The One Where We Eat Hot Wings

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast — "The One Where We Eat Hot Wings"

Date: July 27, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

This episode features Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change taking on their own spin on the famous "Hot Ones" challenge: together, they eat their way through 10 hot sauces of increasing intensity, all while serving their signature hilarious banter and candid dialogue. The conversation bounces from spicy food resilience and favorite fast food joints to wild drag performances and viral internet moments, offering listeners a spicy (in every sense) and thoroughly entertaining hour.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introducing the Hot Sauce Challenge

• The duo embarks on a 10-level hot wing challenge inspired by the "Hot Ones" YouTube/TV show.
• The line-up: a scale of sauces grows increasingly punishing in Scoville units.
• Bob and Monét debate each other’s drag legacies: “You're known for being funny…People are known for many things. And I'm known for having a great shape.” (Bob, 02:30).
• As the wings and sauces are described, the duo riff about wing etiquette—a flats vs. drums showdown.

Notable Quote:
“You are fully dressed like TD Jakes and I’m uncomfortable.”
—Monét X Change (01:46)

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2. Reminiscing About "Hot Ones" and Celeb Moments

• They discuss favorite celebrity "Hot Ones" appearances, like Tyra Banks and DJ Khaled—"He quit after Cholula…he was like, I am not okay. He was like, I'm sweating, I'm fucked up. Is this a joke?" (Bob, 08:09).
• Explainers about Scoville units, hot sauces, and cultural wing preferences.
• Monét claims her West Indian roots give her an edge with spice.

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3. Wing Preferences & Fast Food Chats

• Wingstop, Cosmic Wings (noting their Flamin’ Hot Cheetos flavor), Buffalo Wild Wings, and other favorites reviewed.
• Lemon pepper wings get special love—“My family is so serious about lemon pepper.” (Bob, 11:09)
• Personal stories about eating habits, kitchen mishaps, and wing-eating faux pas.

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4. The Heat Escalates: Spicy Tolerance Tests

• As the sauces intensify—“Now we are in the land of double…Don't try to be fierce. If it’s hot, say it’s hot.” (Bob, 13:08)
• Jacob, their producer, jumps in with factual interludes, Scoville data, and personal spice tolerance commentary.

Memorable Exchange:
Jacob: "What is the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?"
Bob: "I've had your hole, babe."
Jacob: "Jacob Hole is 10 million Scovilles, honey."
—(13:25)

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5. Fast Food Culture, Chaos & Viral Moments

• Childhood traumas, urban legends, and viral fast food chaos stories pop up, including a $20,000 destruction at a Brooklyn fry shop (41:20).
• Debate: best fast food burgers—Checkers, In-N-Out, and Burger King get mentions.

Quote:
“This is where UFC Troy fighters train. This is where Mike Tyson cut his teeth. Honey, they are wild, wild down there.”
—Bob, on the infamous West 4th McDonald’s in NYC (42:05)

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6. Spicy Mayhem: Climaxing Heat and Physical Reactions

• Around wing eight ("Da Bomb Evolution"), both queens visibly suffer—“This is not an enjoyable flavor…this is just heat.” (Bob, 35:02)
• Monét exclaims, “My lips are burning, but my lips are dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.” (50:54)
• Bread, milk (oat and strawberry banana), and tears: all part of the coping strategy for the rising spice.

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7. Performance Talk: Drag & Stage Highlights

• Jacob prompts a heartfelt exchange about favorite personal and observed performances:
  • Bob raves about Monét’s All Stars performance: “Monet’s All Star performance is insane…best performance in the history of the variety show.” (47:00)
  • Monét describes Bob’s “You blocked me on Facebook, and now you’re gonna die”—involving a black sheet, choreography, and special effects. (49:04)

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8. Drag, Food, and Outrageous Numbers

• Stories of performance art intersecting with shocking food stunts (e.g., Monét’s “food number” eating margarine and icing, and a queen literally blending and drinking tip money).
• “She put the Money in the blender. And then she would blend it and…drink it.” (Bob, 52:38)

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9. The Final Wings: Hype, Humor & Reflection

• The hottest wing ("Apollo" — 2.5 million Scovilles plus!) brings nervous anticipation.
• They reflect: “I thought it was going to get hotter way earlier…didn't get hot until, like, seven.” (Monét, 54:02)

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10. Post-Challenge Reflection and Recap

• Consensus: number 8 (“Da Bomb”) was by far the worst—“I hate the number eight now, girl.” (Monét, 60:30)
• Bob boasts: “Now I wish I had gone on Hot Ones, cause I would have fucking crushed.” (57:51)
• They stage a fake “ketchup is the hottest sauce” acting challenge for laughs.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps):

• "You are fully dressed like TD Jakes and I’m uncomfortable." — Monét (01:46)
• "Comment below if you think I’m known for my shape." — Bob (02:43)
• "He quit after Cholula…he was like, I am not okay. He was like, I'm sweating, I'm fucked up. Is this a joke?" — Bob about DJ Khaled (08:09)
• "Jacob Hole is 10 million Scovilles, honey." — Bob (13:31)
• "This place is…where Mike Tyson cut his teeth. Honey, they are wild, wild down there." — Bob (42:05)
• “This is not an enjoyable flavor…it just tastes like heat.” — Bob, on wing 8 (35:02)
• “Monet’s All Star performance is insane…best performance in the history of the variety show.” — Bob (47:00)
• "She put the Money in the blender. And then she would blend it and…drink it." — Bob (52:38)
• "I hate the number eight now, girl." — Monét (60:30)

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Segment Timestamps

| Time | Topic / Segment | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:23 | Hot Ones Challenge Intro | | 03:35 | Wing One Taste & Hot Ones Discussion | | 08:00 | Favorite Hot Ones Celeb Moments | | 09:44 | Fast Food/Buffalo Wild Wings/Wing Preferences | | 13:04 | Sauces Heat Up — Reactions Escalate | | 17:00 | Hedonism & Spicy Food Philosophy | | 19:00 | LA vs NYC Food Debate | | 21:17 | Airline Drama & Delta Stories | | 23:40 | Spicy Tolerance Deepens, Coping Strategies | | 24:55 | Struggling with Da Bomb/Eight (Mega Spice) | | 27:05 | Burger Debates & Fast Food Preferences | | 35:02 | Physical Fallout — Heat Overload | | 41:20 | Fast Food Fights & Viral Chaos | | 43:21 | “Nature is Metal” & Animal Dangers in Culture | | 47:00 | Performance Gag Moments | | 50:54 | Aftershocks of Heat & Performance Reflections | | 52:38 | Drag Acts: Eating Money, Food Number, and Iconic Stunts | | 54:27 | Final Reflections: What Was the Hardest Sauce? | | 56:43 | Who’s the Best Dancer in Drag Race History? | | 58:03 | Mock Acting Challenge: Ketchup as the “Hottest” Wing | | 60:30 | Wrap-up: “I hate the number eight now” / Show Close |

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The Sibling Rivalry Tone

Constantly playful, sometimes wickedly candid, and always quick with a drag queen zinger, Bob and Monét maintain a raucous, open-book energy throughout — even when overwhelmed by spice.

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Summary

For those who missed it, this episode of Sibling Rivalry brings classic banter, drag performance tales, wild fast food stories, meme references, and — above all — a physical and comedic journey through hot sauce hell. From nerdy Scoville debates to personal milestones in drag performance, Bob and Monét keep it irreverent, intimate, and just the right kind of messy.

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If you laughed at Hot Ones, crave drag queen chaos, or ever wondered if oat milk helps with hot sauce, don’t miss this episode.

Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Jacob]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen

[Jacob]

and I'm Monet x Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about fast Food girl.

[Monet X Change]

Today we do the hot ones challenge

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

They arraigned them and when they went to court, the girls were like acting wild in court too. And we find out what made Bob say this bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nature has plants that will end you. You smell this, It'll be your last time smelling the roses. So first of all, what were you saying before?

[Monet X Change]

You are fully dressed like TD Jakes and I'm uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, and you dress like Kim Burrell and I feel broke.

[Monet X Change]

First of all, I'm surprised you saw that. Like, I didn't think you would be on Christian TikTok that I would come through or like anything that's like, you detest the religions. The fact that that even came through your TikTok and I know that's what you saw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you on religious TikTok?

[Monet X Change]

I'm not religious, but I watch a lot of singing videos and a lot of great singers are church singers and they filter in sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, this was not about singing.

[Monet X Change]

This video had nothing to do with singing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was messiness. And I am on messy Talk.

[Monet X Change]

Messy talk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what were you saying about my body before?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, what I was saying is Bob. Okay, y', all, Bob says that he is in drag. He's known for his body. I said, no, you're not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm known for my shape.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true. You're known for being funny. You're known for being a comedian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People are known for many things. And I'm known for having a Great shape.

[Monet X Change]

There's not one thing that you're known for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what are you known for?

[Monet X Change]

I'm known for being for my ass, and my ass is a very.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so you're known for your body. Interesting. But I can't be known for my wonderful shape.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Comment below if you think I'm known for my shape.

[Monet X Change]

I'm known for being very funny. I'm known for my ass.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just the queen of it all.

[Monet X Change]

So today, if you're wondering what's going on, we are gonna be doing the hot sauce challenge during this episode of Civic Rivalry. And we are getting hot sauces ranging in degrees of temperature.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today, we're starting with 1, 2, 3,

[Monet X Change]

4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 different sauces.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you think you'll do?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Wait, first of all, how much sauce you put on there? 5.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put a few dabs of it on there. This is. What is this one?

[Monet X Change]

The name of this sauce is the classic hot sauce. How many Scovilles is it? Do we know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. We'll put it on the screen.

[Monet X Change]

Will we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you eat wigs like a N. Gah. Y' all saw that?

[Monet X Change]

This nigga pulled out the water bowl so he could do it all in one bite. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hello, somebody. You hungry? So what's that topic today? Wait. First of all, I don't understand why I'm not known for my body. It's the one. It's one Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you cannot just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you are only listening today, we apologize. But, y', all, you're gonna. You're gonna want to watch this one. This is the one that you're gonna. Because I have a feeling it's gonna get wild, because. So one of the inspirations for us was we saw the. That scene in Loot where I thought it was real, where Maya Rudolph did a whole scene with it with the hot ones guy. You know, I've always wanted to be on this show. This is one of my favorite YouTube shows. It is so good. I don't even know if they do it on YouTube anymore. And that was like.

[Monet X Change]

It's on HBO, Max.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a TV show now. But the whole. The whole show has changed.

[Monet X Change]

Has it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, they had. They. Yeah, the celebrities are. They do more than just celebrities now. They just do. They do, like, regular people and celebrities. Dusty Ray Bottoms, and Alexis were on there. I said. And celebrities, I said. And I said, and you were the

[Monet X Change]

officiant at her wedding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, and celebrity said.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not really any celebrities anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They had Dusty Ray bottom.

[Monet X Change]

That is what you said.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not what I said. I said they have regular people and celebrities. So I think what it is, is, like, celebrities against regular, everyday people. And Dusty Ray Bottoms and Alexa Michelle were the celebrities on the episode.

[Monet X Change]

So who was the celebrity? Who was a regular person?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were a team.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Anyway, Monet trying to start drama.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. What'd you think about the first one? That was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, it was whatever.

[Monet X Change]

I've had ketchup spicier than that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but it was number one, the classic hot sauce.

[Monet X Change]

How many scovilles, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

1,800 scovilles.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I don't have a gauge. For example, what is. Can you look up what is like Cholula? And what is like. I don't have any gauge of what.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have any favorite episodes of Hot Ones?

[Monet X Change]

I think. Bitch, we not. We're not having dinner.

[Jacob]

Cholula is 1,000 to 2,000.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Cholula is nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Cholula is great, but, Monet, we're at the number one. I think by the time we get to the one called Apollo, we might be singing a different tune.

[Jacob]

Take this with a grain of salt, because it might not be, like, 100% accurate. A Scoville eating is how many drop, like, single drops of sugar water. You have to drop into, like, a teaspoon, like, a drop of the hot sauce, so you can't taste it anymore. So it's completely not spicy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know how to process that information.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It wasn't very spicy, but anyway. Do you have any?

[Monet X Change]

Do you have any.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever. Have you ever watched Hot Ones?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, so do you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm not flats?

[Monet X Change]

You like flats?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like flat.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a flats. Oh, my God. We're like the perfect little wing pair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. You get all drums.

[Monet X Change]

I don't get all drums, but I always eat the drum. My drums are my favorite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People who like flats be. We better flat life.

[Monet X Change]

We be like because people that eating flats. Y' all are sleepy, savage niggas. Yo, Bob is here de disjointing the chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you are leaving. First of all, the faux pas. The amount of meat left on this girl. No, no, no. At my family cake out, this would be a no. No. Really, Monet, all this? All this, this? No. I'm gonna show you how to eat a drum in a second. Cause that is.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna do the drum next. I have to say, I Do eat. I do eat flats like you, but that is foolishness.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Foolishness.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Shall we?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So anyway, so there's some of my favorite episodes of Hot Ones. Tyra Banks has an amazing Hot Ones.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is it Tyra Banks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hot Ones is so good.

[Monet X Change]

You still people trying to come. People are trying to come for Tyra again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, her show was very problematic, but

[Monet X Change]

so the recent one, this one is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

called Dawson's Hot Sauce.

[Monet X Change]

Cedar smoked garlic, not shaved Dawson's Hot Sauce. Not the fucking nigga monkey bitch matzah hot sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. Oh, Shane Dawson. Oh, you were saying? Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Because she has her smile. Madelaine is out again as well. She knows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, model line's open now.

[Monet X Change]

It's open now. So she's like promoting it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not promoting.

[Monet X Change]

This one girl was like, yeah, after you called me a size two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's right.

[Monet X Change]

But Tyra didn't say it. J. Manuel said it. So everybody's like dragging the girl now. Like, Tyra didn't say that to you. And then people are like, and bitch, you weren't a size two. That's not my business.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they called her a plus size model when she was sized too.

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet X Change]

She said, yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway. But the best Hot ones, hands down, is DJ Khaled.

[Monet X Change]

DJ Khaled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He quit after Cholula. No, Monet. No, he quit and he was like. He was like, I am not okay. He was like, I'm sweating. I'm fucked up. Is this a joke? Is this Cholula? Cholula.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know her.

[Jacob]

So this one is supposed to be 8200, so it should be much more spicy than the last one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, spicy

[Monet X Change]

little kick butt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a really clever show. Hot Ones is just. I mean, there just been some amazing moments on Hot One. I think Billie Eilish was like a champion.

[Jacob]

No, it was Lord.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lord was one. How well are you gonna do.

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm. Do I. I'm West Indian. West Indian people. I've been drinking hot, eating hot sauce since I was 18. You know, as a kid, I used to eat onions like an apple that scams. I used to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe. Yep, for sure. 100.

[Monet X Change]

Can I interest you in a napkin? Oh, my God, I used to eat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

DJ Khaled. We the best music.

[Monet X Change]

I. I just joke on if he's the chick. I'm not joking. Oh, my God, you're such two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two houses in. She got Covid symptoms already. You're gonna have monkey pox by the time we get to seven.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I have to say, because we're gonna talk about fast food today, too. Fast food. Okay, which fast food joints? Like, wing joints do you believe in? Like, are you. Do you like Wingstop?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like cosmic wings.

[Monet X Change]

I never had cosmic wings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cosmic wings, they sell, but it is so hood. They sell like flaming hot Cheetos wings.

[Monet X Change]

Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like them. Maybe it's the novelty of it, but it's like a wing covered in flamin hot Cheeto dust.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like flamin hot Cheetos, though. Maybe that's what it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They have a Cheeto one, too. They have a regular Cheeto one and a flamin hot Cheeto one. And that is so. That is exciting to me. Girl, I saw this shit. I was on a diet at the time and I said, not no mo honey.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. This one got a little friend with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we are moving on to our third hot sauce. This. Let me read it to you. It says Calabria. This is chilies, sun dried tomato and garlic.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, we love a sun dried tomato. Wait, Bob. Wait for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, what wings do you like? I mean, I like buffalo. I actually like buffalo wings.

[Monet X Change]

I like buffalo because the Buffalo wild wings. All my friends, we would go out to buffalo wild wings in my high school and stuff because Buffalo wild wings, they used to have all the different sauces you can have. I was gagged when I found out you can get all the different sauces. Do you like. Do you like a good. I like a. I vary. I love a dry rub, though. Like, I love a lemon pepper.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My family is so serious about lemon pepper.

[Monet X Change]

I love lemon pepper wings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had wings last night.

[Monet X Change]

Did y' all really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Last night we made pink sauce. Me and my niece made pink. We made our own pink sauce, though. We didn't buy the lady. I mean, nothing against the lady. I cannot vouch for or. Or degrade her pink sauce.

[Jacob]

Okay, so I was wrong with. Last one is 7,000 Scoville units. This one is 15,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's pretty chill.

[Jacob]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is. I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to get a. Don't start shrugging your shoulders.

[Monet X Change]

I know it is, but I'm just saying. 3. The jump from 1,000 to 15,000. I thought we would feel something by now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it wasn't terribly spicy. Have you ever made the mistake of eating buffalo wings and then like 20 minutes later rubbing your eyes?

[Monet X Change]

No. Have you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. Or, like, lotioning. Put on like a fragrant lotion and then Be like, erkey, erky.

[Monet X Change]

What makes wings like buffalo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I think that a Buffalo sauce. So wings, wings. Buffalo is having Buffalo sauce on them.

[Monet X Change]

But wait, what is Buffalo sauce?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like Buffalo sauce. I think it has to have, like, vinegar in it. I think. I think buffalo like vinegar is a part of what makes a hot sauce, Specifically Buffalo sauce. You know, Buffalo wings are invented in Buffalo, New York.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I knew that. I'm from New York, Girl, you're not from Buffalo, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You ain't Mitch Farino. You are not Mitch Farino. You will literally never be Ms. Farino.

[Monet X Change]

Thank God. You're ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you agree. Do you agree that you're not Mitcharina?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Bob's gonna hate this one. Bob's gonna hate this one. Cause it's mustard. It looks mustardy. This one is called Angry Goat Pepper Company. Oh, the Phoenix. Ooh, Cantaloupe melon and Scotch bonnet hot sauce. I love, like, a mango habanero or a cantaloupe melon. That's Great.

[Jacob]

This is 39,000 Scoville peppers.

[Monet X Change]

We have doubled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, now we are in the land of double. Now, Monet, don't try to be. Don't try to be fierce. If it's hot, say it's hot.

[Monet X Change]

I will, but have you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't try to be like.

[Monet X Change]

Has anything been hot? Nothing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no. Nothing's been hot yet. But I feel like you're gonna try to be tough.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm from New York.

[Jacob]

What is the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've had your hole, babe.

[Jacob]

I haven't gonna talk about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. Jacob Hole is 10 million scovilles, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Guys, this is a family friendly show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that our third one?

[Jacob]

This is our fourth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have.

[Monet X Change]

I have the third one over here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I do love to go to mother's house and let me turn it now. If you don't want me to feel at home, don't say you're. Don't say you're welcome. Because I'd be on my house first few times, I was like, monet, can I get a please? You never have in the beginning. You're like, bro, just grab yourself something. So now I just walk in and started grabbing. Let's take a break.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is sweet, right? It is. I do. Okay. This is my first time feeling a kick.

[Monet X Change]

I do feel a kick on this one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I cleaned the bone, though, right? Girl, I'm a little nervous.

[Monet X Change]

We're a little. We're about to be half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because on a hot one, they'd be losing their. They'd be losing their. Like, fully losing their mind.

[Monet X Change]

Chelsea Hannah was on the. Hers was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel a little. A little rumble in the jungle.

[Monet X Change]

Do you? I feel like a little something. I'm not like. I'm not putting on either. I just. It doesn't feel crazy to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like some of them, they just like. Some of the people. Some of the celebrities just like, scarf them down without. Does that make any sense?

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean? I don't know. I don't mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to watch DJ Khalees.

[Monet X Change]

I need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so good. All right, so are you start. I just want to get it opened up so I can eat it because. What. Why you don't think. What do I eat? Chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Racially motivated. Oh, people are saying. People saying that watermelon girl hasn't been shot the whole time.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I thought we pushed. That was out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should put it back here then. Yeah, yeah. People were saying. Oh, oh, oh.

[Monet X Change]

Were people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What were they saying about it?

[Monet X Change]

They were saying that, like. Like, she got called out because she was doing it. Like, she was doing it in an incendiary way to incite people to react to it. What's the name? Watermelon. Drea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Johnny Watermelon.

[Monet X Change]

Johnny Watermelon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And people were. They were mad at me.

[Monet X Change]

People called her out for it, and she was like. I think she, like, apologized or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, did she?

[Monet X Change]

Mm. That's a really not a little sprinkle. This is called Los Calientes Hot sauce by Hetanist Hedonist How?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't think he. Tunis is a word.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think heatonist is a word either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like hedonist, though.

[Monet X Change]

Heathen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds like hedonist.

[Monet X Change]

What does hedonist mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's like, something to do with, like, pain or something or abuse or something, or people who are into that kind of stuff. How many Scoville is liquidy?

[Jacob]

49,000.

[Monet X Change]

Where's the thing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are now at 49,000 Scovilles.

[Monet X Change]

We are.

[Jacob]

Hedonism is like extreme decadence. So, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the way theism is.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, that's what I thought.

[Jacob]

You're thinking of sadism, maybe, which is similar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's what I thought it was like.

[Jacob]

But hedonism is also like decadence to a really extreme degree. So, like, like orgies, like excessive drinking, like, illegal, like ketamine. Like,

[Monet X Change]

this has less of a kick than the one before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. This one was not as. As intense as the last couple. How's touring been, by the way? Touring on the road. You had your whole fight with Delta. You were trying to go at it with Delta. You were trying to fight them.

[Monet X Change]

Because I wanted to let them have it and I got what I wanted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did you want? It.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't want it. I didn't like one specific, but I like. They paid attention as opposed to just like, we'll help you out. They gave me like 500 bucks in vouchers and they gave me 50,000 miles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, bitch, I want to get to my next destination.

[Monet X Change]

I know. That's really what I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want a plane.

[Monet X Change]

So here I arrived to the fucking airport right at jfk, which now flying out of lax. What's that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably celery.

[Monet X Change]

A little bread.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's probably celery or carrots or both.

[Monet X Change]

That damn celery is brown. Celery shouldn't be brown. I arrive, I arrived to JFK with Bob. Flying out of LAX is better than jfk. I. I think I'm a convert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, everyone was dragging you about saying LA food is better than New York City food.

[Monet X Change]

That's not. Was not everyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also not every single person, but most folks like Monet. You're wilding out right now.

[Monet X Change]

Also, New York City has more restaurants per calendar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do not. Do not go off that one comment you read.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't one. Multiple people said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But don't act like you knew this monetary.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I know it's a nigga

[Bob the Drag Queen]

who reads a comment and then be

[Monet X Change]

like, actually, Bob So of course I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You will read a comment. New York the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

New York has way more people than la. Like I knew that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much way more?

[Monet X Change]

New York has 16 million people. Nine, LA has 10.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

New York has 9 million people.

[Monet X Change]

Noah has 16 and Manhattan has nine people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much does LA have?

[Monet X Change]

LA has? I think it's 9 million people.

[Jacob]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you Google that?

[Monet X Change]

Because you bitch, you are that got that hot sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob pointed at me.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob said. Jacob said, y' all can't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But Jacob pointed that little dad figure at me. Jacob pointed a little dad hand at me. But anyway, did you. Did you get what you wanted out of them? Have you heard about the issue with the pilot shortage, not power.

[Monet X Change]

Pilot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So apparently.

[Monet X Change]

Wait. This is the Queen Majesty Cocoa Ghost Hot Sauce. Ooh. Not Cocoa Ghost.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it a ghost pepper?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Just as Cocoa Ghost ingredients. Oh. Heat level. Very hot. Thank you.

[Jacob]

71,000 Scoville units. The last one was 49,000.

[Monet X Change]

We jumped up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't felt anything severe yet, quite frankly.

[Monet X Change]

This has white vinegar, pineapple juice, sweet onions, habanero peppers. Ghost peppers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Whoop. Now, ghost peppers are wild, are they? These are like the wild things.

[Monet X Change]

Have I ever had a ghost pepper in my life?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I've ever had a ghost pepper.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I have either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a little nervous about this one. Anyway, so what I hear. It is, from what I understand. Let me debone. Her, honey. So when I hear. This is what. This is what I heard. If you get it. If you get a PIP or PIP loan.

[Monet X Change]

PPP loan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

PPP loan.

[Monet X Change]

And he said. Kimberell said praise Power and something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I hate when religious people change acronyms to religious stuff. That shit annoys me. Isn't she the same one that said, for all I know, LGTV stands for Let God Be True.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quickly.

[Monet X Change]

Did she say that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone said that Let God Be True quickly. I didn't say. Someone else said. I didn't say lgtb. I said S I N. Anyway, so if you take a PPP loan, you cannot fire people. If you take a bailout, you cannot fire your employees. But allegedly, what's happening is a lot of these airlines have been paying bonuses for people to quit. They've been incentivizing quitting.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they can save money that way. So if you give someone a bonus to quit, they can take this money and go get another job. And then they stay. They lose work for a little bit. They have. They have Money. They got a bonus to quit. But then they are severely understaffed.

[Monet X Change]

It's annoying. It's horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why a lot of these fights are canceling like the moments of bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It comes at five minutes before boarding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This one's gonna gather us.

[Jacob]

So why is Delta the flight all the girls use? Like, who decided that? Is it really the fantasy or are we just now trapped in a Delta cycle?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I prefer Delta personally,

[Monet X Change]

but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this is girl is.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like I feel like Jacob should try one to see if like, if we're built different. Like, are we like, are we just built like. Oh. Oh, you're.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my gosh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Shunt.

[Monet X Change]

Don't try to feed Baco meat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Jacob. I will say trying to be vegetarian around, around black folks is a whole shenanigan. And when we go home, I'm like, Jacob, I don't know what to tell you. My family gonna be wild. And Jacob just like, we'll just, we'll

[Monet X Change]

just, we're just, we're just gonna skip this week.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keep talking to the microphones.

[Monet X Change]

That's what you're feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you feel about spicy foods, Jacob? Spicy foods?

[Jacob]

This is fine. This is not that spicy. I.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I will say crease up on you a little bit now. I had more. I'm like, my tongue is burning.

[Jacob]

It also could be a cumulative thing. I. I feel like I have a high tolerance for spicy food, but there is a point where I no longer enjoy it.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a little hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is definitely an area where spicy food is just. Is no longer tasty. It is just hot.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I haven't reached that part yet.

[Monet X Change]

I doubled down on it. I think I spoke a little too soon. My tongue is burning.

[Jacob]

This one does have a residual heat that.

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh. This is residual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's residual. My stomach is hot. Mooshi has some pink sauce.

[Monet X Change]

You have pink sauce?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't have any pink sauce. We have ranch. Did you came with ranch?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's kind of cheating though. That's kind of cheating though.

[Monet X Change]

You're going through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't pick at it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm West Indian. Yeah. Rihanna. What's good now? Kamaru Boy Boy. Da Bomb. Okay, now we're getting into the ridiculous names. This is called. No, this is spicy. This is called Da Bomb Evolution Hot sauce.

[Monet X Change]

How many skulls is that?

[Jacob]

1. 1,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh, wait, no. 35.

[Jacob]

Wait, no, no. The next one should be Angry Scorpions, I believe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Angry Scorpions is next.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So where's the Bomb.

[Jacob]

The bomb is eight.

[Monet X Change]

That would be eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nope. Eight, nine, ten. Oh, okay, tell us about. Okay. 13 angry scorpions, Jekyll and Hyde. Wait, is 13 scorpions the name of the brand or the sauce? It.

[Jacob]

I think it's the brand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is called Thirteen Angry Scorpions. The thing is called Jekyll and Hyde. Age Moruga Scorpion and scorpions.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, we had crickets on the exchange rate.

[Jacob]

So

[Monet X Change]

what

[Bob the Drag Queen]

scorpion? Why, why, why? Aged Moroga Scorpion is the number. Oh, a scorpion pepper. Okay, yo, Monet is not. Monet not gonna make it. Monet ain't gonna make it. Okay, here we go. Jekyll and Hyde. No, nigga, no nigga. Put that sauce on that motherfucking chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga dropped a dime sized dollop. Bitch drenched.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm trying. I ain't trying to be like you and look crazy as hell.

[Jacob]

We also still have half an hour left to go, so you can take as long a break as you need.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you don't put that motherfucking hot sauce on that goddamn wing, we gonna have a para blim. Put that sauce on that wing. I did.

[Monet X Change]

That's as much as you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay.

[Monet X Change]

You get it all up on the chicken. Roll it around.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look, it's a scorpion pepper.

[Monet X Change]

You think it's probably spicing on a ghost pepper, I would imagine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just don't like how many score bills. Units, baby.

[Jacob]

It is 109. The last one was 71.

[Monet X Change]

We've doubled 71. Double of 71 would be 142.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. Mad queen. Okay, kind of. Do you even know who Kyne is?

[Monet X Change]

Hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kyne is the Canadian queen who does the math stuff. How you feeling? I don't feel.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe this one lingers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's gonna creep. So I creep? Yeah, just creeping.

[Monet X Change]

I think when you have a drink it makes it worse. When I. When I drank that water, that's when it got robbed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How the New York accent came out the water. Hey, yo, can I see my favorite sentence I've ever heard a New York City woman say? What on any New Yorker Say? This woman was getting off, off the bus and her daughter was irritating her. And she grabbed her daughter and she said, hey, yo, son, you making me

[Monet X Change]

mad, mad tight right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is so, so funny.

[Monet X Change]

See, now I know you're supposed to eat milk. Drink milk. I don't like milk stuff. Milk. Drinking milk like that would make me use ramen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have oat milk too.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like milk stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, we gotta get back on Track.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Okay, so okay, so fast food joints now. Okay. I have recently for a very long time because of that documentary Supersize me. I did not eat McDonald's for at least 10 years. But McDonald's slaps and now I'm back in my McDonald's bag. Girl, a Big Mac is everything. Take off the pickles, take out that middle bun. Just have the two patties with the lettuce and the sauce. And sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are bitch. Did you go to New York recently?

[Monet X Change]

I was in there yesterday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was you hanging out with old friends? Cause you are wild. No, I'm not.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are a Flatbush. You are on the in train right now.

[Monet X Change]

I stayed at my aunt's house when I missed the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's right.

[Monet X Change]

So. But McDonald's slaps. McDonald's fries are so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're amazing.

[Monet X Change]

The burgers are good. The only thing that's nasty, the chicken nuggets. McDonald's chicken nuggets are disgusting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They changed it. I had them and they weren't there. They will. A McDonald's chicken nugget will never be a Wendy's nugget.

[Monet X Change]

But here's my thing. Have you ever had chicken nuggets? Like vegan chicken nuggets? Yeah, they're better than.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we know you. We know you have a paid thing.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. But did you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The contract is done. Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

J. Alpha Foods. Alpha Foods is great money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I don't work for Alpha Foods.

[Monet X Change]

They're good. The chicken nuggets are good. Here's my thing. I think that Wendy's. They need to switch over to chicken nuggets.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Also.

[Monet X Change]

Why do vegans need to put all these CCHK apostrophe and ampersand?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's like a way to signal. It's like a signaling that this is a vegan food.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so let everyone know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let the people who are they should.

[Monet X Change]

All these McDonald's and Wendy's should switch it over overnight. Switch to chicken. People will not know. It tastes better. It's meatier. It's better. Just say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't just sneak.

[Monet X Change]

They will say these are plant based. People won't even read it. They'll just be eating it and be like, oh my God, these taste better. I think they should do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that also Shake Shack has amazing nuggets.

[Monet X Change]

Oh yeah, Shake Shack is good. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Shake Shack bad?

[Monet X Change]

No, Shake Shack is good. I just. I was at a function and it was. And it was. They catered it with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And we'll just say, Jesus Chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus chicken nuggets and sandwiches. And let me tell you, them Jesus chicken nuggets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry. You said fuck them, Gay.

[Monet X Change]

I felt so bad. But those fucking chicken nuggets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought I used to work at Jesus Chicken in college. I worked at Jesus Chicken, girl. I did. I worked at Jesus Chicken all through. Not all my freshman year of college. And if you ever. People who work at Chick Fil A, when you say thank you, you know, you have to say, my pleasure. If someone thanks you, when you work at Chick Fil a, they have to say, my pleasure.

[Monet X Change]

And what have you done? What? You get fired?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't. I mean, I don't know when I just say. It's just part of the policy. So when you say, like, if they hear you not saying it, they'll say, remember, say, my pleasure. So whenever someone thinks, you always say, thank you. It's free. To this day, I still don't say my pleasure. When someone thinks.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Do they.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so you used to work there. Do they. Like, is it like. Like, is everyone, like, well known that it's like a. It's like a religious place to work?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, on the cash register, it said, thou shalt not steal.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, from. From your side, not your. The person working the register, it said, thou shalt not steal on the cash register. And so my. My first name is actually Chris. And when I. When I. When I went to Chick Fil A. Mm. My manager like, what's your name? And I said, caldwell. And he goes, that's too hard. He just printed out a name tag that said Chris on it. I was gagged.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, how did he know your name was giving your name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I. Cause I. I had filed text work and all this stuff, and he's on my driver's license and all that stuff. Not.

[Monet X Change]

That's too hard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's too hard. We're gonna do Chris. Printed out a name tape that said Chris. I had to wear the Chris name tag. And, girl, I used to work the drive through. Welcome to Chick Fil A. This is Chris speaking. How can I help you? Welcome to Chick Fil A. This is Chris speaking. How can I help you? Bitch, how many times they said, hi, Crispy King. Bitch, they thought my name was Crispy King. Welcome to Chick Fil A. This is Crispy King. No, bitch, this is Chris and I'm speaking. Or. Or they.

[Monet X Change]

They thought that is hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They always said, hi, Crispy.

[Monet X Change]

Hi, Crispy King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They call me.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you were like, the Crispy King of chicken, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They would just say, hi, Crispy. Hi, Crispy. Hi, Crispy. I say, not y' all calling me Crispy. This is wild. So people. And I'm really black. So my nickname in my unwanted nickname in elementary school was Crispy because they said I was burnt to a crisp. I was triggered. I was working at Chick Fil a and people would be like, hey, Crispy, can I get a.

[Monet X Change]

So chippy, chippy, Crispy. God, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am the seven doors. Crispy, chippy. So when they come to the drive through and be like, oh, thank you, Crispy. Can I add some. Some Polynesian sauce? And I would just be like, yeah, that's me, Crispy.

[Monet X Change]

I was at a supermarket, and they did have Polynesian and Chick Fil a sauce, like, in, like, the squeeze bottles. And I almost bought it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause, bitch, sometimes money, you are wild.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, chick Fil A sauce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it's not like you grew up with Chick Fil a. I lived

[Monet X Change]

in Atlanta for a year. I lived in Atlanta for a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, when you were like, three.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was nine. Okay, the next one is the bomb. Evolution.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now we're getting to names that are just that look violent.

[Monet X Change]

This is what the bottle looks like.

[Jacob]

This is 135,000 Scoville units.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is almost double the one that made you.

[Monet X Change]

I would be scared, but we. Let me shake this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, this is just coming out.

[Jacob]

Chun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh, girl, this is paste. It's giving paste.

[Monet X Change]

That's nasty. I'm gonna have to put it out

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and just like, oh, my God. Not this.

[Monet X Change]

Is this shit spoiled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To quote Jan, not this.

[Monet X Change]

This is spoiled.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's too much. Yeah. Huh. Get a good scoop.

[Monet X Change]

I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Punch in.

[Monet X Change]

That is. Have you ever had someone come on you and it's like that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Never. Not even one time in my life.

[Monet X Change]

I've had to chew come like that before, I swear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you like that chunky shit.

[Monet X Change]

No, not like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I don't want play DOH comin out your dick. I have had someone's come in my mouth that has been that consistency. What's wrong with you? It's just. Cause they don't drink water. Like, they're dehydrated.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

World number eight, y'. All. This is hot. This is very, very hot. Gaggiana. Yeah, this is. This is not an enjoyable flavor. Tastes like. This is to the point where it just tastes like heat.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just tastes like chemicals.

[Monet X Change]

There's like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

whoo. Ah.

[Monet X Change]

That's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very hot.

[Monet X Change]

That's hot. We're at number eight. Oh, yeah, it's hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The breathing doesn't help. You can't breathe. Okay, we gotta keep talking.

[Monet X Change]

I know we have to talk. We're talking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever worked at a restaurant?

[Monet X Change]

I have. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I didn't have a work at a restaurant.

[Monet X Change]

I have not worked at a restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But y' all didn't sell food at the Yell Club.

[Jacob]

Okay, which fast food place has the best burgers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Burger King.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's hot. Checkers is also very good. It's hot. Baby. I need to change the shirt. Bring me a tank top. Oh, cr.

[Monet X Change]

That is hot, cuz. It's nasty.

[Jacob]

Sorry, Monet, can you say what happened for people who are listening?

[Monet X Change]

I'm going tell you what happens. Mom was drinking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Monet X Change]

You. His.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are correct.

[Monet X Change]

My. You are. Wait, I need to have another piece of chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hold on. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

What you got?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bread monetized. Listen to me. Tell me.

[Monet X Change]

Actually helps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Try to play cool. Try to play it cool. You ready? Three. Hold on. Count of three, we're gonna act like we're not burning. One, two, three. So, yeah, I mean, that was. It's pretty warm. Monae, we have. Is it over my face? Monet, we have to.

[Monet X Change]

Come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, wait. We have to. You gonna let Lord make it a 10. But you can't.

[Monet X Change]

Lord make a team not gets in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Laura made it 10.

[Monet X Change]

I can't cut her now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, we got this.

[Monet X Change]

Come on. Are you gonna cut my glist together?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, so what happened? If you be in West Indian?

[Jacob]

What? Best burger place. Best.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. Best burger place you've ever had? I think no, Checkers has great burgers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but in n out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? In n out. The in n out hype is madness.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all are acting like it's right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are acting like in n out is like you are still.

[Monet X Change]

If you eat one, it cools it down a little bit. It helps, does it? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. You all wasn't too good over there.

[Jacob]

I have another extra one, so you can eat as many as you want. I have, I think, eight more. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, we are moving on.

[Monet X Change]

I can't. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, just grab the wing. Just put the wing on your plate. We'll deal with it from there. Put the wing on your plate. This one looks nice, actually. Look how nice this one looks. Extra mean green pucker, butt pepper, but okay.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, this is fine. So Bob. So Bob was acting cool. He opened his. What is this on that quick milkshake?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like strawberry banana milk.

[Monet X Change]

Strawberry banana milk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Bob said, endless.

[Monet X Change]

What caused you to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I coughed. Cause this time makes you cough.

[Monet X Change]

And milk went all over the table. And what makes it worse is you are crying. And you're still crying. Is it involuntary? Can you feel yourself crying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel it, bitch. Yes. I feel this shit. Okay. I am now. How many Scovilles, baby, on pucker butt?

[Jacob]

The pucker butt is 200,000. The last one is 100,000. This one is 200,000.

[Monet X Change]

But the last one is less.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's 150 or something.

[Jacob]

So the last one is 135. This one is 2,000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet. We're close to the finish line. How much time do we have left on the podcast?

[Jacob]

We have 20 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Okay, so let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. I'm actually recovering pretty well. I'm in a good place.

[Monet X Change]

I'm in a good place too. You trying to convince me, Jake, we

[Bob the Drag Queen]

need you to facilitate and ask us some more questions. Cause this is. This is. This is.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wait, wait. So In N Out. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you had In N out? Of course. We live down the street from In N Out.

[Monet X Change]

And do you like it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's good, but it's not Checkers, baby. First of all, it's too thin. It's too. It's too.

[Monet X Change]

I like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A checkers is a nice hefty burger. Also, the chili cheeseburger from Checkers. Next.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not a chili cheese. That's some sonic shit. I'm not like a chili cheese dog. Chili cheese fried person. That's too much. It's a Southern thing. Chili cheese is a Southern thing, is it? Yes. Up north, we don't drink that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't drink chili cheese? You can't even think straight.

[Jacob]

Look at you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever had a particularly terrible fast food? You know, there's always videos online of people trying to eat. Like, people giving the cashiers a hard time at like. There was this girl, these girls who were at the Fry the Fry place

[Monet X Change]

down downtown in Brooklyn, Lower east side, and they tore it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Apparently. Apparently this sauce was like an extra $75 and they wanted sauce. And the guy was like, it's 75. They were so mad. Apparently. Allegedly they trashed it. There is now. There's no alleged. The video of them destroying the place is real.

[Jacob]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The reason is alleged.

[Monet X Change]

Well, they arraigned them, and when they went to court, the girls were, like, acting wild in court, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was $20,000 in damages.

[Monet X Change]

This is crazy. I was like, that is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't seem. There's not. I can't think of anything that they would do on the other side that would merit that kind of behavior.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I can't think of anything either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, there's that, you know, the West 4.

[Monet X Change]

McDonald's, the west in downtown, in the west village in West 4th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, y', all. The west for McDonald's is. This place is.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think I've ever been inside of it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is where. This is where. This is where UFC Troy fighters train. This is where Mike Tyson cut his teeth. Honey, they are wild, wild down there. I've seen fights there. And there's also a video of a guy who. There's, like, a guy behind the counter. And then these. These girls jump the count at West 4th. I can't remember. West 4. It looks like West 4. And he just starts. He has a metal rod. He starts, like, bludgeoning them. Honestly, they hop the counter. He is.

[Monet X Change]

Cuz he. He's at work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's at work, and they're trying to,

[Monet X Change]

like, beat him up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're jumping the counter to. To get it. And I mean, he does. I mean, like, his co workers are like, oh, my God, you are free. Like, you're going crazy. He's like. He is like, he will not stop. Like, like, like, he. He beats them to the ground. And then if they. How many girls? There's two of them. If they move an inch, they're like, on the crazy. And then he's like, bam. He's like. You can see the girl trying to get up. And he just, like, he's like, I'm not fucking around.

[Monet X Change]

Because he probably wants to keep them there until the police came.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's also another video I saw today. Cause, you know, I love. You know, I love Reddit. I know I love public freakouts.

[Monet X Change]

Black people Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Black people Twitter fight porn. Nature is metal.

[Monet X Change]

What does nature is metal mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nature is metal is usually stuff like this lion got into a fight with a hippo, but his whole. The lion's whole mandible is gone. Like, it's just a lion whose mandible is just dangling. And it's like, he's gonna.

[Monet X Change]

Cause, you know, hippos are wild. Hippos are like, one of the. They're, like, stronger than. Well, obviously stronger, but they're like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're the most terrifying. You Know, they're like the, they're the most dangerous animal in Africa next to. Do you know the most dangerous, the most like animal that kills the most people ever.

[Monet X Change]

Hyenas, mosquitoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mosquitoes are responsible for more deaths than any animal in the world because they carry disease.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But anyway, don't call or the wrong cough will get you up. The wrong cough will fuck your shit up. Anyway, so this woman, these women tried to go behind the counter again. And the lady behind the counter was not having it. She had. Had her, her, she had, she was done. So she fucking. When you clean out of the fryer

[Monet X Change]

with the hot grease.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not the grease, clean out with water. So while they're cleaning out the fryer, there's a fryer just full of like hot, hot water. She scoops some water and just fucking throws it at him. Scalding hot water. And the girls just run out the door and she scoops up another one. She starts chasing them down the street.

[Monet X Change]

Third degree burns girl. She's like, eh, have you seen the one on. It's a viral video. This guy, this kid trying to like blow fire on TikTok. And then so his friend is like, we're filming him and he has like a thing and he puts orders about to blow the fire. He tries to blow it, the fire comes back in his face and lights his whole shit on fire. And he's rolling around, his friend is like, no, roll. You gotta stop, drop and roll, dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop, drop and roll, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Melted face. Melted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? No.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I saved it. I don't have it, but I mean when I say not his whole face, but he has like, like his whole. His face is disfigured from the burns cuz he couldn't put it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to try to breathe fire and stuff. Girl, I used to breathe fire actually

[Monet X Change]

like you like learn how to do it or you try to do it? I learned to do it like professionally. Yeah, yeah, because they teach you how to. People will comment on the video. They're like, he had too much gas in his mouth. So it like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, first of all, you. I mean, do not. Let me just say right now, don't do anything. I'm about to say.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I say that again? Do not do anything. I'm not going to say it.

[Monet X Change]

No, now I want to know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're supposed to. You don't feel your mouth like the biggest gulp. It's enough just to feel your cheeks like this. And then you have to go like, you have to like do a An extreme into the flame. You pull the flame away and you pull your head away as well so that. So that it doesn't dribble down your cheek. Because if it will travel.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're seeing them drop a lighter, drop a match on gasoline. It travels.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, Bacardi 151 is what you probably. Probably should be using. Bacardi 151 is just 51 proof. 151 proof Bacardi. It's just. And it's very flammable.

[Jacob]

All right, I think it's time for the next wing.

[Monet X Change]

Well, tell me more about the Bacardi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Mo. This is this one. This one sounds nice, doesn't it?

[Jacob]

Why don't you want to open up one of your milks beforehand?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look how sweet the bottle looks.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, green is normally not crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm like, okay, Monet, I feel much better now.

[Monet X Change]

I feel better too. But we're gonna. We're about to end up in the fucking place. That's why I'm fucking mad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know a worst place.

[Jacob]

What is your favorite performance moment? Like, what is a moment that your co host has had that you saw them performed and you were gagged and you were like, this is the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My co host, Monet.

[Jacob]

Monet. What is your favorite Monet X change performance moment of all time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Monet's All Star performance is insane. Oh, it was insane. Monet singing that was the best performance in the history of the variety show. I really, really mean that.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Roberta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Now I realize a lot of my friends I've said, I said, why this one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel that bad.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a trick. It's gonna come.

[Monet X Change]

It's gonna come up. Yeah. I think that I realized a lot of my friends have never heard me sing classically. Not even jazz and Rice heard me sing before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? Didn't y' all do a program together?

[Monet X Change]

We did, but we weren't in the same thing. I don't know how it worked out, but she never heard me sing before. That one was not as bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's some sneaky shit. Are you sure that how much?

[Jacob]

So I'm also gonna say I also lied. So Monet would do it. It would 7,700 thousand instead of 200,000.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, the green one.

[Jacob]

Yeah. The one you just did was 700,000. The very final one is a lot.

[Monet X Change]

One million, two million. That should look ignorant as hell, don't it, Apollo? Look, this shit looks ignorant as fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This one Wasn't that bad.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's really odd.

[Monet X Change]

It is burning my lips now a little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though I did go back for a second bite, which I'm probably gonna regret. Okay. It doesn't. It does not taste good, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's not a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It tastes green. Yeah, I like green sauce, but no, it just. It tastes like kale or, like a salad sauce. Like, not a salad dressing. Like a sauce that goes. Like a sauce made from salad. Like who? Like who? Okay, can you tell me a performance I did? They gagged you?

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. So it's probably on Facebook still. One of my favorite ones was when you performed at the. I don't know. What? Glam. Well, glammies. The Glammy Awards were these awards that we would do in New York City to honor New York City nightlife. I'm hosted by cherry jubilee. And when he did that, you blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die. So Bob did. Internet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Internet. Internet. So what's the name of that song? Can you Google it? The lyrics are, you blocked me on Facebook, and now you're gonna die.

[Monet X Change]

And then Bob constructed it. So Bob got this, like. He got this, like, big black sheet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

And then, so in the number, Bob's boyfriend or Bob's partner, whatever, Internet friends, like, blocked him on Facebook. He's dating this person. The person blocks him on Facebook, and Bob does a whole Carrie moment and gets telekinetic powers. But Bob built this black sheet and hired these actors to act as the. It was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also. Do you remember I also had that dress that opened up. I was in a gown, and then it opened up, and there were dancers underneath it, dressed in all black.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I. I go, like. I'm, like, making, like, his body. I replace his legs with, like, these, like, puppet legs.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then it was, like, lipstick and high hair, and you were, like, throwing

[Monet X Change]

them, and they were like, you're controlling him. I was like, that was. It was very smart to. We and Jerae. That was another one. I was like. I was like, he didn't do anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would like to redo it now with a budget. The stuff I used to do with no budget by myself. I made all that stuff on myself, like a ma. I did the whole wizard of Oz by, like. I made all the. I made all the costumes. No, no. You all helped me with the number. I made all the costumes, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

You did make all the costumes. I mean, I provided my own belt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Though, that you weren't wearing a belt.

[Monet X Change]

No. For my Dorothy. Those gingham pants and my white top and a red belt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My lips.

[Monet X Change]

I know, right? My lips are burning around. That's what I'm saying. My lips are like. I feel like. I feel like they'll be small, like

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you got a little bit of work done. But that last one, I'm still. I think I'm still reeling from number seven.

[Monet X Change]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eight or eight.

[Monet X Change]

Eight was wild. It was the texture, the paste.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's what it was. It was so thick. We had to put so fucking so much of it on it.

[Monet X Change]

My lips are burning, but my lips

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. What's your favorite performance you ever done? Is there something you want to, like an old performance you want to redo now that you have, like, budget and resources?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. An old performance I want to redo now I have budget and resources. I can't think of one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about your food mix?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I remember that food number. I post it on Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you describe it to them?

[Monet X Change]

I would do this food number when I would have clips from, like, White Chicks, and it was Kelly Clarkson, Addicted, Addicted to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like iodine.

[Monet X Change]

And I would just. At the End of the number, I just get. I would pull out this shopping bag, and I would pull out all of these things. It was like confected sugar, mayonnaise, mustard, heavy whipping cream, icing pepper. Like that, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Any of margarine.

[Monet X Change]

Margarine, Crisco. And I would mix it all together, then eat it at the end of the number. And it was gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was horrible.

[Monet X Change]

I only did a number four times. I couldn't do more than that. It was mad, man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's enough. You know, years ago, a queen who shall not be named but has a certain vodka that's blood red, blood orange, or whatever. She used to do a number where she would come to the club and she would do, like, some song about money. It was like, oh, you know, so maybe it was like, the best things in life are free but you can give it to the birds and the bees. I want money. So a lot of people would tip her a lot of money because she was doing this song about money. I mean, she ended up with, like, a lot of money. And then she would take out a blender.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she would pour in, like, vodka or scotch or Bailey's and then put the money.

[Monet X Change]

No, Bob, you're a liar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not lying. She put the Money in the blender. And then she would blend it and

[Monet X Change]

drink it and drink it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this was. This was pre Drag Race. So she'd end up with, like, a lot of money. It would be, like 100 bucks or so. And everyone's like, yeah, money, girl. They were, like, living for the notion. And then you see everyone's reaction change.

[Monet X Change]

It has to be online somewhere. I need to see this. And she would drink it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would drink it.

[Monet X Change]

What does that even do to your instinct? Your body can't even. How can your body process that girl? She's still here, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, yeah, she would fucking drink.

[Monet X Change]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That little son. Yeah, she would fucking. That was a really interesting number to witness because it was just. There was so much to take in. There was the notion that she just drank this money, that she blended everyone's dollars. But the part of it is like, well, you gave her the dollars, right? And it would have gone up her nose or down her throat. One of the two.

[Monet X Change]

I'm done. But, well. And then where's you, bitch? Where are you getting a blender from?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She would. She would have. It was at the. You know, at the risk. They had that DDA booth back there. Oh. And she would just pull it up.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the whole thing. Is it is happening? Is it time.

[Jacob]

If we're interested, it is time to do the very final wing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, ladies and gentlemen, but let's

[Jacob]

talk about our journey so far. How. How are you feeling? How. What did you think was going to happen? How.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was going to get hotter ways way earlier. Me, too. It didn't get hot until, like, seven.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, eight was a wild one.

[Monet X Change]

Eight was wild. But the journey was just so tame. I agree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first five.

[Monet X Change]

First six.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first six were nothing. Nothing for me, anyway. I do remember feeling a little bit of heat the first time. I mean, obviously the spittle was when I was really losing my shit. And I am nervous about this one.

[Monet X Change]

I'm very nervous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had to cough when I drank it. So I had it in my mouth, but then I had to cough, and then I was laughing because I coughed. So it was like a whole. A whole thing. Can you please tell us how many Scovilles are in this we're going to do?

[Jacob]

It is 2. Well, the. The website says TBA, but I believe it is 2 million. Over 2 million Scovilles. It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is a hot sauce made by Hot Ones. It's called the Last Dab Is. No, it's called Apollo made with the Apollo pepper. There are nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Are these peppers, like, man made or

[Jacob]

do you see it is over 2.5 million. Most of these peppers are genetically modified.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. I was gonna say. Cause nature would not produce this. This is some man made shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nature makes Full on poison.

[Jacob]

It's a combination of both. People, like, selectively breed their peppers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think nature would not make. Bitch, nature has plants that will end you. You smell this, It'll be your last time smelling the roses.

[Monet X Change]

I don't need you to pour my stuff. I'll pour my stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In fact, hold on. I'm gonna put this one away. We do each other.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I'm not. I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You pour mine.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want this rule. You pour mine. Oh, I'm gonna pour my own. I don't want any part of this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

rule that you just made up. I drenched it. Mine is pretty drenched, too. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mo, Mo.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just diving in? How's it smell?

[Monet X Change]

It's mustardy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm very nervous about this one.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna splap this one off. Monet, I love you very much.

[Monet X Change]

Are we dying?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Over 2 million 2.5 Scoville's, honey. Welcome to Scoville, Pennsylvania. All right.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't taste good.

[Jacob]

So in your opinion, who is the best dancer in Drag Race history?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kennedy Davenport is an amazing dancer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's phenomenal.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Kennedy Davenport is probably the best. That one move always gets me is the. The kick, kick, kick. Both Chi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chi Devane also did some.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Truly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what was up with number eight. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Cause this isn't that bad, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not going back again. That's how you got fucked up the first time. Going back for a second bite. It's all the sauces. Why did you do this?

[Monet X Change]

All the sauce, every roll at once.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why did you do this?

[Monet X Change]

Cause I'm proud of myself for doing this today. It's a little hot now, but yeah.

[Jacob]

Eight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Eight was the worst.

[Monet X Change]

Eight was the worst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what was up with number eight, but she was. She did not come to play with it.

[Monet X Change]

And the only different thing was the texture. The texture of number eight was the only different thing than anything else. I think that's what it. Cuz, because the texture is so thick. We put so much on there, I think.

[Jacob]

Fuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why? I was six afraid of seven, bitch. Why was seven afraid of Eight? Why did all of us just got an eight? Because eight was bananas. This one is.

[Monet X Change]

My lips are burning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that I would. I. Now I wish I had gone on hot ones. Cause I would have fucking crushed.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would do hot ones. Well, now we can handicam like, bitch. We already know what's going to happen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We crush. To be honest, these could have all just been replaced with ketchup. We could have been lying this whole time.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, this is what. We did it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Could you act that well?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I tricked you, number eight. You think that was real? You think that was really. That was not hot. You really think. Which I'm saying. Lucian.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's go. Will we catch up? We'll do one ketchup on the end. You ready, Monet?

[Jacob]

One ketchup. But you need to act like this is the spiciest, hottest wing you've ever had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not Jacob with the acting challenge.

[Monet X Change]

All right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are gonna act like this. Ketchup is the.

[Monet X Change]

Here we go.

[Jacob]

And scene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, you ready, Ma? How many Scovilles is this one, Jacob? This one is called Heinz Tomato.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. That's the name. Hear the name? Heinz.

[Jacob]

15 billion Scoville units.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not that many.

[Jacob]

15 billion. It's genetically mod chili pepper. It's not FDA approved.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So how much hotter is this one than number eight?

[Jacob]

This is 120 times hotter than number eight.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's just do it. Don't chew it. But just. Just like. Oh, I can't. I can't, Mon. I can't. I literally can't take. Jacob, get the.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. Oh, my God. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Oh,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't. I can't do this with Jacob. You have to. It's hot. It's hot.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Jacob]

And I'm seeing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ew.

[Monet X Change]

I was almost gonna bob her face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Viola.

[Monet X Change]

From seeing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm waiting for your gig, mama.

[Monet X Change]

I'm seeing. The milk almost made me upchuck. I hate milk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ray, comment below. How did we do? Was it good or was it not good?

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love you, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I love you, too, girl. This was number eight. I hate. I hate the number eight now, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Drag my season and cease.

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