The One About The Olympics

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: "The One About The Olympics"

Date: August 7, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bob and Monét dive into the 2024 Olympic games, discussing the representation of Black athletes, the historic first gold medal for St. Lucia, Olympic controversies (including intersex and transphobic rhetoric), and their wildly competitive friendship. The episode is classic Sibling Rivalry: sharp, hilarious, unfiltered, and full of inside jokes, cultural observations, and moments of genuine insight.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Karaoke & Performance Dreams

• [01:46-07:54]: Before Olympics talk, Bob pitches a show idea called "We're Trying Our Best"—full-scale musical productions for non-singers to live out performance fantasies.

  • Bob: “You don’t have to be a great singer. You need to be able to hold a note. […] The point is not to sound good. The point is to have an experience you’d never get to have for real.” ([04:28])
  • Monét pushes back: “Hearing someone out of tune for five minutes is not… you don’t want to sit through that.” ([05:02])

• Reflections on karaoke: Bob and Monét outline karaoke personalities (“the spectators,” “the can’t-sing-but-fun,” and “the singers”) and share personal karaoke stories.

2. Olympics Fandom and St. Lucia’s Historic Medal

• [21:30-25:37]: Monét celebrates St. Lucia’s first-ever Olympic medal (gold!)—emphasizing how impactful this is for such a small nation.
  • Monét: “St. Lucia is so small… They had big TVs out in the square so people can watch it in real time. St. Lucia’s going up because it’s our first gold medal ever.” ([23:59])
  • Bob: “Do you know what country has the most gold, the most Olympic medals? … The United States, by a long shot!” ([24:28])

3. Who To Root For In Olympic Sports

• [24:47-27:29]: Monét shares influencer Xtina Brown’s comedic guide for “rooting for Black people at the Olympics.” The conversation hits deeper points—whether to root for established stars or athletes who “need it more.”
  • Monét: “If Rebecca Andrade… gets gold it’s going to do more for her than Simone [Biles] winning gold. Simone is already iconic… so I was still rooting for Rebecca.” ([25:55])
  • They reflect on the nuances of race, representation, and legacy in global sports.

4. Drag, Gender, and Olympic Controversy

• [27:50-48:54]: Spirited, in-depth convo about gender controversies, intersex athletes (Imane Khelif), and transphobia spreading within and beyond Olympic sports.
  • Bob: “Because of transphobic rhetoric, now we’re discussing genitals and hormones and medical history… with a woman who’s assigned female at birth and has nine losses. Why is it skill when others win, but she’s ‘a man’ when she wins?” ([46:15])
  • Monét: “Transphobia is a disease… it’s a cancer and it is malignant and it is metastasizing across every aspect of our society.” ([48:02])
  • The hosts are clear: anti-trans/anti-intersex arguments are weaponized, ignore science and fairness, and hurt cis and trans women alike.

5. Olympic Oddities, Humorous Hot Takes, & Gender Norms

• [37:10-54:45]: The duo muse about events like shooting (“the Turkish guy rumored to be an assassin eating a sandwich—gold medal!”) and the underperformance of the U.S. in shooting, despite “more guns than people.” ([38:04])
• Olympics wardrobe talk: why aren’t there cups, jockstraps, or baggier options for athletes?
• Bob reveals his first celebrity crush (Kristi Yamaguchi), and the moment a TV shock may have “turned him gay.” ([35:54])

6. Personal Olympics: Sibling Rivalry Competitive Energy

• [41:15-53:32]: The pair fantasize about attending the Olympics in L.A. “Getting to do something with you feels like an Olympic event. I feel like I am shot putting, I am javelining, I am archery.” ([19:53])
• Bob and Monét obsessively debate how to set rules for a future gun range marksmanship bet—highlighting their classic competitive bickering.

7. Fun Tangents and Iconic Quotes

• Discussions dip into drag representation at the Olympics (“there were drag queens at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, why is everyone gagging now?”), the Virgin brand’s confusing empire, and pop culture (Omarosa vs. Wendy Williams, Gia Gunn, love for Thorgy Thor).
• Notable comedic moments on body types, height exaggeration, and competitive spirit.

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Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |:---|:---|:---| | 04:28 | “You don’t have to be a great singer. You need to be able to hold a note.” | Monét | | 07:54 | “Karaoke is comprised of three people…” (categorizes karaoke types) | Monét | | 23:59 | “St. Lucia is 200, about 225,000 people. They literally had these, like, big TVs in, like, the big square in town so people can, like, watch it in real time.” | Monét | | 25:55 | “If Rebecca Andrade… gets gold it’s going to do more for her than Simone winning gold. Simone is already iconic.” | Monét | | 46:15 | “The reason why Shaquille O’Neal is so good at basketball…Shaquille o’ Neal is seven foot two. That’s a genetic advantage.” | Bob | | 48:02 | "Transphobia is a disease… it is a cancer and it is malignant and it is metastasizing across every aspect of our society.” | Monét |

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Karaoke Show Pitch & Karaoke Culture: [01:46 - 08:52]
• Broadway Musings (O Mary, Wiz): [13:16 - 17:49]
• St. Lucia’s Medal & Olympic Fandom: [21:30 - 25:37]
• Olympic Race, Representation, & Minority Athletes: [24:47 - 27:29]
• Drag, Gender, & Intersex Athlete Controversy: [27:50 - 48:54]
• Olympic Events (Shooting, Track, Volleyball): [37:10 - 39:17], [54:45 - 63:14]
• Sibling Rivalry Gun Bet (Marksmanship): [49:25 - 53:32]

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Sibling Rivalry Vibe: Inside Jokes & Chemistry

• The back-and-forth on bets (“Just pay me what you owe me!” [50:30]) is peak Sibling Rivalry: playful, cutting, and underpinned by real affection.
• Running joke: Monet's “irrational screams” and Bob’s arch chess-playing boasts.
• Bob’s self-deprecating humor about being “eccentric,” and Monét’s appreciation for their cohost’s unique perspective.

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Final Notes

• The hosts expertly pivot between insightful analysis of social issues and joyful, irreverent banter.
• This episode stands out for showcasing Olympian-level comedic stamina and timely commentary on gender, representation, and media portrayals of marginalized athletes.
• If you love drag, competitive friendship, and sharp takes on culture and sport—you’ll be “gagging,” too.

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Transcript

[A]

Hey, guys, just. You all know we talk about gun accidents. Accidents involving handguns. So that is your trigger warning. Thank you all so much. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[B]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[A]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about karaoke.

[B]

We talk all about the Olympics.

[A]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[B]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[A]

I bought Tiki's Day up.

[B]

And they.

[A]

I thought I was going to the fucking Beyonce concert. Them motherfuckers was expensive.

[B]

You have the polo, the Paul Escola shirt.

[A]

Cole. Cole. Jesus Christ. Their name is Cole Escola.

[B]

Cole cool Escola.

[A]

Yeah. I just went to go see O Mary today and it was a truly hilarious show.

[B]

I want to go see it. I haven't had a chance to go see it.

[A]

It is a historical fiction, absurd historical fiction piece about Mary Todd Lincoln, first lady to Abraham Lincoln. And it's really funny. Like 10 out of 10.

[B]

Recommend sound shocked.

[A]

No, I'm not shocked. I'm just. I'm letting everyone know. It is a really funny show. I'm so glad that I went to go see it. Get your tickets well in advance. I bought tickets and they. I thought I was going to fucking Beyonce concert. The motherfuckers was expensive.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

I'm adjusting my. Sorry. Jay's going to be like, bitch. I had to. I realized to call Bob. I look like I was on the face of the Sun. I look crazy. I'm adjusting my temperature here.

[A]

I haven't tried to tell Monet about this idea. Well, this is. Y' all don't see this have been several takes. I haven't tried to Monet about this idea for a show. I have for like legitimately six minutes now. Can I please tell you about my idea for the show?

[B]

Listening to me.

[A]

Thank you. The show is called We're Trying Our Best. This is a show catered to people like me, people who want to sing, but we just can't. Right. So the idea is I actually kind of had this idea a while back for a TV show and it was something I thought of with Jacob because Jacob really loves Wicked and Jacob has a great singing voice. But Jacob will probably never be cast as Elphaba. But how fun would it be to see a full scale production with Jacob as Elphaba? Right? And the idea is we will do like six to eight numbers a show and you will get full production behind you. But you. But you can't be a good singer. You have to be either A bad to like mediocre singer. And you get costumes, you get a band, you get. If you want to do Beyonce, if you want to do Celine Dion, if you want to do Defying Gravity, we will give you this full production. We do one of these a season. We do like maybe a run, like a weekend run or something so we can like make the money back and the audience is there to be incredibly supportive and like clap and cheer as if you are Sutton Foster. Audra McDonald. Jennifer. Jennifer Lewis. Jennifer. Jennifer Lewis. Yes, but I meant to say Jennifer Holiday. Holiday. Well, actually she'd be perfect.

[B]

You see? And this is why. And this is why Derek don't like us. This is why people don't invite us to the sacred lodges and their fenty haircares. Because you got me.

[A]

But this is what I'm getting at. I think it'd be such a cool idea to be in such a supportive space where people are like just really trying to do their very best and just be amazing and put on this sickening show. And then everyone's just applauding for them as if they are Tony award, winning, Grammy award winning performers.

[B]

Are you like, so is Jacob singing it in his key? In the original key? Like what?

[A]

We'll change the key or not. Whatever is not to be good. The point of this is not to sound good. It's just to have a cool production and give you an opportunity that you would probably never have and be in

[B]

a supportive, mediocre singers. There's seeing someone who is bad at singing, who cannot hold a note. Trying to sing Defying Gravity is not like you can't even clap and fake cheer for that. That is not pleasant. That's not pleasant to hear. So I would say you're limited to people who can at least sing in tune and can hold a note. You don't have to be a great singer. You need to be able to hold a note.

[A]

Well, I think you're missing the point of the. You're missing the show. I think you're missing the point of the show. The point of the show is not to sound good.

[B]

It's about.

[A]

Let me get my. Let me get my point out. Let me get my point out. It's not about voice lessons. We're not giving them voice lessons. We're not training them on singing. The point is not to sound good. The point is just to have an experience that you will probably never get to have for real. And then you get to be on this stage having this experience. You get to be a pop star. You get to be a Broadway star. You get to be a Broadway singer. These moments. And have fun and be in a supportive space.

[B]

Then don't invite but I'm bitch. Have canned cheering. Hearing someone that is a long song. Defying gravity is what, five minutes long? Hearing someone's, like, out of tune for four or five minutes is not. You do not want to sit there for that. So that's what I'm saying. You had someone. I'm not saying this person has to be a great singer, but someone who can at least hold a note and can get through the song and it not sound insane.

[A]

Maybe you're just not the intended audience. If you are the intended audience, please comment below. Jacob, would you do. Would you participate in something like that?

[B]

Would you listen to that, Jacob?

[A]

Someone screaming, don't pervert my question. Jacob, would you participate in something like that?

[D]

I mean, there are two separate questions. I think, yes, that sounds fun. That's the fantasy. Obviously, that would be fun for me, but I don't think I would want to watch somebody else do it unless I knew them and was invested in them. I think I would have to be invested in the person that is doing it in order to want to be in the audience.

[B]

Right? Like, I would come listen to you do it. I would not listen. I would not want to come listen to Sandy Lou, who singing it. I'm like, ooh, no.

[A]

So I guess you can invite your friends out for this once in a lifetime moment. You know what it was? I went to karaoke last night. Shout out to Victoria Chase, who hosts karaoke up at suite at 1:10.

[B]

From, like, yeah, work.

[A]

Yeah. She hosts karaoke on Sunday nights up at Suite on 110 in Amsterdam. 109. In Amsterdam.

[B]

109.

[A]

And it was just. And I was, you know, I sang Suddenly Seymour. And I can't really say I'm not a good singer, but it was so fun, and everyone's just so supportive. And then people were singing, and I was like, wow, so many people are just having so much fun. Like, I've always loved karaoke. I was a karaoke girly in college. I went to karaoke every week, sometimes multiple times a week. And there were some people from our theater program who could really sing. Shout out to charity.

[B]

That's a song you can only do at a New York karaoke. You cannot go to fucking Atlanta city karaoke and sing Sonies. People gonna be like, what the fuck are you singing? No, of course.

[A]

Of course you can. Because the point of karaoke is not to sing a song that everyone knows

[B]

people sing along with you is what I mean to say.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

If you want people to sing along. But the point of karaoke is not to be. Like, you all know this hit. I really love when someone goes and sing a karaoke song I've never heard. But this song, it's a song I know they love. Like, they just love this song. They want to sing this song. They enjoy doing it. And no matter what, you get applause in the end. And like, everyone here knows what the deal is. Like, no one here is like under the delus that this karaoke is going to be some amazing. And every once in a while you see someone at karaoke who is genuinely, genuinely great. And honestly, they're fun too. You remember when Billy Porter was like, that's why I don't do karaoke. Anyway, the point of it is not to be brilliant. The point of it is just to have a lot of fun. So if you are the intended audience or the intended participants, because I think I am actually both, comment below. I want to know if anyone would actually come to this.

[B]

Karaoke is comprised of three people. One, you have the spectators, people who are just at this bar, drunk, they go to karaoke. This bar has good drinks. It has specials in karaoke night. They're there. Two, you have the people who cannot sing that just want to have fun. They want to sing whatever song and just sing with reckless abandon. Just enjoy themselves and sing.

[A]

That's me.

[B]

Two and be damned. Three, you have singers, singers who are waiting for their moment and they have. And they have requested this song. They cannot wait for their fucking 11 o' clock song hour to come on this fucking microphone so they can sing their song. And then they were putting two and three songs at a time. Those are the three people at karaoke.

[A]

Honestly, they're all so fun. Like, I enjoy all of those moments. I really, really love karaoke. I have always loved karaoke and I haven't gone in a long time. And I remember one time after the Christmas party, I kept being like, monet, let's go do karaoke. Monet was like, I want to know karaoke.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

And we didn't do it.

[B]

I do love karaoke. Oh, that's a Kim's Christmas party, right?

[A]

Yeah, if the Kim's Christmas party, I was like, let's go to karaoke. And my name was like, I don't want to go to karaoke. So then me and Assad went and we couldn't find karaoke. And Then on the way home, we ended up going to see Mayhem perform. On the way home from the bar, we walked past a club doing karaoke, and we were like, I'm too tired. I was like, it was too late. I have been to a party. I have searched for karaoke. I have sat down and watched a drag show, and we were like, girl, we're too tired to do karaoke. But it would have been fun, bitch.

[B]

I've been trying to call you. That's what I've been trying to call you for the past couple days. Do you want a chandelier?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. There's the answer.

[A]

I don't have anywhere to put it.

[B]

You literally just want a space?

[A]

Yeah, okay. I'm renting a.

[B]

We can put it in chandeliers. It's a light fixture.

[A]

Yeah, but. But the light fixtures there are. They're. They're not like. They're like office lights and, like, fluorescent lights. There's no, like, chandelier. There's no space for the chandelier.

[B]

What about. What about your home?

[A]

I don't want to put a chandelier in my home. Thank you for the offer, though.

[B]

Well, if anyone.

[A]

I don't like the idea of, like, hiring someone to put in a chandelier, and then I have to, like, design something around the chandelier, and it just.

[B]

It's.

[A]

Honestly, it feels like too much stress. It feels like a lot of stress. But I'm almost certain that one of our friends will be happy to receive that chandelier. Are you taking it down?

[B]

Are you.

[A]

Did it not work?

[B]

I got two. These people sent me two, and I'm like, well, I have this whole extra chandelier.

[A]

Were they like. They weren't like, please send us back our chandelier we accidentally sent you?

[B]

No, they were like, keep it.

[A]

That's how you know they're overcharging for the chandelier. We don't give a fuck. You know how much money we made off of you idiots. Idiots who buy our chandeliers.

[B]

It's not like a. It's not like a particular. Like. It's not like a. When you think chandelier, it's not like some ornate crystal, jewel thing. It's like a. It's more of a light figure. I don't know why I'm calling it a chandelier. It's like a cute. It's like a dope light fixture.

[A]

When I was in. When I was in college, I had this idea that I was going to start making chandeliers. And selling them. I had this brilliant idea to make a chandelier out of liquor bottles. So it'd be like cascading down from Grey Goose to Belvedere to Absolute to Stoli. And then like, kettle one. Probably. Probably. Actually, the kettle.

[B]

The.

[A]

The one in the middle will be, like the nicest one, maybe velvet in the middle or like Jack Gang, like a week.

[B]

This was before you got sober. He was like, I'll drink them all too. I'll make this.

[A]

I mean, you playing. But this is because I was surrounded by liquor all the time and I was thinking about liquor all the time. Yeah, I was thinking myself. Oh, that would be so cool to have, like these like. Like a tequila chandelier, a whiskey chandelier, a vodka chandelier, a rum chandelier with, like, multiple different. No, not like. Not like that. Mine would be upside down, so the. The. The bottleneck would be facing down and the bottom of the bottom would be up, and I would. They would be wrapped around, like, in a circle. And then the next circle would be smaller. So you'd have like all the Stoli, all the absolute, all the Gray Goose, all the velvet, then the velvet at the bottom, or just one brand of alcohol all the way down. So they can either be like liquor based or specific brand based at a bar. I think it sounds cute.

[B]

I mean, I think there's a specific. I can specifically see where that could work. I guess for me, it's just not my taste, my sensibilities.

[A]

But in a bar, wouldn't, like, a Jack Daniels chandelier be kind of cute in a bar?

[B]

I think that could. Well, Jacob just showed an example of one that I feel like I've seen at an Ace Hotel or something before for sure.

[A]

With that Maker's Mark chandelier.

[B]

Yeah, I've definitely seen that light fixture before. Yeah, I wouldn't call that a chandelier. I call that a light fixture, which is more what I have. It's a light fixture. It's not a chandelier.

[A]

You can't think of somewhere else to put it? I don't.

[B]

I just don't want it. Oh.

[A]

Oh, yeah, there's a good one. But I want mine to be upside down, though. I want the. The bottom of the bottle be at the top and the neck of the bottle to be facing down. But that is a beautiful. Jay, can you please include Jacob's screen so that he. That people can see what we're commenting on?

[B]

And we don't. We don't decide.

[A]

We're like, yep, That's.

[D]

This is AI. I just generated this right now.

[B]

Are you serious?

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[B]

AI is wild.

[A]

What did you type in, Jacob?

[D]

Make a chandelier. I just described your chandelier as you.

[A]

But how did you turn them upside down? What did you type to make the charm upside down?

[D]

Turn them upside down.

[B]

It says on the side there, make them upside down, girl.

[A]

You can read that?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Must be nice. Must be.

[B]

Well, you know what, Bob? If you wore your pair of eyewears, you'd be fine. And they have the adjustable tops. And I know you love an adjustable top. I do.

[A]

I mean, I told you, I don't travel. I'm in New York City right now, and I don't travel with my glasses.

[B]

What other shows are you gonna go see in the city?

[A]

So today I saw O Mary. Tomorrow I'm seeing the Wiz, and then I'm trying to go see Jellicoe Ball on Wednesday.

[B]

I want to see Jellicoe Ball. After you see the Wiz. Can I talk to you? Well. Cause I went to go see the Wiz. I took myself and four friends to go see the Wiz when I went to New York, and I'm curious to know what your thoughts are, but Kyle Freeman steals a show for me. He stole the show.

[A]

This is the Lion.

[B]

Yes. Such an amazing.

[A]

I feel like I know him.

[B]

Was he on BC of Strangers Strange Loop? Yeah. I knew.

[A]

I was like. Cause I saw him when we did the blackout night on Broadway for Strange Loop, and he was there that night. I was like, I met him. He's really lovely.

[B]

His voice is incredible. It's just such control. And just the way he just seamlessly floated through this fucking character and gave the lion so much personality and just so much character, and it was just fucking him and Dorothy. Be Lying is my favorite number from the entire show. It was a dream.

[A]

Who would you be in the Wiz?

[B]

Okay, so this is my dream. Right. I think I would. When they. When Brady is wrapping up with the show. I think the Wiz should be a drag queen. It matters.

[A]

I don't think Wayne is doing the show anymore.

[B]

He's not?

[A]

No. Yeah. I think he's already out of the role.

[B]

Well, if whoever is doing casting over the Wiz, I would love to be the Wiz. It is perfectly in my voice. It is perfectly my range. And the Wiz being a drag queen is so good. Imagine the Wiz comes out. Does he's the Wiz the big number? Right? We're full drag. Production, production, production. Fierce, fierce, fierce.

[A]

Fierce.

[B]

Fierce. And they come back to Oz and they see me, I'm out of drag, looking broke, busted, and disgusted. D Drag. That is the.

[A]

He's trying to change the entire creative direction of the show.

[B]

I think the Wiz as a drag queen would be incredible and I would love it.

[A]

You're changing the whole creative direction of the show.

[B]

I mean, it's not really. It's just. I mean, the Wiz was supposed to be this all powerful person that he's tricking everybody into believing that they are. And then behind the curtain realize, oh, no, it's just me out of drag.

[A]

I think what you're saying is really smart, but to step into a show that's already established how this character is, that would be changing the entire creative direction of that thing.

[B]

Well, you know, it is a good idea, though. I think it'll be fierce. So if anything, I'll tell you some

[A]

more good ideas I have after this break.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

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[A]

I mean, I think that's actually a really good idea. You know, the Wiz has been a woman before. Queen Latifah played the Wiz end up

[B]

in the TV one.

[A]

Yeah. With Amber Riley.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And I. That's. That's a fun idea. I. I don't see you as a wizard. I honestly see you as a scarecrow.

[B]

I can't sing that role.

[A]

Not that attitude.

[B]

I cannot sing that role.

[A]

You can do so many things and

[B]

one of them is not singing that role.

[A]

You can't win. You can't break even, and you can't get out of the game. People keep saying things are gonna change, but they look just like they're staying the same. You get in. Yeah. Oh, wait.

[B]

Over Your head and you.

[A]

You only got yourself to blame Said you can't win, child. You can't break even and you can't

[B]

get out of the game.

[A]

This song is actually not in the show. Do you know the song's actually not in the show?

[B]

In the show or the movie? It's in the movie.

[A]

It's from the movie. So. So now the. It's not in the original Broadway show.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So there have been production where they added to it. It's kind of like you're the one that I want from Grease. Grease. That song was written for the movie. And now you can. You can pay extra. You have to pay extra rights to do. You're the one that I want. And so in the mo. In the play, he sings I was born on the day before yesterday.

[B]

I was born.

[A]

It's a more soulful. I was born on the day before yesterday. I got in my juice. Yeah.

[B]

I'm very. I'm very curious about what your thoughts on the show. And I can't wait for you to see it tomorrow. Should I? Should I? So we can see it together?

[A]

That'd be lovely.

[B]

I'm a little jealous. You went on this trip to go see shows in New York and it's something I always wanted to do with you.

[A]

And you literally just talked about how you took four friends, you scooped up four people. Never even told me about it.

[B]

Because you were on a world. Because you were on a world tour with Madonna.

[A]

What was the date? What was the date? What was the date?

[B]

First of all, you don't even know your Madonna's schedule, so that's not even gonna know.

[A]

I wanna know the date. My entire schedule is still. I don't delete my stuff once. When did the Wiz open?

[B]

I didn't go in on Broadway. I'm just gonna type in the Wiz in my email.

[A]

It opened January 5th.

[B]

I got tickets.

[A]

No, this is 1978. That's 1975.

[B]

I went on April 19th at 8pm

[A]

Maybe the show was already over, so now it's up.

[B]

What?

[A]

The show was over April 19th. My last show was April 16th. My last show was April the 16th.

[B]

Where were you April 19th?

[A]

Back in the States.

[B]

No, look at. Look at your schedule. Where was you April 19th?

[D]

You're talking about. Because you were in Mexico City for the Madonna tour on April 19th.

[B]

Thank you, Jacob.

[A]

What are the tour in? Yeah, but you didn't. But you didn't call me. You go to New York City and do stuff all the time now. I want to Point out me and some of your friends when I. When I. When I. When I took a bunch of my friends to get tickets to go see Strange Loop and you were invited.

[B]

I couldn't come because I was working our.

[A]

The lovely RC has showed up. Dr. RC, a PhD to you and never forget that. And I appreciate that. Shout out to Arcia Peppermint, Keja Carr, DJ 2 Face Vic. I think about like 20 people. I can't remember.

[B]

Sometimes getting to do something with you feels like an Olympic event. I feel like. I feel like I am shot putting. I am javelining. I feel like I am archery. Trying to just say.

[A]

Ridiculous.

[B]

Opens, window jumps out.

[A]

It really does. The window here at this hotel opens, by the way.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

No, like, kind of goes like. But it is. I have a great view. I don't think you'll be able to tell because of the glare of the ring light, but I have a beautiful view. You can't tell at all, but I'm facing the Empire. The Empire State Building is right there. The Chrysler Building is right over there.

[B]

You know, my mom.

[A]

Could you recognize the Chrysler in the Empire State Building from each other?

[B]

Of course, girl. I grew up in New York.

[A]

Jake, can you tell them from each other?

[D]

Yeah, girl.

[B]

Also about their very distinction distinct. It's not like. It's like. Can you tell the two. The two world short terminals from each other?

[D]

That's the same was very heavily featured in Spider Man 3.

[A]

Which one?

[D]

Spider Man 3.

[A]

Which. Which building?

[D]

The Chrysler.

[A]

Oh, well, the Chrysler.

[B]

You know.

[A]

You know why I remember the Chrysler? Because in Annie they go it make it shine like the top of the Chrysler building and the top of the Chrysler building looks more like. Like it doesn't sparkle, but it looks like little like. Like a diamond. Like little like it looks like a. Some sort of a gem. Whereas of course, the Empire State Building is much more.

[B]

Um, so Bob, can I talk to you about the Olympics?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

So I mean.

[A]

Oh, by the way, shout out to. Congratulations. St. Lucia just won their first Olympic medal ever. Congratulations to St. Lucia and the runner. I cannot remember her name.

[B]

Julianne.

[A]

Julian. Juliet. Julietta got. We found Julietta. We found Julietta's daughter Julianne. This is amazing. Shout out to St. Lucia for their first ever Olympic gold medal. How were you? Like, were you.

[D]

Girl.

[B]

So y' all don't know. So I am a very big Olympic fan. I watch these. These events. I watch volleyball, beach volleyball, gymnastics, swimming, diving and track and field. So. And I had them all DVR. This is why I fucking got YouTube TV, which YouTube TV is so fucking expensive, by the way. Let me just say that.

[D]

Is it.

[B]

Yes, it's $72. But at least it. Like when you.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Because I DVR all the events and it cat. It categorizes them, so if you just click the event, it shows you all the things for that. So I'm normally like, a little late. It was it all Saturday morning or Sunday morning? I watch a little. But I try to stay off the Internet for as long as I can so I can watch it. And when I tell you that race was so exciting because sha' Carri Richardson has been like, the favorite to win the gold, people are like, oh, Shakari's gonna win. Shakari's gonna win. So to see St. Lucia and like, Julian killed in her heats and in the semifinals and stuff, I was like, oh, shit.

[A]

You know the terminology, the heats. Woo. Hey, watch out, Olympia. Watch out, Leslie Jones. I wanna come up with your gig. Hold on.

[B]

The heat. You know, Bo and Yang and Bo Yang and Matt Rogers, like, they went to, like, to the Olympics to correspond. I'm like, bob and I can do that. Remember when you and I did the X Games?

[A]

Yeah. I'm gonna say this out loud. We once beat them at the GLAD Awards for the best podcast, but they have been crushing us ever since. That was their villain origin story. They was at Radio City Music hall, by the way, season the Balboa Theater, which is the Radio City of San Diego.

[B]

Yeah. If y' all want to see us at the San Diego in San Diego, get tickets. All right. The show is in.

[A]

Wait, what.

[B]

What's today? By the time y' all hear this, the show is tomorrow, bitch.

[D]

Get.

[B]

If you are listening to the San Diego, we're in your city tomorrow.

[A]

Go to seethedragqueen.com and get your tickets or monetexchange.com thank you.

[B]

And yeah, it was very exciting. And Juliette and Alfred, she fucking killed it. And you know, St. Lucia is so small. St. Lucia is 200, about 225,000 people. So they literally had these, like, big TVs in, like, the big square in town so people can, like, watch it in real time. And St. Lucas is going up because it's our first gold medal ever.

[A]

It's the first medal ever, right?

[B]

Yeah. First gold medal. It's.

[A]

It's the first medal. Is it the first Olympic medal ever?

[B]

Is it the first Olympic medal for

[A]

St. Lucia and it's gold.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the first medal we've ever had.

[A]

And it's gold, y'. All. Y' all got that gold. We went for the gold. Do you know what country has the most gold, the most Olympic medals?

[B]

It's gonna be the United States, 100%.

[A]

The United. These United States of America has the most. Go by a long.

[B]

Like, it's a lot more.

[A]

And then I think the next one is Russia. They have, like, over a thousand less than us.

[B]

Yeah. It's kind of insane. Can I tell you? So one of my favorite influencers. Sorry, I don't. I don't think she calls herself an influencer, but she is this very, very, very smart woman. Name is Xtina. Xtina Brown. She's really funny. She's a comedian, she's an activist. All this stuff. And she did Xtina Brown and she posted, like, how you should watch the Olympics when you're rooting for black people. And it's a very. Just very funny breakdown about who you should root for when. And I was like, girl, I agree. She's like, if it is your home country, it's a black person representing your home country versus somebody else. Black. Of course you're rooting for your home country black. Right? If it's of your home country and it's a person of color and it's a black person in another country, you're rooting for the black person. If it's a person of color from your country and someone. And someone not a person of color from another country, it's very funny. The Olympics are my favorite time of year. I just love the indigenous sport.

[A]

I'll say this. Not necessarily, because when I told y' all before, when it was black folks versus black folks, I was still rooting for the. In the basketball. US Versus South Sudan, I was rooting for South Sudan. I was like, I don't care. I wanted South Sudan to win so badly.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. I agree. Cause also, sometimes I watch these events, right? And I'm like. Like, I wasn't feeling this, but, like, let's say it's like it was Simone Biles going for all. For the. For the Women's all Around. And she was the favorite to win, obviously. And there was Rebecca Andrade from Brazil, this black woman. Like, I'm like, if Rebecca Andrade gets gold, it's going to do more for her than Symone winning gold. Like, Symone is already iconic. She is goaded as one of the greatest gymnastics ever. Rebecca.

[A]

Athletes. Ever athletes.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

She is inarguably not one of. She is the greatest gymnast ever, but she is one of the greatest athletes alive.

[B]

So Rebecca Andrade besting Simone will be. Will do so much for her cause. Rebecca Andrade, like, she has had such a tough time. Like, her training gym was miles. So she lives in a Pavela, and her training gym was miles away. People literally had to, like, walk her, like, on their backs and shit to get to rehearsal because she was so young and she couldn't walk. It was like, I'm like, so her winning gold would do so much for her than Simone winning gold. You know what I mean? I was still winning with.

[A]

Did she win gold?

[B]

She got silver.

[A]

Oh, yeah. There's also a chance that her winning silver could still do more for her than Simone Bile's winning gold.

[B]

True, true, true, true, true. That's where my mind goes. I'm like, if fucking these two in beach volleyball, these two Cuban dudes, these black Cuban dudes, them beating Italy for the top, contending if they won gold in beach volleyball, that does more for them than it will do for this country that gets it all the time. Who fucking cares? You know what I mean?

[A]

That's what I was thinking. Like, if you would have won All Stars, it would do more for you than Jinx winning All Stars because of your story.

[B]

Fucking black bitch. What you call fucking crunchy black bitch. So much

[A]

so Jinx should have laid

[B]

her ass down so you could have won.

[A]

So, of course, there's some controversy in the Olympics. There's always controversy. There were drag queens. The Olympics. Oh, my God. Drag queen. Have we talked about this already?

[B]

No, we didn't.

[A]

So the drag queens at the Olympics were a huge issue. Which, by the way, there were drag queens at the 2000 Olympics in Australia, in Sydney. So I don't know why everyone's gagging. So. And how about Nikki Doll? Yeah, Nikki Doll was there. Shout out. Nikki Doll. They did the Dionysus moment, but they went out was the Last Supper. And then one guy pointed out something out. He was like. You guys realize, like, they were like this. This depiction of the Last Supper, this is not actually the Last Supper. This is not a portrait that was painted when Jesus and the disciples were sitting. It is just something that happened over a thousand years after this ever happened. This artist was like, maybe it was like this. And then Jesus as a white person, for some crazy reason, when historically everyone knows Jesus just was not white. So this thing you're freaking out is not a religious piece. It is just a secular piece of art done about Jesus.

[B]

Because people attribute all of these reverence to religious iconography they act like fucking Jesus came down and painted it himself. That is crazy.

[A]

It's not the Shroud of Torren, okay? It is a Da Vinci.

[B]

Da Vinci? Yeah. Gucci. The Gucci.

[A]

I said da Vinci.

[B]

Da Vinci, not Da Vinci.

[A]

No, it's da Vinci. You're saying Da Vinci.

[B]

Da Vinci. Is that the Italian? The Italians, they don't have Duh. They don't have the US and they have.

[C]

Ah.

[B]

It's like mama. That is what the A sound is. Oh, always.

[A]

What, do you use this in your little translator? Your little OPI translator?

[B]

Opi.

[A]

Use it when you. You learn this during one of your writing sessions.

[B]

Ipa. Internet. International Phonetic Alphabet.

[A]

Like. Like the. Like the beer?

[B]

Yeah, like the beer.

[A]

Oh, wow. They. I don't know. You know, I was looking at today.

[B]

What.

[A]

What does Virgin do? It's an airline line. It's a hotel.

[B]

What don't they use?

[A]

It's a store that sells CDs.

[C]

What.

[A]

What is Virgin? What is Virgin? Like, wouldn't it be weird if there was, like, a Delta hotel? Wouldn't it be weird there was, like. If there's, like, a Ramada Airlines. I think Delta Air would be strange.

[B]

Delta version is a conglomerate. They have their hands over. They have. They do cruises, flight. Flights.

[A]

Yeah, there's cruises, there's flights, there's hotels, cell phones. There's. There used to be mega stores.

[B]

Like, what is going on over at Virgin?

[A]

We need to focus. We need to zone in. They're killing it, honestly. Yeah, you're right. What do I. Honestly, what do I know? Literally, what do I know? Like, literally, what do I know? Yeah.

[B]

So people up and honest about his opening ceremony. And apparently, like, Nikki Doll said she's, like, suing one of the people for defamation. I said, oh, Nicky Doll is making it work over there over in Paris. She said, honey, I am suing the dol.

[A]

She said, jim, Papu, can you talk. Do fake French. Tell me what. What does French sound like to you?

[B]

Like, like. Like. Like. Like I'm speaking English as. With a French accent or like, no French.

[A]

You ever heard of yogurt? Yogurt is when you're making the sound as if you're speaking a language, but you're actually just talking gibberish. Yogurt. Is that a real. Take a break.

[B]

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[A]

Start your free [e-mail].

[C]

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[B]

Julio by me is so hot. He's so hot. He was in my Julio by me. Yeah, he was my. He was in my Soak it Up video. He's one of my dancers and soak it up. He is just so hot.

[A]

Shout out to Coolio by me.

[B]

No, Julio. Julio like, like Julio.

[A]

Oh, shout out to Julio. Congrats on being very attractive.

[B]

So hot.

[A]

You caught the eye of macaroni x cheese.

[B]

Oh, he been called my eye, honey. He was in the video. Honey. Him. And they were doing those. Those sexy little slingsh. Do you think you'll ever be in a place that I know or no? I already know the answer.

[A]

No,

[B]

I. There's a. I have a dream of one that you and I are just in like a Roxy Andrews slingshot doing some ridiculous video.

[A]

Even if I had some crazy body, I just wouldn't dress that way.

[B]

I mean, in drag.

[A]

No, I'm going to repeat. Even if I had a crazy body, I just wouldn't dress that way.

[B]

Yeah, this is the video. This is his latest video. Him and them lost the shorts. He's just so hot. Jesus.

[A]

You should reach out to him. And I mean, you're open now, so you can do anything.

[D]

Let's say now is the time to do the dick sucking competition.

[A]

Yeah, someone commented that. So now you literally have no excuse except you're afraid to lose. Would you agree to that?

[B]

You are so stupid.

[A]

We hire a professional. We support a small business, Ms. Thing

[B]

from San Francisco, that couldn't get his dick hard into fucking cloner Willie, which that video is circulating. Have you seen it on Twitter and stuff like that? Just Bob. If y' all want to see this, Bob, go to the port of Bob. Just queening out every five minutes, screaming like, okay, okay. Monet. Monet. Crazy.

[A]

I'm always cleaning out.

[B]

Well, I tell y' All Bob has these irrational screams over these smallest thing. We would be sending send it to house and a paperclip falls like Monet, be careful. I'm like, bitch, it's a paperclip.

[A]

But we only had 2 clone of willies and it wasn't working, so I panicked.

[B]

That's because he didn't have me honey. Working on her.

[A]

I mean, you were there, but you were. You were. You were monogamous at the time.

[B]

So I know I was single.

[A]

So, so what's your reason for not wanting to do the competition now?

[B]

I don't know. Can we.

[A]

Can we talk about this? What their mouth do.

[B]

Can we talk about this offline, please, and get to the tack to hand the Olympics.

[A]

We don't have to ever talk about it again if you don't want to.

[B]

Okay, Wait, Jacob, wait. Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. That was the Olympics. I thought that was just a.

[A]

They were competing for the Olympics.

[B]

I didn't know that. I thought it was just like an I.

[A]

So. Tonya Harding was an Olympic hopeful and I think she ended up competing. I don't even know. She ended up appearing. I can't remember. I haven't seen the movie in a long time. But I. I don't know if she ever made it. If, if, if. If Tanya Harding ever made it. I know Nancy Karen, again, didn't make it because she obviously was injured.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And when I was younger, I had a. My first crush ever was on an Olympian who.

[D]

Yes, Tanya Harding made it to the. Was went to the Olympics twice.

[A]

And how does she. Did she have any medals?

[D]

Yes, she has two silver medals, I believe.

[A]

Oh, got it. My first crush ever was on Christy Yamaguchi, the figure skater.

[B]

Interesting. What about Christy Yamaguchi got you, like, hot and bothered?

[A]

I was very young, to be clear. I was. I was like five. I just thought she was pretty. I was like, she's so pretty. And I remember going to kiss TV and I kissed TV and the TV shocked my lips. And now I'm gay. But it's true. The tv, they shocked my lips. I remember going to kiss. I was like. And I was like, ow.

[B]

Or do you think. Do you think there's really a moment you became gay?

[A]

No.

[B]

Like you're like your brain associated punishment with kissing a woman.

[A]

No, I don't think that happened. I don't. That's a bit. I would be very clear to everyone. That is a bit. I did not go to any shock therapy.

[B]

I induced my girls.

[A]

For as long as I can remember. I'VE been interested in both men and women, but it do lean men. My dragon name is Eileen. Men.

[B]

If you had to be in Olympics, what sport? Like, like, I mean, you. You told us archery. What. What is. What is another.

[A]

No, I didn't say Archer. I just. I just feel like. I just said I feel like I'd be good at archery, but not Olympic level.

[B]

Well, you don't play no sports, so you have to be one. You just think you'll be good at.

[A]

You don't know what I do with my time.

[B]

What sports you play. Droning.

[A]

It's not a sport. You don't know what I do with my time. I could play chess in the Olympics

[B]

and you don't play chess.

[A]

I play chess.

[B]

What was the last. When. When was the last time you played chess?

[A]

When I beat you in your apartment.

[B]

When I beat chess.

[A]

When I beat you in your apartment.

[B]

Right. That was like. I live.

[A]

I actually, I can't. I can't tell you the last time I played chess. I played chess off camera on the Traders. Like it was a moment with downtime and I played chess. But it was. It wasn't for the show, though.

[B]

Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, there are some boring sports. Like, I'm sorry, the. They have like a shooting one. I think that one is so boring. The Olympics. There are a lot of boring ones out there. I'm loving.

[A]

Tell that to the. To the. To. What was the guy. The. The guy from Turkey who, Who walked in? Everyone had on their Google scopes. He walked in, no scope, no nothing. He was eating a sandwich, was like, girl, if you don't get this motherfucker, gold gold medal.

[B]

Really? I didn't. I didn't hear about this. I didn't see this.

[A]

It was this Turkish guy who's a. Who's rumored to be an assassin. And he did not wear the scope. He did not have any equipment on his face. He was just like, eh, that looks right. Gold medal.

[B]

And he won. Gold.

[A]

Gold medal. And do you know who came in dead last?

[B]

America.

[A]

America.

[B]

America.

[A]

Dead. There are more guns in America than there are people. Literally.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Dead last. That is wild. Truly wild.

[B]

Oh, this, this, this Turkish guy right here. Look at his ass. He Look. He like, Mr. Bean.

[A]

Look at everybody. Look at everybody in their scopes, in their outfit. This man is in a T shirt eating a sandwich.

[B]

I am screaming, pick his kids up.

[A]

He didn't have time to fool around with. With all the zip. Zoop zubbies. My kids. I'm paying for A babysitter by the hour.

[B]

I love watching indoor volleyball because the guys are so tall. Like, the average height for indoor volleyball for, for, for, for volleyball Bob is like 6, 9. These niggas be like 6, 6, 10, 7ft. I feel like, yo, that shit is crazy. But because they're all so tall, they all look like they're the same. You know what I mean? It' even more volleyball. I'm obsessed.

[A]

I really like tall guys.

[B]

I'm really into tall. I love tall guys.

[A]

I like tall guys too. I like short guys too.

[B]

What to say? You like all you like tall, short, medium.

[A]

But I will say this. Being tall and short is to me, a little more attractive than being average height.

[B]

And what's average height for you? Like five' eight, five' nine?

[A]

You're like, like anything from five' seven to six' one. Even six' two. If you're taller than me, I'm like, wow, you're tall. Because I'm pretty tall.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah, small guys are hot. I don't know what it is, but

[A]

if you're like 6:1, I'm not gagging over your height. I'm not like, oh, but the thing

[B]

is that on 6:1, on absolutely lying though, they'd be like, I'll tell you, they'd be like 6 4. Nigga, you're not 6 4. They show up and you be. They be fully 6 2. I'm like, you're not 6 4. Why are you lying?

[A]

I don't think people who are six two lie about their height. Six people listen right now. There are certain heights where if someone's. If someone said they're six feet, that person could be lying. If someone said they're a 6:1 or 6:2, those people are telling the truth. People who are 6:1 and 6:2 do not lie about their height.

[B]

I disagree. I think that dudes, because people like tall people, will add an inch or two to their heights. People will add an inch or two to their height.

[A]

If you're five' eleven, you'll add an inch or two. Yeah.

[B]

If you're six feet, you'll be saying, you six one, six two.

[A]

You add inches to your height. You tell everyone that you're six feet tall.

[B]

I know. I did not. I say I'm five eleven, When I'm five' ten, three quarters, I add a quarter of an inch.

[A]

So one, you do add. You do. You do add. You do. And you, you do yourself that you're a six foot drag queen, because that's

[B]

on stage that makes. That's. That's better. I'm a 511 drag queen. That's my thing. Would you say 6ft? That sounds better.

[A]

You're also not 5' 11. You're 5' 10 and 3 quarters.

[B]

Okay, yeah, I'm a 5' 10 and 3 quarter. I sound lame as hell.

[A]

It's actually kind of. That's kind of funny. I am five' ten and three quarters. I am six feet tall. No, I'm five' ten and three quarter.

[B]

The joke. I'm trying to. I guess that doesn't work as a joke. That's.

[D]

That's a.

[B]

A solid punchline. I'm trying to.

[A]

Anyway, I'm glad we worked that out. I'm glad we hammered out that material here.

[B]

Okay. One year I would like us to go to the Olympics together and go to a lot of. To go. Go to a lot of the events together. Would you. Would you. Would you engage that with me?

[D]

Engage.

[A]

Not the Winter Olympics.

[B]

No. I don't know.

[A]

Wait.

[B]

No. But if the X Games, we'd love to come back to the.

[A]

I said no. I said no. We had fun doing the.

[B]

The X Games. Games.

[A]

We did. You know what? Maybe it would be fun, but I think I'm more interested in Summer Olympics. I don't really like sports in general, but I am more interested in Summer Olympics than I am in Winter Olympics.

[B]

Well. Bitch. Also. Well, you know, it's going to be in LA. The next one is in LA. 2028 is here in Los Angeles.

[A]

Do you know about that lady who loves the Olympics? She's like this lady who, like, works at. Works somewhere in California, maybe on the Santa Monica Pier or something, and she writes names on rice and she owns, like, a couple of grocery stores and she's obsessed with the Olympics. She speaks fren. And I saw a video of her go viral the other day. Like, everyone knows her. Like, oh, she's from the pier. We all know her. She writes names on rice all day.

[B]

She writes on rice.

[A]

She writes a name on a single grain of rice and then puts it in a necklace. This lady.

[B]

How can you fit a name on a. On a grain of rice?

[A]

Well, that's why it's impressive. She puts in a necklace for you, and she's like the Olympic superfan. And she. But what people don't know about her is she owns, like, four or five grocery stores and she does the grain rice just to be social.

[B]

Eccentric. Eccentric? Eccentric. Who is the most eccentric person you know in your life?

[A]

This could be Thorgy. You mean like, no, Like, I know them well.

[B]

Yeah, like your most eccentric friend. So, you know, I mean, I think

[A]

Eevee's pretty eccentric, but I don't know her that well. We don't hang out. So I would. I'm gonna go with probably Thorgy. Y' all don't know. Thorgy's a real n. Like, she's a nut.

[B]

Oh, she's pretty eccentric. I would agree with that. I think you're the. I think you're. You're the most eccentric person I know.

[A]

What? Why do you always keep saying I'm not?

[C]

Like.

[A]

Like, I'm some weirdo?

[B]

Accenture doesn't mean weird.

[A]

No, but you say it like I'm a weirdo.

[B]

I did not say. Like, I literally said you're the. I literally said, I think you might be the most eccentric person I know. How is that weirdo? How. What weirdo conversation is it?

[A]

What's eccentric about me, Bob?

[B]

You. You listen to this podcast. The way that you process things, the way that you do things, I think is very eccentric. And oftentimes eccentric people are very hyp. Are very, like, intelligent. Like, there's a lot of intelligence behind the eccentricity.

[A]

I know some intelligent people who are not as eccentric at all.

[B]

That is true. That is true.

[A]

I mean, I think I'm. I would say I think I'm playing because I understand myself more than I understand anyone else. I understand my motives, my actions. I get it. It all makes sense to me. I'm like, well, this makes sense, but y' all are making no sense at all. Outside is pretty eccentric. You Assad is a nut. Assad is a real nut. I think. So I can see that there's some controversy as well, which Jake Paul's injured himself into. And so there's a boxer from Algeria. From Algeria. I keep saying Nigeria. I drag has rotted my brain. RuPaul. Drag Race. Have up drag. It's an Italian boxer and an Algerian boxer.

[B]

The Algerian is Imani Khalif.

[A]

So Imani Khalif has a. A. She's intersex. She has a. A condition where she produces more testosterone than most women do. Now, she's assigned female at birth, and she is. And she identifies as a woman, and she is assigned female at birth. I want to be clear about that. She also does not have a particularly stellar boxing record. So now, because they're being. They're using transphobia to. To denigrate and embarrass this woman. So now the conversation is about her genitals, about her hormones, about her Medical history. We're not talking about that with any other boxers. Now, this Italian woman, she got hit. She got hit hard. She said, I've never been hit that hard in my life. And then she just quit the match 46 seconds in, and now everyone's like, you're fighting a man. So they think she's trans, and she does not identify as trans, and they keep calling her a man. They're insinuating that she was assigned male at birth, which is just not true. So Jake Paul tweeted out. Let me look up Jake Paul's quote, Jake. He said to. To Angela Carini, although your dreams couldn't come true today because of the crazy agendas that are at play in our world at the moment, I would love to offer you to fight on an MVP undercard to show the world your talents in a fair platform and not against a man. This tweet has 107,000 likes, so obviously, either. Either. Either Jake Paul just didn't do research or he did do the research, and just. Even though it's completely wrong.

[B]

Yeah, because.

[A]

And absurd.

[B]

That's not what. Like, he doesn't care about that. Like, he cares about making this viral tweet and having this viral moment off of this thing that he's seeing, even though it is completely unfounded and completely fabricated. They have made up all of this. All of the truths about this woman.

[A]

They were like, well, she has a genetic advantage. Okay? That's what most athletes have. The reason why Shaquille o' Neal is so good at basketball. Yeah, there's skill involved. But Shaquille o' Neal is seven foot two. That's a genetic advantage. Michael Phelps has apparently freakishly large lungs. Did you know about this?

[B]

Oh, did he? Does he? I thought he was on his wingspan.

[A]

His wingspan. But he also apparently has freakishly large lungs, which helps him swim faster somehow. I don't fucking know. Brock Lesnar is a freakishly strong person. He's a. He's a. He's an MMA fighter and a WWF fighter, WWE fighter. And I'm sure that his genetics have something to do. Usain Bolt was the fastest man in the world, and I feel like genetics and training. Training probably has something to do with that. So now, anyone with a genetic advantage camp. I mean, like, this girl got hit so hard, she turned into a transphobe. This is insane. This is insane. Then. Then someone online was like, well, the other girls who beat her. Someone's like, well, she has nine losses. What were those with the women she beat? Just freakishly Freakishly strong. Like, no, that was skill. So why is it skill when they win, but she's a man when she wins? Like, if your opponent is stronger and better at boxing than you and has the force, fortitude to last longer in the rounds, maybe that's not on them. That's not on them. That's on you.

[B]

Yeah, but people don't care, though. I think that people know this argument and you can make their argument, but that doesn't serve them. They don't care. The world now is predicated on this thing of just this other ring, that the trans and queer agenda is sickening and taking over our world. And that argument serves them better than the realities and the facts of the situation. Situation.

[A]

So now this transphobic rhetoric is. Is affecting several CIS women. There's a. There's a power lifter. They're. They're talking about Simone Biles. They're talking about this other boxer from Thailand. Like it is just. It is just spreading now. Multiple women are just being accused of being men. And they're not even, they're not even saying trans men. Like you're men. You are just men jumping up in women's sports. Which is just. Which goes to show you that trans folks is a disease that is a cancer and it is malignant and it is metastasizing across every aspect of our society.

[B]

It's insane. It's insane. It's gonna keep on happening. And I don't know, like, you would think, like the pendulum has been swinging this way for so long. Like, when does it equal out? Like, what is gonna be the boiling point that things start going back the other way? It seems to get worse and worse and worse.

[A]

I think the pendulum is just swinging really, really fast. It is. Why liberals are getting absurdly liberal. The crazy leftist and the right wings are getting crazy right wing. It's just, it's just clicking, clacking, clicking, clacking so fast that the, the, the, the liberals get up on one side. The concern, it's just, it's just happening so fast. That's what I think. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, but she beat your ass. You can't box like you lost. Like, move on.

[A]

Wait, did I ever tell you that this. The Olympics sport I think I'd be good at?

[B]

No. What?

[A]

I think I could be a good shooter. I think I make an excellent marksman.

[B]

Like guns.

[A]

Like guns.

[B]

Got it. Is someone who is a good art. I guess you just be a good archer. Is that, Is that, Is that a marksman?

[A]

Maybe I have Never shot a gun once. I've never held a gun.

[B]

We're going when you.

[A]

But I'm telling you, I know that the first time I pick up a gun, I'm getting a bullseye.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yes.

[A]

Sight unseen.

[B]

Jay, Mitch, please save this clip because we will put it when we do the video of us going to a gun range, because this nigga is just so sure.

[A]

And keep that clip of Monet doubting me. That's the most important part. That's where you're going to need to really earmark.

[B]

So you think you've never shot a gun. You walk into a gun range and the first shot is a bullseye. Yes, I do work well, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[A]

You're going to gag. What are you going to do when I'm right is the question, Bob.

[B]

If you are right, I don't know what.

[A]

Can you pay me all the money that you owe me from all these bets? How about that? Just give me what you owe me. How about that? Can you agree to that?

[B]

No. We're going to walk in with. We're going to agree on. On a dollar amount. I'm going. We're going to walk in with cash.

[A]

No. I want you to pay me everything you owe me.

[B]

They can pay me what you owe me. The pain and stuff

[A]

and suffering. You, you little. Your little homegirls, your little. Your little underling, your little. Your little Minion Baba drag queen videos. She added it up.

[B]

She's my minion.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow. Shout out to you. Wow. Shots fired just like me at the. At the range.

[B]

No, nigga, you don't have the range, honey.

[A]

So what are you gonna be? Are you gonna be better than me?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Have you shot a gun before?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How many times? Like what? Three.

[B]

Once at a range.

[A]

I mean, so. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[B]

You're one.

[A]

You're one time before.

[B]

I mean, multiple times. I went to a range and I shot multiple times one time. To be clear, your.

[A]

That you're one round that you had. You have such an edge on me because you went to a gun range one time that one little time you had. You are going to have such an edge on me.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

About this, then, to be clear, we're gonna make two different bets here, okay? My first shot would be a bullseye, hands down. And then do what? Let me finish my thing, then I do my entire training, my one round like you did, and then we'll both be on our second round at the Same time, the playing field will be completely even.

[B]

No. Okay, but. But you. You'll be rehearsing right before you do the thing like.

[A]

No, that's my. Those are my stipulations.

[B]

No, that's not fair because that means that you're having. We're not doing it. That means. That means that you're having a whole time to rehearse and get yourself to and ready, and then I'm going home.

[A]

Fruit is not rehearsing. It's practicing. You, Fruit rehearsal. What do you think this is, show choir at rehearsals? We're not. We're not doing five, six, seven, plow.

[B]

Well, you get to practice for a

[A]

whole bunch of times. I have to come in cold.

[B]

That's not fair.

[A]

Well, then we'll do it like this. Then your other option is this. This is my last offer.

[B]

How you making all the offers?

[A]

All the options, you made yours, and I refuse them. Now, my offer is this. I will go do my gun range thing. I do my first shot. It will be a bullseye, hands down. And then I will wait a year, and then we'll both do ours. We'll both go one year without anything.

[B]

But I'm always going to be behind the thing because then it will be like three years for me. We go one year.

[D]

A.

[A]

A year. A whole year.

[B]

So it's been three years for me.

[A]

So. So you think you should get to have an advantage of being at a gun range with a professional telling you, you going through the stuff. I don'. And you think that's an even playing field?

[B]

No, I'm not saying that.

[A]

So you're saying it'll never be even, but you want the advantage.

[B]

We know we have to compromise on how these.

[A]

I told you I'd wait a year.

[B]

I don't think that's a fair compromise.

[A]

Two years, okay?

[B]

Work two years.

[A]

All right? But you can't. When I'm doing my guns, you can't shoot, okay?

[B]

I want to shoot and I'll hear it

[A]

because it's a gun. I don't know.

[B]

I'll be like, whoa, have you seen the clip of those guys? Those friends, they go to a gun range and they're like, shooting whatever. Because at the gun range is very strict, right? You shoot. You put it down. Like they're very, you know, to make sure everyone's being safe. And the guy shoots and he takes the gun and his friends and thing next to him. He goes, like, playing around. The attendant walks over and like. Like, he, like, slams it. She's like, get out YouTube. I'm like, why would you go do that at a gun range? That's so, like, careless.

[A]

Now I'm glad that she did that. There, there is some. There's some videos I've seen because I'm on that side of Reddit again. Reddit is a place where like, one second you see a kitty cat and the next second you see a headless person. Like, Reddit gets dark real quick. You one left turn. You were in a bad neighborhood. Okay, but I was in a few. There's this guy, a famous one of this guy, he is a instructor and he's talking through gun safety. And he's talking, he's talking and then the gun just goes off. But the kickback is so strong and he wasn't thinking it was going to go off, so it went like this. This. You see what I just did?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But it doesn't hit him. It goes. But he's. And he. It doesn't. It doesn't hit. The gun shoots forward. But it. But it literally like hits him. Hits him on his head and goes back. And he's trying to keep it cool, but he is so shaken like he is. So he's. He's trying to be like, yeah, you know what? Someone goes, did you meet. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's like. And he like, puts it down like he is freaking out. Another one. There's this guy who's in a class full of children. I think he might be a police officer or some trained person. He has his gun and he's talking to the kids about gun safeties, how they got the gun out. Then he goes to put the gun in his pocket, shoots himself in the leg. And it's so weird how often when people shoot themselves, they try to act like it's not a big deal. It hap. It is. They always be like, yeah, lay on the ground and scream. No one's gonna begrudge you. No one's gonna judge you.

[B]

Why is there a gun with children in a classroom? I would not slap permission slip that day. No, you're not.

[A]

That's what the Republicans want. More guns. Give the teachers guns. Give the teachers guns. Give the janitors guns. Give the hall monitor guns.

[B]

Okay, just now you're giving me Finita. And I was just on Finita TikTok and the way that the decline, how Finita has destroyed her platform in four or five months needs to be studied. It's insane.

[A]

It's not great for Finita.

[B]

Everyone is slicing these videos of her when she was just up and coming, saying how much. I just love y' all so much, and blah, blah, blah. Cut to. I don't even like, y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Y' all are all ugly and poor broke people should just shut up. The switch up is crazy anyway. But I'm also to backtrack a little bit. I'm on that side of Twitter, My Twitter. I'm afraid to watch videos on Twitter because I am always seeing someone just getting shot, bleeding out, popped in the face. And, like, I'm like, I don't know how I got on that side of Twitter. It's very scary.

[A]

It's called a for your page, but

[B]

I don't know what I'm watching that is doing that.

[A]

So you've certainly done something. Yeah. Because I know. I know why my Reddit looks like that. I know. I know why my Reddit is like. Is like people getting their head, like, punched so hard. It's crazy. Like, I'm. I'm on the side of Reddit. I can't stop watching where someone gets punched. And when they're out and then they go down, people just keep punching. And it's honestly, truly hard to watch. It's like. It's like this.

[B]

I'm gonna. You know, most friends send themselves, like, Cat mem and like, mom and I said each other videos of people being.

[A]

Have we been sending. We haven't seen them in a while, though. It's been a long time since we sent them a fight. A fight video.

[B]

I'm like, that's why. That's why. That's why Civil Robbery is like that. Most other podcasts are like, yeah, we did this. The reason we're aggressive is because we

[A]

said, these goddamn video got knocked out.

[B]

Knocked the out. And I sent you a link of something that you and I need to go to, and I really would like us to go.

[A]

This is a bath house.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, not that one. Sorry.

[B]

No.

[A]

No joke. They don't. I think that threw them off the scent. Money.

[B]

Because I love. Everyone's talking about Jamie Blair Sinclair is doing it in New Hampshire or somewhere.

[A]

Oh, yeah. But let's go.

[B]

I would love to go. I would love to go. Love Pink.

[A]

That's made a resurgence. Love Pink has come back, and people are obsessed with Love Pink. Like, it is a whole. It is a whole thing now. I did not that lovepink had made. I think it's because, like, Trixie and Katya were going on about. About Love Pink. And then Thorgy went on. Then Thorgy went on the pit Stop. And they talked about it again. So now Love Pink is really up in these streets. Love Pink, Thorgy, girl, if you don't make some motherfucking content so these. These motherfuckers can love on you, girl.

[B]

Thorgy. I did a gig with Thorgy in London together. And Thorgy is just hilarious. Like, she is so funny. Watching Thorgy experience the world is just funny. She's like, I don't know. I'm so. You know, I waited four hours. Four hours. I waited for four hours waiting to. Not wait four hours, Monet. Four hours, count them. One, two, three. Four hours.

[A]

You think I'm more eccentric than Thorgy?

[B]

No, I did not say you're more, Bob.

[A]

You said I was your most eccentric friend.

[B]

Well, Thorgy's not my friend.

[A]

And with that. I'm just kidding. That is one of the funniest bits that we do on the show. That is one of the funniest. I don't know if y' all even get it. For those of you who don't know, it is Omarosa versus Wendy Williams. And they are just going back and forth. It is just like, mean girl, mean girl, mean girl, mean girl, mean girl. And then Whitney gets the. Then Omarosa gets a really good one on her. And then. Then. And then Wendy Williams gets one back on her. And then she looks at her and she goes. And she goes. She goes. Because Omarosa accused Wendy Williams of having work done.

[D]

And.

[A]

And then Wendy goes, I've never had work done, but I have had a little bit of Botox and a little bit of Restylane. And if I could recommend something for you or something like that. I've had a little bit of Botox, but if I could recommend for you a little bit of wrestling. They say black don't crack. She's cracking. And the audience went crazy. And then Wendy Williams delivered a Kameyame when she said, and with that, thank you for coming on my show. It is. It is there. You can't come back from that. It's undefeatable.

[B]

So good. You know, that's what I wanted with Gia Gun. That's what I wanted. Jigun on my show. And Gia Gun came down and she apologized. She was like. And G said, I'm taking your moment, Tony.

[A]

You should have fought her.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I need my big, black, mad ass fighting this trans woman on. On. On my.

[A]

That's why I sent you all those videos. Training Day, Denzel,

[D]

before. I want you to watch and react to this pole vaulting video I sent you. On Facebook.

[B]

Oh, I saw this.

[A]

Oh, the pole vaulting thing. Yeah. Hold on. Yeah, so the pole vaulting video, they. People are going crazy. Where's this guy from again? Oh, I don't know.

[B]

I don't care.

[A]

So his dingling got in the way of the, of the bar. Is there not like a.

[B]

No, they don't work. Feel that. Dicks be out. Out.

[A]

Truly, I'm telling you right now, I told y' all on the last episode, go watch. I don't know if it's in the last episode, I don't know where I told you, but go watch the 100 yard dash in slow motion. You will be like, how is this on tv?

[B]

Yeah, I don't know why they. I don't understand why they don't have to wear cups. Maybe, maybe cups like impede your way of doing track and field in some way.

[A]

Or a jock strap.

[B]

But jock straps, I feel like jock straps. You can still see.

[A]

Or a dance belt or something like it. I don't know, like, like an actual. Not like a, not like a gay boy jock strap. Like an actual jock str. A functioning jockstrap. So I'm like, I'm telling you right now, just Google Sprint or 100 yard dash in slow motion. Thank me later.

[B]

Yeah, it's kind of wild that dicks be in track and field and everyone these skinny lycra. Also, I think maybe someone involved in track and field can probably answer this. Why do they have like, why do the women like have to wear. Because you know this whole thing about. I saw this thing on TikTok about like, oh, like objectifying women, blah, blah,

[A]

blah, blah, blah, blah.

[B]

And again, women, please wear whatever you want. But why can't someone choose to wear baggy clothes for? Why do they all have to wear like.

[A]

Why would you wear baggy clothes, Dragonfly? To slow you down or something?

[B]

Like, because when they do.

[D]

Because.

[B]

No, because when they do the like 1500 meter one, they wear like baggy pants. Oh, like they're like those like baggy shorts. So why can't. Yeah, the shorts are like baggy fitting but in like the hundred. Like the dashes, they're like tight. So maybe there's probably some type of aerodynamic reason why. But I just don't, I just don't get it.

[A]

I mean the women in cycling, they weren't like some of them. I saw one today wearing like she's like on a leotard, like in a bag bathing suit, basically. Cycling.

[B]

Interesting. Yeah, I wonder why there's not. Why is there not 100 meter cycling? I'll do that. I'll kill it.

[A]

Can you even get up to speed at that point?

[B]

He spent the whole hundred meter trying to take off.

[A]

Is it 100 meters?

[B]

100 meters? The 100 meter dash.

[A]

It's yards.

[B]

No, 100 meter. The meter.

[A]

You ever heard of a hundred yard dash?

[B]

I have. 100 yards is short. Shorter than meters, though.

[A]

But they call the 100. They call the 100. They don't call the 100 yard dash.

[B]

No, it's 100 meters.

[A]

You never heard the phrase 100 yard dash?

[B]

I have in, like, school. I don't know who's dashing for 100 yards. I never met nobody dashing 100 yards. Have you in school?

[A]

Didn't you see them in school? I saw them in school. Y' all didn't have a traffic run around the. Went around the Dwayne Reed runs to the Dwayne weeding bag.

[B]

I literally know. All right, we got to go.

[A]

All right, bye.