The One Where We Become Casting Directors

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast – Episode: The One Where We Become Casting Directors

Release Date: June 23, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Theme: Reimagining Hollywood – Who Would We Cast?

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Episode Overview

In this lively and laugh-packed episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change step into Hollywood’s shoes—casting director style. With their trademark chemistry and playful ribbing, they tackle the ultimate queer daydream: “Who would play who in remakes of iconic films?” The conversation crisscrosses Black representation, nepo babies, TikTok culture, and what counts as "twink." Between fashion squabbles, drag trivia, and casting debates, this episode is a comedic (and sometimes chaotic) masterclass in Drag Queen pop culture commentary.

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Main Topics & Key Moments

Fashion "Stealing" & Studio Banter

• Starts at 01:12
• Bob accuses Monét of “stealing” his sweatpants after a studio visit, sparking a hilarious back-and-forth about who copies whom in fashion, wigs, and workout habits.
• Notable jab:
  • Bob: “You are constantly stealing ideas from me.” (01:05)
  • Monét: “And I wear the cock ring in this relationship.” (04:39)

Content Creation & Influencer Collabs

• 06:10 – 10:59
• Bob discusses his first influencer collab hangout, comparing traditional drag culture’s deep bonds to the apparent “show up, shoot, and bounce” style of TikTok stars.
• They riff on how different it is from the drag scene where, as Monét puts it: “Drag is so much of a lifestyle...we were at the clubs together ...some people live together...” (09:14)

Who’s the Best Skarsgård?

• 12:24 – 23:28
• Spirited debate over which Skarsgård is most famous: Alexander or Bill. Monét roots hard for Alexander (“He was on True Blood!”), Bob for Bill (“He’s Pennywise!”), with Jacob chiming in facts.
  • “That’s cause you old, nigga.”—Bob (12:46)
  • “Alexander’s the hot one. Bill’s the scary one. Gustav’s the ... loser.”—Monét (15:17 – 15:36)

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Full Casting Fantasy: Icons, Angels, and Addamses

Pennywise from IT

• 23:37
• Prompt: Who would you recast as Pennywise if not Bill Skarsgård?
  • Bob: “Jack Black. I think Jack Black would make a really good Pennywise.” (24:03)
  • Monét: “You really believe in Jack Black like that?” (24:21)

Charlie’s Angels

• 38:27 – 44:48

• Monét’s Angels: Issa Rae, Zendaya (“Zendaya is pronounced Zendaya,” clarifies Bob at 40:21), Michaela J.

  • Bob questions Issa Rae’s fight skills: “Does Issa Rae do fight scenes?” (38:44)

• Bob’s Angels (and others): Zendaya, Stephanie Hsu (“That girl can fight, obviously.” 42:14), Priyanka Chopra or Jamila Jamil.

• Charlie’s Recaster:

  • Monét: “Charlie's gotta be a woman – Janelle James… 'Good morning, Angels!'” (43:52)
  • Bob: “I would keep Charlie a straight man… Bill Maher” (44:19) and banters about confusing him with Bill Murray.

Kill Bill (Beatrix Kiddo)

• 45:33
• Monét: Scarlett Johansson (“She’s such a great combat fighter…superstar!” 46:22)
• Bob: “Hunter Schafer as Beatrix Kiddo.” (47:10)

The Addams Family (Black Version)

• 49:06 onward
• Morticia: Both pick Sheryl Lee Ralph.
• Gomez: Monét – Jamie Foxx; Bob – Kevin Hart. “Gomez has to be a short king.” (50:32)
• Wednesday: Both mention Amandla Stenberg or Marsai Martin.
• Pugsley: Bob proposes the viral ‘Science Kid’ (“that would be so cute!” 53:13).
• Lurch: Monét has Kevin Hart for comedic effect; Bob: Wiz Khalifa (“Wiz Khalifa is my Lurch, for sure—a very chill Lurch.” 54:05).
• Uncle Fester: Monét – Anthony Anderson; Bob – Bing Rhames.
• Grandmother: Both enthusiastically endorse Whoopi Goldberg.
• Bob on casting: “Let’s not act like I live in a mansion. I live in a three-bedroom apartment with three people.” (37:37)

To Wong Foo

• 56:44
• Monét: Noxzema – Daryl Stephens; Vita – Jacob Elordi; Chi-Chi – Angel Curiel.
• Bob argues: “No one else should be playing Noxzema except for me… no one else.” (57:05)
• A funny breakdown about queering classic casting—Lin-Manuel Miranda as Chi-Chi?

Wizard of Oz (Drag/Hollywood Remix)

• 61:58 – 66:02
• Wicked Witch: Celine Dion (Bob: “I’m gonna get you and your little dog too!” 62:31)
• Glinda: Amy Sedaris or Tyra Banks (for “Only bad witches are ugly.” 65:05)
• The Wizard: Vince Vaughn
• The Lion: Jack Black; Tin Man: Lakeith Stanfield; Scarecrow: Elijah Kelly
• Dorothy: Bob wants a young Black actress and settles on “Eternity,” a popular TikTok singer (after much debate with Monét, who claims she’s “unknown”).

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Additional Highlights

Nepotism in Hollywood

• Discussion about the proliferation of Skarsgårds—“When is it talent and when is it nepotism?” (16:58)

Drag Culture and Identity

• An entertaining aside on “twink” vs “bear” culture, and whether Black drag performers get placed into these queer subcategories.
  • “Black people can do anything white people can do—including the incredibly impressive thing, apparently, of being a twink.” –Bob (28:09)

Comedic Fashion Rivalry

• Running joke that Bob and Monét copy each other’s looks, tastes, and habits—teasing about black hats, low-sodium tajin, and even workout routines.

“Dumb Bitch” Quotation

• “I’m just a dumb bitch. I don’t know nothing.” –Monét (self-deprecatingly, caught in a lie about being on set) (12:02)

Plastique Tiara’s Drag Edit

• Mini drag viral moment watching a Plastique Tiara edit: “She edits this all by herself…it all just looks so—the quality looks really good!” (48:23)

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Notable Quotes & Playful Jabs

• On Recurring Influence:
  • Bob: “You are constantly stealing ideas from me.” (01:05)
  • Monét: “And I wear the cock ring in this relationship.” (04:39)
• On Aging Out of Pop Culture:
  • Bob: “That’s cause you old.” (12:46)
  • Monét: “You’re making things up.” (38:57)
• On Drag Industry Realness:
  • Bob: “First of all, I didn’t make fun of you.” / Monét: “The black hat, the low sodium tajin—what else do you want to be like me?” (29:58)
• On Self-Casting:
  • Bob: “No one else should be playing Noxzema except for me. No one else should be playing Noxzema except for me. And I said it with my whole chest.” (57:03)
• On Not Knowing a Viral Star:
  • Monét: “Calling Eternity ‘unknown’ is insane.” (67:35)
  • Bob: “Do you want to apologize to Eternity?” (67:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Studio/Fashion Banter: 01:12–05:16
• Content Creator/Influencer Talk: 06:10–10:59
• Skarsgård Family Debate: 12:24–23:28
• Casting Pennywise: 23:37–24:43
• Charlie's Angels Recast: 38:27–44:48
• Kill Bill Beatrix Kiddo: 45:33–47:13
• Addams Family Black Casting: 49:06–56:16
• To Wong Foo Reboot: 56:44–59:45
• Wizard of Oz Drag Remix: 61:58–66:02

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Tone & Language

Pure Sibling Rivalry: rapid-fire wit, playful pettiness, organic interruptions, tons of queer references and drag in-jokes—warm and unserious even when tackling differences of opinion.

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For Listeners New and Old

This episode is a must-listen for fans of pop culture, drag, and fantasy casting—think an unfiltered, hilarious, Black and queer reimagining of the Hollywood canon, colored by the inside-baseball of drag and real life friendship roasts. Run, don’t walk, to hear who Monét and Bob would put in wigs, whips, or witch’s hats!

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob Taylor]

See terms.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob Drag Queen and

[Monet X Change]

I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet obsesses over the Skarsgars.

[Monet X Change]

We dive deep into casting some iconic movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just a dumb bitch. They don't know nothing. And we find out. Monet, Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are constantly stealing ideas from me.

[Jacob Taylor]

Monet visited Bob's studio. That's what we were talking about. Monet coming to Bob's studio for inspiration.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, thank you. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's be very clear. I have never come to get inspired at your studio. Let's be very clear. I've come to your studio to spend time with you and have my best friend to get inspired. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Monet came to my studio. Looking around, I thought she was just like, checking things out to be like, oh, what's going on? What's new?

[Monet X Change]

What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come to find out, everybody.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, hey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Next thing I know, Monet's wearing a pair of pants that I own after she visited my studio. What pair of pants?

[Jacob Taylor]

You own?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You wearing them right now.

[Monet X Change]

You own these pants?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, and I own them before you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, these. Are these at your studio?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, unless those are actually mine and you mop them. Bob, let me. You saw them. They were sitting on the table.

[Monet X Change]

I did not see those pants. I swear to God, I did not see them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And just coincidentally, this very unique pair of sweatpants, by chance, Unique. I mean Caleb. Sorry, that's my. That's my brother, Taylor. Grab a pant.

[Monet X Change]

They're from Instagram. Okay, Unique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Our feeds are not the same.

[Monet X Change]

Apparently they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you are gonna tell me that you just happen to come into my studio and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you just happen to have this? It is a very. Stand your ass up. Stand up, nigga. Stand up, nigga. Stand your ass the fuck up, bitch. Monet is wearing these. We have the same pants. That's hilarious. How many times have y' all seen a pair of gray sweatpants with a fucking rope on them? You are constantly stealing ideas from me. I'll get your rest. You know, just clear it up. Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm mopping ideas? I come to your studio and see a bunch of hideous fucking wigs all the time. Am I wearing hideous wigs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I've seen you wear some hideous wigs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we'll pull back before you have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a studio like this, then. Jacob, roll that beautiful bean I got you.

[Monet X Change]

And J, roll that beautiful bean footage of you wearing some hideous wigs as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my question is, when are you gonna stop biting off of me?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, boy. I did not. First of all, you literally started wearing your hat to the front because of me. You are literally copying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a trauma response. You're being eliminated on the podcast. This is a trauma response.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you have to get a black one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vanished.

[Monet X Change]

You have to get a black one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, these are your. These are old back in the day wigs. This is the most recent episode of the Pit Stop.

[Monet X Change]

And, you know, that wig looked beautiful. From the front, honey. From the front, you can't tell me shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So since you're talking about. Oh, you're all your old back in the day wigs. Monet, Listen, I understand. I'm a big inspiration.

[Monet X Change]

Bob. Hey, let me tell you something. There is no. I did not see those fucking pants as your thing. First of all, you started wearing y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Bob wore these green pants last night. Bob ain't never wear pants like that since I started wearing baggy. That is true. You started wearing green pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been wearing big, baggy, flowy clothes for a very long time.

[Monet X Change]

The pants that Bob wore on the list episode, y'. All. Bob ain't never wear pants like that. And. And y' all know they're clearly a Monet X change inspiration because it's very my style, so. It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have been known to wear big, baggy, flowy clothes, not pants.

[Monet X Change]

You have your little dresses and your little sacks. Not pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wear pants. I wear the pants in this relationship. And apparently, I inspire you to put on the exact same pants.

[Monet X Change]

And I wear the cock ring in this relationship.

[Jacob Taylor]

Baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these bitches is my sons. You wear the cage. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Misgendering me now. I'm a son.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you are my son. All these bitches is my son. I gave you both I non binary Jew. All these bitches is my sons.

[Monet X Change]

Well, are just. It's just a female dog, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, female dog.

[Monet X Change]

So now I'm a dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a female, you're a dog and you're my son. But it's okay. I understand. I understand. Anyways, I get all this. I get it. You understand that. So thank you. I want to say thank you for being inspired.

[Monet X Change]

Is it bad to be drinking wine at 10am

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's for you to decide. For me, it would be bad, yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was the. Why are you trying to hide the brand that you're promoting on that coffee cup?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not trying to hide it. It's just the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could they kick you off their network?

[Monet X Change]

It's just the way the cup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They kicked you off their network. I know what that cup says. Clear it up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it says Bulma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you know, you know what? When one day I'm talking about that Blue Ivy literally kicked her off the. Off the tv. Blue Ivy walked into the

[Monet X Change]

Blue Ivy

[Bob the Drag Queen]

studio and said, I want this off the air. And you know what? You got taken off the air.

[Monet X Change]

I have a question. Will we feel old when we. When we officially see the blue IVs, the northwest sisses, and all of them like full on careers and they're like fucking 20, 30 something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that.

[Monet X Change]

When do you think we'll feel old? These literally these little children that we've grown up with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think for me, having an adult living in my home who I knew since. Who I knew his mom before he was born is when I started feeling a little bit like, not as I had some influence in my studio the other day. You know Keon, the one who does the Edna Mode thing? Yeah, I did a little scooter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Came over and we just like did some content. I. I finally had one of my content creator hangouts. Monet had one a while back. I finally had my. You remember when you went to that guy's house and you danced?

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You went to the guy's house and you danced, but the video never came out. He was like some guy who like, does dances.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Garrett Clinton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's the one. So I finally had my influencer hangout day. It was very. It was very interesting. Cause I see these influencers, like, team up and I'm like, what is this? Like, what is the hang like? What is the hang normally like? And I was asking Keon and he was like, normally we just show up, do the thing and literally just bounce like Literally just be like, all right, we did the thing. They. They meet up. Well, he didn't. To be fair, Keon actually did not say this. I want to be very clear. This is actually Keon. Did I say that at all? I extrapolated this. What Keon said was, this was the funnest hang I've ever done. Like, this is the most fun I've ever had collabing with someone, because we came.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I showed him around the studio. We did our videos together. We did, like, a few videos. We played some video games just randomly offline. We just played Bo Boomerang, Fu, and Fortnite. And then we did a TikTok live. And he was like, this is, like, the most fun that I've had. So I just want to be very clear. Keon did not say, we make the videos. We go. I extrapolated that.

[Monet X Change]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And by looking at other people's videos, I was like, do they just go to people's houses, make videos, and just, like, leave? Is that what happened with you?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all didn't hang out? Y' all didn't like Kiki order food?

[Jacob Taylor]

No.

[Monet X Change]

There was, like, 19 different. Like, they had, like, 19 different setups. Like, people. Like, people were learning a dance. People were filming one. People were. So it was, like, always content, creating going on. I literally camera did one, and then I left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There was no hang.

[Monet X Change]

No. I don't know what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keon did not say. That's what. That's what he does. I just extrapolated that. And now from. Now from talking to you, and I saw some other video of these people, it was James Charles came up on my screen. Actually, James Charles didn't come on my screen is the truth. Okay. This girl making fun of James Charles came over my TikTok feedback, and then I went and searched what she was referencing. Cause James Charles. I don't follow James Charles. And I wanted to see what she was referencing. And then I looked to, like, two or three of his videos, and it's just him and, like, these, like, very famous tiktokers, and they're just, like, dancing. And I'm like. They just go to his house for, like, 20 minutes, maybe even less, and just do this dance and then just, like, leave. Is that how it is?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I'm not judging.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

It's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just so new to me because you know how it is where we come from. You hang out, you go to the garment district, you sew, you met, you. You really, really hang out after the gig, you Go to the diner. Like, you and I are used. The people you collaborate with, you really, really hang out with them, you know?

[Monet X Change]

But also, drag is different than content creating, right? Like, drag is. Drag is so much of a lifestyle content creation. I guess it could be a lifestyle, but drag was literally like a lifestyle for us. Like, we were at the clubs together, we were doing everything. It was, it wasn't just only making garments. We like work together. We. Some people live together, you know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think it's more of a lifestyle working together. They live together. They got content houses and shit. Yeah, I think it was this video where, where James Charles and this guy who does this like, chickadee, bang bang, chickadee, chickadee. Have you seen his dance?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's literally just like this guy going like. That's the whole dance. It's just that shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, push, push, push. Ooh, that's. That's the whole dance. And he, and he just does this dance like everywhere. He just goes with as many celebrities or influencers as he can. Just doing this dance. That's his, that's his thing. And it's just so interesting to me.

[Monet X Change]

So are you, are you, are you into your, your Tick Tock Hang era?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am, but you could. No, no, I don't think. I don't have any other ones lined up, but if another Tick tocker comes over and wants to create something, we have, we, we like, you have to hang out, you know, I mean, you have to sit while I make the dress. Like we have to hang out. You're not about to pop in here, make a video and turn around and leave we hanging out.

[Monet X Change]

Why? That's what they want. That's what they're comfortable with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to. I don't want to create with them. Work fair, you know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, did you have fun doing that?

[Monet X Change]

I did not have fun. I was also. I was new to la, so it was just all a new experience. I think I was living in LA for maybe like two or three weeks. I think I had just got a car, like, so I was just like figuring out, like, what it means to live in Los Angeles. So I was like, oh, this is kind of what people do. So I don't really know. To be honest. I have never done it since then, so I don't know. I don't really know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I look like a movie director.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you really, especially with the hoodies today, you're really sinking into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, guys, can we reset to one? Do you know what that means? Do you even know what that means?

[Monet X Change]

I had no idea. But I've actually never been on a set before, done a movie or anything before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, it's just your main sarcastic. What does it mean to reset to one?

[Monet X Change]

I. I don't know. I've never been. I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to be cute. What does it mean to reset to 1?

[Monet X Change]

I literally say I don't know. I've never done it. I've never done a commercial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Even though. Even though you forget shows you've been on, we remember. So if.

[Monet X Change]

If you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The question is, are you paying attention when you're there? That's the question. I'm not asking if you've ever been on set. I'm asking do you pay attention when you're there?

[Monet X Change]

W. Literally never have done anything? I do not know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I think you're dodging the question because you don't know what it means.

[Monet X Change]

Reset to one. Exactly. I don't. I don't know. I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This tactic might work on Andy. This tactic might work on Patrick. I literally might work on Tyler.

[Monet X Change]

That I don't know. So. What? What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you also said you never did anything, so one of these li. I've never been on a set. You have been on a set. You lying ass. You're a lying. You never been in front of a camera. You lying. You had a whole TV show. You lying. So what's the truth? Are you lying then or you lying now? Tell us what reset to one means.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never.

[Monet X Change]

I've never done anything. I'm just a dumb bitch. I don't know nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. That part I agree with. You stop lying, you stop lying after that, you stop lying after that.

[Monet X Change]

Never did anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then you started telling the truth when you said I'm a dumb bitch. I know when the. I know when the lies start. When they stop. Okay. You not about to fool me, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Such a fucking cunt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen no Sparatu?

[Monet X Change]

No, I haven't seen it yet. That's the one with Alexander. Bill Skarsgard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill Skarsgard is low key. The most famous Skarsgard now. No.

[Monet X Change]

Alexander's guard. I still say it's more famous than him. You think Bill Scars are more famous than Alexander?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's cause you old, nigga.

[Monet X Change]

You old. No, I think Alexander Scarsgard is a famous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You only think that because you're old.

[Monet X Change]

You're forgetting their dad. What's the dad Name.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know. You forgetting them, too?

[Jacob Taylor]

Stellan Skarsgard.

[Monet X Change]

Stellan Skarsgard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill Skarsgard is the most relevant Skarsgard right now.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, that's different. Yes, I agree that he's the most relevant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think he's probably more famous than Alexander.

[Monet X Change]

I disagree. I think Alexander is still more famous. Bitch. He was on True Love all these seasons. He was in Tarzan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's done.

[Monet X Change]

He's done a lot of movies.

[Jacob Taylor]

Also Big Little Lies.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob Taylor]

Just because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aren't the Skars guards Swedish?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob Taylor]

Scandinavian?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Norwegian.

[Jacob Taylor]

One other.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're from Sweden. I'm gonna go on a limb and say they're from Sweden. The Skarsgrd.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna say they're Norwegian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll give the answer in a second. But I mean. But also, Bill Skarsgard was. What are they?

[Jacob Taylor]

Swedish?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Swedish. Also Bill Skarsgard. Is it the Cl. He's. He's Pennywise.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Dancing Clown. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's massive. Big Little Lies is a huge television. Are you kidding me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's Nosferatu.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. He was fucking. I don't know the name in True Blood. But that guy in True Blood.

[Jacob Taylor]

Eric.

[Monet X Change]

Eric.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were. When Eric and Bill had a sex scene.

[Monet X Change]

Ugh. Alexander Skarsgard in fucking True Blood was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't really into Bill Compton.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Bill was too buttoned up. I was into Alexander Skarsgrd. Heavy, though. And that was not my sexual awakening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I was way what Bill said, Ms. Sookie.

[Monet X Change]

I was way more. I was. You know, I'm gonna rewatch she Blows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A brilliant show.

[Jacob Taylor]

It really goes off the rails after, like, season three, though.

[Monet X Change]

My friend. My friend Janine was on there. Oh, my God. He was in the Northman. I forgot about that.

[Jacob Taylor]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexander or Bill?

[Monet X Change]

Alexander. He's in Succession. Oh, yeah.

[Jacob Taylor]

He's in Secession.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexander. You're naming old ass movies. You're old.

[Monet X Change]

Secession is a show happening right now. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, is it?

[Jacob Taylor]

Won a bunch of Emmys for best drama TV show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Bill Skarsgard was in Nosferatu.

[Monet X Change]

It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in the remake of the Crow. Barbarian Boys Killed World. The Devil. The Devil. They remade the Crow, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

No one wanted to see the first one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the first Crow was popular. I never. I didn't watch it, but it was very popular, apparently. I mean, I couldn't be me. I did not watch the Crow.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, could you imagine being the third brother, though? Gustav. Gustav Skarsgard. Ain't nobody care about no. Fucking Gustav.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he an actor?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl. He was in Vikings Evil Immigrants. He was in Ratatouille. I don't know what he played in Ratatou.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe he quit the business.

[Monet X Change]

Gustav. I mean, he was acting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Bill's the scary one, apparently.

[Monet X Change]

And Alexander's a hot one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who's Gustav?

[Monet X Change]

Gustav is the loser.

[Jacob Taylor]

And we need to take an ad break. God.

[Monet X Change]

I'm Kiana. And I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Start your free [e-mail].

[Jacob Taylor]

i started Ornada in 2013 and we make bike apparel. The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily. If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle. It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify. Start your free trial on shopify.com.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

all right, we're back. What other movie was he in? You're about Bill. Are you talking about who? Talking about stuff, girl.

[Monet X Change]

There's a fourth one. Valter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, there's another. Another Skarsgrd.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Valta Skarsgard.

[Jacob Taylor]

That's like a whole knuckle baby family, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that was gonna be my question. When does it. When is it talent and when is it nepotism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in Atomic Blonde. He was in Allegiant. He was in who, Who.

[Monet X Change]

Who was this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill. Bill's not a lot, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill was in Nosrad 2 it. The Crow it part two. Obviously. Boy kills world. John Wick, Barbarian, Deadpool. Two Eternals. He was in Eternals.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's Eternals.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he is. He's the Ooky Kooky and Spooky Skarsgard.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, there's. Okay, there's five of them. There's Gustav. Aha. Sam Alexander. And Bill is Alexander the old. Oh, my God. They're all. Well, because they're fucking Norwegian. They're all like 6 9.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Norwegians are. They're not 6 9.

[Monet X Change]

He's 6 4.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very tall.

[Monet X Change]

It's very tall. Which one Alexander notice is valter.

[Jacob Taylor]

Sam is 6 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, which one's 6 5?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. He's an actor's guard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sam and bill is 6 4. No, no. Norwegians are giant people. They're giants.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they really are. Oh, But Sam is definitely not the looker of the family, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Nate, can we stop reading the scars guards? They might be big fans of this.

[Monet X Change]

I imagine the scars guard listen to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

our podcast at all their family reunions.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Yo, they're all six four. Gustav is six' four as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bill be looking kind of sad. Yeah, I mean, Alexander be looking sad. He'd be like, does he yo look like he just sad?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. If you had to fuck one of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which Alexander. Thanks for coming on my TED Talk. Next question. Do you have any other questions for me?

[Monet X Change]

Although, you know, he's one of those people. I think he was really high. He looked like he's not gonna age very well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, he always look how sad he'd be like. He just like, he's going. He's like. He's going through it, and he'd be like.

[Monet X Change]

Is he ever married to anyone? No, he's not married. He has been married. Oh, yeah, he has been married.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he. He got divorced.

[Monet X Change]

No, nothing Mexican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's Puerto Rican. I mean, I would love to. Okay, that's not true. I would not love. In my, like, spare time, for funsies, I like to cast movies, but I don't actually want to because, I mean, I will say this. I have not seen a lot of these. I've only seen one Bill Skarsgrd movie I saw. First of all, the trailer for Nosferatu is on. That you look up online is eight minutes long.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. But also, honestly, normalize longer trailers, because we know a lot about movies gets left on the cutting room floor. Why not put in the trailers things that like. Okay, not everything, but the majority of stuff that is not in the film? Cause don't you hate a trailer that just gives you the whole fucking plot and the whole movie? I hate that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I don't want. I don't want to see the whole thing. Yeah, I don't know what. What take you were going for, but I. I don't think it sounds like something I. I think would be good. Like, we. You can't be giving too much away to the thing. It's too much.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I'm saying? And so why don't you send me

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a picture of Alexander Skarsgard in full drag.

[Monet X Change]

Where did he do? Where did he do full drag? Let me see. Who said. Who sent it to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob Taylor.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. Not Taylor. Signing secret messages.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A text to me is not a secret. A text to me has nothing to do with you.

[Monet X Change]

He has both our numbers. He can send it to both of us. We're both on the podcast. That's shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why was he up in drags?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow. Is that Chapel Rowan next to him?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Roan. Her name is not Chapel Rowan. Chaperone Roan, like, prone or a bone. You don't say a Bowen bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You mispronounce people's names all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I try to fix it. I stopped saying Arrietty. I say Arrietty now.

[Monet X Change]

You literally call two cast members different names all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not mispronouncing. Mispronouncing and confusing are not the same thing.

[Monet X Change]

Welcome to stage, Ms. Mispronouncing. Whoever did his makeup, I mean, she is giving, like, I love this 70s hair, but this makeup is hideous. Oof.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because he has sad eyes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why the outside of his eyes are lower than the inside of his eyes. That's why he looks sad.

[Monet X Change]

They should not have put his lashes like that. Should have put them up.

[Jacob Taylor]

So he filmed a movie in San Francisco around the Castro, and the movie premiered at the Castro Theater, and it had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He.

[Jacob Taylor]

Yeah. Wanted to, like, do drag for the Castro.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He looks like. He looks like Reba McIntyre.

[Monet X Change]

I could see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, I think because the outside of his eyes are lower than the inside of his eyes.

[Monet X Change]

So he kind of looks like Mateo. The first time I put Mateo Drag bitch, his lashes were on his cheek.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you see how that is?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So it makes him look sad.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, I've not seen a lot of these. I've only seen one Bill Skarsgrd movie. I don't want to see that one where he's trapped in a car. I want to see that one. But I think the casting him in Pennywise was quite brilliant. Like, he was as Pennywise in. It was really good casting.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see it. I still have never seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying last night would be really funny if there was, like, a trivia, like, a trivia night. And they were trying to play music to see, like, what the song was. And then the person kept me, like. Like, they play a song, like, I don't know, and they play another song. They'd be like, ugh, I don't know. And they Play a song. They'd be like, I don't know. And then it finally gets this one song, and he goes, all right, this is the last one. This is your last chance to see if you can figure out what the song is. If you can get this one right, we will restore all of your points, but we're only going to give you the first few seconds. Name this tune. He's like, I have nothing. No, like, correct.

[Monet X Change]

That's like.

[Jacob Taylor]

That's a.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good scene from a movie. Alexander Skarsgrd is going to be and. And Charlie XCX are starring in a movie together. Charlie XX is an actress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, apparently. I mean, is Sza an actress? An act? Do people say. I don't think people say actress, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, it's Charlie says an actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's archaic language.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, you're archaic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are. You are enforcing crazy gender. Gender norms.

[Monet X Change]

Crazy is wild. It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, there's a sister, too. Aha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, can we move on from scars? Guards, I beg of you. I beg of you. I have tried three different times to move us into our topic today, and instead of engaging with me and what you already know is a topic, you keep going back for some reason, to the Skarsgard.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what? To quote Kamala now, we are not going back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not going back. Spoiler alert.

[Monet X Change]

We did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who would you cast as the new it? I mean, Pennywise. I keep saying it. Pennywise.

[Monet X Change]

Um, yeah, I mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he is. I mean, he is the new Pennywise. But if you were. But if you didn't know about Skarsgrd and you had to pick a person to be Pennywise, who do you think you'd choose? Cause I already know who I would choose.

[Monet X Change]

Who was a weird, creepy actor that I think could really embody that. You go on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I go? Why you think of yours?

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, granted, I am constantly casting this man and things because I am just a big, big, big fan of his, and I think he has a really creepy slash ser that we just have not seen yet. Jack Black. I'm always throwing Jack Black in movies. If I was a casting director, I would be throwing Jack Black in practically every single movie.

[Monet X Change]

You really believe in Jack Black like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I am a huge Jack Black fan. I think he is just so talented. I think he's so funny. I think he's such a good actor. He's insanely charismatic. He has. He's really great with physical. With physicality and Physical comedy and moving his body. I think that Jack Black would make a really good Pennywise because he could do some really cool stuff with his voice, too.

[Monet X Change]

I did a fundraiser with him. He's very nice. Irl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you into Jack Black? I mean, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

Not into him. I don't think I am in the way you are. I'm not like he needs to be in everything like you are. But I do acknowledge that he's a good actor and everything I've seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen any of his movies?

[Monet X Change]

I saw Mario, Super Mario Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you like it? I haven't seen it yet.

[Monet X Change]

He was the greatest Bowser. He was also good in School of Rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My favorite Jack Black film is what? School of Rock.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's so good in that movie. That was the movie that made me be like, this is my Will Ferrell.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is my Will Ferrell. Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Who. Who would you cast as Bobby in that movie? In it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really know. One of the stranger kids thing. They're not even kids anymore.

[Monet X Change]

They're old now. They're adults. You mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean she came out the movie? In my defense, the movie came out, what, at this point, 10 years ago

[Monet X Change]

is Bobby the main kid?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. I watched the first season and I.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. And fucking it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no. I don't know. Bobby is. I think so, girl. It came out like eight years ago.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were kids eight years ago, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, eight years ago. Yeah, they were kids. I think now they're like 22. So. I think so. Eight years ago, they were probably like. Yeah, like 14.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Millie. Bobby Brown is 21 years old. 21 N's calling me. Should I answer?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, of course.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, girl. We're doing the podcast. Okay, no problem. All right, love you. All right, love you.

[Monet X Change]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She said she. She said she did not want to talk to you hoes. Naomi said, no free pod for you hoes, honey. Never that, honey. Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I can see that. So I think, should we cast our own movies?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. We have a list of movies that we are going to choose from that we are going to cast. And which movie? Which movie? Which movie did you pick?

[Monet X Change]

I did Addam's Family, Charlie's Angels, and Tu Wong Fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am going over to look at my list because it's on Facebook. I want to pause for a second and say, this picture of plasma is absolutely stunning. She looks amazing in this picture.

[Monet X Change]

You're obsessed with plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm what?

[Monet X Change]

You're obsessed with plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not obsessed with plasma. But this picture. This is such a good picture. She looks so good here.

[Monet X Change]

Somebody. Somebody. Did you see what someone commented on the most recent washery?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do they say?

[Monet X Change]

They're like, Cause you were complimenting Lydia Butthole a lot. Someone was like, bob is definitely looking for a new partner for the firm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anytime I do anything with any person who's Twinkie, they'd be like, see? Bob's obsessed. They ignore everything I do with anyone who's not Twinkie, they'd be like, see? Once again, this proves our point. Even though I will gush over people who are certainly not twinks, their talent, or, you know, whenever I go on and on about how much I think Corey King is really, really funny, or how much I go on about how obviously I'm Team Anya, or how I go on and on about. Actually, I think I feel like it's just Anya at this point. It's just Anya and a bunch of twins. Except Lexi.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lexi is Anya. Lexi and a bunch of twinks. Everyone. They've gotten rid of. Everyone else who's not twinkie is Lana Twink. Lana Jarret. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Is she?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we've already had this conversation that black people can't be twins. You are a firm believer in that. I don't subscribe to that. Black people can do anything white people can do, including. Including the incredibly impressive thing, apparently, of being a Twinkle.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I just never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were like, you're not nothing but black. You don't get to be in a category. You're not a bear. You're not a twink. You're not a daddy. You're just black.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay?

[Jacob Taylor]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That's not what I said. I said bears. Yes. I haven't met black bears. I just never met a black with a fall twink. I have met a bear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. You have met. But Ronnie calls himself a twink.

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ronnie.

[Monet X Change]

I did not know that Ronnie calls himself a twink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you said you never. You never. You've never met a black person called himself Twinkle?

[Monet X Change]

I've never heard. I never hung out with a black person that, like, self identified as a twink that I knew of.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

Right.

[Monet X Change]

Like all my. All the black people who don't identify as bears. I also think maybe bear culture, they're just bear culture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still don't listen to people when they talk, though, so.

[Monet X Change]

No, just you. I listen to you when you talk. Cause you're always talking shit money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't listen to yourself. When you film these shows and forgot you were on them.

[Monet X Change]

You do this a lot, Money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't.

[Monet X Change]

You don't.

[Jacob Taylor]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't. You don't remember when you're on things that you're on. You don't. You don't listen to yourself. You don't listen to anything. You're not a listener.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't listen to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, I want to reject him. When you were on that TV show that I wasn't there for, you weren't listening to the director yourself, the other actors, the casting director. Somehow it just escaped your brain.

[Monet X Change]

I forgot I smoke a lot of weed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you weren't listening. Yeah, but anyway, that's just my theory. Apparently it's just me. But anyway, you weren't even listening to your bread. What did you eat for breakfast today?

[Monet X Change]

I just had three humbled eggs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rumbled eggs with teheen. Shut the fuck up. Predictable ass hoe.

[Monet X Change]

And I keep on doing this. It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I found out that I fully have low sodium tahin right here in my office.

[Monet X Change]

You fucking raggedy ass bitch. Making fun of me when this is uc This. Y' all want to be me so bad. Nigga, you want to be me so fucking bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I didn't make fun of you.

[Monet X Change]

The black hat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm almost positive that if we read the expiration date, mine was bought before yours.

[Monet X Change]

The black hat, the low sodium tajin. What else? What else would you like to be like me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Read the expiration date on your teen started working out.

[Monet X Change]

I let you borrow my boyfriend to work out with him. Like, what else do you want?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was working out way before I met you. You think the first time I worked out was after I met you, but

[Monet X Change]

she started working out. When you saw me getting my shit together, you're like, oh, I want to do you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you under the impression that the first time I've ever worked out in my life was after I met you?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm talking about now, in this phase of your life, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna be very clear too, that I literally had a whole thing called every day no matter what. Every day no matter what.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That was two years ago. We're talking about now. We're talking about the current times, baby. We're talking about since September, when I allowed you to take my boyfriend on tour with you. Cause you want to get in shape to be like me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Andy can't do things unless you allow him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kinky.

[Monet X Change]

I know. Sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What else do you allow him to do?

[Monet X Change]

It worked for us. It's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You allow him to take off his cage?

[Monet X Change]

No, he keeps that on. Especially when he works out with you. I want to get extra sweaty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm talking about the cage around his mouth. I would like for you to. If you're gonna implement a cage, put that cage on.

[Monet X Change]

No, I like him to be. To have free speech, baby. Would you. Would you ever been to cage. To cage play? Like caging myself or you caging someone else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I'll cage someone. Yeah. Would you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if that's. If that's sexy to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you cage yourself?

[Monet X Change]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to cage my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Well, let's talk about this break. I. I'm having a huge problem in my home. I. My laundry situation has gotten so overwhelming. I'm completely overwhelmed by my laundry situation.

[Monet X Change]

When you say the situation, what is it broken?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. If I clean all of my clothes, I have too many clothes because I still have all the stuff from, like, New York City and here. If I clean all my clothes, I can't. I don't even have enough space to put it all away. So then what ends up happening is the laundry gets cleaned and it stays in the basket. And then I can't discern which basket is clean and which basket is dirty. So then I just put the dirty clothes on top of the clean clothes. Then I just wash the entire thing. But I'm washing clothes that have already been washed. So I just keep washing clothes that I haven't worn yet because I'm running out of baskets, because I have too much, too many clothes. And also, Monet knows this. I only wear black socks. I cannot find a matching pair of socks in my house. And they're all. And every sock is black.

[Monet X Change]

So something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, like, I'm trying to rectify this clothing situation that I have where I just keep washing clean clothes and wearing the same, like, five shirts over and over again. Because I just keep washing what's on top and then wearing what's on top. It's out of control. I have to get rid of clothes.

[Monet X Change]

I do this every spring. I do a spring cleaning every year because they're just. If you have not worn something in a year. Actually, no. If you have not worn something in six months, you can give it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I need to get rid of a bunch of stuff because I did just way too many clothes. Just baskets and baskets.

[Monet X Change]

Spring cleaning. Spring cleaning has saved my life. I've spring Cleaned. It's something my aunt, when I in Brooklyn, very adamant about. And honestly could just have just sit

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in your closet, Rose.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Rose, but. And just, just sit in your closet. That you just. And just give it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, we got to that fight with that one guy who said we doxed him when we fully didn't. I don't remember that one New York City guy who was like, you doxed me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. Loser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She never talked about it on the podcast, but I remember thinking about that. I was like, that was crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That was so stupid also. But nigga, you, you can, you can just have a laundry service. Have a laundry service. They literally come to you, put all your clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not a matter of doing laundry.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. But they'll fold it for you because that's also for me doing laundry. That's the part I hate about it. When I finish all the clothes folding

[Bob the Drag Queen]

it, I'm like, I'm fine folding laundry. It's not about getting clean clothes. I have enough clean clothes. I don't have anywhere to put the clothes. So once I, I, it is hard for me to get an empty basket. So I'm just putting dirty clothes on top of the clean clothes. And because the dirty clothes on top of clean cl. Wash the entire basket again.

[Monet X Change]

Let's get a laundry bag. Those big New York laundry. I have a big laundry bag here. They're huge. They're as big as this house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then give me one.

[Monet X Change]

I have one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give it to me n. Go on

[Monet X Change]

Amazon order laundry bags.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't you know where to, don't you know where to get it from?

[Monet X Change]

You have a, you have an ensuite. You have a closet for your, for your, for the, for the bedroom. And you have a whole room. Your bedroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Jacob's bedroom. Jacob puts his clothes in there. I don't put my clothes in Jacob's closet.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, you, Bob, you have a whole system on fucking a container store that you can put clothes in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm tearing that down.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but until you tear it down, until Tim gets in there and tears it down, store your clothes there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't tell me what you do with my money. Give me the bag. That's the option. The option is I'm coming, I'm driving over after this podcast and you're going to give me the bag. Yo, Bob, just like you bought me those chips.

[Monet X Change]

Bob has a huge fucking condo that there's more than enough place to put clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have an average sized condo. Hey, hey, hey.

[Monet X Change]

If that's Average.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, I, I, I want to be

[Monet X Change]

average in your life. An average size apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob, come on. As a reminder to you all, I live in a 1700 square foot home. It is a three bedroom apartment and there are three people who live there.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And every room has a person in it.

[Monet X Change]

That's not average.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't, we, we're not, we, we're not sitting around with just extra rooms in Hollywood. In Hollywood? Yes, yes, I, yes, I have an apartment in Hollywood. You got me. I live in an apartment just like a lot of people who live in

[Monet X Change]

apartments in Hollywood, you know, it's a condo. You play, you pay hoa fees. Honey, that's a condo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Only people who say condo people just want to sound fancy, ain't it? It's so pretentious to me. Something about saying I live in a condo is so pretentious. We get it, you own the. We, you get it, you own it. Congratulations. You own the. The, the houses don't have different names based on whether you own them or rent them. Only apartments have fancy names whether you own them or rent them.

[Monet X Change]

Because in the house you don't put. Because that's a different thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you can rent a house. How's it different? You can rent a house, you can rent a car, you can rent an apartment.

[Monet X Change]

I think you rent a house, you're just playing. You're just paying the rent. So you're not paying the HOA fees? If I'm renting this house and a thing I'm not, I pay you rent and from the rent you're paying hoa fees because you the owner, that's the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the exact same thing with an apartment. If I own the apartment, I still pay hoa fees. All you're paying is the rent. Yes, unless I just jack up your rent and cover the HOA fees.

[Monet X Change]

So you live in an apartment, but when it's yours, are you paying HOA fees? You're in a condo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not saying anything different. All I'm saying is I don't know why condo and apartment have such different names based on whether or not you own it or not. Because houses don't do that. It's a house no matter what.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, no matter whether you rent the house or you own the house, it's a house. When you own the apartment, it's a condo. When you rent the apartment, it's an apartment. I just think that's, that seems silly to me. It is, it is the way it is. It just seems Silly to me.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, you have, you have the power to change it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It, Change the, the English dictionary. Yeah, it's not, I don't, I don't feel strongly enough about it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, can we get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel strong enough about it to, like, have a conversation on the podcast every once in a while, but not strong enough to, like.

[Monet X Change]

The third time you brought it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you brought it up. You were like, no, it's a condo. That was you.

[Monet X Change]

That be very clear. Why was I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I live, I live in the Utica E,

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, let's cast a fucking wall.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You act like I live in a mansion. I live in a three bedroom apartment with three people.

[Monet X Change]

And y', all, I saw the thing. I, I, I looked up the listing. It's not 1700ft. It's actually, it's, it's 1820ft. I looked it up. Square feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, why would you Google my home?

[Monet X Change]

Cause I wanted to. Now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since we're in the business. Since we're in the business, honey, let's go ahead, let's go ahead and talk about square feet. And I'm talking about the square feet below your ankles. The fact that you actually have square feet. Your feet look like squares.

[Monet X Change]

Can we get to. We are 40 minutes. Anna, we have not talked about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you kept. Want to talk about scars, guards.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so I'm gonna cast Charlie's Angels. Okay. If I was casting Charlie's Angels, this is what I want. I want Issa Rae, Zendaya and Michaela J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

As the, as Charlie's Angels. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

What's wrong with that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Issa Rae do fight scenes?

[Monet X Change]

She was in the Spider man movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she fight?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob Taylor]

Issa Rae was in the Spider man movie?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she was. She played, she played Spider Woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're making things up.

[Monet X Change]

I am not making it up. She absolutely did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she fought? Yes. Interesting.

[Jacob Taylor]

I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

She was a voice actress in Spider Man. Across the unit. Across the spider.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She did not do any fight scenes

[Jacob Taylor]

in the animated film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, yes.

[Monet X Change]

And she did do fight scenes in it. Yes, she did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what doing a fight scene is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, she was fighting and she was a mid Spider Woman. So she is doing action scenes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are really, were really bending. We're really reaching here. I see, I see you've been, you've been stretching a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Also before that, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore did not, didn't do fighting roles. She was in Charlie's Angels.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just asked if she does fight scenes. I didn't, I didn't. I, I'M not. All I said was, did she. And also, you don't know that Drew Barrymore didn't do a fight scene. So you're going to tell me right now that that drew you. You know definitively that Charlie angel was Drew Barrymore's first fight scene. I mean, say it. Say it with your chest part.

[Monet X Change]

I can remember. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, as far as you can remember. Don't ever besmirk Drew Barrymore like that.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think. Can you use the quote?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quote, Drew Barrymore, go play in the rain.

[Monet X Change]

Can you think of a role of a fighting role Drew Barrymore did before Charlie's Angel?

[Jacob Taylor]

E.T.

[Monet X Change]

shut the fuck up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She fought inner demons. She fought the CIA.

[Monet X Change]

I think this is a nice range. Like Zendaya and Michaela. I think Issa Rae would be the Cameron Diaz role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is her name Zendaya? Her name's Zendaya.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think her name's Zendaya.

[Monet X Change]

It's Zendaya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I've been saying Zendaya, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. All I asked you was is her name Zendaya. Zendaya. Now you're fighting. Yeah. Obviously your feelings of guilt that maybe that needs to be discussed. Maybe someone out there can re. Re reverse the footage and let us know what Mona actually said.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. If. If you're. Then since you don't like my casting, how. How would you. How would you counter my casting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would keep Zendaya in it for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Not Michaela.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Michaela J. I haven't even made it far. Let me talk. My God. I would keep Zendaya in the film. I would cast. Hold on, let me get her name real quick.

[Monet X Change]

Also, you ain't never seen Zendaya fight either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Zendaya, but she did acrobatics in that movie where she was Greatest Showman.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Jacob Taylor]

And she was also in the Spider man films where she was definitely doing stunts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if she was fighting,

[Monet X Change]

but she was as in running down the street.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was actually in a Spider man movie. Like, act like with her body.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob saying stunned this. She ran down as a block.

[Jacob Taylor]

I mean, they throw her off a building. They throw her off a bridge. In the third one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would cast Stephanie sue as one of the angels.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Amanda seals through east around the bus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is wrong with you? This is why we don't get invited anywhere. This. I was cast Stephanie sue from everything Everywhere, all at once as one of the angels.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause that Girl can fight, obviously.

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like clearly miss mama throws hands.

[Monet X Change]

It's Stephanie's shoe. And you know Andy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the shoe.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Andy went to college with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care.

[Monet X Change]

Why you gotta be such a cunt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean anything to me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just dropping. Oh, so last episode or a couple. A couple months ago at this point, Jake was talking about he went to Parsons with whoever the fuck designer. Boo, boo, boo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It matters to me.

[Monet X Change]

But you don't care about Andy's friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. And I'm gonna go on a real whim here. I'm gonna cast Priyanka Chopra. What's your problem with Priyanka Chopra?

[Monet X Change]

I just never even see. You think, oh, she wasn't that show. Wasn't she in that show on NBC? She was in an action show. What show?

[Jacob Taylor]

Quantico.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, okay, so she's also in Krish.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what the Chris is in 2006.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a movie called Krish. She was in Heroes in 2020. She was in We Can Be Heroes. She was in We Can Be Heroes. Oh, she was in the Matrix. Resurrection.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's my casting or. Because I want to be multi ethnical. If I can't get Priyanka Chopra, I'm gonna cast Jamila Jamil.

[Monet X Change]

Or just Priyanka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jamila Jamil.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, she. She does do action, actually. She was. She was in the Hulk. She was. She was in she Hulk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was the villain.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jacob Taylor]

I like that.

[Monet X Change]

That's cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Charli?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, Charli.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wanted to.

[Monet X Change]

I want you. Okay. Recast. Charlie needs to be a woman. And I want it to be. I want it to be someone. Cuz. Like. Good morning, Angels. Like something with someone. What's her name? Janelle James from Abbott elementary. Good morning, Angels. That's what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would keep Charlie as a man, personally. RuPaul. Say again? RuPaul. I would keep Charlie as a straight man.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's what I want. I want there to be. This is what I want for this specific role.

[Monet X Change]

Nas, calm down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I feel like I. How does it make me, Lil.

[Monet X Change]

Nas? That's what I want anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay. I'm with you. What am I saying? Page now, page 13. And I feel like for this I'm gonna go real life. I'm gonna cast Bill Maher.

[Monet X Change]

He was already in the first one,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but he wasn't Charlie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he was Bosnian. Ryan. Bosnian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he? Yeah, he was He.

[Monet X Change]

He was like. He was like, basically Charlie's. I was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was he really?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he was like, Charlie's from Charlie's Familiar? No, that's Bill Murray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I would say he was not. No. I always has Bill Maher.

[Monet X Change]

Bill Maher, like the. Like the. The pundit. He's a comedian, but, girl, he's taking a turn. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I'm casting Bill Maher work. I said what? I said.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I could hear his voice as Charlie, actually. He does. He does. I could hear him being Charlie for sure. I'm having RuPaul in mind. RuPaul is going to be the Charlie for Issa Ray Zendaya, Michaela J.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's cast Kill Bill. But we're only casting Beatrix Kiddo.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know who. I didn't choose that one because I have no idea. These characters, like. All I know is Uma Thurman's character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uma Thurman is Beatrix Kiddo. You know, her character's name is not Uma Thurman.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The actor's name is Uma Thurman.

[Monet X Change]

No, but I know her. Her fighting name. Cobra Snake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name was Black Mamba.

[Monet X Change]

Black Mamba? No. Wasn't that Vivica Fox? No, she wanted to be Black Mamba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black should have been Black Mamba.

[Monet X Change]

She should have been, like. She should have been Blac Chyna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I should have been Black. I should have been motherfucking Black Mamba. So who would you cast as the new Beatrix Kiddo? Like, what an interesting role with your

[Monet X Change]

women, considering that I don't think this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It can't. This person cannot be too young. They need to be, like, in their 30s.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I would say, honestly, I think she'll make a great, great, great. She'll be so good in this role. She's such a great combat fighter and just a great actress. Actor Scarlett Johansson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not in her 30s.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but. Okay, they don't have to be in their 30s, but they get like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They don't have to be. You're right. You. They don't have to be.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are. How old is Carl Johansson?

[Monet X Change]

Like, latest. 41. Latest. She couldn't be any older than that.

[Jacob Taylor]

She is 40.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm gonna cast. Okay, this. This woman is not in her. This woman's not in her 30s, but Hunter Schaefer. Hunter Schaefer as Beatrix Kiddo.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good one. Hunter Schaefer is a good one. That's a Good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would enjoy seeing that. Yeah, I would enjoy seeing that.

[Monet X Change]

But also, this is. Y', all. This is classic, classic wild. The drag queen Monet, that's not in their 30s. Okay. Mine is not in the 30s either. Like, nigga, how you go cover?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also stated that mine was in the 30s. I stated. All I said. All I stated was two facts. All I did was think too fast. You were trying too hard. Somehow that hurt your feelings.

[Monet X Change]

For something that you ended up doing yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somehow that hurt your feelings. You was. You were feeling sensitive.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's good. I think that's good. I like that.

[Jacob Taylor]

We have an unrelated drag shemergency that I would like to show you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Is video of Plastique. Plastique putting on a giant set of jugs. And then she's putting on.

[Monet X Change]

She's pouring the one side beauty. I just ordered that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's the whole look.

[Monet X Change]

She's fucking prostique. Is so pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know she edits? That's a wild look for her.

[Monet X Change]

You know she edits this all by herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. She told me. I mean, it's just. It's just a camera straight at her face.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but it looks so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What? What editing magic are you seeing that you couldn't do here?

[Monet X Change]

Well, the filters that she has on it, it all just looks so. It looks. The quality looks really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a nice camera,

[Jacob Taylor]

actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she uses her phone.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When she came and did mine, she used her phone. I don't know if she still uses the phone. Jacob, give this off the screen.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Jacob, why is this a. Why is this a she emergency? I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. Oh, no.

[Jacob Taylor]

Plastic tiara with giant jugs.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you called her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The boobs were crazy big for her.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was wild for plastique. Okay, let's go.

[Monet X Change]

My turn, my turn, my turn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'll just shut the fuck up then. How's that? How's that sound?

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

We.

[Monet X Change]

We. Jacob said black Adams family. So here's my list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say that. So we. If you would just let me talk. You see that you and I are actually quite aligned.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go one for one for my Morticia. I said Shirley Rowe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also said Shirley Ralph.

[Monet X Change]

Did you really?

[Jacob Taylor]

Absolutely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Yes, sister, absolutely. I mean, who else? Who else?

[Monet X Change]

Who else, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also maybe Angela Bassett.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's Shirley Ralph. For me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could see. I could see Angela Bassett playing the role, though. Although, I don't know. I don't Know that I've ever seen Angela Bassett be funny. I don't think I've ever seen Angel Bassett in a comedic role ever.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think you're right. And see, you know, somebody in the comments.

[Jacob Taylor]

She was on the. The sketch show. Black lady sketch show. Was she the Bad Bitches sketch. Support group for bad.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, work. I actually did see it. You're right. I did see that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Gomez, the bad support group. I said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, for who?

[Monet X Change]

Gomez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I said Jamie Foxx.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Kevin Hart, which is the most obvious answer.

[Monet X Change]

So I put Kevin Hart as well. I think you. You gag it where I put Kevin Hart, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pugsley.

[Monet X Change]

I said Jamie Foxx for Gomez. What? Who? Kevin? No, I think Gomez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Gomez is short.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gomez has to be a short king. Oh, my God. Katt Williams is Gomez. He might be doing too much.

[Monet X Change]

That's too much. Show you Rob. Girl. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can pop my tissue

[Monet X Change]

for Wednesday. I have two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I have Amandla Stenberg. You know who that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one is Amandla Stenberg? Her name's Amandla?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amandla Stenberg. Okay. Where's she from? She was in the Hate U Give Acolyte. The darkest minds. Everything. Everything. Bodies, Bodies. Colombiana Bodies and bodies.

[Monet X Change]

And bodies are so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, and then.

[Jacob Taylor]

Or.

[Monet X Change]

Or her Or Marsai Martin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Marsai Martin from Black.

[Monet X Change]

Ish. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think she might be a little old now.

[Monet X Change]

I think Amandla is too. But also, girl, in Hollywood, even though you're old, you can still play the role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

20 though.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. She looks. She can. She can pass as. How old is Jenny? Jenna. Jenna Ortega. Because she played the role.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's. But she's playing an older Wednesday.

[Monet X Change]

No, but she's in high school.

[Jacob Taylor]

Jenna is 22.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I met Marcia in the show Wednesday. She's in high school.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never watched Wednesday.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she's in high school.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's also five foot one.

[Monet X Change]

So. Yeah, so that can. That can pass. Who Jenny or Jenna or Ortega is 5 1. Marsai cannot be small. Taller than that. She's a tiny lady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Marsai Martin. Height. She is 5:2.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So it's rough.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The same height. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. We were aligned. Who you have for Pugsley?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I could not think of any young, like, actors like that.

[Monet X Change]

Asante Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who is that?

[Monet X Change]

Asante Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're just too old. How old is this man?

[Monet X Change]

How old is this man?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want this 23 year old man to play. No, he's too. He's too old because Wednesday's a teenager. Pugsley is young. Pugsley is like 10.

[Monet X Change]

Is he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on. Pugsley Adams, age. Pugsley is 8 to 10 years old. I think that we should have that kid. He's the science kid.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. On, like social media. On Instagram. Yes. I love him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The science kid would be so cute as Pugsby.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, that would be so good. Oh, my God. Take a completely unknown like that. Well, and film and tv and have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

them a new actor, basically.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that would be so good. Actually. Actually, that's a good idea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, how about Lurch?

[Monet X Change]

I have Kevin Hart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have Wiz Khalifa.

[Monet X Change]

I think Kevin Hart. Lurch would be funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a tiny little Lurch. Or do they CGI him or puppet him or give him stills?

[Monet X Change]

No, he's tiny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kevin Hart does too much to be Lurch. He does too much. He can't be like he's doing too much. I'm going to go ahead and cast Wiz Khalifa as Lurch.

[Monet X Change]

Wiz Khalifa is hilarious. I have Whoopi Gomez.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gotta be tall, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wiz Khalifa is six three. I want to say he is six four.

[Jacob Taylor]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Wiscleaf is my Lurch, for sure. A very chill, laid back Lurch.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but yeah, I guess. And Lurch is chill. Very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Lurch is the definition of chill. Lurch is a six foot, nonchalant dreadhead.

[Monet X Change]

Like down Uncle Fester. I said Anthony Anderson.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's actually great. I said Bing Rhames.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God, no. He's too burly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uncle Fester, the big guy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think Anthony Anderson fits the bill a little more to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anderson's a big guy, too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vic Rhames would be better, though.

[Monet X Change]

No, Anthony Anderson is good. Anthony Anderson is funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You didn't see Holiday Heart. I see.

[Monet X Change]

Of course. That's Holiday Heart. I got Uncle Baker for one. For one Halloween. Can I go as the mother and you go as Holiday Heart? I'm like, I got the bike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Holiday. I got the bike. You know who looks like. You know who looks like Alfre Woodard is Keshia Carr.

[Monet X Change]

She does look like a Haree Wood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's a drag queen in New York City. I have to look up old pictures when she didn't have the beard, y'.

[Jacob Taylor]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kejiakar. If I am Viola Davis, Kejiakar is easily Alfre Woodard. You get a celebrity. Oh, Jennifer. You used to get Jennifer Hudson, but not Anymore, though.

[Monet X Change]

I get Shirley Ralph all the time, but I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you do like Shirley Ralph. You do.

[Monet X Change]

I don't see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is this. There's. Oh, my God. There's this comedian on TikTok who does drag sometimes. What is his name? What is his name? When I tell you he looks just like Sheryl Lee Ray. It is crazy how much he looks like Shirley Ralph. What is his name? Ken's or Lynn's or Lean? It's like one. I think. I think it's like a one syllable name. This is going to drive me crazy. I will figure it out. Because we went. We went live together the other day. It's in my TikTok live things. But he looks. It's crazy how much he looks like Shirley Ralph. It is.

[Monet X Change]

It is lit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot remember. Oh, it's gonna drive me crazy. Monet, help me.

[Monet X Change]

I have no idea. Granted, I don't have a clue. And for the. For the grandmother, I said Whoopi Goldberg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a great answer. That's a great answer. That's what I was gonna say too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's no other option. There's no. Or no.

[Monet X Change]

Who you gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or Jennifer Lewis. But I think that Whoopi would be a better choice.

[Monet X Change]

Is a good one too. Cause her grandmother's kooky. Jennifer Hudson. Jennifer Holiday is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Jennifer Lewis. Lewis. But she. I think Whoopi has come on Festa. But Whoopi has more of like the. The. Also Whoopi wants to do something kind of creepy. She says she wants to do a creepy role.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said that for Whoops.

[Monet X Change]

And the last one I did was Tuang Fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I didn't do too Wong Fu. Let's hear yours.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but I'll give my input though, for Noxzema Jackson. Daryl Stevens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That hurt. Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Who would you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Myself. Continue.

[Monet X Change]

We're not. We're not putting ourselves.

[Jacob Taylor]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not putting yourself because you don't love yourself. I'm tell right now, when it comes to the role of Noxima Jackson's Noxima Jackson, I'm gonna go ahead and say this out loud right now. I don't think there's anyone more qualified right now. They rebooted Tuung Fu. Right now. It needs to be me. There's no one else. It should be. No one else should be playing Noxzema except for me. And I said it with my whole chest. I had a massive crush on Daryl Stevens. Like I still have a crush on Daryl Stevens. He is.

[Jacob Taylor]

He.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wasn't part of my sexual awakening because I was already an adult. But, like, the hours I spent obsessing over that man is just crazy. He was in the movie. Not another gay movie. And he was like a workout instructor. And it was such a hot scene.

[Monet X Change]

I did. I did. I did a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Another Game. It was called. I can't remember the name. It was called Game. I can't remember the name of it. I'm sorry, go ahead, continue.

[Monet X Change]

I did. What's that show I do on HBO with the space with the aliens? Not the aliens with the Lovecraft country. No, I did love Craft country with him. We're on set together for a week in Atlanta. He was. He's. He's very. He is such a lovely, nice person. He's. He's very hot and. Well, yes, that goes without saying. He's a very beautiful person. Very hot as Patrick. For me, no, if I was. I mean, I think if they do a live. Well, once I know the word. The biopic of Sylvester, I think I'm a shoe in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say so, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cast me. I think that. Will that be when I. When I get my Tony? When I do it on Broadway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't want to be in a biopic on a bio play on Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, Tina was fucking fierce. MJ was so good. Are you joke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't see those shows, but bio plays are notoriously bad on Broadway.

[Monet X Change]

Those were great. Tina and mj, the two I've seen were fabulous. Better than a fucking jukebox. Well, I guess those are jukebox musicals, but whatever. I don't know. Those were great. And Juliet,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that's not a bio play.

[Monet X Change]

I know what I'm saying now. I skipped the jukebox musical. All right? For Patrick Swayze, I said Jacob Elordi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Let me look up who Jacob Elordi is. How do you. How do you spell Elordi?

[Monet X Change]

E, L, O, R, I, D. And

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the character's name is not Patrick Swayze. Vita Boem.

[Monet X Change]

Vita Bohem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I don't know. I don't know anything about this man. I mean, I've never heard of this

[Monet X Change]

man in my life. He's straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that. Is that his entire. Can you give me anything else about him?

[Monet X Change]

I think he's a good actor. I think that. I think that would be interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he do action? Is he. What's up with this guy?

[Monet X Change]

He was on. He was on that show you hate. What's the name of it?

[Jacob Taylor]

This is the one where Monet tries to remember TV shows names. It was Euphoria.

[Monet X Change]

Euphoria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't hate Euphoria.

[Monet X Change]

Did you not? I thought you didn't like Euphoria because you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I said I never watched Euphoria. I didn't. I never said I hated Euphoria.

[Monet X Change]

You don't like watching like high school having sex on tv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true.

[Monet X Change]

Right. So I, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I've never said I hate you for it because I've only seen one

[Monet X Change]

episode which I also thought you would like it because especially Andrew said it's like it like depicts the substance abuse so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I wasn't a crackhead like your boyfriend was anyway. And I wasn't. It's true. I wasn't a crackhead anyway.

[Monet X Change]

And then for Achi Chi, I'm going to say Angel Curio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lin Manuel Miranda.

[Monet X Change]

No. Angel. Curio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why not? Why not Lin Manuel?

[Monet X Change]

Because no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I spell Curio.

[Monet X Change]

C U R I E L.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

C U R I E L. Oh, Curiel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Curiel. Oh, he's pretty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, why'd I see him in.

[Monet X Change]

He was in pose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's how I know her. Oh, he's very pretty. Yeah. That's a good casting, bro. You ate that up.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Imagine Lin Manuel Miranda Noxzema. I just want to go to the store. I want to be a pageant star. Why is, why is every.

[Monet X Change]

Why is everyone a barb when you start rapping with them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is how Lin Manuel Miranda talks. I came to see see a little relevant. I came down, but then I still wrote a little elephant. It is benevolent. I haven't heaven since. That's how he always is. All right, ready for, Ready for my. How much time we got?

[Monet X Change]

No, you do yours. You got whatever. We'll do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, maybe what's happening there is that Lynn and Mo Miranda is also inspired by by Nicki Minaj. That's totally possible.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, tell us your casting of your last one before we have to get over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wizard of Oz. I ain't talking about Wicked, I ain't talking about the Wiz. I'm talking about the mother tucking wizard of Oz. Ok, ok. Now this casting is crazy. I want y' all to know this casting is crazy. Just hear me out, Lord. Ok? Uh huh. The Wicked Witch of the west is Celine Dion. Dothy.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna get you and your little dog too. Ok? Next thing you know, you and your doggy will be out of here.

[Monet X Change]

That's Crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Who do you think? What do you think of that? Casting?

[Monet X Change]

I think that's wild. I mean, you're doing stunt casting, clearly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But would you watch it?

[Monet X Change]

I would watch it. I don't think I would watch it. For good reasons. I watched it. Cause I thought, this is gonna be wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wizard is Vince Vaughn.

[Monet X Change]

I can actually kind of see that. Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vince Vaughn is going to be the Wizard.

[Monet X Change]

He's a good actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glenda the Good Witch. Amy Sedaris.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Are you taking into account singing ability? Can she sing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Jacob Taylor]

Glinda doesn't really sing anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Glinda doesn't sing anything. You think about wicked Monetary.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Jacob Taylor]

True.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now, this will shock literally no one. Everyone say it with me. The lion is Taylor Swift. Jack Black, obviously. Jack Black is the Lion.

[Monet X Change]

Why the lion do you think that is the most charismatic creator?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's thick, he can sing, he's hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What more do you need? Literally, what more do you need? Okay, the Tin Man. I gotta Google his name again. I always forget his name.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you didn't say anyone else's name. Why do you say his name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've said. I've said everyone's name.

[Monet X Change]

You just said the lion before Jack Black. Oh, I thought he meant, like, the name of the character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lakeith Stanfield is the Tin Man.

[Monet X Change]

Was he the one that was in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the broader Bother your and Atlanta?

[Monet X Change]

Hold on. Lakeith Stansfield.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lakeith Stanfield is the Lion.

[Monet X Change]

High school. Lakeith Keith.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

L A K is la. Keith L A. Keith.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, he was in Black Judas or that religious movie, the Book of Clarence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clarence. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say Terry Crews could also be a good lion, but I don't know if he can sing.

[Monet X Change]

Terry Crews.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know Terry Crews, Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, a Tin Man. No, I think, honestly, Terry Crews would be a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Terror Coons could be a good Lion.

[Monet X Change]

I think Terracoos would be a good whiz. The Wizard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to quickly let you know that my other option for Glinda the Good Witch. Oh, shit. Was Tyra Banks. Imagine Tyra Banks being like, only bad witches are ugly.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. To that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I am obsessed with that. All right. Not the. Not the fucking. The. The Scarecrow. Now I'm gonna go ahead and say that I did knock off from the Wiz Live because I thought he was amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and just once again put Elijah Kelly in the role as the. As the Scarecrow.

[Monet X Change]

So good as. Yes, I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now. I had a really Hard time with Dorothy because I don't know young people. I need help with Dorothy. I don't know any young people. Look up young teen Black.

[Monet X Change]

Are you. Sorry? Black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want. I want Dorothy to be black. I mean, the whole cast isn't black, but I do want Dorothy to be black, though, specifically.

[Monet X Change]

Why? Tell us more about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want it. This is what I want. Do you want to fight me about it?

[Monet X Change]

Any.

[Jacob Taylor]

Any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any. Any feedback?

[Monet X Change]

I'm looking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could. I could. I don't know any teenagers.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Storm Reed, maybe?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Storm Reed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Storm Reed. Can she sing?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You don't care about anybody else. That's gonna be saying also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But no, because. Because Gun doesn't sing. Also. That one girl on TikTok watermelon and singing and cutting up pomegranates and. And. And. And slicing cantaloupe.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love her. Jacob, you remember I sent her your. I sent her your. I sent you her version of black girl singing. Her name is Eternity.

[Monet X Change]

Send it to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to Eternity sing a song. What's the song? What's Glenda song in Popular.

[Monet X Change]

Popular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen to this girl sing. She has a very bright, very bubbly voice.

[Monet X Change]

I'm one less fortunate than I and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed and when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over.

[Jacob Taylor]

I know. I know.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's my Dorothy.

[Monet X Change]

She is my cast Unknowns in a lot of your movies. That's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Calling Eternity unknown is insane.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to Eternity?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has 3.6 million followers. More than you for sure. You're an unknown, bitch. You're the unknown.

[Monet X Change]

Probably to her.

[Podcast Advertiser/Host]

Correct?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apologize.

[Monet X Change]

You are literally Dorinda. Sorry, I don't. Calm down. Yeah. I don't know everyone. She's not. She's not. She's not known to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eternity watches our podcast and I'm happy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm so happy she's here. Nice to meet you, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell her she's a known.

[Monet X Change]

Not to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tell her you know her.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know her.

[Jacob Taylor]

You. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You literally know her name and you know what song she sings. You know, you are.

[Monet X Change]

Whatever. So. So do you want to apologize to Dorinda?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't say I don't know. I said I didn't know who you were.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're saying you.

[Monet X Change]

You're saying you don't know I still don't know. Just because I heard her. I don't know her, though. I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know her name. You know what she does.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know her name. What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name's Eternity, Okay?

[Monet X Change]

And that doesn't mean I know her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just say you know who she is.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't. You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would never support a black woman. For you, you will fight tooth and nail.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. You got me. But I will never support a black woman, ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eternity. I support you. And I'm a big fan. And you are my Dorothy.

[Monet X Change]

I love that for y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All. Your pride will be.

[Monet X Change]

You know what it'll be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't even have to tell you. I don't have to tell you what your pride will be. You already know. You already know what your pride will be. That is. Those are our casting. Let us know what you think. Comment below and tell us what you. Am I boring you?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then, let's go then. Goodbye, everyone.

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