The One Where We Have to Be Nice III - Sibling Rivalry

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Podcast Summary: "The One Where We Have to Be Nice III"

Podcast Title: Sibling Rivalry
Episode Title: The One Where We Have to Be Nice III
Release Date: July 21, 2025
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

Introduction

In this lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, hosts Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen delve into the complexities of maintaining niceness within their dynamic friendship. Titled "The One Where We Have to Be Nice III," the episode combines humor, personal anecdotes, and playful conflict as the duo navigates what it truly means to be nice to one another.

Main Discussion: Defining Niceness

Monét initiates the conversation by challenging Bob to embody niceness throughout the episode, setting the stage for a series of interactions that test their ability to stay courteous.

Monét X Change [07:12]: "Let's define what is niceness. What is nice?"

Bob responds with skepticism, questioning how they can consistently uphold niceness, hinting at past instances where that balance was tested.

Bob the Drag Queen [07:04]: "Let's define what is niceness. What is nice?"

Playful Arguments and Strikes

As the episode progresses, Monént and Bob engage in a spirited debate over various topics, using the framework of being nice to highlight their differing perspectives. They introduce a system of "strikes" to monitor their behavior, adding a game-like element to their interaction.

Monét X Change [30:21]: "We start. Jacob, we get a little heated between both of you. So I think I'm gonna give Bob two, and I'm gonna give you one."

This segment emphasizes their commitment to the episode's theme while showcasing their natural chemistry and comedic timing.

Debating Pronunciation and Accents

A significant portion of the episode revolves around a disagreement over pronunciation, specifically the name "Morrow High School." Monént feels that Bob is mocking her accent, leading to a heartfelt exchange about respect and understanding.

Monét X Change [28:10]: "I would really appreciate it if that was not corrected or made fun of in this moment because it really makes me feel bad."
Bob the Drag Queen [28:34]: "You have a strike."

This interaction underscores the delicate balance between humor and sensitivity, a recurring theme in their friendship.

Analyzing Movie Lion Sounds

The hosts dive into a quirky debate about the authenticity of lion sounds in movies, with Bob asserting that most lion roars heard in films are actually recorded tigers.

Bob the Drag Queen [14:20]: "It stands true that when you hear a lion in a film, almost every single time, it is not a lion. It is a tiger."
Monét X Change [14:42]: "Tell me the lions. Show me this."

Their back-and-forth highlights their playful competitiveness and willingness to challenge each other's statements, all while maintaining a humorous tone.

Family Stories and Game Nights

Monént shares amusing anecdotes about family gatherings, particularly focusing on a game of Anomia played with her aunties. Bob adds his own stories, including interactions at Universal Studios and humorous incidents with Minion-themed outfits.

Bob the Drag Queen [56:43]: "I was clearly dressed like a Minion."
Monét X Change [64:17]: "We turn into a Duet."

These segments provide a personal touch, allowing listeners to connect with the hosts' real-life experiences and the humorous situations that arise from them.

Mental Health and Community Support

Interspersed within the episode are segments promoting mental health resources, emphasizing the podcast's commitment to addressing serious topics alongside their comedic content.

Jacob [31:00]: "Mental health. Honestly, I think so many of us have been there..."

This inclusion serves as a poignant reminder of the importance of mental well-being, resonating with listeners who may relate to these challenges.

Conclusion and Reflections

As the episode winds down, Monént and Bob reflect on their discussions, acknowledging the challenges of maintaining niceness while embracing their authentic selves. They reiterate their belief in each other's strengths and the foundation of their enduring friendship.

Monét X Change [37:33]: "And that's what makes us such a good friendship, because the things that you don't believe that you can do, I believe that you can."
Bob the Drag Queen [71:59]: "Well, Monet, how many... "

Their final exchanges encapsulate the episode's core message: the importance of supporting one another, even amidst playful disagreements.

Notable Quotes

Monét X Change [07:12]: "Let's define what is niceness. What is nice?"
Bob the Drag Queen [14:20]: "It stands true that when you hear a lion in a film, almost every single time, it is not a lion. It is a tiger."
Monét X Change [28:10]: "I would really appreciate it if that was not corrected or made fun of in this moment because it really makes me feel bad."
Monét X Change [37:33]: "And that's what makes us such a good friendship, because the things that you don't believe that you can do, I believe that you can."

Conclusion

"The One Where We Have to Be Nice III" is a testament to Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen's ability to blend humor with heartfelt conversations. Through playful arguments and genuine exchanges, they explore the nuances of friendship, respect, and the perpetual quest to be nice—making this episode both entertaining and relatable for listeners.

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[00:00]
Monet X Change
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[00:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Every bar, you'll always know someone by name. Jack Jack and Coke shot at Jack. Jack Daniels, please.
[00:18]
Monet X Change
Right away.
[00:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[00:30]
Christian McCaffrey
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[00:35]
Monet X Change
You can Venmo that.
[00:36]
Christian McCaffrey
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[00:45]
Monet X Change
Hey, guys, it's Christian McCaffrey, pro running back. I'm partnering with Abercrombie this season to tell you about their viral denim.
[00:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
All you need to know is denim.
[00:53]
Monet X Change
Should fit like this. Abercrombie's athletic fit is a game changer. They're designed for guys with an athlete's build, like mine. Just enough room and the perfect stretch. When a jean fits that well, I'm.
[01:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wearing it on repeat.
[01:08]
Monet X Change
Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.
[01:15]
Jacob
My name is Bob the Drag Queen.
[01:17]
Monet X Change
And I'm Monet X Change, and this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, Bob curses out my auntie. We babysit, and we find out what made Bob say this.
[01:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not making fun of. It's correcting. And we find out what made Monet say this.
[01:49]
Monet X Change
You think Bob is humble? Um, hello, Bob the Drag Queen.
[01:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, how are you today? What are you doing?
[01:58]
Monet X Change
Um, I just got back from the gym. I had a nice little workout this morning, and now I am podcast. We had a meeting this morning for something else, and now we're podcasting.
[02:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anything else. What is this super secret project that you're talking about? Nigga, you see this thing. Whenever there's stuff like that, I don't mention it because people don't like, I never. I never either. We had a thing.
[02:17]
Monet X Change
I didn't see. You're doing all that. All I said we had a meeting about something else, and now we're here. Like, that's all you make it into.
[02:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
But. But listeners want to hear that. Listeners want to hear when you say, like, something else. It's kind of like being in a movie where you're like, Oh, I went to this really great place, and people are going to be like, well, what's the great place?
[02:34]
Monet X Change
You often say on this podcast at a meeting, and then about a thing. About a thing, and then we do that pretty often on this podcast.
[02:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
You do it a lot.
[02:40]
Monet X Change
You do, and you do it also. You engage in that behavior as well.
[02:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. The thing about the thing about the thing.
[02:44]
Monet X Change
You do? Yes, you do.
[02:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you give me an example of the times I've done that?
[02:51]
Monet X Change
It's just part of speech. How we talk. You, girl. Yeah, I had to think about a thing, and then Kenny and I went to da. Like, that's just how we talk. We both engage in that kind of comics talk. If we do.
[03:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. It seems like a you thing, but you know what? Maybe your memories better than mine. I don't think we have any proof that your memory's better than mine, but maybe on some.
[03:07]
Monet X Change
Why do you think maybe it is? So why would you even say that if you don't think so? You just. You just. You just say words.
[03:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm engaging in the car, what I'm doing. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
[03:15]
Monet X Change
So you just talk and things that you don't really believe in. Is that how you operate?
[03:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Giving you the benefit of the doubt?
[03:21]
Monet X Change
But you. Oftentimes the sentiment I hear is that you just say. You just like. Yeah, I just say that. So you just speak without thinking.
[03:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
I say. I just say that a lot. Can you give me any examples of.
[03:31]
Monet X Change
How I said that two weeks ago when I was at your office and we were. When Naomi was there or whatever, you.
[03:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Were about to make up a survey.
[03:37]
Monet X Change
It's not. That was.
[03:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
What did I say?
[03:39]
Monet X Change
That's when he said it. I asked you about. I think it was about getting the chips. And then you was like, yeah, Monae, you can't have anything in my office. No, you said. You said, I can't have anything in your office. And you was like. You was like. Then I said, I can't have anything in your office. You're like, Monet. That's not what I said. I just said the thing. So that was an example of it.
[03:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, I have cameras here, so I'll have to play them back. Can you give me the date and time?
[03:59]
Monet X Change
I don't remember the exact date. Look at the date that you and Naomi recorded a podcast, and I came in and I sat there with Jacob behind the computer that day.
[04:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, we recorded so many podcasts here, me and Naomi, because Someone didn't show up.
[04:08]
Monet X Change
But there's only one specific day that I came and I sat.
[04:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Someone didn't show up to work. So me and Naomi are here so.
[04:13]
Monet X Change
Often because I was gone on in Scotland, in the Highlands of Scotland. You can relate, right?
[04:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm from the Highlands.
[04:22]
Monet X Change
This literally.
[04:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
The traitors. You're lying. They weren't. They. Don't they film it on a soundstage in. In. In Los Angeles?
[04:28]
Monet X Change
Oh, God.
[04:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
We were literally at Paramount. We were at Peacock Studios.
[04:32]
Monet X Change
Oh, wow. Calling Peacock Paramount.
[04:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't want to get Peacock. Let me be clear. I'm not under contract with Peacock. I don't have to. I don't have to give them any of my niceties. They. They. They let that fucking guy from Boston banish the shit out of me. So, Peacock, you don't owe. I don't owe you any niceties, Peacock, you're lucky that I even graced your show with my presence. So y' all see four episodes and the highest viewed episode in the history of the show.
[04:59]
Monet X Change
I don't think that's true. That is literally based off of literally nothing.
[05:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can look it up. That's not based on nothing. You can literally look it up.
[05:04]
Monet X Change
Jacob, can you pull this up, please?
[05:06]
Andy
So it is true. The first episode of the Traitors was the highest. You of the show.
[05:13]
Monet X Change
The first episode of what? Of season three of Traitors was the most viewed of traitors so far.
[05:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
[05:19]
Monet X Change
It wasn't your episode specifically. It was. No.
[05:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to apologize?
[05:25]
Monet X Change
No. You saying that your. You say that your episode, but that's not your episode. You mean the premiere was my most viewed. You mean the premiere of season four was the most viewed? Okay, sure. Yeah, I can believe that. But not your episode specifically. Like your banishment episode.
[05:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Every episode was my episode. If I was on, it was my episode. Honey.
[05:40]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. You. You try. So y'.
[05:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
[05:43]
Monet X Change
Y' all see the title. Y' all see the title of this episode, and my co host is trying to bring me to a place. I'm not gonna let them, she, he, we, whatever their pronouns are today take me to.
[05:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what my pronouns are? Don't act brand new. Pronouns are not a joke.
[06:00]
Monet X Change
They're either he, she, or they ain't no we.
[06:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
You said we ain't no we.
[06:05]
Monet X Change
You never heard me say you and Jacob used that one.
[06:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I'm also adamantly not a they. Themmy. I am not a they. Themmy. You know I'm not a they.
[06:12]
Monet X Change
Themmy you and Jacob use we all the time, y', all, I say a thing. Jacob have all been like, well, we. I'm like, but the gag is they'd be referring to one of them. They were like, we.
[06:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
First of all, this is. This is specifically something that Jacob does. And I approve of his. And I approve of him when he says it. But I'm not. But I'm not a we. I've never been. And I'm not a they. Themmy. I've never. I've never used they, them. I've actually adamantly, on several platforms that I do not use they, them pronouns.
[06:36]
Monet X Change
Oh, I think I may have missed those. Those interviews. So I apologize about that.
[06:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Also, my pronouns are bio of my Twitter, my Instagram and my.
[06:43]
Monet X Change
I don't follow you on Twitter.
[06:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're the one. Yeah, you're the one.
[06:49]
Monet X Change
The one in eight billion people. Yeah, correct.
[06:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
The what? Eight billion people are on Twitter.
[06:55]
Monet X Change
I'm saying that. Follow you.
[06:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you want to be nice today or what?
[07:01]
Monet X Change
I'm being lovely.
[07:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Lovely.
[07:04]
Monet X Change
Loverly.
[07:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Lovely. Let's define what is niceness? What is nice? Let's define nice.
[07:12]
Monet X Change
You know, let's ask my good friends at Oxford what is nice? How do you define. I think, I think college is older than.
[07:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
The Mayan empire. What is it? Is it Oxford? No, I don't. I don't know. There's like some college that's still up right now that was operating before the fall of the Mayan empire.
[07:34]
Monet X Change
Nice.
[07:36]
Andy
It was Oxford.
[07:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was Oxford. Isn't that crazy that people were at Oxford where the Mayans were building pyramids? What, girl? Oxford is a very old college, university school.
[07:51]
Monet X Change
So nice is defined as being pleasant, agreeable, or satisfactory. And you are, you are a satisfactory type of bitch. So I think you can definitely, you're definitely capable of being nice.
[08:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I have nice moments.
[08:05]
Monet X Change
Can you tell us some nice moments you've had recently?
[08:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure. Yesterday. I took some Yesterday. So my friend Amber was out of town doing the Essence Festival, and she was like, my husband's at home with a newborn and a three year old. And if any one of my friends would be so kind as to help Ben take care of the kids, that'd be fantastic. So yesterday, Jacob and I took Ben, his mother and his children to Universal Studios and we basically rotated turns taking care of the kids. So, like, we would ride rides and while the other one ride a ride or we would split the kids up. So, like, Ben and his mother would take the baby and then we would take the toddler or we would swap it out. And then we would have the baby or we'd have both of them while they were on a ride. So we would have the baby and the toddler while they were on a ride or something like that, or vice versa. And I thought it was quite nice. And I ran into Lala Ri and Demoria Jatay Cornbread the Snack.
[09:14]
Monet X Change
Oh, I was like, demario. I was like, is that. Is that a new character in the Wario Mario di Moria?
[09:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Her name is. Cornbread's name is d'. Amoria.
[09:25]
Monet X Change
And I think that's probably.
[09:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it's like. It's on her Twitter.
[09:30]
Andy
Yeah, it is.
[09:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
Who you also don't follow on Twitter, I'm assuming.
[09:33]
Monet X Change
I do follow Cornbread the Snacks.
[09:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
But you know her name was demoria.
[09:37]
Monet X Change
I did. I did not know that.
[09:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, how do you.
[09:41]
Monet X Change
Okay. Do you know everything about everyone you follow?
[09:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think it's like her name on the profile.
[09:46]
Monet X Change
No, her name is Cornbridge the Snack. That's her name on Twitter.
[09:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think it is.
[09:52]
Andy
It is right now, but you are correct. You're both correct. It used to her. It used to have her.
[09:56]
Monet X Change
Well, used to. I'm talking about right now, currently.
[09:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't follow her back when her name was the Moria on. On Twitter.
[10:02]
Monet X Change
I guess I didn't. Every time I follow Cornbread, it said Cornbread the Snack J, which has been for at least two years now.
[10:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she. It was. Her name was. I'm telling her name was Damoria when she was on. When she was like r. Her drag race.
[10:12]
Monet X Change
I'm telling you, since I followed Cor, which is about two years now, it's been Cornbread the Snack J. That's been her name.
[10:20]
Andy
And you can see she commented her name Damoria. This is 141 weeks ago. So October 2022.
[10:26]
Monet X Change
So that's three years ago.
[10:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's. That's commenting her name. That was when she. I think that's when she. When she did her name drop.
[10:32]
Monet X Change
Right? When she did it three years ago.
[10:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's a comment, Monet. Her name was Damoria on either Instagram or Twitter or something. I can't remember which one it was.
[10:41]
Monet X Change
When you figure out which one it is, then maybe you can. You can verify that. When you figure out what it is, then we can do that.
[10:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, the burden of proof is on you anyway.
[10:49]
Monet X Change
It's not.
[10:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
How is it not on you?
[10:52]
Monet X Change
Because you're telling me something that I.
[10:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, you said that her name has been Damor has been Cornbread for two years. So you've made the claim. So the burden of proof is on you, so.
[11:02]
Monet X Change
No, it's not.
[11:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
You said her name has been Cornbread for two years minimum. So you have made the claim. Therefore, the burden of proof is on the person making the claim.
[11:10]
Monet X Change
So you admit the other day when we were in the car with Andy, when you. When you were telling us what was. I gotta call Andi, what was the thing you said? You said that.
[11:18]
Andy
This is a Reddit. This is a Reddit comment. This is from Reddit. This Reddit post is from three years ago. Do you guys agree with Kornbread that she still do the best talent show? It's from three years ago. And here you. You can see that her Twitter name is d', Amoria, Right?
[11:31]
Monet X Change
Three years ago. I still.
[11:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
But we don't know what it was two years ago.
[11:35]
Monet X Change
But I.
[11:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know what, it was three years ago.
[11:37]
Monet X Change
I'm telling you three. But my statement was so, Jacob. So if you can do some research and find two years ago, then I can concede.
[11:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
But the burden improves on Jacob now.
[11:45]
Monet X Change
Yes, because Jacob is doing the research for this podcast. He is a producer. Correct.
[11:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
The burden improves on Jacob.
[11:51]
Monet X Change
So you admit. So the other day, y', all, Bob the drag queen Andy Short and I, we were in a car.
[11:57]
Andy
All right, and here we go. This is from Reddit from years ago. Cornbread. This is a post from cornbread from two years ago.
[12:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
10K likes.
[12:06]
Monet X Change
What's the date?
[12:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, don't. Don't move the goal post.
[12:09]
Monet X Change
No, I. Two years ago, July. So July 8, 2023. July 8, 2023 is when I would accept nigga July, y'.
[12:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
[12:23]
Monet X Change
This.
[12:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is how. This is the goal.
[12:25]
Monet X Change
How. This is how they get. They get on at Bob the Dragon LLC. Give me July 8th. Two years ago. Could have been in Internet. July 7th.
[12:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't break your brain trying to do math.
[12:37]
Monet X Change
Don't break your brain trying to do. Give me July 8th. Give me ocular proof, Jacob. Don't give me this little haphazard proof that you and your boyfriend be doing.
[12:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Don't move the goalpost.
[12:45]
Monet X Change
The goalpost does not move. The goalpost is where it was at from the beginning of the conversation. So, Bob, so let's go back to the Virgin of Peru. So the other day, Bob the drag queen Andy Short and Monique Shane drew her in a car. Coming up, an In N Out burger, getting food for my family. And we were in a car. And Bob, Bob, do you want to repeat the statement that you said?
[13:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't even remember this conversation. I genuinely don't remember this conversation. And obviously you don't either. That you being like, oh, do you want to repeat? Cause, bitch, you don't know what the fuck it was.
[13:15]
Monet X Change
Hello, Andy. When we were in the car. You're on the podcast, by the way. Don't say anything crazy. When we were in the car coming back from In N Out Burger, what was the statement that Bob said? And then we was like, well, the burden of proof is on you to tell us what it is. Cause you're making his statement. He said, every something that every something does. It is always something we thought it was. What was it?
[13:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
What? I have no idea, baby.
[13:38]
Monet X Change
Oh, it was about lions. He said that every lion sound we've heard in a movie is a tiger, right? Oh, yeah. He said that it was our job to prove that. And it was like, no, you made the statement. He's like, no, that's not how the burden of proof works. Now we're in a situation in a podcast where I said something. He's like, well, Monet, the burden of proof is on you to tell me, since you said it so literally, changing his entire thing.
[13:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Wait a minute. I was trolling you. But I will tell you all what I do know is this. Every. When you hear a lion in a movie, that's not. That's not a lion sound. Lions don't. So eagles. Eagles do not sound like that. Eagles do not. They chirp. They don't call or screech. And lions, they roar. But not the way you hear in movies. That's not a lion's roar.
[14:20]
Monet X Change
So we said, prove that. I was like. So I and I were like, we don't think that. So Bob said, monet, I'm telling y', all, every lion sound you heard in the movie is of a tiger. We're like, that's impossible. He was like. It is. He was like. He was like. And he was like. Then he said, I'll give you until the end of the year to tell. I was like, no. End of the year, you find. You find the thing telling us that we. It's not on us to prove it. You saw him give me the year.
[14:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
But also. But to be clear, in this one, Jacob went and found it. And when Jacob did find the proof.
[14:47]
Monet X Change
You were like, no, we're not talking about the lions. Tell me.
[14:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not good enough. No, you shifted the goalposts again.
[14:53]
Monet X Change
Tell me the lions.
[14:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because once you were getting crushed, you wanted to move the.
[14:56]
Monet X Change
Tell me the lions. Show me this.
[15:00]
Andy
Bob, is technically correct, but I think what you're getting hung up is. And he's saying every. And the. The true fact is, most every. If you watch movies, you will find a movie where a lion. Sound is coming from a lion. Most like, cinematic lion.
[15:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Was saying, to prove it, she wants me to go through every film that's ever been filmed with a lion.
[15:20]
Monet X Change
That's what you were asking us to do.
[15:21]
Andy
Well, if you're saying every, then that would have been.
[15:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was being hyperbolic. The difference is I was being hyperbolic.
[15:30]
Monet X Change
How are we supposed to determine when you're being hyperbolic and when you're being serious? Because, Bob, you do this often. You're like. And you're like, I'll give it to.
[15:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
The end of book to find this.
[15:37]
Monet X Change
So now you're just being hyperbolic.
[15:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
So we have to.
[15:41]
Monet X Change
We have to deduce when you're being hyperbolic.
[15:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, well, I think you could probably use your. Well, I don't know if you have much of this common sense to. Just to defer. So when I say every, everyone. So obviously, the only way that I could prove what you're saying is if I go through every film where every single lion has ever. That would be the only way that could prove. I would have to make a complete list of every lion town in the film. But what I will say is this. It stands true that when you hear a lion in a film, almost every single time, it is not a lion. It is a tiger. It's a Bengal tiger. It's not a lion.
[16:15]
Monet X Change
So your argument has changed. So. So had you presented that, I'd be.
[16:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, oh, my argument is still the same. I can hear.
[16:20]
Monet X Change
No, it's not. It is different. And let's take a break, and let's see why it's different. Yeah, let's take a break.
[16:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was using every time as an idiom, as a saying of speech. So, like. Like. Like how the word literally means multiple things. It was like that.
[16:35]
Monet X Change
Oh, okay. All right.
[16:36]
Andy
We are going on a break. And when we come back, the being nice have to be nice starts now.
[16:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I think Monet's gonna fail this one.
[16:43]
Monet X Change
No, you're gonna fail B.
[16:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
And we're back. Welcome back to the podcast, Monet. You know, you have to be nice. Yeah.
[16:55]
Monet X Change
And I know that's gonna be. You know, it may prove a little difficult for you, but I believe in you. Cause I think that you're capable of so much more than you think you are. Right. I think that you're capable of Quitting vaping. I think you're capable of being nice to this podcast. You're just such a powerful and strong person. I believe in you.
[17:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think I'm capable of scanning through every lion who's ever appeared in a film?
[17:17]
Monet X Change
I think you could. I think that with the time and the resources you have, I believe you can do that. I really do.
[17:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to be clear that I do not have. I have neither the time nor the resources to scan through every lion who's ever appeared in a film throughout the history.
[17:34]
Monet X Change
And that's what makes us such a good friendship, because the things that you don't believe that you can do, I believe that you can. And, you know, I've seen you accomplish so many things in your life, and I just. I guess, call me foolish, call me crazy, but I just believe in you so much.
[17:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not a thing. I would never. I would. One. I would. One. I don't have the time to do that or the capabilities, the resources. I don't have the skill set to do that. And even more important than that, I most certainly do not have the interest in scanning through every film. Although there is this website where you can go to and you can type in a word and it will bring up TV shows or maybe just movies where they say that phrase or that word. So if I want to type in, like, I'll be back, it'll. You just type it in, and then it'll bring up clips from all these different movies where they say, I'll be back. Or one where you say. Where, I don't know, some catchphrase that people are always saying in a movie, like, what's a. What's a trope in movies? They always say something like, it all works out in the end. And then it'll show you. Maybe not every single one, but it'll show you all these clips where people say this. It's a really. I cannot remember the name of this website, but I was using it for a hot minute when I was making mixes, and I found it to be a really remarkable resource.
[18:55]
Monet X Change
I've never. I've never had to utilize such a resource before.
[19:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's also this guy or a few. A few accounts that I follow on Instagram, and they're always sitting in front of the computer and they're like. They're like. They're like, pointing at their screen. They're like. And then it's like, powerful websites. You need to know. And there are some really crazy websites out there. There are websites that'll be like. It'll compare prices for you. It'll find the. It'll. It'll. You can Google street view any place in the world or live. Not like Google street live stream any major city in the world. You can. They're like all these crazy. There's a website that will like remove like you can put your music into this website and it'll extract everything. The drums, the guitar, the vocals.
[19:44]
Monet X Change
Oh, that's good.
[19:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
The so and so. And it's all. I. A lot of these websites I. I would never need. But every once in a while I see someone, I'm like, oh, that's actually quite useful. Oh no, for sure.
[19:56]
Monet X Change
I think at this day and age. Yeah. I mean I use a lot of music. Ones like. I use ones like. I mean these are basic like pitch change ones. Ones that's on the tempo.
[20:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you fixing your pitch in these things?
[20:06]
Monet X Change
No. So if I'm gonna sing a song like to a backing track to change the key. Cause it's too high or too low.
[20:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Instead of just doing it yourself.
[20:13]
Monet X Change
Doing myself like on a garage bed. Oh, girl. Trying to kind of.
[20:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, like singing it with. Singing it higher.
[20:17]
Monet X Change
Yeah. No, no, no. You know, there was. I was reading this article the other day from Singers Weekly or whatever. It was like it used to be such common practice back in the day. What is Singers Weekly or not Singers Weekly? It's one of the. Singing. The opera singing. I think so it was opera news. And I was talking about how back in the day it was not common practice. Might be a little too liberal. But it would happen often that singers would change the key in songs because like it would sound better and like. Or if you just woke up that day, you just weren't feeling that like it was okay to like go down a semitone or a whole step. Took a. Or up one or up a half step. Cause it felt better. But now sometimes it's something that seems like it's so shameful. Like Beyonce, she changed the keys for some of her songs in this tour. People like she's not singing the original key. Like, oh my God. Like she's such a fucking la. I'm like, that is Craig. Why is it so bad to change the keys?
[21:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you being hyperbolic or the comments.
[21:20]
Monet X Change
I'm being a little hyperbolic, people. But people sometimes are really shocked and gagged when singers change keys nowadays. But when back in the day it wasn't something like Ella Fitzgerald used to change keys often when she would wake up not feeling her best or whatever was Going on vocally, she was like.
[21:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
But apparently people still do it today.
[21:34]
Monet X Change
I had to take this out, but it was socially acceptable. People weren't upset about it. They were like, okay, work now.
[21:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there just wasn't a comment section back then.
[21:42]
Monet X Change
Say it again.
[21:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there just wasn't a comment section back then.
[21:45]
Monet X Change
But it was still public sentiment. And I think the public sentiment was like, oh, yeah, she changed the key. Today, word's still good. Whereas today public sentiment is like, when someone changes the key, they're like, it's not the original key that's on the record. I hate that.
[21:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I guess my question is, how do we know that people weren't, weren't, weren't, Weren't scoffing And because there's like.
[22:00]
Monet X Change
Because we are part of it.
[22:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but I feel like nowadays when you hear someone scoffing at Beyonce changing her key, it's not like New York Times, it's not USA Today. It's like the comment section. The comment section be like, oh my God, she changed the key of her song. So like, maybe people were back in the day being like, woo. How embarrassing. What?
[22:20]
Monet X Change
I mean, they're like musical, like music. What's the word I'm looking for? Like musical historians. Even back in Byzantine chant, even back in the 16th and 17th, in the Baroque and classical periods, people did change keys. And people who reported about it, again, I'm not a music historian, but people who do that for their job, for their living, when they talk about it, it was common practice and it wasn't something. It was very socially acceptable. Whereas now socially, it seems to not be.
[22:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
But, but my question is, are you basing off the comment section like I'm.
[22:53]
Monet X Change
Basing it off of music historians?
[22:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I guess my question is how do they know? What do you think makes it socially unacceptable today, outside of the comment section, what's making it socially unacceptable? Like, are people at the concert are not dancing anymore?
[23:06]
Monet X Change
They're not not dancing, but I think you. But I think that it, like, again, like, it's how people who critique and have reviewed music and how they judge and study music over the, over centuries. It's just what they're saying. I don't know how they figured it out back then, but they have a sit somebody imagine that. That's their job.
[23:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
There are certain places where you legally cannot change the key of a song. Well, I know that without permission from the, from the estate or the, from the composer or whoever. Whoever owns the music, like on Broadway, you cannot change the key of a song unless you get express written permission from Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Schwartz, Michael R. Jackson, whoever wrote that music.
[23:45]
Monet X Change
Well, Michael R. Jackson. What did he write?
[23:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
A strange loop.
[23:49]
Monet X Change
A strange loop.
[23:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's. He's.
[23:51]
Monet X Change
He. He. You can't change the keys in his. His music.
[23:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't change the keys to anyone's music without their permission. It's illegal. Like, if you do it. If you do a play, you cannot change anything about the play without express written permission from. So years ago, Neil Simon went to a production of his show Rumors. So Neil Simon is a famous comedic writer in straight plays. His most famous play is probably Rumors. He also wrote, I think the Boys Next Door and Boys Next Door.
[24:19]
Monet X Change
I don't know. These plays don't have musicals.
[24:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
These are plays. Yeah, straight plays. So the Boys Next Door is a play about a bunch of adult men who have autism and their social foibles as they navigate through life living in this, like, assisted living facility.
[24:38]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[24:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, Rumors has a lot of swear words in it. Not a lot, but, like, there's some swear words. There's swear words in Rumors, and some production somewhere took out the swear words. And Neil Simon, allegedly. I can't verify this, but allegedly Neil Simon was very upset and was like, if you don't like the fucking fucks in my fucking play, then don't fucking do it.
[25:01]
Monet X Change
Was this a. Was this like a kids show? They were adapting it for.
[25:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe kids shouldn't be doing Rumors. I don't know if it was a kid show, but if so, bitch. He didn't write the show for kids. You know what I mean?
[25:12]
Monet X Change
So when they do. When they take musicals and stuff and they do, like, the junior versions of it, obviously they change keys, but that's by. That is authorized by the person that is.
[25:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
That is an authorized version. But they don't. By the way, they don't always change the keys. Typically, with junior version, they're not changing keys. They're just usually shortening the play or taking out very adult themes.
[25:33]
Monet X Change
They got some little girl talking about it's a Detroit.
[25:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's probably easier for a little girl than it's for a grown woman.
[25:40]
Monet X Change
No, some of that girl. Some of that. Like navigating that. That Tessatura at that age. No, that's.
[25:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about the. The notes. Can. Can they sing high when you.
[25:50]
Monet X Change
Is.
[25:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's part of a kids show. You're not worried about vibrato when you go to see a show with children? No one's worried about vibrato. No.
[25:58]
Monet X Change
One's worried about at PPAs when they did the junior musicals. Yes, they were. But again, I did go to a performing arts school as a performing arts thing, so they're very serious about it. I think at just any rinky dink regional high school, they're like, they don'. Oh, well, yeah, sorry.
[26:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not Rinky dink High School. That didn't seem nice.
[26:17]
Monet X Change
Not. I. I have to be nice, everyone. It has to be nice to you.
[26:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think my high school was rinky dink?
[26:21]
Monet X Change
I. I mean, the way you described it, it. It seemed to be not the best.
[26:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think my did that? Is that nice money to call my high school rinky dink by?
[26:30]
Monet X Change
Okay, they're not your word.
[26:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think my high school was rinky dink, to be clear.
[26:32]
Monet X Change
Well, the way you described it, you. Every time I say. You say morrow high school, it's Morrow, not morrow. What?
[26:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow.
[26:42]
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
[26:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow, not morrow.
[26:45]
Monet X Change
I said Morrow High school.
[26:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
[26:54]
Monet X Change
Are you making fun of my accent? Is that nice?
[26:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want to make sure that we're saying the name.
[26:58]
Monet X Change
Are you making fun of my accent?
[27:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not making fun of. It's correcting. No, it's correcting someone that makes me not correcting my accent.
[27:05]
Monet X Change
You're telling me that's how I speak. I don't go and tell you how to pronounce.
[27:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
To be clear, when I say Julietta. Are you making fun of my accent?
[27:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[27:11]
Andy
That was a very nice conversation.
[27:13]
Monet X Change
That was not what that.
[27:14]
Andy
On both of your behalfs. This is not sounding very nice. I think we need to re. Approach this argument.
[27:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. And I think. And I think Monet started it. In my humble opinion.
[27:29]
Monet X Change
That'S why. Has your opinion been humble?
[27:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to re. Approach the conversation.
[27:32]
Andy
You are doing so bad at this right now.
[27:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
What you say, Jacob.
[27:36]
Andy
You are doing so bad this right now, and neither of you are being nice.
[27:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is clean. So to re. Approach. Monet. Do you think my high school was rinky dink?
[27:42]
Monet X Change
Um, you know, I think that if I am gathering a lot of the ways. I've heard you speak about Morrow high school Morrow tomorrow. You know, I have an accent that causes me to pronounce words in a. In a way that may not seem acceptable to you, but it's how I speak, and I would really appreciate it. Okay, let me finish. Susanna, slow down. I really.
[28:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Savannah, slow down.
[28:10]
Monet X Change
Oh, it's Savannah.
[28:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, Susanna, Savannah, slow down.
[28:13]
Monet X Change
I. You know, I speak I pronounce words in a way that may not seem. That did not seem audibly satisfactory to you, but it's how I pronounce words. I would really appreciate it if that was not corrected or made fun of in this moment, because it really makes me feel bad.
[28:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I ask you a question? Are you telling me that you are incapable of pronouncing the word morrow?
[28:34]
Monet X Change
I'm not saying I'm incapable of pronouncing morrow, but I just think that how it comes out of my mouth is moro, and that's just how I speak. And I would really like to not be taken to task about that and ask to say it in a different way.
[28:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I wanted to say I spent four years of my life at this high school that molded me as a person. This is where I found my love for theater. This is where I found a lot of community. I still hold close my friends like Alicia and Danika and Dermica and Shanterica and Sanchez. Even though I don't, you know, Jamila, even though I don't speak to them every day, they still hold such a deep place in my heart that because of what we created at Morrow High School, it would feel so nice if you could put in the effort like I did in saying Julietta, like the way I say it next to Julietta. But I can see how much she meant to you and your family as an indentured. Sorry. As a.
[29:39]
Monet X Change
She was a maid. Oh, she was a maid.
[29:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry. Your maid. That's crazy. She was a maid for your maid. I can see how much your maid meant to you and your family. So if you could have that same level of effort that I put into saying Julietta for Morrow High School, it.
[30:04]
Monet X Change
Would feel so nice, you know, And I, I, I hear that. I want to give that.
[30:08]
Bob the Drag Queen
You hear it. I'll make sure you're saying the right thing.
[30:12]
Monet X Change
Jacob, I don't know if you meant hair.
[30:14]
Andy
That was an infraction. That's $5.
[30:15]
Monet X Change
Thank you. That's an infraction.
[30:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if you meant hair or I didn't know what you meant.
[30:20]
Monet X Change
You have a strike.
[30:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say I don't know what you said. I only know. I don't know what you meant. I only know what you said. Let me grab myself a Red Bull because I'm gonna need it to get through this.
[30:28]
Monet X Change
Honey, you have a strike. Jacob, I need you to keep track of these strikes. So Bob currently has one and I have zero.
[30:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if that's true.
[30:38]
Monet X Change
We start Jacob, we get a little.
[30:41]
Andy
Heated between both of you. So I think I'm gonna give Bob two and I'm gonna give you one.
[30:45]
Monet X Change
Thank you.
[30:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wanna talk about something really important.
[30:55]
Jacob
Mental health. Honestly, I think so many of us have been there, especially with what's going.
[31:00]
Monet X Change
On in the world right now.
[31:01]
Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Jacob
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[33:24]
Jacob
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[34:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's be real.
[34:37]
Jacob
I've had more business ideas than I can count. I was literally just telling a friend about this wild side hustle concept I.
[34:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Had the other day.
[34:43]
Jacob
Press on nails that you can use with your phone.
[34:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Hear me out. You know what? I'll save it. Now normally I get all excited and then I hit a wall trying to build a website. That's where I cannot shine.
[34:54]
Jacob
But then I found wix dot com. WIX is kind of like the chatgpt of website builders. I answered a few questions about my idea and boom. WIX AI built a stunning functional site that looked like I hired a designer and I'm not even exaggerating if you're.
[35:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
More of an ID options type.
[35:08]
Jacob
Wix has over 2000 templates you can start from all totally customizable. The first time I ever built a website was on Wix and I built.
[35:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
It myself and honestly it looked really good.
[35:16]
Jacob
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[35:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you ready to create your own website?
[35:39]
Jacob
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[35:48]
Monet X Change
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Andy
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[35:54]
Monet X Change
So to help us we brought in a reverse auctioneer which is is apparently a thing.
[35:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
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[36:02]
Monet X Change
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[36:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
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Jacob
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[36:04]
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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[36:07]
Monet X Change
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[36:17]
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[36:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
And we're back. Welcome back to the podcast Monet. You know you have to be nice. Yeah.
[36:55]
Monet X Change
And I know that's gonna be. You know, it may prove a little difficult for you, but I believe in you. Cause I think that you're capable of so much more than you think you are. Right? I think that you're capable of quitting vaping. I think you're capable of being nice to this podcast. You're just such a powerful and strong person. I believe in you.
[37:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think I'm capable of scanning through every lion who's ever appeared in a film.
[37:16]
Monet X Change
I think you could. I think that with the time and the resources you have, I believe you can do that. I really do.
[37:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I do. I want to be clear that I do not have. I have neither the time nor the resources to scan through every lion who's ever appeared in a film throughout the history.
[37:33]
Monet X Change
And that's what makes us such a good friendship. Because the things that you don't believe that you can do. I believe that you can. And, you know, I've seen you accomplish so many things in your life, and I just, I guess, call me foolish, call me crazy, but I just believe in you so much.
[37:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not a thing. I would never. One, I would. One, I don't have the time to do that or the capabilities, the resources. I don't have time, the skill set to do that. And even more important than that, I most certainly do not have the interest in scanning through every film. Although there is this website where you can go to and you can type in a word and it will bring up TV shows or maybe just movies where they say that phrase or that word. So if I want to type in, like, I'll be back, it'll. You just type it in, and then it'll bring up clips from all these different movies where they say, I'll be back, or one where you say, where, I don't know, some catchphrase that people are always saying in a movie, like, what's a, what's a trope in movies? They always say something like, it all works out in the end. And then it'll show you. Maybe not every single one, but it'll show you all these clips where, where people say this. It's a really. I cannot remember the name of this website, but I was using it for a hot minute when I was making mixes, and I found it to be a really remarkable resource.
[38:54]
Monet X Change
I, I, I, I, I've never, I've never had to utilize such a resource before.
[38:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
There's also this guy or a few, a few accounts that I follow on Instagram, and they're always sitting in front of the computer and they're like, they're like, they're, they're like pointing at their screen. They're like. And then it's like powerful websites. You need to know. And there are some really crazy websites out there. There are websites that'll be like, it'll compare prices for you. It'll find the, it'll, It'll. You can Google street, view any place in the world, or live Not Google Street Live stream. Any major city in the world. You can. They have like all these crazy. There's a website that will like remove like you can put your music into this website and it'll extract everything. The drums, the guitar, the vocals.
[39:43]
Monet X Change
Oh, that's good.
[39:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
The so and so. And it's all. A lot of these websites I would never need. But every once in a while I see someone, I'm like, oh, that's actually quite useful.
[39:55]
Monet X Change
Page, I think at this day and age. Yeah, I mean, I use a lot of music. Ones like. I use ones like. I mean, these are basic, like pitch change ones. Ones that's on the tempo.
[40:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you fixing your pitch in these things?
[40:05]
Monet X Change
No. So if I'm gonna sing a song like to a backing track to change the key. Cause it's too high or too low.
[40:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Instead of just doing it yourself.
[40:12]
Monet X Change
Doing myself like on a garage bed. Oh, girl. Trying to kind of.
[40:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, like singing it with. Singing it higher. Yeah.
[40:17]
Monet X Change
No, no, no. You know, there was. I was reading this article the other day from Singers Weekly or whatever. It was like it used to be such common practice back in the day. What is Singers Weekly or not Singers Weekly? It's. It's one of the. Singing. The opera singing. I think so it was opera news. And I was talking about how back in the day it was not common practice. Might be a little too liberal, but it would happen often that singers would change the key in songs because like, it would sound better. And like. Or if you just woke up that day, you just weren't feeling that, like it was okay to like go down a semitone or a whole step or up one or up a half step. Cause it felt better. But now sometimes it's something that seems like it's so shameful. Like Beyonce changed. She changed the keys for some of her songs in this tour. People like, she's not singing the original. Like, oh my God. Like she's such a lit. I'm like, that is. Craig. Why is it so bad to change the keys?
[41:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you being hyperbolic or the comments.
[41:19]
Monet X Change
I'm being a little hyperbolic, people. But people sometimes are really shocked and gagged at when singers change keys nowadays. But when back in the day it wasn't something like Ella Fitzgerald used to change keys often when she would like wake up not feeling her best or whatever was going on vocally.
[41:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like, well, apparently people still do it today.
[41:33]
Monet X Change
Okay, I had to take this on. But it's. It.
[41:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
It.
[41:35]
Monet X Change
But it was. It was. It was socially acceptable. People Weren't like upset about it. They were like, okay, work. Not.
[41:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe just wasn't a comment section back then.
[41:41]
Monet X Change
Say it again.
[41:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe there just wasn't a comment section back then.
[41:44]
Monet X Change
But it was still public sentiment. And I think the public sentiment was like, oh, yeah, she changed the key today. Word still good today. Public sentiment is like when someone changed the key, they're like, it's not the original key that's on the record. I hate that.
[41:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
But I guess my question is how do we know that people weren't, weren't, weren't scoffing and. Because there's like. Because we, we are. Yeah, but I feel like nowadays when you hear someone scoffing at Beyonce changing her key, it's not like New York Times, it's not USA Today. It's like the comment section. The comment section be like, oh my God, she changed the key of her song. So like, maybe people were back in the day being like, woo. How embarrassing. What?
[42:20]
Monet X Change
I mean, there are like, they're like musical, like music. What's the word I'm looking for? Like musical historians. Like even like back in like Byzantine chant, even back in like the 16th and 17th, in like the baroque and classical periods, like people did change keys and people who reported about it. Again, I'm not a music historian, but people who do that for their job, for their living, when they talk about it, it was common practice and it wasn't something. It was very socially acceptable. Whereas now socially, it seems to not be.
[42:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
But, but my question is, are you basing off the comment section like music historians? But I guess my question is, how do they know? What do you think makes it socially unacceptable today? Outside of the comment section, what's making it so sound acceptable? Like, are people at the concert not dancing anymore?
[43:05]
Monet X Change
They're not dancing, but I think you. But I think that like, again, like, it's how people who critique and have reviewed music and how they judge and study music over the, over centuries. It's just what they're saying. I don't know how they figured it out back then, but they have a system, I imagine, that does their job.
[43:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
There are certain places where you legally cannot change the key of a song. Well, I know that without permission from the, from the estate or the, from the composer or whoever, whoever owns the music. Like on Broadway, you cannot change the key of a song unless you get express written permission from Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Schwartz, Michael R. Jackson, whoever wrote that music.
[43:45]
Monet X Change
Well, Michael R. Jackson. What did he write?
[43:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
A strange loop.
[43:48]
Monet X Change
A strange loop.
[43:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
He's He's.
[43:50]
Monet X Change
He. He. You can't change the keys of his. His music.
[43:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
You can't change the keys to anyone's music without their permission. It's illegal. Like, if you do a play, you cannot change anything about the play without express written permission from. So years ago, Neil Simon went to a production of his show Rumors. So Neil Simon is a famous comedic writer in straight plays. His most famous play is probably Rumors. He also wrote, I think, the Boys.
[44:16]
Monet X Change
Next Door and Boys Next Door, I don't know, musicals.
[44:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
These are plays? Yeah, straight plays. So the Boys Next Door is a play about a bunch of adult men who have autism and their. Their social foibles as they navigate through life living in this. Living in this, like, assisted living facility.
[44:38]
Monet X Change
Got it.
[44:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, Rumors has a lot of swear words in it. Not a lot, but, like, there's some swear words. There's swear words in Rumors. And some production somewhere took out the swear words and Neil Simon, allegedly. I can't verify this, but allegedly Neil Simon was very upset and was like, if you don't like the fucking fucks in my fucking play, then don't fucking do it.
[45:00]
Monet X Change
It was this a. Was this like a kids show? They were adapting it for.
[45:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe kids shouldn't be doing Rumors. I don't know if it was a kid show, but if so, he didn't write the show for kids. You know what I mean?
[45:11]
Monet X Change
So when they do. When they take musicals and stuff and they do, like, the junior versions of it, obviously they change keys, but that's by. That is authorized by. By the person that is.
[45:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
That is an authorized version. But they don't. By the way, they don't always change the keys. They. They typically, with junior version, they're not changing keys. They're just usually shortening the play or taking out very adult.
[45:32]
Monet X Change
They got some little girl talking about it's a Detroit.
[45:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, it's probably easier for a little girl than it's for a grown woman.
[45:39]
Monet X Change
No, some of that girl. Some of that. Like navigating that. That tessatura at that age. No, that's.
[45:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about the nose. Can. Can they sing hi when you.
[45:50]
Monet X Change
Is.
[45:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
But that's part of a kid show. You're not worried about vibrato when you go to see a show with children, no one's worried about vibrato. No one's worried about.
[45:59]
Monet X Change
At PPAs when they did the junior musicals? Yes, they were. But again, I did go to performing arts school. It's a performing arts thing. So they're very serious about it. I Think at just any rinky dink regional high school, they're like, they don't give a. Oh, well, yeah, sorry.
[46:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not rinky dink high school. That didn't seem nice.
[46:16]
Monet X Change
Not. I have to be nice, everyone. It's not to be nice to you.
[46:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do you think my high school is rinky dink?
[46:21]
Monet X Change
I mean, the way you described it, it seemed to be not the best.
[46:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
So you think my. Is that nice money to call my high school rinky dink by?
[46:29]
Monet X Change
Okay, they're not your word.
[46:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think my high school is rinky dink. To be clear.
[46:32]
Monet X Change
Well, the way you described it, you. Every time I say. You say morrow high school, it's morrow, not morrow. What?
[46:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow.
[46:41]
Monet X Change
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
[46:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow. Not morrow.
[46:45]
Monet X Change
I said morrow high school.
[46:46]
Bob the Drag Queen
Tomorrow. Not tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
[46:51]
Monet X Change
Tomorrow.
[46:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Tomorrow.
[46:53]
Monet X Change
Are you making fun of my accent?
[46:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
Accent?
[46:55]
Monet X Change
Is that nice?
[46:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
I just want to make sure that we're saying the name is funny accent. That's not making fun of. It's correcting. No, it's correcting someone that makes Correcting my accent.
[47:03]
Monet X Change
You're. You're telling me that's how I speak? I don't go and tell you how.
[47:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
To pronounce clear when I say Julietta. Are you making fun of my accent?
[47:10]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[47:11]
Andy
That was a very nice conversation.
[47:13]
Monet X Change
That was not what that.
[47:14]
Andy
On both of your behalfs. This is not sounding very nice. I think we need to re. Approach this argument.
[47:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay? And I think. And I think Monet started it. In my humble opinion, that's.
[47:28]
Monet X Change
What is your opinion?
[47:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Been humble. I want to re. Approach the conversation.
[47:32]
Andy
You are doing so bad at this right now.
[47:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
What'd you say? Jacob?
[47:35]
Andy
You are doing so bad at this right now, and neither of you are being nice.
[47:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
This is clean. So to re. Approach. Monet, do you think my high school was rinky dink?
[47:42]
Monet X Change
You know, I think that if I am gathering a lot of the ways. I've heard you speak about. About Morrow high school.
[47:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Morrow tomorrow.
[47:54]
Monet X Change
You know, I have an accent that causes me to pronounce words in a. In a way that may not seem acceptable to you, but it's how I speak, and I would really appreciate it. Okay, let me finish. Suzanna, slow down. I really.
[48:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Savannah, slow down.
[48:09]
Monet X Change
Oh, it's Savannah. I said Suzanne.
[48:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Savannah, slow down.
[48:13]
Monet X Change
I. You know. You know, I speak. I pronounce words in a way that may not seem. That did not seem audibly satisfactory to you, but it's how I pronounce words. I would really appreciate it if that was not corrected or made fun of in this moment. Cause it really makes me feel bad.
[48:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I ask you a question? Are you telling me that you are incapable of pronouncing the word morrow?
[48:34]
Monet X Change
I'm not saying I'm incapable of pronouncing morrow, but I just think that how it comes out of my mouth is morrow, and that's just how I speak. And I would really like to not be taken to task about that and asked to say it in a different way.
[48:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
And I wanted to say, you know, I spent four years of my life at this high school that molded me as a person. This is where I found my love for theater. This is where I found a lot of community. I. I still hold close my friends like Alicia and Danica and Dermica and Shanterica and Sanchez. They. They're. They're. Even though I don't, you know, Jamila, Even though I don't speak to them every day, they still hold such a deep, deep place in my heart that because of what we created at Morrow High School, it would feel so nice if you could put in the effort like I did in saying Julietta. Like the way I say it naturally. Julietta. But I can see how much she meant to you and your family as an indentured. Sorry. As a suze.
[49:39]
Monet X Change
Maid. Oh, she was a maid.
[49:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, sorry. Your maid. That's crazy. She was a maid for your maid. I can see how much your maid meant to you and your family. So if you could have that same level of effort that I put into saying Julietta for Morrow High School, it would feel so nice.
[50:04]
Monet X Change
You know, And I hear the. That I want to give that.
[50:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to make sure you were saying the right thing.
[50:11]
Monet X Change
Jacob, I didn't know if you made hair.
[50:13]
Andy
That was an infraction. That's $5.
[50:15]
Monet X Change
Thank you. That's an infraction. You have a. I don't know if.
[50:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
You meant hair or. I didn't know what you meant.
[50:20]
Monet X Change
You have a strike.
[50:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say I don't know what you said. I only know. I don't know what you meant. I only know what you said. Let me grab myself a Red Bull, because I would. I'm going need it to get through this, honey.
[50:28]
Monet X Change
You have a strike. Jacob, I. I need you to keep track of these strikes. So Bob currently has one, and I have zero.
[50:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if that's true.
[50:38]
Monet X Change
We start.
[50:39]
Andy
We got a little heated between both of you, so I think I'm gonna give Bob two, and I'm gonna Give you one.
[50:44]
Monet X Change
Thank you. So I wanna say I hold space for what you just said. I received that. And I will try my best to pronounce Morrow High School the way that G. That feels nice to you.
[50:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
So can I say Julietta?
[51:02]
Monet X Change
You can say whatever you want.
[51:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. Back to the conversation we were having before about junior musicals. So I think when you go to see a kid's show, you're not expecting excellence or opulence. You're really expecting to just support the kids, right? Just be like, oh, kids are singing, kids are dancing. I mean, if I go to a violin recital, I'm not expecting to hear some beautiful rendition of Fight of the Bumblebee by a little girl named Abigail. If you get that when you get there. What a nice surprise.
[51:36]
Monet X Change
Well, you know, we've talked about this before, and I guess I don't go to a whole bunch of children's shows and programs, but the ones I've experienced, I will say they've always been at a performing arts thing. I've never been to a typical high school or middle school experience to hear children sing. Like when I even taught for that year and a half at Hernandez De Soto. It's an exceptional music program at a school in New York City. So the kids were exceptional in their talent. So maybe if I was to, you know. You know what? You know, as Wild as Wild Lynn grows up and if I'm invited to. I don't know what type of school Wild is going to go to, but I look forward to maybe going to programs of typical performing kids. And hear. Cause I've never had that experience.
[52:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
You think Wild is typical?
[52:24]
Monet X Change
If she ends up going to a typical school with a. Wait, sorry. With a typical arts program. So I've never taken. Huh?
[52:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you mean by typical? I just want to let you know.
[52:34]
Monet X Change
Typical is not a performing arts school or is not a school that you know. Cause let's be honest, for real, there are high schools and middle schools out there. They put a lot of money and energy and parents into the arts. And so you feel like a magnet program.
[52:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, like a magnet school.
[52:48]
Monet X Change
Like my friend Tracy, who I went to college with, she went to a typical high school, but the arts program was really like the pta and everyone, they were like, oh, we're gonna make this program the best. So they were average everywhere else, but they put a lot of money. And, you know, they come from a rural neighborhood, so they, like, had a really great arts program. Like, their musicals were Broadway. Okay, Not Broadway level, but they were pretty Freaking good.
[53:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, my school had a very impressive band.
[53:18]
Monet X Change
Why the band?
[53:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I think. I don't know. The kids in my school just happened to be particularly instrumentally inclined. And I've mentioned this before, the movie Drumline came out, and my drumline. The drum line in my school grew by fourfold. Like it was. The drumline ended up having over 100 people in it. After drum line. After the drum line came out.
[53:43]
Monet X Change
That's fierce. I mean, I will say, as a black person in America, I never experienced marching band or drumline. So when I saw Drumline, I. I want. When I saw Drumline.
[53:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm sorry, what was that? What was that?
[53:56]
Monet X Change
You tell me. I just saw a white ghost walking about.
[53:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, your reaction is when a white ghost. That didn't seem nice.
[54:02]
Andy
Yeah, that's. That's an infraction.
[54:04]
Monet X Change
It wasn't to Bob that.
[54:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
That didn't seem nice. It's called where you have to be nice, not be nice to each other. Is that you have to be nice. So can I just start ragging on Andy now?
[54:14]
Monet X Change
Is Andy in the future?
[54:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just asking Camp. I.
[54:18]
Monet X Change
If you want to. You more than.
[54:19]
Andy
You're on shaky territory right now.
[54:21]
Monet X Change
Thank you.
[54:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm trying to find out what the rules are.
[54:26]
Monet X Change
I wanted to talk about something we had. So my family was in town this past weekend, and for the. For the. For. For the holiday. And Bob came over, and we were playing a game called, as we. We talked about often on this podcast, Anomia, where you had to match cards with each other. And then what guard came up that said famous mothers, and someone answered with Mother Teresa. And you said that Mother Teresa is not a famous mother.
[54:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
Because I wasn't alone.
[54:54]
Monet X Change
Only one other person.
[54:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Karen, agreed with me. Auntie Karen agreed with me because she was gonna lose.
[54:59]
Monet X Change
Because it was. It was because she was also in a bad spot because she.
[55:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I wasn't in a bad spot. I won that game. No, no, no.
[55:05]
Monet X Change
Because before that, her. Hers. There was one that she. She was trying to justify hers, which was.
[55:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was famous mother. She said her. And I said, everyone in this room knows who she is. And she said, everyone back home knows who I am.
[55:17]
Monet X Change
Everyone back home meeting her family.
[55:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know how famous she is back home. I was not about to ask a woman to justify her fame.
[55:25]
Monet X Change
You know what fame is? And we've defined fame on this podcast before. So the definition of fame, you saying Auntie Cameron is famous.
[55:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know how there are famous people who I Don't know. There are famous people, like.
[55:37]
Monet X Change
Like Dorinda.
[55:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like Dorinda. And apparently every housewife's a Potomac, obviously. Also, yesterday we were out, so obviously not obviously, but Ben's mom doesn't know who I am. And she kept being like, why are people asking for.
[55:55]
Monet X Change
Oh, why ask me a picture?
[55:57]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was like, people keep asking for pictures of you. I was like, yeah, I was on tv, girl. And I think Ben basically told her, but she was like, oh, you people really are asking for your pictures. And I was like, yeah.
[56:09]
Andy
Oh, wait, talk about the Minions.
[56:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, so we were at the fucking. The Panda Express.
[56:17]
Monet X Change
I have to say I'm sorry. The language really gets me and it makes me feel not good. So can we.
[56:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, policing language makes me not feel good. So now what are we gonna do? What do we do about that? What do we do Do? Because that laugh doesn't make me feel good. Now what do we do?
[56:36]
Monet X Change
What makes you feel good?
[56:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
That laugh doesn't make me feel good. So now what do we do? Do you not laugh now?
[56:40]
Monet X Change
Well, your hat really makes me feel queasy.
[56:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
And your necklace. So now what do we do? What do we do?
[56:46]
Monet X Change
I just. We just do the podcast naked and I throw them back.
[56:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
We go back to normal. So I was at the Panda Express and I was wearing a Minion inspired outfit. I was wearing blue overalls, black shoes, a black hat, my glasses, glasses, and a yellow tank top.
[57:00]
Monet X Change
Whoa, whoa, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are these the overalls that I have in my content picture of you?
[57:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Those overalls? No, girl, Those overalls do not exist anymore, girl.
[57:07]
Monet X Change
But say those are slutty overalls to go over to the Universal with some kids.
[57:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
They were not slutty. I want to remind you all the picture I am sitting down. When I stood up, the overalls were much longer. And also, it's calling my overall slutty. Is that nice, Jacob?
[57:21]
Andy
Yeah, that's a point.
[57:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you so much. Thank you, Jacob.
[57:26]
Monet X Change
That's so ridiculous.
[57:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm glad we have decorum here. But anyway, so I'm wearing my Minionspired look, and as I'm leaving, this lady goes, oh, my God, are you Stuart or are you Bob? And I said, I don't know who Stuart is, but have a great day, girl. Those are the Minions names. I thought she was. I was like, who the fuck is. I was like, is this like.
[57:48]
Monet X Change
You had those glasses on with a yellow trim?
[57:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I had on other glasses. They look kind of like these. But I was clearly dressed like a Minion. Like I was.
[57:56]
Monet X Change
Are you bald, too?
[57:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was clearly a minion. Like, a few people were like, who were there were like, love your minion. Looking at. I crossed this other lady who was also just like a minion. We were like, oh, I see you.
[58:05]
Monet X Change
I see you.
[58:06]
Bob the Drag Queen
We have this, like, minion moment. But she's like, are you Stuart or Bob? And I was like. I was like, I don't know who Stuart is. I was like, is Stuart, like, my next Titus Burgess? Is Stuart my next celebrity that people that I look like? I don't know. I look like. Apparently.
[58:19]
Monet X Change
Apparently. Oh, work. Oh, look at you holding wild. That's so cute.
[58:25]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. She was out.
[58:27]
Monet X Change
Oh, look at you with a kid.
[58:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was out. Honey. I survived the bathroom. I survived a bathroom trip.
[58:33]
Monet X Change
Oh, God. That would. That would wear me out. Like, how does that work?
[58:38]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so do you take her into the male bathroom to the men's room?
[58:41]
Monet X Change
Yeah, got it.
[58:43]
Bob the Drag Queen
So at the. At Universal, they. They do not have bathrooms in the ride. Like, baby, you have to travel to get to the bathrooms. You have to move. You have to traverse space and time to get to the bathroom. So I'm like, running with a toddler who has to pee, and I keep being like, where's the bathroom? They keep being like, right over there. It's not right over there. I legit think. I walk. I'm not even kidding. I think from the Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle to the bathroom, I think it's an actual quarter mile. I might be. I might be overdid because of the urgency in the moment, but, like, holding a little girl who has to pee, and you're like, okay, Butterbeer, you have her in her.
[59:31]
Monet X Change
You have her in your hand because she's. You want to get her there faster.
[59:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, because she can't walk that fast. So we're, like, running. And I'm sure the bouncing is not making the need to pee any easier.
[59:40]
Monet X Change
Huh?
[59:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
So she. We're like. Like, imagine you need to pee and someone's shaking you.
[59:46]
Monet X Change
I know. And then. But then she gets to the bathroom, and then she has to sit on the toilet by herself. Oh, God. You.
[59:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I clean the toilet. I clean the whole toilet for her.
[59:54]
Monet X Change
Okay. Yeah.
[59:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Which. I told someone that when I go to the bathroom, I. I don't hover. I clean the toilet.
[60:01]
Monet X Change
And you don't have wipes to clean it.
[60:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I get soap and water and a paper towel from the sink, and then I cleaned the entire toilet.
[60:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah, no, I.
[60:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
The whole thing.
[60:13]
Monet X Change
But sometimes toilets, they're beyond some of Them cannot be recovered. Some of them.
[60:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
But then I don't sit on those. I don't choose those. Like, if you go in there, if you look into the toilet and it is a mess, I just go to the next stall.
[60:25]
Monet X Change
Ugh. I can't. There have been a handful of times in my entire life where I have just absolutely had to use a public toilet. To number two. And I will hover. I will not make contact.
[60:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
I also avoided any baby puke.
[60:41]
Monet X Change
Meaning what? Like, they didn't throw up on you?
[60:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not me.
[60:45]
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, they'll get you.
[60:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
But Ziggy did. Had vomited.
[60:49]
Monet X Change
Ziggy. Is Ziggy named after Ziggy marley?
[60:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm not 100% sure.
[60:54]
Monet X Change
Do you. Do you follow Nara Smith?
[60:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I don't follow her, but I know a little bit about her.
[61:01]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't follow her either. She came up on my for you page, and she, like, she was like, here are a list of, like, five baby names that we're not going to use for the new baby. And she has such interesting names.
[61:11]
Bob the Drag Queen
Names that she's not gonna use.
[61:12]
Monet X Change
Yeah, she's like, these are five that we're not gonna use. So, like, they're up for grabs.
[61:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Even if you use the name, they're still up for grabs.
[61:21]
Monet X Change
They're like. They're like Moonbeam. And, like, it's.
[61:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, you know what? I'm also not gonna use that name when I have a. Okay. Like, I'm not gonna name my child Megaformer. Okay. Neither was I. Bitch.
[61:36]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. You're obsessed with Taylor's class. Have you done his? Meg? Taylor will not shut up about it.
[61:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that nice? I'm not.
[61:44]
Monet X Change
It's not about nice. Have to be nice to each other.
[61:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
We've.
[61:47]
Monet X Change
We've.
[61:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
We've established it's called you have to be nice.
[61:49]
Monet X Change
Well, Jacob changed the name. Last one was the one where we had to be nice to each other.
[61:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that's not the name of this one. This is called have to be nice. So. And also, are you being nice to Jacob right now? I'm just wondering. I'm asking.
[62:01]
Monet X Change
He changed the thing. That's being mean.
[62:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm asking. Monet, These are. This is not an accusation. It's an inquisition.
[62:07]
Monet X Change
Yes, I'm being very nice to Jacob.
[62:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Very nice. Jacob, do you feel like you're being treated very nicely?
[62:12]
Andy
You know, I feel like I'm being treated nicely enough that it doesn't warrant an infraction.
[62:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
[62:17]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[62:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
And how about telling. How about saying Taylor won't shut up about his mega farmer class. Does that seem nice? No, that. That.
[62:23]
Andy
That's a warning.
[62:24]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. Someone is not even on the podcast. This is. This is.
[62:29]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I feel like you put it. What is it? I feel like what's going on is that you instantly, instead of attacking me, you've taken multiple shots at Taylor because you know you can't come at me right now because you have to be nice. So you've taken multiple shots. Taylor, who's just over mind you, sitting at his desk, minding his business, drinking water. Literally drinking water, minding his business. Drink water and mind my business. Drink water and mind my business till I oil and grab. So when we were hanging out at the house, the aunties and grandma wanted in n out. This goes back to the conversation. And we. They're all getting their orders. I'm thinking, this has nothing to do with me. And then they're like, what do you want? I don't like in n out. So I didn't want anything. And also, I had eaten some. Some of grandma's cooking. I had eaten some cocktail rice and rice and beans and potatoes.
[63:31]
Monet X Change
No, no, no, no. They're not beans. They're peas.
[63:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
Peas.
[63:34]
Monet X Change
Rice and peas.
[63:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I had two servings, and I had two fries. What are they called? Fri. Bread fries. What are they called?
[63:42]
Monet X Change
A festival. I'm sorry, Not a festival. Bakes.
[63:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Bakes. I had two bakes, and the bakes were stuffed with meat and ranch. I had eaten a lot, so I was like, I'm full. I don't need anything. And then Monet's aunts are like, well, we're gonna hang out here. And Monet is like, no, Bob's coming with us. Monet wouldn't leave me with her aunts. And I feel like it's because Monet knew that she'd come back and I would be the new favorite nephew.
[64:07]
Monet X Change
No, because Bob. I would've come back. Y'. All. Y' all know Bob would have. Bob would have went in my garage, grabbed the karaoke system, and started doing a 35 minute set for my family. I was like.
[64:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
And they would have been happy. Your aunts loved me.
[64:20]
Monet X Change
They do love you. You're a very lovable person. My family.
[64:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
I got Monet's grandma to sing Carry Up.
[64:25]
Monet X Change
You think of my grandmother singing karaoke. That was very unlike her.
[64:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
And even she was like, what is going on?
[64:29]
Monet X Change
Yeah, it was very unlike her. It was very sweet, actually.
[64:31]
Bob the Drag Queen
She sang Crazy by Patsy Cline.
[64:34]
Monet X Change
Mm.
[64:35]
Bob the Drag Queen
We turned into a Duet. Yeah, you.
[64:37]
Monet X Change
Where's it. Was it you and her?
[64:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I was sitting, but, I mean, she was standing, and I was just helping her if she. If she. If she got off the beat or something.
[64:45]
Monet X Change
We also. We also played some really fun pool games. The. The one with the towel was very fun.
[64:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
I enjoyed that one a lot, actually.
[64:52]
Monet X Change
And the one in the other one. Well, it started off as one game where Patty, like, sends out the pool with his back away from us. And he says, like, we all have a category like cars, and we put one in our brain. When he says, your car, you have to try to make it across the pool before he turns around and catches you. But then it evolved to the person just staying in the pool, eyes closed, and we have to sneakily get past them, which Tim never likes. Games. Group games. And he was like, I had a lot of fun playing groups games.
[65:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
In true Monae form.
[65:22]
Monet X Change
What did I do?
[65:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm treading lightly here.
[65:27]
Monet X Change
What did I do?
[65:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Once. Once. So Patrick's g. In Mon's defense, Patrick's game did. Was not incredibly clear. Patrick was so. Monae was, like, morphing the game. And we were all giving input, but, like, Monet didn't like how the game worked at first. So then we had to, like, slightly switch the game. So by the time we end up finishing the game, the game was unrecognizable from the original origins of the game.
[65:51]
Monet X Change
And I think the one that we ended up was a very fun version of the game. Cause the first one, it was. It was ending to. It wasn't as. It wasn't as fun as what we ended up with. Do you agree with that?
[66:01]
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. I think that my suggestion was the one that got us in the pool, actually. But I do think that my issue was the music needed to be turned down. The music was still playing. So just, you guys know, it ended up being a version of. It ended up being kind of like Marco Polo. So you would stand in the middle of the pool. Pool. Oh, my God. We are literally not telling them what these games are. We're just saying, the one with the towel. This is so. This is such bad podcasting. The one with the towel was where you. One person has to put their heels over the ledge of the pool, and then someone else. And someone else is holding the towel. You have to lean back to the point where you cannot recover. Like, to the point where if we let go of the towel, you will fall in the pool. Yeah, you have to lean all the way back. Then they play a Song, finish the lyrics, then you stop the song. Am I boring you?
[66:45]
Monet X Change
No, you actually. I'm so engaged. I'm so happy.
[66:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, thank you. And then once you stop the music, if they don't know the next lyrics, you let go and they fall in the pool.
[66:55]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[66:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
I still feel like what Patrick chose for me was insane.
[67:00]
Monet X Change
I don't think it was insane. It was a little difficult, but it was not insane.
[67:04]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was more than a little difficult. Patrick was like, this is a song. Patrick was like, oh, you'll know this. So I'm like, oh, it's going to be amusing, musical. It's gonna be Nicki Minaj. It's gonna be Kesha. It's gonna be Beyonce. It's gonna be Mariah Carey. Something I'm. Something everyone knows I listen to. It's gonna be Doja Cat. Everyone knows. Patrick, like, trust. Patrick was like, baby, baby, you'll know this song. Patrick plays a song that Kim Chi performed on a tour nine years ago.
[67:36]
Monet X Change
And he was like, well, you heard it every night for a month. What do you mean? You don't know this?
[67:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
A song? Kim Chi, not me. Kim Chi performed on a tour nine years ago.
[67:49]
Monet X Change
That was funny. Nine years ago, that was funny.
[67:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
[67:52]
Monet X Change
What was that year. What was that? The pronunciation of years referencing.
[67:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
I have. I have an accent.
[67:58]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[67:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
You know how you pick up accents, people around you sometime?
[68:00]
Monet X Change
And who. Who is. Who did you pick that up from?
[68:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Auntie K. Who, by the way, I had to stand up for Auntie K' cause y' all were bullying her. Y' all were bullying Auntie K. Auntie.
[68:12]
Monet X Change
K. That was Andy. So we're playing Anomia, y'. All. So how anomia works is that. We've talked about this before. There are a stack of cards in the middle, and they have things on them like prompts, like a disinfectant, a car color, a fart sound, whatever it is. And as you flip, we go around the table, clockwise motion. You flip the card to you, and when the symbol on your card matches with someone else's card, you have to say what's on their card before they say what's on yours. So ntk, you know the game. For some reason, even when I first started playing, there's a disconnect. Your brain is, like trying to figure out what the heck is going on, so you just kind of stumble a little bit. So we have this thing called the Shady Turn. It is customary that when you flip. When you take the card and flip it, you want to turn it so everyone around the table sees a card at the same time. So it's fair.
[68:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
Like this. Facing down. Boop.
[68:58]
Monet X Change
And turn. Auntie K would go to the deck, pull the card, and go like this, y'.
[69:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
All.
[69:03]
Monet X Change
And if you're. Sorry, if you're listening, you go to the. Go to the Patreon. She would take the card and go like this. This.
[69:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
Meaning she's looking at it, reading it, and then putting it down.
[69:11]
Monet X Change
And then putting it down. But because she was so bad at the game, I was like, I'm not bothered by this. Andy was. She was losing.
[69:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
She was. Y'. All. She was losing the worst.
[69:19]
Monet X Change
Everyone.
[69:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone was Molly whopping ntk. Karen could not stand a she. She did not stand a chitin. And also, the thing is, it doesn't help you because knowing your own card doesn't matter.
[69:32]
Monet X Change
And I think that was messing her up. So she put her card down and just say what was on her card as opposed to looking for the other car. Match it to see what's on the other car. So I was like, you know what? She. She. Every little bit of help she can get, give it to her. Andy was like, no, Auntie K. That is a shady turn. He needs to flip the car down. I was like, andy. And it's okay. She's.
[69:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
But the thing about a shady turn is it doesn't really matter, because what's on your car doesn't matter unless you're.
[69:59]
Monet X Change
Looking at what the other people. The other symbols have. When you see, you know, what someone matching.
[70:02]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, for clocking the symbol, but she was reading the card, but. And your Aunt Sharon was actually pretty good at the game, I think. She won one.
[70:11]
Monet X Change
Yeah, she won one. She won the last one. Yeah. Auntie Sharon. I love Auntie Cher.
[70:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
And at one point, I. Well, Monet says auntie, and I say aunt or aunt. So I said, antoinette. And she was like, annette. And I was like, I know. She's like, you called me Antoinette. And I was like, no, I said Aunt Annette.
[70:37]
Monet X Change
And then at one round the course, the prompt that Bob was saying to Auntie K said, like, say a French word. So Bob just goes, putin. And then I was like. We were like, what does that mean? He's like, fuck you. Everyone was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[70:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
It was the first French word that came to my head, girl.
[70:57]
Monet X Change
Merci.
[70:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
It didn't come to my head, Monet. It didn't come to my head. It didn't come to my head.
[71:01]
Monet X Change
Oui, oui, bitch. Oui, oui, oui.
[71:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oui. It did not come to my head. What came to my head was puton. And then I said, lefou.
[71:09]
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. And she was like, we cannot believe. He just cursed her out. That was crazy.
[71:14]
Bob the Drag Queen
I did not curse her out.
[71:16]
Monet X Change
You curse her out, girl. You said you.
[71:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
I was standing up for Auntie K when. When everyone else was dog piling on. Sweet. Auntie K. Oh, my God.
[71:25]
Monet X Change
My Auntie Sharon is literally calling. Let me answer the phone. Let's see what she says. Auntie Share.
[71:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Listen.
[71:29]
Monet X Change
Bob and I doing a podcast. You're on. You're on the podcast right now. Do you want to say anything?
[71:32]
Bob the Drag Queen
Anything? Hello, America. How's everyone? America?
[71:37]
Monet X Change
Yeah, everyone is good. How you doing, Auntie Share?
[71:40]
Bob the Drag Queen
I am doing wonderful.
[71:41]
Monet X Change
And see Auntie Karen and Grandma to be taking. It's carrying home. We just wanted to call you and thank you so much for everything. And please tell Bob thank you for being so humble. We love him and we gonna see him soon. You think Bob is humble? Okay, y', all. That's the point.
[72:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not very nice.
[72:01]
Monet X Change
I think. I think. I think y' all had one too many White Claw and 20 tequila shots.
[72:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not nice either.
[72:09]
Monet X Change
All right, I'm doing the podcast. I love you guys. Drive safe.
[72:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay? Love you.
[72:13]
Monet X Change
Okay.
[72:13]
Andy
They asked you about Bob cursing your. Oh, okay.
[72:15]
Monet X Change
Oh, I forgot.
[72:18]
Bob the Drag Queen
But yeah, I mean, that was. That was. That was a really, really fun moment. I really enjoyed playing the game. And then I started. So then I did start calling her Antoinette as a bit. I was like, antoinette.
[72:29]
Monet X Change
We made Bob. Bob made some squoosh. Well, he bought the ingredients to make squoosh, which is squash.
[72:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
The name keeps chang changing. Every time I talk to you, it's squash.
[72:37]
Monet X Change
But you said squoosh, so that everyone's making fun of you calling it squoosh.
[72:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
I thought it was squoosh. I have some squoosh in my fridge right now. Also, I need that. That. I need that container back. That doesn't belong to me.
[72:49]
Monet X Change
I'm keeping that.
[72:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet. I need that back. That does not belong to me. I need to return. I took it without permission.
[72:55]
Monet X Change
Wow. You said so, Jacob. That's not nice, Bob. You're literally admitting to.
[72:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
That was before the podcast started.
[73:01]
Monet X Change
But it doesn't matter. It's happening real time. You stole something.
[73:03]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, what about stuff you. Can I call out random stuff you did that wasn't nice? A long.
[73:07]
Monet X Change
I. I have a list. I have a list for you too.
[73:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can that. Can that count to what we. What we're getting at. What is this?
[73:13]
Monet X Change
It's a mirror from some. This company called Petty Pout. I want to. I want. I. I want to sample Silke songs in, like, some, like, gay pop songs. Do you think that. Do you think that that was slap.
[73:22]
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I. I don't know much about soca, but I'm now a big fan of Rebecca. What's her name?
[73:27]
Monet X Change
Patrice. Patrice Roberts.
[73:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Patrice Roberts. Her. The two songs that I do know about her. Your family really got me into. You think Patrice Roberts is home the. Of.
[73:36]
Monet X Change
I don't know.
[73:37]
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we get her on the podcast?
[73:40]
Monet X Change
I mean, let's see. I don't know.
[73:42]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. How many followers does Patrice Roberts have on social media? Patrice Roberts, we're talking to you right now.
[73:47]
Monet X Change
She.
[73:47]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is she St. Lucian? Where's she from?
[73:49]
Monet X Change
No, I think she's Trinidadian.
[73:52]
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, Patrice.
[73:54]
Monet X Change
I mean, Rihanna's not one. She has 771,000 followers. Yeah, she.
[73:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
She homophobic and she's from Trinidad.
[74:03]
Monet X Change
No.
[74:05]
Bob the Drag Queen
Nicki Minaj is from Trinidad.
[74:08]
Monet X Change
Is she homophobic?
[74:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think so. I think she's problematic.
[74:13]
Monet X Change
Did she. I mean, she. Did she use the F word like, freely?
[74:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
Not. I haven't heard Nikki use the f. Slur.
[74:20]
Monet X Change
Oh, I have.
[74:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
You.
[74:22]
Monet X Change
I thought. I thought it was a thing I remember seeing online, but who knows?
[74:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
Do stop being a fact.
[74:27]
Monet X Change
Did she?
[74:28]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Honestly, I support him.
[74:32]
Monet X Change
You know?
[74:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
You ever seen Doja Cat say, stop being a.
[74:35]
Monet X Change
No, I haven't seen that.
[74:36]
Bob the Drag Queen
Please pull up Doja Cat stop being a faggot. It's so good. It's being inserted right here. I'm obsessed with this clip. Who. Okay, I'm going to name people and you're going to tell me. Can they say faggot in like a. In like a joking sense?
[74:47]
Monet X Change
Okay, okay.
[74:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monique.
[74:51]
Monet X Change
No, no, no.
[74:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
Some more.
[74:55]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[74:56]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, okay.
[74:57]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[74:59]
Bob the Drag Queen
Gayle King.
[75:02]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[75:04]
Andy
Michelle Visage.
[75:06]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[75:07]
Bob the Drag Queen
Lady Gaga.
[75:08]
Monet X Change
Yes. Oprah.
[75:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Oprah. Yes.
[75:13]
Monet X Change
If Oprah said faggot a joke with you, you would be into it.
[75:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
If I was with Oprah in private and she said, I came in, these faggots were going crazy also.
[75:21]
Andy
Wait, sorry. What was. What did we say about G. Gayle King?
[75:24]
Bob the Drag Queen
G. King was a yes.
[75:25]
Andy
Because she has said it.
[75:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes. She did Factory on. On. On. When she was quoting Matt. I don't think she knows what it meant. She said, actually, she might have. She was. She was on the morning show with Matteo Lane, and she goes, what is the. What in the is this? She said my favorite quote of yours and you said, what in the is this.
[75:44]
Andy
And Mat just goes, I can try to find out.
[75:47]
Monet X Change
Okay. Beyond Beyonce.
[75:50]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, Beyonce can't say it.
[75:54]
Monet X Change
Why?
[75:55]
Bob the Drag Queen
She can't. She can't say it.
[75:57]
Monet X Change
Tell me why.
[75:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
She doesn't give the vibe of. She doesn't give, like a doja cat or a dochi or Nicki Minaj. She seems too buttoned up to be saying faggotry for me.
[76:09]
Monet X Change
Rihanna.
[76:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
[76:11]
Monet X Change
Totally. Right?
[76:13]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
[76:13]
Monet X Change
Sza.
[76:15]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes.
[76:16]
Monet X Change
Yeah.
[76:16]
Bob the Drag Queen
It seems like you say it with vitriol and it would still be okay. Easily. Kathy Griffin.
[76:26]
Monet X Change
Yes.
[76:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, for sure.
[76:28]
Monet X Change
Ellen. No, no.
[76:33]
Bob the Drag Queen
Ellen better watch her mouth.
[76:37]
Monet X Change
Keep that word out your motherfucking mouth.
[76:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Ellen DeGeneres cannot say it.
[76:43]
Monet X Change
Why? She can't say it.
[76:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
One does. Sykes. Yes.
[76:46]
Monet X Change
Yes, yes, yes. For sure.
[76:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
It's hard to explain, y'. All. You just, you know when you know, but you think Beyonce can say it. Like, imagine Beyonce. Like, think hard about Beyonce saying it and tell me you don't feel offended. See, Beyonce can't say it. She can't say it.
[77:03]
Monet X Change
Yeah. Michelle Obama.
[77:05]
Andy
Did you see the Noah's Ark movie?
[77:07]
Monet X Change
No. Oh, my God, I forgot. I'm going to watch that today. Have you, Have y' all seen it?
[77:12]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we watched it together.
[77:12]
Andy
Yeah, there's a, There's a Beyonce song.
[77:15]
Monet X Change
I would just say, should we, should we do a little.
[77:17]
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. The whole plot is.
[77:20]
Monet X Change
Andy and I were going to come over tonight. We can watch it at your house.
[77:23]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. We're, we're, we're. I mean, we can watch it. No, I can't watch it again. We already watched it. I'm, I'm, I'm going to move on.
[77:28]
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. See, Bob, how many times can you.
[77:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
Watch a movie where you're like, it's a rap. Oh, no.
[77:32]
Monet X Change
There's movies I watch. I, I, I like. There's movies I watch literally all the time. Like, there's, like, I have. Andy and I have a thing of movies that we. We want to watch, and I will watch the same movies. I haven't seen a low down dirty shame. I watch it about four times a year. I watch Element about six times a year. I just like the movie.
[77:48]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have this year. I have maybe two more centers in me. Two more.
[77:53]
Monet X Change
Two more.
[77:54]
Bob the Drag Queen
I've watched it twice.
[77:56]
Monet X Change
I've seen it twice now, too.
[77:58]
Bob the Drag Queen
I think I have. I think I have one more Wicked in me.
[78:02]
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think I'm going to Wicked for now. I think I, I will re. Before part two. I'm going to Rewatch the first one again. So just. I'm saving it for that.
[78:09]
Bob the Drag Queen
I could watch Little Shop five times this year, easily.
[78:15]
Monet X Change
I haven't seen the Notebook. The Notebook used to be my comfort movie. I haven't seen that in a while.
[78:19]
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have any more Notebooks in me ever, ever again.
[78:24]
Monet X Change
What about your favorite, the Time Traveler's Wife?
[78:27]
Bob the Drag Queen
I could watch Time Travel's Wife again, but only if we're all commenting on how messy and problematic it is.
[78:31]
Monet X Change
You know what, Bob? I have to say, I shared this. Is this. I'm having a real vulnerable moment with you right now. I shared one of my favorite movies with you, and it's something I wanted to share with you because I thought it was emotional and beautif. And you did nothing but the entire time make it uncomfortable for everyone watching the movie.
[78:51]
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so we used to watch. So we used to watch movies on our Patreon with our. With our patrons. But then Amazon did a thing where you can't screen share anymore, so we stopped doing it. You can't screen share from Amazon anymore. They cut that function off. But we used to watch movies we watched. And Monet would always pick some very problematic movies.
[79:10]
Monet X Change
They're not problematic.
[79:10]
Bob the Drag Queen
You picked that South African movie. That South African guy was like, this is. This is a mess. They were using slurs in the movie. White girls using slurs.
[79:19]
Monet X Change
It was a color friendship. And every 90s Disney kid saw that movie. And it will be. You know, when you're young, you're not thinking about those. You're thinking about. Oh, it's about uniting people differently.
[79:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
You're not South African. There was a South African there. And I remember watching it. He literally went. When they said, there's apparently some word that you use for black people in South Africa that is really unfortunate. Friendly. I don't remember the word.
[79:42]
Monet X Change
I remember. I wouldn't say it, but I remember it.
[79:44]
Bob the Drag Queen
But, baby, a few people in the chat were like, what? And then when they introduced me to the Time Travis wife, which I had never even heard of, by the way. And y', all, this movie is bananas.
[79:59]
Monet X Change
Bananas.
[80:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
Particularly the point where he is butt naked in the woods with a little girl.
[80:06]
Monet X Change
Okay, you're taking it out of context. He's a time traveler, and when he time. He tri. He time travels involuntarily. And then because he's, like, linked, because this person in the original timeline is his wife. So they meet when they're both adults and become wives. So I think how his brain works. So he's like inextricably linked to this woman throughout time. So when he starts time traveling, he goes back in time and his body teleports. When he teleports, he can't bring his clothes with him. So he'll pop up at various points in of front her life. He can't choose. He just pops up there without clothes on. Sometimes I will say the time traveling.
[80:41]
Bob the Drag Queen
Is involuntary, but this movie was not involuntarily written.
[80:44]
Andy
It is a work of fiction.
[80:45]
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Why.
[80:46]
Andy
Why does he need to be naked when he time travels?
[80:49]
Bob the Drag Queen
They could have just changed that and we would have. And we as the audience would have accepted it. Like they did not have to write that mechanic in there. And also what happened was he's lowkey dating this little girl. Low key key in the woods, no other adults around. A butt naked man shows up in the woods to meet with this little girl. He's like, and meet me back here again, little girl next week. I'll see you soon.
[81:10]
Monet X Change
Okay? Okay. First of all, the reason why she meets him there is because she brings him clothes so he is not naked. When he like, he pops up and there are clothes there, he gets dressed so he's not naked.
[81:20]
Bob the Drag Queen
But then he tells her to come back and meet him again with more clothes.
[81:23]
Monet X Change
Yeah, because he doesn't want to be naked in the woods.
[81:26]
Bob the Drag Queen
Why couldn't she say bring an adult?
[81:29]
Monet X Change
Because. Oh, didn't adults gonna understand that he just popped up in the woods?
[81:34]
Bob the Drag Queen
But a child will.
[81:35]
Monet X Change
Yes, because they. She believes in imaginary friends and they have suspension of disbelief.
[81:39]
Bob the Drag Queen
But if he says. If he says, I'm gonna appear at noon, so bring me a doll at 11:45, they can see.
[81:46]
Monet X Change
He doesn't know what time he's gonna pop up. He just. He doesn't. He can't. He can't say, yes, I'm gonna be here at 1:37pm make sure to close their hair at 1:35.
[81:53]
Bob the Drag Queen
No, come back and don't tell anybody. Everybody is crazy.
[81:57]
Monet X Change
Okay. He did not say don't tell him. I want to be that very short.
[82:00]
Bob the Drag Queen
I haven't seen it in a while, so I don't remember. But y' all go back and watch. I need to. I need to do a whole video on why the time Traveler's wife is a mass of a film. That being said, Jacob, what's the final tally? Who was the nicest?
[82:13]
Andy
You were the nicest. With two infractions, some warnings. Monet got five.
[82:21]
Bob the Drag Queen
Monet, is it nice what you're doing right now?
[82:24]
Monet X Change
I am not shaking my head at you. I'm shaking my head at the temperature in this room. It's so hot.
[82:30]
Bob the Drag Queen
We will see y' all next week. Bye, everybody.
[82:32]
Monet X Change
Goodbye.