The One Where Monét Moves into a Murder House

Summary

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Sibling Rivalry Podcast: "The One Where Monét Moves into a Murder House"

Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Date: October 27, 2025

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Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a wild ride through drag queen musings, moral hypotheticals, true crime tangents, philosophical debates, and plenty of classic, messy banter. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen center their conversation around the titular "murder house" hypothetical—would they move into a mansion in the hills where each of the last three owners was murdered? Along the way, they debate whether everyone has a price, discuss famous scams, jail/prison differences, aging, stand-up, drag, and, as always, push the boundaries of TMI with a hilarious and raunchy proposed sibling challenge.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Protein Juice & Banter (02:08–03:43)

• Monét reveals she's drinking "protein juice" Isopure rather than a usual milky shake, sometimes even using it as a vodka chaser.
• Bob and Monét’s signature energy is immediately on display, with Bob joking about Monét's drinking habits and "gum-smacking" during the episode.

Memorable exchange:

Monét: "This is watermelon lime vodka and watermelon lime protein juice. Is cunt C." (02:48)

2. Everyone Has a Price?—Ethical Dilemmas and Scam Stories (03:44–14:15)

• The hosts tackle the question: Does everyone have a price? Bob and Monét reach consensus that, for almost everything, the “right” sum exists, but there are still limits.
• Trevor Noah’s take on comedians performing in Saudi Arabia comes up, as does the U.S.'s own moral record.
• Bob recounts famous scam stories: NSYNC/Backstreet Boys (Lou Pearlman), crypto scams, and the lasting effects/easy time served compared to money gained.
• They muse about whether five or ten years in prison is "worth it" for huge sums of money.

Key Quotes:

Bob: "I would like to dive deeper into the conversation about everyone having a price ... There are a lot of things that I will not do for any amount of money." (04:43)
Monét (re: prison for money): "For $100 million, two years, max. I can't be in prison for more than a year. Prison sounds awful." (13:02)

3. Jail, Prison & Queer Experiences Inside (14:15–17:02)

• Bob and Monét get into semantics and stark differences between jail and prison, sharing anecdotes about queer friends who’ve been incarcerated.
• Discussion of "GIPs"—"Gays in prison"—and unique perspectives like musician Shia Diamond's.
• Some comic speculation about surviving prison, who runs the show inside, and how the experience differs for trans women or other identities.

Quote:

Bob: "He's one of the only few [Tokyo] who's like, yes, honey, I loved it. I'd go back. I've not heard that from anyone else." (14:13)

4. Celebrity Prison Choices & Bob’s Short Circuit Moment (16:20–18:01)

• Monét points out how some celebrities (like Diddy, Ghislaine Maxwell, Jen Shah) get to “pick” their prison.
• Hilarious confusion as Bob tries to name Elizabeth Holmes but instead blurts out "Eileen Wuornos" repeatedly.
• Monét catches the moment:

Monét: "Did you just fucking short circuit?" (17:26)
Bob: "What the fuck was that? ... I just saw a glitch in the Matrix." (17:28–17:43)
Monét: "Do you need a moment or are you good?" (17:54)

5. The "Murder House" Hypothetical (21:41–28:54)

• The episode centers on a scenario: Would you buy a mansion for cheap if the last three owners were all brutally (but unrelatedly) murdered within 10 years?
  • Monét would buy it, as long as it’s fortified: "Are you afraid of ghosts or someone breaking in? I'm not scared of ghosts." (22:11)
  • Bob is more concerned: "I'm not paying a million dollars to get murdered." (24:17)
  • Both spiral into comic theorizing about supernatural houses, lovers turning murderous, and gun ownership as defense.
  • The core query becomes: what makes Monét think she’s “special”—would she survive?
• Eventually, the conversation turns increasingly absurd, with magic cats and “Amityville Horror” references.

6. Aging, Death, and the Senior Drag Queen Life (29:33–34:35)

• The hosts unexpectedly pivot to the topic of aging and losing their fear of death.
  • Monét: "I feel like the older I get, to be honest, I'm starting to fear death a little less." (29:33)
  • Bob: "As you get older, you're like, I can't...I have to let this go." (30:43)
• They reflect on drag legends’ longevity, mentioning Joy Behar’s recent 83rd birthday and icons like RuPaul, Sherry Vine, Lady Bunny, and Jackie Beat.

7. The View, Celebrity Interviews & Journalists (39:04–42:27)

• Monét discusses her fandom of The View, critiques the hosts handling of Chris Cuomo, and explains who on the panel is a “real” journalist (Sunny).
• Bob reflects on being a guest on The View and credits from Monét.
• They dissect the backgrounds of current View hosts, their political leanings, and potential for journalistic rigor.

8. The Haunted Mansion & Ride Safety (42:40–43:54)

• Brief tangent into news about someone dying on Disney’s Haunted Mansion ride, leading to jokes about which rides are “deadly” and whether that makes them “for wimps.”

9. Sibling Suckery: The Raunchy Challenge (44:41–56:58)

• Bob and Monét concoct a (hopefully joking) porn-adjacent contest: who can give a better blowjob, adjudicated by a third party.
• They debate contest rules—metrics, time, technique, and discretion—and argue over proper form, wetness, and “deep throatery.”
• Exchange DMs as fake “testimonials” of their respective oral prowess.
• They banter about posting on OnlyFans, with Bob holding strong on not wanting to participate at any price:

Key Quotes:

Bob: "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price. This is one of the things." (47:12)
Monet: "I mean, we don't know how much we'll get from 1 of 5 million."
Bob: "Doesn’t entice me enough for that. ... I would need more than 5 million." (47:49)

10. Final Banter: Measuring Up (58:36–60:44)

• As the episode winds down, Bob and Monét comedically “measure” what they consider eight inches and compare it with a microphone for a visual.
• They wrap things up with ribbing about Instagram "likes," hiding flops, and conclude their contest speculation.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this."
  — Bob (27:53)
• "Do you need a moment or are you good?"
  — Monét (17:54)
• "There's something weird about this house. You are not different. What makes you so much different than the last three people who were murdered here?"
  — Bob (25:41)
• "As you get older, you're like, I can't keep on. I can't hold on this forever. ... At some point, I'm gonna have to give up the ghost."
  — Bob (30:42)
• "Sibling suckery is a great name."
  — Monét (56:55)
• "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price."
  — Bob (47:12)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• 02:08–03:43: Drink chat sets the tone for punchy, playful episode
• 03:44–14:15: Deep dive into "does everyone have a price?" & high-profile scam stories
• 21:41–28:54: Full murder house hypothetical and absurdist spiraling
• 29:33–34:35: Reflections on aging, drag, and outgrowing the fear of death
• 44:41–56:58: Raunchy “sibling suckery” contest segment—comic highlight
• 47:12: "You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price." (Bob)

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Podcast Tone & Style

• Bold, irreverent, and laden with inside jokes
• Conversational, sometimes veering into the absurd or performative
• Quick pivots between serious and silly, with pop culture and drag world references
• Plenty of shade, self-mockery, and gentle ribbing

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For listeners who missed the episode: this recap captures both the wild, meandering conversations and the signature Sibling Rivalry energy—equal parts thought-provoking, camp, and chaotically queer.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X James and this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Bob Short circuits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet moves into a murder house and.

[Monet X Change]

We find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on this. And we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Do you need a moment or you good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you drinking out of? What are you. What are you drinking out of that?

[Monet X Change]

Should I say this is my protein juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Protein juice?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, cuz I hate protein milk. This is Isopure. They make like a watermelon. I want to taste it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Isopure. I buy Isopir when I go to the gym.

[Monet X Change]

It's very good. Tastes like juice. So what's really. What's really. When I'm feeling really crazy, when I haven't get my stuff in. I use this as a chaser for drinks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll put vodka, my protein juice.

[Monet X Change]

Is that beers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not here to judge or comment on your alcohol consumption.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to take anyone's inventory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, this is.

[Monet X Change]

This is watermelon lime vodka and watermelon line protein juice. Is cunt C. I wish I contributed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To this conversation, but you work, Bob. You cannot smack this gum in a.

[Monet X Change]

Whole episode of this podcast. That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it. Is it distracting? What about listeners who like it?

[Monet X Change]

First of all, you like, oh, you look so bad. You like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are so badgy.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the listeners who like it?

[Monet X Change]

That is a very small minority.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't think they. Oh, you think minorities don't matter? I just want to be clear. Do you think minorities matter?

[Monet X Change]

I want to be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me be clear.

[Monet X Change]

He will cling to this Barack conversation. Let me be clear. I have a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I wasn't doing Barack in person. I just said it. When I say, let me be clear, this is between I want to be clear and let me be clear. When I'm saying, let me be clear, that's Barack.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think everyone has a price?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No.

[Monet X Change]

Trevor Noah had a really interesting take on the comedians doing the Saudi Arabia thing. First of all, he had a similar take to kind of what we talked about on Current Adventory, which we put out every Friday. And similar to what I was saying when we were talking about it, I was like, I know that Saudi Arabia is a bad place. They've done bad things, etc. He was like, but the us we are getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are we doing?

[Monet X Change]

We're getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what has the US Ever done?

[Monet X Change]

We're getting dangerously close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we've been friendly ever since we started. It started off friendly.

[Monet X Change]

We were getting dangerously close.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just showed up, saw some nice people here, just kind of coexisted with them.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm like, nothing crazy happened.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you know, and he. And he's like. He's asked for the comedians to do it. He's like. He's like, I'm gonna hit a judge. Anyone's pockets, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was like, but he's like, I think everyone has a price. Basically.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to dive deeper into the conversation about everyone having a prize, if you're cool with this. So I believe that people have prices for certain things, right? Let's say I really like my home. I've built my home. It is customized to me, and someone comes in and tries to offer me. Let's say I spent $300,000 on the home and $100,000 fixing it. The home is now worth $400,000. This is my dream home that I have made. Someone comes in, offers me 500,000. That 200k is not worth what I put into it. So, no, but if you offering me $10 million. $10 million, I have a price for that.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't think everyone has a price. Everyone has a prize kind of in the same ways that people will do anything for money. And there are a lot of things that I will not do for any amount of money.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's. That wasn't mine. That's not what I was trying to say. I would say more. So the house analogy is a great analogy. I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't. For my house that I put. That is now worth $400,000. Because what I put into it and what it costs, I'm not selling for 600. But if you came with $10 million, I'm selling that house. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was this video of this guy on the street being interviewed, and the guy walked up and said, for a million dollars, he goes, I would do it. Yes. Give me the money. He goes, no, I will. I don't care. Just give me the money. Give me the money. He goes, let me just ask a question. He goes, okay, ask the question. He goes, for a million dollars. He goes, yes, I will do it. Give me. Give me the million dollars.

[Monet X Change]

Kill your mother.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was. He didn't. It was. I mean, it was obviously a sketch. He didn't care. He was like, give me the money. Give me the money. He goes, I. I will. Whatever it is, I will figure it out later. Like, me and Rob were talking today about how, like, these people who do all this scamming on credit card scam.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blue collar scams, they will end up making like $40 million a year over the course of the scam, though, you can. It might be quick. It might be shorter or longer than that.

[Monet X Change]

You mean the ones that be, like, scamming older. Older folks and not even all the old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're different. Scams are different things. So, like, for example, the guy allegedly, the guy who started NSync and Backstreet Boys, the same person, and he was scamming a lot of investors into investing into NSync.

[Monet X Change]

The guy who started NSync, he's the same person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The same person pitted them against each other. They didn't know that he started both groups, allegedly. So what.

[Monet X Change]

What the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He. They.

[Monet X Change]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The back boys. But then he started creating tabloids saying they hated each other.

[Monet X Change]

Right? I remember this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he was behind the tabloids and then in the rumors. And then they find out. They both found out. Because, like, in sync. Their first four years, they got like 10,000. Their first two years, they got like $10,000 each.

[Monet X Change]

It's gonna be May. It's $10,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, all the.

[Monet X Change]

All of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The whole album, tours, TV spots. At the end of the two years, they got. Each one of them got a check for $10,000.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For NSync, allegedly.

[Monet X Change]

That there's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look it up. Jacob can do a little recon right now. Do it on the screen so we can please see if you're gonna do it. It just helps with the thing.

[Monet X Change]

That's insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I don't.

[Monet X Change]

There's no way that could be true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Allegedly, they. They all went to court in sync, and NSync and Backstreet Boys won their deal when they realized they had. They had a really bad deal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, he was scamming a lot of people. And then we were saying, in the midst of all.

[Monet X Change]

Pearlman. Lou.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what named Lou. Yeah. In. In the midst of all that stuff. Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Monet X Change]

I could have. I opened up the envelope. This is one of them talking. Oh, Lance Bass says, I open up the envelope, I see the check, and oh, my gosh, my heart sunk. Bass says, I couldn't believe the number I was looking at. The check was $10,000. And that's not ungrateful when you compare it to how many hours we have put into this group. For years, it didn't even touch minimum wage at all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, $10,000 for years.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. See this? Do you know. You know what happened to the kid who plays. Did you watch Smart Guy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Who plays the older brother? What's his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. He's Simba.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. You know about his Lion King deal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

When he did Lion King with, I think, his mom. Marcus. Marcus Henderson. Oh, my God. His name was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no.

[Monet X Change]

He played Marcus Henderson. Jason Weaver.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His. You know, he's Simba's singing voice.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's Simba's singing voice. Just can't wait to be in the lion in the original Lion King movie. I think his mom was his manager. And what happened was when he signed his deal, they gave him two options. It was like, either you can. We can pay you X amount of dollars to do the voice to blah, blah, blah, blah, or you can get money on the back end in perpetuity. And then his mom was like, you know, again, they didn't know the movie was going to be successful. Like, no one knew his mom was like, you know what I think? Or whoever his manager was, it may not be his mother. Whoever the person was, they're like, I think this might be a good deal. Let's just do it. Let's just go in perpetuity. So he could have made maybe $10 from it in perpetuity or. Or get a lump sum of a million dollars or whatever the fee was. They do it in perpetuity. Now he gets it. Now he gets paid. Like he still makes. He has made over. Like, he's like made tens of millions of dollars from. For voicing. For singing that song in that movie and choosing the second option. Getting paid forever as opposed to just getting a one lump sum payment at the beginning to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty smart, but it's a big gamble.

[Monet X Change]

What if the movie flopped?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you'll do the next one?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he was already on a tv. He's already hit TV show. He's getting royalties from that too.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean.

[Monet X Change]

No, he doesn't. He. No. He recorded Lion King 95 when he was still like a child.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know if it flop. Oh, well, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sang a couple songs and you got out with some money.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. You know, Hocus Pocus wasn't. Was. It was a failure at first. It was only later on it became successful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was. I was telling that story about. Because there was something I was telling while I was telling that story about Louis from nsync. And it was about scamming. And they were scamming these, these elderly people out of their money to invest in NSync. And he ended up doing like five years in jail. That's it. So you tell me, you tell me, would you do five years in jail for $40 million? Is it worth it?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the thing. If you do the crime and you do the time, was it worth it? If I got to scam $100,000 and I get two years in jail, I'm making 50 million a year to sit in jail. I don't think that's a bad deal. Am I crazy?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, where did 100. You scammed them out of $40 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying there are different scams. Like, for example, there's this guy who famously did a crypto. A crypto Jacob, he looks it up, too. He did a crypto scam where he broke someone's Crypto, bitcoin wallet. And him and his girlfriend were making rap videos and all this crazy stuff. And he scammed like hundreds of millions of dollars in bitcoin. And then he ended up doing a few years in prison.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, a few years. Ten years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. If Jacob's gonna look it up. I don't remember. There's too many of these things in my head that they get lost. But he did. What I'm saying is hundreds of millions, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

But I honestly, to spend a decade in jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some people do it for free, but I don't think I have, I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Think I have a year in jail in me. So, yes, you have $100 million, but at the cost of living in a federal penitentiary. Prison for 10 years, you will never get those 10 years back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I'm just asking for me.

[Monet X Change]

It would, it wouldn't be a. It wouldn't be a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this couple ended up scamming a lot of money and then they ended up going to jail. But was the crime worth the time?

[Monet X Change]

Like, what's the lady from Shannon Balenciaga, who. It was not her whole storyline. She was scamming, she scammed. Or maybe not Shannon. Well, I think was Shannon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember someone being like that.

[Monet X Change]

They scammed and she scammed for a while and she went to jail for a little bit. But I think she, she, she, she had made some coin doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you have to ask yourself, you know, is it worth it? What? How much time would you spend in jail for $10 million?

[Monet X Change]

For $10 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

$10 million a year, max. $100 million.

[Monet X Change]

For $100 million, I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, I have timed your pay times 10.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not sitting in jail for 10 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just asking because I've timed it by 10.

[Monet X Change]

Two years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're gonna do two years in federal prison?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For $100 million.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the crime's low key. Worth it to you?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. For two years, max, in prison, I can't spend more than, you know, what, a year still? I can't be in prison for more than a year. Prison sounds awful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know. You've never been to prison.

[Monet X Change]

From the stories, I don't know, but from what I've seen online and the stories I've read and things, I'm not interested in being there for more than a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, apparently I would eat, though. Would you? I don't know. Who knows? Apparently, apparently they walk and I walk all the time.

[Monet X Change]

I will eat, honey, because you Know the bottles be running the joint. So I might have a good time, talk to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's his name?

[Monet X Change]

Tokyo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tokyo. Exactly What Tokyo describing. I might like it. You know, I gotta be honest. I haven't heard a lot of people giving Tokyo's take. I've heard of a lot of gips. You know, they call them GIPs.

[Monet X Change]

What's a GIP?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gays in prison. GIPs. That's. That's. That's a real term, GIPs.

[Monet X Change]

Is it really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Gibbs. They call them gays in prison. There's a lot of people who do who have these GIP experiences. And he's one of the only few who's like, yes, honey, I loved it. I go back. I've not heard that from anyone else.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen a lot of gibs talk about this? You've seen this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I know of a lot of people who are queer. People who I know, like my uncle Steve Rob, who's never been to prison. He went to jail. He talks about it pretty openly and freely. She, a Diamond, also talks about it pretty openly and free.

[Monet X Change]

But jail and prison are different. I think jail. Prison and jail are two completely different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, but Rob's the only one who has never been to prison.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so the other people have been to prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shia diamond has a whole thing about how she spent 10 years in prison.

[Monet X Change]

10 years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

10 years.

[Monet X Change]

She was a horrible. She's also a trans woman, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Which I'm sure is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She'd be considered a gip.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm saying I'm sure that's a whole different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure.

[Monet X Change]

Experience. I'm sure Tokyo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Michael Steve was in prison.

[Monet X Change]

Was Tokyo in prison or jail? I don't even know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know Tokyo like that. But every other queer person I know who's been to prison has not walked out and been like, honey, I ate the girlies up. Apparently you have a little bit more freedom in prison than you do in jail.

[Monet X Change]

You have more freedom, a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

More freedom in prison than you do in jail.

[Monet X Change]

Because prison is a long stay. It's more long term in jail. What is the jail is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to say it's three years. So if you have. I think he can be in jail for three years.

[Monet X Change]

Is it Max?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think. I don't know. I think he can be in jail for three years.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, can you tell us for us, and if you're in. And if you're in prison for longer than three years, then I mean, if you're in jail for longer, they have to send you to a prison.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I'm gonna reiterate. I think the maximum time in prison is jail.

[Monet X Change]

Are there federal jails? Only federal prisons?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not know. I don't have the answer to any of these questions, so I don't have the answer. I mean, I can ask the GPT. She usually gives me an answer.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently, Diddy is short. This is what I understand with, like. This is what I be too. Too. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Too frivolous, up and down, easy back and forth.

[Monet X Change]

Wishy washy, left and right systems in this country. Like, Diddy. Diddy is, like, now asking. Asking the judge and choosing what prison he wants to go to. Like, like, like, like, oh, I want to do one over here. And the judge is considering it because it's like, okay, well, consider putting one close to New York so your family can visit you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, G. Maxwell got to choose that. She wanted to go to the. To the Real Housewives prison.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know? She. She is Gillian Maxwell. You know Gillian Maxwell?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's getting yoga lessons from one of the Real Housewives.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, no, no.

[Jacob]

That was the drama. Jen Shaw wouldn't let her into the yoga class.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, shit. Jen Shaw would not let Ghislaine Maxwell into her yoga class. Ghislaine Maxwell said, you can't come to my yoga class, honey, Because.

[Monet X Change]

Because Jen Shaw was teaching yoga in prison. Yeah, yeah, she was in prison, or she would do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a prisoner.

[Jacob]

Jen Shaw was. This is not maybe the best information. I'm trying to. I haven't done it. But she was on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Housewives show. She was, like, committing crimes. I think it was like, defrauding Elder or something. So she gets arrested on Housewives. She goes to prison. Ghislaine Masal goes to the same prison. Jenshaw is, like, really doing great in prison. She's thriving. She, like, leads yoga classes, but she wouldn't let Ghislaine into a group. And Jen shaw is also BFFs with the. The nose girl, Theranos, the blood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eileen Warnos. No. Eileen Warnos. Eileen Warnos. No Eileen Warnos. No Elizabeth Holmes. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Did you just fucking short circuit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck was that? What did you say in five seconds? What the fuck? I was trying to say Elizabeth Holmes. I felt like I was saying Elizabeth Holmes, but somehow I just kept saying Eileen Wuornos. But I really felt like I was saying Elizabeth Holmes.

[Monet X Change]

I just saw a glitch in the Matrix that was crazy. Like no Elaine Holmes. Elaine Holmes. No Elaine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like that was no Elizabeth Holmes. Just one drop. Isn't there a thing?

[Monet X Change]

Do you need a moment or are you good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm good.

[Monet X Change]

You need a moment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel good about my life.

[Monet X Change]

You short circuited girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel good, I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. Good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. What did it say?

[Monet X Change]

Gr.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Brutally murdered in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All unrelated, by the way. You moving in?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, two answers. Yes. Like, I don't care about, like, people are like, oh, but the spirit. I'm like, I don't care. My other reason, like, why I would be on the fence is, what about this property? Like, is it easy to break in? Like, is there some. Some fucking secret tunnel that people can get into the house? So I need to, like, refortify it and make sure my house is, like, secure. But I would move into this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for me, apparently a million dollars is a great price for a mansion in the hills, but it is not good enough for a home that the past few owners have all been brutally murdered in. So I'm going to say this to you. You need to get this home off your hands, and you're not making it farly. The price is not nearly good enough for me at a million dollars, but.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but are you afraid that, like, are you afraid of ghosts or are you afraid that someone's going to murder you? Because there's easy access.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm more concerned about being murdered than I am about ghosts. I have no concerns with ghosts, but although I will say haunted places do creep me out. I just feel. I feel. I do feel uncomfortable.

[Monet X Change]

Where have you been in a haunted place?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been a couple hotels and theaters. Oh, yeah, You've been in haunted theaters before.

[Monet X Change]

And I don't feel weird about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When somebody tells me it's been haunted, I'm like, I feel a little creeped out, but I'm not. Like, I'm not, like, I won't be alarmed. Like, I just feel a little creeped. Like a little creeped out. So I'm more concerned about who is targeting this home.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And why is like, have the last three murders been caught, Jacob?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the murders never got caught?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are the murders similar in. In fashion?

[Jacob]

Oh, sorry. I guess maybe the point is they're all unrelated murders. So I guess all the murders have been caught.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They've all been caught.

[Jacob]

They've all been caught. And so they're all separate, unrelated murders. It's just a wild coincidence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over how much time?

[Jacob]

10 years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in 10 years. So roughly every three years, there's been a murder here.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Completely unrelated.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Something's weird. Something going. Something's going on in this home. Something's going on in this home.

[Monet X Change]

It's a Ponzi scheme. The owner. The owner keeps on doing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there is a chance that they could be related. There is a small chance that it actually could be related.

[Monet X Change]

But Jacob's saying no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say there's no chance, there's no chance.

[Monet X Change]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, I need to get. You had to ask me to spend a million dollars. I want all the details. Jacob said all unrelated. Listen, if you're asking me to spend a million dollars, I want all the details. I think these are fair questions to ask. These are fair. I don't know if this is one of those movies on the. The final, the finale, we find out, haha, they were related. There's three different hitmen.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. And I would have got away with it too. And I would have got away with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There'S something wicked on this land and I'm a need a better deal than a million dollars. I'm not paying a million dollars to get murdered. You've been a million dollars to get murdered.

[Monet X Change]

I won't get murdered. We're We're. We're re fortifying everything. We're going to have good security. It's going to be good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think that.

[Monet X Change]

And I'll have my gun because, you know, I'm gonna get my gun. And what about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They have guns now.

[Monet X Change]

What? So we gonna be some guns, some gunsling hoes shooting each other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think that you are under the assumption that the house was like, broken into. Jacob, do we need to. I guess we need some information. Was it like, did they. They travel through an underground tunnel? Did they just climb the wall? Do they walk through the front door?

[Jacob]

Different. We don't know different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are you gonna do when the house itself, like. Right, so let's say one of them was killed by their lover, one of them was killed by the housekeeper, and one of them was killed by a burglar. So how are you gonna stop your lover from turning on you? The house turns your lover on you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so now this is a magical house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know it's unrelated.

[Monet X Change]

This house is haunted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It might be, it might not be. But all I'm saying is one of them was a lover, one of them was a housekeeper, and one of them was a whistlemaker. And one of them was a robber breaking in. So it could be. So, you know, that's why I'm gonna.

[Monet X Change]

Have to be protected with my gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what I'm saying is if you're in the house with your lover and they have a gun too.

[Monet X Change]

Uh, no, I have my own gun. With my own boss and they have a gun too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you both got guns. What if the house turns multiple people against you? This house is weird, Monat. This house is obviously weird. There is something weird about this house. You are not different. What makes you so much different than the last three people who were murdered here?

[Monet X Change]

Because I think the other thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also it's own. So there's multiple people have been killed in this house. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cause I think the owners didn't have guns, but I think a gun is gonna save me in this situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did the owners have guns, Jacob?

[Jacob]

We don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know. We don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

God, you have to have a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is.

[Jacob]

You're going in. Like, you can ask the real estate person. I'm the real estate thing. I'm sorry. I know the reason I have to disclose this to you. I don't know the specifics of these crimes other than the fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't know the. You can't just make things up to make it fit your narrative.

[Monet X Change]

So we don't know that we're improving. And I'm saying yes, I'm going to have my gun and I'm going to spend a million dollars on this house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But why do you think the gun is what saved your life?

[Monet X Change]

Cause in my. For me. That's why I feel safe. That's how I feel protected with my gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When did you become the 2A girl? But now everyone else has gun 1A. You're not the only. This law the 2A doesn't give you the only one that right to have a gun.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not saying. But that is how I feel safe. That's how I feel like I'll be able to protect myself. Was having my gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what's gonna happen when three robbers come in and they all have guns and you have your one little guy?

[Monet X Change]

I am a marksman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who said it? I have my. You just had Glock.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I have two Glocks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you Lara Cross?

[Monet X Change]

Laura Cross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now. So now they all have double cannons too.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Rondo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now everything I have, they have. No. One of them has an AK47. One of them has an AR. An Armalite. An Armalite rifle. Now what?

[Monet X Change]

You better know the word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now one of them has an Armalite rifle.

[Monet X Change]

Now what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about Colleen? Colleen.

[Monet X Change]

So what you don't know is Colleen is kind of like a cat tree from Calvorda. So Colleen's gonna transform.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now this world has magic. Now it's a magic house.

[Monet X Change]

I have a magic cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm begging you.

[Monet X Change]

And so I give Colleen her catnip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They have magic hats too though. Since we're all throwing around magic. They got a magic hat too. They got dog tree bigger than the cat tree. Now what?

[Monet X Change]

Gali is going to swipe and swat for me and fight for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying to convince you to not waste your money on.

[Monet X Change]

It's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's fine. It's not fine. Morning. People are dying in this house.

[Monet X Change]

I know. But I really want this. It's in a perfect location for parties and.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And for murder.

[Monet X Change]

And I oversee all of la. I love this house. I'm buying it. Will you visit and come? Hell no. Not for a game night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not ever coming to your home, bro. I'll stand by the front door. I will stand. I will come. I was standing right by the front door. Your house is creepy.

[Monet X Change]

But it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also you've been acting funny since you moved in.

[Monet X Change]

Like What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. You're being weird. You're acting weird. You're getting oddly aggressive. You just are. You're getting weird. You and Andy and Colleen and Potato are all acting. And the roaches who live there, too, they're all acting weird.

[Monet X Change]

So now it's fucking Amityville Horror.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what's up with this house. I told you not to buy this house. I begged of you not to buy this house.

[Monet X Change]

But it's perfect. And I think that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that's it's latched on to you. Everyone can see, by the way, Monat, this house is literally dilapidated and falling apart.

[Monet X Change]

You think it looks beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can see how disgusting this house is. Look at me through the wall. This house is fucked up. In Realtor.

[Monet X Change]

You knew this because he's. Because he's with us soon.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry, I was not aware of this. This wasn't disclosed to us from the previous ownership.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The house has haunted him since they were brutally murdered. The house has haunted him. And it's haunted you. It's bewitched you. And we are all wondering why you living in Gray Gardens. This is like Gray Gardens.

[Monet X Change]

And now you live here now, too. It does look nice. Don't you love this house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See this?

[Monet X Change]

Probably should have never came over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we ever get this presented. I'm not going. I've decided I'm not going. I'm superstitious now. This is creepy as shit.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it'll be fine. I think it's a few people who have died. But also, I feel like the older I get, to be honest, I'm starting to fear death a little less. How do you feel about that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure. Right? For sure. And only 35.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like. And like, when I'm 50, I'm probably gonna be like, bring it out, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure. I definitely fear death less than I used to.

[Monet X Change]

Right. I think when you're like any other twenties, when you. When you're really young, you really feel your mortality because you just experience so little of life in the grand scheme of things. But again, I'm only 15 years older, but still I talk about my stand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up a little bit. But, like, I think what it is, when you're really young, the idea of dying feels really uncomfortable because you can't fathom it. It. It's kind of like watching a movie and you see someone get cut up by a chainsaw and you're like, I could imagine that, but that would never happen to me. But I could Imagine. And I'm afraid of it because I could imagine it happening, if that makes any sense.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So when you're younger, your, your desire to cling to life is really, really strong because you want to have the life. You feel like you need to have the life. But as you get older, you're like, I can't keep on. I can't hold on this forever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally cannot hold on this forever. I'm going to have to let this go. At some point, I'm gonna have to give up the ghost. Literally give up the ghost.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And move on. And maybe it's how parents feel. Their kids get older when they see their little baby. They're like, I can't imagine my kid leaving out of here. But as you get older, you have to come to grips with the fact my child is going to move out of the house.

[Monet X Change]

But also empty nesting is a thing, too. And when parents lose kids and when I lose kids, but when kids go on to college and grow up emptying, too. And I think that is okay to grieve the thing. This person that used to live with you, that was literally dependent on you for every single thing, and now they've moved on and transition to doing that for their own family or for themselves. But you look at someone like Joy Behar, who's 8. Joy Behar turned 83 years old this week. Like, she's seen almost nine decades of like, that means she was born in what, 45, about 42. Yeah, she was born in 40, in 1942. So she experienced World War II, the Vietnam War. Like, she's experienced a lot. And like, so I think with eight. And so she, she talks about this, too. She was like, I don't, I don't, I don't get when I die, if I die tomorrow, be fine. Like, she's like, she's, I've seen so much life. Like, I'm not afraid to leave this place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosie o' Donnell said that Joy Behar, the viewpiece, like, you're just kind of negative with all the political stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Like, recently she got in trouble recently.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosie o' Donnell spoke about how Joy Behar says that she is, she's, she's just too negative with all the political stuff. They're like, can you, you just never positive about anything with the political stuff.

[Monet X Change]

But we say this is when Rosie hosted the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rosie o' Donnell just did a completely separate interview with someone else about how Joy Behar text her very recently, recently said, you are very negative about political stuff. What is that? To be positive about.

[Monet X Change]

I literally, I'm like, it's, it's all doom and gloom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, she's an old lady and she's a comedian. Old people, comedians, New Yorker. What, what, what about that? Told you she'd be a positive person. Old New York City comedian, teacher.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A liberal living in a, in a world run by country run by conservatives. What about this woman's life? Told you she'd be positive enough. Beating bubbly.

[Monet X Change]

Well, also, she, she's, also, she's, she doesn't do stand up anymore. What age do you see yourself, like, stopping stand up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has. She would stand up. I saw, I saw Joy Bay do. I mean, it was probably like maybe like seven, eight years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she doesn't stand up anymore. She's like, I'm not. What age you see yourself stop doing drag and stop doing stand up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't really given this much consideration. I'll keep doing as long as I feel good and feel like I look good doing it. And as long as I feel like I'm funny, like, even though I can't stand up, I'll still do the stand up. If I can just get to the stage and be funny, I'll still do it.

[Monet X Change]

Right. You know, what about drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if my body will allow.

[Monet X Change]

Me to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I look in the mirror and I feel, and I feel good about what I'm seeing, I will keep doing it easily. Like, I don't have, like a. I don't have a cutoff date that I'm trying to get up out of drags. I look at RuPaul. RuPaul's what, 64? Looking great, moving well.

[Monet X Change]

So she dancing her little ass off these days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think RuPaul looks good. If I, if I could do it in the way that RuPaul is doing it or even at that level, but just in a way and feel good about it, I would, I would be doing it. Sherry vine is 60. Lady Bunny 63. Jackie Beets probably close to 60, if not in her late 50s now.

[Monet X Change]

I saw it until, literally until she died, until she was 98 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I would still get up in geisha, geisha redo and put on a, Put on a little dress and pump, pump, pump it up. If I have a transition of flats for a little while, I might do it.

[Monet X Change]

You've already done it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is not true. Them scooties I heard when I broke my. When I broke my.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm just saying you were in. You know, you've already done it and you did too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't disappear and you did too.

[Monet X Change]

I never said I'd do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a whole season of the pit stop ride with you and your big ugly shoe.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say I didn't say I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not transition. Let's take a break.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Period.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

I broke my toe.

[Monet X Change]

And you were wearing what? Not flats, but you were wearing what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A heel.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of heel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hill.

[Monet X Change]

How many inches?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Doesn't matter. You said flats. I said flats.

[Monet X Change]

I said scooties. I didn't say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said flats. And you're like. You did. You already did. I was wearing a scootie. But I was. I was not wearing a flat.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you were wearing flats. It might as well be a fucking flat. It was like this big.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were wearing flats.

[Monet X Change]

Actually, that's not true. I was wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was doing.

[Monet X Change]

We're not flat, honey. I was wearing a very tall 4 inch Balenciaga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting.

[Monet X Change]

Sitting. I wasn't sitting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you got your toes hurt, what were you wearing?

[Monet X Change]

I didn't do drag. When I got my toes done. That was a pitstop. But I was still doing. Performing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You weren't in drag for the Piss off.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but do you stand up during the pistol? Those are your feet. Do you stand? They were balenciagas. And actually they were healed. Only one episode I wore those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were Crocs.

[Monet X Change]

Only one episode I wore those crocs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say balenciagas if they weren't crocs.

[Monet X Change]

They were, but again, they weren't four inch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you act like they were four inch. This.

[Monet X Change]

No, they were bigger than that. They were. They were the Willem ones. They were this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said. You try to throw Balenciaga that they.

[Monet X Change]

Weren'T crocs because they were platforms. So they're not flats. They're political platforms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what was the bottom of it?

[Monet X Change]

They're platforms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But the bottom of it was flat.

[Monet X Change]

That has a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what makes it flat, Monet. This.

[Monet X Change]

It has a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, not to mention when I. When. When I. When you used to wear your Vans and your Uggs all the time. Here's footages not to perform. Here's footages not to perform.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, Yes. I would wear them to the clubs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I might not be able to find it. But you gotta find the footage of Monet and her flats performing. Cause we know it's there.

[Monet X Change]

It win. We'll see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If we're looking at it right now, it might be there, it might not.

[Monet X Change]

When would I wear flats and perform?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, if it's there, it's only. If it's there, it's cause I found it. If it's not, it's cause I couldn't find it. Doesn't mean it didn't happen. I'll just say that. That I will say. You still watch the View every morning? I don't watch or listening to it.

[Monet X Change]

I listen to it at the gym.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to Today.

[Monet X Change]

I listened today, but it was from yesterday's episode. Oh, well, this week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh.

[Monet X Change]

So last week they had Zoron Mom Donnie on last week. Friday they had Chris Cuomo on Monday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The girls. Are the girls fighting?

[Monet X Change]

No, I just, like, sometimes I wish they would. This whole, like. And again, they're journalists and they're commentators and they're like, you know, they're doing their job and asking bunch of questions. I was a little perturbed that Joy for being a. I feel like she was a little too soft on Cuomo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell me more.

[Monet X Change]

Tell me more. Yeah, because I mean, Cuomo is. I mean, he's capitulating a little bit to the right a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And again, I get it.

[Monet X Change]

For all the people in New York City, he has a lot of name recognition because everything he carried us through Covid, we both lived in New York under him during COVID and he did a good job with that. But he's also. There were some bad things that Cuomo did do, right? Like keeping the people in nursing homes, the sexual allegations storylines in it and everything. But again, I love my ladies of the View.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you mad at Joy, not anyone else?

[Monet X Change]

Well, because. Because specifically the question Joy asked him. Oh, yeah?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did she ask? Can you tell me? Give me something if you like.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't remember. Like, she was asked, like, she was like. She was like, listen to things he did, and she was like a little softer on him. And Sunny. Sonny always comes with that. Ether. Sonny's like, well, Chris Cuomo and Sonny will like. But are any of these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, Joy Behar is 83. That is insane. She looks stunning.

[Monet X Change]

She looks incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks stunning.

[Jacob]

I put this up for Whoopi's face.

[Monet X Change]

I know Whoopi's in the allergies over it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Are any of these ladies. I don't really know much about the ladies of the View, besides Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. Are any of them actually journalists?

[Monet X Change]

Sunny was. Sunny is a federal prosecutor turned journalist turned commentator.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But did she study journalism or did she just, like, get into journalism? I don't think she said it.

[Monet X Change]

She did journalism for cnn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. But she's. But she's a career lawyer.

[Monet X Change]

She's a career lawyer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then like, kind of like. Is she like entertainment journalist or like a journalist journalist?

[Monet X Change]

I think she was a journalist journalist for like a couple years on cnn. Then she became a tv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just wonder if she's. I just wonder if she studied journalism or she like. Did she go back to school and study journalism or. I don't know. I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Alyssa on the right works for. Works for Pence and Trump.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's the one replacement and she works for them. The dark haired lady.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she worked in. In. She. She was. Can you look up her exact. I think she was Pence's assistant. So she worked in Trump's White House.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. So what's her deal there?

[Monet X Change]

But I will. She, you know, they have the other.

[Jacob]

Did I meet her press secretary for press?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. When you did the View, was she the episode. I remember. Yeah, she was. She was Trump's press secretary. But I will say of the amount of Wait. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. She was there. She was there. She was way there on the end.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Which, by the way, you were so good on the View.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's very kind. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I loved it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

I thought about tearing up a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm glad that.

[Monet X Change]

And I did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm glad you considered it.

[Monet X Change]

And I did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That you executed.

[Monet X Change]

But I will say of the Republicans that have been on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That'S how the screen just says, woman dies at the riding Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. I know you're not trying to guess.

[Monet X Change]

Look at that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But like, I don't know. I thought the Haunted Mansion was like, chill. I thought it was like a chill little thing. Like, it wasn't that big of a deal.

[Jacob]

I mean, if there's one ride to die on, it's the Haunted Mansion.

[Monet X Change]

Is that the one that goes up and down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is from ktla.

[Jacob]

It's like. It's a haunted mansion. You go in, the room goes down and then you go in and it's just like. It's like a drive through ride. Like you're in the dune buggy and there's like. It's the one with the illusion of the ghost dancing in the ballroom.

[Monet X Change]

Everybody's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never been to Disneyland or World.

[Monet X Change]

I went one time mostly like thrill rides. And Disney is a bunch of rides. Like we're gonna get in a car and drive around. I'm like, I want. I want Universal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, those rides will literally kill you.

[Monet X Change]

They're fierce. Apparently they'll kill you at Disney too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's what I'm saying. Disney, not the Universal. No, these rides will literally kill you. Disney rides will. You think they're. You think these rides are for fucking pussies, for wimps, for little sensitive nut sacks? These rides will literally end your life.

[Monet X Change]

Sensitive nutsacks. Jesus Christ. Why did we get so graphic?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like. I feel like when I think about sound like pussies versus, I feel like I, I switched to nutsack because nutsacks are more sensitive than pussies are. Are they?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't really know how.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To say a nutsack is way more sensitive than a pussy.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I've seen that video of that girl biting that girl's vagina in the fight. And I was like, I can't imagine. I was like, I was sitting there like, oh, she bit her. Like with her full teeth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like her or her labia?

[Monet X Change]

How do you know she bit her?

[Jacob]

Wait, also, wait, were they both naked? What's happening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you know her clit?

[Monet X Change]

She was wearing yoga pants. Well, this was a Reddit thing. Said under it. It was like a video of whatever. And she was wearing like very tight pants. And, you know, you could see a little moose knuckle or camel toe. And she. And when they were fighting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, went down in between her legs and the girls would go. And I probably had a girl bit her flip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, from my experiences with both ball sacks and pussies, ball sacks are way more sensitive than pussies are. But also, I mean, pussy's like the thing and then the ball sack's like, as a part of the thing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, you know. Well, you know what? You know what? When people suck dick, I think a part of the dick suck and they forget. I think people oftentimes forget to pay attention to the balls and Also are you people. No, not just the balls, but also the in between. Between the balls and the thigh, baby. If you want to get your man and give him the Ooh aha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Preach preacher. Chapter 25, verse 6 and 17. He shall humble. No. Hey, you in the shot and you put that in your mouth for the revolution and you suck the balls and.

[Monet X Change]

Then you put your tongue in the side of his balls and you lick it and you kiss it and you blow on it. He'll never forget that blowjob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We still never regret our blowjack competition. I think it's because you think you'll lose. That's not true deep down.

[Monet X Change]

No, I wouldn't do it because I was managro at the time, but we.

[Jacob]

Can do it now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's also not true because you have not been monogamous. I haven't pitched this before you even met Andy. So we've been talking really?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've been talking about the bojob competition since before you met Andy. And you have a new excuse every time.

[Monet X Change]

I mean I would do it.

[Jacob]

I don't know if it's too. But we're, we're. We're bringing back anything you can do and this would be a great one.

[Monet X Change]

That would be a great one. But also it's gonna be one of these that we have to. We have to start the sibling only fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can just show the person's face while it's happening.

[Jacob]

Oh, I was just gonna have it happen off screen and then we just come. We. It's a follow up interview.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh well, we gotta have.

[Monet X Change]

They gotta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It has to be, you know, I mean if anything they're just, just showing this man's face while we're doing the thing.

[Monet X Change]

That's vulgar. I mean we started the same around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or, or the answer is the guy just comes back and sits down and, and we, we invite him on the podcast and he talks to us about his experience.

[Monet X Change]

I think, I think we. Yes, we can do all of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or I think what has to happen too is we have to. It has to be completely non biased so he has to not be able to. Cuz what if you. What if we accidentally get a bobble head? What if we accidentally get a monation? Right. He can't even see who it is.

[Monet X Change]

Right. So I think this is when we started Cmonry onlyfans. And it's basically gonna be like you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only see him from this up and.

[Monet X Change]

Then he doesn't see us come into the room. The person gets down there, they do. We see his reaction to the whole thing and then we do a separate episode on the Patreon where we talk about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm probably not comfortable with that. Why? Because it feels a little vulgar for me. For me.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the vulgar part? Sucking someone's dick while they're on camera.

[Monet X Change]

No, you won't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They won't. I understand what you're seeing. I know what you're saying. I hear you. I don't need anything else explained. It doesn't make me comfortable.

[Monet X Change]

I know, Bob, that would be. Our only fans are below to see the video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You say everyone has a price, but that's not my price. This is one of the things.

[Jacob]

How much is the only fans description.

[Monet X Change]

For you to want to do this video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think that I'm interested. I don't think this is one of the places. I don't think I have a prize. Bob.

[Monet X Change]

What. What if we made from. Because it'll be two videos and one of you doing yours. What are me doing mine? What if. What if we make $5 million on that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On.

[Monet X Change]

On that post?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I think I will make $5 million over the course of a certain amount of time without me making. I think I can make up 5 million somewhere else. I really do.

[Monet X Change]

I. I know, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this is literally so I'm good for.

[Monet X Change]

For 10 minutes of work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm good on this one. I'm good on that one. I would need more than 5 million.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, we don't know how much we'll get from 1 of 5 million.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does it doesn't entice me enough for that. It does. I'm not. I'm not in like. I'm not like, great need for my money.

[Jacob]

5 million and the man is Michael B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you said Wiz Khalifa or Ezra Miller or.

[Jacob]

That's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think Ezra Miller's kind of hot.

[Jacob]

I thought they were canceled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not talking about how canceled they are. We're talking about how hot they are. Okay. Ezra Miller is hot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, y'. All. These are my top two. Ezra Miller and Wiz Khalifa. I'm sorry to break this news to y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

So who's your top two again? Jesse Williams. Michael B. Jordan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesse Williams. Jesse William. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. The new. The new.

[Monet X Change]

Not Henry Cavill. The new Spider Man. The new Superman. David.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Him over Henry Cavill?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The new guy. Yeah. Am I crazy here?

[Monet X Change]

Look at how he is beautiful. What Are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't say it wasn't beautiful. I said over Henry Cavill. And we're going with different vibes.

[Monet X Change]

They also look the same, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're playing the same role.

[Jacob]

One is slightly. Henry, I think is like a little bit more of a daddy type. And I think that scans for what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The what in the witcher. The witcher. I don't see any. I don't know her from the witcher. Henry Cow was very, very handsome. But yeah, my top two are definitely Ezra Miller and. And Wiz Khalifa.

[Monet X Change]

I think. I think we can work on OnlyFans thing. I think it will be. It will be also. Also not even the money, just the sibling craziness of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All sibling only fans are so messy. I just don't think that we're gonna reach. I don't think I have a price in this regard. I really don't. I really don't.

[Monet X Change]

I think it'll be so fun. So, so kind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How would the competition be set up?

[Monet X Change]

I think it has to be on separate days because you want him to, you know, and they have to be like, it'll be a two day shoot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you scared to go second?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm about to get to go second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you couldn't get it back up. Honey, I can get it back up.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, there you go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People like, woo. Finally a good one. Here you go. Thank God a good one's here.

[Monet X Change]

It has to be over two days and I think he's sitting down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We also need an official in the room.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To make sure someone's not like, hey, I'm Monet. I'm gonna give you an extra $10,000.

[Monet X Change]

We're recording it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We need an official in the room. We need someone in the room who's like, making sure that there's no cheating. No. Soak it up. Purse verse. Purse verse. Like, we need to make sure that there's someone in there.

[Monet X Change]

Willem. Willem would be a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would be a great adjudicator who is not. Who's non biased. Who is making sure that we are not vocalizing who we are.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Is there a time limit?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just the experience itself.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we asking.

[Monet X Change]

Because girls like you, y' all just. Y'. All. Y' all just want to get it over with. Honey, I enjoy myself. I take pride in my work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And I sit there and I make sure that you're having a good time. I wish I'm having a good time. This is like, this is. We're Luxuriating. I'm not. I'm not like. Let's just get it. I just want you to not know. What makes you think you're showing myself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What makes you think that's who I am?

[Monet X Change]

That's just. That's what I. That's the vibe I get from you girls that suck dick. Like how you do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even know what I do.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard of what you do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've not. Can I read you a message? I just got. This is a DM I just got the other day. This is an actual dm. I literally. This is so crazy that I can actually bring this up in this moment. Jacob, I want you. Don't say who is from. I want you to actually read this DM out loud.

[Jacob]

I don't think I truly knew what it was to have my soul sucked out through my dick until you.

[Monet X Change]

Amateur.

[Jacob]

And that's from Lindsey Graham.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are the DMs I get.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, listen again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I said before, I never lived before you. I can't believe no one knows the Kelly Clark. I'm the only one who knows the Kelly Clarkson song. And I never needed anyone to make me feel alive. But then again, I wasn't really living. I never live before you, love for my first album. Look at you.

[Monet X Change]

Come on, vibrato.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, let's hear a DM that you got.

[Monet X Change]

You see, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you know any DMs you got.

[Monet X Change]

Again, you don't need to. You don't see Jaguar and Rolls Royce. You don't need to put ads out, honey. The material, the quality of the product speaks for itself. I don't need to advertise.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not an ad. It is an ad. That was a review.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but do you see people reviewing Jaguars and shit? No, you don't have to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, they do.

[Monet X Change]

No, because they're just. Just magnifique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They certainly do.

[Monet X Change]

Magnifique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying. 1A. I have.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't. You know, you're advertising. So what are you. So what are you a Jeep wrangler? I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm advertising. That's just from a photo shoot I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Can I just say, I said it again. Are your likes on. On this?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

63,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Cuz the other day, some. Someone had their likes off. Maybe it wasn't you. Someone had their likes off. To those of you out there, I'm telling you, turn your likes back on. You cower. You turn your Likes off a lot, which is wild to me. You do it a lot.

[Jacob]

She does.

[Monet X Change]

What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just discussed this last time we went through a thing that Monet had her likes off on. I think since I called you out.

[Monet X Change]

No, if it's like, promote, like a thing like, I'm not. I don't put, like, something about that. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think since I called you out, you stopped doing it because that's not true. We've had this conversation on the podcast, and I sent a screenshot of all the things you turn your likes off. On.

[Monet X Change]

Again, if it's. If it's a promote something like that, I'm like, I will put it off on that. Yeah, there's no. But if it's like a post or a video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Turn your likes on. Put your lights on, you coward. No, put your likes on, you coward.

[Monet X Change]

Own shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just saying. Put your lights on, you coward.

[Monet X Change]

Look at your little like. I don't care. That's how I run my social media. What about yours, whore?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Put your likes on, you coward.

[Monet X Change]

Worry about yours, whore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hide my likes. Let us see you flop.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you flop all you want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show us your flop.

[Monet X Change]

You. You flop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not flopping.

[Monet X Change]

We love watching your flops. That's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let us see you flop.

[Monet X Change]

We love watching you flops. That's fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We watch yours too, okay? No, actually, we can't watch ours.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You hide your flaws, okay?

[Monet X Change]

That's what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I treat your flops. Buried in the sand.

[Monet X Change]

That's you. You do yours with your little promo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we asking this guy to give us. Are we giving him a metric by which to rate us? Or we're just like, which one was better?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it's what I think.

[Jacob]

He.

[Monet X Change]

He talks about his. He talks about his experience, what he liked, what he didn't like. And at the end. At the end, he will crown one dick sucker, the better one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we should give him a metric with what I would say vibe or not maybe vibe, because you can't really care much of vibe if there's like a. If you're like, so hidden and discreet. But I would say that, like, the deep throatness needs to be a category. The wetness.

[Monet X Change]

But some people don't like. Some people don't like a lot of wet. I met guys who they don't want. Like, they don't want to leave covered in spit. They're like, Like, I've met that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to leave covered in spit.

[Monet X Change]

No. When I get my discs, I do not want to feel like there's just a waterworks on here. I'm not into that. I don't want it to be dry. But I don't want you to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not into all of that. No, I'm one of those. But I do want it to feel nice and lubricated. But I don't want spit all the way down to my knees. I don't want all my stomach and chest to have spit on it too. Because you're just going crazy. You're like slapping your hand on my chest. That's still out for me. So I think. Yeah. So I think maybe not. I think deep throatery technique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, wetness is not from dry to wet. It's like, how did the wetness feel? This does not mean like the wetness is like dry to wet. It could be like, like, how did you. Like what? Like, for example, if the weight is too much, you might. You might grade lower. So I would say the wetness should be a factor.

[Monet X Change]

I think deep throatry. Okay. I think technique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think wetness needs to go in there because again, it's not how wet was it? It's. Was the wetness appropriate?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so we can put wetness. I think we say hand performance. Hand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Attention to detail.

[Monet X Change]

Huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the time. Time and time can go two ways. Either like, did you make me come really quick? Or like, as time went on, is it. Did it become clear that you were bored? So time is not necessarily like, it was three minutes. Time can also be like, you really. After the. The eight minute mark, you really started to. Your, your, your. The quality really went downhill.

[Monet X Change]

What was the longest you sucked dick?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe like 76 hours.

[Monet X Change]

Be for real sibling boat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've done.

[Monet X Change]

I like sibling suckery. I like the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta read the question for your answer one day. They don't know what you.

[Monet X Change]

I was literally gonna say I like sibling suckery. I think only sibling suckery is gonna be really cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Sibling suckery is a great name. I mean, the problem I probably suck dick is like, it's not necessarily. You mean like, I. I'll go back and forth just like sucking and fucking or fucking and sucking or sucking.

[Monet X Change]

Some dick sucking session. That's all you did was just suck someone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. No, for sure. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So what's the longest you've done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe like somewhere around an hour to an hour and a half maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the longest time is an hour and 20 minutes. Yeah, I mean, I noticed how long it was like, of just pure mouth to dick. Like suck it for an hour and 20 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now when I'm in meetings and one person's rambling, I turn the timer on my phone on, I'll be like, this person is rambling. Click. I mean, I need to know from personal records how long this person's been rambling. And usually I do that when it's like six, when they've already been ranting for six minutes. I'm like, I'm just gonna go ahead and physically add six minutes of this. I do this to people all the time when we're talking. I don't, I don't share it with them. Just be like, I need to know. Just, just for me to know how long is this person talking? This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

But you were doing it from the beginning. So you're just guesstimating what the beginning is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm guesstimating, but I know for a fact it was at least eight minutes.

[Monet X Change]

And you've been on the thing for someone rambling for eight minutes at one time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were there too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, you were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake. I was like, I was like, I gotta see. I was like, I got to punch the clock on this one. Cause that was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

The thing. We were having a meeting and Bobby be texting me on the side about stuff. I'm like, then I can't even focus on the meeting. Cause Bobby texting me about other shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like, this is crazy. That, that was wild. So who's going to do. Okay, how big do you want this penis to be that we're sucking on?

[Monet X Change]

I don't care. I mean, it depends on who, who the participant is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it depends on where, where you think you do your best work.

[Monet X Change]

I done my best work with a pinky. I done my best work with like a, a true nine inch deck. I, I, I, I've, I've, I've done all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we all know that the length is not what's stopping you from doing the best work. It's the girth that's stopping you. So you, so you, so you want, you want, you want, you want this?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if I have to, I'll make it work. I used to hook up with this guy in Portland who was like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not like that.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. Not the kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say, yeah, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Please be. Yeah, I think I have a picture of it. You want me to see?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, try to describe it because you say you're great at describing penises. This you now you get to prove yourself. Prove yourself. Go grab the measuring tape. Grab the measuring tape. Prove yourself. Describe it to me.

[Monet X Change]

So I think he was like, about a real life show, with your hands about a real life. Like. Like eight and a half inch dick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not eight.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's eight inches. That is. That is eight inches. Hold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold it, hold it. Let me look. Let me look. Turn it toward me. No, don't move.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I don't want to move it. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you are holding up currently.

[Monet X Change]

What is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is seven and a half inches. So close.

[Monet X Change]

So. And he was like a true. Like seven and a half, then seven and a half. I think more. We might need this later. Eight inches and thick, please.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on to it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Thick, uncut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How thick? Think of that microphone in front of you.

[Monet X Change]

I want to say Red Bull a little. No, that's smaller than the microphone. Like, my fingers would be like this when I was holding this thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's bigger than that microphone.

[Monet X Change]

Big. Like ever so slightly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This man's penis. Can you just. Can you turn that microphone around and see if you can put your mouth around the back end of it, please, real quick. So you're. So you're toothing. That's fine. So you're toothing this man's penis to.

[Monet X Change]

Smithereens, But I had technique. Do you. I mean. No, I'm not gonna get back to my little details.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want your techniques and I don't need them.

[Monet X Change]

Sorry, did I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I need to read that DM again?

[Monet X Change]

You do need them, honey. Cause if you had my teachings, they would transcend to another level.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't.

[Monet X Change]

They would transcend to another plane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't have time.

[Monet X Change]

Cause if you really suck someone's souls out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't have the DM yet.

[Monet X Change]

No, if you really suck someone's soul out. Baby, they don't exist. They've given it up. They have passed away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know where this came from. This might come from the great beyond. This is one of the people murdered in that house. And on that. No, we don't have time. Y' all join us over civil robbery on Patreon to find out what we're talking about on current eventary this year or this week. Goodbye, everyone. Sam.