The One Where Monét Gets Attacked by a Possum

Summary

Sibling Rivalry

Episode: "The One Where Monét Gets Attacked by a Possum"

Date: September 30, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this riotously funny episode, Bob and Monét dive headfirst into their signature blend of quick-fire banter, revealing personal anecdotes, and pop culture hot takes. The show ranges from existential ponderings about space and the simulation theory to Monét’s recent run-in with a terrifying possum, and the lengths of their patience and friendship. Along the way, fans get updates on the queens' busy touring lives, an honest discussion on group chat etiquette, and an absolutely candid look at intimate, sometimes messy, adult experiences and the lighter side of queer culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catching Up: Work, Anxiety, and Self-Care

• Feeling Swamped:
  Both hosts open up about feeling constantly busy and the hustle lifestyle of working artists ([04:03]). Monét notes construction stress at home has heightened her anxiety.
• Rest & Comparison:
  Bob suggests scheduling a break soon. Monét jokes about Trixie Mattel's legendary work ethic and wealth, leading into a silly debate about whether "gazillion" and "zillion" are real monetary denominations ([05:09]).
• Money Rankings:
  They debate the existence of trillionaires and the richest people in the world (Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mansa Musa) ([05:45]).

2. Touring Tales: Food, Chats, and Family Drama

• Tour Life:
  Bob is in Boise, Idaho and hasn't had any potatoes yet ([06:34]). They share touring routines, including finding top-rated restaurants via Eater 38 ([07:20]).
• Group Chat Stress:
  Bob is overwhelmed by long, busy group chats, whereas Monét enjoys catching up and inserting her shady comments later ([08:13]).
• Family Group Chats:
  Bob shares messy family group chat drama, including a story about his uncle getting stung by his own lionfish and using it as an excuse to act wild online ([09:01]).

3. Animals: Stings, Sprays, and Possum Trauma

• Stings & Pee:
  Hilarious debate about the difference between stings and bites:
  • Bees/wasps/jellyfish (pee can help jellyfish stings) ([10:05]).
    Bob: “Y'all, look this up. We're not doctors. Look it up, girl.” ([10:51])
• Golden Showers:
  Candid conversation about being peed on, consent, and pee-shyness ([11:39]).
  • Monet: “It was not one I would want to do again. But I tried everything once, you know?” ([11:43])
  • Bob: “If you’re looking for someone who’s consistently shooting, I’m not your girl.” ([15:09])
• Possum Attack:
  Monét shares her harrowing late-night experience facing off against a “terrier-sized” possum, describing it as “aggressive,” and promising to post the video for Patreon subscribers ([45:00]).
  • Monét: “And then it started doing this thing going—starts taking its leg out at me, doing the fucking stanky leg…” ([45:48])

4. Existential Deep Dives: Space & Simulations

• Mormons in St. Lucia:
  The hosts discuss Mormon proselytizing globally and discover there are exactly 392 Mormons in St. Lucia ([23:01]).
  • Bob: “There are two Churches of Latter Day Saints in St. Lucia…”
  • Monét: “I was screaming!” ([23:04])
• Mormon Planets & Space Facts:
  Musing the outlandish Mormon belief that good followers get their own planet, the vastness of the universe, and space trivia ([24:07]).
• Simulation Theory:
  Monét wonders if air travel is all a matrix-style illusion, sparking speculation on the limits of human perception ([25:26]).
• Black Holes & Spaghettification:
  Bob gets wistful about never seeing a black hole and explains “spaghettification” in haunting detail.
  • Bob: “…for those of you who are listening, a light year is the distance it takes light to travel in one year. That is unconceivably far.” ([31:18])
  • Monet: “None of that is true.” ([30:24])

5. Personal Disclosures & Adult Humor

• “Shooting Ropes” & Descriptions:
  They joke about online dating expectations and the tendency for people (Monét especially) to give delightfully vague details when recounting hookups ([15:51]).
• Bad Psychedelic Trips:
  Monét recounts the only time she had a “bad trip” on acid, emphasizing the importance of mindset before taking psychedelics ([37:52]):
  • “...you just feel like you cannot get out of it. You feel like you’re in this storm of euphoria but anger, and...you're gonna exist in this psychosis for the rest of your life." ([38:37])

6. The Great Cat vs. Dog Debate ([58:09]-[61:04])

• Who’s a Cat, Who’s a Dog?
  Spirited debate about which hosts and Drag Race alumni embody “cat” or “dog” energy.
  • Jacob (producer) weighs in: “If I had to specifically assign those ones, I would say that Bob is a cat and Monét is a dog.”
  • Monét insists: “I am not a dog!” ([58:57])
  • Bob: “You are very playful. You're very jovial. You're also a bit of a people pleaser.”
• Celebrity Assignments:
  • RuPaul, Michelle Visage – cats
  • Ross Matthews, Carson Kressley – dogs
  • Violet Chachki – “a sphinx cat”

7. Thoughts on Trigger Warnings

• Kindness or Overkill?
  The pair discuss the balance between being considerate and excessive with “trigger warnings.”
  • Bob: “A trigger warning is a kindness… If you do hold the door open, wow, that was so nice.” ([42:24])
  • Monét: “Life is a trigger. Walking out your door is a trigger.”

8. Touring & Upcoming Gigs

• Bob’s current comedy tour, complete with a bus featuring his face ([20:41] "I'm officially the first RU girl to wrap a bus").
• Monét’s standup dates in Burlington, VT and Albany, NY, as well as her live music and club performances ([19:21], [52:41]).
• Monét describes the thrill of club performances and returning to her roots with drag numbers and live singing ([53:35]).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Pee Stories:
  • “If you’re looking for someone who’s consistently shooting, I’m not your girl.” – Bob ([15:09])
  • “It was not one I would want to do again. But I tried everything once, you know?” – Monét ([11:43])
• Space Oddities:
  • “The sky is up, right? But the sky is also down... That makes my head hurt.” – Bob ([24:49])
  • “How do we know all this is real? Maybe this is all just a simulation.” – Monét ([25:17])
  • “We can never see someone how they are in the moment.” – Bob ([32:47])
• On Description Failures:
  • “You know me, I’m a follow up question type. I hate when people tell me a story and give me vague details...” – Bob ([15:51])
  • “Did y’all see how long—how many times I had to ask Monet to give me a description?” – Bob ([57:35])
• The Possum Attack:
  • “A fucking possum the size of a terrier... is on the top of my neighbor’s wall where my gate is... then it started, like, looking at me... starts taking its leg and singing it at me…” – Monét ([45:48])
• Trigger Warnings:
  • “A trigger warning is a kindness... Like holding the door open.” – Bob ([42:24])
• On Psychedelics:
  • “You will be locked in that for a long time.” – Monét ([39:38])
• Animal Assignments:
  • “Ross Matthews is a dog. Carson Kressley is a dog.” – Both ([61:06])
  • “Violet Chachki—a sphinx.” – Monét ([62:38])
• On Drag & Lip Sync Trends:
  • “...now lip sync is kind of, like, taken from drag, not taken from drag queens. But...so many people are lip syncing nowadays and are really good at it.” – Bob ([51:47])

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Start | Key Moments | |------------------------------------------------|------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Open/Catch-Up | 02:18 | Debating money, working, mental health | | Touring Tales / Group Chats / Family Drama | 06:34 | Food hunting, group chats, family lionfish story | | Animal Stories (Stings, Jellyfish, Pee, etc.) | 09:55 | Stings vs bites, golden showers, sex talk | | Mormons in St. Lucia / Planets / Space | 22:06 | Mormon statistics, getting your planet, simulation theory, black holes | | Deep Space & Simulation | 25:17 | Simulation theory, space oddities, black holes | | Psychedelic Experiences | 37:52 | Bad acid trips, advice on set and setting | | Animal Sagas: Spiders, Possum, Skunks | 43:12 | Exterminators, Monét’s possum encounter, skunks, domesticating wild animals | | Cat vs. Dog Personalities / Drag Assignments | 58:09 | Who is a cat vs. a dog, Drag Race alumni animal debates | | Touring & Performance Updates | 19:21; 52:41 | Stand-up gigs, club performances, bottle signings | | Closing Thoughts / Bonobos & Animal Societies | 66:06 | Bonobo facts, difference from chimps, matriarchy in animal world |

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: brash, uproarious, and sometimes surprisingly heartfelt. Bob and Monét’s infectious chemistry shines as they leap between deep ponderings and absurd everyday moments—from black holes and Matrix theory to group chat gossip and pets. As always, they balance boundary-pushing honesty with warmth, serving up a wild (and wildly entertaining) ride for fans.

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Podcast Links:

• Sibling Rivalry Patreon
• Sibling Rivalry on Social Media & Tour Updates

For full possum details, look for Monét’s video on Patreon.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X James and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we find out exactly how many Mormons are in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

I get attacked by a possum and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Like none of that is true. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I displayed the patience of a saint sitting right here.

[Monet X Change]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I don't see you in button up shirts very often. This looks so nice on you.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm wearing this. Was this is from the Ross Matthews collection.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

She sent it to me. It's very cute. Ross Matthews has nice clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he have like some pants or something?

[Monet X Change]

The pants. I talked about the pants. The pants Are great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's up with them again?

[Monet X Change]

Cuz they're stretchy. So for thick girls like me, it like forms to your body nicely. So it's not like a dress pant that you feel uncomfortable with. My entire eyebrows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not done the last podcast.

[Monet X Change]

They weren't because I had a hat on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your hat goes over your eyebrows.

[Monet X Change]

This is. This. This is a different. Yes, my hat goes over your eyebrows. Your hat doesn't go over your eyebrows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Wow. Wow. But no, my eyebrows would be here. So they had like down here.

[Monet X Change]

Well, so it's a. It's a baseball cap. So it's like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

baseball.

[Monet X Change]

I try to do a pussy bow, but I don't know how to do a pussy. I never tied a pussy bow in my life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just a regular bow.

[Monet X Change]

Is it? Yeah. And then you loop it over. Do you button the top?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I would probably. And then you. Yeah, loop it. Bunny ears. There you go. Pussybell. What was that laugh?

[Monet X Change]

It's a pussy bell. I can't. Oh, my God, I lost a button.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not my gum drop buttons. Monet, tell me a little bit about what you've been up to. Let's catch up. We haven't caught up in a while.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I am. We were talking about this earlier. Like, I'm very grateful to be working a lot. I'm sure we both are. Blah, blah, blah, blah. But it always feels like you're like, okay, just let me get through. Let me get through these next through three weeks and then blah, blah, blah. But I am always getting. I am always just letting me get to the next through. So it feels like you always just like swamp. I feel like there's always that so much going on and construction is just exacerbating those feelings of anxiety and just like feeling too much. But I have felt a lot of overwhelming feelings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you got to give yourself a break.

[Monet X Change]

I can't. There is no time for a break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you can't have a break now, but you can plan a break.

[Monet X Change]

So you want me to Trixie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pull a Trixie. I bet it's doing wonders for her mental health.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sure. But you know, Trixie been on these streets making bajillions of dollars and I have things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trixie's a bajillionaire for sure. Probably is a bajillionaire. Is that a real amount of money?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think the goal is millions, billions, trillions. And I think trillions the last. Is that something I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think gazillion is an amount of money. No, I think gazillion might be an amount of money.

[Monet X Change]

My, My brun. My bundle's gazillion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on. Gazillion.

[Monet X Change]

I think we would have heard of a gazillionaire.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's informal term.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not, but I think a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

zillion might be an amount, though.

[Monet X Change]

Zillion is not. We would have heard a zillion because they would be a zillionaire. Someone would love Z.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's no one who's gone past a billionaire.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are no trillionaires. A quadrillionaire and then a sextillion. A quintillion.

[Monet X Change]

A quintillion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are no trillionaires in the world, are there? Look it up there. I don't think there's a trillionaire. I mean, the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, he's a billionaire. So it'd be very odd for there to be a trillionaire somewhere.

[Monet X Change]

Are there any trillionaires in the world? The answer is not yet, but we'll see one soon. A trillion dollars is a phenomenal sum of money, equivalent to $101,000 billion dollars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So we don't, we don't have any trillionaires. You know the rich man of the world, Elon Musk, he's a billionaire.

[Monet X Change]

Is he the mistress man? I thought it was Jeff Bezos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they just volleying back and forth between the two of them all the time?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think that, that, that, that Elon Musk has surpassed him.

[Monet X Change]

I think, well, Mansa Musa is actually the worst man in the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to ask me, it is Elon Musk. Yes. Yeah, that's what I'm up to.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What have you been up to?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you for asking. I'm currently on tour. I'm currently in Boise, Idaho. I haven't had a potato. I have not eaten a single potato since I've been here.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got. Only got here this morning. It is 5:30pm So I have not spent a ton of time having. There is. I, I have been invited to dinner tonight, so maybe I'll. The, the, the, the, the, the touring company, like the people who are in the company of us touring. I think that maybe Alessa had the plan or I think Andy sent a list of like the 25 best restaurants in Boise, and then I think Jared picked one or one of the other people picked one, and now everyone's going to this restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

Andy loves a restaurant and every city we go to, he'll go to Eater Eater 38 and find out what are the top restaurants in the city.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that what he did. Yeah, it might, the, the link he sent might have been Eater 38. Actually it is.

[Monet X Change]

Either is. I, I, I would, I would guarantee if it was not either. I'll be shocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy, do be eating. I'd be gagged.

[Monet X Change]

I'd be like, well, apparently got him sick. He, he over there throwing up and stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's, it's, it's, it's daily menu. Oh wait.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? No. Okay. I don't know. Nevermind. I can't, I can't find it. It's too far back in the chat. Okay. Right now a group chat will stress me out. If we have to go too far back. I'm, if I pick up the phone and there are now like multiple, multiple things. I'm out. The 30 best restaurants in Boise, Tukwokama.

[Monet X Change]

We're not going back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, how do you feel about a group chat? Did they stress you out?

[Monet X Change]

I like a group chat especially. They don't stress me out because I like at the end of the day catching up because especially like the ones from tours like work the world and stuff, it was just always, there was always drama in the group chat. Always drama. So I would like go back and catch up and then like, like a comment and then send my shady comments later and then so I like catching up on a shady group chat. Do you? I have a family group chat, but we don't text in it often like we do here and there. We don't like live in our family group chat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My family group chat is a mess. I don't, I don't fuck with the family group. Jacob is in my family group chat now. My uncle Ray got stung by a lionfish and then he was, then he was, it was his own lionfish. And then he started acting wild. He was like, yeah, I'm sorry, I got stung by a lionfish. And then they were arguing and Jacob was like, oh Lord. This is.

[Monet X Change]

What does acting wild about. Stung by a lionfish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what the connect. I've never been stung by a lionfish. I don't know. I think he was just stressed out because he was stung by a lionfish. So because the stress of that he started kind of like popping off in the family chat.

[Monet X Change]

Did he yell at Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob just in the chat essentially. The thing I want to give all my family business. The thing of the conversation was that his uncle was like, oh, I can't come to the family reunion. And somebody else, like, respond to that in a way that he took offense to. And then he said something else mean in the chat. And then everybody else was like, whoa, whoa. When he's like, I'm sorry, everybody. I'm just going through a lot right now.

[Monet X Change]

I got stung by lion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got stung by a lionfish. And apparently getting somebody is one of

[Monet X Change]

the side effects is you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just pop off on people.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever been stung by something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've been stung by a bee, and I've been. Is a mosquito a sting?

[Monet X Change]

No, it's a bite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a bite. They stick their nose in you, but

[Monet X Change]

they call it mosquito bite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but. But it. But it is. But you are being, like, impaled by a. By a thin little needle, basically.

[Monet X Change]

I guess technically it probably is a mosquito sting, but they're colloquial. They're colloquially called mosquito. Mosquito bites, as we all know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, I mean, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never had a wasp sting ever in my life.

[Monet X Change]

I never missed about anything. Not a bee and not a jellyfish. Not anything. I've never been stung by a single thing. Although when you get stung by jellyfish, that's the one that they have to pee on you, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, you don't have to know it's going to make you.

[Monet X Change]

But that's how you alleviate the pain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But apparently ammonia. The ammonia in your piss helps alleviate the pain of the sting, apparently. Allegedly. Y' all, look this up. We're not doctors. Look it up, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Cat pee. The Colleen's fucking piss be ammonia. That shit be stank. Why is cat pee so ammonia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This would be a funny sketch if we were at the beach and I was running out of the beach, and I was like, oh, my God, pee on me. Pee on me. And someone peed on my leg. And they were like, oh, my God, I can't believe you guys. Stung by a jellyfish. And I'd be like, jellyfish,

[Monet X Change]

breathe. Like I was eating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you mean jellyfish? What the hell you talking about? I'm just trying to get pissed off. Have you ever been pissed on?

[Monet X Change]

You haven't pissed on before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How was that experience for you?

[Monet X Change]

It was not one I would want to do again. But I tried everything once. You know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was wrong with it? What did you not like about it?

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you in a tub?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was. We were. We were showering, we having sex, and we're. We were in the show. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Getting pissed on the shower is, like, nothing like. I mean, the water's like. The water's running.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, but you can still feel the pee, the warm pee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say if you're getting pissed on in the tub, but the shower's not on, and they're peeing, like, on your chest and your face and your head, that's getting pissed on. But if you're just in the shower and someone pees while you're both in there, that doesn't feel like the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, it did to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That feels like you were getting pissed on your head.

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, I never pissed on my head, so I don't know the same feeling, but I still felt the same emotions and the same feelings. If Poppy falls on my head, was it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was it like a. Can I pee on you? Or was it like, I'm being.

[Monet X Change]

We're in a thing? And he was like, yeah, you want to, like, can I, like, a little bit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, okay, well, I hear this now. I'm hearing. I'm hearing, like, consent. And, like, I thought. I thought just. He just happened to pee, and you're like, oh, it was getting on me.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. He likes. Was he, like, peeing on me? Peeing on my. Peeing on my. Peeing on my penis. Why is that funny?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the. The alliteration. I don't know. Something about peeing on my. Peeing on my penis. Peeing on my penis.

[Monet X Change]

Have you been peed on before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, never.

[Monet X Change]

Would you. Are you into? Would you be into?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would let someone. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been asked.

[Monet X Change]

I've been asked before, and you were like, no. Hard enough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, sure. And then. Then. Then he was like, never mind. I won't do it anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think they were p. Shy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. We were, like, apart, and then, like, we were, like, hurting, and then we got back together, and it was, like, months later. He was like, nah, that's. That's. That's. I don't. I don't. That. That's not part of my fantasy anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Haven't been pee shy. I don't think peachey is a thing. I've never been pee shy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never. Not once. It is a thing. It is a thing.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never been pee shot. I can pee. I could be. If you told me I could pee right now. Whenever I go to the doctor's office, I have to pee in a cup of. It is ne. They're like, now just try your best to filter this line, but, baby, the cup Will overfloweth, baby, I assure you the cup will overflow with PE Is

[Monet X Change]

not a thing for me. I really. I. I don't. I don't. I don't ever feel. Pei. People are like people in the bathroom. Like, I can't pee. Although they say it. The older we get, though, because our prostate swell up and stuff like that, the older we get, we're gonna have problems peeing. That's the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, I guess I haven't reached that age yet, because I can. I could always pee. I could always be.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel like if I was in sex work, that would be. I feel like I'd be so good at it that people would be. And I have a very heavy stream.

[Monet X Change]

You do have a heavy stream. Bob goes to the bathroom. It sounds like you have opened a thousand faucets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's like, well, I have a narrow urethra.

[Monet X Change]

You've told me this, and you love saying it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm telling you why I have a heavy stream.

[Monet X Change]

What does that mean? So because the earth is narrow, it's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

coming up with more pressure.

[Monet X Change]

Mm. Okay. So when you come. Are you a shooter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes. But not always, huh? It depends on, like, how. What's going on, you know, how long has it been since the last time? You know? I mean, I'm not a consistent. If you're looking for. If you're in the street looking for someone who's consistently shooting, I'm not your girl.

[Monet X Change]

What if you would be like, yeah, I want. I want that. Be shooting ropes. I'm like, ropes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen the. I've seen the ropes.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen the ropes too, but that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen ropes in person, though. Never in real life, I guess.

[Monet X Change]

I don't find ropes. I don't find shooting. For me, it's not, like a sexy thing. I'm not like, oh, my God. The shooting is, like, just turning me on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was talking to this. This guy one time, and he was like. This guy came out of my mouth and was just so much calm. I was like, oh, that sounds hot. He goes, no,

[Monet X Change]

he was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like. It was an absurd amount of semen.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what's absurd?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He couldn't quantify. I said. I said. I was like, how am I? You know, me, I'm a follow up question type of. I hate when people tell me a story and give me vague details. I'm, like, hooked up with a guy. What did it look like? He was cute. No, we're fighting. I need Descriptions. Short, fat, tall, black, white, skinny, Asian. I need long hair, bald. I need descriptions. Not. He was cute. That is so vague, and it drives me crazy, you know? That drives me fucking crazy.

[Monet X Change]

You do. Wow, girl. You tell Paul's story, you can have every detail. He's like, monet, do I have to drag also? I'll be a minute into the story. He's like, come on, Monet, give me something. I'm like, I'm getting there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because Monet will give. No, Monet will be like, me and Kim went out. How was it? It was fun.

[Monet X Change]

No, you're. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so fun.

[Monet X Change]

What did you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. We just, like, had fun. One detail would be nice. One good drag. Name one detail.

[Monet X Change]

One detail. Drag king. One detail. That's the thing guys do. I don't know if it's in porn. I think guys maybe are often now doing it because of Onlyfans. You see it, but there's a thing you can inject into your penis so that when you come, it's like. It looks like a lot of fluid. It's like a thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know we can see in the mirror behind you that you're not wearing pants?

[Monet X Change]

I am wearing pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Almost got you.

[Monet X Change]

I know, because I'm like, well, why would you say. Why would you say something that I am actually. Oh, you didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did I wear pants? Because when you were changing, I saw you in the mirror.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I saw you changing in the mirror.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was so far away. I was like, is this what you're wearing?

[Monet X Change]

Pants?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm. Mm. Did you change your pants?

[Monet X Change]

No. Got the same pants on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of pants you wearing? Tell me. After the breakfast.

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[Monet X Change]

I have to tell you, the hand is aggressive, Bob. I don't like the hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you talking about? You.

[Monet X Change]

A hand is a. That will make somebody fight. That's almost. That. That is not in your face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am. I am hundreds of miles away.

[Monet X Change]

But it's aggressive. Do you know what it gives me? When they were talking to. Talking to Jamie Lee Curtis on the red carpet about Angela Bass to do the thing. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black Panther.

[Monet X Change]

No. Ariana DeBose. Ariana DeBose. She's like, everyone needs to back the fuck up. Like, it gives me that. The hand is very aggressive. Please stop throwing me a hand at me. I don't like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I can't promise you that I'll stop doing this. I've never done this to your face. I've never put my hand in your face.

[Monet X Change]

But, nigga, I'm right here. It feels like it's in my face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have pointed at your head before, though.

[Monet X Change]

You have pointed at my head and you like to grab sometimes you grab your head bob so many times. You grab my head and you go like this and you kiss the top of my head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they give you a kiss.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. But it's still. No one's ever said it. To kiss. I'm just saying you love to take your big ass slave hands and, like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

stop scalding my hands and engulf my

[Monet X Change]

entire head with both of your hands

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I give you a kiss.

[Monet X Change]

It's very sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I can't grab your head and give your head a kiss now.

[Monet X Change]

You can. Oh, this I'm gonna. I need to remind people that I am coming to Burlington Coat Fact, AKA Burlington, Vermont, at the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burlington Comedy Club.

[Monet X Change]

The what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burlington Comedy Club?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the Burlington comedy club on October 4th, 5th and 6th. So come and see me do some standup in Burlington. I was in Eugene, Oregon. Honestly, I had not been on the stage in a long time. So being on the stage, I was like, I'm fucking funny. Like, when I haven't done stand up in a while, I'm like, the first two. The first show. I'm always like, oh, my God, I'm gonna get up there. I'm not gonna be funny people. I'm not gonna laugh. I'm gonna be fucking horrible. And I settle in and I'm like, oh, wow. So I was really proud of my shows in Eugene and come out to see me at the burlington comedy club October 4th, 5th and 6th. Also Albany. I'm in Albany on the 3rd Albany at the funny bone on October 3rd.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you all want to come see me, you can go to seethedragqueen.com I am currently on tour and I am so excited to have an opportunity to show you all my show what I've been working On. I have some great openers coming to join me. Jay Jurden, Jared Goldstein, Sydney Washington, Roz Hernandez, and Zach Annoy Towers.

[Monet X Change]

Talk to me about the bus rapping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. So I decided to. I think I am officially the first RU girl to wrap a bus, which

[Monet X Change]

is not the first. You love a first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I might be the last. No, I did get my bus wrapped. It is a moving advertisement, as they say in the uk, And I just think it is so camp. And at one point, the women on tour from aeg, they were like, oh, my God, we don't have a security. I was like, girl, these aren't, like, Trixie Katya fans. I was like, there's no. We're gonna sell the tickets. No one's waiting at the bus to, you know, tell me their life story after the show.

[Monet X Change]

They're just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're just here for the yuck yucks. They're just here for the yuck yucks.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, what has been your fiercest city so far, and why? Was it Denver?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Denver was a really beautiful show. I know that Denver was really great. I think it was our. I think it was our biggest show. I was also headlining the. The High Plains Comedy Festival.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So I think the fact that I was headlining the festival was a big part of what made it just. I mean, they were just. They were really there for comedy. Salt Lake City was really fun last night. I have this bit in my show about Mormons, and it goes over well. I mean, people like hearing the jokes about Mormons, but, baby, not like they love it in Salt Lake City. Like, this was. This was relatable content for the girls in Salt Lake. They were, like, losing their.

[Monet X Change]

I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember thinking to myself, I don't think I'll ever get this big of a reaction to these jokes unless I come back. Like, I will never get this big reaction again. It was really magical.

[Monet X Change]

I think a lot of Mormons in Europe. I feel like Mormons is such an American religion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is actually. It is a very American religion. But the Mormons do prophesies around the world. They go everywhere. Anywhere people will allow them to come, they will go.

[Monet X Change]

They're not in St. Lucia. I never seen a Mormon St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's got to be a Mormon St. Lucia. No, there's got to be.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. Mormons. Mormonism is not in St. Lucia. I wish. I wish my mom was here. My mom was like, jokers,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

jokers. Miserable, miserable.

[Monet X Change]

There are no Mormons in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Church of Latter Day Saints location. There are two. There are two churches of Latter Day

[Monet X Change]

Saints in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two of them.

[Monet X Change]

Two. One in Castries and one in Beaufort. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are 392 Mormons in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

I was screaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they never tried to prophesize to you?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm telling you, Mormons will go anywhere.

[Monet X Change]

They're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't play. Mormons will go anywhere.

[Monet X Change]

And like, see, like, I, I, if I was grew up in Mormonism, like, I would hope I would be able to find my way out. But when you're deep in, like, you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's is.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know a way out. You're like, this is, this is the way. The truth and the light. Yeah. What are you? Mormon And. Oh, but not just Mormon. Any religion, like, when, when you were deep in it, you were like, this is, this is the thing. So I would hope that if the path of, of my life started Mormonism, like, I would find my way out. But you be in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is scary as Mormonism is a really interesting religion. They believe in some really interesting things.

[Monet X Change]

You get a planet or whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You do get a planet if you're a good Mormon. Yeah, you do. I mean, to be fair, there are

[Monet X Change]

billions of them out there. So in a theory, we all can have our own.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they're just giving out planets that already exist. I think it's a brand new planet. I think it's a completely.

[Monet X Change]

Right. There are billions of planets out there, billions of billions of galaxies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think all these planets keep popping up because Mormons are getting them?

[Monet X Change]

No, I just think that whoever started the Mormonism, he was like, oh, bitch, this is a way I can get all these people. There are literally millions and billions of galaxies, and we don't even know how infinite they are. I can just say you have planets at x 97.2. Who's in the check?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to get too deep into space. TikTok again. But like, it will, it just will blow your mind if you, if you think about space for too long. You know something that blows my mind. You know the sky is up, right? But the sky is also down.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's all around us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The sky is to the left and the sky is to the right.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That makes my head. Do you know, I think I said this on the podcast before. Every planet in the solar system could fit between the Earth and the moon. Really? If you shove them all side by side, obviously there would be catastrophic events, but side by side, they could all fit between the Earth and the moon.

[Monet X Change]

And this is why I'd be saying, like, how do we know all this is real? Maybe this is all just a simulation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean, a simulation? Like the Matrix?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, how do we know that what we're looking at is actual space? How do we know that that's real? How do you know that this isn't just some really elaborate, intricate AI design thing that we just. And we. We think we're experiencing this consciousness, but we're not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, maybe you mean, like, we're, like, all, like, computer data

[Monet X Change]

or the thing that we're seeing is just not real. Like the sky. Like. Like. Okay, I. Guys, I know that this is not right. This is what my brain does in my mind when we. Like when you go to the airport and take off. It is just a really elaborate. Really elaborate cinematography like they like. It is. It is. Have you ever seen the movie now youw See Me? The. The. The magician movie? Talking about now you can see it, Catch me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called now youw See Me.

[Monet X Change]

No, now you See Me and is in the first one or the second one. They do this thing where this guy thinks he's on his airplane, he's taking off, but he's not. They make the whole elaborate thing and I'm like, what if every time I go to an airport and I take it off? Like, I, like, I go to, like, into, like, hyperbolic sleep and they do the whole. And I land in a new city, but I'm really backward. I'm just starting where I was at. These are things that roll through my head all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then you get off and you're in a new place.

[Monet X Change]

But they've changed the entire cinematography. They've changed the environment around me. I never left. The entire environment around me changed. And I was like, ooh, turbulence. Yeah. Air time, time, time. And then I wake up and I get off the plane and I'm still here. I never left here. But now everything around me has changed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it is easy to trick the human mind. Have you ever been sitting in traffic and the car next to you started moving?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And you thought you were rolling backwards?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought you were? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or There have been times even when, you know, it makes noise. I've been on a cruise ship and I was like, is Florida moving? Is Miami floating away? No, bitch, I'm floating away. Obviously, I'm floating away. But your brain just. It's hard to believe that you're on a structure so large and that Is actually, you know, mobilizing.

[Monet X Change]

And Andy's one of a good point too, is like, when you're like. I feel like the reason why you get so tired when you're traveling is because, like, you're moving beyond what the. Beyond the rate that a human body should move.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What.

[Monet X Change]

Like the reason why after traveling, like you travel from Sydney to. From LA to Australia, the reason why your body is so tired is because you're moving faster than you should through time. That's why you're exhausted. Like, after a flight, which I'd be exhausted, because your body's not meant to move that fast. You're supposed to move at a walking or running pace. Not moving. Not moving 500 miles through. Through the air.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm not exhausted every time I fly, but over a long flight I am. But I think it's because my sleep is not particularly comfortable. And I think it is because I'm upside down. So when it's daytime, it's actually nighttime. And I think that's why I'm tired.

[Monet X Change]

But even, like a long road trip, I get to. After a long road trip, I would get like. I use. You're in the car for, like, four hours, driving to San Diego or whatever. Or draws the tree I began. I'd be tired. I'm like. Because I think my body is like, girl, why were we moving so fast? You're not meant to move this fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, maybe there's something to that. I don't. I don't know much. I mean, I think about the size of the planet we're on compared to the other planets, because we're not the smallest, but we're certainly not the largest planet in the solar system.

[Monet X Change]

I think Venus is the biggest one. Jupiter. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Jupiter. Yeah. And we're so small compared to the sun, which is. Which is just. I mean, you know, Earth can fit into the storm on Jupiter. Mm. A storm bigger than the Earth. That's crazy. They're not wild. Is that how to spin your head?

[Monet X Change]

It does. You used to spin my head right around. Right around. Like a record, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And don't make a dirty joke, but one of my things in life that makes me kind of upset is that I'll never get to see a black hole.

[Monet X Change]

Well, have you ever seen anything like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see. I want to see. You ever seen spaghettification?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anything enters a black hole goes to something called spaghettification.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where you're being, like, stretched out thin and being sucked into the black hole. And anything that goes into it, it will look like it is being paused. Like if something goes into a black hole, when you see it, it will look like it has frozen. But for that thing that's going into it, it doesn't look like that. And also, apparently, black hole, there's like, there's like light around it. And, you know, the event horizon is basically as. Once you pass the event horizon, that is where you, you cannot escape the black hole. Like, once you get into the event horizon, there is no going back. And nothing that makes it into a black hole can make it out.

[Monet X Change]

See, this is what I'm talking about. Who. But no one has gone and come out. Who is reporting all this data? This is all theorizing. It's all theoretical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's all theory. It's all theory.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like, but, but they're theories about the black hole, so who knows? None of that is true. Spaghettification. So what, like you become a string basically?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you risk it all to go into a black hole just to have the experience?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I'm done. I mean, if I was like 190.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if you're 90?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, if I'm 90, throw me in there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if the doctor's like, you got another five healthy years. No, they're not even healthy. Just five more years and then like a year of really bad health.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, on the year of really bad health, put me in the, Put me in the spaghetti zone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, but we're nowhere near the, the closest. Can you google the closest black hole it would take? You would never make it if you left now. If you put a baby on a spaceship, they would never make it to a black hole.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I feel like we're, I think we talked about this before. We're. I think in the next 50 years we're gonna discover light speed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know, 1600 light years away. And obviously, for those of you who are listening, a light year is the distance it takes a light to travel in one year. That is unconceivably far. So it would take the light from the Earth, I mean, from the Sun, 1600 years to get to the nearest black hole. So what you're doing is when you're looking at the black hole, you're actually looking at it 1600 years ago because we're seeing the light that surrounds it. Yeah, but it's actually, we actually don't know what it looks like right now. All we know is how it looked 1600 years ago. You know, we can't see the sun right now. We're Seeing the sun like six seconds ago, right? We've never seen the sun as it is. As it is this moment.

[Monet X Change]

Speak for yourself. I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, in theory, we've never seen each other the way we are. Because to see you, the light has to hit my eyes. It is super, super quick. But you're not actually how you are in moment. You, you're how you were like a gig a second ago.

[Monet X Change]

A gig a second. What is a gig a second? How fast is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I don't know that. I don't know that. Like, I don't know. I know a gig a second is a really short second. Like it's as a really short.

[Monet X Change]

Well, yeah, I know that. But like what is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know actually how fast a gig a second is. What I'm saying is like what you're seeing is actually how someone, something was like really recently, but not right now. You can never see someone how they are in the moment.

[Monet X Change]

I see you how you are. You're a conniving bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where did all that come from? Where's all this? Let's, let's, let's, let's take a break and find out what's really going on.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So obviously you're under stress, which is why you're lashing out, right?

[Monet X Change]

I am in distress. But you know what? I feel so much calmer. We do the podcast together, Bob, because I feel like. I mean, I don't want to talk about other things because I feel like people gonna be like, oh, they're always teasing something, but they. We're. We're. I'm so close to announcing what the new. The new sibling rivalry things are a

[Bob the Drag Queen]

lot of things that we've teased, by the way. Huh? We've come through on a lot of the things that we've teased. We have not everything, but a lot of them.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's a take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a take. Go ahead and teach you a new thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's a thing coming out. We're so close to launching. What? It is so, so, so, so, so close. And I'm very close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are concepts of a launch?

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I have concepts of a launch date. I'm not president yet.

[Monet X Change]

I'm, like, four days from announcing what it is, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. And today is the 23rd of September.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So by the time y' all hear this, it might already be out.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe. No, no, this will be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the time they hear this, it'll be out. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now if it ain't out, what you gonna do?

[Monet X Change]

It is gonna be out. Cause there's no. It is. It will be out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what if it's not, though?

[Monet X Change]

It's. It will be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. I'm asking. What if. I'm trying to have a contingency plan.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna apologize profusely, but I don't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

think you'll have to do that. I think it's gonna be out.

[Monet X Change]

I ordered fucking Uber Eats last night, and I was so fucking hungry from this amazing Italian place by me, Osterri, Lavuca, and. But I ordered. Huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you order?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I had the sausage rigatoni, and I was in my fat bag last. Big bag. Big bag. I had me the sausage rigatoni with fenne and spinach, and I Also bought me the arancini. And also an ordered meatballs, which I was in my big back arrow last night. Tore that shit up. Well, I ordered it and then I took a fucking mushroom edible before that. So the thing about mushroom edibles, they don't make me hungry. It's not like weed edibles, where you eat weed edibles and you get the munchies. For me, mushroom ones, I don't have the munchies. I just. It just all sat on my counter until I woke up this morning, and then I tore it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how do you know you're tripping, like, by yourself at home?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if it's a bad trip?

[Monet X Change]

Mushrooms don't really have bad trips like that. For me only. I only had one bad trip. And that was when I had went one time. And then Andy and I got into a fight before that, and I had a bad trip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heard bad trips are really upsetting.

[Monet X Change]

It is upsetting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell me a little bit about it? Without as much as you're comfortable, like, what's so bad about the bad trip?

[Monet X Change]

You just feel like. Because when you do acid. Intentions, I feel, are very important. I think about the bad trip is like your brain is kind of processing the thing that you're upset about, but you're also in this euphoric state. But then you can't get out of it because an asset trip lasts 8 to 12 hours. So you're sitting there, you're caught in this storm of euphoria, but anger and whatever emotions you're feeling. And the annoying and scary part of it is that you feel like you cannot get out of it. You feel like you're in this psychosis. I just remember I felt like time was on this loop and I could just not get out. And I was like, this is. Why did I do this? I was so mad at myself. I was so upset. I was like, I cannot get out of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did it feel longer than it was?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. It felt like it was forever. And then I was like. I remember thinking in my head, I'm like, my God, this is how people, like, go crazy. I was like. I was like. And then I had the thought in my head. I was like, oh, my God, I think I'm gonna go crazy. I was like, I'm gonna exist like this forever. I'm never gonna get out of this. I'm gonna exist in this psychosis for the rest of my life. And then that. So those, like, intrusive thoughts are throwing in your head, and you're like, oh, my God. I'm a crazy person. Like, oh, my God. Like, just obsessed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you try to go to sleep?

[Monet X Change]

You try to go to sleep, but then when you go to sleep, like, your brain doesn't shut off. So, like, you're. So. Now you're tripping, but all the lights are off. So then, like, dark thoughts are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's.

[Monet X Change]

It's like. It's almost like fucking. What's his name? Dr. Strange locks me one of them in one of the rooms with the fucking mirrors everywhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a good advertisement for. For acid or mushrooms or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

It's acid. Well, you can't have. You should never always have set good intentions if you. My personal experience and advice is if you're having a bad day or you're not in the right space, do not do acid, because you will be locked in that for a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, whenever I am injured or sick, I cannot remember what it was like to feel healthy.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, whenever my knee hurt, like, if I have an injury or if I'm not feeling, I'm like, this is gonna be me until the day I die. I can't even fathom what it felt like to not have this injury or to not be sick. I cannot put myself in the mind space where I was ever a person who was not just being tortured by their existence.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's how. That's how. That's how I feel when I have a headache. When I have a headache, I'm like, I do not know what life was before this headache. I was like, I feel like my head has hurt forever and it will continue to hurt for the rest of my life. I cannot remember a time when I did not have a headache. That's how I feel with headaches. And it drives me. That thought drives me crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really mind getting a tattoo, but the healing process is annoying. And I'm like. I'm annoyed now that I have this, like, this, like, sore. This open wound on my leg. And, like, I'm having to put my pants on. Funny. I'm having to wrap my leg in Saran Wrap before I do drag. I'm like, this is it. This is how I. This is just how I exist now. But people who get tattoos and don't do no kind of care, they be wild.

[Monet X Change]

That's Patty tattoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And just walk out the door, put a band aid on, put a bandage on my shit so I can go. That's the Santana quote.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I'm always nervous about tattoos. Like, I'm like, what if this is the one that gets infected. I mean, I've never seen an infected tattoo or how it heals, but I don't know. Huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should I Google it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't imagine it's good. Sure you can, but I don't imagine, like, I'm like, that sucks, like, to spend all that time your shit gets infected as fuck. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it doesn't look that bad.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. Oh, okay. That's not crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't look that bad.

[Monet X Change]

Look like a little rash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this one doesn't look good.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Ew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. Oh, okay, they're getting worse. No, we. We need to stop showing these. Were you eating? I. I just took a Advil because I have a little bit of a headache. He goes like, enough of the gross tattoos.

[Monet X Change]

The gross tattoos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trigger warning is late. But, you know, gross, gross.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, do we really need a trigger warning for tattoos? I don't know, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I mean, it upset Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Well, here's the thing. Kind of we talk about, like, wokeness. Like, I. My thought about trigger warning is like, I get like, some things need a trigger warning. But also life is a trigger. Like, walking out your door is a trigger. So I'm like, where is the line of, like, you're just gonna experience life and like, I need to give everyone a trigger warning about everything. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, a trigger warning is a kindness.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example, I don't have to hold the door for anybody behind me, but it certainly is kind to do it, you know? And if you don't hold the door open for me, even if you're right in front of me, it's really not a big deal if you do hold the door open. Wow, that was so nice. Thank you. You know,

[Monet X Change]

that's a good point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think there's probably a decent area where it's kind of like maybe suicidal ideation or, or dead parents or, or stuff like that. But if it's like, if you have arachnophobia, I don't know that I think you have to start building in your own things because you're probably not going to get a warning about there being spiders on screen or in someone's house. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I. I had to. I don't know if I told the story, but I had to call the exterminators to get these. I had. I think it's an LA thing. New York has roaches. LA has spiders. Girl, these spider webs that were all over my property. It was Crazy. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I was assaulted by a fucking possum.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm listening.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in my gym working out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a possum in the gym.

[Monet X Change]

Watch me work. I promise I'll get there. Watch me work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monique, can you explain that? Because people don't know what you're talking about.

[Monet X Change]

Back in New York City, Bob and his. One of his elaborate ideas for his number. Bob had this vision for us to do this big wizard of Oz number, which y' all can go. It's still on. It's still on YouTube. And it's like Bob, the cast of like six of us. So Bob has been like, sewing, making all these outfits, took on this whole thing. So then Bob's also choreographing it. So we get to. We're at this rehearsal at the Monster, at the Monster in the Basement during the day. And then Bob was trying to, like, run through the choreography of what he has, the plans he has, and, like, how he's gonna pace. And then people just be like, wait, but what about this thing? Like, guys, I promise I'm gonna answer your question. I. I promise. Watch. Literally. And it was kids today. So that he'll get the one thing. I'm like, but wait, but we need to like, baby, watch me work. Watch work. I will get it to watch me work. I. I promise I will answer your question. If you would just kept on hitting him and all. And he had like zero sleep. And this was tired. It was, it was, it was just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody's obsessive. Watch me work.

[Monet X Change]

Watch me work.

[Wayfair Announcer]

Work.

[Monet X Change]

Watch your work, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My hand's very aggressive. Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. And then so I leave. So my Uber Eats comes. So I go out this. And it's nighttime, it's 11 o' clock at night. And I go out the side, the side. Because I don't want to walk through my house. And my mom was sleeping in. I have like ring alarms and shit. So I just walk, go through the side, and I go through the gate, get my Uber Eats, come back through the side gate, about to open the thing when I tell y' all a fucking possum the size of like a terrier, like a terrier sized possum bigger than potato, bigger than potato, is on the top of my neighbor's wall where my gate is. So as I'm opening the gate, I'm like, huh? And I'm like, okay. So I'm like, I fucking can't go through the. And no possums, they're nice. They're not gonna hurt you or anything, but they just look evil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not pretty creatures.

[Monet X Change]

They're not pretty. And then it started doing this thing going. And I have the video. I'll post it. I'll put it on the Patreon. Like, stanky, like, starts taking this leg and, like, singing it out at me. Like it's doing the fucking stanky leg. And then it starts, like, looking at me. And then. So it's just a whole thing. It was just very scary. And I don't like possums. And I'm in, like, a residential neighborhood. There's a lot of fucking possums here. I guess I haven't seen them. You know, my place in New York, I used to have skunks in my Bronx apartment. Did you know this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't sound like you were attacked.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It wanted. It wanted to attack me. But you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said you were attacked.

[Monet X Change]

I was accosted by a possum.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Skunks are. You don't want to. With skunks, and you don't want to scare a skunk. Would you recognize a skunk smell?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah, it smell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you never smell, it's like, imagine burnt fur mixed in with, like, chemicals or.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, is the thing about skunks true? Like, if they spray you, is it. Is it. Does it really, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is it really that it stays on you? Particularly on your pets, because they have fur? And if. Allegedly. I've never been sprayed by a skunk. I haven't had friends whose dogs have been sprayed by skunks because dogs will harass skunks. And then you. Apparently, you dip it in tomato sauce.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, apparently tomato juices. Oh, tomato sauce. The only way to get it off of you. But I'm like. But it doesn't really come, like. Like, let's say a skunk is here, and I walk and I scare it. It scares me. Does this tail lift up like a cloud of, like, skunk powder?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a spray.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so it's like. So it's like. It's like. It's like pee.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not pee, I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

But it comes out like that. Like a spray like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, because pee kind of leaks. It projects. It's like. Imagine like. Like a llama spitting. Oh, but with more spray. Like if you filled your mouth with water and you did like.

[Monet X Change]

Like. But like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen this before on video?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I want to look it up now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I've never seen a skunk spray in real Life. I don't. I do not mess with skunks. Skunks are. They will. They will ruin your. Getting sprayed by a skunk will ruin your whole week. I've never seen a person, but I've seen people whose pets get sprayed by skunks. Their houses are just horrible, horrible places.

[Monet X Change]

Well, what you do is that. Also I've seen people. I've seen people with. I mean, seen them not in real life, but on TikTok, who domesticate skunks, and they just get their little sack thing removed. The thing. The gland that does that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That seems not humane.

[Monet X Change]

I know it seems. Yeah, it seems inhumane, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you said I watched him Crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I haven't watched it yet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's only four episodes.

[Monet X Change]

There's so much TV to watch, girl. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you like Tiger King?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think I like Tiger King because we were this pandemic and we had nothing else to watch. It was a thing to do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dang. Said Ty King was garbage. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I said what? I said

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the. Jared Goldstein, the. The opener on tourism right now. He's a comedian. He said he should work at the. So the apparently guy who. Who directed

[Monet X Change]

Tiger King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tiger King, apparently he owns a restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

Selling what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't ask that many questions, but I was like, oh, he owns a restaurant? And, yeah, he owns a restaurant. So maybe he's. He's like. Maybe he was, like, a little before he even did Tiger King.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think you had. If you have it in you to marry rich and, like, be just a homemaker?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. Sometimes I fantasize about quitting drag and quitting entertainment and just getting a regular job and then coming back in, like, 20 years. I fantasize about that, but it doesn't sound fun.

[Monet X Change]

What's a regular job for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe an accountant. Maybe an IT professional.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Maybe something that's more within reach. So more. Something more realistic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why couldn't I be an accountant?

[Monet X Change]

You haven't gone to school to be an accountant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could go to school. How old do you think I am? I can still go to school.

[Monet X Change]

You're very old. You need to know your actual age and not. 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could still go to school and be an accountant. Yes, I could. If I wanted to. I was gonna be a lawyer if I fucking wanted to.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that face?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm like, do you want. Bitch, that's like, what, 12 years old?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I wanted to. If. If I want to.

[Monet X Change]

If I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I wanted to.

[Monet X Change]

I don't Want to Giraffe Wallow does these kinds of lip sync videos. Do you know who Giraffe? Yeah, you're on her podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course.

[Monet X Change]

She's really good at lip syncing songs and doing, like, hand and eye choreography. Have you seen the notices about her?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never watched those videos of hers.

[Monet X Change]

They're so good. It's just so engaging. I don't know. I don't know how else to describe it, but she just. She's like, moving her hands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, is it the Gen Z thing? They all lip sync differently than us. They're all. They're all like, post me, baby. And also a lot of them do it in, like, they do it in slow motion, so it's sped up.

[Monet X Change]

Huh. Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that that's what Drew Follow is doing, but a lot of people will do it in, like, 1.5 or whatever. Those. They. They'll do it. It's fast, but they're doing it slow so that it's actually sped up. So they're moving all, like, jerky and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting. Yeah, I guess. I guess. Yeah. It's just. It's just a very captivating way to lip sync, which I love that how lip sync is such a. Such a. Such a. Such a trend on. On the apps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, musically is. I mean, not really musically. What was the app that started, I feel like musically Lip Dub. No, Dub. Dub Smash or Dub Smash.

[Monet X Change]

Dubstep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was an app called Dub Smash years ago that I used to use often, and you just have stuff. You just lip sync to it. And I was like, wow. But now lip sync is kind of, like, taken from drag, not taken from drag queens. But it's like a lot of folks are like. So many people are lip syncing nowadays and are really good at it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, very good. Very good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why I want to see drag queens who still aren't good. I'm like, what's going on?

[Monet X Change]

You want to see some names?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's just Drag queen I see online. Not anyone in particular.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen. I want to. I want to do. I want to start. Go back to doing mixes of. Because I had such a funny idea. What was it? Oh, to kind of take that Sabrina Carpenter song and just put a bunch of songs in it. Like, I work in lane. Cause I'm a redneck woman. I ain't no high class, bro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's stopping you? You can do whatever you want with your career.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm not really into lip sync. Although this past weekend, I was in Houston. So I did the sort of vocateur. I was doing bottle signings across Texas. Thank you to all of you who came out and bought my green apple bottle of vodka. It was very fabulous. Because in Houston, they're like, hey, you're.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was everybody just fucked up?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, okay, you don't have to drink a bottle for the silent signing. You just came to get up with your bottle signing. You don't have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But some people just did it anyway.

[Monet X Change]

And then. So I did a bottle signing, and then they were like, hey, you're in Houston. They're like, would you want to do Mistress's show? And I was like, mistress Isabelle Brooks. I was like, you know what? I want to do her show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mistress Trisha's show.

[Monet X Change]

Mistress's show. Yeah. And I did a video on her channel. And what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everybody get the invite? Everybody gets the invite. Gia Gun.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you'll see the video when it comes out. And then so. And it says, this is my first club gig in, like, four years. I had nothing to do with club gig is so two observations. Number one, it was very fucking fun. And I got to do my live music anytime. I'm getting to see my live music in, like, a gay, truly only gay space. I fucking love that shit. Even though, I mean, like, what am I doing? Music that's not gay. I guess it's everywhere, but. But club energy is just different. And I'm like, I sounded really good, and the audience was really vibing my shit. And then I was like, you know what? For my second number, I want to do a lip sync. So I did my fight number, which I have not done in, like, mad long, and it was such a good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you thought about turning your songs into numbers?

[Monet X Change]

That's a good idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just find a way to turn your song into one of these lip sync numbers you used to do. You can sing it live, then you can lip sync the other parts, or you can just do the whole thing as a lip sync.

[Monet X Change]

I just like doing my. If I go to my song, I like doing it, like, from top to bottom, which is really fun. I did rotation it at Beyonce and people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I try it, though. It might be fun.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't realize how people know Beyonce. Like, I started seeing Beyonce and people, like, they were singing all along with me. I'm like, oh, my God, this feels so cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone knows Beyonce. She's one of the most famous singers in the.

[Monet X Change]

In the world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're shocked that people know Beyonce? Explain yourself.

[Monet X Change]

What city you in right now? Boise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boise. Idaho.

[Monet X Change]

I hooked up with this guy in Boise with a big ass fucking dick. It was one of those two. The greed. The grid was a bleak. The grid was sad, girl. It was sad. And then one message came through and then just send the picture. I was like, oh my God, this motherfucker's fake. I'm like, but you know, you know, you know when you. Even though you think it's fake, you're like, well, what if it's real? I'm like, sure, yeah. I'm like, no, it's been. Yeah, you can come over, whatever. I'm like, he's fake, he lying. But she showed up. I was like, like, oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me a little bit about him.

[Monet X Change]

They were in college though, so they were like. I think they were like 18, 19. I think he said he was 22, but he was 1,000% 18 or 19.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm listening.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I want to rewind. I want to start like when I have teachers like that, I'm like, should I stop asking for IDs? Like, if I'm unsure. I know that you're young, but like, God forbid, what if he was like some 17 year old kid? Like, like, should I still like carding people? Like, I don't know, like, I feel like that's like a dangerous game. Like, what if he's saying he's 18, but he's not. I'll get in trouble, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, you would. You would be put on the sex offender registry.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So that's like kind of crazy. Like, what do you. I don't. I guess I need to start carting people. Bitch, would you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I haven't with anyone. I mean, I think the young. Recently, like a 23 year old, 22 year old, maybe recently. But when I do college gigs, I don't. Which is pretty rare. I'm like, I'm not gonna win over this college.

[Monet X Change]

You know what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hooking up with nobody at this college,

[Monet X Change]

I. I'm not attracted to younger guys. Like, I don't, I don't find young guys to be hot. Like all my life, always dated up. I've always dated older than I am. And even now at my big age of 33, the youngest, like that feels attracted to me and like I would want to hook up with is somebody like maybe 26, 27. That's as young as I want to go. I just don't even find young men.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me more about the beautiful 18 year old with giant penis.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I didn't know, but also, it was bleak. And I Was like, this is not a real person. This is fully some catfish situation. But so tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me about this person.

[Monet X Change]

They were just. They were. They were like 6 foot 4. They were Puerto Rican and white. They were like a Puerto Rican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought she was Puerto Rican.

[Monet X Change]

And they were in school for marketing or something at whatever college is in Boise.

[Wayfair Announcer]

And.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was just a great time. It was a great time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm glad you had fun. Did y' all see how long. How many times I had to ask Monet to give me a description? I asked. I think maybe four times. I was counting them. This is why. And I was like, let me try them. Let me try this new method. 4 times. I had to ask 4 before I got a height. That was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

But you should have asked, like, what did they look like?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not like, give me anything. Jesus, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I displayed the patience of a saint. Sitting right here.

[Monet X Change]

Bernard. Yeah, finish it. A saint. Bernard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're very patient dogs. What about them?

[Monet X Change]

Do you believe? I think. I think we talked about as a cat and dog people. Well, yeah. This. That. That's when you famously call me a stupid looking friend. Saint Bernard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Saint Bernard. Yeah. What. What dog are you, then?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a dog. I'm a cat. No, I am a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

100% you're a dog.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you are a dog. Are you joking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not a dog. I'm a cat.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you're a dog. You are 1,000% a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, you need to chime in. Jacob, who's a cat and who's a dog? Jacob,

[Monet X Change]

out of the two of you,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

if I had to specifically assign those ones, I would say that Bob is a cat and Monet is a dog.

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you are a dog.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. I am not a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, give me your. Give me your cat qualities.

[Monet X Change]

My cat qualities. When I. I like to play with people when I want to, but most of the time, I will be back by myself in my home, enjoying myself alone. Dogs want to be around people all the time and be like. And play. That is not me whatsoever. I am not. I do not have that quality at all. Ask Andy. Andy's a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's a dog for sure. 100%.

[Monet X Change]

Andy's a dog. 100%.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Easy.

[Monet X Change]

You're a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is why you're a dog. This is why you're a dog. You're a dog because you are very playful. You're very jovial. You're very friendly. You're also a Bit of a people pleaser. You will go the extra length to make sure someone's happy. I'm a cat because I'm a little bit grumpy. I'm very selective with the people that I do hang out with. Like, I'm not just like. Like you. You will be friends with anybody. That is not true. You have your, like, your group of your close. It's like your close friends. Like, it's like 20 people.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. We talk spammy, but I have five close friends. I've named them on this thing. And I don't get any deal' cause you were trying to make a whole thing. I'm not saying who they are. You know who they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's not in there?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I convince. I know you for a very long time. I know exactly where you were gonna go with this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just give me one close friend. You don't say me. Don't say me. You don't say Arcia. Don't say Kameka.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who my close friends are, but I know I have them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I already gave you three. You can't name one of the other two. You can't say the one.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think I'm slow?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't say me. Kamika, RC are the ones. Who's the last one?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, that's crazy. So all y' all think y' all making the cut is probably not. You all think of all y' all people who think your Monet's close friends. All of y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

It could.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can't be all of y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can only be one of y'.

[Monet X Change]

All. Okay, so let's. Other people. RuPaul. What is RuPaul? A cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul's a cat. For sure. 100%.

[Monet X Change]

Michelle Visage is a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Michelle's a cat. Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Ross Matthews is a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ross Matthews is a dog. Carson Kressley is a dog.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, the way you say it sounds so derogatory. The dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I think this is how you're taking it. I think context matters, and context is really important right here. Cameron Michaels is a cat.

[Monet X Change]

Cat. No, car is a dog. People pleaser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think K? Mich is a cat. I think that kimchi is a cat.

[Monet X Change]

No, Naomi's a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Naomi's a dog. This is. You're so backwards.

[Monet X Change]

No, Naomi's a cat. Naomi literally sits on everything like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We finally got money on the chair. It took me A while, but I finally figured out how to get this

[Monet X Change]

chair all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's a prissy dog. She's like a. She's like a. What do you call that dog? She's the greyhound.

[Monet X Change]

No, Naomi's a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like.

[Monet X Change]

No, she like her dog. What's her. What's her dog name? Keita Akita.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about. What is Mateo?

[Monet X Change]

Mateo's a dog for sure. Nick is a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a cat. Okay. We agree on these things. Okay?

[Monet X Change]

Mitch Marino is a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mitch is a dog. Nicole Byer.

[Monet X Change]

Nickel Byer is a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a dog for sure. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Violet Chachki.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A cat.

[Monet X Change]

A sphinx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, do you know that you inspired several people to go get sphinxes? Do you know that sphinxes are great cats?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. This guy sent me a dm. He's like, hey, Monet, just wanted to let you know I have. I have. I live here in California. I just. My kitten just gave a birth to a litter of sphinxes. If you want one, you can have it. Her name is yours. I was like, I'm really thinking about it, but I cannot get a second cat. I can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen would murder this cat.

[Monet X Change]

No, she would not. Give her a friend to play that. I do think about getting it so she can play with one, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Potato.

[Monet X Change]

No, she won't play with Potato. Potato's stupid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She bullies Potato.

[Monet X Change]

No, she does not. Potato one time and I were playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's never. Colleen's never hit Potato.

[Monet X Change]

No. Ask Andy. Potato be bullying Colleen. He would chase her and try to nip at her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Potato. Yeah, it is Potato.

[Monet X Change]

One time. One time, Andy and I were play fighting, and we were, like, getting, like, rough. And when I tell you so. And Potato thought we were really fighting. And so then Potato finds Colleen and starts to, like, bite Colleen, isn't it? I was like, oh, my God. It was crazy. I was like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think Potato knows that Colleen is yours?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, for sure. Cause Bob, he literally was like. When he saw Andy and I were playing, like, wrestling, he went to find Colleen and started biting her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, heard something I love. I heard something you love. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That fucking dog is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Potato is a psychopath.

[Monet X Change]

He's fucking crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But he always cuddles up to me when I come over there. If you go to Monet's house, if you're listening, you're a friend. You go to Monet's house, you grab a certain. There's one blanket. It's a potato blanket. If you put it on and then just lift it up. Potato will crawl into your lap.

[Monet X Change]

It's so interesting seeing you with the side of potato. Like how you're sewing to this dog. It's so interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like dogs. You know I like dogs.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but I've had a cat for a long time, and you'd just be paying her dust.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like cats. You know I don't like cats. I don't know why this is so shocking to you, but you.

[Monet X Change]

Did I remind you the picture of you at Todrick's house with 19 cats sitting on you talking about something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't hanging. I wasn't. I have pictures with Colleen, too. I wasn't like, kicking it with these cats. He was like, look at my cats. I was like, okay. And I took a picture with the cats. I was not like, let's play with your cats. He brought the cats to me, put them on me and took a picture. I was like, where are the cats? Please show me your cats.

[Monet X Change]

When dodger got like 19 cats, what happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know, girl. Maybe they're in London. I don't fucking know.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, Trinity has a Sphynx cat. And Trinity was training this cat bomb and she left the cat in the bathroom for like two weeks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if she was telling people this. What was the training?

[Monet X Change]

No, she said on the podcast, she said what you were doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the training?

[Monet X Change]

Because she did. I don't know. She didn't want to leave it because she has dogs. She has four dogs. She was afraid of leaving it, letting it roll in the rest the of our house to the dogs would get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many dogs? You have to be clear, Monet is exaggerating. She didn't leave the cat in the bathroom for two weeks. It was another amount of time, which

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember all the time. It was a week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is half as long. How many dogs she have?

[Monet X Change]

She has like three dogs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three or four dogs. This running a zoo. Where's the tiger king guy do a documentary on this. Why she got so many goddamn animals?

[Monet X Change]

People like animals, girl. People who love animals love animals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And isn't she single?

[Monet X Change]

No. She has a boyfriend, Joey. Do you know what? Do you know what? I have recently become the consciousness of bonobos. Do you know about bonobos?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why do I. Bonobos. Bonobos. Their shoes. No food.

[Monet X Change]

They're animals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The monkeys.

[Monet X Change]

The monkeys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A bonobo monkey. The little black and white ones out

[Monet X Change]

of the black and white. Are they. I know that they.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A bonobo monkey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, they do. They look like. They look like. They look like chimps, but apparently. Okay, apparently, we're more closely related to bonobos and chimps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, what's up with them?

[Monet X Change]

They're just amazing. They are matriarchal society. They're peaceful, they're kind, they're sweet. Whereas chimpanzees are mean and they're nasty. Bonobos, they solve everything through love and giving each other food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not according to chimp crazy. Some people in chimp crazy that chimps are lovely creatures. In fact, maybe we'll talk about it on another episode of the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we do a deep dive about these chimps and bonobos, but they're fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Watch chimp crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna watch it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, bye, everyone.

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[Monet X Change]

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