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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we pontificate on Violet Chachki's toes.
Monet X Change
We talk all about the Met Gala.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we find out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
When you're walking, you're exposing yourself. And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I wouldn't expect you to get it if you're basic. Listen, y', all, welcome back to. Okay, I want to wear a glass.
Monet X Change
I can't. With the director's hat. I can't. And you made it worse. Cause you have the sweater on, too. You have the director's hat.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was saying I don't like Steven Spielberg. I was literally the guy. I like Steven Spielberg.
Monet X Change
Oh, no. What's the heavyset white guy director? He did something on 9 11.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, his name is the documentarian?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fuck, Jacob. Don't Google it.
Monet X Change
You look just like him. Not like him, though.
Bob the Drag Queen
His name is. What's his name? Fuck, bro, I don't know. Jacob. What's his name? He did Fahrenheit 9 11.
Monet X Change
Yes. Mike Wozniak.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Mike Wozniak.
Jacob
He has the same last name as a famous singer from the 90s and early 2000s. Hammer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Mike Houston.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kelly.
Jacob
Michael Moore.
Bob the Drag Queen
Michael Moore.
Monet X Change
Wait, who's from the 90s as Moore?
Jacob
I was Mandy Moore, but she's from the 2000s.
Monet X Change
Seriously, Mandy Moore from the 90s?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she was alive in the 90s.
Monet X Change
She was alive. Pop star in the 90s.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he was saying she was alive in the 90s.
Jacob
You know her platinum debut single, Candy, debuted in 1999. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now.
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Do you even know that song, Bob? You didn't fucking know that song. Cause you're fucking whack.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I know. Candy.
Monet X Change
Okay, Sing, sing, sing, sing the melody.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm craving for you. I'm craving you like candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
You better take us on a. On a key journey. You started out in a.
Bob the Drag Queen
In a vag you could never.
Jacob
And you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I literally don't think you could change keys in a song the way I do it. Try it.
Monet X Change
You know what? You're right. You're right. It's a.
Bob the Drag Queen
That you only see, it's a skill. So before you try to comfort me because you don't have the skill to do what I do, this is like when people. When people started doing. When atonal music was introduced to the world, a few people didn't get it. But I wouldn't expect you to get it if you're basic, quite frankly.
Monet X Change
Well, what we are, I guess what we apparently, according to Violet Chachki, we, you and I, are unqualified to even do this episode of Watchery. But you know what, bitch? Here we are also. Wait, really quick. I'm gonna send it to the group. Can we talk about Violet having her fucking her man hooves just on display without any nail polish on them Ever. Did Violet ever want to put some nail polish on her toes or her fingers ever?
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet wants to fight today, girl. Bob wants to fight today, girl.
Monet X Change
Am I lying?
Bob the Drag Queen
Monae got Violet by that ponytail she be wearing.
Monet X Change
She will have them unpolished hooves on display. I was like, she did a thing in pv, so I was like, let me see some pictures. She looked beautiful. And I was like, wait, zoom. Look at these damn toes. And I went to every picture. Her toes and fingers are never painted.
Bob the Drag Queen
Send it to the group. Send it to the group.
Monet X Change
Boom, boom, shakalaka.
Bob the Drag Queen
Them.
Monet X Change
Them.
Bob the Drag Queen
That second toe is crazy. Do her second and third toe know each other, girl. Have they ever met bitch, your distant cousins, girl.
Monet X Change
You know what I'm gonna send? I'm gonna DM Violet on the information from my doctor. He did wonders for my feet.
Bob the Drag Queen
So should we. Should we call Violet and be like, you're not qualified to talk about people's feet anyway. Here we go. Listen, y', all, this is not sibling. This is not sibling draggery. This is sibling watchery.
Monet X Change
And we really quick. When we do the sibling rivalry roast, it'll be called sibling draggery.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is so you can hold till the end. Not so you can interrupt me. This is to remember. This is not to interrupt me.
Monet X Change
When we do the sibling rivalry roast, we're gonna be call. We have to. It has to have a happen every. Every five years. It's gonna be called sibling draggery.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the thing about our roast is, like, I think it makes sense to do it on, like, a special birthday, but you and I are, like, a few years apart, so I'll be 40 next year. But what's it gonna be when you're 36? That doesn't even make sense.
Monet X Change
Well, I said I want to do one for my 40th birthday, so.
Bob the Drag Queen
So when I'm 46, I'm a 44. We're doing I'm 44. That doesn't make sense.
Monet X Change
So you do on your 40th, and I'll do it on my 40th. I said every five years, nigga. That's perfect.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's four.
Monet X Change
Whatever. Close enough.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, we were reviewing the looks for the 2025 Met Gala. The theme is Super Fine Tailoring Black Style. I'm not gonna lie to you. I really wanted to go to the Met this year. I really wanted to be at the Met this year. It would've meant a lot to me. I didn't make is what it is because there's always. Not always, but for best computer, there have been. Who's done it? Violet, Simone. Aquaria. Is that it?
Jacob
And RuPaul.
Monet X Change
I forgot RuPaul. But, I mean, RuPaul is a motherfucking celebrity.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm surprised that Ru. She don't think Simone's a celebrity.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, RuPaul is Simone A celebrity. Answer right now. He made you answer the question. Is Simone a celebrity?
Monet X Change
Simone is a celebrity. But RuPaul is our queen mother celebrity.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then don't ever disrespect her like that again, bitch.
Monet X Change
Anyway, so they've only been. But I mean, out of the. Like, how many Drag Race girls. Out of 300 something. Whatever it is, only three have been to the Met Gala, so less. That's what, 1%. I'm also disappointed in 1%. Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm disappointed in you.
Monet X Change
Why?
Bob the Drag Queen
I watched your interview with Gigi Goode, and you never mentioned Gigi's nigga wigs.
Monet X Change
You know, when I'm in interviews, I kind of just let the conversation flow.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you bought it up. You bought it up.
Monet X Change
I. I bought it or I brought it? Which one did I do?
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, it's part of my accent, if you can.
Monet X Change
That's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I brought it up pronouncing a word, completely different.
Monet X Change
Not an accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, but earrings. Oh, but earrings.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, hold on, wait. Earrings.
Monet X Change
We kind of get it up. We kind of get in the mire of this, okay?
Bob the Drag Queen
And I. And I can ask questions. I ask, I ask questions. And I, and I, and I, and I, and I bought it up.
Monet X Change
Someone said the other day, they were like, is Bob ever gonna clock Monet on the way? She says, anyways. And I was like, I know it's anyway, but it's the Brooklyn Match. I'm like, anyways, I put that.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can say anyways, but I can't say I bought it up. Bought it up. Bob. And I know that I brought it up, but I say, I bought it up. I've always said, I bought it up.
Monet X Change
Okay, nigga, buy it then.
Bob the Drag Queen
You started this. And now we're gonna play in the mud. Now we're covered in mud. Now we're sticky. It's getting sticky. Stick, stick, stick, sticky. Icky, icky, icky.
Monet X Change
Anyway, and so it's only 33 girls have been to the Met Gala. And, I mean, it is one. It is the most prestigious night in fashion, I want to say. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say so.
Jacob
For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Across continents. It happens here the first Monday in May in New York City. Can I just say, before, on the
Bob the Drag Queen
Upper east side, the worst neighborhood in New York City.
Monet X Change
Can I just say, I never. I was never, like, growing up in New York City, all throughout high school, college, only, like, the past, what, 10 years, I had even known that the Met Gala is a thing. I never knew that this thing has been happening for so long. How long has the Met Gala been happening?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, for years. Diana Vreeland did the first Met Gala. Really? Yeah.
Monet X Change
So. But can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm pretty sure you verify that, but I'm pretty sure Diana Vreeland is the one who established the Met Gala. Or she was the first Vogue editor who.
Monet X Change
Who.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who took us all. The Met Gala.
Monet X Change
Got it. Yeah. Well, because, I mean, I just. I just don't.
Jacob
This says Eleanor Lambert. It started in 1940. Eleanor. Oh, it started in 1948, but. And it's only become what a. What it has been in, like, the past 10 to 15. Ish years. And that's all because of Anna Wintour.
Monet X Change
That makes sense. Because I was like, I. Being a New Yorker, I've never even heard or, like, heard this spectacle that was the Met only for the past, like, 10 years. I realized it was a thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I knew about it back in I would say more than 10 years. I knew about it before I was on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't think before I was in Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
I knew, I don't think, but Lil Mama Anna Wintour has been at the Met gala, has been in vogue for more than 10 years. She's been there for like almost 15, 20, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think. I think. But she probably didn't do it, but
Jacob
she started co chairing the met gala in 95, so 20 years ago. So the Met gala was the Met and then she combined it to make it a vogue time with the Met thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it.
Jacob
It wasn't just. Yeah. And you know, it's a fundraiser for, I think the Mets costume exhibit. I could be wrong, but it's a fundraiser.
Monet X Change
It's in the comments right now. It's like, see, this is why these two. Two ugly ball black bitches with no style and notation. They don't even fucking know when to start it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, if it's you, on your alt account, all the comments you're saying, you be. You be writing them for them. What the hell's wrong with you? I will say this. I have only been to the Met costume exhibit one time. I went to China through the Looking Glass and it was superb. Y'.
Jacob
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is beautiful. Go to. Go toward the middle of the exhibit. If you go to the beginning, you're
Monet X Change
going to be inundated.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you go toward the end, you're going to be inundated. Go toward, around the middle when it slows down. It is absolutely a beautiful. It's a beautiful exhibit. If you like costumes.
Monet X Change
I've never been, so. I mean. Yeah, I like to do that one. I've never been to the Met, like outside of this. I've never been to.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know. It's free, isn't it? Or is it free on like Tuesdays? I believe the Met's free.
Monet X Change
I never been to any museums in New York besides the mattress she won when they took us on a field trip.
Bob the Drag Queen
You never been to the Guggenheim?
Monet X Change
Nope.
Bob the Drag Queen
The MoMA?
Monet X Change
Nope.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy. M2.
Monet X Change
The fuck is M2?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's called M2. What's the MoMA space over in Queens called, Jacob? M2. Oh, it's like PS 48, some letters and numbers.
Jacob
Well, it used to be a public school and then they made it into a museum. Oh, wow.
Monet X Change
Burn the libraries and close the schools.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never said close schools. One time. Okay, we're gonna get these little last thing. I'll say one time. Me and Ms. Cracker went to a exhibit at P.S. 48. It was this, like, performance art piece. It was insane. In fact, I'll do. I will do a. A. We'll do a. An exclusive after this, telling you what it was. It was one of the craziest. It was. It was one of the crazy I've ever been to in my life. That being said, Super Fine Tailoring Black style. This. This is a theme. Super Fine Tailoring Black Style examines the culture and political power of black style through the lens of dandyism, exploring how fashion has been used as a tool of resistance, self expression, and identity for the 18th century. From the 18th century to today, it considers style not just as appearance, but as a liberation, community, and transcendence across generations.
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Black dandyism is a cultural. Black dandyism is a cultural practice where black individuals use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, and resistance. Rooted in European dandy traditions, but reimagined through the lens of black identity, it challenges racist stereotypes by turning style into a form of political and personal expression. More than just fashion, it's a statement of pride, creativity, and art and autonomy across generations. Fucking love that. I wonder.
Bob the Drag Queen
So category is Super Fine Taylor and Black Style. So Monat. We must keep that in mind as we look at these looks.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Do you think they could do this as a. As a Runway and drag race? Do you think it'll be successful?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, in theory? Yeah, they could. I mean, if they can do the man, why can't they do a drag race? It'll be on. It'll be on. It'll be on a different level. It'll be much more gaudy, I believe. And we'll have probably even more flops. I mean, this is.
Monet X Change
This is pretty gaudy. Like, these are. I mean, girl, you put. You slapped some. Some, Some. Some. Some. Three on one lashes on these people. These people are in drag.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do feel like Black dandyism was the Met gala where I feel like we should have been tbh.
Jacob
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, this is the one where civil rights camp, too.
Monet X Change
Of course. Camp.
Bob the Drag Queen
Camp as well. But let's get into it. Let's start off strong with
Monet X Change
wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
With mother Diana Ross wearing Ugo Mosey. I'm probably saying this wrong. What's called Ross Lashley? Like, did she help design this?
Jacob
Yes, she helped design it.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
So Diana Ross is wearing this, like, a white gown with this gigantic, like, either feather. Those feathers. It is a feather trimmed coat. And it looks like. It looks like, like, like the cracked ice of. Of Antarctica or over her over her back. I think it looks really cool. It's kind of giving me. Is this the same person who did. No, it's not. It's kind of low key. Giving me a little bit of Rihanna's giant coat.
Monet X Change
Hers was Gao Pei.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dana Ross looks amazing. You know, she's 81.
Jacob
So on it, I believe, are the names of her children and grandchildren.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many kids she got?
Monet X Change
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where do you see it? Wait, what names? Anna.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I see the names on it.
Monet X Change
On the.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where? There are names on it. You don't see those names?
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Is this her family tree? Oh, wow. That's even cooler. Oh, wow. That is really cool. That's really cool. Yeah. Diana Ross has a big ass family. There was this picture a few years ago that was circling. They were at a fam reunion. And Diana Ross's family, she has a very big family.
Bob the Drag Queen
But it gets wider as you.
Monet X Change
I'm dejuan Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
It does.
Monet X Change
Let's move on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, is she wearing a bindi? I think she might be something on my screen.
Monet X Change
No, I think she's wearing a bindi. I think that this is a beautiful, beautiful guy. I cannot believe she's 81. Diana Ross looks fantastic. Incredible. Do you know who else is, is. Is. Is 81. 82 and looks insane?
Bob the Drag Queen
Joy Behar.
Monet X Change
Joy Behar. These hoes look. Sorry, I don't mean to disrupt them.
Bob the Drag Queen
These women, this is someone's grandmother.
Monet X Change
These women look immaculate.
Bob the Drag Queen
When they said these sl.
Monet X Change
Anyway, but yeah, I think Diana Ross.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Joy Behar is older than Diana Ross.
Monet X Change
She's 84, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Joy Behar is 82.
Monet X Change
82, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what Joy Behar is. Maybe she's. Maybe. Maybe death becomes hers based on her. It's kind of gaggy.
Monet X Change
It's kind. It's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
She stole my life. She made me cuckoo. That's my new favorite clip from the show.
Monet X Change
Have you seen the musical yet?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but I want to. But my new favorite line is I have this thing. And she goes, she stole my life. She made me cuckoo. She said, well, I spent four years locked in that health spa.
Monet X Change
Are you listening to the musical? The soundtrack?
Bob the Drag Queen
I listen to it through Proxy, through Jacob and through TikTok.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob goes to the house, listens to musicals a lot.
Monet X Change
I want to. I want to go to see it together with you.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I would love that. I'm not going to wait. But I would have loved that because I don't know when you're not Going to be in New York together again.
Monet X Change
We're literally going to be next weekend, bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm in and out same.
Monet X Change
I'm going. I'm going to 16th. I'm leaving the 18th.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. But we have stuff to do. We're booked.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's go on to the next one. Who is Coleman Domingo? Coleman is a correct. If I'm wrong, he's a chair of this year, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, he is. He's wearing Valentino. This suit. I really love this suit. Actually, this suit and I love this big flower. Something about it gives. Like if Norman Rockwell ever painted black people, which is a line from my book. But like something about this suit. I really love the oversize of the jacket and the length of the jacket, the height of the pants and this big like polka dot flower. I like the mixing of the fabrics.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I like his reveal. I think the reveal looks really dope. I didn't see the reveal in action. I'm always curious. I mean, I know at the Met gal they do like, they'd be so dramatic with the reveals. I remember when Gaga had that. It was like a four stage reveal. She did. She saw it for the thing and everything. So I'm curious what this looked like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, and what's the name? Did that reveal too? Lil Nas X. From the armor to the cat suit.
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was. It was wearing the gold armor and then he ripped it off and then he was wearing this like stone cat suit underneath.
Monet X Change
I think I forgot.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was Lil Nas X at the met gala this year.
Monet X Change
We. We're about to find out. But yeah, I think Coleman looks.
Jacob
He was not.
Monet X Change
Oh, wow. Really? Coleman Domingo is such a handsome man. And have you seen the clips lately of him and his long term partner just being so cutesy and stuff online? It's very adorable.
Bob the Drag Queen
I avoid couples content.
Monet X Change
Let's go on next to my.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, can I say too, like, it's weird that Lil Nas X wasn't there because he literally like name dropped Anna Wintour in his like latest single.
Monet X Change
I mean, that's probably why she was. She was like, no, you know, she
Bob the Drag Queen
was like, dude, he got a sold out tour. Do that nigga. No, Anna Wintour. Hit me with your loving. It was a three stage reveal. He had this big giant cape on and then it revealed to a armor suit, then a catsuit. Anyway, all right, let's move on.
Monet X Change
Let's go to my queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she pregnant again?
Monet X Change
Yes, girl. She having her third old baby. This, this was. This was the announcement.
Bob the Drag Queen
How Fertile is. I feel like every time I look up, Rihanna's pregnant.
Monet X Change
Fertile Myrtle. Fertile Myrtle. And I mean.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she has been a bad girl.
Monet X Change
Riri with her. With her man's Asaph. Rocky. What did the girl. They probably celebrated after he got his not guilty thing for the court case.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I don't follow them that closely.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, he was involved in the thing, but he was not guilty.
Bob the Drag Queen
They said when y' all having babies, he said asap.
Monet X Change
This is insane, yo. I mean, Rihanna just never fucking misses. Like, this just looks so. It's just so beautiful down to this fucking shoe, this pump. It looks so. That's supposed to be like an oxford shoe. She looks. The suiting is beautiful. I love the oversized hat, this little ascot bow thingy. The. The corsetry for the. For the. For the. For the bodice is so beautiful. Rihanna looks always looks so fucking stunning by Marc Jacobs.
Bob the Drag Queen
She does look. She does look very, very good. I love that she's accentuating her belly. Um, yeah, she looks amazing. I love this hat. I love the pinstripes on the pant. I love the crop jacket. The, like the bolero crop tuxedo jacket. She looks absolutely stunning. She is. I didn't realize how light skinned she is. If you cover her face, that could be a white person.
Monet X Change
Well, there was a. There was a picture of her and Sierra next to each other because Sierra is also a light skinned black woman. And Rihanna is like much lighter than even Ciara.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just did not. I never realized how light skinned Rihanna is. She is light skinned.
Monet X Change
You know, she probably hasn't been in the sun for a while. You know, black.
Bob the Drag Queen
She high yellow, as they say.
Monet X Change
High yellow. Um, let's go to somebody else. Who is she be fucking? She turns out, baby. Always Teyana Taylor. I'm killing them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look is remarkable.
Monet X Change
Insane.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love this look so much. I. I'm. I'm gonna. It's an early call.
Jacob
Can you see who it is for
Bob the Drag Queen
Teyana Taylor wearing Ruth E. Carter. It might be too early to call my favorite look, but my God, I. This look is just amazing.
Monet X Change
Like, it's so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everything, this, the. The pocket chains that go all the way down to her ankles. This is dandyism.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this is.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a dandy. 100%. The feather in the hat and college bitch. You are macaroni. Teyana Taylor put a feather in your hat because you are macaroni. This is amazing. She looks so good. I saw Tiana Taylor backstage one time
Monet X Change
where Madonna tour works. She's so hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's tall. Is she tall? I feel like she's tall. Maybe I'm making that up, but I remember being like, oh, hey, what's tall? I was talking to Taylor Jacob about this last night. How often do you meet women taller than you?
Monet X Change
Oh, rarely.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's pretty rare, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, she's five' five. She must be wearing big shoes. Yeah, it's pretty rare for me. We went to the severance party, and we saw a woman, the lady from Game of Thrones. She's six' three.
Monet X Change
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she's wearing five.
Jacob
Gwendolyn Christie Brienne of Tarth.
Monet X Change
I don't know the show.
Jacob
Oh, have you seen Severance, Season two?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, anyway, she's a very tall woman. She's a very, very tall woman.
Monet X Change
Brenda Lee Christie.
Jacob
Gwendolyn Christie.
Monet X Change
Oh, let me see. Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn Christie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, Are the cops coming to get you? What's going on?
Monet X Change
Oh, wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Long story short, she's a very, very tall woman. And I was like, it is. It's so rare that I see a woman that is taller than me that I'm all like, oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. But Taylor. Taylor's a great. It looks like she's killing this dandy look. It's so good. And this was designed by Ruthie Carter, who is not a major fashion. She's a major fashionist.
Jacob
She actually worked, like costume designer, not like a big label.
Monet X Change
Right. She worked on Wakanda Forever and on the Black Panther films and some other great, great, great, great, great movies and big sets.
Bob the Drag Queen
So trend alert. Oh, is this on purpose?
Monet X Change
What's the trend alert? Oh, shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this on purpose?
Jacob
Like, this is not on purpose. And this is actually the interesting thing, because there's a rumor being like, Anna Wintour has to approve every look that goes carpet. But she wouldn't have approved this if that was. If that's something she did or if
Bob the Drag Queen
she did approve it and she wanted to be shady because Zendaya and Anna Sawai are basically. So Zendaya's wearing Louis Vuitton. Anna Sawai is wearing Dior. These are the same looks.
Monet X Change
I cannot. That is crazy. The only difference is that Zendaya has a vest that buttons up, and Anna doesn't appear to have one.
Bob the Drag Queen
And can someone help me? Is it Daya or is it Daya?
Monet X Change
I think it's Zendaya. I've heard her say her name. Her name is Zendaya.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
Um, but they have the Same type of hat. I don't know what kind of hat this is called. Bob may know. Uh, I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like a floppy hat.
Monet X Change
Yes. The technical term. They're both wearing floppy hats. And I think Anna has gloves. And I don't know if Zendaya has them, but, girl, this is essentially the same look. Now, who looks better, in my opinion? Maybe it's just the pose, but Zendaya's sending me with this pose. This pose is so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Zendaya's pose is a little bit better, but they honestly look the same.
Monet X Change
Like, that's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Zendaya's not eating Ana up. They both look good. These are. I mean, I love a cream suit. You will never catch me being mad at someone wearing a cream suit. But, like, that's crazy. When they saw. I want to know when they saw
Monet X Change
each other what the conversation was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was it like. And was Anna in the corner being like, yeah, respond to my emails faster, bitch.
Monet X Change
It's fucking Anna. Saw is a villain origin story. Also, I just notice, you know, the Met gala, the carpet is normally like, white or a light color in this. It's blue with dandies all around.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, like. Like the. Like the occasion forgot flower when they dragged you.
Monet X Change
Well, at least I fucking knew.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't even know the fans dragging when they be like, it's called. But yeah, do you. I think Anna. Have you ever been in the same room as Anna Wintour before?
Monet X Change
No, I have not.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I have twice by chance. By the way, I have never spoken to Anna Wintour, but I was. She came to a coach show. I was at a coach fashion show I went to one time, and she went to the opening night of the last five years on Broadway.
Jacob
Oh, work.
Bob the Drag Queen
And whenever you see her, I'm not lying to y', all, it sends chills through your body. I was like, oh, shit. I remember being like, the most.
Monet X Change
The most popular fashion.
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah, this is gaggy. And I think Anna Wintour did it on purpose to be shady. And now I'm never gonna give back to Miguel.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to my queen mother.
Bob the Drag Queen
My queen Whoopi Goldberg wearing Thom Browne. I love this look. Whoopi has been eating the girlies up lately.
Monet X Change
This is so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
When Whoopi steps out, she shows out. I really love this look.
Monet X Change
Did you cast the little finger caps on her fingers?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I didn't.
Monet X Change
Yeah, she posted on her Instagram or someone on Instagram. I saw. Oh, I think it was on the shader room Instagram. He has these little, like, caps on the fingers that look really cool. I love the little veil, the top hat. And I mean, Tom Brown has been really getting fucking. I mean, Tom Brown is a big designer for a long time, but over the past, like, two years, I want to say we've been seeing Tom Brown a lot. And I think that Whoopi is really, really, really turning the party out.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was on the Traders with a guy who is obsessed with Tom Brown, Bob Harper, who wears almost exclusively Tom Brown. Um, and that little bitch I got so sick of seeing a little flag, little stripe, and it looks good. But I was like, jesus Christ, we get it, Tom. I mean, the branding is. The branding is strong with this one.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Whoopi looks amazing. Um, and you know. Cause y' all know I listen to the View every day. Whoopi. Whoopi do not like to go out. Whoopi likes to sit her ass at home. So the fact that Whoopi even got up out of her home and came into this, you know, Whoopi was like, all right, all right.
Bob the Drag Queen
The way I am, I can say sleep slowly. See myself evolving into Whoopi Goldberg is kind of crazy. The way I can tell that I'm going to evolve into Whoopi Goldberg is kind of wild. Let's go on to maybe my favorite singer of all time, Lord, also wearing Tom Brown.
Monet X Change
She looks a fucking mess. I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, really? This is a mess?
Monet X Change
How is this dandyism? You have on a tube top and a long skirt.
Bob the Drag Queen
The coat. I think the coat is offering dandyism. That's the dandy. I mean. Okay, to ask that question. How is Diana Ross dandyism?
Monet X Change
Because I think. Again, let's go back to the definition, right? Examine the culture. Proud of Black south through the lens of dandy's. Exploring how fashion. Sorry. Use sharp, elegant fashion to assert dignity, individuality, resistance.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but dandyism is menswear.
Monet X Change
I know, but I think that you take aspects of that. I think that Diana.
Bob the Drag Queen
What about Dana Ross's menswear?
Monet X Change
No, I'm saying it's not only menswear. It's a statement of liberation.
Bob the Drag Queen
Dandism is his menswear.
Monet X Change
I'm saying. I'm reading the. The.
Bob the Drag Queen
The.
Monet X Change
The prompt for this is a statement of liberation. Community transcendence across generations. Diana Ross literally has her family weaved into her.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has that. That is true. But the question is, why do you think all these women are wearing menswear? Why do you think it's a coincidence that all the women We've seen so far are wearing some form of menswear.
Monet X Change
I'm not saying that. We're just. We're exploring why the Lord is not giving that to me. Yes, you can. Yes, she has a blazer on. That is not. So technically, that's menswear, but it's not giving the prompt of the gala to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I think that I. I don't think she looks a mess. I think that she does have on menswear. She's wearing the men's coat. It's not a mess to me. I think she looks. It's not. It's not like knocking out of the park for me or anything, but I don't think that she looks a mess. But I do think that what she is doing is. Is it is incorporating the. The menswear aspect of it in the.
Monet X Change
In a very minimal way.
Bob the Drag Queen
In my opinion, she's incorporating more than Dana Ross is. I love Danna Ross's look. Danna Ross has no menswear on that are also not wearing an ounce of menswear. I know you say the generation thing, but what seems to be the. The biggest prompt is the dandyism. The dandy part. The menswear is the big part of the thing.
Monet X Change
There's nothing here that says menswear. And what in the definition dandy is?
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think a dandy is?
Monet X Change
I know, but I'm saying we're. We're. The prompt for the Met gala was super fine tailoring black style. That was the problem.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's through the lens of dandyism. I know where.
Monet X Change
I know, but dandy is an. Explores these other themes in it as well.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you think a dandy is?
Monet X Change
I know a dandy is. I know what dandy is. I'm just saying we're talking about two different things. You're talking about just only dandyism. I'm talking about the prompt of the gala, and Diana Ross is giving the prompt of the gala. Lord is doing it. Yes, in a very small way, in my opinion.
Bob the Drag Queen
And what I will say is, so for me, the prompt starts here. And then as it gets further and further and further down toward the end, the prompts tend to be less like, for example, super fine tailoring black style. Black style is like the big. This is like. Tailoring black style examines culture through the power of. Through the lens of dandism. This is also important. How fast is used. A tool of resistance, self expression, identity. 18th century. That's actually pretty high. Not just style of appearance, but as A statement of liberation, community transcendence across generations. So I think the, it's, it's because you can do, you can do liberation, community transcendence across generations. That has nothing to do with dandyism. Dandyism is not a, that's not what. Dandyism is not about liberation. It's not about generations. Because when they were doing it, it wasn't, they weren't thinking generationally. It is about liberation and there is a community aspect to it. But at the time it wasn't about going across generations. So I think that people are pulling what they want from the prompts, which is why I think what Danna Ross is doing is great and it works in the prompt. And I think what I think, honestly, they're both on prompt. In my humble opinion. They're both on prompt.
Monet X Change
Well, I was gonna say disagree with your, with, with your, with your statement of like it starts here and it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller. I disagree with that thesis. I don't think that that's how that works. But we just have to agree to disagree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Tramell Tillman. Is Tom Brown dressing every motherfucking body?
Monet X Change
I mean Tom Brown has been big in this, you know, not dandyism, but menswear and suiting and, you know, so Sombra is big in the menswear world right now. So I mean this makes sense that so many people are wearing Tom Brown.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just met Tramell Tillman. He is so handsome.
Monet X Change
I mean he looks handsome. Fucking hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he is. Absolutely.
Monet X Change
Is he wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love this giant flower on his, this. It's like an orchid or. I, I don't know. I don't, I don't know. Flower. It's probably a case you forgot flower this big.
Monet X Change
He like he's wearing women's, women's kitten heels.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, he's not wearing a heel.
Monet X Change
Yes it is. There's a heel on there.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's like a, like a, that's like a 1 inch heel that you put on like a dress shoe. That's not a heel.
Monet X Change
It is a heel. I didn't say like a little pointy heel, but it's still a heel. He has a little heel. Kitten heels aren't only like a stiletto. They can be wide, they can be thick, they can be torn. You wouldn't give heels.
Bob the Drag Queen
But when a dress shoe has an inch on it, you don't call it a kitten heel.
Monet X Change
I mean, but I'm saying, but the way the styling, like there's no lace like, it's not even like a. Look at. It looks like, it looks like a ballet flat with a heel on it, don't it?
Bob the Drag Queen
Look at.
Monet X Change
Zoom in.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is just like on your nerve.
Monet X Change
And the braid in the hairpiece. Look, zoom in.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't, I wouldn't call this a heel, but anyway, I think he looks really beautiful. I, I love this I. For me, the big focal point is these big giant flowers. I love these flowers. They're so over the top.
Monet X Change
I think they're tulip. I think they're tulips. Not. What did you say? Not orchid.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're tip tulips on my fucking nuts, bitch. How about that? Take two lips. How many lips you got?
Monet X Change
I have four, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I only need two.
Monet X Change
Well, you can have all four, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, and the two, the two are on your other face. You two faced bitch.
Monet X Change
Oh my God. So aggressive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to somebody who's finally not wearing Tom Brown shaboozi.
Monet X Change
Oh my God. This is really cool. So Shabuzzi obviously is a big country singer, but, but being on Cowboy Carter like blew him up even more. We know a lot about Shabuzzi. Shabuzzi.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everybody in the club getting in the bar of the club.
Monet X Change
I don't know what's going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everybody in the bar, club. Everybody in the club getting tipsy, you know, that's all.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, that is him. I love this. This is by Robert1. I love these. Are these stones or are these pearls?
Bob the Drag Queen
They look like pearls. Or some sort of a turquoise bead maybe.
Monet X Change
Yeah, turquoise beading. Yeah. The suiting looks really beautiful. I love the texture of the suiting. I love incorporating this like turquoise color in his, in his jewelry and his watch. He has his nails done. I love this headpiece. These little flowy little thingies from the side of the outfit look great. I just, I love when a man wears a pant and it goes all the way to the floor that you can't even see the shoe. Maybe because I'm a drag queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would like to see his shoes.
Jacob
Sorry, I'd like to correct myself. It's everybody at the bar getting tipsy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everybody at the bar. Everybody at the bar getting tipsy. I would like to see his shoes.
Monet X Change
I see when he walks, you can see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I'm, I, I'm saying me as a person, I want to know what shoes he's wearing.
Monet X Change
I love that because you just, you just look like a. You look like 19ft tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
He looks amazing.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that my favorite is Still Teyana Taylor. But this is the one that I wouldn't want to wear.
Monet X Change
It's Teyana. Teyana Taylor.
Bob the Drag Queen
My bad. Tiana Taylor. But I think I would like to wear this because I like to wear black. No. I would wear Teyana Taylor's. No. Oh, my God. Well, I think Tiants are my favorite, but I would like to wear this. This is so beautiful and low key.
Monet X Change
He looks snatched, like, with a corset on. Like, he has, like, a little waist under there, don't he?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's the way. It might be, the way that the beads are curving up.
Monet X Change
Baby. It is. It is giving me.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got a little corset on.
Monet X Change
Honestly, Mandy, she. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
He looked thicker than a snicker.
Monet X Change
No, I know. He got a little hip, but honestly, can we. Has there ever been a time in fashion or history when, you know, men were wearing corsets? Like, how women were wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't know, probably. Come on, let's go on to a Met gala staple.
Monet X Change
This queen knows fashion. She always, every year, this bitch. Sorry. I mean that in a very. In a dragway.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is someone's sister.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Yeah. I was like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like.
I was like, Is she married?
Jacob
Is she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she. Does she have. Is she. Is she someone's sister? I don't even know, actually.
Monet X Change
Janelle Monae stuns in Tom Brown. Ex Paul Tazwell. I don't know that. Oh, he's a costume designer from Wicked. And I guess they collaborated on this look. Literally on the screen, they collaborated on this look together. I don't know exactly what that means, but I think that Janelle looks dope. This reveal was so cool. She looks like a Picasso painting when she has. She has a coat on and then she does a reveal. It looks really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Janelle X Picasso. Yeah, Janelle. And Monae looks absolutely stunning. She is a queer icon. She is a fashion icon. She is a music icon. She. This look is so good. I can't even say enough good stuff about this look. I love this eyepiece coming down. It's a little steam punky. It's a little steam punk coming down from this bowler. I love the white brim of the hat. I love the color. Everyone who knows me knows I really love red, black, and white. I love those three colors together. I love red. My entire living room is red, black, and white.
Monet X Change
Yes, it is. Cause again, it's a color you can see the best, right? Or you don't see it. So you like it? I can't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know, I just like it.
Monet X Change
Wait, but do you see the color red? Like, like the fire.
Jacob
You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can see fire engine. I can see that she's wearing red. How do you think I clock that?
Monet X Change
I'm saying, but what is. Does it look like fire engine red to you? What color. What color red is this?
Bob the Drag Queen
It looks. It looks like a bright red.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Jacob
It's more of a thing when the red is subtle. So, like, if somebody's wearing a red tint of blush, and it's like more of like a pinker red, that's where it doesn't, like, really pick up.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I can't fully describe it.
Monet X Change
I know there's a ton of Reddit. We talked about this before, and you, like, like, oh, I didn't. Or something. Like, you didn't know you were.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow.
Monet X Change
You didn't know you ran out of blush because you don't see the color, so you just. You just put it on an empty thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. I didn't realize the blush wasn't. The brush wasn't picking up anymore for months. I had no clue.
Monet X Change
That's. I was like, I know there's something I already don't see.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the thing is, if you want to know what's up with my color blindness, buy the card. The game phase 10. That red and green, I can't tell them apart. Specifically in the game phase 10, let's go on to Kimberly Kardashian, who's wearing chrome hearts, known for their expensive jewelry. Right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. Chrome hearts. I didn't love this. What do you think about this? And Kimberly hated it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't hate it, but it's fine, Right? I don't think she looks bad.
Monet X Change
Like, I think. I think what it is about me, Like, a lot of these looks, they seem, like, unattainable or it will cost a lot of money to look. I feel like I can go to any store on 1 25th and get this.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I mean, it. It does not look particularly expensive. I'm gonna say that with my whole chest. But also, I feel the same about Zendaya and Anas Hawaii. Like, I could get a cream suit anywhere.
Monet X Change
This is true. This is true.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I think she looks good, but I'm not, like, gagging. Like, like, for example, with Zendaya and Anas away, they both look good. I. I would not be like, oh, my dejo. Fuck, I say, you know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But with Kim, I'd be like, oh, if I saw Kim out somewhere, I'd
Monet X Change
be like, oh, you look nice compared to Kim's. I mean, I think my favorite Kim Met Gala ever was the one. The mugler one when she was white. The wet one that was fucking. It's such a great.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what?
Monet X Change
I'm surprised more queens didn't recreate that. I thought I was gonna see that everywhere for a while.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's probably hard to make. I like when she destroyed Marilyn Monroe's dress when she ripped it to pieces. That was my favorite look. Fuck capitalism. No, I'm kidding. Imagine saying fuck capitalism at the Met Gala.
Monet X Change
Let's talk about Ms. Brat herself. Charli x cx in Anne Demoulmister by Stefano Galici. I have never heard any of these names before.
Bob the Drag Queen
Charlie Sexy Sex. She. She. She looks like an evil villain in a. In a. In a. In a film.
Monet X Change
She looks like Ravenna and Snowman the Huntsman.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she evil?
Monet X Change
That's Charlize Character clock that.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I'm not crazy about this look. She kind of looks like a. Like a Dragula queen or Dracula ghoul. Sorry. Um, a little bit like. Like, Like I feel like I know this queen of the club and she be doing Evanescence. She be doing Panic at the Disco. She be doing, you know, that kind of stuff. Maybe a little Fallout Boy.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't hate it, but it's not.
Monet X Change
I'm. I'm not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not gagged.
Monet X Change
This queen definitely does Charli XX at the club for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we. There's no need to guess. Her underwear are black. There is. There is no need to guess at all.
Monet X Change
Let's.
Bob the Drag Queen
She had a big year.
Monet X Change
Oh, huge year. Are you kidding me? Huge. Let's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't know that she was on that song. I got my. I cash my feeling on a summer day. Was she in Icon of Pop or. She's working with Icon of Pop.
Monet X Change
I think she just wrote that record
Bob the Drag Queen
and she's on the song.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think those are her vocals. I think it's her song. She wrote it and from the demo, her. Some of her vocals are still on the record.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's up with Icona Pop?
Monet X Change
I had them on Exchange Rate a long time ago.
Jacob
So it looks like Icona Pop is the producer and then Charlie was doing vocals.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so the whole. So is iconic pop not a group?
Monet X Change
Yes, it's two ladies.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so they're producing and Charlie. Oh, I thought Iconda Pop was singer.
Monet X Change
I mean, they are.
Jacob
I think they actually are singers too, but that's what they were doing. They specifically did the music Bob, news flash.
Monet X Change
You can be a singer and a producer. I don't want to blow your mind.
Bob the Drag Queen
Blow my fucking dick. Monet always makes one way. I say singer because you.
Monet X Change
Because you say, like, Alyssa. A singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you say singer?
Monet X Change
Singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
Singer.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Ms. Chapel. Rowan worked with. She on this look. She worked with Paul Tat, the costume director of Wicked, and to source something from ebay. Okay, this is interesting because Chapel, you know, remember her from her Grammy speech? She was very like, fuck this. JK wanna mute. She's like, very fuck the system. Pay. JK wanna mute. Fuck the system. I want pay, pay, pay artists enough so they can afford healthcare. Yada, yada. So I think she better work. She got her Met Gala look from the. From motherfucking ebay. She better work.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess you can say fuck capitalism
Monet X Change
with a Met Gala.
Bob the Drag Queen
I stand corrected.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you can.
Bob the Drag Queen
I stayed corrected. Wow, she looks good. It's kind of low key. Giving. What's his name?
Monet X Change
Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
Over in Brooklyn.
Monet X Change
Who?
Bob the Drag Queen
The guy. He made the sweater you and I fought over.
Monet X Change
I don't know his name.
Bob the Drag Queen
Zero Waste Daniel.
Jacob
Zero Waste Daniel.
Bob the Drag Queen
Zero Waste Daniel.
Monet X Change
Is that how Daniel looks?
Bob the Drag Queen
Not as a person, but his style?
Monet X Change
Oh, I was like. Like he's a redhead.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, no. I think he has black hair or dark brown hair.
Monet X Change
Yeah, this looks more like 70s Gemini hologram to me. But, you know. What do I know? I mean, I do. I do like this outfit. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, the patchwork is zero Waste Dan. You haven't seen Zero Waste Dan's work.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I seen itself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you don't see the patchwork in itself.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, no, I was agreeing with you. I was just saying going on. You're talking more about her look. That to me, it looks more like 70s Gemini hologram. Like vibes. What do you think?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I guess my question is this. No, yeah, I agree with you, but, like, I thought that to go to the Met Gala, you had to be invited by a. By a. By a brand.
Monet X Change
I thought so, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
So, ebay table.
Jacob
Well, it's possible she went with Paul Tazwell because he was doing other stuff for Tom Brown. So I would. And he also just won the Oscar, so I feel like Tom. Paul Tazwell was the. Like, the person she was with.
Bob the Drag Queen
But would Paul be invited or would Tom Brown be invited?
Jacob
I think Paul would probably be. I mean, he won an Oscar and he's a costumer, so I feel like he would have been invited, but I don't know. For sure. That's just speculation.
Monet X Change
And look at, look at, look at, look at, look at. Zoom in, Jay. Zoom into this picture. Look at nsy. She just saw Zendaya. She like, I can't believe this fucking. She is mad, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why is she not wearing her gloves? That's driving me every picture. This bitch is holding her gloves. Are they a purse?
Monet X Change
No. I think you know how I feel
Bob the Drag Queen
about people with their jackets halfway on. Like, Lord had
Monet X Change
to Bob, Lorde was the best dressed queen of the night. She, Lord, is Bob's black queen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I never said that. Also, like, is like, is Lord gonna put the jacket on? Is there a picture of her in the jacket? Monat loves the jacket off the like, what are we doing?
Monet X Change
That's not true.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love that you did it.
Monet X Change
When.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cue up the fucking All Star seven promo picture, bitch.
Monet X Change
All Star seven promo.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wore a jacket on one arm.
Monet X Change
Wait, wait, All Star Seven. What's my All Star seven promo?
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you on crack? What was the theme? Oh, where you have one sleeve?
Monet X Change
Yeah, okay, it's on. It's fucking on.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's under your arm. Monet. You're doing this look, you're doing this,
this.
Monet X Change
Because I want to show skin, and I always want to show bitch. Y', all, y' all know this is Bob. Bob will find these things and he will harp on it. I'm going to hear about y'.
Jacob
All.
Monet X Change
We're going to be hearing about jackets for the next three business days.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, because someone else did. And you were like, it's a vibe. Like, putting on your jacket, like, this is crazy
Monet X Change
because it's not functional. It's form of a function, babe.
Bob the Drag Queen
A jacket is not an accessory.
Monet X Change
It is. It clearly is.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like when I. We're going to move on. Let's go on to one of the it girls who. Who every time I see her, I think she might be a foot tall. Sabrina Carpenter wearing Louis Vuitton. This is great. Sabrina Carpenter looks like a drag queen. Like, I'm like, I don't know much about Sabrina Carpenter, to be honest, but how is this not drag?
Monet X Change
Do you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you know her song I'm Working Late? Cause I'm a dragnec woman.
Monet X Change
I ain't know if I was a drag queen. I'm still a drag queen. I also do mixes. I was a drag queen is crazy doing mixes. I would make that mix. It would be different songs. Every time she says, Look at you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And one more.
Jacob
Sorry. You just sing the same song twice.
Monet X Change
Oh, is it.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the same song? Yes. Oh, no, I'm working late?
Jacob
Cause I'm a singer? Da da da da? Wrapped around my finger my twisted humor? He's just now calling? Now he's thinking about me, baby, I know that's that mi espresso.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, what's the other one? Please, please, please, please don't prove I'm right. I did each please in a new key.
Monet X Change
You literally couldn't do that. Literally.
Bob the Drag Queen
Try it. If it's easy, try it. Try it right now.
Monet X Change
You're so sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do three, please in to hear if
Monet X Change
you can do it. You're right. I can't do it. It's your thing. I'm going to do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly. Please, please, please don't prove I'm right. I want to finish. Please hold. And please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup. You know what? I really don't like when people sing songs and they skip the pauses. So I hate when I'm listening to someone and I get the music's not playing, but, like, they go. They go, please, please, please don't prove I'm right. And please, please. I'm like, no, you have that. People do it all the time.
Monet X Change
Like when you're watching a live performance, you want to hear the record. No, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
When you're with your friends singing and there's no music playing, they're just singing the song.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
They don't do the pause.
Monet X Change
Got it, got it. I just remember when the artist is performing it live and they don't do the to get through the song quickly.
Bob the Drag Queen
How do you feel about that?
Monet X Change
Don't bother me. I mean, I never thought about it, to be honest. I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cuz I can't keep time with you, Mom.
Monet X Change
You can't keep time?
Bob the Drag Queen
I have no problem keeping time, bitch. Because we. Again, I remind you all, go back and watch Monet in the wizard of Oz video.
Monet X Change
Okay, I have one misstep soon.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, Go back and watch Monet in the beatbop Beat.
Monet X Change
Can I tell you, when I saw Sabrina Carpenter in this, I thought about you immediately, because, y', all, there was this. Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I never said I like the look.
Monet X Change
You like the look?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I like it.
Monet X Change
It was good. Which is so crazy for you to say, cuz y', all, back in the day when Bob and I used to do drag in New York City, before we were ever on Drag Race, Bob had this rule that he would never wear leotard.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not on Stage because, wait, what?
Monet X Change
You had this golden rule that you would not wear a leotard like it would, you would never leave your house under the leotard because you thought it looked so, it looks so bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I didn't want to be on the train in a leotard, so I would wear a skirt. So I would, I would wear it, but I put a skirt over it. He tell y', all.
Monet X Change
I would make this hideous skirt out of fucking polka dot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fab.
First of all, it was not hideous
Monet X Change
out of polka dot fabric.
Bob the Drag Queen
That polka dot skirt was iconic.
Monet X Change
So you can't wear a fucking leotard on the train, but she can wear it to the Met Gala.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me find my fucking polka dot skirt because, y', all, you're not about to do my fucking skirt dirty. My skirt was cute.
Monet X Change
Honey, a leotard is crazy for you to walk around New York City. But she could wear it to the Met Gala is my point.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I think she looks cute. I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking about it in that regard. I mean, I just think she looks cute. I mean, I'm not, I'm not gagging for this, but she looks cute, though. Like, I'm not going to knock myself over to falling over this look. But I, I do think she looks cute. Yeah. Yes, and thank you.
Monet X Change
Okay. Interesting. I mean, I do think she looks cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
You want to fight me about that? You don't think she looks cute?
Monet X Change
I think she looks cute, But I I wor about you talking about the leotard. I, I, I, I was prepared for you to be like, I hate that she has a leotard on, but you loved it.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Let's go on to Amelia Gray. Who is Amelia Gray?
Monet X Change
I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a Valentino. I don't really know what's going on.
Monet X Change
She looks awful. Look at those fucking panties showing.
Bob the Drag Queen
She kind of looks like Bimini Bumbleash.
Monet X Change
Like, why look at those fucking nude. This is a fucking mess. I hate. Oh, my God. The more I zoom in, the more I hate this outfit. Look at those, y'. All. Look at these granny panties sticking out of this leotard.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, it certainly got a perspective, that's for sure. She's, she's taking the piss out of it. It, Yeah, I, I, I don't, I don't understand what Valentino was, was going through when they, when they did this.
Monet X Change
Malia Gray Hamlin is an American model.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't think she looks a little bit like Bim Bamboo Lash?
Monet X Change
No, I Don't see that at all.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, let's go on to our next person, please.
Jacob
Who is.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Nikki.
Monet X Change
When this popped up on the fucking shade room. Nikki looks incredible. Her face.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are still watching the shade room?
Monet X Change
I'm still in the shade room. I am.
Bob the Drag Queen
You gotta get out of there, Monet.
Monet X Change
I know you.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's almost. Okay, first, I have found. I have found the. My polka dot skirt.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Is that what you were looking for? That's why you couldn't say who's next? Are you looking at his goddamn skirt?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we're also taking turns saying, who's next? And honestly, this skirt is very fucking cute. And I made the skirt myself to a blind person. There it is. Maybe. Maybe you need to review it. Maybe. Maybe you need to see it again to remember how cute the skirt was. Maybe that's what the problem is, girl. And, Jacob, I would like for you to chime in on this skirt.
Jacob
The skirt that Nikki's wearing.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, my skirt.
Jacob
Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
I just sent it to the chat.
Jacob
Oh. So, okay, great.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's got pleats in it and everything.
Monet X Change
Wow. We got a pleat in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Honestly, my outfit is giving dandyism in this photo.
Monet X Change
I can't.
Jacob
Let's send it to Violet and see what she thinks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, great idea. And she'll grab it with her fucking toes.
Monet X Change
I think Nicki looks stunning. This hair is so beautiful. I love this pinstripe moment. The blue. Even the match going down to the nails. These flowers on her right shoulder.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ugh.
Monet X Change
Nikki looks so delicious. She looks amazing.
Jacob
She looks good.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks good when she's thick, too. I will say this, though. This. This pattern is really hard for camera.
Monet X Change
Why? It's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't tell if it's doing the marring. What's it called? Jacob? Marring.
Monet X Change
Maring. It's not. I don't. It's not doing it for me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Am I crazy?
Monet X Change
It's not doing it for me.
Jacob
It's doing it for me. If I zoom in, it stops on the skirt.
Monet X Change
Okay. Sorry. I was less zoomed in than y'.
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
Monet X Change
Yeah. When you zoom out to 100%. Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't tell what's going on. But anyway, I mean, she looks good. Again.
Monet X Change
Another diva in Tom Brown. Tom Brown has dressed the majority of people we watched, we looked at tonight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gaggy. Let's go on to Nicole Kidman. Jacob, that's so shady. Oh.
Monet X Change
Cause he don't know white women.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob didn't put the name on there on purpose. Jacob, you Ain't slick, bitch. I was like, who the fuck is this
Jacob
Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not, it's not dandyism.
Monet X Change
It's not, it's Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she looks fine. I don't like this drop waist thing.
Monet X Change
I don't like it either. Look, even, even, even that, even that, that black girl to her right shoulder is unimpressed. Look at her. She's like, what the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do love that, this Coco Chanel ankle length skirt, though.
Monet X Change
It's Dior, not Coco Dior.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sorry. I, I, I've never really done this look, but I love that look. That Gigi.
Monet X Change
Good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does it sometime. Yeah, that, that Dior ankle length, giant petticoat circle skirt is so cute to me.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think so too. But yeah, this is. No, I'm not into it, Nicole. Sorry. Hanging up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Dochi. I hope I don't get in trouble for saying this. I want to top Dochi in this look. This look. Is that, is that too much?
Monet X Change
Is that Jesus Lord God.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was that, was that too much?
Monet X Change
That was a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sorry, doctor.
Monet X Change
I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I take things too far, Dochi. I take things too far. I'm sorry. Work.
Monet X Change
That was a whole lot. But you know, she does look very good. I love this Afro. Having this cigar. Madonna did a cigar thing as well. We're gonna talk about it later. But I think that this color looks beautiful on Dochi. Those. What kind, what kind of shoe do you call this? I don't know. What is that thing? Jacob, do you know she looks like Shea? Oh, for sure. I see it, right? Yeah, I see it.
Jacob
Isn't that just a loafer?
Monet X Change
No.
Jacob
Like a sandal loafer.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's not. I don't know, girl.
Monet X Change
It's called like a tea strap or something like that. Loafer or something like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is a really cool look. I love this pop of dark around in her ascot. Yeah, this looks amazing. She looks fantastic. This is a queen behind her look.
Monet X Change
What's this faggot behind her? Is that Jeremy Scott?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's, that's, that's, that's Cola Scola.
Jacob
That's Cola Scola.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Bel Khalis al Masar wearing Burberry.
Monet X Change
See, this gives me more Baroque. More like 70s or Baroque. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm not. Well, I, I think I can see the dandyism a little bit. Bit. Although it's not, it's not as overt as a lot of other people are doing it. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like overwhelmingly most people are getting the prompt that this is a menswear category. I feel, I feel like most people, for the most part are overwhelmingly getting that she's wearing pants and a jacket. I will say that I do love, I do love this look. That being said, I like it.
Monet X Change
I love, I like the look a lot too. It just, I don't know how much of the, it's giving me the, the, the, the, the, the fantasy, the vibe with the, of the night. She's also wearing a C, which is a men's accessory.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's wearing the cummerbund. Yeah. Yeah, she is. She looks good though. I like what, I like when Cardi wears her, like when Cardi wears hair that either is her natural hair or resembles her natural hair.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I love the color too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, I don't know if this is her hair. This might be a wig for all I know. But I like when Cardi B. Wears her kinky hair out.
Monet X Change
I think it's a wig. Let's go on to Ms. Lauryn Hill wearing Jude Danta. I don't know who that even is. I heard of this design.
Bob the Drag Queen
I, I, I've seen, I want to say I love this look. I've seen better versions of the better pictures of this look. This was one of my favorite looks of the night, to be honest.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay. This, well, you know, I love, you
Bob the Drag Queen
know, I love when dark skinned people were yellow. I love a good yellow moment.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, what? I'm sorry. To the fans. I'm sorry. I apologize. Oh, shit. It's not the right side.
Monet X Change
I want to say, I want to say it's on the nice side.
Bob the Drag Queen
To the pillow fans. I would never forsake you. I like this look. I think she looks really good.
Monet X Change
I like it too. Maybe I just need a better picture of it. I don't think. What's in her hand? What is she holding? Is that a mic?
Bob the Drag Queen
The pants seem a little longer, long.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I agree. And what is she holding?
Bob the Drag Queen
A heart on a stick.
Monet X Change
I don't know what the is going on.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can you look into that and tell us what, what Lauren Hill's holding?
Monet X Change
I love this carpet. I want to use this carpet that they're standing on. I want that to be a dress. Like, I love this fabric of the carpet.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that's why Vasi be reading you. Cuz you want a carpet dress.
Monet X Change
You said the literally made a dress out of carpet.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was the talent. I had to.
Monet X Change
It's probably a fan. It's about be hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. If that's a fan.
Monet X Change
I think it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
If that is a fan.
Monet X Change
I think it is.
Bob the Drag Queen
That is so iconic.
Monet X Change
I think it is, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's amazing. I'm. I'm obsessed with that. You better decorate the fan, bitch.
Monet X Change
Good for you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on to Jody Turner Smith. I don't know who this is, but,
Monet X Change
my God, she was married to the guy from Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson.
Bob the Drag Queen
She looks like that girl. The little skinny girl from New Jersey. The queen.
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
The little skinny queen from New Jersey. Luxx.
Monet X Change
Luxx.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I see Lux. If Lux was like, this is my sister, I'd be like, for sure, sure.
Monet X Change
I think Jody's. I think this is great. This looks really beautiful. I love. I. We haven't seen a lot of leather besides Kim K. So I'm pretty. Bringing that. That material into the mix. I think also the people behind her. That woman is tiny. Look at how big this nigga is next to her. And look at how tall Jodie.
Bob the Drag Queen
That bitch.
Monet X Change
She.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I think Jody's on a different level. Like, she's on a different plane.
Monet X Change
But the man next to her is even taller, but he might be a giant.
Bob the Drag Queen
That being said, is this her body? Is she body dead? Like. Like, I think her hips are amazing.
Monet X Change
Also, her hat is made. Oh, no. I thought the hat was made out of hair. I must say. Trend alert. No. Yeah, she looks amazing. Jodi looks incredible.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, that's a great look.
Monet X Change
Let's talk about Halle Berry wearing Laquan. Oh, Halle is letting it all hang out, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Halle Berry said pussy out.
Monet X Change
Whoa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, girl. One wrong step, girl. Okay, so one wrong step for the
Monet X Change
people with vaginas out there. When you wear something like this, do you. Do you put. Is there a modesty something there just in case, or you are just playing with fate the entire night?
Bob the Drag Queen
How does that work, bitch? You have worn stuff like this, haven't you?
Monet X Change
But I have a penis, so I.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you tuck it away.
Monet X Change
No. Yeah, I use tape to tuck it up some. With a vagina. I assume they're not putting tape.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tape on their lips. No, you. You can't. You can't put my tape in there. I met a woman at a party recently who makes a product that covers your. And.
Monet X Change
And.
Bob the Drag Queen
And smushes your. It hides your camel toe for looks like this. I don't know what it's for specifically.
Jacob
She said.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said she does it for, like, fitness, going to the gym. If you don't want to wear panties, you'll put this on and you won't have camel toe.
Monet X Change
Interesting. Well, yeah. Well, hopefully he has it on there because when you're walking, you're exposing yourself. But you know, what is herself to expose? She can do whatever she wants.
Bob the Drag Queen
Free the lips. I think she looks great. She's 58 years old.
Monet X Change
Wow. Get it, Halle. On to Ms. Doa Cat wearing Marc Jacobs. Just like Rihanna.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love this giant shoulder. I love that. I feel like she's the only person I've seen wearing is the animal print.
Monet X Change
I think so. I can't tell, to be honest.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like this look.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it's a good look. What's on her head?
Bob the Drag Queen
A hat. Like one of those Moscow hats. Looks like.
Monet X Change
Oh. Because that's her hair. Oh, God. I thought this is all a one hat piece.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's one of those Moscow hats.
Monet X Change
I might be wrong. What's a Moscow hat?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like the one that we have in Russia, the MC Russian hats?
Monet X Change
Is that the name of it or you just call it that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just calling it that. I don't know what it's called. What, like, what happens if you google Moscow hat? Moscow hat? Yeah. It pops up,
Monet X Change
gone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it is called a Moscow hat.
Monet X Change
Is it?
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Maybe. Maybe I knew something.
Monet X Change
Wait, Jacob, why are you showing us this picture?
Jacob
Looks more like it's her hair in this photo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that is her hair.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it's her hair.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's a line from Liza Minnelli. That's. I love your hat. That's not a hat. That's my hair. You heard that in Liza with a Z. Yeah. She goes, lisa, I love your hat. Well, it's Liza. And that's not a hat. That's my hair. Yeah, I like this look. I think she looks cute. I think she. I'm not gagging, like, going crazy. I think she looks good, though.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think it's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
But DOA has been one to shut down the Met Gala before.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah? Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
She, like, honestly, if you have, like, one or two legendary shutdowns, you're probably good for life.
Monet X Change
I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go ahead and do Angela Bassett, shall we?
Monet X Change
Angela Bassett.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is amazing.
Monet X Change
Let me zoom out. I can't see the whole thing. All right. She looks beautiful. I think she looks good. I love the hat. I love this velvet, this crush, this. This, like, velvet she has on.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it looks like a velvet.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I love this. This little Cape situation, the tie. I think Angela Bassett looks absolutely stunning.
Bob the Drag Queen
And do you want to pick our last one, Monae?
Monet X Change
Yes. Let's talk about Lisa, girl. Lisa from blackpink with her civil rights panties on is crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I don't think that a lot of. Where is Lisa from?
Monet X Change
I think she is she.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she the American one?
Jacob
No, she's from Thailand.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's not the American. Is there like, one that's, like, American?
Jacob
No, I don't think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
That I make that up.
Jacob
I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think they're all from East Asia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I thought one of the blackpink girls was American.
Jacob
I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ian. Puerto Rican. But she's the breakout, right?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I mean, she was just in White Lotus.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob said. Jacob drawing. Jacob picking Paige. Who's your fave? Jacob, who's the fave man?
Jacob
I mean, she's definitely having a moment. She's been the breakout star, but I think others have also been doing their own things. Like Rose also is actually pretty successful. I think she's just not on a larger market. I think they all. But Lisa is definitely the breakout out who's.
Monet X Change
Right now you don't see it, but
Bob the Drag Queen
at least is what you're saying.
Jacob
That's not what I said. She's great. Rockstar Stream Rockstar.
Monet X Change
Well, Ros just put an album, so Ros's actually doing quite well. Jacob, so you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that what's going on sometimes in East Asia, they really don't have a concept of black people.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've had several friends tell me they'll go to Asia and they. They're black people and they're just being followed around just because they're black and not like, are you still. They're like, oh, my God. Like, can I take a picture with you?
Monet X Change
See, that wasn't my experience when I went to Asia. I mean, I guess I wasn't. I was not in East Asia. I was in. I mean, yeah, I was in Japan. Japan's in the east, ain't it?
Jacob
Yes, it is.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I was in Japan. I was in Taiwan. I was in Singapore. I was in the Philipp. I didn't. That was not my experience at all. No one followed me around because I was black. So maybe you're not black. Maybe. Maybe I'm not black. Have you ever considered that maybe you
Bob the Drag Queen
actually might not be black?
Monet X Change
But I've seen the viral videos of people online. I'm like, when I tell you girl. People didn't bat an eyelash. At least I didn't notice of my skin color.
Bob the Drag Queen
But like, in. In Asia. In East Asia and in East Russia, they will still do blackface.
Monet X Change
In East Asia?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
Monet X Change
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
And in Eastern Russia, they will just straight up do blackface because they have no cultural context for it. Well, is that so that she. I don't. I don't know. I think. But I will say this. I don't think whoever's working at Louis Vuitton is East As.
Monet X Change
Yeah, well, Pharrell is the. Isn't he the career director right now of Louis Vuitton?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe Pharrell said, put Rosa Parks on the pussy.
Monet X Change
I will say it's not just on her pussy. It's in the whole. It's the whole fabric. The whole thing is.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's on her ass.
Monet X Change
It's on her. It's on the. It's the jacket.
Bob the Drag Queen
On her anus. You're right. It's not just on her pussy.
Monet X Change
The jacket is covered up.
Bob the Drag Queen
But the whole jacket is covered up. All you see is her. All you. This might be a leotard for all we know, but all we see is the panty.
Monet X Change
No, the jacket. What do you mean, the jacket? You can see it all on her stomach and all of her arms. That's the faces as well.
Jacob
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I guess you can see it there. Yeah, but it's not obscured. On the pussy.
Monet X Change
Yeah,
Bob the Drag Queen
Rosa Parks. Who else?
Monet X Change
So are they all civil rights leaders?
Jacob
I assume so, but I don't know. But I, I, I would assume so, but I can't identify.
Bob the Drag Queen
No shade to the illustrator, but they're not particularly well drawn, so they're not easy to identify. Oh, yeah, in the middle, you know,
Monet X Change
right in the middle there. I think that's Malcolm. That's. That's Malcolm.
Bob the Drag Queen
Right on the labia to the right of Rose up to mouth the labia. No, to be clear, Olivia is not all the way up there.
Monet X Change
How would you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I have one in a jar over there.
Monet X Change
Cool. Here's what's in there.
Bob the Drag Queen
I keep a label on my counter.
Monet X Change
This one just wants some clarity.
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen, Monet, what's our next big award show that we're going to be doing one of these for?
Monet X Change
Oh, I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's.
Monet X Change
Not.
Bob the Drag Queen
To be clear, I know that Met Gal's not an award show, you fucking idiot.
Monet X Change
Jesus. Is this how you talk to your fans who want to support you that pay your fucking bills?
Bob the Drag Queen
Your fans. To be clear, do you see what
Monet X Change
I pay for bills?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would never talk to a bobblehead like that, ever. Whenever I'm popping off bobbleheads, y' all know. Y' all know I'm not talking to y', all, right?
Monet X Change
You have been on record of you going off on bobbleheads.
Bob the Drag Queen
Those are all. None of them are bobbleheads. Bobbleheads. Y' all know what's up.
Up.
Y' all already know. You don't need me to. To clear things up. And on that note, thank you for
Monet X Change
coming on my show. Have a good night.
In this episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change, joined occasionally by producer Jacob, deliver their signature blend of wit and incisive commentary as they review the 2025 Met Gala’s red carpet. The theme, "Super Fine Tailoring: Black Style," prompts a lively dissection of dandyism, Black fashion history, and the merits—and misses—of celebrity high fashion. Along the way, Bob and Monét trade hilarious barbs, highlight personal style philosophies, and dig deep on what constitutes fashion as identity and liberation.
Sibling Rivalry’s Met Gala review is a rich blend of fashion critique, cultural context, and sibling-level roasting. The duo’s infectious chemistry keeps the conversation rolling—whether they’re fangirling over Janelle Monáe’s artistry, bickering over what exactly dandyism means, or losing it over visible panty lines.
Monét & Bob’s Tone: Unapologetically candid, deeply knowledgeable on Black fashion history and queer drag culture, unafraid to mix sincere appreciation with devastating reads.
Must-Listen For:
– Monét X Change on Halle Berry, [62:05]
You can skip the actual red carpet and get all the laughs, shade, and smart commentary right here with Bob and Monét.