The One Where We Can't Stay On Topic

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry - "The One Where We Can't Stay On Topic"

Air Date: April 1, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Guest: Jacob (frequent producer/contributor)

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Episode Overview

This episode of “Sibling Rivalry” truly leans into its title: Bob and Monét embark on a whirlwind of tangents, covering everything from hotel soap, tipping culture, black demographics in U.S. cities, and race discussions, to pop culture misrememberings, their respective drag-related travels, and even linguistic quirks. Their signature bickering, wit, and playful shade are in full effect, delivering both laughs and surprisingly deep cultural insights.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. UK Hotel Soap & Travel Woes ([03:36])

• Soap Residue in the UK: Monét shares a recurring frustration with British hotel soap not rinsing off. Bob uses this as a springboard for a debate on bar vs. liquid soap (“Bars of Soap are so 1995.” – Bob, [04:28]).
• Theories emerge about a chemical interaction between British water and soap.

2. Tipping Culture (U.S. & Abroad) ([06:28], [10:33])

• Both complain about being pressured to tip in awkward situations, like dry cleaners or checkout counters.
• Monét recounts feeling “bullied” into tipping at a dry cleaner after being stared down.
  Quote: “It wasn’t just the turn of the thing. It was also the tip…making eye contact like, nigga, what you gonna do next?” - Monét ([11:55]).
• They debate who tips go to and discuss the weirdness of pre-tipping on apps like Uber Eats.

3. Uber Eats Delivery Drama ([12:00])

• Hilarious recounting of a TikTok where a delivery person ate someone’s food and left the evidence at the door. Quote: “Eating it and then leaving the bag with the bones in it is crazy.” – Bob ([13:44])
• They rank absurd behaviors (from leaving at the gate, to eating, to “worst-case scenarios”).

4. Drag Finances and Fashion ([08:16])

• Both marvel at the cumulative costs of drag wardrobes. Bob estimates he’s spent over $100,000 on drag in 15 years.
• The importance of tailored clothes for both drag and out-of-drag life.

5. Linguistics, Accents & Regional Blackness ([21:58], [25:13])

• A detour into Northeast vs. Caribbean vs. Southern accents, New York/Philly slang (“John” meaning “thing”), and Bob’s love of dialects.
• Debates arise about regional pronunciations of words like “mother” and “vegetable.”

6. Black Demographics in U.S. Cities ([24:53] – [30:59])

• The hosts analyze census stats: Atlanta’s majority-Black status, New York’s diverse breakdown, and the ‘blackest/whitest’ states and cities.
• Discussion of white discomfort when in the minority in cities like Atlanta and the differences in racial experiences regionally.

7. Race, Power, & Internet Discourse ([35:32], [36:06])

• Monét reflects on white audience discomfort when race is mentioned, challenging listeners to examine their reactions. Quote: “If the conversation of race makes you uncomfortable, and you be a white person, you should really investigate that.” – Monét ([35:32])
• Bob breaks down the difference between individual feelings of racism versus the power structures that define systemic racism. Quote: “On a personal level…you can hurt a white person’s feelings by being racist to them, but you cannot hurt their social standing as a white person in the world.” – Bob ([37:45])

8. Diaspora & "Going Back to Africa" ([50:13] – [55:10])

• Bob reflects on his family lineage in America and the sense of ownership over the country; Monét discusses diaspora wars and the blurred lines within Black identity.
• Both address fears regarding queerness and acceptance in Africa, acknowledging Western media’s influence on their perceptions.
• Ideas of family trips to Africa or “Sibling Rivalry family” reunions are playfully floated.

9. Pop Culture and TV Habits ([17:30], [39:18], [41:12])

• Bob expresses annoyance that their “movies episode” wasn’t more popular.
• Both reminisce about misremembered movie plots, e.g., Kill Bill “Volume 7”.
• TV talk: Bob struggles to stay with shows that have long hiatuses. Brief reviews of “Severance,” “The Boys,” “Generation V,” and “Griselda.”

10. Drag Race & Recent Drama ([02:10], [44:47])

• Playful shade at Drag Race drama (e.g. Violet Chachki’s hypothetical “bitch fit”).
• Shoutouts to substitute hosts Mistress Isabitch Brooks and Luxx Noir London ([07:19]).
• Bleeped gossip about drag figures, hinting at further drama available on Patreon.

11. Defining 'Munch' ([60:22])

• The term “munch” sparks a linguistic debate; Monét argues it’s about a man believing he’s a priority but is only used for oral, while Bob says it’s the one happily giving oral with no reciprocation expected.
• Jacob weighs in with etymology from Ice Spice’s lyrics. Quote: “A munch is someone who likes to eat pussy and doesn’t want anything in return.” – Bob ([62:09])
• The trio invites listeners to weigh in via comments.

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Notable Quotes/Memorable Moments

• Scathing Soap Review:
  “Bars of Soap are so 1995.” – Bob the Drag Queen ([04:28])
• Tip Trauma:
  “It was also the tip making eye contact like, nigga, what you gonna do next?” – Monét X Change ([11:55])
• Food Delivery Mayhem:
  “Eating it and then leaving the bag with the bones in it is crazy.” – Bob the Drag Queen ([13:44])
• Race & Power:
  “You can hurt a white person’s feelings by being racist to them, but you cannot hurt their social standing as a white person in the world.” – Bob ([37:45])
• Family & Diaspora:
  “If you can't go to Bella Noche, where can you go?” – Bob ([51:06], referencing a viral saying about Black America and belonging)
• "Munch" Debate:
  “You thought I was feeling you? But knowing that you were just a munch.” – Monét X Change ([62:09])
• Sibling Rivalry Signature Shade:
  “Just because your hands are sandpaper doesn’t mean you are working hard, honey.” – Bob the Drag Queen ([45:31])

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• [03:36] – The great hotel soap debate begins
• [06:28]/[10:33] – Tipping culture discussions
• [12:00] – Uber Eats delivery stories
• [24:53] – TikTok on “how Black Atlanta is”
• [27:32]/[30:31] – Demographics: Atlanta, New York, "whitest/blackest states"
• [35:32]/[36:06] – On discussing race and structural power
• [50:13]/[54:47] – Black diaspora, ancestry, and being queer in Africa
• [60:22] – Defining “munch” and inviting comment debate

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Flow/Structure Notes

• The episode is a classic Sibling Rivalry patchwork – high-energy, meandering, and full of personal anecdotes, pop culture riffing, and honest, nuanced commentary on race and LGBTQ life.
• The hosts' chemistry is infectious and their debate over language and slang is both educational and hilarious.

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Final Thoughts

“The One Where We Can’t Stay On Topic” is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: uproarious, insightful, and comfortably all over the place. If you love Bob and Monét riffing on everything from bodily hygiene to Black diaspora identity and pop culture misadventures, this episode is not to be missed.

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Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

It's your favorite siblings, Bob and Monet. And we have some upcoming dates that we would love to see y' all at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please do not forget to come see us on May 5th at the Netflix's a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles, California.

[Monet X Change]

And then we're doing Sibling Rivalry live in San Diego on June 7. A summer of siblings. Sounds fabulous to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about hotel soap.

[Monet X Change]

We find out how black Atlanta is,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I love when Jacob come in and grab you by that one little gray hair. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus, bleep that. Bleep, bleep that. Please. Guess who's back in the house?

[Monet X Change]

How was all winners two?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all hoes was sleeping.

[Monet X Change]

How was all winners two? Did you win?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got. I went home first. I'm obviously back already.

[Monet X Change]

And they're doing it for real. Where you guys do it all in the metaverse. Is that true? Can you confirm or deny we all

[Bob the Drag Queen]

did it using the Oculus work?

[Monet X Change]

I heard that Violet Chachki has this crazy bitch fit when she jumps off the stage and rips Michelle's gray streak out of her wig. Is that true?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, meta, meta, gray streak. Obviously not a real. But, yes, it's all quite true. I want to send a big message to Mistress is a bitch. Brooks and the lovely Lux.

[Monet X Change]

You just mad because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait. Lux London Noir.

[Monet X Change]

No. Lux Noir London. What is lnl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you sure?

[Monet X Change]

Like snl. But lnl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, are you sure that's what it is?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I've done a. Lux and I have. We've done quite a few things to the. Why do you constantly feel the need to denigrate Luxx by her name by calling her this, this, this lie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, start by denigrating my nuts across. All across from the restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

I would love to. What flavor are they today? Are we smoky? Are we cocoa?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we vanilla?

[Jacob]

I just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just showered and I think that this hotel has like a. I could go check what the scent is of the hotel, but I'm. I'm just.

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I was just in the UK and I don't know what it is. So sometimes when I travel to the uk, I have my bag of toiletries, right? The things that I always use all the time. And I use a Dove body soap, like a body bar. And then I put on my washcloth, I get my washcloth nice and lathery and I cleanse my body. Then I don't know. Please tell me this. You experience this? It happens to me every time. Well, not every time. Most times I go to the UK and so now I'm covered in soap, right? I'm under the water and I'm cleansing my. And the water is passing over me. My skin never. Like, my skin always has like the residue of the soap. Like the water can't get the soap off. Like I'm in like some prank where someone just constantly pouring shampoo in my head and it just keep on being suddy and like, I would. I'm under the water for like 10 minutes and my skin is just still. Like, I just. Like, I just put soap on it. Has that. Has that ever happened to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this is why I don't use bars of soap. I feel like when you use a bar of soap, you always have soap on you. I always use liquid soap because for me, when I use a bar of soap, I can just never get the soap off my body. It's insane. I don't know what's up with this. So that's why I stopped using bars of soap. Also for me, bars of Soap are so 1995. And I feel like when we discover liquid soap, it was like, oh, the game has been done. It's like using powdered detergent. When you use powder detergent, by the time the clothes make to the dryer, there's still powder. There's still powder.

[Monet X Change]

That is the hottest take you've ever had. And you said some crazy things like abolish Libraries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

This take is scorching hot. Bars of soap are what I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think a lot of people would be like, yeah, when I use bars of soap, I still have soap stuck on my body. I think you're gonna look in the comments right now, and everyone's like, yeah, it happens to me.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure there are some. I'm sure there are some people like, yeah, yeah, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it only.

[Monet X Change]

I use bars of soap every time I shower. I always. I use it at home when I travel everywhere else. It never happens. Only in the uk. Like, maybe like, you're the one who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the one who brought this to the table. It's not like I fished this idea out of my brain.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the one who brought this, this. This problem to the table.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm saying maybe there's some chemical reaction between the soap, maybe like the lye or the ambergris or whatever in the soap with the chemicals and the properties of British water that I'm like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

what is the problem?

[Monet X Change]

And then the first time I had, when I went to the gym before I thing and I lotioned my body up, I was, oh, maybe it's just like I said, like, like lotion residue. Like, we're fine. No, girl, it was just my door.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on. Hello? Who is it? No, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

You want something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are Hoodie. No, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Who that bang on my damn door?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't want to get up and go over there, but she was knocking like. Like I owed her money or something. I was like, damn, what's going on?

[Monet X Change]

You probably did. Did you not tip her when she brought your bags up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought my own bags up.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Robbie. Comedian Robbie Hoffman. I saw this really funny TikTok. She's talking about, like, the tipping thing. She's like, girl, this tipping thing is insane. Talk about she's getting. She got something. And then they turned. They turned the screen around to her tip. She's like, I. I will turn it. I will turn the screen around just as fast as you turn it around. We just turn the screens back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, word. Well, there are moments where. Where I. I believe that there are certain jobs where like, for example, a barista, someone who's making, like, smoothies. Some those people can swivel the screen, but if it's like a gas station. And I went and got my own chips and my own soda, and then I bought the chips and soda to the counter and then you rang them up. I'm not giving you A tip.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, girl, girl. I told you. You haven't been here in so long. I don't know when's the last time I spoke to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait. Before we go back into this again, a message to Mistress Isabitch Brooks and the beautiful, lovely Luxx Noir London, who filled in for us. Thank you all for doing a great job at holding down the fort while Monet and I were busy. It was a very good episode.

[Monet X Change]

It was a really good episode. I was like, it's really giving. It's giving. Cinnamon rivalry tease down well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought to myself, is this what it's like to listen to us? Cause honestly, it was fun. I was like. I was like, wow. I get it. Cause this is. That was so entertaining.

[Monet X Change]

I meant to tell you. Well, I got bullied at the. I got bullied into giving a tip at my dry cleaners the other day. So I did this thing where I gene. My pants got really messy. I was like, you know, I don't want to wash these pants. I paid a lot for them. I'll take them to the dry cleaners. I've not been to the dry cleaners in mad long. So I go to the dry cleaners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm messy. What you doing?

[Monet X Change]

These brands I was on, I was filming this thing on this rooftop, and then I didn't realize the concrete had. I had, like, white powder all over my pants.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

White powder.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't a little white powder. White powder. So I go to the place and I also had some pants I wanted to tailor. I realized also, I was like, you know, I spent so many. We spent so much money on our drag, and we got our drag. We got. We spend thousands of dollars at this point. Maybe, maybe not 100k, but we are. We've spent a lot of money over. Over the years on our drag. We spend a lot of money on our drag, getting them exactly. Perfectly tailored to our bodies to look great on us.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've definitely spent over $100,000 on drag. For sure. On clothes.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I mean, just on clothes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure. Easily.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, probably. You probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I've been doing drag for 15 years, and for the last 10 years, it's been pretty large scale. For every year I've done.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, you didn't get on Drag Race in2013.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I filmed Drag Race in 2016.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eight years ago. Yeah, but I was. But I was large scale before Drag Race, unlike you. Well, please show us these. I invested.

[Monet X Change]

These scales must be in balance. So please show us these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I invested in my drag before, I didn't wait for RuPaul to validate me, to uplift, elevate.

[Monet X Change]

We are sat and waiting for the receipts. We are satisfied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honey, you need a new look, a new color, a new do, a new.

[Monet X Change]

So we spent. So I was like, I never ever, like, do take that same consideration into my own clothes, like. Cause you know, you know my friend Duan. Duan is every outfit, clothes, everything that Duan buys, he gets it tailored to his body. And that's why dejuan always looks so good, because all of his clothes are tailored. And I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna start doing that. So I took these pants, I got these pants tailored, and I got these pants dry cleaned. So I go to pick them up the next day. And the guy I wrote checkout was like $65 to tailor a pant and dry clean the thing, which is fine. And then he turns around, like, paying, and he turns and he turns the screen around. He's like, tip. And it wasn't just the turn of the screen where you can do what you want. He says with his mouth, tip. And looking at me. So I was like. So I fucking tipped him. And I didn't feel like I should have tipped him, but I felt like I was. I had no choice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Here's the thing about a dry cleaner or something like that. If I drop it off on Monday and I pick it up on Thursday, who am I tipping? Like, who. Who cleaned my clothes? So am I tipping the person I drop it off with? Am I tipping the person I pick it up with? What if neither one of them cleaned it?

[Monet X Change]

Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who am I tipping?

[Monet X Change]

Like, are they sharing this tip? Like restaurants, right? You tip at the restaurant, but normally everyone is pulled and everyone shares whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, are they doing that as from your shift? You don't pull from the week. You pull from your shift.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's why I don't understand. Like. Like, who. I don't understand who I'm. Who. Who I'm tipping. Like, if. If that's why I say a barista. What is going on? What are you doing?

[Monet X Change]

Sorry. I got my tattoo and for some reason, I forgot I haven't taken the thing off of it. And it feels really sweaty. And I can get, like, get an infection, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, sweat is sterile, but it can cause an infection. But sweat is. Sweat comes out of your body sterile, but then once it hits your skin.

[Jacob]

How long did you get the tattoo?

[Monet X Change]

Less than 24 hours. I got it like 12 hours ago.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, you can leave that on for up to, like, 48 hours, but

[Monet X Change]

it was wet, though. Anyway, sorry. That means it's good. Continue. Yeah, Yeah. I don't know who you're tipping. It feels crazy. But I was bullied because it wasn't just the turn of the thing. It was also the tip making eye contact and like, nigga, what you gonna do next? So I just tipped him 20% because I felt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He said, yeah. He said, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I had no choice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also feel like Uber Eats should not ask you to tip before the driver gets there.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. Because, Nick, why am I tipping pre service? I agree. But then. But then you're afraid to not tip because then you feel like, bitch, they're gonna get at your door. This how they're gonna deliver your food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, girl. Oh, and by the way, the way that sometimes Uber Eats Will, I saw this woman who did this whole UberEats story on her time on her TikTok, and it was honestly wild. It was like.

[Monet X Change]

So was she a driver or a deliverer?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was a customer.

[Monet X Change]

Customer. Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She was a customer, and her delivery person ate her food and then left the eaten bag at her doorstep. It's one thing to. It's one thing to like, I've waited 30 minutes. I'm gonna keep your food and eat it. To me, even then I would be like, just find the house and drop it off and leave it. You've done your thing. But while I do think waiting 30 minutes and eating food is shady, I think you should wait five to 10 minutes and then drop the food off and leave. Or be like, okay, wait, I got it.

[Monet X Change]

Uber Eats is out there. They're trying to find you. They can't get in contact, so the last resort of the person is just to leave it at the address they see and then dip out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Leave it as close to the front door as possible. So, like, let's say you have a gated community and I can't get in, and you're not answering your phone, you're not pushing the gate in. I'm just gonna leave it at the front gate.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And take a picture and be like, there it is. Your food's at the front gate. I waited 10 minutes. Now I think that. I think that's the best thing to do. The next thing is like, just eat the food. Just eat it. That is shady. Now. Eating it and then leaving the bag with the bones in it is crazy. I don't think crazy ever.

[Monet X Change]

Eating it is never okay. Because some people. Some people, like, Their food cold. Like, you leave it. You leave it. You eating it should never be a response. Leaving it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just ranking them to which one is the craziest.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what you gonna say next? Next one is shitting in the bag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sitting in the bag, taking the food out and putting shit in the bag is like, the worst worst. Like, you've eaten it, the food has passed through your system, and you're technically putting the food back. All right, this is getting disgusting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, this lady. But she was recording herself while the guy was, like, screaming. He was like, I'm just saying, we all out here trying to work hard. Money's hard to come by.

[Monet X Change]

I get it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's like, screaming, and she's, like, nervous. She's like, okay, it's okay. You're good. It's okay.

[Monet X Change]

After he ate her food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He ate her food, yelled at her, reprimanded her about how hard money is to come by. And I get it. We all out here trying to make. Trying to make a dollar. And then she just. Then she called Wingstop and was like, girl, my food got ate. And they were like. And she was like. She was like, they know me at Wingstop, which tickled me. She was like, they know me. They knew my order. To be fair, that was me at Domino's on the Upper west side.

[Monet X Change]

The one by your old apartment.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I used to call them, and they'd be like, we already know. We already know.

[Monet X Change]

Is there a restaurant like that that I have?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Even though I do eat out a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I.

[Monet X Change]

But I. I do eat out a lot, but I don't know if there's a restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Uber Eats. Now. This. This is before Uber Eats. This is when you had. When you had to pick up the phone and call.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait. You could call restaurants and order food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Shut the hell up, bitch. I'm not that slow. I know, I know. I've been off the podcast for a week, but this ain't. I'm not slow enough to believe that you don't remember a time in life where you were calling restaurants, ordering your food outside of UberEats, Jacob, do you? Monet. Y', all. I'm not about to fall for. Jacob. Don't even try to jump in on this one. Monet is not a millennial. Monet is a. Is a old. I mean, Monet is not a Gen Z.

[Monet X Change]

You continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet is not a Gen Z. Monet is an old ass millennial. Monet is in her mid-30s.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not mid-30s yet. I'm still in my early 30s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not only that, she's mid in her 30s.

[Monet X Change]

You're such a. I thought you would come back to the podcast after you. Your two little days off and be nice and sweet. You're just as cunty and bitchy as I remember.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is mid-30s? Okay, mid, mid, whatever is zero to three? No, early is zero to three to three. Mid is four to six is mid, and then seven to nine is late. Yeah, you're in your mid-30s.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in my early monat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're 34 years old, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I just turned 34amonth ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still like, no, there's no residual. There's no residual. There's no residual. Early 30s popping off.

[Monet X Change]

I'm coming into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you have. You've crossed the state line. You don't park. You don't. You don't put the car in park on the state line. Be like, my trunk is still in Alabama, but the front of the. Hey, you see?

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. Oh, let's take a break.

[Monet X Change]

We're gonna come back and talk about these fucking bubbles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I've had an official about it, bitch.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, can I just say real quick too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. I realize you're also back to this mic thing. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The episode about movies was one of our best episodes ever. And the fact that it's not our highest viewed episode is insane to me. That was legit. One of the best episodes of sibling rivalry ever.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you think so?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just so camp. It was peak sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

And like, you mean us just well, more so you fully misremembering movies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not no more so me. You always try to pull a more so you, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You destroyed Friday. You destroyed Friday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You talking about Kill Bill 7.

[Monet X Change]

Remember Kill Bill 7?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When Uma Thurman came back? No, that was you. A movie about Uma Thurman. That was you, bitch. It's a movie about a woman named Uma Thurman.

[Monet X Change]

It's not Kill Bill only has two volumes. And I was like, it has three. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Don't act like I was the only one fucking up stuff. You was in these streets fucking up stuff, too.

[Monet X Change]

Why you was not including me? Let me tell you something. Bob's one of them kids. When he got in trouble, Monet was over there jumping, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why Got to bring me in there. No, that was you. I was like, we did it. You and you talking about something. That was mostly you. You the bitch yelling some. Mostly you. The woman's name was Uma Thurman. I ain't forgot about that.

[Monet X Change]

Uma Thurman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It says neither of these women understood Black Swan. Monet be on Bob about adding syllables to letters, names. When she added Uma Thermal.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, is her name.

[Jacob]

That's a great name.

[Monet X Change]

Is her name Uma Thurman or Uma Thurman?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thurman. Uma Thurman.

[Monet X Change]

Thurman. Got it. Yeah, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uma Thurman is her name.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. So the screen. I'm gonna be reading the comments of that video. The screen effects are because Bob is using discord on an iOS product like MacBook. It's only exclusive for Apple users. So that's why and when it happened. So when was happening before, were you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and Jacob on a MacBook? Aren't you on a Mac computer?

[Monet X Change]

But I'm not using a Discord.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not using Discord either. I'm just fucking. I just logged in, like, regular.

[Monet X Change]

Well, when it was happening before, were y' all not. Were y' all just fucking around with me, or did you not see it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't see it.

[Monet X Change]

But did you. You just saw it this time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, just now. But I didn't see it before.

[Jacob]

Yes, I figured this out. There's. It's a weird, like, Apple thing. Like, Bob has something enabled on his computers, and I think the Apple computers do that, like, put the thumbs up onto your video camera. So it is a real thing and. And specifically a setting that Bob has unintentionally on his computer. But I can help him turn it off.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My question is, which one are you gonna watch first? Kate and Leopold or Plasma's Don't Rain on My Parade?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Speaking of. So I just did a thing in New York for Lincoln Center. I'm doing a thing with the Lincoln center this summer. We recorded a promo video that's coming out next month. And then so Plasma and Megami came to the thing, and so my Second time meeting Plasma. Plasma is honestly. She is very charming. See, irl before, she was charming too. But like, irl. Just like hanging out with her. She's very funny. She's very quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like Plasma now.

[Monet X Change]

I will still remain on the show. Plasma's very fucking annoying and I could not with the. But irl. Plasma is very sweet and I really enjoyed her company.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hung out with Plasma and Dawn in San Francisco and they were a cut up. So fun.

[Monet X Change]

Dawn. Dawn. Oh, dawn up until Dawn. Yes. For a second.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went home and you already forgot her. That's crazy. The body's not even cold. Monet. This is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Megami is also there. Megami's very sweet, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love Megami. I mean, I don't know her in real life, but I love her online presence and. And I love. Anyway, yeah, Plasma's great. But you were at Lincoln center because

[Monet X Change]

you brought up Plasma. I was just saying I met her irl. And because you and Jacob have crafted this narrative that I hate Plasma and she's my Blair. Whatever. I want to just say yes, y' all did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interesting, Interesting. What was your part in that?

[Monet X Change]

Doing my podcast review. I talk about everyone, but you have swayed the fucking election. And you are literally going to. Yeah, you are literally in. You are literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who are you? Hillary. So I've been hanging out with Rob, and Rob has this Northeast accent that is so funny to me. It's like this Philly New York accent that tickles me pink. And, you know, what's my accent? I always comment, like, what they say, and he's. When he says words that end with ly, it's always like Hillary.

[Monet X Change]

It isn't usually, oh, what? What? Adding a V to it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's just like Hillary. I'll say Hillary. He'll go, Hillary.

[Monet X Change]

Hillary. Usually I say Hillary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Normally.

[Monet X Change]

Hillary. Hillary. Yeah, yeah, he's that. That's that Philly thing. Because he. Does he. Does he say John a lot, too? My John. This is my John.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

John for what? What's a John?

[Monet X Change]

That's like my thing. That's like. That's like Philly slang. Like my thing. Like my John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you play. You're in a car. Like, oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This song.

[Monet X Change]

This My John.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also for him. Th's or V's.

[Monet X Change]

V. Like my mother. I thought that was a New York fan. I didn't know that was a Philly thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Another. I think it could. I think the whole Northeast has this thing going on. There used to be this girl who came to my school From New York City. She had the thickest New York accent, and I do not know why. I do not know why. I've certainly changed now. I love accents. I wish that I had a stronger accent, but her New York accent used to piss me off. I used to think to myself, there's no way that's how you say mother. I would think to myself, there's no way that's how you really say mother. There's no way. And I think to myself, like, I feel like you say mother and father more than anyone says mother and father.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think she's putting on this accent to just piss you off?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no. But I think she. In my head at the time, I was like, she really wants us to know she's from New York. Bitch, we know you have an accent.

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. And she would never shut up about being from New York City. Like, we. Girl, we know we're in Atlanta. You're in Clayton county, honey, we don't care. Honey.

[Monet X Change]

I was just in Atlanta, and I have to say, you know, also watching this TikTok about that comedian, I don't know his name. It's a podcast with these white comedians, and they're talking, and then they make this. They make this comment, no, girl, I, I cannot even begin to guess what his name was. Tall, skinny guy was Scratch. Anyway, and then they're, like, talking about Atlanta, and they're making. They're kind of making jokes about, like, I don't know. I, I, you. I have no idea. And then they were kind of just talking about how, like, it was so, like, making jokes about, like, in, like, in. In. In Atlanta, how they were uncomfortable, like, to see, like, so many black people and, like, and. And to say, like, kind of, like, commenting on how affluent these black people are and this guy stitching in with, like, you know, it's so weird for a lot for sometimes white people in the city of Atlanta specifically, they get uncomfortable because they feel like it's the first time in their life feeling like a minority because Atlanta obviously has so many black people, and it is so uncomfortable for them to fathom and, like, being a minority in the space, it was a very interesting conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's such a Caribbean T, A, B, O, L, E, words.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, vegetable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vegetable.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. What is your fascination with linguistics? What is your problem?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just love accents. I just love the way that cribbies be, like, comfortable. I don't even know how to make it do that. I don't even know. I don't know how to make that do that. What am I doing that makes that happen? I don't know what to do. It just does it on its own. Wait, what? How is that.

[Monet X Change]

You did this. You did this. No, you did this. You just adjusted like this. I don't fucking know, girl. Anyway, I think it's a smile.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's the smile, is it? Okay, let's see.

[Monet X Change]

So for those who listening, Bob has his thumbs up button that. It's like the old Facebook fucking thumbs up reaction thing. And when he. He just does gestures and it pops up on his screen. So we're trying to figure out what the trigger is. And I think it's a smile.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the smile which, which it tells you. Can you do a thumbs down or frown?

[Monet X Change]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

The frown did it. Oh, no, it was a thumbs down.

[Jacob]

It says you can also do hearts if you do heart hands.

[Monet X Change]

Well, he has a whole damn microphone in his hand. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gagging?

[Monet X Change]

I am, because I can't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just. Just use Discord. Put discord to the iOS and shut the fuck up.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know the hell you doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, connect your iOS through Discord.

[Jacob]

Anyway, it's not Discord, it's a setting from App.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, listen. No, listen. Put the iOS through the, through the CPU and then discord will. Will. Will make the HTML HTTP.

[Monet X Change]

Anyways, obviously, like, do you not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you not know that? That's like, did you.

[Jacob]

Could you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you even use.

[Monet X Change]

Anyways, I was so down in Atlanta and then I think so seasons are something very interesting to me because obviously growing up, growing up in St. Lucia, we have one. Well, not Disney.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to. I don't want to move on from the Atlanta thing. I want to talk about that. So Atlanta, by the way, I don't think Atlanta is even majority black. There's just a lot of black people in Atlanta.

[Monet X Change]

Like, the city of Atlanta is not predominantly black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. So, I mean, Atlanta is 47% black.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it is 39% white. There are more black people than white people. It is 5% Asian. And it is 2.2% non white Hispanic. And then 1.96% white Hispanic.

[Monet X Change]

So Atlanta is predominantly black. So. So Atlanta is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I guess Atlanta is. Atlanta is. Yeah. Atlanta is predominantly black. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Is a majority Black city. Wow. 40. Almost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't realize. I don't know. I don't know how recent those numbers are, but I didn't realize that. Yeah, Atlanta is. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Do New York. Do New York Because I wonder, like. Because in my mind, New York is, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's at least a quarter black. New York City is 20% black.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I was close, and I'm sure it's like. It's fucking like, 30% Latinx. It has to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's 30% white.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, shit. No, no, no. I was wrong. Sorry. Oh, no, I'm right. It's 30% white, 28% Hispanic or Latino, 20% black, 15% Asian, and 0.2% Native American.

[Monet X Change]

I ate that. I was close to the. Yeah, so it's so interesting because, like. Because I think for the majority of white people, they have never been in a situation where they find themselves to be a minority, especially in this city where they. Like where they grew up and live. Right. So it was. It was. It was a. And I never thought about that. And why? Because. Yes. I mean, I didn't think the jokes were particularly funny, but I was trying to understand, like, what was so annoying about it. And then the guy was explaining. I was like, interesting. Did you feel like that growing up in Atlanta?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, girl, for them. For them, Atlanta's fucking Wakanda. They're like, oh, my God. All these black folks, and they're affluent and this, that, and the other. But also for people from, like, white folks from, like, Maryland and white folks from Atlanta and white folks from Philly and white folks from New York, I don't think they're quite. I think it's white folks from, like, Ohio and white folks from, like, Texas, Montana, and Des Moines, Iowa. They're like, oh, my God. You know what I mean? I think that Atlanta is, like, the third blackest city in America, or what's the first? I think D.C. is the blackest city in America. I'm almost positive. D.C. i. I was just sharing it.

[Jacob]

The blackest city in America is South Fulton, Georgia, at 93.26.

[Monet X Change]

93. Almost 100 black people. That is fair. I want to. Bob, should we. Should we go? Let's go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been to south Fulton. I think south Fulton is just Fulton county, which is the South Florida.

[Monet X Change]

These are the top black cities in America. Number one is South Fulton. Number two is Jackson. Number three is Detroit. 80% black people. Birmingham, Alabama, is fourth. Miami Gardens, Florida, is 66%. Memphis is 63. Montgomery is 7. Baltimore is 8, which with 60%. Augusta, Georgia, is 58%. And Shreveport, Louisiana, is 57% black people. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So south Fulton is. Oh, sorry. I was thinking of black estates. Anyway. Sorry. South Fulton is just. Is just west of Clayton County.

[Monet X Change]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been to. I've been to south. I mean, you. You probably been through south Fulton at some point. It's just. I'm sure Jacob's been to south Fulton.

[Monet X Change]

I think when I drove to come see when I was helping with your move and stuff. I'm sure remember where. So I went to. Oh, the blackest countries in the world. Oh, state, sorry. Blackest state is the U.S. well, obviously the Virgin Islands is 76% black people. And Baba's close. D.C. is number two with 44% black people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Number three. Yeah. Oh, I didn't think about the Virgin Islands, but I mean, but they're a territory. So the blackest state is D.C. and then Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Well, D.C. is a city. No, this is a state. Never mind. Oh my God, I sound so ignorant. Oh my gosh. Shut the fuck up.

[Jacob]

If you had to guess, what would you say the whitest state is?

[Monet X Change]

The whitest?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh yeah, look that up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to say. I'm going to say either Montana or Wyoming. And I'm going to go with Montana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D.C. is not a state, it's a district. D.C. is not.

[Monet X Change]

Put that hand up to yourself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm just. I just googled it. But I'm still. I'm still. I still want to calculate you.

[Monet X Change]

What do you think the whitestate is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's Connecticut.

[Monet X Change]

Connecticut?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Easily. I say Montana.

[Jacob]

Let me find Connecticut on this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, he gotta look.

[Jacob]

He.

[Monet X Change]

Like he's trying to find.

[Jacob]

Not Connecticut. So the bottom two. Well, there are two other ones that are Northern Mariana Islands and American Samoa, but not.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. The American Samoa Islands are white? What about the indigenous? What about the Samoan people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently I found it.

[Jacob]

Well, I think, I think. Sorry, I guess this list is specifically looking at African Americans.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I found it.

[Jacob]

So I think that's actually true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe that's.

[Jacob]

I'm not looking at the highest population of white people. I was just scrolling to the bottom of the African American list.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I found.

[Jacob]

That's actually not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, okay, I found it. Vermont is the whitest.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Vermont, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep. Then, then Maine, West Virginia, New Hampshire, Wyoming, and then Montana.

[Monet X Change]

The top five. Congratulations, ladies. You five represent the top white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hold one white sheet of paper in my hand. Let's talk more about who's white when we get back after this break.

[Jacob]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of

[Monet X Change]

unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back.

[Jacob]

So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal.

[Monet X Change]

So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Monet X Change]

Okay, Okay, y', all, this is Monet Xchange. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. My US tour of my hit Edinburgh Fringe Festival show Life Be Life. And it's coming across America, baby. We're coming to Seattle, Portland, Denver, Salt Lake City, Tucson, Asheville, Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and San Francisco starting April 30, all the way through May 19. Y'. All, I am so beyond proud of the show. It's so dope, it's so fierce. And I want you guys to all experience it. So please go to monetexchangelive.com and get tickets to see my hit or one woman show, Life Be Lifein about, you know, darkly humorous, poignant, coming of age sanging a one woman show. You don't wanna miss it. I'll see y' all there. You know, so I was just in the uk, like I said, I was in Soho and I did a little video of my thing to kind of also film a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're back already? That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I just realized you're back already. I feel like you should have been there longer.

[Monet X Change]

I was there for a week. I did six shows, sold out shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Congratulations, by the way. I heard they were great. I really had a good Tyler. I saw that Tyler posted from Houston. I was like, what the fuck is Tyler doing back in America?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl, we did it and came back and then I posted a little video. And then Ty's friend came because Ty is of Latinx descent. Ty is a Latinx person and he brought his friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you don't think he's decent. So he's not decent.

[Monet X Change]

And they wanted his friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then he's. He's Latinx and decent. That's crazy. He took the decent out. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

And then I posted a saying and I was, I made a joke. I was like white laughed or whatever. And someone commented, I was like, why do you have to make everything about race? It makes you racist. You know that, right? And of course it was A white person. And it is always interesting to me how uncomfortable if the, if the, if the. If the conversation of race makes you uncomfortable and you be a white person, like, you should really investigate that. As to why race makes you so uncomfortable, is it being confronted to what. Confronted with what that means in your life and how that has affected your life. Why does race make you so uncomfortable?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's because it doesn't matter if you're black, white, brown, blue, or polka dot. I'm a love you. If you respect me, I'm a respect you. I hate hearing that shit. That shit drives me fucking crazy. That shit drives me crazy. There's this big conversation on TikTok about who can be racist and who can't be racist. And I think that the conversation should be centered around, does it matter? Like, who's. Like, does it matter if this group is quote, unquote racist? Because if this group doesn't even have the power to use that structure, it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. Like, for example, if a person with more power, like, let's say like a boss at a job says something shady about another employee, two people, because that person has more power and it carries more weight. It matters because it can sell you that person's image. You see what I'm saying? But if the person. But if the security guard to the president says, man, the president's kind of annoying, it has a lot less of an impact. So it just doesn't matter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does that make any sense?

[Monet X Change]

It does. I heard what you're saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heard what you're saying. So there's also a conversation that we talked before about whether or not the definition of racism should be changed. But I also don't think that one definition negates another definition. So based off the definition, yeah, anybody can be racist, but the question is, does it even matter? Like, on a personal level? Yes, it matters to, To a. You can hurt a white person's feelings by being racist to them, but you cannot hurt their social standing as a white person in the world.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's the part that a lot of them, as they say on TikTok, palm colored people. I think that that, that realization is a part that they get really frustrated by and they don't want to grapple and tackle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, to this day, I still have people in my DM telling me that I'm not.

[Commercial Narrator]

I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll have you know I'm not racist. I did track down your, Your, your, your Facebook and, and, and, and write this Letter to you. But I'll have you know me. Not me. Not me, buddy. So you, you got, you got me mixed up with some other racist because

[Monet X Change]

I was also watching this video of Jesse Williams talking about that he. What is. I'm sure you've seen it. Let me look up real quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's Jesse Williams?

[Monet X Change]

Jesse Williams, the guy from Grey's Anatomy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never watched Grey's Anatomy.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never watched Grey's Anatomy. I've never really done. The only thing I've ever watched from Shondaland is like the first three or two seasons of Scandal.

[Monet X Change]

Scandal.

[Jacob]

So good.

[Monet X Change]

Did you like Scandal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but I fell off. I was told folks if it's too much time between seasons, I will just fall off of a show. Like, like the reason why I was so into Breaking Bad because I didn't start Breaking Bad until the very end when the whole series was over. I started episode one and I watched all five seasons in one weekend. And sometime for me, if it's just a big break in between, like I said last, I don't even remember everything from Severus.

[Monet X Change]

Like someone was gay and you literally have severed you. You literally are the TV show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've severed myself from the memory of the thing. So I'm like, I'm like, I don't remember. Then I have to re watch season one to get pick up with season two and I can't also this is

[Monet X Change]

the time of YouTube. Everyone has like a YouTube recapping of a thing. You're just going YouTube and watch several season ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to, I just want to watch it back to back and just watch it all in a row. Sometimes I just, I just lose interest if it's. And also the writer strike was obviously not helping with these large long breaks in between Euphoria. I mean I never watched Euphoria.

[Monet X Change]

So it's like season three is like, is postponed indefinitely. Which is so weird because Sydney Sweeney was on the View like last week talking about how they're getting into it. So I don't know who knows what's fucking true. But back when Scandal was on Girl, it followed the normal television cycle you had. The fall season happened this spring and a new one every fall for like five or six years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but, but, but a couple of months between is a lot for me. I just fall off. It's easy for me to fall off, but I'm used to like a lot of the shows I watch, I watched them like I did. I did the same thing with, with Heroes. I watched Heroes.

[Monet X Change]

Heroes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So good. I watched the whole thing all at once. I watched Breaking Bad all at once. But like, like, like, for example, I watched like the first season of Insecure, but then I had to wait for a new season, so I was like, I just have to wait. Now I can't get back on. I really like Secure, so shout out to severance. But I'm probably not going to rejoin you guys. Like, I'm having, like. Well, I'm waiting for the boy. The boys about to say, you wait for that, boys. I'll wait for the boys. The boys is so good.

[Monet X Change]

But you didn't like Generation V, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not like Generation Z. I could not. I, I, I, I couldn't even finish that season.

[Jacob]

Oh, you got to finish it. It picks up like the last three episodes are better than the rest of the season. It's worth watching.

[Monet X Change]

I think the whole thing is good. Andy and I really enjoyed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had a hard time with Ozarks too. Jacob kept being like, you got to finish season two of Ozarks. I was like, I just don't have it in me, baby. I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I never watched Ozarks either. I like that the, the new one on, on, on with Sophia Ver. Griselda. I, I, I enjoyed that. I thought it was really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it Lauralini and Ozarks?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes. Yeah. The one with Sofia Vergara is very good. If you like crime, drug. It's really, really, really good. I enjoyed it. I know a lot of people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean if you like drug? What do you mean by if you like drug? What do you mean by that?

[Monet X Change]

If you like shows like that and narcos, like about, like drug families and about, like, really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not like if you love doing drugs.

[Monet X Change]

If you like doing drugs, you might like it too. There's a lot of, you see it a lot there. So I'm sure you get older, you like doing cocaine. I don't like cocaine. I've never tried cocaine. But it's not for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you know you don't like it then?

[Monet X Change]

Because I didn't have to try cracks and I don't like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know that. You don't know.

[Monet X Change]

You might like it actually, but I feel like I won't, you know, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't want to try it. That, you know. You know you don't want to try it. You don't know if you like it or not.

[Monet X Change]

No, I know I won't like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't know that. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Do you, Bob? There are certain things that you don't need to try to know that you won't like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Cocaine is like a. You, like, people are described as being, like, up and bouncing and crazy. I don't need to. I don't want. I don't like that feeling, so I know I wouldn't like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know for a fact that I don't want to try meth, but I don't know that I won't like it, but I know I don't want to try it again.

[Monet X Change]

Meth is one of those things people say they do, and they're like, up and they're. I mean, I don't want to take any drugs that are making me, like, up and at them. Now, something that. That. That probably would be dope is probably like, what? Up and at them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Spell up and then spell the next thing

[Jacob]

at.

[Monet X Change]

Then the word em. Apostrophe up and Adam, like, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like. Okay, all right. What I thought you were saying up and like Adam, like Adam and Eve.

[Monet X Change]

No, up and get at em. Get at em, boys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I was like. I was like.

[Monet X Change]

But something that probably. That I would never try because I'm not interested. But something I probably would enjoy. Something like. Sounds crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus, bleep that. Bleep that, please.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Jacob]

Y' all can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you wanna hear what Monae said, come to the patreon, but for YouTube. Yeah, we're bleeping that one, baby.

[Monet X Change]

But I would never try that. I have no interest in trying it, but that's the case. That's something that. That I probably would enjoy, but I would never do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did Mistress say? Whose name did she say that got bleeped?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I couldn't tell.

[Jacob]

I can tell you, but we need to bleep that out of this, too.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Bleep it. Who is it, Jacob? I can tell you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can tell you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, why they bleep that?

[Jacob]

And please bleep that.

[Monet X Change]

Because they probably don't have any drama

[Bob the Drag Queen]

then. Are they ready for public robbery?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, girl. We say their name.

[Commercial Narrator]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

For the past couple of years, months, Bob, you've been very on the. Say their names. Yeah, you have. That's you, too. We're talking about your.

[Jacob]

That's you.

[Monet X Change]

We're talking about your little weird soft hands with me and Tia. Coffee?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I haven't watched the episode yet because I haven't watched Drag Race yet, but, girl, I need to get some gloves because, like, you know what? I don't want no shade to you all who have these. But these are not it, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, that's not what I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not.

[Jacob]

You're describing that for audio listeners.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, sorry. A callus on your. The knuckle callus that you get from. From lifting weights. By the way, when I tell you, like, one day at the gym, they're already. For me. That's how soft my. That's how soft and delicate my hands are.

[Monet X Change]

So confirmed, you've never done a hard day's labor in your life. If that's one day and that's happened, that means, nigga, you ain't never done.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've never. I've. I've never worked hard in my life.

[Monet X Change]

And you're proud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've coasted through my whole life. I've never.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I've never worked hard a day in my life. Everyone. I'm notoriously lazy. Everyone knows that I'm notoriously lazy.

[Monet X Change]

So you're going to, like, confess everyone how? In. In retrospect, I was the one that got you in Drag Race,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

okay?

[Monet X Change]

And. And you're the hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just because your hands are hard doesn't mean your work ethic is okay.

[Monet X Change]

It is, honey. And everyone knows that Monet is a very hard worker, period.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just because your hands. Just cause your hands are sandpaper doesn't mean that you are out here in these streets working hard, honey. Just because you got the Etch A Sketch of hands.

[Monet X Change]

Etch A Sketch? That doesn't make sense. Etch A Sketch is not harm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It makes that noise.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it does

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a video of Dr. Umar rubbing his hands, and I'm like, why does nigga hands sound so ashy? It's like,

[Monet X Change]

can I tell you what I know? And again, y', all, we are going to. In the future, we will do. We will be doing sibling pop culture or whatever, but I am so fucking disgusted, pissed off by the fucking people platforming Candace Owens right now. The fact that Candace Owens is on the Breakfast Club, Kiki Ki Ki. Making jokes with Charlamagne and Jet, Solaris and DJ Envy, but yet when they have Kamala Harris, she's public enemy number one. But. And again, you have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We.

[Monet X Change]

Of course, there are things to take Kamala Harris to task for, but to have Candace Owens there and y' all, like, cracking jokes, that shit is fucking crazy to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she's been on. She's been on the. On Breakfast Club before. That's not her first time on the Breakfast Club, is it?

[Monet X Change]

I know, but. But she's said even more Egregious things since then and at least, I mean, the ones in the past. Did they completely take her to task?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no. The reason why the. Sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, and before, they didn't like completely take her to task how I would want it to, but I feel like there was more weight, especially with Angela Yee was there. I mean, you know, it just felt like they were. They, they. They talked to her more about the bad shit she said. But in this one, it's like they were just old friends catching up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't, I didn't watch it. But for those of you who do not know, Candace Owens was recently fired from the Daily Wire because she came out as pro Palestinian. Well, I don't know if they said exclusive that that is why, but it's kind of understood because Ben Shapiro's wife

[Monet X Change]

is Israeli and blah, blah, blah, because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

she is pro Palestinian, they have labeled her as anti Semitic, which is a very common trope. Anyone who supports Palestine girl is being labeled by people as anti Semitic, which is why. You know who I was looking at today and I was scrolling through her pages, like getting so mad was Noah Tishby. I would just scroll through her page, just getting, just. So she's this pro Israeli. I don't even know what. She's like a, like a tiktoker. I don't. I don't even know what she is outside of this. This like pro Israeli, like activist, I guess. And she is like, she did. She did a sit down with Chelsea Handler. She did these, all these. And she just like, basically just spouting a bunch of misinformation about Palestine. Basically.

[Monet X Change]

The. The misinformation about Palestine is crazy. Like, people like that, that Congress asshole, Brian Mast, he's a, He's a. He's a military veteran, whatever. He's a double amputee. And I mean, just saying the wildest, most disgusting shit. Like he went. He literally. With his own mouth, he said something like, there are no innocent Palestinians. Someone who is an elected official, the people are put in charge of a district. He's saying shit like this. He literally said, there is no such thing as an innocent Palestinian. And he said, we don't give aid to enemies or aid to those who are at war with our allies. Like, what are we talking about anyway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just a reminder, everyone, Palestine doesn't have an army. There's no army.

[Monet X Change]

They don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's literally no army there. They don't even have police. They have like three or six hospitals for over a Million people.

[Monet X Change]

It's fucking bananas. Yeah, we can. Yeah, but. Yeah. So if you're in Brian Mass district, do not let him get reelected again. Like, fucking fuck him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's something wacky going on with the Georgia lady. What's her name? The crazy lady from Georgia.

[Monet X Change]

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, she's trying now. So the Republican Party has turned on them, so they're like, cannibalizing themselves now. And Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to get some other Republican thrown out because not all Republicans are pro Israel and not all Republicans are pro Trump. So the ones who are not supporting Trump or not supporting Israel, a lot of other Republicans are trying to, like, throw them out of office, basically.

[Monet X Change]

Our country is so. This place is so fucking wild. I just can't remember when you said

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that some psychic somewhere said that Donald Trump was going to be the last president.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if he gets reelected and then, like, America crumbles and that's the last one,

[Jacob]

Bob?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I hope not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you move?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe I'll go back to St. Lucia expeditiously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, like, I have to put all

[Monet X Change]

my money in offshore accounts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I feel like a lot of my ancestors, I mean, I have a longer ancestral lineage in America than you do. And, like, my ancestors built this country literally with their, like, slave labor. Like, my grandmother's father was a sharecropper and his oldest brother was a slave.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm like, do you leave? I don't want to leave. Like, this is every bit of my country as it is, some white Republican's country.

[Monet X Change]

But then you have to get on

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fight, and we're all on stolen land for sure. So that's the part about being, like, a. Being a part of the African diaspora. You're like, where do. If you can't go to Bella Noche, where can you go? Like, where? Like, where? So sorry, where. Where do you go?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. And then. Which also makes, like, the fucking diaspora war so crazy, because, yes, I get the need to want to, like, cling to, like, your piece of blackness. That's like, well, this is like, what we do over here. But you have to. The lines are all so blurred. And yes, they are clear lines, but they're all like. The lines are clear and blurred at the same time. So, like, diasporic, like, infighting between us. It's. That's the craziest thing to me when black people have to be like, well, this is our kind of thing. Well, Jollof Rice is like, our thing. Yeah, but, like, Rice and beans is us and like Cajun, like it's like bitches all the same fucking thing. We started paylow over here in the Caribbean. What are you talking about? Like it's all the same thing, girl. We all came from the same shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the country? And then I was looking at, you know, Pan Africanism, but there are also problems within Pan Africanism too. And I don't, I'm. I know we should not be talking about stuff we don't know. Actually it's, I want to say out loud, it's okay to talk about things you don't know. And by the way, take everything I say with a grand. So I don't know everything. I do not know everything. Okay, but there's a country off the west coast of Africa where basically I want to say it's Libya, but I might be wrong. Maybe Liberia, but where they were like, we're going to send African Americans back to Africa. But they sent them back with like guns. They were like, go take it back. We're sending you back to where you came from. So here's. So there's like a civil war in the country and it's been going on for a long time. But I mean, I don't know, I don't know. I can't remember what. But I was like, so the only way to go back to Africa is to reintegrate and not try to make anew. You have to just integrate into what's already there.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, this is true. And also they've also, they've also, I mean as, as a, as, as a westernized black person from America, like through social media and through like the news and stuff. They've also done a really good job of making me think that Africa as a whole is unaccepting of queer people. So like, so like me going back to, in some ways I want to get back to Africa or go back to my roots, whether it be from Cameroon, whatever they are, that I shouldn't even bother as a black queer person because, bitch, I'm not welcomed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I have that fear as well. And a lot of that is through the colonization of Africa and through the

[Monet X Change]

Christianity.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the Christianization of Africa. But there are dozens of countries and I think over a thousand ethnicities in Africa. And I saw this thing online, a lot of people posting. I also, not only not just about making us think that everyone in Africa's anti gay, but also making us think that they don't want black Americans back over there. And then I told you we Talked about this a while back. This TikTok where this African lady was like, sister America's coming to. Coming. We go to the airport to pick up Sister America. It's going to be so great. And I think, too, as a person who's part of the African diaspora, I would love to see some people being like, and y' all gay niggas can come, too.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? I know, right? That would be nice to see. It really would be. Because in my mind, I'm like, oh, bitch, I can't go back there. Bitch, I'm gonna be killed. I'm gonna kill it on site. Like, I can't marry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it's not just that. It's also hearing it from queer Africans who live in America.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, like, I remember Bibi's a harborne. Talking about how she on Drag Race, about how people were writing her love. Like, if you come back to Cameron, we're going to kill you on site. Like, people had to say that to her. But also. But then again, also, people say that here in the States.

[Monet X Change]

I was really just about to say, I'm like, how's that going?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you can't go to Bella Noche, where can you go?

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say it is not pleasing to me and my homegirls.

[Monet X Change]

One of my favorite content creators name is Christina Brown. She's so. She's this black woman from. I think she lives in New York. I know where she's from. She's very intelligent, very beautiful. She's amazing. And she does a lot of content about black issues, and she's a comedian and everything. And she did this video two years ago of her going to Ghana and to. Going to that site. I think it's. Ghana is the point where they would literally, like, put all the slaves, like, right before they got. It's called, like, Dead Man's Pass or the port where they would load all the slaves onto the ships to go to af. To go. To go to the Americas. And it was like. I was like, oh, my God, I would love to. I mean, again, she's saying it's very traumatic. Cause, like, she's like. She's like. She's like going there, you feel the weight and the heaviness, even though it is obviously a very long time ago, a couple centuries ago. But she said going there, it like, you. You cannot help but feel the weight and the heaviness of what went on in this place. And she talks you through, like, the whole thing. It's like, three minute TikTok. We should. We should. I would. I would love to go with that. We should plan a trip to go to Africa together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would love that. Do you know. I would love that. Do you know Francesca Lee?

[Monet X Change]

Francesca Lee, she used to do stuff for, like, mtv.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And she had, like, a Facebook series for a long time, and she's got popular because she's. She's the one who did a shit white girl side video a long time ago.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. And now she has this theory, this series called I Didn't Think the Lepers Would Eat My Face, which is basically, like, stuff about, like, Candace Owens and people who get turned on by conservatives. Anyway, she has a lot of really cool stuff online that is great to look into if you're looking to get into that kind of content.

[Monet X Change]

I know, I know you have to go very soon. And we've got. We've kind of talked about this. We, like, joked about it. I mean, we cannot. I'm not. I'm not gonna say it out loud because, I mean, we kind of had said out loud before, but about us trying to do, like, a sibling family. Because I know some people, some content creators have done that. I feel like a few years ago. I haven't listened to her stuff in a while, but Amanda Silas did something a few years ago, if I remember, like, her. And, like, she started. She did this thing where her and her people who, like, liked her stuff and follow her, like, they organized, like, a trip and they all went to somewhere together. I think maybe it's somewhere else. Anyway, like, imagine we started like a. We did a family trip and we all went to, like, Africa together or. I don't want to go on a cruise. I don't really, like, cruise. I haven't been on a cruise. I don't want to go on a cruise. But doing something like that sounds a lot of fun. Would you be interested?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would start with something like a family reunion in Atlanta or.

[Monet X Change]

Why Atlanta?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somewhere like that. It's just a place I chose is. You can choose wherever you want to have a family reunion.

[Monet X Change]

Can we do something in the middle of New York and Atlanta?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What, in DC?

[Monet X Change]

DC's not in the middle. We can go a little lower. Maybe like North Cackalacky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's roughly Philly.

[Monet X Change]

Philly? No, Philly's like, east.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, then, bitch, you pick, bitch. Goddamn.

[Monet X Change]

I said North Carolina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

North Carolina. I just feel like we should go to a bigger city so that everyone's not traveling. Like, oh, the people in Atlanta can come you know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I mean, I don't know why we're discussing details. Like we're like, is it ever gonna happen? I don't know why we're even doing this to ourselves.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll do it without you. I'll do it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I can go further.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I can go further. I can go further. I don't wanna stay around this. I'm just breaking into this business. This is between all of you. It's not a duet. It's not a duet.

[Jacob]

I think the song actually does have multiple voices.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not. But it's not a duet.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not a duet.

[Monet X Change]

I love when I. I love when Jacob come in and. And. And grab you with that by that one little gray hair. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're wrong because it's not a duet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Jacob's wrong, and you're wrong. It's not a duet. Two people, two duet. Do I need to school you?

[Monet X Change]

There are duets in that song, though. In that song, there are duets at that particular point. That's not a duet. But there are duets in that song. So continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If there are four dancers on stage and then at one point, two of them are in their own side, you're like, oh, this is the pas de deux. Off to the side. Yes. If you just ignore the other two

[Jacob]

stand up and dance, they're doing a duet even though there are four people. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

So

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you cover your eye like this. If you cover your eye like this, it's a duet. It's a pot of do. But if you do. But if you do this, then it's four of them.

[Monet X Change]

No, you was wrong, Jacob and I ate you up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob and I ate you munched up, honey.

[Monet X Change]

That nigga. A munch singing that hella take it for lunch, Nigga, I thought you was a shit. You're not even a fart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've been a munch in my life. I don't think being a munch is a bad thing.

[Monet X Change]

I have never been a munch, so I don't. I can't. I can't speak to that experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, like the penis version of a munch. Like a sucker if you just want to go suck and that's it. A what?

[Monet X Change]

But I think it's more munch like, but in munching, I think it's n that think that they have more like. Like you are just a munch. Like, I have you as my munch. But you think that you're My man, you think that we're this, but you're not. But you think that you are. That's a munch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think a munch is someone who just likes to eat pussy and doesn't want anything in return. That's what a munch is.

[Monet X Change]

No, but the munch doesn't know that the munch things that they are priority number one. I know that he's a munch, but he doesn't know he's a munch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't know that all those are the other parameters for munch. From what I understand, a munch is someone who just really likes to eat pussy and doesn't want anything in return.

[Monet X Change]

Can y' all comment below?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What y' all think is a munch? A munch is.

[Jacob]

Well, I. I think you're both technically right. I believe the term munch has been popularized from the song Feeling youg by Ice Spice. And that's the general vibe of the song. That's the message she's conveying with her lyrics. But the lyrics. The lyrics are, you thought I was feeling you, but you're a munch.

[Monet X Change]

I love what Jacob. Well, I like to pontificate on the fact that I think in the popularization of the term munch, because the lyrics are, you. You believe that I was feeling you,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but the truth is, you're actually just a munch. Yeah, I don't think munch is about, like, what they think. It's just about someone who likes to eat. And I think what she's trying to do is, like, shame someone who just wants to eat all the time. It's like, make you a munch. It's like, okay, so let me eat some. Damn the.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, it's literally the lyric, you thought I was feeling you. Like, you thought I was feeling. You thought I was into you. You thought I loved you. You thought I'd want to be with you. But knowing that you were just a munch. That's literally what the lyrics are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but that's her vibe. That's how she feels about munches. That's not what a munch is. This is how she feels about munches. A munch is someone who likes to eat pussy and doesn't want anything in return. That's what a munch is.

[Monet X Change]

It's not. And y' all comment below what y' all think a munch is. Let about know how wrong he is in the comments. Please fire off squad. Sound off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you find any. Can you find a one single, anything on the line. That's that. That supports what you're saying.

[Monet X Change]

That's a munch is not a new term, people. Munch is. Is an old term.

[Jacob]

I understand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. So. So it's well documented. So you can find one thing, right? So what?

[Monet X Change]

I was well documented when I've heard people use munch colloquially. It was always so, like, a nigga that thought that he was the tea. That he was her man, but he's not. He's just a munch. He's using.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like.

[Monet X Change]

It's like a. I have friends that have vaginas. Women with vaginas. And I've heard that term used by them a lot, and it was that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know people with vaginas, too. Anyway, but it's just like a hoe. People are sprinkling how they feel about hoes, but a hoe is just someone who's just promiscuous and has a lot of sex. But then you sprinkle how you feel about hoes in the conversation. You're not my girlfriend. You a hoe. But the truth is, you can be my girlfriend and a hoe. We got to go.

[Monet X Change]

We got to go. And I can't wait for you to read the comments and be absolutely wrong, but I love you anyways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Goodbye, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you're not gonna tell me bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're part of everyone.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not everyone. I'm different to you, baby. I need a personalized goodbye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No special treatment.