The One Where Monét Goes To Berghain

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: The One Where Monét Goes To Berghain

Date: June 15, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Podcast: Sibling Rivalry

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Episode Overview

In this laughter-packed episode, Monét X Change shares her wild adventure at Berlin’s legendary nightclub Berghain. Bob the Drag Queen plays skeptical sidekick, hilariously interrogating every detail. As always, the duo detours through pop culture, Drag Race tea, clubbing culture, personal pet peeves, and their famously riotous friendship dynamics. Along the way, they riff on everything from DJ networks to club fashion, lines, nightlife etiquette, and who’s the “real” fat girl when it comes to waiting in line for food.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

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1. Icebreakers & Banter: Shirts, Grace Coddington, and Accidental Racism

Timestamps: 03:00 – 05:20

• Monét’s “Rainbow” Shirt: Kicks off with Monét explaining her old shirt’s print, leading Bob to joke, “You just name them after actual human people” (03:18).
• Grace Coddington & Blackface Jars Controversy: Discussion about a Vogue documentary that shows Blackface “mammy jars” in Grace Coddington’s office sparks a nuanced conversation on racism, intent, and accountability:
  • “Let me give you my stance. All white people are racist. Everyone has anti-Black sentiment in them...” – Bob (04:29)
  • “No, I don’t think it makes her overtly racist. I think she had those jars and didn’t think anything of it.” – Monét (05:04)
• Comic confusion over fashion personalities and celebrities’ names—Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Emma Watson (05:54).

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2. Friendship Teasing & Podcast Tasks

Timestamps: 05:24 – 11:00

• Food Preferences & Halal Joke: Lighthearted escalation as Bob accuses Monét of thinking she’s “better than Muslims” for not eating halal food (08:09).
• Are You Happy? Monét insists on Bob revealing whether he’s happy with his hair, Bob refuses, repeatedly shouting, “Go watch the YouTube video!” (10:08).
• Compliment Dynamics: Monét gets called out for not complimenting Bob soon enough, launching a playful analysis of their friendship quirks (12:11).

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3. The Grind of Touring & Creative Control

Timestamps: 13:07 – 15:00

• Touring with Madonna: Bob reminisces about the Madonna tour, musing on whether she’d do such a thing again—“Maybe for the right person and if I get to be a part of the creative process again” (13:36).
• Hectic Pop Star Schedules: Humor about how many shows Madonna, Beyoncé, Taylor Swift do (“Beyoncé did like 30 something…Madonna did 80 something…Taylor Swift did over 200” – 14:23).

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4. Clubbing Culture: From Berlin to New York to Vegas

Timestamps: 20:27 – 29:01

• Would Bob Go to Germany's Berghain?
  • Bob: “What about Berghain makes you think I want to go there?... Everybody’s high off their tits.” (21:00)
  • Monét: “Well, there’s a house room and a techno room…” (21:33)
• US vs. European Clubs: Comparison of legendary Berlin clubs (Berghain, Kit Kat) with New York and Vegas nightlife and why such clubs can’t exist in the US due to licensing laws (21:51).

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5. Monét’s Berghain Saga

Timestamps: 22:50 – 32:05

• The Line & The List: Describes the infamous Berghain entry system, lengthy waits, and how connections (and DJ Chris) can get people in.
• Outfit Choices: “I wore this white…cropped it into a little crop, a white thong, and white Chucks. I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.” – Monét (31:17)
• Bob’s Reluctance: “None of this speaks to me. There’s nothing about this that sounds like something I want to do.” (31:57)
• Club Rules: Inside, Berghain is more relaxed on clothing than the Kit Kat Club.

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6. Standing in Lines & “Fat Girl” Authenticity

Timestamps: 33:20 – 36:00

• Bob’s Line Philosophy: “I would rather sit down until the line dies down than stand in the shorter line...I’m actually a pretty patient person. Something about standing in a line…” (34:30, 35:17)
• Monét’s Retort: “That’s how you know you’re not a real fat girl. Honey, I’m a fat girl. I will stand in that line. I want to get food as soon as I am able to.” (34:20)

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7. Tasks, Accents, and Inside Jokes

Timestamps: 25:20 – 29:01

• The duo reveal their “podcast tasks,” with Bob performing various accents and Monét needing to wear Bob’s items.
• “My task was to wear items of yours…Your crowning gown? Yes. Pulling it off the mannequin.” (28:09)
• Banter about stealing jewelry and Bob’s favorite ring (“Can I have it?” “No.” – 28:54)

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8. The Full Berghain Night—Monét’s Wild Hookup Story

Timestamps: 29:03 – 54:56

• Getting In: Monét details navigating multiple contacts to get on the list, what it’s like at the infamous door, and finally getting inside after extensive vetting.
• The Vibe: “It’s basically a big power plant they’ve made into this club…super dope” (31:24).
• The Garden Encounter:
  • Monét meets an “alt, skinny, Black and white” bald man who immediately catches her eye (45:30).
  • Initiates a flirtation—“You’re so beautiful…Can I kiss you?”—that quickly escalates to a steamy (but awkward) hookup in the club’s backroom.
• Bob’s Demands a Twist: “Where does this go bad? …There needs to be an OD, a murder, tax evasion.” (52:30)
• Monét's Reluctance: Monét tries to keep explicit details private, but Bob drags the story out—eventually, Monét admits to getting a world-class blowjob, but being turned off when the guy got rude with her friend. Bob is unimpressed: “This cannot be this horrible story. Tell me the real thing right now…You told a story about a man who took a shit on your chest.” (53:11)
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Brings me to the back room, starts sucking the skin off my dick. Okay. I mean, one of the best blowjobs I’ve had in this century.” – Monét (49:28)
  • “I do…It’s next phase of life. I’m just gonna be…strictly aside.” – Monét, musing on her blowjob preferences (50:32)
• Friend Group Dynamics & Competition: Bob and Monét’s bickering over story details, height measurements (“You’re 5’10 and 3/4s, not 5’11!” – Bob, 46:24), and who would they hook up with among drag queens.

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9. Club Preferences & Drag Queen Hookups

Timestamps: 54:14 – 55:28

• Have either hooked up with a famous drag queen? Monét insists she hasn’t, then jokes about which ones she’d pick—“Anubis. Oh, and off camera you said Cameron Michaels…You said something about the way she beat you at the lip sync turned you on and you left with an erection.” (55:05)

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10. Studio Drama: Thermostat Wars

Timestamps: 57:58 – 64:16

• The room’s ideal temperature is a running source of debate and mischief:
  • “Taylor keeps being like, we agreed on 72, which is not true. Taylor agreed on 72.” – Bob (58:01)
  • Bob retaliates by cranking the thermostat to 90°F, resulting in everyone suffering (60:10).
  • “Can y’all agree to this: we have way more complaints at this place about it being cold than we do about it being hot.” (63:45)
  • Classic rivalry: “I would like for it to be 75 degrees.” – Bob (62:32) / “75 is—” – Monét (62:35)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Exchanges

• “All white people are racist. Everyone has anti-Black sentiment in them.” – Bob (04:29)
• “I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.” – Monét (31:17)
• “None of this speaks to me. There’s nothing about this that sounds like something I want to do.” – Bob (31:57)
• “Brings me to the back room, starts sucking the skin off my dick.” – Monét (49:28)
• “You act like this nigga’s life was about to end.” – Bob (52:55)
• “You’ve told some insane stories on this podcast!” – Bob (53:31)

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Episode Structure & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |--------------------------------------|-------------| | Opening Banter & T-shirt Chat | 03:00–05:20 | | Food Rituals & Hair Happiness | 05:24–11:00 | | Madonna Tour & Creative Work | 13:07–15:00 | | Club Culture (NY, Berlin, Vegas) | 20:27–29:01 | | Monét’s Berghain Adventure | 29:03–54:56 | | Friends’ Group Dynamics/Tasks | 25:20–29:01 | | Who’s Hooked Up With Drag Queens | 54:14–55:28 | | Thermostat Wars in the Studio | 57:58–64:16 |

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The Vibe & Takeaway

The comedic dynamic between Bob and Monét is in full force: rapid-fire shade, oversharing, and long detours into the deeply trivial. Monét’s attempt to keep a tiny bit of her Berlin night secret is gleefully bulldozed by Bob, resulting in both raunchy details and a gentle lesson in not overhyping mildly dramatic stories. In true Sibling Rivalry fashion, every wild tale or petty argument is ultimately about their unshakeable connection, making the episode both riotous and, in its own drag queen way, kind of heartwarming.

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For Listeners

If you want to experience:

• A vivid, unfiltered account of Berlin clubbing from a Drag Race legend,
• The inside baseball of impossible nightclub guestlists,
• Raw friendship and drag queen realness, tune in for the laughs, the tea, and the world-class shade!

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Transcript

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

is Bob the Drag Queen and I'm

[Monet X Change]

Monet X Change and this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, I go to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Berghain Monet x Change witnesses a murder

[Monet X Change]

and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I only told you. And then you told the world. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard. Y', all, let me say something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob will start the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

The videos are recording.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we have work to do. The sound isn't recorded. We have work to do. Bob's like, let's just stop Bobby trying to sit down and fucking whittle her dick. What? To sit down and twiddle your dick. I'm trying to work. Let's name these women on your shirt.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so Bob asked me the shirt. This shirt is a shirt I got from Rainbow. And I want to say circa 2015, I used to have this shirt. And you want to name them? This is America Ferrera Ferrara.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just name them after actual human people.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

I see what they look like. Did you know that Grace Connington was. Well, Grace Connington, who is the iconic shooter, not the edit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were you about to say Grace coding is racist?

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me explain what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's still alive, isn't she?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's not the editor in chief. What was her role?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was the lady with the red haired. Vogue.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, her role at Vogue. She's a model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Creative director at large.

[Monet X Change]

Creative director at large. And there's this iconic shot of her talking about Vogue and behind her she has like mammy jars, like blackface Aunt Jemima mammy jars. And they're like, they're like flour, salt, butter. Not butter, flour, salt, sugar, flour, sugar, water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

And it was like. And they're doing this thing and people are like, we just didn't think anything of it because of the time. And now we're like, she just had in her office these like blackface jars behind there. They are up there right on top of her head. And it was just so crazy to see. I was watching this documentary about Vogue and I was like, damn, that's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So we think she's racist.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that was giving my question. Does that make her racist? Does that to have problematic black depression.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me give you guys my stance. All white people are racist. Everyone has. Everyone has anti black sentiment in them. Everyone who is not trans is transphobic. Everyone who's not, okay, is ableist.

[Monet X Change]

Does this make her an over. Does this make her an overt racist?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, probably not. I think that you're.

[Monet X Change]

The way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the way that you. I don't think it necessarily makes her like, is she like a Klan member. Like, what's over? Where does over. Where do overt racism start?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, bro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you think it makes her overtly racist? Like, wouldn't New Yorker be like, you're being fucking racist?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't think it makes her overtly racist. I think that she had these things in her kitchen, and I think she had them. Maybe they were handed on from a grandfather or whatever. And she didn't think. She didn't think. She just didn't think anything of it. She just. Oh, these jars. So my answer is no. I don't think that makes her an overt racist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So is one of these ladies Grace Cottington?

[Monet X Change]

I was gonna say she looks like a young Gary Scottington when she was a model.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Gary Scottington.

[Monet X Change]

Grace Coddington. Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, who's Gary? Now we move on to Gary Scottington.

[Monet X Change]

Who do you.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Who do you think this is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't even know Grace was a model. You just found out 10 seconds ago.

[Monet X Change]

I knew she. Well, I knew she was in fashion. Like I was gonna say. What I was gonna say was when she first started at Vogue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's this over here? This is some British.

[Monet X Change]

This. This. This is Kennedy. This is Kennedy Warner. When you first.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

She.

[Monet X Change]

When you first met her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's the.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Who's the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emily Blunt. Emma Blunt.

[Monet X Change]

Emily Blunt.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Emma Stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emma Stone.

[Monet X Change]

You think that was like, Emma Stone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. Oh, who's the one in Deborah's Prada?

[Monet X Change]

Emily Bluntly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The British lady. The one who's like. Yeah, that was the. Yeah, yeah, Emily. Emma Stone and Emily Blunt are not related. Who is this?

[Monet X Change]

Who's. What.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Emily Stone?

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone was in the Help. The red haired girl from the Help and who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Emma Watts.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Emma Watson is Hermione Granger.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Emma Watson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she's. She's. Who is she? Not Ron. Not Hermione. No, no.

[Monet X Change]

Ron says that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Ron, you can't.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's Emily Stone. Emma.

[Monet X Change]

Emma Stone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Emma Stone, Emily Blunt. Emma Watson.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Emily smokes a blunt. Emma throws stones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Emily Watts. Somebody from Watts with her son. You ever been to Watts?

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Then Watts in California.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Watts in. So Watson School.

[Monet X Change]

There's a Watts in New Jersey, and there's a Watts in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why would I be talking about Watts, New Jersey?

[Monet X Change]

Because Walter Jersey is popular as well. It's down. It's down by the shore. Everyone. Everyone knows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think Watts, New Jersey is on par with Watts.

[Monet X Change]

And I say it's on bc. Now you're putting words in my mouth, and I don't know. I don't know what words. And I want dicks in there. Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we know. You guys met Berghain in your dress shoes with your socks on.

[Monet X Change]

That was Kit Kat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know. We know.

[Monet X Change]

I was looking at some of the comments from our video. I've driven through Compton. I have not stopped in Compton and hung out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you've been to Inglewood.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. Everyone in this room has probably been to Englewood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Going to the Kia farm is not going to Inglewood.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? So you don't get to. That's where Inglewood is. You don't get to decide.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you drove. I drove through Compton.

[Monet X Change]

No, I've gotten food in Inglewood as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You stopped at the 7 11?

[Monet X Change]

No. There's a 7 11.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those little buffalo hot dog. Those little buffalo sticks.

[Monet X Change]

You eat gas station food?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch, I've seen you eat street meat.

[Monet X Change]

What street meat have you seen me

[Bob the Drag Queen]

eat in New York City? I've been with you to eat street meat. What? We've eaten street meat together. I don't remember what exactly. The one at 54th and 3rd. Bitch, I've seen you eat shit.

[Monet X Change]

No, you look. I do not eat from halalka. I don't eat hot dogs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't eat halal food because you think you're better than Muslims?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, I know you cannot say that.

[Monet X Change]

You the one that just said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You agree to it? I put the proposition up and you agreed. Boy, I'm sure you're sure dead toots.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Tips.

[Monet X Change]

Your hair looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you happy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? Why do you have to. You don't know if you're happy or

[Monet X Change]

not about your hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think about it.

[Monet X Change]

You see it every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to ask the question. You have to restate it. I would like to give the question some thought.

[Monet X Change]

Can we have quiet on set, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like to give the question some thought. Yes. I don't want to just blur things out like you, but I think that,

[Monet X Change]

you know, if you're happy about your hair. Bob, you've been going living with this for age.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to point out. You asked me. I started answering and immediately started teasing me. I didn't even. All I said was, am I happy? And from that you are doing this notion that I'm like, I'm doing something crazy. I was like, all I said was, am I happy? You ridiculous. You don't fucking know.

[Monet X Change]

I guess. What do you have to think about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to think about a lot of things. You know, maybe one day you'll have to. I text you, you know, I connected you and Dr. Drummer last night. And then maybe in six months, you'll ask yourself, am I happy?

[Monet X Change]

And it will be a resounding yes. I'm like, yes, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I do you.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I'm not answering.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to answer the question. You know, there's a YouTube video on my page right now where I talk about my six month update and you can go watch the video.

[Monet X Change]

No. Come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then don't interrupt me.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'll interrupt you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? I'm not asking this question. I refuse to answer this question. I'm not answering. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm not answering the question. I'm not answering. Go watch the YouTube video. I will say, go watch the YouTube video.

[Monet X Change]

This is the thing that makes you so endearing. This is your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then you'll be. Then you'll be.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you'll be endeared as shit.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I swear to God, I am literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not answering.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. I'm going to shut my fat ass up. I'm going to look, I'm just going to let you answer. I'm not going to look your way. Go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I happy? I'm not answering. You're smirking. I'm not answering. Go watch the video. Go watch the video. Jay, put the link in the description or whoever uploads them. Who be uploading, you or Jay? Jay up. Jay, put the link in the description. I'm not answering this fucking question for you. I'm not answering this question. You are so ridiculous. I'm ridic. All I said was, am I happy? I haven't even gotten past that. Am I happy yet?

[Monet X Change]

That's so wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're wild. Do you think you and Rihanna are gonna be friends now?

[Monet X Change]

Now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What happened? What happened?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did another thing with Drag Race girls.

[Monet X Change]

What's she doing with Drag Race girls?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Kim was supposed to come see me in Moulin Rouge, the musical. Kim, Naomi, Chris and Lindsey were coming to see me. And then I saw Lindsay and Chris, but Kim and Naomi got invited to another Robin Rihanna Fenty thing.

[Monet X Change]

What was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what it was. I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't ask.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Robin Robin. Robin. So she and I did stop. I wanted you to know that I stopped doing the round accent on the podcast.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

I have.

[Monet X Change]

You literally just did it, like, two seconds ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But when was the last time I did it before that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said. I'm gonna stop.

[Monet X Change]

You literally did it two seconds ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it was very tempting and tasty to do so.

[Monet X Change]

Well, are you sure, Naomi?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I'm 100 sure, Monet. They were coming to see me, and I was like, why didn't they come? And then they were like. They got a. They got a round a gig.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure. I feel like they would have told me that, like, immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you're the girl, the one. You'd be upset. Has it really everything came out yet? Am I spoiling? Am I spilling the tea?

[Monet X Change]

I haven't seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see when this comes out. When does it come out, Jacob? Okay, let's. Let's hold. Let's hold off on acting crazy, because it'll probably come out soon.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hopefully. Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

You look so pretty yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

You're very welcome.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why didn't you say it when you walked in the door?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why didn't you say it when you walked in the door yesterday? I had to, like, coax it out of you.

[Monet X Change]

What is wrong with you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just asking a question. I did have to coax it out of you.

[Monet X Change]

This is typical of all the Dragoon behavior.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just answer the question.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think at some point last night. I don't know when I said. But I did say you look good yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I said, you don't want to tell me how I look? I said, you're not gonna give me a compliment. That's what I said. And you say, oh, you look really pretty.

[Monet X Change]

But I was in here. But when we were across the street

[Bob the Drag Queen]

at your other studio, you walked in the door, I was in the studio on the sidewall, and you and I were hugging, and we were talking, catching up. And then after, like, maybe three minutes, I said, you don't want to give me a compliment. That's how it happened. And then you did give me a compliment after I. Like. Like blood from a stone. But you want to tell them how pretty I looked and what I was wearing?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you're wearing that Alexis Michelle gown, which I didn't know you got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, I got it during. When I was rehearsing for Madonna.

[Monet X Change]

And then you had it for years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I've had it probably, like, three

[Monet X Change]

Years now you say now I'm like, I don't feel like her season was even that long ago. It was two All Stars ago. How is that three years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Madonna tour ended two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Two years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Two years ago you left Brazil and came back home. That was the last day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A little over two years ago. Yeah.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Would you. Would you ever do a tour like that again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe for the right person and, like, if I get to be a part of the creative process again.

[Monet X Change]

Only if you get to be part of the creative. If you're just hired as the job you did. Like. Well, I know you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

You part.

[Monet X Change]

Your job was creative, but if you only got hired to host, you have to be in the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's it for? Let's. Let's. Let's build.

[Monet X Change]

That's what's going. So let's say Kesha asked you to do. Not creative, just hosted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many cities?

[Monet X Change]

She's doing 36 cities.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How. 36. How long is the tour then?

[Monet X Change]

The tour is. Damn. That's called the girls are skunking 36 nowadays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they were Madonna, honey.

[Monet X Change]

They do 200 shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We didn't do 200. We did 83. 83 shows?

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor Swift, the one that she'd be doing like, Beyonce did like 30 something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Madonna did 80 something. And then Taylor Swift did.

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think over 200.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay. So. Okay, sorry. Cash is doing 45 over three months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three months?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so quick.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, 45 cities, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That. That's.

[Monet X Change]

That's 90 days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but, girl, these pop stars, they don't do. It's not Broadway. They're not doing eight shows a week. They're doing like three shows a week.

[Monet X Change]

No, Beyonce did. She did hers in two months. Beyonce and hers 36.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but. But. Oh, my God. This picture of Patty is crazy. And Monet was standing behind him.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That is problematic. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Patty looks like a. He put his up extra white for that, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, he has no freckles or nothing. Patrick has freckles. Mom.

[Monet X Change]

Is that his real hair? A wig?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's his real hair.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Pat Long hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

RIP Girl. Does she have a Southern accent? Not really.

[Monet X Change]

Not really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a gay accent. It's like. Anyway, girl. Yeah, Taylor has a Southern accent.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Be like, I was. I was down by the.

[Monet X Change]

You have something. You said some to us. What did he say last Night to us. I was like, you sounded so damn country. I couldn't. I don't understand what you said. You remember? It was numbers. Oh, yeah. It was like 195 or 135. What was it? What was that thing asking us last night? You asking, did you say it? I was like, I wasn't here. I don't know what it was.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Your blood pressure.

[Monet X Change]

The blood pressure number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was trying to get my. Okay, well, tell everyone I have high. Tell everyone I have high blood pressure. Tell her what? Spill.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know it was blood pressure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spill my medical history to the world. Taylor, the one that said it. Spill my medical problems. Hey, everyone. Just now. I guess tmz pick it up. I have high blood pressure.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so Barbara tried to recite these numbers, and he kept on saying it over and over and every. And I legitimately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I said was 135 over 95.

[Monet X Change]

But that's not how you said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, what is it? I said, earl, did I say 135 or 95? That's what I said. Earl, did I say 135 or 95?

[Monet X Change]

You see, you clean it up. You like you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Earlier. Earlier. Did I say. Did I say 155? 195.5. That is not how I sound.

[Monet X Change]

It was something like that. You sound like an auctioneer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, oh, did I say 135? 195 is what I said. I can't remember If I said 135 or 95 earlier. That's probably sound more like it. 135. Who did?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you believe that? Earlier, I said 135 over 95. Oh, dear.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is still considered hypertension.

Happy Pride, y'.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

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[Monet X Change]

All.

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[Monet X Change]

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[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

on APY rates, my Pay Spot Me and Travel Perks go to chime.com disclosures if we go to Germany together, would

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you spriggans the Deutsch? Oh yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Not speak Deutsch. Would you go to Berghain with me? You haven't consider you. Can you get information to consider the thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've already considered it when I heard about you dressed like somebody Nigerian uncle playing around in the Nigerian aunties clothes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that was not Bergen, that was Kit Kat club.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ever decided I did not want to go though that. What. What about Berghain makes you think I

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

want to go there?

[Monet X Change]

It's just a vibe. The energy, the people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not the vibe I want to do. Does that seem like a vibe I want to do up in there? Everybody's high off their tits.

[Monet X Change]

Who said people were high?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People were high.

[Monet X Change]

I mean some people were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have to be a high person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you don't have to be high. I, I'm. You know, I'm willing to Bet that at minimum 45 of people there were. Were on some substance.

[Monet X Change]

I'll say 40.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't want to go. This sounds exhaust. I don't. And I probably don't like the music. It's probably a lot of.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they know there's, there's, there's a house room and there's a techno room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I want.

[Monet X Change]

House is great. House.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

House is fine. I don't want to dance the house. I want radio edit. Right full song. I want to know what layer's coming next. I don't want to look like a fool when I think I'm going to be singing the lyrics that normally come but they don't come. I don't want that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's just a dope thing. And I'm like, I wonder why we can't have clubs like that in America. Because the club opens on Thursday night and they don't close until Monday morning. And sometimes people stay there literally all week. I meant something because of laws. Yeah, but New York has. Well, no, New York has a club. You know Jacob Taylor, you can't serve

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alcohol after a certain point.

[Monet X Change]

But Pacha, people serve people had to have. You said Pachas have alcohol. Maybe it was illegal then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You better spill that tea.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, everyone knows that Pachas serve alcohol. That is not a surprise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know what Pacha is.

[Monet X Change]

Really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ain't never been to Pacha.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

New York has basement, which I think is the closest thing.

[Monet X Change]

Basement?

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Yeah, basement.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vegas has clubs that don't close.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And it's open all weekend long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vegas does have that.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow. Basement, New York. Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Basement too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, shit, that's cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ain't going in that raggedy ass shack. That building about to fall down.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So I went to Berghain and it's obviously it's a legendary German club and I got there, so I was trying to. Did I tell you the story yet? I was trying to get in, but you know, you. It's like so there can be a queue that goes on for sometimes hours. People are standing on this Q bob for like five, six hours. I'm out and I can't. So when I got there, Kelly Hilton, who was a drag queen in Germany, she was a finalist in Germany's Drag Race. She got me on the list for Kit Kat Club. This was Friday night, but Kit Kat

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Club has an hour long wait line.

[Monet X Change]

They can as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

So I was like, I can put you on the list so you don't stand on the line. Got to Kit Kat Club and I met this guy named Chris who's a really popular DJ in Germany at the thing. And we were talking, he was like, oh, I can get you. I think I can get you on for Bergen.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

So I put my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, I think I'm already out.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I was like, listen, okay, here's my friend Jose sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, I don't want to go.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, here's my friend Jose's number. I was like, talk to him and let us know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jose, the little bitch who fucked up Jacob's whole run on Bottom Clock Tower. Yeah, let's wake that up.

[Monet X Change]

How do you fucking. Jacob's run? No, he called Jacob out.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No, he was the demon and I was the Scarlet Woman. And he got the bluffs. And I went to him and I was like, hey, so what are the bluffs that you got? And he said, oh, I wasn't paying attention. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I will say when you. Okay, context. It was his first time playing the game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Second time.

[Monet X Change]

Was it the second round?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

In.

[Monet X Change]

In the span of like an hour,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Just saying

[Monet X Change]

matters, y'.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Blood on the clock tower is a very easy game to understand. Like, when you first get into it, there's a lot of rules, a lot of things happening. When someone wakes you up and you're first playing it, getting to be a battle rolling, your first of time was like. Is confusing. So it's not his fault. He wasn't clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say bughain.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Something happened to this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say Berghain.

[Monet X Change]

No, Berg. Berghain. Something happens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one in Berlin is German. Like, I feel like everyone I met in Berlin is from, like, Sweden or like, France.

[Monet X Change]

I met a lot of Germans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or like England.

[Monet X Change]

I met a lot of Germans. I have met a lot of Germans, and a lot of Germans met.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met like, I met, like, four Americans.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I met. I met someone named Squirrel from Portland. And I'm not making that up.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds. That sounds about right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Squirrel from Portland.

[Monet X Change]

Spell S, P, K, R, D with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a J in there.

[Monet X Change]

J, Q, R, T, an apostrophe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your task is up and you didn't even do it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I did do my task. What was your task? Did you do yours?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What was yours asked?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know my. No, the point is to guess the task, not for me to just tell you my task.

[Monet X Change]

Well, something was up when you were carrying the purse around, so I don't believe you. Your task had something to do with your purse. Am I right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I brought my purse in here because I just want to have my phone.

[Monet X Change]

Your task had nothing to do with the purse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing to do with my purse. What?

Come.

When I say, you don't believe it, but when this white man say it, you believe it.

[Monet X Change]

Because I believe it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How come when I say anything to the purse, you don't listen to me?

[Monet X Change]

Because you want to know why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're behind Grace. Cotton be lying. Because you're behind Patty when he goes

[Monet X Change]

to Grace be lying. Your task was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll never guess it. I think yours was something to do with me. It has something to do with me.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, all task, always something to do with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and I think it was something around you not letting me tell my story about my hair.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You laughing at me trying to tell my story about my hair.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was genuinely laughing at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laughing at my face. Continue. About my private medical CPC that I have not told anyone about. I only told you. And then you told the world that I was forced to tell.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you're the one who told everyone that I was on Mudjar, remember?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That I didn't tell everyone you outed

[Monet X Change]

me to Brooklyn Heights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I, I, I did out you to Brooklyn Heights, but I thought you outed yourself to Brooklyn Heights. That's what happened. I thought you outed yourself to Brooklyn

[Monet X Change]

Heights, but I told you it was very personal. Please don't tell anyone. The first chance you got, you told Brooklyn Heights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. Brooklyn Heights. The way Brooklyn Heights told the story made it sound like y' all were talking about being on Manjaro together. That's the way Brooklyn Heights made it sound.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe you should have confirmed with me before you like, oh, yeah, what I is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she was like, she made it sound like y' all was on Brooklyn. Y' all was chatting about it. And I was like, oh, yeah, Monet told you. Work. I guess she's being out there about it now.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what's your task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't do 10 different accents.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't do 10 for sure. You did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Zealand, South Africa, Australia, New York, Southern Scottish.

[Monet X Change]

What did you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Scottish accent. I said,

[Monet X Change]

really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But again, when the white folks say, this has got to be a bit. At this point, this has. I did, I did Midwestern. I think I probably did more than 10. I cleared work. What was yours?

[Monet X Change]

You want to guess?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. Guess I was wrong.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. My task was to wear items of yours. Rakao. Rakao.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those aren't even big enough.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean they're not big enough? What do we wear?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your fucking crowning gown? Yes. Pulling off the mannequin, of course.

[Monet X Change]

Sitting there like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta be careful. That ring got stuck on my finger the other day.

[Monet X Change]

It won't get stuck on my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cuz you put it on a different finger. I can put that on the same finger.

[Monet X Change]

Give it to me.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give it to me.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor bought these bracelets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, mon, Mon was like, mon, do not try putting them on. They're not going to fit on your wrist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it was not like that. It was not like that. No, it was more like this.

[Monet X Change]

It was not that at all. We had to come for you. That's a very cute ring. What is it from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. Rob got it work.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

I like that.

[Monet X Change]

Can I have it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've been my best friend forever.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was thinking today, if you Wait,

[Monet X Change]

I'm tell you, Bergon. So, yeah, so Chris put me got all day. He's like calling people. He's like, do you know this DJ from New York, Elvis? Do you know a DJ from New York named Elvis, right? I don't know. And he was like, Elvis, like maybe you can message him. I was like, I don't know anyone named Elvis. He was like, he's a popular dj. I was like, I do not. I was like, I know a lot of DJs in New York. I don't know what he is. I was like, I do not know an Elvis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we see DJ Elvis Jacob from New York.

[Monet X Change]

So then he ended up contact this person, blah, blah blah. He ends up getting us on the, on this list. Like Elvis Duran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He think I know Elvis the Ram.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Who else?

[Monet X Change]

I was around Elvis Raymond show from Z100.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's a DJ.

[Monet X Change]

I mean he's a pop. He's a. He's a radio jockey.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

It doesn't look, there's one specific person.

[Monet X Change]

Well, anyway, so we get to. So we get to Burkina at 2:30 in the morning. We go to this go. To go to the thing. And like we talk to the, to the, to the, to the bouncer. And it's very scary because they're like, why are you here? Well, to get into the club. And then they're asking you like, who do you know? How do you know them? How did they put it in the list? Blah blah blah. Long story short, we get in and then we got there 2:30am Friday, Saturday night, Sunday morning, like 2:30am and left at 6:00 clock the next day, the next night. 14 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just did a eight hour time jump.

[Monet X Change]

You were like eight hours. No, that's 14 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were like. I was at the door and then I went home. You didn't tell.

[Monet X Change]

Oh no. So I mean you going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I hear was why are you here? And I was at bed.

[Monet X Change]

They let us in. You pay your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's us? You and you and.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, myself. Jose and then the guy, Chris and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought Jose lives in Ireland.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but he came to Berlin because he goes there. And then my friend Chris and then the DJ Chris and his friend. Oh my God, Darren.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How does DJ Elvis fit into the story?

[Monet X Change]

Because he's asked me to ask Elvis to put me on his list. Because Elvis could have put me on a list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Understood?

[Monet X Change]

You go in there, you check your stuff at the cloth. Check like. And Bergen is a Kit Kat club. You have to wear fetish gear. Bergen you can wear as much or as little as you want. So I wore this like white. I took a white feet and I cropped it into a little crop. I wore it like a white thong. And like white Chucks. I wanted to look cute, but not, like, trying too hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doesn't seem like trying too hard to you? No.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And it was fun. It was a vibe. It was dope. It's like. It's like, basically a big power plant that they've made into this, like, club. It's, like, super. It's like. It's dope. It's, like, just really cool.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So here's the thing. I'm not dressing like that.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have to. I get. You can wear as little. You can wear that.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

So the other thing about is that if you're not on the list, you can wait in line for six hours. And the doorman judges your vibe and is like, no, sorry. And you have to try again.

[Monet X Change]

Isn't that crazy? Standing in line for six hours, you get to the front, he's like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. None of this speaks to me. There's nothing about this that sounds like something I want to do.

[Monet X Change]

And then last story, there's this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then.

[Monet X Change]

So then they open up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Trying to get in, like, trying desperately to get in the club. Right now. When I go somewhere. The other day, I went to go do a show at the Comedy Store.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And for Netflix, as a joke. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For Eliza Slur. I can.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot pronounce Lisa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're thinking Lisa Traeger.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eliza Slursinger.

[Monet X Change]

Slursing her. Honor her. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I got there, and I pulled up, and I was like, hey, where did the comics park? And then the lady was like, hold on already. I was about to turn around and

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

go home,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and I said, you know what? She goes, no, no, no, let me ask. Then she went and asked. She was talking to the guy for, like, 12 seconds. And I was getting so annoyed that I was about to, like. Cause I was like, I'm not about to park on the street. This is crazy. Like, I didn't even get paid to do the fucking gig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I sure as hell ain't paying for parking.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? Maybe I didn't get paid. That's not true. I don't know if I got. Maybe I got paid. Maybe it went to my acos. I don't know. But I know that because I saw them backstage being like, what's your Venmo? To someone else. Nobody asks my Venmo. Nobody ask my motherfucking Venmo. So anyway. But that was enough. Like, when I get somewhere, and Because I have, like, three names, right?

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, Chris, and Caldwell. When I go somewhere, I Go through each name, and if you don't have those. But also Bob the Drag Queen can be difficult. They were like, first.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your last name?

[Monet X Change]

Right. I'm like, queen Drag.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when you choose Bob, I'm like, this is gonna be difficult. I don't really have a last name. My first name is. I mean, I jokingly say first name, Bob, last name the Drag Queen.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But my first name in drag is essentially Bob the Drag Queen. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, you know, I just get really. I don't like a lot of pushback when I'm trying to get into a building. I don't like what. I would rather. If I'm somewhere eating or somewhere. If there's a line, I would rather sit down until the line dies down and then stand in the shorter line.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even if it takes longer, I'd rather sit down and, like, do something than stand in line.

[Monet X Change]

That's not knowing that you're not a real fat girl. Honey, I'm a fat girl. I will stand in that line. I'm waiting because I want to get food. As soon as I am able to, I want to get food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which. My issue with lines is weird because I'm actually not an impatient. I'm actually a pretty patient person. Something about standing in a line. You know what? You know, a couple. There's a couple of things. So first of all, if you're not paying attention to the line moving in front of you and now 10ft have cleared and you and your friends are talking, I'm irritated, but I'm also aware that that doesn't actually get me there quicker. Yeah, but I'm just irritated because I know, I know, I know that won't make me get there quicker. I know it won't. It's not like the line's out the door. We're still going to get there the exact same time, same spot. You know what I mean? When I go to the airport, I. I'm not. I'm not doing this, like, if I get there, I'm. I'm going under everything thing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you're saying, like, if it's. If it's empty or I'm knocking the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

things up and going through. I'm not zigzagging through an empty thing. When I see folks zigzagging, this is madness. Or I will zigzag. What I do is I. I push my suitcase all the way through.

[Monet X Change]

I would do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I catch up to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I'm not pulling my suitcase through all those things. You know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

We talked about, we talked about this before, back in the day. Like when you have, like when you're, like when you're bigger than your assistant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been bigger than every assistant I've ever had. I know I've never had an assistant that's been bigger than me.

[Monet X Change]

So when you like bigger assistant, you feel bad being like, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You lift up the big heavy suitcases. Add Luis Kennedy. I'll tell you more in a second.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had Luis, the weakest of all three of my friends. Easily love you Luis. And Luis knows this. Okay, Kennedy, five foot two Rob, who is strong, but he's not bigger and stronger than me. So when we get to the back of the truck. Who do you think is picking? Who thinks grab a suitcase? Me or Lil Rob? Have you seen me and Rob together? Rob is the tiny little man.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Rob, be like, can you put this right? We get it back. Right? But like, can you pick that up? It's heavy.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, it's heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you grab that? But I've also. I was thinking today about Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sorry, your partner, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to scratch my thigh. And I was trying not to scratch my thigh because it's not gauche, but my thigh itches.

[Monet X Change]

This is inappropriate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My thigh was itching.

[Monet X Change]

H.R.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

taylor anyway.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

And if you want to see that, you have to join the Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob does not like hearing things. Jacob does not like hearing stuff. Jacob's a tiny little man and he don't like hearing stuff. And I was thinking about it, you know, it probably is quite heavy for Jacob. Heavier than it is for me. Right. Can I tell the story? The soda story?

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Sure.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So during. During quarantine. Would you. I was. We were. Me and Jacob were living at Zachary Tower's house and we used to walk up to the. Each of us. Like me, Zach, Taylor, Jacob, not Taylor. Taylor was not there. Me, Zach, Jacob. We just walk up to the. It's about a mile, maybe three, maybe three quarters of a mile.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you say Jake, Jacob, to the. To the CVS or the Walgreens or whatever it is.

[Monet X Change]

The Rite Aid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Rite Aid. And then Jacob was like, I'm headed to the. To the. To the drugstore.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want anything?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, can I please get a 2 liter of coke Zero? And Jacob goes, sure. And then Jacob gets back and he hands me a 16 ounce of coke Zero. And I was like, Jacob, this is crazy. This is not a 2 liter Coke Zero. I wanted a 2 liter. And he was like, it was. It was heavy. It was too heavy. I didn't feel like carrying a 2 liter soda. And in my mind I was like, it's not that much heavier. I remember, but I was down thinking to myself exponentially, it probably is much heavier. Right.

[Monet X Change]

But why did you need the two liters?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't need two liters. I wanted two liters. He didn't say, it's a drink, bitch.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Okay. When you ask somebody if you want anything from a story, like I'm writing, I'm running to cvs, I'm like, do you want like a muscle milk? Do you want like a soda? Not do you want like asking for like a two Pound brick of like a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A br.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

To carry back is a different vibe. I'm also not driving. I'm walking, and I don't have a backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did have a backpack. That's an important part of the story. He had a backpack. That is. That is. That is the most. I remember thinking, because I remember thinking out loud, girl, put it in your backpack. Because he pulled it. He pulled by 16. I saw his backpack. I was like, girl, put it in your backpack. But that's not the point. But also. Wait, is that two. Is a two liter, two pounds? No, a liter or so is not a pound.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how long. I don't know. I don't buy 2 liters because they go bad so quickly. It's just a waste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't drink liquids like I drink liquids.

[Monet X Change]

That's true. You drink very quickly, baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think a 2 liter stands a chance against me? Do you? 5 pounds, 4.4 to 4.7 pounds.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

That's a tenth of my body weight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I. So I don't even know how we got here. Oh, picking stuff up for people.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't mind picking stuff up. You know what I mean? Like, when me and Tal moved, baby, I was picking up a bunch of shit.

[Monet X Change]

When y' all moved. What do you mean? When y' all moved together? Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Not move the places. When y' all moved in together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see. Oh, okay.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Last I wanna say about Bergen, so they open up this. This garden thing the next day. So we're all in this garden thing. And then this very, very. This very beautiful man imprints on me. Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Describe him, please. He's about, but not the Monet way.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can already tell you I'm gonna

[Monet X Change]

put this man's business on the street. I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna ask how he looks. I didn't ask his name in socials and if he played soccer.

[Monet X Change]

That is how he looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't ask if he's a hockey player from Puerto Rico who lives in Boston. So just describe how he looks.

[Monet X Change]

But I don't want to put his business on the street because this is not a nice thing. I'm gonna say Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm asking how. How specific is this man? Does he have, like, a teardrop tattoo with an 84 tattooed over here?

[Monet X Change]

It's very specific how he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait, wait. Do not. I said don't. Don't move. You gotta move.

[Monet X Change]

Don't squash no bug on me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't move. Don't squash this bug on me. You scared it off. I scared it? Okay. I scared it off.

[Monet X Change]

What about this big bitch come with

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a big black purse like this?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe you scared him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't leave that here. I won't. You leave it here every time. That's not true. I have so much protein water containers.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. This is the same one I've had for like a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never left it.

[Monet X Change]

I have it up, I come and get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to waste anyway, so I'll give you like broad things. Bald. Oh, God, how?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet is bald. How specific? Unless. Okay, let me describe someone that I think would be super specific. He has a grill that is rainbow color. He's Latino. I think he's from New York. He wears braids, has a house arrest anklet on, bunch of tattoos on his.

[Monet X Change]

Tekashi, six' nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If he's not that specific. No one's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

It is that specific. Oh, ok. But I'll give it a vibe. Like alt, skinny, black and white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's mix.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's pretty specific for Germany.

[Monet X Change]

For Germany.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just narrowed it down to like three people. It's either Zaza, Beets or this guy.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, we're standing. We're standing, like, to go to the bathroom. And then he walks about to go use the urinal. And I was like, oh, my God. He's like, this guy's hot. So I leave my friends in line, I go to him and he's like peeing a urinal. I was like, you're so beautiful. He's like, thank you. You. I was like, is. I was like. I was like, can I kiss you? He's like, sure. Make out, right? Boom. So then go back into the garden. We're all hanging out. He comes by again. He's talking to someone else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, last. How tall? Maybe like my height.

[Monet X Change]

No, maybe if we're not. If we're not the same height. Maybe like he's slightly shorter than me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You seems tall.

[Monet X Change]

That I'm. Am I not tall? Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're average height.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not average height, Bob. I am 5 11. I'm not average height.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're 510 and 3 quarters. Not 511.

[Monet X Change]

Which is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't round up. You go to the. You go to the one to the bottom. You don't go to the one.

[Monet X Change]

I'm closer to 511 than 5 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but when you do your height, you go to the one down. You don't go to the one up.

[Monet X Change]

Average height in St. Lucia. I'm not St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Five, nine.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

St. Lucia's a tall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you are the average height of a Saint Lucian.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not Saint Lucia's at 5, 9, 5, 11.59.5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're. You're half an inch taller.

[Monet X Change]

An inch and a quarter taller.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're half an inch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm five, ten and three quarters. They're nine. They're five, nine and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, continue.

[Monet X Change]

And then so he comes back in the thing. He talks to this guy to hang in. And I go. I was like, yo, bitch, I'll start myself. So they're talking. I'm like, I'm coming. Like, hey, how y' all doing? We're talking. I'm part of the conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you wearing? Crop top?

[Monet X Change]

No, I had changed by this point. Cause it was the daytime. It was the garden party set up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where'd you ever change your clothes at?

[Monet X Change]

I brought your clothes with me, like in a backpack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You carrying a purse? What you carrying around?

[Monet X Change]

You checked it? I checked it at full check, but now I had on, like, just black jeans, no shirt, and black glasses. So I talked to them. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I know this guy?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here's the thing. He looked familiar to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show me the picture.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a picture of him, but he looked familiar to me. And then he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he famous?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then how do people know him?

[Monet X Change]

No, because I've definitely met this person. They travel a lot. And I met this person in the girls. I don't know he with the girls. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob just went to Berghain on his own. Jacob said, I'm going to my own Berghain.

[Monet X Change]

And so the three of us are talking outside now. We go back inside to the club inside. And then we. You know, I gotta stop telling this story. Cause it's shady.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

No, keep continuing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I can't. This is not.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

The story is halfway through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not. No, you're gonna keep talking. You're gonna keep talking.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Everyone that please leave a one star reviewer in our podcast. You are?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, y', all. If money does not tell us all right now, please leave a one star.

[Monet X Change]

This is manipulative.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not tank our to podcast. And they'll do it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't give a fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't care about the likelihood of your own podcast?

[Monet X Change]

I was reading ratings today, people. They leave us in low ratings for such stupid stuff. They get so mad at little people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like not leaving. Monet, stop changing subject. Finish your story. You go up to them and you, you're wearing your black jeans,

[Monet X Change]

the three of us going sour, dancing, blah, blah, blah. And one of the guys like, ah, like, like outside was like, better. Like it was like light and stuff. Like the vibe was better. Let's all go outside. I was like, okay, let's go outside. So we're motion to go outside. And the guy, I was the cute one. Well, they were both cute, but the guy was holding. No. So the guy, he grabs my hand, he's like, no, no, no. I was like, what? And then the guy's like, wait, are we gonna go outside? I was like. I was like, yeah, let's go. He grabs my hand, he's like, no, no, no. And I was like, why this guy being weird? So then the guy. So we're all walking, then he pulls me. He tells you the guy, he's like, we'll be.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

We'll.

[Monet X Change]

We're coming soon. We'll meet you downstairs. Okay. Brings me to the back room, starts sucking the skin off of my dick. Okay. I mean, one of the best wheel drives I've had in this century.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't see where the story goes bad. Is someone gonna die? Like, this sounds like a perfectly lovely story. What could possibly be going one day? It's like. And then we had passionate sex. He told me his life story. He held me. I trust him now he's gonna. I'm officiating his wedding.

[Monet X Change]

He's an open relationship.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love. Like, where does this go bad? So then. And then he wrote an Oscar winning play.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what happened then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We get that.

[Monet X Change]

But at this point, I was like, I was so tired, I had a lot to drink. So I was like, babe, I was like, you are killing it. Like, you are killing. I mean, this is Oscar worthy. I was like, I love this, but I'm not gonna come. And he was like. He's like. I was like, yeah. I was like, this is. I was like, this is amazing. This is next level. But I'm so. I will not ejaculate. Articulate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also don't strike me as someone who's like really, like super into getting bojobs.

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Honestly, I. I think it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't change.

[Monet X Change]

It's next phase of life. I'm just gonna be. Just strictly aside.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Finish.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, my phone's going off, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm texting you, trying to finish the plot. This, this scorsesian film is that we

[Monet X Change]

go back downstairs and then we sitting there, we're just hanging out a thing. He's like, wow, we don't suck a dick again. I was like. He's like, but this time in like the light so I can like, see. But I was like, okay, so then. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, we will. But I'm like, I know, I'm not gonna come. This is gonna be like a thing. I'd rather just like be at the thing. But he's like, no, I need to do this. So then he like, I'm talking to my friend Jose. He in mid sentence, grabs me and pulls me away to bring me somewhere else. And as we're trying to find a place where there's people everywhere so we can't really like find a thing. So he's like. So then he's trying to find all these, like, spots so he can do this inside where there's light. And I'm like, babe, there's like, people are everywhere. You can't. We can't just do this just anywhere here. So then he finds this place and we sit down and then my friend comes to talk to us and he. When I say yes, and he. No, Darren. And then he says to Darren, he's like, why are you here? Can you please. Can you please go away? We are trying to talk and we're trying to hang out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leave. And I was like, that's your German accent?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's kind of German.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

I thought you were. I thought. I thought this person was Caribbean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know what was going on here.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was Caribbean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't know what was happening there.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. That's all they have now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'd be. Why are you here? Why are you here? We are trying to. Sucking dicking. So then my friend is like, whoa.

[Monet X Change]

He was like, that's like. I was like, I'll talk to you about it later. Said he leaves. And then I was so turned off by that, I just got up and I was like, I'm done with this. You're lying. I'm dead ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That can't be the. I swear to God, that can't be the life ending story that was gonna ruin someone's reputation. Well, I just. Because he yelled at someone. Well, no, no, no, but I don't.

[Monet X Change]

The sucking dick and stuff like that feels like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This cannot be this horrible story. Tell me the real thing right now. Make something up right now. Make something up right now. There needs to be an od. A Murder, tax evasion.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? What really happened was, I don't want

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to hear somebody who did a great job sucking dick and then begged to suck your dick again and then was kind of bitchy. I don't want to hear that shit. That's not a good story. It's not a bad story, but it's not. You act like this nigga's life was about to end.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And him.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I did unstuff my dick, and then he bit it off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't have a penis anymore. It's gone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you believe that was the story? Did you think that's where it was going? That he was a little bitchy? He's gay. He sucks dick. Who cares?

[Monet X Change]

You're lying. I don't believe you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That cannot be the story. That cannot be the story you didn't want to tell. You told a story about a man who took a shit on your chest.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's different. He was. I know she wasn't gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You told me the fisting story with the dipping your hand in the pot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that was different. That was also years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This happened a week ago. Monae, you have told some insane stories on this podcast. I know you told the story about you, about all the guys coming out when you were up in drag up in the Bronx. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

They don't listen to the podcast, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this is the one he might listen to. You think people don't know he sucks dick? Is it the bitchy part or the dick sucking part part?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm so disappointed in you. I am so disappointed in you right now. I'm very disappointed in you. You suck. Did you suck any dick at the club?

[Monet X Change]

I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate when you do that.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not telling my business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just told your business.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm not telling my. I've said all I want to say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate you to do that. Did you say yes? Sure did. Real pun, too. Have you hooked up with a famous drag queen?

[Monet X Change]

No, I haven't. I've not hooked up with a single. Wait, let me not say that. I don't think I've ever hooked up with a drag queen. Have I hooked up with one that I said, I don't know. I don't think so. If you're a dragon, I've hooked up with you. Please. I don't think I have, though. I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I said, oh. And I said, who I would hook up with on the podcast. You see, I don't listen to you. Who did? I said, I'd hook up with.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

You don't remember? It was very recent episode, the one

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

about drag queens we hook up with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

Anubis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and off camera, you said Cameron Michaels.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say. No, I did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Off camera.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, off camera you said, and I would. Desperately. I think you used the word desperately.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like, to compare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did say that. Okay, well, there's nothing wrong with want to hook up with Cameron Michaels. You said something about the way she beat you at the lip sync, turned you on, and you left with an erection.

[Monet X Change]

It's a fetish I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like US bars or overseas bars?

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

What? Maybe we'll save this for another time. No, but I mean, we have maybe 10 minutes left and we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if we.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

We can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can get.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

I spent a lot of time on this sheet, so if we just focus more on this or close it out, we can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the most topics for another one Ass.

[Monet X Change]

And you have done some brilliant transitions about this podcast. That was the most ass thing you have ever done as a podcast. That was crazy. I'm offended by that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So nasty today. The other day, Kane came in here and he was like, how you feeling today? I was like, I'm in a good mood. How you feeling today? And he was like, something about. Something about me being something. I was like, I'm only in a bad mood when money comes in. And he goes, well, that's correct.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, more or less. I was like, only time it gets crazy here is. Monique is up in there. Which is. Which is a fact. And Kane Lowkey agreed.

[Monet X Change]

I said, how are you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I said, bob, you in a good fight? Yeah. Do Jacob's mic so you don't. You don't have to be on camera.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Kane. Let him have a. Kane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, this. This is, I think. Is this Kane's audio debut on the podcast?

[Monet X Change]

It might be.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been on you before.

[Monet X Change]

I asked you, bob, are you in a good mood? And you said you looked crazy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you like, yeah, I think that I look crazy. Yeah, you did.

[Monet X Change]

And then you brought Monet into it,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

which had nothing to do with. I said, I'm only in a bad mood. Monet's here. And then you said nothing. Yeah, you are fucking. You're a lying piece of Australian shit.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's hit your Australian accent and your New Zealand. Let's hear your American accent.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Sure.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye. Sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to say.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, before we Start every podcast. I come from the gym, I'm in a good mood, blah, blah, blah, blah. I walk in here and I am,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am ready to have peace.

[Monet X Change]

Bob will start a competition or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I will walk him.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, I bet you're going to do this, but you can do that. You start me on a 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say, people can attest to this. Before you come in, it is calm. That is actually true. Before you get here, we are just calm, walking around and chilling.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm calm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then you get in here. So I would, I would like to. You start with me. I would like to posit that it's probably something about our dynamic that is getting the room spicy. I would say, before we go, can you tell what happened last night? What happened last night when I was like, do you feel it?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So last night we were sitting up in the studio. Taylor has concocted this perfect temperature that he set himself that no one agreed to. That no one has agreed to. Taylor keep being like we. Taylor keeps being like, we agreed on 72, which is not true. We did not agree on 72. Taylor agreed on 72. And he keeps being like, well, since we all agree. And then it's me, Andy, wearing nine blankets, shivering. Andy's £100 soaking wet with rain boots on. Rob is over here, teeth clattering, Brand new teeth clattering. Okay, we're all over here. And then Taylor has on. And I'm not kidding you, I will say, normally it's at least two shirts. Yesterday, one time it was literally an undershirt, a T shirt over that shirt, a button up shirt, and a sweater on top of that. And I'm. That's four layers. And I'm not. That's not an exaggeration. Right now, Taylor is wearing three tops. He's wearing a jacket. He's wearing a shirt. You don't have a shirt under there?

No.

You're not wearing undershirt? No. You said you always wear undershirt. I was tired of fighting with you. Oh, thank God you're getting.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you mad about his undershirt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care if Taylor wears an undershirt, but I don't like when Taylor's wearing multiple layers being like, it's hot. Take your jacket off. Take when I, my. Here's my first defense. When it's cold in here, my first defense is go and grab my little mythic green thing. You got me? That's my first line of defense after freezing in that too. Long. We got to turn the air off. Taylor. What Taylor does is puts on an extra jacket and then goes, man, it's hot in here. Take off the scarf, take off the jacket, take off the sweater, something. Ask them what an appropriate. I agree that for me, the perfect room temperature for me, if it was me by myself and no one else in the room, 75 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

75 is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there are other people around, I will go down to 72. But I wanna be clear, we did not verbally agree on that just now. You did. No, we did not. We did not verbally agree on that. So the other day I come in, it wasn't set to 72. It wasn't set to 71. It wasn't set to 70. 69 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I will say sneaky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't tell nobody.

[Monet X Change]

We are in the Valley. So if it is like, like, if it's like, sometimes it's like 95, 100 degrees out there. So putting it at like a 70, 69, I think that's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, weird this. I don't care what you think. It's fair.

[Monet X Change]

You're talking to me about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am talking to you about it. I'm not asking your opinion. I'm asking your. For your ear.

[Monet X Change]

You're in the Valley.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's at 70. It's at 69°, which is not 72°, not 71°. And. And he knows that he was being a little slick with it. So then I was like, okay. Cause normally, normally, normally I just turn it off. Normally I just turn it off and I just go about my business. Turn it off, go about my business. I was like, I can't do this. This is he gonna learn today. So I the heat on, I turn it to 90 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

And then Taylor's walking around last night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I turn it to 90 degrees and I pull the side. I go, Monet. I go, taylor, go. I said, monet, look. So I point to the thing. I said, since you want to play games. So now we're in. We're in the room.

[Monet X Change]

They're like packing up, tidying stuff up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Taylor goes, Rob, who never says, it's hot.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Rob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, it is hot. I was so uncomfortable. Rob's like, it is kind of hot here. I look at when I say, you feel.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Feel it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You feel it, girl.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was a good one.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Also, on a side note, I was setting up the podcast here, and I looked at the thing, and it's in 90 degrees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw that you changed, and I Was like. I was like.

[Monet X Change]

I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to turn it back. I was like, you know, I was like, I bet Jacob turn it down. Cuz he set it up. And if Jacob had not been setting up, I would. I would have cooked you well also.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

N. I thought it was a mistake. Like, I thought someone had made a terrible mistake.

[Monet X Change]

A terrible mistake.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Was fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I was like. I was like, oh, I bet Jacob changed. I was like. And Jacob is the only reason it got turned down because I was like, okay. That was. I was ready to live my life.

[Monet X Change]

Too hot. All right, let's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You're in the. You're in the valley, babe. You have to keep. I think in the summers, 69. 70 is fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not asking for input, but when

[Monet X Change]

it's like normal, I think 7273 is fine.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I'm not going to agree out loud at what I think the temperature should be.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I did not. That's not an agreement. I'm just saying my opinion. That's not an agreement. We have not agreed on anything.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, why?

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Right now, let's find the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like for it to be 75 degrees.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That feels nice.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but that's. But it's for you. But you have to take everyone else into consideration. So you have to move that 75.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's not taking. People are in. No. Grab the mic if you're gonna talk. People are literally in here all the time. Like it is.

[Monet X Change]

So I do say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just you. Not just me. People are like. People are always like, my God. I am fur reasoning personally saying that

[Monet X Change]

there's a difference in what we do here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here.

People are con.

[Monet X Change]

You are sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you have to. When I say you have to consider everyone, you have to. My name is. You have to consider everyone. People are always like, how often people like, God, how do y' all keep it so cold? How often do you hear this?

[Monet X Change]

I. Yeah. And I would say maybe y' all can be in the middle. If you want 75, you want 72. I think I'll meet at 74. That's not me. That's. That. That's not. That's. That's closer to what you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is between the two, though.

[Monet X Change]

I think that you need to put up a poll and ask.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Ask people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, people who come here. I don't want to care what someone over in. What if someone's in Alaska? They think 54 is warm.

[Monet X Change]

No, but it like the inside temperature what it should be set at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I will say is this.

[Monet X Change]

Especially if you're running around doing things all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can y' all agree to this up putting? We have way more complaints at this place about it being cold than we do about it being hot.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I complain a lot about it being hot. So more people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have more people. People complaining that it's cold, then we have people complaining that's hot.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

We have more complaints than it's hot.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chime in.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not here often.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You? Yes. You were here at least twice a week minimum. Twice a week. Me cold. You cold. Andy cold. Rob cold. That is four people who are being like, it is cold.

[Monet X Change]

As Taylor hot. Jacob hot. Kane hot.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Taylor and Kane are. Are running around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kane can speak for himself. Yourself without a mic, apparently. K. Do you think it's hot or cold in here? Normally it depends. If I'm running around, I agree. Wa get up to be cool.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I'm sitting and then I not doing anything and it's cold, then yes, it's cold. But we're moving and. And. And what's his name? Well, Nate doesn't get the po us out. Nate going to ice us out? No, Nate's not involved in this one.

[Additional Guest or Crew Member]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

You can't exclude somebody who's here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nate's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

You want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're trying to get a super majority. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Hillary, does that make you Trump?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it makes me Bernie Sanders. And on that note, I do believe the podcast. Thank you for coming on my podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

All right, y'.

[Podcast Sponsor/Announcer]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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