The One Where Monét Speaks Cat

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – “The One Where Monét Speaks Cat”

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Release Date: June 15, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode, Bob and Monét catch up on everything from allergies and aging to the struggles of pet-sitting, cat communication, New York nostalgia, and drag culture. The hosts’ unmistakably infectious banter is on full display as they debate, roast, and reminisce—sprinkled with their signature candid anecdotes and sharp-witted, loving shade.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Allergies, Vitamins & Getting Older

Time: 01:40 – 05:15

• Monét opens by lamenting sinus problems and considering if she’s developed allergies from traveling to multiple states.
• Bob reflects on growing older:

  “The older I get, the more I am in tune with my mortality. In your 20s, you feel like a fucking vampire.” (03:00)

• They debate the role of vitamins, with Monét poking fun at Bob’s list of nutrients:
  “You’re just saying numbers and letters…B12 and ZT and XYZ and the L-train.” (03:34)

2. Health Habits, Sickness, & Friendship Dynamics

Time: 05:08 – 06:32

• Monét argues Bob laughs when she’s sick; Bob insists it’s because Monet’s reactions are theatrical.
• They reminisce about past times each was sick and took care of the other.

3. Cosmetic Procedures & The Quest for Youth

Time: 06:32 – 08:12

• Monét talks about her Botox plans.
• Bob reveals he wants an eyelift and discusses the practical challenges, as he’s bald and can’t hide scars.

4. Podcast Recommendations & The Oprah Debate

Time: 08:34 – 13:24

• Monét discusses hunting down a podcast Bob recommended about Oprah and the famous episode where Oprah hosted KKK members.
• They debate the value of platforming controversial figures.
• Bob contextualizes Oprah’s decisions by referencing her vast influence and unique pressures.
• Monét highlights Oprah’s lawsuits and controversies, including the “You get a car!” tax debacle and the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit:

  “Everyone kept calling her an idiot. But…her clothes melted into her skin. She had third degree burns.” (13:53)

5. Tattoo Talk: Sibling Bonding

Time: 16:43 – 20:56

• Bob wants matching tattoos from Maya Bailey in Atlanta; Monét defends herself from accusations of procrastination.
• They discuss tattoo locations and attitudes—Monét doesn’t take hers too seriously:

  “Some of them mean a lot. Some are just things that I thought would be funny or cool.” (20:14)

6. Black Queer Culture & Labels

Time: 36:31 – 41:03

• The hosts discuss subcultures in the queer community and how Black queer folks often defy traditional “bear”, “otter”, “twink” categories.

  Bob: “I rarely see a skinny Black boy and be like, he’s a twink.”
  Monét: “Outside of bears and twinks, Black people kind of just defy the gay categories.” (37:58)

7. Cat Drama: Who’s the Best Pet Sitter?

Time: 31:27 – 35:15

• Bob asks if it would be kind or awkward to offer Assad custody of his cat, Colleen, after Assad’s cat passed away.
• Heated debate:

  Bob: “First of all, I would never put my cat in your fucking care, okay? If I came back, my cat would be fucking dead.” (34:53)
  Monét: “If you drop your cat off here, she would come back with some fucking manners.” (34:59)

8. Pet Ownership Antics: Colleen & Cat Communication

Time: 50:08 – 53:01

• Monét claims she can speak “cat” and calls Colleen—who doesn’t respond.
• Bob teases Monét about having live salmon in a fish tank just for cat amusement.
• Monét is convinced her cat can be disciplined and speaks of cat quirks.

9. More Drag Culture References

Time: 51:27 – 54:51

• Monét recounts seeing the Vegas drag show with a star-studded cast lineup and raves about notable performances, especially from Roxxxy Andrews and Naomi Smalls.

10. Catching Up, NYC vs. Atlanta & Accents

Time: 57:52 – 60:36

• The duo debate the nuances of New York and Atlanta accents, with playful regional roasting.

• Monét: “I am from Atlanta. People in Atlanta do not go, ‘Y’all want to head down to the giggity gig. Gook, gook, bitch.’ We’re not from Augusta, Georgia.” (59:22)

11. Hot Takes & Listener Comments

Time: 65:01 – end

• Discussion of the Apple vs. Android debate spills over from previous episodes with banter about comment likes and who really gets more shade—Android or iPhone users.
• Bob and Monét argue lightheartedly about technology loyalties, referencing listener comments for evidence.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Did you fall off a horse as a child?” (Monét to Bob, 41:43)
• “My cat would be fucking dead. Her little box would be crazy.” (Bob, 35:04)
• “If you drop Colleen off here, she would learn to raise her hand before she meowed.” (Monét, 35:08)
• On NYC drag: “If you’re trying to wait till the last minute to buy tickets, you’re going to be sitting at home watching the Patreon, bald-headed and confused because you missed out.” (Bob, 62:01)

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Funniest & Most Memorable Segments by Timestamp

| Time | Topic/Quote | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:00 | Bob’s mortality/vampire reflection | | 13:53 | The McDonald’s coffee lawsuit explained | | 16:43 | Matching tattoo debate | | 20:14 | Monét’s irreverent tattoo philosophy | | 34:53 | Pet care insults (“I would never put my cat in your care…my cat would be dead”) | | 35:08 | Monét’s “manners boot camp” for cats | | 41:43 | “Did you fall off a horse as a child?” | | 59:22 | Atlanta accents and city rivalry | | 62:01 | Last call for NYC drag show tickets ("bald-headed and confused") |

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Episode Tone & Energy

Throughout, the hosts’ energy is playful, irreverent, and full of inside jokes, quick-witted cackles, and a steadfast refusal to take anything—including each other—too seriously. Listeners are kept on their toes by rapid subject switches and lovingly mean banter.

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Bottom Line

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a quintessential showcase of Bob and Monét’s comedic chemistry, mixing drag culture, personal anecdotes, pop culture commentary, and wildly funny debates about everything from pets and aging to tech allegiances. Peppered with memorable lines and iconic tiffs, it is pure, chaotic, affectionate sibling energy (from two queens who definitely aren’t siblings). Essential entertainment for anyone who loves candid queer conversation and sharp, shade-filled laughs.

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Listen for:

• Tips on vitamins and aging, with a side of ridicule
• Wild cat care allegations
• The inside scoop on NY and ATL drag scenes
• Hilarious debates (and receipts) on technology and pop culture
• Lessons in how-not-to-ask-a-friend to watch your pet!

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

1-800-contacts. My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Monet X Change]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this episode, Bob uses FloNase three times.

[Monet X Change]

We find out that Monet speaks cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Monet X Change]

Did you fall off a horse as a child? And we finally find out what made Monet say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I would never put my cat in your fucking care, okay? If I came back, my cat would be fucking dead.

[Monet X Change]

I am congested as hell.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? No. Do you ever suffer allergies?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think this is allergies because I've been in like, four different climates. I've been in like five different states and I'm still. And I never had allergies in the past, but I might have them now. You can develop allergies over time, but, like, because I've been in like, so many different places. Like New York, Louisiana, Wisconsin. Not Wisconsin. Where the folks die.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Michigan.

[Monet X Change]

No. Michigan. No. Yeah, Michigan, like Kalamazoo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you take vitamins?

[Monet X Change]

I take multivitamins. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Daily.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, maybe not every day, but I take goalie. You know, Goalie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, I think, you know, getting older, I've definitely realized I feel like the older I get, the more I am in tune with my mortality. And I just take steps. I'm like, I'm only getting older. I'm not getting younger. Because, like, when you're in your 20s, you feel like you are a fucking vampire. You feel like you will live forever. You feel like you'll never get sick. You like nothing will ever happen to you. Like, that's like a Thing. And definitely the older I've gotten, I'm like, all right, bitch, get your shit together. Like, how old are you?

[Monet X Change]

32.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, take care of yourself or else you're going to be fucked. 32 years old, Trentino.

[Monet X Change]

By the time this airs, I'll probably already be. Well, I don't know when this airs, but my birthday is June 22nd, so I'll be 36.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my gosh, your birthday month?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I'll be 36 by the end of this month. And I don't know, I don't think vitamins help you with sinus infections, though, do they?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't wear sinus infections, but I mean, taking vitamins because they have vitamin C, B12, and D D. Like different.

[Monet X Change]

You're just saying numbers and letters. You're just saying numbers and letters.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Immun.

[Monet X Change]

You just. B12, B12 and ZT and XYZ and the L train and the one to South Fairy. And of course, the ETA Canarsi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, B12, zinc, magnesium. These are all things that help your immune system, help you fight stuff. Vitamins are preventative things that you can stock your body up on. So when you are getting sick, when you are getting a sinus infection, you can maybe fight them off a little better because you're equipping. Equipping your body with the.

[Monet X Change]

I sneezed one night. You caught me. I sneezed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm allowed to have that reaction to a sneeze. That was a violent sneeze, girl. Hurt you. Y' all always get the infamous Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. Why do you. Why do you laugh so hard when I'm not feeling well? I don't understand why you get so much joy out of me not feeling well. I really don't understand it. I don't get why it's so funny when I'm not feeling well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just.

[Monet X Change]

You get a weird joy. You get some weird shot in Florida when I'm doing poorly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. I don't feel Monet. I'm just.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because also when you're sick, you just turn into, like. You just start speaking old English. You're like, Monet Dost. Don't feel well.

[Monet X Change]

On. All I say was I'm not well. All I was saying, I don't get this much joy when you're sick. I don't derive this much joy from your pain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When's the last time you see me sick?

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, I know you've probably been sick at some point. You never been sick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't recall the last time I was sick.

[Monet X Change]

I know the last time you were sick, bitch. I fucking took care of you for like three days, bitch. When you weren't well and I wasn't laughing at any point during it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Bob, I have a whole video of you being very tickled when I.

[Monet X Change]

You like my little baby? Oh, my day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You getting being very tickled when I was. No.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you had drugs and I was fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Proof of that.

[Monet X Change]

I was laughing at your drugged up response,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob. So, you know, it's been a while since I've seen you. I've not seen you in real life in a long time. Maybe like two months, three months. No, not that long.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's been. Oh, wait, is my Botox wearing now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. Oh, yeah, that. Was that the last time I saw you when you got Botox? No, maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Of course not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna get another. Another round of Botoxery?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, when this wears off, I'm gonna go get some more Botox, but I think that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh, are you gonna try other places?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe my dick. No, I don't plan on getting Botox in other places. I think I'm just gonna stick with my forehead and that's pretty much the end of that story. I might get it between my eyes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you what I want to do. I want to get a little eye lift.

[Monet X Change]

That's not Botox.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but I mean, I'm talking about not like cosmetic procedure because, okay, this is perfect. Y' all can see this. Y' all see how this crease, this. There's a nice even space on this eye, right? This eye is not the same. I want. So I want to get this done. I want to do that. But then my face gonna be lopsided, so I can't get that. I don't know what the solution is because then bitch, this eyebrow gonna be living her life up here. And this one gonna be. You know what I mean? This is like, oh, this. We can do it this way. Yeah, See, I wanna do this. That's what I wanna do. I guess I have to do this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not really sure how an eye lift works, so I don't really know what it does or what they actually do to anything personally. So I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They cut up hair and they pull the skin.

[Monet X Change]

You're bald. Where are you gonna hide your scar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't have hair. I know people, people with who have hair, they can hide it in the. I don't know. I don't know what I'll Do. Honestly, I should just grow here.

[Monet X Change]

You can get hair. You and I have both gotten hair before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Just wear a piece.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't do that forever. There are people.

[Monet X Change]

There are people who do that forever. There are people who just. They live their whole lives with a piece.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I told you, Bob, I did it once and it broke my skin out. Cause I would sweat under it and the sweat would not, like, dry out.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe it was something about the way you did that. Or maybe there's other, you know, there's lots of different methods of getting them. It's not just a one size fits all. Maybe it was the glue. Maybe it wasn't this way. Maybe it was the glue that they used. Maybe you're allergic to a certain kind of glue. You never know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I do want to go to Mickey, but I just don't have the time. The growing out process. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[Monet X Change]

Why? You wear hats all the time. I'm allowed to have this reaction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are rightfully so. Oh my God, I'm acting.

[Monet X Change]

That was so aggressive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, did you ever listen to the podcast I told you to listen to? Have you? Did you ever. The Oprah one? Did you ever.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I want to say this the way I had to hunt that podcast down because you gave me the wrong name three times.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I gave you the right one.

[Monet X Change]

And then I found the right one. And yet, because someone in the comments was like, it's actually called this. And yes, I did listen to it. And I. Bitch. I had to hunt it down, honey. I had to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wasn't it so interesting?

[Monet X Change]

I had to go high and low, high and low. And they actually got Oprah on the podcast. It was a very good podcast. You know, anyone knows me, I love a good podcast. And I really enjoyed Oprah on the show. Do you agree? I don't know if I agree with everything that she was saying. You know, Oprah had this conversation about, like, what? Like what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, ooh, not coming for Oprah.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not coming for Oprah. But Oprah was saying that she doesn't like Oprah. Oprah had a famous episode of her show where she brought some KKK members on her show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh huh.

[Monet X Change]

And basically she. I don't want to misquote, but it was something along the lines of like, she'll never do anything else like that ever again. Meaning like, she'll never. Basically she was like, I will no longer be. I mean, I get what she was Basically saying, which is, I will no longer be platforming anyone who speaks negatively or has anything negative in her show is like, it will only be a positive force. But I think that sometimes difficult conversation with people who disagree can be a positive. A force for Positive, for good as well. I think sometimes those tough conversations actually can be really, really. Me and Peppermint had a conversation about this one time because Peppermint didn't like that I bought Christian Walker on my show on my YouTube page. Cause she's of the Oprah mindset.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, but one of my favorite

[Monet X Change]

YouTube channels is called Jubilee. And Jubilee is a channel that basically is just set up for people to, like. I don't want to say argue, but, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I hear what you're saying, but also, when you're talking from Oprah, it's just a different experience. Oprah was one of the biggest dancer and talk shows in history. Oprah broke fucking records. This is true. And Oprah was like America's. Oprah was like America's lifeline to daytime tv. So that amount of pressure and that amount of visibility the backlash may have gotten or how it made her feel was probably a bajillion fold than what someone like you or me may feel doing it. So, I mean, unless you're, like, in Oprah shoes, like, having the most viewed show on fucking TV in America, I think it may be hard to have a perspective because she's like, bitch, what I went through, having that shit on my show, having KKK members on my black ass, having the KKK on my show. I'm sure black people probably let Oprah's ass have it.

[Monet X Change]

As a lot of you remember, Oprah also famously got sued by the entire beef industry because she once on her show, says she'd never eat a burger again. So the entire beef industry. The beef industry, they lost. But can I say real quick, y'

[Bob the Drag Queen]

all probably message, you and I, this is not paid.

[Monet X Change]

This is not paid. Flonase is fucking saving my life, this shit. And I'm sure someone gonna be like, don't use Flonase for me. Right? I heard someone that flonase can like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

bitch, you about to be like. You about to be like kimchi and NFTs. I'm like, Bob, do you know how bad Flonase is for the environment? I can't believe that you're using flonase.

[Monet X Change]

No, I heard a rumor that Flonase might possibly, like, make it so you can't unblock your own mucus down the line because you become dependent on it. But I will say for right now, bitch, I cannot unblock my shit. And this phonates is gathering the doll, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, imagine if you and I got sued by people for stating our opinions on this podcast. Bitch, we'll be sued every day, every week.

[Monet X Change]

We'd have. A new antibiotic industry is coming for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bet you libraries is coming for you. Libraries going libraries is coming for that ass. Also, like, we all know the infamous episode when Oprah gave cars away. Like, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car. She got sued by people she gave cars to because so what the show did. They got this fucking amazing.

[Monet X Change]

They didn't sue her. They said they complained. They complained. They didn't sue her. At least in the episode I listened to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, a couple of people did sue her. A couple people did sue her. And like, the show, they paid for the cars. They paid for the taxes for the cars. But there's a gift tax that comes when you give stuff for free. And the show, legally, they can't pay that. So these people had to end up paying, like, I think it was like $5,000 or something if they wanted a car. And people were mad. And, like, I. I mean, I'm gonna look it up right now, but I'm pretty sure like, like a handful of people tried to sue her because they. Because Oprah tried to, like, bamboozle them or like, something other than, you know,

[Monet X Change]

everyone didn't have to take your car either. They were all teachers. Everyone was a teacher. Didn't have to take the car. There was an option there, I think. I believe they gave the option to also just, like, take some money as well, I think. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is some American. I'm going to sue you for giving me a free car.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know the full story. I don't know the full story. I don't know. I don't know where that person was in their life. I don't know what. I don't know what they were going through. It's kind of like the infamous story of the woman who spilled coffee in her lap and she sued McDonald's in one. And everyone's like, hey, idiot, coffee's hot. Didn't you know? Coffee's fucking hot. She. She got some coffee down, spilled her lap, and then she sued McDonald's and she won, but everyone's like, yeah, you idiot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, why? How.

[Monet X Change]

See, that's the thing. Everyone kept being like, yeah, bitch, coffee is coffee. Of course coffee's hot. Well, for. For a while, McDonald's did this thing where they were making their coffee way too hot because they didn't want people coming back or they didn't want to have to like warm it up or stuff. So they were making the coffee way too hot. This woman spilled the coffee in her lap and it melted her clothes into her skin. She had third degree burns and had to get sk. Skin grafts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

So everyone kept calling her an idiot. But also I just, you know, that's when I realized I don't know. I don't know. The whole story

[Bob the Drag Queen]

also is what. We're trying to disintegrate the coffee. Like, how hot.

[Monet X Change]

There's a couple of. There's a couple of. I think there's like a documentary about the woman in the coffee or maybe one of those YouTube YouTube info docs or something. But there's a lot of interesting stuff about. About the coffee lady. And it was really interesting. What? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because the way you set up you. When you go as you go to typewriter, you got to be like this.

[Monet X Change]

Because I'm reaching over the microphone. Yeah. So the New York Times eight years ago released, did like a whole piece on it. There's a 12 minute video about the woman who burned herself with McDonald's coffee. And. Yeah, it's like a whole thing, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm.

[Monet X Change]

What? Are you ready to complain about this fucking cat?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm gonna ask him for the last time. And I tried to set up many times, and if you don't make an effort to make it happen this time, we're done. I'm never asking him again.

[Monet X Change]

What are you talking. It's probably something I want to do what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Calm down. You're coming at me with a whole lot.

[Monet X Change]

You're coming in hot. You're coming to talking about something. And if you don't do this, we're fucking done. You came in hot. I responded hot. Now you're acting gagged, bitch. Don't play dumb on me. What do you want? What, Nigga, what do you want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, before I say that, I want to say. Everyone, please, I know my background has been like a mess for the past couple episodes. The Container Store is coming here and they literally like redoing this entire room. Getting all built in. I'm getting this crazy ass shoe wall. They're going to be audible to a crazy ass rack. It's going to be so. I know it looks. It looks real raggedy taggedy waggedy. Colleen, get off. Get off of that. It Looks real raggedy taggedy. It's getting all fixed by the end of this month, so bear with me.

[Monet X Change]

What, are people coming through your wall behind you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, people aren't. I just feel insecure. It looks so untidy. It looks so messy.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, say whatever you want to say after the break. We got a break. Say your thing after the break.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw Jacob. I saw Jacob. I'm going to take us out to break. Thank you so much.

[Monet X Change]

Now we're going out to break. So what do you want, Monet? What's your. What's your thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want us to schedule an appointment for us to go together to Maya Bailey in Atlanta. I want us to get, like, matching tattoos. Not something crazy. I mean, it can be crazy if you want to. I think you and I, we will be. We're forever being twined. Puppy breaks. Puppy breaks if you play your cards right.

[Monet X Change]

Puppy breaks. Pump your brakes. Pump your brakes. Do not act like the only reason we have not gone to Atlanta to get these matching tattoos is because I have not responded to your numerous requests for us to get matched. Do not act like the only reason you and I have not gone to Atlanta. Let's just say one of us has been in Atlanta a lot more than the other one in the past couple of years. Bitch, nigga.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Advertisement Voice]

Oh, my.

[Monet X Change]

So you could have made your way to Atlanta when I was visiting my family. So you're like. I asked you at the. I keep asking you numerous times, and if you don't finally. Don't act like I'm the reason we don't have the tattoos. Bitch. What's your part?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Who the fuck is you? Ooh, nigga, that's been stuck in my head. I cannot stop singing that. It's from Strange Loot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that from strange loot?

[Monet X Change]

I can. Everywhere I go. Who the fuck is. Because me and Pepper, I wanna go see what Peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm taking Andy's white ass to see it. I mean, if you got anything negative to say that, nigga, we done.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this. It is. I'm gonna recommend this. I went to see it with a white lady, a Puerto Rican guy, and a black lady. It is a show that you should go see with black people. I'm just gonna say that it is a show that you should go see with black people, because it is. It is. Some of the stuff I'm like, why are y'. All. There's no way you can. Some of them are like, there's just no way you can relate to this. There is no way you can relate to this. This is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we gonna bring Andy's white ass. Andy's white ass gonna be sitting right there watching Strange Loop. He gonna hear a whole lot of niggas.

[Monet X Change]

I tried to bring Two Face with me, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crack a smile.

[Monet X Change]

I tried to bring 2face but he wasn't even in town.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, girl, let me tell you something. Too Face be honey. Too Faced be in Miami. Two Face be traveling. Two Face came to. If y' all know Two Faces dj, Two Face, Bob and I are, are, are he. He's done a lot of cinema. He did Bob solo tour. He did some cinemary tours. We love Too Faced. We love, love, love, love Too Face and Too Face sounds like you're saying toothpaste.

[Monet X Change]

It's like saying toothpaste. His name is Too Face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Toothpaste.

[Monet X Change]

Too Faces is all you saying toothpaste. We love toothpaste. We love toothpaste

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on Instagram. He's at Drag DJ, the Drag DJ. And so Two Face flew out. He got flew out for DragCon. Too Faced went to everyone's booth. Every girl was like, oh my God, Two Face. Too Faced was at every single fucking DragCon event that happened. If there was an event. Two Face was there front and center backstage. I'm like, larry, Larry just. He be out here. I fucking love Larry.

[Monet X Change]

I love Too Face and I really want him to come to. But he was jet setting, probably hanging out with some drag queens somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He is a drag dj.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, I will go with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to me. Did you miss it?

[Monet X Change]

I will go with you to go get a tattoo. But don't be acting like I'm the reason we don't have him. Shady ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are we gonna get? What's gonna be our tattoo? Roberto, should we get like a also where. Where are we getting it?

[Monet X Change]

Well, full disclosure, I don't take my tattoos that seriously. I'm not one of the folks. Like, it has to mean, like, I have hard ice on my hands. I have. I have a dead fish. I have a dead fish on the back of my. I have eyelashes and eyebrows. So, like, my tattoos, some of them mean a lot. Some of them are just things that I thought would be funny or cool or interesting. Um, but I have. I have open space on my left shoulder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See? Okay, I. I don't wanna. Cause I don't. I don't wanna do a full sleeve. I really don't. I don't wanna do a full sleeve. I kinda have a half sleeve. Maybe we can get it? Like, ooh, should we get like. Like a. A butt hip moment?

[Monet X Change]

Absolutely not. Under. First of all, no one would ever see that tattoo except Jacob and Ezra and the dozens of people week on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On a weekly basis.

[Monet X Change]

Very few people would ever say tattoo. I. I do. I don't. I don't be showing my. First of all, Monet had these shorts that she also. I have a video on my. I almost posted this video today, but I did not post it. Y' all know Mon's Burgundy. Mon's Burgundy hoodie that she. They. Someone said, find you someone who loves you as much as Monet loves someone said, I want a relationship that lasts as long as Monet and Miss Burgundy hoodie. But I do not, y'. All, when I tell you this hoodie,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when I say it's not the burgundy one, they're talking about the salmon one with all the holes. That's what they talk.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have a picture. I'm colorblind. I have a video of it, because the day that we were celebrating your. You being on All Stars, I have a video of it. This bitch is. When I say this motherfucker is thread bear, I mean, this bit. There is a hole from the wrist to the. This sweater ain't keeping nothing warm. This hoodie ain't keeping. I was like, bitch throw. Why do you. What is.

[Advertisement Voice]

Is it.

[Monet X Change]

Did someone give you that sweater? Like, what is up with this sweater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what is important. That's what is important to me, because I got it in middle school. Either like 8th grade, middle school or 9th grade, 10th grade, 9th grade. I have high school. And it was important to me because I bought. It was back when Lucky Brand was really big, and Lucky Brand was like. They weren't like, American. They were like a step. They were like mid range. They weren't like True Religion or seven, but they were like, up there. I remember Lucky brand was like, 80 bucks. Yeah. So. And I got. And that's.

[Monet X Change]

That.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That hoodie was, like 120 bucks. And I. I bought that for 120. Like, it was like, one of the first expensive things I bought for myself. And I love that hoodie. And I would never throw it away. It means.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, one thing I can attest to. Monet will never. This shit is when I say holding. Holding on for dear life. I was like. I was looking at the video like, I don't know how I did not realize this hoodie is just falling. I will post the video on Patreon. I have it right here. Look at this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. No, no, look at this. I'm serious. I'll tell you.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, wait, look at this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob did not post that video. I.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, look at this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate.

[Monet X Change]

Did you see the sleeve? Baby, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

might not need to see that. That was such a cute. I did not. First of all, that fucking. I'm very grateful. I love that Andy did that for me. I hate that. Like, I look crazy coming from the thing. I mean, I love the event. It was very sweet. I. It made me very emotional, but I just look crazy. I wish I would have told me so. I would, like, worn. No one I had on. I looked crazy. I was your favorite hoodie.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, that hoodie cost $120, honey, back in eighth grade inflation, that hoodie is $3,000, okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just look so cool.

[Monet X Change]

You probably have on, bitch. That hoodie costs more than some of your drag clothes. And that's the T, bitch. That hoodie is a relic. You were wearing your favorite hoodie, looking nice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the shorts, though. And I had on like, crazy shoes. I didn't have a haircut. I was like, you know, I wasn't bald, bitch. I'm bald, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Monet has these. These shorts she used to wear, they kind of didn't know how to explain. They look like sweaters. And Monet used to wear them all the time. Like. Like that fucking or Sam in the hoodie full of holes. And then one day, Monet came back and I was like, oh, my God. I was like, what's up with your shorts? She's like, what? I was like, monet, you cut these shorts? Monet was like, no, I didn't. I was like, yes, you did. You absolutely. I've seen these shorts a thousand times. Monet, you cut these shorts. I did not cut. I said, bitch, yes, you did. So of course Monet got me scrolling back to my phone to find old ass pictures, bitch, them shorts, bitch. I'm convinced that they used to be pants. And why they just keep cutting rings off every couple of years. Why do you gaslight me like that? You knew you cut them shorts. You got me looked through my pictures to prove it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember telling you I didn't cut my shorts.

[Monet X Change]

You absolutely. It was me, you and Kennedy. Kennedy can confirm you were sitting there talking about something. I didn't cut those shorts. Also, I called Kennedy about the abusive cat allegations and Kennedy confirmed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean. I love how everybody comments were like, bob. At this point, it's comical. Bob needs to stop trying to call people bitch. Your own employee was like, I'm not answering the phone. I ain't picking up for this nigga. I ain't talking to nigga.

[Monet X Change]

Let's get back to the subject at hand. Your cat is abusive and we have an eyewitness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I. I will. What I. And I listened to the episode again, like, what, three days ago? What I said was, you're probably right. Maybe Colleen and Edith did not get along. But I said Colleen and Ghost. You said that. You said Kennedy would. Would not want to watch Colleen because Colleen's abusive to her pet. I said, it's not true. Colleen and Ghost are like best friends. I said, maybe Edith. Edith is.

[Monet X Change]

Go back and listen. I don't remember saying Kenny doesn't want to watch her. All I said was your cat was abusive to Kennedy's. I didn't say Kennedy didn't want to watch the cat. I said your cat was abusive to Kennedy's animals. Which is true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly. And that's not true. He's not not abusive to Ghost and Colleen up like best friends.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what Kennedy said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Fitz.

[Monet X Change]

And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

am I gonna do. I need to call Kennedy. I'm gonna call Kennedy. Cause what you're not gonna do is be that girl. I'm gonna call all Ms. Warner. She's probably in bed. You know, Kennedy be asleep at night.

[Monet X Change]

It is 9 o' clock in the evening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kitty's not asleep because you. You stress out so much at work. She got so much to deal with.

[Monet X Change]

Can he have the day off while you're talking?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Poor Kennedy. Four Kennedy. Four. Kennedy is so stressed.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that was sent to voice. That was sent. You got sent. She saw that and said, oh, yeah. No, three rings is not a thing. But you got. Let me call Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kennedy Warner. I cannot believe that you sent me to voicemail. We are on the podcast and I'm very offended. And you know, Matt, don't call me back. Don't call me back.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that wasn't not answered, but you got declined, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Kennedy. Oh, Kennedy said, I'm at a concert.

[Monet X Change]

Convenient.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was sending screenshots. He said, at a concert. What's up, bitch?

[Monet X Change]

Go to her Instagram. Cause if Kennedy was at a concert, we'd all be seeing this shit. Kennedy posts everything. But let me tell you what Kennedy did. Let's tell you what Kennedy did. Kennedy posted me and Nicole Byer at the Pit Stop the first episode before it aired. And then someone on Reddit saw it, said, oh, my God, Bob's hosting the Pit stop before it was announced. And I was like, how did this happen? So I looked at the picture and I said, bitch, that's where Kennedy was sitting. That is where Kennedy was sitting. I said, kennedy. She was like, oh, I didn't know. We hadn't announced it. I was like, bitch, we hadn't announced it.

[Advertisement Voice]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet girl. Wait, wait. You said you were. No, call Patty. Call Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Why would we call Patty?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said. You said you were. You probably just texted Patty, so I'm about to answer the phone. Bob, you are not. Bob, you're not slutting the guy. I know how you operate. I know how you play the game.

[Monet X Change]

I did not text Patty, but I will call Patty right now, and let's just say Patty will answer for me, honey. Yeah, Patty's gonna answer for me, honey. Now you take the Patty telling him I'm not dancer. You're literally taking Patty right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not texting Patty. I am not.

[Monet X Change]

Show me your phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking to Kennedy. She asked me what's up. I'm telling her. I'm telling her. We're doing a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Prove it. Show me your phone, bitch. Show me the phone. Show me your last text to Patty. Hello? Hey, Patty. How you doing? Hey, Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How are you?

[Monet X Change]

Are you on the podcast? Are you okay? Yeah, no, I'm good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just got done repainting my bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work. Monet just called Kennedy, and she didn't answer. And then I was making fun of her, and I said, patty will answer if I call. And then you called.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You answered. Oh, well, wait, Patty, you're fired.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, she declined.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had a question.

[Monet X Change]

She declined. I think she blocked the number. Bitch. I think Kenny just blocked money on Instagram, too. All right, I love you, Patty. We need to get together. I love you. Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, bye.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Patty's on my payroll now. Patty, come on over to Bob Drag Queen, llc. So y' all can stop living in that crunchy over there with Monet. Living over in Crunchtown, usa, at Monet at Exchange Enterprises.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. My car. My car finally got. Oh, my God. Two things. My car finally got fixed after, like, three, five months of it being broke. And then, B, I turned my park sense off on my car. If anyone out there who has park

[Monet X Change]

sense, I don't know what that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, beep, beep, beep. It's a thing, like, when you back,

[Monet X Change]

it's like, beep, beep, beep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you get too close, it, like, crazy sound. Mine does this. A lot of cars Mine does this crazy thing when it's like, when it thinks you're too close, it like, does it like, and it like stops the car. I put that off and it's changed. It used to give me so much anxiety. It changed my life. Not very interesting, but I just wanted

[Monet X Change]

to let you know my car only makes a beep if you are there. I mean, you have to be if, if my car beeps, you're about to get hit. Like you're like you're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh really?

[Monet X Change]

When I got into a car accident, the car, they beep. I was like, that was a little late. And I have had one time where someone slammed on their brakes in front of me and I slammed on my brakes and I got like this close to their car and my car beeped. But my car does not beep. But when we're on, we're here, we usually each team gets a car. So team Bob has a car. So me, Kennedy and Layla, we all just share one car. You know what I mean? And Shangela and her team has a car. And Eureka, her team, they all. We all have cars. But I drive, I drive, I drive my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Our car.

[Monet X Change]

Sh. And Eureka usually don't drive their car. They usually have their assistance drive. But I, I prefer to drive. But these cars, I mean, the last car I had was like an envoy or something. You could be 30ft away. Some envoy, some kind of car, some kind of SUV. You could be 30ft away. This car is screaming, screaming. I was like, I need, I need to find out how to turn off the parks then. This shit was driving me crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Roberta, I have. Okay, here is. I'm going to ask you this on the podcast. I don't know if this is inappropriate. So as you may or may not, you know, Assad's cat passed away.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chicken passed away.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm going away for. I leave when I leave tomorrow. And I'm not, I mean I leave on Sunday and I'm not back until July 6th. So that's like three and a half weeks. I'm gone. Is it, is it like nice? Like, is it comforting or is it like strange to say, hey Assad, you want to watch Colleen for three and a half weeks? Like, would that be like, nice?

[Monet X Change]

I'll tell you when I get back. I'll tell you when I get back. We're back. I think that, um, so rest in peace to chicken. Asad's cat has passed away. And I think if you were to bring over like a nice, well behaved cat, that'd be nice. So dropping Colleen off probably wouldn't be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My God. First of all. Okay, may chicken rest in peace. Assad acknowledges on his Instagram chicken was wild. Chicken. He literally said chicken not besmirching the dead cat.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa, Jesus, Monet. You have reached a new low. You have reached a new wow. This is. I don't even know you anymore. I don't even recognize this person. Whoever this is, y', all, you are such. Yo, I'm going to do the chops with Latrice Manila. This is wild. Maybe Jada Essence hall end up in Heidi need a new co host. This is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is what Assad said about the cat in his post. Today we said goodbye to my boy Chicken. Everyone who met him fell in love with his big personality. He was always the life of the party and the after party. The house will feel empty without you, but I'm glad I got you to give you the best life I possibly could. I know you are somewhere right now terrorizing everyone and everything around you, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Like Assad acknowledged that chicken was wild. We all know chicken was wild.

[Advertisement Voice]

Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You came on this podcast and you said, I care. You, you, you. This podcast, FB submerged chicken talking about chicken bit you. Chicken is wild. You can't. So that's you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, bitch chicken was alive at the time. Bitch Chicken could defend himself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The question still stands. Is it nice to be like, no, it's not.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, your cat is violent. Of your own account. Your cat has started terror. That's how the. The whole conversation started. Because you said your cat beat somebody up. You told that story. I didn't tell that story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Colleen is not a violent cat. This is not violent.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, then what story did you tell about Colleen beating somebody up? Certain fights at school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why Colleen beat somebody.

[Monet X Change]

The whole conversation about Kennedy's cat getting beat up by your cat was because you said that Colleen was being bad and beat somebody up. Also, Assad has a 14 year old. Also Assad has a 14 year old dog, you know, who don't need to be around a 14 year old dog. Master Splinter, your cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Master Splinter was a rat.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. And I did not misspeak. And I did not misspeak.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I want to know. I mean, I'm gonna still text him and be like, ask him. Cause you know, Asad loves pet. Asad loves animals. So he might be okay with it, but I want to offer him that.

[Monet X Change]

Bring a nice animal over there. Don't bring this badass cat to nobody house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, you're so extra.

[Monet X Change]

And Colleen. And when you gone, Colleen cannot come here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. First of all, I would never put my cat in your fucking care, okay? If I came back, my cat would be fucking deaf. My cat.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, if you drop your cat off here, she would come back with some fucking manners. Let's make that clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My cat is fucking dead. Her little box would be crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all probably would forget to feed her. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

If you drop Colleen off. If you drop Colleen off here, she would learn to raise her hand before she meowed. I would just have to say, the last time you had this conversation about you taking care of Colleen, she hypothetically got eaten by a bobcat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet X Change]

Monetario. Monet made up that scenario. Can I drop Jacob off at your house when I leave town? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Jacob your pet? Oh, my God. Jacob, drag this. Drag this fucking shade.

[Monet X Change]

I can't bring my otter to your house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Jacob. Is Jacob considered an otter?

[Monet X Change]

Well, Jacob is hairy, but he doesn't really show his hair, but he is. He has a very hairy torso. Like, from, like, the collarbone to the. All the way down the legs. Jacob is hairy. I would say my nephew. My little cousin did call Jacob a barilla.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause he was a barilla.

[Monet X Change]

What he was blowing. He was just like, you're so hairy. He was like, oh, my God, you're so hairy. And Jacob was like, yeah, I have some hair on my body. He goes, this is crazy. You're just so hairy.

[Advertisement Voice]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And then he was like, what's it like to be a berilla? And Jacob was like, what? You remember Jacob? Jacob was like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a bearrilla. That's interesting.

[Monet X Change]

I think it was just a comment that he probably heard someone describe a hairy person as a barilla. He just got a kick. A kick out of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so Jacob is a. Is an otter. What would you classify Andy as?

[Monet X Change]

And he's a bear. And he's in the bear community somewhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I said. I said. I said Andy is. I said he's a. I said he's a. An older otter.

[Monet X Change]

No, he's not an otter. Otters are skinny. But also, to be quite frank, if you call any part of the bear community, he's probably triggered because you said he used to be fat. So he's probably triggered by the idea of being called a bear, quite frankly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said bears are fat.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. There's a connotation that bears are fat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it.

[Monet X Change]

But bears can have muscle Bears usually kind of beefy, and Andy is beefy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I said. But he says, no, he's not. He sweat.

[Monet X Change]

He don't want to be beefy. I'm like, no, wolves are old, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wolves are, like, older. Like, silver wolves are old. Right? That's what I said.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We kind of talked about this, like, a long time ago, like, maybe like three years ago. We did one about subcultures. But I was saying I don't ever really classify. I feel like oftentimes black people defy, like, the sub. Like, the subcategories almost. I don't ever see, like, a skinny white. I don't. I rarely see a skinny black boy and be like, he's a twink. I really like. I just. I rarely say that.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen skinny black boys be called twinks, and I've seen fat black guys be called bears, but outside of those two categories, I don't feel like black people. Outside of bears and twinks, I really think that bears, black people kind of just like, defy the. The gay categories.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not for me. Not even twinks.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I rarely hear skinny, young black, like, hairless guys call themselves twinks, but I hear white guys do it often.

[Monet X Change]

It's probably just because it's just not part of the black lexicon. So we just. They just don't say it. You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what would. Like, what would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would you call yourself? I don't know. Like, if I was using that, like, I don't know what I would be. What am I? What would you be? What would I be? I don't even know.

[Monet X Change]

Identify as a bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not an otter.

[Monet X Change]

Get slick. I'mma cut the I'm a bad. Suck some dick. If that gets slick, I'll cut the Otters are. Okay, this is not a dig at you. First of all, there's a couple. Why you can't be an otter. One.

[Advertisement Voice]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You are. You're not hairy. And if you are hairy, you're not keeping. You're not keeping enough hair on. And also, otters are like. Otters are like, very skinny. Otters are, like, the whole thing. The otters are like tall, skinny otters. If you ever stretch an otter out, they're just, like, really skinny and covered in hair. That's the point of an otter. They're skinny and covered in hair. An otter is just a twink with a lot of hair on their body.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting. Okay, so then what am I

[Monet X Change]

again? I think black people Kind of just defy these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, if I was white. If I was white, what would I be a Trump supporter? Oh, my God. Can I tell you what I did the other day on my Instagram? And I fucking gagged. So someone posted. I posted on my Instagram story, and I had to delete it because I thought it said, there are no, like. It was like a big pink banner said, there are no friendly. There are no friendly. Something to the vein of, there are no Republicans. No, there are no Bitch. Queer friendly.

[Monet X Change]

Gather your thoughts and then say it. I can't. You can't reset too many times. Gather. No, don't say anything. Give yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got it.

[Monet X Change]

Five seconds of silence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I have it. I have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have it. It said, there are no queer friendly. I thought it said GOP bitch you,

[Monet X Change]

Duff, but it said bitch. Monet, gather your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did.

[Monet X Change]

Are you still. No, but this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But this. This is a part of the story. Listen, listen, listen.

[Monet X Change]

It said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It said, there are no queer friendly GOPs. Well, I thought it said GOPs, but it was said cops. So I posted it. I posted on my story, and I said. And I said, let your friends and your family know. And everybody replied like, bitch, your brother.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause the fucking banner was like, wrinkles. I thought it was like, GOPs, like Republicans, but it was cops.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, not them responding with family pictures.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then so everybody was like. So it was like. It was like literally about 25 replies in my thing saying, bitch, what about your brother? And I'm like, oh, people are trying to say. Because my brother's like, is a cop. He's a Republican. I was like, like, no. And I read the thing, and I said, oh, but it says, there are no queer friendly cops.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, not everybody reply with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With. With.

[Monet X Change]

With. With. With pictures from your childhood. That is hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. I deleted it right away.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, I'm a horse. As a kid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The horse.

[Monet X Change]

Did you fall off a horse as a child?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I've never even been on a horse.

[Monet X Change]

You have a scar on your leg that your brother gave you. I feel like a psychic. You have a scar. You have a scar on your left leg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, they see the comments on the last. The last one about dreams. He was like, so Bob has. Bob used to see a lot of numbers. Every week he had a premonition, his grandmother gonna die. But yet, spirituality and psychology.

[Monet X Change]

Not for me, okay? It's just not for me. It doesn't Speak to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was rolling for that comment. So Bob can predict lottery numbers weekly. He had premonitions of people passing away, but he doesn't believe.

[Monet X Change]

Guys, what do you want? It just doesn't speak to me. Sorry. I don't believe in angels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. So I don't know if I can show.

[Monet X Change]

What leg is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even know what leg? This.

[Monet X Change]

What? Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is wrong with you?

[Monet X Change]

I was trying to find this video, and then I just. I went to the civil rivalry page to, like. But then, you know, when you go to a YouTube page, it just automatically starts playing stuff. And it was like, you know, that big civil rivalry noise. And it scared me. Cause I wasn't expecting a sound.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, what were you about to say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Oh, my God. Now I feel like something's.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel someone's in my house.

[Monet X Change]

You, nigga, ain't nobody at your house. Except. Unless you, Kim, Naomi, and Plastique hanging out again without me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Anyway, so the cigar you're talking about is this car right here. I can't even bring my leg up that high. It's this car right here.

[Monet X Change]

And I thought you said your brother

[Bob the Drag Queen]

pushed you off the horse. No, you're thinking of me. No. No.

[Monet X Change]

You're thinking of me. I have a scar on my thigh because I fell off. But your brother gave you that scar, though, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He did. He did. We were, like, running around the house, and we were like. And they were like. They were adding to our. To our. They were adding a part to the house.

[Monet X Change]

We were having a west wing built, I believe. The contractors were begging us for scraps of food. And at which point we said, servant, please return to the servant quarters. And, well, of course, they were building the west wing. Or the west. West wing. Replacing it. Anyway, the old one was upwards of two years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There were dudes. There's work being done in the house.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of work, nigga?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cinder blocks.

[Monet X Change]

What kind of work? Don't get slick. Tell us the work. We deserve to know. What kind of work were they doing in the house?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. You don't even.

[Monet X Change]

Because there was so much work there. That was good. You don't remember this one? You don't even remember this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, and then. So there was. Oh, yeah. So it was like a cinder block with, like, an iron sticking out of it. And we were, like, playing around, whatever. And then we were, like, running around the house, and he, like, he to, like, get in front of Me. He pushed me so I could fall on the floor. And I, like, as I went forward, the fucking iron just went into my leg and, like, fucking dragged my leg. And you know. You know how it's so deep, and I. I remember seeing the white flesh and like. Yeah, like, cuz houses in St. Lucia are made out.

[Monet X Change]

Not like an iron iron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not like, made out like. No, no, no. Like. Like a piece of, like, a metal iron. Like a. A pole. Like a piece of pole.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he pushed. And I remember it was so deep that I saw the white flesh on my leg, and the blood didn't start coming out for, like, stop. A couple of seconds. I don't like this.

[Monet X Change]

Stop. When I stop, we get it. You're right. Bang. This nigga trigger warning. Shit, this is nasty. God damn. Oh, my God, that is graphic. You got some big ass thigh. You know how deep that had to go? The whole leg of a table would have been Monet's leg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, girl. That was a while. That was a while.

[Monet X Change]

I've been watching the Pit Stop with. I've been doing the Pit Stop, and everyone. Everyone who. Who is, like, in there is like, is Monet wearing ass pads? I'm like, she not wearing ass pads. That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't wear aspads.

[Monet X Change]

That is just one trip to Dr. Zismore. And there she is. Thank you, Dr. Zismore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so funny that Ru and Michelle made that reference, because that's on, like, a. If it's not, I think it's only a New York thing, but it may be a northeast thing. Like, people outside of New York and New Jersey don't know who Dr. Zismore is, but now everyone makes that reference, and because on Drag Race, it's pop. On Drag Race, people get it now.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I only knew it because Dr. Zismore still had posters on the subway when I lived there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Right?

[Monet X Change]

Isn't that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember. I used to see that shit all the time. Dr. Zismore and Jay, can we please put it. Because, my God, I just googled Dr. Zismore. This is the ad on the fucking tray. Jay, please put a picture of this. This ad used to run in New York City, I'm telling y', all for decades. Let's read up a little bit about Dr. Zismore. Dr. Sizmore was born in 1945. He's still alive. He's 77 years old, is an American dermatologist in New York City, famous for his television commercials and prolific, colorful Subway ads promising that now you can have beautiful clear skin.

[Monet X Change]

Y.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is Dr. This more claim to fame, girl.

[Monet X Change]

But also the gag about Dr. Is more is like, you know, Dr. Zismore does not look like he is seven. The picture you see, he's like 40, maybe 50. That picture doctors ism. That picture is probably 30 years old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dr. Zizwar girl. The amount of advert bitch Rupaul and Michelle Visage are giving Dr. Zismore so much ad space.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it is a funny bit, but I saw. I mean, I don't know if Dr. Zismore still can afford to run ads because they probably priced them out. Dr. Zismore. Thanks. Dr. Zismore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we should.

[Monet X Change]

We try to get Dr. Zismor on the podcast put. We should try get. Do you think Dr. Zismore knows that he's getting his name plugged on Drag Race all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sure Dr. Zismore has some gay ass kids or grandchildren, but great grandchildren at this point. And they let him know.

[Monet X Change]

You also remember that guy who used to. It was like, was it Dan Smith will teach you guitar. Who is the guy in the ads so and so will teach you guitar. Was it Dan Smith?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who that is. I don't remember though.

[Advertisement Voice]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Side note, Dr. Zismore retired to study the Torah work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow. Is Jewish and he studied.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, his name is Zizmore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't know does that. Is that Jake? You know? You know, I'm gonna take your word for it. I'm gonna ask Jacob. Jacob is. Is this more Jewish last name? If you heard that, would you be like, oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's Sam. That sounds pretty Jewy. Yeah, it's Dismore. Dr. Hibblestein is Jewish. This is crazy. No, you never saw an ad for dan Smith will teach you guitar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't know that.

[Monet X Change]

If you Google it, you will see, I'm telling you every. I feel like this was one of those. Like, this guy, he became famous because his ads were everywhere. And all it said was it was just the guy with a guitar that said, dan Smith will teach you guitar. Like a threat, like, oh, nigga, you gonna learn guitar. It's gonna be. No one's in your house, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What it is so Colleen, I am. Oh, my God. I was typing Dan Smith. I just had some W and I filled it in with will teach you guitar.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he will. Oh, he will teach you guitar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember seeing this ad on the subway. I'M not saying. I just don't remember seeing.

[Monet X Change]

No, his were not in the subway. His were, like, in every bodega, every place you could put an ad. Dan Smith popped up that sign. Anywhere ad could be placed. Dan Smith, let it be known that this nigga will teach you guitar

[Bob the Drag Queen]

work. No. What it is. So.

[Monet X Change]

By the way, I'm so sorry to be doing this job, but I have to. If I don't do this now, I will not be able to. I apologize. I gotta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God, this is so gross. Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Is that gross? Ugh. I can breathe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any cat owners out there? I had those. Those electronic fish. So as long as, like, the. The cat engages with it, it starts, like, flipping around. So Colleen brings it on the staircase. So it's right here. I can hear it, like, flipping around. So. But with these on, it's muffled. I can't tell what it is.

[Monet X Change]

You want to grab this cat off with. With Assad. It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a toy. I let her play with the toy. She's not, like, pawing and clawing at

[Monet X Change]

the wall when they has a fish tank at her house with live salmon in it, she takes them out, throws them on the ground, and Colleen just attacks them. Attacks them and laughs. Little cat laugh. Tell the truth, Monet. Shave the devil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know. You know I can call her when I do that. Watch. Colleen's not here.

[Monet X Change]

You look crazy as hell now. Now who's not getting their calls answered? It's you. A whole episode of you not getting your calls answered. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, she gonna come. I bet you should. I bet you she'll come.

[Monet X Change]

But she'll be coming in 15 minutes. She'll be like, see? Told you. She gonna see her tomorrow. See, she made it. Colleen ain't coming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw the Vegas show, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that was your first time seeing it? Who was in the cast?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Derrick Barry, Roxxxy Andrews, Alexis Mateo, Latrice Royale, Naomi Smalls, and Ginger Minj was the host.

[Monet X Change]

How was everyone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone was great. It's my first time seeing the show. I had no expectations. I had no idea what to expect besides the number they did at the season 14 finale. And I. I'm not saying this. They're not paying me. The Vegas should not pay me to say this.

[Monet X Change]

They.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not in cast. I'm not ever gonna be lying. There she is. Kitty.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. Monet. Y' all say this. Look, go look up the cast of Vegas right now. Bet a dollar. Monet about to be announced. Go ahead, keep telling. Keep Doing your little. Keep doing your little paid promotion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, anyway. And I really enjoyed myself on the show. I had a good time. The numbers were great. It's like. Like, it's fun. Ginger was a good host. Fucking obviously. We know. Bob and I both Stan. Naomi. Naomi Smalls is just the perfect human being. She was fucking still Avi. Roxxxy fucking Andrews is so. Just to witness the glory that is Roxxxy. Like, her body just so great. Her makeup was great. Her hair was beautiful. Her outfits were stunning. Latrice was. I think this was like, Latrice's first week in the show. Like, her first couple days in the show. She's good. And Derek has been doing it for a while and also Alexis. But yeah, see, there she goes.

[Monet X Change]

I just feel like the amount of time between the call was kind of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She responded

[Monet X Change]

well. Clayton also makes noise. If you pick her up, she makes a noise. Every time I pick her up, she makes a noise. It's a weird cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob picks up the cat, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob picks her up. He'll pick her up. And he holds it like eight feet from his face. He's like,

[Monet X Change]

well, she has a history of attacking and I have a longer reach.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So. And also, I'm doing. I'm in rehearsals, doing Alaska's Drag the Musical. The musical thing, which has been going great and it's a really busy time. And it's like, you know. Yeah, you know, doing, like, rehearsals and shit. It's like an all day thing. And I have, like, so much going on, like, during the day. I'm like, every time we have, like, a break, I'm like, stopping out on a phone call, talking to someone for 25 minutes. Bitch. I am like, if Drag the Music

[Monet X Change]

goes to Broadway, will you travel with it? Will you go with it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know where I'll be that time.

[Monet X Change]

Not when they turn down the offer already. When they say she doing that shit. God damn on her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'm going to be. I'm going to be shocking and driving for that white.

[Monet X Change]

You wouldn't want to make your Broadway debut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go do it. Go shuck and jive for these white folk.

[Monet X Change]

You want to make your Broadway debut?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I made my Broadway debut already.

[Monet X Change]

In what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet? Rent.

[Monet X Change]

When? When

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the revival.

[Monet X Change]

The revival was not on Broadway. It was off Broadway. It was at New World Stages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the revival. Are you joking? The revival was absolutely on Broadway. They took us to see it in 10th grade. And what's that 2000. Two. 2000. Nope. 2000.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't notice that? It was at New World Stages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whatever. I saw it.

[Monet X Change]

You saw it where? Wait, you saw it? What year?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was not a New World Stage.

[Monet X Change]

What year did you go see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much? Whatever theater that is.

[Monet X Change]

What year did you go see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Between Broadway and 40th Street. Whatever. How old was what year Was I in? 10th grade.

[Monet X Change]

Let's what year did you graduate high school? Go two years back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That means I was all right, I graduated in 2012. No, I graduated college 2012. I graduated high school in 2008. So 2006, 2005.

[Monet X Change]

It was still on Broadway, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Red revival. 2000.

[Monet X Change]

It was still on Broadway. That was the original show. Still on Broadway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But that's the revival.

[Monet X Change]

That's not a revival, Monet. That was the original run. It was still on Broadway

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for that long. How many years was that?

[Monet X Change]

I think it opened in like maybe like 90 or something. Hey Google, when did Rent close on Broadway? I think it closed in 2008. Before I look at it, I'm pretty sure rent closed in 2008. I'm almost positive. Hey Google, when did Rent close on?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did close in 2008.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So you saw the original run, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, I didn't know that. I thought that was, I thought it was a revival.

[Monet X Change]

No, the revival was on, was at New World Stages. Michaela J. Rodriguez was in the revival actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mj.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she goes by Michaela J now. Michaela J. Rodriguez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We, we, we hung out the other day.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Love that we stand, you know, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know her and mj, Michaela J. And well, I mean when I was with her, she maybe probably publicly, she likes to be Michaela J, but with interperson with friends. She's mj. So my homegirl mj, well, let's just

[Monet X Change]

call her Mikayla J because she publicly referred to as Mikayla J. That seems respectful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. That's true. Can you, can I see the proof

[Monet X Change]

of that when I continue this, this seems like a really problematic conversation, but you, you just keep, keep, keep telling your story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, we hung her and her and RC went to high school together.

[Monet X Change]

Oh really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, so. And R.C. comes to town, they hang out in the me. She came to my for serve vodka. I did a, a little promotional show for my served vodka that we sold out of at Mickey's, which was very fun, exciting. You know, I have not done like a bar review show in like years. And honestly it was such a cute little thing to do. I really had fun Doing it.

[Monet X Change]

That's amazing. That's. That's. Are you gonna do some more?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but I had fun doing that one.

[Monet X Change]

There's. We are four episodes in. I don't know when. I don't know when y' all are watching right now, but we are four episodes in. There's still plenty to go, so you never know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're five episodes in.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not sure. I'm not sure, love. No, I think. No, we're definitely foreign. No, we're definitely foreign because 100% foreign.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, today is episode five.

[Monet X Change]

What episode came out today?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

By the time the Patreons hear this,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

there will be five.

[Monet X Change]

When he's playing the little future game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Learn, learn. Learn your business. Be about your business. Like, come on, now. Like, you gotta keep that hot.

[Monet X Change]

I hate when you do the New York talk. That is so annoying. That is so annoying. Oh, I hate it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dead ass. Like, for real. Like, dead ass. You could never be from New York. You can never. All right.

[Monet X Change]

I hate. There used to be this girl in my school from New York City. And the way she talked used to drive me. And I. And I love accents like Monet loves apples. Okay? But I just remember her saying it was the way she said mother and father. For some reason, it really drove me crazy. My mother, I was like, what is a mother?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother, my mother, my mother, my mother and my father.

[Monet X Change]

She was like, go tell your mother. And I was like, my mother. And we were like, what you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, you had this northeast bitch down there in Atlanta with y' all accents. She the crazy shit. She heard n. Like, you talking like, what the fuck?

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with Atlanta accents?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing wrong with accent. I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like, you have to hear her pronounce mother and father word. She has to hear other stuff. Like, yeah, well, we're gonna go down through the Piggly Wiggly.

[Monet X Change]

That is not how people from Atlanta talk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How they talk.

[Monet X Change]

People from Atlanta would say, y' all want to go to Piggly Wiggly? We got them. Go down to the Piggy Wiggly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gwinnett County. They don't talk like that.

[Monet X Change]

We say, y' all want to go. Y' all want to go to Piggy Wiggly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to live in Gwinnett. I used to live in Gwinnett County. And that's not how we talk in Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

I am from Atlanta. You know what? I'm not entertaining. I'm. I'm literally not entertaining this conversation. People in Atlanta do not go, y' all want to head down to the giggity gig. Gook, gook bitch. We're not from. We're not from fucking Augusta, Georgia or fucking Ludwissy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, in the past couple podcasts, you have launched this attack against New York City, Brooklyn, like. And I have to let you know the next time you step in New York City n square up.

[Monet X Change]

I was just there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Niggas from the Bronx.

[Monet X Change]

I was just in New York City. I had a great time. Everyone loves me. Yeah, the city still loves me. Yeah, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's because you was incognito. And from now on, I am. I am making it official now. Next time you go to New York City Square up. Because from the Bronx, from Harlem, from Brooklyn, my niggas out in Queens, we stop. We still ain't with y'. All. Not sat down can come too. We, we, we gonna show up at JFK, LaGuardia. You know what? Flying to EWR, flying to Newark. Don't even try flying into New York City because we're gonna be at the airport and we're getting that ass. We digging in that ass.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be back in New York City for pride. And I have a feeling it's going to go very well for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. We'll see New York City stand the fuck up. To quote Nicki Minaj, what's going.

[Monet X Change]

Next time you go to the Windy City, bitch, And after your little Twitter start with it with the Vivian, you better ever go to fucking Liverpool, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm British, okay? Let me tell you something. All my British, they know that the vivian blocked you.

[Monet X Change]

She fucking denied your visa, okay? Viv said click blocked your shit. Next time you go to Liverpool, bitch, you're getting your liver pulled right out your body, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch is testy. One of my favorite Nicki Minaj lyrics right now is from her song with Lavia undergoes. After all of that surgery, you were so ugly. That is what gets me. That shit is so funny to me.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's a little ableist. No, I like when she goes. I like when she goes. I don't do coke a little bitch. I don't even do Pep C. I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

even do pep C.

[Monet X Change]

I don't do coca, little bitch. I don't even do Pep C.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nicki Minaj should really be writing some rap.

[Monet X Change]

You claim you don't like me, but do everything like me. Now that is what gets me good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gug Gum. Yes. Oh, my God. Give me, give me.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about that later. I gotta say Again, but on our tour, we're not. We're not doing any artists. We're doing our own music. Well, that's not true for mine. I'm doing like. I mean, I don't want to spoil it. I want to say it on. I want people to be surprised when I do it. I want to say it now for the tour. But come to listen. Get your motherfucking ticket for some. Oh. Our New York City date is almost sold out. So if you're trying to wait till the last minute to buy tickets, you're going to be sitting at home watching our Instagrams, watching the Patreon ball headed and confused because you missed out on tickets. Our New York show is almost sold out.

[Monet X Change]

And we're not adding. We're not adding any shows to New York City either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we're not adding any shows. Any city that sell out.

[Monet X Change]

Monet, before I get out of here, I want to ask you a question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Ok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. What?

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean, oh, God? What is this supposed to mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I know it's probably some nonsense.

[Monet X Change]

Why am I. Why I got to be nonsense? Why I got to be nonsense?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you be doing crazy shit. I didn't wonder why people are surprised when people receive you like that.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what have you been receiving like that? What are you talking about? How are people receiving me? What you been talking about behind my back? How are people receiving me? What? Bob, I want to hear about this reception. What's up with this reception?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reception?

[Monet X Change]

How about being received?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no way. Hmm. Oh my God, you're such a mess.

[Monet X Change]

When am I gonna see you again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I know for a fact that you're free on Friday. Come hang out with me. I know for a. No, not Friday. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I can't.

[Monet X Change]

What day am I DJing? I know for a fact you're free tomorrow night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I have. I have rehearsal until 7:00'.

[Monet X Change]

Clock. Okay. At the exact same place you're rehearsing. See you there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you really at the same place?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know where you. I'm. I'm DJing in the. In the place where y' all are doing the. The show, though. Oh, yeah, you'll come see me. I can swing by and see no nigga hang out. We hanging out. Put your dancing clothes on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We shall see if your set is good. Are you gonna play Kylie?

[Monet X Change]

This heavy gray. I ain't playing no fucking sucking. Huh? What

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are you gonna play, Kylie?

[Monet X Change]

I ain't gonna Play no fucking Monet. It'd be good. All Monet, all night long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only me. Only if you agree to play Kylie in my company.

[Monet X Change]

But soak it up. Soak it up. Remix. I'm gonna play B B. I'm gonna play a remix of Beyonce. I'm gonna play there for you. Then a remix of that I'm gonna do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna play Kylie?

[Monet X Change]

Monday's I Maria and then a remix of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you gonna pick Kylie or not?

[Monet X Change]

If you show up, I'll play Kylie. If you don't, I'm not playing Kylie, but I am playing Janet. And oh, and the comments dragged you for your jet. They were mad mad about that Janet Shit, girl. You got them mad mad, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they dragged you about.

[Monet X Change]

Not like they did, girl. They were mad mad about these Janet comments. They were hot. And we did say hot takes. Also, can you finally admit now that every single person in the comments was like, monae, you are just lying about this Samsung iPhone thing. Can you now, can you now cop to it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh no. I even did some screenshots. Oh, I'm so glad you brought this up.

[Monet X Change]

Screenshots of what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had some ocular proof here.

[Monet X Change]

That conversation people, everyone's like, monet, it's a thing. Why are you acting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I mean, yes, I will say some people did say that, but it also had the.

[Monet X Change]

But also the real question is how many of those comments were there? How many likes they have? This one has. I'm a Samsung user. Bob is 100, right? That has 151 likes. How many does yours have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, which one?

[Monet X Change]

It's one of the top comments. It has 151 likes. It says, I've had a Samsung for some 14 years. It's basically Bob is right. It has 151 likes. So I want to know the comments you have. How many people are agreeing. It's just, it's just you and your, your, your spam. I don't know you and your spam accounts. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is by someone who works at Google for. Works for them. Android is made by Google and Google does make Android phones. And as someone who is really heavily involved in tech conversation, because I'm a nerd, I would say the back and forth is pretty equal in that realm. Tech enthusiasts, Android people are obsessed with shitting on iPhones. But I do agree that average everyday Android people don't really care. And iPhone people go on and on. He goes on to say, I mean the conversation goes both ways. Android OS is a direct response to iOS Apple made a night mode and adjust the color temperature of the screen and what do you Let me stop

[Monet X Change]

you for you to read this paragraph. What do you think you're arguing? I'm not arguing about the quality of the phones. I'm arguing that Apple people are obsessed with iPhone people. So I don't want you to read this thing about who did what, made who from when, where.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, he's going on saying, he's going on saying that that Android I mean Android people Android sorry to Android people bully Apple people saying that their how many likes are infer how many likes saying that how many likes?

[Monet X Change]

How many likes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I screenshotted this the day that how many likes I I, I'm, I screenshotted this the day the episode came out.

[Monet X Change]

The answer is 0.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

13 likes.

[Monet X Change]

The answer is 0. Also, not to mention you that same thing he said in the tech world. He goes the average person does not care and I agree that the iPhone users do bully in the, in the comment you just read. Read that part again. Read that part again. Since you reading the part we said in the everyday life iPhone users do go and read that part again. Read it, read it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, as a. Yeah. And you, you made a mistake and reading it on accident.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, I agree that but I he said I do agree that that average everyday Android people don't really care and iPhone people go, yeah, thank you. Yes, I did also but Bob, I never said that. I never said that iPhone people don't. I my, my argument was that Android people do as well. That's what my argument was. I never said iPhone people don't do that. I said, I said Android people do every comment and you were like, no, they don't. But you, you said Apple people are obsessed.

[Monet X Change]

Andrew comments here 100% that has happened to me. I have always used Samsung phone products and got shade from iPhone users. I'm choosing to be gaslit by Monet. She do be drooling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, let me, let me, let me open my Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just reading all these but 100% Bob is right. It does happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You skimming. You skimming?

[Monet X Change]

I'm skimming one. You're skimming about the Chinese food and the people are putting the Chinese food

[Bob the Drag Queen]

orders in what, what, what pod, what ep, what podcast hot takes?

[Monet X Change]

I stay getting dragged for my green text bubbles. Lmao. Thank you for defending our honor. Bob. Always entertaining. I am with Bob on the seafood. Oh, never mind. Oh, it says I'm with Bob on the seafood and the catfish. That's all it says. I'm just. I'm skipping over the ones about the food. Here's one. As an iPhone user, I take every opportunity to talk about people that enjoys. I don't know why Monet's acting like this isn't a thing,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but. Hold on, hold on one second.

[Monet X Change]

If you gotta look that hard, it ain't there. Monet, we gotta go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was trying to get into this as Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Was saying, as Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we gotta go. No, listen. This is by Breanna Smith. When I got my first iPhone, I was called a sheep. I was called a sheep by dudes with neckbeards and made boss sounds at me because I didn't care about the newest tech. I've been an iPhone person ever since because Android people make fun of me for being a greasy white guy. Elitism.

[Monet X Change]

How many likes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Boom. Thank you. This has 64 likes.

[Monet X Change]

How many likes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

64.

[Monet X Change]

How many likes? You made it up. Screenshot. I want to see these. I want to see 64 on my ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, nigga. Bitch, fucking screenshot.

[Monet X Change]

Your go do your own research. I love how you be stutter when you lie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not lying. I not. Nigga, I said it without lying.

[Monet X Change]

I love how you be lying when you did you. Yeah, I was imitating you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you wasn't. All y' all listening. I was watching him. He was not imitating me. That nigga was sitting on his own like, goodbye, Goodbye.

[Monet X Change]

We're done. You're done.

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