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Send event invites and pin messages so no one forgets mom 60th and never miss a meme or milestone. All protected with end to end encryption. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Learn more@WhatsApp.com My name is Bob the Drag Queen and I'm Monet X change and this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, I win the footrace. Monet spoils the show. You. And we find out what made Bob say this. I love when Monet does her little lies. And we find out what made Monet say this. No, I'm not interested. Cause it's bullshit. Do you want to talk about what happened yesterday? What happened yesterday after work? What happened yesterday? Oh, the race. Yeah. Did I let you in? Mon. Wait, are we going to post it on? It's already posted. It's on our YouTube. It's already up on the Internet. Okay. So do you want to Talk about the Dr. Footage Monet? How you guys use AI? Do you want to talk about that? Your. Your exorbitant use of AI. So I want to be clear about something a lot. Are you killing little towns in America? A lot of. A lot of fans on the recent episode were clocking your See, why do you. Why. Why are you like this? A lot of fans in the recent why you like this episode were clocking your. Your. A lot of fans were clocking the. The. The website lie. Do you want to come clean about that? No, cuz it wasn't a website lie. So. So Rose wrist was lying too. Rose. No, that Rose Rose was telling the truth, you look in the camera and say you were lying. And then also a lot of the fans, a lot. A lot of the fans in the comments saying, hey, Monet, I went to your website and it was. And it was not. What's a lot? Give. Give us a number. What's a lot? Well, right now we have upwards of three, because it was three. So three is a lot of. Of our 31,000 patrons, three is a lot. Got it. That's how y' all do math over there. Bought the Dragon llc. That's how y' all do math about the Dragon llc. I would say when they. A. A lot of personal growth is when you're wrong and being like, you know what? I was wrong. And I can admit that three would be a lot. If there was a family of five, that would be a lot of people. We're. We're a small family. Three in a family of 31,000 is not a lot. Do you agree Coming in hot with your lies. Do you agree Defending your lies is crazy? Do you agree it's a lot? Because you're not engaging with the. The truth. It is hard to engage with your three a lot when you. In terms of 31,000 people. Three people who are. Yes, I would say in this perspective, three people who have seen this thing have all seen it. I've seen it. Jacob's seen it. Of the 1.2 million people that follow me on it's three different fans have seen it. 1.2. I would. Out of the. I would. I would end my career. Of the. Well, you should kill yourself out of the 500,000 for the following. Three is a lot now. Got it. This is something that they call deflecting. Got it. In the business where instead of just acknowledging with the fact that you lied about something, you're, like, deflecting to make it something else. You're literally a student of fucking Donald Trump. You have modeled your career after everything he's done. What's that thing you keep on saying that he coined? He did not call. He did not coin darvo. Darvo. That's very. Your behavior. Donald Trump did not coin the term darvo, but he uses it a lot. You use personality. See, I'm calling out darvo. No, because you do it. That's literally. That's literally. That's literally Monet. That is Darvo. Why are you raising up? That is. We go, no, you. Why are you raising up? So darvo stands for deny. I don't do that. You don't deny. Attack. You're Doing it. You literally reverse victim, offender. It's you. Your entire personality is attacking people. You literally say, I like to fight. So that's not. Yeah, but that's not Darvo. I attack people. You understand? But we're breaking it down letter by letter. And you are a defender. It's deny you are a Denier. I'm not a Denier. You're an aggressive. I am an attacker. I attack. But I don't do the reverse victim. You do reverse victim. You're doing it. You do. The fact that you can't tell that you're doing it right now is crazy. You do it is crazy. But the long story short is I won the foot race yesterday, which was honestly a glorious day for me, because when we're sitting down talking to everyone and everyone's placing their bets on who was going to win and who's going to win, there was only one person stood by my side. Only one person stood by my side. Who? Rob. Rob. Rob. I stood by her. I did not ever deny that. Oh, see? Jacob did not stand by my side. Jacob. Jacob never said I was gonna win. Wow. Jacob never. Jacob. So now you're gonna say Jacob is a liar. Jacob is a liar. Yeah. Jacob is lying. Jacob is a lie. A bold faced liar. Jacob. Jacob never said I was gonna win. Jacob's. This house is not a home. Jacob did not choose a side. But Jacob later admitted that he thought you were gonna win. Jacob. But you did lose. I did not. The point is you lost. No. Let's talk about this dynamic. I want to work on this. This is right here. Money. We're not going to deflect. I want to work on this. Money. We're not. Every time we talk about you losing, you deflect. I want to work on this. Every time we talk about you losing, you deflect. I want to find a way to heal your happy home. No, we're happy. We're. Me and Jacob are very, very happy. We have a very happy home. Even though he's a liar and he doesn't believe in you. He did just lie. Yes. And he didn't believe me. He didn't believe me. He did just lie. This is crazy. Well, Jacob never said. Jacob never thought I was gonna. Jacob never said I was gonna win. Jacob tried to be Switzerland. Like when we called out your man for cheating. I mean, I didn't see it specifically in board games. Wait, what is the thing? Well, you didn't see either. You said Nick said it. No, I have seen Andy cheat a lot of Times how? Well, he cheated at Combio. When he cheated on Combio, he cheated. I was there. Yeah. When? What did he do? We have a whole podcast about it. Go watch him. He did? Yes. The one about cheating. Oh, yeah. That just came out. And then. Well, you know what? Because y', all. Bob makes us record these episodes months in advance, I forget. This was you. You went and did the traitors. You. That had nothing to do with me. Bob was like Monet. I don't make the schedule here. I was on Monday. We gotta record at least six months in advance. Of what? The valuable. Also a lie. You are. What is your. What is your lying today? Stop touching. This is the one living plant in this office. Is it the one? It's very alive. It was a gift to me. By whom? Taylor got it for me. Taylor O'Rear? Yeah. For my. Well, I guess it was. It was a birthday sobriety, anniversary combo gift. Oh. Because June was more my birthday and my sobriety. You don't even know me. Your birthday is June 22nd. Yeah. What's the 28th? What is that? That's your sober birthday. That is not my sober birthday. 26. This is crazy. What is it, the 30th? Is that the 30th? It's tattooed on my shoulder. The blade. Your shoulder's here. The blade is back here. But it's tattooed there. And you've seen it. I've worn plenty of tank tops and leotards around you, and you don't pay attention to anything I do. When is my silver birthday? This morning. Wrong. I don't have one. When was the last time you got loose on the juice? Is the question. You said the other day you saw me drunk. I have seen you drunk several times. Okay. There's a caveat, though. You saw me drunk like, you have not seen me drunk in the past seven years. That's not what the conversation was. The conversation was. We were in the room yesterday. It was me, Patrick, Taylor. No, Tapric wasn't there. Me, Taylor and Monet in the room by ourselves. And then Monet goes, none of you. The only person who's ever seen me drunk is Patrick. And me and Taylor are both like. That is not true. You're like, you guys have never seen me drunk. And then me and Taylor are both like. That is categorically false. And then. But Taylor, I was right about Taylor. Taylor's like, girl, the other day at Pride, I was like, girl, I was not drunk. I was high. That's different. It is different. And then you. But You. You used to see me drunk back in the day in New York. I will concede at that. I know that. You don't have to tell me. I've been new. Tell them. Tell them. Look in your camera. Right in the. Camera two. Tell them. No, it's 1, 2, 3K. Is that right? They have names. I've named my cameras. This is camera one. This is camera two. And they have. And I would like yours. And they also have pronouns, and I don't get them wrong. Where are the names located? I know my own children. Do you have your names written on your children? You have to write the names of your children. My mom used to put our initials on the bottom of our feet because y' all had the same size shoe. Me and Sean, I mean, probably y' all both big N. Oh, my God. Do you want to talk about how we're matching today a little bit? Yeah, we are. We're both wearing, like, some animal print. I don't know, girl. Oh, the closet. Thank you. But, yeah. Did you. Do you and your brother have the same size shoe? No, no. Shawna's. Shawna's like a size, like, fucking, like, 8, 17, 18. That's shot. Oh, I thought you're going to do a bit. I was going to do a bit, but that sounds like a hard life to live. Not really. I think when you are. When you are. When you have big feet, like. You know what? He also is, like. He only plays, like, Jordan and things like that, so I don't think it's hard. What about when he goes to formal where Jordans at his wedding ain't married? I think he did wear Jordans at the reception, actually. But when he got married, though. No, no, no. What about when he was graduating from the police academy? He wore Jordans. He wore dress shoes. That's crazy. Oh, dress shoes. He make a listing? He probably got one pair. No, no, no, no. This Bigfoot nigga probably got at the max. He got two pairs of nice shoes. Have you ever been to the Big and Tall store? No. Okay. I am at the brink of big. But you're tall, though. I'm at the. As I always say, this. I am at the precipice of tall. I am the last height you can be where someone thinks you are not freakishly tall. And my foot is at the end of the size where, like, I can still go. I can still go to the. First of all, I just wore your shoes yesterday, and they were big on me. Do you want to get your shoes and I can Put them on, honey. We have a footage of you trying to. That was all pumps. We sneaker the shoes yet. Your dress shoes I wore yesterday. So you me like my feet worth swimming. I also have footage. Y' all can go to Taylor Or's Instagram. Monet has the shoes unzipped and open. Because it was y'. All. Bob had studio. No, no, no. I was. Had everything. I. I don't get all the heat in there. To me, Bob had. I don't control the heat over there. It was so hot in that I didn't. I don't control the heat over there. I could not get cool. It was just hot. It was sweating. You tell me if I. If I walk out of this space and go. And go. Wait, hold on. And grab a pair of shoes and I put it on my foot. And if it's all. You will be able to take that same shoe. Hold on. Out of drag shoes. Hold on. You'll be able to take that same shoe and put it on your foot out of drag shoes. Like, give me. What kind of shoe is it? Give me some information. I'll be right back. What type of shoe is it? Because. So I went on the Internet and I bought some Balenciaga. Now can you start over here talking to the mic? Say you will start talking to me. So I went on there and I bought some Balenciaga knockoffs. What I want you to do is put your foot in this shoe. Whoa, whoa. And you need to put the strap on and your foot needs. And don't destroy the shoe. Do they fit you? Yes. Let me see. What size shoe are they? Don't worry about it. Put your foot in there with the strap on. Catch the struggle. No, the strap goes behind the heel. I rest my case. Your honor. At what? Your honor? What? I say I rest my case. Put your foot in that shoe. Don't worry about my foot. Put your foot in that shoe. I can get. Put your foot in that shoe. Do it. Help me. Why am in his shoe? Putting your foot in that fucking Shamal ass shoe. This fucking Keebler elf ass shoe. This is a standard. It is not size shoe. And look at my foot. No, no, no, no, no. Calm down. Calm your nerves. Oh, but our feet are the same olive. No, they're not. Our feet are side by side. No, the camera too. The shoe is the same with the camera too. No, side by side. We can see the monae. The shoe is the leakage. The leakage at the back. That's the same Monet. Your heel is Hanging like an inch off the bottom. No, it's not an inch. Monet. Monet. That's an inch, Jacob. Yeah, I don't know how you measuring dicks, but that is an inch, baby. This is the same. We've had this conversation so many times. Did I not wear your sneakers. Your shoes yesterday? Did I not wear your dress shoes? You can't answer the question. But they were unzipped and you were limp. Because I had them unzipped because I was hot as it's hot in here right now. Can we put the AC on in this bitch? Why are you dying? I need those replaced. No, no. I need those replaced. And those are the real ones. These are the fake ones. Valencia doesn't even make white ones. These are the fake ones. Valencia doesn't even make white ones. Those are $1,500, and you will be getting a Venmo request. Valencia, they don't even make white ones. How would you know? Because I know I buy a lot of Balenciaga. But you have those, though. They don't. I would never buy those shoes. These are the knockoffs. Those are not the knockoffs. And those. I was there when you bought those. That's not true, because I wasn't there when these brought. No, no, no. I wasn't there. But I remember the whole story about how you got them and you took them to the store and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, Jacob, they don't make those white ones. Those are Balenciaga white Crocs. Those are not those. Monet. Let's go back to the discussion about your exploding feet. And they became exploding shoes. So can you, for once, before we move on to our topic, just acknowledge that I have a very cunt, dainty, small foot? You don't have a cunt date. And you have. You have a smaller foot than me. You do not have a. Wait, I have a what? A smaller foot than me one more time. No one has ever denied that I've said this many times. I have said this many times. Can you say it one more time? No, I said it twice. I'm not saying it a third time. Jay, loop it. I don't do myself in thirds. Loop it, honey. Loop it. I've listened to an old episode where I used to edit them myself. And honestly, those loops were like. So we need to get back to the looping. The looping needs to come back. It was really, really great content. Anyway, so I'm in a really good mood today because I, I. I feel really vindicated through my. My victory in the foot race. And you won this foot race. The race for whose foot can grow the biggest. You won that one, I'm gonna give you that. You ate that one up. Just like you ate my shoe up. My fifteen hundred dollar Balenciaga shoe. My cheap ass white shoe. First of all, it's. When you bought this shoe, did you think it was going to be cute? I bought it to compare it to this one, like, okay, but you didn't buy like, oh, I want to wear this nice shoe. Well, I bought it thinking myself it could end up being cute because it is essentially this shoe. It's basically the same shoe but in white. So I bought it to be like, I want to compare the two, see how they work out this shoe. But I wanted to say this too. This real Balenciaga shoe is not very well made. Yeah, I have this shoe broke immediately. I had to fix it myself. I have Balenciaga clogs and they do. They are not made very well to be very. And you know what? Because they're. The brown ones are supposed to look like wood. Sponsor. The what? They're a sponsor. Oh well, girl, your shoes suck. And then so I got the ones that was like wood but they started to peel within. Like, we can't use any of this. Oh, we can't use it. Don't, don't. Anyway, so I'm answer your question, which wasn't. Answer my assertment. I'm in a really good mood today. How are you feeling today? I'm feeling good. I signed up for my Spanish class today. I'm very excited. I'm doing a month, a semester. God bless you back in la. Should we do a quick Spanish test before we go to the to the break? 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Greeted everyone 10 and up only on Nintendo Switch 2 game and systems sold separately. So not teleprompter. I think you should bring up some Spanish phrases and see if we can. Here's the thing. I can speak Spanish. You can understand it, but I cannot understand it. No entiendo. No entiendo. But I can read it. And people who speak Spanish understand what I'm saying. But then what happened on the telephone tomorrow. Why couldn't you get that? You didn't sound Spanish. It was going too fast. It was also like hard ass words with names and numbers and places. I was able to do it, but I think. So we're gonna. Spanish proficiency. Spanish proficiency test online. Okay. Oh, Lord. Advanced. Okay. Select the sentence that correctly omits the subject pronoun. Okay, well, here's the thing. Don't. Don't get me with pro. With. Can I say, like, after, like, English school. I think the things that obviously are verbs. English verbs. You mean school verbs, adjectives, nouns, whatever. But like, when you get into, like, present participles and blah, blah, blah, my brain's like, girl, I do not remember. Do you remember learning all of that? Like, learning. Learning it. Like, could you, like, pick all those things if you had, like, pick one and I'll see if I can tell you what it is. What is a present participle? A present participle? A present participle. I don't remember. I think it's. Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Let's use some context clues. So it's something that is not past, it's not future. It's right now. And a participle is probably target participates with the present thing. So like jumping like that. Is that. No, that would be a present progressive verb. Progressive. Because progressive meaning is happening right now. So jumping pres. Is that. Is that. Is that a thing? A present progressive verb. That's not a thing. Well, Google it. What is it? What is the present progressive verb? You got Google. Type it in right here. Present participle, the form of a verb ending in. In. So thinking I was right. So you didn't know what it was. Yes. So maybe something did stick. The present. Yes, the present progressive. What you were talking about is. This is interesting. Well, what is it? Oh, it's the same thing, actually. And. Yeah, and you already shaking your head. I ate with that one. Yeah. Present progressive. Present meaning is happening now. Progressive meaning it's ongoing. I think. So like present progressive, jumping, running, skipping. And then like a gerund. It's like. I don't know. I've never heard the word a gerund. A gerund is like a verb being used as a noun. So if I would say like, you're. You're running for president was fantastic. Is that right? Yeah. A gerund is a verb being used as a noun. So I'm saying like, oh, you're running for president. Running would be a present progressive or present participle. But when I use it as a noun, you're running for president. Was. Was really well done. That's what a gerund would be. So I know some of it, but then I just try to use my. Can you look up Jaren Jacob? Oh, but yeah, I don't think I even learned what it. I don't. I don't. You had to learn. I don't remember. You know, I did not go to a regular school. Jar. Gerund is the ing form of a verb that functions as a noun in a sentence. So the gerund is what? Running. Running could be a gerund. Yes. Yeah, running. But you have to be using the verb as a noun. Yeah, I don't remember. I do not remember learning the word gerund in school. I do not remember that. I'm not saying I didn't. I do not remember that at all. But maybe. But then it came. Just like president participle just came back to you and Jaron Income. I was waiting for Jaren to arrive. But now you have it. And now it'll never leave because we have this beautiful conversation. What else is there? There's a. An adverb is a describing verb. Right. An adverb is a word used to describe a verb. So like. Like if the verb is running. Run, and she happily ran. Right. So adverbs usually end in ly. And then there's. What's a conjunction? Conjunction junction. How do you find conjunction? Conjunction. A conjunction is a word that I believe connects the. The subject and the predicate together. Or maybe it connects a sentence, like two sentences. Conjunction is. Okay, let's use our context. So it's going to be joining something. Right. So is it joining the. Is it joining the subject and the predicate, or is it. I think it's joining the subject and the. Not predicate. What's the other word people say? Not predicate is like. Let me try to use it like a conjure. Yeah, Conjunction would be like I. Well, conjugate. Well, it's not conjugate. Conjugating is when you take a conjunctive verb. Yeah, we take the verb and you make it fit the. The noun. So what is the conjunction? A conjunction is a word used to connect clauses or sentences or coordinate words in the same clause. Oh, like. But. Yep, but. And although. Right. Because. So. So I kind of ate that a little bit. It. It connects. I said connects two sentences. Or it can connect the subject to the predicate. We were both on the connecting was kind of forgot what the word is, though. Like. But apparently it connects a lot of stuff. But anyway, I do think that since you're going to be taking Spanish classes, you're going to be learning a lot of that. I know. That's so. Yeah, so. Yeah, that's. That's why I did today. So back to the thing. So back to the Spanish proficiency test. Oh, is it gone back to the Spanish proficiency test? If you put words on the screen, I can probably read them, and then maybe. I think I need some Spanish words on the screen. Okay. If you can get some Spanish words on the screen, then I can probably tell you what those words are. Okay. How would you do with that, Monet? I. I mean, I think so. I mean, I think we should do sentences, not just words. Okay. A Spanish sentence. Give Jake maybe like, Spanish proficiency sentences. I don't know. What, What. How many years of Spanish did you take? I did three years in middle school, and then I did two years in high school, so a total of five. But also, would you agree living in New York City, you just. You get a lot of Spanish? Yeah, I mean, I lived in a Spanish speaking neighborhood. I lived in the Heights. Yeah. But I was not interacting with any of those. With my neighbors. I've never lived in a neighborhood where I interact with. That was good. Jacob, why'd you go? I've never. Have you ever lived in a neighborhood you actually interact with your neighbors? Well, I mean, you probably as an adult. I don't hang out in my neighborhood. Like, right now, I don't have any friends in my neighborhood. I live in Hollywood. I don't have any friends in my immediate. I mean, there is a guy in my building that I talk. I talked to a few people in my building. Yeah. With a fucking dog. Yeah. Ladies, owners. And I talked to this old couple who lives next door. I went and gave them my phone numbers. I mean, I think your neighbors have your phone number. Yeah, your neighbors should have your phone number just in case there's an emergency at your home or in your neighborhood or something happens. One of my neighbors fell and they needed some help. And then I got a text on Instagram from the guy who has a dog and was like, oh, my God, the neighbors fell. Can you go help them? I'm out of town. Where the fuck was he? I was out of town too. Oh. But I was like, oh, my God. My neighbors, they were like this. Like this old couple. And I was like, oh, I need to go help this guy. He fell. Then I went over and I was like, I should give you guys my phone. You guys should have my. You can call in case you ever need something. They should dox you. What if they dox you enough for that? I don't think they have a big social media presence. Maybe. But. Maybe they do. But they. Okay, Sophie. Oh, Okay. I need moments to prepare this. Okay, Got it. It's hard to find one online. Got it. No worries. But I would say if you just look up just some. Some span. Like a blog in Spanish or a blog in just some Spanish sentences. Okay. I think the goal is to try to. Try to translate that sentence itself. But long story short, like, what interacts do you have with your neighbors? Do you. Do you have your Lent them a cup of sugar? No, but we talk often. Like, you remember when that guy broke into my. Into my drag garage when I first moved? Wasn't he gay? I don't know. He looked gay in the video. Why did he look gay? He looked like. He looked gay. He looked like. He was like. No, he did not get that at all. So you should post the videos. You have so many videos of your. Of your drag garage. Already? Yeah. You vlog. You, you, you. You. You can remind me. I'll send it. I'll send it to the media group. Hello, my name is Daniel, and my. In. My passion is. Is photography. It's photography. One time while. I don't know, something to capture. Once I capture. No, once I was. I was capturing myself in the lake. In the lake? Yeah. What's the lake? Lago. Mar a Lago. You wouldn't. You would. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't. The upright at Mar a Lago. Ooh, my friend Trump Lake. You would tell his rangers free associated. You're the New Yorker. That's your. Went to Mar a Lago. That's. That's your neighbor. A beautiful something. Wait, where you at? Wait. I kept a reflection on the lake and I don't know. I thought. I thought they said. I thought they said. Lindo a ready. Lindo means ready. Improvisaro. Beautiful listo. So a beautiful decision to be my model. Oh. Decided to be my model, like, on the spot. Like a beautiful fish. What was it? A beautiful. What? What's a patho Pato? That's like. That's like. Like a dude. Like a guy? No, that's Paco. I know what it is. Do you want me to tell you? What? Yeah. What is it? It's a duck. A beautiful duck. So, like. So, like, when. Because some Spanish people say, like, to greet each other, they were like, hey, pato. Paco. No, they say pato. They call each other ducks. Maybe it's like a. I don't know, like a turn of phrase. Spanish people do that in Spain? Yes, I've heard Spanish people do it. I've heard Puerto Ricans do it. I've heard. I think it's a cross. I got more. I got into an argument. I mean, I also. Apparently it's also slaying for, like, a gay man because, like, you walk like a duck. See, I got into an argument once with Zway on her show. They didn't air it. What was the argument? I told her that Spanish people are Hispanic. And then her whole crew was like, no, they're not. And I was like, they are. Spanish from Spain are Hispanic. And she was like, people from Spain are not Hispanic. And then they were. What did they say they were? I don't know what they said. They came. They're not Hispanic. I was like, no, they are. And I was like, well, Hispanic just means you're from a country where they speak Spanish. That's all Hispanic means. Hispanic means whatever you're describing as Hispanic. Their language of origin is Hispanic. Or their national language is. I mean, is Spanish. And they kept being like, no, Spanish people are not Hispanic. But you can't say, I'm not giving it. Like, what then? What are they? I don't know what they. They're Hispanic. What were they saying? They were. They're not Hispanic. They didn't give an alternative. They were just saying. All they were saying was, they're not Hispanic. And I was like, they are Hispanic. Anyway. But they didn't air that. Cause then everyone was like, you're right. You're right. Z way. And then I couldn't Google that. My phone. And then someone was Googling it and said, she was right. And then I left and Googled. I was like, y' all are crazy. That's crazy. Anyway, okay, A duck decided to be a beautiful duck. Decided to be my model. I don't know. Say acer comotoro. Unprofessional. Professional. Wait, so wait, with. With not attitude. Maybe it is attitude. Maybe the duck had, like, some little sass. Attitude is not attitude, though. I. Poso. I think poso is from pasar. So poso is some type of conjugate of. Of pasar. What the is. Pasar means to pass. So the duck was passing by. Como is like, With. No. Yeah. Con is como is how? How? Oh, like, like, oh, this duck is a professional. And toto is like, all. Yeah. Oh, all these ducks are professional. Professional. Can you read out the full sentence? Just so people. The sentence is say. Say acero nadando con actitude y posto como toro un professional inesperado y tierno que mi mori de la riza. Mori de la riza. Yeah. I don't. I don't know what the fuck this is. It's about a duck. The duck is a model. The lake. There's a photographer. His passion is photography. And the duck. He gagged at how the duck was. And the duck did something conti. Yeah, the duck got all cunty on their asses. I was trying to capture the reflection of a lake at sunset when a cute duck decided to be my impromptu model. Okay? He swam up with attitude and posed like a pro. What was attitude? It was so unexpected and cute that I died laughing. Okay, so we were. You see, but here's the thing. If someone was. Okay, if. If a Mexican was speaking this to me, I would be like. I would be 30 there. Oh. I would be like, can you slow down and let me. Let me process everything? If a Dominican spoke this sentence to me, I would have whiplash. Bopi girl. I'll be like, girl, you have. When Dominican people speak Spanish to me, I just cannot. It's too fast. So when I was in Mexico, I was. When I was in Mexico, one of the ladies, Guadalupe, would not speak English to me, but she would not speak. She didn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish. This is when you were with Madonna? No. Oh, it's another God. I know where it got it. And then. But she would talk to me as if I knew what she was saying and I was just not. I don't know what I was agreeing to. I might have given this woman half my. Half my. I don't know what I was. I probably thought I was gonna do something crazy. I'm just not. And she would. She would like sit down and just talk to me in Spanish for a, like, for a very long time. Like, we'd be there for like 20, 30 minutes and she's just talking. And what are you doing in this time? Nodding like, yeah, see, See, honey, See, Miss Mama not knowing what the fuck is going on. But she. I think that Guadalupe just wanted someone to listen to her. How old is Guadalupe? Guadalupe might have been in her 60s or maybe a really good 70 something. Like a really healthy 70 something. And Guadalupe would just sit there and she would just. She wasn't even doing. She wasn't. It wasn't. She wasn't. She wasn't making stuff. She wasn't. She wasn't typing. She was just looking at me and just, just talking, just nodding. 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What we be at the diner and then the waiter would come up and then they wouldn't understand what you were saying. And then you would say it again in the exact same way that you said it. You would hunt in the Bronx used to both do this. He's driving me crazy. Like the way to come. And you'd be like can I get some ketchup? And they'd be like excuse me? You go can I get some ketchup? Then they'd be like I'm sorry, you go can I get some ketchup? Well, what's typically going on? And that's especially at the diner. It would be like y', all. It would be like fucking 12 drunk, sober, whatever. Faggots at this bar, screaming. But you've never been drunk. What? But I never seen you drunk. I didn't say I was a drunk one. You were. Continue. Anyways. And then so oftentimes it wasn't that they couldn't understand what I was saying, it would just be too loud. So sometimes when you look at someone in the eyes or ask me a question. Ask me a question. I'm walking up to you. How's everything? Everything's good. I'm sorry. Everything's good. That's not what you did. It is what I would do. Y' all would do this. Now. I'm gonna do whatever brush you do. You ready? Ask me how everything's going. How's everything going? I need some water. How's everything going? I need some water. That's not. I would look at the person in the eye, but I would always say, this is what I. If some of you can't hear someone, I'd do two options. One is say it louder, say it slower, or just reframe this in three hours. Or reframe this in it. So it'd be like this. This is an option. Ready? That's what I'm doing. How are you doing? I need some water. Huh? Do you guys have water? I. I would like some, please. Yeah, sure. But you and honey. That's not true. I would look at the. Maybe that's. Honey, the Bronx. I will look in the eyes. That's how I always act. A restaurant and, you know, El. Something I was thinking. Oh, something that drives me crazy. When you're. When you are, like, trying to make sure that you and someone are saying the same thing, and instead of saying, yes, you're saying the right thing, they just keep saying the thing over and over again. What's your name? Alfie. Alfie. Alfie. Alfie. Are you saying Alfie? Alfie? No, not you. Oh, Alfie. Are you saying Alfie? Cody, come over here. Get your. Are you saying Alfie? Alfie? Are you saying Alfie? Alfie. That drives me insane. But I think someone, like. I would. What? I would like for someone to be like. That is correct. You're saying the right thing instead of just saying it back and forth over and over again. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, do. Like, do it with me. Ready? What color is this plant? Is this. Is this playing green? Forest green. Forest green? Yes. Forest green. This is forest green. Yes, you're saying correctly. Forest green. Four, like, forest green. Like the dark green forest in the woods and green, like the color that of. Of leaves. Yes. Forest green. But you think it's forest. Just green. Yes, I think what you're saying is forest green. I'm saying forest green. And this is correct. This is forest green. And no one has ever said it's. It's. It's maybe Kelly green. It could be Keller green. But. But just so you be clear, yes, I'm saying forest green, and you're saying forest green, but as pos. Other people like forest green. Forest green. Forest green. Who is. Who. Who is doing that? It was a guy named Alfie. This happened with a guy named Alfie. Okay, well, that's a. Because I think we have Alfie here. I want to hear from Alfie. Alfie side of the story. It was a guy named Alfie, and I kept. But I. He. Because he never said, correct, Alfie. I thought he was saying something different. I called this. His name's not Alfie. I've been calling him Alfie. His name was Alby, and I called him Alfie for a long time. And then recently, I introduced someone. I said, this is Alfie. And he goes, Alfie. Now, my name's Alfred. And I was like. I thought it was Alfie, because we were going back and forth going, alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie. People that sit on chairs with a lot of things behind them. It drives me crazy. How do you do that? What do you mean, things behind me? You like people. You know, people sit on chairs. They be having, like, three pillows. Every time I come to the studio, there are 49 items behind me. Why you don't feel uncomfortable, girl? I had to get rid of everything, y'. All. They had a pillow. Three. Yeah. I have a pillow on my chair. I feel so uncomfortable when I sit on a chair with all that shit behind me. It drives me crazy. Maybe it's probably, like, a sensory thing. It just doesn't bother me. Oh, you didn't feel that? I felt them, but they didn't bother me. That's crazy. Now I feel weird now that they're not back there. I feel like the chair feels, like, empty. Why do you want the chair with shit on it? Well, I think if I would have sat down without these things, then that would have been. But now I have to, like, readjust to what it feels like to have no readjust. It's great. You have to readjust. Yeah, because my back had the grumpkins. At the first time I came here, there was, like, one cushion. I was like, okay, move it. Like four cushions. There's never four cushions in these chairs. There was this one. There was the Monet one. There was another little something. A little something y' all had on this goddamn chair. It's too much. What's the. You put. It's pretty standard to put. Oh. Oh, my little grump is drunk. I can't put down a cup. Do you know about him? No. What's his name? I can't put down the cup. Dave Blunt. You know about Dave Blunt? Is he a singer? Dave Blunt is a rapper who did a song with Kanye, and then he's kind of problematic. He has a song called the cup, and so Dave Blunt is on tour, and he is going through a. A weight loss journey. Oh, I've seen some. I've. Yes, I have heard about this guy. And he is. He. He had to cancel his tour a few times because of his. Because of his health issues. Oh, wow. I don't. I don't know that his health issues are attached to his weight. I don't know that what's in his cup that he can't put down. Lean. Oh, that's liquor and coffee. Yeah. You ever tried lean? No, I'm not interested. So if I bought some lean right now, you wouldn't try it? No, I don't like. You know what? As a kid in St. Lucia, I'd be sick. My mother would give me a fucking. Intravenously. Give me Diamond Tap. I hate the taste of, like, cough syrup. Even as an adult, I want to drink intravenously. Yeah, like in the van. That's not true. Shut the fuck. Why would you say that? That was a crazy claim on the. Why do you want to put these fucking grumpkins at me? Oh, my God, they look drunk. You just gotta make you a big one. I don't need a big one. Why? What if I got you a big one? Would you keep it? You know, here's the thing. Yes, we would. Here's the thing. As a general rule, I don't like stuffed animals. So why do you have so many? I like these because they're cute and they were gifts, and I have almost every. You love the words, y'. All. Bob loves the. He loves. No, the fight. If you. As a rule. I'm going to jump across as a rule. Not a word. I said phrase. You said word, but I understand what you meant. Whatever. Can you acknowledge that you're wrong, please? I can't acknowledge. I want you to get the fuck off my. You. At some point, you have to be able to say Only to you. At some point. Only to you. Able to say the words, I was wrong. Only to you. I will not. Well, I don't feel like it. Can you say you lost the foot race? I don't feel like it. I will. Can you say you lost the foot race? Not today, Monet. Does that feel like personal growth? No, I feel great. Unlike your feet. Does that feel like personal outside of your feet? Yeah. Which one is it? Outside or inside my feet? Yeah. Fucking fix your feet. Everything's inside your feet. Them big ass. Well, you guys want to be? Yes. Check your phone. Where you gotta be? You're at work. Who texting you? Who? You my man, nigga. Who you texting? Why the fuck you wanna know who texting me? You podcast with somebody else. I sure do. Who? Don't worry about it. Who? Don't worry about it. It'll be a flop. It'll be a flop, bitch. I made you. I fucking made you, bitch. Okay, you see these little tiles and all these little plants and. Well, I didn't do this, but all these little cores and wires and shit? Uninterrupted. Uninterrupted. I'm gonna give you an opportunity to describe in great detail how you' me. How I made you by the success of sibling rivalry. You think you have the success of this podcast without me? Ho. You think you could have this sex podcast without me? Ho. You could never. And if you can replicate it, duplicate it, do it again. April Showers, honey, bring May flowers. Two good dragon days. They could be sisters. April Showers and May flowers. Okay, should we. Should we change our names? I Now. Now can I. Now can I interrupt? Describe how I made you? No, I'm not interested. Because it's. And we've heard you say 19 times that every time the fans are like, girl, so, you know, talking. So, you know. Yeah, stop touching because you it up with your big ass gorilla hands. You got some nerve. What's your fucking anyway. See now, can't even stay. Stay. Watch this, watch this. Three, two, one. Lean with it. You got chest up with your big ass thighs. How long can you keep your legs like that? You mean these dainty ass thighs? So the way that I've made you, you were really inspired by me as a New York City drag queen icon. I was not. My mother. Honey Davenport inspired me a lot. No, she definitely had some inspiration. Do you think that she's no inspiration? Not as big as me. Oh, physically. I'm physically bigger than she is, for one. So I'm a literal bigger inspiration than she is. And specifically to you. To you in your career. I would say I am probably the best thing that's ever happened in your career. Never meeting me in terms of what? Like, oh, meeting me, working with me. I encourage you to move to la. I encourage you to do drag. I encouraged you to go on Drag Race. You're not encouraged me. I started drag before you. But then you got back into it. I started drag before you. I encouraged you to move to la. I encourage you to start podcasting. You did not. Yeah, no, let's be very clear. Let's be very clear about how to podcast, because you keep on saying this. We used to talk on the phone all the time, right? I got a drag race. Our connection was severing a little bit because I was shining brighter than you were. And then so I was like. We literally had a phone in conversation. I was like, girl, we don't even talk on the phone anymore. He's like, monae, well, let's do a podcast. That's not true. What happened was me and Monae were talking on the phone all the time and I said, these conversations are fun. We should do a podcast so people can hear what we're talking about. We were talking. No, but not as much as we used to. Well, but we're still first. I would say we talked on the. You know, I have a stammer. You don't. Yeah. Would you look at big a lip of the ass? But because we were talking on the phone more. Because you and I didn't talk on the phone that much before Drag Race, because we were actually spending physical time. Right? So once you got on Drag Race, we started talking on the phone more and we started having these really silly conversations. And I was like, we should start a podcast. But on the phone. You were trying to be. When we first started podcast, you was not trying to give the. The public the full breadth of our friendship because you're trying to protects your little public image and Persona. Public image? Yes. She did what public image? Because you didn't want to give. Because all the heated debates we would have about veganism, all these things you were trying to be like, oh, I don't want. It's not. That's such a liar. What are you talking about? You don't want to, like, show the public, like, really who you are. I will. I help bring that out in you. You are such a crazy liar. Your lies have gotten so astronomical. This is crazy. And I think that the point where they started getting really crazy, I would say the tipping Point from when you're lies. I would say in the beginning, your lives were like faulty memory because of your drug use. Drug use? Yeah, your drug problem. And then I would say it became like this camp thing. Like, it started with that. That bit you did on the Pit Stop. You were doing something with one of the girls and you made a lie about something. I can't remember Nicole Byer being. Being a drag, being a man. And then. And then somewhere down the line, the monation, which I think is. What's the word I want to use to describe people who are in monation? Enablers. I'll use the term enablers. They started really big up in you putting a battery in your back, as they say in Harlem, where you all stole it from Brooklyn. They put a battery in your back. We have real New Yorkers here, so we're. They put a battery in your back. Yes. We're not even going to work with this nonsense anyway. Then I would say the peakness of when the lies started getting really crazy was somewhere around the website. The website is when your lies have gotten. Which is pretty recent. Have gotten so unhinged. And I think your fans being like, I love when Mon does her little lies. They also like Jack, I live. I live. That's a pretty good Jack. That is pretty good also. In the beginning. In the beginning. In the beginning. In the beginning, Monet wanted to do a podcast. Do you remember who you. You. Who you want. Who you almost turned me down to do a podcast with? Because you remember, don't you, Jacob? Do you remember who Monet told me, Bob the drag queen, that she didn't want to do a podcast with me because she wanted to do the Momo show. See how I see how I finish my story. Jacob is laughing because he remembers incorrect. Because they said I want to do the Momo show. Yeah, that's wrong, because we did not even start. Monique and I even had that conversation. Hernan Shimo, Mo. Wow. Wow. We didn't even have that conversation until after I won All Stars 4. So there's no way that's true. You were on the same season of Drag Race. Yeah, but we did not. That was a thing. After All Stars 4. You could ask Joe Garbino who they wanted to do it through. No. At that point, Viacom. So that's not even true. Well, first of all, asking wouldn't work out for you. Because he likes me more than he likes you. He likes what? He likes me more than he likes you. Call him and ask him. I have the trophy I have the bigger one. No, Monet, I have the best host of the year. The same year you were hosting. No, you hosted it. But mine says best Pit Stop host ever. It's, like, etched out. I saw. It's, like, etched out. It's etched out. Yeah, you like. You like it said of the year, and then you cross it out and you put in, like. Anyways. But anyway, so Monet wanted to do the Monat. Wanted to do the Momo show, which I'm sure she's still available. You want to go. You want to work with your bestie Momo? She has a lot of nice things about you on the Internet. She must. You. You keep on playing her, she gonna drag the out of you. Okay? Praising your white Kings, honey. She gonna get your ass. Keep with Mohart. So go do the. Go do the Momo show. Go do the Momo show. Does. Does. Does the offer still stand? Does the offer still stand? I'm just wondering, America, you're gonna be digging in that ass on Tick Tock right now. My ass out. There's a video right now about you. What is it saying? Dragging the out of you. That's your best friend. Are y' all best friends? No. Breaking news. So let's get on to our topic today. We're talking about. We're done. We were saving this copy for another time. Where's that girl? We've been 45 minutes without the topic. We're talking about English. You derailed this episode. I like how everything. Literally blaming me. Stop screaming, blaming it, and blaming me. This is every single episode, y'. All. This is how Bob does. He does a whole thing. They'll be like, you. You're the one who did it. It's your fault. When I would never say those. Don't touch me. Touch my hand. No. Reach out and touch. Hell no. Somebody trans. I feel like you and I. I kept trying to singing with you yesterday, and I feel like you were intimidated by my singing and which is why you kept choosing to not sing. It is true. Can you tell more about this? Can you tell the story a little bit more? So I was trying to sing songs from Rent. I wanted to be Mark and Roger. And then I think that everyone, like, at one point, I was singing, and Monet was like, wow, the vocal lessons are paying off. And then I was like, well, let's do a duet. And then I felt like you were intimidated and you didn't want to sing it anymore because of. How can you. Can you tell me how my intimidation manifested? Well, I Would sing. And then when I would use my new technique, I would like. I would belt. We call it belting in the business. And some colloquially we call it screaming. That's how we describe it. But I was belting. No, you squelch screaming and belting. I belt. I use my technique. And then it felt like there was, like, some, like, intimidation from my newfound me finding my voice. And I don't know, it seemed like you were intimidated by it, so you didn't want to engage with it anymore. Okay. Well, I think for me, what my experience with that was was that as I sat there and we were in a pretty long photo shoot, you know, I was subject to being with you for upwards of four hours. You were lucky enough to be with me for a couple hours. We were there, and Bob was hard to belt songs. But as Bob knows, I know some select music theater things. I don't know a lot of music theater. It's not my bag. The filmmaker cannot see. And there's one little thing I want to say. I'm a songwriter cannot, you know, sometimes thing with Bob, you know, I will acknowledge the voice lessons are helping out. It's changed so much for you, and the voice has improved. But I think a place where you still are trying to find your footing is finding the same, a consistent key in one song. Sing with me. We're living in America with me at the wrong key of the millennium. You don't. I'm. How you gonna tell me it's the wrong key? I'm choosing this key. How are you gonna tell me my key's wrong? Kevin, do you hear that? In just that, that one line? We're living in America at the end of the millenium. Living in America. Okay. Yeah. Where it's like the twilight zone. And when you're living in America at the end of the millenia gag. You. You're. You're not. You're what? You own O. Excuse me. So. So I own not enough. I don't know this song about. This is. This is like. Like when we did. When we sang. What is this feeling? Loathing. What's the song called? What is this feeling? What is this feeling? And I sounded good on that song. Which time? With the video. At Christmas at your home. This is a podcast review on itunes from a Jill Auto. Three stars. I love listening to them. So why three stars? Well, minus one star for the constant scream singing slash rapping. That hurts my ears. Why do they have to constantly sing slash rap? That's about always fast forwarding through These sections. Is that person White? Probably. Did someone always. Her name is public on the website, but maybe we'll bleep that. I was her name. Okay, real quick, before we go. I know we're running out of time. Have you seen you? Of course I've been on you. And do you watch Dexter? No, I've never seen Dexter. Okay. So they. I just started. You see. Don't know spoilers. Jacob went on a spoiler spree this morning. I don't know why you surprised. That is literally Jacob all the time. Also, the context. He asked me an opinion about a show without being like. Without knowing. Okay. Yeah. Breathe. I'm trying to figure out how to breathe. Someone just fast forwarded. He asked me a question about the show. You. Without disclosing where he was or that he was watching it. Also, you're like six years late. Yeah. It's a show that's, like, ended like two years ago. So I assume that you've been busy and was asking me a question based on the full series. And in fact, you were only in episode four of season one. So Jacob gave. I was like. I was gagged. Do you like it? I don't think it's a good show, but I want to keep watching. And I can't explain that. Like, I don't think it's particularly particularly well written. I think it's derivative of Dexter, like, with the constant inner monologue and like the talking to yourself. I feel like the kid from season one is kind of like the dad in a way. The kid. The kid who sits on the stairs with the abusive stepdad. You. Of Joe. Yeah, yeah. Like little young Joe. Oh, is that a spoiler? Are you serious? Sorry, I don't know. I thought. You're watching the show. You know that. Are you serious right now? I thought. I didn't realize that that was a. I thought. Thank you. Thank you, Monet. Yeah, obvious. We just. I was on episode four of season one. Girl. We saw that eight years ago. I didn't realize. I thought you knew that from the beginning of the show. This has to be a bit. This has to be a bit. I didn't realize. That's crazy that you would say that. I didn't realize. It was a secret. I thought you knew. That was understood. His name is Paco. Is it? Yes, his name. Not Young Joe. Bob, you cannot use context clues to realize you're watching the show about a serial killer and wondering, the kid you're seeing get a beat up by his dad, what happens to him when he Gets older. Hello. This is. You've ruined my day. You've ruined my viewing experience. Do you want to tell people at home a spoiler alert in case you. So you don't ruin it the way you ruined it for me. I had no clue. That would have gagged me, Bob. Context. Clue, babe. Seriously, how does that make sense then? Okay, what? He. He gave himself a shopping list, and then his stepdad found the. Do. Do you want us to spoil more for you? Well, you're asking questions. I didn't ask that question. You did. You said about the case. It makes sense. We can tell you how it makes sense. I don't want to hear how it makes sense. That's insane. Anyway, I cannot believe you just did that. Realize. I honestly thought that was you from the beginning of the show. No, you didn't know that. I mean, girl, I saw it eight years ago. Years. I can remember. You finally said years. I'm proud of you. Oh, my God. Anyway, Jacob, what time is it? It's time to go. Don't ask. Jacob, what time? We have two minutes left. Yeah, you're gonna. You're gonna sit here, and you're gonna sit there and listen Me. You're gonna blender in my hole, and you're gonna listen, please. But you want to ruin something else. What happens to the Passion of the Christ? I haven't finished Titanic yet. I'm halfway through what happened. There's a guy named Judas. Don't do this to me. He's a. He's a good guy, right? Don't do this to me. Did you see Cynthia at Hollywood Bowl? No, I did. I did. Anyway, what I was saying was, I still can't believe you did that, but I can move past that. What was driving me crazy is they put Dexter and Joe in scenarios that he could never get out of, but no matter what, he always gets out of it. It feels like it's a writing challenge between, like, it feels like two different people writing episodes, like, trading off writing episodes. Like, episode one is written by me. And then I'm like, how can I put Dexter in a situation that he could never get out of? And then you have to pick it up in episode two, and then you figure out a way. And then you put Dexter in some crazy scenario, and then I have to get creative and figure out how to get Dexter out of that thing, too. I think, for me, shows like that, they don't bother me because, like, obviously, I. Like, I know the show goes to the end. Yes, it does happen a lot. This Is a trope you see a lot in the show. He's. He's killed the lady. She falls down the stairs and the police are coming. And as the police are coming down the stairs, he happens to crawl out the window. Like, I know that happens a lot, but it doesn't bother me because I'm here for the camp and the theater of it all. So I'm not like, ah, this show is ruined. I'm like, I mean, I'm watching Kathy Bates character discusses in Misery, her character. Oh, in Paul Sheldon's book that she's reading. Because no, it's not about Paul Sheldon, but it's about a movie she used to watch. She used to go to the movies as a kid. And then in one episode, he. One episode, they were like a TV show at the movie theater, basically. And in one episode, he drove off the cliff. And then next week they showed him ducking out of the car before he drove off. And she was like, that's a lie. That's not what happened last week. Like, why are you guys applauding? This is bullshit. He did not roll out of the car. And that's how I feel about Dexter resurrected. Is this a new show? Spoiler alert. See how I give a spoiler alert? It's a new show. You see how I give a spoiler alert? It's a new show. I'm just wanna ask you to see how I know it's a new show. So spoiler alert, end of is just coming out now, finishing up on Friday. Are you watching it currently? Yes, got it. So at the end of the last season, Dexter was fully killed. Fully killed by who? His son. And in this season, Dexter is just alive and well. Not well, but he's like, they were like, actually, he didn't die. Actually, he almost died. And I'm like, no, you guys cheated. You killed him. And then you try to act like he didn't die. Yeah, something that doesn't bother me because I'm like, I like the show. I like the series. I like, like, I'm like, I'm like, it's like, no one's really dead anyway. So that doesn't bother me in shows. It doesn't bother me because I like based on a real person. I like, I. I like this. I like, I like TV actually based on a true story. No, it's not. It is the Bay Harbor Butcher. No, it's not. No, it is not lying. The Bay Harbor Butcher is. Do you see why people can't believe it? Because you always fucking doing A bit. The Bay Harbor Butcher is a real person. No, it's not. I don't believe you. Or Jacob. Except both of your boyfriend are lies. You and Jacob lie all. So he's actually the Bay Area Butcher and it happened in San Francisco and they don't believe. You can tell me his Social Security number. I won't believe you. Well, you lie because you're a liar. But we know that you lie. You lie as well. And it takes one. You lie a lot. And here we are connected through our lies. Touch my hand and the two minutes are done. Thank you guys so much for coming on my show. The two minutes are not done. Florida, nearly two decades after the gruesome discovery of dozens of dismembered bodies wrapped in plastic and offshores, authorities say they are reopening the infamous Bay Harbor Butcher case. The killer, dubbed by local media as the Bay Harbor Butcher terrorized south Florida between 1992 and 1998. Divers first stumbled upon the remains off coast near Bay Harbor Islands, sparking one of the largest investigations in Miami. And now the episode's done. It's not. We have literally 22 seconds left. I'm watching the clock. 3, 3, 2, 1. And now it's done. There's no clock. Thank you all. There is a clock, y'. All. He's lying again. There's a clock literally right there. Why are you lying? You are such a bad liar. She's crazy. This is crazy. Give him the clock. Use your phone and take a picture of the clock. Take a picture of the clock right now and it's gonna be ended. Y' all are looking at a picture of the clock right now in the episode. Editing. Editing. Goodbye, Viv. Goodbye. You're such a troll. Olivia loves a challenge. It's why she lifts heavy weights and likes complicated recipes. But for booking her trip to Paris, Olivia chose the easy way with Expedia. She bundled her flight with a hotel to save more. 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