The One Where We Mind Meld

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry

Episode: The One Where We Mind Meld

Date: September 2, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Main Theme Overview

This episode lives up to its title, as Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change "Mind Meld" in more ways than one. The duo—joined intermittently by Jacob and others—bask in their signature, erratic banter as they discuss Monét’s trip to St. Lucia, queer events in the Caribbean, word association games, backstage protocol, and the fine art of navigating wild friend groups, while dipping into Drag Race, gaming, and their respective comedy tours. Their infectious chemistry is on full display as they riff, roast, and reflect on everything from Carnival costumes to childhood card games.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Monét’s Trip to St. Lucia and Caribbean Queer Advocacy

• Monét shares experiences from St. Lucia, praising the efforts of 758 Pride, a local queer advocacy organization.
  • “I had a meeting with them…just finding out about the work they’ve been doing for over like a decade and a half of…trying to get Pride and more representation and health care…in St. Lucia, it’s really, truly a lot of beautiful work.” (04:31)
  • She reflects on the hospitality and the push for more visible LGBTQ+ events in St. Lucia and the Caribbean.
  • Bob is invited to participate in St. Lucia’s Carnival for queer representation; he’s open to joining a float, less so to “skanky” costumes:
  • “I don’t know that I can imagine myself wearing some big crazy costume at a parade….but being there sounds so fun.” (13:23)

2. Upcoming Stand-Up Tours and Shows

• Monét announces comedy dates in Eugene, Oregon and Burlington, Vermont, expressing her push to sell out all shows.
  • Bob plugs his “This is Wild” stand-up tour, kicking off September 18 in Sacramento, with particular excitement for his Columbus, GA show:
  • “This might be my edgiest stuff…I’m ready to see how my family’s gonna react to it in Columbus.” (52:25)

3. Playing "Mind Meld" — The Core Game of the Episode

• The hosts attempt several rounds of the word association game "Mind Meld" (first introduced at 36:02). The rules: both say a word at the same time, then try to converge on a word that relates to both previous ones.
  • Notable round:
    • Apple + Coffee → Juice + Beans → (struggle intensifies), eventually landing at “tea.”
  • Memorable struggle:
    • “Fart” and “bracelet” as starting words. (46:54)
  • On rules: ongoing debate about compound and open compound words (apple juice, welcome mat, Super Smash Bros).
  • Bob: “We should be way more tapped in. We have known each other a long time…should be way more tapped in.” (45:19)
  • Jacob joins in, leading to further playful bickering about how quickly they’re able to “meld.”

4. Games and Gaming

• Conversation about favorite games from childhood and today:
  • Boomerang Fu (a party game):
    • “I will tear you up from Boomerang Fu. First of all, I have all the DLCs…” –Monét (22:35)
  • Dress to Impress (Roblox):
    • Jacob is “obsessed” (33:38)
  • Nostalgia for Minesweeper and Solitaire on old computers, with Bob explaining Minesweeper’s logic (32:26).

5. Card Games, Black Culture, and Childhood

• Reflection on Spades, Dominoes, and communal gaming:
  • Spades etiquette and its cutthroat nature in Black American families:
    • “If you are hesitating in spades, it is a big deal, especially if you won this particular book…” –Bob (29:27)
  • Monet reveals, sheepishly, “I just don’t even know the rules of it…I’ve always felt like a bad Black person because…people playing Spades, I’d be feeling embarrassed…” (27:54)
  • Discussion of “white” analogs: Rummy, Gin Rummy, Go Fish.

6. Navigating Vulgar or Inappropriate Friends (Advice Section)

• Listener “Mason” asks for advice about a friend who blurts out “offensive and outrageous things” in public.
  • Bob: “I would not want to be around someone talking about…how their pussy smells bad…in the middle of the airport. This is too much. Please meter your behavior.” (53:44)
  • Monét: “Is it just something that’s suddenly annoying you?...just distance yourself or…mention it to her. But then that seems very passive aggressive.” (54:38)
  • Consensus: bring up the behavior, judge intent and context, and accept that sometimes friendships run their course.

7. Backstage Protocol & Drag Tour Anecdotes

• Mixed feelings on backstage companionship before and after shows.
  • Monét: “I don’t want the energy before show…It should just be me…It doesn’t give me energy, it gives me anxiety.” (58:28)
  • Bob recalls feeling awkward when strangers were in the dressing room while he was changing, preferring close friends or no one at all.

8. Miscellaneous Banter, Running Gags, and Notable Quotes

• On Parade Costumes and Queer Community:
  • “I want you, me, Naomi, fucking Trinity…I want us to come…all these fucking faggots in these fucking crazy outfits.” –Monét (13:48)
• On Social Memes & Internet Fame:
  • Bob reveals family members are only now realizing he’s a meme: “Did you know that there’s a meme of you saying, is it…with this lady saying, is it art? I’m like, yeah, girl. Fashion.” (65:55)
• On Mind Meld Difficulty:
  • “What is going on with farts and bracelets?” –Bob (47:25)
  • “There’s no way. There’s no association there.” –Monét (47:36)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|---------| | 04:31 | Monét on Queer Advocacy in St. Lucia | | 10:05 | Bob asked if he’d “jump Carnival” (Caribbean parade, not familiar expression) | | 14:24 | Caribbean gay-friendliness compared among Bob and Monét’s experiences | | 22:35 | Boomerang Fu video game debate/bragging | | 27:54 | Spades vs. Dominoes, and Black folk game etiquette | | 36:02 | Introduction and first play of “Mind Meld” game | | 53:44 | Listener advice: on handling an outrageously inappropriate friend | | 58:28 | Backstage guests pre-show: Monét’s anxiety vs. Bob’s openness | | 65:39 | Viral internet memes, fame, and family reactions |

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Monét X Change:
“I want you, me, Naomi, fucking Trinity. I want us to just come at all. These fucking faggots in these fucking crazy outfits.” (13:48)

Bob the Drag Queen:
“I have never heard that express in my life.” (10:22, about 'jump Carnival')

Monét X Change:
“I just don’t even know the rules of it… I’ve always felt like a bad Black person because when I go to people’s cookouts… people playing spades, I’d be feeling embarrassed…” (27:54)

Bob the Drag Queen:
“What is going on with farts and bracelets?” (47:25)

Bob, reflecting on internet fame:
“Every once in a while someone from my family is like, you’re a meme. I’m like, girl…” (65:45)

Bob, offering advice:
“I would not want to be around someone talking about how their…stinks in the middle of the airport or how their pussy smells bad…” (53:44)

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Tone & Style

Irreverent, quick-witted, and friendship-first, the episode is a prime example of Sibling Rivalry’s “barely controlled chaos,” blending cultural observations with uproarious, candid storytelling and spontaneous bursts of shade, geekery, and heartfelt advocacy. Fans of the show will feel right at home with the meandering tangents and playful digs.

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Summary Takeaways

• Delightfully messy: The episode toggles between word games, tour updates, cultural conversation, and advice with friendly chaos.
• Peak chemistry: Monét and Bob’s natural rapport and non-sequitur humor make even the most random tangents entertaining.
• Community spirit: Important nods to queer advocacy and visibility in the Caribbean.
• Cultural touchstones: Whether gaming, spades, or Drag Race, the hosts’ personal histories and shared cultural references are center stage.
• Invitation to play: The “Mind Meld” game provides a template for comedic moments and listener engagement—expect to see it on TikTok soon.
• Audience participation: Advice column is as honest and unfiltered as the hosts themselves.

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For New Listeners

Start here if you want a quintessential Sibling Rivalry episode—equal parts drag, games, queer culture, friendship therapy, and inside-joke energy.

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(Advertisements and non-content sections omitted. If you liked the game, try playing "Mind Meld" yourself—bonus points for integrating “fart” or “bracelet” as a starter word.)

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monetx James.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet visits St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

Bob and I meld our minds and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we found out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Of all the things you could say, you had to come in here and say that they know how to be at this man's restaurant and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have never heard that express in my life.

[Monet X Change]

Have you seen the Mama Lucci Mamushi Megan thee Stallion video?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

It's good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've heard. I don't know that that song grabs me the way that some of her other songs have in the past.

[Monet X Change]

No, I was wearing that same shirt today. Sorry, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I didn't really, you know, go crazy for it, but I've heard that it's a really good video. You really want to talk about the shirt?

[Monet X Change]

I was wearing it all day today. I literally just took it off. Digital podcast. It's funny work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What made you want to wear that shirt?

[Monet X Change]

What made you want to wear it? No, I didn't want to wear it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you put it on. What made you want to wear it? Did you not. Did you wear it against your will?

[Monet X Change]

I said no. I said, I took it off for the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, what made you want to wear? He said, I didn't want to wear it. I said, were you wearing it against your will? What do you mean you don't want to wear it? What made you want to wear that shirt? Never mind. I was saying, what made you want to wear the shirt? You wear the shirt. What made you want to wear the shirt that you wore all day?

[Monet X Change]

I was just wearing a shirt around town all day today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Monet X Change]

Wasn't. There wasn't a. A particular calling like soup or writing? I just was wearing. It was a shirt in my closet. I was just wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mitchell doesn't call you the way that. That the pen and the paper do.

[Monet X Change]

It does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, does.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

It doesn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The heavyweight champ found dead. That's crazy.

[Jacob]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The heavyweight champ.

[Monet X Change]

The heavyweight champ. The champ is here. The champ is here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[Monet X Change]

I think it's from. I think Muhammad Ali. It's from something. Some. Somebody. Some prolific fighter, sports person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then someone turned into like a beat or something.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it became, I think, I think it became a song or a beat in the. What's his name? Get my wife's name. Watch your mouth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Will Smith.

[Monet X Change]

Will Smith. Ali movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the movie's called Ali. Where. Do you remember who played Don King?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jamie Foxx.

[Monet X Change]

Jada Kiss. Is that the song though, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I mean, I listened to like a brief 15 second clip and I believe it is, but I did not listen to it for a long period.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you big Jedicus, man?

[Monet X Change]

My brother was into Jadakiss and I, I just remember the lyric. Jada, mwah. Kiss you something, something, something. I don't know what song it's from, but I just remember this Jadakiss lyric.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the name Jadakiss. It's a good rap name.

[Monet X Change]

Is there, is there a pun I'm not getting?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think so.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. His name is Jay. Didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe Jacob. Can you tell us what Jadakiss's legal name is?

[Monet X Change]

I'm screaming in my mind. Jacob just pulled this out of his like it was, it was one of Jacob's favorite Jadakiss songs.

[Jacob]

Jason Terrence Phillips.

[Monet X Change]

Jason Terrence Phillips. JT

[Bob the Drag Queen]

J. Anyway, we haven't done advice in a long time. We should do some advice. We should give some advice to people.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I love doing advice. Advice is always a good one. We get to, you know, drop little gems, little things for our listeners who have questions about life. Have you ever, have you ever called into, have you ever called into an advice anything, like a column or something for advice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think so. No, I don't think I have.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has. How does, how St. Lucia treating you?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. St. Lucia is amazing. St. Lucia is just as beautiful, as fierce as I remember the local event organizers there 7@758 pride on all social media. They've. I just, I just, I had a meeting with them this evening with all the organizers and everyone and just finding out about like the work they've been doing for over like a decade and a half of really just putting, trying to get pride and more representation and health care and different services. For queer people in St. Lucia, it's really, truly a lot of beautiful work. So shout out to Fucking. Fucking seems aggressive. Shout out to Jessica, everyone. At 758 Pride, they're really doing really, really fierce work. I'm just so grateful and honored that they had me a part of the thing. I was like, girl, I'm gonna do what I can with my platform to amplify what they're doing here, and it's just. It's just really fair. So shout out to the whole 758 Pride crew here. It's been really lovely. Very, very, very lovely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What town are. Are you. Are you in right now?

[Monet X Change]

Currently, I'm in close to Groselet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Grose.

[Monet X Change]

A la Gros Ilay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How far are you from Kingston?

[Monet X Change]

There's no Kingston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a Kingston St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

There's no Kingston St. Lucia, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it.

[Monet X Change]

There's no Kingston St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google Kingston St. Lucia. You'll get. Everyone knows about Kingston.

[Monet X Change]

There's no Kingston. I'm not even gonna waste my time and do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is this a stop on your tour?

[Monet X Change]

No, this is not a stop on our tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a show, and you have a show there. You have a show before you were there, and you have shows after you leave there. So why is it not stop on your tour?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how you define a tour. This is not part of my tour. My tour. I'm doing some comedy dates. Some Just random comedy dates in Eugene, Oregon, September 13th and 14th.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Almost as exciting as girls lay.

[Monet X Change]

Almost exciting. Almost. And then I'm gonna be in Burlington for weekends of comedy. So if you want to come see me do some comedy in Vermont. Never have I been to this. I have been. I went to Andy and I went to a wedding in Vermont. But I'll be first in Eugene, Oregon, and a couple of nights to selling out. But I want to sell out all of them. Y' all know I love selling out all of the night, so get your mother tucking tickets. Yeah. So those. Those are my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many shows are you doing there?

[Monet X Change]

Just one show on Sunday.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, in. In. We are not on the same page tonight in Vermont.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Well, you said I named, like, four cities. You're like, how many shows you doing there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you talking about selling out the show. The last show you're talking about was we're Burlington, Vermont.

[Monet X Change]

No, it was Eugene, Oregon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, what are those? The shows you're trying to sell out?

[Monet X Change]

I'm trying to sell all my shows.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How many shows are you doing in these towns?

[Monet X Change]

I'm doing five in each. I'm doing five in. Five in Eugene and five in Burlington.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That sounds exciting.

[Monet X Change]

Very exciting. I never. I, I, I. Yeah, I have been to Eugene as well. I've been to all the city. All the cities of performing I've been to before. Yeah, I've been to Eugene. Have you ever been to Eugene, Oregon? It's very different in Portland, Oregon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Monet X Change]

It's very different in Portland, Oregon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eugene is where they do a lot of Olympic training.

[Monet X Change]

I know that because, you know the Ducks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What? Ducks.

[Monet X Change]

Like the big college there? I think it's the Ducks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I didn't know about that. I just know because I've. I performed in Eugene, Oregon, before. Before I was ever even a drag queen.

[Monet X Change]

Doing what? Your little children's theater?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Or. Sorry, I'm trying to get in the habit of. Stop saying Lil.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, how's it going?

[Monet X Change]

You know, it is. It is baked into the bread. It is. It is baked into the bread of exchange. I'm trying to let it run. Let the glory of the Lord rise among us Let the praises of our king rise among us Let it rise Anyway. Do you know that song?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that is not a song, particularly

[Monet X Change]

for a world that Bob is just at. Just like, at a Christian church. Hands of Praise and the Glory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We wouldn't sing something like that, though, at my church.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I'm talking about you going to like one of those type of churches. Let the glory of our king rise among us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I went to a white church for a short while when I was in high school because it was the closest church to my house, oddly enough, which is funny, because I did not grow up in a white area, but there was a white church around the corner from my house, and it was only walking distance.

[Monet X Change]

A predominantly white church.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Called Barren Baptist Church Work. And I really want. And I really wanted to go to church. So I was like, I'm just gonna go to the one nearby the house.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, one thing about you. I mean, Wayneville really wants something. She would do it. You better. Would you walk to this church?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't far, so I lived, like, on the property directly next. So the. There was nothing separating the school from my apartment building. Like, nothing.

[Monet X Change]

This.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that's the church. Well, here. Slow down. Have you seen this meme of Omarosa? No.

[Monet X Change]

Slow down. I know what it's from, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna ask all your questions. We're gonna have them all. You don't have to ask any questions at once. I Was so there was nothing but separating my school from the. The property for my school, for my apartment building. And then right past the school was the church. It was like if. If you were standing on the front porch of my middle school, you could see the church right there.

[Monet X Change]

Got it there. Well, also, before I forget to say this, too, they wanted more queer people to come here and like, whatever. Would you. Would you ever come to see Lucia? Would you ever come to St. Lucia to perform?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, of course.

[Monet X Change]

Would you ever. Would you ever. Would you ever jump Carnival?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jump Carnival? Would I jump carnival?

[Monet X Change]

Can you not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I need to hear that. I need to make sure I'm hearing what you're hearing. Would I jump Carnival? Is that what you're asking me?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's an expression.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have never heard that express in my life.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Would you ever. Would you ever play mass?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know these expressions and, you know, I don't know them.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just asking. I don't know. But sometimes, you know, weird shit. I'm like, yeah. He'd be like, yeah. I don't know. I just listen to this person. See if you know them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not know if I would jump carnival. I don't know if I would play mask.

[Monet X Change]

Mask, mask. So they have carnival Harry. And that's when you. Have you ever, you know, see those pictures of Rihanna or Chloe Bailey or Nicki Minaj or Adele?

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Adele, with her feather backpack and her bantu knots, with her Jamaican.

[Monet X Change]

That's not the same thing. That was something else. Yeah, you're obsessed with that adult. You. You bring up that Adele picture once a year. Do I? You do. You always bring up that goddamn Adele picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's once a year. That frequently.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, this picture is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Atheo. Oh, it is Carnival.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, oh, in London. That was in London, not in Jamaica. Okay, got it. Anyway, y' all are obsessed with this. Jacob, please take this picture off of the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Adeo.

[Monet X Change]

Now, Jacob, bring in the one of Rihanna. Just type in Rihanna, Barbados, Kropova. Anyway, when Jacob sees the picture, you'll bring it up. Would you ever be interested in going. So it's a big street parade and festival, and you get dressed up in this beautiful costumes and like, you're. There's music and stuff and vibes, but I'm trying to get a bunch of queer people, drag queens, trans women, everyone to come up and just. And come and come for Carnival in St. Lucia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know that I can imagine myself wearing some big crazy costume at a parade. I don't think I've ever, Of course, hundreds of times. I mean, 100, maybe dozens. Dozens of times. I've definitely been to parades in.

[Monet X Change]

But in this kind of sexy outfit, I said if I do it, I would need to, like, I would get my bill in America for my drag body and come out. Like, I need mine, like, specifically made. Like, I need mine to be, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

know, for a drive, not importing. That's crazy. You don't hire local talent. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I could drive. Would you do this, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not gonna wear some, like, skanky outfit. I'm not gonna wear a revealing outfit.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. We can make it like a leotard. Something that you want someone to. Something you've worn before, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You mean up in full drags?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, honey. We got to do it up for the queer people here, for queer visibility.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm queer when I'm. I think I'm visibly clear when I'm not up in a dress. No one's question. No one's like, I mean, for comfort, I probably wouldn't do it because I also don't want to be in drag. Not in heels. I hate to see drag queens.

[Monet X Change]

No, maybe we're wearing heels, but. But you're wearing heels. Instead of walking the route, they're gonna have us on the truck. We don't have to walk. We'll, like, be on the truck.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we're on a float. Okay. This is. This is. This is. This is speaking to me more.

[Monet X Change]

Do it for me, Bob. Do it.

[Jacob]

Do.

[Monet X Change]

Do it. Do it. Do it for me. Do it for me.

[Jacob]

Do it for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rachel, you know, I. This is not an endorsement, but I, I, I certainly could see myself there, enjoying myself. But the idea of, like, dressing up in some massive costume, especially if it is revealing, especially if it is hot, but being there sounds so fun.

[Monet X Change]

It would be hot. I want. I want like, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd also be much more pleasant and enjoyable if I didn't have to dress up. I'd just be a more pleasant person to be around.

[Monet X Change]

I want you, me, Naomi, fucking Trinity. I want us to just come at all. These fucking faggots in these fucking crazy outfits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just like, just us. Dang. No mistress, no cam mistress. No Nigeria.

[Monet X Change]

You don't want Nigeria, Jacob, you can do it too. Oh, Nigeria actually has a feather, but, I mean, I have to be specifically. Anyway. I don't know how many people I can mobilize, but it will be so fucking lit and so fierce, and it will be such a gag. And so fucking gay. But, you know, a girl can dream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

St. Lucia seems like a place that's pretty gay friendly from what you said.

[Monet X Change]

Out of this. Out of the Caribbean countries. It is one of the more liberal ones. Like, you know, they have ones people like, it's more. The more liberal ones. Like, you know, Suriname is super liberal. Guyana, Curacao is super liberal. Like, they have, like, pride.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, apparently you can't wear camouflage.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the one where you can't wear camouflage?

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm screaming at this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, there's no way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there's a time where you. No, that. I think they just did that.

[Jacob]

I did a quick Photoshop job. I. I don't use AI anymore.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, because they. Good they gathered you, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I just recognized that photo from earlier.

[Monet X Change]

From earlier. Who is that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who that. No, the photo of myself.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it. You look so cute in this picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is me on someone else's body.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I would not look like that. It looks like Nicki Minaj.

[Monet X Change]

It does look like Nicki Minaj on Nicki Mirage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What were you talking about? It is Nicki Minaj. And bam. Just like that. That was impressive. That was very impressive. I need for you all to acknowledge how impressive that was.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you can tell by the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

body, but I'm the one who clocked it and I would like for you to acknowledge that.

[Monet X Change]

What's that Cliff on T. Madison? She's like, clocked and clocked and clocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I haven't seen that one.

[Monet X Change]

She has so many ts. Madison has iconic phrases and idioms, and for days, every time she opens her mouth on a live or something, she is just dropping something funny and something just so inspirational.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now it's not the Boer worms, which I don't know what this is, but everyone's saying it.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just here's Madison on the bald and the beautiful going, not the bore worms.

[Monet X Change]

Ty was saying this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do not know what it means. But she just keep. But she just kept going, not the bore worms.

[Monet X Change]

Ty is. Ty is online more than you. Ty knows everything going on all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I knew it. I knew it.

[Monet X Change]

But you don't. You don't know what it means. Ty knows what it means. He was trying to explain to me earlier and I was like, yeah, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have not watched the episode, but I just keep hearing not the boore worms. I think. Who. There's some drag queen who was using it, I think. Was it. Was it concealed? Concealed? And Carrie Kobe. Was it armed and glamorous? I can't remember. Close your eyes.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Exhale.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry

[Monet X Change]

that I wouldn't get my new contacts

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh.

[Shannon Maldonado]

They're so fast.

[Monet X Change]

And breathe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I almost couldn't breathe when I saw

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the discount they gave me on my first order.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order, 1-800-contacts.

[Monet X Change]

This mood lighting behind you is so. It's like blues and orange almost. Because the room is orange. Like, the blues make it look like you're. It's like black light.

[Jacob]

Oh, Ask it to change the colors.

[Monet X Change]

We know every time. Every time y' all niggas got them. Y' all will tell us that shit will change colors. We know y' all should change colors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, we tell you that. I don't like. That's something we say a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Because one time you were on the thing, and you and Jacob. Why is it so red in there? And he's like, it can change colors. And he made the whole thing blue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's wind. Till someone mentions the colors, it's not, like, unprompted. Out of nowhere, you're like, oh, the lights are blue. It wasn't, like, unprompted. No one. We were just like. And I know we're talking about carnival, but here's a total side note. I could change the colors of my room.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You act like that is literally. That is literally all of our conversations, just a bunch of non sequitur things. We just be transitioning to different things all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This wasn't that, though. This was not non sequitur. This was in context. It made a lot of sense.

[Monet X Change]

I'm talking about the carnival to the lights.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You brought the lights. I didn't bring up these lights.

[Monet X Change]

The lights. To the changing color lights. That makes sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't understand, but what I'm saying is we didn't bring up the fact that the lights. You make it sound like. We just bring up the fact that lights can change unprompted.

[Monet X Change]

Out of nowhere, we talk about the lights. Y' all tell us they can change. That's what I'm talking about, I guess.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The color of the lights. Yeah. If you mention the color of the lights, we're going to continue the conversation. You got us.

[Monet X Change]

You're obsessed with Kanye west all Other lines.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to heart. Heart. Heart and soul. No heart. What's it called, Jacob? Heart and soul. Part of your heart, heart part.

[Jacob]

What is this? All right, describe it to me more.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We went there together today. Together today.

[Jacob]

Hard house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hart House. I went to Hart House. Kevin Hart owns a vegan or plant based. Plant based. I don't know if they have dairy or not. Restaurant in Hollywood, right across the street from Hollywood High School. And I was like, I'm gonna go up in there. Gotta be honest, I don't think I've. It's never busy

[Jacob]

now.

[Monet X Change]

Of all the things you could say, you had to come in here and say that. They know how to be at this man restaurant.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not done. I'm not done. And I found it quite tasty. Jacob got these, like, cheesy sauce covered tater tots. They were really great. I got the.

[Shannon Maldonado]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. The chicken with kale slaw and the. The hot chicken with kale slaw. Fantastic. Jacob got a burger. How was your burger, Jacob?

[Jacob]

It was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Caleb, Jacob Camion got a. A chicken sandwich. And we all sat there. Sat outside a hard house. Anyway, there. There. There wasn't a long wait. So you just walk right in, get your food, walk right to the front door, get your food. It was good.

[Monet X Change]

How is. How is Camyon liking Ella?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, you know, he says he likes it. I mean, we could ask him. He's probably. I don't know if he's asleep. He's probably not asleep. I mean, came on. Can I ask you a question? I think you. I think he likes it. So, for those who don't know, my nephew Cameo has moved to live with me here in Los Angeles. He was living with my mother in her house. I'm in here. Camion. We're on the podcast. Monet wants to know how you're liking la. Say it to the mic.

[Monet X Change]

I'm liking la.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

It's cool.

[Monet X Change]

You got a nice vibe here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, the vibe is nice.

[Monet X Change]

Has a nice. What? Vibe. Yeah, nice vibe. Cameo, you know, you. You know Bob. Bob used to tease me about the word vibe. And now he. Now he up in here. Vibe and every other sentence.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. All right. Do you have anything else you want to say to Monet? Cameo, you gotta say it to the mic.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all on Twitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, this is. No, this is a app called Riverside. It's a website. And then this is gonna go up on YouTube. You better be. You better be on. You want them to follow you on the ground?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the gram. It's kind of weird, but it's. O h, N. U h, N. What does that mean?

[Monet X Change]

This is zero.

[Jacob]

Nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What does it mean?

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Oh, nine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it just me all night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no, you have to text to me. Wait, am I following you on Instagram?

[Monet X Change]

I think you are. Wow, you don't follow camion. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I follow. Came in.

[Monet X Change]

In real life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I followed him all the way to Georgia. Oh. What?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, it's just a regular.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, the letter O. Uh huh.

[Monet X Change]

O. O H. Oh. O, h, N. Okay, Cameron, we gotta change your handle. What the hell does that mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, oh, none.

[Monet X Change]

I see it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, none. Oh, it's like none. No, no, you don't follow me. Dang ate me up with that one.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have any posts.

[Jacob]

True.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be posting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll be posting.

[Monet X Change]

Not zero posts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zero. Pose. Zero posts. All right, now you're looking at yourself.

[Monet X Change]

Go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go back to your. Yeah, Cameron's enjoying himself. We. We worked on Cameron's resume last night. Last night. I've also started playing a game called Boomerang fu, which is so exciting.

[Monet X Change]

I am obsessed. I will tear you up from boomerang fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, will you Bob?

[Monet X Change]

I will tear you up from boomerang fu. First of all, I have all the DLCs, and when I. When I in the Boba, baby. Ain't no. I ain't no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm coffee. I'm a little coffee. Coffee. Be like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I will break your little coffee cup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, you know what? Well, we shall see.

[Monet X Change]

We shall see. I'm really good at boomerang fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim introduced me to boomerang fu.

[Monet X Change]

Camion or Kim?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Kim introduced me to boomerang fu.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you play to her house? Did you play with her?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we played in Joshua Tree.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did she whoop you up?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even once. Kim never beat you.

[Monet X Change]

Kim is. Kim is. Kim is really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she didn't beat you. She did.

[Monet X Change]

She didn't beat me once inside. But you said whoop me up. What. What. What constitutes whoop me up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, was there a. Was there a particular victory that was scathing?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, then I guess she didn't whip me up. I didn't get whooped up either.

[Monet X Change]

Did you win any. Did you win of the rounds?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

See, if I don't know what boomerang fu is. You play as, like a different fruit or beverage. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Food. Eggplants.

[Monet X Change]

Eggplants. And you try and then you have a boomerang in your hand and you, you can, you can either throw the boomerang or push your opponents off of the stage. And it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or you can also strike with the boomerang too, without throwing it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And then. But like, you also like, ricochet the boomerang. Oh, my God. Boomerangs, you know. Oh, yes. I tell you about how I like fucking knocked Arcia out with my boomerang on campus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. So you can ricochet the boomerang off of things to hit people. It's. It's a fun. Low stakes, easy, easy to learn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can also explode. They can catch fire. There's a lot of madness. You can control the boomerang with your. There's a lot going on in boomerang. It is a very, very fun game. And last night me, Jacob, Cam and Mikey played it here at the house and. And we had a good time.

[Monet X Change]

Boomerang. Food is good. Oh, you want a little happy family? How come you invite me over?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because you're a little far away. You're a little far away.

[Monet X Change]

Check. Why? I just want to see that. I don't know why I want to,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but you're certainly invited to come play boomerang Fu.

[Monet X Change]

Let me tell you something. Bob and I, we literally pay tag in L. A. I get to la, he leaves. He literally. We are just. We are rarely. It's okay. He's off of the tour now. And we are still just never occupying LA at the same time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When are you back?

[Monet X Change]

I get back and you leave. I get back on Tuesday. When do you leave?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't leave until like the 17th.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you had said you was leaving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm going to tomorrow. I'm going to my family reunion, but I'm coming back on Sunday. Oh, we're going to Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

Mississippi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Jacob's great return to Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

Is this, Is this the time with the fireworks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. Jacob's been more than one. Have you been more than once, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Yes. Wait, I forget. I've been to a different family.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think.

[Jacob]

I think I've only been to Mississippi once. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then the rest were on.

[Monet X Change]

And

[Jacob]

Corin is what, lunch?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I work Corinth. Corinth is wild.

[Monet X Change]

Corinth. Whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

People who live in Corinth call it Corinth. You know, there is no car rent.

[Monet X Change]

Car rent?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, like you're renting a car. Car rent.

[Monet X Change]

You know, there is a Corrent in St. Lucia. Where I'm at is literally right next

[Bob the Drag Queen]

to Corinth, right next to Kingston.

[Monet X Change]

There is no Kingston St. Lucia. Stop telling people that. Kingston, you were talking about, did your family play spades?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Some of them, but my family more played. Plays dominoes. A lot of the ladies don't play spades, but a lot of the ladies play dominoes, though. My family very into dominoes growing up, and they play spades, but it would get too mean, and I didn't like playing it as a kid. I really didn't enjoy playing spades as a child.

[Monet X Change]

So why am I talking about that? The difference of the different blacks, like Caribbeans and Africans. I don't think we play spades. Spades is not part of our thing, but dominoes is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the thing about playing spades is. I mean, when I was a kid, I was a sore loser. I'm not a sore loser now. I actually don't mind. You think I'm a sore loser. Like, what am I sore loser about, Smash? I'm not a sore loser. I think I gloat when I win, but I'm not a sore loser. I'm not like you beat me, but I gloat when I win.

[Monet X Change]

You might call me gloat is an understatement. Let me tell you something. Bob would be eight rounds down. He beat me one. Yeah, Monet, that's how you play. There's more than gloating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not a sore loser, though.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would not. I would not consider myself a sore loser, but as a kid, I really. I was a very sore loser. And I did not. Like, I don't know what happened. I just kind of just feel like it's whatever. And I like to gloat because trash talking is fun. I mean, Monet knows this. I would trash talk when I'm losing. Like, I will be so far behind and still acting like I'm about to. I try to talk about games I've never played. I'm trying. Talking about being able to shoot a gun by the. I've never even held one. I just think it's funny. But that's why I did not like playing the case. So maybe now, as an adult, now that I don't really care much about losing like, that I would. I could probably play again and be fine with it.

[Monet X Change]

I just don't even know the rules of it. Like, I've literally never played. I've always felt like a bad black person because when I go to people's cookouts or barbecues and black folk, people playing spades, I'd be feeling embarrassed to say that I don't know how to

[Bob the Drag Queen]

play spades, I haven't played in years, but I'm pretty sure it's similar to gin rummy.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what that is either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or bridge.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know the. What's bridge?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All these games are kind of like variations of the same game a little with. With slightly different rules.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. All I know is spades. You have to get your books and you have to. And you're playing on teams, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no teams. I mean, you probably can play on teams.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard the version. I've heard that you play with teams, people playing and, like, the two are on one thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to play as a kid, but then I just. I hated it. Like, I. I like when I say how much I hated as a kid because my cousin Scooter was so.

[Monet X Change]

Your cousin Scooter, Is that your cousin's real name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, his name is Lamar.

[Monet X Change]

Is it good? Oh, Cousin Skeeter is a show, yes,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but my cousin's Lamar, but we call him Scooter.

[Monet X Change]

Why is he called Scooter? Black. Black folk will name somebody something that has nothing to do with them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your name Scooter.

[Monet X Change]

They were like, oh, yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's. That's Lil Charlie over there. Why is he Charlie?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He used to scoot on his butt when he was a little kid instead of walking. He waited a long time to walk and he would just, like, pull himself by his feet to. To get around to come.

[Monet X Change]

Scooter Potato does that. It's so gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should call him Scooter. Little Scooter. But anyway, Scooter was really mean about spades. Like, also, like, if you are. If you're a child and you're trying to remember the rules, if you are hesitating in spades, it is a big deal. It is a very big deal, especially if you won this particular. This book. But then there's a. Some people have this game where they don't leave your kids in the street. Where. Meaning I can pick up your book if you didn't pick it up and.

[Jacob]

What is a book?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The. It's. This is like the round so everyone goes one where you put your cards in. And there's something where the cards have hierarchies and like the, the, the. The. The suits have hierarchies. And then obviously the numbers do. And whoever has the highest number slash suit in that round, you win that book. So everyone puts it down and you're trying to win that book. Oh, yeah, there are partners, but you don't want to overcut your partner. So if your partner puts down a. Yeah, it's coming back to me now. So your partner puts down a nine. You would not put down a ten because then they wasted their nines. Or if your partner puts down, like a queen and you put down a king on top of their queen, you did win the book, but your partner then wasted their queen.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I would do that as a kid because I'm like, I just want to put down the highest card. Oh, I have a king. I'll put on the highest card. And then if you don't pick it up soon enough, they'll take it and be like, it's mine. I get to have this now. I. You left your kids in the street.

[Monet X Change]

Spades seems like a peppermint game. Peppermint sound like she'd be great at spades.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then there was also, like, you know, I didn't. I actually really liked the slapping the card on the table because I was really good at it. I was really good at making a very loud slap on the table. Sometimes it would slide off and then we'd be looking for it and stuff. But it was kind of part of the fun of it. But Scooter made it where I didn't want to play spades anymore.

[Shannon Maldonado]

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[Monet X Change]

Is there a white version of spades? Like, what's there? Go fish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's Jim Rummy.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gin rummy. I think it's called gin.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I've actually never played that game before, but I think it's like spades.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I mean, I remember Rummy being a game on a computer, right? Like back in the day when you were finding. Were you looking for games upon a computer? Rummy was one of them, but I never played it. I would just play solitaire and like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember playing solitaire either. I used to play on the computer all the time.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember the. I just remember, like, the car.

[Monet X Change]

It's literally the easiest thing. It's so easy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I like, I remember liking solitaire as a Kid. It was really great because my. All Microsoft computers has had solitaire on them and I really a good round of mine. I was a great at Minesweeper.

[Monet X Change]

Really great. It's just random.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not random. Minesweeper is absolutely not random.

[Monet X Change]

That's the thing with the 12 in the minds.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you click on a thing and it tells. So if there's a three, that means of the eight dots surrounding it, three of them are mines.

[Monet X Change]

But how would you know which three? You just. How would you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, you use math and you. Some. Some of it's a little bit of guessing, but after a while it becomes strategy. So like for example, if you pick. Let's say you pick the corner, you always start in the corner, right? Because you know if you're in the corner, there's only three surrounding it, Right. So if there's none, then you'll get the whole space. You'll clear up a big block. But if it says two, then you have to pick which one you think it doesn't have and then you click that one and then open up more space. And the. The point is to find the mod.

[Monet X Change]

You don't know though, like, if it's two of them, you're. You're just guessing which one is. Like, there's no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There is still some strategy to it, like where you pick which ones you pick.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it is strategy, but a lot of. But I think it's like you're guessing. Like there's no like mathematical way to figure out. Oh, is this one as opposed to this one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe I should play Minesweeper one day. Anyway. Are you also. Are you playing Dress to Kill Roblox? Dress to Kill.

[Jacob]

Dress to Impress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Dress to Impress.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob was talking about this the other day. Jacob is very excited about this game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is very expressed.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob was telling me about this game and Jacob Jacobs is really obsessed with this game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, you have no idea. Jacob's obsessed. And I like the game. It's fun. I think I want to get up in drags and stream it work.

[Monet X Change]

I want to get. I want to get into streaming too. I want to play all games. Not all games, but like Jacob, what's the game? What's. What's like Lara Croft and Tomb Raider.

[Jacob]

Oh, that was. There's for a PlayStation.

[Monet X Change]

No, what's to Raider? Hold on, is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna slow down. I'm gonna ask all your questions. You don't have to ask any questions at once.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna do it. It's a. It's called a third person. Like, what's the type of game?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A third. A first person shooter.

[Monet X Change]

No. Yeah, that's Call of Duty.

[Jacob]

So, I mean, like an action game. Lower Crop is like an action adventure game.

[Monet X Change]

Like, like when you can see the person. Third person. Yeah, I like. I like third person games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Super Mario Mario 64.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I was so good at myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Zelda's one. Zelda's probably one of the most famous.

[Monet X Change]

I can't with Open World. I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A lot of those games are open world, though. That's kind of what a lot of. Not all, but a lot of those games are. That.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but like, for example, right. Spider Man. Amazing Spider man. And all those new ones for PS4 and PS5. Those are open world, but they're more guided. Breath of the Wild is too open world. You will spend 40 hours wrangling horses and. Do you. I don't like Zelda. Okay, what was the second one? Time of the time of Tears of the Kingdom trailer. Tears of the Kingdom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I almost misspoke. I apologize. I apologize. I almost said the wrong thing. And that was not. I didn't do it as a joke. Any genre. That was not as a joke. I just almost accidentally said the wrong thing. Tears.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I know what you've got. The thing from social studies that we learned.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I almost said that. But I would need y' all know that was not as a bit. I just. My mind just said it without thinking.

[Monet X Change]

I can tell how you. How your. How your hand genuinely came to you. Like you generally talked to you. Like. I saw that. I saw that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I just don't want people think I'm like, this is a funny joke to me. Because it's not a funny joke to me. It was just like. It almost came up. It was a free thought. It was like my. My brain was just making thoughts in my head before I could actually. And I just said it before I could do anything about it.

[Jacob]

Wait, do you know the game Mind Me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mind Melt?

[Jacob]

Mind Meld. So you and Monet both say a word at the same time, and then you. You try to position yourself between the two words, and then you try to get to say the same word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this game. I love this game.

[Monet X Change]

Let's do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, Jacob, count us in.

[Jacob]

All right. One, two, three, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coffee.

[Monet X Change]

You said apple. Mm, I said coffee.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Yep.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have the new word.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, hold on. Okay.

[Jacob]

One, two, three, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jeez.

[Monet X Change]

What'd you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Juice, a drink and an apple.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Coffee beans. Apple, like the little Seeds.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You knew. As you said, it didn't make no damn sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So now we're at juice and beans. Yeah, now we're at juice and beans.

[Monet X Change]

And you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think you can repeat words. So now we got to keep moving forward, because the natural progression would be coffee from there. But we can't say coffee now. So we got. We're at juice and beans. We need to find a common word. You're ready?

[Monet X Change]

I got it. I got Bob. Bob, we are locked in. Okay, we locked.

[Jacob]

1, 2, 3, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

T. Now you have it. We cheated because the talking. I. I guided us through talking. No, we're not allowed to do that.

[Monet X Change]

I was going there already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's do it again.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

One, two, three, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money's not ready. Beans was crazy. And you. You know, it was crazy. It was.

[Monet X Change]

It was. It was. It was juice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, here we go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Also, no joint words.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, no, apple juice. Yeah, well, apple juice is not a compound word. It's just my word.

[Jacob]

Like, race car.

[Monet X Change]

Compound word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Apple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe like. Maybe like someone or. Apple juice is two words.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Sometimes I'd be like, I need to go back to English. There's so many, like, rules or English language. I'm like. I just. I do them, but I don't fucking know what they're called or what they are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think something is a compound word. I think that earring.

[Monet X Change]

Compound words are words that can be hyphened.

[Jacob]

Okay, wait. I'm pulling up a little chart for us.

[Monet X Change]

House. Open. Compound. Hyphenated. Okay. Hyphenated. Compound. Mind blowing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, so they're all compound words. So apple. So apple juice is a compound word.

[Jacob]

It's a type of compound word, I believe. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. Okay. All right, let's do the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Work.

[Jacob]

One, two, three.

[Monet X Change]

What'd you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A shoe. You said of Oz. That takes a while to get there sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes it takes a while to get there. We might not get it right away, but I have a word. Yeah.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm happy to explain how I got here once we say it, too.

[Jacob]

One, two.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You said shoe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You said vase.

[Jacob]

One, two, three, go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rug. You said home. All right, we got it. We should have this. A rug and a home. This next one should be easy as cake. Everyone's already typing into the comments. They're already tapping into the comments.

[Monet X Change]

What I say. I am sweating. I am sweating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's because it's hot in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

No, this is stressful. This is stressful. Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We already have it. Jacob has this one. A rug and a home. Monet. Come on.

[Monet X Change]

OK. All right.

[Jacob]

1, 2, 3.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Run a bit

[Monet X Change]

like a runner. Like a runner in your home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I understand what a runner is. It just seems like the opposite answer was carpet, but we're gonna get there. A runner and a carpet. Okay. You ready?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I got it. I got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got it now. This was easy. We got it.

[Monet X Change]

We got it.

[Shannon Maldonado]

We got it.

[Monet X Change]

We got it.

[Jacob]

Okay. One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Curtains. Curtains.

[Monet X Change]

What the is curtain?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's ban open compound words.

[Monet X Change]

A runner and a carpet. You wear curtains?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. This is more in the house.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

No.

[Monet X Change]

A welcome mat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're not. Apple juice. Welcome, Matt. Horse fly. You're just like. Certain words just are not for me, in my opinion, like a desktop computer. You can. No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. That's crazy. A desktop computer is crazy. I feel like. Can y' all please comment below? I feel like welcome Matt was perfect.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we got to keep going.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. What is the. The curtain and a welcome mat. What the we gonna do? Okay. Okay. Oh, wait. So no compound words.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Open compound words.

[Monet X Change]

What's the open. Now you got me. What's the open combo word again?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome mat. Like two word like apple juice. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I said welcome, Matt. That's the open one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want them.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so. So we're not doing open contact open

[Bob the Drag Queen]

ones, in my opinion.

[Monet X Change]

So there's single words only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Unless you are into. Unless you are into open compound words.

[Monet X Change]

Because I think in my. What's coming next is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Will be supposed to get clues.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, well, okay. We're doing open compound words.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, okay. You just. I feel like you just cheated now. I know what you're saying, but we'll have to do another after this because that was cheating. Go ahead.

[Jacob]

All right. One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Front door.

[Monet X Change]

In between the welcome and the curtain is the coffee table.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything is between the welcome mat and the curtain. Everything in the house is between the welcome mat and the curtain. You could have said pencil. You could have said potato. You could have said. If that was your logic.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

This is.

[Monet X Change]

This is hard. I can't. We can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you cannot give up like this.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, Coffee table in the front door. What are we gonna do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've got it.

[Monet X Change]

There are too many options.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've got it. Let's do two more before we get there.

[Monet X Change]

Coffee table in front door. Coffee table in the front door. Coffee table. Okay.

[Jacob]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Delivery.

[Monet X Change]

Delivery.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because what's. What you're eating what? You're eating off the coffee table is being delivered to the front door. Okay, that makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

This is. This shows how our brains are so different, how we work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We got the last one.

[Monet X Change]

Again, we're not. Delivery. And sofa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I got it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I think. I don't. Okay.

[Jacob]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Furniture. We're done. It's a wrap. I don't want to ever have this post game again. I'm done. I'm done with you. Explain blanket.

[Monet X Change]

Like, you get delivery and sofa. And after the sofa, you're gonna get on and, like, cuddle and watch a movie. So you put a blanket on, you watch a movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see that. That makes sense. That makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

That was. I cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We did so well the first time.

[Monet X Change]

We did so well the first. It was so good the first time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, count me and Jacob in.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'll count y' all then. 1, 2, 3.

[Jacob]

Computer, Zelda.

[Monet X Change]

Computer and Zelda.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, y'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all ready? One, two, three.

[Jacob]

Super Smash Bros.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Super Smash Brothers and Switch. What the. Y'. All. Okay. Super Smash Brother. Who's that? Super Smash Brothers. Jacob, that is a triple compound word.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like the long words, but people are doing it these days.

[Jacob]

I think it's more about word association, and that's just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or for you words. Association.

[Jacob]

That's fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob said in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, hold on. Super Smash Brothers and Switch.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. I don't know where y' all gonna go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Jacob]

Okay. One, two, three.

[Monet X Change]

Three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Video games.

[Jacob]

Video games.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There it is.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, y' all were. So one person literally finished the video games. The other person said it afterwards.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's with the timing.

[Monet X Change]

No, because Jacob was counting himself in. Jacob just took the reins himself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, who. Who said it first to you?

[Monet X Change]

I heard you say it first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, did you cheat?

[Monet X Change]

No. Yes, he did. You know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, did you cheat? I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob will cheat also.

[Jacob]

That's not a wild one, to cheat. We also got that in the same amount of time it took you, Monique, to get tea. I don't think that's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Anyway, that's good. Should we do this on TikTok, Bob for some tiktoks?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like it. Yeah. I enjoy playing this game. I was really into this game during the tour. We were. All the dancers were doing this. I got them onto it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I feel like, you know, I just feel like we should be. We should.

[Shannon Maldonado]

We.

[Monet X Change]

We should be way more Tapped in. That second one was ridiculous. We should be way more tapped in. We have known each other for a very long time. We spent a lot of time together. We do a lot of stuff together. We should be way more tapped in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then do one more.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, last one. The list is probably, like, hanging up our antics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they're like. I mean, if you're here to be bored with us enjoying each other, playing games, that would be. I don't know that that would be really a real odd choice in my opinion, but maybe they are.

[Jacob]

I think I'm actually with Monet saying that, like, compound words are acceptable, because for me, that's more about word association and finding something in between. And sometimes the common thing is something like video games or Super Smash Brothers. And it's. And it's. Then finding a one word is where you actually end up getting thrown off.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I acquiesced. I did. I said video games. I was like, we can do.

[Jacob]

That's a really good word. I like acquiesce.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't, like, stay. I don't know the rules. I don't know. I'm standing front. It just makes it easier if you aren't opening things like Super Smash Brothers. Like, it makes it easier for your brain if you're not being, like, ninja smoothie, ninja creamy machine. You're being wild. Blueberries, smoothie, cereal. It's like. Okay.

[Jacob]

All right, you ready?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, for example. So would Tears of the Kingdom be a good answer?

[Jacob]

Yeah. I mean, if. If I say Zelda and you say Breath of the Wild, then the next logical answer for both of us would be Te of the Kingdom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. You ready? M. Yep.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bracelet. You said fart. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

And you said what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bracelet.

[Monet X Change]

All right, I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Jacob]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

I can't. I cannot play this game. Cannot game.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I can

[Monet X Change]

wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is going

[Monet X Change]

on with Farts and Bracelets?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is happening? Are you okay? You have an emotional experience in St. Lucia.

[Monet X Change]

There's no way. There's no association there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course there is between me and you. This associates with everything because we're locked in. We don't have to finish the game

[Monet X Change]

if you don't want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't have to finish the game. I don't want to torture you with finishing this game.

[Monet X Change]

I am stressed out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But for the record, it was air freshener. All right, let's air bracelet and air freshener. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

How do you get air freshener from bracelet?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A bracelet is metal. Air freshener's in a metal can. You spray it and you smell it. What did you have?

[Shannon Maldonado]

Nothing.

[Monet X Change]

This nothing is like. Yeah, because air freshener has. Has atoms and a bracelet has atoms and it's like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have protons and neutrons? No, there. There was. Yeah, there was a metal and metal and spray. What else is there with metal and spray and fragrance?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Jacob]

Okay, do you want to try it if I give you both a starting theme?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, a theme will be helpful for me. I need a theme.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is easy. We're on easy mode.

[Jacob]

The theme is Drag Race.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we're doing names.

[Jacob]

Just something. Something Drag Race related.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But are we doing proper nouns? Like, are we doing names?

[Jacob]

We are doing names as well. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay, okay. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob.

[Jacob]

Sorry. One, two, three.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Packing.

[Monet X Change]

What'd you say?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wigs.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I. I got one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One between packing and wigs?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Jacob]

One, two, three. What did you say, Bob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Suitcase.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Suitcase. And Bianca.

[Jacob]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tupperware.

[Monet X Change]

Tupperware.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're cheating.

[Jacob]

We got it.

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't.

[Jacob]

Yeah, no, it sounded like it was the same time. For me, I think maybe. Maybe because there's some lag.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe you got it late.

[Jacob]

But for me, if she was right,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think maybe you and Monet just did the same thing with video games and Tupperware. And I'm on this game here,

[Monet X Change]

the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

only one playing on this game here, you know, which is fine. We were supposed to do some advisory questions, but we never got to them. We still have time to do one.

[Monet X Change]

We gotta at least do what you love.

[Jacob]

I think we're just gonna call this the one when we. Where we mind meld. And then we can. I mean, we can do an advisor if you want, but we could also just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if y' all feel very strongly about not giving it 1. 1. 1 bit of advice. I mean, I don't have any. I don't have any.

[Monet X Change]

This is my favorite bog thing. When something happens, the mom goes. My favorite bombism. You know, if you guys feel really strongly about. I'm like, well, I don't feel strongly

[Bob the Drag Queen]

about not giving the opportunity if you feel strongly. I didn't say you do. I say if you feel strong, and if you don't, then I would like to pursue it. But if you really feel strongly, then I'm like, it's because at the top, we were like, we're gonna do advisory, and we didn't give any advice to anyone. So I'm like, we could still you know, do that. But if you feel strongly, but if you don't feel strong, like, well, then let's just do it then.

[Monet X Change]

I don't feel you positioning me about feeling strongly about something that I don't feel strongly about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm not. No, I'm not saying you do. I'm saying. I said if. I didn't say you feel strongly about that. I say if you feel strongly, then I don't feel. I don't feel strongly enough to, like, advocate for it. But if you don't, I would like to advocate because, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, then let's do it. Let's do the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, let's do a question. It feels like a nice offer to me. I'm like offering you the ability to be like, I really want to do. Don't want to do this. Okay, I'm cool. Does this look like a kind gesture to you?

[Monet X Change]

It was very kind, Bob. Thank you so much. Can I tell you while you can screw that up. So I have been.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. I didn't promote my tour. We just did your tour. I did not talk about my tour

[Monet X Change]

and talk about your tour, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, y'. All, I'm going on tour. My tour kicks off on September 18th in Sacramento, California. You can go to seethedrad queen.com to get your tickets for this is Wild. I am so proud. This is some. My brand new hour of stand up comedy. Those of you in Burlington, Vermont have already seen it. Okc, you've seen it Australia, you've seen it specifically Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney and Perth. And this is, you know, I've got some really great feedback. I'm very, very proud of this hour. So if y' all want to see some. This might be my edgiest stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe on the Edge of Glory.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm ready to see how my family's gonna react to it in Columbus.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You're doing your big Columbus show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to come to see me in my hometown where I was born? If you want to see me about 15 minutes from the hospital I was born in, Maybe less than that. Actually. It might be five minutes from the hospital. Born in. Come see me in Columbus, Georgia. I'm not doing Atlanta because I did Atlanta on New Year. On the new year last year. Columbus, Ga. Columbus, Ga. Are you ready, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Yep. All right.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Hi, Bob and Monet. My name is Mason, 16, from Florida. I have. I am a hardcore bubble Stan, but I need some advice on how to deal with a dumb friend. So my friend necessarily, she doesn't think before she speaks all the time. We could be in a group setting or a public setting or just private, and she'll say the upright, most offensive things and outrageous things without thinking. And I mean, it's fine when we're alone and we do it, but not when we're in a group of people and with a friend group and you just say these ridiculous, outrageous statements. Can you please help me out with what to say to her? Because she has ruined friendships within the friend groups and I don't want to come off as nasty and mean, but it gotta end. Please help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm so curious as to how ridiculous and nasty these things are. Like, I really need to know, is she like, damn, my asshole smells like shit and so does my pussy. Like, or she just kind of like, dang, girl, your, Your hair is a little unkept today. Like. Or is she just like. I'm really curious to what is the level of ridiculous thing that she's saying? Because I can see how being around someone who's incredibly vulgar all the time, everywhere they go, could be very uncomfortable. I would not want to be around someone talking about how their, their, their, their, their stinks in the middle of the airport or how their pussy smells bad or how their dick got dick cheese. That would be, I would be like, at the airport. This is too much. Please meter your behavior. Like, this is embarrassing to be around. But if she's just like kind of like a brass, a brassy type lady,

[Monet X Change]

you know what I mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then maybe, I don't know. What do you think, Ma?

[Monet X Change]

I think if it's the latter, what you're talking about, I think you deserve to keep your peace around that too. And if that's annoying to you, like, hey girl, you can be. It sounds like this is a closer friend, but again, you've obviously been friends for a while. If you guys, you guys seem to have been friends with this person for a long time. So like, is it just something that's suddenly annoying you? And that's also true. Like, the older you get, some shit that you would not annoy you in your 20s starts to ignore you, and you're like, this is just irritating me after maybe five years, 10 years, three years, whatever. I think you'd be like, hey girl. Or just distance yourself in that relationship. But then that seems very passive aggressive to not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They tell me they want to be friends with her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but then, but then you're asking this person to change their behavior and how they are. Like, like you're asking them to change how they behave to accommodate you. When, like, you're saying, she may just be a brass person, that's kind of how she behaves. And I guess if she wants to keep with the friend group and still hanging out, she needs to change her behavior. Or you guys can accept her for who she is and only and only invite her or bring her or bring her to things that won't make you feel uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that acknowledging that someone's behavior is inappropriate is. I mean, I guess it is asking to change their behavior, just like, meter their behavior. Like, I don't think that's. That's uncalled for. If someone's behavior is so wild and you're like, hey, this is a thing that you do. And I find it kind of hard to deal with that. Like, for example, let's say someone's always late, right? You can either just distance yourself from them or be like, hey, you're late a lot. And I'm wondering if there's something you work on. It really helped me in our friendship if you could try to be on time more often. And I guess it is asking them to change something about themselves. So I think that there are situations where it is, in my opinion, okay to mention and be like, hey, this thing is really kind of hard to deal with as your friend. How can we figure that out? You know what I mean? And maybe she thinks she's being funny. Maybe she thinks you all think it's funny. Sometimes certain people do things because they think it's getting a positive response. If she's saying something really vulgar, maybe she thinks that you all are laughing at it, and maybe you are laughing because you're uncomfortable. But she doesn't have the social skills to read that. That's discomfort. And it's not like, yeah, girl, you ate that hilarious joke. You know what I mean? So I would say mention it to her. But also based on how much you want to be friends, it seems like a lot of people have chosen not to be friends with her anymore. And we're back and we're blue.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I think.

[Shannon Maldonado]

I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think mention it to them. And if this keeps on happening after you mention it, then this is how this person behaves. And then you can govern yourself accordingly how you're going to respond to the mentionings of the person and the behavior doesn't change. Have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I have any friends like that, or have I had friends like that in the past? Maybe someone from nightlife who's like, Jesus Christ. Like. Like there'd be times where we would leave the club and then we'd be at a diner and I'm like, I change my behavior in the diner. I wouldn't say that. I'm like doing respectability politics. I'm just in a different place and the vibe is different. But also a lot of those folks would just be literally turned up from the club still. Like, it's because they'd still be high, they still be drunk and, and I was sober, so a lot of times I was able to. And also there are times where like we would go to the diner after the club and the group would be so raucous that we would change the vibe of the entire diner and it kind of just became what we were doing.

[Monet X Change]

I miss those days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can still go to diners after your shows. You want to go to diner?

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't want to stay out, girl. I guess since I got out of the clubs, I don't be doing gigs. I don't be out until 2 o' clock in the morning. Club, comedy clubs, I'd be back in my hotel room by 11 o' clock in bed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't have any friends in those towns, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But also like you and I, Bob and I are so different. Like when I have even like Bob and Matea want like a lot of people backstage hanging out. Ask Patty, Ask time. I want no one backstage. I want like, it doesn't, it doesn't bring, it doesn't give me energy, it gives me anxiety about the show. Like, I like, I like no one backstage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I want a lot of people backstage. I mean, I've had people backstage. But like, what about me since, like, I want to like a lot of people backstage. I mean like, if I'm in like,

[Monet X Change]

especially like, for example, when you did your show at Caroline's, you had the entire crew backstage. I would have hated that. I, I don't, I don't, I don't like the energy before show, before show. Like it should just be me just like with my thoughts and like what's about to do this. Like, I would, I would. Especially recording a stand up special. Oh, I would want nobody there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like. Yeah, I like to have my friends. Especially if I'm, if I'm like at a place and I have my friends, but like random people, you know, you be on these tours. A lot of these girls just want random, random twinks, random big muscle daddies, random drag queens. Just backstage, just, just in there. Have you noticed this?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Guest Speaker / Caller]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

When we were, when we were doing Sapphira. Thorgy and I were doing the show at Lincoln Center. So Thorgy and I were in a dressing room. We're shaking her dressing room together. And then, you know, Thorgy was going through it about something of the show. She had to take a shower at this thing, and she was running late, and we had to do another staging thing, and it was cutting her time. She was like, I just want to do my makeup. And she's doing the makeup. So I'm texting at Jasmine Rice. She's like, hey, Mo, can I come backstage? And I was like. I was like, sure. Let me just hit up towards you. I was like, hey, girl. I have a friend, Jasmine. She's like, Jasmine Wright Sylvania. And she's like, Monet. I just really would like to just. Usually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dang, you still hurt me.

[Monet X Change]

And if.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you saying? I'm sorry, I can't understand you. What are you saying?

[Monet X Change]

Thorgy's saying to me? No, she'd rather just, like, not have a lot of noise. Just be us. Jasmine knocks on the door, like, hey, guys. Because she found her way backstage, and Thorgy was like. Thorgy turns to the door. She's like, Jaz is like, okay, I can leave. Thorgy's like, jasmine, please. And Jasmine, of course, just plops on the couch like, I'm not going anywhere, bitch. I'm just danging right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you had the one who had all the people backstage in San Diego.

[Monet X Change]

I had people backstage San Diego.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had Rob, you had Tyler Patrick.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Tyler works with me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not done. Andy and Andy's friend.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Andy. Andy's friend. Andy and his friend came five minutes before the show started and then came five minutes after the show was done and left.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were they. Were they backst. I was like, get.

[Monet X Change]

I remember being like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to the other. I was like, I guess I remember being like, well, I guess I'm changing in the other room. Like, get out of here. Do you see me holding my dress, like, leave the room?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know why he came downstairs, but he did say, I saw him at Black speech the other day. He's like, oh, my God. Thank you for being. For. For bringing me to sibling rivalry. You guys are so funny, man. And I was like, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I appreciate that part, but I would. But I did not want him in the dressing room when I was changing. I was like, all right. I. I. Do you remember? I just went to. I just went to the other room. I was like, I guess I'm going to the other room and changing now. And they also came back after the shows. It was when we were after the show, and I was sitting there, and I was like, I'm not taking my tights off in front of this guy.

[Monet X Change]

I remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he's walking around, ass cheeks out. I said, well, not me, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Who. I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You changed right there in the room.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember. I was like, oh, Lord, it looks so cute, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You look so beautiful in that video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's very kind of you. Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know you don't like wearing blonde hair, but I think the dark root, it looked nice in the dark root.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I felt like a European honey. Peeing, peeing, peeing. Digging the dancing queen. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Come on, Vibrato Jacob. You heard that little vibrato in there, Dancing queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm posting my video now. It should be up on TikTok by now. But you never sent me your. You're not in the video. You never sent me your. Your. Your espresso riff.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I forgot. I was busy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were scared. You. You didn't want to be in the competition with Jam. You scared to be in the competition with Robin. Fierce. Anyway, you were scared of Candy Muse.

[Monet X Change]

Candice Muse of villains. You're gonna be so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you have any other plans for. For St. Lucia while you're there?

[Monet X Change]

I went diving today. You know, I love diving. I went to go see a shipwreck. It was 80ft. Tomorrow, I'm doing a bitch. I'm doing a press conference.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How recent was this shipwreck?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know how many years. But there's a lot of coral and stuff on it. Like, there was two. It went to two. One is pretty recent, I think, like, only, like, two years. There's not a bunch of coral on it. The other one had to have been at least. At least 10 years because there's, like, a lot of big coral, like, growing growth on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But apparently, to visit a shipwreck from, like, two years ago, there's someone being like, damn, my ship down there was like, I saw your ship.

[Monet X Change]

These are these intentional wrecks. Like, if there's a reason, like, they'll wreck a ship on purpose so that they can make coral for the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For the. For the water. So they sink the ships on purpose?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I did not know that. I never been to a shipwreck. You know, I don't fuck with the water.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I respect the water too much to fuck with it.

[Monet X Change]

It. I want you to get certified. Imagine you and I got certified in scuba diving together. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't seem fun. I can't imagine it.

[Monet X Change]

You said you can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said I. I can't imagine it. It doesn't seem fun. I respect the water too much. Be playing around in it. The ocean's not a game.

[Monet X Change]

But you don't respect the land.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think you.

[Monet X Change]

You think you on whatever land you land on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I live on the land. I think I live on whatever land I live in.

[Monet X Change]

But you don't respect it. It.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course I do. What am I supposed to do? Fly. Fly to the air. I fly like the birds in the skies.

[Monet X Change]

What am I supposed to do? I am no long. I am no longer trying to. What? We can't. We can't. Do what? Why did you post that on the Instagram story the other day? I posted what? That meme, that girl. He's like. It was like, show a picture of how you feel. Why do you feel like that? Can you. Can you tell me? Me?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, like the shock feeling. I feel like I'm off the people always saying something. I'm just like, o this bas that I make a lot. And I was like, maybe something happened. The moment someone said something, I was like, o. That's.

[Monet X Change]

I wonder where she is now. You think, you think, you think she's like, like, I. Someone needs to do like a. An Instagram or some type of show, like, find. Is it. What is it called?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called. It's called like accidentally viral or something. I think it was. It was one of those companies, like, not college humor. It was like buzzfeed or someone did this thing where they were finding people who went viral and then just see like, what they're up to now. They found the woman who's doing this. Uh huh. They found the. Oh my God. I think they found that guy. They just find people who went viral and they just like, see what they're up to now. It's actually kind of. It's pretty interesting. A lot of them are just living normal lives.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And they just see their picture up on the Internet all the time. People are sending their shit all the time. That's so funny.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Every once in a while someone from my family is like, you're a meme. I'm like, girl,

[Monet X Change]

wait, why? Wait, what? I don't understand the, like, did you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

realize, like, some people in my family, they don't. I guess they don't realize that I'm like a famous drag queen. I don't know what they think I'm out here doing these streets. They were like, did you know that there's a meme of you saying, is it with. With this lady saying, is it art? I'm like, yeah, girl, Fashion.

[Monet X Change]

You mean is a fashion?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, oh, yeah, art. Art. And then is it fashion every once in a while? Currently the picture of me dressed as my mom doing this in the. In the camera is going is like making the rounds again. We'll put it up here.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Jay in the group now?

[Monet X Change]

Jay's in what group? I don't know. Jacob. Jacob did not send the pictures like the videos last time. We had sent it. Everyone, like, Bob and Mon never sent it. We had sent it to Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, you really felt the need to throw Jacob under the bus on that one.

[Monet X Change]

You really, you really, like, Bob and Monet are lazy. They never said anything. I'm like, we did our part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, people didn't throw us under the bus. They just, they just acknowledged it. But it just, I mean, you. You did feel the need to let. You did really want to, you know, vindicate yourself, let everyone know it was J.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I did want to vindicate myself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so interesting. How do you feel? How do you feel about that now? You still feel good about. Great. Okay, super. But we can also start a chat that will put Jay in it. That way we won't have to. We can.

[Monet X Change]

Are you a Sabrina Carpenter fan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know two of her songs. Like the two. I know the two same. So I don't know that I could call myself like a Sabrina Carpenter fan. Like, am I a Nikki fan? You know, it's very pull up in a Sri Lanka. Like what? It's very that.

[Monet X Change]

That we were. We were driving to San Diego the other day and Jacob was singing. Jacob sounded good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love listening Jacob sing. Jacob has a beautiful singing voice and I like to watch Jacob sing at Marie's Crisis one time. Jacob. One of my favorite memories is Jacob singing at the piano bar on a cruise ship. He was singing what's the song from Wicked? You were singing, Jacob,

[Jacob]

what is this feeling?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was so fun. He looks like he's having so much fun and he sounded so great. I mean, it was a big group, so I really couldn't hear him in that group, but he was like singing his little heart out.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you couldn't hear him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I. For sure it was. It was a room full of people singing, like full of people. And I was standing like maybe, like maybe 10ft away. From Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Well, the piano gays. The piano. The gays of the piano Bar, they are be. It's just like the. That be going forth of the karaoke. The. The piano gay. Gay bar singers. The piano bar gay singers are wild. They're. They're. Next level.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there's. There's kind of two levels of piano bars. There's like the Monster, where it's like maybe like at the most, 10 people gather around one piano. Usually like four or five people just singing, tipping the. The pianist. And then you have like Marie's Crisis, which is like 40 to 60 queers and fag hags screaming the songs all the top of their lungs.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And which one.

[Monet X Change]

Which one do you think you'd rather go to, Monster? I've never been to Mary's Crisis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, never? No. There used to be this dueling piano bar called Caroline's Dueling Piano Bar or something like that in Times Square. It was such a fun. It was these two people playing piano. It was so fun. But that theater closed.

[Monet X Change]

You're still fun, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. All right. I hope you have a great time in St. Lucia. And I hope I have a great time in Corinth, Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

Can I see. Can I wish you a good time? You just gotta wish yourself a good time, huh?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can wish me a good time, too. It doesn't negate my wishes. It adds to them. It's a bonus wish.

[Monet X Change]

I hope you have a good time in Korran.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, okay.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. I'm sure I'll have a good time. I can't wait to see my family there.

[Monet X Change]

It's going to be a good time. All right, y'. All, until next time. The siblings are out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bye, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Bye.