The One Where Bob Buys An Old House

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where Bob Buys An Old House"

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen, Monét X Change (with Kane & Jacob)
Date: February 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bob and Monét dive into hilarious discussions about party etiquette, drag names, and the nuances of language before revealing Bob’s aspiration to buy and renovate a sprawling, old house in the South. Their signature banter is on full display as they riff through topics from "tradwife" TikTok culture and Mormon models to the etiquette of taking shoes off at parties, and the rising cost of housing. Longtime listeners are treated to the duo's impeccable comic timing, genuine friendship, and playful disagreements.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Vocabulary Game & Language Debates

(03:20 – 23:18)

• Each host must sneak a "vocabulary word" into conversation in the first 15 minutes, leading to playful one-upmanship with words like "mendacious," "loquacious," and "jaunty."
  • Bob: "I've always thought that loquacious would be a good drag name for me. Because I am quite loquacious.” (22:56)
• They riff on "flatware" vs. "utensils," regional language quirks, and the importance of accessible communication per a Neil deGrasse Tyson anecdote.
• Memorable moment: Bob describes "interlocutor" and Monét teases him for using fancy words.
  • Bob: "But I just really like the word. But you can’t just use interlocutor." (14:34)
  • Kane: “I do like the idea of someone who can cuss you out and also bust out some Merriam Webster Oxford Dictionary words in the same sentence.” (14:38)

2. Tradwife & Soft Life Trends / Mormon Models

(08:47 – 11:20)

• The hosts discuss "soft life" and TikTok’s "tradwife" movement—women embracing traditional, stay-at-home roles with modern twists.
• Kane and Bob explore social perceptions around ‘tradwives’ and whether being conservative necessarily means being problematic.
• Discussion carries over to model couple Lucky Blue Smith and Nara Smith, their Mormon backgrounds, and whether Mormons can/should be models.
  • Bob: “Can Mormons be models?” (09:54)
  • Kane: “When it seems like your tradness is mixed in with being ultra-conservative—that’s the part that people don’t like.” (08:47)

3. Drag Names Past & Present

(11:32 – 13:16)

• Bob shares the story of their earliest drag name (“Erykah Badone”), and favorite drag names given to Monét, such as "Belinda China Shop."
• Creative naming brainstorm: "Loquacious Queen", "Lavonda Bridges."
• They connect drag naming culture with learning new (“precocious,” “interlocutor”) or “fancy” words from pop culture.

4. Party Etiquette: Shoeless Households, Snacks, and Gathering Size

(24:31 – 32:00)

• Debate erupts over whether hosts can ask guests to remove shoes—Bob argues after 20 people it's unreasonable; Monét shares experiences where even large Halloween parties were shoeless.
• The logistics and etiquette of providing snacks: is it necessary for close friends, or only for larger, formal gatherings?
  • Monét: “Naomi Smalls—if she’s having two people over, bitch… Naomi is cutting up charcuterie. There is a bowl with cheese and dips…” (29:56)
• Bob and Monét reference an iconic Sex and the City episode where Carrie’s shoes get stolen at a shoeless party, leading to a discussion of guest/host obligations.

5. Bob’s Dream: Buying & Renovating a Cheap Old House

(50:18 – 58:14)

• Bob shares a long-term fantasy: purchasing a large, inexpensive house in the South (Georgia, Mississippi, or Alabama) and dedicating future years to slow, personal renovations.
  • Bob: “I kind of have this vision of buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die.” (50:39)
• Monét questions the practicality—what’s “quaint” vs. “extravagant,” and could Monét ever be convinced to visit for a holiday?
  • Bob: “If you don’t accept my invitation right now, you’re never getting one. So this is your last opportunity…” (57:47)

6. The Cost of Housing & Generational Price Shock

(54:44 – 57:14)

• The hosts are gobsmacked by today’s housing prices, comparing them to older generations ("$2,000 for a house?!") and discussing social media accounts about “cheap old houses.”
• Bob notes the appeal of spreading renovation costs across decades versus Monét’s preference for quick, total makeovers.

7. Miscellaneous Highlights (Rapid-Fire Banter)

• Drag Race, The Golden Girls vs. Sex and the City, and iconic status debates.
• The demographics of their comedy audiences and who shows up for live shows.
• Senior discounts, military discounts, and Bob’s thoughts on working into old age.
  • Bob: “I don’t really do vacations a lot... so I don’t see myself traveling. I don’t love traveling.” (49:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Tradwife/Soft Life TikTok:

  • Kane: “I think where people get weird about tradwife is... when it seems like your tradness is mixed in with being ultra conservative.” (08:47)

• On Bob’s Drag Names:

  • Bob: “My original drag name was Erykah Badone. It was like, for one or two days…” (11:38)
  • Bob: "Belinda China Shop." (11:53)
  • Bob: “I’ve always thought that loquacious would be a good drag name for me. Because I am quite loquacious.” (22:56)

• On Party Hosting Responsibilities:

  • Monét: “If Naomi’s having two people over, bitch… Naomi is cutting up charcuterie. There is a bowl with cheese and dips.” (29:56)
  • Bob: “I think after 20 people, you can’t ask them to take their shoes off anymore.” (25:00)

• On the Concept of ‘Quaint’:

  • Monét: “I just do not like… what the fuck you mean? Maybe I don’t like things that are quaint. Like a quaint, like the word quaint. I don’t like that.” (52:43)

• On Housing Prices:

  • Bob: “$400,000. A $70,000 home is crumbs.” (56:36)
  • Monét: “The [price] growth is exponential on what the cost of houses has been. Like, crazy.” (56:59)

• Playful Rivalry:

  • Bob: “So you want to. So you were rung again. So, Bob. 300 Monet. Zero.” (33:47)
  • Monét: “But you try to in episodes past… and then you can’t get through it either!” (41:51) [re: knowing Beyoncé vs. Madonna lyrics]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Vocabulary Game & Drag Names: 03:20 – 23:18
• Tradwife/Soft Life/Mormon Models: 08:47 – 11:20
• Party Shoes & Sex and the City: 24:31 – 35:38
• Demographics, Old-Age Work, Senior Discounts: 47:04 – 50:18
• Bob Buys an Old House (Main Theme): 50:18 – 58:14

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Listener Takeaways

• If you want to laugh at the real-life crises and joys of adulting, queerness, and hosting, this episode is a goldmine.
• Bob’s dream of a “cheap old house” is as much about nostalgia and autonomy as it is about real estate.
• Language, etiquette, and micro-culture fascinate the duo—whether it’s what you call utensils, how you host friends, or why you should never let a shoe-averse party host guilt you over your Manolos.

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For fans and new listeners alike, this episode encapsulates the dynamic that makes Sibling Rivalry so beloved: deeply unserious, surprisingly heartfelt, and always ready to turn a petty squabble into a philosophical question… or a drag name.

Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monét X Change]

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[Kane]

Was perfect because we had all this extra space for all the things that.

[Monét X Change]

A drag queen be needed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love chatting with the host, getting that authentic local perspective on where to go and it just feels like a lived in experience rather than a revolving door. Booking stays with Airbnb has changed the way that we travel.

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[Kane]

Make it quick young man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aw.

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[Jacob]

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[Kane]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monét X Change]

And I'm Mon x Change and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Monet finds out what flatware is.

[Monét X Change]

Bob buys a cheap old house and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We find out what made Monae say.

[Kane]

Yeah, I think I confused myself and what my claim was. How do we find out what made Bob say this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can Mormons be models? Did you have sex today in your. Did you have. Did you fuck Fiera?

[Kane]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

Last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This is giving. Maybe I'm bra. He is screaming in her face.

[Kane]

I mean, you know, sometimes that's how love be. Sometimes you've never had that. You've never had the feelings. Just wanted to sing to your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, never.

[Kane]

You saw you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not during sex.

[Kane]

So you don't love me? Cause you scream and sing with love. I'm your lover. I Am one of you. I am your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not my lover.

[Kane]

I am your lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not my lover.

[Kane]

I'm your platonic lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are my love.

[Kane]

I am. No, I'm your platonic lover.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you gonna tell me what you are to me?

[Kane]

Cause we fuck platonically all the time. You know, you fuck with me, we platonically fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am freezing.

[Kane]

Okay, it's not that. Well, I do have my. I'm cozy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am freezing comfortable in my skin cozy. I mean, it's actually warming up a little bit because you. I don't like the ugly.

[Kane]

Oh, I wanted to do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this is.

[Jacob]

No.

[Kane]

Yes. This is a lovely brand. Not a brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a. Yeah, we sponsor. We don't know these people.

[Kane]

This is a black owned energy drink company called. Well, with all. They're amazing. They taste so, so, so good. My friend Alfonso, who is the CEO of Spill, which is a black social network, brought these over, y'.

[Monét X Change]

All.

[Kane]

This peach is so good. Definitely shout them out to the black owned energy drink company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to sneak in your brand deals. And if I'm not. If you are only getting paid, we ain't talking about it, toots. Anyway. Oh, oh, hold on. Okay, so we each have a vocabulary word that we have to sneak in in the first 15 minutes of the pod. And I am checking mine right now. Oh, this is. Yeah, that's going to be easy. Easy and breezy, mama. So you're green today. Huh?

[Kane]

You're green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am. You're really in your elf of a bag today. You're obsessed with Wicked.

[Kane]

You're the one that brought it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wearing a fuck sweater. You're dressed in all green and you're wearing pink. I am obsessed with Wicked.

[Kane]

And you have this pink sign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't deny it. So you're Glenda, who chose the pink for us. Cause none of us, neither of us likes pink.

[Kane]

I know. I'm not a pink girl. I don't know. I think it was Jay. Jay created a logo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I like it, but I'm like, pink.

[Kane]

Yeah. I don't know why Jay went with pink. Actually, that's a great idea. Jay also made our cover art, which I love.

[Monét X Change]

Oh, someone had a great suggestion.

[Kane]

Should we finally get into season whatever it is and do a new cover art with the new Side by Side?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We already did it. Yeah.

[Kane]

Should we make it our cover art? Should we change the COVID art?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Angie.com Ad Voice]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, sure.

[Kane]

I hate when Bob, he tells us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That I'm not strong on it. But I do like the ripped multiple face.

[Kane]

I do love the ripped. Maybe maybe we should re up the ripped multiple face. Or should we? Because. Okay, here's the thing. Willem and Alaska change theirs every season. We have. We change ours When?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three times. We had three. We've had four now, actually.

[Kane]

What was the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first one and then the one where you're about. Where you're. Where I'm biting your finger. You're biting my finger. And then the bald.

[Kane]

No, that wasn't the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said the first one. And then the one where you brought in my favorite.

[Kane]

But what's the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Kane]

I think the bald one was the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Kane]

And that's. And that's still. Well, no, I think it's changeable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the ripped photos. So three, I reckon. But you've had bald one. I thought the first one was just. It just said silver rivalry. Like, it was just. I don't remember, girl.

[Kane]

We didn't have a logo at first, so I would think it was bald. Then biting finger and then ripped faces. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we have a section where called clear it up where we clear something up? I want to clear something up. I want to clear the room.

[Kane]

You're being so mendacious right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to clear the air.

[Kane]

It's very early anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fucking ten o' clock in the morning, girl.

[Kane]

I need to recalibrate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say the difference between you and me is I didn't need Jacob to text me the definition of my word. I knew it already. I knew it already. So when we were. We did some photos recently which we'll be dropping over time.

[Kane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I had this idea for this photo, and I feel like everyone was fighting me on this photo. Like, everyone was like, what do you mean?

[Kane]

Here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does this make sense? This is the photo here. You've already seen it. That's the photo we posted in our social media.

[Kane]

On what day? When did we post it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember the day we posted it.

[Kane]

Does anything mean anything to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you remember the date?

[Kane]

Yes, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The date?

[Kane]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it?

[Kane]

You don't remember the date?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't remember the date?

[Monét X Change]

You remember the day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the date?

[Kane]

It was Thanksgiving. It wasn't Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Thanksgiving. Yes, Bob.

[Kane]

Cause I said, oh, let's post it. Cause we're so thankful for each other. And then also this is my response. Like, yeah, sure. It was just Early.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, your reason was funny to me. It was so thankful.

[Kane]

And I was like, I am thankful for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was on November 27th, which is Thanksgiving. It's not always.

[Kane]

It's not always, but I'm telling you, that day was Thanksgiving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Thanksgiving. It is Thanksgiving. Oh, my God. December 25th is Christmas.

[Kane]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

January 1st is New Year. This is February 19th is your birthday.

[Kane]

I'm going to leap across.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not Thanksgiving. Yankee.

[Kane]

Sometimes it is. My God, I'm gonna rip your head off of your. Your. Your neck, your fucking shoulders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I could rip one of your fingers off your body.

[Kane]

Oh, no. Well, I tell Andy this all the time. You know, you can bite through a finger like a carrot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's say that.

[Kane]

No, that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They say it so. But how do you know it's true?

[Kane]

Because doctors. I've seen doctors, like, talk about, like, debunking, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you knew he was a doctor.

[Kane]

I mean, he said he was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said he was a doctor.

[Kane]

You know what? I often just trust people and believe crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's very un New Yorker view. New Yorkers don't trust anything because a.

[Kane]

Lot of things are scary. But, you know, I think this movement to la, I've softened. Have you ever seen. Have you seen anything about soft life?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, soft life.

[Kane]

Women living in this. Women should. They're like, I'm in my soft era.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw Hardwig. Soft life, Hardwig.

[Kane]

So it means like someone who has a busted appearance.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like black women who have. I think that if I'm correct, black women, it's called hard wig soft life. You wear these ugly wigs and then you get these rich white guys to take care of you, and they don't care that your wig is busted because your life will be soft. And they don't. I guess they don't know any better. So it's called hard wig soft life.

[Kane]

Yeah, I've seen this. Oh, I haven't seen the hard wig part of seeing women in their soft era. Soft life. What do you think about, About. About soft life living?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see anything, I don't think wrong with it.

[Kane]

With.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually don't think there's anything weird about a couple who wants to have, like, power dynamics. And I mean, if everyone, if everyone's consenting and it's something that, that the, the lady wants to do and the guy wants to provide and everyone's happy, I actually don't see any problem with that. With wanting to be a tradwife. Yeah.

[Kane]

But I think some people. I think where people get weird about trad wife is when it seems like it's. There's like a level of. Sometimes it collapses over into too traditional, where it gets conflated with traditional and conservative values. I think that's when people are like, oh, that tribe we can't fuck with. Right? Like, when are you. Like, it seems like your trad. Your tradness is mixed in with being ultra conservative. That's the part that people like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Nora nor Naira Smith. Nara Smith is living the trad wife life, and she seems to like it.

[Kane]

I mean, I mean, her husband is Mormon or he grew up Mormon. I think they still are Mormon. I think that's what people are like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nara's a Mormon.

[Kane]

Well, her husband grew up Mormon. I don't know if she. Okay.

[Jacob]

I mean, she, she, she. She publicly did. The thing being like, I, I'm still figuring out my religion. And while I did grow up Mormon, like, I, I don't know what religion means to me. And we're working that out together.

[Kane]

I don't think Nara grew up nor Mormon, though. Did she grow up more. I think her husband is.

[Jacob]

I mean, Lucky. Lucky was definitely Mormon. She definitely grew up religious, maybe mor as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what's up with Lucky? What's he do? Is he famous?

[Kane]

He's a model. They're both models.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, can Mormons be models?

[Kane]

He did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he showing skin?

[Kane]

I've never seen Lucky's campaigns.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean, he shows skinny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a Mormon.

[Kane]

I mean, like, what kind of skin can we look up some Lucky Smith, Lucky day or no, no. Lucky day is an artist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky.

[Kane]

Bucky Lucky Blue. Oh, yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Mormon. That's not giving Mormon at all. I mean, that's not Mormon. Oh, my God. For a Mormon, that's crazy.

[Kane]

Well, you know, I don't think this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Man grew up Mormon.

[Jacob]

I mean, there are different levels of it.

[Kane]

Yeah, girl, maybe they didn't. They weren't like ultra in the original. Jacob, maybe could you see if he grew. I'm pretty sure Lucky Smith grew up Mormon. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there it is.

[Kane]

Lucky Blue Smith is Mormon, raised in Mormon family with Spanish Fork from Spanish Fork, Utah. While he's spoken openly about his faith and struggles with addiction, emphasizing God's presence, his wife Nara Smith notes she isn't a hardcore Mormon and they didn't marry in a temple, indicating varied levels of adherence within their family's Mormon background. So she grew up Mormon as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you see.

[Kane]

So when you hear when you hear a tradwife and you hear the Mormon of it all, you're like, but if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'Re happy being Mormon, I mean, you know, do you think 21.

[Kane]

I think we're just in a time where people are just scared of conservatism and, like, what that all means for a lot of people. Because what we see, you know, with politics and stuff, like conservatism seems really scary. And it's like, you don't want to consent to that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky also doesn't sound like a Mormon name.

[Kane]

I think that may.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, it is Lucky. It sounds like a drag, like a drag king. My name is Lucky Blue Note.

[Kane]

What's his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lucky Blue Smith.

[Kane]

There may be some of that thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I want to change my drag. No, I don't. But I have had a lot of thoughts about having other drag names.

[Kane]

You want to give us some of them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My original drag name was Erykah Badon.

[Kane]

I thought Kitten with a Whip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My original, original drag name was Erykah Badone. It was like, for like one or two days.

[Kane]

Oh, jaunty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did say I'm Erykah Badone. And also I had Kitten with a Whip. But I've also loved the name that I gave you, which I think is.

[Kane]

Really good for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Belinda China Shop.

[Kane]

Belinda China Chop is good. Do you remember the guy who used to work at Peg? That was Bitch Belinda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Belinda. Yeah, Belinda. Australian Belinda.

[Kane]

Okay, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there's an Australian here right now, it could have been Kane.

[Kane]

I said used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Asian Australian guy. You're so crazy. I didn't say his name.

[Kane]

He used to come to my gigs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At one time he was walking. He was just. He was very tall. He was like 6, 4, 65 and a close talker.

[Kane]

Yeah, at one time I did a gig at. When I first moved to la, I did Evita. And you know, Evita has the booths. You sit in your section of your people, your people came and they bring you bottle service, whatever. And then he came to come in to help and support and be. To represent me as management. And then he came. Girl 1 Coming in, out the gate. I'm already moved. He's arriving at the gig. Bitch knocked over the tequila, the orange juice, the vodka. It just knocked over everything on the table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, he's not drunk. He just.

[Kane]

No, you're not drunk at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Belinda China Shop. I think Loquacious Queen would be a good name for me.

[Kane]

Loquacious Queen, because it sounds like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name and it's a word which I think is kind of fierce because it means, like, you're, like, really talkative. I know. So then I get a name for me, like Loquacious Queen.

[Kane]

Or like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or also like. Well, this is kind of an insensitive name, so I probably shouldn't say it.

[Kane]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's insensitive.

[Kane]

And when does that ever stop you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if I was a. I don't wanna. I can't wanna say it. Lavonda Bridges.

[Kane]

Lavonda Bridges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's kind of a great name. Cause it's words and it's a name. Lavanda.

[Kane]

What do you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look.

[Kane]

One of my favorite. I remember watching a lot of sitcoms growing up and learning words like that. Right? Like one of. Look. Raquacious. Reminded me of precocious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I learned that word from Mary Poppins.

[Kane]

No, he's a smart guy. They do the rap and the rap. They call him a precocious little shorty. Da da da da. I don't remember the whole thing, but that's when I learned the word precocious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, a word that I learned a long time ago, but I just don't feel comfortable using it. Interlocutor.

[Kane]

Interlocutor. Interlocking. Isn't that a school?

[Jacob]

It's an art school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like, an interlocutor is a person. Like, you are my interlocutor, which I.

[Kane]

Don'T know what that means.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We commun. We talk together.

[Kane]

We talk together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The person you're talking with is your interlocutor. Can you look at the official definition of interlocker?

[Jacob]

Person who takes part in a dialogue or conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Kane]

So anyone you talking to is an interlocker?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you'd be my interlocutor.

[Kane]

Interlocutor. Not interlocker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, interlocutor.

[Kane]

Interlocutor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I just really like the word. But you can't just use interlocutor.

[Kane]

Yeah, that's too much. Well, I. I do like the idea of, like, someone who can like, which. She does this so well. Which I am. I. You know, I love this bitch. Amanda Seals. Amanda Seals. Can will cuss you out and call you a nigga motherfucking da da da. And also bust out some Merriam Webster Oxford Dictionary words in the same. In the same sentence. I'm obsessed with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was looking at an interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[Kane]

He's so smart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was talking to one of the. No, one of the. What's one of the boxers. Floyd Mayweather, the Tiktoker. Who became a boxer.

[Kane]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His brother. Luke. Paul, Jake. Paul, Jake, Paul Matthew, Mark, Luke and John RuPaul. RuPaul. And anyway, so RuPaul, oh my God.

[Kane]

Whoever does ru social media, they get to do a collab with Jinda. Paul's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they should.

[Kane]

That would be so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they should. But Logan, Paul's co host, used a word that neither Jake nor Neil DeGrasse Tyson knew. And Neil DeGrasse has like, you know, I gotta be honest with you, you're not really communicating if you're using words that people don't know. Like, you're not communicating. He's like, the point of communication is to be understood, to be understood and to understand people. And if you're using words that people don't know. And I feel like that guy, everyone, everyone knows a big word, right? Everyone knows a couple big words that are off the beaten path. And he was like, oh, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, I'm gonna drop this word.

[Kane]

So, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Neil DeGrasse, like, you're not communicating. I think locally, what was it? Because I don't know, I think Neil DeGrasse, like, what does that word mean? And then he was like, yeah, you're not communicating.

[Kane]

I love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just found that really interesting.

[Kane]

I, I think, I think that is very interesting. But I don't think, going back to Amanda, I don't think she, she's using words to be like, to confuse or to like, impress you. I think it's just part of her vocab.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I agree. The point of that was not to say that she used the words, but if you.

[Kane]

Yeah, I know you weren't. I'll just. I was just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if you're using words and people don't know what you're talking about. But there are words that I use, and I don't think I'm trying to do a thing, but someone will be like, what? But also, some of these are just, like. Are just regional things.

[Kane]

Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, what's like a hand truck.

[Kane]

A hand truck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hand truck.

[Kane]

That's the thing that you. When you're moving, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but people are like, what do you mean, a hand truck? I'm like, how do you not know what a hand truck is?

[Kane]

Are you just casually using the word hand truck in conversation?

[Jacob]

If I need.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If. If we're using a hand truck, I'm like, grab the hand truck.

[Kane]

Yeah, that's different than, like, talking about the sign. And you'd be like, oh, yeah, it's very voluminous and supercalifra.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Like, for example, you and I talk, and you trying to drag me for saying flatware.

[Kane]

But I know what it is. It just seems weird as you random. So you would say flatware instead of just utensils.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Because utensils is much more encompassing. Right. A ladle is a utensil.

[Kane]

A ladle. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A ladle's a utensil.

[Kane]

A ladle of shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, a spatula is a utensil, but flatware is like a knife, form, spoon. Exactly. So it's more specific. So if I go grab some utensils versus. Oh, we don't have any flatware. You were like, flatware.

[Kane]

But in context, if you have a. Grab some utensils. If I bring a plate of food for us to eat and put a kitty. Grab some utensils. Not unless we're in a big pattywhack error. I'm not gonna go grab the ladle and a spatula for a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I am a big pattywhack error. So now what?

[Kane]

I'm not gonna go grab a spatula. I'm gonna go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when I said flatwear, you act like I. You act like I said, like, perf, indifference or some shit. I was like, oh, shit, we don't have any flatwear. And you were like, is that scene. And it's not even fancy. Flatwear is not even a fancy term. Oh. Cause I. I just remember being like, why is she causing a scene about me saying flat? I remember being like, no one's ever been like flatwear.

[Kane]

Cause in our 15 years of service to each other. I've never heard you say the word flatwear before. So I think if I had heard you say that before, I would be like, oh, this is part of boz vocab.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say flatware.

[Kane]

I've never heard you say the word flatware before. I've never heard you say the word flat before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think you're. Oh, I knew your word. The one I can't even remember. You tried to bust it in, the one that we all started cackling at. What was it again?

[Kane]

Mendacious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mendacious? What does that mean?

[Kane]

That was not my word.

[Jacob]

Mendacious means lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what was your word?

[Kane]

You have any other thoughts?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What was.

[Kane]

Was jaunty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jaunty? That's not even. Jaunty is like a word you would use.

[Kane]

Did you know what mine was? I think you tried to trick me on loquacious, but it was something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you think it was?

[Kane]

I think it was. I don't remember the other one, but I think you tried to trick me with Loquatius, but it wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, what was it? I don't remember. So you don't know what my word was?

[Kane]

I don't know what your word was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you admit it. I beat you.

[Kane]

I beat you, too. Quick draw McGraw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Remember? It was loquacious.

[Kane]

Was it loquacious? Okay, so that I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you did not.

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You did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gave you. I gave you multiple opportunities to guess the word. But I want to say loquacious. I've always thought that loquacious would be a good drag name for me. Because I am quite. Because I am quite loquacious.

[Kane]

What is falling out of there like a damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a very loquacious person.

[Kane]

What look. What does. I don't know what. I do not just talk about. Loquacious means. Oh, talkative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just really talkative. Loquacious.

[Kane]

I feel like you loquacious when you like someone. I mean, that's. That's. That's anyone. And I don't think that's unique to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have to like you to. To. To be loquacious. I will be. I will talk to you like if I'm meeting you. And I haven't even drawn. Like, if I haven't drawn an opinion on you at all. Like I will say at parties, I am a mingler. I roam. I walk around the whole party. Except one time I decided to, like, plant myself and try to get people to come to me. But I. I am Move. I am. If I'm at a party, I am constantly moving from table to table, room to room, side to side, corner to corner, popping into little groups and chit chatting and then like, you know, bouncing out.

[Kane]

I want to do more parties at my home like that because you know how like the little game around with like, I feel like that's a little cozy area. You know, you have the inside outside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't think that party should have room.

[Kane]

Oh, no, for sure. It was great because in the big party I had for an engagement party, people, it was indoor out that we had the big back door open so people were like a lot of people. We had heating lamps outside just because people got cold. We had some people outside, some people inside. Then some of us were in the other streaming room playing video games. It was great. So you can like do whatever you want if you didn't want to be around a lot of people and play some smash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if the room has a. Has an activity like a video game in it. Actually, I can't think of any other thing that should be going on in that room. Like, I don't think you can just. I don't think it's good form to. If you're like, let's. I'm trying to find the number where breaking off is weird. There's a number where you go so high that breaking off is not weird. But if you have like between 10 and 15 people and three, three to five people break off to go sit in a room, that's weird.

[Kane]

Yeah, that's too small. But this was. This was 60 people. So like seven of us being. It was like seven of us being in that room playing video games, hanging out, that wasn't weird. But I agree. If it's 15 people and four people leave to go play the game, that is weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just wanna talk about something else that I heard about your party that I wanna clear up before you tell.

[Kane]

Me what it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who told you? Godoy. Okay, now what?

[Kane]

I'm listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna take action against Godoy?

[Kane]

No, I love Godoy. Goodoy's making me some costumes from my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this was confirmed by several people.

[Kane]

By the way, for my tours. I'm gonna be nice until I get my shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that there is a certain number of people at a gathering at your home. And after a certain number, you cannot ask people to take their shoes off anymore.

[Kane]

Oh, dad, I disagree. So I used to think that way until I went to a Halloween party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where people were wearing costumes. Huh? Where people Were wearing costumes.

[Kane]

Costumes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Oh, that's so interesting.

[Kane]

I was at the Halloween party, and it was. I mean, this is a big house in Silver Lake, and everyone. The entire party, no matter what your costume was, whatever, put the shoes out the door. And I was like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I think it's. I think. I think. And my. Here's my thought process. After 20 people, you're allowed to keep your shoes on. I think after 20 people, what you need to do is now accommodate your home to not have people take their shoes off. So, for example, we have a right. We have a black and white rug in our living room. If I would never have. I would never have 20 people in my house.

[Kane]

Why you could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would never have 20 people in my house. I don't even have people ever like that.

[Kane]

Jacob, would you have 20 people at your house?

[Jacob]

Absolutely not.

[Kane]

I don't want five people at my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House, and I don't think my house can accommodate 20 people.

[Kane]

Oh, it could for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not interested. Because, y'. All. We don't have breakout rooms.

[Kane]

Remember the two gentlemen breakout room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we only have three bedrooms in my house.

[Kane]

You have a very big living room. You have a terrace, and you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the bedrooms is huge balcony.

[Kane]

It's a terrace.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the difference between a balcony and terrace?

[Kane]

You tell me. Oh, no, you're the one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the one.

[Kane]

You're like, it's a balcony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You insist that it's not a balcony.

[Kane]

And you insist, so what's the difference?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A balcony is small, elevated platform projected from a building, attached to a room with a railing, a terrace, a larger flat area open that can be a rooftop, but built into the building or at ground level, like a patio. It's not a terrace. So do you want to admit you're wrong?

[Kane]

I was wrong about this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to look in the camera and say, you're a dumb dumb doo doo head.

[Kane]

Bob is a dumb dumb bitch and a doo doo head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were wrong.

[Kane]

I was wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm glad we were wrong.

[Kane]

So being wrong makes me a dumb dumb doodle head?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. These are two different things. You are dumb, and you're wrong.

[Kane]

And you're a dumb, dumb dude who head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we only have three bedrooms in my home, and two of them are taken up by people. And then one of them is. One of them is a guest room, but there's no t. There's a TV in there actually. Yeah, it's. Actually, we don't have a TV in our. In our individual rooms. There's a TV in the bedroom in the guest room.

[Kane]

I like your bedroom. You're. But you're not. You're not. But, like, where you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My bedroom.

[Kane]

Your bedroom could, if y' all did convert to a bedroom, would be a nice little flow for. Because got those big double doors. Be a nice little flow for gathering. But again, you're not doing a gathering at your house, so, like, what do you care?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't do gatherings like that.

[Kane]

I wish you would, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I have my friends over. Like, my friends.

[Kane]

When was the last time you invited me over?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't had anyone over. Last time I had anyone over was. We were playing combio, but it was like.

[Kane]

You had come at your house, like you were invited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me. No, we were there and we played. It wasn't like, come play combo. We were there and we're like, let's play. I think Taylor and Alex were there, but that's.

[Kane]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if two people come over there, it's not having people over, like Jacob's parents or. We didn't have people over.

[Kane]

That's different as parents. If, like, friends. Come on. You're having people over whether it's one or two. If. If it's two. I think if it's two or more people, that's. I had some friends over.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but it wasn't an event, though. We just like Taylor, I think. I don't know why Taylor's over there.

[Kane]

Alex came too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're a couple.

[Kane]

And then also, just by nature of you, you. You are all having people over because it's four of y' all hoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't all live together, but y'.

[Kane]

All all hanging out together often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, not that often.

[Kane]

The polycue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we don't hang out together very often.

[Kane]

Are you obligated to get snacks if you're hosting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. 100.

[Kane]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how many people?

[Kane]

I think so. I grew up in a house. My mom would snacks at four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Once you get four people, you have that stuff, snacks.

[Kane]

I've been at your house. It's been like several of us watching. You didn't give us snacks, but y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All are, like, close friends. I'm not. I'm not putting out a charcuterie for, like, Pep and Nick and fucking Alfredo.

[Kane]

You just. You literally said four people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, like, four people. Like, not like people.

[Kane]

You are so crazy. That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mom. I'm not rolling out the fucking snacks for fucking for you.

[Kane]

Do you know who does? Naomi Smalls. And that's why she's a classy bitch. If Naomi's having two people over, bitch. Naomi is cutting up charcuterie. There is a bowl with cheese and dips. I was like. So I hung out at Naomi's house, and I came over and I was like, oh, my God. She's like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to Naomi's house. There were no snacks out.

[Kane]

Not even one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were headed to the. I think it was. We went to the. We went to the house of Avalon party. Me and Naomi drove over together. I mean, to be fair, I was going to pick her up. So I was, like, up there for, like, 20 minutes or so.

[Kane]

I was up there for 20 minutes. I'm never doing a bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, I was. And there was not a snack in sight, girl.

[Kane]

It was like. So she had, like, some dips and little. Also not even just the diploma in the container comes in. Oh, no, baby. The dip was scooped out into another serving dip bowl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's June. That's June, her mother. Oh, well, I feel like also, Naomi has, like, I think 12 siblings.

[Kane]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you probably had to do this for your siblings.

[Kane]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have. If you have 12 siblings, if there are more than 10 people living in your house, were they all just gonna dig in the hummus thing? First of all, you have to have, like, three of them. So.

[Kane]

Yeah.

[Monét X Change]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monét X Change]

Because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. But if you have more than 20 people, just. First of all, there's a mountain of shoes at the front door.

[Kane]

You don't have any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. There's nothing you have that could organize these shoes. There's.

[Kane]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they're just on top. The shoes on shoes. On shoes. On shoes.

[Kane]

But they were all. But no one's shoes. They were. There was enough space that they were all like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, like. So if you're. First your shoes. You gotta step on shoes to get. So what if you. What if you. What if you don't have long arms and your shoes in the corner?

[Kane]

So the door opens. People had shoes on this side, and people had shoes on this side, and it was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think that you should just get your. You should just clean your floor the next day.

[Kane]

No, because my rug.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roll your rug up.

[Kane]

No, the one we roll the rug up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I think if you have, like, less than 10 people over. I mean, I'll take my shoes off if someone tells me what you. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna disrespect Someone's home. But you can't. Like, you can't. No, it's too much.

[Kane]

Then don't come. To quote Kamala Harris, do not come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not count. Do not count.

[Kane]

I will. So that Jacob just wrote a phrase. I was literally. Because I'm such a. Yo. I'm a big Sex in the City. I mean, every gay was. Except for Bob. I love Sex in the City, Jacob. Yeah, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you watch Sex and City? So not every guy.

[Kane]

What can't happen. Australia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He watched.

[Kane]

He was Keith and Keem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Australians watch Sexton City. Australia's no.1. Australians.

[Kane]

Know who I'm gonna call Australian right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who you calling?

[Kane]

Kiki. You know Kiki?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Kiki the tattoo artist. Love Kiki.

[Kane]

Kiki is so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's a stripper.

[Kane]

She was. No, she was a stripper. She was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burlesquer.

[Kane]

No, she was a sex worker in Australia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you kidding me?

[Kane]

She was. This is like 20 years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also can't do it here either.

[Kane]

Oh, my God. Look at her butt. Kiki, you're on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Kane]

What? I have a question for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is really quick. How old is she? That's important.

[Kane]

Kiki, how old are you? I'm 38. 38. Okay. Kiki, did you watch Sex in the City growing up? Absolutely. That's what I'm telling Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no. You just said Australians don't watch Sex in the City.

[Kane]

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just proved my point. And she's not a gay man.

[Kane]

You didn't prove any point. But she is queer, so how do you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said all gay guys watch Sex City Girls.

[Kane]

I said I was calling Kiki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're.

[Kane]

Anyway, that's not the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you called her.

[Kane]

You called her. I love you, Kiki. I'll talk to you later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot gaslight me into believing that.

[Kane]

Look how beautiful Kiki is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're very stunning. You cannot gaslight me to believe that. You called her to prove. You called her to prove that Australians don't watch Sex in the City. That's why you called her.

[Kane]

Yeah. I think I confused myself and what my claim was. If I wasn't surrounded, I got lost in my own claim. My claim is that Australian zoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So you want to. So you were rung again. So, Bob. 300 Monet. Zero.

[Kane]

Anyway, so there's a. There's a. There's an iconic episode of Sex of the City where Carrie goes to this party and it's a shoeless household because the Woman has shoe, has children. She doesn't want the dirt, blah, blah, blah. Which in New York City. That's fair, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. What do you mean because you have children?

[Jacob]

It's like a children's birthday party.

[Kane]

It's a children's birthday party.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't understand how that means.

[Kane]

Like, I don't understand because her kids were like, hypo. Like, hypogenic. Her kids were. Her kids were. Colleen were allergic to, like, dirt and whatever. She wanted to, like, not have shit in her house anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like people with kids, their houses are dirty than people who don't have kids.

[Kane]

That was what she was saying. And then what Carrie said that. No, that's what the owner of the house. So Carrie comes. She has these, like, $400 Manolo Blahnik shoes. She takes them off at the front door, does a party. Party, party, leaving. Carrie's shoes are gone. Someone took Carey's shoes from the party. Carrie's like, where the fuck are my shoes? And she's like, hello, my shoes are missing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Kane]

And then the lady's like. Like, carrie, I have kids. They're shoes. Like, you'll be fine. The Carrie calls the next day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have kids.

[Kane]

Like, she's like, girl, like, I have a lot going on. I have children. Like, I. I don't know where your shoes went, Jacob.

[Jacob]

So I. What happens is. She's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let me replace the shoes. How much were they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Carrie's like, a very different response. What is it?

[Jacob]

I have kids carries like, 400. And the woman is like, I'm not replacing. Spending 400 on your shoes. That's a crazy amount to spend on shoes.

[Kane]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And Gary's like, well, that's what I spent on them. And she's like, I'm sorry. Like, I have kids. Like, it's fault. They chose to spend $400 on shoes.

[Kane]

So then Carrie like, what the fuck? Like, I left someone at. At your party, at your home, took my shoes. And you don't feel like you're obligated to replace them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not.

[Kane]

Yeah, yeah, I agree.

[Monét X Change]

But what Carrie's point was, over the.

[Kane]

Years, Carrie has given her wedding gifts, engagement gifts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gifts.

[Kane]

Gifts, birthday gifts. Gifts, gifts on gifts on gifts, gifts.

[Jacob]

It was a children's birthday party, so she did bring a present.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But these are gifts. You give gifts without expecting anything.

[Kane]

I'm just giving you context.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Carrie's a bad person. In fact, we're gonna take a break before we talk about how bad Carrie is. Hey, it's break time and I know that some of you do not like hearing these ads and I understand I don't like recording. But listen, if you don't want to hear an ad, you never have to hear an ad again. You can go to patreon.com and type in siblingwright podcast. You'll never hear this message again.

[Kane]

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[Kane]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Kane]

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[Kane]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're back.

[Kane]

And we're back. So at the end of the. At the end of the things, the woman did not want to replace Carrie's shoes. Carrie threw herself. I'm a single party, whatever it is. And she had. She was the only woman. The woman of the party was the only one invited. And on her register she had one gift and it was the shoes, which is a Bob thing to do. That is the most bobbish shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't do that.

[Kane]

That is a Bob coded behavior. Bob, if I did something and you would find a way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I lost my. If someone stole my shoes from your party, I wouldn't blame you.

[Kane]

No, not that. I'm just talking about the getting reward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you lost my shoes, if you were responsible, I would get the shoes back and refuse to and I would.

[Kane]

Do what I got to do to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get my shoes back. Exactly.

[Kane]

That's what I'm saying. That's the mob coded behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I don't think it was that woman's fault that her shoes were so.

[Kane]

It wasn't her fault. But again, it's also a TV show. They're like. And I, we. Everyone knows car's bad. Carrie's selfish. She thinks all her friends owe them all her time. She, she. She's insensitive to their other needs and she centers herself around everything. Like we all know Carrie's bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I Don't know that. Me and Kane don't know that.

[Kane]

Yeah, Carrie's a bad girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she seems bad.

[Kane]

Especially when you, like, rewatch the series.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glinda.

[Kane]

Yeah, we. We talked about this. Glenda. Charlotte's Glenda. You think so? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, absolutely. But see, I can't have Sex City conversation. You can't have Golden Girl conversation with me.

[Kane]

Yeah, I've never seen Golden Girls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can't watch Golden Girls. Me and Kane are always on the same time. Me and Kane are always on the same.

[Kane]

Well, you're both Australian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're both Australian and we're both from Atlanta. Yeah, we both happen to be both. You ever even been to Atlanta, Kane? You have? Yes, we've both been to Australia and Atlanta. We've been to each other's hometowns.

[Kane]

I have not been to Australia in so long. I like Australia. Which. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What happened? He's some guy had a big dick.

[Kane]

Well, you know, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, I'm here now. If Monet has ever liked the town. Someone had a big dick and I'm not even doing a bit. If Monet. I know for a fact. If Monet has ever been like, I love Austin, I love Scotland, I love Australia, I love Phoenix. It's because it's not the food, it's not the scenery. It's not the landscape. Somebody had a big dig. Do you want to now come out as a size queen?

[Kane]

You see me, I'm not a size queen. I'm not a size queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the size queen? Someone said, oh, Monet's feet. This review says Monet. Monet's feet are still huge.

[Jacob]

This is from an episode where Monet said that San Antonio was whack and it said a lot of people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, San Antonio whack. What's whack is getting foot feminization surgery and still having jumbo mile long. Zoom in, baby. Zoom in. I can't read it. Jumbo mile long baked potatoes. Jesus Christ, Jacob. Oh, San Antonio whack was whack Is getting foot feminization surgery. Still having jumbo mile long baked potatoes for feet. How many times are we going to hear Monet say she knows the word to Beyonce just to not be able to say them? We get it.

[Kane]

Monet is delusional.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's almost as repetitive as wicked at this point. So now the question, do you now know the words to do you know the words yet?

[Kane]

We both don't know it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never claimed to know the words.

[Kane]

But you try to in episodes fast. You're like, well, I ain't. Let me do it. And then you can't get through it either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I've never claimed you were like. Because you were. You were trying to be. You were trying to be like. Like, I'm so pro black. I don't know the Madonna version, but I know the Beyonce version.

[Kane]

I did not say I was so pro black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was the vibe.

[Kane]

It was not. It was vibe. I've always said is, I do not know Madonna like that. I do love Beyonce. No, Beyonce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't.

[Kane]

That's what you took from that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I caught your vibe.

[Kane]

That's your own thing. I caught the vibe. I have said several times that I do not. I did not grow up with Madonna, so I do not know Vogue like that. I didn't know anything. Except last night I dreamt of San Pedras, La Isla Bonit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right. Lysa Bonita.

[Kane]

Yeah. That's probably the only banana song I could sing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you know it now? The answer's no.

[Kane]

Dancers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Kane]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob, pull the lyrics. Hit us. Give it to us. Love thy haters.

[Kane]

Helen Falacha. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosetta Thor.

[Kane]

Sorry. Go ahead, dad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bessie Smith, Nina Simone. That's all I know. Bandu, Lizzo, Kelly. Row. That Skippy thing. No, you skipped two.

[Kane]

I know. Rosetta Tharp, Santigo. Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Kelly, Lizzo. Ready, Roll.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ready, roll. Wait. Rosetta Tharp, Santeego, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone.

[Kane]

Badu, Lizzo, Kelly and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we keep doing that. We're skipping something. Right. Rosetta Thorpe has to go visit with Nina Simone. Who?

[Kane]

Give her the name. Bette Davis. Betty. Betty Davis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Solange Knowles, Badu, Lizzo, Kelly. Roll.

[Kane]

Helen Falacio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Something 1. Roberta Flack.

[Kane]

Lauryn Hill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lauryn Hill, Roberta Flack. Tony, Janet, Tierra, Whack, Lisa. No. Aretha. Anita. No.

[Kane]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Missy. Missy. Diana, Grace Jones. Aretha, Anita, Grace Jones.

[Kane]

Helen Falasha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bay Adu. Bay Adu.

[Kane]

Is it Bay Adu or BAE Adu? Jilly. I love you, Boo. Don't just stand there getting into a strike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those lyrics were the original.

[Kane]

People were really mad about the San Antonio work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Race Chaser only says good things about San Antonio. I actually like San Antonio. They have a beautiful boardwalk, Riverwalk, or.

[Kane]

Whatever it is that's right by the theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe. I'm not sure, but I genuinely like. Like, there's only. There's like, one town that I am not into, which is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[Kane]

Really?

[Jacob]

Couldn't get one service for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like Pittsburgh.

[Kane]

Why I. I'm not even doing a bit. I did like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone loves Pittsburgh.

[Kane]

Yeah, Pittsburgh was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone loves the Pit, especially the comedy club there.

[Kane]

I did, like, three shows there. I. I had a great time in Pittsburgh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? It was just a weird. I had a weird vibe, which is.

[Kane]

Remember when you used to. Y' all remember when Bob used to want to cash raid me for using Vibe for something? It's like my name, Vibe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, you were using Vibe. Weird.

[Kane]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you know. No, I'm using it properly. You used it weird.

[Kane]

Bob trying to castrate me like Monet. What's the vibe? Explain yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you were not using it properly. You used it in a way that was like you were trying to be, like, young.

[Kane]

No, I was not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you were trying to like, you were like. I'm so young. I say Vibe, girl.

[Kane]

I cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did. I saw Monet.

[Kane]

I know what you will Simone Biles and contort and twist everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Simone Biles not a contortionist. She's a gymnast.

[Kane]

The way you. What I'm saying. But she can't contort her body in very fierce ways. Have you ever seen her do her back walk over? That's going. Her leg that is contorting your body?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can do that.

[Kane]

You can back walk over and put your head through your legs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I do. I did it yesterday.

[Kane]

Okay, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally did it yesterday.

[Kane]

Shut the fuck up and go out with your. Pittsburgh. What happened to Pittsburgh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I had a weird dick. No, I'm kidding. It was a weird vibe.

[Kane]

Can't we believe. I don't even know what episode it was. I can't remember, but this is rich. This is so rich.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm using it right? You were using it weird. You were trying to use it like a Gen Z. You're like, I'm so Gen Z. I feel myself getting.

[Kane]

I'm getting so hot. Especially in the sweaters of the beginning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You got the fuck sweater on. I had to take my fucking robe off because you are. I was fucking freezing.

[Kane]

Now you gotta be heated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is your can empty? Yes.

[Kane]

To quote that lady on the bus, you were talking about you. All of a sudden you're getting me mad tight right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All of a sudden, you're making me mad tight right now to her little daughter. Ooh, she is ashy.

[Kane]

You don't look ashy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? Lotion last night before bed. But then I ran out of my house.

[Kane]

Oh, lotion does not make it through the night, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a flat tire last night. Woo.

[Kane]

Did you change yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Kane]

Do you know how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Flat tire. Yeah, of course I could have. My mom told me I changed tire.

[Kane]

I couldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I, I changed my. I just went to this, this tire place in my neighborhood and they did it for free.

[Kane]

For free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They didn't, they didn't change it, they just fixed it.

[Kane]

Didn't know who you were?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think so. It was an old man.

[Kane]

He could be a trader's drag race. He could watch as we're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was an old Mexican man. He didn't seem like my, my demographic.

[Kane]

Old Mexican men's. Old Mexican men. Love we're here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only old people who come out here are old black people, old white people. I've never had an old like other ethnicity at my show. But old black people, old white people, really old white, old white, old white ladies, old black ladies, old white men. I've never had. I don't think I've had a lot of old black men at my show.

[Kane]

I've had a few old black men. They often comes with their, with their wives, but all black men. You know, Rob Anderson's demo is like fully like middle aged white ladies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I was at a show, everyone seemed pretty young. No, I didn't look around though.

[Kane]

He has like a lot of like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he's really handsome.

[Kane]

Oh yeah, he's very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's handsome in that way that, that old white ladies.

[Kane]

Like, like not old like middle age. Like I guess middle aged is what, 50?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think middle age is like considered around 40.

[Kane]

Yeah, like 40.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're like in the middle of your life. I think I'm middle aged. Are you might be people living older now. What is Malaysia?

[Kane]

I think Middle East. I think middle age probably between 45 and 55. I think 45. Oh, 65. Damn, that's a lot from middle. 65 is middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess, I guess they're using the term middle very loosely. Maybe literally the middle of your life, but roughly.

[Jacob]

I don't know if the average person, if we're thinking an average lifespan is like 80.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's in the 70s. I think, I think they have less than the 70s.

[Kane]

I think it's gotten older. Girl. People living older. That's why they want to. That's why they want to raise their retirement age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

78.4.

[Kane]

Yeah, they want it. They want to raise. Have you heard about this? Allegedly. I don't know how true it was. I was listening to it on a, on a thing or it was One of the little. The weekend view. Because the View does. The Weekend View where they do like light hearted topics and they, I think they want to raise the retirement age to 7 70, which is crazy. So then you have only eight more years to enjoy all your hard work. That's nuts because right now it's 65, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Kane]

Yeah, 65.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you have worked somewhere. They gave senior discounts.

[Kane]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ever worked somewhere to gave senior discounts? No.

[Kane]

They don't play what to get their discounts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They want their discount and they deserve it. I agree. No one wants their discount more than a senior citizen. Not military people. Not that. No one, no one is more serious about that discount than old. I mean they probably aren't. Also they're on fixed incomes.

[Kane]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And people in the military are not on like a necessarily fixed income. Some of them make good money. Some of them. Not all of them do.

[Kane]

Do you think you're gonna work until the end? Like, like do you wanna, do you wanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This thing might be tomorrow. So probably I'm saying like if, let's.

[Kane]

Say you live till like 80. Like do you wanna work until 80? Like are you like, like, like a Betty White? Do you wanna still be acting and doing other things until like the bitter end?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Betty White was working, but not as much. I, I don't mind, I don't mind doing some stuff, but I don't wanna, I don't, I don not. I'm not old yet, so I, I think that I would like to be doing something. I don't think I, I don't think that I, I don't really do vacations a lot. I've been on maybe like two or three vacations in my life, so I don't see myself traveling. I don't love traveling.

[Kane]

Well, but I think perhaps when you're not doing it for work, maybe you'll, maybe you'll enjoy more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like traveling.

[Kane]

You think like let's say when you get old you just want to just sit down in one place and just like chill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would maybe like to work on a house.

[Kane]

Work on a house? Like build a house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like work on a house and like model it when you're old.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Kane]

To re. Model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. By myself.

[Kane]

But like with people like contractors to watch them do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Kane]

You're one of those old people just sitting outside watching them do the thing. Like hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is this you are doing? What is this you are doing? No I think that I kind of have this vision of like buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die.

[Kane]

What is there to do though? Like, you work on it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. What are you, what are you asking.

[Kane]

Working on until the day you die? So you buy a house now for. You're working on a house for 40 years. What the are you doing for 40 years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm remodeling rooms. I'm building, I'm doing the landscape. I'm constantly fixing the roof.

[Kane]

I am constantly a roof last for 28 weeks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want the roof to be different this time. I think I want to redo the walls. I want to really put a lot of thought into each room. Like, I wanna do it really slowly. Like I'll spend a summer doing like one whole summer is dedicated to this one bedroom. And then the other bedrooms aren't quite ready yet. But then each time we go back, we're building more and more and more. And then I work on the grounds. And then I think for 40 years.

[Kane]

Like, how big is this home?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be about maybe. Is that what they did in the notebook?

[Kane]

Yes. Well, he built her a house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be maybe like 6 to 8,000 square feet in about 10 bedrooms.

[Kane]

And who is seeing all these rooms?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Friends over. I could host Christmases there. We could do people's party, birthday parties. They want to go there. Maybe I'll go there to write from time to time. I wanted to be in a small town.

[Kane]

I gotta write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to write to write. I wanted to be in.

[Kane]

No, you gotta write.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's okay. I wanted to be in a small town too. Like I would love to get it somewhere in Georgia or maybe even maybe Mississippi, possibly Alabama. Just somewhere I've lived before, maybe and get like a big, big house. I mean, you have to work on the plumbing. I wanted to be, I wanted to be an old house too.

[Kane]

Yeah. I have no desire to be in a small town. The small, like, like a small quaint little town. I just have no, I, I, I just have no desires about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I build this house, will you come spend Christmas with me one time?

[Kane]

Maybe I just do not like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck you mean?

[Kane]

Maybe I don't like things that are quaint. Like a quaint, like the word quaint. I don't like that. Like when I see people who like, who like, like to vacation like a little rustic town, I just say it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gonna be 8 to 6,000 square feet. 6, 8000 square feet.

[Kane]

But you said. But you're saying this is like be an outlier in a small little quiet town. Right? This big ass house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. My house won't be quaint. My house will be quite extravagant.

[Kane]

But the only place thing to do is your house. Like what are we doing for. If I. If I come spend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How long.

[Kane]

How long do you want to come spend with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like three days. I don't think you should be going to anyone's home for more than three days.

[Kane]

I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three days is.

[Kane]

You want to go see family. I'm like two days. Like three days. Two nights. The day I get there we have a night. Another day night. I leave the third day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Three days is enough. But like we're like for example if we went to like some ext. I think a fun idea for New Year's thing is getting a cabin. A big cabin and a bunch of friends go there for like three days. That sounds really lovely. But I don't have to. I mean I don't go to the club anymore. I don't grocery shop. So what am I doing in this town? Bowling.

[Kane]

What do you mean the town you go to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Kane]

Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like what are you looking to do in this. What are you looking to do in this town?

[Kane]

No, I'm talking about you like saying like you go there and like. Like you'll write for like if, if. If you go to write. You go for what, like a month, two months?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Maybe. Yeah.

[Kane]

I would hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll just be in my house, maybe watch some tv, listen to some music. Maybe I'll garden. I used to garden when I was younger.

[Kane]

Especially if you don't go grocery shopping. Honey, getting food the Uber eats in those towns are abysmal. There's one. There's one mom and pop grocery store that closes up at 6pm well if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm only going there for like a month and that's what? Two grocery trips.

[Kane]

But you say you don't like the grocery shop. So who. Who's getting this for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I can. I'm. I go. I. I grocery shop. You think. Who do you think get my. Who do you think gets my groceries?

[Kane]

I thought you Instagra Cart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No Jacob. Instacarts. No Jacob. Amazon. Amazon delivery.

[Kane]

Have you heard about this thing and what they're doing with Instacart? They got found out. Like they give people different prices to like to see like what works. Like you. You and Jacob can buy the same thing on instacart. He's paying 5.99 for the. For the strawberries, you're gonna charge 7.99.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how are they deciding who gets paid? Who pays the most?

[Kane]

I don't buy your algorithm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, like, if you have money, if you have more money, they charge you more. Like, you look, you. You bought a tv. We're gonna charge you more.

[Monét X Change]

Maybe.

[Kane]

I don't know exactly figuring out, but that's what they're doing. They got found up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like. That's the New York City bodega.

[Kane]

That's what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the New York City bodega. Everyone knows that the prices are not constant at the bodega and they justify the best. They always say, for you. They always say, how much is this for you?

[Kane]

Well, that's why they don't put prices on anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the pr. I. I mean, I'm sure that that's wrong to do, but I'm so used to it at the New York City bodegas, I'm like, yeah, people get paid different prices.

[Kane]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The nice bodega you get. I. I don't think. I don't think being nice to Amazon will help them get you a better price, though. Yeah.

[Kane]

Is Instagram owned by Amazon? No. No, it's his own separate company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Amazon has its own delivery. Yeah.

[Kane]

Amazon Fresh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So. So that's why I want to. There's a. There's a place called Cheap Old Houses on Instagram now. There's one called Mansions. You can buy a mansion for. Like, it's rad, it is worn down, but It'll be like $70,000. Girl. That's a very cheap house. You cannot get a house for $7,000 any, basically anywhere in America.

[Kane]

But the work, you have to afford to. To. To. If it's as raggedy and run as you're saying, you probably have to put.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like 500, 600 over the course of decades. It doesn't. Because it's not my primary. It's not my primary residence. So it doesn't need to be. It's not like when you got your house done, you had to live there and your lease was up on your apartment, so you had to get over.

[Kane]

There, not month to month. I could have stayed as long I was playing. Two things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't. My mortgage will be very low because the house will be very cheap. So I'm trying to buy this house for like, less than $100,000 dollars, which is a great price for a house almost anywhere. What's the Average cost of a home in America.

[Kane]

I'm thinking, I want to say 300, 000. 140.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

140, you think?

[Kane]

In like really rural places. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. Girl. $400,000. A 70, 000 home is crumbs.

[Kane]

That is crazy. That that's what the average price of a house is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also this guy online who goes to grocery stores and asks old people how much you pay for your first house.

[Kane]

And it's like $50,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House 12.

[Kane]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One lady said two.

[Kane]

$2,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said $2,000.

[Kane]

Like we get exponent. It's like, it's like the, the. It's exponential. The growth is exponential on what the cost of houses has been like. Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the reason why I'm not worried about the house not being in great shape is because I'm fixing it over a long period of time. So, I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't. By the way, I don't own this house. This house isn't. Does not exist in this current moment. But by the time that I am ready to sit my ass, duh, down, I'll just go to my house.

[Kane]

Yeah, I think my brain, I would just be concentrated all the time on getting it done. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be interested in like the long game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the rush?

[Kane]

Because I would just want to get it done. My anxiety about just having this house sitting in this city that I'm never in, just collecting dust and doing one thing, I would, I would hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would hate.

[Kane]

Anytime I do a project, I'm like, let's just get it done. I don't want to just be sitting over 40 years. No, not for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it'd be fierce. I'm. And, and you're going to come. Maybe I'm going to say right now, if you don't accept my invitation right now, you're never getting one. So if you don't say I'm coming right now, you will literally never see this home. So this is your, this is your last opportunity, okay? This is your last opportunity to see my, my, my cheap old house.

[Kane]

I said, I said. I literally said maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't be sad, okay? There. You'll regret that.

[Kane]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone. Bye.