The One Where Bob Buys Monét's Mom Alcohol

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: "The One Where Bob Buys Monét’s Mom Alcohol"

Date: September 16, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a classic blend of Bob and Monét’s signature irreverent banter, personal stories, and pop culture hot takes. The pair riff on everything from hair loss and hoodie fashion, to the dangers of being "too woke," mean gays, reckless drivers, and a hilarious story involving Bob buying alcohol for Monét’s visiting mom. Highlights include witty debates about semantics, the evolution of internet "beefs," drag culture, and chaotic high jinks with friends and family.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hair, Hoodies, and Social Habits

• The episode kicks off with Monét explaining her preference for hats due to balding and how hoodies are a quick fix when skipping a head shave (01:42).
• Bob jokes about needing to shave his head as well, leading to a chat about laser hair removal and the "Mickey" option, which is revealed to be a hair restoration clinic, not the famous gay bar (02:07–02:32).

2. Podcasting Realities and Schedules

• Bob and Monét discuss challenges in maintaining a regular podcast setup because of their travel schedules. Bob clarifies:

  “If we only film when we're together, then... our episodes wouldn't be topical... So, yeah, Monet and I are... the only regrows who do two a week.” (03:38–04:06)

• A shout-out to being "the longest running RuPaul's Drag Race podcast."

3. Podcast Crossovers and Friendly Shade

• Bob mentions listening to "No Gorge" with Violet Chachki and Gottmik; Monet throws shade at Violet for cancelling a date and says "Fuck No Gorge. Fuck Violet Chachki." (02:54–03:03)
• Running jokes about releasing schedules with other "Ru-girls" podcasts and friendly rivalry with Willam and Alaska's output (04:08–04:16).

4. "Wokeness," Bullying, and Internet Comment Culture

• The main theme or "topic" for this episode emerges: What is "too woke," and has the internet gone overboard with accusations and call-outs?
• Bob shares a recent (and wild) comment accusing him of "human trafficking" simply for flying men out for dates (15:01–16:17).

  “Human trafficking is to accuse me of flying a guy out to see me as... human trafficking is insane.” (Bob, 15:01)

• Monet weighs in:

  “You can’t just claim someone is human trafficking just because they have expressed an action... words mean something.” (Monét, 16:49)

Example: Drag Race Bullying Drama

• Monet references recent drama among Drag Race Global All Stars, where fans accused Kitty Scott-Claus and Queen Kong of bullying another queen, using out-of-context jokes as proof—a moment Monet finds emblematic of "pendulum-swinging too far" (17:41–19:25).
• Memorable Quote:

  “This is just... drag queens making flippant comments to each other... It’s a little nebulous where that [bullying vs. shade] line is sometimes.” (Monét, 18:33)

"RuPaul Bullying" Clip

• Monet laughs about RuPaul being accused of bullying a queen for how she said "margherita pizza":

  “People are like, I can’t believe RuPaul made her feel so bad on his own show. This is disgusting behavior by the host.” (Monét, 19:56)

• Bob sums it up:

  “I think y’all have lost the plot.” (Bob, 16:05)

5. Social Media, "For You" Pages, and Influencer/Meme Culture

• The duo compare their TikTok "For You" pages, noting how diverse their social media universes are (10:09–11:35).
• Running gag about "the other day" as a time descriptor in Black and Southern culture (12:01–13:38).

6. The "Mean Gays" Discourse

• The “mean gays of West Hollywood” topic: Is there a "mean gay" problem in the community?
• Both hosts reject the idea that meanness is exclusive to gay men:

  “I don’t think it’s exclusive to gays. I think there are just mean people.” (Monét, 27:42)

• Bob muses:

  “Maybe it’s who you’re surrounding yourself with, because my friends aren’t mean... Maybe it’s the places you’re going.” (Bob, 28:41)

7. Do We Even Know Straight Men?

• Hilarious segment where Bob and Monét struggle to name three straight men friends who aren't work colleagues or relatives (29:18–31:54).

8. Therapist Microaggressions & Cultural Differences

• Monét recounts an awkward moment with her white therapist, who claims, “Half my family’s black”—cue finger-wagging—in response to being schooled on Black colloquialisms (35:08–36:59).
• Bob recommends Caribbean therapists for no-nonsense feedback:

  “If you want someone to give it to you hard and fast with very little concern for how you feel, I highly recommend a Caribbean therapist.” (Bob, 37:27)

9. The Main Event: Bob Buys Monét’s Mom Alcohol

• Monét reveals her mother has extended her LA stay from one week to a month and has been left at Monét's home while Monét travels.
• Bob recounts getting a call from Monét’s mom (dubbed “the tall, dark, funny one”) asking for whiskey. He ends up delivering booze and hanging out, despite his own sobriety (39:11–40:57).
• Monét exclaims:

  “That is inappropriate. And also she knew not to tell me about it because she knew I would tell her, no, that's inappropriate...” (39:56)

• Bob:

  “I felt like a little doordasher...” (40:05)

• Despite this, Bob has fun with Monét’s mom and shares a Coke Zero.

10. Games, Competition, and Friendship Dynamics

• They banter about Dominoes, Uno, and Black game nights, settling debates about what counts as "whooping" someone, and how competitive streaks have shaped their friendship (41:02–44:28).
• Friendly gloating:

  “More than a few. I have whooped your ass in Smash.” (Bob, 44:11)

• Monét:

  “I just want to live in a world where I didn’t have to travel and work... I just want to play games with my friends all the time.” (44:51)

11. Streaming Setups and Tech Talk

• Comprehensive discussion on setting up home streaming systems, pros and cons of Mac vs. PC, and how tech-savvy their mutual friends are (45:06–47:47).

12. Car Culture, Pet Peeves, and Types

• Spirited debate on car choices and stereotypes associated with certain cars (Cybertrucks, Beamers, Escalades, Camrys, G-Wagons, Hummers), along with LA/NY driving differences and pet peeves about reckless drivers
  (50:01–57:14).
• Bob confesses:

  “When I see a cybertruck, I get unreasonably angry... If I see you in a cybertruck, I immediately don’t like you.” (50:01–50:16)

• Monet:

  “People with Toyota Venzas, they should be in jail.” (57:14)

13. Friendly Bickering & Boosting

• Playful back-and-forth over who gets more “boosting” from their producer Jacob and compilation videos about whose side Jacob takes the most (58:09–59:54).

14. Wrapping Up

• They reminisce about a previously lost episode reviewing RuPaul’s Architectural Digest feature, joke about locks, stoves, and Monét serenades with snippets of songs (60:50–61:35).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On being “too woke”:

  “The pendulum has swung so far the other way that... words mean something... It’s clearly not [human trafficking].” (Monét, 16:49)

• On internet arguments:

  “In real life, you typically don’t... ‘How are you so ignorant’ by your second statement?... That is a... very Internet [thing].” (Bob, 24:31)

• On therapist interactions:

  “Y’all, this is exactly what happens. Head goes back, finger comes up, like, ‘I'll have you know half my family's black.’” (Monét, 36:09)

• On buying Monét’s mom whiskey:

  “Your mom called me cause she wanted some whiskey. I was like, yeah, I’ll pick it up.” (Bob, 39:53)

• On car pet peeves:

  “People who drive Beamers... are often really, really offensive drivers.” (Bob, 54:47) “When I see a Cybertruck, I get unreasonably angry... If I see you in a cybertruck, I immediately don’t like you.” (Bob, 50:01)

• Mutual self-awareness:

  “If you want someone to give it to you hard and fast with very little concern for how you feel, I highly recommend a Caribbean therapist.” (Bob, 37:27)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:42 – Discussion on hoodies, hats, and balding
• 03:38–04:08 – Podcasting schedules and “Ru-girl” podcast rivalry
• 15:00–16:17 – Human trafficking accusation story and “too woke” theme
• 17:41–19:25 – Drag Race bullying discourse, Dolores Umbridge example
• 27:42–28:41 – “Mean gays” in the community
• 35:08–36:59 – Therapist/friend cultural misunderstanding
• 39:11–40:57 – Bob buys whiskey for Monét’s mom
• 41:02–44:28 – Dominoes, Uno, and friendship game rivalries
• 50:01–51:05 – Cybertrucks and car culture
• 54:47–57:14 – Reckless driving and car stereotypes
• 58:09–59:54 – Jacob “boosting” debate, podcast team dynamics
• 60:50–61:35 – RuPaul’s Architectural Digest review (lost episode callback)

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Tone & Style

Maintaining their usual zany, off-hand, riff-heavy energy, Bob and Monét blend sharp social commentary with drag queen camp, frequent shade, and genuine affection for each other and their friends. The episode is peppered with inside jokes, playful bickering, and moments of unexpected vulnerability, balanced with pop culture references, drag race debates, and plenty of laughter.

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Conclusion

Whether discussing "internet beefs," car culture pet peeves, or the chaos of family and friendship, Bob and Monét manage to turn every tangent into comedy gold. Their handling of "wokeness" and social justice discourse is both critical and tongue-in-cheek, with both queens shining in their ability to laugh at—and learn from—what life and the internet throw at them. And, as always: “We Stan.”

Transcript

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[Monet]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm addicted. To start your free [e-mail]. my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet]

And I'm Monet. And this is sibling rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we touched some grass.

[Monet]

Bob buys my mom alcohol.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet]

Who are they accusing? Both of you of this or just you? And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You bitch ass hoes in the comments category is hoodies.

[Monet]

There should be a hooded Runway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a shy hoodie type. You one of these?

[Monet]

No, I mean, when I'm really cold. Yeah, but no. Also, I think this hoodie actually looks better like this. Actually, I wanted doing this because anyone who knows me on social media in my life almost always have like a baseball cap on because I'm a balding person. So when I don't shave my head, it's just a really easy way to hide the fact I haven't shaved my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I haven't shaved my head either. It's kind of not great.

[Monet]

I know. Bob. Should we go to Turkey?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no. I'll go back to Mickey before I go to Turkey.

[Monet]

I know drag would be some. We talked about this on the podcast before. Drag would be more annoying if I had hair. But I told you, I just wanted to get the whole thing. Laser hair removed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go to Mickey's together. Let me not Mickey the bar. Let's go to Mickey together.

[Monet]

But, girl, no, I tell you, the first time I did it broke my head out. Cause I sweat too much. I go to the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think maybe it was a. Maybe you need a different adhesive?

[Monet]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet]

Maybe it just felt like as I got. It was fine the first day. And then I went to the gym. And after I sweat, it started to irritate me. So I think maybe all the sweat being caught in it. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I listened to no Gorge yesterday while I was driving around town. I was just running some errands.

[Monet]

Fuck no Gorge. We're not. Fuck no Gorge. Fuck Violet Chachki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why?

[Monet]

That bitch canceled on me for a date we had. Anyway, continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, did she reschedule?

[Monet]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. Cold ass bitch.

[Monet]

Cold ass bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, anyway, that being said, I was listening to Gorgeous today and it's a fun podcast.

[Monet]

Um, you know, I can't be honest. I've listened to an episode of their show yet, but maybe now I will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was fun. It was one about hookups and.

[Monet]

Do they have regular releases? Do they have a regular release schedule?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They seem pretty regular. Seem so. Or more regular than we were our first year. They're not in their first year.

[Monet]

But hey, be nice to us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're great. We're doing great. We, you and I, release. You know, someone was recently, like, why don't they just get a setup? Why don't they get a setup? And like, y'.

[Monet]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of the reason why Monet and I don't have a regular setup is because we are often apart, right? So if we only film when we're together, then our one, our episodes wouldn't be topical. And two, we wouldn't be able to release them on the schedule that we. That we know you all love. So, yeah, Monet and I are. I think we're the only regrows who do two a week.

[Monet]

Oh, work good for us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. Joan, AK William do to a week.

[Monet]

Oh, yeah, they do hot goss and they do the other one drag us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we are, as I will always remind you, the longest running Ruberal podcast. Very proud of us for that. And would you like to radio show together? No, because you have to be there, like at the radio station every morning. And I'm not. Not a morning person. I can be a morning radio show.

[Monet]

It doesn't have to be a morning radio show. We don't have to have a morning radio show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I guess in my head I was thinking a morning radio show.

[Monet]

No, it was a radio show. Like a five day a Week radio show. You and I together, we'd have to,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, cancel a lot of other stuff, you know?

[Monet]

I know, but this is something that we both love to do, something we've always. We've invested a lot of time and a lot of money into civil rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Monet]

I mean, I would. If the right opportunity came around, I would totally be about it, like, if it worked, if it went to it. Yeah, it could be cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do y' all know if there's a flosser out there that you can replace the floss on?

[Monet]

Well, not that, but I have the Colgate one that's a. It's like the length of a toothbrush. And you can replace the flossing heads, which I have a big ass hand, so using those tiny ones and trying to get back here, it's just. Yes, it's possible. It's not comfortable. The Colgate toothbrush size one with the same Colgate. Colgate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spell that.

[Monet]

C, O, L, G, A, T, E. It's call.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to make sure. My same brand. I just. I literally didn't know if it was a different brand. I literally did not know if you were saying if I was like, oh, I've never heard of Colgate flossers.

[Monet]

So you call it what? Colgate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colgate.

[Monet]

Yeah, it's called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know how it's pronounced. I might be wrong. I thought it was Colgate.

[Monet]

I'm pretty. I'm 97% sure it's pronounced Colgate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, keep going. Tell your story.

[Monet]

That's literally all the story. I'm like, that changed the game for me. It's a great flosser. It's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want one that you can replace the floss on because I don't want to keep throwing these away. It feels so wasteful.

[Monet]

Yeah, I don't think. I'm sure it exists out there, but I haven't seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not down to be like this.

[Monet]

That's even harder for me. Which. Our big ass hands, bitch. We have to get our.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at these, Bob.

[Monet]

Y' all don't know Bobby making fun of me. Bob's hands are bigger than mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not true, Bob.

[Monet]

We've done the hand side by side, and then when we did it, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

always slide your hand down.

[Monet]

No, that's you, Bob. That's literally you being like Monet. No, what are you talking about? That's you. Your hands are bigger than mine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your fingers are skinnier than mine. My hands are longer than my fingers. My hand is longer But I think if we. If we put our hands on a scale, on a food scale, I feel like you.

[Monet]

You got some old cotton picking, slave hands. That's what you got, girl. Ok. Do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. Why you always got to take it there? That is crazy. Speaking of take it there, I want to say real quick.

[Monet]

I knew this was coming, you ass

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hoes in the comments. No, I'm kidding. I don't think you're all. But I want to be clear to you all, like, I never said that you can't. Like, if people are late, you can call them out. Even if it's Madonna, Madonna is late, and people call her out literally all the time. Like, I don't care that you call someone out for being late. That is. I don't know how y' all extrapolated that from what I said,

[Monet]

girl. I didn't think that that conversation would be. So people are. The past two episodes, people have been. What was the episode before that that people were commenting a lot about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we got everything wrong about the mcu, and I'm also getting constantly tagged in pictures of Code Red at stores every day. Every day, a Baja Blast of Code Red. Y' all were right. I was wrong. The Baja Blast is at stores. Y' all got me.

[Monet]

Honestly, we just have to stop doing super. Every time we do an episode about superheroes, these fucking nerds out there, they be gathering us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'd be like, let's bring in a nerd. Let's bring in a real MCU nerd.

[Monet]

Jay. Jay is a. Jay's a. I'm right here. I don't know why you was wrong, too, Jacob. Yeah, Jacob, they was gathering you, too, baby. What did they say I was wrong about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently the list of superheroes wasn't good. The list of strongest ones wasn't good, apparently. Okay. The list of strongest ones was one Monet found online.

[Monet]

Jay Defeo is a very big nerd. Jay has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob and Monet will throw each other under the bus. They will be like, that was Monet. That was Jacob.

[Monet]

J. Defeo is also like. He's read, like, every comic book ever. He's a very big. When he was editing the episode, he was one of the people in the comics. He was like, no, you sucking dumbass bitches. This is why I was like, oh, my God. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's one guy online that I was mutuals with, but I think he might be a little messy, so I don't think I want to invite him. His name is King lion, but I think he's like, Messy, though.

[Monet]

Wait, he's a comic book nerd? Should we bleep out his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's fine. I mean, he knows he's messy.

[Monet]

He's a comic book nerd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like his whole TikTok is centered around comic books. Like that is his entire TikTok.

[Monet]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there is a lot of great information, but sometimes he's. I don't know, I'm like, oh, girl, this is. This is wild.

[Monet]

Like, can you. Can you. Can you just give us a little. Like, is this messy, like talking about celebrities or like politics?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I once got into it because I thought he had some misogynistic views and we were discussing that online together. No, about. About real life women.

[Monet]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And. And then he. But I don't really know the rest of the stuff because this drama that I didn't really follow very well. But he was like arguing with some other guy, saying that he cheated on his wife. And there was like, underage dating, but he was saying the other guy was underage dating. But then the other guy was like, that's not true. And then everyone was like, that's a lie. And you know it's a lie. Why do you keep perpetuating the lie? So it was, it was. But I don't. I don't know if. If things were lies or not. I didn't care to delve into it too deep, to be honest.

[Monet]

Can you tell me who's on your. For your page? Can you. Can you name like, can you tell me the top five people who are on your. On your. For your page?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say Amber Wallen.

[Monet]

Huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Harry, this debate guy. This like political debater. I'm gonna say probably something where I read on my for you page a lot.

[Monet]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't think of the. I can scroll real quick and let you tell you if anything sparks joy or sparks a memory.

[Monet]

I've just been fascinated because of how vast the TikTok multiverse is. Like, like all you, Jacob and I can have completely different people with like million tens of millions of followers and we will have no idea who they

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are because, oh yeah, Mainely Manny is on my 40 page lot. Mainly Manny. As far as Rollin Mainely Manny is boss and CEO. You've been promoted. You are now one of my elite employees.

[Monet]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

6 is always on my for you page.

[Monet]

Six, the drag queen. The drag queen, yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Connor McKenzie, the dancer from New York City is often on my for you page.

[Monet]

Now, but like, do these people have a lot of followers, Right? I was talking to them. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Connor. I mean, let's see, how many does Connor. I. I just scroll past Connor dancing. Connor has 400, 000. So yeah, Connor has a lot. Amber has I think over a million.

[Monet]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah. And also my for you page is less people and sometimes it's like trends. So like, eat the dog, eat the cats. Anything political, anything about the election is on my page, like constantly, nonstop.

[Monet]

I hung out with Amber Wallen and Ben the other day, which was a really fun time. And the interview in New York? No, in la. They live in la.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought they were in New York. Anyway, you said the other day.

[Monet]

Well, you know, the other day is a unit of measurement for black folks. The other day can mean anywhere from is not yesterday, but the other day is anyway from three days ago to between. Between three days ago and three months ago. Do you agree with this? That is. That is the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's a New York thing.

[Monet]

The other day. That is the other day. For anywhere from three days ago to two months ago. That is the other day. How would you categorize the other day? Like, how much time is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Within a week?

[Monet]

Within a week?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet]

Nah, the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The other day was within a week. Yeah.

[Monet]

Or like in a. Like in a minute is like six months. Yeah. Yo, I have. I haven't seen her in a minute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's like a minute. In a minute is like three. Three months or more. Six months maybe. And I think that I will say a Southern. I don't know if it's just black, but I know that most people I know who are Southern or black down right down the road.

[Monet]

Right down the road.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could be right down there. Could be up to. Up to 10 miles.

[Monet]

And in New York, you know, we say around the corner and around the corner. I think that is the only one that's accurate. That means around the corner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like you can only turn once.

[Monet]

Yeah. Only turn once is around the corner.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. That pretty. That catches. Yeah, that tracks.

[Monet]

Yeah. Yeah. What are some other ones? I don't know. Down the road. Around the corner. In a minute. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

After a while.

[Monet]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

After a while.

[Monet]

After a while.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll see you after a while.

[Monet]

Girl. That is some Southern. That is Southern.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. After a while for sure.

[Monet]

Are you saying after a while? After wild?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're saying after while. Like after a while, but after a while.

[Monet]

Got it. And what is that? How long is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

After a While I would say, I say after a while. Like, I think it refers to a specific thing. So, like, after a while could be whenever this thing is done. Whenever this thing is done, it could be a rehearsal, it could be a whole show. It could be a run of a show. It could be church. I'll see you after a while.

[Monet]

Got it. And. And. But it. But it means.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But it might not be soon, though. Like, it might be when I finish school.

[Monet]

Got it, got it, got it. In the Caribbean, you say, I just come.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just come. Ooh, y' all kinky. God damn. What y' all doing in the Caribbean?

[Monet]

Or soon come? Soon come mean. Soon come means, like, let's say we're going to the party and like, oh, what time are you getting there? Oh, I soon come. That means probably an hour, an hour and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, something else I want to talk about. So I've done a few podcasts recently. I did Caleb Heron's podcast. And so I want to talk today about. Actually, I think what the topic today would be. Is there such thing as too woke? That's my question. I did Caleb Heron's podcast, and we were talking about how it's called.

[Monet]

Can you explain who that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Caleb Heron. He's a gay comedian, Big guy, just moved to New York from la. Anyway, we were saying that we have flown guys out and someone was like, do not normalize this, Bob. This is human trafficking. And I'm like, let's take a few steps back. Human trafficking. Human trafficking is to accuse me of flying a guy out to see me as. Human trafficking is insane. Human trafficking is also known as the modern slavery or tracking in persons. It is a crime that involves forcing someone to perform labor or commercial sex acts. So, guys, can we please just, like, maybe my thing is, like, you had to type that you read it. Not that I always read my comments. Cause they be full of typos. But you typed it out. Most of y' all probably read the comments. And then you're like, yes, I believe that Bob is engaging in human trafficking.

[Monet]

That's a wild. The human trafficking is wild behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And food for like, yeah, this is human trafficking. I was like, y' all are. I think y' all have lost the plot. So I, too, am against human trafficking. In fact, let's talk more about it when we get back.

[Monet]

Who are they accusing? Both of you of this or just you? Because he's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We would fly guys out. We're like, yeah, I fly guys out to see me. Yeah, yeah. And then to be fair, Most people were not saying this, but a few folks are like, that's. That's human trafficking. You're human trafficking. And I was like, this is that. That. I feel like we. We have really. I'm trying to find the comments, but that's. I really think that's truly a horrible take. Truly.

[Monet]

Well, I mean, on the topic of being too woke, I think that there is. There are, like, what you just said is an example of it where the pendulum has swung so far the other way that it's kind of hard for people to, like, sometimes they say these things and don't realize, like, words mean something. And they're like, you can't just claim someone's human trafficking just because they have expressed an action. They're doing that to you. Cause to them, it sounds like human trafficking or it feels like human trafficking, but it's just clearly not like the too wokeness. I mean, I haven't been following this a lot, but with Global All Stars, Bussy Queen did this. I don't know if I'm getting this. All right, y', all, this is what I just seen on Twitter. Apparently people are accusing Kitty Scott Claus and some other girl. Oh, sorry, Queen Kong. Of being of bullying this queen called Nehemiah or Nelemia, whatever it is. And, like, so now people make these compilation videos of, like, Kitty Scott Claus or Queen Kong saying a thing, like calling her Dolores Umbridge and stuff like that. And people are like, I can't believe they are tormenting and bullying. And this is just downright. They are punching down. They are really taking bullying to extreme.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who Lores Umbridge is. Who is Dolores Umbridge?

[Monet]

She's one of the professors, One of the villains from Harry Potter. The one with the pink. There's only pink, Dolores.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's the Harry part thing. Okay, got it.

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why are they calling her so who's Doris Umbridge?

[Monet]

The one that they were picking on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which queen is being called? Laura Umbridge.

[Monet]

She's like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's like a mean teacher who pretends. Which queen is being called?

[Monet]

Loris Umbridge, the Neil, the Nehemiah nerd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So why they call it so this. Got it. So they're saying they're calling her Dolores Umbridge is punching down.

[Monet]

Flipping comment like she wanted to be on their team. And. And Kitty Scott Claw goes, oh, God, I don't want to. I don't want to be paid with Dolores Umbridge, like, in her. In her confessional. It was. It was just like a joke, you Know what I mean? She wasn't calling her because of any action she's done. She's just making a joke because she was dressed all in pink that day. And then a lot of the comments are like, guys, we have got to relax. I don't think they're bullying. They're drag queens making flippant comments to each other. And I see this a lot in the drag community. People are like, where does the line between your bullying and reading and making shady comments? It's a little nebulous of where that line is sometimes, but I haven't watched in a season, so I don't know. I really don't know everything, but it seems like they're just making shady drag queen comments on tv. So where does the line come up? This is mean. You're hurting her feelings. You're bullying her. Slash, we're just making really shady comments. Like, I haven't seen this queen say anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't know, maybe what it is is a lot of people who. Their only venture into drag is through Drag Race, and they don't know how drag queens interact in the world. So in their minds, this is like some deep, dark offense. And in drag World, it's really not that serious. But some drag queens might take it really serious. Some drag queens might be like, my feelings are really hurt. And some drag queens might be like, honestly, I thought it was funny.

[Monet]

Yeah. Well, there's also this clip of RuPaul because she's an Italian queen. And, you know, RuPaul would just laugh at something. Sometimes RuPaul didn't find another word. RuPaul would just be something. Would just really send RuPaul over. He would just start cracking up. So they were doing something, and she said, margherita pizza. And RuPaul is GFFaw, falling over, laughing, twirling around. She's like, say it again, say it again. Margherita pizza. People are like, I can't believe RuPaul made her feel so bad on his own show. This is disgusting behavior by the host of Drag Race. I'm like, jesus Christ, guys, I think we've lost it. I think we lost it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been accused of being too woke?

[Monet]

I don't think I've ever been accused of being too woke, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever been accused of not being woken up?

[Monet]

I'm sure I posted the thing about Jill Stein not knowing how many US Representatives we have, whatever. And people are like, monat, this is not it. You posting that about Jill Stein means that you support genocide. And you support the dehumanization of Palestine people. I was like, I'm sorry, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm having a hard time following that train of thought.

[Monet]

Same, because I think they're saying that me posting a comment about how it's ridiculous for Jill Stein to not know how many representatives are in the US Congress when she's running to be president, people are saying that that's putting Jill down and perhaps taking votes away from people who potentially voted for her. Because I'm just highlighting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to take votes from

[Monet]

Jill Stein personally, that I am highlighting her knowledge of our. In turn is supporting genocide because I am against Jill Stein in some roundabout way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think that people, that people kind of feel like the life is a someone game, right? Like the notion that, oh, AOC said nobody needs talking points to know Jill Stein hasn't won so much as a bingo game in the last decade. So it started because on the interview, because Angelo Ray Ry Ry was like, AOC has done something. She's won some elections. And AOC said, nobody needs talking points to know Jill Stein hasn't won so much as a bingo game in the last decade. If you can actually. If you actually give a damn about people, you organize, build power and infrastructure and win.

[Monet]

That is AOC motherfucking work. So just for a little context, Jill Stein was on the Breakfast Club with Charlamagne, Tha God, DJ Envy, and Angela Rye, who is a very intelligent, amazing lawyer from Capitol Hill. Whatever, whatever. So they brought her in because, you know, she's super knowledgeable and Jill side is spending a lot of the interview coming for AOC talking about, she's just a talking mouthpiece of the Democrats. She doesn't have a spine, blah, blah, blah. She doesn't even know anything. And then Angela Rye is like, you know what? Well, I know that the one thing that AOC knows how to do that you can't do is win. And that's why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, one of the main points was that she said that AOC is parroting Democratic talking points. And then she goes, I find it wild that you would accuse a woman of color of parroting Democratic talking points. And then somehow that turned into, bitch, you ain't never won nothing in your life.

[Monet]

Yeah, yeah. So I posted that clip and the one about Angela Wright asking her how many representatives are in the U.S. congress? And she was like, I don't know, 679. And she's like, no, 435. So people are like, monique, I can't believe you opposed this. How dare you this is disgusting behavior. I was like, oh my God, this is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I think that people think it's a someone game. Like, if you think Jill Stein's wrong about this and you think Jill Stein's wrong about everything.

[Monet]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? Which hearkens back to the Naomi Campbell on the Wintour thing. I think they were that Anna Wintour's comment was shady. And I think that being late is also which apparently she wasn't late. Apparently Naomi Campbell wasn't late. I heard some reports say she was. Some reports say she wasn't, but apparently she wasn't. Let's. According to tmz. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the case was. But also acknowledging that someone's late doesn't mean you don't like them. Or acknowledging someone's shade doesn't mean you don't like them. Like, I have friends who relate to a lot of stuff all the time, but I like them so much that I'd rather hang out with them than not just because they're late. Or if I have a friend who's like, kind of socially awkward in a way that feels uncomfortable. I like the other stuff more than that one thing. If you put it all on the scale, the scale will lean toward the things that I like, which is why I choose to hang out with those friends or those people. You know what I mean?

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me read you this comment. Tell me if you think it's. Well, okay. So me and Caleb were talking about how we fly guys out. Someone said, please don't normalize this. Paying for company is. Is very sad. Someone Arne said is paying for travel for somebody else. Lol. That's not paying for somebody's for their services. And then he goes. He literally said, I want to these guys. Clearly the only thing flying someone out is for their services. Are you really this ignorant? Which is where. This is where people in the. In. In comments talk in ways they would never speak in real life. Like, I feel like talking in real life. You typically face to face. Typically, people don't typically tip to. How are you so ignorant by your second statement? But that is a. That is a. It's not strictly an Internet thing, but it is. It is very Internet to jump to. How dumb can you fucking be? And it's like, how did we get here? How did we get here so fast? And I'm trying to think, have I talked to people like that? You know, I gotta say, honestly, in terms of like Internet beef I've had. I've never really done that. I mean, I've talked that way with people that I'm like, put your. Your pasty ass hand. I'm always gagged at how pasty your palm is. This looks like a literal white person's palm.

[Monet]

It is always. Why you gotta call me pasty, though? I don't be over here calling you pasty and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you can't go. If someone called me paste, that would not make any sense. Cause I'm not pasty.

[Monet]

But I can't say there is ashy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had ashy parts of my body and also. Yeah. And have you never been ashy?

[Monet]

No. Never? Not once. Ash girl. Sorry. Sometimes I look down when I see this part of my hand is ashy. I just get so. And then. So I do the thing where black. I don't know why people do this, but have you ever done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet]

Yeah. I've been like, Only black people can relate. Only black people can relate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, that's like. Like. And I've always had some. Most of my Internet beefs, by the way, are not real beefs. I do not have any beef with Mistress Isabelle Brooks. I've never had beef with her. I've never actually had beef with Matty Morphosis. That is not real. I've. Who else have I Internet beef with?

[Monet]

Malaysia, Baby Doll Fox.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, not real. I've never really had beef with Malaysia Baby Doll Fox. Like, most of the beefs that I've had on the Internet, I think it goes over people's heads that they're not real beefs. Like, we're not actually fighting. We are, for the most part, pretty cordial.

[Monet]

I don't think it goes over people's heads. I think the people that think that you are really beefing with people that you're writing rap battles about. The people who need to go out and fucking touch grass. And, like, if they are a follower of yours or even if they're not. Like, one look at the verse and how y' all engaging. It's EAS easy to deduce that this is just a fun thing between friends. Like, I'm very curious. How many people will see your rap battles and be like, oh, my God, Kelly Bob said that. Like, that's so crazy. That's so real. I'm just genuinely curious. It cannot be that many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think that there's a mean gay problem in the gay world?

[Monet]

Mean gays? I don't think to quote you, the short answer is no, because I Don't think that it's something exclusive to gays. I think they're just mean people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet]

Like, I meet mean straight people. Mean gay people. I don't think there's a, like, you know, like, Courtney Act's song in season six, the mean gays of West Hollywood. I'm like, yes, because you are a gay person. You interact with a lot of queer people. You're going to meet more gay people, more mean gay people than probably straight people. But I don't think it's an exclusive problem to just the gays. Like, I don't see just this army of mean gays running around terrorizing everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somehow this conversation came back up on my YouTube timeline, and I was.

[Monet]

Mean gays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. It was conversation that was going on last year. This. This one guy was like, I'm sick of the mean gays. Where are all the nice gays at? Where are the nice gays? And then, I mean, I would say this. Maybe it's who you're surrounding yourself with, because my friends aren't mean, and I

[Monet]

have a lot of gay friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, my friends are really nice. I'm not saying there aren't mean gays, but maybe it is the type of person you are choosing to, or maybe it's the places you're going. Maybe I just don't tend to attract a lot of mean gays.

[Monet]

Personally, I don't attract a lot of mean people in my life. Have I encountered mean people? Yes, but, like, I have not. Like, they're not exclusive to the gays or the straights or the women or the bros. Like, it's just fucking mean people I've met in my life. Honestly, I think I've met more mean straight people than gay people in my life. If I had to do the math about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Name three straight people you know, you know personally who are not women. Straight men. Name three straight men you know my brother. No. Who are you not related to and who.

[Monet]

Okay, okay. Now you're adding qualifiers, and now you're adding rules.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like my brother, my cousin, and then my uncle. No, three straight people. Three straight men that you know who you're not related to.

[Monet]

Okay. Mark Onato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell me a little bit about Mark Onato?

[Monet]

Mark is an executive over at Studio71. We've done a lot of interactions together with something that I'm working on this show, other things of Marinada.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm listening.

[Monet]

What, you want more information about Mark?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said three.

[Monet]

Oh, Land Romo. Land Romo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm gonna add One more qualifier. You don't work with.

[Monet]

And land is not land.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, land is not. Land is not straight.

[Monet]

Do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know straight men? Because I. I don't know.

[Monet]

I do. Oh, my. Well, my pool contractor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You work together. The only straight guy I know, and I don't know him that well, is Ben Wallen. Oh, Ben. I know Ben.

[Monet]

Bob, we have to know. I know straight people I don't work with. Like, there's. Oh, that guy I hooked up with last night. I don't know him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clearly straight. Clearly straight.

[Monet]

I know straight people. Hold on. Let me go to my text messages really quick. Hold on. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have any neighbors? Yeah, I don't know. The doctor who lives next door whose name I don't know. And then the ladies. Michael. What's the name? Mike. David. What's the name? Jacob. Jonathan. Jonathan. Jonathan who? But they live in my building and we don't really hang out. I don't think I know any straight guys. Wait, besides Ben Wallen.

[Monet]

Stop it. Stop it now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's.

[Monet]

I'm going to my. I am all the way back to Sunday right now, almost a week ago, and I cannot. I have not texted a straight person a very long time. At least. Wade, we don't know straight people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight. I don't know straight men. Whoa. And to be honest, I don't know how straight the women are either.

[Monet]

Oh, Maya Bailey, my tattooer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Men.

[Monet]

Now, Maya is a man. A man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maya Bailey's a man.

[Monet]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Maya Bailey?

[Monet]

Maya Bailey is my tattoo guy. My tattoo artist.

[Commercial Narrator]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone who works for me.

[Monet]

He did not work for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He worked for him. Someone you don't pay. Someone who's not receiving money to be in your company. We'll talk more about it when we get back.

[Monet]

Brister Hay is my friend from high school. Brister Hay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's take a break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

From high school is crazy.

[Monet]

I mean, I don't know if I'm. There's Brista's name right there. We'd be texting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, that's more than I know. I got Ben Wallen. And that's really it.

[Monet]

Oh, my God, Bob. Why? We need to. We need to know more straight people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the straight guys I know are cameramen on we're here. Or cameramen who work with Assad.

[Monet]

I'm screaming. Bob. We need to know. That's not good. We need to know more straight people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know straight women.

[Monet]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not that many. Jasmine W. I knew you were gonna say Jasmine W. Well, I don't know that many. So.

[Monet]

Amber. Amber. Amber. I know Amber Wallen. Well, not Amber. Amber. Amber's queer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't think Amber identifies as straight.

[Monet]

Yeah. Amber's queer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Nicole Byers isn't straight either.

[Monet]

Oh, yeah. Is she not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet]

Or her. Also. Congrats to not congrats. I feel weird saying congrats. I feel like they're just living their life. But sincere. Jama just came out as a queer woman. And we love that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We Stan.

[Monet]

We Stan. I love Cesare. She's so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna pause for Jacob to get back with. But she gets back in the house.

[Monet]

Okay. Jasmine. Who else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Straight women. Oh, paige horowitz. But we kind of work together, though,

[Monet]

so I want to say about an interaction, but I want to give a few details that I don't tell all this person's business, but I think it's something important that I should share on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, go.

[Monet]

So I had an interaction with someone, a therapist. And I like your therapist. Yes. Well, that's just giving all the information I shouldn't. That seems to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one knows you're a therapist.

[Monet]

This is true. This is true. This is true. And I'm in this interaction with him, and I'm talking about a situation, and I say. I say, yeah. Cause you know. Cause we weren't. Cause me and this person weren't fully Tapped in. And he goes, tapped in, Tapped in. I was like, like, tapped in, tapped in. Like, you know, they're not, like, checked into the thing. He's like, I don't know. So then I say, ugh, not me having to explain to white people. And he goes, y', all, this is exactly what happens. Head goes back, finger comes up, like, I'll have you know half my family's black. And then I was like, okay. And he goes, I even have a best friend that's black. And I was like, I don't care that you have those. That doesn't change the fact that you don't understand what I'm trying to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he biracial?

[Monet]

No, but I get. I don't know. I didn't ask how half his family's black, but I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, half? I don't know. I feel like you cooking the books with these numbers, bitch.

[Monet]

He became Shaniqua, the therapist. Okay? Honestly, this man is white. White, white, white. This motherfucker became. He became Glenn Close for Deliverance. And I was like, I'm sorry, what? And then. So we were like, at the end of the session, thank God. And then the next day brought it up, and Andy, who was also there in the next session as being a good white ally, was like, hey, you did this thing last session. It was really inappropriate. And I didn't like that you did that. And I was like, good. It was weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did the therapist say?

[Monet]

He was like, I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said, m. I sure did.

[Monet]

And he was like, you know, I apologize. I did that. Then he started to, like, explain himself a little bit again. And then we were like, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, I should not have did that. I was using. He was like, I got too comfortable. And he was like, I was talking to you like, I would some of my other friends. And I was like, that's really interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is a problem with your other friends, right? You know, I was like, I've never had a. I was someone or two therapists. And I've never. I've never had a white therapist before. So I don't. I've never. But I have had a Caribbean therapist. And, y', all, if you want someone to give it to you hard and fast with very little concern for how you feel, I highly recommend a Caribbean therapist. She used to get. I used to be like, wow, that's crazy how you said that. I mean, you're right. But geez Louise.

[Monet]

I had a Caribbean therapist. Oh, my God. Do we have the Same one. There's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dr. Shelley.

[Monet]

No, I had Dr. Hartley, but she was Caribbean living from my old neighborhood in Brooklyn. And, baby, when I tell you she would give it to you straight, no chaser. She was like, uh, like, gather me. It was. I love Dr. Hartley. She was great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Shout out to Dr. Shelley if you guys want a great therapist. Dr. Shirley was a really, really, really good therapist. 10 out of 10.

[Monet]

Dr. Hartley was amazing. So I have to tell y' all about this thing, y'. All. It has been stressing me out. It's been stressing me out. So my mom is. My mom is from St. Lucia, as y' all all know, and she's visiting me, living in. She's staying with me. It's supposed to be a week. She's now staying for a month at my place in la. You stand. I have to travel and stuff. Like, I'm busy. I feel like I can't take this time. She's like, no, I'll just stay in the house by myself. It's fine. So she's at the house. Andy's gone as well. So I'm out of town. And Eugene Organization weekend. And then I call Bob. Bob calls me, and he is like, monet, guess what I'm doing. No, sorry. I'm minding my own business. My mom goes, I'm on the phone with Bob. And my mom is like, hey, what's Bob's phone number? The tall, dark, funny one. And I was like, you know, there's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a lot of compliments in there. Actually, all of those are compliments?

[Monet]

Yeah. Why? They were all compliments. Which one is the next?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Funny one was like, the funny one, but like, oh, I'm funny. Like, she's like the funny one, but

[Monet]

we were cracking jokes all day long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of us. Sometimes when shaving is the funny one, but then all your friends are funny.

[Monet]

I was like, oh. So I asked Bob, can I give my mom your number? He's like, yeah. And then so I call Bob and I talk on the phone a little bit later. I'm like, what you doing? He's like, well, I'm on my way to pick up some whiskey for your mom. I was like, I'm sorry, what? He's like, yeah, your mom called me. Cause you wanted some whiskey. I was like, that. Which I have expressed to my mom hundreds of times at this point that Bob is sober. A lot of my friends are sober. It means they don't drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't mind.

[Monet]

I know, but it's inappropriate. And also she knew not to tell me about it because she knew I would tell her, no, that's inappropriate. To not fucking ask her to do that. That's the crazy part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I felt like a little doordasher.

[Monet]

And y', all, Bob has not lived close to me like Bob. We used to live close. Now I moved. He doesn't live close. So he had to come all the way from Hollywood to the Valley that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't love clothes. But it actually ended up working out perfect. Cause I had to go to Burbank to buy a piece of electronic they didn't have at Sammy's. So Sammy's is down on Fairfax, closer toward south. Now they are opposite directions. But then the guy was like, you have to go to Burbank to get this. So in Jackie's defense, I happened to be in Burbank and we had. We sat down together, we had a drink together. I had a Coke Zero. She gagged that. I pulled it from the cabinet and drank it straight from the cabinet. She was shook, shattered and shorn. But yeah, I had a little Coke Zero and we hung out. It was fun. I enjoyed her. She's so fun.

[Monet]

Lord, she's crazy. We played Domino's the other night and I whooped Bob's ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You won. I wanna say you whooped Bob. Bob.

[Monet]

I whooped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You won. You won.

[Monet]

Okay, so what would constitute a whooping?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to be clear, there were four of us playing. I came in second place. Okay, so I would say you whooped Jackie and Jacob's ass. But you didn't whoop my ass. You beat me. You whooped they asses.

[Monet]

I would. I think we could. Would you do. Would you do a. A domino's tournament?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's a pretty quick game. I mean, quick. I hadn't played it in years, but I remember thinking, oh, it is fine. I mean, when I say probably over. Probably over 30 years since I played Domino's, I was probably.

[Monet]

And we did the math there. I haven't played Domino's in like 25 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said 30.

[Monet]

No, but we did the math. And you were like, you. We were. We were deduced. You were. You were 25 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was in my single digits when I played Domino's last. Like, I did not. I did not play Domino's last. I have never played Domino's in my teens. Definitely not in my 20s. My family was more about spades. And I didn't like spades, so I didn't want to play spades with them.

[Monet]

Oh, my Gosh. Should we. I think. Can we start this? Oh, my God. I want to start everything. But you're on tour. Should we start, like, black game nights and we play, like, black games? Like spades, like porch, Like Donald.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like spades, so I don't want to play spades. I'll play the other games. I don't want to play spades.

[Monet]

Okay, but what if we could make it, like, a gay black spades that's not as aggressive that you did. The aggressive factor you don't like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't think I like spade. I don't mind an aggressive game. I just don't like spades. Something about spades. I don't like it. Maybe it's. Maybe my. My. I'm triggered from my childhood. I just don't like. I do not like playing spades. It is not fun for me. Like. Like, Uno can be a very aggressive game, and I think Uno is a black game as well. Is it? Yeah. A lot of black fans like Uno, for sure.

[Monet]

Well, we're gonna play porch. I love porch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I. But. But I'll just sit out the space. Also, whenever, at, like, a party or, like, a something, I am comfortable sitting one out. But you know what makes it weird is when someone sits, someone has to sit it out. And then everyone's like, no, I'. I'll sit out. I'll sit out. No, I'll sit out. No, I'll sit out. No, I'm gonna be the one. If anyone's sitting out, it's gonna be me. It's gonna be me. I'll be sitting out. I'm like, I know. Well, so I'm like, okay, I'll play.

[Monet]

Okay, but here's the thing. At a party, the host should sit out. Like, the host should be the one to sit down, not the guests. It's inappropriate to ask your guests to sit out like the host should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But if the guest volunteers, it's okay if the guest volunteers. For example, when we play Mario Kart, I don't love Mario Kart. I'm not good at it, but I love watching it. Watching Mario Kart is fun. I prefer Smash, Boomerang, Fu, Mario Party, but I do not like playing Mario Kart because I'm really bad at it. But watching people play it is genuinely fun. So when I say I'll sit it out, guys, I'm not taking one for the team. I swear. I swear I'm not taking one for the team.

[Monet]

I haven't been Mario Kart in so long. Actually, I should get back into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm horrible. I just cannot figure it out for the life of me. I don't have that skill set. I don't have it in me, to be honest.

[Monet]

Do you remember how you learned to play SMASH because you wanted to beat me? Isn't that so great?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did.

[Monet]

If that does not tell you everything about our friendship, Bob again, Bob would never play. He learned how to play it because I said you would never beat me in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I did beat you in it. Can you acknowledge it out loud, please?

[Monet]

I'm sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you acknowledge it out loud, please?

[Monet]

You did. You have beat me a few times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More than a few. I have whooped your ass in smash. That has happened.

[Monet]

And what's. And what's. Whooping my ass in smash?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You weren't in second place.

[Monet]

What do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How that's whooping your ass?

[Monet]

And how. And how do you even. Where do you. Where are the numbers for this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the other day, me, you and Kevin played. And you were the first out on that one round, and I whooped Kevin. Actually, Kevin. When Kevin plays Kirby, Kevin does beat us. Normally.

[Monet]

He does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kevin is one character. And let Kevin remember that for the rest of his life. When he picked anybody else, he was getting scrubbed.

[Monet]

This is true. This is very true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And let Kevin lay his head on the bed at night knowing that that's the truth.

[Monet]

I just want to live in a world where I didn't have to travel and work. We could just stay home and I could make money at home, and I could just play games with my friends all the time. I want to get into streaming. But Jacob bust my butt with that. He's like, girl, you gotta get a PC. You gotta do this. I'm like, this sounds like. So it sounds really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hell, you don't have to, but it certainly helps. If you want to be a serious gamer, you should get a gaming system.

[Monet]

But that means I'm playing my games on the PC. Like Smash on the PC.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some games.

[Monet]

It depends on what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't play a game. You don't? No. You stream it from the PC. So you do obs, which is like a broadcasting application.

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example. Yeah.

[Monet]

Jacob did it for me once. He set up the whole thing on my Mac. I'm like, why do I need a PC then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's just faster. Macs don't work well with obs. Macs don't work well with anything but, like, Mac stuff, Apple stuff. And typically speaking, PCs are just stronger computer. They have. They have faster processing and bibbidi, boppity, boopity. And their numbers go crazy and all that stuff. They're, like, built for that kind of stuff. So if you really want to. But also, like, from the. From the. You cannot stream from a switch. You have to buy a capture card.

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then put that into. And then you have to go that way. Or you can stream from a PlayStation, but if you want to look like one of those streamers where they make their. They have their chat in a. In like a. In like, a specific box. Because, like, if you stream from the PlayStation, you will get your chat and your picture on the screen. But if you want it to look specific and unique, you have to do it yourself through obs by making interfaces and stuff. I've done a few obs streams in my day, honestly, by myself, and they're. Honestly, Once you sit down and learn it, it's actually not that hard. But you have to keep doing. I have to relearn obs every time I try to use it again. Every time I have to relearn it, I'm gonna get.

[Monet]

I don't really. I'm not friends with her. That seems inappropriate. I wanna, like, maybe I can, like, hit Bitch Pudding up. I wanna, like, pay her to help her come over and help me set it up. Cause you know that extra bedroom I have? I wanna make that into my little streaming den.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why don't you have Jacob help you? Jacob said.

[Monet]

Hi. Jacob said that he's good. He's not very good at it. He said, I can, like, fix my way, which. I said that to me. Bitch, I don't wanna help you. Jacob was like, I'm proficient. I'm not amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob set mine up and.

[Monet]

Well, you're his boyfriend. I would hope he would help you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Kevin McDonald also streams if you want to.

[Monet]

Kevin said the same thing to Jacob. He's like, I do the bare minimum to get mine to work. He was like, you want someone like Bitch Pudding who is a master Reddit to help you set yours up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Bitch Pudding has a really great setup. And also, so does Dawn. Not that she's anywhere near you, but

[Monet]

did I tell you how I saw dawn on Grindr one time, and I wanted to hit her up and be like, what's up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I didn't, like. Like, knowing. Like, knowing who she was.

[Monet]

Yeah, she was. It was her full. Her full profile.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like her shoe you shot.

[Monet]

Now I'm not in New York anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, then never mind. Yeah, but dawn, if you're Interested in getting Splicketies. Get that back. Splikity splat by the sponge queen herself.

[Monet]

V. Okay, I was not. I was hitting her up to, like, play video games. Not for anything on sex. You're crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you could hit her up to play video games on any time online. Why does it have to be on Grindr? This feels like gaslighting.

[Monet]

It feels like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what this feels like. This feels like gaslighting to me.

[Monet]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

100%.

[Monet]

Also, the other thing I noticed, like, you complaining about the thing, like, making your teeth look yellow. But, Bob, you were in a black light with a blue light. The thing is trying to probably balance the color of the thing. That's why it's not showing the natural color of your teeth, because you're literally in a UV den.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I think Jacob said this up because he thought it would help. I mean, my teeth aren't, like, sparkly white, but I think my teeth are the color teeth are supposed to be, you know?

[Monet]

Yeah, Yeah. I want to get into streaming. I think stream is a lot of fun, and I like doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna bring my teeth every. Every time I sit down this chair, or just the last couple times because

[Monet]

I'm talking to you, I'm like, oh, yeah. There's, like, blue. I was like, oh, yeah. You literally look like you're in a black light room. Like, I don't understand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be. I just want to figure out if you're gonna bring up my yellow teeth every time we do the podcast or if it's gonna be like, I just want to know what the. What the.

[Monet]

Anyways, I like playing video games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I bring up something you're insecure about every time we podcast?

[Monet]

Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'll work on that. Okay. You're saying. Anyways.

[Monet]

Anyways, I didn't know what I was. Oh, I just saw my streaming. We're past the streaming of it all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, you have to play dress Impress.

[Monet]

I know everyone. Well, not everyone. Jake. You and Jake at once are talking about this dress impress game. You know, in this old trophy movies, when anyone went trying to get somebody, they'd always cut their brake wires. I'm like, is it that easy? If I rolled under car, can I just cut a wire and I'll, like, trip the brakes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It probably used to be easy. Like, it's hard. It is really hard to steal a car these days. And it's probably also hard to cut brake wires these days. Like, they should be hidden. Your brake wires should be hidden somewhere and not easy to access.

[Monet]

Imagine driving and you're like, that is so scary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I tell you something that I can acknowledge says more about me than it does about anyone else? When I see a cyber truck, I get unreasonably angry.

[Monet]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet]

Because they're supporting Elon Musk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. If I see you in a cybertruck, I immediately don't like you.

[Monet]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm annoyed that you exist. I'm annoyed that this big, ugly car is on the road. It just drives me crazy. Something about the cybertruck just pisses me off, and maybe that's why they have them. I think some people who are kind of in that realm, like the Trumpy realm, they do things because they know it pisses people off and they like.

[Monet]

That Sounds good, Mikey. Jacob, tell. Tell Mikey, apologize to Mikey on behalf of Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does that do to Mikey? Mikey don't have a cybertruck.

[Monet]

Yes, he does. He has a whole song about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he doesn't have a cybertruck, though.

[Monet]

Mikey doesn't have a car, but he's a proponent of the cybertruck and he had one for a little while. He sure did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mikey never had a cybertruck.

[Monet]

He did. I'm telling you. He did. He rented one for the music video and for the rollout of the single.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's not having it. So did you have every car you rented?

[Monet]

No, but I'm saying. But Mikey is a cybertrucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think Mikey is a cyber. You know what I can't defend. Maybe one day Mikey will. Will hear this and come forth with a comment as to whether or not he is a cybertruck girly.

[Monet]

I see those. You know what? The cars are cool. They have the interesting lights on the front, a little circle. Look like a smiley face. Do you know what I'm talking about? The Rivia, the Rivian. Those are cool. I would drive one of those. Those are cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I really love. I think I am like a Toyota girly now. America's most trusted brand. But if I were to get another car, I mean, I do need my car to be an suv.

[Monet]

Yes. I cannot have a car car. I need an SUV 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I can't. I literally can't put the stuff in the trunk that I need. I need to be able to put at least. At least three Jacobs in the trunk folded on top. No, three suitcases in my trunk. I feel like I could probably put two and then a little on the Side. And I feel like sometimes with the regular cars, you can't even get two suitcases in the trunk, which is insane to me.

[Monet]

I mean, but that's newer cars. Like, you put, like, in a fucking, like, Toyota Camry with an empty truck. You can fit two of our big suitcases in there for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In a Camry.

[Monet]

I've done it before, bitch. What's up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's in the back seat, too.

[Monet]

No, this is in the trunk. Trunk of a Toyota Camry. This was back in New York when I first started traveling. And I'm like, bitch, I'm not spending $146 to JFK. I can spend 73. And I would fit all my suitcases in the Toyota Camry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I need, like, a mommobile suv. I don't need one of these. I'm not driving a Suburban looking like a limo driver.

[Monet]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. Although, when I was a kid, I really wanted a Navigator Cadillac Escalade.

[Monet]

Oh, Escalade.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I want. That was my dream car as a child. Then I got older. I was like, what the. What was I? A Cadillac Escalade is crazy.

[Monet]

I mean, you're from Georgia. That's scans. That is very. That people. And people in the south and the Georgia shit. Yes. When I lived in Gwinnett that year, Escalades and Navigators were very popular. That was a big thing, even in fucking Baby boy and in fucking ATL Bob. You cannot deny that was not a popular trend at the time. It was popular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me more about Atlanta.

[Monet]

Okay, I'm telling you, for all y' all who lived in Atlanta and Atlanta. So can y', all please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I lived in Atlanta. I was there.

[Monet]

I know. I asked other. You don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I wanted an Escalade. I would see some. I don't know if it was that popular. A lot of rappers were driving around in Escalades, but it wasn't really that popular of a car. Like, most people were not driving around like Navigators and Escalades. Most of us would drive. You know, it's a really big, popular car in Georgia. This is if you're black. If you're white, a Ford F150. Ford F150s are huge cars in the south, period, huh?

[Monet]

In the south, period.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Ford F150s also. What was that car that was so big? Oh, Mustangs. Mustangs are big.

[Monet]

Remember Hummers? Hummers was a thing for a while, and then they made the Hummer stretch limousine. Hummers was such ugly cars. I don't Understand why those were even. I don't get why that was a thing. They were fucking hideous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like a Hummer was an LA type car though.

[Monet]

Probably this is also back when we had Boost Mobile. Everyone. It was Hummers and those walkie talkie phones. I'm like, why do we make walkie talkie? Like, why was chirping a thing? Remember Nextel girl? Everyone was chirping like, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the other cars that are. How do you feel when you see a G wagon on the road?

[Monet]

That person got money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say this right now? People who drive Beamers, not always, but they're often really, really offensive drivers. I mean, like, like, they drive like. I feel like it is often. It is a known fact that people who own Beamers or drive Beamers are often. Not always, but really like, like weaving through traffic, bumper riding flat. You mean tailgating, flashing their lights at people. And what drives me crazy is seeing someone swerve through traffic in the city. And then I'm sitting at the red light next to you. Like, so was it all worth it? Like, we're literally next to. We're literally side by side. Why was it all reckless driving is really. It really upsets me. I can't get over how much it really boils my blood when someone is a intentional reckless driver. Not like you're just like a bad driver, but like you're swerving through traffic, you're doing illegal shit. It really upsets me.

[Monet]

Well, I don't wanna. That's your experience. I don't wanna negate your experience about people with Beamers, but that has never been my experience with like, be. Not more than like any other reckless driver. Like, it's not kind of like with like the mean gays. It's not specific to Beamers. Like in la. Also, I think in LA and New York we're living in two offensive driving cities, right? Like, when you go to driving school, you're taught to be a defensive driver. In New York especially, you are taught to be. Not by the school, by. By the fucking school of life to be an offensive driver. New Yorker drivers are offensive. And I feel that about LA too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have much experience thinking about New York City drivers. I'm using the car on my phone, in the back of Uber, back of a cab or on the train. So I don't really think about the way. Also tricked out Camrys. If you drive a tricked out Camry,

[Monet]

how do you trick out a Camry

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or a tricked out Prius?

[Monet]

A tricked out Prius they put spoilers

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on them, they put lights on them. They have these custom paint jobs.

[Monet]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also really reckless drivers. I want to change it from offensive to reckless. They're really reckless drivers. Now again, it's not everyone with the Beamer, not everyone with a tricked out Camry, not everyone with a tricked out. But if you do have this stuff in my. In my experience. Comment below. If you. If you've noticed that people who drive BMWs tend to be reckless drivers, or people who have tricked out cameras or tricked out Priuses tend to be reckless drivers, comment below. I would like to hear your thoughts on this.

[Monet]

Well, I think that people with my experience, like, when I see people with like Toyota Venzas, they should be in jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For what reason?

[Monet]

I just think the way they drive can sometimes be offensive to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, someone who drives a Mercedes Benz, always great drivers. Always great. Like, I've never seen a Mercedes Benz out in these streets acting crazy. Like, I rarely see a Mercedes.

[Monet]

Or you know what I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what? You will never see acting crazy, ever. A Cadillac. People who drive Cadillacs are so calm. So they're probably all old as hell, but they are never driving like maniacs. Not Cadillac. I've never seen a Cadillac going crazy.

[Monet]

I think it's always interesting when people say Mercedes Benz. I'm like, you say Mercedes. Mercedes. That's like saying a BMW. BMW.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's called a Mercedes Benz.

[Monet]

Is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet]

I just call him Mercedes. And Benz was like a model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's called a Mercedes Benz. Huh? Right?

[Monet]

I don't. I don't know. I don't have a Mercedes Benz. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how is it like saying a BMW, BMW? It's like saying a Ford Mustang. If it is make, model. They'd be like saying a Ford Mustang.

[Monet]

All right, you're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. Yeah. Mercedes Benz. Can you say I was right again? Please? Please?

[Monet]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna do it or not?

[Monet]

No. You know what I find really interesting? Anytime Jacob needs to Bolst. Jacob, be quick on the keys. When I need some support, I'll be having to beg. I'm like, can we see that, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not true.

[Monet]

That is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is a common.

[Monet]

This is my experience. Can you validate my feelings?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I will not validate your experience. There's a whole thread of called Jacob and Monet versus Bob, it's 2v1.

[Monet]

And there's also a lot of Jacob and Bob versus Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there one? Find one and send it to me. Send me the Link find literally just one collection of videos.

[Monet]

Also, this is Oculus proof. He literally just did it again. He literally did it again. This is Monat exchanges from sneaky little

[Bob the Drag Queen]

boyfriend to Team monation.

[Monet]

It's a 30 minute compilation of times I've sided with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're wrong.

[Monet]

This is not proving my point just now, though. Y' all see, he has right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is proving the point that Jacob. There's a minimum of 30 minutes of Jacob boosting you up because you need the help.

[Monet]

Okay, 30 minutes in a podcast, we have, I would say, hundreds of hours. Thirty minutes. Oh, whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see any compilations of me and Jacob versus you.

[Monet]

Well, my love, Bob the Dragon videos. Can we please get a compilation of them? Coming up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Minion, do your bidding. Do what Monet tells you to do. That's how Monet appreciates you. You heard her. Monet said do her bidding. Go ahead, do it.

[Monet]

Actually, I actually tip the queen. Honey,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've tipped her. I don't tip her no more, but I used to tip her.

[Monet]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh.

[Monet]

What of it, Burr? It's cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what about it?

[Monet]

There must be some Toros in the atmosphere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can see right up my nose.

[Monet]

You see right through me. How do you do that shit? Did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, now that you're singing, we can go ahead and call it.

[Monet]

Have you seen RuPaul taking us a tour on his. On his drag closet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We watched the. We watched the. No, I did see it on Tik Tok recently. Yeah.

[Monet]

Yeah, on his. Tik Tok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait. Me and Monet did a review of RuPaul's

[Monet]

sexual digest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Architectural Digest. And it was honestly a really funny. Now it just seems too late to do it again.

[Monet]

I know we did it, but why could. Okay. Cause we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The files were corrupted. Something happened where something didn't upload.

[Monet]

Damn, it was so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lock on you. The fact that's not the most watched part of that video to me will never make sense. Lock on you.

[Monet]

Do you remember?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lock on you.

[Monet]

I remember that fucking stove. That was $40,000 as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, the locks on you. All right, bye bye, everyone.

[Monet]

Bye.