The One Where We Do Trivia

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The One Where We Do Trivia"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Sibling Rivalry
• Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
• Description: Monét X Change, Miss Congeniality of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10 and winner of AS4, alongside Bob the Drag Queen, winner of Season 8, form the intensely hilarious comedy duo behind the hit podcast "Sibling Rivalry." Despite not being actual siblings, their infectious chemistry drives engaging and comedic conversations.
• Episode: The One Where We Do Trivia
• Release Date: February 10, 2025

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Overview

In the episode "The One Where We Do Trivia," hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen engage in a spirited and laughter-filled trivia competition, moderated by their friend Jacob. The episode is a blend of friendly rivalry, humorous banter, and witty exchanges, exemplifying the dynamic that makes "Sibling Rivalry" a beloved podcast among fans.

1. Setting the Stage ([05:00] – [08:00])

The episode begins with Monét and Bob teasing each other about their drag wigs and styles, establishing a playful and competitive atmosphere.

• Monet X Change ([05:00]): "Monet starts wearing glasses."
• Bob the Drag Queen ([05:24]): "Can you at least glue it down? I can't look at this for an hour."

Their banter quickly shifts to discussing past collaborations and potential future projects, highlighting their camaraderie and mutual respect.

2. Introducing the Trivia Challenge ([21:00] – [26:30])

Monét suggests incorporating a trivia segment to test each other's knowledge, leading to the formal introduction of the game rules.

• Jacob ([21:15]): "Do you want to have me put up the question?"
• Monet ([21:20]): "Are you smarter than a fifth grader."

Bob enthusiastically agrees, and the trio settles on a format where Jacob acts as the moderator, ensuring fair play and scoring.

3. First Rounds of Trivia ([27:00] – [37:00])

The trivia game kicks off with a series of questions ranging from basic science to general knowledge. Both hosts answer correctly and improperly, resulting in humorous moments and light-hearted disagreements.

• Question ([27:07]): "What planet is known as the Red planet?"

  • Monet: "Mars." ([27:19])
  • Bob: "Mars." ([27:20])

• Question ([30:13]): "What is the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?"

  • Bob: "Oxygen." ([30:20])
  • Jacob ([30:27]): "The answer is nitrogen."

• Question ([36:07]): "What is the largest bone in the human body?"

  • Monet: "The femur." ([37:08])
  • Bob: "The hip bone." ([37:04])
  • Jacob: "That is correct, Monet."

These interactions showcase their competitive spirits and ability to maintain humor even in moments of disagreement.

4. Rules and Scoring Disputes ([38:00] – [44:00])

As the game progresses, Monét and Bob find themselves disputing over rules and points, adding another layer of comedy to the episode.

• Bob ([37:06]): "I think it's the hip bone."
• Monet ([37:08]): "The femur."
• Jacob: "That is correct, Monet."

Further confusion arises around the rules for stealing points and wagering, leading to jovial frustration.

5. Final Jeopardy and Climax ([50:00] – [54:45])

The episode reaches its peak with a Final Jeopardy-style question about pH values, where both Monét and Bob wager their points.

• Monet ([50:38]): "I wagered 12 points."
• Bob ([51:00]): "I'm going to wager 10 points."

Both answer incorrectly, resulting in point deductions and comedic fallout.

• Monet ([52:40]): "Gravity."
• Bob ([52:19]): "I was doing math. 10 minus 6."

Their failed attempts lead to playful resentment and mock accusations of cheating.

6. Closing Remarks and Sign-Off ([54:35] – [55:28])

Despite the competitive tensions, Monét and Bob end the episode on a positive and affectionate note, reinforcing their bond and teasing future interactions.

• Bob ([54:39]): "If anyone, the powers that be. If you have the power to put me on Celebrity Jeopardy, I want to do it."
• Monet ([55:07]): "Bob, who you trying to put on? For everyone who has been at a game night with you, a party with you, knows this is not about the drag queen who are presenting themselves today."

They gracefully conclude the trivia challenge, leaving listeners entertained and eagerly anticipating future episodes.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Monet ([21:15]): "If anyone, the powers that be. If you have the power to put me on Celebrity Jeopardy, I want to do it."
• Bob ([37:04]): "I feel like it's the hip bone."
• Monet ([43:00]): "I have doubts."
• Bob ([55:25]): "New Year, new me."
• Monet ([50:12]): "I'm wagering points, and I want to hear how many points I have."

Key Highlights

• Dynamic Chemistry: The hosts’ playful antagonism and deep camaraderie shine throughout the trivia game, making the competition both engaging and humorous.
• Humorous Disputes: Misunderstandings over rules and scoring add layers of comedy, showcasing their ability to find humor in conflict.
• Educational Yet Entertaining: While the trivia questions touch on educational topics, the focus remains on entertainment, ensuring listeners are both informed and amused.
• Guest Moderator: Jacob’s role as the moderator is pivotal, providing structure while also being a source of additional humor.

Conclusion

"The One Where We Do Trivia" epitomizes the essence of "Sibling Rivalry." Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen deliver an episode that balances friendly competition with infectious humor, all while deepening their connection with the audience. Their ability to intertwine knowledge testing with comedic flair ensures that listeners are thoroughly entertained from start to finish.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

No way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet starts wearing glasses.

[Monet X Change]

We find out who's smarter than a fifth grader.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

You have never told me this story. Tell me. And we find out what made Bob the Drag Queen say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Jacob, stop. Jesus.

[Monet X Change]

Bobby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mari.

[Monet X Change]

I think I have that same. Is that wig from TikTok. I bought this same wig on TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is from Amazon.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I have literally the same one in TikTok.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably the same company. This was. I think this was one of me and Jacob wig review. Which by the way, we have one more lined up that we haven't filmed yet. But I bought so many wigs on TikTok it's insane.

[Monet X Change]

No, the one I bought. The one I bought is. Has a nice lace on it though. Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you know Ave Maria?

[Monet X Change]

Ave Marie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is that so popular?

[Monet X Change]

Why is it so Popular?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like. Like, it's like everyone's like when they want to sing like a beautiful song and have a beautiful moment, they always go to Ave Maria. Why is that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if that's what people say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, for the. For the. For the layman, for those of us who are not in the opera world, it's like. It's like one of the go tos. Like when you want to sing a beautiful aria, you just go to Ave Maria for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it's a religious text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. Is it not a aria?

[Monet X Change]

No. An ari is an opera from a song. I mean, isn't. Is an opera is a song from an opera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Ave Maria is not in the opera?

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, I'm sure there. I'm sure that the Ave Maria text is probably in an opera somewhere. But the Ave Maria was not. Is not from an opera.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean, you said you went to. It was your go to. When you wanted to have a beautiful moment, you sang Ave Maria.

[Monet X Change]

I literally have never seen Ave Maria in any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you singing at the beginning of Unapologetic Ave Maria? So what the.

[Monet X Change]

So you want to text? I sing when I want to see something beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you were like, you're like, I want to have a beautiful moment in this church. And you literally went to Ave Marissa. Why is Ave Marie like the go to? Like, I want to have a beautiful moment.

[Monet X Change]

But. But there were other songs I could sing. It was just. It was just. It was. It just. It just felt like it. It was religious. It was a religious song that I wanted to sing that I knew that I have to learn something new. It was something easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So maybe that's the answer. Maybe that's why so many people go to it. Because it's popular and people know it. There's a reason why it's such a go to song. It was even your go to, bitch. When you talk about people. Don't go to talk about people. Don't go to it, bitch. You went straight to it.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot. With this lace on your head sticking out, can you at least glue it down? I can't look at this for an hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wigs I've looked at on you.

[Monet X Change]

And then the wigs. Ditto.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The wigs I've looked at on you the same I just watched Bald and the Beautiful with your whole wig line crinkling.

[Monet X Change]

I wish I did a whole tour with you with that damn Rita repulsive wig that looked like it was sitting on the back of your head for one hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had to look at your wig, like, crinkling, talking to costumes.

[Monet X Change]

Two months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if. So if I could force. If I could sit through that. You can sit through this out of.

[Monet X Change]

The hole towards you. And your wig was like this the whole time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So. Yeah. So, Monet, we can deal. You can deal, honey. You owe me that wig, by the way.

[Monet X Change]

What wig I owe you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one you wore on Coffee and Trixie. It's obviously too big for your head.

[Monet X Change]

No, I love that wig, and you're not getting it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You owe it to me.

[Monet X Change]

I look so beautiful. I look so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate that.

[Monet X Change]

You know what? Do a podcast with Trixie is such a good time. Me and her have such a good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was Trixie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was me and Trix. I've never done the show with Katya. I was supposed to do with Katya at some point, but we did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I've ever done it with Trixie. No, it's not true. I literally just did it.

[Monet X Change]

Literally just did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, literally just did it. That's crazy. Nevermind.

[Monet X Change]

I just love Trixie a lot. She did. She did. She did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then go do a podcast with Trixie.

[Monet X Change]

She and Monat talks, and we had a really good time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then go do a podcast with Trixie since she loves her so much.

[Monet X Change]

She's asking me. She asked me about. She was like, we're talking about Lady Grinder. How, like, some queens use, like, Lady Grinder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's Lady Grinder like before?

[Monet X Change]

Like, I used to have, like, I would have, like, a Grinder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would have a girl. A girl page.

[Monet X Change]

Grinder.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I called Lady Grinder that I missed out about.

[Monet X Change]

No. And then she was like, what's she like? She was like, what's the name that you give? That you would give trade? And I was like, I can't tell you. She's like. She said, why don't they tell me what it is? And she was probably something crazy. I was like, no, it's Melissa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was her lady trade name?

[Monet X Change]

She. She did. She did not. She's not. She's not engaged.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's your nun outfit, girl?

[Monet X Change]

In storage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't throw it away, probably. You cannot.

[Monet X Change]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot throw away our matching outfits.

[Monet X Change]

I probably did throw it away, to be honest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot throw away our matching outfits.

[Monet X Change]

I. You know, I paid for those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I paid for those.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling rivalry paid for those.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I pay for half those. You throw.

[Monet X Change]

You have your half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Throw away your own stuff. No, no, no. I pay for the No, I pay for the list. Left and right is left and right. You pay for this chunk, I pay for this. We didn't pay for one. And one.

[Monet X Change]

Which I have a video of you. There's a where we were so far.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anything. You can't throw away that you also. You can't throw away that, that, that. That outfit from the tour. Your Little Mermaid dress.

[Monet X Change]

Cant. Is hilarious. Can't. Is hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You cannot.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I dare you.

[Monet X Change]

And you know. And you know the best way to get me to do something. Tell me I can't do it is I would do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I dare you to throw it out.

[Monet X Change]

The amount of stigma every outfits are thrown away. All that shit from our tour is gone or is a bad drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I'm coming to your house today. Eat Taco Bell. If I don't see those outfits, you will hear from my lawyers.

[Monet X Change]

They're. They're that gold and silver thing. Trash.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll hear from my lawyers.

[Monet X Change]

The oldest sweet butter psycho. Those little old time dresses. Garbage. I think I kept the Dreamgirls one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you're literally. You're literally gonna get sued.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Anyway. And she's like, my lady, my name is Melissa. And she thought that was so crazy. She's like, girl, Melissa. She was like, what? She's like, why Melissa? I was like, because just Melissa, what's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name would be Manuel Dupri is not a drag name.

[Monet X Change]

No, she was like. She said Mayhem's name is like Cammie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen Kandy Muse talking about her dressing up for trade moment?

[Monet X Change]

No. What you say it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's on like that Grinder show, I think with Johnny Sible or something. I can't remember who it was. It might not be John, but some show with someone.

[Monet X Change]

Spill Logo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Logo was a show, but I can't remember. It was some show she was on with some. Some. Some guy and she. She met the trade at the club and then he. They were like making out and stuff. Then she went home and he was like, oh, let's get a show, girl. It's all gone. Like the fantasy is dead. He was like, just put on a wig, girl.

[Monet X Change]

That's all they want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Candy showed the picture and it was so gaggy.

[Monet X Change]

I have one. I said to Jay, Jay said, this was. This was pandemic. It was like, pandemic. It was this guy, Bob, that I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were cheating on Ubereats.

[Monet X Change]

This guy, I was obsessed. I had hooked up with him in Montreal, like months before that. I was obsessed with him. He was so beautiful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He.

[Monet X Change]

His dick was so fucking uncut and thick and just a gorgeous dick. Gorgeous dude. This was the first time I, like, fell in love with, like, a short king. Cause you know me, I don't do shorties. But he wasn't, let's say, short. He was like. He was, like, a little shorter than me. So he's not real, which I'm five ten and three quarters. So he's maybe like, five nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You and me, three quarters.

[Monet X Change]

Send me every time, which is maybe five nines. Not that short, but shorter than me. I normally do. Anyway, I was obsessed with this guy and then his job. During a pandemic, he had to, like, come to New York to commute for what? And then. So. But when I hooked up him, the first time was after when we did the Work the World show or when I did Fierce Montreal. Anyway, I was in Dragna when we hooked up. And then when he came to New York, he, like, hit me up. He was like, him in New York, like, do you think we can get together? And I was like, it's a pandemic. I don't know. He's like, no, I'm staying at this hotel. You just had to, like, trust me. Like, I don't have Covid. Like, everything is good. Boom, boom, boom. And then so I was like, well, if I go, I can't go to him. He didn't even meet Kevin. He met Monet or Melissa. So I put on a little, like, fast beat. I had this little human hairpiece. I don't know how to fuck with hair, bitch. I was curling. I put up with this little thing. I tied this thing around my head. I put on. You know what? That pink sack. I had that. You said I was copying your outfit. I wore with that pink jacket. I put on that little pink sack, and I had my little mask on. I'm gonna. Jay has a picture. This is a picture of how I look. I'm gonna send it to you, too, bitch. Bob, you could not tell me I was not a woman, that I was going to see my man, and it was so hot. But I had my little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you remove the mask with the still giving woman?

[Monet X Change]

No, it was not giving woman because we had. You know, also, when you hook up with guys in drag, like, and you wear makeup, the makeup gets all over the sheets. The makeup is all on their crotch. It's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It looks.

[Monet X Change]

It's just a mess, but he doesn't care. Like, they don't care.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've only sucked one dick one time in Drag. And I got blown.

[Monet X Change]

It was messy, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. I didn't check. I didn't check the scene of the crime.

[Monet X Change]

And you've been blown in dragon once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You never told me this story. Tell me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm pretty sure I have. I'll tell you later. There's detail. I'll tell you later.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it. But I need to see this Candy Muse picture. I have to see this Candy Muse picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you text your Barbara Tennessee, I am. She showed it on the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

That's fucking hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sent me to the moon. It's so funny.

[Monet X Change]

Candy was listed as one of the top 30 women in reality TV. Top 30 women in reality TV.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Top 20 most powerful women or most impactful or something. Women in reality TV.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Top 30. Top 30.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

30. 30 under 30. You missed it, girl. You could have been 30 under 30. You missed it.

[Monet X Change]

You missed your chance. I could have. Now I'm just some old tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's easier to be 40 under 40.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because it's 40 people now. It's the 10 more. You get 10 more people in there.

[Monet X Change]

But is that a list? I don't. I feel like. I don't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can make it, though.

[Monet X Change]

Like, make sure we start sipping rivalry magazine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but we could do. We could make a list if we want it. We could make a list.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, they did the, you know, they did the Culturista.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you having a stroke?

[Monet X Change]

The Culturista Awards. We can do the sibling. The Sibling society.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sibling award.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sibling Awardery. Obviously.

[Monet X Change]

Sibling awardery. That would be embarrassing. We give our little award to people throughout the year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We can do something.

[Monet X Change]

Award.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comment below, y'all. Should we do sibling awardery?

[Monet X Change]

You say award. Weird.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Award.

[Monet X Change]

Awardery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Awardery. I'm saying. I'm saying award. I say. How do you say award?

[Monet X Change]

Awardery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Awardery. We're saying the same thing. Awardery. I mean, it's a made up word. Obviously.

[Monet X Change]

A roidery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not a rotary. A rotary.

[Monet X Change]

A worry. I know. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you wear glasses?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like prescription glasses?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money. You're doing a thing.

[Monet X Change]

You don't wear glasses, Bob. For years you see me wear glasses. I don't say, what? What did you not think about? It was real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I assume they're fake.

[Monet X Change]

No, I wear glasses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would know if you wore glasses. At this point in our friendship, I would know if you wore glasses.

[Monet X Change]

And I've worn them for years. That's why I don't know what the doubt is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you wear contacts?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying.

[Monet X Change]

I wear contacts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go show me some contacts. I'll wait.

[Monet X Change]

Girl. I'm not. They're in my house. I'm not walking around the thing. My feet hurt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then.

[Monet X Change]

But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So can you point to the picture of your contacts now? Cause you'll be able to get them in time.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Jay And I need to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not a stock photo. I need to see. We need to see your crown next to me.

[Monet X Change]

Don't be in my hand holding the contact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your scepter next to the crown.

[Jacob]

No prescription.

[Monet X Change]

Say again.

[Jacob]

What's your contact prescription?

[Monet X Change]

025.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And who do you get? Who's your provider?

[Monet X Change]

My provider. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who gives your contacts?

[Monet X Change]

So I do. I have. You're lying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're lying. You're a fucking liar. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not lying. I gotta say, I don't have a primary care physician. So I just get my fulfillment online.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From who accuview you are. Let me write down. I got mad all over again last night watching that fucking you try to.

[Monet X Change]

Do the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Beyonce bit. Because when I was laughing I didn't realize you were googling again. I saw you googling. It was pissing and because I was laughing so hard I didn't see how hard you were googling.

[Jacob]

Monet says her prescription is 0.25, but AccuVase starts at 0.5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a fucking liar.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. Jacob.

[Jacob]

Here are the one day accubay moist and as we can see right here starting at zero. You there is. You can go negative 0.5 or plus 0.5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. You're a fucking liar. You do not wear glasses and you don't wear contacts.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Mind your fucking business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I knew you wrote a fucking line.

[Monet X Change]

Mind your business, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you're not. You're not a good liar. You're not a good liar. Would you go on the Traders? Oh, I want to do a. I mean I don't know what this type of episode is that but I want to do a viewing party for the traders. I need to, I think want to rent out like a. Like a small. Small theater somewhere to invite my friends to come watch the Traders with me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah. I would love to come do that. You could do that. That is a very Hollywood thing. I have been through so many. I've been through. Through to so many friends parties who have a thing and it's pretty standard. A lot of things do the first few episodes and I've Watched the first episode of so many fan friends shows or programs. That is a. Oh, I mean, we can. What? I don't have the space for it. I mean, what we could do. No, I don't have the space for it. Well, I was gonna say we could, like.

[Jacob]

What about Jenny Jaffe?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jenny Jaffe's mom's. Yeah, Jenny Jaffe's place.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her mom.

[Monet X Change]

Jenny Jaffe's mom. She invited us over to her mom's place. They have a huge theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ. I wonder if Steve, Warren and Johnny won't let me Jose their place.

[Monet X Change]

I guess you can get a projector. We can do our hair. But I only have two heating lamps, so it'll be probably too cold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think. You think Steve and Johnny will let me do it at their place?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know like that. That's your friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can text him. It seems kind of strange. We don't. We don't. I mean, I'll text him. Maybe I won't. That's weird. And we do speak, but I've never been like, can I host something in your house? You're the only person whose house I host things at.

[Monet X Change]

We can get a projector and do it out here. Andy got a projector for Christmas. We could. We could do it here. We don't have a screen, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I literally have a projector. I can just bring it up. It's fine. I'll look at spaces. I need to start looking, like, right now, though. Yeah, because it is. It's about to be too late. It's about to be too late. In three seconds.

[Monet X Change]

I would totally, totally do the traders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Save this thought for after the break.

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, your prescription's on the inside of your glasses. Oh, so read your prescription, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Mine is 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a prescription.

[Jacob]

Are there any prescriptions on the inside of your glasses?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's something in here. Mine says 50, 20, 150. I don't 56, 20, 150.

[Jacob]

Why would. The lens is separate from the glasses, so it wouldn't be in the side.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but maybe they print them for each one though. Maybe they'll edge your glasses. They inscribe them or something. What is. What is. All my glasses have something. What's on this side of your glasses?

[Jacob]

Maybe if you got the. Are those pairs?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Warby Parker?

[Jacob]

Maybe Warby Parker does that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I mean these are pair. What do you have on the inside, Jacob?

[Jacob]

The brand name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Both. You looking at both sides?

[Jacob]

Yeah, I mean, I think they have inventory numbers for the thing, but it's not my prescription.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you google what is that number on the inside of my glasses?

[Jacob]

Yeah, sure.

[Monet X Change]

I can't believe. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. You are Jacob. You are not. We are Pisces. How you gonna turn on me like that? Just for your little raggedy looking boyfriend with his little nun outfit on his fucking little raggedy wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why I gotta be raggedy?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Jacob]

I take people appropriating bad eyesight culture very seriously.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, this is a custom garment.

[Monet X Change]

Who made those for us?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm, Perrietta, Maybe there's their.

[Monet X Change]

There's an iconic picture of us in these outfits at Fire Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

We look so cute. I had. I thought my blue eyeshadow. We look really pretty. We look beautiful. I also have a video. I've had this video in the drafts of my TikTok and by the time this episode is out, I posted it of you. So we performed as a fire island of Bob trying to do the reveal out of this. And it Is one of my favorite videos of you. Cause you ticket of Bob is struggling. Then Kennedy had to come and take you out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And let's look at all the time Monet struggled with her reveals. Can we.

[Monet X Change]

Can we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we post those too?

[Monet X Change]

So y'all, let's see. Go to my TikTok to see this video involved. It's my favorite video. It's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I was looking last night at some videos of us on tour and.

[Monet X Change]

How you found them. Did you save them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have some saved in my Instagram and I have some saved on my tick tock. And I have some saved. I just went. And I was looking at YouTube as well.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work. How. And what are your thoughts from that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was different throughout. One was the Canadian tour.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That first Canadian tour. That's when Bob went in on the guy about the chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I was also not well that tour. So I was really in a bad mood.

[Monet X Change]

It was so sad. I felt so bad for you the whole time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you didn't. You were laughing the whole time. You didn't feel bad. You were laughing at me non stop.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not laughing at you non stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, you. You always laugh when I don't feel.

[Monet X Change]

Well, when I'm laughing. I'm trying to make you feel better. Can we talk about that if I see you in front of a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Failure. Failure. Switch tactics. Switch tactics.

[Monet X Change]

I'm lying to make you feel better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I want to do some trivia and quiz questions with you.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, you. You. You don't want to do that. Jacob said it. Don't act like you're orchestrating the thing. Jacob said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, it was my idea this morning. Me and Jacob were doing trivia this morning on TikTok. Well, and I said me and Monet should do some of these.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, no. Well, I don't know what Jacob. We talked about doing. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Like a couple episodes ago? And Jacob was like, oh, we can do that today. So I don't know what you and Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, I had Jacob add some things because we were. Jacob and I were.

[Monet X Change]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to follow this guy. I still follow him, but he doesn't post content anymore. Called TikTok, the TikTok 10. And. And I, He. I used to love doing his trivia show. Every day he would post trivia questions. So I found the new one who's not as good, but shout out to Miles Gillespie, I think is his name.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, RuPaul.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Monet. Jacob, we have to Monet. I first already knew that. We have to wait until Jacob tells me.

[Jacob]

This is the test one. This is not the one. The ones we're starting with. This is the test.

[Monet X Change]

Calm down, Calm down.

[Jacob]

We can guess it. So I, I, this is currently a word scramble. So I have 10 different Rue girls up here and I'm going to put their names in a mix of things like this here. It says it's RuPaul mixed up and whoever gets the names at first wins.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when we do you do a reveal. Is there a reveal?

[Jacob]

I mean, I can tell you what they are, but I don't have a reveal card in this.

[Monet X Change]

I love trivia. There's a pro a really popular game on my TikTok. A really popular video on my TikTok. I said I was gonna do more, but I didn't. Of me reacting to Jeopardy. Cause Jeopardy. The Jeopardy TikTok puts out some categories like randomly. And I love, I love celebrity Jeopardy. Because the questions are a little easier. And I have been. This is my petition to do celebrity Jeopardy. Next season. I want to do celebrity Jeopardy. I want to do thousand dollars, $100,000 pyramid. And they have to have me and Bob on the hundred thousand dollars pyramid because I would eat Bob up on pyramid.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't know how pyramid. I don't know anything about pyramid, how the game works.

[Monet X Change]

But I know it's very easy. It's just, it's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I know I would win though, that I know it's just you get.

[Monet X Change]

You get six prompts and you have 30 seconds and you have to guess a thing and it'll be like, it'll be a category like colors. And I'll be like the one the color plant. Oh, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Plants like green Mars, red.

[Monet X Change]

Bananas. You like whatever. And you have, you have 30 seconds to guess them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we're competing.

[Monet X Change]

You have a civilian person you're helping. I have a civilian. I'm helping civilian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I said a pedestrian. When I said a muggle.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so I would love to go on celebrity Jeopardy. So if anyone, the powers that be. If you have the power to put me on celebrity Jeopardy, I want to do it and I will eat it up anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's go. All right.

[Monet X Change]

Fight.

[Jacob]

Are you ready for the first one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Aquaria.

[Jacob]

That's crazy. Ok. That was what it was.

[Monet X Change]

You need that up. You eat that up.

[Jacob]

Okay, That's a point for Bob. Next.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Slaying ass titties.

[Monet X Change]

Damn. I was like denali no D anywhere in There. Denali.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Denali. Jacob set that up for you. Clearly. No, ask. What the fuck? I said it first, but that's fine.

[Monet X Change]

No, you did not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Certainly. Jacob, who said it first?

[Jacob]

I think you said it first, and then Monet said it quicker.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I said it first.

[Monet X Change]

I agree, but how? How? Like, how, like what I finished before you said it. Like. That's not my fault. You said it too slow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't get to make the rules. I think Jacob makes the rules.

[Monet X Change]

So, Jacob, who gets the point? Bob gets the point.

[Jacob]

Because I think Bob. I'm gonna give Bob the point. The listeners overall think that it was a tie or you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the listeners.

[Monet X Change]

It's too late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We filmed this two weeks ago. Jacob, you are the arbiter.

[Jacob]

All right, here's the next one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

George's.

[Jacob]

That was a tie.

[Monet X Change]

That's a tie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

While fighting the judges is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Y'all. Y'all are egregiously cheating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sasha, Kobe.

[Monet X Change]

That is logical.

[Jacob]

We.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Simone. Once me. Once a me. Corking.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nifty win.

[Jacob]

Wow, I was really eating the girls up. This is crazy. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

What? Nina West. No, Nina. Monita Brown.

[Jacob]

Nina Wu.

[Monet X Change]

Nina.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nina Flowers. You said it loud. And then you'll get more points for screaming at Monet.

[Jacob]

I only had 10 prepared. But then we'll move on to the next trivia round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, so what's the current score?

[Jacob]

Monet's at four, and you were at seven, gang.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And one of them.

[Monet X Change]

It should be five and six, but they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now you fighting for a harder second place. You're like, no, I should be. I should still be losing, but I should be losing a little less.

[Monet X Change]

This is going to give me an ulcer.

[Jacob]

Okay, so for the trivia, how do you want to do this? Do you want to have me put up the question? You answer. Whoever answers the fastest.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

You ask it out loud, turns, and then you get a choice to steal the point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you. Okay. I think you. Okay. Well, I don't know. You make the rules up.

[Jacob]

I think I'm gonna switch between. So each of you gets a question. If one of you gets it wrong, the other one can steal for a point.

[Monet X Change]

I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do you get. Do you lose points for getting it wrong?

[Jacob]

No.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Okay. So these start easy, and they get progressively harder.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. These are fifth grade level questions.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Yes. I mean, I don't know what a fifth grade level question actually is. So I would say these range middle school to, like, maybe, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not fifth grade.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

All Right.

[Jacob]

Okay, Bob, what planet is known as the Red planet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mars.

[Jacob]

That is correct, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gang, Gang.

[Jacob]

If a triangle has one 90 degree angle, what is it called?

[Monet X Change]

Isosceles.

[Jacob]

That is incorrect. Bob, do you want to try to steal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that a right triangle?

[Jacob]

That is a right triangle.

[Monet X Change]

I was going to say a right angle, and I was like, no.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, what is the fastest land animal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A cheetah.

[Jacob]

That is correct, Monet. Name the planets in our solar system.

[Monet X Change]

Yo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Earth. You better start with number three. You better start with number three. You better start with the third one.

[Monet X Change]

Venus. Mars. Jupiter. Uranus.

[Jacob]

That's five.

[Monet X Change]

Neptune.

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

Pluto. Okay, that's the one that. Yeah. Saturn.

[Jacob]

Yep. You got one more.

[Monet X Change]

Saturn.

[Jacob]

This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the Sun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The sun is not a planet. The sun is a star.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. Mars. Venus. Mars. Venus. Jupiter. Saturn. V. Mars. Venus. Jupiter. Saturn. Earth. Uranus. Pluto. Neptune.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jupiter.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say Jupiter?

[Jacob]

You did say Jupiter.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what I'm missing. Mercury got there.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was about to scoop that one up, but.

[Monet X Change]

You did it, Blanche. Yeah.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, what is the chemical symbol for gold?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Au.

[Jacob]

Okay, Monet, if a rectangle has a length of 10 units and a width of 5 units, what is the perimeter?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. If it has a. Say it again.

[Jacob]

If a rectangle has a length of 10 units and a width of 5 units, what is the perimeter?

[Monet X Change]

A length of 10 units, a width of 5. 10. 10. 30.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. Question.

[Jacob]

Bob. What is the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oxygen.

[Jacob]

That is not correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. Carbon dioxide. That's not correct. It's carbon, not carbon dioxide.

[Jacob]

The answer is nitrogen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh. And there you have it. And on that note.

[Jacob]

That was. Bob. Answer. Okay, so, Monet, what is the term for the economic system where trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit?

[Monet X Change]

Say it again.

[Jacob]

What is the term for an economic system where trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit?

[Monet X Change]

Capitalism.

[Jacob]

That is correct, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like, okay, that's another capitalism episode. You should know that.

[Jacob]

Bob, what is the largest organ in the human body?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The largest organ. Huh? The largest organ. The skin.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not in the human body, but it is the largest organ.

[Jacob]

What? Monet, what ph value is considered neutral?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh. What ph is it? Four.

[Jacob]

No, Bob, do you want a seal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Seven.

[Jacob]

That is correct. Okay, Bob, what is the name of the process by which cells divide to produce two ident identical daughter cells?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mitosis.

[Jacob]

Oh, my goodness. You really did well in fifth grade here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was Great cell mitosis.

[Monet X Change]

And then when did it all go downhill?

[Jacob]

Monet. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sore loser.

[Jacob]

What is the name of the supercontinent that existed about 3 million years ago before breaking apart?

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Think out loud, bitch. It's a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

The name of this. Can I have the question again in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A statement in the language of origin?

[Jacob]

What is the name of the supercontinent that existed about 3 million years ago before breaking apart?

[Monet X Change]

Mesopotamia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lady Bunny. No, I'm kidding. It's Pangea.

[Monet X Change]

Pangea.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Pangea. Heels.

[Jacob]

Bob, According to Einstein's theory of relativity, what happens to time as an object approaches the speed of light?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It slows down. Like. Like time slows down.

[Jacob]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Monet X Change]

I'll give that to you as more of that time. It's distorted, but we can give you that. It's. It's time distorts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be clear. It wouldn't put you in the lead.

[Monet X Change]

But still, with time distortion necessarily slow down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Chris Martin, Dave Grohl, David Byrne, Devo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

No, go ahead.

[Jacob]

What is the part of the eye that controls the amount of light entering the pupil?

[Monet X Change]

The part of the eye that controls the amount of Light entering the pupil is not the. Is it the. The cornea?

[Jacob]

I'm sorry, I asked that wrong. I led with the answer. I said, what is the abbasid pupil? The answer is the pupil. I'm gonna give Monet a new one. Okay, Monet, what is the chemical formula for table salt?

[Monet X Change]

Salt, the chemical, like on the periodic table?

[Jacob]

Well, salt is a come. It's not. Salt is not just one alopin. It's two elements.

[Monet X Change]

NaCl.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're sweating.

[Monet X Change]

I am. I literally am sweating.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, what is the term for an animal that lives both the part of their life in water and part on land?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, say it again. What's the question?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Animal that lives apart on water, part of land. It's semi aquatic.

[Jacob]

No, that's not correct.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Can I have the question, please?

[Jacob]

What is the term for animals that live part of their life in water and part on land?

[Monet X Change]

Amphibians.

[Jacob]

That is correct. Monae.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are dead last.

[Jacob]

There are only two of us, Bob. What is the term for precipitation that contains harmful amounts of sulfuric and nitric acids?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Acid rain.

[Jacob]

Fuck.

[Monet X Change]

He got all the easy questions.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I also got your questions. I get your questions right, too.

[Monet X Change]

One.

[Jacob]

Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got two.

[Jacob]

What is the largest planet in our solar system?

[Monet X Change]

Why keep on getting the planet?

[Jacob]

Um.

[Monet X Change]

Venus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ, Bob.

[Jacob]

Do you want to steal that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Jupiter. That is horrible. And then Saturn.

[Monet X Change]

I knew it was Jupiter. I knew I should have went with my gut.

[Jacob]

Okay, Bob, what is the largest bone in the human body?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like it's the hip bone.

[Jacob]

That is incorrect.

[Monet X Change]

The femur.

[Jacob]

That is correct, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like the femur is the longest and the hip bone's the largest. Can you Google that real quick? I feel like the femur is the longest and the hip bone is the longest. Largest.

[Monet X Change]

I think Jacob knows what he's talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's worth a quick Google. Just a quick little Google.

[Jacob]

What's the difference between largest and longest for you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, like mass. The mass of it. So, for example, a pencil may be longer than a lead ball, but the lead ball is larger. If it covers more space, it's a square. The amount of space it would cover if you completely flattened it out.

[Jacob]

Sister. I have doubts.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, I.

[Jacob]

It's the femur still. It's still the femur.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Would you like to apologize now or later?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you're dead last. Apologize for losing.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Jacob]

I think the hip bone is split. It's not one bone. I Could be wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Anyway, go ahead. Yeah.

[Jacob]

Your hip bones are two separate bones. It's not one big bone. That just is your entire hip.

[Monet X Change]

So I won that one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did not.

[Jacob]

Okay. What is the second law of physics?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, what is the second law of physics? Girl, every action is. Has an equal and positive reaction.

[Jacob]

No, Bob, do you want to steal.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The second law of physics.

[Jacob]

Newton's second law of motion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

[Jacob]

The force applied to an object is equal to its mass multiplied by its acceleration.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you say?

[Monet X Change]

That's that show. That was the show. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. That's the whole concept.

[Monet X Change]

I know. We should. We do one. Are you smarter than a drag queen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There must have been someone done by now. And also. And the answer will be yes.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, what is the atomic number of carbon?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The atomic number of carbon? I don't know. Zero?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three.

[Jacob]

No, it is six.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wouldn't know that.

[Jacob]

Okay. Monet, what is the first element on the periodic table of elements?

[Monet X Change]

The first element.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like in the top left corner, bottom right. Top right.

[Monet X Change]

What's the first. Don. No. What constitutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm helping you, bitch. What constitutes first?

[Monet X Change]

No, I know where. I know where it is. I just don't know what it is. But you should. You're not giving leading things. I think it is nitrogen.

[Jacob]

No, it's hydrogen. I was. Sorry. I should have given Bob a chance to answer. I'm sorry I robbed Bob of answering that properly.

[Monet X Change]

Hydrogen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it is.

[Monet X Change]

It's over here. Well, we say that this, but not the bar up top. It's in. Because you know how they had the thing at the top. Then the table starts. It's the table in the first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the things at the bottom. And then the table starts. The lines at the bottom and then.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, the thing at the top left. That is the first one. Hydrogen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, Monet cannot steal this next one.

[Monet X Change]

No. That's not my fault, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's fair.

[Monet X Change]

You can't penalize for Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's about equity. You can't steal the next one.

[Monet X Change]

No. How about I get to choose which one I don't steal?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you can't steal this next one.

[Jacob]

Okay, Bob, what type of energy is possessed by a moving object?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, kinetic energy. You wouldn't sold anyway.

[Jacob]

All right, but there's one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monette can't steal one.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, you don't have to choose that's. Fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't get to choose.

[Monet X Change]

Okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't get to choose that I.

[Monet X Change]

Couldn'T steal that last one, but then you got to choose one. You said the. You should have waited. You should have waited. You should have waited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you. There's one that you can't steal. Jacob, I need you to weigh in on this.

[Monet X Change]

You should have waited. You just said the next one. You should have waited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's one that you can't steal because I lost a steal on you, so you need to lose a steal on me, ok?

[Monet X Change]

So you should have waited. I couldn't steal it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. What? Jacob. Jacob, you're the. You're the. You're the. You're the adjudicator here.

[Jacob]

I mean, I think I messed up. You're already ahead, Bob, so if you really want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm getting penalized because you messed up. This is crazy.

[Jacob]

I mean, I think. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you made your rule. It's a little. It's a little fucked up, but I'm getting penalized because you messed up. Go ahead, y'all.

[Jacob]

All right, whose turn is Monet's? Okay. Monet. What force slows down objects moving through the air?

[Monet X Change]

What force slows the. Oh. Oh. What force slows down objects. Objects moving through the air?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

The centrifugal.

[Jacob]

No. It is irresistible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, Jacob, stop.

[Jacob]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Christ. What is going on with you?

[Jacob]

Sorry. I got caught up in it. Jacob. I'm getting caught up in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it gravity?

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Gravity. Be things coming down. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Wait. I said the answer.

[Monet X Change]

No, you did. We didn't hear it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I screamed because you were. You and Monet are colluding.

[Jacob]

It was air resistance.

[Monet X Change]

No, we didn't hear it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Slow down, Jacob.

[Jacob]

Sorry. I'm sorry. I got.

[Monet X Change]

What does it slow down, Susanna?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two in a row is crazy.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Apologize.

[Jacob]

Bob, what is the term for the variety of life forms in a specific area?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like a term for a variety of life forms in a specific area. An ecosystem. I mean, I feel like. I feel like. Wait, hold. Let me think out loud.

[Monet X Change]

You just said the answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. No. This is my final answer. My eco. I feel like an ecosystem would be the name for the whole area, but the term for a variety of life forms. I'm gonna go with ecosystem.

[Jacob]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Biodiversity.

[Jacob]

That is correct. Monet. Nice work.

[Monet X Change]

You said you get to steal you, and you just get to steal you. Like, I feel like it's ecosystem, and they're like, wait, you said the answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, Monat, the fact that y'all have already done two against me and you're still behind even y'all is. This would not help you. How is it y'all. And you shouldn't have been allowed to steal that one. But I'm gonna let it slide anyway, because Jacob has decided, and we agree, that he's the adjudicator.

[Jacob]

So, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Jacob]

What is the term for a natural satellite that orbits a planet?

[Monet X Change]

What is the term for a natural satellite that orbits a planet?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Satellites could be natural. I thought satellites were man made.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, satellites are anything that are, like, caught in the gravity, moving around.

[Monet X Change]

What is the term of a natural satellite orbiting a planet? I'm gonna say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jacob, don't say it after she has her answer.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

A natural satellite orbiting a planet is going to be a meteorite.

[Jacob]

No, I'm sorry, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a moon.

[Jacob]

That is correct, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

A moon is considered a satellite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Anything caught in the orbit that's orbiting around is a satellite. We are a satellite of the sun. Maybe. Actually, I don't know. But I know we're on a planet as a satellite.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry, but, Bob, what is the part of the cell that controls its activities and contains genetic material?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The mitochondria.

[Jacob]

That is incorrect, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what is it? What is the question?

[Jacob]

The part of the cell that controls its activities and contains genetic material.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the nucleus.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the two. So this is crazy. All right, go ahead. Monet's turn.

[Jacob]

All right, Monet, what is the name of the organ responsible for filtering and removing waste from the body?

[Monet X Change]

Filtering. And the bladder.

[Jacob]

No, that is incorrect, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me think about this and I will say my final answer. In the end, the filtering or removing waste feels like it would be the job of the pancreas.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Can I have a. Can I try to steal back?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not how I was asking.

[Jacob]

You know, I will say the bladder.

[Monet X Change]

Does filter water and it removes it as waste.

[Jacob]

Yeah. You know, I think this is a bad question from the website I pulled it from, because I. The answer here is kidneys. But I think you both are right that those both actually do filtering waste. But I think the kidney was specifically what.

[Monet X Change]

So maybe we should watch that one. I should get a new question because I was like, the bladder is fully filtering and removing.

[Jacob]

Monet, what is the name of a group of animals that have no backbone?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

I Think. Okay, I don't know if it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're called Monet exchanges.

[Monet X Change]

You fucking low hanging fruit ass bitch. I'm gonna say invertebrates.

[Jacob]

That is correct. Monet. Like word.

[Monet X Change]

A round of applause. Round of applause.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ridiculous. Okay, Bob, how many more do we have? Because we started with me, so I have to end with Monet.

[Monet X Change]

We could do.

[Jacob]

I mean, let's look at time. We could do maybe five more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, here we go.

[Jacob]

Great. Bob, what is the name of the galaxy our planet is in?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the Milky Way galaxy.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Monet X Change]

And just for a bonus point, where is the galaxy located?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the what?

[Monet X Change]

Where is the galaxy located?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're gonna give me an extra point if I get this right?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, but you have to give the right answer, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are in the Andromedon solar system.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, the Andromedon, it's from Men in Black on the galaxy on Orion's belt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, let's see. Isn't Andromedon like the next galaxy or something?

[Monet X Change]

Andromeda is the next one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

[Jacob]

Wait, sorry, what are you saying, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

It's from Men in Black. The galaxy's on Orion's belt. It's a thing from the movie. Oh.

[Jacob]

Oh. I thought you were being serious about real life. Okay, great. Where were we? Okay, Monet, what is the name of the green pigment in plants that absorbs light for photosynthesis?

[Monet X Change]

Chlorophyll.

[Jacob]

That is correct.

[Monet X Change]

No, you know. You know, chlorophyll. Her dad, Phil Claude. Which, by the way, I watched a new six triple eight movie with Kerry Washington on Netflix. The Tyler Perry movie. It's actually really good. And it's a really good story about how black women fucking turned it out in World War II. And it's a beautiful story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called, what, Six Triple Eight.

[Monet X Change]

It was a Six Triple Eight battalion. And a lot of them are still alive. This woman who was there, she's 100 years old, Bob. And I mean, she's with. I'm like, work. It's just a beautiful story about these. About these black women who were sent to World War II to help deliver the mail. It's a really good story. I hate that it started. It centers around this, like. Anyway, I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No spoilers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, what is the name of the ancient trade route that connected China to the Mediterranean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The trade route connecting to China to the Mediterranean?

[Jacob]

The ancient trade route.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not know. But I'm going to try to come up with Something I have no clue.

[Jacob]

Monet, do you want to steal.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know if this is right as a problematic. Say, is it the Silk Road?

[Jacob]

It is the Silk Road, yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see your hands, Mo. Let's see.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see those hands, boy. Anyway, I was literally sitting like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you have a history of cheating, so whatever.

[Jacob]

Monet, what city state in ancient Greece was known for its military focus and discipline?

[Monet X Change]

Athens.

[Jacob]

No, that is incorrect, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sparta.

[Jacob]

That is correct. So that we did the five, and we ended with a Monet question. Do we want to stop here?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we do a. I would love to stop here.

[Monet X Change]

Can we do a bonus one? That's five points.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what's the point difference? Do you want to know the point difference, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I don't want to know it. Let's just make this last one five points. But then how do we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, wait, so whoever answers it first.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Is there one that we can maybe. Maybe this one we can write an answer on here? We have to reveal our answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can we each get five points if we write it down?

[Monet X Change]

If we. So we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we could. We could potentially both win five points.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, correct. All right, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me. Let me get it posted.

[Monet X Change]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have someone to acknowledge how iconic this outfit is. This is. This is Final Jeopardy, honey. Or do you want to wage some points? Here's the thing. Jacob could tell us how many points we have, and you can wager your points. This is.

[Monet X Change]

This is very bothered drag queen, which, by the way, this is my favorite part about Bob. Bob is always thinking about some idea of something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you want to hear how many. So I'll give you the choice, Mone. Do you want to hear how many points we have and have the option to wager points, or do you want to just do it for five points?

[Monet X Change]

I'm wagering points, and I want to hear how many points I have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, where we at, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Monet has 15 points and Bob has 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you have to wager everything.

[Monet X Change]

I know I'm wagering eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And so if Monat gets eight, then.

[Monet X Change]

She will be one point ahead of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm going to. I could wager nothing. I'm gonna wager.

[Monet X Change]

Three point. I'm gonna do 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're gonna be at 26. I'm at 22. So then I'm going to wager. Well, yeah, okay. We need to. We need to. No, this is true Jeopardy. So you need to write down what you're wagering and then write down the answer. You can't actually. In jeopardy, you. You wager before you even hit the category, which is. Which is happening now. So you write down your wager and then you hear the question. Okay, so you can't be changing your wager.

[Monet X Change]

I'm putting my wager down right now. All right, Wait, hold on. Okay.

[Jacob]

Okay. Give me a second. I'm actually going to pull it up on the. Actually, I'll ask it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Sorry.

[Jacob]

What is the ph value of a solution with a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative 4th?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. What the fuck is that? Jacob. What? Can I have the question again?

[Jacob]

What is the ph value of a solution with a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative 4th?

[Monet X Change]

What is the ph balance of a solution? I got to see the question on screen. I can't. Okay, I gotta see it on screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have an answer.

[Jacob]

Jacob, let me.

[Monet X Change]

Jiko said if a translation. What is a ph.

[Jacob]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

What is the ph value of a hydrogen ion concentration of 10 to the negative?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the crazy thing is that we have two numbers. We have a wager, and we have our other number. So I circled my answer.

[Monet X Change]

I circled my wager.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I circled my answer, and I'm underlining my answer. Should I do the same thing? No, it's fine. Just to be clear, I've circled my answer.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Monet X Change]

At the same time, reveal. Don't do that. Waiting for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I have wagered. I'm covering my answer. I have wagered 10 points.

[Monet X Change]

I wagered 12 points.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that would put me at 32 and put you at what?

[Monet X Change]

That would put me at 30. 10 plus 16 plus 12. That would be at 27.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, I wrote six.

[Jacob]

I wrote eight, and the correct answer was four.

[Monet X Change]

So we both lose.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm down to 12.

[Monet X Change]

I'm down to three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a hard question.

[Monet X Change]

That was. God damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was just doing math. I was like, 10 minus 6. 10 minus 10 minus 4 is 6.

[Monet X Change]

I was like. Cause negative 4th power. I said. I said this feel like it'll be right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Monet yet again. Hold on, let me get my award. Hold on.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. You are so ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this remarkable moment. I want to thank Monet.

[Monet X Change]

X change. What changed that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is for a black queer town hall. It's actually an award that we got for Dr. Angela Davis, but then we never got her home address. So this is a lifetime achievement in black queer Excellence awarded to Dr. Angela Davis in 2020, but we never got her address.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The truth is for the award.

[Monet X Change]

That's a nice award, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The amount of work we had to go through to get this fucking award was insane.

[Monet X Change]

I love that. It looks very. It looks very beautiful, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I have her. Dr. Angela Davis, if you ever want to DM me or anyone from Dr. Angela Davis team, I would love to give this award to you. Please, please, please. Work well, Monet. You know, I'm not gonna gloat. It's not in my nature. It's not in my nature. It's not like. It's not like me to do those kind of things.

[Monet X Change]

It's a. Someone like you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did a really good job and I'm proud of you.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, who you trying to put on? For everyone who has been at a game night with you, a party with you, knows this is not about the drag queen who are presenting themselves today. So are you saying you've changed for good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New Year, new me.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I love to see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Quick.