The One Where We Do Trivia

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: "The One Where We Do Trivia"

Date: February 10, 2025
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

Episode Overview

This episode is pure, vintage "Sibling Rivalry" chaos, featuring Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change in a battle of wits and shade. The main event: a multi-round trivia contest to decide who knows more — with plenty of their signature roasting, quips about drag, stories from the road, and a running debate over whether Monét is actually a glasses-wearer. Highlights include quick-fire drag name scrambles, “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader”-style questions, and a Jeopardy-inspired finale with dramatic wagering.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Opening Banter & Wig Chat

00:59–04:40

• Bob and Monét open with a spontaneous debate about wigs, sharing their Amazon and TikTok lace front purchases.
• They riff on Ave Maria’s ubiquity at emotional moments, with Bob poking fun at Monét for (allegedly) always singing it and misunderstanding what qualifies as an aria.
• Quick bickering over whose wigs looked worse on tour and shared memories of podcasting with Trixie Mattel.

Notable Quote:

"Can you at least glue it down? I can’t look at this for an hour." – Monét (04:02)

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2. Drag Gossip & Lady Grinder Names

05:00–07:16

• Monét recounts appearing on “Monet Talks” with Trixie, discussing made-up “lady trade” names queens use for dating apps, such as “Melissa.”
• This segment spirals into talking about drag wardrobes, lost and discarded costumes, and the hilarity of their matching "nun" outfits.

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3. Hook-Up Stories & Drag in the Sheets

07:29–10:28

• Both hosts share scandalous stories of hooking up in drag, including Monét recalling a pandemic era Montreal short king and the messiness of makeup transfer.
• Monét teases Bob for not sharing a particularly juicy story: “You have never told me this story. Tell me.” (10:22)

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4. Reality TV & Award Shows Commentary

10:34–12:00

• A tangent into reality TV, mentioning Candy Muse making the “Top 30 Women in Reality TV” and banter about missing out on “30 Under 30.”
• The two joke about inventing a “Sibling Awardery”—a mock awards show just for them and friends.

Memorable Exchange:

“A watery. We’re saying the same thing. Awardery. … It’s a made up word, obviously.”
— Bob (11:54) & Monét

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5. The Great Glasses Debate

12:03–14:23

• Bob accuses Monét of faking glasses for fashion, leading into a prolonged and wildly unserious cross-examination.
• Monét is pressed to name her prescription (“.025”), but is caught out by fact-checks mid-episode:

  Jacob: “Monet says her prescription is 0.25, but AccuVase starts at 0.5.” (14:02)
  Bob: “You’re a fucking liar. You don’t wear glasses.” (14:19)

• This bit becomes a running joke and abrupt time-waster — peak Sibling Rivalry energy.

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6. Trivia: Name Scrambles & Drag Queen Lightning Round

20:25–24:45

• Jacob (the producer) officially introduces the trivia segment:
  • First, a drag queen name scramble (“RuPaul,” “Aquaria,” “Georges” get jumbled up, fastest wins).
• Fierce and funny accusations of cheating fly, with Bob and Monét protesting the rules and Jacob rendered judge and jury.

Quote:

“Not you fighting for a harder second place. … I should be losing, but I should be losing a little less.”
— Bob (24:45)

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7. Core Trivia Challenge: Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

25:23–44:56

• Rotating science, history, geography, and pop trivia, each host takes turns at questions, with the other having a chance to steal.
• The questions ramp up in difficulty, and include both straightforward and “gotcha” moments — with plenty of shade:
  • Mars = "The Red Planet"
  • "If a triangle has a 90-degree angle..." (Monét: “Isosceles” — wrong; Bob: “Right triangle” — correct)
  • “What is the chemical symbol for gold?” (Au)
  • “Name the planets in our solar system” (Monét forgets Mercury until the last second)
  • “What is the term for an animal that lives both in water and on land?” (Amphibian)
  • “Most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?” (Bob answers "Oxygen", but it's "Nitrogen")
• Numerous disputes over who deserves the point, with Jacob frequently pausing to Google the correct answers and clarify.

Notable Exchange:

Bob: "What is the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?"
Bob: "Oxygen."
Jacob: "That is not correct."
Monét: "Carbon dioxide."
Jacob: "The answer is nitrogen." (28:59)

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8. Jeopardy-Style Wagering & Finale

48:00–51:40

• For the final round, the trivia becomes Jeopardy-style:
  • Bob and Monét get to wager points before the last (fiendishly hard) question:
    "What is the pH value of a solution with a hydrogen ion concentration of 10⁻⁴?"
  • Both get the final answer wrong (correct answer: 4), causing wild point swings and much lamenting.
• Bob ultimately wins but fakes graciousness about it:

  "Well, Monet, you know, I'm not going to gloat. It's not in my nature." (53:00)

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Notable Quotes & Standout Moments

• On the trivia drama:

  “This is going to give me an ulcer.” – Monét (24:51)
  “You're dead last. Apologize for losing. Wow.” – Bob (35:58)

• On glasses gate:

  “Monét, you’re not a good liar… Would you go on The Traitors?” – Bob (14:30)

• Classic Bob & Monét shade:

  “They're called Monet exchanges.” – Bob (pretending "invertebrates") (44:19)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Wig and Lace Banter: 00:59–04:40
• Drag Name/Grinder (Melissa, etc.): 05:00–07:16
• Hook-Up Stories in Drag: 07:29–10:28
• Candy Muse/Reality TV Awards Chat: 10:34–12:00
• "Glasses-gate" Argument: 12:03–14:23
• Drag Name Scramble Trivia: 20:25–24:45
• Core Trivia (Fifth Grader Style): 25:23–44:56
• Jeopardy/Wager Round & Wrap-Up: 48:00–53:08

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Episode Takeaways

• Chemistry as Content: Even the most mundane trivia becomes hilarious with Bob and Monét's banter and competitiveness.
• No One Is Safe: From drag queens to game show hosts to their own producer, the shade is universal.
• Trivia Showdown: Bob dominates, but the real winner is the listener, enjoying both obscure knowledge and glorious queer bickering.
• Recurring Themes: Drag culture, reality TV, “Are you really wearing those glasses?”, and who makes the best Jeopardy contestant.

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“Can we do a bonus one? That’s five points!” – Monét (47:47)

Sibling Rivalry at its best: two queens, one ongoing argument, and a lot of laughs, all delivered in their quick-fire, authentic style.

Transcript

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[B]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[C]

And I'm Monet Xchange.

[B]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet starts wearing glasses.

[D]

We find out who's smart, a fifth grader.

[B]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[D]

You never told me this story. Tell me. And we find out what made Bob the Drag Queen say this.

[B]

Wait, Jacob, stop. Jesus. Mavi. Mari.

[D]

I think I had that same. Is that wig from TikTok? I bought the same wig on TikTok.

[B]

This is from Amazon.

[D]

Oh, I have literally the same one in TikTok.

[B]

It's probably the same company. I think this was one of me and Jacob's wig review, which, by the way, me and Jacob, we have one more lined up that we haven't filmed yet. But I bought so many wigs on TikTok, it's insane.

[D]

No, the one I bought. The one I bought has a nice lace on it, though. Hold on.

[B]

Do you know Ave Maria? Ave Marie? Why is that so popular?

[D]

Why is it so popular?

[B]

Yeah, like, like, it's like everyone's like, when they want to see like a beautiful song and have a beautiful moment, they always go to Ave Maria. Why is that?

[D]

I don't know if that's what people say.

[B]

I mean, for the, for the, for the layman, for those of us who are not in the opera world, it's like it's like one of the go tos. Like when you want to sing a beautiful aria, you just go to Ave Maria for some reason.

[D]

No, I think it's religious text.

[B]

Is it not a aria?

[D]

No, an aria is an opera from a song. I mean, isn't. Is an opera is a song from an opera.

[B]

So Ave Maria is not in an opera?

[D]

No, I mean, I'm sure there. I'm sure that the Ave Maria text is probably in an opera somewhere. But the Ave Maria was not. Is not from an opera.

[B]

No, I mean, you said you went to. It was your go to. When you wanted to have a beautiful moment, you sang Ave Maria.

[D]

I literally have never sang Ave Maria in any.

[B]

What are you singing at the beginning of Unapologetic Ave Maria? So what?

[D]

The text. I sing when I want to see something beautiful.

[B]

Yeah, but you were like, you're like, I want to have a beautiful moment in this church. And you literally went to Ave Maria. So why is Ave Maria like the go to? Like, I want to have a beautiful moment.

[D]

But there were other songs I could sing. It was just. It was just. It just felt like it was religious or it's a religious song that I wanted to sing that I knew that I had to learn something new. It was something easy.

[B]

So maybe that's the answer, that maybe that's why so many people go to it. Because it's popular and people know it. There's a reason why it's such a go to song. It was even your go to, bitch. When you talk about people don't go to you talking about people don't go to it, bitch. You went straight to it.

[D]

I cannot. With this lace on your head sticking up. Can you at least glue it down? I can't look at this for an hour. The wigs I've looked at on you and the wigs.

[B]

Ditto the wigs I've looked at on you. I just watched Bald and the Beautiful with your whole. Your whole wig line crinkling.

[D]

I did a whole tour with you with that damn Rita Repulsive wig that looked like it was sitting on the

[B]

back of your head for one hour. I had to look at your wig, like crinkling. Talking to cosmic.

[D]

Two months.

[B]

So if. So if I could force. If I could sit through that. You can sit through this out of

[D]

the hole towards you when your wig was like this the whole time.

[B]

So. Yeah, so, so. So, Monet, we can deal. You can deal, honey. You owe me that wig, by the way.

[D]

What wig I owe you?

[B]

The one you Wore on cotton. Trixie. It's obviously too big for your head.

[D]

No, I love that wig. And you're not getting it.

[B]

You owe it to me.

[D]

I look so beautiful. I look so.

[B]

I hate. You know what?

[D]

Do a podcast with Trixie is such a good time. Me and her are such a good.

[B]

That was Trixie.

[D]

Yeah, it was me and tricks. I've never done the show with Katie. I want to do a Katya at some point, but we did it.

[B]

I think I've ever done with Trixie. That's not true.

[D]

I literally just did it.

[B]

Like, literally just. That's crazy.

[D]

Never mind. I just love Trixie a lot. She did. She did.

[B]

She did go to a podcast with Trixie.

[D]

She did Monet talks, and we had a really good time.

[B]

Then go do a podcast with Trixie since you love her so much.

[D]

She's asking me. She asked me about. She was like, what's my lady Grinder? How, like, some queens use, like, Lady Grinder. What's Lady Grindr like before, Like, I used to have, like, I would have, like, a grinder.

[B]

I would have a girl. A girl page Grinder. I thought the app called Lady Grinder that I missed out about.

[D]

No. And then she was like, what's she like? She was like, what's the name that you give? That you would give trade? And I was like, I can't tell you. She's like. She's like, well, they tell me what it is. And she was probably something crazy. I was like, no, it's Melissa.

[B]

What was her lady trade name?

[D]

She's not engaged.

[B]

Where's your nun outfit, girl?

[D]

In storage. You didn't throw it away, probably.

[B]

You cannot throw away our matching outfits.

[D]

I probably did throw it away, to be honest.

[B]

You cannot throw away our matching outfits.

[D]

You know, I paid for those.

[B]

I paid for those.

[D]

Sibling rivalry paid for those.

[B]

Yeah, I paid for half those. You can throw. You have your half. Throw away your own stuff. No, I pay for the. No, I pay for the. It's left and right. It's left and right. You pay for this chunk. I pay for this. We didn't pay for one. And one.

[D]

Which I have a video of you.

[B]

There's a.

[D]

Where we. So far, if you throw away anything,

[B]

you can't throw away that. You also. You can't throw away that. That. That. That outfit from the tour, your Little Mermaid dress.

[D]

Can't Is hilarious. Can't is hilarious.

[B]

You cannot.

[D]

I cannot. I dare you. And you know. And you know the best way to get me to do something Tell me

[B]

I can't do is.

[D]

I would do it.

[B]

I dare you to throw away the

[D]

amount of stuff around every office I've thrown away. All that shit from my tour is gone or bad drag.

[B]

I'm coming to your house today to eat Taco Bell. If I don't see those outfits, you will hear from my law. They're.

[D]

They're that gold and silver thing. Trash.

[B]

You'll hear from my lawyers.

[D]

The oldest, sweet, but a psycho. Those little old time dresses. Garbage. I think I kept the Dreamgirls one.

[B]

Okay, you're literally. You're literally gonna get sued.

[D]

Okay. Anyway. And she's like, my lady girl name is Melissa. And she thought that was so crazy. She's like, girl, Melissa. She was like, what? And she's like, why Melissa? I was like, because just Melissa.

[B]

What's her name? Manuel Dupre is not a drag name.

[D]

No, she was like. She said Mayhem's name is like, cammie.

[B]

Have you seen Kandi Muse talking about her dressing up for trade moment?

[D]

No, What'd she say?

[B]

It's on, like, that Grinder show, I think with Johnny Sibley or something. I can't remember who it was. It might not be Johnny Sibling. Some show with someone.

[D]

Spill Logo.

[B]

Logo was a show, but I can't remember. It was some show she was on with some guy and she met the trade at the club, and then they were, like, making out and stuff. Then she went home and he was like, oh, let's get a guy. She'll grow. It's all gone. The fantasy is dead. He was like, just put on the wig, girl.

[D]

That's all they want.

[B]

And then Candy showed the picture and it was so gaggy.

[D]

I have one. I said to Jay J, said, this was. This was pandemic. It was like, pandemic. It was this guy, Bob, that I.

[B]

You was cheating on Uber Eats,

[D]

I think this guy. I was up. I had hooked up with him in Montreal, like, months before that. I was obsessed with him. He was so beautiful. His dick was so fucking uncut and thick and just a gorgeous dick. Gorgeous dude. This is the first time I, like, fell in love with, like, a short king. Cause, you know, I'm the shorties. But he was. When I say short, he was like. He was like, a little shorter than me. So he's not. Which I'm 5, 10, and 3/4. So he's maybe like 5, 9.

[B]

You need 3/4.

[D]

Send me over time, which is maybe 5 hours. Not that short, but shorter than me. I normally do anyway. I was obsessed with this guy and then his job during a pandemic, he had to, like, come to New York to commute for whatever. And then so, and I. But I. When I hooked up him, the first time was after when we did the Work the World show or when I did Fierce Montreal. Anyway, I was in Dragna when we hooked up, and that's when he came to New York. He, like, hit me up. He was like, him in New York, like, do you think we can get together? And I was against a pandemic. I don't know. He's like, no, I'm staying at this hotel. You just had to, like, trust me. Like, like, I, I, I. I don't have Covid. Like, everything is good. Boom, boom, boom. And then so I was like, well, if I go, I can't go to him. He didn't even meet Kevin. He met Monet or Melissa. So I put on a little, like, fast beat. I had. I had this little human hairpiece. I don't know how to fuck with hair, bitch. I was curling. I put up with this little thing. I tied this thing around my head. I put on you. That, that, that pink sack.

[B]

I had that.

[D]

You said I was copying your outfit I wore with. With that pink jacket. I remember I put in that little pink sack, and I had, like, like, my little, like, little mask on. I'm gonna. Jay has a picture. This is a picture of how I looked. I'm gonna send it to you, too. And bitch Bob, you cannot tell me I was not a woman, that I was going to see my man, and it was. It was so hot, but I had my little.

[B]

Did you remove the mask? Was it still giving woman?

[D]

No, it was not giving woman because we had. You know, also, when you hook up with guys in drag, like, and you wear makeup, the makeup gets all over the sheets. The makeup is all on their crotch. It's like, it looks. It's just a mess, but he doesn't care. Like, they don't care.

[B]

I'm only. I've only sucked one dick one time in drag, and I got blown.

[D]

It's messy, right?

[B]

I didn't. I didn't check. I didn't. I didn't check the scene of the crime.

[D]

And you've been blown in drag once.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You have never told me this story. Tell me.

[B]

I'm pretty sure I have. I'll tell you later. There's detail. I'll tell you later.

[D]

Oh, got it. But I need to see this Candy Muse picture. I have to see this candy muse picture.

[B]

If you text Your Barbara Tennessee.

[D]

I am.

[C]

She showed it.

[B]

She showed it on the Internet.

[D]

That's hilarious.

[B]

It sent me to the moon. It's so funny.

[D]

Candy was listed as one of the

[B]

top 30 women in reality TV.

[D]

Women in reality TV.

[B]

Top 20 most powerful women or most impactful or something. Women in reality TV.

[D]

Yeah. Top 30. Top 30. 30.

[B]

30 under 30. You missed it, girl. You could have been 30 under 30. You missed it.

[D]

You missed your chance. I could have. Now I'm just some old tired bitch.

[B]

Well, it's easier to be 40 under 40.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because it's 40 people now. It's the 10 more. You get 10 more people in there.

[D]

But is that a list? I don't. I feel like. I don't see.

[B]

But you can make it though.

[D]

Like make sure. We should we start sipping around every magazine?

[B]

No, but we could do. We could. We could make a list. If we want it. We could. We could make a list. Bob, they did the.

[D]

You know, they did the Culturista.

[B]

Are you having a stroke?

[D]

The Culturista Awards. We can do the sibling. The Sibling Society.

[B]

Sibling Awardery.

[D]

Sibling what?

[B]

Sibling awardery, Obviously.

[D]

Sibling awardery. That would be embarrassing. We give our little award to people throughout the year.

[B]

We can do something. Comment below. Y'. All should we do sibling awardery?

[D]

Can you. Oh, you say. You say award. Weird.

[B]

Award.

[D]

Awardery.

[B]

Award. I'm saying. I'm saying award. I say. How do you say award?

[D]

A wordery.

[B]

A watery. We're saying the same thing. A wordery. I mean, it's a made up word. Obviously.

[D]

A rotary.

[B]

Not a rotary.

[D]

A rotary. I know. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking about her.

[B]

Wait, you wear glasses?

[D]

Yes, girl.

[B]

Like prescription glasses?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Mona, you're doing a thing. You don't wear glasses.

[D]

I'm not. Bob, for years you've seen me wear glasses. I don't say. What. What did you not think about? It was real.

[B]

I assume they were fake.

[D]

No. I wear glasses.

[B]

That's not true.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I would know if you wore glasses. At this point in our friendship, I would know if you wore glasses.

[D]

And I've worn them for years. That's why I don't know what the doubt is.

[B]

Do you wear contacts?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

You're lying.

[D]

I wear contacts.

[B]

Go show me some contacts. I'll. Wait.

[D]

Girl. I'm not. They're in my house. I'm not walking around the thing. My feet hurt.

[B]

But then. But you. But there. So can you point to the picture of your contacts now? Because you'll be able to get Them in time.

[D]

Yes, Jay.

[B]

And I need to know these. This is not a stock photo. I need to see. We need to see your crown next to me. My hand holding your scepter next to the crown.

[D]

Say again?

[C]

What's your contact?

[D]

Prescription 025.

[B]

And who do you get? Who's your provider?

[D]

My provider? Okay.

[B]

Who gives your contacts?

[D]

So I do. I have. You're lying. You're lying.

[B]

You're a fucking liar, bitch.

[D]

I'm not lying. I gotta say, I don't have a primary care physician, so I just get my fulfillment online from who accuview you.

[C]

You are.

[B]

Let me right now. I got mad all over again last night watching that fucking. You try to do the. The Beyonce bit. Because when I was laughing, I didn't realize you were Googling again. I saw you googling. It was pissing. And because I was laughing so hard, I didn't see how hard you were googling.

[C]

Monet says her prescription is 0.25, but AccuVase starts at 0.5.

[B]

You're a fucking liar.

[D]

That's not true, Jacob.

[C]

Here are the one day. Accubate, moist, and as you can see right here, starting at zero, there's. You can go negative 0.5 or plus 0.5.

[B]

Monet. You're a fucking liar. You do not wear glasses and you don't wear contacts.

[D]

Jacob. Jacob. Mind your fucking business.

[B]

Well, I knew you wrote a fucking line.

[D]

Mind your business, bitch.

[B]

Monet, you're not. You're not a good liar. You're not a good liar. Would you go on the Traders? Oh, I want. I want to do a. I mean, I don't know what this type of episode is at, but I want to do a viewing party for the Traders. I need to, I think want to rent out like a. Like a small, small theater somewhere to invite my friends to come watch the Traders with me.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I would love to come do that. You could do that. That is a very Hollywood thing. I have been through so many. I've been through. Through to so many Friends parties who have a thing and it's pretty standard. A lot of things do the first few episodes and I've watched the first episode of so many fan friends shows or programs. That is a. I mean, we can.

[B]

What?

[D]

I don't have the space for it. I mean, what we could do. No, I don't have the space for it. Well, I was going to say we could like.

[C]

What about Jenny Jaffe?

[D]

Oh, Jenny Jaffe's mom's. Yeah, Jenny Jaffe's Place? Her mom, Jenny Jaffe's mom. She invited us over to her mom's place. They have a huge theater.

[B]

Jesus Christ. I wonder if Steve Warren and Johnny won't let me Jose their place.

[D]

I guess you can get a projector. We can do our hair. But I only have two heating lamps, so it'll be probably too cold.

[B]

You think Steven Johnny will let me do it at their place?

[D]

I don't know. I don't know like that. That's your friends.

[B]

I can text him. It seems kind of strange. We don't. I mean, I'll text him. Maybe I won't. That's weird. And we do speak, but I've never been like, can I host something in your house? You're the only person whose house I host things at.

[D]

We can. We can get a projector and do it out here. Andy got a projector for Christmas. We could. We could do it here. We don't have a screen though.

[B]

I mean, I literally have a projector. I can just bring it up. It's fine. I'll look at spaces.

[D]

I need.

[B]

I need you to look like right now though. Yeah, because it is. It's about. It's about to be too late. It's about to be too late. In three seconds.

[D]

I would totally, totally do the trade off.

[B]

Wait, save this thought for after the break.

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[D]

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[A]

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[B]

Also, your prescription's on the inside of your glasses. Oh, so read your prescription, Monet.

[D]

Mine is 22.

[B]

That's not a prescription.

[C]

Prescriptions on the inside of your glasses.

[B]

There's something here. Mine says 50, 20, 150. I don't 56, 20 150.

[C]

Why would the lens is separate from the glasses? So it wouldn't be on the side.

[B]

Yeah, but maybe they print them for each one though. Maybe they'll edge your glasses. They inscribe them or something. What is. What is. All my glasses have something on It. What's something inside your glasses?

[C]

Maybe if you got. Are those pear?

[D]

Warby Parker, maybe.

[C]

Warby Parker does that.

[B]

No, I mean, these are pear. What. What do you guys have on the inside, Jacob?

[C]

The brand name?

[B]

Both. You looking at both sides?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, I think they have inventory numbers for the thing, but it's not my prescription.

[B]

Can you google what is that number on the inside of my glasses?

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

I can't believe.

[D]

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. You are Jacob. You are not. We are Pisces. How are you going to turn on me like that just for your little raggedy looking boyfriend with his little nun outfit on, his fucking little raggedy wig?

[B]

Why I got to be raggedy?

[D]

What?

[C]

I take people appropriating bad eyesight culture very seriously.

[B]

First of all, this is a custom garment.

[D]

Who made those for us?

[B]

Mm, Perietta, maybe.

[D]

There's their. There's an iconic picture of us in

[B]

these outfits at Fire Island.

[D]

Yeah. We look so cute. I had. I thought I was wearing my blue eyeshadow. We look really pretty. We look beautiful. I also have a video. I've had this video in my. In the drafts of my TikTok and by the time this episode is out, I posted it of you. So we performed as a Fire island of Bob trying to do the reveal out of this. And it is one of my favorite videos of you because you ticket of Bob is chocolate. Then Kennedy had to come and take you out.

[B]

And let's look at all the time Monet struggled with her reveals. Can we. Can we. Can we post those too?

[D]

So y', all, let's see go to my TikTok to see this video involved. It's my favorite video. It's so funny.

[B]

Well, I was looking last night at some videos of us on tour and

[D]

how you found them. Did you save them?

[B]

I have some saved in my Instagram and I have some saved on my TikTok and I have some saved. I just went and I was looking at YouTube as well.

[D]

Oh, work. How? And what are your thoughts from that?

[B]

It was different throughout. When was the Canadian tour?

[D]

Oh my God, that first Canadian tour. That's when Bob went in on the guy about the chicken. Yeah.

[B]

And I was also not well that tour. So I was really in a bad mood.

[D]

It was so sad. I felt so bad for you the whole time.

[B]

No, you didn't. You were laughing the whole time. You didn't feel bad. You were laughing at me non stop.

[D]

I'm not laughing at you non stop.

[B]

Yes, you want to. You always laugh when I don't feel

[D]

well when I'm laughing. I'm trying to make you feel better. Can we talk about that if I see you?

[B]

Failure, failure. Switch tactics. Switch tactics.

[D]

I'm laughing to make you feel better.

[B]

Monat, I want to do some trivia and quiz questions with you.

[D]

Okay, you, you, you don't want to do that. Jacob said it. Don't act like you're orchestrating the thing. Jacob said.

[B]

Actually, it was my idea this morning. Me and Jacob were doing trivia this morning on TikTok.

[D]

Well.

[B]

And I said me and Monet should do some of these.

[D]

Okay, well, no, Well, I don't know what Jacob. We talked about doing. Are you smarter than a fifth grader like a couple episodes ago? And Jacob was like, oh, we can do that today. So I don't know what you and Jacob.

[B]

But also I had Jacob add some things because we were. Jacob and I were we. I used to follow this guy. I still follow him, but he doesn't post content anymore. Called TikTok the TikTok 10. And, and I, he, I used to love doing his trivia show. Every day he would post trivia questions. So I found the new one who's not as good, but shout out to to Miles Gillespie, I think is his name. Um, do you. But anyway, RuPaul. Wait. Money. Jacob. We have money. I first of already knew that. We have to wait until Jacob tells us.

[C]

This is the test one. This is not the one. The ones we're starting with. This is the test.

[D]

Calm down. Calm down.

[C]

So I, I, this is currently a word scramble. So I have 10 different rug girls up here. And I'm going to put their names in a mix of things like this here. It says it's RuPaul mixed up. And whoever gets the names at first wins.

[B]

And then do you do a reveal? Is there a reveal?

[C]

I mean, I can tell you what they are, but I don't have a reveal card in, in this.

[D]

I love trivia. There's a pro. A really popular game on my TikTok. A really popular video on my TikTok. I said I was gonna do more, but I didn't of me reacting to Jeopardy. Cause Jeopardy. The Jeopardy TikTok puts out some categories like randomly. And I love, I love celebrity Jeopardy. Cause the questions are a little easier. And I have been. This is my petition to do celebrity Jeopardy. Next season. I want to do celebrity Jeopardy. I want to do thousand dollars, $100,000 pyramid. And they have to have me and bob on the $100,000 pyramid. Because I would eat Bob up on Pyramid.

[B]

Well, I don't know how Pyramid. I don't know anything about Pyramid, how the game works, but I don't know.

[D]

It's very easy. It's just. It's just.

[B]

But I know I would win, though, that. I know.

[D]

You get. You get six prompts, and you have 30 seconds, and you have to guess a thing, and it'll be like. It'll be a category, like colors. And I'll be like, the one.

[B]

The color plant.

[D]

Oh, sorry. Plants, like green Mars, red bananas, whatever. And you have. You have 30 seconds to guess them.

[B]

And we.

[A]

We. We.

[B]

We're competing. We're giving each other.

[D]

You have a civilian person you're helping. I have a civilian.

[B]

I'm helping civilian. When I said a pedestrian. When I said a muggle.

[D]

Anyway, so I would love to go on Celebrity Jeopardy. So if anyone. The powers that be, if you have the power to put me on Celebrity Jeopardy. I want to do it, and I will eat it up anyway.

[B]

All right, let's go.

[D]

All right. Fight.

[C]

Are you ready for the first one?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Aquaria.

[C]

That's crazy. Ok. That was what it was.

[D]

You eat that up. You eat that up.

[C]

Okay, that's a point for Bob. Next.

[B]

Slayness. Titties.

[D]

Damn. I was like, denali, no D anywhere in there. Denali.

[B]

Jacob set that up for you, clearly.

[D]

No,

[B]

I said it first.

[D]

No, you did not.

[B]

Certainly. Jacob, who said it first?

[C]

I think you said it first and then Monet said it quicker.

[B]

But I said it first. I agree.

[D]

But how? How? Like, how, like what? I finished before you said it. Like, that's not my fault. You said it too slow.

[B]

You don't get to make the rules. I think Jacob makes the rules.

[D]

So Jacob, who gets the point? Bob gets the point.

[C]

Because I think Bob. I'm gonna give Bob the point. The listeners overall think that it was a tie or, you know, the listeners.

[B]

It's too late. We filmed this two weeks ago. Jacob, you are the arbiter.

[C]

All right, here's the next one.

[B]

George's.

[C]

That was a tie.

[D]

That's a tie.

[B]

While fighting the judges is crazy. Y'. All.

[D]

Y' all are egregiously cheating.

[B]

Sasha, Kobe, Simone. Once to me. Once a me. Corking.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Nifty win. Wow.

[C]

I was really eating the girls up.

[D]

This is crazy.

[C]

Monet.

[B]

What?

[D]

Nina west. No, nina. Monita brown.

[B]

Nina wu.

[D]

Nina somebody.

[B]

Nina flowers.

[D]

You said it loud.

[B]

And that's more points for screaming at Monet.

[C]

I only had 10 prepared, but then we'll move on to the next trivia round.

[B]

Wait, so what's the. What's the current score?

[C]

Monet's at four, and you were at seven, gang.

[D]

And one of them, it should be five and six, but they are so rude.

[B]

Not you fighting for a harder second place. You're like, no, I should be. I should still be losing, but I should be losing a little less.

[D]

This is going to give me an ulcer.

[C]

Okay, so for the trivia, how do you want to do this? Do you want to have me put up the question? You answer whoever answers the fastest.

[B]

No. You ask it out loud and eight

[C]

turns, and then you get a choice to steal the point.

[B]

I think you. Okay. I think you. Okay. Well, I don't know. You make the rules up.

[C]

I think I'm gonna switch between. So each of you gets a question. If one of you gets it wrong, the other one can steal for a point.

[D]

I like that.

[B]

And do you get. Do you lose points for getting it wrong?

[C]

No.

[D]

No. Okay.

[C]

Okay. So these start easy and they get progressively harder.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. These are fifth grade level questions.

[C]

Yeah. Yes. I mean, I don't know what a fifth grade level question actually is. So I would say these range middle school to, like, maybe like that.

[B]

It's not fifth grade.

[C]

Yeah. All right. Okay, Bob, what planet is known as the Red planet?

[B]

Mars.

[C]

That is correct, Monet. Iffy triangle has one 90 degree angle. What is it called?

[D]

Isosceles.

[C]

That is incorrect. Bob, do you want to try to steal.

[B]

Is that a right triangle?

[C]

That is a right triangle.

[D]

I was going to say a right angle, and I was like, no.

[C]

All right, Bob, what is the fastest land animal?

[B]

A cheetah.

[C]

That is correct, Monet. Name the planets in our solar system.

[B]

Yo,

[D]

Earth,

[B]

you better start with number three. You better start with number three. You better start with the third one.

[D]

Venus. Mars. Jupiter. Uranus.

[C]

That's five.

[D]

Neptune.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Pluto. Okay, that's the one that. Yeah. Saturn.

[C]

Yep. You got one more.

[D]

Saturn.

[C]

This is crazy.

[D]

Oh, the sun.

[B]

The sun is not a planet. The sun is a star.

[D]

Wait. Mars. Venus. Mars. Venus. Jupiter. Saturn. V. Mars. Venus. Jupiter. Saturn. Earth. Uranus. Pluto. Neptune. Jupiter. Did I say Jupiter?

[C]

You did say Jupiter.

[D]

I don't know what I'm missing. Mercury got there.

[C]

That is correct.

[B]

I was about to scoop that one up, but.

[D]

You did it, Blanche.

[C]

Yeah. All right, Bob, what is the chemical symbol for gold?

[B]

Au.

[C]

Okay, Monet, if a rectangle has a length of 10 units and a width of 5 units, what is the perimeter?

[D]

Okay. If it has a Say it again.

[C]

If a rectangle has a length of 10 units and a width of 5 units, what is the perimeter?

[D]

A length of 10 units, a width of 5, 10, 10, 30.

[C]

That is correct.

[B]

Nothing. Question,

[C]

Bob. What is the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?

[B]

Oxygen.

[C]

That is not correct.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Carbon dioxide.

[B]

That's not correct. It's carbon, not carbon dioxide.

[C]

The answer is nitrogen.

[B]

Oh, and there you have it. And on that note,

[C]

that was Bobby. Okay, so, Monet, what is the term for the economic system where trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit?

[D]

Say it again.

[C]

What is the term for an economic system where trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit?

[D]

Capitalism.

[C]

That is correct, Monet.

[B]

I was like, okay, that's after a capitalism episode.

[A]

You should know that.

[C]

Bob, what is the largest organ in the human body?

[B]

Oh, the largest organ. Huh? The largest organ. The skin.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

It's not in the human body, but it is the largest organ.

[C]

What? Monet, what ph value is considered neutral?

[A]

Ooh,

[D]

what ph is it? Four.

[C]

No, Bob, do you want a seal?

[B]

Seven.

[C]

That is correct. Okay, Bob, what is the name of the process by which cells divide to produce two ident medical daughter cells?

[B]

Mitosis.

[C]

Oh, my goodness. You really did well in fifth grade here.

[B]

Yeah, it was great. Cell mitosis.

[D]

And then. When did it all go downhill?

[B]

Monet.

[C]

What. What is the name of the supercontinent that existed about 3 million years ago before breaking apart?

[A]

Oh,

[B]

Think out loud, bitch. It's a podcast.

[D]

The name of this. Can I have the question again in

[B]

a statement in the language of origin?

[C]

What is the name of the supercontinent that existed about 3 million years ago before breaking apart?

[D]

Mesopotamia.

[B]

Lady Bunny. No, I'm kidding. It's Pangea.

[D]

Pangea.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Pangea Hills.

[C]

Bob, according to Einstein's theory of relativity, what happens to time as an object approaches the speed of light?

[B]

It slows down. Like. Like time slows down.

[C]

Yeah, that's correct. I'll give that to you.

[D]

And more. So time is distorted, but we can give you that. It's. It's Time distorts.

[B]

I want to be clear. It wouldn't put you in the lead, but still.

[D]

But time distorts. It's necessarily slow down.

[B]

Slowing down is a distortion of time.

[A]

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[C]

Close your eyes, exhale.

[D]

Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[A]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

[D]

And breathe.

[A]

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[B]

1-800-contacts.

[D]

No, go ahead.

[C]

What is the part of the eye that controls the amount of light entering the pupil?

[D]

The part of the eye that controls the amount of light entering the pupil is not the. Is it the cornea?

[C]

I'm sorry, I asked that wrong. I led with the answer. I said, what is the part?

[B]

I was saying it's pupil.

[C]

The answer is the pupil. I'm gonna give Monet a new one. Okay, Monet, what is the chemical formula for table salt?

[D]

Salt, the chemical, like on the periodic table?

[C]

Well, salt is a comp. It's not. Salt is not just one Alopin. It's two Alamo NaCl. That is correct.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

We're sweating.

[D]

I am. I literally am sweating.

[C]

All right, Bob. What is the term for an animal that lives both the part of their life in water and part on land?

[D]

Wait, say it again. What's the question?

[B]

Animal that lives apart on the water part of land. It's semi aquatic.

[C]

No, that's not correct.

[D]

Yeah. Can I have the question, please?

[C]

What is the term for animals that live part of their life in water and part on land?

[D]

Amphibians. That is correct.

[C]

Monet.

[B]

Yeah. You are dead last.

[D]

There are only two of us.

[C]

Bob. What is the term for precipitation that contains harmful amounts of sulfuric and nitric acids?

[B]

Acid rain.

[D]

Fuck, he got all the easy questions.

[C]

That is correct.

[B]

And I also got your questions. Get your questions right, too.

[D]

One, Monet.

[B]

I got two.

[C]

What is the largest planet in our solar system?

[D]

Why keep on getting the planet? Um,

[C]

Venus.

[B]

Jesus Christ, Bob.

[C]

Do you want to steal that?

[B]

It's Jupiter.

[C]

That is horrible.

[B]

And then Saturn.

[D]

I knew it was Jupiter. I knew I should have went with my Gut.

[C]

Okay, Bob, what is the largest bone in the human body?

[B]

I feel like it's the hip bone.

[C]

That is incorrect.

[D]

The femur.

[C]

That is correct, Monet.

[B]

I feel like the femur is the longest and the hip bone's the largest. Can you Google that real quick? I feel like the femur is the longest and the hip bone is the largest.

[D]

I think Jacob knows what he's talking about.

[B]

I think it's worth a quick Google. Just a quick little Google.

[C]

What's the difference between largest and longest for you?

[B]

Well, like mass. The mass of it. So, for example, a pencil may be longer than a lead ball, but the lead ball is larger. If it covers more space. It's a square the amount of space it would cover if you completely flattened it out.

[C]

Sister, I have doubts.

[D]

Yeah. No, it's the femur.

[C]

Still. It's still the femur.

[D]

Yeah. Would you like to apologize now or later?

[B]

Monet, you're dead last. Apologize for losing. Wow.

[C]

I think the hip bone is split. It's not one bone. I could be wrong.

[B]

Okay. Anyway, go ahead. Yeah.

[C]

Your hip bones are two separate bones. It's not one big bone. That just is your entire hip.

[D]

So I won that one.

[B]

You did not.

[C]

Okay. What is the second law of physics?

[D]

Ooh. What is the second law of physics? Girl, every action is. Has an equal and positive reaction.

[C]

No. Bob, do you want to steal?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

The second law of physics.

[C]

Newton's second law of motion.

[B]

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

[C]

The force applied to an object is equal to its mass multiplied by its acceleration.

[B]

Oh,

[C]

okay.

[D]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[B]

What'd you say?

[D]

That's that show. That was the show. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[B]

Yes. That's the whole concept.

[D]

I know. We should. We should. We. Should we do one. Are you smarter than a drag queen?

[B]

There must have been someone done by. By now. And also. And the answer will be yes.

[C]

All right, Bob, what is the atomic number of carbon?

[B]

The atomic number of carbon? I don't know. Zero?

[C]

No.

[D]

Three?

[C]

No, it is six.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I wouldn't know that.

[C]

Okay, Monet, what is the first element on the periodic table of elements?

[B]

The first element, like in the top left corner, bottom right. Top right.

[D]

What's the first Don. No.

[B]

What constitutes. I'm helping you, bitch. What constitutes first?

[D]

No, I know where it is. I just don't know what it is. But you should. You're not giving leading things. I think it is nitrogen.

[C]

No, it's hydrogen. I'm Sorry, I should have given Bob a chance to answer. I'm sorry. I robbed Bob of answering that properly.

[D]

Hydrogen.

[B]

You know, it is.

[D]

It's over here.

[B]

Well, would you say that this.

[D]

But not the bar up top, it's in. Because you know how they had the thing at the top. Then the table starts. It's the table in the first.

[B]

All the things at the bottom, and then the table starts. The lines at the bottom. And then.

[D]

Okay, well, the thing at the top, left. That is the first one. Hydro and blah, blah, blah.

[B]

To be clear, Monet cannot steal this next one.

[D]

No, that's not my fault.

[B]

Jacob. That's fair.

[D]

You can't penalize.

[B]

For Jacob, it's about equity. You can't steal the next one.

[D]

No. How about I get to choose which one I don't steal?

[B]

No, you can't steal this next one.

[C]

Okay, Bob, what type of energy is possessed by a moving object?

[B]

Oh, kinetic energy. You wouldn't sold anyway.

[C]

All right,

[B]

but there's one. Monette can't steal one.

[D]

No, no, you don't have to choose.

[B]

That's fair. I didn't get to choose. Okay? I didn't get to choose that I couldn't steal that last one.

[D]

But then you got to choose one. You said the next. You missed one. You should have waited. You should have waited. You should have waited.

[B]

No, you. There's one that you can't steal. Jacob, I need you to weigh in on this.

[D]

You should have waited. You just said the next one. You should have waited.

[B]

No, there's one that you can't steal because I lost a steal on you, so you need to lose a steal on me. Okay?

[D]

So you should have waited. I couldn't steal it.

[B]

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, you're the. You're the. You're the. You're the adjudicator here.

[C]

I mean, I think I messed up. You're already ahead, Bob, So if you really want.

[B]

I'm getting penalized because you messed up. This is crazy.

[C]

I mean, I think. Okay.

[B]

I mean, you made your rule. It's a little. It's a little fucked up. But I'm getting penalized because you messed up. Go ahead, y'. All.

[C]

All right, whose turn is Monet's? Okay. Monet. What force slows down objects moving through the air?

[D]

What force slows the. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

What force slows down objects. Objects moving through the air?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

The centrifugal.

[C]

No, it is irresistible.

[B]

Wait, Jacob, stop.

[C]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got.

[B]

Christ. What is going on with you?

[C]

Sorry. I got caught up in it, Jacob. I'm getting caught up in it.

[B]

Is it gravity?

[C]

Okay,

[D]

gravity. Be things coming down. No.

[B]

What is it, Jacob?

[C]

Wait, I said the answer.

[D]

No, you did. We didn't hear it.

[B]

I mean, I screamed because you were. You and Monet are colluding.

[C]

It was air resistance.

[D]

Oh, we didn't hear it.

[B]

Slow down, Jacob.

[C]

Sorry. I'm sorry. I got.

[D]

What does it slow down, Susanna?

[B]

Two in a row is crazy.

[C]

I'm sorry,

[D]

Jake.

[B]

I.

[D]

Don't apologize, Bob.

[C]

What is the term for the variety of life forms in a specific area?

[B]

Like a term for a variety of life forms in a specific area. An ecosystem. I mean, I feel like. I feel like. Wait, hold on. Let me think out loud.

[D]

You just said the answer.

[B]

No, no, that's not my final answer. My eco. I feel like an ecosystem would be the name for the whole area, but the term for a variety of life forms. I'm going with ecosystem.

[C]

Mm.

[B]

Mm.

[D]

Biodiversity.

[C]

That is correct, Monet. Nice work.

[D]

Evolve, you said.

[B]

And you just get to steal.

[D]

You're like, I feel like it's ecosystem. And you're like, wait, you said the answer.

[B]

Okay, first of all, Monat, the fact that y' all have already done two against me and you're still behind this would not help you. How is it y'. All. And you shouldn't have been allowed to steal that one. But I'm gonna let it slide anyway, because Jacob has decided, and we was agreed, that he's the adjudicator, so.

[C]

Monet.

[D]

Yes?

[C]

What is the term for a natural satellite that orbits a planet?

[D]

What is the term for a natural satellite that orbits a planet?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

I don't know. Satellites could be natural. I thought satellites were man made.

[B]

Well, satellites are anything that are, like, caught in the gravity, moving around.

[D]

What is the term of a natural satellite orbiting a planet? I'm gonna say.

[B]

And Jacob, don't say it after she says her answer.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[D]

A natural satellite orbiting a planet is going to be a meteorite.

[C]

No, I'm sorry, Monet.

[B]

It's a moon.

[C]

That is correct, Bob.

[D]

A moon is considered a satellite.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Anything caught in the orbit that's orbiting around is a satellite. We are a satellite of the sun. Maybe. Actually, I don't know. But I know we're on a planet as a satellite.

[C]

I'm sorry, but, Bob, what is the part of the cell that controls its activities and contains genetic material?

[B]

The mitochondria.

[C]

That is incorrect, Monet.

[D]

Wait, what is it? What is the question?

[C]

The part of the cell that controls its activities and contains genetic material.

[D]

Oh, the nucleus.

[C]

That is correct.

[D]

Not the two.

[B]

So this is crazy.

[D]

All right, go ahead.

[B]

Monet's turn.

[C]

All right, Monet, what is the name of the organ responsible for filtering and removing waste from the body?

[D]

Filtering. And the bladder.

[C]

No, that is incorrect, Bob.

[B]

Well, let me think about this and I will say my final answer in the end, the filtering or removing waste feels like it would be the job of the pancreas.

[D]

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

Can I have a.

[D]

Can I try to steal back.

[B]

No, that's not how I was asking.

[C]

You know, I will say the bladder

[D]

does filter water and it removes it as waste.

[C]

Yeah, you know, I think this is a bad question from the website I pulled it from because I. The answer here is kidneys. But I think you both are right that those both actually do filtering waste. But I think the kidney was specifically what.

[D]

So maybe we should watch that one. I should get a new question because I was like. The bladder is fully filtering and removing.

[C]

Monet, what is the name of a group of animals that have no backbone?

[D]

Oh, I think.

[B]

Okay, I don't know if it's. They're called Monet exchanges,

[D]

you fucking low hanging fruit ass bitch. I'm gonna say invertebrates.

[C]

That is correct. Monet Network.

[D]

A round of applause.

[B]

Round of applause.

[D]

Ridiculous.

[B]

Okay, Bob, how many more do we have? Because it started with me, so I have to end with Monet.

[D]

We could do.

[C]

I mean, let's look at time. We could do maybe five more.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[C]

Great. Bob, what is the name of the galaxy our planet is in?

[B]

Oh, the Milky Way galaxy.

[C]

That is correct.

[D]

And just for a bonus point, where is the galaxy located?

[B]

In the what?

[D]

Where is the galaxy located?

[B]

So you're gonna give me an extra point if I get this right?

[D]

Yes, but you have to give the right answer, though.

[B]

We are in the Andromedon solar system. I mean, the Andromedon.

[D]

It's from Men in Black on the galaxy on Orion's belt.

[B]

Oh, let's see. Isn't Andromedon like the next galaxy or something?

[D]

Andromeda is the next one.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

[C]

Wait, sorry, what are you saying, Monet?

[D]

It's from Men in Black. The galaxy's on Orion's belt. It's a thing from the movie. Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

I thought you were being serious about real life. Okay, great. Where were we? Okay, Monet, what is the name of the green pigment in plants that absorbs light for photosynthesis?

[D]

Chlorophyll that is correct. No, you know. You know, chlorophyll. Her dad, Phil Klauraville, which, by the way, I watched a new six triple eight movie with Kerry Washington on Netflix, the Tyler Perry movie. It's actually really good. And it's a really good story about how black women fucking turned it out in World War II. And it's a beautiful story. It's called, what, Six Triple Eight. It was a Six Triple Eight battalion. And a lot of them are still alive. This woman who was there, she's 100 years old, Bob, and I mean, she's with. I'm like, work. It's just a beautiful story about these. About these black women who were sent to World War II to help deliver the mail. It's a really good story. I hate that it started. It centers around this, like. Anyway, I don't want to.

[B]

No spoilers.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

All right, Bob, what is the name of the ancient trade route that connected China to the Mediterranean?

[B]

The trade route connecting to China to the Mediterranean?

[C]

The ancient trade route.

[B]

I do not know, but I'm going to try to come up with something. I have no clue.

[C]

Monet, do you want to steal.

[D]

I don't know if this is right as a problematic. Say, is it the Silk Road?

[C]

It is the Silk Road, yes.

[B]

Your hands, Mo. Let's see. Let's see those hands, boy.

[D]

Anyway, I was literally sitting like this.

[B]

But you have a history of cheating, so whatever.

[C]

Monet, what city state in ancient Greece was known for its military focus and discipline?

[D]

Athens.

[C]

No, that is incorrect, Bob.

[B]

Sparta.

[C]

That is correct. So that we did the five, and we ended with a Monet question. Do we want to stop here?

[B]

Can we do a. I would love to stop here.

[D]

Can we do a bonus one? That's five points.

[B]

Wait, what's the point difference? Do you want to know the point difference, Monet?

[D]

No, No, I don't want to know it. Let's just make this last one five points. But then how.

[B]

So wait, so whoever answers it first.

[D]

I don't know. Is there one that we can maybe. Maybe this one we can write an answer on here. We have to reveal our answer.

[B]

Can we each get five points if we write it down if we win? So we could. We could potentially both win five points.

[D]

Yes. Correct.

[B]

All right, hold on. Let me. Let me get it posted.

[D]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[B]

I would like someone to acknowledge how iconic this outfit is. This is. This is Final Jeopardy, honey. Or do you want to wage some points? Here's the thing. Jacob could tell Us how many points we have, and you can wager your points.

[D]

This is very both the Drag Queen, which, by the way, this is my favorite part about Bob. Bob is always thinking about some idea of something.

[B]

So do you want to hear. So I'll give you the choice, Mone. Do you want to hear how many points we have and have the option to wager points, or do you want to just do it for five points?

[D]

I'm wagering points and I want to hear how many points I have.

[B]

Okay, where we at?

[C]

Jacob Monet has 15 points and Bob has 22.

[B]

So you have to wager everything.

[D]

I know I'm wagering eight.

[B]

And so if Monat gets eight, then

[D]

she will be one point ahead of you.

[B]

So I'm going to. I could wager nothing. I'm gonna wager three point.

[D]

I'm gonna do 10.

[B]

So you're gonna be at 26, I'm at 22. So then I'm going to wager. Well, yeah, okay. We need to. We need to. No, this is true jeopardy. So you need to write down what you're wagering and then write down the answer. You can't actually. In jeopardy, you. You wager before you even hit the category, which is. Which is happening now. So you write down your wager and then you hear the question. Okay, so you can't be changing your wager.

[D]

I'm putting my wager down right now. All right, Wait, hold on. Okay,

[C]

okay, give me a second. I'm actually going to pull it up on the. Actually, I'll ask.

[D]

Okay, Sorry.

[C]

What is the ph value of a solution with a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative 4th?

[D]

Jacob, what the fuck is that? Jacob.

[B]

What?

[D]

Can I have the question again?

[C]

What is the ph value of a solution with a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative 4th?

[D]

What is the ph balance of a solution? I gotta see the question on screen. I can't. Okay, I gotta see it on screen.

[B]

Hi. The answer.

[C]

Jacob, let me.

[D]

Jiko said if a translation. What is a ph?

[C]

Sorry.

[D]

What is the ph value of a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative fourth?

[B]

Well, the crazy thing is that we have two numbers, we have a wager, and we have our other number.

[D]

So I circled my answer, I circled my wager. Oh, I circled my answer, and I'm underlining my answer.

[B]

Should I do the same thing? No, it's fine. Just to be clear, I've circled my answer.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[D]

At the same time, reveal. Don't do that. Waiting for me.

[B]

Okay, I have wagered I'm covering my answer. I have wagered 10 points.

[D]

I wagered 12 points.

[B]

So that would put me at 32 and put you at what?

[D]

That would put me at 30.

[B]

10 plus 16 plus 12.

[D]

That would put me at 27.

[B]

All right, I wrote six.

[D]

I wrote eight, and the correct answer was four. So we both lose.

[B]

So I'm down to

[D]

12. I'm down to three.

[B]

That was a hard question. That was. God damn. I was just doing math. I was like, 10 minus 6. 10 minus 10 minus 4 is 6.

[D]

I was like. Cause negative 4th power. I said. I said this feel like it'll be right.

[B]

Well, Monet, yet again. Hold on, let me get my award. Hold on.

[D]

Oh, God, you are so ridiculous.

[B]

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this remarkable moment. I want to thank Monet X Change.

[D]

What changed that?

[B]

It's for a black queer town hall. It's actually an award that we got for Dr. Angela Davis, but then we never got her home address. So this is a lifetime achievement in black queer Excellence awarded to Dr. Angela Davis in 2020, but we never got her address.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

The truth is for the award.

[D]

That's a nice award, girl.

[B]

The amount of work we had to go through to get this fucking award, it was insane.

[D]

I love that. It looks very. It looks very beautiful, actually.

[B]

So I have her. Dr. Angela Davis. If you ever want to DM me or anyone from Dr. Angela Davis team, I would love to give this award to you.

[D]

Please, please, please.

[B]

Work well, Monet. You know, I'm not going to gloat. It's not in my nature. It's not in my. It's not like. It's not like me to do those kind of things.

[D]

It's a like you.

[B]

You did a really good job and I'm proud of you.

[D]

Bob, who you trying to put on? For everyone who has been at a game night with you, a party with you, knows this is not about the drag queen who are presenting themselves today. So are you saying you've changed for good?

[B]

New Year, new me.

[D]

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