The One Where We Move Bob's Chair

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where We Move Bob's Chair"

Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: Monét X Change & Bob the Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode is a quintessential Sibling Rivalry experience: full of playful bickering, drag-centric stories, and iconic banter between Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen. The duo touches on topics ranging from dropping out of (community) college, weaponizing drag awards, reality TV recaps, award show antics, and reliving the infamous “Bob’s chair” moment. As always, they showcase their infectious chemistry and comedic synergy, delivering laughs while delving into drag life, pop culture, and personal anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. College Dropout Confessions & The Taxpayer Debate

• Monét admits dropping out of Spanish class at LACC:

  • "Girl, we dropped out. I realized I'm gonna... I don't have time to be up in school learning Spanish." (03:51)
  • She reveals she only audited the class (no credit, went for free).

• Bob accuses Monét of wasting tax dollars:

  • After confirming LACC is a public institution: "So you wasted tax dollars!" (07:31)
  • Bob insists Monét owes the taxpayers an apology ($4 per person joke), which Monét cheekily declines.

• DragCon 'Scam' Callback:

  • Bob jokes that Monét’s dropout echoes a DragCon incident where she allegedly "scammed" an attendee.

2. Drag Awards: Heaviness, Danger, & Deadly Potential

• Award Show Banter:

  • The hosts compare their heaviest awards and speculate which could be used as a weapon in self-defense.
  • Most Dangerous Awards:
    • Monet: Critic's Choice Award ("It's also phallic with a big bulb at the top." 04:54)
    • Bob: BET Black and Iconic Award ("I could accidentally kill someone with this thing." 06:24)

• Award Show Anecdotes:

  • The Signal Awards shout-out: Sibling Rivalry won "2025 Listener's Choice – Best LGBTQ+ Show." (04:23)
  • Playful argument over who gets to keep which awards: “We have to split custody. You get it for half of the year, I get it for half of the year.” (51:49)

3. Physical Altercations: Strategies & Ethics

• Bob describes his fighting style:

  • "Grappling, slamming, choking, gouging, scratching. I’m not interested in a fair fight—I want to end it." (08:59)
  • The self-defense debate and hypotheticals about mistakenly causing harm with an award.

• Drag Race references:

  • Bob draws comparisons between defending oneself and Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings: “You can be tiny and dangerous. Bilbo Baggins does damage.” (10:49)

4. Pop Culture & Reality TV Recap

• Squid Game: The Challenge Season 2 Recap

  • Both hosts recap highlights and "controversial" moments:
    • Monét: “Perla, spoiler alert… so happy she won!” (21:22)
    • Bob: “People start throwing their kids in—bitch, I have things I'm fighting for too!” (23:09)
    • Discussion of favorite challenges, team dynamics, Viper’s dramatic moment (throwing and catching a ball), and the ethics of reality show gameplay.

• Drag Race & The Traitors

  • References to past Drag Race and The Traitors seasons, including Bob’s time as a “villain” vs. “hero.”
  • Acknowledgement of show personas overlapping with podcast antics: "Bob, you were literally a titular character... Again, I was a traitor." (33:56)

5. The Legendary Chair Story – "The Night of the Chair"

• Full retelling of the infamous incident:

  • It involves Bob getting ready for the Slammy Awards, struggling with wigs, and accidentally falling because Taylor moved his chair without warning.
  • Hilarious breakdown of the events:
    • “I'm seething, the wig is, like, askew… I slam into the floor… there was a chair here!” (48:13)
    • After the fall, Bob swaps to his “mangiest” wig and storms out.

• Context about the Slammy Awards and their chaotic energy:

  • Awards like “cunt of the year” and “best breakdown.”
  • The awards incited so much drama, “giving people mental breakdowns.” (43:57)

6. Award Custody & Perpetual Petty Competition

• Debate over who owns which podcast award:
  • Bob: “Since you took the Queerty against my will, I think we figured this out already.” (52:15)
  • Monét: “Jacob gave me the Queerty!” (52:24)
  • Running joke: Split custody, rock-paper-scissors, and accusations of “lying” reminiscent of The Traitors.

7. Podcast & Personal Goals

• Looking Forward:

  • Bob: “I would love to go back to doing some live shows… I want us to get another GLAAD award.” (40:46, 53:03)
  • Monét wants a YouTube revival: “My goal is to get to 250k [subscribers] by the end of the year.” (54:32)

• Nostalgia & Drag Culture

  • Want to revive old traditions like the Glam and Slammy Awards.
  • Celebrating community and the wild history of NYC nightlife.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Stole my fucking money. I'm so mad about it."
  – Monét, on a designer drama (14:02)

• "Long island is low key to Texas of the north."
  – Bob, making a geographic and political quip (42:08)

• "All you advocate for is human wrongs. I'm about to give you some human lefts and rights and hooks and uppercuts."
  – Bob to Monét during a self-defense debate (08:37)

• "Villains don’t fight each other."
  – Bob (35:17)

• "Lex Luthor and GPT. Not Grok. What's his name? ...Grodd. Sorry."
  – Hilariously muddling DC Comics villains with AI tools (35:26-35:40)

• "Y’all, when I tell you… you could have cooked an omelette on my forehead, I was so mad."
  – Bob, after his infamous chair fall (49:01)

• Award Ownership Debate:
  – “We have to split custody. You get it for half of the year, I get it for half of the year.” (51:49)
  – “Jacob gave me the queerty!” (52:24)

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Noteworthy Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | Highlights | |-----------------------------------|-----------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | College dropout & Spanish class | 03:51–08:14 | Monet admits to dropping Spanish, Bob grills her about “taxpayer dollars” | | Award Heaviness & Weapon Chatter | 04:23–07:05 | Discussion of drag awards’ lethality, and who could kill with what | | Physical Fights & Ethics | 08:59–10:15 | Bob outlines “no rules” fighting style, award-as-weapon hypotheticals | | Squid Game: The Challenge recap | 21:15–29:56 | Recap and analysis of dramatic moments, favorite contestants, and reality TV competition ethics | | The Famous Chair Story | 44:00–49:38 | Blow-by-blow retelling of the “night of the chair” and all ensuing chaos | | Award Custody Dispute | 51:17–53:03 | Quarrel over Signal Award custody sparked by Queerty award drama | | Podcast & Personal Goals | 40:46–54:49 | Live shows, YouTube goals, GLAAD aspirations, dreams for more recognition |

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Final Thoughts

"The One Where We Move Bob’s Chair" brilliantly encapsulates everything fans love about Sibling Rivalry: snarky wit, deep drag culture references, wild storytelling, and, above all, the undeniable comedic (and often messy) chemistry between Monét and Bob. From award show squabbles to inside jokes and legendary party stories, this episode is an overflowing grab bag of queer excellence and riotous candor.

Essential listening for everyone who loves drag, reality TV, or just a good laugh about the chaos of queer life.

Transcript

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen

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and I'm Monet's James.

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And this is sibling rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet drops out of college.

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We move Bob's chair and we find

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out what made Monet say this.

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Stole my fucking money. I'm so mad about it. And we find out what made Bob say this.

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Long island is located to Texas of the north.

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Hola. Hola.

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Money exchange. Muy binitu.

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Toro bien.

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Toro bien. Prospero Ano? Si, pero prospero.

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Esteban es muy muy.

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Es espanol or ingles?

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Si, Espanol.

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Oh, si mu. Interesante.

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Joe, escucho. Joe, escucho. Yo, Joe, escucho personos espanol.

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Supersonas. They don't mass Personas de donde Stan in Puerto Vallarta.

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And Mexico. Mexico City.

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And Mexico.

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Mexico. Mexico.

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Ciudad de Mexico. I win. City. Ciudad de Mexico. And on that note, gracias. I don't know how to say that. You're going to watch out. Gathered.

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Mucha gracias para funny.

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I've already won.

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I'm just saying. But it was the muchas gracias viniendo mi show. How do you say show in Spanish?

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No, that was English. No, I don't want to. Mexico. Mexico.

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Mexico City.

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How are you Spanish? Are you still thinking Spanish lessons?

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Girl, we dropped out. It was I. I realized I'm gonna

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say I knew you were like, I. I Monet, you don't have time to be up in school learning Spanish.

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I know, but I thought I did. And I was like, girl, walk around

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your neighborhood you live in. In Little Mexico.

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I was like, girl, I. A month in, I was like, this is like being back in school is a total mindset that I am not ready to do. And I was missing class. Cause I was gone. It was just not a mess.

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We wanna thank the people at.

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I'll handle that. Taylor. Thank you so much, Taylor.

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Cheers wisely.

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Thank you. We want to give a shout out to the Signal Awards. We won the 2025 listeners choice for best podcast, for best LGBTQ plus show. This is a very nice award. It's very hefty.

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Well, I was saying I think I'm gonna do a ranking system where I rank all of my awards based on how, like, could I kill someone with it?

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This is. I mean, this is a weighty. Should we get sleep on the table for this episode?

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What's your Most Dangerous award that you could in the middle? Don't try to put it closer to you.

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I think my Most Dangerous award is probably my critic's choice award. It's pretty heavy and it's also like, it's also phallic with a big bulb at the top. So it's like, boom. You could really bludgeon someone with it. What?

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I guess. Wait, does it peak?

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No, it's like this. And there's a big globe at the top or like a big star globe thing.

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So what makes something phallic? I don't really know because I feel like for me, when I think of phallic, it either has to be a continue shape or it has a taper toward the top. But if it tapers toward the bottom. Whose dick is shaped like that?

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But I don't think phallic means necessarily shaped like a dick. I think it resembling a dick resembling a penis. And so for me, and I've definitely. I have been down the roads with you never had a taper at the bottom.

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I've Had a bulb in the middle.

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Okay. So skinny.

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Big. Skinny.

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Oh, wow. Like, how big was it? Like, how big are we talking in the middle?

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Like a knuckle.

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Really?

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Well, thicker than a knuckle, I guess. My knuckles aren't really big. My knuckles are. I mean. Yeah, yeah.

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The whole finger is just big.

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Anyway, I think most with their second knuckle. The knuckle close to the palm is the thickest part of their finger.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. But I've had somewhere the. The top knuckle was the thickest one.

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Oh, wow. Yeah. That's interesting. Have you ever had. Met. Encountered a penis who had a subdermal implant on it?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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My Most Dangerous award is definitely my BET Black and Iconic award.

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Is it heavy?

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Taylor? Could you. It is. I could easily. I could accidentally kill someone with this thing.

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Accidentally? Yeah, accidentally kill someone.

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I'm gonna. You. I want to hand. It's important I hand it to you because this thing is. It is very heavy.

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Oh, my God. What's heavy? This.

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Oh, easily. Let me not do that easily. The BET Award.

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Oh, yeah, the BET Award. Yeah. This thing is heavy.

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Yeah, you could definitely kill someone with that thing. Wow. For sure. But.

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Oh, yeah.

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Can you take it back, Taylor? So did you have to. Did you just stop going, or did you have to, like, formally drop out? I just thought, oh, my God, you're a college dropout. Welcome to the club. How does it feel?

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I just stopped. I just stopped going. I just.

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So you're still paying? No, no, you have to pay for the whole year. Were you paying by class?

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I. Oh, yeah, I just audited the class.

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She went for free.

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I went for free, basically for the month.

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So you use tax dollars? Whoa, whoa.

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No, no, no, no.

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So you wasted tax dollars. Is it a public school?

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No, it's not.

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What school is it?

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Lacc? Community College.

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That's a public school, Monet.

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No, it's not. All community colleges are not public Google.

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So you wasted tax dollars.

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All community colleges are not la.

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Community college is a public school.

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I don't think it is.

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Yes, go to. This is LA City College is a public community college in East Hollywood, California. So do you want to apologize to the taxpayers of Los Angeles County?

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You know, I am a taxpayer of Los Angeles County. I'm not going to apologize.

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Well, everyone in this room is, too. You owe us an apology. Each of us. Each of us paid about at least $4 minimum. $4 for those classes.

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And I'm apologizing to you. Or you, or you or you. So now what? What you going to.

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Do you owe us? Then give. Then at least give us back our $4. No. Give me $4.

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No.

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I feel like that guy at the DragCon who you scammed.

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You want to think the guy. What is his name?

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I don't know this person.

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He is nameless. You just. You just use him as a prop in your podcast to shame your co host.

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What's his name? I met him once at a party.

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Hey there, name.

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I met him once at a party. I did not remember his name, but. But I believe he still deserves justice.

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So you're just using him as a prop in your podcast?

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I'm using him to advocate for human rights.

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Okay, then how about you do.

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All you advocate for is human wrongs. That's what you advocate for. And I'm about to give you some human lefts and rights and hooks and uppercuts.

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All right. You were. You were good on the wrong.

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I think that if I had to get into a fight, I think. Feel like I don't think I have hands.

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So how would you fight?

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Grappling, slamming, choking, gouging, scratching. Oh, wow.

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So you're like a cheap shot.

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Oh, yeah. I don't. I'm not interested in fighting by any rules. I'm not interested in. I have no interest in like a fair fight. I have an interest in not fighting anymore. Like ending the fight.

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But in a fight, one good one. If the person gets one good swing on you, you could be done.

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I have no hands.

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But say that person just comes at you really quickly. So you have to know how to hold hands to defend your face.

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No, I can. I know how to defend myself.

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Okay.

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But then I'm gonna try to get my hands on you.

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Got it. Would you use a weapon?

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If I had to, yeah, if there was the one nearby. Wow.

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Now what if in the use of this weapon, you accidentally unalive this person? Then what?

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Self defense?

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No, that's not how self defense works.

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Yes, it is.

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It is not just because if someone attacks you and you kill them, I

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believe that my life is in danger and I use a weapon.

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You have to prove that in a court of law, though, that. So that's saying.

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Okay, I wouldn't be worried about it because I wouldn't engage in any sort of battle. That would be. I wouldn't. Yeah. I wouldn't be using unnecessary force.

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So let's say Tracy Marquez comes at you to fight you. I grab my BET award and then you hit her. You bludgeon her.

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Shit. Right on top of the head.

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And then she dies. And so you gotta prove in a

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court of law, why did she attack me? Hold on.

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You gotta prove in a court of law that Tracy Marquez, who was 4

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foot 11, she could destroy my ankles.

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Who is 4 foot 11, was endangering her life until you killed her. You're going to jail for life.

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So you don't think that a short person could do damage?

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No, no, no. Not a short person. Tracy Marquez, who's a sweet, kind, gentle human being.

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Tracy Marquez. Yes. She's lovely. She's lovely.

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So prove that in court of law.

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Have you ever read any JRR Tolkien books?

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Who? JRR Tolkien.

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JRR Tolkien.

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No. Is that the guy who did Lord

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of the Rings and the Hobbit? Yeah.

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I haven't read his books, but they're dangerous.

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You can be tiny and dangerous. Bilbo Baggins does damage.

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Okay. If you're in the. In the. I was saying, I sent on threads the other day. Should I watch the Lord of the Rings movies?

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Like, honestly, I've never seen one, so. I couldn't give you any. Jacob.

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They're long. Right. Knowing what you like.

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I don't know if it's necessarily the series for you. Are there a lot of powers? What? Are there lots of powers?

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No, it's only Gandalf.

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And you've seen it.

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I've seen that.

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There's not. It's not magic heavy. So the magic is more in, like, the monsters and stuff. Like, there are a lot of mythical creatures, but there's not a whole bunch of, like, magic happening.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So maybe not for you. You like Star Wars?

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I've never seen it.

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Me either.

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Never seen a single star or. Dune did not. I saw the first one two shot. Too dark.

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I've heard that Dune is like the new Star Wars.

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I sat in the theater and I don't even have vision impairment. I was like.

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I was like this.

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Cause this shot's so dark. And that's the thing. Everyone's like, yeah, that was a directive's choice. I was like, why did you look

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at me and say vision impairment?

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Because you have an astigmatism and your vision is highly impaired.

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This feels ableist.

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Right? I'm just stating a fact.

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But the way you said it had, like, fervor and acid. Oh, and hype. People that have been obsessed with saying hythe. Hythe. Wait, we're not gonna say. If y' all get that, that's all you have, Hype. If you know where that's from, comment below. Do you wanna give Any shout outs today? By the way, I wanna give a

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shout out to everyone who is buying tickets to my high heels Bad knees tour.

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Such a bad shout out.

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My high heels bad knees store.

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That's a bad shout out. No. Okay, let's start with this. Let's promote the tour and then I want you to give a real shout out.

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You know, listen, you know you cannot control my shout out.

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It's a request. I'm putting in a formal request, okay?

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And we'll see if your request will be denied or confirmed.

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And how long do I have to wait to find out?

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You'll find out. My highest bad news story.

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You try to imitate my heart when you did. You find out. You're like. You're like, be original. Let her have her things.

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Can you talk about how beautiful I look in this?

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Absolutely stunning.

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Steven Simeon shot this.

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You and me going on and on about this garment. And it looks really beautiful. And I mean, can I give a spoiler alert? There's matching shoes

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and there's a pair that don't fit me. And I wanted to give to you like one day. I don't want these shoes.

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They would never fit me.

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Yes, they would. No, no, no. They're a size small for me.

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Then bring them over. No, because they're open toe. You know, I don't really wear open toe.

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Well, you do. Okay. Don't really. It's not. You don't.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't really. I do wear open toe shoes from time to time, but I. But I prefer not to because I don't wear. I don't put my toes out.

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But we could have a matching outfit. You have matching shoes that are fully stoned.

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We have matching outfits. Okay.

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We can get another one. Yeah, I can.

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Like. So I'm about to buy this. So I'm about to wear a crop top. Is there a version of this dress that doesn't have your belly button? Now you got a slut. Get one made in a Bob the Drag Queen silhouette.

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Godoy's making me goy. Godoy. Shout out to Godoy. Geez. For Godoy. What an amazing on time, respectful. I am obsessed with working with Godoy because there are some other fucking designers out here.

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Say we used to stand for something.

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Say I said I was gonna say his name.

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You said.

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And the last time you said, you said Monat. Don't be that girl. Domino Couture moan.

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We had the weekend. That was crazy.

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Stole my fucking money. I'm so mad about it.

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Okay, can we move on?

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Okay.

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Okay, so my high heels, bad knees store.

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My high heels, bad knees store. Tickets are on sale now. I'm going to Spokane, Palm Springs, Homestead, pa. What the fuck is. Oh, that's the Pittsburgh Improv is in Homestead. I didn't know that. I love that improv.

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You've been there.

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I love that improv.

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Which one?

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Pittsburgh?

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No, I did a different video in Pittsburgh.

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Improv. The Parkway Theater.

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I would like to revisit Pittsburgh and reconnect with you all because I had such a bad experience. I have such a bad taste in my mouth in Pittsburgh.

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Why?

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And I don't want to trash Pittsburgh anymore. I want to because all I friends love Pittsburgh so much, and I want to like Pittsburgh.

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I like Pittsburgh a lot.

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So go see Monique on the High Queen Bad Drag tour.

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Who's Moni? Who the fuck is Moni? Nigga, what's wrong with you? My name is Monet.

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Moni.

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Y' all heard that?

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That was crazy. I was trying to make you feel at home, Moni. So go see Monet on the high drag. Bad.

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It's high heels bad.

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Such a high queen bad drag. I want to give a shout out to everyone who's wearing Crocs with Jibbitz on them.

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Girl, the Jibbitz are out. The Jibbitz are out, mama.

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You know, because I don't even wear Crocs.

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I have my pulse. My. My fingers on the pulse of fashion.

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That's not true.

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I do.

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That is not true.

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Because of my amazing stylist, Taylor O'Rear.

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There's a difference between you and me.

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Correct.

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You follow the trends, and I set them.

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What trend have you set?

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You follow the trends, and I set. Set them.

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Which one?

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I am a taste maker, and you're a taster.

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You're.

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No, I, sir. I create the hors d', oeuvres, and you and you follow around spellholders. H O, U. Wrong. H, O, r, S. Jacob, look it up. No, continue. Continue. Jacob, look it up.

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H, H, O, R S. You already wrong.

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Okay, don't look over some hours. Don't look over some hours. Hours, Ders. Finish spelling it.

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H O, r S. Space. D, apostrophe. E, V, E, U, R, E, S. No.

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Yes, I did. No, you skipped the O and there's no S. Well, I got hors d'. Oeuvres.

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That's why we say plural. What you learn in school? How to pluralize things.

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You add an S at the end. Shut your college dropout ass up, bitch.

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I am a college dropout, though. Well, it's Not a college dropout.

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And I want to be clear. When I dropped out of college, I was paying for it out of my pocket. I took my checks from Ruby Tuesday and from Applebee's. I went and did down to the guidance counselor, and I put down my own money. So those of you who are living in Columbus, Georgia, in 2004, when I. 2008. 2008, when I dropped out of college, I want you to know that that was my money. I did not waste tax dollars.

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Well, first of all, I paid my college out of my pocket when I graduated. When I graduated college.

[A]

Don't talk about the one you dropped out of, the one that we all paid for.

[B]

The one that I paid $52,000 a year. So the city of Princeton, New Jersey, is eating off of the crumbs off of my hard work and my dollars.

[A]

That was so long ago, that shit don't even count no more. You were up for me. How long do you think $50,000 goes in Princeton? What is that, one street, bitch?

[B]

I said $52,000 a year. Times four, baby.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

There is a street. $216.

[A]

There's a street in Hollywood. When you take Fountain, just south of the bowl, the Hollywood Bowl. When you take it east, there's a strip of land right there where there is just no street lights.

[B]

You're going and just stop. Stop signs.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I hate that street.

[A]

No, no, there's no street light. No, there's no street lights. Not traffic lights.

[B]

Oh, street lights.

[A]

It is pitch black. You're going up a hill and there's just no street.

[B]

You mean Franklin, not Fountain.

[A]

Franklin, yes.

[B]

Yeah, Franklin. I know where you're talking about. Yeah.

[A]

And it just seems dangerous.

[B]

It does seem dangerous. I hooked up with a guy there one time.

[A]

How was your experience?

[B]

It was okay. It was. I hadn't done this in years. Years.

[A]

Oh, my God. You said it.

[B]

Right. But it was.

[A]

That was crazy.

[B]

I'm. It was a street hookup.

[A]

In the street.

[B]

In the street.

[A]

Well, how did you even see each other?

[B]

That's all he'd tell us. Go there. Cause it was so dark.

[A]

That's. And there is one street light, but it doesn't work.

[B]

Oh, I didn't even know that was a cruise.

[A]

Is it a cruising spot?

[B]

Jk, I don't get the meme. This is Ru. Where was this from? Ru, when was this from? Euphoria. Oh, my God. Season three of Euphoria, I think we said on the last podcast, the one that came out for the new year's.

[A]

I didn't say nothing about Euphoria. Cause I didn't want to.

[B]

Not about Euphoria. We're talking about just the amazing TV that's coming out in 2026. Everyone in the chat was like, we agree. 2026 is going to be amazing. Can I talk about heated rivalry? Have you watched it yet?

[A]

No, but I can finally talk about something else you want to talk about. Because the other day, I stayed up and binged every ounce of season two of Squid Game, the Challenge.

[B]

And what'd you think?

[A]

It is a brilliant show.

[B]

So good, right?

[A]

The Challenge is one of the best reality TV shows out right now. It is on par with Drag Race and the Traitors.

[B]

I love Perla. I'm so happy she won.

[A]

I'm happy that she won. But I will say she was tripping during shoots and ladders.

[B]

No, that guy was tripping.

[A]

What do you mean? This is why she was tripping. So, Pearla, spoiler alert.

[B]

This is a spoiler alert.

[A]

You already said she won, so you didn't give any. Spoiler alert, girl.

[B]

This came out last year.

[A]

Just like you spoiled our money.

[B]

This came out last year. I'm not sorry, girl.

[A]

I spoiled something from five years ago. And they were chewing me up. They devoured me in the chat. But Perla is doing Chutes and Ladders. Slides. They kept saying slides.

[B]

They were like, don't sue us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hasbro. During Slides and Ladders. She would that. You have to send someone back down. Yeah. And Perla was like, I'm gonna choose these two guys because I don't know anyone from this team. I can't do it to anyone else. I'm choosing. I choose you. And then he was like, bet. He was like, bet, Bet. And then he had the chance to send someone back, and he chose her. She's like, wow. Petty. And he was.

[B]

Why?

[A]

He was like, girl, I couldn't do it to anyone else either. He was like, you chose me. I chose you. To me. That's fair.

[B]

That is fair. I will say.

[A]

And then she's so there was one woman who was at the fit. Like, at the finish line, she was like, three. Like, a three or more away. And then they were like, send someone back to the beginning. She chose to send them back. They have to go all, yo, this is an actual giant border shoot. You have to literally take ladders.

[B]

Yeah. Like, huge.

[A]

So she's like, okay. So when she walked by, Pearl is crying, and she's like, I'm sorry. And then she goes, tell that to

[B]

my son, that I can't with people throwing their kids.

[A]

Honestly. She ate. She ate. And then Pearla was like, I can't believe she said that. I was like, you sent her all the way back. And by the way. And she was eliminated that round, was she? Yes, that was the round she was eliminated. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, when people, so many people in that show start throwing their kids, I'm like, and bitch, I have things that I'm fighting for too.

[A]

I would have wished Perla would have been like, and. But Pearl was like, I can't believe she would use her kids. Bitch, I would. You're the one. I'll weaponize my dead grandma fully alive. I'll weaponize this. So that woman played how you would have played.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

So how are you gonna judge her?

[B]

This is true.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

But watching it, I guess because she was in confessional talking about she really has a kid. Like, she was like. She's like, yeah, my son is this and that. And okay. People have other things they're fighting for too. And those shows. I've said this many times on the podcast. It kills me, especially on Drag Race. And people go, you gotta know how hard I work to get hair, bitch. Yes, I do. I've been doing drag for six years, seven nights a week.

[A]

I'll take it a step further.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't care. I don't care how hard you worked here. I worked hard and I also want it.

[B]

Yeah, like, that's, that's crazy. People try to throw that in your face. Like you don't know how hard I work to get here.

[A]

I will say this too, though. What was your favorite part of. What was your favorite part of the show? Our late ass review. What was your favorite part of the favorite. Like your favorite part of the whole series?

[B]

My favorite part of the whole series of the season was. I know mine. I saw it so long ago. I don't, I don't even remember all the challenges. Oh, I did like the second one where you had to do this. The six different things around that circle thing.

[A]

Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the six legged race.

[B]

Well, it was more.

[A]

It was like the six legged race.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, I, I talked about it on my thing.

[A]

The, the card. Actually insane. That was actually insane. So you, so you, you, you, you. You have to have. You tie six people. No, four people together. Six people together. I can't remember.

[B]

Yeah, well, some number.

[A]

And yeah, six people. Because they have six games and you have to do a so you have to do the ball.

[B]

Each person has to do one challenge,

[A]

but all tied together.

[B]

All tied together. Yeah.

[A]

And one of the teams had had a little person on the team.

[B]

I didn't notice that.

[A]

Yeah, one. One team had, like, a little person, and they were like. They actually ate with her, like, getting her through, which I was like, they. I feel like they. That feels like they should make a concession for your.

[B]

No, the real. The real squid game wouldn't do it. So I think they shouldn't, like, whatever. You. You just got to do it.

[A]

And we've had this conversation, but I think they should make a concession for someone who is differently abled. But anyway, that's the point. So one person do the ball in the cup, where you have a string, a ball, a cup with a stick. Like an upside down bell, basically.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then the bell's out of it, and then you have to get it in there, and then someone has to build a car tower. This one woman, she was like, oh, I should have told you all I shake, girl, y'.

[B]

All. Literally. So they all. Did they know what the six things

[A]

are because she was Corey King in those cars. Those cars was cr. I mean, they were crunch divided before they get to the thing.

[B]

Everyone knows what thing they're gonna do. She. She, like. They said, who wants to do car tower? She says, you're gonna do it when it gets to the car tower, y', all.

[A]

When I tell y', all, this bitch

[B]

is shaking like a leaf. She is vibrating.

[A]

Literally crumbled.

[B]

She's vibrating. She's, like, doing like this, and she

[A]

can't even touch the car attendant.

[B]

They had one lady looking at her

[A]

like, I don't really understand what the dice game was.

[B]

I didn't get it either.

[A]

They should have explained it. I'm a gag. They had an intricate game they chose just not to explain at all.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't get the dice game. I never played that game before. I didn't know it.

[A]

The best part of the season. Oh, my God. I probably rebounded, like, three times. Viper in the catch game.

[B]

Viper. Which game was it? Which one?

[A]

Viper, the tall gay guy. So they were playing catch, and then. So just so you guys know.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

The way that this catch game works is. He's gay. Yeah, he's gay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, he used to do drag.

[B]

Really? How do you know this? Did you look him up after the show?

[A]

Did I look him up? Look at this, man. Did I look him up? Keep it a buck, Mo. Let's be Real. Oh, wow. So everyone stands on these, like, these dots that are far away from the middle, facing the middle. I mean, and some people are further back, and you have to throw the ball to someone, and they have to catch it. That's. That's kind of the whole game. And obviously, the further back you go, the harder it is to catch. And not only that. Yeah, this is Viper. Go to Viper's bicycle. Wow.

[B]

Look at his body, girl. Jesus Christ.

[A]

I'm about to go take a SoulCycle cast class. Viper's coming back for season. For season three.

[B]

How?

[A]

You know, the fans voted on it. What?

[B]

Okay, wait, finish this.

[A]

So the way the game works is if I throw you the ball and you miss it, we're both out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So the two people who engage in a catch that does not go through you are both out of the game.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So Viper, at one point, there's this guy with this big, fluffy hair. He had beautiful. They both have beautiful hair, actually. Viper has these. These. These. These cute locks. And then this other guy had this, like, long, flowy hair. And then they were. He was really far away, but he was the closest one. And Viper was like, I'm gonna choose you. And the guy was like, well, you're not choosing me, because I'm not gonna turn around. He's like, I'm literally not. I'm not even gonna catch it. I'm literally not even gonna catch it, everyone. Because this one girl, I can't catch you. She goes. I literally. She was like, do I look like I can catch? And then there's other folks really far away. So the closest one, this guy with the long, flowy hair, and he was like, if you throw it at me, we're both gonna be out. Cause I'm literally not gonna turn around. I'm not even gonna look at you. Yeah, so throw it at me if you want to. I will not. I'm protecting my team. Just like they protect your team. I'm protecting my team. And Viper was like. He was, like, so emotional. He was like. He was like, I choose number three.

[B]

4.

[A]

Whatever the number was. And then. And then the guy. He called his bluff, and the guy was like, fuck. He turned around, and then, like, Viper was, like, crying, and he. He threw the ball, and forth they hit the slow motion. I mean, first of all, when Viper caught it, bricked up. It was so good. And then when the guy. He threw it to the guy and the guy, it bounced off his hands. And, you know, I felt bad for the nerd, which was the nerd. Guy.

[B]

Oh, yes. Oh, my God. The guy with the balding head with the beard. Yeah, the redhead guy.

[A]

No, he was. Was not. Not even a little red. Completely dark brown. Every bit of hair on his body was completely dark brown.

[B]

I thought he was a little like.

[A]

Jacob Player 100.

[B]

You better know his number.

[A]

It was 100. Because at one point she goes, you're gonna catch. He goes, yes. And he points to chest. He goes, 100. I'm gonna catch it.

[B]

100 Z. Jacob. Is that not red and brown?

[A]

Yes, that is not red. Yes, that is not red. This is. This is brown hair. Monet.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Anyway, he has. It was. His outing was so. It was tragic.

[B]

Yeah, it's a good show.

[A]

And to watch the ball bounce off his fingers and he was so mad at himself.

[B]

So, you know, for the first season of this, they did the LA Experience, but you were on tour with Madonna. And so. But me. Me and Andy went.

[A]

Me and Kim.

[B]

Me and Kim. Me, Kim and Rob Anderson went.

[A]

Who lasted the longest?

[B]

I won every time. I went. I won three times.

[A]

And I beat, like, the whole game.

[B]

The entire game three times. And then they tell you. So at the end, they bring you to this room and you can. Like. They said, we'll. If you do this audition. This is your audition, not your. For your application for the show. And we'll slide it to the top. And I. But I never heard anything back. I would have absolutely done it.

[A]

You wouldn't want to do Squid Game.

[B]

I would want to do it.

[A]

They would target you.

[B]

I don't think people. People know it's me, girl.

[A]

I think money is 400. So if you were. So Viper follows us online, by the way.

[B]

Does he?

[A]

Yes, he does. He's a.

[B]

He's a.

[A]

He's a patreon. Oh, so Viper would be like, that's one exchange. You gotta go. Why would he.

[B]

No, we can be having an alliance. Why do you think I'm the target? We could be an alliance.

[A]

They're like. They're like, why? You don't need this.

[B]

They don't know what I mean.

[A]

Your mother owns cell phone towers in St. Lucia.

[B]

You gotta go because you've been telling these fucking lies about me.

[A]

You gotta go.

[B]

You see? Do you see how you. Do you see how you are, like, how you can affect me with the things you say?

[A]

Your mother does own a cell phone towers.

[B]

She does not own cell phone towers. There was a guy that. He was. He. He. He was a. He's a gambler. He's a professional football Player. He gave us $6.4 million more than squid Game.

[A]

Yes. Mormon Squid Game. So that's why he didn't tell anyone.

[B]

I know. We saw that lady at the end,

[A]

but then she immediately got outed during shuffleboard.

[B]

And he. Lucky.

[A]

Yeah. Because she would have been like. Because she left and she was like. She was basically like, what the are you here for? How did you feel about the redhead who lied about his. His newborn child on his birthday?

[B]

I don't remember that.

[A]

He was like. They were like.

[B]

But he, like, came clean really soon afterwards.

[A]

But to one person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he was immediately. And she was like. She was like. She was later like, why would you do that? Yeah, she was like, why would you do that?

[B]

If he went on more, I would have had more feelings about it. But he, like, he. As soon as he decked.

[A]

What are you feeling?

[B]

Is you.

[A]

You said you would lie.

[B]

I know, but hearing other people do it, I think is mean for all we.

[A]

So is this. Is this kind of some sort of penance for what you're about to do in the traitors. Do you see the error of your ways that was going on here?

[B]

No, I don't see the error of

[A]

my ways that I believe can confirm. I don't think Monet's ever seen an error of a way she's ever had anything to do with.

[B]

You're so ridiculous.

[A]

I'm ridiculous?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, I want to open a conversation real quick too. Monet has this idea that I am the most ridiculous person she knows, which is the people you know.

[B]

Bob, what I said is your group of friends. You've often said that in your group of friends that you're Doug. If y' all don't know. Doug is a show from the 90s cartoon.

[A]

This is for the Gen Z's.

[B]

Doug is a. Is a plain. Like, everyone around Doug is eccentric and crazy, but Doug is the straight man. He's. I said, bob is the most eccentric person I know. And he said, monet, how? I said, girl. You literally called me two months ago. You're like, monet, I just bought a PT cruise. I was like, wow. You're like, just own it. That is eccentric behavior.

[A]

It's less weird than you. It's eccentric.

[B]

I'm not saying less weird than me. It is eccentric. You're not Doug. Doug is not buying a car to stone it.

[A]

But it's compared to the people around me. And it is eccentric, but compared to the people around. Like, for example, if everyone in my family is six, nine and taller, I Am the shortest one. It doesn't make me short, but I am. But I would be the shorty of the group. I'm not short. And I'm the shortest one of the group.

[B]

And I say to the people around you, you are the most eccentric.

[A]

No.

[B]

Who. Who is more eccentric than you?

[A]

Everyone in this room, maybe. Except Kane. Kane's the only one who's just plain as hell. I mean, Taylor is nutty. A squirrel turd.

[B]

Not more than you always got.

[A]

Always got some shit going on. Taylor's life is a comedy of errors. Literally dying at outside lands or outside of city limits. Acl.

[B]

Outside the city limits.

[A]

Jacob. Jacob. Jacob's bizarre.

[B]

Jacob is bizarre. Jacob is eccentric.

[A]

For sure, you're bizarre.

[B]

Yeah, but say we're all in this room. Kane is Doug, I'm. You're a skeeter in this room.

[A]

Kane is hey, Arnold. For sure.

[B]

And you're Helga. G. Pataki. You're Helga. Jeep attacki Monet.

[A]

Your notion. This. This. You trying to thread the needle, that I'm some villainous person? Is.

[B]

Is.

[A]

Is not one is not working.

[B]

Bob. You were literally. In every show you've been on tv, you've been a villain.

[A]

That is not true.

[B]

The traitors. You were literally. Again, you were a titular character of the TV show. Again. I was a traitor.

[A]

Again. To be a traitor.

[B]

Okay, you were still.

[A]

But being a traitor doesn't make you a villain. It's the way you behave in the castle.

[B]

And you are a villain. You kill Dorinda on the first night for no reason.

[A]

Do it again. But none of my. Nothing I did in the Cat in the Castle was villainous.

[B]

Killing Dorinda is villainous.

[A]

Monet, you have to kill. I did not choose. What makes you a villain on a show is not the grow you're cast in. It is what you do. The activities you create while you're there.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

So you think. So you think real quick. So with your full chest, look into your camera and say that. Cerize a villain. The who Saree. Season one Winner of season one.

[B]

Oh, sorry. That is none of us. And Drag Race and Survivor. Cerie is a villain.

[A]

So. So. And look in the camera and what? Literally, Exactly. You know, your whole. Your whole. Your whole. Your whole what's Thesis. Your whole thesis crumbled. I meant to say pieces on we're here. I was the hero.

[B]

I mean, you gotta compare who you were with. By comparison. Sure.

[A]

Crazy. On Drag Race, I was the hero.

[B]

You are not.

[A]

I defeated the villain.

[B]

Who was the villain?

[A]

Derek Barry.

[B]

You and Derek were villains together. You, Derek and Acid were the villains.

[A]

Villains don't fight each other.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

We're villains by each other.

[B]

What villains fight each other? Lex Luthor and fucking Grok. Lex Luthor Luther fight literally all.

[A]

You mean Lex Luthor and the AI from Twitter.

[B]

Not Grok. What's his name? Lex Luthor.

[A]

Fought a lot. Lex Luthor and GPT.

[B]

Lex Luther. We used to fight the other villains all the time. The ape guy.

[A]

Grodd.

[B]

Grodd. Sorry. There we go.

[A]

Grodd is crazy. Fight the fight Malgorithm. Lex Luthor fighting algorithm is crazy talk.

[B]

Wait, since this podcast. Okay, let's think of. Rick, I want to ask you a question.

[A]

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[B]

Between traveling for tours and filming the pod, I just don't have the patience to play grocery store detective anymore, okay? I'm tired of reading labels just to find out. A snack is full of sketching ingredients that's going to damage your body. That's why I've been using Thrive Market and honestly, game changer. Thrive Market is a membership based grocery service that offloads all that research for you. You just hop on the app and the shop from wherever you are. The membership breaks down to just $5 a month, giving you access to weekly sales, free gifts, a peace of mind, and it is everything. Because every product out there is vetted before it hits the site. Instead of paying delivery fees on Every order you pay once for the year and benefit every time you shop. What I love is that there are no trade offs for the food actually want. Thrive gives you versions of your favorite foods with less sugar, more protein, better nutrition from brands like Goodles, Siete, Simple Meals. I've discovered so many brands and flavors I've never seen in my local store. The filters are a total game changer too. You can shop by over 90 different diets. I can find high protein meals or low sugar treats in seconds. I pay that $5 a month specifically so I don't have to think about ingredients every time I shop for less than the price of a latte. You get all these savings without hidden delivery fees, service charges. It's the easiest way to keep the kitchen stocked without the grocery store chaos. Ready to make some healthy swaps and become a member? Join Thrive Market with my link thrivemarket.com rivalry for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift. What are some big hopes or goals you have for our podcast?

[A]

Oh, for our podcast. Let me think real hard about that because we've achieved so much, which I'm really grateful for and proud of. I mean, I would love to go back to doing some live shows. It's been a minute. I think the last one we did was actually with. With Patreon. No, the last one we did was in San Francisco. No, the last one we did in San Diego.

[B]

Yeah. And we're doing one in March at the Little Roadie Festival in Rhode Island. So if you are in Rhode island, you can go to bobthedradag queen.com to get tickets. I mean, see Bob the Drag Queen to get tickets or monetize.

[A]

See the Drag Queen.

[B]

No, See the Drag Queen.

[A]

You don't pay attention to anything.

[B]

I come on Bob the Queen and go to monations.com to get tickets to see us. It's going to be March 26th in Rhode Island. So that's. That's a live show we're doing this year.

[A]

Rhode island is the smallest state in the country.

[B]

Yeah, I believe that it's really tiny.

[A]

Can Rhode island fit in Manhattan?

[B]

No.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. That would be crazy.

[B]

That would be insane.

[A]

That would be crazy. Yeah, see, but it could definitely fit in Long Island.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. Oh yeah, for sure.

[A]

Rhode island to Manhattan.

[B]

Oh wow. 3. Rhode island can fit in Los Angeles.

[A]

So how many we got in Long island then?

[B]

LA is pretty big though.

[A]

Maybe it can't fit in Long Island. Long island is massive. I don't even realize how Big.

[B]

Oh yeah. Long island is huge, girl. To get from point A to point, do you go to end of Long island to Brooklyn? You're looking at like three, four hours. Four hours, five hours.

[A]

Yeah. Long island is low key to Texas of the north.

[B]

Okay, what the hell. Cause it's big and Republican. Honestly, one Goliath for us. I would love to get us another GLAAD award. Bob. Don't do that, sister.

[A]

I have doubt not. Aw, maybe let's aim for a queerty. Queerty.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

I mean I love the Quirties, but let's get a wowie.

[B]

Let's go back.

[A]

Let's go. Let's move to New York and get a glam.

[B]

I think we should bring back your Slammy Awards.

[A]

I actually thought about bringing back the slammies.

[B]

Bring back the slammies.

[A]

I'm a trigger. Cause you two are like a big trigger in my me. But you and Taylor.

[B]

Why was that the night of the chair.

[A]

That was the night of the chair.

[B]

Oh, God. We can't even tell that story again.

[A]

Have we told the story of the pod before? We have.

[B]

We have.

[A]

So this is the first time that we've done it with Taylor here, so

[B]

maybe we can tell it again.

[A]

Well, let Taylor go by your microphone.

[B]

Yeah. Taylor. Taylor, come on.

[A]

He don't want to be on camera. He is such a phony ass fake. He is so fake. Taylor, Taylor. Wiggle his way into every TV show in America. Be like, I don't wanna.

[B]

I've never been on a TV show. Jay, Jay, Jay always sends me pictures of Taylor somewhere. When I cross the camera, he takes screenshots of my ass and says, your mouth. He called sibling spankery.

[A]

He's like.

[B]

He's like, why? Why say lo? To get the camera ass shots.

[A]

So. So for those of you who are new here, years ago I used to host something called the Slammy Awards in New York City. This was the worst of New York City Night Live. We had best breakdown, best fight of

[B]

the year, worst, whatever.

[A]

Maybe you should lip sync. And the ultimate award was the cunt of the year. Recipients have been Cherry, vine and Bianca Del Rio.

[B]

I never won a Slammy Award. The Slammy Awards were low key, giving people mental breakdowns.

[A]

Taylor, point the mic at your mouth and not your shoulder, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

This is what Taylor's doing, y'.

[B]

All. Taylor's like, I'm new here.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Anyway, they would give people mental breakdowns. Yeah.

[A]

Yes. And there were. There were epic moments at the Slammy Awards. Marty Goldcomers coming in Yelling at everyone. And also a tradition at the Slamming Awards where you would dress up like someone else from New York City Night Live. So you would. You would. You would dawn them as a costume.

[B]

And Bob would make all the. All the trophies. You like, get a heel and you would spray paint them gold.

[A]

And I would get dolls. Decorate the dolls. And I put them in the shoe.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So. So we're headed down to the Slam Awards and I am running a little late. Not actually, I'm not running. I'm just getting. I'm cutting it really close. Actually. We made it on time. But I remember, like, I was struggling to get my wig on.

[B]

Well, anytime you got to the hair, the hair, the mood. For some reason every. So Taylor and I were in Bob's apartment. I was in drag. Taylor was hanging out. Cause we were all going together and Bob was getting ready. And we're all in Bob's apartment. And the night. The evening is lovely. We're all chilling. So much fun. We're chilling lovely, kikiing and laughing, having a good time. It was celebration. It was slamming night. We were excited and jubilant.

[A]

We were in a good mood.

[B]

And I say, listen, every time Bob get to the hair. I don't know what was with you in here. You would tectonic plates shifty.

[A]

I will say this. So this was before I was bald and I had hair. So when you have actual hair on your head, it is harder to glue.

[B]

I think you're bald already, girl.

[A]

No, I was not bald. I vividly remember because I had my. My little locks on top and I had not shaved my. The size of my head. So when you have hair, it's harder to glue. You ever experienced this in time?

[B]

No, I never. I've been bald.

[A]

But even if you forget to shave and you have like a little bit on the side, you don't. You don't ever run.

[B]

I'll just shave that little savine be balding everywhere.

[A]

But if you're. I love when queens used to have just sideburns up to here. That sends me. So I hadn't shaved the size of my head yet. And it's just hard to glue the hair down. And I was like, I was struggling and I was like, okay, I'm just gonna put on a different wig.

[B]

Wig.

[A]

So I'm. So I'm in a bad. I'm getting in a bad mood because I'm like, I'm spent more time gluing my wig down than I wanted to. And I'm looking for and like, it's evolving.

[B]

He's like.

[A]

He's like this glue, and he's like, I want. It's this, like, kind of Diana Rossi.

[B]

Okay, no, girl, it was your. It was your nappy.

[A]

No, it was not.

[B]

It was a matted wig that.

[A]

I'm telling you. I know the story, because I feel

[B]

like you were, like, doing a base with a donut.

[A]

I'm telling you, this is how I know. This is how I know what it was, because I found the wig that I wanted to wear. It was this, like, big, kind of Diana Rossi curly wig. Oh. Oh.

[B]

What you were gonna put on that was. Oh, Got it.

[A]

So I found the wig. I was like, this wig works. I only have to. I only have to glue it in two little spots because it was. It was the way the wig was made. So I'm. I, I. I found the wig. I'm actually resetting, and I'm actually getting calm again. And because I told. I was. I was like, you guys, help me find this one wig. I need help finding this wig. So everyone's looking for the wig. So this Taylor has this bright idea.

[B]

No, no. You dropped something. You dropped something. That's what it was. I think it was. You were putting, like, spirit gum under the lace. Hair was getting into the lace, so you were trying to get it out. I feel like it was the. The. The brush from the. The mastic brush. So you dropped it.

[A]

So we're. And it kind of. You know, when something drops and then goes into the abyss, you drop. It vanishes. So then we're all. We're all looking for the thing. I find the thing. I am. My energy is now reset. I'm like, wow, we're back on track. I feel so good. And then I go to sit down.

[B]

This is reverse. Okay, but. But so it falls. You stand up because it's now under the desk. So, Taylor. So I'm like, let me give you some room to bend down down there, because y'. All. We're in Bob's. This was Bob's first apart. Well, 945Amsterdam. It is a tiny apartment. So the thing flew under the tear. So we're like, oh, we need some help. We. Let's find it. So Taylor, like, moved it so you can have. Under the tiny desk mind.

[A]

You moved it behind my back.

[B]

Back. Well, where else was it? Where's it going to go?

[A]

Be clear and not like a tap, tap. Hey. I move the chair. So I. I grab it.

[B]

I mean, it's, like, natural.

[A]

Again, my mood is reset. I am Prepared to. I'm not prepared to.

[B]

Two out of three say no.

[A]

I was like, w. I'm a great one. I think I love you two so much.

[B]

I'm pretty sure there was, like, grunting noises.

[A]

I appreciate you all so much for being here in this moment.

[B]

Never.

[A]

And then I go to sit down in the chair that was there when I stood up. The chair is. Is gone. I. I slam into the floor of it. Of it. Of a pre war walk up. I'm surprised I didn't go down to the fucking third floor. Literally, I slammed. We all shook, and then everyone bounced. You know that thing when you. When you fall? But the chair was right behind, so I. I scraped my back on the chair.

[B]

Okay, scratch.

[A]

I hit my head.

[B]

Okay, hit your head and scrap.

[A]

Was that you remember that. That lime green lawn table?

[B]

Bob had this random lime green lawn chair in his house that you at the table sometimes?

[A]

No, that was a table as a chair. You said it's a chair.

[B]

It was a chair.

[A]

And then I had the matching table

[B]

next to it, right? So then Bob is on the floor,

[A]

and then he just goes, hey, y. I, I. When I tell y', all, I am se. You could have cooked an omelette on my forehead. I was so mad.

[B]

But as soon as you hit, it was silent. Silent. I was like. We were like. And then. And then Bob brings us on to goes, There was a chair here. There was a chair here.

[A]

So I am now seething. The wig is, like, askew.

[B]

But what Bob couldn't see, the wig is giving this. What Bob couldn't see is me and Monet looking at each other, like, trying to hold in laughter while also fearing for our lives. Fear for your lives. Just like the rage that's chewing off the road.

[A]

So then. So I was so mad. And I will say I could have just adjusted the witch, but I was so livid. I took this beautiful wig. I can't remember who made it. It was one of my favorite wigs of time. I grab it, and I just ripped it off. Ripped this wig off.

[B]

Eyebrows came off, skin came off. Just ripped it off his head. You put it down, then you stood up, and y', all, when I tell you. Bob reached to his wig shelf and pulled out the mangiest, mangled ball of a wig. This red wig he would like.

[A]

I wore it on Drag Race for the the wizard of Oz challenge.

[B]

And Bob pulled this wig off his head. He pulls it. He put it.

[A]

He slapped. To be clear, I grabbed that wig because it was one. It was indestructible. And you didn't have to glue it. That's why I grabbed it.

[B]

And then he grabbed his bag, poking out. Tote bag.

[A]

He said that I made.

[B]

That you made. We have to go. Let's go. Yeah. It was like five seconds after you fell to. When we were out the door. And Monet and I fearing our lives. This is pre Uber.

[A]

Holding your laughs. My office is pre Uber. So we have to actually stand downstairs and hail a cab. Yeah. We're like awkwardly standing around.

[B]

We get in and the cab driver's.

[A]

Where.

[B]

Where to, sir?

[A]

He was talking to Monet, cuz. He was talking to me. Huh?

[B]

But the stairs down. Me and Monet are, like holding each other, slapping each other like, this is like. This is so funny.

[A]

Y' all are so such bad friends.

[B]

We were there for you. We're there for you.

[A]

Yeah, you. You're there for the. For the humor chair. Pulling ass. All right, let's bring Jacob back to the podcast. That was. That.

[B]

That was.

[A]

That was back shots Taylor or rare Taylor? Back shots are rare. Yeah. I'm very proud of this award.

[B]

And so we had to figure out who gets to keep it.

[A]

That we've figured it out. Why do you get to keep it? Because I'm the one who went and picked it up.

[B]

Wait, where'd you pick it up from? Down the hallway.

[A]

I went down to the Signal Awards. I went down to. No, I went down to Signal. I went down to Signal Awards over on Sunset.

[B]

And what's the address?

[A]

I don't remember. I put it in my Google. Huh. I went down to signaling wars on Sunset and I picked this up myself.

[B]

I said, well, no. No one even notified me that this happened.

[A]

No. Who told you? Actually, Tracy handed this to me. I handed it to Tracy, and then Tracy handed it to me.

[B]

Okay, so we. I think it has to. We have to split custody. You get. You get it for half of the year. I get it for half of the year.

[A]

We can just do a one round of rock paper scissors.

[B]

That's too high of a stake. That's crazy. Rockford says, let's see who gets to keep it in perpetuity.

[A]

Okay, that's fair.

[B]

I don't think that's fair. I think the fairest way is to just.

[A]

No, actually, I'm keeping this. This is not enough for debate because you took the queerty against my will. You took our queety.

[B]

I did not take it. Jacob gave me the queety.

[A]

You gave Monet the queety.

[B]

Yes, you did, Jacob. You gave me the query. When are we at. When we were at your apartment. You gave me the query.

[A]

Jacob, hold on to this. Don't grab other headphones because since you took the queer. Since you stole the query.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Since you stole the queerty. I think we figured this out already.

[B]

Jacob gave me the queerty.

[A]

So you're so you.

[B]

We.

[A]

So we know you lied. Cut. Can we insert the clip of money on the. On the. On the. The Traders promo saying I lie.

[B]

Your heads are so soft.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I want to give you a couple of my head.

[A]

They're so strong. There's five fingers on that hand and the tattoos are nice. What do you have. What goals do you have for the podcast this year?

[B]

So I want us to. I would like us to get another GLAAD award. I mean this is a huge. I understand this is a crazy. A very long period.

[A]

You want a Golden Globe?

[B]

A Golden Globe at least nominated. I don't know how we get there.

[A]

Going against up first is going to be crazy.

[B]

Girl call her daddy up first.

[A]

I mean, up first is like. For me, up first is like the pinnacle of podcast really. I. I mean next to. Do you know my favorite podcast of all time?

[B]

Yes. Consider this. No this American Life.

[A]

Gang.

[B]

Gang. I know you like.

[A]

It's going to be hard to compete with. With NPR also they lost their funding. So if you guys want to go and donate to npr. Do they really isn't they're publishing a full year. Yes, it is a. Npr. National Public Radio.

[B]

Right. So what?

[A]

Cuz.

[B]

Cuz Trump cut it off.

[A]

Off. Yeah, he cut funding for npr.

[B]

You see. Oh, you know what? We're not going to poison ourselves with that today. Yeah.

[A]

So

[B]

some. Some more having a stroke. Some more critical claim for the pod.

[A]

What was this?

[B]

I forgot.

[A]

Tell me your goals for your YouTube page. Because Monet is relaunching her YouTube career.

[B]

Yeah, my YouTube.

[A]

I haven't been invited to do your makeup, which is.

[B]

I was literally going to ask you today, but you're literally gone for two months.

[A]

Months.

[B]

Which is so annoying. Literally gone for like two months because of my goals. Okay. So right Now I'm at 157 subscribers. As we. As I live and breathe Today, my goal, 157,000. Just 157,000. My goal is to get to 250 by the end of the year and I think I can get a hundred thousand subscribers in a year.

[A]

Oh, for sure. But if you're consistent.

[B]

Consistent, consistent, consistent.

[A]

I would love to get to a million by the end of the year.

[B]

I guess I see that for you.

[A]

It feels scary.

[B]

You could do it.

[A]

Very scary. I'm at 600,000 and that's great.

[B]

How long did it take you to get there?

[A]

Five years. But I took some considerable breaks from. From YouTubing for tour and for tour.

[B]

Well, you know, I said on my. I did a. I made a trailer video and people were like. And I was like, you know I'm coming back. Like you never left. I was like. Because I've been doing Monet talks and it's coming out on there.

[A]

People are like, money talks.

[B]

Would you. If I asked you to do a Bob version of the promo now you're a singer. Now you're a Broadway singer.

[A]

I've been a singer. Go ahead.

[B]

Would you. Would you. Would you do it for me?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you want me to sing what you singing?

[B]

No, you can write your own, Your own version of it, your own remix,

[A]

like with the same beat or what? Yeah. The answer is yes, I would.

[B]

The Bob the Drag Queen Monet Talks remix.

[A]

The answer is yes, I would do it.

[B]

Okay, first.

[A]

But when you're back, you really want to change the theme song?

[B]

I would, I wouldn't. I wouldn't change it. I would use it in different ways. Like I want. I want you to do one. I want Meatballs to do one. Because I do think Meatballs balls is funny. Sitting down the gaping bb.

[A]

Oh, is this something she wrote for you? She came on the.

[B]

She just made her own version of it. I think it's very funny.

[A]

I like Meatball.

[B]

I really. She did.

[A]

She's controversial. Some people don't with her.

[B]

Why? What does she do? Cuz she's messy and she. Maybe I did. I did an episode of Sloppy Seconds which is out now. And I took an Aderall, which I've never done before.

[A]

And I was perk.

[B]

I was wild. I had an afters. I had. I mean, I don't care. I had an afters at my house and for someone's birthday. And then I was doing. I was filming Pit Stop that next morning. So we did Hot Dog Sunday all day. Had an afters in my house from like 11 to like 4 o' clock in the morning.

[A]

Was I in town?

[B]

No, you weren't in town. You weren't tour. This is the one I was doing thing anyway.

[A]

Convenient. Can you give me the date? I'll cross reference.

[B]

I don't remember.

[A]

It was someone's birthday.

[B]

It was January last year.

[A]

It was someone's birthday.

[B]

It was January last year.

[A]

So I think that you're going to be able to tell me who.

[B]

First of all, you Gen X ass. Put your flashlight off.

[A]

You old. That's so embarrassing. Having your flashlight be on is so embarrassing. I don't know what it is about it, but you just get so embarrassed. So in January, let. Let me be clear. Uhhuh. I was in town the whole month.

[B]

The whole month you were in town every day of January?

[A]

Every day.

[B]

You're so full of it.

[A]

No, I was in Europe from the 15th on. Thank you.

[B]

You anyway. Oh, yeah, you were on tour. You definitely weren't here cuz Andy wasn't at the house. So y' all were handy with you. And then. So I was up until like 4 o' clock in the morning. And by afters, I think people have a weird, really weird thing about.

[A]

No, we know.

[B]

No people.

[A]

I mean, we know what you were doing.

[B]

No, we were drinking and playing Smash and doing Adderall. No, we weren't doing Adderall. So then I was up until like 4 o' clock in the morning. I was like, I can't.

[A]

I had like.

[B]

They're picking me up for pick. Stop.

[A]

The car is coming here right now. All y' all did was drink and play smash?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No one popped a purse?

[B]

No.

[A]

No one smoked over marijuana?

[B]

No.

[A]

No one did a bump. How many people were there?

[B]

It was maybe like 15, 20 people.

[A]

That's after school.

[B]

Smash can only.

[A]

Only eight people can play Smash at once.

[B]

I have three televisions in my home.

[A]

And you have three switches.

[B]

Hey, one of them. Big money, big money.

[A]

Three TVs. Three TVs.

[B]

You have three in your home?

[A]

One TV in my home. No, it hasn't.

[B]

Okay. You have a TV and a fucking projector.

[A]

Those two TVs.

[B]

So. Projector.

[A]

We have two TVs in our home. One in the game room and one in the guest bedroom of the game room. Of that game room. To be clear, Jacob and I opted out of having a dining room. So our game room is just where the dining room would be. To be clear, where you have a dining room, we put up video games.

[B]

I'm just saying. Game room is cut.

[A]

It's the dining room with a video game. Last night.

[B]

We're in Bob's Hollywood home, honey. Or watching a bunch of us there watching a film. Watching Moulin Rouge on his big projector

[A]

in his living room.

[B]

And there was ample space. No one was cramped.

[A]

Everyone was comfortable.

[B]

And you were asleep for like 10 minutes.

[A]

Monet was out 10 minutes. Monet was.

[B]

Thank you for not waking me up, though. Andy would have woke me up.

[A]

Well, I mean, you've made it clear that you don't care about plots and anything. Monet will read a book, skip a chapter.

[B]

That's not true.

[A]

I would not do that and just hop back in.

[B]

Anyway, so up until 4am the car was picking up for pit stop at 7am and then while everyone was leaving, I was like, girl, I have to wake up and, like, I'm gonna get, like, two hours of sleep. And one of my friends, he's like, oh, is this his Adderall? I was like, I never done Adderall before. He's like, yeah, what are you gonna do? You're gonna take. Take it when you're on your way to set, and then you'll be like, you fresh as a daisy. I didn't do it because I didn't want to do it. And then the other day, heading to sloppy seconds, I was like, I want to try the Adderall. I did it before the podcast, and I was. Was wild.

[A]

What does it feel like?

[B]

It just feel like you're really. I felt. I did feel very focused, but I already speak fast when I tell you I said one sentence, and Meatball was like, what the did you just say to me?

[A]

I imagine if I was on N roll, I would. It would be bizarre.

[B]

I think I might get focused more.

[A]

Maybe. I mean, allegedly, I have adhd.

[B]

Allegedly.

[A]

According to doctors. Le.

[B]

According to doctors.

[A]

According to doctors.

[B]

I have one more Adderall. You want to try it? No, no, no, no, no. Why?

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

It's not wood altering.

[A]

Taylor trying to give me his bam.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Taylor said you would be quiet. Thank.

[B]

Please, Taylor. We. We. We crush it and put your food.

[A]

I think. I think we've said enough here. Thank you.

[B]

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