The One About Working Out

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One About Working Out"

Release Date: May 5, 2025

Hosts:

• Bob the Drag Queen
• Monet X Change

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1. Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change dive into their personal fitness journeys, sharing insights, challenges, and humorous anecdotes from their experiences on tour and beyond.

2. Touring with Madonna: Behind the Scenes Drama

The conversation kicks off with stories from their time touring with Madonna. Monet reminisces about the intense environment and the dynamic among the dancers.

Monet X Change [02:14]: "Do you know how much poppas do you need?"

Bob the Drag Queen [02:18]: "You don't know the words of this song. You ain't black."

They discuss the competitive nature of tours, highlighting the camaraderie and occasional tensions among the dance crew.

3. Health Concerns and STIs on Tour

A significant portion of the discussion centers around health issues that arose during their tours. They recount incidents where staff members were implicated in spreading sexually transmitted infections (STIs), emphasizing the importance of safe practices.

Monet X Change [21:28]: "It was like someone was living their best life, just spreading gonorrhea."

Bob the Drag Queen [21:44]: "They were tracing the rise in cases back to our tour stops. It's insane."

These stories serve as cautionary tales about the risks associated with the fast-paced, high-energy life on tour.

4. Fitness Journeys: Personal Routines and Challenges

Bob and Monet delve into their individual approaches to fitness, discussing their workout routines, preferences, and the challenges they've faced.

Bob the Drag Queen [23:46]: "They do the little push-ups before the show. You ever seen them doing the little push-ups before the show?"

Monet X Change [23:53]: "I know, and I asked my trainer about that. He was like, yeah, I can get a little swole..."

They express their disdain for certain gym equipment, particularly ellipticals and rowing machines, sharing humorous frustrations.

Monet X Change [32:19]: "I fucking hate the elliptical. It's a waste of time."

Bob the Drag Queen [32:41]: "Maybe you're doing it wrong."

5. Trainers and Workout Partnerships

The hosts discuss their relationships with personal trainers, highlighting how these partnerships have shaped their fitness routines.

Bob the Drag Queen [29:07]: "When you're on tour, it is really easy to become quite sedentary."

Monet X Change [47:08]: "I have a trainer since January. And y'all..."

They share anecdotes about working with different trainers, showcasing the variety of approaches to fitness they've encountered.

6. Fitness Goals and Progress

Bob and Monet openly discuss their fitness goals, from building muscle to enhancing specific body areas, while also addressing the mental aspects of their journeys.

Monet X Change [60:14]: "I'm trying to build out my titties but we all don't want to build round on my shoulders."

Bob the Drag Queen [63:00]: "I only have one fitness goal. I've only ever had one fitness goal for the past like five years."

They emphasize the importance of setting realistic and personalized goals, balancing physical workouts with mental well-being.

7. Social Media and Online Interactions

The hosts touch upon their experiences with social media, particularly how online interactions and expectations influence their fitness and personal lives.

Bob the Drag Queen [63:22]: "I go to therapy once a week and talk to my lovely therapist."

Monet X Change [63:55]: "If you keep on doing like that, I'm going to say no."

They navigate the challenges of maintaining authenticity in a digital age, balancing public personas with personal growth.

8. Fun Activities: Trivia Nights and Karaoke

Beyond fitness, Bob and Monet share their lighter moments, discussing activities like trivia nights and karaoke, highlighting the importance of relaxation and socialization.

Monet X Change [60:38]: "What you doing today?"

Bob the Drag Queen [65:09]: "And I would love to come over and sing karaoke."

These segments add a playful element to the conversation, showcasing their chemistry and ability to blend humor with heartfelt discussions.

9. Conclusion and Reflections

As the episode wraps up, Bob and Monet reflect on their fitness journeys, the lessons they've learned, and the support systems they've built along the way. Their candid conversations offer listeners a glimpse into the lives of two prominent figures navigating the complexities of health, fame, and personal well-being.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bob the Drag Queen [32:22]: "I feel like my training is better when I'm on the road because I have nothing."

• Monet X Change [43:08]: "It was me. It fully was me."

• Bob the Drag Queen [63:19]: "My only fitness goal is to feel sexy in a crop top."

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Final Thoughts: This episode of Sibling Rivalry seamlessly blends humor with serious discussions about health and fitness. Through personal stories and relatable anecdotes, Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change offer an engaging narrative that resonates with listeners striving for balance in their own lives.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change and this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we discuss drama with the dancers.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Like how much poppas do you need? And we found out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know the words of this song. You ain't black.

[Monet X Change]

Crack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you?

[Monet X Change]

I love this crack at Cracktion. You remember that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Craction and cracktion. You got a new job.

[Monet X Change]

A new job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comment below. Where Monet work at?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, like McDonald's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is why I cannot wear. I cannot wear red and yellow because I always feel like a McDonald's employee.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not wearing McDonald's. Oh my God, I look so crazy. Any jewelry on? I feel like I feel so bare. You. You know you don't wear jewelry out of drag. Really? I wear earrings, but not like necklaces, bracelets or anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wear necklaces in dragon. I don't wear necklaces in drag or out of drag. I don't, I don't really like wearing necklaces.

[Monet X Change]

Slow down, Susanna. Calm down. You got really defensive about the necklace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That wasn't offensive. You say you don't wear necks out of drag. You don't wear necks out of dragons. I don't wear necklaces in drag. There was certainly no offense to what I.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it wasn't defensive. You're right. You know, you're right. It wasn't defensive. Your face looks defensive when you say stuff like that. Cause you go like this. You go like this. I, I, I, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up? I have a shitty face. I always look like I'm angry or bored or sad, but I just don't have a very expressive face. I also have Botox. My Botox kicking back in. Look at that forehead cooking. The girl is up. That's my face. That's my constant. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have. I have moments where I've worn necklaces in and out of drag. I wear necklaces a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Jacob. Yeah, you thought Jacob was coming for. Jacob was here to go with the receipts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you, you will find me wearing necklaces out of drag, too, but I don't normally wear neck, like, whenever I. Also, this is like, there was a period of time where I own these, like, giant. These. I own like, maybe like five or six gigantic, like, bibs, these giant necklaces.

[Monet X Change]

I remember you have like a picture of you out of dress. Oh, no, it's the Nefertiti one that you have it on as well. No, there's a, There's a boy look that you wore. The big crazy thing with the blue jacket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I just don't. I just, I don't know. But whenever it comes down to it, I just don't feel. I don't know. I don't. I just don't like wearing necklaces. I just. I just. I don't like what they look. And it's not, it's not a feel thing. I just don't like the way they look on me, you know?

[Monet X Change]

And I'm not going to say because I generally don't remember. I don't know if you said never, so I'm not gonna say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did say it, though. I want you to say it so we can cook you up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't, I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want you to say it so we can cook you up so Jay can roll it back. So say it.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Jay is really. Sometimes Jay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can go chapped lips and say it.

[Monet X Change]

Did y'all think Jay really like a little pussy ass bitch? Would he be getting on about the drag queen train? I don't understand the word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you're wrong, you're wrong. And when you're right, you're wrong.

[Monet X Change]

Don't be wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now let me take your lips. Now don't lick your lips.

[Monet X Change]

Now let me tell y'all something. Boiled, hard boiled eggs with low sodium Tajin, baby. The way that shit has me in a every morning, three hard boiled eggs and low sodium Tajin. It's so good. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does it have saltium Tajin?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I like low sodium Tajin because it's like literally like you prefer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way it tastes it dared.

[Monet X Change]

I genuinely don't taste the difference. It tastes the exact same. Can I mentally half of the sodium.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't under. Fully understand this, the sodium thing and like what it. I don't understand it like water. I understand the sugar thing. I understand like the sugar thing. I get, by the way, the amount of times I have accidentally purchased reduced sugar ketchup. When I was younger, when I was like in college and I was still grocery shopping.

[Monet X Change]

How do you make that mistake so often?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because the bottles, okay, Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi or Diet Mountain Dew, they all have that white label. They look extremely different. Diet soda looks extremely different than the regular soda.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's like almost like inverted colors. Like the label is like gray and the letters are right. White rares, anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if it's a zero, then the can is black, usually. Or they have some black in there that's not normally in there.

[Monet X Change]

The writing is black. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or sometimes like with, with Pepsi Max, the whole can is black.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Y.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's some black in there. When it comes to zero, it's kind.

[Monet X Change]

Of like there are two blacks in here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, exactly. The whole, the whole industry has just gotten together and be like, diet is white and zero sugar is black. We've all, we all agree companies that don't even work together, we're all in agreement, right, everyone? We're all going to shake hands. Great. Now low sodium has no identity. There is no group consensus on what low sodium is.

[Monet X Change]

They're running amok amuck. Amok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Truly. So low sodium, at least when I was grocery shopping, when I was trying to like, oh, I gotta go shop. Then when I was like, I just don't want to grocery shop at all. I just. And by the way, low sodium ketchup is nasty.

[Monet X Change]

As it doesn't taste different. I generally don't taste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you lying. You lying. I never been so thin. That's no.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm dead ass. I really don't see the difference. I taste the difference in diet sodas. That tastes gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They taste different, but it's an acquired taste. You have to acquire the taste for diet soda with the exception of Diet Dr. Pepper. Diet Dr. Pepper. Legit. Tastes like Dr. Pepper to me. And diet Sunkist too.

[Monet X Change]

I never had. I mean, I. I think they all. Sorry, not diet. The zero sugar is where they really got wild. But also, what's the difference between diet and zero?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't fully know. I think so.

[Jacob]

Coke Zero is a little bit sweeter and it's marketed toward, like, men and gamers. So Diet Coke is a little bit less sweet. And most of the Coke Zero marketing push is based toward men, like specifically gamers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That shit.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell you something. That whole. The thing that shit really pisses me off. Like that. To me, that's online with female pens. When BIC had female pens. I'm like, bitch, what do you mean, a female pen? It's a pen. What do you mean? What do you mean? There's one for women only. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't. Well, did the marketing work? Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, to be honest, not that I'm out here buying office supplies. I don't. I. I haven't noticed if they still have female big pen for women. But I. I have not seen it at the supermarket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what ended up happening was Ellen, I remember doing it, did a big takedown on the. The feminine pen. And it wasn't a female. It was like a pin for women. Like, specifically, like professional women. It was like the professional woman pen.

[Monet X Change]

Right? It was like the. The baggie. The bag was like pink. I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Ellen did a whole takedown on it on her. On her show.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then someone else.

[Jacob]

I have two separate ads. This first one is for Diet Coke. Regret nothing. No sugar, no calories. And this is watching an explosion.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's fireworks. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look.

[Jacob]

This is the Coke Zero arcane TV show for League of Legends. Coke Zero product tie in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Make sure Jay has those. Those are wild.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait. They have what? Unlimited what?

[Jacob]

So there's a TV show called Arcane based on the video game League of Legends. So they did an arcane Coke Zero tie In, like, promo. So they had special arcane, like, Coca Cola 0 cans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Players and not actual people from the.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, but why is Bob saying no Wild. Was there something different in the flavoring of it or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Jacob]

So it's the marketing. So if you. This is an ad for Diet Coke.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jacob]

And then this is the ad for Coke Zero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, are these. Are these people cosplayers or they actually. They're not from this. They're not actors.

[Jacob]

These are cosplayers cosplaying as animated characters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can always tell when the cosplayers. First of all, the thickness of the wig will let you know, because, like, a real show would never have a wig that thick. Go back to. I want to see it again. And also, cosplayers will always have. Not always, but often. Like chicken. Can you put it back up there? I want to talk about it. Also, how great this girl on the right's eyebrows are. Like, her. Like, they don't like TV shows. They always give them really plan. Like, they would never do makeup this good on a TV show.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I also. It looks like they're almost. AI doesn't look real. It almost looks very AI ish to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say AI has reached a point where I can't always tell the difference. I can usually tell the difference in a video because when folks be like.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever. Have you been. Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got hit up by.

[Monet X Change]

I got hit up by AI profile on Grindr. Has this happened to you yet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I have been. But I. No. The answer is no.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, when I say that it was a person using AI images. So they messaged me. We were talking back and forth, and I looked at a profile. I was like, oh, he's cute. And then when we were talking, I just. I wanted to go look at his page again. I was like. I was like, wait, you got seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fingers on one hand.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I was like. Like, it was like, the picture looked too good to be. Of course, there are people who are extremely hot. You're like, oh, my God. There's no way that person exists. And they really are people. But it was the thing. So then I asked him a question about his picture. I forget what it was. And then I was like, are you using AI images? And he just blocked me immediately. What is the point of that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, to. To. To get pictures from people and just to chat. Right.

[Monet X Change]

To Catfish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think. I don't think they intend to meet up. They just want to get pictures of people, and they just want to Collect pictures, which I'm also like, just go get. Go get porn. There's already people posting their whole on the Internet, like, for free.

[Monet X Change]

I never understood the picture collectors. I'm like, bitch, you can have. There is a library of millions of people out there that you can literally go watch their pictures and watch their videos for free on. In porn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, I can't get over. You look like you're Kimber Donald's. There was this one person on the Work the World tour who had a fake Grindr profile, and he would collect images from the dancers.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, was this a queen? No, it was a staff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And he would get. So he would, like, get all the dancers dick pics and whole pics and blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And one day we. We found out about it because he was on the bus and he fell asleep with his phone, like, in his hand. And we looked at his hand, and then one of the dancers, I think. I think David.

[Monet X Change]

David.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

David Radcliffe. His name is David. His name is David Radcliffe. That's so funny. He was like, oh, my gosh. And they got my dick.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait. Okay, you. They were missing out a chunk. How? Like, was his phone open to the grindr?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The phone the screen was on? He was in the. He was on the. The couch sleeping, like, with his hand. Like, in his phone, like, in his hand. His phone had flopped down, and David was like, oh, my God, I sent that guy my dick. Or that guy asked me for a picture of my dick or something. And then other videos, like, oh, my God, he hit me up too. Oh, my God, hit me up too.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, can you do this and tell me I need to know or ch. That I need to know right now? Well, okay. Yes, I had her. Well, she has always been a messy little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And on that note, she's always been.

[Monet X Change]

A messy ass queen, you know? You know, one of the people on the Work the World staff. Well, two things. One of the people on the work of the World staff, also, when we were going to South Korea, we're. We're going into South Korea, and everyone comes out, you know, of customs, whatever, and this person is in there. We're like, where the fuck is this person? Come to find out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. Everybody ate. Sorry. Come to find out everybody ate.

[Monet X Change]

This person was being held up, like, with the customs people, the customs police, because they brought. They were bringing too many. Too much poppers into South Korea. How much poppers are you traveling with that they are detaining you at customs? And they did not let it. They did not let him in the country. They sent him back to where? To the last city we were coming from.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so you didn't get to work? No, that's why, like how much papas.

[Monet X Change]

Do you need again? I'm not a pauper user, so I don't know how much you. But I be seeing motherfuckers with vials that go on that last them for. For weeks, years, months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a vial is supposed to last you more than a week. I, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So like again, we were on tour for a month, so maybe he brought one a week. But they, they detained him and would and rejected him and trained to the country because he had too much boppers on him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe his hole was just too tight. And then also people do poppers recreationally too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, I've seen the straights do them like poppers. Like I've been at. I feel like my last few years in New York City, going out after Drag Race, I was witnessing a lot of straight people at industry, specifically on the dance floor just sniffing poppers. You know what? You know, you know when the straight girls come in from the fucking bridge and tunnel crowd like, woo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yah. I never saw the new poppers, but I don't doubt it. I have heard tale of straight people doing poppers. My old roommate told me that when she was in high school, her and her friends used to do poppers.

[Monet X Change]

And then my roommate Michelle, I never met. I, I have met her since, but I didn't know her when she lived with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. Yeah, yeah, she's. She's hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

And then speaking of hot dancers, I, Vincent Michael, AKA Disco Daddy is such a hot man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he a dancer anymore?

[Monet X Change]

No, he doesn't dance. His. His full business is. Is disco daddying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did see him perform on Violet's tour a lot more.

[Monet X Change]

Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So good, so talented. He's also like an acrobat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he. He didn't really vibe with the other dancers though. He was on. He was also. He was on a different time than they were on because that's.

[Monet X Change]

Because the other dancers were on. I mean, David is literally a fucking. Is literally the Tasmanian Devil. Yeah, yeah. And then he's like a crazy. Imagine hanging out with David every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what y'all don't know is this. I'm not saying all dancers, I'm not saying all dancers, I'm not saying all productions, but on a tour, dancers are getting their life. So what you have is this group of like however many, depending on how big the tour is. I've worked with as few as two, and I've worked with as many as like 20 to 30.

[Monet X Change]

All right, we get it. You work with Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dancers are so. They're so. They're so conventionally attractive. They are so physically fit. They are so gorgeous. They are so. They're also really, really, really into fashion, like, as a group. They're. And the fashion and like. And so they're all. They're all fucking each other. They're all. Not all, but they're like, there's like fucking going on within and then there's also like competition going on.

[Monet X Change]

Not a work the world, would you say? Oh, my God. I'mma egg coming back up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Monet, There was. Do you remember the one that fell in love with the other one and then.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then that one didn't love that one back, but that one still wanted to fuck that one, but didn't want to be in love. You remember that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember.

[Monet X Change]

Took old peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember.

[Monet X Change]

I remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then they started fucking other people who are not dancers. And they're always late to the bus. Dancers can be absolute madness. Absolute madness.

[Monet X Change]

But that'd be. Oh, my God. There was also the last one before. I know. We had to take a break. Well, let's take a break. I have to think about this one. Take a break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome back.

[Monet X Change]

You know, a lot of my creative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

And then one more. This. You never met this. Dance on Work the world. This was after your time. My first year. I worked the world and this mother. He was fucking so many people. Bob, the cdc, was he hot? Oh, my God, what's his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if CDC had contacted his profile on Instagram.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I don't even know if I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Center for Disease Control.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Contacted the tour because he tested positive for an STD in the city, and they traced it back to him. And he was spreading, basically the cities we were going through through the US they noticed a link between the cities you were going through and the rise in cases in the, in the, in that std. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, work the world is, is, Is spreading gonorrhea across the country.

[Monet X Change]

It was, I think it was, I think. I don't know what it was, but I was. Isn't that crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. That is crazy. I mean, honestly, it does. It sounds like, it sounds like a case of syphilis because syphilis can get untreated. Syphilis can literally make you crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I think I, I, I think it was that, but, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that is wild. That is wild. Can you tell us a story about the time you were, you were, you were on Fire Island? That one really, really hot guy they used to hang out with, Patrick, he's, they were just friends, but he was like, he had like a really hot body. And then y'all were at the underwear party and he was like, yeah, girl, I got gonorrhea. But I don't care. I'm. Anyway, that story always tickles me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't remember his name or anything. I just remember he had a really hot body and, and he was like.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, that mean, you pretty much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have told the story I want, but I wanted to tell you, but you kept being like, what I had. I had to tell the whole story for you to remember the story.

[Monet X Change]

That was crazy. Yeah. She was up in the underwear party at the Daniel Nadicci underwear party in Fire island, fully knowing that they are, they had gonorrhea. They're like, whatever. We out here. He was living this best life, just spreading gonorrhea. And, you know, if y'all don't. For all the straighties or people who have experienced a back room situation, it is at this party. It was a. There's a curtain off area with upwards of maybe like, like 50 guys back there. Everyone is sucking, fucking. It's, it's, you know, people are having Sex. And it's like someone will be in this hole for two minutes, then go over to the next one, then the next one and the next one. And they all. So it is just that the whole time. So who knows the amount of people who this person was letting enter them and then they entered other people, and that's how shit be going around, which is so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever had to be tested? Have you ever had to be treated for an sti?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which treatment? The shot in the butt.

[Monet X Change]

I had to do doxy. And the shot in the butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The shot in the butt is brutal because it's thick. It's like, I'm saying they're injecting you with the gogurt, the grab and go yogurt. It is. Yo, play, bitch. They're putting. They're putting faji. What is that? Faji.

[Monet X Change]

Faja.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're putting foggy. I call it faggy. They're shooting faggy.

[Monet X Change]

Put some aquaphornia on your crusty ass lips. Yeah. Now your turn, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The way I am constantly juicing these puppies, I mean, so. I mean, the dancers are obviously very fit. They all work out together in the. They. They do their little.

[Monet X Change]

You ate that. You ate that. You ate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They do the little push ups before the show. You ever seen them doing the little push ups before the show?

[Monet X Change]

I know, and I. I asked my trainer about that. He was like, yeah, I can get a little swole, but that doesn't really. Unless you sitting there doing 100 push ups, that's not going to do nothing for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you. Do you like to get a pump?

[Monet X Change]

No, not before drag. So I'm working with a new trainer now. So as y'all know, Bob and I, we are on our fitness journeys. Bob, famously, I allowed him to take my boyfriend on tour with him for two tours. But I said. I said, yo, Bob said, honey, honey, I bring. I'm. I'm hiring a trainer for my tour. I said, ooh, rich, honey. Luxury.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, it was. It was a tour expense. What it boiled down to was I could either bring. I had an extra bed and it came in so I could either travel with a photographer or I could travel with someone else. And I was like, oh, I actually kind of want a photographer. It started as me being like, I need a photographer on tour so I can get great pictures. But then I was like, I'll fucking learn to use this motherfucking phone or some shit. Because I. The thing is, when you're on tour, when you're on tour, it is really easy to become quite sedentary. Quite easy. You are. You. You're literally not walking as much. You're not moving around. You're in either in your hotel room. You're on this bus. When you're on the bus, you can't walk around. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Y'all know Bob loves to walking a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love to walk in a parking lot. Not a lot of parking lots in la. Like, I like, though. I don't have the. The parking lot size that I need in LA to go for walks. I have to go out. So I have to go out to, like, come to the Valley to fucking walk in a nice parking lot, which I don't do because I'm not driving. I heard it. I live in Hollywood. There's like, no giant parking lots on. I need a gigantic parking lot. Why are you laughing at me?

[Monet X Change]

You're just. You just such an odd person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm odd, okay.

[Monet X Change]

And it's so hard. This is so hard. Even through the this and these people who have been listening to you for what, seven years now, I don't think anyone truly understands how. How odd of a person you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not that odd. Yeah. You're like, I'm one of these Crystal Method, Utica, fucking Nina Bonina types.

[Monet X Change]

You are Utica without the E. Yo, you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want a Utica outfit. You think she made me something?

[Monet X Change]

Of course she made stuff Alexi for this season. I think she would. I met Utica. She's very charming in person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is she mad at us for doing the Hehe Hoo Ha.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, she wasn't at me. Me and her Utica were great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the one who said, I've never. I've never parted with Negroes before. That was you.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say, we were doing the Utica impersonation and you went, ha, I've never partied with Negroes before.

[Monet X Change]

Why would I say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it was. I don't know why you said it, but you said it. You were doing an impersonation of Utica, and the impersonation was that she's so white that she's never hung out with black people. And you're like, I've never partied with Negro.

[Jacob]

There was like, also, like, a Vogue challenge or they were talking about the ball scene and it was. She was also talking about how she didn't know a lot about that. Specifically. I forget the full context.

[Monet X Change]

I have to say, y'all people. Y'all. Y'all people with good memories. Is crazy how y'all be like, recanting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Recording what we have for breakfast. That's crazy, isn't it?

[Monet X Change]

It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My brain are able to just remember what we did, like, two hours ago.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so we are both on our little fitness journeys and. Wait, you asked me a question. And we got. We got completely tangled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would talk about what. So I was talking about going on tour.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. So I, I. When I was on the. Working on the Madonna tour, I was in Brooklyn and I would be sitting for like. So if you came to see the show. I was in like seven parts of the show, but I was usually like, by my. A few of them. Several of them, I was on stage by myself or it was just me and Madonna. So I didn't. I was not in, like. I wasn't in too many big dance number. I was in like three. I was in two big dance numbers. No, three big dance numbers. My other four appearances were either were by myself. And I was also, like, writing my script for the show. I was helping write Madonna's script for the show, coming up with ideas. I was just sitting down. So that's when I got into what Monet. Another thing Monet thinks I'm weird for, which is perfectly normal, by the way. I got a walking pad and a standing desk. Why is that so funny to you?

[Monet X Change]

Because, y'all, we would be. We would be in serious meetings about something Bob and I have to do together. Like I said the whole time, he's like, yeah, because, you know, I just feel like, you know, because if we're really going to do this protest, we really, like, it just look so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not crazy. So I was. So I got a walking pad, which I still have. I actually shipped the walking pad from New York to la. And I think it would have been cheaper to just buy a new walking pad and sell that one. Someone like, it was. I spent way too much money shipping that walking pad back here. But I got. And I have my. I have my standing desk right next to me, actually. Actually. So I would walk on this thing. And at the time, I was really into my watch. I was really into the Samsung Fit watch or whatever the fuck it was.

[Monet X Change]

Closing the rings, everybody. Closing the rings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I closed the rings. Honey, baby, let me tell you right now, when I tell you that I, Me and Madonna's like, right hand man, basically, at the time, his name was Dee Dee. And then her new right hand man also, they would get in steps every single day. We'd be like, let's see who's got the most steps. And I was usually doing roughly.

[Monet X Change]

On.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

An average day, about 20 to 25,000 steps a day. On a crazy day. I think my record for one day steps during that time was about 65,000 steps a day.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how much. Let me see how much that equates to in miles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was on this treadmill walking, like while the dancers were rehearsing the same number over and over and over again. I would be editing, making calls, writing, and just on this desk for like 8 to 10 hours. Just walking at my desk.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Steps to miles. Calculator. 65,000 miles, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Steps.

[Monet X Change]

Can you guess?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably eight miles.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, how to. You're six, you're six. I gotta put in your height and shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm six'two a dainty six'two I didn't know that.

[Monet X Change]

Six, two. I don't know. Okay, 65,000 miles is. Sorry, how. Wait, how much, how much did you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

65,000 steps.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. How many miles do you think that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eight miles.

[Monet X Change]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

You're not even close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

That's. That's 30 miles. 65000, right? Yeah, that's 65,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that was when I was. That was when I. And that, you know. And you know why I did that many steps, right? If you had to guess why I did that many steps, what would you think it was?

[Monet X Change]

Cause you were rehearsing your numbers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D came over to me and was like, you will never.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, bet. So I was walking. I mean, I would walk non stop. I would not sit down. When we were on break, I would walk around the parking lot. When we were. When I was in my office, I would walk on my treadmill. During rehearsal, if I was not on stage, I would literally walk around the entire monat. The entire arena. Like, literally around inside the arena. If I had to be inside, I would stand on the ring. You know how the arenas go up and there's like a flat line, a flat area. Walk around that. When I wasn't. I would walk around the building I used to walk to. I would walk everywhere. I mean, just walk. I walked all over Long island, baby. I walked all over Nassau county or Nassau or whatever that arena that town is. I was in. I walked all over.

[Monet X Change]

30 miles. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was in these streets walking, honey. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a big walker. I, I, I, I, I, I. When I'm gonna Run or. Which I've Actually, I've since stopped running because I've heard just how bad it is for your knees, obviously. Which. Obviously, I know it's. But anyway, so now I've converted to doing the stairmastle. I love a StairMaster. No, it's not. It's not. It's not the same as. As running and like on your knees like that. That's like giving pressure on your knee joints. So, yeah, I'm not a big. I mean, I think walking. Walking is probably. Is probably fine, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is the elliptical effective?

[Monet X Change]

I fucking hate the elliptical. When I tell you a shit piece of gym machinery. It's shit. Ms. Elliptical. I know you thought you ate and you did your big workout one when you made the fucking elliptical, but that shit, you'll be on that motherfucker doing the same amount of energy that you do on like a treadmill or a thing, and you burn. Burn like a third of the calories. It's a. It's a waste of time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you're doing it wrong.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not doing it wrong. I do it at like a 17 resistance and I'm going with the hand of the thing. And it just be like, girl, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, ellipticals are. People who need low impact. People who have bad knees will get on the elliptical. I will get on the treadmill and walk. I won't. You and I will. You know what? I do not run. When I go to Orange steer, which I haven't been to Orange Deer in a very long time. I do the power walk.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Segment while everyone else is doing the run. Jacob. Jacob be running. Jacob be out there in these streets sprinting. Honey. Little Jacob, little legs be kicking. Kicking up dust. I hate.

[Monet X Change]

I hate the. What's the thing? The pulley thing. What's that called? The roll machine. I hate a row machine. I hate. And I know it's a good workout. I hate. I just don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So let me be clear. You hate the elliptical because it's not a good workout and you hate the row machine because it's a really good workout.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you know me. I'm right. I like to be right in the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, you like a sweet spot verse queen.

[Monet X Change]

And that's the StairMaster for me. I love a StairMaster. I was doing this thing for a while where I would get on TikTok live and work out, and I was getting a lot of traction on it, but it just. But people get so sexual because the angle I would put the camera would be like, here. So it's kind of like looking right in your anus. Like. No, like, looking up on me like this. And I'm like, running. You know what I mean? I'm doing my thing. And then people would be like, monet. I didn't know. I didn't know we would meet like this Monet. So I was like, I'm gonna get banned because other people are being inappropriate about my life. So I stopped doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, maybe if you stop posting pictures of your anus on Instagram, you won't get.

[Monet X Change]

I don't post pictures of my anus on TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't talk about Instagram.

[Monet X Change]

Anytime I post something a little sexy, I get. I get. I. I get in trouble.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think that in terms of. So in. In terms of my fitness journey, I had lost a lot of weight from doing all the walking, and then our tour was almost canceled because Madonna got sick, and we were out of. We were out of work for, like a month, and I was out of work. I don't know about these other hoes, but I had work. I went and did a cruise. But during that time, I had just. I had reset because I am better at working out when I'm not home. When I'm on the road, I am way better because I have nothing. I have nothing to do. I can't. I can only work for my laptop or from my phone, and I can do that on the treadmill. And if I'm at the hotel, I'm like, I might as well just go downstairs and do 30 minutes to an hour at the gym and then go back upstairs and hang out. Because y'all know me. I don't go out. I don't. I don't. I don't go to restaurants. I don't do stuff. Occasionally, I will go to one of the bars if I feel like it might be a. A cut up in a Kiki. I'll go to the bar at nighttime. Especially if there's a quiz night. Especially if there's a karaoke night. Quiz night is my new kara. I used to be the karaoke girl. Down, y'all. Trivia night is my new girl. I'm upset. I'm going to Trivia tonight. Actually, you know, I have a.

[Jacob]

Where are you going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To Trivia, my friend. K. Well, you have a karaoke machine. This is. What, you haven't invited me over yet?

[Monet X Change]

How are you doing? Hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't have two conversations at once. Which one are you going to do? The karaoke machine or Jacob and the Trivia.

[Monet X Change]

My karaoke machine is very important. We had to have karaoke night at my house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love to come over and sing karaoke. I want to do. I want to switch up. I've been doing the same karaoke songs for so long that.

[Monet X Change]

What do you do? Sorry, why am I talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been doing Dev Went down to Georgia and Baby Got Back for. It's like those have been my go to's for really, really long. I've recently started incorporating. They not like us, actually. Who was it?

[Monet X Change]

Me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what comedian was with me in Canada when we went to Jimbo's family and we did karaoke with. With Jimbo's like, clown family. What comedian was with me? Solomon Giorgio. It was Solomon Giorgio and I did. They're not like us around all these white Canadians. It was.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know all the words?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, every single. I know every single one.

[Monet X Change]

All the words on the screen too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know every word to them. Like every single word. Got it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What song do you know every word to? And don't say Beyonce's Queen's edit of Break My Soul Songs.

[Monet X Change]

I'm saying, like Lost in the Stars. Let's take a break and let me think about what I fucking know, y'all. So you know, the girlies have always been curious about GLP1 medications. You know, the ones we're hearing so much about lately when it comes to weight loss. But honestly, the price tags and access always felt a little out of reach for the girls who want to lose the weight. So that's why I was so intrigued when I found out. Noom. Yes, that's Noom, the one known for helping people build better habits, now offers an affordable GLP1 program. It's called Noom GLP1 and here's what makes it different. It's a compounded semi glutide that starts at just $149. If you qualify, it ships right to your door within seven days. But this isn't just about getting a medication. It's a whole support system.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They combine the Bauer GLP1 with their proven behavior change program. So you're not just losing weight, you're learning how to keep it off. You also get Companion, which is Noon's personalized guide that supports muscle retention, which I love, habit building and sustainable weight loss. Plus the access to a care team, a coach, and a supportive community inside. The app means you're not having to figure this out by yourself. You can ask about anything. Medication, side effects, what's working, what's not working and you get real answers. Answers fast. So if you think about GLP1 but felt overwhelmed or priced out, this could be a game changer.

[Monet X Change]

Noon GLP1 starts at 1:49 and is delivered to your door in seven days. Start your GLP1 journey today at Noom.com that's n o m dot com Noom the smart way to Lose Weight not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Y'All. So you know the girlies have always been curious about GLP1 medications. You know the ones we're hearing so much about lady, when it comes comes to weight loss. But honestly, the price tags and access always felt a little out of reach for the girls who want to lose the weight. So that's why I was so intrigued when I found out. Noom yes, that's Noom, the one known for helping people build better habits, now offers an affordable GLP1 program. It's called Noom GLP1 and here's what makes it different. It's a compounded semi glutide that starts at just $149. If you qualify it, ship right to your door within seven days. But this isn't just about getting a medication. It's a whole support system.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They combine the Bauer GLP1 with their proven behavior change program. So you're not just losing weight, you're learning how to keep it off. You also get Companion, which is noon's personalized guide that supports muscle retention, which I love, Habit building and sustainable weight loss. Plus the access to a care team, a coach, and a supportive community inside the app means you're not not having to figure this out by yourself. You can ask about anything, medication, side effects, what's working, what's not working, and you get real answers fast. So if you've been thinking about GLP1 but felt overwhelmed or priced out, this could be a game changer.

[Monet X Change]

Noom GLP1 starts at $149 and is delivered to your door in seven days. Start your GLP1 journey today at Noom.com. that's n o o m dot com. Noom the smart way to lose weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not all customers will medically qualify for prescription medications. Compounded med are not reviewed by the FDA for safety, efficacy, or quality.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I see songs. I sing like my songs. And all the words, too. I know. And I'm telling you I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, pause, pause, pause. We need to have a conversation because you did someone dirty.

[Monet X Change]

I did someone dirty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did someone dirty on stage.

[Monet X Change]

What did I do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did Darvo.

[Monet X Change]

With Darvo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep forgetting what it stands for. Hold on. But you did it. You did it. Darvo, which is Deny attack, reverse victim, offender.

[Monet X Change]

To who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You, Darvo. A fan of yours While you were on stage singing Mighty Real, you didn't know the words to Mighty Real. So instead what you did was pointed at a innocent person in the audience and said, you ain't no diva. You pointed at me. You said, you don't know the words of this song. You ain't black. You didn't know the words of this. I had the video saved. You did not. And I remember thinking to myself, oh, my God, she doesn't know the words. You started off wrong. I know.

[Monet X Change]

I lost my way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you pointed at someone like you don't know the words, but it was you. You're the one you want. It's you.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, is that. Is that really an acronym for something? Darvo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Darvo. Deny attack, reverse victim, offender.

[Monet X Change]

But it's not for that. It's like a real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is actually a version of Darvo. I mean, Darvo is quite Intense. But that is a light version of Darvo. So basically, you deny that you did not know the words. You attack someone else, and you make it seem like they're the ones who doesn't know the words. But usually. But usually that person would have to accuse you for Darvo. I'm being obviously a little silly, but you act like I know the words. Honey, it's actually you who doesn't know the words. And Nick, I was sitting here like, now, why am I in it?

[Monet X Change]

It was me. It fully was me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is so shady.

[Monet X Change]

It was. Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know the words?

[Monet X Change]

Now I've been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you do this song? Why do you choose. You chose this song. It wasn't music. It wasn't karaoke roulette. You chose this song from the begin. It doesn't start with you. Make me feel mighty real.

[Monet X Change]

Just have the first word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When?

[Monet X Change]

When we dance all night, Anna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. When you're out there dancing on the. Darling, darling.

[Monet X Change]

And I feel like I need some more and I know, my love Feel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your body next to mine Close to.

[Monet X Change]

Mine and I know, my love it's about that time make me feel the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Way you had to fight through the first. It's a half verse. I was so. I was so mad for that, y'all. I didn't see this person Monet pointed to. We are inviting you on the podcast. Monet will apologize to you on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you find this content? Why do you find shit like this, Monet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every video where you mess up anything, I'm tagged in immediately. Any video where you have misspoken slipped, a little bit of slob came out. Did your elbow slip? And you do this. I get delightlessly tagged in them.

[Monet X Change]

How do you see this shit? You fucking. You're the worst. You're the fucking worst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That shit pissed me off. I was so mad at you. I felt very upset for your victim that day.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so I've been on my fitness journey. I would say, like, for real. For real. For the past, like two and a half, three years. Ever since I started, I mean, I've been like, yeah, yeah. Like I would, like, sit down. Moved to la. Honestly, people are right. LA really be getting you to try to. I mean, I've always worked out, right? But since I moved to LA and I was not into my 30s. Cause I kept on seeing all these things. This woman did this article in allure and saying that when she turned 35, when she started really taking care of her body, and now she's like 75 or something. Like, it'll, like, her doctor said it, like, transformed her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever.

[Monet X Change]

So I was like, you know what? Coming to my mid-30s, I really need to get my shit together and, like, stay really healthy so that I can have a long, prosperous life and not be 65 and crumpled over and again and that. Not to say that working out will prevent me from that, but it's a way to keep your body moving and to just keep your body healthy. So I think since then. And then I got on Manjaro a year into living here, and then when I got on Manjaro, I was like, okay, if I'm gonna take the Manjaro, I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like the name Manjaro.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds stupid. What?

[Monet X Change]

Ozemping sounds weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like a movie that Brendan Fraser would have been in in the 90s.

[Monet X Change]

No, it sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mojaro. It's like Jumanji. Yeah, yeah. It also sounds like that Mounjaro. It sounds stupid. I don't like it. I just hate it. It gives me the ick. And then when.

[Monet X Change]

And I really got. Cause. Cause the Mateo Malaski living in New York introduced me to. No believe that. Cause they already got me once. Got me on that, and I still use that. But now I have a trainer. I've had a trainer for the past. Since January.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to give an anti. I tried that, and it's. It's garbage for me. Garbage.

[Monet X Change]

I love it. I still use it today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And then I have. I've had a trainer since January. And y'all. Cause I was like. I told her my goals that I want. And these motherfuckers who be out here, they be eating, like, the way this nigga has me eating is too much. I had to have fucking three eggs in the morning and fucking covered in tahin with a whole thing of Greek yogurt. Then have that. Wait a little bit, then have a banana, then go to the workout and then fuck off. A workout. Have a 40 milligram, 40 gram of protein protein juice, then have a lunch, then have another protein juice after lunch, then have a snack and then have dinner and have one more protein thing before it's just too much beverage and too much food. It's too much. Don't you feel like that you have to eat and drink so much protein?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a lot. I. I would eat, like, two giant meals as opposed to 19 tiny meals. That's what my body wants to naturally do or my mind wants to Naturally do. I don't want to eat all day. I just want to have two massive meals at some point in the day, and I want to eat a bunch of potato chips throughout and drink an ungodly amount of 0 Sugar Mountain Dew from Taco Bell. That's what speaks to me personally. And I've gone through several fitness things in my life. I mean, my first fitness thing, I would say, was when I first moved to New York City. I was doing P90X. When I was on P90X, I was in really amazing shape. I mean, probably the best shape of my life. I was 22 years old. I was doing P90X. I would. Then after I did P90X, I would. I would jog a mile and a half to the gym. Obviously, I kind of had a problem here. I would jog a mile and a half to the gym. I would do 30 minutes of cardio at the gym. I do 30 minutes of weightlifting, and then I would do 30 minutes of cardio again at the gym. Then I would jog a mile and a half back. Back work. That was my. That was my four times a week routine. I mean, back when Monet used to be like, you are so skinny. But I was like, there. There's. I can't remember what it was. There was this one guy who was like, whose body was, like, ripped to shreds or something on. In night life. No, on Tik Tok or Instagram or something. Someone else said my. I would have to kill myself to look like that. And he was like, I do kill myself to look like this.

[Monet X Change]

I know. They really do. But also, people who look like that, y'all, it is part of their whole. This, like, I. I will never forget. Get. Not just one time, many times us. Cuz y'all see Mat. Mat's body is ridiculous. Mato is amazing. He. Mato is ripped to shreds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When they call him skinny. One time, he start crying.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time. So Mato used to be really, really skinny. Like, really, really, really skinny. Like, whatever is before Twinkie. More than that.

[Monet X Change]

Like Nick Smith.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. When he was like 20 something, maybe like a teenager. And during the lockdown, all the gyms closed in New York City and Mateo. And we finally got together after we had all quarantined for the amount of time we all got together at my place in New York City. And Monae was there before Matteo was, or one of the women was there before me. Yeah, that's what it was. We were all hanging out And Mateo was very self conscious about getting skinny again because he's quite buff. And then Monet walked in, and before she said hey to anyone, she beelined it for Matteo was like, you are so skinny. When it was like wasting away, like landed on thick, she was like, you're a twig of a person.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, it was not all that. Y'all. Y'all know, am I looking at Groot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or am I looking at Mateo? You look like you're made of bark. My God, you look like Gumby. You're made of strings. And then Mateo started crying.

[Monet X Change]

I. I don't remember the tears, but I'm not saying it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did cry. Jacob. Do you remember the tears, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I'm gonna be fully honest. I also don't remember the tears. I just remember he got really self conscious about it.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He cried.

[Monet X Change]

And thank you, Jacob can say he didn't cry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. I don't remember the tears.

[Monet X Change]

We. We can ask Mato right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Call him. Also.

[Jacob]

One of the things that I. One of the things about Mato that's wild is he doesn't have to do cardio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz he's so skinny. He's naturally skinny. He's not skinny. He's so buff.

[Jacob]

Every time I work, I was like, are we gonna do cardio? And he's like, oh, no, I just don't do cardio. And I was like, this is crazy, Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People.

[Jacob]

You don't do any cardio. You just wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People who are naturally skinny tend to.

[Jacob]

I could never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to be naturally skinny. I. Y'all 30 got me in a chokehold. And I am just no longer a naturally skinny person. Monet knew me when I used to be naturally skinny. Actually. I didn't know if I was also working out like an absurd amount back then. And I was also low key. Had an eating disorder. By low key, I mean literally, so. So I don't even know if I was naturally. But when I was in seventh grade, I was. I used to. I'm one of the folks who used to be a very naturally skinny person. And then I just ended up just not being naturally skinny anymore. I am just now built like somebody's uncle. I am truly built. I. I mean, I am several people's uncle, but I am built like. I look like someone's uncle. I am built like someone's uncle. I am not. I'm just not an actual skinny person.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I think for my trainer's like that too. I was like. Cause we. We do our workouts Are we gonna do cardio? He's like, like, no, we. I don't. I don't do. I don't cardio. So he like. He did. So I always do cardio at workouts, but he does not do any cardio. I'm like, how. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I guess he doesn't do cardio.

[Monet X Change]

That's. Well, he. But he does, like, CrossFit is kind of cardio, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But he doesn't do like. He doesn't do, like, treadmill stuff. He, like, tries to avoid the cardio because he doesn't want to get. He doesn't want to get too skinny. I got a nat skinny up in his office right now.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, Miss. Huh? Taytan Slay Torino.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We're talking about people who are naturally skinny. He said, it's me.

[Monet X Change]

I have the problem. It's me. Do you. Do you. Do you prefer strength training or cardio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really like working out, but what I do like about strength training is if I'm working out with someone who I enjoy working out with, we can, like, talk. I can. I'm not talking to you while I do cardio. Jacob be trying to have a little. When we do our theory, Jacob used to be trying to have a little chats. I'm like, I am dying. Jacob be like having a look. I'm like, what are you. You on right now? I'm not saying anything to you. I'm trying to stay alive right now. I'm fighting for my life.

[Monet X Change]

I hate working out with, like, if I'm going to the Juregular Gym, I hate working out with people. Now. I do like going to a group like Naomi and I do Barry's together sometimes. I've been Barry and Andy with Courtney. When Courtney comes in town, we always do a little Barry's class together. But that. But going to, like, the regular gym with somebody. I fucking hate that. I just want to put my headphones on and just not talk to anyone. I hate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I prefer it, actually. There have only been three people that I've actually liked working out with.

[Monet X Change]

You famously said you hate working out with people, and now you like working out with people. Which one is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, things change. People change one day. So can you famously shut the fuck up for once? Can you be famous for shutting up? Make that. Make that what you're known for, going.

[Monet X Change]

With your fucking stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Matt Griffin, who I used to work with, out with right after I filmed Drag Race. Ridge Davis, who was my first trainer here in La And Andy. I like working out with Andy.

[Monet X Change]

You like working out with Andy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? I don't know. It's just fun. I. We. We have. We just joke around together. We have. We have a similar gym flow. I mean, I've also patterned my gym flow off of him because he. He's teaching me how to work out at the gym. So we have a so much gym flow because we also have similar goals. Not the same goals, but similar goals in the gym and with Matt. Matt and I were both club kids, so we love talking about nightlife.

[Monet X Change]

And I don't think I know Matt Griffin at all. Let me see this person. I feel like I've always heard you mention him. I cannot tell you.

[Jacob]

So, Matt, have you ever worked out together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Jacob]

Have you ever worked out together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Me and Bob never worked out together. No.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

Oh, my God. You should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Good.

[Monet X Change]

I'm down. Well, y'all, I said that when we're both in town, let's do anything you can do. Bob doesn't want to do them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. We can go do the gun range. We can go do it. I'm not. I'm not stopping them from. I'm just not planning them. You're also not planning them. You're just the one saying out loud, and I say, yeah, let's do it. You're. You're taking no steps toward planning them. Monet's idea of me is like Monet says, then I organize the whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's not true, because I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Organized every other I. Every single. Everything you can do, I have planned. That's every one of them.

[Monet X Change]

You are forgetting the ones we did in New York. We sat down. We planned together. You and I were actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When it came to getting. I'm the one who bought the paint. I'm the one who bought the canvases. I'm the one who bought noodles. I'm the one who bought the sewing machines. I.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you see, I brought my sewing machine. You brought yours. You did not bring both. We had. We each had our own sewing machine. So you did not bring both sewing machines.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So one thing you've done. Done, please. One thing you've done, please. So clock that.

[Monet X Change]

Are you in your revisionist history, honey?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So clock that, Honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I was looking for Matt Griffin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Matt Griffin is. Is a. Is a mask maker. He's actually made stuff for, like, Lady Gaga and a couple other, like, big names. But he and I would just. We would have. We would have just fun. I don't know. It Was fun chat. We were friends before we ever started working out. And then I told him that I wanted to start working out. And then he was like, come work out with me. He let me work out with him at David Barton. R.I.P. david. David Barton. Which doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, I mean, he exists. The gym doesn't exist anymore. And then with Ridge. Ridge and I have pretty much a strictly professional relationship. We don't. We don't. We've never hung out outside of the gym, but we. We're both from Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just. I think he's just so funny. I'm very interested in impressing Ridge. Impressing Ridge is really important to me. I don't know, it's just something about the way that he trains me. I want to impress him. It is very important that Ridge is proud of me at the gym. Like, I want Rich to think that I'm doing a good job. Ridge is the hardest trainer I have ever worked with. Ridge will destroy you. And you will. When I used to work out with Ridge, I would literally be sitting in the car so weak I couldn't drive.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob worked out with Ridge once.

[Monet X Change]

That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Talk about your experience with Ridge, Jacob. Okay.

[Jacob]

Well, he was really intense. But the thing is, at that point in time, I was more in shape than Bob. So he would be on Bob Moore. And so he'd be. He'd be like, all right, we're gonna do a hundred push ups. And then Bob would be like, oh, my God, this is crazy. And then he'd be like, go over to Bob and be like, all right, 1, 2, 3. And then I would just stop doing push ups. And it was great. And then he would look at me and I'd be like, oh, it's so hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jake would be like, yeah, I just did 20. You can't even tell. But yeah, Ridge is hands down the hardest trainer I've ever, ever had to work with. And I mean, I was. It. It is. I remember being like, I can't live like this.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds fierce. Well, let me tell you what. Okay, These are my goals. Let's go back to Ridge with my trainer now. My goals are I'm trying to build titty. I'm trying to build up titties. But we're not doing shoulder exercises that are gonna accentuate my arm. Cause I also don't wanna start looking like, you know, a big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say, Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

No. Well, Kameron Michaels and I, we're. We're gonna do a Fitness challenge. Cause I went when we were at the Wiz, the Wizzo, the Lizzo concert. I posted a Good as hell. That's a song me and him listening to. I was at rematch. So then she was like, you know, Monet, I'll let you have that, but what you can't eat me up at is in the gym. I bet you I could. Blah, blah, blah. So I was like, ch. So I'm going to go to Cameron Michael's gym in Las Vegas and we're going to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does she mean I let you have. Didn't she win that lip sync?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, but I said a rematch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I guess she's, she's like, you have the. I don't, I don't, I don't get the joke. But I never get Cameron Michael joke.

[Monet X Change]

Cameron Michaels are going to do a fitness test. And I think that I can, I think I'll, I think I'll Cameron Michaels up in the fitness test, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what capacity you think, you think you're stronger than Cameron Michaels?

[Monet X Change]

I think, I think I'm stronger than Cameron Michaels for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think you can run faster than Cameron Michaels? I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

We're doing running. I think we're doing like, like muscle. What's, what's not muscle training? What's the word I'm looking for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Strength training.

[Monet X Change]

Strength training.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if you're gonna do a fitness test, are you doing a strength test or a fitness test?

[Monet X Change]

You should, you know, we, you should be. We haven't added all the details. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In my humble opinion, you should be working on. You should hit three corners. Cardio slash endurance, strength training and flexibility and stretching ability.

[Monet X Change]

Who's, who's stretching?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stretching is part of, is a big part of actual health.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she can't do a sick. Can't you do a split?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she does the middle split. She does the middle legs spread split. Don't try to stack the car so you'll win.

[Monet X Change]

See, she can have that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think what you all should do, what you guys should do is you should, you should do more than one area of fitness.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're not, don't we ask you to come in and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're trying to stack the car so you'll win is what you're trying to do.

[Monet X Change]

I'm attacking the cards. We are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You only want to do the one thing you're confident in, which is very Monet. Continue.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so, yeah, I'm trying to build out my titties but we all. But we don't want to build round on my shoulders. So we're being very careful about about traps and shoulders. Still toning it but not doing like bulking on here. I want to work on my midsection so I can have a little more ab definition. And I want a bigger higher booty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you and I do that painting challenge? Oh.

[Monet X Change]

When you paint the other one and then you reveal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so down. What you doing today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait.

[Monet X Change]

My God. So tonight you're doing to trivia. What time is trivia? Maybe I can join you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Jake was asking about trivia.

[Jacob]

Are you doing it at or bar or high tops?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sure I can ask K right now. K is a friend of mine who I found out also loves trivia. So we. Okay, wait. Tuesday, I have trivia which you're welcome to come to. Okay. Where is trivia tonight? I. They don't always answer.

[Jacob]

It's either going to be or bar or high tops. It's probably going to be high tops.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't always answer right away because they work like 18 jobs. So I probably will have to text you all the answer later. But yeah, me and that's, that's my plan tonight is to go to trivia with my friend and I would love. Oh my God. Monday. Do you like trivia now?

[Monet X Change]

I don't dislike trivia. I just, I just don't go to trivia nights. But I just, I'm just going to hang out with you. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My little angel. You want to hang out with me?

[Monet X Change]

If you keep. No, if you keep on doing like that, I'm going to say no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. I mean Jacob, you want to come to trivia too? Yeah.

[Jacob]

Mikey and I do trivia at or a lot of nights.

[Monet X Change]

But Jacob doesn't his other partner without me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. He didn't even tell me. That's crazy.

[Jacob]

We, we invited you. We checking you. It's the one where Omar works.

[Monet X Change]

Work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Jacob, gather the ball bit.

[Jacob]

You're acting like I haven't taken you. Do you know Omar works at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean when I with you with your mom? Dr. Umar. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Do not Dr. Umar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Jacob knows who Dr. Umar is.

[Jacob]

I know who Dr. Umar is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know who Dr. Umar is. I, I, I'll have you know I know exactly who Dr. Umar is.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Okay. So yeah. What are your fitness goals, Roberta? Do you think I should get a rounder higher booty. Do you want that for me? Oh yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I Hope that you mean you want me to have my booty round or higher or talking about your booty for me. Oh, I love that fitness goal for you. Whatever goals you have set for yourself, I think they're great. If your goal is to have a flat ass, if your goal is to have a fat ass, if your goal is to have a wide ass, I support anything you want to do to your body.

[Monet X Change]

There's no way. I do know. I would love to build out my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you ask me what my fitness goals were and then switch it back to making the. But I don't know. That was really impressive. How did you do that?

[Monet X Change]

Go ahead, tell me about your fucking goals, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only have one fitness goal. I've only ever had one fitness goal, not only, but for the past like five years. I tweeted it out and one day I'm going to get to quote, tweet this tweet.

[Monet X Change]

Wear a tank top.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel sexy in a tank top. That is my. In a crop top. Feel sexy in a crop top. That is my only fitness goal. My only fitness goal is to feel sexy in a crop top. Now again, I can do the mental work it takes to get there. I can do the physical work it takes to get there. I could do both. And meet the middle. The middle. That's what I'm currently working on at work.

[Monet X Change]

I love that for you.

[Jacob]

Tell me about the mental work you're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go to therapy once a week and talk to my lovely, lovely therapist. Shout out devonte. I don't know if I'm allowed. Well, yeah, whatever. He told me I can say his name. Did he? We'll see. Well, I just said his first name. Shout out to devonte, my therapist. And I am, you know, learning to accept myself. I. I take pictures of myself, I take progress pictures and I, you know, sometimes if I feel like particularly beautiful, I will post a picture of myself feeling beautiful in my close friends. And anyone who doesn't respond to it, I remove them from my close friends.

[Monet X Change]

Which is so crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you been kicked out yet?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I haven't seen it recently, so maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have because you didn't comment on a picture.

[Monet X Change]

So every time you post one we got a camera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even a double tap or a heart would be. Would be nice. If you don't give me something, you're getting kicked out of my close friends. I think I kick Jacob out of my close friends because he didn't give me a double tap.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need it to Be a echo chamber of wow. Great job. And if you don't give me what I want, you're outta here.

[Monet X Change]

That is so funny. You're so fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am. Constantly. I kick Madonna out of my close friends.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause she saw my picture and she didn't respond to it. I kicked Doja cat out of my close friends too.

[Monet X Change]

Do your cat follows you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she was. Yeah, she saw my hu. She didn't respond, so I had to kick her out of there. She had to go. She had to go, honey, she had to go. No. 1 safe work. It's going to be down to me.

[Monet X Change]

And three people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's it. You. You're allowed to miss three.

[Monet X Change]

Three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I keep tabs. I have all them all written down.

[Monet X Change]

She's making a list. Yes, she's checking it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Schematics. Oh, last night I played Witch hunt on my TikTok. It was really fun.

[Monet X Change]

You still invite me? You didn't tell me. It's happening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's always like in the moment and I feel like you're going to be like, I'm not doing this. Because it was like, literally like now. It was like, we're doing it now.

[Monet X Change]

We don't even know. Girl, do you mind? Godoy and Kim, she hit me up just to play Mario Party in the moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, yeah, me and my friend Nick. Have you met my friend Nick Vaughn?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, me and my friend Nick Vaughn were on TikTok last night playing it. And if you all want to play Witch Hunt with me over on the Patreon, I mean, we aired on TikTok. We've only done one. I want to get better at it though. It was a little bit chaotic because you have to have a zoom and a Google Meet link and you're also using the TikTok Live Studio. It is low key madness trying to get it all together, but eventually I was able to get it together.

[Jacob]

Are the viewers aware of who the witches are?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, the viewers see the witches and I just. And me and the townspeople, I was like, we just. It's just like playing mafia. It's like, just please don't raise your head. Just please don't go to Tik Tok. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

The people who are. I'm watching. Oh, I'm watching a new season of Traders UK already, so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you rooting for?

[Monet X Change]

The twins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're twin. Sugar and Spice are on there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Sugar and Spice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they girl, Boy, Boy, girl. Two girls, two girls.

[Jacob]

Are they. Is one of them a Trader.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. One of them. One of the trader.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only one?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. We thought Alan was twisted. That lady over there, Claudia.

[Monet X Change]

Claudia's good. You can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Claudia is evil. Claudia is like wicked, honey. Claudia is like, it ain't no hehe. And haha, like Allen be cutting jokes. Claudia's like, I'm not joking around with you bitches.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Also, here's the thing with traders. What if. Right? Do you think it's a. This is a solid plan. You go into traders, you get selected as a trader. You see. You see the other two and y'all do the first murder as they do as normal. And then the first roundtable. Do you. Would it be. Would it be a way to cement yourself as a faithful. If the first roundtable, like, you know, I have nothing to go off of. I have no idea. But you know, Bob, you did. And you're a trader. Bob, you did say that, you know, when Claudia said that there are traitors here, you looked up while she was talking to you. So I'll just. And I know you are a trader. Cause I'm a trader too. And the first round take. I get you back, I get you banished. I think that's a way to solidify you. But the other traders will never trust you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's a horrible. That's why Boston Rob did. And it was not his second roundtable. He went. His very second roundtable, he went for me. Or third. I can't remember. I don't think that's a good plan.

[Monet X Change]

He lasted a few more episodes after that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like two. Yeah, literally not even a few. A couple episodes. I think it's a really bad plan. Boston Rob had no way of winning after Boston Rob win for me, especially saying like, I know for sure you're a traitor. Um, he had no way of. Of staying.

[Monet X Change]

That's why during the first night, you're like, you know, I have nothing to go off of. I don't know. You just. Like, when Claude just said it, you looked up and it just looked really anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that might actually be a pretty good plan is maybe to have a conversation with a traitor and go after each other relentlessly. But you both know you're doing it. So for example, you have to. But you have to make it look like you two are just always fighting against each other and no one else has to take you seriously. So think Dolores and Tom Sandoval. No one ever thought Dolores was a trade. No one ever thought Tom Sandoval was a traitor. But these two are relentlessly going after each other. If there's a way to have the two traitors go after each other but not actually build good cases and just basically act like you don't like each other, I was thinking to myself, that actually might be a really great way, but you both have to build really bad cases and just be convinced that you are right even though you actually have nothing to go off of.

[Monet X Change]

Bomb the queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Queen Bob the queen. So I actually think that might be a good thing. But you have to just like be relentlessly attacking one person over and over again. Kind of like, like, like, like Dylan going for Gabby. He kept going for Gabby, but no one believed him. The only thing is Gabby never went. But Gabby never went back for him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I love falling back. Gabby, she's such a fun person to follow on social media. I'm kind of obsessed with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that could, so that could, that could be a great tactic. But I do not think, think that that. Is that, Is that what happened on uk? Is that why you did in a British accent?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, that's not what happened. But one of the. I mean, do you care about spoilers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do. I want to watch it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So shut the up.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, fix your crooked ass hat, nigga. How about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, some people wear it sideways on purpose to be cool and you're not.

[Monet X Change]

And you're not cool and it's not on purpose. So what's your excuse?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to wear my hands like this. You remember when I used to wear my hands like this?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm happy you stopped doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to wear them like this, but. But now I'm. That's been tainted for me because of one person in particular.

[Monet X Change]

He who shall not be named Dorinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Dorindi saw her hats backwards. All right, with that. Thank you for coming on my show. I'll see you all. Well, let's wait five seconds. If the fans see the episode was 59 minutes and 50 seconds, they might. The Patreon might get.

[Monet X Change]

We have ads that's going to go in here. So it's already longer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know it was a bit by Good Money Foreign.

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