The One Where We Get Superpowers

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast

Episode: The One Where We Get Superpowers
Date: February 5, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen (with producer Jacob)

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Overview

In this riotously funny and thoughtful episode, Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen dive into drag world drama, pop culture hot takes, philosophy of superpowers, comic book lore, and the realities of responsibility. Through their signature banter, quick wit, and playful rivalry, they explore everything from online drag beefs to imaginative debates about which superpowers they’d want—and if they’d actually use them for good.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Plane Jane Drag Drama

[02:02–13:00]

• Incident Recap: Bob and Monét unpack the ongoing drama involving drag performer Plane Jane, sparked by critiques of Jane’s Drag Race talent number ("Burger Finger") and Jane’s subsequent clapbacks on social media.
  • Bob’s Take: Criticizes the performance for lacking artistic merit compared to acts like Willow Pill’s Toaster number.
  • Monét’s View: Defends Jane’s humor, but admits "Burger Finger" wasn’t to her taste.
  • Both hosts mock the subtweeting, wish Jane would just tag Bob, and giggle about how drag drama gets amplified online.

Notable Quote – Bob [03:14]:
“It doesn’t have as much artistic merit... as the Toaster in the Bathtub number that Willow Pill does.”

Notable Quote – Monét [06:17]:
“Gay or bars. Yeah, I’m into it.” (On Bob's joke about possibly releasing "Taco Head" to compete with "Burger Finger")

• Bob’s Music Video Petty: Bob critically compares the YouTube numbers of Plane Jane’s "Burger Finger" video to others and jokes about being “just reporting the news.”
• Public Beef: Discussing why Plane Jane and others may or may not actually want direct beef with Bob, with references to previous public feuds.

2. Online Fandoms & Social Media Fear

[13:10–14:10]

• Monét and Bob reflect on why it’s smart to have a healthy fear of intense fanbases (“The Barbs are scary, girl”).
• Bob stresses valuing your safety and not pretending to be untouchable.
• Monét: “Some people are crazy... I’ve never been a ‘not scared of nobody’ type of girl.”

3. Drag Race Recap & Contestant Critique

[22:01–26:54]

• RPDR Live/Watcher Episode: Monét mourns Mirage’s elimination and the editing of her monologue.
• The hosts break down performances and runway looks, especially Q (“the brick”), Plasma, and Plane Jane, with playful accusations of Monét stanning for certain queens.
• Meta Commentary: Bob playfully accuses Monet of “doing a voice” and calls her out for being high, referencing running inside jokes about “Mesopotamia” (Monét’s euphemism for being out on mind-altering adventures).

4. Mesopotamia, Mushrooms, and Trips

[18:26–22:00 & 26:41–29:39]

• Running gag about Monét microdosing and her “little walk” in Joshua Tree, which fans assume means she’s tripping.
• Monét [20:01]: “We can’t call it ‘the one where you do shrooms’... it’ll be called the one where Monet has mushroom pizza.”

5. Fourth Dimension, Interstellar, and Sci-Fi Riffs

[29:39–35:10]

• Monét brings up "Interstellar" and their previous discussions about higher dimensions.
• Bob gives a surprisingly lucid Metrical breakdown: “There could be a creature literally right next to your head, but it wouldn’t technically be next to your head or in front of your head. It’d be around your head.”
• Discussion flows to the tesseract, perception, and Christopher Nolan’s directorial lineage.

6. Superhero Cinema & Comic Book Lore

[36:10–40:14]

• Batman vs. Superman: Bob contends that Batman is more compelling due to his moral complexity and lack of superpowers, while Superman is “just a guy with a lot of courage in the face of kryptonite.”
• Arguments about Joker’s motives and origins; whether the movie or comics are canon, referencing Joaquin Phoenix and multiple Joker backstories.

7. Would You Be a Superhero? Superpower Debate

[41:03–55:34]

• Main game: If you had superpowers, would you actually become a hero or just try to live quietly?
• Superpower Generator:
  • Monét gets: Power negation (can cancel nearby powers), hydrokinesis (water control), omnilinguism (understand all languages).
  • She repeatedly says she’d just want to live her normal life, not seek out heroics.
  • Bob [43:00]: “Bear in mind, you can still get shot. Like, you’re not—”
  • Monét [45:32]: “No. I just want to live a normal life. I don’t want my powers.”
  • Debate about the limits of their powers and how much real-world utility they’d have.

Highlight – Monét [52:05]:
“I am an omega. I am a class five mutant with my powers, bitch!”

Bob [52:26]:
“There’s 20 classes. You’re class five, honey.”

• Moral Responsibility: If you see someone in danger, would you act (Monét says yes, but not as a professional hero). Test scenarios involve stopping tsunamis and boiling people’s blood (as a villainous use).
• Roleplay Skit: Bob becomes a villainous nemesis, each recites their given powers, with Jacob joining the superpower comparison.

8. Superpowers Get "Nerfed"

[54:38–57:27]

• Bob insists Monét can only control as much water as she can physically carry, playfully accusing her of overpowering her "character."
• Discussion of actual weights (“that’s about two hippos,” “55 bathtubs”) as the upper limit for water manipulation.

9. Closing Riffs and Affection

[57:28–58:46]

• More ribbing about superpower limits.
• Bob crowns Monét “Queen of the Aqua World, Aqua Trans.”
• The pair wrap up with loving affirmations and a reference to Monet’s headlining performance.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Bob [03:14]: “It doesn’t have as much artistic merit... as the Toaster in the Bathtub number that Willow Pill does.”
• Monét [04:06]: “Critique stays the same. Burger Finger was not my type of humor. I said that.”
• Monét [13:40]: “Yeah, I ain’t scared of nobody.”—then instantly recants: “I’ve never been that girl.”
• Bob [29:16]: “The earth is in the ICU.”
• Monét [52:05]: “I am an omega. I am a class five mutant with my powers, bitch!”
• Bob [57:08]: “A hippo is almost exactly two tons. No hippo is almost exactly two tons. You ate that.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Plane Jane Drag Beef: 02:02–13:00
• Fanbases & Fears: 13:10–14:10
• Watcher's RPDR Recap: 22:01–26:54
• Mesopotamia & Mushrooms Running Gag: 18:26–22:00, 26:41–29:39
• Fourth Dimension & Interstellar: 29:39–35:10
• Superhero & Joker Discourse: 36:10–40:14
• Superpower Debate & Roleplay: 41:03–55:34
• Power “Nerfing”: 54:38–57:27
• Wrap-up: 57:28–end

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Tone and Language

• Classic Sibling Rivalry: incredibly candid, sometimes profane, always playful; a mix of sharp pop culture critique, campy drag banter, and deep nerd debates.
• Monét and Bob lovingly roast each other and their community but never lose their underlying affection.

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Summary for New Listeners:
This episode is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: it’s raucous, irreverent, insightful, and full of love. Whether you’re invested in the drag world, comic books, or just love fast-paced, hilarious banter, “The One Where We Get Superpowers” is a wild ride through performance art, internet culture, and the age-old question: if you got powers, would you really want to use them for anyone but yourself?

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

hey, y', all, it's Monet. Here I am doing a second run of my show, Life Be Lifeing at Joe's Pub, February 10th, 11th and 12th. So, baby, smash them tickets up and sell a bitch out again, because we did it the first time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Peace. My name is Bob the Drag Queen, and I'm Monet X Change. And this is sibling rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we address the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

drama with Plane Jane. We scale back Monet's superpowers, and we

[Monet X Change]

find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm AI.

[Monet X Change]

Am I? AI?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I? Okay, Google and we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, if I'm in Mesopotamia, that means I've taken too many. We don't need to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think for the first time ever, I'm the one and not Monet. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

No, but, girl. Okay, first of all, I'm in Joshua Tree. I am on my little hike, being one with nature. And then I come back to my phone and it is pandemonium. I cannot leave you alone for five minutes before you get yourself tangled up in something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Plane Jane said, mmm, No, I get that people can't compute me being both sexy as fuck and a clown. Who performs this number, who performed this number well before Drag Race, but this take is tired, which is me saying that I. Which is me being like, well, you Know, I don't know. I don't think that this number has a lot of artistic merit. And then she said, everything I did on Drag Race was authentic to who I am as a drag performer. And if it wasn't, I wouldn't be able to sell it. To sell it so fiercely, but go off. So I think that Ms. Jane is maybe a little bit upset.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Bob, you said that she didn't have that. So what y', all. If y' all in our washroom, what was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It doesn't have as much artistic merit. I didn't say it has no art. I said it doesn't have as much artistic merit as. As the Toaster in the Bathtub number that Willow Pill does.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And, you know, and we're artists with sensitive about her shit. So she thinks she, you know, she takes that personally, which she is entitled to do. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn, you chose her side. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not choosing her side because the number one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because the number one comment under the video is you saying, points were made. So now what's up?

[Monet X Change]

But also, I was talking about. Not specifically about Plane Jane. My thing is going back to your point earlier, saying that Drag Race has divulged into this thing, which I. I agree. I 1000% agree that Dak Draggers has divulged into this thing. But I also think that Plane Jane is funny, and I've been liking her this season, but a lot of people haven't, so there's also that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you think Burger Head was busting with her sister? Was bubbling and bursting.

[Monet X Change]

Critique stays the same. Burger Finger was not my type of humor. I said that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you bow down at the altar of playing Jane? Why are you afraid of her?

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so then she tweeted,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we got

[Monet X Change]

all the receipts on your ass

[Bob the Drag Queen]

on me. I have it right here. She said, frankly, it's rude, which is kind of hilarious for Plane Jane to be like, someone's rude. It's honestly kind of camp to be like, well, that's rude. Honestly, it's kind of camping iconic. Frankly, it's rude for alum rude girls who claim Burger Finger has less artistic merit than other shittier talents.

[Monet X Change]

Also, why not just, like, tag you? Like, like, she should just tag you. Like, the vague tweeting is a little while. I'm like, who? Artistic merit. Bob said that. Just tag you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Back in the day, we called it vague booking. You remember Vague book.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Vague book. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Instead of Facebook, vague book. But why did she say other shittier talents? Because is she specifically Referring to me because the only thing we compared it to was the toaster in the bathtub bit and the baloney bit.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it's weird to me that she says, frankly, it's rude for alum ru girls who claim Burger Finger has less artistic merit than other shittier talents, especially girls that never had to prepare talent numbers for their original seasons. Let's see you do better, Grandma.

[Monet X Change]

Grandma,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do think that I could do a better song than Burger Finger. I mean, I did write Taco Head.

[Monet X Change]

Taco Head.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote Taco Head off the rip. I had Taco Head written and ready to, like, literally just off the top of the dome. So you all comment below. Should I officially write and release Taco Head? I mean, I do have an EP coming out February 9th, so maybe I'll just do a double whammy release. I'll just do Taco Head.

[Monet X Change]

Gay or bars. Yeah, I'm into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I want to say that I understand being on the show and being like, you know, being like, well, that hurt. So feeling inclined to defend yourself. But it was weird that she ran those, like, shit. Other shittier talents. And it's not like I've never prepared, like, talents. This is true. I did not do a talent show for RuPaul's Drag Race. That is absolutely correct. That is undeniable. So, yeah, I did not do. I didn't have to do a talent show, per se, which is true. But it does also kind of just seem like. Like a. Like an attempt to promote her music video Burger Finger, and.

[Monet X Change]

And many anime. It's fierce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You thought. You thought Burger Finger, the music video was fierce.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't see. I didn't see that there's a music video now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. This is all an attempt to promote her music. I feel like it's because she tagged her music video Burger Finger, so it feels like an attempt to promote the music video.

[Monet X Change]

I thought maybe it was just for the talent show number. I didn't realize she has, like, an actual music video for Burger Finger. I did not know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Plane Jane and Big Atlas both promote the video. I mean, are in the music video Burger Finger. It came out two weeks ago, and it has 12,000 views.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you are so rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not. I'm just. I'm reporting the news. Oh, my God. Everything's not a dig, Monet. Everything is not a dig. My God. But I will say Sapphire Crystal released her video three weeks ago, and it has 139,000 views. She did. Oh, mio babino caro. And it has 139, 000 views. But also, I feel like maybe in playing James the Fits, I do believe that maybe Burger Finger was. No, it was released two weeks ago. It was, like, fully released two weeks ago. So, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm typing in Plain Jane. It's not even popping up when I search for it on. On YouTube. Am I typing it wrong? Am I tripping? I mean, I am stripping a little something, but I know it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm typing this Plane Jane and Big

[Monet X Change]

Atlas, but I type in Plain Jane Burger Finger, and it does not come up. That's a problem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, go to her Twitter and click it from there. I don't know. Tell you it's out there. I'm looking straight at it. You want me to send you a link?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I found it now. Okay, this is not good marketing. Babe. Babe, it's. This is the thing. Like, no, you are a mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Watch out. Watch out. You're next.

[Monet X Change]

I don't give a. I'm just. I'm trying to get this some marketing advice. Like, put your picture on here, babe. Like, I. If I would not even listen to herself. What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't care about. You don't care about playing Jane?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Don't try to roll for me to your drama with your person. I've had my fights on behalf of you. Many too many.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be fair. To be fair, though, I don't know that Plane Jane is as equipped to fight as Tamisha Iman. You know what I mean? But I will say this. I will say this. It doesn't seem like a fair fight between me and Plane Jane. The playing field just doesn't seem even. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

How so, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I don't think she's prepared for the whirlwind of coming for Bob the Drag Queen. Honey,

[Monet X Change]

are there any who have suffered the wrath of coming out to Bob the Drag Queen before?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never really. I mean, I don't know that I've ever really, really had public beef with anyone. I mean, I've kind of had public beef with a few people, but never really. And I don't think Plane. I don't honestly think that Plane Dan is really that mad. I mean, she thinks I'm a little bit rude, but. But, I mean, Lucia. Well, Luciani came to my party.

[Monet X Change]

Now Lucia. Lucia came against me. Where he at now? In the madhouse.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know a bitch named Playing Jane. She give me back pain.

[Monet X Change]

I know that bitch is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, that being said, Monet, I mean, I feel like Maybe we'll invite Ms. Jane onto the podcast and have a conversation. What do you think? I don't know what the proper route is, but what I do know is that Plane Jane has her feelings. Her feelings are valid, but, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I think she's probably getting it from. From both ends, too, right now with all the fans because of her behavior in past weeks, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah, this is true. Like, it does feel like the entire world is coming at you. Like, all these fans coming at me now. Bob the drag queen and his little boyfriend. His little shady boyfriend and Monet exchange. You always roping me into your drama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ugh.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? Oh, mandatory meeting. Has come out as trans. Good, fresh product.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Also, Cheetah Rivera passed away today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl, you can't just. You can't just drop that, girl. It's been over the news.

[Monet X Change]

What the hell have you been?

[Jacob]

She was 91.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we getting dragged by planes?

[Monet X Change]

Internet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dang. Cheetah Rivera. I feel like I got to see her once. No, I went to go see a show where she. I went to go see her in a show like, 15 years ago, maybe a little less. Maybe like. Maybe like 13 years ago. But she had called out, and they were like, cheetah Rivera never calls out. You guys don't realize how crazy it is because. Because the guy who wrote pina coladas, if you like pina colada, that guy Colada.

[Jacob]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wrote a musical. Like a choose your own ending musical. And Chita Rivera was in it on Broadway. I wanna say I'm having Internet problems, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry. I had to move. I had to plane. Jane's fans doxed me, and I had to relocate my plane.

[Monet X Change]

Well, so the whole Nicki and Meg thing happened, and I made a tweet about it, and I was like, monet, take the sweet down you bought. You busted ass bitch. I did delete it. You scared me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, they got something. Lux lead her. I don't even know what Lux is leading. I think Lux just deleted, like, a side eye emoji. She deleted hers, too.

[Monet X Change]

It's. It's. It's rough out here. The barbs. The barbs are scary, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was saying this is not a time to try to be tough. This is not a time to be like, I ain't scared of nothing. Be scared. Not being scared of nothing is foolish. Be scared of you if you just got another. You don't value you don't value anything. Value your life. Value your life. Be scared of something. Something it's okay to be scared of. It's okay to be a little afraid of something every once in a while.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I ain't scared of nobody.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should be.

[Monet X Change]

Some people are crazy, you know, I don't think. I've never been that. I've never been a. I'm not scared of nobody type of girl. I've never been that girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, me either. I'm like, I am scared of some things. I am quite scared of some things because some folks in these streets be acting wild, unhinged and bananas, and I'm not about to risk. I have too much going on for me and my loved ones to be out here in these streets trying to risk it all for a biscuit. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, it's always crazy. Like, no shade. Like. Like these. Like. Like these crazy videos on Reddit or whatever. And, like, two people get into, like, a little argument and someone, like, throws acid on the other person. I'm like, what? I'm like, bitch, that is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

also.

[Monet X Change]

Why did you have acid in your car? To just throw it on somebody to burn them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it?

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's why I was telling you. That's why I was saying, like, I don't. That's why everyone was like, bob's always talking about how he doesn't want to fight. This is why I'm not trying to fight nobody. I will run before I fight. I will run far before I fight. It ain't worth it. I saw this video of this guy on Reddit yesterday. And by the way, trigger warning to anyone who's sensitive to unalivings and pew, pew violence and the TikTok talk. These guys were fighting, and this guy pulled out his gun, and the other guy chopped him in the neck. Took his gun and then what? And then just shot. And then just shot him with his own gun. Like, buh, buh, buh. And he just did, like, he walked away like John Wick. He was like, pop, boom, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, Nickelodeon. And walked away. I was like. And he thought he had. He was like, I'm the one with the blicky. And we'll talk more about this after this break. Close your eyes.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. Welcome back, Monet. Who should we invite to the show on May 5th at the Netflix's Joke Festival?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I'm a little. I mean, here's the thing. Who do we want to invite? Like, as a special guest? Yeah, you know what? I know Chelsea's in town. Oh, no. She did our podcast already. Or do we do hers? Yeah, we did both. She did ours and we did hers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Never. So Chelsea is a good one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fortune Wanda Sykes. Fortune Feimster. Wanda Sykes.

[Monet X Change]

Those would be great ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mateo Lane will probably be in town. That's always a great one. Mateo.

[Monet X Change]

We have not had Mateo girl at this point. This is Mateo's. He is his product. He is stealing rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you have something against Mateo? Is it like you don't like him or what?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I'm not letting you bait me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can tell me, and if there's not the case, you can just say that's not the case. We can just go from there.

[Monet X Change]

This is Z Way shit. I'm not looking. You're not doing this to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what do you mean you think Z Way shit?

[Monet X Change]

Her talk show was so good on Showtime. I don't understand, because sometimes you see something running. I'm like, this got eight seasons. But this other thing that was so dope didn't. Again, I'm sure there are reasons why numbers and whatever, but socially, it just seemed like it was. Doing it had such a huge impact socially. So why not keep it around?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't work over at Showtime, I was over. I did one episode of Z Way. It was a very wonderful experience, and I hope that she. I mean, she's obviously found herself a platform where she replatforms herself on. On YouTube, doing her own interviews. They're just. Probably just gonna be fewer and further apart. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The George Santos one was everything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was wild. She got a lot of criticism for that one, actually. They're like, why are you platforming him?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well. But she already also. Bitch. He was a Speaker of the House. Or not speaker of the House. He was a fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was the president.

[Monet X Change]

Like, he obviously has some reach to become political office. So, you know, what are you doing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in the justice tree? We're I know people doing Joshua Tree. What do you mean, you know people doing Joshua Tree? It's kind of.

[Monet X Change]

It is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a known fact that. That a woman do go to Mesopotamia. In Joshua Tree, I posted a hike.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone was like, all day. People replying like, girl, Mesopotamia again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, no, whatever.

[Monet X Change]

I posted a hike on my Instagram stories. People were like, oh, my God, Monet going to mess with seeing me again. I was like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you had like, okay, first of all, the fact that you are the one constantly on the podcast talking about your love for microdosing and drugs and trips. I dose and shrooms. And then you're like, why would everyone say I was going to entertainment? Because, bitch, that's where you be.

[Monet X Change]

You know where I'm at. You know where I be. Oh, to be. Don't give a fuck about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what are you doing in Mesopotamia? I mean, what are you doing in dress retreat? You never told me just to hang out.

[Monet X Change]

We're just hanging out. It's myself, Andy, Taylor, Taylor's partner, and Tim.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You haven't done anything? A little. You haven't gone on any trips.

[Monet X Change]

I want a trip right now. Well, not like writing. I mean, that made Joshua Trees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you at work, high off your gourd? This is so irresponsible.

[Monet X Change]

I am not high.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you do shrooms, then do the podcast?

[Monet X Change]

I would do that. I think it was a very interesting experience. I would do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I would have fun, but I think. Well, we can't call it the one where you do shrooms. I don't think you can legally call it that. But we'll just. Just so you guys know, down the line, it'll be called the One where Monet has Mushroom Pizza. Mushroom pizza. Just so you guys know, if you ever see one called the One where Monet has mushroom Pizza, that is exactly what's going on. Should we do that, Jake? Is that crazy?

[Jacob]

The one where Monet is in Mesopotamia

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or the one where Monet is. Should we call it the One where Monet has mushroom Pizza, or should we call it the one where Monet is in Mesopotamia?

[Monet X Change]

One Monet is. No, because if I'm in Mesopotamia, that means I've taken too many. We don't need to be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I thought best payment was a good thing.

[Monet X Change]

It was a good thing, but I don't want to be. I don't want to be doing a podcast where everyone's taking me in investment botania. I want to be there. I don't Need y' all to be, like, looking at me like, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you're going to be drooling.

[Monet X Change]

You and this fascination and this thing that you've made up. Now. People tell me stuff like, sure, I drool sometimes in, like, a normal person,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but no, no more than normal.

[Monet X Change]

More than normal. It happens in the video sometimes. Someone be like, monet, there it is. And people are writing, putting fucking time codes when I do it. And I'm like, jesus, this is too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to point out there the reason why. The reason why I say you drill more than normal. There are no. There's no evidence of me drooling out mysteries. Except maybe on the spot on the Hot Ones. On the Hot Ones, I was drooling. But besides the Hot Ones episode where the Hot wings. There's. There's no of me out here in these streets. None.

[Monet X Change]

There is where I'm gonna let them find it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have nothing. Okay? You don't. You don't know what you're talking about. You don't have anything. Also, I know this is not Watcher, but we never heard your. Your thoughts on the episode of Watcher

[Monet X Change]

that you missed with the RPDR Live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mm.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I am so. I am gutted, absolutely gutted that Mirage went home. I liked Mirage as a character, even though it was only two episodes. But I think from the Meet the Queens and stuff, we're really getting. I like Mirage. I think you were obsessed with Mirage. I was like, I liked her. She was a good character on the show. I'm really sad she went home, and I didn't think that her monologue was that bad.

[Jacob]

Like, sorry, we disconnected for, like, 30 seconds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I don't know what you were just saying.

[Jacob]

This computer, this, this. That's a hotel WI FI issue. But the hotel WI fi, it's gonna come back. It does that, like, every 15 minutes. We're gonna keep going. It's gonna be great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. Also, Jacob's rarely ever on the podcast. Get in here, Jacob. But you were on the podcast recently, and people really were happy with your. Your. You announcing us.

[Jacob]

I mean, I think the context of the clip that people are missing is that I announced you a first time without a microphone, because I thought it was on. I went up and I said, is this on? Can everybody hear me? And nobody said anything. So I assumed somebody. The correct drum would be like, your mic's not off. And nobody did. So then I went on, I did an announcement, and I killed it. I did a great job. And then people were like, Your mic's not on. And I was like, you could have told me one. Anyway, it's fine. But that's why I say I killed it, because I killed the first opening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you look really cute when you look at. I killed it. I killed it. It's very, very adorable.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, we're talking about RPDR live. RDR live. So, yes, I'm very sad that Mirage went home, and I did not think that her performance in the challenge was that bad. Like, was it a spot on opening? But no, she was giggling and laughing at herself. I think they made it out to be worse than it was. In my honest opinion. The sketches, I didn't. Okay, now, I'm. Let me say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I like Q. Like, I love what she did in the ball last week. I didn't understand the brick thing. Like, I thought it was. I mean, dare say it wasn't one of the worst ones, but it definitely wasn't. Like. Like, it was hilarious, and it was genius, and you just can't teach that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, sure, when.

[Monet X Change]

But that was, like, that was. Those are the critiques she was getting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is true. I do think that she could have taken it further with the visual comedy, because she is a brick. Like, everyone knows what a brick drag queen is, and she wasn't bricky enough for me. And I also feel like,

[Monet X Change]

can I get mine?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're right. I apologize. Continue.

[Monet X Change]

I liked plasma. I think that plasma did a really good job with the Barbara thing. And I think that also, though, I mean, we all know this. Sometimes they pick and choose when and, like, when the runways are gonna, like, really go over the top. But if you look going, like, for the whole package, like, plane, Jane's Runway was really fucking good. And also, I think she did a good job in the challenge. So technically, I think she could have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

won, but it looks like we were in some. Also, your favorite one.

[Monet X Change]

Plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Your favorite.

[Monet X Change]

You're trying to goat me. You're trying to evade me into a thing. I like plasma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of a.

[Monet X Change]

Does plasma do annoying things in the show? And yes, I'll call Lizelle, but I like plasma. I actually think she's talented.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you trying to play? What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

[Monet X Change]

Because you and Jacob are starting to sing. Oh, my God, Monet. Plasma is Monet's Blair this season. No. Anyway, dare I say also, I think she has a really good voice. Like, plasma. In the first challenge, I think she did too much, but she's a good singer. She sounds good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can I overcome that? Now you, Odin. Now you, Odin. She has a beautiful voice.

[Instacart Narrator]

And.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's just kind and. And just a delicious hole. Just like a tasty little hole. And also, also a philanthropist and I think a part time nun even. And I think I'm like, all right, Monet, we get it. Now you trying to overcome it's giving is giving. You got caught. I can't stop talking if it's voice, because I imagine this is what she's doing in these lives.

[Jacob]

Like,

[Monet X Change]

What voice? Now you gotta explain. I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is no voice. There is no voice. And I'm not talking about anything. There's literally not a voice. And I'm also literally not talking about anything. Like, you're tripping. You're in Mesopotamia again.

[Monet X Change]

What's going on?

[Jacob]

I'm texting you, Mona. I'm texting you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are you always so fucking confused? Why are you always so damn confused? Constantly.

[Monet X Change]

All the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the time. There is no voice. What are you talking about? There is the voice.

[Monet X Change]

So now you know what I mean

[Bob the Drag Queen]

when I say there's no voice.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Right? Yes, for a second. Because I did have. I did have some mushroom piece earlier. And then so I was like, oh,

[Jacob]

my God,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was this on your little walk, Girl? To be honest, me and Jacob were like, I don't know if I'm not gonna make it, but she's out here walking in these deserts, the streets. Like, is mone gonna make it back in time?

[Monet X Change]

Someone? You were like, when you just now and you were like, mon voice. I was like, wait,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yo, mon is high. Is high.

[Monet X Change]

No. So when you were like, I'm doing a voice. I was like, wait, am I making this song? I saw

[Bob the Drag Queen]

hits when the pizza finally hits. When the carbs hit. Girl, the carbs are hitting. You're. You're in carb overload right now.

[Monet X Change]

No. And then it happens. Have you ever seen the movie Interstellar?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, no. What's it about?

[Monet X Change]

Matthew McConaughey. And he's an astronaut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. The whole movie's about mephico hunting astronaut. Come on, man, give me something.

[Monet X Change]

He's an astronaut. He goes out into space and they like. Because Earth is like dying of this.

[Instacart Narrator]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I never quite understood why the earth was dying. Like, why was the Earth. Jacob, do you know, girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is because it is. What do you mean why, bitch? It is dying.

[Monet X Change]

Like, they couldn't like, eat any crops and like, it was like really fucked up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, it was the earth was like, that's all real. That's happening. For real. For real. You're like, this is crazy. Why would the Earth be dying? She's on her last leg. The Earth is in the ICU.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

So why that's relevant is because I remember a few podcasts ago, or it was like on the Amber Rose thing we kind of talked about a little bit. But also on our own podcast, you brought up this concept that I'd never heard of of, like the. Well, not never heard of, but I never like conceptualized of the fourth and fifth dimensions. And I was like, yo, this shit is crazy. It's really a very interesting way.

[Instacart Narrator]

How do you.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, interstellar. And interstellar plays with that phenomenon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it talks about the fourth dimension.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's how he's able to communicate in like the past, but in the future. It's wild. It's like a wild ride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Interstellar in theory, God is a fourth dimensional being. I don't know if we talked about the fourth dimension on this podcast before, but the way the fourth dimension works is we can't perceive it in our three dimensional existence. We can't even have a concept of what it means to be in the fourth dimension. When you think about a piece of paper and you see a stick figure, the stick figure can look left, right, up and down, but it can look this way and then it loses everything in this field of vision and then it can look that way and then it loses everything here to here. Then it can be up and it gets all like in a circle, but it can't see in the sphere. In fact, let's, let's, let's, let's talk about this bird. So it can see in a circle, but it can't see in a sphere.

[Monet X Change]

Right, Right, right, right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or it can see in a circle, but it can't see in a cylinder.

[Jacob]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does that make any sense?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it can't look, it can look on a diagonal like that, but it can't look on a diagonal like this. So anything existing off the paper,

[Shannon Maldonado]

it

[Bob the Drag Queen]

can't even perceive it. So the way that we interact with the two dimensional being, when we like erase it or draw it, it doesn't actually see us. It just manifests and it exists. And we just keep putting things in the two dimensional world, but they're just being placed in there with, but they don't see where they're coming from. And that's us with a fourth dimension there. There could be a creature literally right next to your head, but it wouldn't technically be next to your head or in front of your head. It'd be around your head.

[Monet X Change]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or it could also be like existing completely around you. Like you could be, you could be inside just like, just like if you take a piece of paper and put it in a backpack, the piece of paper is inside of a three dimensional thing. Because the truth is even paper itself is actually three dimensional. Paper itself is actually not two dimensional. But the plane the paper exists on is two dimensional.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yes. See, I mean. Yeah, this is wild. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, it's just one line.

[Monet X Change]

It's just left and right, which is so boring. Who wants to be that? Or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think, I don't think you have to choose what dimension you're born into.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? No. Some is out here living a one dimensional life, but a lot of scientists

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are like, no, no, the, the, the fourth dimension is certainly real. They're like, it's not just a theory.

[Monet X Change]

Here's my thing. Like sure, we can dream about it and we can like pontificate and we can dream. Yes. I mean that in like a very, in a bigger way. Like sure, we can, we can, but how do we actually know if. Since it's something we cannot ever, ever really perceive. How do you know if it's real?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I don't think there's hypothesize about

[Monet X Change]

it all day long. And you can, yeah, because the quantum. But if we cannot even perceive it, then how do we know it's real?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think science has proven the fourth dimension, but I think that a lot of scientists are being like it is there even though they don't have any proof that it's there. But I don't think that science has actually proven the fourth dimension exists. And by the way, and then it goes on and on and on and on and on. And of course the way it works, the best way to think of it

[Monet X Change]

is like the tesseract. Yes. The tesseract is like a way that you to see all these things in a weird scientific way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the tesseract would be a multi dimensional thing. So we actually couldn't see a tesseract in real life. You can kind of, you can have a drawing on one, but you couldn't, you couldn't, you wouldn't be able to hold a tesseract in real life.

[Monet X Change]

Right. So it, oh, so interstellar they go, they finally get to this black hole and they go through the black hole. What you find out is at the core of the black hole. It's a tesseract. And the tesseract can. You can be through dimensions, like, go back in time. It's, like, kind of crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, we need to watch it. You should watch it. Watch it. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

It's such a good film. I've been sleeping on it for so long. It's a really good movie

[Bob the Drag Queen]

by Christopher

[Jacob]

Nolan, who did Inception. Batmans is one of those ones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know Christopher Nolan. Christopher Nolan? Yeah. Christopher Nolan did the Batmans with.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. He's not a block.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, he did Batman after Chris Columbus, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he did Batman Begins because Chris

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Columbus did the Campy Batmans.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then Tim Burton did the Michelle Pfeiffer and Danny DeVito Batmans.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Christopher Nolan did Batman with Dark Knight Rises.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he did Batman Begins, Dark Knight Rise, Dark Knight, and the Dark Knight Rises. He did those three. The trilogy.

[Jacob]

He did that full trilogy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he did. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Hold on. So I said it, but because Jacob said it and you believe it,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm getting points from. Points from both of you. It's not a competition. And that's mostly because you could never compete with Jacob. Let's make that clear, nigga. Let's make that clear. You don't have what it takes to compete with Jacob. Because like Jacob said at the cast show, I killed it. I killed it.

[Jacob]

This is completely unrelated. I was talking to Bob's mom today, and she was like, you know, sometimes I see queens and I look at them, and I'm like, that's a man. But every time I see Monet, I think, that's a woman.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, Jacob was holding his phone and Googling at the time. That's why I was asking Jacob. Jacob was literally holding his phone, like, googling. Why did you.

[Monet X Change]

In Hollywood, they're so obsessed with. Why are they so obsessed with the Batman stuff? Like, Batman has been done so many times. Batman and Superman. Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that Batman is. I think because I feel like I have a lot of theories about why Batman. Okay, Superman, more than Batman. Batman is a more complex character than Superman because Superman doesn't have. Superman doesn't actually have courage. Like, he only has courage when he's going up against someone with kryptonite. Other than that, Superman is just like, it's not courageous to kill a fly. You know what I mean? It's not courageous for you to kill a fly. Superman, we're all flies. Batman is just a guy with mummy and daddy issues fighting just some dude. Like, it'd be like if Elon Musk literally decided to become a superhero. That's how. It's just like some rich guy. If Jeff Bezos was like, I'm fighting crime, but I'm also doing it secretly and I'm not going to tell anyone. And also, Batman is supposed to have. Batman is supposed to be an extreme moral compass. Is he like. He's supposed to be like some moral compass? Yeah, because he. Because he, like, has all these rules and he. And, and he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't kill. He won't kill. That's like his one rule. And the Joker's constantly trying to get him to break his one rule, which someone said the other day. Someone said on our patreon was like, joker, Joker is a villain who has. Who doesn't have a point of view. That's not true. Joker does have a point of view. Joker likes to say he doesn't have

[Monet X Change]

a point of view.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sometimes he says he's just trying to show that all of us are broken. He's trying to show that all of us have no moral compass. Joker's trying to. You know when someone says everything has a price, Joker's like, what is the mental cost that you. That that will get you to break? Which is why the Joker was so obsessed with Harvey Dent breaking. Because he wanted to show that the most virtuous of them all was actually not a good person. That was the whole plan. And now he's trying to do it with Batman. He's constantly trying to prove that Batman is not. Is not more virtuous than you and me. Batman's just like you and I. He's just some fucking dude. I don't really watch the Joker movie of the day.

[Monet X Change]

Which one? The one. The one with Joaquin. Joaquin Phoenix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is what a great name Joaquin is.

[Monet X Change]

Is that his birth name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob? I'm pretty sure his name is Joaquin. But, like, what a great name. Joaquin is such a good name. Yeah, his name is Joaquin.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think of Joaquin's as being. I didn't realize what all the walking. I mean, do I know any Joaquin's?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you know Joaquin. I think you have some Hakeems.

[Jacob]

Actually, his last name. Phoenix is not his last name. His last name is Bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it really Joaquin? His name is Joaquin Raphael. Phoenix Bottom. Joaquin Bottom.

[Monet X Change]

Joaquin Bottom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But yeah, Joaquin is a. Is he Latinx? Is he Latino? I don't think so. He Mesquite. He Puerto Rican.

[Monet X Change]

He Puerto Rican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought he was Puerto Rican. But I just watched the. I just rewatched the Joker movie, and it kind of got some, like, shit for being like a edgelord movie, but it was a really good film.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, is it? Is. It was a really good. Especially when you don't. If you. I'm not going to say what a spoiler is if you don't know how the ends. I did not know that was coming. And it was. It's brilliant. I think it's a really great film

[Bob the Drag Queen]

from top to bottom, and it really shows the. It really gives the Joker some true backstory, which is why I say people can't. You can't just say the Joker is just some guy who just wants to see chaos. I think Joker is someone who kind of stumbles into chaos and sometimes creates it intentionally.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think there are some people that do want that from the world. They just want to see chaos that does exist. But also, I mean, I guess now that I'm thinking about the film and maybe. Maybe I need to rewatch it as well. But I remember watching the first time being like, oh, wow. Because you do learn so much about the Joker also. But is this real or is this just what this director made up, like, in, like, the comics? Is this. What is this what the Joker? Are these his origins?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't really know the comics. I don't know the comic well enough to. To. To know all that stuff.

[Jacob]

I mean, the comics aren't consistent. There are multiple iterations of the Joker that have different. It's like the spider verse. So, like, that. That for all intents and purposes, in the Dark Knight, that is his origin backstory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But different jokers have an intent and it's hint.

[Jacob]

For all intents and purposes.

[Monet X Change]

I know I was doing a bit.

[Jacob]

Oh, that was funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, everyone please come see me and Monet at Netflix's Joke. Jacob, he was affirming you. Affirm. He was affirming you. Do you think if you had superpowers, would you be a superhero?

[Monet X Change]

I'm a good person, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now you're having it. If you had. Say again.

[Monet X Change]

I said I'm a good person. So I would think I was. I was. I was. I would be a superhero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't ask you to be a person. I told you to be a superhero.

[Monet X Change]

You think you have powers. Like, if I had superpowers, would I use them to, like, to be a superhero?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Like this. That's just a lot of responsibility. I am taking on a lot of responsibility. And we often see in these things, at some point, like, you have the Incredibles. At some point you're just. You don't do enough and they will turn on you. It will be like, see, yeah, superheroes, they're saving everything. They're jumping through buildings and blah, blah, blah. At some point you're gonna break somebody leg. Something happens and the public will turn on you every time it happens.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's assign a power. Let's say you have super strength. That's all you have. You can't fly, all you have is super strength.

[Jacob]

We're gonna do the. A random super hit power generator.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But tell me what you think about super strength real quick. Like, okay, actually, Jacob has one where you get. It gives you three powers. Super strength is not enough to really

[Monet X Change]

be a super strength. I mean, yes, you can be a super. They make that a strength in certain, certain things. But I would like super strength alone. Like, I don't think I would be in like, the real world. Not in comic book world, not in, like, these Marvel universes that we've seen. Like, in the real world. What is super strength going to help me do besides build shit and be on site?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can fight, you can lift cars. You can fight, you can lift cars. You are strong enough to pick up a school bus. That's how strong you are.

[Jacob]

If like a building collapses, you'd be able to like, pick up the rubble and get people out before other, like, machines could get to them.

[Monet X Change]

Sure. But I don't think I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But bear in mind. But bear in mind, you. You can still get shot. Like, you're not. You're not.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not. I'm not impervious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So powers come in three. So we have three powers here for you. Ready? These are three powers. You have power negation, meaning you have the ability to cancel out the superpowers of others.

[Monet X Change]

So you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So do you want. Do you want it to be directional or anyone like, within like 100 meters of you has their powers canceled out? Which one do you want?

[Monet X Change]

I want within 100 meters. Yeah, no, but then. But that will work good and bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So which one do you want? Directional. One at a time. You can only do one at a time. Or it can be anyone. Anyone within 100 meters of you? No, not 100 meters. 100 yards. So anyone within a football field.

[Monet X Change]

What is 100. What is a meter?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

50ft.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Jacob, Jacob saying the 50. Anyone within 50ft of you.

[Monet X Change]

And this is my only. What, what, what are the other ones? No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, you know, you have Other powers. I'm just like. I'm just like. Do you want. Do you want the directional one person thing or do you. What is there.

[Jacob]

No, it's just these on the side.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait,

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, do y' all know what I have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, wait, so do you want the directional one person at a time or do you want the anyone around you?

[Monet X Change]

Well, here's like. Are we in like a superhero universe? Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're on the first power, Money. We're literally on the first power. You need to pick how you're.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, this is important. This is just me, everyday life. Then I don't even want this power. No one else is superhero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you don't get to pick. The powers have been chosen for you. Just like in real life, you don't get to pick your powers all the time. Sometimes they're chosen for you. So I'm asking, but I'm giving the option. You know, I'm deciding for you. It's anyone within 50ft because you're giving me fever. And you won't fucking pick. And now you have a hydrokinesis, the ability to control water. Generate or absorb water and moisture.

[Monet X Change]

I have hydrokinesis. I've been retaining water free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got that covered. Your third power is omnilinguism. The ability to understand any form of language. A natural polyglot. This can be accomplished in various ways so you can understand anything anyone is saying. You are a water bender and you can negate people's powers. Tell me now, are you a superhero?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you fighting crime?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Jacob]

Quitting drag?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you. What do you do? What do you do with your powers then?

[Monet X Change]

I just want to live. I don't. I just want to live a normal life. I don't want my powers. What do you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what do you do? Like. Like, for example, if you are out and about at a water park, do you do any kind of interesting things or do you just, like, chill?

[Monet X Change]

I just chill. I just want to be a normal person. I just want to exist. I hate, because back in the day when I would like do some of my powers, it became like a party show. I was like. I was like a fucking. I was like a fucking birthday clown. Like, bitch, I'm just trying to enjoy

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the beach like you.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want to be. No, I don't want to be doing this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, robot scenario. Robot scenario. Kevin. Are you Kevin?

[Monet X Change]

No. My name would be Joaquin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Joaquin. Hi, Joaquin. How are you?

[Monet X Change]

I'm good. What's up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am. My name is Dr. Cornelius. And we've been listening.

[Monet X Change]

I'm listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm sorry, what was that? We've been looking for you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm. I'm break. I'm talking to the people at home.

[Jacob]

Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

You can continue though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've been looking for you. And we notice that you've been hiding in plain sight.

[Monet X Change]

Who's we? Is it an army of you guys? Oh, over there.

[Jacob]

Hello.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, a lot of us, let's just say we're like you. We too have. We too have abilities. But we've noticed that none of us are able to access our abilities when we're around you. That's quite interesting. And can be quite useful to us. Now, you've been trying to live by the wayside. We know that you're a world famous drag queen. But we're wondering if you are interested in using your abilities to help make the world a safer place.

[Monet X Change]

I just want to exist, man. I want to take my kids the park and I just want to just not do this. You can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can still take your children to the park in the world that where you save. You will help other people be able to take their children to the park. Imagine people who want to take their kids to the park, but all bad guys.

[Monet X Change]

I don't want that. I just want to shoot them. See, we have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, we have to wrap you up. What you going to do? Suck our tears up?

[Monet X Change]

No, but if you want. Avatar. Avatar. If you really have hydrokinesis, that means I can control blood, bitch. Okay, so now I can control your body. Cause I'm so in tune with my powers, I can literally control the water that exists. Cause you know, human beings are 70% water, which I will make you combust. I will boil your shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you think you're gonna get away with that? Yes, because let's talk about what my powers are. Okay, let's talk about what my powers are.

[Monet X Change]

Automatic generator. Automatically generated. Don't just sign yourself down.

[Jacob]

We're gonna find generating them, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're gonna find out what you're dealing with.

[Jacob]

Generate. This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is who came. This is who walked up to you, honey. Okay, first of all, I have substance mimicry. Ability to transform into any substance that I touch. So I can turn into the driest piece of stone.

[Monet X Change]

And bitch, I will literally. I will destroy you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A stone.

[Monet X Change]

You can do anything you like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna be a stone heart stone.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna become this. Be the granite.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also have sound manipulation. The ability to manipulate sound.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, you are whack oh, well, sound is kinda. You can like, make my eardrums like, pop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I have the ability to transform into a gaseous mist or fog like form that is called sublimation.

[Monet X Change]

Nigga, you lame.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These are kind of lame powers. These are lame powers. These are lame powers.

[Monet X Change]

You are a scrub.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's see what. Let's see what the guy behind me had. The guy who was standing with his arm folded. Okay. Jacob has animation ability to bring inanimate objects to life or to free an individual from petrification. So when I turn myself into stone, you can free me if I get.

[Monet X Change]

If I get stuck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob also has night vision, the ability to see clearly in total darkness. And Jacob has energy conversion ability to absorb one form of energy and convert it into another form of energy.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all niggas is like, how y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

How y' all rolling up on these.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, that's a great power. Jacob could literally turn rays from the sun into like a plasma blast and wreck your whole shit. Let's be clear. Let me be clear, trashbox. My favorite quote. Let's be clear, trashbox. So Jacob's power is actually quite strong. Any form of energy. If there's light in the room, there's energy.

[Monet X Change]

I will tear you up. Will you stand? I will boil your shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How close do you think you have to be for you to. For your powers to work?

[Instacart Narrator]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Do you want to reroll and trade in your three for one? It's risky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. So Jay, wanna do you wanna reroll?

[Monet X Change]

No. I like my. I am good. I am an omega level threat with my powers. I'm good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you care? You're not even using them. You're trying to take your kids to the park. You don't need the power to take your kids to the park.

[Monet X Change]

Teach the roll. If I want raggedy old burger finger hating ass bitches walk up to me in a park, I can storm on them hoes. That's why I want my powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm training my powers in.

[Jacob]

But you can reroll your own.

[Monet X Change]

I would too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm ready.

[Jacob]

Oh, no, no. I'm gonna rerolling right now. You have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have automatic writing. The ability to write without conscious thought.

[Monet X Change]

You thinking you are lame

[Bob the Drag Queen]

now? I'm AI Am I AI yo. Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Okay, google. We're good.

[Monet X Change]

We're good over here, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was that? Automatic writing.

[Monet X Change]

I can understand any language. I have hydrokinesis. Like, that's fierce. And what was the first one? Oh, I can stop bitch. And I can mute people's powers around me. I am an omega. I am A class five mutant with my powers, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's 20 classes. You're in class five, honey.

[Jacob]

But you're still not a superhero.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but you're not a superhero. Isn't that crazy?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Cause I want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to walk you trying to walk your kid to school.

[Monet X Change]

Because some of us that get powers, y' all already thinking about world domination and how y' all can use y' all powers for bad. I just want to exist in an.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you make the world in a safer place?

[Jacob]

If you were walking on the beach and you saw, like, somebody drowning, like, offshore, would you use your powers to save them?

[Monet X Change]

Of course I would. Yes. But I don't want y' all to make me a superhero. I don't want to do that. Like, flying around the world finding shit to do. No.

[Jacob]

So if you're watching TV and you saw there was a tsunami that was going to, like, hit downtown la, did

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you rush down there?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, just. How am I. How am I gonna move all these people? I don't have. I'm not fast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but you can stop the tsunami?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, if I. Stuff like that, I will be able to. But then also, yeah, I'll do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know if you can stop an entire tsunami. You can't stop an entire tsunami. Like, how much water can you bend?

[Monet X Change]

I mean. I mean, storm could in theory. Storm could stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That controls weather, though. That's different than controlling water. Storm controls the weather. That's very different.

[Monet X Change]

How do you think a tsunami starts. Is with the weather? No, actually, with tectonic plates. Never mind.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, what I'm saying is storm controls weather. So digitally controlling water. Controlling weather is different things. And we're saying, do you have the ability. Term has the ability to create a tornado, but do you have the ability to stop an entire tsunami? Or can you control like. Like £100 of water? Or can you control, like, two tons of water? But a tsunami is, like, thousands of tons of water.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, it will be. It will break. I'll be there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, how many gallons of water?

[Monet X Change]

I'll be really like. I would like. I'll be like fucking 11.

[Shannon Maldonado]

From.

[Monet X Change]

From. Sure. Into things. I'm, like, bleeding and all these things trying to stop. But I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

You know, if I'm in this situation, we'll see. I don't know. But then you see this why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to do that.

[Monet X Change]

I just want to exist. I don't want to. I don't want to do this. I do not want to do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only amount of water you can control is the amount of water that you could physically hold in your hands. So, so the amount you could put in a bucket and hold, that's how much you can control.

[Monet X Change]

That is lame. You are trying to nerf my powers. Like you are some lame ass powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not. I'm just saying everything has to have, have a limit. So, yeah, you could still make my body boil as well, because you could, you could probably lift up like 130 pounds because that's how much I weigh. No, but for whatever you could lift, like, you, you could control that. But you can't. Like, but we can't just say you, you can now control all the water on Earth and make all the water on Earth jump out, jump off the surface of the earth. But you can't. But we have to give a limit to how much water you can control. But if you can control Jacob's anatomy or something like that, then yeah, you can control that. But you don't. You're not limitless.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, yeah, sure, but why? We're living in a world where we're

[Bob the Drag Queen]

just like, how much as much water as Monet could lift with her hands.

[Jacob]

So it's according to her muscles. So Monet works out a lot and like builds up her, her biceps.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jacob]

She can bend more water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Jacob]

That doesn't make sense.

[Monet X Change]

That doesn't make sense to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your offer then? According to you, you control the entire ECC board. Mon can empty up the Hudson river with a, with a, with a snap of her fingers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think that, I think like you put like maybe like 2 tons. Is that something I can do? And then further than that, you kind of. It's those scenes in the movie, right, where you're trying to like, I don't, but I don't know what the limit is. I had to work there, build there, but as a base, I'm cool with two tons. Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're losing two tons of water.

[Monet X Change]

That's like two hippos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How much water is in a bathtub? A hippo's not too. Is it hippo a ton?

[Jacob]

I don't think it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hippos a ton.

[Monet X Change]

I think they're like half a ton.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A ton is £2,000, right?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think. And that's, I think that's what a hippo is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A hippo weighs. Oh, more than two tons. Oh, my God. A hippo is almost exactly two tons. No hip was almost exactly two times. You ate that.

[Jacob]

So a bathtub is about 580 pounds over water.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Somebody here controlling 55 bathtubs, mon. See, that's too much power. You cannot control every bathtub in the apartment building. It's too much. Y' all need to rein it in. This is why.

[Monet X Change]

This is how the gag is, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Bob is trying to nerf me because this is. This can do.

[Shannon Maldonado]

AI

[Bob the Drag Queen]

well.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I'm trying to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all are. You're overpowering your k. You're overpowering yourself.

[Monet X Change]

You over here, you bitch. You are Adele. You are a gateway PC.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why you think Adele is. Oh, my God. Adele. Sorry, babes. If you were listening. Sorry. I think we've done the podcast today. Now that all. Now that the almighty water bender, Monet Exchan is here. Queen of the Aqua World, Aqua Trans is over here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I feel good. I was doing it. So after seeing Robbery Tour, I might. My head performance was really killing it, and now it got bad. It got bad.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say goodbye to everyone, Fish.

[Monet X Change]

Are we done?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We did it.

[Jacob]

Well, we did about 10 minutes before we started.

[Monet X Change]

All right. Okay. Bob, I had such a good time with you today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love you very much. I love the fucking water.