The One Where We Plan God's Stadium Tour

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where We Plan God’s Stadium Tour"

Release Date: June 29, 2026
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Produced by: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

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Episode Overview

This uproarious episode of Sibling Rivalry is a quintessential ride through the minds of Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change as they riff on karaoke parties, the oddities of concert seating, the philosophy of karma and spirituality, and, most iconically, what it would look like if they were the creative directors for God’s world stadium tour. The chemistry is electric, the jokes fly fast, and deep dives into faith, perception, and black culture underpin the hilarity, making this a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Karaoke Party Chronicles (02:41–13:29)

• Karaoke as a Social Experience: Bob and Monét recount a recent house karaoke party, recalling how some guests (including Tyrone, Dejuan, and Jacob) were initially hesitant but eventually sang more songs than anyone. Bob insists, “Karaoke always ends up being a lot of fun. It turns the party every motherfucking time.” (07:16)
• Party Guests’ Identities: A comic mini-mystery emerges over which friends are gay or straight. Bob jokes about not feeling safe in Monet's house full of straight people: “I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here.” (04:39)
• Karaoke Go-Tos: Bob shares staples like “Origin of Love,” “Baby Got Back,” and “Papa Was a Rolling Stone.” Monét playfully points out Bob’s commitment to full performance—with choreography!
• Pulling Friends Together: The hosts highlight how parties, karaoke machines, and family gatherings often spark unexpected, riotous fun, even among reluctant participants.

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2. Pop Geography: Guess the State! (10:47–15:34)

• Cartography Game: Bob's love of maps leads to a geography guessing game, identifying US states from a dot, with Jacob administering. Bob and Monét are hit-and-miss but endearingly competitive.
• Learning Moments: They reflect on the challenge Americans face with 50 states versus Canadians or Australians and riff on international ignorance: “Any. First of all, the whole middle of y’ all country ain’t going on there. So what do y’ all know going on in the middle of the entire continent?” (15:15)

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3. Travel, Airports, & Summer 2026 EU Entry Chaos (15:32–16:47)

• Excitement About Overseas Trips: Despite heavy touring, Monét still gets excited about international travel, while Bob prefers being at the destination over the journey.
• EU Travel Advisory: Monét warns about summer 2026's new EU entry system causing epic, hours-long non-EU passport lines. “Sometimes the lines are up to six hours. People are missing flights, missing connections is like a big problem right now.” (16:16)

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4. Touring Life and Ticket Sales – “God’s Stadium Tour” Sets the Stage (17:56–19:23)

• Upcoming Shows: Both discuss their packed calendars, with Monét’s “High Heels, Bad Knees” selling rapidly and Bob joking he hasn’t sold a single ticket, setting up the “God’s Tour” riff:
  • “If you want to just have a private hangout, just you and me hanging out by ourselves in one of these places, you might be the one to buy a ticket. So I’m like Monét, who’s apparently selling more tickets than—” (19:04)
  • “Than God.” (19:15)
• Would God Sell Out?: The duo launches into the main conceit: What if God was a stadium-touring contemporary artist? Would you buy tickets? Where would God perform? What would the show be like?

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5. Creative Directing God’s Stadium Tour (19:18–45:00)

• Venue Choices:
  • Monét: “He’s a Hollywood Bowl guy… He wants the intimate thing.” (19:32/19:39)
  • Bob: “You don’t think God could be at Sofi? … God wants the intimacy.” (19:34)
• Dramatic Entrances:
  • Monét: “He comes on a cloud, like the flying Nimbus from Dragon… God doesn’t enter from backstage, honey. He enters from his Lord, the atmosphere.” (19:42–19:48)
  • Bob: Suggests God manifests as a ball of light; everyone sees something different: “I think we all see it differently. I think everyone is looking at the stage, and literally all of us see something different.” (20:09/20:19)
• How Do We Know We See the Same Color?
  • Extended riff on whether people subjectively perceive color the same way, weaving in philosophical and neurobiological angles.
  • Jacob cites scientific studies showing slight individual variations: “Some people can see like slightly more ranges of different colors of green.” (22:21)
  • Bob’s central question: “How do you know that your brown is your blue? So you’re calling it pink. And of course you see it as pink, but for you, pink is his brown.” (21:01)
• Eye Transplants & Organs – Organ Donation and Spiritual Context:
  • Discussion shifts to Christian beliefs about dying with a fully intact body because of resurrection or rapture, and the contradiction in medical interventions.
  • Bob: “You can get your raggedy ass teeth pulled. You can get a full set of dentures… But once you’ve died, you can’t give over your lung?” (26:55–27:09)
  • Both question the logic and ethics, urging greater empathy and less dogmatic refusal of organ donation.

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6. Spirituality, Karma, and "Everything Happens for a Reason" (27:42–30:40)

• Bob’s Critique: “I genuinely think ‘everything happens for a reason’ is a really problematic mindset because it allows you to justify pain, harm, damage for the greater good…” (27:45)
• Karma Nuances: Discussion explores parental karma, tragedy, and Bob’s skepticism: “So now my karma can happen to people I love?... If my lover dies in a car crash because I have bad karma, maybe that’s crazy.” (30:13)
• Monét’s Perspective: More measured, suggesting a sliding scale in beliefs, but agrees using such reasoning for major tragedies is “crazy.” (28:18)

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7. God’s Appearance, Gender, and Stage Persona (36:11–44:30)

• Personalized Visions of God:
  • Monét: “He’s gonna be brown, which dreads, but the same white robe… Like the Rock [Dwayne Johnson] or Rihanna’s skin tone, hair is black, thick thighs, five-o-clock shadow.” (36:17–39:47)
  • Bob: God is a non-humanoid glowing sphere, color and shape shifting based on mood (yellow when excited, blue when chill): “When he’s not talking, he is a perfect sphere… When he speaks, little spikes come out… The color changes based on the mood.” (40:30–41:20)
• Is God Hot?
  • Monét: “Hot. Barefoot, hot.” (40:06–40:09)
  • Bob: “Do people want to have sex with God?” (40:08)
  • Monét: “Yeah. But he does not indulge… He welcomes the fawning and the loving and the, and the appreciation.” (40:11–40:18)
• God’s Musical Opener and Costume:
  • Bob: “God is accompanied by the Trans Siberian Orchestra… opens with the Imperial Death March, then goes, ‘I’m just playing!’” (42:35–43:15)
  • Monét: “He does not have the Trans Siberian Orchestra… that’s a waste of money.” Instead, Lady Bunny DJs, playing “Call Me Mother” (“Thank God, his mother”). (43:15–44:04)
  • Discussion of God’s shoes: sensible Hillary Clinton-style heels, or, like Nancy Pelosi, a surprising high heel. (44:27–45:10)

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8. Drag & Black Hair, Realness, and Signature Smiles (38:21–47:34)

• “Nappy” & Terms of Identity: Lively talk on how “nappy” and similar descriptors can be/are reclaimed (or not) within black communities and beyond.
• Photogenic Moments:
  • Monét recalls fans saying Bob looks in photos like “he just won a car.”
  • Ongoing banter on signature smiles, camera energy, and in-jokes about friends’ photo faces.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On house parties:
  “Karaoke always ends up being a lot of fun. It turns the party every motherfucking time.”
  – Bob the Drag Queen (07:16)

• Feeling outnumbered:
  “I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here.”
  – Bob the Drag Queen (04:39)

• God’s entrance:
  “God doesn’t enter from backstage, honey. He enters from his Lord, the atmosphere.”
  – Monét X Change (19:48)

• On spirituality:
  “I genuinely think ‘everything happens for a reason’ is a really problematic mindset because it allows you to justify pain, harm, damage for the greater good…”
  – Bob the Drag Queen (27:45)

• On being photogenic:
  “You look like you just won a car.”
  – Monét X Change imitating Bob’s smile (45:32)

• Re: Karma as life’s scorekeeper:
  “Karma has to be everything that happens to everyone.”
  – Bob the Drag Queen (29:34)

• God's shoe game:
  “Nancy Pelosi wears a high heel. And also on Drag Race, she had on a high—girl, Nancy Pelosi wears a high. And she's almost 80.”
  – Bob the Drag Queen (45:00)

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Important Timestamps

• [02:41] Karaoke party stories begin
• [04:39] “I am not in a safe space…” (Bob)
• [07:16] Karaoke “turns the party every motherfucking time.”
• [10:47] State guessing/cartography segment begins
• [15:32] Overseas travel discussion & EU entry issues
• [17:56] Touring schedule and “God’s tour” jumping off
• [19:18] Planning God’s stadium tour—venues, staging, concept
• [27:45] Bob’s critique of “everything happens for a reason”
• [36:11] God’s appearance—debate on color, features, “nappy”
• [40:06] “Is God sexy?”/God’s hotness and gender
• [42:35] God’s opening number and concert visuals/costume
• [45:32] Bob’s “new car” smile and selfie debate

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Tone & Style

The episode is high-energy, raunchy, self-deprecating, and joyfully irreverent, filled with affectionate roasting, pop culture references, and unfiltered conversations about race, religion, queerness, and drag. Bob and Monét’s camaraderie, layered with inside jokes and philosophical detours, makes the episode both hilarious and surprisingly thoughtful.

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For New Listeners:
If you’ve never heard Sibling Rivalry, this episode is an excellent encapsulation of Monét and Bob’s friendship—unapologetically black, queer, silly, and smart—making even the most fantastical hypotheticals feel like a deeply relatable house party with friends.

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Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

name is Bob the Drag Queen and

[Monet X Change]

I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry.

[Monet X Change]

On this week's episode, we are planning for the Rapture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are the creative directors for God's

[Monet X Change]

Stadium Tour and we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here. And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

We're not paying for that. That's a waste of money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My baby don't mess around.

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Okay?

[Monet X Change]

You can't go down. You were doing the melody now you're coming downstairs in my harmony.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're fucking me up. I don't like when people sing harmony with me. I told you about my issue with harmonies.

[Monet X Change]

But just stay what you're doing. Don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not that easy.

[Monet X Change]

Stay the chorus. Stay the chorus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stay these nuts as they drag across your chin.

[Monet X Change]

You sound like Everett at. At karaoke the other night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everett was having a good time, and that's the most important thing. That's the thing. When you go to karaoke and you sing karaoke, there's always some singer trying to, like, dog y' all for singing.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. I'm not talking to anyone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's not meant to be. I was not dogging her ass. I was just telling, like, a tr. Kai. Karaoke is not about sounding good. Karaoke is about having fun. And no one's having more fun than me, Everett, and dejuan.

[Monet X Change]

So I don't know if this was past your time with the help, but when I did the help, me and Pixie used to help. You know Kyle. Sexy Kyle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. From Blind King.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. And light skinned Kyle. Did he used to say this out of show. It became like a thing at the Hill people, like, when one of us be doing a number, like, really, really into it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, tell the story. Tell the story, baby. Tell the story. It's one of his things. He just been doing for years.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. I used to love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But to be clear, we were talking about the other day. We were kissing karaoke at Monet's place. And.

[Monet X Change]

Well, okay, so I had my two. Two. My two of two of. Two of my besties from back in the day. Dwan from college, Tyrone from high school. Tyrone was the first person I ever saw I was gay. And Bob was like, because. And then they had another friend, Kareem. I know, from college. And then Kareem is straight. So then I'm grilling outside, and Bob was like, is Tyrone gay or straight? I was like, he's straight. He's like, monet, you around too many straight people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't know any. Well, I said something. We were all in there. I was like, whoa, everyone here is gay. And then Monet was like, now everyone's gay. And I was like, ha ha. And then Monet was like, no, everyone's. And I was like, who the hell is straight?

[Monet X Change]

I was like, korean. Korean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Korean, Korean. I was like, ooh. I said, I am not in a safe space. I thought I was safe here.

[Monet X Change]

But having two straight guys at your House is crazy, okay? Tyrone is not straight. Tyrone is gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, why did y' all keep saying he was straight?

[Monet X Change]

Kareem is straight. Tyrone is gay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew y' all were lying.

[Monet X Change]

You thought Tyrone's ass was straight?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it was one of y' all things. Like when your other friend who you said was straight back in the day, and I was like, straight. And then he finally came out as gay.

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The one. The one when I first met.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, the one when I first met the one. You were like, the one straight. And I was like, monet. I just don't think he is.

[Monet X Change]

He was straight to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you were like. I was like, monet, this is not a straight man. You remember this conversation?

[Monet X Change]

He told me he was straight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was like. I was like, it's this all. And. And also, by the way, what was triggering. They look alike.

[Monet X Change]

They. Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They look alike.

[Monet X Change]

They look alike.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They are the same complexion. They are close. The same height. The ones a little bit taller. They have the exact same hairstyle.

[Monet X Change]

They look like the same person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So I was like this again. Another one of these fucking straight gay guys.

[Monet X Change]

No, Tyrone is very gay. Tyrone's the first time I ever saw I was gay. And then. So.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yes.

[Monet X Change]

We were all hanging out the house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then.

[Monet X Change]

So, Bob, do we talk about this? I feel like we talked about this on the podcast already, Bob. Okay, okay. So anytime comes to the house, Bob and Tal love karaoke. So Bob is trying to rally. So Bob is like, okay, hold on. Let me finish my story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Bob is like.

[Monet X Change]

Bob was like, monet, people want to do karaoke. Can you usher them into the garage, please? I was like, well, we're all hanging out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, okay, okay.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm back in the kitchen. I'm grilling, I'm getting chicken.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm doing all the things Unc Timo, unk t. Timo. Grilling and walking over again.

[Monet X Change]

He's like, monet. He's like, you know what? No pressure. He's like, monet. I feel like everyone wants to migrate and play do karaoke. But it wasn't everyone. It was you, Everett, and Tao.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not everyone. That was roughly it. And Jacob wanted to do karaoke, too.

[Monet X Change]

No, but Jacob wasn't on it like that. You, Everett, and Tao wanted to do karaoke, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me, Everett, and Tao really wanted to do karaoke.

[Monet X Change]

Out of eight people? That's less than half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But then also, dejuan wanted to do karaoke. He wasn't saying it, but dejuan Girl, because when we got in there singing, dejuan sang more songs than anybody.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The gay one. Dejuan was in singing everybody's song. But I would say me, Everett, and Tao. There were moments where it was just. We were just having a blast. I mean. And also, Tyrone was singing every song. He didn't get on the mic.

[Monet X Change]

Tyrone to get on the mic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but he was singing every song. Everyone was having a lot of fun playing karaoke.

[Monet X Change]

And I always say this. I'm never eager to go do karaoke, but to Bob's point, I. Karaoke always ends up being a lot of fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It turns the party every time. It turns the party every motherfucking time. And I want to say we had some great performances. Jacob, me, Jacob, and Tao ate the girlies up.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob has a thought.

[Jacob]

Monet's saying, I'm not eager to do karaoke while she fully is the one who owns the karaoke machine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but okay, I don't own it. First of all, I use that machine when I'm practicing, like, my music at home. Like, I don't. I have a mic stand and the whole thing so I can practice.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then when your family was here, we had. So your aunties were living there. Here's the thing, y'. All. When it comes to kara Ketter party, there's gonna be like, a third of the folks gonna be really enthusiastic, and then about half are gonna be like, oh, I can't. I'm telling you, once it gets going, the ones who are like, I cannot. Are gonna be the ones, baby. Monet's aunties was singing. Monet's grandma did Patsy class.

[Monet X Change]

She did Crazy classy clown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everyone's having so much fun.

[Monet X Change]

That was very cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it takes a couple of pushes, but, like, can we just start singing karaoke? Please?

[Monet X Change]

Please. You love it, do you? You. You did karaoke with Dusty Ray the other day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we went to bar called Chill Bar down in Louisville.

[Monet X Change]

What song did you sing?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sang Origin of Love from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

[Monet X Change]

You always sing that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I sing at your place one time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's one of my karaoke go tos. Origin of love Baby got back Devil went down to Georgia Papa was a roll these are my go tos. Oh, Papa was a rolling stone. Lately, I've been doing abracadabra.

[Monet X Change]

You do love that. Someone commented, because I posted a video on my Instagram story. They're like, bob. Bob is lip syncing for the crown because you were doing full choreography.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, Africa Deborah, Africa, me, Jacob and Tower all doing the choreography.

[Monet X Change]

We were all doing from different chunks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of us were doing the same choreography at the same time, but we were all living our dreams. It was so Jacob, Tal would be karaoke.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Tao loves karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Tal don't play by karaoke.

[Monet X Change]

Tyler loves karaoke.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Jacob was so cute, buffing around singing. It was. It was a very. We were singing for hours, girl, I'm not kidding.

[Monet X Change]

For like four hours straight, just going off in karaoke. It was great. And it was such an impromptu party, too. Like, Tyrone dejuan and I were just chilling at the house. And then I was like, we should have people over. I was like, oh, yeah, I guess we should. And then I called you and then called Kareem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then let's confront you about what you did last night.

[Monet X Change]

What I did last night?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What you did last night?

[Monet X Change]

Did I see you yesterday?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You saw me last night?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, at my house. Then you'll meet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I text Naomi Small and I said, you want to hang out tomorrow? She said yes, and you poached her for me. We all weren't scheduled to do that yesterday. That was the last minute thing, was it not?

[Jacob]

So you think this episode comes out June 29? Will that content be out by then? Cause if.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it will.

[Jacob]

So we can talk about it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you with the schedule, answer that question.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, well, I'll answer your question. So you think I last minute got Naomi Smalls to come and do my makeup at my house on a whim? Last minute. I just sha. That just happened out of nowhere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I plan.

[Monet X Change]

I schedule Byron, Naomi got a wig together. I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You. You can get eight people to come to your house to sing Harry for eight hours, but you can't get Naomi Smalls and Byron to come over Correct.

[Monet X Change]

To do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get two people to come over. You got.

[Monet X Change]

You can get to do a makeover to prepare a wig to come and do my makeup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had the wig. She's a fucking drag queen. Monet. She already had a wig sitting around.

[Monet X Change]

No, it was a prepare. Because Naomi's not like you just pick a wig off the shelf. She's like, got a wig style.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, not just pick. These are styled wigs. I'm not just like, well, tell them Ty Harris, he styled half of them. Ty, are your wig styled or they just bullshit like Monet calls them. Anyway, that's. Yo, buddy.

[Monet X Change]

And Naomi and I had that date scheduled for weeks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

So I walk into the episode today, and y', all, honestly, you need to Change your name from Bob the Drag Queen to Bob the Geography Queen. Why the fuck is there a map on the screen? What is this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, I'm into cartography.

[Monet X Change]

What is this map about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm really into cartography, so can you please not yuck my yum and my passions?

[Jacob]

You.

[Monet X Change]

Why are you so obsessed with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we. There's a dot on the screen, and we have to guess what state that dot is in.

[Monet X Change]

I know what state is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

State or city?

[Jacob]

And we're also doing this instead of task, so they don't have tasks. This is our.

[Monet X Change]

This is Oregon and it's State.

[Jacob]

You're guessing the state.

[Monet X Change]

Oregon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is in Oregon?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that Oregon?

[Jacob]

Jacob, move that bus.

[Monet X Change]

You need to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is an arc. I like. It was about to be in California.

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take the thing away.

[Monet X Change]

Take it away.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Take it away. Take it away.

[Jacob]

What do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Jacob]

I don't wanna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where is this dot, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Michigan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Michigan is over by the water. Illinois is also over by the lakes. So this is actually. This is Minnesota. No, this is. Or Montana.

[Monet X Change]

I said Michigan. I meant Minnesota. The mis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do I think it's Minnesota? Because South Dakota and North Dakota right there. I'm going to go with. I think it is Minnesota.

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm seeing the Phantom State Lions.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's Minnesota. Hit us, Jacob. South Dakota. Fuck. I was so close. Ooh, who is that, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

That's Vermont.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Vermont is up there.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought Vermont was a little bit further down.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's Vermont. Because Maine is that little.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, we know what Maine is. Everyone knows what Maine is. Is that Vermont, Jacob? My goodness, Monet. Okay, that's Michigan.

[Monet X Change]

That's Michigan.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, this is. That's the Mexican. No, that's not Mexico. No, that's Kansas.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not Kansas.

[Jacob]

That is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Kansas.

[Monet X Change]

I think this is Arizona. No, Texas. What's above Arizona? I don't know what state is above Arizona.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Kansas.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna say Oklahoma. Let's see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Texas is huge.

[Monet X Change]

This is Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you're right. I think that is Ohio. New York. That's Ohio.

[Monet X Change]

That's Ohio. That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Pennsylvania.

[Monet X Change]

Pennsylvania.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Pennsylvania. So that's not Pennsylvania. My exact words, that's not Pennsylvania.

[Monet X Change]

The fact that word even came out of your mouth is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said it's not Pennsylvania. I think it's. I think it's Ohio.

[Monet X Change]

This is going to be great for Our visual, our audio listeners, I think this is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We do a lot of stuff.

[Monet X Change]

That is Kentucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not Kentucky. Hit it, Jacob. Indiana. I was. It is close to Ohio. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Indiana's down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Up there.

[Monet X Change]

Indiana is. Wait, go back. Indiana is west. Is east.

[Jacob]

Sorry, I don't want to show you where it is on the map, because

[Bob the Drag Queen]

then you're going to be able to

[Jacob]

use that for sure.

[Monet X Change]

We got to get back to that. I thought Indiana anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, so this is

[Monet X Change]

West Virginia. West Virginia.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Virginia. Now this is. What the.

[Monet X Change]

Is this West Virginia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that's not West Virginia. That's too far over to West Virginia. I think this is. It's not tennis, actually. I don't know. I can't figure it out. What it is, is West Virginia. You are really good at this Mo.

[Monet X Change]

That's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's Florida. No, Florida.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's Florida.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't think it goes that far.

[Monet X Change]

I think it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that's Alabama or Mississippi.

[Monet X Change]

I think that's Pangea.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's Florida.

[Monet X Change]

I knew it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is Florida. I am horrible at this game. Okay, this is got to be Ohio. This has to be Ohio.

[Monet X Change]

I'm gonna agree with Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're such a troll. But he did better than. I thought you were gonna do it. Go back to that.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah, sorry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Indiana was west. I thought Indiana was west of Illinois. I don't realize Indiana was next to Ohio.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you know that? I knew it was. I thought it was honestly further west, to be honest.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I thought it was like. I thought it was, like, west, like. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, I. I think where, like, Australians or, like, will be like, how do you guys not know where all y' all or Canadians? Like, how you guys know royal states are? There are, like, how many Canadian territories? 7. 13.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we have 50.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, there's 50 states. It is hard to keep up with all these.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure. Australia. Any. First of all, the whole middle of y' all country ain't going on there. So what the Do y' all know going on in the middle of the entire continent? Kane. Oh, he left. Good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you like going overseas, though?

[Monet X Change]

I do like going overseas. I have fun going overseas. Even though we travel a lot, I still get. When I'm going to. When I'm going, like, over out of the country, I still get excited, but. And I get excited to come home. Like, I like the journey getting there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You like the journey?

[Monet X Change]

I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. I don't mind Being places. I don't like going places. Going to places like you like, you like being at the airport.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like. I don't like being at the. I mean, if I have all the bells and whistles. Yes. Which, by the way, have you seen this new thing about Europe this summer? Good luck. The EU started seeing that if you do not have an EU passport, they have this new entry and exit system where sometimes the lines are up to if any passport that is not part of the eu, so it has to be part of the eu, American, anything outside of that or whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So even the uk.

[Monet X Change]

Even the uk. You have to send these crazy, crazy, crazy long lines. Sometimes go up to six hours. People are missing flights, missing connections is like a big problem right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thanks Brexit. They have had some bearing on this, I'm sure.

[Monet X Change]

But so, yeah, it says if you do not have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you not going there this summer?

[Monet X Change]

I am going three times. I'm already in it.

[Jacob]

So are you.

[Monet X Change]

You too, bitch. You're in Ireland. You're in Ireland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Amsterdam.

[Monet X Change]

I know your whole schedule, bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going. I know. I'm telling you, I know your whole schedule, bitch.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Congratulations.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where can they see you?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I have some dates for High heels, Bad knees coming in, coming soon. But our dates for San Francisco are out and they're going very well. Tickets are going really really quickly. I think we added a show already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then don't even click them since the tickets are going so well.

[Monet X Change]

But you guys should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Since tickets are selling, don't even go.

[Monet X Change]

Go to Monetaxchange.com to get your Monxchange.com hashtag live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I want to say right now, my tickets are not. No one's buying tickets on my shows, guys. So this is where I need you to go.

[Jacob]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch, you don't know your website.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know every. No, I don't know every place I'm going. We are going to Missoula Pride. Well, there's no tickets are going.

[Jacob]

This episode will be out by the time. So we're going to restart after. On July.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In July, we are going to the Pittsburgh Improv. We are going to Just for Laughs in Montreal, Quebec. Monet and I will be there together. We're going to the Milkshake Fest in Amsterdam. I'm going to be at the. At Vicar street in Dublin, Ireland. I'm going to be at Laugh Out Loud in San Antonio, Texas. And I'm going to be at the Company Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina. And no one's bought a single. I have not sold a single ticket.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, next time, not even one ticket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if you could. If you want to just have a private hangout, just you and me hanging out by ourselves in one of these places, you might be the one to buy a ticket. So I'm like Monet, who's apparently selling more tickets than.

[Monet X Change]

Than God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think God could sell tickets?

[Monet X Change]

I think God was. God was a current, like, traveling, touring artist who makes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you see God?

[Monet X Change]

I would definitely go see what was up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where would you go see God at? Okay, God is the msg. What's the show?

[Monet X Change]

No, he's a. He's a Hollywood bowl, guys.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the Hollywood Bowl?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't think God could be at Sofi?

[Monet X Change]

He can, but he doesn't want to be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wants to be at the Bowl. He wants the intimate experience.

[Monet X Change]

He wants the intimate thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does he fly in or does he walk from the back?

[Monet X Change]

He comes down like. I feel like he comes on a cloud. Like the flying nimbus from Dragon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like from the sky?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like a flying nimbus cloud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But not from, like, backstage.

[Monet X Change]

No, not backstage. God. The God doesn't enter from backstage, honey. He enters from his Lord, the atmosphere.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you hear a voice that goes, on the count of three, we all clap. One, two, three. And then a ball of light. Just because I don't think he's actually manifesting in a physical form.

[Monet X Change]

So it's just like a light.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we all see it differently. I think everyone is looking at the stage, and literally all of us see something different. Which, honestly, how gaggy would that be? We're all. I have this theory, by the way. How do we know we're all seeing colors the same?

[Jacob]

Well, clearly, you're not seeing the same.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Obviously not. But how do you know y' all are all seeing clothes the same? How do you know that? How do you know that his red isn't your green and her green isn't your blue and her blue isn't your blue?

[Jacob]

Because of people like you. Because, like, if Monet and I look at it, there's that the one, Walkery, where somebody was wearing a pink dress and you were like, well, this is obviously green. And then Monet and I both saw the same color, and we were like, that's pink, mama.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is, what if y'.

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All.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean? The shades.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if your brown is your blue? So you're calling it pink. And of course you see it as pink, but for you, pink is his brown.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't see. No, that wouldn't make any sense.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that does make sense. If every time you see the color pink, you see it as what Jacob sees as brown, and that's what you see as green. But because I have an actual deformity in my eyes, I'm actually the one who sees it how it's supposed to be seen.

[Monet X Change]

This is this. I knew you're gonna corral this into. Because ultimately, you're having the real experience and everyone else is having a shit. How did I know that you were gonna fucking go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But how do you know that what you're seeing is blue isn't what Jacob's seeing is blue?

[Monet X Change]

Because I think doctors and optometrists, they

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have done the testing and they have done the work to verify, but there's no way to test. If you hold up things blue and then everyone says blue, but we're all seeing something different. There's no way to verify. But if we're verifying, but if we're

[Monet X Change]

seeing something different, then we wouldn't call it blue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, Monet, what I'm saying is every time you see this shade, but it looks like blue to you, but what's

[Jacob]

happening is we're holding up a shade, we're saying the same thing, and you're saying something different, which means, well, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

have a deformity so I'm out of this. I'm out of the equation. I'm not part of this. I'm talking about people who do not have the thing in their eyes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's say. So I hold up this card and I say, what color is it? Jacob says, pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Uh huh.

[Monet X Change]

Nate says, pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

I say, pink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yep.

[Monet X Change]

And you're saying, but I'm really seeing brown.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What would be brown for Nate?

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand your logic.

[Jacob]

Your logic is there is like, people do process colors in a slightly different way. So some people can see like slightly more ranges of different colors of green.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You get what I'm saying, Nate?

[Jacob]

Well, there is something. There is a tentacle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So for all of you, it is pink. For all of you, it is what you see as pink. But now we take Nate's eyes out, put them. Actually that's how we know, because people

[Jacob]

get eye transplants in a theoretical world.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Actually, I just figured it out. People get eye transplants in a theoretical

[Jacob]

world, like Monet and I. The way I see colors, pink and blue could be completely swapped. And when I learn as a child, somebody points at orange, I'm like, that is blue. That, like blue and pink for me are completely swapped. And I've just grown in my life knowing that. And even though Monet and I are looking at the same color and pointing at it, I am seeing something that would register as blue to Monet. Yes. But I've just learned that's pink growing up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Has anyone out there watching this who's had an eye transplant want to tell us when you got your new eyes, were you like, what the fuck is happening?

[Jacob]

But then I would also say that, like, scientifically different colors are associated with different emotions. Like, blue has an overall calming effect on people. So I feel like if you were seeing red where everyone else was seeing blue, you'd have a very different reaction.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or is it because of the associations you've made to the color blue throughout your life? The sky is blue, it is calming. The ocean is blue. It's calming. Anyway, if you had an eye transplant and you got your new eyes and shit was looking different, please comment below because I want to know. No, you can get, you can get eye transplants. You can get a whole new.

[Monet X Change]

Can blind people get eye transplant? If a blind person gets an eye transplant, do they could get vision, but no, because I think what's causing the blindness isn't the eyeball something else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not 100% sure, but I know that. I know that you can get Eye transplants, right? Can you Google that, Jacob?

[Jacob]

Yes. I think it's more of a cornea transplant than the whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Google. See what Google says.

[Jacob]

I don't want to Google eye transplant. I'm so sorry. That's gonna be gross.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, just don't. Don't Google eyes. Google the question, can you get an eye transplant? Don't Google. Show me pictures of an eye transplant.

[Jacob]

You can get an eye transplant, but

[Bob the Drag Queen]

are you googling or are you just going off your head?

[Jacob]

I just know that as a fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you just google. You don't have to Google the picture, just Google the question. Can you get an eye transplant?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's a cornea transplant. Not the entire eyeball, but it's specifically like corneas are the most common and successful.

[Monet X Change]

Are you, Are you an organ donor?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Work. I know some people that don't, like, a lot of Christians won't do it because the whole. Because of the Bible, like your body should, should leave the way you came in, like fully. So they don't.

[Jacob]

And also when the Rapture comes, you want all your organs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you can't, you can't. You can't leave with all your organs. When you lose the lamb, then what? Wait, so tell me why they don't want. Break it down for me quickly.

[Monet X Change]

Because there's a scripture that the word of God says that. I don't know what the exact scripture is, but your body should leave how it came in. So, like, you don't want to take

[Bob the Drag Queen]

out, so 6 pounds, 3 ounces,

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you

[Monet X Change]

should leave it all your organs. You don't want to give away your heart or your lungs because your body should leave the way it came in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what about losing limbs? So you tell me. These deeply Christian people, when they get pancreate, they're like, I'm keeping my shit. Maybe you can't say, I want to die with pancreas. I'm going to live with this fucked up pancreas.

[Monet X Change]

I think they probably. Okay. According to Christian theological belief, the rapture is. The process is believed to eliminate all physical, mental and spiritual ailments, sickness and decay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please read it like you're like people meant to hear it.

[Jacob]

Just the highlighted part.

[Monet X Change]

The process is believed to eliminate all physical, mental and spiritual ailments, sickness and decay, replacing them with a perfect glorified body that never falls sick again. Now, I mean, can you look up the scripture of like, your body, like your body should leave some shit. Sorry, not shit. Something about God. Something about your body leaving full, like, whole.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what about your teeth? What about going to the dentist and getting new teeth?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. While most Christian denominations support organ donation as an act of charity, some individuals hesitate due to concerns that an intact body is necessary for resurrection.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So my question is, are you just gonna live with your rotten teeth?

[Monet X Change]

I don't think they do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The dentist is like, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense. Like why do you. Here's. This is crazy. And I'm actually, no, I'm not gonna. It is crazy. I don't care if your feelings are hurt. You're telling me that for, to alleviate your pain, you can get rid of your pancreas. You can take the, you can take the stone out of your kidney.

[Monet X Change]

You mean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, kidney stones, the one that your body created. You can get your raggedy ass teeth pulled. You can get a full set of dentures.

[Monet X Change]

Veneers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Veneers, dentures. But once you've died, you can't give over your, your lung.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So doesn't that negate the whole thing?

[Monet X Change]

Maybe, maybe, maybe there's a scripture that says for ailments and sickness, like you can get rid of those for that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, how convenient, right? I wish that black folks could release themselves from the shackles of Christianity. We, we have to, we have to release ourselves from the cycles of Christianity. This is crazy. It got us refusing to help people who are dying.

[Monet X Change]

Are you anti Christian? Are you? Are you, Are you anti spirituality?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I what?

[Monet X Change]

Are you anti spirituality?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of sometimes. Because sometimes I think spirituality leads people down this path where they start justifying really harmful things. It happened to me because. It happened to you because you had to learn a lesson from that. But the universe, everything happens for a reason. I think is. I genuinely think everything happens for a reason is a really problematic mindset because it allows you to justify pain, harm, damage for the greater good, even if it's not. Even if that greater good has nothing

[Monet X Change]

to do with you. I think it's a sliding scale. I think some people can do to that, but I think some people use it really passive like, like everything has a reason. Like the reason why I didn't go to, to go to the Walmart now because I need to stay here and bump into to Jacob to ask him that thing. I think when is what is when it's like innocuous things like that, I think it's okay. But when you're like, like saying Gaza, everything happens for a reason, that's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, okay, not to Be pedantic. But then you say, maybe say some things happen for a reason. Because you're saying everything happens. You're not saying like most. You're saying everything that has happened happens for a reason. Those words are completely absolute. So when you think about someone like what's his name, the guy from the guy who wrote Family Matter. Family Guy. Family Guy. Seth Rogen. Seth Green was supposed to be on the plane. They were crashing. Seth McFarland was supposed to be on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers. He was supposed to be on one of those planes. He. He overslept and misses flight. Everything happens for a reason. But that's, but that. That's a big thing. You know what I mean? So that's why I always. But people will use it like, I got fired from a job. I got this, I got that. But I'm like, it's like karma. Karma has to be absolute. Karma can't just be when something bad happens to a bad person. Karma has to. Karma has to be everything that happens to everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And I think that's what people who actually believe in karmic energy, like, do, do, do do believe that? I mean, I think so then what

[Bob the Drag Queen]

about all the bad things that happen to good people?

[Monet X Change]

But that's because. But everyone is not all good or all bad all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the baby who was born leukemia and just died? The baby who was just born fully had leukemia and then just died.

[Monet X Change]

But then they look at that. That's bad karma to the parent for something they did. Like, I think from my understanding of karma, like karmic energy, like all that stuff is a transference of things. So the baby that died, your baby that was born with leukemia and died, is karma for something you did. Again, I don't believe in karmic energy, but that's I think. And I don't want to bastardize karma,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

but so now my karma can happen to people I love. So, like, if my lover dies in a car crash because I have back

[Monet X Change]

karma, maybe that's crazy. Or maybe your. Maybe your lover, your lover had some. Some sort of bad karma for something they did. But also the good things, good karma. Maybe, maybe you have a lot of good karma stored you want. You won RuPaul Drag Race against Kim Chi. And maybe it's mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Easy work. Light lift.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, Nene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Light lift.

[Monet X Change]

Wow, Nene.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like this. My only, My only competition that season was Robbie Turner. But yeah, I mean, that's my thoughts on karma and stuff. But I think if there is a God and she's doing her. Her show.

[Monet X Change]

And she's doing her show at the Hollywood Bowl. Oh, I forgot his conversation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You already got a ticket. How close are you sitting? I.

[Monet X Change]

When I go to live shows, I pay money to sit up front because I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How close up front?

[Monet X Change]

In the age of AI and shit? Like, I really. I'm really treasuring live music a lot. So, like, I mean, I went to go see Ray, I was like, you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

didn't use the treasure before AI?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think I took it for granted more, to be honest. Also, I only started really paying to go to concerts in, like, maybe the past seven, eight years.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's great. You're a musician.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I mean, like, pop concerts. I would go see a lot of classical works.

[Jacob]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

But not, like pop music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This feels like you being living in New York City, never going to Broadway show.

[Monet X Change]

Very nice. I saw someone about that the other day. I mean, it was. I was just younger. I didn't know. So if I'm. I'm going to a concert, I like to sit in a. Or in the first beginning orchestra. When I go to the Broadway show, I like to see. I want to. I don't want to be like, well, that's not true. Sza. I was literally row two. But other than that, I want to be a little far back so I can see, like, the experience.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be middle of the middle row. So I would obviously, lady guy.

[Monet X Change]

You have long knees, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

You have long knees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My knees are a normal size.

[Monet X Change]

Long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My thighs are long. My knees are. I don't have that long legs. Jesus. Everyone out there concerned. My knees are a normal length.

[Monet X Change]

You have long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So that's why I don't like sitting there. Because then if it's a concert, like, we feel sitting down. My knees are. I'm so uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mine is legs longer than yours. I'm not that uncomfortable.

[Monet X Change]

That's crazy. My legs are so uncomfortable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you see the show better. I saw Lady Gaga. We were. Me and Tao were sitting. So fucking. We were. I think I got some DNA on me.

[Monet X Change]

Like, how, bitch, give us a number. Like, row A.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Row D from me to the edge of the stage was where Nate is right now. So this is about if you were to throw someone a bottle of water and put a little bit of oomph behind it. Not as hard as you can throw it.

[Monet X Change]

This is about 20ft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

About 15, 20ft.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

From the edge of the stage. So obviously the stage was huge.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Jacob were sitting probably 80 yards away from the stage.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, yards? What the fuck is yards? Three feet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One yard is three feet.

[Monet X Change]

That's one yard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

No, but 80 yards. How big is it? Is that a football field?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A football field is 120ft.

[Monet X Change]

120ft. No, sir.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean 120 yards. A football field is 120 yards.

[Monet X Change]

So about three quarters of a football field, roughly. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they were better seats. We could see everything. There was so much stuff I did not realize. Me and Tao didn't see. I didn't realize the floor had projections or LED or something. No clue.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this. When I went to go see SZA and Kameka and I went and we were like, three seats, like, two seats for the thing. I. I just. It was watching her perform. I didn't care. Well, to be fair, I'd seen it. This is my second time seeing it. I was a little farther back the first time, so I wanted to see her do the show. I didn't really care about everything else, to be honest. Knowing I was that close was fierce. That's crazy to see her. She was literally here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then why don't you just pay to look at her in the fucking Delta Sky Lounge?

[Monet X Change]

At this point? I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's crazy. I mean, like, when I went to go see Kendrick Lamar, I could see a lot. Oh, and scissor. That's so crazy. We should have been closer to the middle. We were. Me and my brother were too far to the side. We were too far to the side. So I would just. I could see everything but, like, from a weird angle.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I thought it was better because it was closer. We weren't up in the rafters. I don't know. It kind of. It was. It was irritating. I should have been in the middle.

[Monet X Change]

So people. People going to see Cats. The Angelica Ball.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Angelica ball, Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Angelica Ball. And, you know, they have the seats on stage and people are saying, like, yes, it's nice to be part of the thing. But, like, you don't. I would hate to get a seat where I'm sitting on stage. You don't get to, like, see the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first Broadway show I ever saw sit on stage.

[Monet X Change]

Which one was what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a Xanadu.

[Monet X Change]

How was that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it was my first Broadway show. I had nothing to compare it to. It was exhilarating and it was so much fun and. But I was looking at the back of their heads a lot.

[Walden University Sponsor]

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[Monet X Change]

Like, just straight up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking at Cheyenne Jackson's ass. Just straight up in Those tiny little denim shorts. Just looking at Cheyenne Jackson's ass.

[Monet X Change]

You know, Ruby Rue took me on a date to go see one on. To go see the US Open musical

[Bob the Drag Queen]

or play about tennis.

[Monet X Change]

About tennis. And we was. It was in the theater in the round.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't remember.

[Monet X Change]

I think it was a play. It was about the US Open.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You said on stage.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't on stage. Was the theater around? And I feel like they didn't play

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the one next to Gershwin. The one next to Wicked.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's like downstairs. Yeah.

[Walden University Sponsor]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And it was once. Yes. And I remember seeing a lot of the back of the backs of the actors heads. I'm like, bitches around. I don't think about the stages for the whole round is very strange.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because once the island, which you saw there as well.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we saw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're. They're looking in every direction.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I mean, it seems like it must be really difficult to. To do a. To. Not difficult. It's more of a challenge to direct a show like that.

[Walden University Sponsor]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

For sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think God looks to you in the. In the world where. In the world where we all. Where God looks different. All of us. How does God appear to you?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. God to me is pretty traditional. Except like instead of I'm basically gonna Little Little Mermaid him, he's gonna be brown, which dreads, but the same white robe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brown like. Like South America brown and Middle Eastern brown.

[Monet X Change]

Like let me try to find like a. An exact skin comp. I would say I'm also thinking about

[Bob the Drag Queen]

his physical features as well. When you say brown, not just his skin, but his physical features.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, like a Jonas Robin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jake is about to pull up.

[Jacob]

Who you're saying no, sorry. My computer is lagging because I have too many tabs open. So I'm trying to close them out.

[Walden University Sponsor]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I would say Momoa. Like the rock.

[Jacob]

The rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he's Samoan. God of Samoan.

[Monet X Change]

No, but he's that skin color.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what about the features?

[Monet X Change]

The features.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is he. Is he Rihanna brown? Rihanna. And they're all about the same color, are they? I would say they're pretty. I think the rock and round are really close in skin color.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know about that, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The rock and Rihanna, they're not. I. I'm willing to bet Rihanna's pretty.

[Monet X Change]

Rihanna's pretty light skinned. And the rock.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The rock is.

[Monet X Change]

No, the rock is brown. The rock is like dark asap. Rocky. The Dwayne. The Rock Johnson. Dwayne Johnson is, is, is, is, is, is brown skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think, you think the Rock. The Rock is darker than Rihanna?

[Monet X Change]

I think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you dropping Dwayne Johnson in the round and they'll probably pop up. They're about the same color. Yeah, girl, the Rock is not dark skinned. They're the same. These two are the same color.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, in my mind, you know, I'm thinking of him. He was. He just did the Kevin Hart roast and he was. He must have came from filming something because he is brown. Can you type in Dwayne the Rock Johnson of the Kevin Hart? He is dark.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So he, so he's a. So he's, he's. He's the Rock's complexion. What color is his hair?

[Monet X Change]

His hair is black.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

See, he was pretty dark on that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he's there. His hair is 1B, not one. 1B.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't, I don't know the new.

[Monet X Change]

It's not the new. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know the numbers. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say nappy, y'.

[Monet X Change]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not. I'm not doing it.

[Monet X Change]

No, not the curl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, but. Oh, but I'm with the color, bitch. But you know the numbers. They're the numbers. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Yeah, nappy. Less nappy, curly and straight. I'm not, I'm not. I'm sorry, y'. All. To me, nappy is not a pejorative. If you hear the word nappy and you think that means bad hair, I genuinely think that says more about you than it does about.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think people hear bad hair. I think what people hear is the pejorative. How people have used it pejoratively. Right. Like the guys, Negro in the house where we said it pejorative saying nappy headed Negroes. Like people think that they don't think of how we use it in community to think about the pejorative of it all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say I have heard black folks use nappy as a pejorative. In my house. We did not use nappy as a pejorative.

[Monet X Change]

We didn't use it either. We don't really use the word nappy, to be honest. I mean, I guess, yeah, we did, but yeah, it was never a pejorative. But I think people just hear it in pop culture. It has been very negatively used for the community, I would say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So it was the term like dark and black. Black is used negatively anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Dark hair, dark hair, dreads. Yeah. Wearing the White dress cinched at the waist as she does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, got it cinched.

[Monet X Change]

She's cinched not just with the rope of corset. It's guys curvy, a little thick, like thick thighs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there any makeup?

[Monet X Change]

Any makeup?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a beard? Is it like a bearded queen but

[Monet X Change]

five o' clock shadow? Oh yeah. She shaved before the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I ain't never heard a guy. I've heard a guy clean shaving or beard, but I ain't never seen a guy with like a little, a little

[Monet X Change]

five o' clock shout out.

[Google Chrome Sponsor]

Shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh my goodness.

[Monet X Change]

To give the riz.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is God sexy?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you, do people want to have sex with God?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Barefoot, hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And do they indulge?

[Monet X Change]

He does not indulge, no. But he welcomes the fawning and the loving and the, and the appreciation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's very godlike, to be honest. Very fond over me.

[Monet X Change]

He like, do what you want. Come like come, Come all the hoes. Come all, come all the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on you faithful.

[Monet X Change]

Come all you faithful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Come on, you slutty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. What does God look like to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that for me God looks a little bit like the. Do you remember back in the day you have a Windows computer?

[Walden University Sponsor]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know you play music and it's like that whoop and it's the, the, the, the. The audio player would be making shapes in the form of the music. I think when he's not talking, he is a perfect spear.

[Monet X Change]

But George is not a person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. And when he speaks, little spikes come out and the more excited he gets, it grows bigger and bigger.

[Monet X Change]

Is there light as well or just the shape?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, I think the, the color changes based on the mood and so does the glowingness of it. Right. So if God is like really excited, it's glowing. If God is angry, it is red. If God is chill, it is blue.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And what is the, what's the excited color?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think excited is like yellow.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Orange.

[Monet X Change]

Now is this like a neon color? Is it like a, like, like what kind of light?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me the feeling. I'll tell you.

[Monet X Change]

The God is excited but nervous for his first show at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if God's excited but nervous, it's kind of.

[Monet X Change]

So your God gets nervous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

So your guy's a pussy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he could be. Yeah. My God is open to his, to, to their emotions.

[Walden University Sponsor]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For sure.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And not trying to everyone like your slutty ass guy.

[Monet X Change]

He's not trying to fuck everyone he

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was or sorry, edge everyone.

[Monet X Change]

He welcomes it but he does not. He's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sorry, he's not edging everyone.

[Monet X Change]

Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so what it is, is. Is if he's nervous but excited, then it's like kind of morphing between a sky blue and a bright yellow. And it is glowing. It's actually like literally like light. It's like looking at a light bulb.

[Monet X Change]

And why is your God a he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, my. Have you noticed I use different pronouns?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so you use.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They use all of them except the lame.

[Monet X Change]

Except they, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Except the lame ones. I did use they, but God ain't Z0. I'm sorry.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, and what about the Z0? What is God's first number in the show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think God's coming down. Oh, this. I think God is accompanied by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they are doing. I think God has a really good sense of humor. She has a really good sense of humor. And it's the. It's the. The march of the. What's the.

[Monet X Change]

What's the song from the Flight of the Bumblebees.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, what's the song from. From. What's the song from Star Wars?

[Jacob]

The Imperial Death March.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Imperial Death March. And then God lands like, I'm just playing. And then goes into, I think the. It's time to dance music. It's time to light the lights. It's time to get things started on God show tonight.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. My God, his first number is. He does not have the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Because that's very indulgent. We're not paying for that. That's a waste of money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're not getting paid.

[Monet X Change]

They're doing it for free.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, not for free, but they're getting stuff, not money, though.

[Monet X Change]

So they will. Okay. They're getting paid with something. My God will never do that. He's going to have Lady Bunny DJing slave labor. Continue. She puts it her CD and he does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So your guide is into slave labor.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. And he does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And how do people get there? Are they Lady Bunny flying here?

[Monet X Change]

He. She summons. Huh. And she just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's manifest without consent because he manifested it without consent.

[Monet X Change]

He is the all knowing, omnipotent, omnipotent God. He knows what she wants. She wants it to be there that night of that show and she puts a CD in. And God's first number is Call Me Mother, Guess who.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So God is making Lady Bunny play RuPaul's music.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which we know Lady Bunny don't want to do. So I don't think your God is. If your guy didn't even know that ladybug don't with RuPaul no more.

[Monet X Change]

But he's trying. He's healing their friend. Their friendship. Oh, because Villa, call me mother. He says, guess who back in the house.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank God, his mother.

[Monet X Change]

Thank God, his mother. And then on the second verse, people think he's going to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What kind of shoes is God wearing?

[Monet X Change]

Like one of the. Like, like a little Hillary. Hillary Clinton. A little sensible heel. A little sensible wife.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know? You know who doesn't. You know who doesn't around the hill?

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nancy Pelosi.

[Monet X Change]

Meaning what? Like she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you seen the heels she wears?

[Monet X Change]

Does she wear high heels?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Baby, high.

[Monet X Change]

I just met her. She does not have high heels on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not every second of the day, but when she's in a hill.

[Monet X Change]

Y', all, that is not a high heel, okay?

[Jacob]

You.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You clicked on the one that was low. That's not a high heel. That is a pretty. That's a two. That's a three inch hill. Click on this one right here.

[Google Chrome Sponsor]

Look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look at top right. These are high heels, okay?

[Monet X Change]

That's a high heel girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nancy Pelosi wears a high heel. And also on Drag Race, she had on a high girl. Nancy. And Pelosi wears a high. And she's almost 80.

[Monet X Change]

She's past 80, bitch.

[Jacob]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old is Nancy Pelosi?

[Monet X Change]

82.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nothing. She's 78.

[Monet X Change]

I think it's 82.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

86. This woman is in that, y'. All. I mean, obviously, everyone can. There's no. It's not like, why can't you? But the fact that Nancy Pelosi is all. Is closer to 90 than she is to 80, and she is in a high heel. It's gaggy.

[Monet X Change]

You know, people say that you look in pictures, you look like you just want a car. I feel like when you're excited, you just. I just thought you want a car.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just now, someone said, someone posted online the day me. When I me money out of drag. Everyone calm down. At the Stop the Train premiere, someone commented, Bob looked like he always just won a car. And that sent me to the moon.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you do that? Why do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To show that I'm excited.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? You can show you're excited without me doing all day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A brand new car.

[Monet X Change]

Why do you do that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's how I smile. Why do you do what you fucking do?

[Monet X Change]

You have to unhinge your jaw and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

be like, no, that's not what I do. You're doing this, and I do this. Those are very different things. Do yours Again. And I'm going

[Monet X Change]

because, Because Bob makes fun of Shaquita because she thinks Shaquita looks like she's going to get squirt with the water gun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Smells like she's like the camera squirts water, she smiles. Smells like this. I mean, I love Shaquita, but I'm telling y', all, Shaquita hall look at every picture. Garqua, does she not smell like that?

[Monet X Change]

She does smell like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, girl, is you. Do you trust the cameraman? Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. Jacob.

[Jacob]

These pictures, I mean, I took a bunch and I'll put your best face in. I I. This is just the illustrates the point the best. We're not gonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mona, you are the color red. You have so much red in your skin. Like, me and Nate. We have blue in our skin. I feel. I mean, you have so much red in your skin.

[Jacob]

Sorry, can we get knit on camera?

[Monet X Change]

Why do you say it like so? Because the thing is that it's shocking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not, it's not. It's not a pejorative. That's how you feel. That's how you're taking it, which your feelings are valid. See, we have a lot of blue in our skin. And I feel like you have a lot of red. We actually are black folks who I think would look good in blue light, but you would turn purple.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're jealous.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you're jealous.

[Monet X Change]

I was thinking the other day and Naomi brought it up, and I was like. And unprompted. Remember when you did that Doja Cat Scaparelli thing? And I was like, yeah, I was like. I was like, I so know I had to do it. And she, I was like, I lost the thing. She's like, well, Jacob probably rigged it. I was like, that doesn't even make sense.

[Jacob]

We, we did not rig it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet knows. We did. We did it in front of. I don't, I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all didn't rig it. I don't know. Y' all made up a website just to fucking trick me. I'm not kidding.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a. Y'.

[Google Chrome Sponsor]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all know that part. I believe. I believe that you're not kidding.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all have sown so many seeds of mistrust.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've not in this, in this company

[Monet X Change]

that I, I think that y' all are constantly doing things to get me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is, first of all, Jacob photographed one ring one time on one picture, and you act like we have been doing things. First of all I want to point out the fact that you have been blaming me for stealing your ugly fucking dresses for months when I told you I wouldn't want those ugly fucking dresses. Begged me to wear for any goddamn

[Monet X Change]

that I took away from you. Yeah, bitch. Or any goddamn fucking beg me to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is why when you appreciate. Apologize. I didn't want your shitty apology that

[Monet X Change]

you begged me to wear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't want your shitty little apology.

[Monet X Change]

You're not going to have it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You did give it to me and I took it.

[Monet X Change]

Offered it and I took it the back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not how apologies work.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not how they work. That's not how they work. Mega Man Bigfoot. I did a like six.

[Monet X Change]

We got to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sam.