The One About Working Out

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Sibling Rivalry – The One About Working Out"

Date: May 5, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Special Guests/Recurring Characters: Jacob
Main Theme: This episode of Sibling Rivalry blends candid, comedic storytelling about fitness, working out, body image, and drag queen life on tour, with trademark banter, personal confessions, and insights into health and community.

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Episode Overview

Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change share their unique and hilarious perspectives on all things fitness and working out. The episode dives deep into gym routines, tour life antics with dancers, body image challenges, diet culture, and competitive fitness goals. With honest confessions and laugh-out-loud moments, they also dissect consumer culture, poke fun at diet marketing, and reveal behind-the-scenes drama from drag world tours.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jewelry, Fashion, and Drag Aesthetics

• The hosts kick off with a playful chat about wearing necklaces and out-of-drag style anxieties.
  • Bob says he dislikes necklaces, both in and out of drag.

    "I don't like the way they look. And it's not a feel thing. I just don't like the way they look on me, you know?" – Bob (02:32)

• They recall past outfits and joke about McDonald's uniforms and fashion rules for drag queens.

2. Sodium, Sugar, and Branding Culture

• The duo riff on food choices, particularly low sodium Tajin (Monét’s fave topping on hard-boiled eggs), and debate the legitimacy and taste of “low sodium” and “diet” versions of popular foods.
  • Monét: "Boiled, hard boiled eggs with low sodium Tajin, baby. The way that shit has me in a...every morning, three hardboiled eggs and that low sodium Tajin. It’s so good." (03:10)
• They comment on the color-coding of diet products and the confusion of low-sodium product branding.
• Bob points out,

  "...low sodium has no identity. There is no group consensus on what low sodium is." (04:54)

3. AI, Catfishing, & Social Media Scams

• The rise of AI-generated profiles on dating apps like Grindr (Monét shares a story about noticing too-perfect profiles with seven fingers on a hand).
• Discussion about people catfishing drag tour dancers for explicit pictures.
  • Bob: "There was this one person on the Work the World tour who had a fake Grindr profile, and he would collect images from the dancers." (09:56)

4. Tour Life, Dancers, & Poppers Customs Drama

• Chaos with dancers during "Work the World" drag tours: fake profiles, in-fighting, “messy” personalities, and sexual escapades.
• Hilarious tale of someone being detained at South Korean customs for smuggling large quantities of poppers.
  • Monét: "How much poppers are you traveling with that they are detaining you at customs?...They did not let him in the country. They sent him back..." (12:08)

Memorable Quote:

"Like, how much poppers do you need?" – Monét (12:10)

• Candid talk about recreational and non-recreational use of poppers, including stories of straight people partying with them in NYC.

5. Drag Tour STDs & Outrageous Moments

• Stories of a tour staffer spreading an STD across tour cities and being tracked by the CDC.

  • Monét: "He tested positive for an STD in the city and they traced it back to him...they noticed a link between the cities we were going through and the rise in cases..." (16:58)

• Graphic but comedic recounting of party and hookup culture among drag world dancers and their circle.

6. Working Out on Tour, Fitness Routines, and Body Image

• Bob’s obsession with walking: recounting 65,000 steps (~30 miles!) in a single day during tour rehearsals.
  • Bob: “I was usually doing roughly...20 to 25,000 steps a day. On a crazy day...65,000 steps.” (25:01)
  • Monét (doing math): "That's 30 miles. 65,000 steps is 30 miles." (26:31)
• Monét switches from running to stairmaster to protect knees, and criticizes gym machines:
  • “I hate the elliptical. When I tell you a shit piece of gym machinery. It’s shit.” – Monét (28:12)
• Debate over types of cardio and favorite machines; Bob prefers walking, Monét swears by stairmaster, both hate the rower.
• Discussions of their respective fitness journeys, including weight loss, regimens, and setbacks due to touring or life.
• Honest talk about body image pressures in LA, long-term health, and their evolving attitude towards working out as Black drag performers.

7. Diet, Protein, and Trainer Life

• Monét shares the strict and protein-heavy dietary regimen from her trainer, emphasizing how overwhelming it can feel ("it's too much beverage, too much food").
• Bob and Monét compare natural preferences for 2 big meals versus “eating all day.”

8. Fitness Culture, Celebrities, and Drag Community

• Bits about other drag queens—Kameron Michaels, Utica, and fitness competitions between queens.
• They highlight the difference between people naturally skinny and those working for it, touching on the body image challenges in both drag and gay culture.
  • Bob: “I am built like someone's uncle. I'm just not an active skinny person.” (43:26)
• They roast each other for who’s responsible for organizing activities and reflect on the true work ethic behind fitness influencers.

9. Accountability, Social Media, and Mental Health

• Bob admits his primary fitness goal is to “feel sexy in a crop top/tank top.”
  • Bob: "My only fitness goal is to feel sexy in a crop top." (54:24)
• Bob removes people from his Instagram Close Friends list if they don’t respond to his selfies:

  "If you don’t give me something, you're getting kicked out of my close friends." – Bob (55:23)

• Discussing the need for affirmation and progress pics, with tongue-in-cheek seriousness.
• Both hosts share strategies for staying mentally motivated, including therapy.

10. Games, Karaoke, and Bonding

• Lighthearted banter about karaoke nights, song choices, and playful shade about who doesn’t know their lyrics.

  • Bob accuses Monét of DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender) after Monét forgot lyrics and pointed at an audience member:

    "You didn't know the words of this song. You ain't black." – Bob (34:20)

• Discussion about playing social games like "Witch Hunt" on TikTok Live.

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Notable Quotes

• On poppers and customs:
  "How much poppers are you traveling with that they are detaining you at customs?" – Monét (12:10)

• On fitness goals:
  "My only fitness goal is to feel sexy in a crop top." – Bob (54:24)

• On workout food:
  "These motherfuckers who be out here, they be eating...The way this nigga has me eating is too much." – Monét (38:40)

• On gym machines:
  "I hate the elliptical. When I tell you a shit piece of gym machinery. It's shit." – Monét (28:12)

• On affirmation:
  "If you don’t give me something, you're getting kicked out of my close friends." – Bob (55:23)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:28 – Episode theme, poppers, jewelry banter
• 03:10 – Monét’s morning ritual: eggs & Tajin
• 05:02 – Branding of “diet” and “zero sugar” products
• 08:47 – Catfishing & AI on Grindr
• 11:41 – Tour drama: poppers incident at customs
• 16:58 – Tour STD saga and CDC investigation
• 25:01 – Bob’s walking obsession & pedometer records
• 28:12 – Gym machines: elliptical slander
• 34:20 – Bob accuses Monét of DARVO on stage
• 38:40 – Detailed breakdown of Monét’s protein-heavy diet
• 43:26 – Body image, naturally skinny vs. working for it
• 54:24 – Bob’s main fitness goal: crop top confidence
• 55:23 – Social media validation: Bob’s Close Friends policy

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Episode Tone

The episode is a blend of self-deprecating humor, sharp observational comedy, sassy shade, vulnerability, and community insight. Bob and Monét’s banter is unfiltered and relatable for anyone in LGBTQ+, drag, or gym culture, while remaining accessible to a broad audience.

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Memorable Moments

• Drag Dancer Drama: Wild revelations about the sex lives and drama among world-touring drag dancers—catfishing scandals, customs detentions, dancers spreading STDs across cities, and tour hookups.
• Walking Record: Bob’s iconic 65,000-step (30-mile) day during Madonna tour rehearsals out of pure stubborn competitiveness.
• DARVO Accusation: Bob’s playful but scathing read of Monét for blaming a fan for not knowing “Mighty Real” lyrics when Monét herself forgot them.
• Fitness Confessions: Honest talk about therapy, the endless quest for validation via “Close Friends,” and not loving working out but loving the results.

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Conclusion

This episode delivers an unfiltered, thoroughly entertaining take on working out, touring, and body confidence with all the trademark shade, laughter, and love of Sibling Rivalry. Whether you’re a drag fan, gym-goer, or just love sassy gay wisdom, Bob and Monét’s escapades make the grind of working out feel both hilarious and human.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is bob the drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm monet x james.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we discuss drama with the dancers.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Like, how much papas do you need? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know the words of this song. You ain't black.

[Monet X Change]

Crack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you.

[Monet X Change]

I love his crack. Crion. You remember that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Crion and crtion. Did you got a new job?

[Monet X Change]

A new job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comment below. Where, like, Monet work at?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like McDonald's is. Is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, this is why. This is why I cannot wear. I cannot wear red and yellow because I always feel like a McDonald's employee.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not wearing McDonald's. Oh, my God. I look so crazy with any jewelry on. I feel like. I feel so bare, you know? You don't wear jewelry out of drag, Really? I wear earrings, but not, like, necklaces, bracelets or anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wear necklaces in drag. I don't wear necklaces in drag or out of drag. I don't. I don't really like wearing necklaces.

[Monet X Change]

Slow down, Susanna. Calm down. You've gotten really defensive about the necklace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That wasn't offensive. You said you don't wear necks out of drag. You don't wear necklace dresses. I don't wear necklace in drag. There was certainly no offense to what I.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it wasn't defensive. You're right. You know, you're right. It wasn't defensive. Your face looks defensive when you say stuff like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you go like this.

[Monet X Change]

We go like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I What? I have a shitty face. I always look like I'm angry or bored or sad, but I just don't have a very expressive face. I also have both of my Botox kicking back in. Look at that forehead cooking. The girl is up. That's my face. That's my constant. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have. I have moments where I've worn necklaces in and out of drag. I wear necklaces.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Jacob. Yeah. You thought Jacob was coming for a. Jacob was here to get the receipts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you will find me wearing necklaces out of drag, too. Um, but I don't normally wear, like, whenever I also. This is like, there was a period of time where I own these, like, giant these. I own, like, maybe, like, five or six gigantic, like, bibs, these giant necklaces.

[Monet X Change]

I remember you have, like, a picture of you out of drawing. Oh, no, it's the Nefertiti one. Did you have it on as well. No, there's a. There's a boy look that you wore. The big crazy thing with the blue jacket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I just don't. I just. I don't know. But whenever it comes down to it, I just don't feel. I don't know. I don't. I just don't like wearing necklaces.

[Jacob]

I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just. I don't like the way they look. And it's not, it's not a feel thing. I just don't like the way they look on me, you know?

[Monet X Change]

And I'm not gonna say because I generally don't remember. I don't know if you said never, so I'm not gonna say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did say it though. I want you to say it so we can cook you up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I want you to say it so we can cook you up so Jay can roll it back. So say it.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Jay is really sometimes Jay

[Bob the Drag Queen]

little chapped lips and say it.

[Monet X Change]

Did you not. JB really like a little pussy ass bitch. Will he be getting on about the drag queen train?

[Shannon Maldonado]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're wrong, you're wrong and when you're right, don't be wrong. Now let me tell you now don't lick your lips now let me tell you something.

[Monet X Change]

Boiled, hard boiled eggs with low sodium Tajin, baby. The way that shit has me in a every morning three horrible eggs and at low sodium tahin. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does it have salty low sodium tahin?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I like low sodium Tajin because it's like literally like you prefer

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the way it tastes it.

[Monet X Change]

They're. I genuinely don't taste the difference. It tastes the exact same. Can I make high of the sodium?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't under. Fully understand this, the sodium thing and like what it. I don't understand it. Like I water. I understand the sugar thing. I understand like the sugar thing. I get, by the way, the amount of times I have accidentally purchased reduced sugar ketchup. When I was younger, when I was like in college and I was still grocery shopping.

[Monet X Change]

How do you make that mistake so often?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because the bottles, okay, Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi or Diet Mountain Dew, they all have that white label. They look extremely different. Diet soda looks extremely different than the regular soda.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Like almost like inverted colors. Like the label is a gray and letters are right, right. Rare anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if it's a zero, then the can is black use or they have some black in there. That's not normally in there.

[Monet X Change]

The writing is black. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or sometimes like with, with Pepsi Max, the whole can is black. Yeah, yeah, there's some black in there. When it comes to zero, it's kind

[Monet X Change]

of like there are two blacks in here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, exactly. The whole, the whole industry has just gotten together and be like, diet is white and zero sugar is black. We've all. We all agree. Companies that don't even work together. We're all in agreement, right, everyone, we're all gonna shake hands.

[Monet X Change]

Great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now low sodium has no identity. There is no group con consensus on what low sodium is.

[Monet X Change]

They're running amok amuck. Amok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Truly. So low sodium, at least when I was grocery shopping, when I was trying to like, oh, I gotta grocery shop. Then when I was like, I just don't wanna grocery shop at all. I just. And by the way, low sodium ketchup is nasty.

[Monet X Change]

As it doesn't taste different. I generally don't taste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you lying. You lying. I never been so thin. That's all.

[Monet X Change]

I'm dead ass. I really don't say the difference. I taste the difference in diet sodas. That tastes gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It tastes different, but it's an acquired taste. You have to acquire the taste for diet soda. With the exception of Diet Dr. Pepper. Diet Dr. Pepper. Legit. Tastes like Dr. Pepper to me. And Diet Sunkist too.

[Monet X Change]

I never had. I mean, I, I think they all. Sorry, not diet. The zero sugar is where they really got wild. But also, what's the difference between diet and zero?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't fully know. I think so.

[Jacob]

Coke Zero is a little bit sweeter and it's marketed toward like men and gamers. So Diet Coke is a little bit less sweet. And most of the, the Coke Zero marketing push is based toward men. Like specifically gamers.

[Monet X Change]

That shit. Let me tell you something. That whole. The thing that shit really pisses me off. Like that. To me, that's online with female pens. When BIC had female pens. I'm like, bitch, what do you mean a female pen? It's a pen. What do you mean? What do you mean? There's one for women only. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't. Well, did the marketing work? Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, to be honest, not that I'm out here buying office supplies. I don't. I haven't noticed if they still have female big pen for women, but I have not seen it at the supermarket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what ended up happening was Ellen, I remember doing it did a big takedown on the feminine pin and it wasn't a female it was like a pin for women. Women, like, specifically, like, professional women. It was like the professional woman pen, right?

[Monet X Change]

It was like the. The baggie. The bag was like, pink. I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Ellen did a whole takedown on it on her. On her show.

[Monet X Change]

I remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then someone did take down on Ellen.

[Jacob]

I have two separate ads. This first one is for Diet Coke. Regret nothing. No sugar, no calories.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is watching an explosion.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's fireworks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, they look.

[Jacob]

This is the Coke Zero arcane TV show for League of Legends. Coke Zero product tie in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make sure Jay has those. Those are wild.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait. They have what? Limit unlimited. What?

[Jacob]

So there's a TV show called Arcane based on the video game League of Legends. So they did an arcane Coke Zero tie in, like, promo. So they had special arcane, like Coca Cola zero cans

[Bob the Drag Queen]

players and not actual people from the show.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, but why is Bob saying a while? Was there something different in the flavoring of it or. No.

[Jacob]

So it's the marketing. So if you. This is an ad for Diet Coke.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Jacob]

And then this is the ad for Coke Zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, are these. Are these people cosplayers or they actually. They're not from the. They're not actors.

[Jacob]

These are cosplayers cosplaying as animated characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can always tell when the cosplayers. First of all, the thickness of the wig will let you know, because, like, a real show would never have a wig that thick. Go back to. I want to see it again. Again. And also, cosplayers will always have. Not always, but often. Like, chick. Can you put it back up there? I want to. I want to talk about it also. How great this girl on the right's eyebrows are. Like, her. Like, they don't like TV shows. They always give them really pl. Like, they. They would never do makeup this good on a TV show.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I also. It looks like they're almost. AI doesn't look real. It looks very AI ish to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say AI has reached a point where I can't always tell the difference. I can't usually tell the difference in a video because when folks be like,

[Monet X Change]

have you ever. Have you ever been to the thing? Bitch. I got hit up by. I got hit up by AI profile on Grindr. Has this happened to you yet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I have been. But I. No. The answer is no.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, when I say that it was a person using AI images. So they messaged me. We were talking back and forth and I looked at her profile. I was like, oh, he's cute. And then when we were talking, I just. I went to go look at his page again. I was like. I was like, wait, you got seven

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fingers on one hand?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I was like. Like, it was like, the picture looks too good to be. Of course there are people who are extremely hot. You're like, oh, my God. There's no way that person exists. And they really are people. But it was like. So then I asked him a question about his picture. I forget what it was. And then I was like, are you using AI images? And he just blocked me immediately. What is the point of that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, to. To. To get pictures from people and just to chat.

[Monet X Change]

Right? To Catfish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think. I don't think they intend to meet up. They just want to get pictures of people, and they just want to collect pictures, which I'm also like, just go get pictures. Like, go just get porn. There's already people posting their whole. On the Internet, like, for free.

[Monet X Change]

I never understood the picture collectors. I'm like, bitch, you can have. There is a library of millions of people out there that you can literally go watch their pictures and watch their videos for free on. In porn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, I can't get over. You look like you're McDonald's. There was this one person on the Work. On the Work the World tour who had a fake Grindr profile, and he would collect images from the dancers.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, was this a queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was a staff. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And he would get. So he would, like, get all the dancers dick pics and whole pics and blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And one day, we. We found out about it because he was on the bus, and he fell asleep with his phone, like, in his hand. And we looked at his hand, and then one of the dancers, I think. I think David.

[Monet X Change]

David.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

David Radcliffe. His name was David Radcliff. His name was David Ratcliffe. That's so funny. He was like, oh, my God, something got my dick.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait. Okay, we're missing out a chunk. How. Like, was his phone open to Grindr?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The phone the screen was on. He was in the. He was on the couch sleeping. Like, with his hand, like, in his phone, like, in his hand. His phone had flopped down, and David was like, oh, my God, I sent that guy my dick. Or that guy asked me for a picture of my dick or something. And then other than like, oh, my God, he hit me up, too. Oh, my God, he hit me up too.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, can you do this and tell me? I need to know or text it some. I need to know right now. Well, okay. Yes, I had her. Well, she has always been a messy little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And on that note, she's always been

[Monet X Change]

a messy ass queen, you know. You know, one of the people on the work the world staff. Well, two things. One of you on the work the world staff also, when we were going to South Korea, we're going into South Korea and everyone comes out, you know, of customs, whatever, and this person is in there. We're like, where the fuck is this person? Come to find out this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody ate. Sorry. Come to find out everybody.

[Monet X Change]

Hey. This person was being held up like with the customs people, the customs police, because they brought, they were bringing too many, too much poppers into South Korea. How much poppers are you traveling with that they are detaining you at customs? And they did not let it, they did not let him in the country. They sent him back to where? To, to, to the last, to the last city we're coming from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he didn't get to work.

[Monet X Change]

No. That's why, like how much papas do you need again? I'm not a pauper user, so I don't know how much you. But I be seeing motherfuckers with vials that go on that last them for. For weeks, years, months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a vial is supposed to last you more than a week, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So like I get. We were on tour for a month, so maybe he brought one a week. But they detained him and rejected him and trained to the country because he had too much poppers on him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe his hole was just too tight. And then people do poppers recreationally too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, I've seen the straights do to Michael poppers. Like I've been at. I feel like my last few years in New York City, going out after Drag Race, I've. I was witnessing a lot of straight people at industry, specifically on the dance floor just sniffing poppers. You know what, you know, you know when, when the straight girls come in from the, from the fucking bridge and tunnel crowd.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Woo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I never saw the new poppers, but I don't doubt it. I, I have heard, I have heard tale of straight people doing poppers. My old roommate told me that, that, that when she was in high school, her and her friends used to do poppers. And then my roommate Michelle, I never

[Monet X Change]

met, I, I have met her since, but I didn't know her when she lived with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Yeah, yeah, she's. She's hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

And then speaking of hot dancers, I, Vincent, Michael, AKA Disco Daddy is such a hot man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he a dancer anymore?

[Monet X Change]

No, he doesn't dance. His full business is Disco Daddying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did see him perform on Violet's

[Monet X Change]

tour a lot more. Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So good. So talented. He's also like an acrobat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he didn't really vibe with the other dancers, though. He was on a different time than they were on.

[Monet X Change]

Well, because that's. Cause the other dancers were on. I mean, David is literally a fucking. He's literally the Tasmanian Devil.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love you.

[Monet X Change]

And then he's like a crazy. Imagine hanging out with David every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what y' all don't know is this. I'm not saying all dancers. I'm not saying all dancers. I'm not saying all productions. But on a tour, dancers are getting their life. So what you have is this group of, like, however many, depending on how big the tour is. I've worked with as few as two, and I've worked with as many as, like, 20 to 30.

[Monet X Change]

All right, we get it. You work with Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dancers are so. They're so. They're so conventionally attractive. They are so physically fit. They are so gorgeous. They are so. They're also really, really, really into fashion, like, as a group. They're really, really into fashion. And like. And so they're all. They're all fucking each other. They're all. Not all, but they're like. There's, like, fucking going on within, and then there's also, like, competition going on.

[Monet X Change]

Not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a work.

[Monet X Change]

The world. You Would you say, oh, my God, I'mma egg coming back up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet, there was. Do you remember the. The, the.

[Jacob]

The.

[Ad Voice]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The one that fell and then.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then that one didn't love that one back, but that one still wanted to fuck that one. But they want to be in love. You remember that? Yeah, I remember. I remember.

[Monet X Change]

Took old peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember. I remember. And then they started fucking other people who are not dancers. And. And they're. They're. They're. They're always late to the bus. They're. It's. Their dancers can be absolute madness. Absolute mad.

[Monet X Change]

But that'd be. Oh, my God. There was also the last one before. I know. We had to take a break. Well, let's take a break. I have to think about this one. Take a break. We'll come back.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

And then at one point, this. You never met this dance on Work the World. This was after your time. My first year on Work the World. And this mother. He was fucking so many people, Bob, the cdc, was he hot? He. Oh, my God, what's his name? He was hot. Yeah. But the CDC had contacted me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His profile on Instagram.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I don't even know if I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

enter for disease control.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Contacted Detour because he tested positive for an STD in the city and they traced it back to him. And he was spreading basically the cities we were going through through the US they noticed a link between the cities you were going through and the rise in cases in that std. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, work the world is spreading gonorrhea across the country.

[Monet X Change]

It was. I think it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I don't know what it was, but I was.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. That is crazy? I mean, honestly, it does. It sounds like. It sounds like a case of syphilis because syphilis can get untreated. Syphilis can literally make you crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I think I. I think it was that, but, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that is wild. That is wild. Can you tell us a story about the time you were. You were. You were on Fire island and that one really, really hot guy that used to hang out with Patrick, he's. They were just friends, but he was like. He had like a really hot body. And then y' all were at the underwear party and he was like, girl, I got gonorrhea, but I don't care. I'm. Anyway, that Story always tickles me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember his name or anything. I just remember he had a really hot body and he was like.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that mean you pretty much have told the story I want, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to tell you. But you kept being like, what I had. I had to tell the whole story for you to fucking remember the story.

[Monet X Change]

That was crazy. Yeah. She was up in the underwear party at the Daniel Nadichi underwear party in Fire island, fully knowing that they are. They had gonorrhea. They're like, whatever. I'm. We out here. He was living his best life, just Freddie Goddard and, you know, if y' all don't. For other straighties or people who have experienced a back room situation, it is at this party, it was a. There's a curtain off area with upwards of maybe like 50 guys back there. Everyone is sucking, fucking. It's. It's. You know, people are having sex and it's like, someone will be in this hole for two minutes, then go over to the next one, then the next one and the next one, and they all. So it is just that the whole time. So who knows the amount of people who this person was letting enter them and then they entered other people and that's how shit be going around.

[Jacob]

Which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if I had to be tested, have you ever had to be treated for an sti?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which, Which. Which treatment? The shot in the butt I had.

[Monet X Change]

I had to do doxia. And the shot in the butt, the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

shot in the butt is brutal because it's thick. It's like. I'm saying they're injecting you with the gogurt, the grab and go. Yogurt. It is, girl. Yogurt. They're putting. They're putting. They're putting faji. What is that?

[Jacob]

Faji.

[Monet X Change]

Faee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're putting foggy. I call it faggy. They're shooting faggy.

[Monet X Change]

Put some Aquaphor on you. On your crusty ass lips. Yeah. Now your turn, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way I am constantly juicing these puppies. I mean, so, I mean, the dancers are obviously very fit. They all work out together in the. They. They do their little.

[Monet X Change]

You ate that, you ate that, you ate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do the little push ups before the show. You ever seen them doing the little push ups before the show?

[Monet X Change]

I know, and I asked my trainer about that. He was like, yeah, you can get a little swole, but that doesn't really. Unless you sitting there doing 100 pushups, that's not gonna do nothing for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, do you. Do you like to get a pump?

[Monet X Change]

No, not before drag. So I'm working with a new trainer now. So, as y' all know, Bob and I, we are on our fitness journeys. Bob, famously, I allowed him to take my boyfriend on tour with him for two tours, which I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You a favorite.

[Monet X Change]

But I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, yo.

[Monet X Change]

Bob said, honey, honey, I'm bringing. I'm, I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I'm hiring a trainer for my tour. I said, ooh, rich, honey, luxury.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, it was. It was a tour expense. What. What it boiled down to was I could either bring. I had an extra bed and it came in. So I could either travel with a photographer or I could travel with someone else. And I was like, oh, I actually kind of want a photographer. It started as me being like, I need a photographer on tour so I can get great pictures. But then I was like, I'll fucking learn to use this motherfucking phone or some shit. Because I. The thing is, when you're on tour. When you're on tour, it is really easy to become quite sedentary. Quite easy. You're literally not walking as much. You're not moving around. You're either in your hotel room, you're on this bus. When you're on the bus, you can't walk around. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Y' all know Bob loves to walking lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love to walk in a parking lot. Not a lot of parking lots in la. Like, I like, though, have the. The parking lot size that I need in LA to go for walks. I have to go out to. I have to go out to, like, come to the Valley to. To fucking walk in a nice parking lot, which I don't do because I'm not driving. I heard it. I live in Hollywood. There's, like, no giant parking lots in Hollywood. I need a gigantic parking lot. Why are you laughing at me?

[Monet X Change]

You're just such. You just such an odd person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm odd, okay.

[Monet X Change]

And it's so hard. That is so hard. Even through the this and these people who have been listening to you for what, seven years now, I don't think anyone truly understands how. How odd of a person you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not that odd. Yeah. You're like, I'm one of these motherfucking Crystal Method, Utica fucking Nina Bonina types.

[Monet X Change]

You are Utica without the. Yo, you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want a Utica outfit. You think she made me something?

[Monet X Change]

Of course she made stuff, Alexi, for this season. I think she would. I met Utica. She's very Charming in person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does she? Is she mad at us for doing the Hehe Hoo ha.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she wasn't at me. Me and her Utica were great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You the one who said, I've never, I've never parted with Negroes before. That was you.

[Monet X Change]

What I say we were doing the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Utica impersonation and you would, ha, I've never partied with Negroes before.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it was. I don't know why you said it,

[Monet X Change]

but you said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were doing an impersonation of Utica and the impersonation that she's so white that she's never hung out with black people. And you're like, I've never partied with Negroes.

[Jacob]

There was also. There was like, also like a Vogue challenge or they were talking about the ball scene and it was. She was also talking about how she didn't know a lot about that. Specifically. I forget the full context.

[Monet X Change]

I have to say, y' all people, y', all, y' all people with good memories. Is crazy how y' all be like recanting, recreating what we have for breakfast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My brain, I able to just remember what we did like two hours ago.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so we are both on our little fitness journeys and wait, you asked me a question and we got, we got completely tangible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would talk about what so going on tour. You, You. So I, I. When I was on the, working on the Madonna tour, I was in Brooklyn and I would be sitting for like. So if you came to see the show. I was in like seven parts of the show, but I was usually like by my. A few of them, Several of them. I was on stage by myself or it was just me and Madonna. So I didn't, I was not in like, I wasn't in too many big dance number. I was in like three. I was in two big dance numbers. No, three big dance numbers. My other four appearances were either were by myself. And I was also like writing my script for the show. I was helping write Madonna's script for the show, coming up with ideas. I was just sitting down. So that's when I got into what Monet. Another thing Monet thinks I'm weird for, which is perfectly normal, by the way. I got a walking pad and a standing desk. Why is that so funny to you?

[Monet X Change]

Because y', all, we would be, we would be in serious meetings about something Bob and I have to do to together. Like I said the whole time, he's like, yeah, because, you know, I just feel like, you know, because if we're really going to do this protest, we really like it just look so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not crazy. So I was. So I got a walking pad, which I still have. I actually shipped the walking pad from New York to la. And I think it would have been cheaper to just buy a new walking pad and sell that one if I want. Like it was. I spent way too much money shipping that walking pad back here. But I got. And I have my. I have my standing desk right next to me actually. So I would walk on this thing. And at the time I was really into my watch. I was really into the Samsung Fit watch or whatever the fuck it was.

[Monet X Change]

Closing the rings, everybody. Closing the rings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I closed the rings.

[Jacob]

Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, let me tell you right now, when I tell you that I, me and Madonna's like right hand man, basically at the time, his name was Dee Dee. And then her new right hand man also, they would get in steps every single day. We'd be like, let's see who's got the most steps. And I was usually doing roughly on a average day, about 20 to 25,000 steps a day. On a crazy day. I think my record for one day steps during that time was about 65,000 steps a day.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how much. Let me see how much that equates to in miles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was on this treadmill walking, like while the dancers were rehearsing the same number over and over and over again. I would be editing, making calls, writing, and just on this desk for like 8 to 10 hours, just walking at my desk.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Steps to miles. Calculator. 65,000 miles, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Steps.

[Monet X Change]

Can you guess?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably eight miles.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, how to. You're six, you're six. I gotta put in your height and shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm six' two. A dainty six' two.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that. Six, two. I don't know. Okay, 65,000 miles is. Sorry, how. Wait, how much. How much did you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

65,000 steps.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. How many miles do you think that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eight miles,

[Monet X Change]

girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

You're not even close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

That's. That's 30 miles. 65000, right? Yeah, that's 65,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that was when I was. That was when I. And that, you know.

[Monet X Change]

And you know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you know why I did that many steps, right? If you had to guess why I did that many steps, what would you think it was?

[Monet X Change]

Cause you were rehearsing your numbers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D came over to me and was like, you will never.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, bet. So I was walking. I mean, I would walk nonstop. I would not sit down when we were on break. I would walk around the parking lot when we were. When I was in my office, I would walk on my treadmill. During rehearsal, if I was not on stage, I would literally walk around the entire monat. The entire arena. Like, literally around inside the arena. If I had to be inside, I would stand on the ring. You know how the arenas go up and there's like a flat line, a flat area. Walk around that. When I wasn't, I would walk around the building I used to walk to. I would walk everywhere. I mean, just walk. I walked all over Long island, baby. I walked all over Nassau county or Nassau or whatever that fucking arena that town is. I was in. I walked all over 30 miles.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was in these streets walking, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm not a big walker. I, I, I, I, I, I. When I'm gonna run or. Which I've actually, I've since stopped running because I've heard just how bad it is for your knees, obviously. Which, obviously, I know it's. But anyway, so now I've converted to doing the stairmastle. I love a Stairmaster. No, it's not, it's not. It's not the same as running and like on your knees like that, that's like giving pressure on your knee joints. So, yeah, I'm not a big. I mean, I think walking. Walking is probably. Is probably fine, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is the elliptical effective?

[Monet X Change]

I fucking hate the elliptical. When I tell you a shit piece of gym machinery. It's shit. Ms. Elliptical. I know you thought you ate and you did your big workout one when you made the fucking elliptical, but that shit, you'll be on that motherfucker doing the same amount of energy that you do on like a, A treadmill or a thing, and you burn like a third of the calories. It's a. It' waste of time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you're doing it wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not doing it wrong. I'm doing it like 17 resistance and I'm going with the hand of the thing. And it just be like, girl, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, ellipticals are people who need low impact. People who have bad knees will get on the elliptical. I will get on the treadmill and walk. I won't. You and I will. You know what? I do not run when I go to Orange Steer, which I haven't been to Orange Theory in a very long time. I do the power walk.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Segment while everyone else is doing the run. Jacob. Jacob be running. Jacob be out there in these streets sprinting. Honey, little Jacob, little legs be kicking. Kicking up dust.

[Monet X Change]

I hate. I hate the. What's the thing? The pulley thing. What's that called? The roll machine. I hate a roll machine. I hate. And I know it's a good workout. I hate. I just don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let me be clear. You hate the elliptical because it's not a good workout, and you hate the row machine because it's a really good workout.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you know me. I'm right. I like to be right in the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? You like a sweet spot. Verse Queen Sweet spot.

[Monet X Change]

And that's the StairMaster for me. I love a StairMaster. I was doing this thing for a while where I would get on TikTok live and work out, and I was getting a lot of traction on it, but it just. But people get so sexual because the angle put the camera would be like, here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's kind of like looking right in your anus.

[Monet X Change]

Like. No, like, looking up on me like this, and I'm like, running. You know what I mean? I'm doing my thing. And then people would be like, monet. I didn't know we would meet like this. Monet. And so I was like, I'm gonna get banned because other people are being inappropriate about my life. So I stopped doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, maybe if you stop posting pictures of your anus on Instagram, you won't get videos.

[Monet X Change]

I don't post pictures of my anus on TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't talk about Instagram.

[Monet X Change]

Anytime I post something a little sexy, I get. I get. I get in trouble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that in terms of. So in terms of my fitness journey, I had lost a lot of weight from doing all the walking, and then our tour was almost canceled because Madonna got sick, and we were out of. We were out of work for, like, a month. And I was gonna work. I mean, I don't know about these other hoes, but I had work. I went to the cruise. But during that time, I had just. I had reset because I am better at working out when I'm not home. When I'm on the road, I am way better because I. I have nothing. I have nothing to do. I can't. I can only work for my laptop or from my phone, and I can do that on the treadmill. And if I'm at the hotel, I'm like, I might as well just go downstairs and do 30 minutes to an hour at the gym and then go back upstairs and hang out because y' all know me. I don't go out. I don't. I don't. I don't go to restaurants. I don't do stuff. Occasionally I will go to one of the bars if I feel like it might be a. A cut up in a kiki. I'll go to the bar at night time. Especially if there's a quiz night. Especially if there's a karaoke night. Quiz night is my new karaoke. I used to be the karaoke girl down, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trivia night is my new girl. I'm upset. I'm going to Trivia tonight.

[Monet X Change]

Actually, you know I have a karaoke.

[Jacob]

Where are you going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To Trivia, my friend. K. Well, you have a karaoke machine. This is what? You haven't invited me over yet?

[Jacob]

How are you doing?

[Monet X Change]

We're doing high class.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can't have two conversations at once. Which one are you going to do? The karaoke machine or Jacob and the trivia?

[Monet X Change]

My karaoke machine is very important. We had to have karaoke night in my house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love to come over and sing karaoke. I want to do. I want to switch up. I've been doing the same karaoke songs for so long.

[Monet X Change]

What do you do? Sorry, why don't we talk about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been doing Dev Went down to Georgia and Baby Got Back for. It's like those have been my go tos for really, really long. I've recently started incorporating. They not like us, actually. Who was it? Me. And what comedian was with me in Canada when we went to Jimbo's family and we did karaoke with it with Jimbo's like, clown family. What comedian was with me? Solomon Giorgio. It was Solomon Giorgio and I. Did they not like us around all these white Canadians? It was.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know all the words?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, every single.

[Monet X Change]

I know every single word. I put the words on the screen too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know every word to. Then I like every single word.

[Monet X Change]

Got it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. What song do you know every word to? And don't say Beyonce's Queen's edit of

[Monet X Change]

Break My Soul Songs I've sang like Lost in the Stars. Let's take a break and I don't know. Let me think about what I fucking know.

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[Monet X Change]

Okay. I think songs I sing like my songs. And all the words, too. I know. And I'm telling you, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, pause, pause, pause. We need to have a conversation because you did someone dirty.

[Monet X Change]

I did someone dirty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did someone dirty.

[Monet X Change]

What did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On stage?

[Monet X Change]

What did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did Darvo.

[Monet X Change]

What's Darvo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep forgetting what it stands for. Hold on. But you did it. You did it, Darvo, which is Deny, Attack, Reverse victim, offender, to whom you darvoed, a fan of yours while you were on stage singing Mighty Real. You didn't know the words to Mighty Real, so instead, what you did was pointed at a innocent person in the audience and said, you ain't no diva. You pointed at me. You said, you don't know the words of this song. You ain't black. You didn't know the words of this. I have the video saved. You did not. And I remember thinking to myself, oh, my God, she doesn't know the word. You started off wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I lost my way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you pointed at someone like, you don't know the words, but, bitch, it was you. You're the one you want. It's you.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, is that really an acronym for something? Darvo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Darvo, Deny attack, Reverse victim, offender.

[Monet X Change]

But it's not for that. It's like a real thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that is actually a version of Darvo. I mean, Darvo is quite intense, but that is a light version of Darvo. So basically, you deny that you did not know the words, you attack someone else, and you make it seem like they're the ones who doesn't know the words. But usually that person would have to accuse you for Darvo. I'm being obviously a little silly, but you act like I know the words. Honey, it's actually you who doesn't know the word. And, Nick, I was sitting here, like, now, why am I in it?

[Monet X Change]

It was me. It fully was me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is so shady.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, do you know the words now? Why do you do this song? Why do you choose? You chose this song. It wasn't music. It wasn't karaoke, roulette. You chose the song from the beginning. It doesn't start with, you made Me feel my real Just have it.

[Monet X Change]

The first word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When?

[Monet X Change]

When we dance all night, Anna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. When you're out there dancing all night

[Monet X Change]

and I feel like I need some more and I know my love Feel

[Bob the Drag Queen]

your body next to mine Next to

[Monet X Change]

mine and I know my love it's about that time make me feel my

[Bob the Drag Queen]

real the way you had to fight to the first. It's a half verse. I was so. I was so mad for that, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. I didn't see this content.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That person Monet pointed to. We are inviting you on the podcast. Monet will apologize to you on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you find this content? Why do you find shit like this, Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every video where you mess up anything, I'm tagged in immediately. Any video where you have misspoken slipped, a little bit of slob came out. Did your elbow slip? And you do this. I get relentlessly tagged in them.

[Monet X Change]

How do you see this? You. You're the worst. You're the worst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That pissed me off. I was so mad at you. I felt very upset for your victim that day.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so I've been on my fitness journey. I would say, like, for real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For real.

[Monet X Change]

For the past, like, two and a half, three years. Ever since I started, I mean, I've been like, yeah, yeah. Like, I would, like, sit down. Moved to la. Honestly, people are right. LA really be getting you to try to. I mean, I've always worked out, right? But since I moved to LA and I was down to my 30s. Cause I kept on seeing all these things. This woman did this article in allure and saying that when she turned 35, when she started really taking care of her body, and now she's like 75 or something. Like, it'll, like, her doctor said it, like, transformed her, whatever. So I was like, you know what? Coming to my mid-30s, I really need to get my shit together and, like, stay really healthy so that I can have a long, prosperous life and not be 65 and crumpled over. And again, that. Not to say that working out will prevent me from that, but it's a way to keep your body moving and to just keep your body healthy. So I think since then. And then I got on Manjaro a year into living here, and then when I got on Manjaro, I was like, okay, if I'm gonna take the Manjaro, I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like the name Manjaro.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds stupid.

[Monet X Change]

What? Ozemping sounds weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like a movie that Brendan Fraser would have been in the 90s.

[Monet X Change]

No, it sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like Jumanji. Yeah, yeah. It also sounds like that Mounjaro. It sounds stupid. I don't like it. I just hate it. It gives me the ick.

[Monet X Change]

And then when. And I really got cause. Cause the Mateo Molassian living in New York introduced me to. No believe that. Cause they already got me once. Got me on that. And I still use that. But now I have a trainer. I've had a trainer for the past. Since January.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to give an anti. I tried that at and it's. It's garbage for me. Garbage.

[Monet X Change]

I love it. I still use it today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And then I have. I've had a trainer since January. And y'. All. Cause I was like. I told her my goals that I want. And these motherfuckers who be out here, they be eating. Like the way this nigga has me eating is too much. I had to have fucking three eggs in the morning and fucking covered in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

tajin

[Monet X Change]

with a whole thing of Greek yogurt. Then have that, wait a little bit, then have a banana, then go to the workout and then come for a workout. Have a 40 milligram, 40 gram protein protein juice, then have a lunch, then have another protein juice after lunch, then have a snack and then have dinner and have one more protein thing before. It's just too much beverage and too much food. It's too much. Don't you feel like that you have to eat and drink so much protein?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a lot. It's more. And I would eat like two giant meals as opposed to 19 tiny meals. That's what my body wants to naturally do or my mind wants to naturally do. I don't want to eat all day. I just want to have two massive meals at some point in the day. And I want to eat a bunch of potato chips throughout and drink an ungodly amount of zero sugar. Mountain Dew from Taco Bell. That's what speaks to me personally. And I've gone through several fitness things in my life. I mean, my first fitness thing, I would say, was when I first moved to New York City. I was doing P90X. When I was on P90X, I was in really amazing shape. I mean, probably the best shape of my life. I was 22 years old. I was doing P90X. I would. Then after I did P90X, I would jog a mile and a half to the gym. I kind of had a problem here. I would jog a mile and a half to the gym. I would do 30 minutes of cardio at the gym. I'd do 30 minutes of weightlifting, and then I would do 30 minutes of cardio again at the gym. Then I would jog a mile and a half back.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was my. That was my four times a week routine. I mean, back when Monet used to be like, you are so skinny. But I was like, there's. There's. I can't remember what it was. There was this one guy who was, like. Whose body was, like, ripped to shreds or something on. In my life. No, on Tick Tock or Instagram or something. And someone else said, my. I would have to kill myself to look like that. And he was like, I do kill myself to look like this.

[Monet X Change]

I know. They really do. But also, people who look like that, y', all, it is part of their whole. It's like, I. I will never forget. But not just one time. Many times. Us. Because y' all see Mateo, like, Mateo Lane's body is ridiculous. Mateo is amazing. Mateo is ripped to shreds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When they caught him skin. One time, he started crying.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time. So Mateo used to be really, really skinny. Like, really, really, really skinny. Like, whatever is before Twinkie. More than that.

[Monet X Change]

Like Nick Smith.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When he was, like, 20 something. Maybe like a teenager. And during the lockdown, all the gyms closed in New York City and Matteo. And we finally got together after we had all quarantined for the amount of time we all got together at my place in New York City. And Monae was there before Matteo was or versus one of the women.

[Monet X Change]

Mateo was there before me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what it was. We were all hanging out, and Mateo was very self conscious about getting skinny again because he's quite buff. And then Monet walked in, and before she said hey to anyone, she beelined it from Mateo and was like, you are so skinny. When it was, like, wasting away, like, landed on thick, she was like, you're a twig of a person.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, it was not all that. Y', all. Y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Am I looking at Groot or am I looking at Mateo? You look like you're made of bark. My God, you look like Gumby. You're made of strings. And then Mateo started crying.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember the tears, but I'm not saying they did not cry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, do you remember the tears? Jacob?

[Jacob]

I'm gonna be fully honest. I also don't remember the tears. I just remember he got really self conscious about it.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you Jacob, he cried. And thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you say he didn't cry, Jake? Because I don't remember the tears.

[Monet X Change]

We can ask Mateo right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call him

[Jacob]

also. One of the things that I. One of the things about Mateo that's wild is he doesn't have to do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

cardio because he's so skinny. He's naturally skinny. He's not skinny.

[Jacob]

Cardio. And he's like, oh, no, I just don't do cardio. And I was like, this is crazy, Mateo. People do any cardio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just wild. People who are naturally skinny tend to.

[Jacob]

I could never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to be naturally skinny. I. Y' all 30 got me in a chokehold. And I am just no longer a naturally skinny person. Monet knew when I used to be naturally skinny. Actually, I didn't know if I was also working out like, an absurd amount back then. And I was also low key. Had an eating disorder. By low key, I mean literally. So I. I don't even know if I was naturally. But when I was in seventh grade, I was. I used to. I want folks who used to be a very naturally skinny person. And then I just ended up just not being naturally skinny anymore. I am just now built like somebody's uncle. I am truly built. I mean, I am several people's uncle, but I am built like. I look like someone's uncle. I am built like someone's uncle. I am not. I'm just not an active skinny person.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, I think for my trainer's like that, too. I was like, Cause we do our workouts. Are we gonna do cardio? He's like, like, no, we.

[Ad Voice]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't do.

[Monet X Change]

I don't cardio. So he. Like, he did. So I always do cardio athl workouts, but he does not do any cardio. I'm like, how. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I guess he doesn't do cardio.

[Monet X Change]

That's. Well, he. But he does, like, CrossFit is kind of cardio, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But he doesn't do, like. He doesn't do, like, treadmill stuff. He, like, tries to avoid the cardio because he doesn't want to get. He doesn't want to get too skinny. I got a NAT skinny up in his office right now.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Miss.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

Taytan Slay Torino.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We're talking about people who are naturally skinny. He said, it's me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm the problem. It's me. Do you. Do you prefer strength training or cardio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really like working out, but what I do like about strength training is if I'm working out with someone who I enjoy working out with, we can, like, talk. I can. I'm not talking to you while I do cardio. Jacob be trying to have a little. When we do Orange Theory, Jacob used to be trying to have a little chats. I'm like, I am dying. Jacob Be like having a look. I'm like, what are you on right now? I'm not saying anything to you. I'm trying to stay alive right now. I'm fighting for my life.

[Monet X Change]

I hate working out with, like, if I'm going to the regular gym, I hate working out with people now. I do like going to a group like Naomi and I do Barry's together sometimes. I've been Barry's with Andy, with Courtney. When Courtney comes in town, we always do a little Barry's class together. But that. But going to like the regular gym with somebody, I fucking hate that. I just wanna put my headphones on and just not talk to anyone. I hate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I prefer it, actually. There've only been three people that I've actually liked working out with.

[Monet X Change]

You famously said you hate working out with people and now you like working out with people. Which one is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, things change. People change one day. So can you famously shut the fuck up for once? Can you be famous for shutting up? Make that. Make that what you're known for.

[Monet X Change]

It's going with your fucking stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Matt Griffin, who I used to work with, out with right after I filmed Drag Race. Ridge Davis, who was my first trainer here in la, and Andy. I like working out with Andy.

[Monet X Change]

You like working out with Andy? Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I don't know. It's just fun. I. We. We have. We just joke around together. We have. We have a similar gym flow. I mean, I've also patterned my gym flow off of him because he. He's teaching me how to work out at the gym. So we have a. So much gym flow because we also have. We also have similar goals. Not the same goals, but similar goals in the gym and with Matt. Matt and I were both club kids, so we love talking about nightlife. And I don't think I know Matt Griffin at all.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see this person. I feel like I've always heard you mention him. I cannot tell you.

[Jacob]

So, Matt, have you ever worked out together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Jacob]

Have you ever worked out together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, me and I have never worked out together. No.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God, you should.

[Monet X Change]

I'm down. Well, y', all, I said that when we're Both in town. Let's do anything. You can do this. Bob doesn't want to do them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. We can go do the gun range. We can go do it. I'm not. I'm not stopping them from. I'm just not planning them. You're also not planning them. You're just the one saying out loud. And I say, yeah, let's do it. You're. You're taking no steps toward planning them. Monet's idea of me is like Monet says, then I organize the whole thing. Okay, that's not true, because I have organized every other. I want y'.

[Ad Voice]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every single. Everything you can do, I have planned. That's every one of them.

[Monet X Change]

You are forgetting the ones we did in New York. We sat down. We planned together. You and I were at your house

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when it came to getting. I'm the one who bought the paint. I'm the one who bought the canvases. I'm the one who bought noodles. I'm the one who bought the sewing machines.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you see, I brought my sewing machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You brought yours.

[Monet X Change]

You did not bring both. We had. We each had our own sewing machine. So you did not bring both sewing machines.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only one thing you've done, please. One thing you've done, please.

[Monet X Change]

So clock that are you and your revisionist history. Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So clock that, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I was looking for Matt Griffin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Matt Griffin is. Is a. Is a mask maker. He's actually made stuff for, like, Lady Gaga and a couple other, like, big names. But he and I would just. We would have. We would have just fun. I don't know. It was fun chat. We were friends before we ever started working out. And then I told him that I wanted to start working out. And then he was like, come work out with me. He let me work out with him at David Barton. RIP David Barton. Which doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, I mean, he exists. The gym doesn't exist anymore. And then with Ridge. Ridge and I have pretty much a strictly professional relationship. We don't. We don't. We've never hung out outside of the gym, but we. We're both from Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just. I think he's just so funny. I'm very interested in impressing Ridge. Impressing Ridge is really important to me. I don't know. It's just something about the way that he trains me. I want to impress him. It is very important that Ridge is proud of me at the gym. Like, I want Rich to think that I'm doing a good job. Ridge is the Hardest trainer I have ever worked with. Ridge will destroy you and you will. When I used to work out with Ridge, I would literally be sitting in the car so weak I couldn't drive.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob worked out with Ridge once.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talk about your experience with Ridge, Jacob.

[Ad Voice]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Well, he was really intense. But the thing is, at that point in time, I was more in shape than Bob. So he would be on Bob Moore. And so he'd be. He'd be like, all right, we're gonna do a hundred push ups. And then Bob would be like, oh, my God, this is crazy. And then he'd be like, go over to Bob and be like, all right, 1, 2, 3. And then I would just stop doing push ups. And it was great. And then he would look at me and I'd be like, oh, it's so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jake could be like, yeah, I just did 20. You can't even tell. But yeah, Ridge is hands down the hardest trainer I've ever, ever had to work with. And I mean, I was.

[Jacob]

It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. I remember being like, I can't live like this.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds fierce. Well, let me tell you what. Okay, These are my goals. Let's go back to Ridge with my trainer. Now my goals are I'm trying to build titty, I'm trying to build titties. But we're not doing shoulder exercises that are gonna accentuate my arm. Cause I also don't wanna start looking like, you know, a big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

No. Well, Kameron Michaels and I, we're gonna do a fitness challenge. Cause I went. When we were at the Wiz. The Wizzo. The Lizzo concert, I posted a Good as hell. That's a song me and him listening to. I was at rematch. So then she was like, you know, Monet, I'll let you have that. But what you can't eat me at is in the gym. I bet you I could. Blah, blah, blah. So I was like, challenge accepted. So I'm gonna go to Cameron Michael's gym in Las Vegas and we're gonna do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does she mean you have? Didn't she win that lip sync?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean. But I said a rematch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I guess she's like, you have the.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't get the joke. But I never get Cameron Michael's joke.

[Monet X Change]

Camera. Michaels are gonna do a fitness test. And I think that I can. I think I'll. I think I'll Cameron Michaels up in the fitness test.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be honest, and what capacity you think you're stronger than Cameron Michaels?

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm stronger than Cameron Michaels for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think you can run faster than Cameron Michaels? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

We're doing running. I think we're doing like, like muscle. What's not muscle training? What's the word I'm looking for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Strength training.

[Monet X Change]

Strength training.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if you're into a fitness test, are you doing a strength test or a fitness test?

[Monet X Change]

You should have an eye out, all the details.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, in my humble opinion, you should be working on. You should hit three corners. Cardio endurance, strength training and flexibility and stretching ability.

[Monet X Change]

Who's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's stretching? Stretching is part of. Is a big part of actual health.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she can't do a sick. Can't you do a split?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she does the middle split. She does the middle legs spread split. Don't try to stack the car so you'll win.

[Monet X Change]

She can have that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think what you all should do, what you guys should do is you should. You should do more than one area of fitness.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're not. Don't we ask you to come in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and so you're trying to stack the cards so you'll win is what you're trying to do.

[Monet X Change]

I'm stacking the cards. We are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You only want to do the one thing you're confident in, which is very Monet. Continue.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, obviously I'm trying to build out my titties, but we all. But we don't want to build round on my shoulders. So we're being very careful about. About traps and shoulders. Still toning it, but not doing like bulking on here. I want to work on my midsection so I can have a little more ab definition. And I want a bigger, higher booty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you and I do that painting challenge?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, when you paint the other one and then you reveal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so down. What you doing today? Wait, my God. So tonight you're doing to trivia. What time is trivia? Maybe I can join you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jake was asking about trivia.

[Jacob]

Are you doing it at or bar or high tops?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sure I can ask K right now. K is a friend of mine who I found out also loves trivia. So we. Okay, wait. Tuesday, I have trivia, which you're welcome to come to. Okay. Where is trivia tonight? I. They don't always answer.

[Jacob]

It's either going to be or bar or high tops. It's probably going to be high tops.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't always answer right away because they work like 18 jobs, so I probably will have to text you all the answer later, but, yeah, me. And that's. That's my plan tonight is to go to trivia with my friend and I would love. Oh, my God. Monday. Do you like trivia now?

[Monet X Change]

I don't dislike trivia. I just. I just don't go to trivia nights. But I'm just. I'm just going to hang out with you. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My little angel. You want to hang out with me?

[Monet X Change]

If you keep. No. If you keep on doing like that, I'm gonna say no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. I mean, Jacob, you want to come to Trivia too?

[Jacob]

Yeah, Mikey and I do trivia at or a lot of nights, but Jacob,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

his other partner, without me. That's crazy. Didn't even tell me. That's crazy.

[Jacob]

We. We invited you. We took in you. It's the one where Omar works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Jacob, you're acting like I haven't taken you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know Omar works at you with your mom? Dr. Umar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, not Dr. Umar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Jacob knows.

[Monet X Change]

Dr. Umar is.

[Jacob]

I know who Dr. Umar is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I Know who Dr. Umar is. I. I'll have you know I know exactly who Dr. Umar is.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so, yeah. What are your fitness goals, Roberta? Do you think I should get around her higher booty? Do you want that for me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I hope that you mean you want me to have my booty round or higher or talking about your booty. Oh, I love that fitness goal for you. Whatever goals you have set for yourself, I think they're great. If your goal is to have a flat ass. If your goal is to have a fat ass. If your goal is to have a wide ass. I support anything you want to do to your body.

[Monet X Change]

There's no way. I do. I would love to build out my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you ask me what my fitness goals were and then switch it back to making the body? I don't know. That was really impressive. How did you do that?

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead. Tell me about your fucking goals, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only have one fitness goal. I've only ever had one fitness goal. Not only, but for the past, like five years. I tweeted it out and one day I'm gonna get to quote, tweet this tweet.

[Monet X Change]

Wear a tank top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel sexy in a tank top. That is my. I'm like in a crop top. Feel sexy in a crop top. That is my only fitness goal. My only fitness goal is to feel sexy in a crop top. Now again, I can do the mental work it takes to get there. I can do the physical work. It takes to get there. I could do both and meet in the middle. That's what I'm currently working on at work.

[Monet X Change]

I love that for you.

[Jacob]

Tell me about the mental work you're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go to therapy once a week and talk to my lovely, lovely therapist. Shout out devonte. I don't know if I'm allowed. Well, yeah, whatever. He told me I could say his name. Did he? We'll see. Well, I just said his first name, shout out to devonte, my therapist. And I am, you know, learning to accept myself. I take pictures of myself. I take progress pictures. And I, you know, sometimes if I feel like, particularly beautiful, I will post a picture of myself feeling beautiful in my close friends. And anyone who doesn't respond to it, I remove them from my close friends,

[Monet X Change]

which is so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you been kicked out yet?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I haven't seen it recently, so maybe

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have because you didn't comment on a picture.

[Monet X Change]

So every time you post one, we gotta kick you out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even a double tap or a heart would be nice. If you don't give me something, you're getting kicked out of my close friends. I think I kick about my close friends because he didn't give me a double tap.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need it to be a echo chamber of, wow, great job. And if you don't give me what I want, you're outta here.

[Monet X Change]

That is so funny. You're so funny.

[Jacob]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Constantly. I kick Madonna out of my close friends.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause she saw my picture and she didn't respond to it. I kicked Doja cat on my close friends too.

[Monet X Change]

Doja cat follows you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she was in my. Yeah, she saw my husband. She didn't respond, so I had to kick her out of there. She had to go. She had to go work, honey. She had to go. No one's safe. Work. It's gonna be down to me and

[Monet X Change]

three people,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and that's it. You're allowed to miss three.

[Monet X Change]

Three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I keep tabs. I have all them all written down.

[Monet X Change]

She's making a list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Schematics. Oh, last night I played witch hunt on my TikTok. It was really fun.

[Monet X Change]

You still invite me? You didn't tell me what's happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's always, like, in the moment. I feel like you're gonna be like, I'm not doing this. Because it was like, literally, like, now. It was like, we're doing it now.

[Monet X Change]

We even know, girl. Do you. Montan's Godoy and Kim, she hit me up just to play Mario Party in the moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, yeah, me and my friend Nick. Have you met my friend Nick Von.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, me and my friend Nick von were on TikTok last night playing it and if you all want to play witch Hunt with me over on the Patreon, I mean we aired on TikTok. We've only done one. I want to get better at it though. It was a little bit chaotic because you have to have a zoom and a Google Meet link and you're also using the TikTok Live Studio. It is low key madness trying to get it all together. But eventually I was able to get it together.

[Jacob]

Are the viewers aware of who the witches are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, the viewers see the witches and I just. And me and the townspeople, we just. I'm just like, just like playing mafia. It's like, just please don't raise your head. Just please don't go to Tik Tok. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

The people who are. I'm watching. Oh, I'm watching a new season of Traders UK already. So good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you rooting for?

[Monet X Change]

The twins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're twin. Sugar and spice are on there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Sugar and Spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they girl, boy, Boy, girl. Two girls, two girls.

[Jacob]

Are they. Is one of them a trader?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, one of them. One of them a trader.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only one?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. We thought Alan was twisted. That lady over there, that lady Claudia.

[Monet X Change]

Claudia is good. You can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Claudia is evil. Claudia is like wicked, honey. Claudia is like it ain't no hehe.

[Shannon Maldonado]

And haha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Allen be cutting jokes. Claudia's like, I'm not joking around with you bitches.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also, here's the thing with traders. What if. Right? Do you think it's a. This is a solid plan. You go into traders, you get selected as a trader. You see, you see the other two and y' all do the first murder as they do as normal. And then the first roundtable. Do you. Would it be. Would it be great to cement yourself as a faithful. If the first roundtable were like, you know, I had nothing to go off of. I have no idea. But you know, Bob, you did. And you're a traitor. Bob, you did say that, you know, when Claudia said that there are traders here, you looked up like she was talking to you. So I'll just. And I know you are a trader because I'm a trader too. And the first round table, I get you back, I get you banished. I think that's a way to solidify you. But the other traders will never trust you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's a horrible. That's what Boston Rob did in there. And it was not his second roundtable. He went. His very second roundtable. He went for me. Or third, I can't remember. I don't think that's a good plan.

[Monet X Change]

But he lasted. He lasted. He lasted a few more episodes after that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like two. Yeah, literally not even a few. A couple episodes. I think it's a really bad plan. Boston Rob had no way of winning after Boston Rob win for me, especially saying, like, I know for sure you're a traitor. Um, he had no way of. Of staying.

[Monet X Change]

That's why during the first night, you're like, you know, I have nothing to go off of. I don't know. You just, like, when Claude just said it, you looked up and it just looked anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that might actually be a pretty good plan is maybe to have a conversation with a traitor and go after each other relentlessly, but you both know you're doing it. So, for example, you have to. But you have to make it look like you two are just always fighting against each other and no one else has to take you seriously. So think Dolores and Tom Sandoval. No one ever thought Dolores was a traitor. No one ever thought Tom Sandoval was a traitor. But these two are relentlessly going after each other. If there's a way to have the two traders go after each other but not actually build good cases and just basically act like you don't like each other, I was thinking to myself, that actually might be a really great way, but you both have to build really bad cases and just be convinced that you are right, even though you actually have nothing to go off of.

[Monet X Change]

Bob the Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob the Queen. So I actually think that might be a good thing. But you have to just like be relentlessly attacking one person over and over again. Kind of like like Dylan going for Gabby. He kept going for Gabby, but no one believed him. Only thing is, Gabby never went. But Gabby never went back for him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I love following back Gabby. She's such a fun person to follow on social media. I'm kind of obsessed with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that could be a great tactic, but I do not think that. Is that what happened on uk? Is that why you did it in a British accent?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no, that's not what happened. But one of the. I mean, do you care about spoilers? I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to watch it.

[Monet X Change]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So shut the fuck up, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, fix your crooked ass hat, nigga. How about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, some people wear it sideways on purpose to be cool, and you're not.

[Monet X Change]

And you're not cool and it's not on purpose. So what's your excuse?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to wear my hats like this.

[Monet X Change]

You remember when I used to wear

[Bob the Drag Queen]

my hats like this?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, and I'm happy you stopped doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to wear them like this, but now that's been tainted for me because of one person in particular.

[Monet X Change]

He who should not be named Dorinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Durandy's always her hats backwards. All right with that. Thank you for coming on my show. I'll see you all. Well, let's wait five seconds. The fans see the episode was 59 minutes and 50 seconds. They might. The Patreon might get.

[Monet X Change]

We have ads that's gonna go in here, so it's already longer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, it was a bit. Bye.

[Monet X Change]

Good morning.