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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Hello everyone. It is me, Bob the drag queen with my good Judy.
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet x Change.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we are going to be at Netflix the joke, the comedy festival with our podcast Sibling rivalry. And you can go to seethedradqueen.com to get tickets because I promise you it'll be brilliant. Heart stopping, jaw dropping and stunning.
Monet X Change
Yeah, guys, we're going to be bringing civil rivalry to on May 5th to the Belasco Theater in Los Angeles Angeles for Netflix is a joke. So get them tickets. You just google Monet if you. If, if you do not want to go to see the drag queen.com you can just google Monet Bob at Netflix. I'm sure it will pop up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go to see the drag queen.com it's
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always gonna be a hater.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's always gonna be a hater in your camp. Will always be a hater in your camp.
Monet X Change
I'm coming. I'm coming to Joe's Pub on January 16th, 17th and 18th to do my one woman show. Life be life. And so make sure to get those tickets.
Bob the Drag Queen
My name is Bob the drag Queen
Monet X Change
and I'm Monet x Change.
Bob the Drag Queen
And this is Sibling Rivalry. Oh, did I record on this week's episode? Monet brings faggotry back to the gym.
Monet X Change
Bob has a sinus infection.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we find out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
Oh, you are. Please, are you Proud of the fucking Koch brothers? Of course you would be. And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't grow up with Madonna, so I don't like watching her succeed. Does nothing for me. Asking to start after getting dressed feels very reasonable to me.
Monet X Change
Well, don't come on the thing until you're already dressed.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's Monet, the queen who wanted to be unfiltered.
Monet X Change
I'm always unfiltered. Bob is always trying to give these people a false perception of reality of who he is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I get dressed. Getting dressed is a false perception of reality. Everybody, watch out. Getting dressed. Are you putting a false.
Monet X Change
Are you putting on a dress shirt and a tie?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Monique, I have worn a tie and a dress shirt on this podcast. And every time I do, you're like, you never do this, and I do it.
Monet X Change
You're sitting in your house for like, I don't understand.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monique, I have been sitting in this home wearing a tie several times, and you always go, why are you wearing a tie? And I'm like, sometimes I wear a dress on the tie. And every time I do it, you. You act like it's this crazy thing.
Monet X Change
Previously, you were. All the time you were, like, going to do something. Are you coming from an event like those?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I get dressed for the. Sometimes I get. Sometimes I put them on just for this. Sometimes I'm not wearing pants and I get dressed just for this thing. Jacob has seen me do this. Jacob can vouch for that.
Jacob
He's also. He wants to be a little bit more stylish. He has a stylist. He's doing outfits. Like, he had that cute outfit on the last episode we did. So he's trying to make sure he's bringing it every episode. So.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, 1, 2, 3.
Monet X Change
And even though we didn't clap, say we're keeping all that in so they see the real you
Bob the Drag Queen
and Monet. It's not like you've never seen me get dressed for the podcast. I do this often. Me and Jacob, would I be like, oh, let me figure out what to wear, and I go to the closet and I pick something to wear for the podcast. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I do. I'm trying to do do that more often as opposed to just rolling out of bed in a beat up baseball cap, a fake gold chain, a fake septum piercing, and a raggedy singlet.
Monet X Change
Okay, so Andy said this video is very interesting. It's this like, straight bros. They're wearing, like, crop tops. They're wearing, like, gay apparel. To the gym. Gay apparel, right? Like very. Like what gay men wears to the gym. And I'm like. And it's a little disturbing. I think that straight men are appropriate in gay culture and gay fashions. And I think as gays, we need to get really gay. Like, I'm talking about bring back the 80s singlet. I'm gonna come out with one. A thick icon one.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think that the crop tops of the gym wasn't originally a gay thing.
Monet X Change
It wasn't the three 80s. It was the 80s.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. I don't know that. I don't know that is a gay thing. I think it has become.
Monet X Change
The gays are cropped. I mean, you don't see straight. But now straight guys are wearing crop tops like out and stuff when that. They have not been doing that for. Since the 80s.
Bob the Drag Queen
It sounds like what you're saying is gay guys were appropriating this other fashion. And then straight guys together.
Monet X Change
We did it together. We all did it together.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were there.
Monet X Change
But I've seen it. I've seen the history of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I don't know that it was like. I don't think they. That I don't know that wearing crop tops is. I mean, wearing crop tops is a little bit gay today. But initially speaking like those short basketball shorts, those short athletic shorts. Athletic wear used to be very crop tops, very short shorts, very high socks, very off the shoulder. And it was just kind of like a thing that people were doing.
Monet X Change
And now. And they stopped short guys stopped doing it. Gay men kept on doing it. And. And now is considered very gay now.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you want to stop doing it for a long time too. Actually, no. The 90s. The 90s. Mo. The 90s. We all.
Monet X Change
We kept on doing it though, like a small segment of our population did. So they kept it alive.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are making up history. I don't know if it's true or not. I can't verify if any of this is true. But you are just stating fact as truth with. I don't think you know if those things. I don't know if those are true. So what are your sources? Life. Okay. That's not a source.
Monet X Change
Yes, life can be a source. Absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
Notice that's called anecdotal evidence.
Monet X Change
No, life can be a source. Anyway, I say all this to say gay guys. I think we gotta get really, really, really gay at the gym. I'm talking about wrestling singlets and like bringing back like full, full, full faggotry at the gyms.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think we should have fun doing that, that sounds like a lot of fun for you.
Monet X Change
Would you ever wear a singlet to the gym?
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Why is that funny?
Monet X Change
Because you even thought about it. You just want to even ruminate on it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. You didn't ruminate it. Why is it so funny to you that I don't want to wear a single to the gym?
Monet X Change
No, it's just. You didn't even ruminate. Like you're just like. No. You didn't even think about it for a sec.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I know that I don't want to wear. I mean, do you want to wear a suit to the gym? A what? Do you want to wear a suit to the gym?
Monet X Change
Let me think about it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bitch, shut the fuck up. What's our topic today? You are so. You so fake. You fake as hell. I'm making a fake experience. You is fake as hell. Bitch. Ruminate on it. People who wear jeans to the gym are very strange though.
Monet X Change
I will. Yes. Wearing jeans to the gym is insane. It's craziness.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I see it a lot. A lot. On the Internet. Yeah, I see it a lot on the Internet and in person.
Monet X Change
How often are you in person seeing people in jeans at the gym?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like on average, I would say I see someone in at least one person in jeans every time I go to the gym. At least one person in jeans every time I go to the gym. There's one person in there in jeans and there's another person there in flip flops or sandals.
Monet X Change
Every time you're lifting flip flops and sandals. That's not weird. If you're only going to the gym to lift. That's not weird.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is. It's weird too. It's dangerous. That's where it's the most dangerous.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but. But there's something about like a lot of guys I like weightlifting gyms, they don't wear sneakers. They wear like flies because you want to be. They want to take them off so they can like get like more thing to the ground. It's like a thing with bodybuilders for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
It just seems dangerous.
Monet X Change
It does seem dangerous. A weight could fall on your foot and crush it. But it's like better.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, not that, not that a tennis shoe would protect your foot that much anyway.
Monet X Change
Like if like a. If a 50 pound weight falls on your, your shoe, your, your shoe as opposed to just your outright foot, you're going to get. I mean it's going to hurt.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine. It's not like you're wearing Timbs to the gym. You know what I Mean, I mean, obviously I'm not a expert, and I don't know what you all should wear to the gym. I know that I wear. I wear some Asics. I wear. I have a pair of Asics that I wear when I go to the gym.
Monet X Change
I just. I just don't know how. I mean, I go to the gym probably at least five. Like, minimum five times a week. And I rarely see someone with jeans. I'm just kind of flabbergasted that you see them every time you go. That's kind of. Of wild.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's interesting. You don't think that my life is enough evidence.
Monet X Change
I am not
Bob the Drag Queen
life. My evidence is life. Life. Stop. Isn't that weird how that works for me? Life, nigga.
Monet X Change
Are you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you.
Monet X Change
Are you in middle school?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe. Maybe I am. What's the.
Monet X Change
Why are you saucy today? What's. What's the problem?
Bob the Drag Queen
You ask me this every. You ask me this all the time, and I'm. You always ask me why I'm saucy. You always ask why I do things that I'm always doing. Why are you putting on a tie? Why are you saucy? Why do you have an attitude? Why are you still shocked at the question?
Monet X Change
Because I thought. I know. I thought. I thought I knew you. I guess I don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Apparently, you don't, because it is. We are 12, 13 years into this relationship, you're still asking me the same questions.
Monet X Change
You never know. Are we 12 or 13? Do you even know? Do you? Yes, I do.
Bob the Drag Queen
How many? When.
Monet X Change
When do we meet? We're 12 years into this fucking friendship.
Bob the Drag Queen
When do we meet?
Monet X Change
You don't even know where we met. Do you. Do you remember the first. Do you remember the first place we ever met? Do you remember that?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, the Ritz. I remember meeting. I remember you. You behold me before I behold of you. Let's put it that way.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were aware of me before I was aware of you.
Monet X Change
You're so proud.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Fan.
Monet X Change
So proud.
Bob the Drag Queen
You were a fan.
Monet X Change
I was a fan of yours. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm so, like, leaky. I'm like. It's gonna. It's driving me crazy. Like, my nose is stopped up.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have a sick, too.
Monet X Change
You got me sick. I got sick, Rich. Last night, I was going through it. I am sick.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have, like, a sinus infection, so I can't breathe through my nose. And like, my. And because my nose is blocked up, my eyes are just so watery, and I have just been There are tissues on every surface of my home. Every counter, every surface, every spot. I'm just sitting in my home on my break. Melt. I feel like I'm melting. I'm so over. I'm annoyed.
Monet X Change
I'm very irritated that we're gonna satisfaction the same.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, Jacob didn't get sick and I slept in the same bed as
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him and he's not sick either, but I.
Bob the Drag Queen
These fucking white people. These immune systems. These white immune systems ain't no joke. These niggas will outlive anything, honey. See, look at us. Lord have mercy, y'. All. Shout out to everybody with a sinus infection. That's the today's shout out.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm like, shout out to anybody right now with a sinus infection. Of course.
Monet X Change
Right before Christmas, like we were gonna go. It's just. I just, I just. Yeah, I'm a mess anyway, but it's. Christ, it's almost Christmas Eve. Roberta.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, sis. It's Christmas. Gonna wipe you off of my wish list.
Monet X Change
Trixie Mattel. I went to Trixie Mattel DJed at the Netflix party I went to and she played the RuPaul Christmas album from top to bottom. Oh my God, she is serving her master.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she just likes the album. You ever think that's possible? No.
Monet X Change
It's a good album. Have you listened to it?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I, I, I, I DJ the Netflix Halloween. That wasn't Netflix. I lied. That wasn't Netflix. That was. That was Spotify. I DJ the Spotify Halloween party years ago. Because Trixie ruptured her spleen or like.
Monet X Change
No, it was her. Her appendix.
Bob the Drag Queen
Appendix. There it is. Trixie ruptured her appendix.
Monet X Change
I'm like, bitch, what in the face. Finish him.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't rupture a spleen, right? Isn't that a thing?
Monet X Change
I don't think so. Your spleen is like.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're thinking a spine.
Monet X Change
What's your spleen? The spleen is like something like your bladder, right? Or something down there.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Oh, God. Sibling biology.
Monet X Change
The spleen is a fist sized organ in the upper left side of your abdomen next to your stomach. Stomach and behind your left ribs. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You can rupture a spleen.
Monet X Change
It's an important part of your immune system. But. But you can survive without it. So. So Trixie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
So Trixie could have done the party.
Jacob
She.
Monet X Change
You can live without a bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's fake. She was lying. So me and Jacob ended up doing the party together. And I. Who did I run into? Lizzo came in dressed as. I know I'm sick. The one where we're sick.
Monet X Change
Just holding your head.
Bob the Drag Queen
Also because I don't feel well, I'm trying to look extra nice because I don't feel well. Lizzo came in dressed as Baby Yoda and performed randomly unprompted gag unannounced.
Monet X Change
Did y' all talk? Did you say hi to her?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, because she was. She was already performing by the time I. And I went and I went and I told, like, Zach or someone, some friend of mine who was there. I was like, oh, my God, Lizzo's in there performing. They're like, no, she's not. And I was like, no, she is. Lizzo's dressed as Baby Yoda, and she's performing songs from. She's performing about damn time. And they were like, no, she's not. I was like, okay, well, all right. You don't have to believe me, but just so you know, Lizzo's in there right now. And then they were like, whatever. They never believed me. And then the next day, they were like, oh, my God. Lizzo was. I was like, yeah, dressed as Baby Yoda performing about damn time. Like I told you.
Monet X Change
Okay, you're acting like it's. It's in a crazy alternate on a different multiverse where you'd be doing a bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm just saying I wasn't doing it. But this time I was like, damn. Also, I read into choice of fun, but I didn't realize he was choice of one because he was in, like, costume. I also wasn't super aware of choice of one at the time. He's more. I'm a little more aware of him now because of the success of his songs and stuff, but he kind of lowkey. Had on, like, some, like, skeleton makeup and. And, like, I remember being like, oh, my God, those pants look really. I didn't know he was. I was like, wow, these pants look really expensive. He was like, the. Ah.
Monet X Change
I ran into this. I was like, oh, work I went to with Andy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where was it?
Monet X Change
Oh, that party that you and Jacob didn't come to for Orville Peck after it was the. Of the release of his show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why can't be the party me and Jekyll to come to. Why can't you be Orville Peck's party? You could have done Orville Peck's party.
Monet X Change
This is kind of important. It makes sense with the story.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you gotta throw in a little shit like that?
Monet X Change
Y' all did a cut.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. I have to get tissues. I'm leak. I'm literally Leaking. And I'm not wearing pants.
Jacob
Have you served the God of war dlc?
Monet X Change
Oh, we haven't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we.
Monet X Change
We downloaded it. We'll probably play it today.
Jacob
It's pretty great.
Monet X Change
Is it? Is it. How long is it? Have you finished it already?
Jacob
I haven't played that much because now I'm. I'm visiting family in New Mexico, so I'm not by my PlayStation anymore.
Monet X Change
But okay.
Jacob
What I played was good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I can't wait.
Bob the Drag Queen
The worse I feel, the more I'm gonna keep adding to the outfit till I feel nice.
Monet X Change
So what are you adding now? Oh, is this your uber outfit? Your Lyft outfit?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's a Lyft. Oh my God.
Monet X Change
I corrected myself. Anyways, it was a party that y' all gotta come to. And then afterwards Orville was like, like, let's go to. My manager's having a party. Let's go. So he went to this, to this house party in the hills. And Lizzo was there. Troye Sivan was there. Alizzo had already left, but Troye Sivan was still there when I got there and we said hi. I don't think he knew who I was though, cuz, you know, maybe he did. He just didn't acknowledge it.
Bob the Drag Queen
What is the prevalence of me and Jacob not coming to the party?
Monet X Change
Because y' all would have experienced this as well, but y' all didn't come
Bob the Drag Queen
to the party that we would just experience. The fact that there was a party with Lizzo and. And Joy that we were. That we were literally just at.
Monet X Change
Well, you were just telling me about a party you went with Liz and Troy sa. I'm like, oh, I almost went to
Bob the Drag Queen
a party with Liz.
Monet X Change
Troy Savant.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's just weird you threw in that room detail, cuz you guys like didn't come. This is the party you and Jacob weren't invited to. Like, this is one of the part they like. It was a little more elite because this one's home. And like, you and Jacob weren't invited anyway. So y' all were invited.
Monet X Change
I didn't come.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if that's true. And then also, so the other thing at the party was there was this girl. Like I was trying to get through this doorway and this girl was like in the doorway, she would not move. Like she. She was tall. This girl was tall. And I was like, excuse me. And she ignored me and I was like, excuse me.
Monet X Change
At the Spotify.
Bob the Drag Queen
Excuse me. I had to like wiggle like low key bump into her to get out. Anyway, I didn't realize she was actually waiting to go in and perform at Spotify.
Monet X Change
At the Spotify party.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was Kali Uchi. I was like, excuse me.
Monet X Change
Well, which is so funny because everyone came like, oh, my God, Bob. And when they are so whack. Didn't realize that. I think Mirage was. Was doing. She was doing a nod to Cali Uchi's outfit. I'm like, you think I know what Cali Uchi wears when she performs? I didn't. I don't know one song. Telepathia. That's it.
Bob the Drag Queen
We should take a break until. We'll talk more about Kali when we get back.
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Bob the Drag Queen
Feel your body relax.
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so, I mean, even still with that context, I still don't think the outfit was appropriate to walk into the workroom. RuPaul's Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't remember which outfit it was, but I didn't like it. And I'm sure my opinion has not changed changed much since I left.
Bob the Drag Queen
I vaguely remember it was like there was like, it was like, red and there was two pieces, and the top was kind of like, bunched in the middle. And I think the skirt was red, and the top was like a white slash cream with red roses on it, I believe.
Monet X Change
Oh, wow, look at you.
Jacob
You remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have a pretty good memory. It kind of traps in certain things except, like, numbers and names when it comes to, like, numbers and names faded away when it comes, like, pictures.
Monet X Change
You remember Coro very well in lyrics.
Bob the Drag Queen
I remember words. Lyrics get stuck in there. Speaking of lyrics, have you seen that video of fucking Nicki on stage at Jingle Balls? She's like, on her stomach going, bye. You are such a.
Monet X Change
You are so black. You see that picture of Nicki Minaj at Jingle Balls is the. It's one ball.
Bob the Drag Queen
How you know?
Monet X Change
Because I've hosted it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, oh, so. So now you're. Now you're. You're the Jingle Ball historian.
Monet X Change
You are so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because you hosted it one time, you
Monet X Change
see Nicki Minaj doing Jingle Balls.
Bob the Drag Queen
You. You hosted Jingle Ball one time. Now you are the. The.
Jacob
The.
Bob the Drag Queen
The. You are. You're the Smithsonian of jingle Ball.
Monet X Change
Okay, I hosted the. The thing. The gifting thing once, and I also presented it over.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, you hosted something backstage. You did not host the jingle. You were not on stage introducing people to Jingle Ball. That's. Let's be clear.
Monet X Change
I did go on stage the year that I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's be clear, trash box. Like, you were like. You host the whole Jingle Ball. Like, it was like Mon came out, was introducing all the stars. You hosted the Jingle Ball. No.
Monet X Change
Okay, okay. So one day I. I literally said. I said I hosted the thing backstage one year.
Bob the Drag Queen
You said I hosted the jiggle Ball. You said I hosted like me.
Monet X Change
No, I went on and I fixed it later on. You just.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't want the gas like me, you dirty bitch. Maybe see this video of Nicki Minaji's on her stomach at Jingle Ball. One ball. One jingle, one ball.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she's. And she's doing everybody, Everybody. She only, you know, song, anything, Everybody. But she's only saying the word body. So the. The track is going like any. She goes, body, body. And she's on her stomach, like, kind of twirling her feet.
Monet X Change
I see, I see, I see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone's like.
Monet X Change
Everyone's like Nicki Minaj doing the bare minimum at Jingle Bell.
Bob the Drag Queen
It folks are like me at work when the manager. When the manager. As soon as the manager leaves body. But I also feel like, wait, did you ever. Did y' all like ever like ship shape show up when the manager came around.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think, I mean I was always a good employee. But of course, anytime your boss or your supervisor or your manager is there, you're doing, you're doing more like you're doing the most like. Yeah, I think everybody does that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say this. I may be sick, but my skin looks really great today,
Monet X Change
people. I can't because, because we're recording. It's very blurry, I can't really see. But you look like a character from inside out. The little pixelated character. I don't know what the fuck you look like.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I'll have you know that my skin looks very beautiful today.
Monet X Change
I believe you.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think that the, the pouty ness of my eyes is low key. Giving me like a little smysiana. Like, like, because I've been rubbing my eyes and they're raw. It like low key looks like I did like a little. It looks like I did like a little eye.
Monet X Change
Okay, y', all, Bob is trying to put on. Bob fully got a procedure and you know I'm going to tell your tea. Bob got eye puffing surgery.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I got my eyes puffed. You caught me. You know, I did use the other day, I use some one size eyebrow filler. I was just sitting around and I was like, oh, this eyebrow brush is in this drawer. I have. You know how it is. There's makeup in every drawer in my house. You open up a drawer, there's some random makeup there. So I filled in my eyebrows and I was like, oh my God, I look crazy with eyebrows.
Monet X Change
Did you, did you take a picture from her so we could. I don't think I've ever seen your brows filled in as like out of drag. I don't know what that even looks like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I could probably do it during our next break and then let you see it. It's. It's really simple. It's actually a really. I mean this is not a commercial. This is not like a covert commercial for one size.
Monet X Change
Sorry. It's not writing a check, so stop talking.
Bob the Drag Queen
But during the breakout, I'll fill my eyebrows in with this. Like, it's like a spoolie with some pigment on it. I just, I looked up.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was frozen.
Monet X Change
Okay, there we go. You're back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Now during the breakout, it's just like a spoolie with some product on it and I'll just like roll it through my eyebrows and I'll let you see.
Monet X Change
You know, it is something. It is so satisfying. For me to see someone like Patrick Starr that I've, I've been following Patrick Starr, like since Instagram first came out. I was like following him on there and I used to see his YouTube videos to see just how long, how far he's gotten with his product and his business. Like, it's just so satisfying to see someone like that, like, reap the benefits of what, what, what it seems like to me. And because we're friends, we, we've hung out a few times, like a lot of hard work and it's like really starting podcast.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are your besties? You better start a podcast.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Anyway, it is nice to see and I think that is a big reason too, why people love Beyonce. Because we've seen, we've all grown up with Beyonce. We were watching TV with her first performance and to see her now. So you like, it's like satisfying to see an artist grow over 30 years of their career.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you know, I just.
Monet X Change
Madonna. I don't have that Madonna. You know what I mean? Madonna started way before my time. For people who are loyal, Madonna fans who have been with her for her 40 year career, I can imagine how satisfying to see an artist that you remember her first performance when she was not nobody, but just coming out like what it is now, like, that's probably so good to feel like Madonna was
Bob the Drag Queen
the episode, like, how I get in this. How I get in this. But said I'm not happy for Madonna. I don't care about Madonna and her. Wait, what do you say?
Monet X Change
How did I, how did you deduce that from how you take that?
Bob the Drag Queen
I grew up with. I didn't grow up with. I didn't grow up with Madonna. So I don't like watching her succeed. Does nothing for me.
Monet X Change
Okay, here's a question. Should we start doing the sibling holiday party every year?
Bob the Drag Queen
It seems like a lot to plan.
Monet X Change
I mean, you used to plan parties every year for Halloween, for Bloodbath.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did two. We literally did two.
Monet X Change
Okay, so you used to do.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, I used it every year. I mean, I've been doing. I was in nightlife for like, I've been in nightlife for like 16 years or 15 years. You're like, every year I did two. By the way. They were great. They were a lot of fun. I think I might have done actually three, actually, because one year there was
Monet X Change
the one with Kimchi.
Bob the Drag Queen
The one, the one with Kim. No, sorry, Kim.
Monet X Change
Trixie.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I did two because I did one at. We did one at. What's that place? Copacabana.
Monet X Change
The Trixie one was at stage 48. The Kim One was at Copa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Kim was at Copacabana. Yeah.
Jacob
And then you did a third one after where?
Monet X Change
With who?
Jacob
We did another one. The one where we were. And that was.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was the Copa. That was the one with that. With Kim.
Jacob
Kim. There was one year when Kim wear the blood like Kim wore the. The blood outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, we did Kim two years in a row. That's what it was. We did. We did Kim two years in a row. Because one day, Kim. One time Kim came as a teddy bear and one time Kim came as a. As a blood thing. The very first one Kim was in. Was in. Was dressed in was the blood thing. You're right, Jake. We did. We did two with Kim, one with Trixie.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
We did Kim, Trixie, Kim. That's what it was. And Monet was hired, too, even though she was late.
Monet X Change
I was not late.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't even show up on Halloween. It was November 1st when you showed up.
Monet X Change
I was not late. You're such a liar. First of all, the reason why I had such a fucking fierce record in New York was because I was on time. I would not. I wish my gigs was. I would show up to my gigs on time. My gigs would start on time. That was like a big thing about me. So don't even. Don't you dare try to tarnish my name.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you weren't late. I'm just kidding. It's a bit. It's all a bit. Lizzo's not really in the other room performing. It's about them time dressed as Baby Yoda. That's all a bit. None of it's real. Do you remember when I first came into your life?
Monet X Change
Madonna first came into my life. I wanna say I was probably in, like, high school maybe. No, you know what? No, I'm lying. Madonna came into my life like when I started going out to clubs. So around, like, 22, 23, like, when I started going out to clubs. Remember the songs and doing drag. I think Vogue. I think, like, me being conscious of Vogue and how, like, popular or how, like, you know, how Vogue affected the queer community. Like, when I was, like, later on, when I. When I would go to gay clubs and when the song came on, everybody would, like, get crazy. I was like, oh, people love this song. And that's how I was introduced to Madonna. What about you?
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting. Don't tell me. The video where she's. It's like her country song, kind of her country vibe. And this is around the time. I think this is around the time she kissed Britney Spears, too. I was in high school or maybe, maybe middle school. I was in, like, eighth, ninth grade. We'll do. We'll do an episode about Madonna one day. Maybe we'll do a diva series. Maybe we'll do like a Beyonce episode, a Madonna episode, a Patti LaBelle episode.
Monet X Change
Oh, I like the BE series. That's good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who else would you like to do one on? I would like to insert into the room, petal, a bell. Madonna and. Oh, have you seen Anita Baker on tour lately?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Turn off. I don't know who you want. Move back.
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, I'm obsessed. I'm low key on her side. Is that horrible that I'm low key on her side? I don't even know what happened, but I just thought it was funny. She's the ornery old lady. I mean, part of me is like, girl, you can't. You can't ask me to not record at a concert. That's. That's crazy. But I think what I said on her side, just that it's funny. Like. It's just that it's funny. This, like, this, like, she's like one of my aunts being like. Like, I have this aunt named Aunt Hazel who just does not like her. My Aunt Hazel, my uncle Scotty do not like their pictures being taken. I don't know what their problem is. I don't know. They do not want anyone to take pictures of them. They don't want you to take videos of them. They do not want to. They do not want to exist digitally. They do not want a digital footprint. They do not want to exist on the Internet, and I do not know why.
Monet X Change
And so, like, let's say you got a family function. You take the picture. They'd be like, now, Chris, delete that.
Bob the Drag Queen
They'll. They'll get in the picture, but begrudgingly. But if you get a picture of them just by themselves, that's not cool. If it's just them, they will get in a group picture. But if you just point a camera at them, especially if you're recording a video, oh, no, is that going to
Monet X Change
be us later, when kids have a hologram. So I don't want myself on none of that hologram stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's not like my Aunt Hazel existed during video. And she wasn't born before the invention of video. She's in her 60s. I don't think anyone is currently alive before video. Obviously, she was alive before camera phones. Obviously I was Alive with her camera phones. Video.
Monet X Change
When was video?
Bob the Drag Queen
Film is over 100 years old.
Monet X Change
No, it's in 1951.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. 1951.
Monet X Change
Yeah. No, there's a way. 1888.
Bob the Drag Queen
There were shows before 1951. That's crazy. I think that the wizard of Oz came out, like the 30s.
Monet X Change
Well, I was on and I was gonna say, yeah, that's before a video. But no, if they caught it on video, they record. It was played on video. They recorded on video.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait, what if they caught it on video? They played it. What? What did you say?
Monet X Change
Nothing. Don't listen to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
What the fuck was that? They caught on video? They played on video. Also, I wanted to quickly say, I
Monet X Change
believe that Louis Le Prince made the first ever motion video in 1988 using a single camera lens. This video, Roundhead garden scene, is a two second silent film showing people walking in a garden. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, they say Thomas Edison stole the idea of the movie. Who?
Monet X Change
Thomas Edison.
Bob the Drag Queen
He stole the invention of the movie from, like, some French guy.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Louis Le Prince.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so now Louis getting. Getting his. His. His just. Dude, apparently Thomas Edison was like a. Was like a mafia level, like, thief and like vulturepreneur. I just coined that term.
Monet X Change
Did he not? Did he not? So was there other things that he. He said that he invented that he didn't?
Bob the Drag Queen
Apparently he stole all of his inventions. Not all, but, like, a lot of them. Like, he was just, like, walking around, just like, pretending to invent stuff when he didn't invent, like, almost any of it.
Monet X Change
Eight inventions that Edison from other inventors took credit for.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Crazy.
Monet X Change
The electric chair. He funded in. He.
Bob the Drag Queen
In fact, let's take a little break. In fact, let's take a little break from our ads for. For some ads, and we'll talk about it. And I'll put my eyebrows on. Hold on.
Monet X Change
All right.
Jacob
What are you doing for Christmas, Monet? It's. This is the Christmas episode, by the way. Hi, everyone. Happy Christmas. And if you're Jewish, go see Poor Things with Emma Stone. It's a good movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. I put the product down and it vanished. Have you seen the. What? I don't know where. I put the product down and just like, you know, I don't know where it is, so I can't. Have you seen any of the drama surrounding the Color Purple press store?
Monet X Change
I mean, the Taraji thing, her saying about getting paid better.
Bob the Drag Queen
And now a lot of these fans are online speculating that she has beef with Oprah. Like, the fans are online. There are these Fans online who are, like, all of a sudden have become, like, body language experts, and they're coming with these theories. Like, look here. You can see here that Taraji P. Henson is moving away from Oprah, and Oprah don't like her. And look at how they touch. And Oprah touches everybody, but she don't touch Taraji. And then Taraji released a statement being like, it's not basically being like, y', all. It's not Oprah.
Monet X Change
Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
I said what I said. She's like, she's like, oprah's the one who advocated for me, and black women need to stick together. And everyone's like, taraji is being forced to say this.
Monet X Change
People think that Oprah is, like, some, like, crime. Some, like, mob crime boss, and she's, like, pulling the strings, and she's making Taraji. What about Taraji B. Henson, y' all gives you. Someone made her do anything. Like, Taraji has always spoken out. She's been, she's been. She's just being. She's been speaking out about this for a minute now. Terrence Howard, you know, Terrence Howard came out about his pay, about Hustle and Flow. He got paid, like, pennies for Hustle and Flow.
Bob the Drag Queen
How much did he get paid?
Monet X Change
Look it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we go? Jacob, can you Google that? Jacob, show it to us.
Commercial/Announcer
Yeah, go.
Monet X Change
Can you look it up? But he did the whole thing about how. And then he. Now I think he's suing them again to get residuals because he recorded his track on Hustle and Flow like that song. But he doesn't get any of the performance royalties and the publication and the
Jacob
public from a quick google, he said he made 12,000 dol.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hustle and Flow. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Which was a huge movie back then.
Bob the Drag Queen
He won. Did he win an Oscar for it?
Monet X Change
I think so. Or nominated?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the film won. The film won Best album.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Terence Howard.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or best soundtrack.
Monet X Change
He made $12,000. Hustle and flows.
Bob the Drag Queen
Isn't that crazy that that sounds that, that, that I, I. I want to. I want to believe that they can't possibly be right.
Jacob
The same thing. That's what he says. He got paid.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. Wow. And he won best actor for that? He did. He won best act. No. Nope. I just lied to you. Wait, What? Best Actor, 2006. Hustle and Flow. Yeah. He won best actor.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine. Monet, girl. Imagine. Wait, I know. Triple Six Mafia won for original song. Not original, not soundtrack. I don't think soundtrack is an award. They won for best song for hard out Here for a Pimp.
Monet X Change
Yeah, but he. But the song that Terrence Howard did on it, he doesn't get any publishing for it. So I think now he's like, suing them retroactively for, like, his publishing or something like that with the song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I think he did. I can't tell if he won or not because maybe it was just a nomination, but he was nominated for best actor for Hustle and Flow for sure. And people were kind of gagged because that year Triple Six Mafia won the Oscar over Dolly Parton, who was also up for best Song, Best Original song.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And Hustle and flow grossed $23.5 million.
Bob the Drag Queen
$12,000 is cr. That's crazy. So what's the difference between an actor like the Rock and Terrence Howard? Or like. Or like a Denzel or like a. What's the guy's name? What's Aquaman's name?
Monet X Change
Jason Momoa.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jason Momoa or what's Captain America's name?
Monet X Change
Chris Evans.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's it. What's the original Chris Evans and Terrence Howard like? How does. How did that end up happening?
Monet X Change
Okay, wait, let me just clarify, y'.
Commercial/Announcer
All.
Monet X Change
Okay. Terrence Howard was paid $12,000 for his lead role in the film as a pimp who aspires to be a rapper. His role in the Oscar winning. He won an Oscar for Crash.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got it. Okay.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And then Hustle and Flo grossed $23.5 million against the budget, was only 2.8 million. And it got two Oscar nominations with Three 6 Mafia winning Best Original Song, while Terrence Howard lost Best Actor to Phillipsimo Hoffman in Capote. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I mean, but I think with these Marvel movies, they're huge. They're not making 23. A quarter of a million dollars. They're making like triple digit millions of dollars. I think that's a difference.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, that's fair. That's fair. So obviously, I guess it's the kind of movies you're in. Yeah, but like, Hustle and Flow was
Monet X Change
a big movie and they. But. And there should be something in a contract. Right? Because if the budget was only. Even. Even a $2.8 million budget, the person, like the face, the actor who is making people want to go see the movie should be paid more than $12,000, though. Like at least three figure, $100,000. Like three figure thousand dollars. Right. Like, that's the fake.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't work in. I don't work on I'm not a line producer. I don't know how much of the budget that would eat up. I know how much of the budget has to go into, like, paying literally everyone else in the film, right? The crew who's making the sets, the costumes, the. The. The licensing the music, writing the music, right? Paying people to write the music and then advertising the movie after it's done. So you don't want to. You don't want to have your budget to go to the lead actor.
Commercial/Announcer
That.
Bob the Drag Queen
That'd be. That'd be wild. To one act. That'd be. That'd be wild. Not. It's probably happened in the world. Again, I'm not a line producer. Maybe we should get a line. We always say we're gonna get someone on the show. We never do. But I was actually, you know. You know who is. Who's a line producer? Alex Lampsos.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Alex Lamsos. He is.
Jacob
The other thing I can see right here looking at is that Crash had not been released. Like, he filmed Crash, but it wasn't out when they were starting to film Hustle in a Flow and doing those negotiations. So he didn't have, like, the Oscar stuff as a thing. So he was still, like. That was the turning part of his career. Those two movies that really put him in the upswing. And I think he started making a lot more after those two movies. But he wasn't as well known when he got cast in Hustle and Flow because Crash had not been released yet.
Bob the Drag Queen
I hope he made good money for Empire. He must have. He had to make good money for Empire. He had to.
Monet X Change
Well, you look at what you call it, the Last of Us, whereas where my boob.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's in the Last of Us.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. I'm just talking about, like, the budget for that, right? I don't know how much budget it was for the show, but what's his name, My boo? Pedro Pascal. He made, like $700,000. Whereas the. The young lady, the young person that started next to him, they made, like, I think, 50. But again, like, the names, right? People are going to see the show because of.
Jacob
Terence Howard made $325,000 per episode of Empire work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that. Is that good for a show that big? I don't know. Honestly, I don't know.320.
Monet X Change
But this is also back when shows were doing, like. Like a season with 22 episodes, and he's probably on at least 15 of them.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know that Empire had 22 episodes a season.
Monet X Change
It was one of Those shows.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I watched. I watched all of Empire getting ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. I watched the entire series.
Monet X Change
And he's probably in fun fact to
Bob the Drag Queen
you all, because we did the Empire. We did the Empire challenge.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I watched the entire season while sewing my outfit.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. So for season 10, they were like, you need to be familiar with and watch Westworld. So I watched the whole. The first goal for season of Westworld because of fucking Breast World. And I'm like, I didn't need to have to have watched Westworld to know about this. Like, do.
Bob the Drag Queen
How did you do in the challenge?
Monet X Change
I was. I was. I did a good job. I didn't win, but I. Everyone. Everyone says I should have won that episode, but my Runway was actually. No, this is the episode. This was the one win I feel like I should have had because I did really good in the challenge. And me and Asia's runways were pretty much the same thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, did Asia win that one?
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was when she. It was when we dressed up the old ladies. Silver Foxy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I just feel like Breast World, this is no fault of the actors and the queens performing in. It was one of the worst written parodies they've done legit. One of the worst. For me, Real Talk, Breast World was the beginning of the downfall. I'm not even kidding. It was. So that was when I was like, these parodies need to stop. And I remember because I remember thinking, 9,021-ho. Which was season nine, which is after mine, between you and I. I was like, oh, this is actually pretty good. Bristol was bad. The. When it got really bad was the. The. The. The American Horror Story covenant. When they did for All Stars 6. That was the worst one. That was one that I was like. That was when I was like, I can't even. I can't even get through. This is insane.
Monet X Change
Did you like the Daytona wins one? I thought the farting thing was dumb.
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought the first one was actually really funny. I thought it was really. I thought it was really good. A really good bit, to be honest.
Monet X Change
Interesting. Yeah, well, it was. Again, we talked about this on Sibling Washroom, if you can. But the gag for me is that how, like, they literally. And you think about it, they filmed it back to back. They come at Jada for doing, like, fart stuff in All Stars 7. But meanwhile, they had just done a challenge where the girls were far farting. So it was like they were like, oh, my God, the toilet humor. Like, stop doing it yet. They had Just recorded. That's the part that's a mind to me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jada did a far thing.
Monet X Change
Yeah. On All Star 7 when she was. When we did the girl group challenge, and she was like, her. Her thing was farting. It was like ash. And they, like, giving her a note about not everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, how about imagine the season where. Where. Where Rockham Sakura does a fart bit, and then the next season, they do a whole fart. A whole fart parody show.
Monet X Change
Rockham Soccer was on the season before. I can't keep up. I can't. I can't. I can't pretend I don't know.
Bob the Drag Queen
So now see why RuPaul's always confused.
Monet X Change
I've said this before. I get it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Here's a quick question. Realistically speaking. Realistically speaking, how many seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race do we have left in us? We're at season 16. RuPaul is 63 years old, or 62.
Jacob
Just to clarify, do you mean how many before we stop Drag Race altogether or how far far. How much until it just becomes unwatchable?
Bob the Drag Queen
Until the show literally just stops? Like, 16 seasons is crazy, right?
Jacob
But she'll be back.
Monet X Change
She's always back. I'm gonna freeze. I'm gonna freeze inside me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Or Monet.
Jacob
She's back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was that frozen? Monet was frozen.
Jacob
You.
Bob the Drag Queen
16 seasons is crazy, right?
Monet X Change
Tom model went until 23.
Bob the Drag Queen
American Idol. How many seasons was that?
Monet X Change
I think they. They're still going.
Bob the Drag Queen
They took a break. They. They stopped and then came back.
Monet X Change
Did they?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, they stopped for, like, a few years.
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. How many? How many? Let me see, how many?
Jacob
I mean, survivors on, like, 46 right now, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Survivor is still going. Strong girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
Same host, same hoes. Jeff Probst, 21 seasons of American Idol. Wait, so there's been one host, Survivor, the entire time?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
How much is he getting paid per person? Can we figure that out, please, Jacob?
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Can we figure that out, Jacob? I want to know how much. How much Jeff Prost gets paid per episode?
Bob the Drag Queen
That. Because that's. Oh, wait, how about Desmond Start. No, they had different. They've had different houses. Right.
Monet X Change
Big brother.
Jacob
But also, I think he's, like, how much? $200,000 per episode. But he's also one of the main producers of the series as well, so I think he's also making money on the back end as well. From producing.
Monet X Change
Yes. $2,000 per episode. And they do. They do, like, 13 a season, and they do two seasons a year, two
Jacob
seasons every year, this website continues to say 8 million annually from all his Survivor games, from all the episodes he's doing. And that's just the app per episode, not including whatever he's making as a
Monet X Change
producer of the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, and how long until RuPaul's like, is RuPaul gonna do it into her 70s?
Monet X Change
I can see that we have another eight years.
Bob the Drag Queen
And so basically, another, like, what we've done now. Another like, I was eight. There have been eight more. In eight more years, RuPaul will be 70 years old.
Jacob
How many RuPaul is making per episode of Drag Race?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that RuPaul is making, I would venture to say that just from hosting alone, RuPaul's getting $400,000 per episode. But I think she's obviously making a lot more because she's a producer.
Monet X Change
And I think she gets another cut because of her name, using her name
Bob the Drag Queen
for the show or the licensing of her name. So what do you think, Mo?
Monet X Change
I would say RuPaul is making, I was going to say about 500,000 an episode, plus whatever she makes as the executive producer and then plus the licensing fee. The licensing fee for using her name for all the franchises.
Jacob
So what I'm seeing on this website, which is thestreet.com so take this as a roll with a grain of salt, because, you know, you never know. This says she's making 1 million per episode.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, that would be crazy. I mean, and what's that? Eight episodes is 13 episodes a year.
Monet X Change
Sixteen sometimes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, she better work. And then all stars. So two a year. This bitch is making like 30 something million dollars a year. Allegedly. We don't know.
Monet X Change
Allegedly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Allegedly.
Monet X Change
Knock on you
Bob the Drag Queen
if they ask you to host records.
Jacob
I'm looking here. It says she makes 50,000 per episode, but everything combined because she's like one of the owners of World of Wonder, and it's like franchise and all that. It says it comes out to about a million episode, I think. So who knows?
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't know. This is all that lock on you. Stove is expensive, honey money. How Drag Race. If they ask you to step up and, and, and take the. Take the reins.
Monet X Change
Absolutely.
Bob the Drag Queen
So what you do? What if I should do it for. For 50 bucks an episode? They're like, but you can give the experience. You can win an Emmy or something.
Monet X Change
You'll be getting experience, you know, a 50, like $50 an episode. What do they say if you.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do they listen to me? They say, okay, we'll pay for all your Costumes, we'll pay. You'll pay your team so you won't have any out of pocket expenses. And we want to get a test run to see if this season is good. And if you. And if you do a good job next season, we will give you $75,000
Monet X Change
an episode next season for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you do the 50K. The $50 an episode.
Monet X Change
Yeah. If they're paying for everything, like all my looks, hair, shoes, costumes. Yes. I would absolutely see this, what Taraji
Bob the Drag Queen
was warning us about, because niggas like you taking these jobs now. I mean, now people like me and Taraji got to do the hard work.
Monet X Change
That would be amazing to host Drag Race. And they take, first of all, the costumes. I would get that. I would just to like this. It's almost like being. It's almost like getting everything paid for to do, like my favorite theme. Like my favorite theme park ride for a year. Like, yes, I would absolutely do it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But you can't take. You can't do it. $50. You can't do that. That's not. You're not allowed to do that. That's. That's. That feels like. That feels like all of our. All of our SAG striking was for nothing. That's not the truth.
Monet X Change
That's not the same thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
We. We out there be like, pay us fair wages. You're like, I do $50. Well, you know what? Honestly, it takes a. A bold queen to. To acknowledge that and admit that. Also, this hat looks like it's from Walmart. That looks like a Walmart star on the hat. Or like a Texaco hat. What's that star on your hat?
Monet X Change
Oh, right here.
Bob the Drag Queen
Walmart. Walmart. Doesn't Walmart have a star?
Monet X Change
No, it's like a flower or something.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't even grow up near a Walmart, so how would you know?
Monet X Change
I've never been to Walmart. It's been probably years. I've been to Walmart.
Bob the Drag Queen
Walmart logo. Is there like a star or something? Am I making that up?
Monet X Change
It's a. Yeah, there's a star.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a star. There's an asterisk in the Walmart logo. Do you see it?
Monet X Change
Walmart logo.
Bob the Drag Queen
It doesn't look anything like what's on your hat. I'm realizing it now, but there's an asterisk in the Walmart logo.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You never been to a Walmart?
Monet X Change
I did not say that. It's been years since I've been told. They don't have. We don't have Them here in California
Bob the Drag Queen
or New York City or do they have in St. Lucia? No. So they don't have in Brooklyn. They don't have in la. They have in Portland.
Monet X Change
They probably do have it in la. I've seen this one in Burbank, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
They got in Portland.
Monet X Change
No, not that I. Not that I'm aware of where I live.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about in Princeton?
Monet X Change
No. Oh, yes, there is. I mean, there's one really close by. Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about say, you know, where you live is at a Walmart? Baby, my hometown has three Walmarts.
Monet X Change
That's crazy. And that's when. That's crazy. That's where y' all country ass niggas be hanging out?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we do. And we do. And where do you niggas hanging out? At the bodega or the fucking bodega
Monet X Change
at the corner store?
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, the stoop.
Monet X Change
Stoop. You're afraid to use the stoop?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you need to hang out. You need to hang out. The bodega. Make fun of us. Hanging out at Walmart, we have a whole Walmart. You hanging out with the bodega cat.
Monet X Change
Bodega cat.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what a bodega cat is?
Monet X Change
Yeah. Bodega cats are kind of gross. Especially with the ones that be like peeing on the chips on the bottom. Ew, that is nasty.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the bodega cats are there to catch a bodega. Rats.
Monet X Change
No, they're not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, they are. Let me. Tell me about New York City restaurants in stores. And I'm sorry to break the news, y'. All, this is someone who worked in a couple of restaurants in New York City. Every restaurant. Every single restaurant in New York City, I don't care if it is the nicest or the shittiest. Has mice. All of them. Every single bodega. Every single. Experience life.
Monet X Change
So you have not been to every restaurant. What are you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
Like how y' all don't listen to Monet, trying to save space for her, for her, for her town. I'm. I'm keeping it real. I'm keeping it a buck. That's why. That's why when Keith Lee came to New York City, he ate y' all up.
Monet X Change
Keith did not eat in New York. First of all, first of all, first of all, this. Let me tell you how bad advice someone directed him to get. A salmon chopped cheese. No one eats a salmon chopped cheese.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, everyone eats salmon chopped cheese. You know, that's the official sandwich of New New York City. You know it's true.
Monet X Change
No, a chopped cheese and not no salmon, chopped cheese.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet's eating. Monet about eating sandwiches as soon as she get off this fucking podcast.
Monet X Change
A chopped cheese with like, beef or like burger meat. Not no motherfucking salmon. And also when they send them to get a fucking dry ass bacon, egg and cheese that look like a fucking panini. No one eats that like that. You go to somewhere that has like a nice thick, juicy bacon, egg and cheese. Not no fucking panini.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was authentic. It was authentic New York City bacon cheese. Okay.
Monet X Change
Bob was one of those sausages, like, and cheese eating that put, like, ketchup on their people.
Bob the Drag Queen
That put ketchup.
Monet X Change
Eggs are disgusting.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, I do not put. You just. You. You love making up facts about me. You love to make up facts about me. I don't eat ketchup on my sausage. First, I eat sausage on a croissant. Oh, not on a. Not on a biscuit. I would eat it on a biscuit. But they don't have biscuits anywhere in New York City. They don't really have biscuits in la.
Monet X Change
We don't like stuff with all that fat. We on like a roll. Like a hero. That's like how you eat it over here.
Bob the Drag Queen
But y eat croissants, which is literally just fat. It's just butter and it's just butter. Croissant is all butter.
Commercial/Announcer
Okay?
Monet X Change
And what you think a buttermilk biscuit is? It's cottage cheese.
Bob the Drag Queen
And also, who this idea that New York don't eat. Don't eat fattening food. What you think a bacon, egg and cheese on. On. On a roll is. Is what? What is that, Weight Watchers? Is it more. What is the bacon, egg, cheese on the roll? What is that supposed to be? Jack lalanne?
Monet X Change
Like, we're more composed. Like, our food tells a story about us. Like, New York City has some of the best restaurants in the world. Honey. Somebody got rid of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think? First of all, first of all, most of the food from New York City that's telling stories is stories from other places. Let's be clear. Trash box.
Jacob
I'm sorry.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't stop saying trashbox. Most of the what most of the stories. These great restaurants in your city, they're telling stories from other places. Okay? It's like, ooh, awash. Great Ethiopian food. It's great Trinidadian food. What is it, a New York City. What is it, a steakhouse? You talk about Del Frisco's. Del Frisco is telling the story.
Monet X Change
We have people from different parts of the world living. I'm Sorry, it's not Clayton county, where you got one type of Southern American person. No, we're.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. First of all, Clay county is a very diverse New York City, but I'm saying these stores are not New York. All y' all have is Del Frisco's. What is the actual New York City food?
Monet X Change
Steaks, chopped cheesecake, bacon, egg and cheese like cheesecake. Okay, and what is. What is the food of Georgia?
Bob the Drag Queen
What do y' all think?
Monet X Change
Y' all niggas in the south got
Bob the Drag Queen
it from of Georgia, baby. Georgia is. The south is known.
Monet X Change
Check all the Southern tunes in Georgia. No, it's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
The south is known for its food. First of all, I just want to be very clear that one of the most famous drinks in the world was Made in Georgia. Okay, One of the.
Monet X Change
One of the what? Most famous what?
Bob the Drag Queen
What are the most famous drinks in the world was Made in Georgia?
Monet X Change
What?
Bob the Drag Queen
Coca Cola. Georgia.
Monet X Change
Oh, you are. Please. You. Are you proud of the fucking Koch brothers? Of course you would be.
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, the Koch brothers are not the Coca Cola people. The Koch brothers are not Coca Cola, Monet. That's just two different entities.
Monet X Change
I know.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't say they were. Yes, you. You thought the Koch brothers made Coca Cola.
Monet X Change
No, I did not.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, then why would you ask me if I'm proud of the Koch brothers when I mentioned Coca Cola?
Monet X Change
First of all. First of all, wipe up them little tears you got going, Monet.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just admit that you thought the Coke brothers. Then why would you ask me if I'm proud of the Coke brothers, Monet?
Jacob
You are.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y'. All. Monat should be lot. Then who are the. Who made Coke? Who. Who are the Koch brothers?
Monet X Change
Which ones? There are two different ones.
Bob the Drag Queen
You bitch. At the top.
Jacob
You are.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's okay to say. It's okay to be like, I thought the Coke brothers made Coca Cola.
Monet X Change
I was doing a bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are. So y' all comment below if you think Monet was doing a bit or if you think Monet thought the Koch brothers invented Coca Cola. Coca Cola was a medicine that became a soda, and they used to use
Monet X Change
it to, like, clean up blood at police scenes. I know this.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
Monet X Change
Coca Cola, the drink was used to clean. They used to use it on crime scenes to clean up blood.
Bob the Drag Queen
It.
Monet X Change
They absolutely did, and that is a fact.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you talking about?
Monet X Change
Look it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
Let's look it up.
Bob the Drag Queen
To clean crime scenes.
Monet X Change
Yes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. George Johnston, a quality insurance manager for the Washington State Police Crime Division, agreed that Coca Cola is probably not used on blood stains. Although Johnston hypothesized that the high level of sugar and coke can. I mean, may have inspired this myth, he saw no value in using coke as the soft drink as a cleaner.
Jacob
They did an episode where they chested it and they noticed that they decided that it was myth and it was an ineffective cleaner for blood.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob.
Monet X Change
So do you want to say.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you admit you're wrong?
Monet X Change
Jacob, first of all, no one was talking to you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you admit you were wrong, please? Jacob,
Monet X Change
I find it real funny that Jacob be having something to say when it's in defense of his little boyfriend.
Bob the Drag Queen
You will admit anything.
Monet X Change
Jacob never popped in with facts on my stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
You will do.
Jacob
No, mon. That's.
Bob the Drag Queen
You will do anything except say I was wrong about.
Jacob
Ask everybody. Ask the Patreons.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have. They will do anything. And just admit that she thought the Coke brothers ev. Coca Cola and that she thought Coca Cola clean. Crime scene. That Mona is like. It was a bit. I didn't really think Coca Cola clean crap. That was a joke.
Monet X Change
Well, obviously.
Bob the Drag Queen
So that was a joke, too.
Commercial/Announcer
You just.
Bob the Drag Queen
What have you. Would you just say you were. That you were wrong about this, you lying ass bitch. Admit it.
Monet X Change
Obviously, it was a bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y'. All.
Monet X Change
Y' all believe everything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is this the kind of gaslighting you'd be putting Colleen through this? Is this. Is this the kind of gaslighting that my niece has to be subjected to multiple times a day? I'm asking. I'm asking as a concerned aunt. As a concerned auntie, I need to know answers. Now.
Monet X Change
I'm going to be concerned.
Bob the Drag Queen
You are. Y' all see y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all get a real taste of the real at the Realm. It's funny because y' all be. Y' all be sweating up and down that I gonna admit when I'm wrong. This bitch, literally, in the face of evidence, will not admit she's wrong about this. The.
Monet X Change
The one nation, they know. Even some of the bobbleheads, they. They see what's going on, and they were all in on the bid. Right, guys?
Bob the Drag Queen
Bob, I can't. I cannot wait. What foods have originated in Georgia? The Peach State was the fourth state to join the United States. It is the home of Coca Cola. And while Georgia's famous for its pe Is also known for leading in peanuts, pecans, Vidalia, onions. What else is it? What else? Seven iconic foods. Oh, yeah. We are also known for our peanuts, too. Oh, my God.
Commercial/Announcer
You.
Bob the Drag Queen
You gotta have. Okay. Fried chicken. Oh, it's. Oh, it's known. It's not invented in Georgia, but Georgia is known for its fried chicken. It's known for its peanuts. Known for its low county boil. I don't know what the hell a low country boil. I don't know what the hell that is. Buttermilk pie. This is white people food. That's white Georgia. That's meemaws. That's meemaws Georgia.
Monet X Change
Okay, let me tell you the foods invented in New York City, okay? Cheesecake, hot dogs, bacon, cheese, egg cream, ok? Corned beef, egg cream.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not you proud of egg cream. Wait, wait, wait. Do you know egg cream was actually used to clean up wounds?
Monet X Change
Black hospital chicken and waffles are a New York City thing, which almost every restaurant. Mitch, the cronut. We invented the cronut in New York City. Okay, Pretzels.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ok. Ok. First of all, I want to see the information on the chicken and waffle being a New York City. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I do not believe that chicken and
Monet X Change
waffles is an American dish combined in chicken. Okay? We know all that. We know that. We know all that. Famous foods from New York City. Chicken and waffles. Chicken and waffles are a New York City thing, baby.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, where did you see that at? What's your source?
Monet X Change
Life is free.
Jacob
On Wikipedia it says chicken and waffles combined recipe first appear in the United States in the 1600s in Pennsylvania Dutch country.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay? Monet will make up. Monet is the queen of alternate facts.
Monet X Change
Screenshotting this, and this is what my source is.
Bob the Drag Queen
Pennsylvania Dutch country chicken and waffles is a combined recipe first appeared in the United States the colonial period of the 1600s in Pennsylvania Dutch country.
Monet X Change
Jay. This is what y' all trying to take.
Bob the Drag Queen
New York has been trying to steal from Pennsylvania for too long. We're not gonna. And. And Philly's about to. Philly. Philly's about to rise up. Pittsburgh and Philly will join hands.
Monet X Change
The only came to fame Philly has is a fucking bell, okay? The motherfucking Liberty Bell. They ain't got no food over there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe forgot about. Maybe forgot about. National treasure Patti LaBelle.
Jacob
New York does have General Tso's chicken, one of Bob's favorites.
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. I had some last night. I literally had some last night. Can't even. I can't even count.
Monet X Change
Actually. I had some yesterday.
Bob the Drag Queen
But also, girl, these father fucking Chinese restaurants. I'd be like, it's one. I'm one person. How many people do you think are eating this? This is insane. This is too much food.
Monet X Change
Oh, no, it's not, bitch. It's never enough. General sells chicken.
Jacob
It says chicken and waffles is invented in Pennsylvania Dutch country on Wikipedia, right below.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I can't.
Monet X Change
Monet, literally, it's from the foods invented in New York City. Like, that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
It says.
Monet X Change
So how can it say that?
Bob the Drag Queen
But when they. On the screen, it says right there, pennsylvania Dutch country. Can you just say.
Monet X Change
It's under the food.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you just say out loud I'm wrong? Can you just say. Can you for once say, I was wrong? And it's funny because I have this rotation for saying. For never saying I'm wrong. I don't. Y', all, I want you to scour this podcast for the past, what, six, seven years? I want y' all to find one clip of Monet admitting she was wrong about something. One. Just one. Literally one.
Monet X Change
I absolutely have admitted I was wrong several times.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then it will be. Then it won't. It won't be hard to find. Then it'll be easy to find.
Jacob
Right? I.
Bob the Drag Queen
It'll be easy.
Monet X Change
Whatever. We have to go. The podcast is over.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're getting exposed. Just like you at the gym and your little singlet with your dick swinging around.
Monet X Change
Exposed, not swinging around at the gym.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've seen. First of all, I've also seen foot footage. Mon act like she goes to the gym and she. And she, like, tucks it away. She does not. I've seen pictures. Take pict. People that take pictures of you at. They post them. Everyone go to. Everyone go to RPDR Gone Wild. Type in Monet X change, and you will see the footages.
Monet X Change
I will give you until the end of today to show me some pictures someone took of me at the gym. I will give you until the end of 2020.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're never at the gym.
Monet X Change
I will give until the end of 2024 to find it. I did not post pictures like that on the Internet.
Bob the Drag Queen
We know. Because you have your private. Your private home gym. We know. Acting like she goes to the gym. Monet's had a private home gym since she was a small child. And that's on period.
Monet X Change
The.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Burton. The Burton, Burton and Burton Gym, honey. 24 Hour Burton Fitness.
Monet X Change
You are out of control. I cannot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm too sick to keep doing this podcast. I'm too sick. We gotta get the out of here.
Monet X Change
Bye, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bye.
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Release Date: December 25, 2023
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
This Christmas episode of Sibling Rivalry is packed with the duo’s signature chaotic banter, humorous bickering, and commentary on queer culture, nightlife, gym fashion, celebrity run-ins, and food debates—all while Bob the Drag Queen suffers through a sinus infection (hence, “leaking”). Of course, the episode is laced with their usual shade, read receipts, and friendly gaslighting.
Tone: Plug-heavy but quick to pivot into bickering.
Key Timestamp: 04:14 – 08:44
“Athletic wear used to be very crop tops, very short shorts, very high socks, very off the shoulder. And it was just kind of like a thing that people were doing.” (05:12)
“I'm talking about wrestling singlets and like bringing back like full, full, full faggotry at the gyms.” (06:13)
Memorable Quote:
“Yes, life can be a source. Absolutely.” – Monét (06:09)
Key Timestamp: 10:02 – 11:22
“There are tissues on every surface of my home...I'm just sitting in my home on my break. Melt. I feel like I'm melting.” – Bob (10:18)
Memorable Quote:
“I'm like, shout out to anybody right now with a sinus infection.” – Bob (11:08)
Key Timestamps: 11:22 – 17:31
“It was a little more elite because this one’s home. And like, you and Jacob weren’t invited anyway.” – Monet (16:21)
Memorable Quote:
“I have to get tissues. I'm leak. I'm literally leaking. And I'm not wearing pants.” – Bob (14:55)
Key Timestamps: 19:05 – 43:43
“Breast World was one of the worst written parodies they've done...that was when I was like, these parodies need to stop.” – Bob (41:19) “Did you like the Daytona Winds one? I thought the farting thing was dumb.” – Monet (42:05)
“I think that RuPaul is making, I would venture to say that just from hosting alone, RuPaul's getting $400,000 per episode.” – Bob (45:36) “This says she's making 1 million per episode.” (Jacob quoting a speculating website, 46:10)
Memorable Exchange:
“How many seasons do we have left in us?” – Bob (43:09)
“Tom model went until 23.” – Monét (43:50)
Key Timestamps: 33:10 – 39:35
“People think Oprah is, like, some, like, mob crime boss and she's, like, pulling the strings.” – Monet (34:13)
Notable Fact:
“Terrence Howard made $325,000 per episode of Empire.” – Jacob (40:00)
Key Timestamps: 50:06 – 62:33
Notable Quotes:
“Oh, you are. Please. Are you proud of the fucking Koch brothers? Of course you would be.” – Monet (54:52)
“Coca Cola was a medicine that became a soda.” – Bob (55:48)
“Egg cream was actually used to clean up wounds.” – Bob (59:40, trolling Monét)
“Can you just say for once ‘I was wrong?’ ...I want you to scour this podcast for the past...I want y' all to find one clip of Monet admitting she was wrong about something. One. Just one.” – Bob (62:04) “Obviously, it was a bit.” – Monet (58:00), deflecting after being proven wrong
| Timestamp | Segment/Highlight | |-----------|------------------| | 04:14 | Gym Fashion culture & “bring back the faggotry” | | 10:02 | Bob’s sinus infection and Christmas illnesses | | 11:26 | Trixie Mattel’s DJ set at holiday party (RuPaul’s Christmas album story) | | 12:04 | Bob DJ’d Spotify party, Lizzo as Baby Yoda | | 16:04 | Exclusive Orville Peck party & who did/didn’t attend | | 19:05 | Debating Drag Race workroom looks | | 24:53 | Madonna & Beyoncé: Watching icons grow | | 33:29 | Color Purple/Oprah/Taraji pay debate | | 35:03 | Terrence Howard’s $12k salary for Hustle & Flow | | 41:19 | Breast World: the worst Drag Race parody | | 45:36 | How much does RuPaul make? | | 50:06 | New York vs Georgia food fight | | 54:52 | Coke Brothers mixup “Are you proud of the Koch brothers?” | | 58:00 | Gaslighting about being wrong (“It was a bit.”) | | 62:04 | Bob’s challenge for listeners to find proof of Monet admitting fault |
This episode of Sibling Rivalry is like eavesdropping on a raucous, deeply affectionate argument between two best friends who happen to be drag royalty. Bob (feeling rough from a sinus infection) and Monét (unapologetically loud and often factually dubious) careen from gay gym fashion and cultural trends, to the economics of TV stardom and the micro-politics of celebrity parties. Their playful rivalry reaches comedic heights in extended food debates and claims about cultural inventions, with producer Jacob gamely fact-checking.
If you love quick-witted, queer-centric humor with a dose of unfiltered realness, this is the episode for you.
The “One Where Bob is Leaking” delivers everything Sibling Rivalry fans love: irreverence, drag wisdom, shameless self-promotion, and a mutual refusal to back down. The sickness adds an extra, chaotic seasoning to an already spicy Sibling Rivalry stew.