The One To Listen to On The Way To Work

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast Episode Summary

Episode Title: The One To Listen to On The Way To Work
Release Date: October 8, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Producer/Guest: Jacob (occasional input)
Podcast Network: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

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Episode Overview

In this lively, laugh-packed episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change serve unfiltered comedy, personal stories, and their signature sibling sparring—all themed around the trials, tribulations, and tiny joys of daily routines, going to work, neighbor drama, and the realness of just getting through everyday life. They crown (and debunk) the true “Bridge City,” dig into morning rituals (or the lack thereof), debate etiquette around lateness, and detour into everything from niche diets to video game representation. Whether you’re on your way to work or bed-rotting at home, this episode delivers relatable humor and real conversation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Neighbor Drama & Building Tales

(02:28 – 06:10)

• Bob and Monét chat about unique neighbors: the “cold” Russian couple next door, a mysterious phone-charging woman in the garage, and the gradual appearance of kids in their building.
• Bob’s anecdote: His upstairs neighbor vents about being threatened by the Russian couple, leading to raucous speculation about neighborly combat skills.
  • Quote (Bob, 03:17): “The wife—‘I’m gonna come over and fuck you up.’ Which I don't think—quite frankly, I don’t think she can.”

2. New York City Nostalgia & Transit Gripes

(06:11 – 10:28)

• Reminiscing about the evolution of NYC subway fares—from monthly MetroCards to the extinction of tokens.
• Grievances about L train breakdowns and the woes of late-night commuting.
• Monét’s city biking evangelism: “The best way to get around New York City is a city bike. It is the cheapest and fastest way.”

3. Crowning the “Bridge City”

(11:05 – 15:41)

• Spirited debate about which American city deserves the “Bridge City” title.
  • Bob, Monét, and Jacob Google the number of bridges: Pittsburgh (446), Portland (12), New York (789).
  • Hilarious incredulity at Portland’s claim with only 12 bridges:
    • Quote (Bob, 12:32): “Imagine having 12 bridges, girl. Imagine having 12 bridges—and calling yourself the bridge city.”
    • Quote (Monét, 13:56) “How is Portland the bridge City?”
• Friendly wager escalates, ending in classic sibling banter over lost bets and receipts.

4. Morning Routines, Sleep Schedules, and Real-World Schedules

(19:02 – 23:55)

• Bob’s “tizzy” mornings: He wakes up 15 minutes before leaving, rushes out the door, and skips breakfast—completely nonplussed by morning traditions.
  • Quote (Bob, 19:42): “If I have to be out the door at 9:30, I wake up at 9:15. I wake up in a tizzy.”
• Monét’s more deliberate approach: Prefers time to get ready, meditates if heading into stressful spaces, and values a balanced, scheduled start.
• The two spar about the etiquette of lateness (with Jacob as mediator/human receipts), reading verbatim apology texts and escalating into a hilarious accountability-off.
  • Quote (Bob, 26:05): “June 4th. 10 minutes late. Sorry. From Bob the Drag Queen.”
  • Quote (Monét, 27:05): “These are doctored. I don’t believe it.”

5. Advice & Encouragement for the Workday

(27:10 – 30:05)

• Monét advises listeners, especially those with “dark-sided” work environments, to center and meditate before tackling the day.
  • Quote (Monét, 27:23): “The best thing you can do is center yourself and meditate. Meditation is something that I really prioritize.”
• Bob reflects on giving up meditation after a year of daily practice, not finding it effective but affirming it works for some.

6. Diets, Food Rituals, and Culinary Hot Takes

(46:08 – 55:45)

• The hosts discuss various restrictive diets: keto, carnivore, “Freely the Banana Girl,” and the viral “This is My Food” rigid meal-prepping trend.
• Bob shares his “dog food for humans” phase—convenience over culinary experience, eating unseasoned chicken and veggies, and the ease of prepping bulk meals.
  • Quote (Bob, 52:02): “I don’t have a strong desire for my food to be super refined… I’m eating, and eating is good to do. So I’m eating.”
• Monét pushes back, “Hell, no. I would get sick of it. I would get so—it would make me sick.”

7. Sibling Banter: Food, Fitness, Early Birds vs Bed Rotters

(31:47 – 34:45, 45:17 - 47:54)

• Monét is an “early morning gym person”; Bob prefers late-day workouts.
• Bickering about food speed and portion size—insults escalate to poetic drag battle-style jabs.
  • Quote (Monét, 34:08): “I know, thick thighs in the sky make the dick rise.”
  • Quote (Bob, 34:25): “Your big ass back will make a cow yak.”

8. Video Games, Diversity, & Representation Rant

(61:01 – 65:12)

• Jacob introduces League of Legends champions. Spirited critique over hypersexualized female characters, scarcity of fat women, and discussion of representation of queer and Black characters.
  • Quote (Monét, 64:10): “You know why? Because they want to—they’re marketing to little boys to...”
• Amusing confusion between various characters and descriptions; a playful debate on gender, body diversity, and why games market to teen boys.
• Bob and Monét segue into a friendly plug for trying out the game (or waiting for a console edition).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Monét, 03:01: “Like, how do they mean it? Like, ‘Hey fags?’ Or like, ‘You faggots?’”
• Bob, 12:32: “Imagine having 12 bridges, girl. Imagine having 12 bridges.”
• Bob, 13:56: “How is Portland the bridge City? Girl, I’m sorry, Portland, I’m dethroning y’all.”
• Monét, 19:42: “If I have to be out the door at 9:30, I wake up at 9:15. I wake up in a tizzy.”
• Bob, 26:05: “June 4th. 10 minutes late. Sorry. From Bob the Drag Queen.”
• Monét, 27:05: “These are doctored. I don't believe it.”
• Monét, 27:23: “Meditation is something that I really prioritize. When I have to come into work and when I have to take my nuts, nigga, I meditate so I can center myself...”
• Bob, 28:52: “Honestly, I don’t think it was soothing. I don’t think it helped me.”
• Bob, 52:02: “I do not have a strong desire for my food to be like super refined. It can taste good if you season it properly. But I’m not like, oh yes, honey. But I’m like, I’m eating and eating is good to do.”
• Monét, 54:25: “So if I had to eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a month, hell, no.”
• Bob, 34:25: “Your big ass back will make a cow yak.”

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-------------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 02:28-06:10 | Neighbor drama, Russian couple stories | | 06:11-10:28 | NYC subway nostalgia & transit issues | | 11:05-15:41 | “Bridge City” debate, city trivia | | 19:02-23:55 | Morning routines, lateness squabble, receipts | | 27:10-30:05 | Meditation, centering yourself for bad work environments | | 31:47-34:45 | Gym habits, food/fitness banter | | 46:08-55:45 | Keto, carnivore, meal prepping, “my food” | | 61:01-65:12 | League of Legends, game diversity/representation |

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Additional Highlights

• Sibling Rivalry in Full Form: Throughout the entire episode, Bob and Monét’s “not-actually-siblings” dynamic is on full display. The roasting is affectionate but relentless, peppered with in-jokes, running gags, and witty retorts.
• Relatable Workday Advice: Both hosts validate the struggle of morning routines, lateness, and prepping for toxic work environments—with a comedic, drag queen twist.
• Real Talk and Escapism: The episode moves seamlessly between real-life gripes and the sheer escapism of video games, meal prepping, and pop culture.
• Memorable Section: The Applebee’s “difficult customer” role-play (56:00–59:41) is particularly playful, showcasing their improv skills.

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Summary

This episode is peak Sibling Rivalry: insightful, silly, and loaded with personality. The mix of relatable work-life chat, absurd debates (Bridge City! Meal prepping! Gaming diversity!), and campy drag queen read-a-thons delivers exactly what listeners crave. The humor is quick, occasionally spicy, and always affectionate, making this the perfect pod to jumpstart your day or commiserate on your commute.

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For New Listeners:
Prepare for unfiltered queer comedy, genuine friendship, and a full bag of quotables you’ll want to drop at the office — or at least, in your group chat.

Transcript

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

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And I'm Monet X Change.

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And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we finally crowned the true Bridge City.

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We get you ready for your work.

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Day and we find out what made Monet say this.

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Y' all is getting a peek into the real Bob the Drag Queen and we find out what made Bob say this.

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Jacob, help us, please. We're fighting. I'm good at being back.

[A]

Ooh, that's an Adidas. That's cute.

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Thank you.

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Haven't seen. I think I've seen you wear it before. I don't wore my name.

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I wore on wear hair. I don't remember what episode I wore this on, but I did wear it on wear hair. I don't wear it very often, but last episode I was talking about the.

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Russians and we didn't. Oh my God, the Russians. Yeah.

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So the. So I ran into the lady upstairs and she was telling me we're just catching up and she was like, these fucking Russians. I don't really talk to the Russians.

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Much and they live in the basement.

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They live on my. They live. They're my next door neighbors.

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To the right, to the left.

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If you're staying at the apartment. If you're in the apartment.

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If you're walking out your apartment.

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If you're walking out there to the right.

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Got it.

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If you're facing my horror to the left.

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Right.

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And she said that they called her gay friends faggots.

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Like how do they mean it? Like hey fags.

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Or like you faggots.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

Well, they say. They're saying you're a faggot like this. And then she would say they were calling her and being like, we're going to come upstairs and kick your ass.

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The Russians were.

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Yes. The wife. I'm gonna come over and fuck you up. Which I don't think. Quite frankly, I don't think she can.

[A]

Aren't these. They're an older couple, if I'm not mistaken.

[B]

They're like maybe 60s.

[A]

Oh, they're not old. Welcome to the 60s.

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But the lady upstairs, she is quite fit and I believe she would them up like she. I think she could beat them both up quite frankly.

[A]

Are they. Are they ever aggressed to you?

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No, they don't.

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Have they ever seen you in Dragon?

[B]

Probably or probably in Make. I don't really have any full drive. I leave that's in makeup or come home and make up a lot.

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Right.

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But Jacob was saying they're cold to him. They're like. They're like never particularly friendly or kind.

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Yeah. She just like is always in the elevator with like designer bags and wearing sunglasses. Like staring straight ahead and like kind of frowning and like, you know, like we're in the. We're next door neighbors.

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Like people.

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We talk to other people in the building. We're friendly and she has no interest. She's just like.

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Like their next door neighbors. I'm quite friendly with. They're a really cute older couple. Got it.

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The ones when you come with the elevator to the left.

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No, not out of the. They're like to the. And then you swing around there.

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Two apartments that way.

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There's. Yeah, there's two in that corner. But then there's also the big dog. I like Lady. She's kind of messy, but I like Lady a lot. And I don't really. I'm not really friends with anyone else. I just. Friends. I know everyone on my floor. I know the lady upstairs. There's a. There's a child in our building now.

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There are two children.

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There's two children now, same house.

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Yeah.

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See, there's two kids in the building which when I moved there were no children in the building. Like not even a single child. So it's been interesting to see children in the building.

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There's some younger people too. Like I helped a drunk girl go back to her apartment one night.

[A]

You helped her?

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Yeah.

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I was in the garage and there was a girl coming out of her car, stumbling drunk. And I was like, let's get you back to your apartment.

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Look at you.

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And there's the kid who plays basketball in, in the, in his parents parking spot.

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Basketball is so low.

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Here's the gag though, because we, we moved into that building five years ago. That, that is, he's fully like a teenager now. I saw him recently. He is like 17.

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Yeah, he, he just dribbles in their parking spot. I'm like, girl go in the alley.

[A]

Yeah, like, why didn't.

[B]

Well, lots of dogs in the alley. People want their dogs now.

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Oh, also there, there are people who hang out there and like smoke weed.

[B]

Well, like one lady and she's chill. There's a lady who, who like plugs in her phone and charges it by the. She charges her phone right by the garage door. But she's chill. No one ever. She never bothers anyone. She doesn't try to sleep in the building. She's charging her phone.

[A]

Get mad at shit like that. I'm like, is that person. Because you know, there are some people who get mad. I'm like, oh, you can't charge your phone. I was like, why?

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Like, what is that?

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How is it? Inconvenience you, inconveniencing you, annoying you? Like, what is that doing to like, why is someone who like, she doesn't live in the building. She's just using that.

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She's just sitting there charging her phone. She just like, I see like once every two weeks, she just sitting there. She probably comes more than that, but I only catch her once every two weeks and she's just sitting there. There's a plug there. She just charges her phone. That's all. She's in there charging her phone.

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Somebody get mad at like that.

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Just drinking a, drinking a drink and charging a phone, not bothering nobody. Yeah, I, I, When I first moved to New York City, my friend Tony, I remember, I got, I bought a monthly pass, which apparently they don't do anymore.

[A]

Oh yeah, I heard a monthly pass. They're getting rid of Metro card. Soon they're going to be like, so you can't. So there's no way, no deal. There's no deal.

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That's crazy. You got to pay per ride. So I got a monthly car, which, if you don't know back we had a monthly card. You were able to basically swipe it every 15 minutes.

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Right?

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You swipe it once every 15 minutes.

[A]

It was you talking about the unlimited one monthly that had a set number. It's also the unlimited.

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Yeah, I had the unlimited one because I was always on the train. But you only swipe once every 15 minutes. And my friend Tony, he'd be like, when I'm leaving the subway, if someone wants swipe in. I remember being like, you can't swipe on my card. And then he was like, I'm happy to do it. And then I was like, you know what? You're right. I just moved. I was like, but then. So now someone asked for a swipe on the way out. I'm like, well, I'm not going to be here in 15 minutes.

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Yeah, why not?

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Go ahead, bro.

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The monthly. I mean, I missed the tokens. Did you? Did you? You weren't around in New York when the tokens were on?

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No, I, I. When I moved there, they had. I think the tokens are in like 2006 or something.

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Yeah.

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Can you see when the tokens ended? Jacob and I moved in 2008. But there were. There were still tokens around. There were still token slots on the machine, but I think the tokens ended in 26. 2003. I got there in 2008. I'm pretty sure I got there after the token stop. 2003. Yeah.

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Yeah, the token. I remember tokens, they were cool.

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But it seemed like a good deal, though, and it seems like pretty cumbersome.

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To carry a bunch of tokens.

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Yeah.

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I mean, if you're going to work, like every day you're going to work, you put four in your bag or two, you want to work one from work or you go to other places.

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You should get four just in case.

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Just in case.

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What if you. What if you go somewhere?

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You know what I mean? How much for the token? I don't remember. They were what the cost per ride was back then. Yeah, I mean, the fare hasn't gone up in a while. I think it's been set at 275 for a while, which. Which means in a year, the next is going to be big. It's going to be crazy. Keisha Carr just posted a whole story about her trying to go to Bushwick or somewhere. And the L train, like, again, it never failed, just stopped. There was no L train swimming. She took an L train to. Into Brooklyn to leave Brooklyn. There were no L trains in and out of Brooklyn. And the bus was down, too. So what are you. What are your options? What Are your options?

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I would say when you get on the train and then it's like, get out here and take the bus. Not.

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It is annoying.

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Not it. Not a good moment. I will say also like late night, going down to the train.

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Yeah.

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And then you see the train pass.

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Yeah, that's the worst. Especially after what, 11 o' clock when the trains run 20 minutes once every Mercury retrograde. You just be sitting there fucking waiting. I mean, I stand 10 toes down on this. The best way to get around New York City is a city bike. It is the cheapest and fastest way. You're zooming. I mean, that's not true. The train is faster, but you don't know what delays you're going to have. You don't know what is going to happen when you're down there. The city bike is the fastest and simplest way to get around the city.

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So you're into big banks.

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Yes, Big, big banks. But don't catch me, I mean, don't catch me on that, on that little manual bike. I need an electric girl. I needed an electric girl. Yes. All over. The gray ones are the electric ones with the little purple lights.

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I may have ridden two CD bikes. I mean, I used to have a bike in.

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Was it electric?

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No, I had like a regular bike. Oh, so I was a bikie for like. I did like a 6 month stint as a biking bikie. I did a 6 month stint as a bike. But I will say during the lockdown, baby, you would catch me walking miles. And I mean miles. I would walk like, I would walk for so long. It started with Joe Gerbina.

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Oh yeah. When you're giving him the.

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I'd walk from 162 down to 110 to hand him those files. 60 blocks.

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See you. You were walking on his bike. And that's why in the pandemic, my ass got crazy because I was on the bike for. Because there was nothing to do. I would leave my house and just bike from Inwood down to fucking the South Street Seaport. Just biking. Because I was like, why not? That's when I fell in love with city bikes. I was like, have I been sleeping on the city bike this entire time I lived here?

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Something about the term South Street Seaport seems very Seattle and not very New York City.

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Also a little chattel slavery.

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I'm at the South Sea, the South Street Seaport in Seattle, Washington. What's that place where all the, all the, all the food and stuff in Seattle?

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The Pike Street Market.

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Oh, the pipe. What's the Wharf, I don't know, but.

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The pike street market is in Seattle.

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There's a wharf somewhere. The wharf. You go to the wharf, and there's like.

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Many cities have a wharf.

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No, like, there's one town. It's like the wharf. You go to the area, you have the wharf.

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I think it's a couple places, babe.

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I don't know. There's one town's like, girl, go to the wharf. Like, they all have a bridge.

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Well, every city thinks that they're Bridge City.

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Have you realized this?

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There's one in Monterey called the Wharf Marketplace. Is that market, right? The fisherman's outland.

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I'm not sure.

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There are many, many cities think that they're the bridge City. And I want. I think we need to debunk. Who is the bridge City. Portland think they're the bridge city. Philadelphia says that they're the bridge city.

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The Bridge city. Pittsburgh Think Pittsburgh is the bridge City.

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But, Jacob, if you Google the. The Bridge city, what is.

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Because do you think it's New York City?

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No, but Portland says they are. Philadelphia says they are.

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Philly's not the brick city.

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What's he. The Bridge city. What? See, Portland. Portland is.

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Portland is traversed by numerous bridges spanning the Willamite river, leading to the nickname Bridge City. See? Oh, I guess Portland is a bridge city. Portland, Philly, Pittsburgh found dead.

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Does Pittsburgh have a lot of bridges?

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Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think Pittsburgh has, like, a lot of bridges. How many bridges are in Pittsburgh? Oh, we should. Yeah, we got to find out who has more bridges. So Pittsburgh has 446 bridges. And let's see how many Portland has. And Portland has 12. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Imagine having 12 bridges, girl. Imagine having 12 bridges.

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I know.

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And calling yourself the bridge city. Over time. It has 446 bridges.

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Okay, how many bridges does New York tire. Jacob. New York City have?

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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pause. We can do this together.

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George Washington.

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Tri Cities.

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Tri Cities. The Kiwasiko. The one in between Queens and Brooklyn. In.

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Okay, Williamsburg.

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Williamsburg.

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Brooklyn.

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Brooklyn. The Verrazano.

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Verrazano. Roosevelt Island.

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The one in the Bronx.

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From.

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From the Bronx to Queens up there.

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With a T. That's Tri state, isn't it?

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No.

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Oh, Triboro. I meant. Yeah, the Tribor. Have you said Queensborough already?

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No.

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Queensborough.

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There's the. Oh, there's one. I don't know.

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The T. Bridge.

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The. The one. Yeah, that one up there. The Throg Neck Bridge. Here we go. Throg. Zack.

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And what. What is it? So the tunnel goes To Jersey.

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There got to be a bridge.

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There got to be a bridge going to Jersey. There's no bridge.

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That's a George Washington. We said it already.

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Okay.

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And then there is the one from. No, that's nine. That's the only. I can think of nine.

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Okay, so Staten island, we got that one. There's like three or four to Brooklyn. We got those Queens. Roosevelt Island.

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Manhattan Bridge.

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The Manhattan Bridge. 10. Okay, how many bridges New York City have?

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Yes, this is from NYC.gov New York City. Owns, operates, and maintains 789 bridges and tunnels.

[B]

How is Portland the bridge City?

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Yeah, the bridge City.

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Girl, I'm sorry, Portland, I'm dethroning y'.

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All. The Bridge City.

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You're not the bridge City. You have hundreds less bridges than a lot of cities.

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I don't know why Jacob was laughing. Jacob was laughing.

[C]

These stuff you were thinking so hard to like, and you were like, okay, we got.

[B]

Cut us off.

[C]

I didn't cut you off.

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We were saying, as we were saying, skibidi Bop Bridge. 700 something bridges.

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Yeah. Portland is the bridge city, though.

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I don't get it. I don't get it.

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We don't make the rules. We.

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But we can dispute them. We can dispute them. And I'm disputing whether or not Portland gets to be called the Bridge City.

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The Bridge city.

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Because that's 14 bridges.

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12.

[B]

They said 14.

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It was 12.

[B]

Was it 12 or 14?

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It was 12.

[B]

I think it was 14. Jacob, help us, please. We're fighting.

[A]

Wait, sorry, What?

[B]

How many bet?

[A]

Let's bet. Let's bet 12.

[B]

It's 14. What are we betting?

[A]

If I want to.

[B]

This is not mine. That's not mine.

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The only other thing you said was you always.

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Now this one not yours.

[A]

Is this mine, Jacob?

[B]

No, mine is on the wall. Okay, this is Jacob.

[A]

So if I win, I get to take that. Which one?

[B]

That's not mine.

[A]

Either one of yellow booze I get to take.

[B]

If I win, what do I get?

[A]

And I give you the one Selena gave me.

[B]

I don't want that. I have that one already.

[A]

No, you don't have it. The green one.

[B]

I do have that one.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I'll give you.

[A]

I'll give you one of my grumpkins because you like them so much.

[B]

The big one.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

No bet. What's the answer?

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Sorry.

[B]

How many bridges does Portland have? We Forgot I said 14.

[C]

It's 12.

[A]

Thank you. Fuck it.

[B]

Well, click it.

[A]

I should have fucking zoomed.

[B]

You should have bet. You could have had a I don't know, something. Whatever you asked for, I can't remember. You would have had it. But oh, well, you could. You could have.

[A]

You so sure?

[B]

You should have bet the big grumpkin I was. But no, you already still owe me the money from the best in the past anyway.

[A]

Anyway, you do.

[B]

We shook on them. You're not a man of your word.

[A]

I'm not a man.

[B]

You look like one.

[A]

That's great. See, now y' all is getting a peek into the real Bob the Dragon. You look like someone that not on on TikTok Live and doing the podcast and on we're here and sweating the blah, blah, blah. This is the real motherfucking Bob the Dragon. Y' all are getting a sneak peek to what this bitch is really like. What Jacob Kane and I had to put the fuck up with when the 1, 1, 2 and 3 shut off. That's what we were.

[B]

They went up and say, with a big grizzly man.

[A]

Good to know.

[B]

Bear Grylls over here.

[A]

Thank you, McGilla, the drag queen. You got some nerve, nigga. Looking like nigga lipping over here. That's you.

[B]

Look at your big ass, motherfucker. Look at you Harambe ass hands.

[A]

You got some to match your Harambe belly, honey.

[B]

And your baboon ass.

[A]

Oh, I love my baboon ass, honey. This ass is baboonerific, girl.

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[B]

Oh, I start my day. If I have to be out the door at 9:30. I wake up at 9:15. I wake up in a tizzy.

[A]

That's not a good advice.

[B]

I mean you asked two questions. How do you start your day and what advice do you have? I'm answering one of the questions. So if I shower the night before, I wake up at 9:15. If I have to shower the morning of, I'll wake up at night o'. Clock. If I had to be out at 9:30, I do not grab breakfast. I will eat break. I might eat breakfast when I get where I'm going. If I remember or someone else remembers, order it for me. But I wake up in a tizzy. I am and I am immediately leaving the door. People who like wake up and have a coffee and a cigarette and sit on the lanai and and think and watch the news. I'm like, how early are you waking up to do all of this?

[A]

Well, I think normal people because I think you and I don't leave.

[B]

I'm not normal.

[A]

Exactly. I don't think, I don't think you have.

[B]

I'm a weirdo.

[A]

You are a weirdo. You are a weirdo. And what are you? I'm weird as well. But you are absolutely weird.

[B]

You're not weird as well. You're weird as hell is what you are.

[A]

You are absolutely a weirdo. But I think people who have like a regular 9 to 5 job and they have like a very strict schedule that they do every single day for at least 47 weeks out of the year, they're doing this. I think they commit to that routine because it helps them. I mean, if. I mean, it depends on what your job is. Right. If you have to go into some stressful job and you had to, like, I get how centering is. When I used to have to go into the Yale Club, isn't not. I'm not a. You know, I'm not solving anything. It's not a very stressful job, but it was very hectic, so I would.

[B]

Essential. You were an essential worker.

[A]

I don't think I was essential. Were they?

[B]

I don't know. I don't remember.

[A]

I don't think so. I think it was like.

[B]

Like we're hotel workers. Essential workers.

[A]

No, it's like nurses, doctors, food service. Food service. I don't think hotel workers were essential.

[B]

Anyway, you're saying.

[A]

So I used to like to get. I would get up.

[B]

Keep talking.

[A]

Yeah. If I had to be at work for. Don't think so. If I had to be at work at 11am I would wake up and it would take me an hour to get to work. I want to leave by 10. I will wake up at 8:30. So I can like, wake up, wait.

[B]

To be at work by 10.

[A]

11.

[B]

No. When you what? From the time you leave the house. What time you wake up? If you have to leave the house at 10.

[A]

An hour and a half before. So I didn't wake up.

[B]

This is madness.

[A]

That's madness.

[B]

This is madness.

[A]

Whether you're leaving the house, you're in a tizzy. You're like.

[B]

Like, this is madness.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

The other day I woke up and I was headed. And I called. Jacob was like, we're headed to the office, to the studio. Out. Something happened. We made clear. Like, I'm gonna come grab you. Then I got on a phone call, and then I was on the phone call and I just forgot. And then I was just driving to work and then I got a call from Jacob. I was like, oh, shit. I never went and got Jacob.

[A]

Did you go back and pick him up?

[B]

No.

[A]

Work.

[C]

We Would have been late if he had come back.

[B]

Like you.

[A]

What?

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

What about me?

[B]

It would have been late. I said, like you?

[A]

Yeah, I was late today. And what's your point?

[B]

And yesterday.

[A]

Yeah, and several times you've been late on a podcast. Several times where you, Jake and I were literally gonna do a podcast. I get a call from Jacob, like, hey, so Caldwell didn't realize it was a podcast today. He's really tired, so we're not gonna do it.

[B]

I'm like, okay, you know what about ism is wild.

[A]

It is true. I'm just saying on this podcast, we have both participated in being accountabilityism. We both behave in this behavior. Have you apologized for your time as you've been late?

[B]

Yeah, I usually come and say, sorry, I was late. I'm Almost every time, as I did.

[A]

Today, I literally texted you and Jacob, I said, hey, sorry, guys. I'm running late. I want a phone call.

[B]

It says, sorry. Take it. Read the text verbatim. Read the text verbatim. This is going to be delicious. I didn't even read the text. I didn't even read the text. Read it.

[C]

Jacob running 10 behind, period. Meeting with Brett is running over.

[B]

So you said you apologize. Do you want to redact that? You want to apologize for lying yesterday.

[C]

9:30Am, running 10 minutes behind.

[B]

Hmm. I don't hear any apologies.

[A]

Jacob, I apologize for being late to the estimate.

[B]

No, no, I don't hear any apology. Did you apologize to Kane?

[A]

I did apologize.

[B]

Can we ask apologize right now? Kane, did you hear an apology yesterday? Kane just shook his head and said no. So you lied again. So apologize to Kane right now.

[A]

Kane and I will have our own conversation. No, you can apologize when you're not present.

[B]

No, you can apologize to Kane when you're not present. Yeah, so you lied about apologizing. You lied twice, told us you apologize to Kane. Kane just shook your head, said, no, you didn't apologize.

[A]

No, I said, can I go? We're have a separate conversation.

[B]

But you said you already had one.

[A]

I'm going to have a conversation we'll have today.

[B]

So you lied about.

[A]

But you're not present.

[B]

But you did lie.

[A]

Well, you're not present. Do you have proof that you apologize when you were late? Yeah, of course I do.

[B]

I don't know where my phone is, but. Jacob, type. Type sorry into the group chat. I bet. I bet if you type the word sorry, it won't show up on Monet's side.

[A]

It won't be on your side.

[B]

Type in the word Search the word.

[A]

Because, you know, you don't even have the decency to communicate. You make Jacob do it for you.

[B]

You don't have the decency.

[A]

You don't have the decency to communicate. Jacob has to do it for you. I don't know what y' all run at your harem. My home. Your harem. My home, your harem. But Jacob is the one that's apologize for you.

[B]

Well, at least there's an apology from Jacob, not you.

[A]

From Jacob, not you.

[B]

And I just show up and go, oh, sorry I'm late, guys.

[A]

From Jacob, not you.

[B]

I'm like, oh, and Kane, whenever I've been late, what's the first thing I say to you when I'm late? K. I'm like, holler outside. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Oh, I appreciate you. I'm sorry. Kane is. Kane is literally accounting.

[A]

That what I'm talking about.

[B]

Kane. Now Kane, when Monet's running late, what do you hear?

[A]

I said here.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

I said here to me.

[B]

Wait, to be clear, what I just heard Kane say was, when I'm running late, he goes, I appreciate you. I am so sorry. For me. Walks in. She's on the phone. Buy, buy, sell. Businessman from the 1940.

[A]

But what did you say to me? So what did you say to me? What'd you say to me? Nothing. Jacob had to do it for you.

[B]

Apologize to you. What. What did you find in the. Sorry.

[C]

Sorry. The iPhone doesn't do search like that through text messages. It's so. It's a word through all of my text messages. So you can't do the messenger? No.

[A]

What did you say to me?

[B]

I'm sure I. Apologize.

[A]

Jacob. Had to.

[B]

I'm sure I've apologized. Where is my phone? Hey, Google. Where is my Google Pixel? Because we're gonna wake it up.

[A]

Wake it on up.

[B]

Oh, it was literally right behind me. That's crazy.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

All right, let's look through the chat, honey, because this we about to wake it up. About to clear it up. Who else has already cleared you up on this? Mama Rose. Cleared you up on your lies.

[A]

Mama Rose.

[B]

Oh, this is. This is delicious. June 4th. 10 minutes late. Sorry. From Bob the Drag Queen. March 16th. I am so sorry. I have to push until noon. Jacob. January 22nd. Sorry, I was in the shower. January 5th. Still watching.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

This is crazy. November 3rd, 2024. Sorry for the delay. Jacob. August 10th.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

This is my fault.

[A]

Jacob.

[B]

Like, that's Jacob.

[A]

That's not you.

[B]

February 11th. I'm sorry, guys. It's always a mess when I'm in Atlanta.

[A]

That's from Jacob, not you.

[B]

So the first one. This was June 4th. 10 minutes late. Sorry.

[A]

These are, these are doctored. I don't believe it. Sorry. These are doctors. I don't believe it.

[B]

And you saw it too. You're wild.

[A]

These are doctors.

[B]

I finally found a. Sorry from you. Finally found one.

[C]

So do you have anything encouraging to say to our listeners who are on their way to work right now?

[A]

When you see especially who those of you who might be going to work to a very. That's the word I wanted to use.

[B]

Constant work environment. Do your bit.

[A]

Already do. To go to a trash work where you have to deal with someone who is very, you know, dark sided and you know, brazen and because they are very bold. But I think that if you are going to an environment where you have to deal with someone who is of that ilk, I think that the best thing you can do is center yourself and meditate. Meditation is something that I really prioritize. When I have to come into work and when I have to take my nuts, nigga, I meditate so I can center myself, meditate and I can be good and I, and I really meditate and center how I'm going to approach today so I can, I can have a good experience. How about you? Do you meditate?

[B]

No, I don't meditate.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I'm not saying meditating is baloney, but I don't think it's for me. I'm not. I used to meditate every day. I used to meditate every day for like a year. Every single day. Because someone recommended it when I first got sober. Someone recommended meditate every single day. They're like, I was like, oh, okay. So I would find a way to make myself have to meditate. I would paint my nails and when I paint my nails, I can't be touching stuff. My nose get fucked up. So I would sit there for the entire time that took me. I paint my nose every morning and for the time that it took or whenever I woke up and for the time that it took me to my nails to dry, I would just sit in my bed and meditate and think on things and set intentions for the day. And I honestly don't think it was soothing. I don't think it helped me.

[A]

Were you clearing your mind? What were you thinking when you meditate? Like what?

[B]

Like I would do different things. I would, I would clear my mind. I would listen to meditative list on YouTube or Spotify. I would Set intentions for the day. I did different things.

[A]

And what were you trying to give in a meditation?

[B]

I wasn't trying to get anything. I was just trying to. Trying to center myself and, like, focus on my body, focus on my day, focus on the sounds around me I would listen to. I would. I would ask myself, what do you feel? What do you see? What do you. What are you sensing? What are you smelling? What are you tasting? Just sitting there, being like, what am. What. I'm just like, I'm being in my body. What am I feeling right now? I'm feeling this. This chair. I'm feeling the chair. The chair is beneath me. It feels soft. What do I smell? Or something pungent in that direction. What am I tasting? There's a little bit of toothpaste, A little bit of toothpaste. What am. What am I. What am I seeing? Nothing. My eyes are closed just in my. In my body. But I did different things. I was. I was basically googling. How do you meditate? What should you do when you're meditating? And I tried a bunch of different things. Music. And I was just like, it wasn't for me. I'm not saying you should meditate, but people who meditate seem to. People who. Who love it, baby. They really love meditating.

[A]

I mean, I think in a world where there's just so much, especially today, you know, what we're all dealing with. I mean, I'm someone. I listen to a lot of news. I listen to all the new shit and podcasts all day long.

[B]

What podcast?

[A]

Listen to the View, listen to the daily. I listen to Podcast of America. I listen to what else. I listen to for gossip stuff sometimes, depending on what the topic is. I listen to Breakfast Club because they do have a lot of hip hop stuff and, like, you know, about Teyana Taylor and her divorce and blah, blah, which I don't know. Other people listen to it. So I listen to. Depending on what the topic is, but with so much political shit and getting inundated by that all day, and again, I'm choosing to listen to it. I know no one's making me listen to it, but I want to stay informed. I know what's going on. So I just walk around here being dumb as fuck. But I think meditation is a little. I mean, again, I'm not sitting there for an hour or just even 10 minutes to be like, phone down, nothing off, and just like, oh, girl, 30 minutes a day.

[B]

I would do it. I would do it until my fingernails weren't tacky. 30 minutes every day and you got.

[A]

Nothing for like a year and you didn't like it.

[B]

I didn't say I got nothing from it, but I didn't think that was worth the 30 minutes I was spending every morning. I'd rather just do stuff. I like to get up and just start doing stuff. Or if it's a day off, I will just lay there. If it's a day off, if I have something to do, I'd rather just get up and do it. But if I have a day off, baby, I will lay in bedrock. Oh, yes. Hours of. Hours of TikToks, YouTube videos, Reddit threads. My shoulder falls asleep. I have to rotate to my back. I drop my phone on my face. Rotate to the other side on your face.

[A]

Ooh, that always hurts so bad now.

[B]

That shoulder falls asleep. Hours. Get up finally at 1:00pm yeah, bedrotting.

[A]

No, I'm not. I'm not a bedrotter because I feel like I just had to get up and do something. Even. Even on a day off. I don't have anything to do.

[B]

Even.

[A]

I've been on a tour for just back home and I'm like. I'm like, oh, I'm happy back home. Like, I want to, like, get back into my routine.

[B]

I do not have the incessant need to do something. I. But I am always. But I think it's because I'm so busy all the time. So if I have time off, I'll just lay there. I don't. I don't gotta do anything. But I do make myself come into the studio Monday through Friday.

[A]

Do you? I think the question. I just forgot. As I was saying, it can go.

[B]

Below meditating, head rotting, days off, days on.

[A]

Oh, do you, do you. Do you make a bed every day? Do you have routine things you do that, like, make you feel centered?

[B]

I brush my teeth in the morning.

[A]

That's it. It's your new routine. And.

[B]

And I often brush my teeth at night.

[A]

No coffee, no tea, no, just. Just. Only. Only brushes.

[B]

I don't drink coffee. I will drink coffee. I don't feel like I don't have like a hard line against coffee, but I don't really drink.

[A]

But it says, be at your house. When Jacob orders both of y' all coffee, y' all drink it.

[B]

Well, Jacob, yeah, Jacob ordered me coffee. He doesn't want to take any sip of his because he says I take dad gulps.

[A]

Well, you're an addict, so when you drink stuff, you act like it's. You never like, my.

[B]

The way I Sip has nothing to.

[A]

Do with me being an addict. No drinking stuff like every. This is. You had a rule in your house. Oh, when he comes to my house, you have to bring something to me too. And the way that you would.

[B]

I ate with that one. I ate with that.

[A]

And then when I wouldn't. And then we'll get into a fight. Cause I didn't bring you a soda.

[B]

I'm like, when I come here, I have to bring things.

[A]

That's your business. I don't have to bring something. And then when I would offer you.

[B]

Some people are gracious guests.

[A]

When I would offer you a sip of my thing, you would drink the entire thing in like two go.

[B]

That has nothing to do with my addiction. The way that I consume liquid has.

[A]

Nothing to do with my surprise. Like how you would. How you consume alcohol.

[B]

Yeah, but that's the way I consume liquids. The way that I consume.

[A]

And food I don't eat. Yes, you do. I don't go like you eat fast, girl.

[B]

You'll be like, I know Big back Patty Whack will eat a snack. Come to my home with eight with. With that. With five pizzas. And first of all, each one in two bites.

[A]

I know Big belly Shelly better sit over there and tell me that that's what I'm doing. I know you don't. You eat. You inhale food.

[B]

I know. Thick thighs in the sky make the dick rise. Exactly.

[A]

That's me.

[B]

Feet. The street. Big hands look like frying jiggly Tilly.

[A]

Chili is over here trying to tell me, nigga, you was in. You went over there and inhaled food. You still do to this day.

[B]

Big shoulders. You looked on his boulders.

[A]

Big.

[B]

Your big ass back will make a cow yak. Okay, that's what I think about. Look like boulders.

[A]

Tits like oven mitts. Natural ass inhaling ass. Nigga, that was you. You was eating shit like that.

[B]

Big knees.

[A]

And you know you did.

[B]

Big knees.

[A]

You gotta knock me.

[B]

My knees not knocked.

[A]

Yes, they are. My knees are not they A little knock.

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Your knees are knocked.

[A]

Yeah, they are yours.

[B]

A little knocked knees are not.

[A]

Yes, they are. Girl.

[B]

What do you think?

[A]

Knock kneed is yours goes a little in at the knees.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yes, they do.

[B]

No, Monet. Okay, okay. First of all, I want to open up this conversation about our running video. That don't look nothing like me. That don't look nothing like me. That ain't never looks like me in our running video. First of all, everyone's saying we run crazy.

[A]

They said they don't run crazy. They say that. They said that we run gay.

[B]

We. Someone said they run like comedians. Monet, your knees are kissing.

[A]

No, they're not.

[B]

Monet, your knees. You have scabs on the inside of your knees from them rubbing up. Look at these knees.

[A]

Nigga, that's you.

[B]

You got these isoscelese triangles.

[A]

Bitch, that's cause I heard in the comments.

[B]

Nigga, that's cause I'm fit. Go to the comments. Knock meat is not a sign of being fit.

[A]

No, I'm saying. No, no, no. I look like that. A triangle. Because, bitch, that's how I'm shaped. Honey.

[B]

Someone said. Damn, they run like comedians. Open up the replies. Just laughs. Laughs a read. I was thinking the same thing.

[A]

I knew from the start I was.

[B]

Going to be crazy. I was fucking screaming. This is such a funny all timer comment. I knew Bob had hella stamina from all that shit talking she'd be doing. Exactly. Oh my God, the grinning. The phrase I'm not a sore loser, but I'm going to suffer a winner. Ding, ding, ding.

[A]

Yeah. When they would have won that caboose. Girl, I am. I am bringing about 225 pounds just in my booty.

[B]

There is nothing you could have done that would have made you wonder in their foot race.

[A]

My ass is. I am seeing a lot of ass behind me. We need to do more. Anything you can Do I said we still go to the gun range to tomorrow I'm going to beat you on the gun range. You won't.

[B]

That's what you said about racing the gun range.

[A]

You won't.

[B]

But you already said that once gun range.

[A]

You won't. And I'm going to say it again. And what are you going to do about it? I'm going to beat you. You're not.

[B]

This is. I can tell you with 100% certainty that I will 100% beat you with the gun. I want to be clear.

[A]

Why. Why is that? Because you're. Because you're from Georgia.

[B]

I want to be. First of all, I have never even held gun and I have never held a real gun in my life.

[A]

But as a Southerner, it's just. It's just.

[B]

It is not.

[A]

It is.

[B]

It is not.

[A]

It's part of Yalls culture.

[B]

I'm not that kind of Southerner.

[A]

That's part of y'. All.

[B]

These are these Southerners. We don't do this.

[A]

No black people shoot guns in the South a lot.

[B]

Not like these people. Who's from the south, me or you? I, I, I. But who's from the South? If you comment below.

[A]

If you are a black person and you are a gun owner in the south and you like shooting guns, comment.

[B]

Below and comment below. If you're from the south, you know, for the fact that black folks do not be having guns on the side because these people have guns.

[A]

Let's see what they say.

[B]

These people. We don't be having guns.

[A]

You know, it's not only reserved for white people. Black people can can take pride in.

[B]

Gunship and shooting, but gun owning in the south is not really matter.

[A]

I think what's not a big thing. One of the. The Olympic lady, one of the ones from America she was like a like one of the top shooting shoes of black woman was. That is another thing.

[B]

Okay. Money. That's like saying there was one black president. So isn't that clear that all black people are president?

[A]

I'm just saying. But I would say black people are.

[B]

Not in the rule.

[A]

I don't think that black people excluded from gun culture.

[B]

I didn't say. I never said black people are excluded. This woman is not black.

[A]

No, not. Not the one who did it. But there was a whole controversy about.

[B]

About a black the whole American team. Ain't no black people up in there. Not a single black person. What more fake news you got? What else you want to lie about?

[A]

No, there was a whole thing about a black Woman And. And not the nra. Oh, is this.

[B]

That's my name restriction.

[C]

Oh, because you have to be 18.

[A]

Or over, which is so crazy. You need to be 18 or old. Oh, I guess you have to be.

[B]

18, which is crazy.

[C]

This is the last Olympic team for 2024.

[A]

Yeah. No, there was a controversy about a woman who was. Who was trying to go to the Olympics. A black woman who's a big shooter.

[B]

You keep changing the thing, but it.

[A]

Was a controversy about it.

[B]

You keep changing the thing. First it was a black woman out that she wanted to be in there.

[A]

I don't remember. I just remember the whole controversy. A black Olympic shooting, lady skeet shooting. I don't remember.

[C]

I'll look into it.

[B]

But. So again, I'm not saying that black people do not own guns, saying gun culture is not big for black people in the South. We don't be really having guns like that.

[A]

Well, people will comment below.

[B]

They will.

[A]

You know, they might be for Texas, which is the South.

[B]

Texas is.

[A]

And we're not going to relitigate it. But if they're being from Texas, you're not from Texas. Exclude them from being from the South.

[B]

You're not from Texas, you're not exclude them.

[A]

And you're not the arbiter of who is the South.

[B]

I'm from the south, but.

[A]

But that doesn't make you the governor.

[B]

More than you.

[A]

You are, but doesn't make you more than you. You don't choose. You don't choose.

[B]

I know. More than you.

[A]

And you never will.

[B]

And you definitely.

[A]

And you don't choose. You definitely don't choose. You don't choose.

[B]

What do you.

[C]

But you choose.

[A]

You don't choose, but you choose. And Lizzo, even on our podcast, she.

[B]

Said, Lizzo said, takes out the South.

[A]

And then she came back, she said, actually, no. And she fixed what?

[B]

She said, no. She was like, oh. Oh, I thought you were from Texas, too. I would never be from Texas.

[A]

This ain't Texas.

[B]

I would never be from Texas. Imagine me being from Houston. Dallas, Austin, Fort Worth, actually. Austin, Odessa, Del Rio. I think.

[A]

I think Houston is cuter than. No, Austin is my opinion. My favorite part of Texas. But I don't mind Houston. Houston, it's a good time.

[B]

Hey, Texas is fine, but I would never be from there.

[A]

San Antonio is whack. I just don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. San Antonio is fucking booty. Do you have a Go to Wake up song?

[B]

Song? I don't really. I Don't. I don't really listen to morning music in the morning. Jacob listens to music in the morning, so I will often hear musicals in the house in the morning. Yeah. Tao puts on headphones, so I don't know. I actually. I have a clue what he's listening to, but I don't hear it because he works in the house and headphones.

[C]

Okay, so what's he listening to? Give us the clue.

[B]

You want to. You want me give you a clue and just say what it is?

[C]

No. Yeah, say what it is.

[B]

Oh, probably listen to either diary of a CEO or one of those, like, fitness influencer workout videos, YouTube videos. Diary of a CEO is this. This, like, black British guy who's a CEO of a bunch of companies and he interviews, like, rich people and influential people and scientists and CIA agents, and he does these, like. It's a really popular podcast. I actually have been listening to this one episode for, like, 19 days now because it's really interesting about. It's called Shadows, about.

[A]

Why is it so long? It's just a long episode. You just can't finish it.

[B]

It's like two and a half hours long. And I listen on my way to work. So what I do is my, my, my. I don't listen to music in the mornings, but my. On my commute, I like to listen to either an audiobook, but more than like. Or a podcast. Well, I mean, like, lately I've been listening to this podcast. I want to get through it, but I also, more than likely I'm listening to this. I'm listening to up first by. By NPR. And then consider this. I don't know, up first is like three news stories from NPR. And then consider this is like a 15 minute diet. They're 15 minutes each. And then consider this a 15 minute dial on one topic.

[A]

Yeah, I've never gotten into NPR and then any of the programming.

[B]

Aisha Roscoe with the Sunday. With the Sunday report or the Sunday Letter or something like that. Sunday Report on. Which is considered this Considered up first, does one story on Sundays with Aisha Roscoe.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

She has an iconic voice. If you know Aisha Roscoe's voice, if you know her voice.

[A]

She's a comedian.

[B]

No, she's a journalist.

[A]

Aisha Roscoe, I think.

[B]

Listen to me this morning.

[A]

Aisha Roscoe. I'm thinking about that lady from the lesbian comedian British lady who was on that show with Tone Bell.

[B]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[A]

I can't even know her name. Anyway, you Listen to music in the morning. Yeah, typically I put it on. It's probably whatever I like. Like in my recently added album, something in there.

[B]

What is it now?

[A]

What's the mostly added album? Probably K Pop Demon Hunters.

[B]

Can you sing any?

[A]

Oh, also three.

[B]

Oh my God. Can you sing some Kpop?

[A]

Do you know how it's for us? Which one I want to sing from there.

[B]

The big Ready for the Takedown. Is that the first song?

[A]

No, how it's done as the first.

[B]

Song just spoiled the movie for me. Go ahead.

[A]

Well, you should watch it. Weren't you watching and you just gave up on it?

[B]

I fell asleep. I didn't give up. I fell asleep.

[A]

That's a quitter. So what I'm asleep is a quitter.

[B]

You quit every day?

[A]

Yeah. You. You quit on the cat. You couldn't call the Kpop Demon Hunters. I would never quit on them though. Never. I love them. Okay, they're doing two and three. I'm so anyway, yes. I'll probably listen to that, brush my teeth and go to the gym pretty much every morning at 7am when I'm home.

[B]

And what do you want to the gym?

[A]

Make sure. Oh my God, the View is back. I just miss them when they're gone for so long.

[B]

Guess who back in the house.

[A]

Listen to the View. After the View, I will listen to the Daily. She's going on there at the gym. You don't listen to music here and there. I go in and out. All right. I listen to Hasan Minaj's podcast, which is really good. His podcast is so good. He just had Hassan Abi on there and they had such an interesting dialogue about politics and AI. It's really good.

[B]

I do not like going to the gym in the morning.

[A]

Love it.

[B]

I have been a morning gym person whenever I work with a trainer. These, these freaks, these weirdos are morning people and I will meet them for the morning in the gym. But I really prefer to work out in the evening.

[A]

Best way to start your day. I love it. I just so much energy. I feel I can take on today.

[B]

Going to the gym does not give me energy. It drains my energy. I am more tired. I'm not like, oh, I got a burst.

[A]

Do you eat before the gym?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What do you eat?

[B]

I usually have a protein shake and like a sandwich or I will have like some omelette or something. I don't always eat before the gym. Sometimes I do. When I have time, I do. When I don't, I will like pound a protein shake. But I definitely Consume something. I try to get at least like 500 calories in my body before I go.

[A]

Protein is fine, but you want carbs for the gym because the car is like power through your workout.

[B]

Protein, Protein shakes.

[A]

But enough carbs. They probably have, I'm assuming they have the macros in. Those are more, more protein than carbs. Like, you want to have like, at least like, roughly about like 50 grams of protein. 50 grams of carbs for the gym if you're gonna lift a lot.

[B]

I've also been keto and gone to.

[A]

The gym too, which is a lot of fat.

[B]

I don't think I'm gonna do keto ever again.

[A]

I didn't do keto.

[B]

I was having heart palpitations.

[A]

Yeah, I don't, I never wanted to.

[B]

I was like, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. This is crazy.

[A]

I don't understand. I mean, I, I, it's about like supplementing your diet with just fat and protein.

[B]

It's about putting your body into a.

[A]

State of ketosis, which is fat was having a lot of fat.

[B]

No, ketosis is about, it's, I don't think it's about having fat, but I believe that you use protein and fat. You just don't have bread. You can't put. Putting carbs in there and your body goes into ketosis and then you start to burn fat in a different way. But because you can't have like apples, you can't have bread, you can't have bananas, you can't have. You have to have like keto friendly protein shakes. It's madness. It is, it's meant for diabetics. It is a diet you have. You notice every weight loss thing is just diabetics, Ozempic, diabetic diabetes medication.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. Keto is meant for diet for people.

[B]

Keto is a diet meant for people who are diabetic.

[A]

I had a friend who did. She did a carnivore diet and she really liked that. Like literally only meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. When you think you had enough meat, have some more meat. It was only meat and she loved it. And she lost. She did well, but.

[B]

Well, is the goal to lose weight or is the goal to be healthy? I don't know what her goal is. You can lose weight and not be healthy. I don't know.

[A]

Goal was. But she was happy with the results. But I don't know why she went off it, though. I didn't ask why she went off. When we got distracted. I Forgot to ask that question. I was like, why don't you get off of it?

[B]

There was this girl named Freely, the banana girl. And she only ate bananas. Solamente.

[A]

Her name is Nimpia Wind Comas.

[B]

Did you say bananas in Spanish?

[A]

Bananas.

[B]

Bananas. Bananas. Solemnte platanos. Solemnte platanos. And she would only eat. She, like, she, like, I eat mostly bananas. Like, I eat like, my dad is like 90% bananas. There's this guy online that I. That kind of became obsessed with recently. He, he, he. He's like, this is. This is my food. And I am my food. And it's just a big bowl of like, greens and maybe there's meat in.

[A]

I can't remember.

[B]

But he said he's. He eats this, this food every day. It's like, it's. It's like one of the only things. It's like the main thing he eats meats this big, this big thing of. It's called my food.

[A]

What's in it?

[B]

Can you look up? My food on Tick Tock is type in this is my food on Tick Tock. And it's like a bunch of greens. I think there's beans in it. I don't think there's any meat in it. And he just eats this. You don't have to do the sound. Just click it. But no sound, please. It's this.

[A]

This.

[B]

He's going to show you how he prepares it. This is it. This is what he eats all day, every day. This is my food. I am my food. I eat my food. All food, all day, every day. And that's what it is. It's. It looks like a bunch of vegetables finely chopped, though. And then, and then. So he's chopping up some broccoli right now. He's putting that in there. And then he's chopping up some carrots. And then he's putting that in there. And then he ends up cooking some beans, putting those in there. He's chopping up cauliflower, putting that in there. So then I was inspired by this is my food. This is some kale. Then I was inspired by this, my food.

[A]

Eating kale. Raw kale. Girl, you might as well eat some fucking sandpaper.

[B]

I think he cooks it.

[A]

Oh, he's cooking.

[B]

I don't know. I mean, I know he cooks the beans. The beans are. There's tofu in it. Yeah, he puts tofu in it as well.

[A]

Oh, he does.

[B]

And he cooks the whole thing.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

He doesn't season it. There's no seasoning.

[A]

That's Crazy.

[B]

But he's like, you don't need it because it's got peppers and all this stuff. Like, you don't need to season it because the food is the seasoning. So I was inspired by this, my food, and I started ordering something called dog food.

[A]

I've seen this. I came to y', all, so I saw that look. Crazy.

[B]

The dog.

[A]

What's crazy about dog food is the thing that you have. You have to rehydrate it. That's. That.

[B]

No, you just cook it. You don't have to rehydrate. You just cook it.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

There's no rehydrating. It's just. It's just a bag of chicken and vegetables or steak and. Or beef and vegetables.

[A]

There's something you told me about it. I was like, oh, that doesn't make. I remember you telling me about.

[B]

I was like.

[A]

And you said something. I was like, oh, that doesn't make any sense.

[B]

It's advertised as dog food for humans, but it's literally just a big bag of frozen chicken and vegetables. That's. That's literally all it is. There's no. There's no. Nothing else to it. No gimmicks. It's just a big bowl of chicken and vegetables.

[A]

What are. Is there a lot of sodium in it? Like, what are the nutritious. There are.

[B]

There's no seasoning in it whatsoever.

[A]

5 grams of fat for. So for every serving size, which is 8 ounces, you get 5 grams of fat.

[C]

Sorry, can you speak into the mic?

[A]

Oh, sorry. For every serving, which has turned to 7 calories, which is about 8 ounces of food, you get 5 grams of fat and 50 grams of protein and sodium, only 0.27 grams. You. Is. Is it tasty to you?

[B]

Does it taste good? You season it if you want.

[A]

Oh, so it has no seasoning.

[B]

There's no seasoning in it. I. And I pan fry mine. I don't microwave mine, but also. Yeah, I don't microwave mine. I don't like microwaving food.

[A]

And do you like it? Is it bad? Is it good?

[B]

I do not have a strong desire for my food to be, like, super refined. It is. It is. It can taste good if you season it properly. But I'm not like, oh, yes, honey. But I'm like, I'm eating. And eating is good to do. So I'm eating. I mean. And it is really. Because the chicken's already cooked.

[A]

Yeah. I think that's what we did for, like, I. I would have to season it up and taste Good.

[B]

Like, I season it.

[A]

No, but you say you don't have a strong desire for. When you say refined, mean, like, for it to look nice. You just want to just get something in your body.

[B]

No, I. It's not that I just want to get things in my body, but, like, I don't have a desire to have this, like, intense culinary experience. I am really comfortable eating these same things every day. Like, I. I just don't need some off the wall culinary experience. What's off the wall? I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm.

[A]

Not saying I'm asking you to, like, to. To julienne your carrots and blah, blah, but, like, I mean, so. So you would eat. You. You'll be comfortable eating this every day for a month.

[B]

I did work. I did. I ate it three times a day, twice a day. I wasn't really eating in the middle of the day.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

And honestly, it was so convenient, and I really liked it. It was like. What I liked was the convenience that it brought to my life. And I was kind of excited to get up and cook something because it wasn't a lot of cooking. I had it in, like, less than 10 minutes, put on the stove, zhuzh it up, put it in a little to go box drive to the studio. Great dog food.

[A]

What? Did you see this on Tick Tock?

[B]

I think it might have been Tick Tock. Well, when I was in the. This is my food land, I became. Then I started going down the, like, I was like, should I make my own food? Should I make this as my food? My version of this is my food?

[A]

That's a lot of prep and work to make.

[B]

But he doesn't have to do it very often because he makes like, the whole thing, like, at one time a week.

[A]

Basically, that's what Andy does. And he makes. He makes 80 burritos at the beginning of the month. For the whole month. 80 burritos. Jacob.

[B]

81.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Jacob makes 81.

[A]

Jacob makes what?

[B]

81 burritos.

[A]

And then he'll make like, like 40 things of soups. And so he'll make like his entire month of food.

[B]

He does like a month and a half. Yeah.

[A]

In one and like in the house. In one day.

[B]

About five minutes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A reading went on nachos. And so the way that he's like that to me, like that I. Doing that every day, eating the same thing like that every day where I. I wouldn't want to do that. That's why. Factor meals, factor me. Oh, my God. We are promoing several Businesses anyway factor meals, at least they change that up. You get this fresh every week. But doing the.

[B]

If I eat.

[A]

Had to eat the same herb, roasted, whatever for breakfast, lunch in the uk.

[B]

Herb.

[A]

Herb.

[B]

What in the. What in the. Great Britain's going on up in here.

[A]

That's how I say herb.

[B]

You've always said herb every time.

[A]

So if I had to eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a month, hell, no. I would. I would get sick of it. I would get sold. It would make me sick.

[B]

But I really like convenience. You know what I can't stand? A motherfucker, actually. Honestly, I can't stand. Because they're living my life like this. So it actually doesn't bother me that much. But it just. It does. Does irk me a little bit when we're passing the phone around to order food and I notice the phone's been on you for like more than three minutes. Pass the phone. Pass the phone.

[A]

But some people have a hard time making decisions like, Kennedy's like that.

[B]

But I know, but now we're all waiting.

[C]

Well, you can also do a group order and text people the link. And then you have to pass the phone.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I don't. I don't ever pass the phone. But I've seen the phone get stuck.

[A]

You don't ever pass the phone.

[B]

I'm never the one being like, it is usually my phone. I'm usually paying for it. But Jacob got the thing, the link thing he sends out. But I hate when I'm like, where the fuck is my phone?

[C]

You want to say names of anyone you think lingers on the. With the phone too long.

[B]

Well, we discussed that. Kennedy lingers too long. My old assistant Luis used to linger too long. Other people just notes it here and there. I don't really remember much besides those two, but Kennedy with the phone would just be stuck. And I'm like, what is going on? And my oldest.

[A]

And he.

[B]

Luis would be like, he. And he'd be like, what if I ordered and it's not good? I'm like, then just order the right thing next time. But what if this is better? Then you'll get that next time. Like, girl, just order the food.

[A]

This is crazy.

[B]

Like, we're all waiting. This is insane. That drives me insane. But that's why when at my restaurant, you have. There's a tactic if you're a waiter and you want to know the trick to get someone to order their food. I'll show you. You ready? You'll be. So you'll be a customer who doesn't know what they want. Okay. Hey, guys. Welcome to Applebee's. What do you know you want today?

[A]

Well, a drink would be nice first.

[B]

Well, there's a water on the table.

[A]

I wanted a Coke, so there's a.

[B]

Coke next to it. 0. What else can I get you?

[A]

And he wanted his part.

[B]

Is his part gonna come right in front of him? You guys have to look down. You gotta look down.

[A]

So what can I give you? Well, you just brought that as you came. You try to be slick, but. But anyway. That's beside the point.

[B]

You just want to eat? I don't know.

[A]

I think.

[B]

Do you think like a sandwich or an entree?

[A]

No, I like any of those.

[B]

Oh, do you want a soup?

[A]

No, I don't like soups. There's so much too much fajitas. I don't know what a feeder is. I'm not interested in that.

[B]

Those are all the options. I don't think this place for you. No, those are literally all the options. There is nothing else left. But that's it. Well, they have a burger. Well, we do have apples and mustard.

[A]

Oh, my God, Zach, you're speaking my language.

[B]

Trick question. Freak. Security. Come get this. Come get this freak. Not just say no to everything other than me. There's other options. There's nothing left.

[A]

We're a Cheesecake factory. There's a bible of options.

[B]

We're at Applebee's.

[A]

I could choose several things.

[B]

We're at Applebee's and I told you.

[A]

That I want the quesadilla burger.

[B]

You want a quesadilla burger?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How do you want it cooked? You like. Do you like blood at all? Do you like a little pink then? So you don't want any pink at all?

[A]

I like pink.

[B]

It's like a little bit.

[A]

I like two in the pink.

[B]

So you want.

[A]

Do you want a little bit of pink and one in the stink?

[B]

Would you answer my question? Because this is getting appropriate. Do you want a little bit of pink or you want a lot of pink? I.

[A]

What. How much do you. How much do you think I should have?

[B]

I do my medium well. It's like a little bit of pink.

[A]

Medium well.

[B]

Yeah. But also, just so you know, if you get a medium well, it can cook up while as you eat it because it's still. It's still hot.

[A]

So if I tell you a lot of pink, why would you suggest that?

[B]

You didn't say one lot of pink. It's a little bit of pink. I want.

[A]

I want A lot of pink, though.

[B]

You never said that, by the way.

[A]

But you should know that I come.

[B]

Here every week and I avoid you. I come here every week. This is my first time working you. And everyone always avoids you. And I was like, I can actually do it today, but I can get you a medium one for sure.

[A]

A medium one. And what about the alcohol? Coming.

[B]

What do you want to drink today?

[A]

Tomorrow? You took it. You see, you don't.

[B]

That wasn't me. That was someone who looks like me.

[A]

You don't write anything down.

[B]

And it says, because it's all in here.

[A]

But it's not because you just forgot about the margaritas.

[B]

Well, you remember the margarita.

[A]

No, not a margarita.

[B]

Margaritas. And look what's on the way. Oh, looks like I put it in pineapple.

[A]

I wanted passion fruit.

[B]

That is passion fruit. Spoiled. That is passion fruit.

[A]

You passion fruit from the cracker crack of your ass. Why it smell like that?

[B]

Let me bring you your check.

[A]

Okay? $8,000 and zero tip.

[B]

But you are paying $8,000.

[A]

I got it, but you won't get any of it.

[B]

Let me run your card.

[A]

No, I want someone else to run my card. We've seen the wanted sign for you outside.

[B]

Okay, what else?

[A]

What else?

[B]

We're on it.

[A]

I don't trust you.

[B]

Amanda, come over here and grab this card. Thank you.

[A]

Amanda. Hi. Here you go, Amanda. Here's my card.

[B]

All right, Amanda, just head over to the thing. Amanda, this guy's absolutely crazy. Give me the card, Amanda. Give me the card. Amanda.

[A]

Why you look so confused back there, baby?

[B]

Amanda, give me the card.

[A]

Amanda, we have to go very soon.

[B]

The car is running. Thank you so much. Slides it through my little card still and hand it back. You're gonna hand it back. Say nothing. Don't.

[C]

I'm sorry, sir. The card declined.

[A]

Oh, we got him, boys. Come in.

[B]

Get in here.

[A]

This is a sting operation. This is a state operation we were.

[B]

Running on you, Caldwell.

[A]

We know you've been doing this for the past three years at this job we got you.

[B]

Do you know that we had one.

[A]

Of those Applebee's sting operations?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There was a girl stealing. Stealing cards. She took the cards and she was swept through this little machine that would collect the data. Then she would charge their cars, and she would. She would sell that thing like a hard drive to this guy. And then she was doing this for months. And then there was a girl. The SWAT pulled up to the Apple. I told you this on podcast for no swap.

[A]

There's a bunch of roommates who stole or whatever. They robbed the bank. Robbed the bank. That one swapped a lot of Applebee's.

[B]

I've seen SWAT three times in my life. That's crazy. You ever seen swat?

[A]

No.

[B]

Three times. One time I saw. I saw them pulling up to my building in New York City as I was going to the airport, running up the building. I had a different. A separate entrance. SWAT running up the building. I saw them when they came to my home in Columbus, Georgia, and I saw them when they swarmed the Applebee's I worked at.

[A]

Let's just see what the common denominator is. Every time, it's your ass.

[B]

And I keep abating. Every time.

[A]

Every time he can't catch me.

[B]

I think he's playing League of Legends.

[A]

By the way, I don't like PC games. I'm not a PC gamer. I just don't enjoy it.

[B]

I mean, I used to feel the same way.

[A]

Probably if I played, it'd be fine, but I'm just like.

[B]

I used to feel the same way. You should give it a shot.

[C]

Maybe in this last five minutes, I'm gonna pull out different League of Legends champions and we can talk about them.

[B]

Okay, let's see. I don't know a lot about them. Just to be clear. This is Akali.

[A]

Okay, time out. What do you say? Champions? Are these people people you can play as?

[C]

Yeah, like Marvel rivals. Like superheroes. They're. They're different, but they look like that.

[A]

They look like little cartoon little baby things, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is their. Their. Their character art. And then they have Splash Game, which is different.

[B]

But they don't all look like little cartoons. Some of them look. They're different races and species of people. So some of them look like a little animals. Some of them look like. Look like. There's one that looks like Groot, there's one that looks like ooze, and there's one that look like people. Why?

[A]

Video games make the women in them. So.

[B]

And you know why, right?

[A]

Because it's guys.

[B]

No, it's really for the boys. This is to get little boys bricked up, literally.

[A]

The girl women like the proportions, and everything is so sexy.

[B]

So let's talk about. What are we talking about?

[A]

Grooming children.

[B]

All right, so this is Akali. And Akali, she looks like. She's kind of like Mileena or Katana, right?

[A]

Yeah, I can see that.

[B]

With a mask on and this hair all going to the front. She looks cunt. The waist is super tiny. The ass is gigantic, and her waist.

[A]

Is literally this big. This is crazy. It's like fucking plastic tiara.

[B]

But she kind of has modest boobs. For a cartoon character. For a video game character.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes you look at Mortal Kombat, they were busting up.

[B]

Go back. Go, go, go up. That's the one. The one, you know, my nigga right there. Damn. That's the one. Let's talk about Amumu. So I'm recently obsessed with Amumu.

[A]

What's. Boobs.

[C]

Boobs.

[B]

No. What are you talking about? Amumu's a kid.

[A]

Oh. He's sitting down like this.

[B]

Those his knees? Okay.

[A]

I thought. I thought. Okay, got it.

[B]

Look at. He's a child. Monet.

[A]

Which?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. Mumu Labuu.

[B]

A mumu is a sad movie mommy who's been cursed to be alone forever. And everything. Everything that he touches dies. And everything around him is sad. If he's near you, you're sad. If he touches you, you start dying. And he. He's not allowed to have friends.

[A]

This is model after you, isn't it?

[B]

You're what?

[A]

It's the model after you.

[B]

We all saw that coming from Loi. You really threw a Hail Mary on that one.

[A]

It's very useless.

[B]

Mumu is a very cute character who I really like. Like, I picked a Mooma because the story's not as sad.

[A]

I mean, this seems like a lot of characters.

[B]

There's 170something.

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

Ain't that how many Pokemon there are?

[C]

No, there are over a thousand Pokemon.

[A]

Well, at first they were 150, and then they got crazy.

[B]

Well, they got. They got. They want that money in, right? You keep releasing Pokemon, you can keep selling stuff. Now, talk about this woman.

[A]

This looks like. She looks like an evil character.

[B]

What's right? We don't know who that is.

[C]

Jacob, this is Evelyn.

[B]

Evelyn.

[A]

She has a long tail with a pincer at the end of it.

[B]

What do you think she does?

[A]

A spike? The end of it, she looked like she's some type of mistress of the dark. She casts spells and she's a spellcaster, I would imagine. And she looked like she some type of power that when she touches you, she could poison you.

[B]

I feel like all these women have the same body. I'm really intrigued by the fact there's no fat women on League of Legends.

[A]

You know why?

[B]

But they make fat men.

[A]

I know. Well, you know why? Because they want to. They're marketing too little to boys to.

[B]

But a fat woman would be Fun to play. It's got to be a fat woman somewhere, right?

[A]

Jacob?

[B]

I don't think they don't care about the fat.

[A]

They care about sexy women.

[C]

I mean, they definitely do.

[A]

Fat women can't be sexy.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

I'm not trying to say fat women can't be sexy.

[B]

That's not what I'm saying.

[C]

Let me find it better. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, she a woman?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, she's a big Muslim woman.

[C]

Yeah. So I wouldn't say she's fat. A lawy allow is muscle, but she's not fat. But so there is some.

[A]

It's a very masculine presenting woman, though. Like, she looks. She look. If you told me this was a. Like a man, I'm like, okay, yeah, I can see that. Maybe just this. This aunt. This cart.

[B]

They. They me very.

[A]

They. Themmy Hoffman. Very Robbie Hoffman.

[C]

There is body diversity among the female champions, but it's much less than the male champions.

[B]

There's no fat women, though.

[C]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

There's a lot of fat guys. At least two.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's very interesting.

[A]

Are there any black people?

[B]

Yeah, there's gay people. Black people.

[A]

Who's gay?

[C]

Let me find a couple.

[B]

Well, I mean, Jake will find them, but apparently there's. But I think you should give it a shot. I will say this, it is really addictive, though. Like, I was supposed to leave here last night. He's gay, obviously. What's his name? Can you tell us who you're looking at?

[A]

He look like. He look like Kenny?

[B]

He does look like Kenny.

[A]

He looks like Kenny Monsoon.

[C]

He's gay.

[B]

Oh, Cassante look like Karamo would with killmonger hair.

[A]

Looks like Jax. Mortal Kombat. But yeah, the game.

[B]

Okay. The game is very. It's a very addictive game, though.

[A]

I. I see stuff like that. I'll wait until it comes out for PS5 or something. I can hold a crusher. But you can get you like, sync a controller to a computer.

[B]

Yeah, I know you can. Well, yeah, the other day, Tao, like, was playing Fortnite from the computer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

With a PlayStation remote or like a.

[A]

Yeah, see, we'll do this online. You can do. I mean, I. It's beyond my.

[B]

I think it's on Amazon. I think Amazon is. I think it's a service that Amazon provides.

[A]

I think, like, you can connect your PC to Amazon to play use. What?

[B]

No, I think that the remote to your online games is an Amazon service, I think. Oh, But I'm not 100% sure. But it is. It is. It is very confusing, though. Very, very confusing.

[A]

Okay, maybe I'll play League of Legends or. I mean, I'll look it up to see what they. If it's popular online, there's no way they're not going to bring it to a system. There's no way.

[B]

Oh, legal legends, old girl, is it?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like over 10 years, maybe 15 years old.

[A]

And they haven't brought it to a system yet.

[B]

That's. There's a mobile version, though.

[A]

There's a what?

[B]

Mobile version.

[A]

So you can just play on your phone.

[B]

I have never played it, but apparently there's a mobile version. So why don't you look into that and then next podcast we'll find out if you gave it a shot.

[A]

Yeah.

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