Sibling Rivalry Podcast: "The One Where Monét Moves into a Murder House"

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: October 27, 2025

Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a wild ride through drag queen musings, moral hypotheticals, true crime tangents, philosophical debates, and plenty of classic, messy banter. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen center their conversation around the titular "murder house" hypothetical—would they move into a mansion in the hills where each of the last three owners was murdered? Along the way, they debate whether everyone has a price, discuss famous scams, jail/prison differences, aging, stand-up, drag, and, as always, push the boundaries of TMI with a hilarious and raunchy proposed sibling challenge.

Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Protein Juice & Banter (02:08–03:43)

• Monét reveals she's drinking "protein juice" Isopure rather than a usual milky shake, sometimes even using it as a vodka chaser.
• Bob and Monét’s signature energy is immediately on display, with Bob joking about Monét's drinking habits and "gum-smacking" during the episode.

Memorable exchange:

Monét: "This is watermelon lime vodka and watermelon lime protein juice. Is cunt C." (02:48)

2. Everyone Has a Price?—Ethical Dilemmas and Scam Stories (03:44–14:15)

• The hosts tackle the question: Does everyone have a price? Bob and Monét reach consensus that, for almost everything, the “right” sum exists, but there are still limits.
• Trevor Noah’s take on comedians performing in Saudi Arabia comes up, as does the U.S.'s own moral record.
• Bob recounts famous scam stories: NSYNC/Backstreet Boys (Lou Pearlman), crypto scams, and the lasting effects/easy time served compared to money gained.
• They muse about whether five or ten years in prison is "worth it" for huge sums of money.

Key Quotes:

Bob: "I would like to dive deeper into the conversation about everyone having a price ... There are a lot of things that I will not do for any amount of money." (04:43)
Monét (re: prison for money): "For $100 million, two years, max. I can't be in prison for more than a year. Prison sounds awful." (13:02)

3. Jail, Prison & Queer Experiences Inside (14:15–17:02)

• Bob and Monét get into semantics and stark differences between jail and prison, sharing anecdotes about queer friends who’ve been incarcerated.
• Discussion of "GIPs"—"Gays in prison"—and unique perspectives like musician Shia Diamond's.
• Some comic speculation about surviving prison, who runs the show inside, and how the experience differs for trans women or other identities.

Quote:

Bob: "He's one of the only few [Tokyo] who's like, yes, honey, I loved it. I'd go back. I've not heard that from anyone else." (14:13)

4. Celebrity Prison Choices & Bob’s Short Circuit Moment (16:20–18:01)

• Monét points out how some celebrities (like Diddy, Ghislaine Maxwell, Jen Shah) get to “pick” their prison.
• Hilarious confusion as Bob tries to name Elizabeth Holmes but instead blurts out "Eileen Wuornos" repeatedly.
• Monét catches the moment:

Monét: "Did you just fucking short circuit?" (17:26)
Bob: "What the fuck was that? ... I just saw a glitch in the Matrix." (17:28–17:43)
Monét: "Do you need a moment or are you good?" (17:54)

5. The "Murder House" Hypothetical (21:41–28:54)

• The episode centers on a scenario: Would you buy a mansion for cheap if the last three owners were all brutally (but unrelatedly) murdered within 10 years?
  • Monét would buy it, as long as it’s fortified: "Are you afraid of ghosts or someone breaking in? I'm not scared of ghosts." (22:11)
  • Bob is more concerned: "I'm not paying a million dollars to get murdered." (24:17)
  • Both spiral into comic theorizing about supernatural houses, lovers turning murderous, and gun ownership as defense.
  • The core query becomes: what makes Monét think she’s “special”—would she survive?
• Eventually, the conversation turns increasingly absurd, with magic cats and “Amityville Horror” references.

6. Aging, Death, and the Senior Drag Queen Life (29:33–34:35)

• The hosts unexpectedly pivot to the topic of aging and losing their fear of death.
  • Monét: "I feel like the older I get, to be honest, I'm starting to fear death a little less." (29:33)
  • Bob: "As you get older, you're like, I can't...I have to let this go." (30:43)
• They reflect on drag legends’ longevity, mentioning Joy Behar’s recent 83rd birthday and icons like RuPaul, Sherry Vine, Lady Bunny, and Jackie Beat.

7. The View, Celebrity Interviews & Journalists (39:04–42:27)

• Monét discusses her fandom of The View, critiques the hosts handling of Chris Cuomo, and explains who on the panel is a “real” journalist (Sunny).
• Bob reflects on being a guest on The View and credits from Monét.
• They dissect the backgrounds of current View hosts, their political leanings, and potential for journalistic rigor.

8. The Haunted Mansion & Ride Safety (42:40–43:54)

• Brief tangent into news about someone dying on Disney’s Haunted Mansion ride, leading to jokes about which rides are “deadly” and whether that makes them “for wimps.”

9. Sibling Suckery: The Raunchy Challenge (44:41–56:58)

• Bob and Monét concoct a (hopefully joking) porn-adjacent contest: who can give a better blowjob, adjudicated by a third party.
• They debate contest rules—metrics, time, technique, and discretion—and argue over proper form, wetness, and “deep throatery.”
• Exchange DMs as fake “testimonials” of their respective oral prowess.
• They banter about posting on OnlyFans, with Bob holding strong on not wanting to participate at any price:

Key Quotes:

Bob: "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price. This is one of the things." (47:12)
Monet: "I mean, we don't know how much we'll get from 1 of 5 million."
Bob: "Doesn’t entice me enough for that. ... I would need more than 5 million." (47:49)

10. Final Banter: Measuring Up (58:36–60:44)

• As the episode winds down, Bob and Monét comedically “measure” what they consider eight inches and compare it with a microphone for a visual.
• They wrap things up with ribbing about Instagram "likes," hiding flops, and conclude their contest speculation.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this."
  — Bob (27:53)
• "Do you need a moment or are you good?"
  — Monét (17:54)
• "There's something weird about this house. You are not different. What makes you so much different than the last three people who were murdered here?"
  — Bob (25:41)
• "As you get older, you're like, I can't keep on. I can't hold on this forever. ... At some point, I'm gonna have to give up the ghost."
  — Bob (30:42)
• "Sibling suckery is a great name."
  — Monét (56:55)
• "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price."
  — Bob (47:12)

Important Segments & Timestamps

• 02:08–03:43: Drink chat sets the tone for punchy, playful episode
• 03:44–14:15: Deep dive into "does everyone have a price?" & high-profile scam stories
• 21:41–28:54: Full murder house hypothetical and absurdist spiraling
• 29:33–34:35: Reflections on aging, drag, and outgrowing the fear of death
• 44:41–56:58: Raunchy “sibling suckery” contest segment—comic highlight
• 47:12: "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price." (Bob)

Podcast Tone & Style

• Bold, irreverent, and laden with inside jokes
• Conversational, sometimes veering into the absurd or performative
• Quick pivots between serious and silly, with pop culture and drag world references
• Plenty of shade, self-mockery, and gentle ribbing

For listeners who missed the episode: this recap captures both the wild, meandering conversations and the signature Sibling Rivalry energy—equal parts thought-provoking, camp, and chaotically queer.