jacob]

We can. We can go back and just do one, but I feel like three is probably better.

[Monet X Change]

Three. That's a three.

[Jacob]

Who are we starting with?

[Monet X Change]

Less rock, paper, scissors, so it's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob has to call it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. And on. Shoot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. Okay, that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's my first power outdoing you.

[Monet X Change]

My God, I'm lucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's that lucky girl name?

[Monet X Change]

I. For a Domino.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Domino. Being lucky is a great superpower.

[Monet X Change]

It is great. Great.

[Jacob]

We can also change it to one power or two.

[Monet X Change]

No, three. That's a three. That's a three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Jake, I'm trying to get out of here.

[Monet X Change]

Jay. Got somewhere to be?

[Jacob]

Okay. Esokinesis. Ability to create, alter, or even destroy reality and the laws it is bound by with the power of the mind.

[Monet X Change]

You're done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're done.

[Jacob]

Manipulation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Jacob, pause. You are doa, nigga.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know What? My powers are mine might be a fucking. A dampener, bitch. And I will dampen all of your shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Go ahead, keep reading, Jacob.

[Jacob]

Plant manipulation and hydrokinesis. The ability to control water.

[Monet X Change]

Are you on shrooms? Wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you on shrooms?

[Monet X Change]

Because if you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you smoke weed? Because I will rip your inside. Well, go back, Jacob. I'm not done reading. I will rip your insides out. I dare you to smoke a little bit of pot around me. I dare you to have even a hint.

[Monet X Change]

Did you eat a salad today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better be a carnivore.

[Monet X Change]

You are a bott hotness. Talking about some plant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, how much of your body's made of water?

[Monet X Change]

70%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. You are done. You're toast.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, J. See how y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

See how they rigged how they stack the court in this? Here we go.

[Jacob]

Monet has self immortality. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So try to kill me, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't kill me, honey.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You poison you.

[Monet X Change]

You can't kill the. You can't kill the doll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dust.

[Jacob]

Mimicry, transformation or manifestation of dust like substance or properties.

[Monet X Change]

That nigga dust is everywhere. I'm gonna come in your little house and I will make a fucking Dust soldier to fucking dust your ass up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet, you can. Wait, wait, wait. You don't manipulate dust, you become dust. You turn into dust, honey.

[Monet X Change]

And you cannot kill dust. Dust will exist forever and.

[Jacob]

Electrical transportation. Ability to teleport or transport oneself or others using electrical currents or energy.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm immortal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a landline. I'm immortal.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. What are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dsl?

[Monet X Change]

I. I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm an immortal.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a dust bunny, baby. So you. You cannot kill me. You cannot kill me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so let's talk about how you're about to get completely annihilated. Okay, first of all, I. I.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm going to let you catch me. I'm going to let you run up on me. Go ahead, run up. Where we at? Where we at? Where do you catch me?

[Monet X Change]

So we are at the PEG warehouse, AKA Trixie's laboratory.

[Jacob]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

And I know you're there. Cause you guys are having a meeting about this next world domination. Cause y' all are wealth evil. Y' all are trying to take over the world in some fucking scary capacity. So I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we need to do Trixie's powers. No playing.

[Monet X Change]

So I come in and I. And I. And I come into the front door and I knocked and you're like oh, Trixie. I'll get it. Open the door. But you don't see anything. That's. Cause I have turned into dust. And I have now come into the laboratory, right? And I am walking around and I'm trying to thwart your plans. And then I come up to, like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you getting too many steps. When do I start? When do I get to make a move? You don't get to tell me what I'm doing. You don't get to make me open the door. You get to say what you're doing.

[Monet X Change]

And then I get to tell you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

if I'm opening the door.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knock on the door, okay? And I get up and open the door. And I see dust particles. Which is. Which is like. I know Monet's on her bullshit because I see dust particles, right?

[Monet X Change]

I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I make all the cardboard. Cause it's made of wood. Float up in the air in the warehouse. And it's above my head.

[Monet X Change]

And you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I feel like you're.

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[Monet X Change]

You can control wood? That's not hydro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All plant life. All plant life, baby.

[Monet X Change]

Wood does not count. Poison ivy cannot control wood. Nigga, you can go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can control the iron in your blood stream. I can control cardboard.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot control cardboard. Plant life. If you're a vegan, it's a wrap.

[Monet X Change]

You gotta control cardboard. That is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can't control cardboard. And that's clear.

[Monet X Change]

So the dust. You do that. And because of dust, bitch, now I'm blowing around. So now I need to. I turn into electricity and I go into. To the lights and I shut all your shit down so you can't see shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Your electricity and your dust, and I'm. And I control water. It's a wrap on you. Let me. If I throw your mud. You are now mud. I have thrown water on the dust. You are now electrified mud.

[Monet X Change]

You can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're short circuiting all over the place. And not only that, I have ripped away all the walls. I've ripped away everything I have. Because I. I control reality. Everything is blown away. We are standing in a void. All I can see is dust particles, right? Cause everything is blown away. So all I see is me and you. You have nowhere to hide now.

[Monet X Change]

So you have just destroyed your factory. This fact that y' all have taken years to build, you're just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then I can bring it back just like that. I'm trying to find the pest. I'm trying to find the best.

[Monet X Change]

But what you didn't know was that I went. I went. As electricity, I got the Thanos Glove, and now I have all the Power Stones. So now I am counteracting your reality as electricity. You went and you.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the. That was the worst. That was the laziest writing. As electricity, I went and got the Thanos glove. Now, I could have easily said that. I just manipulated it. I could have easily done that, but I chose.

[Monet X Change]

But you didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be creative. You cannot go get. You cannot go get the Thanos glove, okay?

[Monet X Change]

As electricity, I can move faster than the speed of light.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Electricity does not move fast than the speed of light.

[Monet X Change]

I can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Electricity does not. You can watch electricity. You see lightning go with your own eyes.

[Monet X Change]

I see my lights go on,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but no but that is light. Electricity and light are two different things, Monet. And I need to know that you know that.

[Monet X Change]

I gotta find a way to kill you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're dead. Thank you all for coming.

[Jacob]

But, Monet, you're immortal. So you just need to await, like, nine, 90 years, and then you're fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the plan. That's the only option you have. And by the way, you're trapped. I've built a prison around you. And after I'm dead. And you're gonna want to help me stay alive, because if I'm gone, you'll never get out of this box. And with that, thank you for coming on my show.

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