The One Where We Test our Friendship

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where We Test Our Friendship"

Episode Details

• Title: The One Where We Test Our Friendship
• Hosts: Monet X Change & Bob The Drag Queen
• Release Date: January 1, 2025

Introduction to the Episode In this lively episode of Sibling Rivalry, Monet X Change and Bob The Drag Queen dive deep into the dynamics of their unique friendship. Despite not being actual siblings, their infectious chemistry and shared humor make their bond unmistakably strong. This episode centers around a friendship quiz designed to test how well they know each other, leading to heartfelt discussions, hilarious anecdotes, and insightful conversations on various personal and cultural topics.

1. Friendship Quiz: Testing Their Knowledge The core of the episode revolves around a structured friendship quiz, where Monet and Bob pose questions to each other to gauge their familiarity and understanding of one another.

• a. Best and Worst Wigs

  • Monet: "What is the worst wig you've ever worn?" ([25:36])
  • Bob: "The swimsuit wig." ([26:00])
  • Monet: "I said the green swimsuit wig. I could agree with that." ([26:02])

  Their playful banter about wigs highlights their collaborative efforts in creating distinct drag personas. They recall specific wig-related mishaps and the creative processes behind their looks, emphasizing the importance of authenticity and teamwork in their performances.

• b. Common Phrases and Habits

  • Bob: "One unusual phrase I frequently use is 'reckon'." ([27:30])
  • Monet: "I don't say it much, but I sometimes use 'reckon'." ([27:54])

  This segment showcases their attention to each other’s quirks. Monet struggles to keep up with Bob’s unique phrases, leading to humorous exchanges and mutual teasing.

• c. Shared Memories

  • Monet: "One of my favorite memories is shopping at the west side Market after gigs." ([46:23])
  • Bob: "I have my profile picture of Monet at the west side market with two Kleenexes stuffed in her nose." ([46:44])

  Reflecting on past experiences strengthens their bond, revealing the fond moments that have shaped their friendship and professional collaboration.

2. Ashy Lips and Skincare in the Black Community A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the societal pressures and personal experiences surrounding skincare, particularly the issue of ashy lips among dark-skinned individuals.

• Monet: "Why are we conditioned black people to be so ashamed of our ash?" ([07:32])

• Bob: "Dark skinned people get ashy at a much higher rate. It's the contrast that's different." ([06:16])

  They delve into the stigma associated with ashy lips, exploring how cultural expectations impact personal grooming habits. Their conversation highlights the broader implications of beauty standards and the importance of embracing natural skin tones.

3. Drag Styles and Personal Branding Monet and Bob discuss their distinct approaches to drag, emphasizing their individual styles and the evolution of their personas.

• Bob: "My drag is overwhelmingly untied. I've never done ratchet drag." ([09:14])

• Monet: "Your drag has developed into auntieism, but initially, you were not like Auntie Bitch." ([08:41])

  This dialogue reveals their creative journeys, illustrating how each has crafted a unique identity within the drag community. They acknowledge each other's strengths, fostering mutual respect and admiration.

4. Relationship and Gift-Giving Dynamics The hosts navigate the complexities of gift-giving within their friendship, addressing past misunderstandings and setting boundaries to maintain their harmonious relationship.

• Monet: "We don't get each other gifts." ([18:29])

• Bob: "We do acts of service for each other. We gift each other through our actions." ([19:32])

  Through candid discussion, they establish that their bond transcends traditional gift exchanges, opting instead for meaningful gestures and support. This segment underscores the depth of their connection and the importance of clear communication.

5. Favorites and Personal Preferences Monet and Bob share their favorite things, ranging from video games to comfort foods, offering listeners a glimpse into their personal tastes and lifestyles.

• Monet: "My favorite video game is Super Smash Brothers." ([31:37])

• Bob: "I think you play Final Fantasy a lot. It is the best video game of all time." ([31:54])

  Their differing preferences highlight their individual personalities while also showcasing their ability to engage in friendly competition and debate.

6. Shared Experiences and Future Plans Towards the end of the episode, Monet and Bob reflect on their shared experiences and hint at future endeavors, keeping listeners engaged and anticipating more collaborative content.

• Monet: "When we do this again in a couple of years, it will be for a sold-out audience at Radio City Music Hall." ([50:28])

• Bob: "I'm Clairvoyant, which is my new drag name." ([50:36])

  These statements not only emphasize their ongoing partnership but also tease exciting developments, maintaining the podcast's dynamic and forward-looking spirit.

Conclusion and Reflections In "The One Where We Test Our Friendship," Monet X Change and Bob The Drag Queen provide a heartfelt and humorous exploration of their relationship. Through engaging quizzes, open dialogues on cultural issues, and reflections on their professional and personal journeys, they offer listeners both entertainment and insight. This episode exemplifies the essence of Sibling Rivalry—a space where friendship, humor, and authenticity intertwine seamlessly.

Notable Quotes:

• Monet: "Why are we conditioned black people to be so ashamed of our ash?" ([07:32])
• Bob: "Dark skinned people get ashy at a much higher rate. It's the contrast that's different." ([06:16])
• Monet: "We don't get each other gifts." ([18:29])
• Bob: "I think my drag is overwhelmingly untied. I've never done ratchet drag." ([09:14])
• Monet: "My favorite video game is Super Smash Brothers." ([31:37])

This episode serves as a testament to the strength of their friendship, offering both laughs and meaningful conversations that resonate with a diverse audience.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change and this is simply rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, we found out how pineapple affects how you see men.

[Monet X Change]

We do a friendship quiz and we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

I'm one of one. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, you're old.

[Monet X Change]

How did your little book live go yesterday?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It went well. And if you all want to join the the wave of sorry, not little.

[Monet X Change]

How does your book. Your book.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow, what is it called?

[Monet X Change]

You clock that live stream Book fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This feels shady. Every time you you like your little. What was it? A book stream fair live. What was it called again.

[Monet X Change]

Our book stream is lame.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was on talk shop live.

[Monet X Change]

Talk shop Live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who has had people like Dolly Parton and Aerosmith.

[Monet X Change]

And now Bob the drag queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And now Roberta Elaine the drag, the drug queen.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, ooh. Do you guys see the movie with. No, that TV show Griselda with Sophia?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've not seen it, but I've heard of it for sure.

[Monet X Change]

It's so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you putting on your lips? What products is that?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I got this in a package. It's called Therabody theraface renew lip balm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you living?

[Monet X Change]

No, but it's just hair. It's convenient. Oh, well, not to drag thera or whatever, but it's just hair and I have it here and I haven't put anything else, so I'm using. I don't have ashy lips. You know when. You know when you talking to a nigga and they. And they lit. Mouth are just ashy and you want to be like, baby, here's some carmax. Just take care of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have too many friends with. With really ashy lips, but I have. But I have had the experience of talking to someone. Their lips are ashy. I mean, I've had my lips be ashy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, me too. And then the worst is when you feel your lips are ashy. And then like you. And like you. You do the thing where you with your mouth and you wipe it. But bitch, that lasts. That is. That is nothing but a band aid for three seconds. Because two, Because a minute later your shit is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And by the way, those of you at home, no, no, no, don't lick your lips now. Don't lick your lips now.

[Monet X Change]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I heard that with a quick. You know, for me, the most embarrassing right now when this gets ashy. It is, by the way, barely anyone's looking at that. Barely anyone's looking. But it feels very embarrassing.

[Monet X Change]

But also when you see it, you can see if I'm talking to somebody and we're. You're like, yeah, girl. Because she went to. And I see it. I'm like. Then it's like, honestly, someone needs to do a sketch on that. My eyes now, I cannot see anything but that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why I was in Florida. It must have been for Madonna. But. Or maybe it was no Madonna. It was actually not Madonna. It was. It was what? This is wild tour. And I. I just. I just ran out. I ran out of lotion. I just ran out of lotion. And I was like, Oh, I need to go get some lotion. And I was wearing shorts because it was. Florida was very, very hot and I was like, I desperately need to get lotion. And then I was like racing to the CVS to buy lotion. Race, racing to the CVS to buy lotion. And I was also kept being like, I can, no one can see me because my legs are so ashy. But then I stopped and thought to myself, why am I rushing? It's just ash. Like it, it doesn't say anything about your character and I'm going to fix the problem right now. Like, it says nothing about your character. If you're, if you're, if you're ashy like, it doesn't mean you're bad, it doesn't mean you're dirty, it doesn't mean you're anything. In fact, if anything it means you probably showered and didn't and didn't. You're undiry. You showered and you didn't put anything on your. I got out of the shower and all the dark skinned girlies know what I'm talking about. And I was like, I was racing.

[Monet X Change]

All the dark skinned. Only dark people get ashy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dark skinned people get actually at a much higher rate. And then you.

[Monet X Change]

No, I think it's just black people. Because light skinned black people be mad ashy too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the darks and girlies are sounding off in the chat right now. I promise you we get ashy at a much more alarming rate. And it's. And it's much more in. The contrast is much stronger on darker skin.

[Monet X Change]

That's true, that's true. It's just the contrast is more. Is the. Is different. It's different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All the darks and girls agree with me. I'm. This is the conversation. I know everyone hates when I say. And this is not up for discussion.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God, that person Patreon was bad. He was like. Every time, every time Bob says this is not up for debate. It, it really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Monet X Change]

That shit. That was, that was, that was a funny moment for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But, but it's not up for debate. And dark skinned people, we get, we just. Our ash is always called out. Always. Even if it's a hint. Even if it's like if you're not glistening and glowing. That's why. What's her name? Elsa Majimbo is on camera all the time slathering herself in oil. By the way. I, I was looking at her videos and I was like, she is like moisturizing while wearing jewelry. That sound that seems.

[Monet X Change]

That's diabolical.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diabolical pain.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which would be easier to get your bracelets off if they're covered in oil.

[Monet X Change]

Lubricating your body with jewelry on. With bracelets on is great. It's honestly the worst part of lotioning up. Like, when you. Since you have Julias, you don't take off. That's the worst part. But also, why are we conditioned to be. Why? Like, why. Why are we conditioned black people to be so ashamed of our ash? Like, what happened to us that we're so ashamed of being ashy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't know. I think it is. I think it is actually within black culture. Because I gotta be honest, I don't think a white person has ever called me out for being ashy.

[Monet X Change]

I was literally gonna ask, has a white. I was giving my next question, has a white person ever. Ever called you ashy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I didn't really grow up around a lot of white people. I didn't really meet a lot of white people until I went to college, so. And I've gotten called out less for being ashy as an adult than I was. Than I. Than I had as a kid, I think. Cause I was just less interested in moisturizing as a child. And I can remember one time Michelle Visage called Dita Ritz ashy on tv. Well, she said. All she said was, lotion up, girl. Lotion up.

[Monet X Change]

That is my favorite. Lotion up, girls. Lotion up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I don't think she used the word ashy.

[Monet X Change]

She did it, Bob. She did not call her ashy. Michelle Menzel, I part her lips with her best friend. Her best friend sitting next to the next time talking about some ashy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, she did say, I do ratchet drag.

[Monet X Change]

She did say that. She did say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I don't think has ever been true for me. But I think I do auntie drag, if anything. I mean, I think.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Bob, you do not always do auntie drag. I think your drag has, like, developed into auntieism. But when I first met you, you were not Auntie bitch. You were wearing leotards in the street with your ass cheeks out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I was doing.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was doing it. I want to be clear.

[Monet X Change]

Let me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me be clear. I have. I was not always wearing leotards. I wear a leotard. If I was doing, like, a show or something. But if. But if I was not doing a show, I was not going to, like, the Glam Awards. In a leotard. That has never been part of. That has never been part of my thing or my brand. And if I'm doing anyone. When I did stand, even in the beginning, when I did stand up, I was wearing these, like, longer skirts and these blouses and stuff. And even. But on Drag Race, I was also not doing any sort of quote unquote, ratchet drag.

[Monet X Change]

I agree. I agree. That was. That was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never done ratchet drag, and my drag is. I think my drag is overwhelmingly unti. I mean, even. But I have moments where I'm wearing, like. Like, cat suits or. Or I'm dressed like a football player. So, yeah, I've done moments where my drag is not consistently on t. Drag. My drag is not as consistent. My drag is not as visually consistent as someone like Trixie or Bianca or Varla Jean Merman or. Or Bendy lre or Bendela Crimme. Their visual is much more throughline than mine.

[Monet X Change]

Jinx's mom Drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drinks. Does drink.

[Monet X Change]

Drinks. Drinks is. Drinks. Is hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Drinks. Monsoon drinks too soon. But she doesn't drink anymore.

[Monet X Change]

She doesn't. She's a sober girl. Well, sorry. I know she's sober, as a matter of fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't think Jinx is always high. I don't think Jinx is sober. Jinx is, like, notoriously high.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. There's a clip of her when her and Ginger Minj came on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your face.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's first? Who came first, Jinx or Ginger?

[Monet X Change]

You'll be surprised. What do you think?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be shocked if it was. If it was.

[Monet X Change]

If it was Jinx, you nailed it. Ginger. Did I. And it was sweet and tangy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Sweet. Yeah. She seemed like. She probably have sweet cum. Maybe.

[Monet X Change]

Have you tasted a nut that was like. You can tell that they smoke a lot of cigarettes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I don't really taste a lot of nut because if I'm gonna swallow, it goes all the way down the gullet. Like, I slam it to the back and then I swall. I don't swish. I don't. I don't catch the notes of cigarettes and the notes of nicotine and oak and tobacco. No, it is straight down the gullet.

[Monet X Change]

I wonder if it's true. I wonder if it's true that if pineapple really does make your semen taste better. It does, it does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does.

[Monet X Change]

But how much pineapple or do you have to eat like you have to eat a pineapple a day? Keeps the nutty taffy and bay like how much pineapple? Or is it if you take a shot of pineapple juice before you nut, does that affect it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to work at. I think you have to be consistently eating pineapple. And I used to work at Planet Smoothie, and my girlfriend in high school did say that after working at Planet Smoothie, my nut tasted different.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. So you were just nutting in her mouth all the time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Frequently enough that she could tell the difference.

[Monet X Change]

I forget you had a girlfriend or you entertained you a pan back in high school. I didn't know that about you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I've been pansexual my whole life, but I just present so gay that I don't really get a lot of opportunities with ladies. I was talking to my friend Jasmine the other day, and I was like, I would date a woman, but I don't think a woman wants to date me. I am that gay. Like, I am like, you're gonna take me home to your family. You're gonna take me. You're gonna take me home to your family? My drag queen ass.

[Monet X Change]

You want to take a Gen Z, or probably a Gen Z would probably date you because they're so open and shit. But a millennial queer person, I don't think they'll be interested. I don't think a millennial woman who's interested in dating a dude would want to. Would date you. But a Gen Z, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But they always act like they're telling, I don't think y'all are y'all. Y'all not about that life. Because I am gay. Gay.

[Monet X Change]

Well, every time you say this, they sign off in the comments. They're like, I'll date you, Bob. So you have a lot of offers in the comments. A lot of whatever. Last time you said this on the podcast, you had a lot of offers in the podcast. Did you act on any of them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't. Well, I did not act on any of them, no. But they were like, what am I supposed to go to the comments and be like, meet me at I don't know, on Thursday?

[Monet X Change]

There are stranger ways to find love. AKA Grindr. Or I honestly, this is probably.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Grindr is not a strange way to find love. I think a lot of people actually find love, by the way, quick. Not. I didn't say it before, but you can go to read. Read the drag queen.com to buy my book. I really want to be a New York Times bestseller. So you can go to read the drag queen.com and get your book.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Wait. Oh, yeah, Ash. I was to say so in terms of being called ashy. I. I definitely like the white people that call me ashy. Were the white people in my middle school that probably also said the N word too. Like, when we, like, do like, little, like, roast ballads, we're like, yeah, yeah, that's why you ashy as fuck. Like, that was a thing that existed. I mean, can I remember? But no, not a specific. Not a specific instance. But if there was a white person back then that called me ashy, they probably also said the N word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The white people in my neighborhoods did not say the N word. I think it's different in the south than it is in the North. We have a much stronger, a much different connection to that word than I think you do in the North. Yeah. And there were white people, but they were also, like. They were not. They were not wiggers. The white people in my school were like country ass. We had a. I remember Billy Joe. Oh, it's coming. Look at this. Look at the. Look, look up, look up, look up. Don't look at a light. You have to look at a light and it'll come anyway. We had Billy. I remember Billy Joe was at my school.

[Monet X Change]

Billy Joe. That is a country ass nigga. Billy Jo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had. We had a trip.

[Monet X Change]

That is a country ass name trip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then everyone else we just kind of called Becky and Brad.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know any white people. Like, I mean, so I don't black people. And again, I'm sure they're out there, but with like, names like that, like Molly Ray or Bobby Lou or.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mom's name is Martha Anna Martha.

[Monet X Change]

And doesn't. That doesn't have the same thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My grandmother's name is Mary Elizabeth.

[Monet X Change]

That doesn't have the same energy as Mary Lou or Billy Ray.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I think it does, but what do I know? I'm just some country. I'm just some country bumpkin living in Los Angeles, California these days. You know what I'm saying?

[Monet X Change]

Do you have a middle name? Yeah, Chris. Christopher. Christopher Del Mar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The fact that you had to think that her middle name is really upsetting.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know my middle name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kevin Hakeem Burton.

[Monet X Change]

How do you spell Akeem, though?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know.

[Monet X Change]

That's not Hakeem.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said Akeem. And it's probably a K, E, E, M. And there's probably like a sponge emoji in there or something with an apple.

[Monet X Change]

Corey King. They're doing press week this week and today Cory King wore a white pussycat wig with her Spongely attard. I'm obsessed with Corey King.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I spell your name correctly?

[Monet X Change]

You did spell it correctly, actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now spell my middle name.

[Monet X Change]

D E L M A R. Fucking cdc. Fucking dangerous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D E L A M A R. Delamar. But it's pronounced Delmar.

[Monet X Change]

I thought it was D L M A R. No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

D E L A M A R. I know way more about you than.

[Monet X Change]

You know about this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know my birthday?

[Monet X Change]

We literally did a thing on the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Podcast and I won my birthday quickly.

[Monet X Change]

June 22. Sorry, June 26, nigga. June 22. No, my mom is June 26. You're June 22.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which one is it?

[Monet X Change]

Mo, you're June 22. What is mine? It's cheap that you don't mind because your fucking boyfriend has the same birthday. So that's not fair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay? It's cheap that you don't mind because mine is four days before your mom. So there it is, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

We literally did a game on the podcast and I won. I know way more about you than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's time for round two. I think it's time for round two. February 16th. Wrong.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your birthday is February 16th.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about after the break. Foreign.

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[Monet X Change]

I cannot believe you did that. I'm so offended.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't get each other gifts.

[Monet X Change]

So I want to get you gifts, but you don't want to do gifts again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I don't. I don't want. I don't want. I don't want to ever change gifts with you again.

[Monet X Change]

You sound like. You sound like Tina Turner. And what's love got to do with it? I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. No, no, no. I said American. American dream.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm getting Andy a gift this year, so it feels weird to not get you one.

[Monet X Change]

You getting Andy a gift?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just based on like a. A, a. A joke that we had on the road.

[Monet X Change]

Are you going to bring it to the holiday party?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. I'm excited about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not. It's not a great gift, but I, I think that it's.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Bob, can we. Okay, so can we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Never again. You and I are never changing gifts again, Bob. Ever again.

[Monet X Change]

Can I finish my motherfucking sentence?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. Can you mute for a second? I want to. I think that in the tenure of our friendship, I think we can come to a place where now we understand each other better. And I would like to engage in the spirit of love, cheer and gift giving with each other until you accept.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your partner last gift debacle. I don't have the ability to just.

[Monet X Change]

What is the part you want me to accept? Accept.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if I have to tell you, then we really can't have the conversation. I don't want any gifts from you. 1a. I don't want to give you any gifts. We do acts of service for each other. We gift each other through our actions.

[Monet X Change]

I do. And I do a lot of acts of service for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, same kiddo. I did actually pick from the airport and you refused. That was pretty upsetting because I could.

[Monet X Change]

Not drive at that point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the other times? You know, I come to the airport a lot, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

I have picked you up from the. Let's be very clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me be clear.

[Monet X Change]

I picked you up from the airport twice since living in la. You have never picked me up from the airport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never asked me to.

[Monet X Change]

I have asked you to before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When?

[Monet X Change]

I have asked you to pick me for the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was out of town.

[Monet X Change]

No, I don't. I don't think you were out of town.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You've never asked me. And I said no. That's not. That's not.

[Monet X Change]

No, because you couldn't do it. You had something else going on, which is fair. But I have asked you also.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The difference is I have never had a partner. Well, that's not true. Yeah, I was going to say I never. I was going to say I never had a partner who could drive, but Jacob doesn't drive, so what does that.

[Monet X Change]

Have to do you picking me up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you have a partner who can drive, so.

[Monet X Change]

I don't care about my partner. So are you not my. So are you not my partner? So are you. So are you not my platonic life partner?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care.

[Monet X Change]

So we're so. We're so We're. We're not doing that anymore?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, we're clear.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, are we breaking up?

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we not life partners anymore?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, you said it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did not say that. That's. That's literally not what I said. You said it, actually. And then you said. And then you gaslit me and said that. I said it. February. January 9. The traders will be coming out on Peacock. Uh, it's gonna be key. Key. Um, they released another trailer today.

[Monet X Change]

I saw it. I saw it. It looks good. I can't wait. T. It's become one of my favorite shows. I. I watched season one, season two. I watched the UK seasons. I'm very excited for this season.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I keep saying stuff that I do not remember saying. They keep airing me saying stuff that I'm like, when did I say that? I have a thirst for blood. When did I say that? What was I going through?

[Monet X Change]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I will bury you under the sand. What was. What is happening, Bob?

[Monet X Change]

This is what we hear every. This is what we hear. Almost every other pod is you're seeing the real. You know, we. We done been seeing. That is a real Bob the Drag Queen. I will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will bury you under the sand. My God, that feels so. That sounds so upsetting.

[Monet X Change]

So, yes, this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This.

[Monet X Change]

This the. Y'all. Y'all have seen the real Bob the Drag Queen. That's what y'all seen on. That's that's what y'all going to see in the Traders.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you'll see the real Bob the Drag Queen on the Traders on February 9 on a P. Hawk. You remember that Katy Perry song, the Woo. The Katy Perry song Peacock.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see your peacock. Peacock. I don't even remember when that song came out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see your peacock cock cock. Your peacock cock. Your peacock cock, cock. Your peacock cock.

[Monet X Change]

Are you excited that Katy Perry is the first judge in Drag Race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, not particularly, no.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, me either.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, Katy Perry is a millennial icon.

[Monet X Change]

She is for sure. She has a lot of number one hits. Katy Perry used to give us club bangers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Katie writes the. His. Katie truly writes the. His Katie Gaga. Beyonce. Well, Beyonce writes, but I guess she writes. Yeah, but I think not. Not at the way that. That some of the other. Like Alicia Keys who's like. Right. Like, who are the. Like Mariah Carey. They write the hits.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. January 9th must be an iconic day because that's also the first day of my tour. That's. I'm going to be in Seattle at the Neptune Theater. So if you're in Seattle January 9th. So here's what you're gonna do on January 9th, okay? You're going to. Cause my show is at 8pm Pacific Standard Time and Peacock. Does Peacock air at a time or does it just come out like shows that stream? Does it come out?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it drops at. I think it drops at 3:00am Eastern.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. So what's happening, y'all? Perfect night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think that is, y'all. That is not a science. I think it drops it, by the way. Yeah, I think so.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go with that assumption. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for a nice dinner, then you're gonna head over to my show at the Neptune Theater. I'm gonna make you laugh, cry. It's gonna be everything gonna go home, and by that time it's gonna be 11:30, shower, brush your teeth, get in bed and stream the Traders, like immediately, y'all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jake, Jacob, do we have to write these down or can we use our computer screens?

[Jacob]

I feel like writing down is maybe better because you could technically type something in and change your answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Monet would you really trust each other?

[Monet X Change]

I'm writing my thing down and Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would let me grab myself something to write on to keep Mon honest, which we know is a full time job.

[Monet X Change]

Whatever. Would you ever play Blood on the Clock Tower, Jacob? It's a fun game.

[Jacob]

I. I've Heard of it? I've never played it before, but I've been meaning to. Also, Survivor just announced they're doing. They have a Survivor, like, card strategy game.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's like official official Survivor card strategy game.

[Monet X Change]

What the does a Survivor card strategy game look like? That sounds so.

[Jacob]

I mean, I think it's like, it's the idea of survivors. So I think there's betrayal, there's voting people out. There is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is hard to find paper, like in your office who has paper laying.

[Monet X Change]

Around, but just get like a post it. Like, don't waste a whole headshot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have to. There's no. I don't have Post its. No, I do have Post its on my desk. Hold on. Okay, I found Post its. Do you know Lisa Kruger invented Post its?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lisa Kudrow invented posters. Really? Yeah, from friends. Google it.

[Monet X Change]

All right, let's go.

[Jacob]

Okay, so I'm going to ask you a question. You're going to write down what you think the other person would answer for themselves. Okay, so it's not. So the first question, to be clear.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have to write two answers. The answer for them and the answer for us. So to make sure the person is not changing their answer. So at the top, write down the answer for you. At the bottom, write down the answer for me.

[Monet X Change]

But aren't we just doing it back and forth so you don't have to. So he'll go, bob and I write down the answer and you reveal that that's how.

[Jacob]

I think that makes more sense that that would probably be a little bit quicker. Okay, so, Bob, what is the worst wig that Monet has ever worn?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In her opinion, right?

[Jacob]

Yeah, in her opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Got it. 1.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Should I write the delusional answer or the real one?

[Jacob]

Whatever one is you think is going to get you a point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ok, I'm ready.

[Monet X Change]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The swimsuit wig.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I said the green. The auto. I could agree with that. I could agree with that. Domino really me up with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Stop blaming Domino.

[Monet X Change]

Domino did do that wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's your part, Monet?

[Monet X Change]

What was my part in it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How. How did you travel with the wig?

[Monet X Change]

I. How. He told me to. I stuffed the cap and I put in a motherfucking system.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like you tell me when. When you swear up and down that. When you swear up and down that wig that Marco made for me could not have possibly. Like, that is exactly how the wig looked the first time Marco made it. You're like, don't say it's Marco. That was Marco's vision.

[Monet X Change]

And what is your part in that wig, then?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Me and Marco both think the wig looks amazing. I want to be very clear. Me and Marco are on the same page. It is a fantastic wig. Iconic. Even. Even.

[Monet X Change]

Next question. Where is he? Well, nigga, you got ants in your pants. Sit down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm listening.

[Jacob]

I don't know what happened.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm listening. I just got a Sharpie instead of the. Because this doesn't show.

[Jacob]

Well, Monet, what is a unusual word or phrase that Bob says? Too much.

[Monet X Change]

Unusual word or phrase?

[Jacob]

Yeah. Is there like some, you know, something like a phrase that Bob uses often? Maybe not too much. Just like, often and frequently that is not used by a lot of people or a majority of people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm already about to eat this up, by the way. I want to be clear to y'all. I. I'm. I'm. I'm also a fortune teller, and I can tell the future. Monet's gonna make up excuses why she lost this, this round.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's going to blame Jacob. She's going to say that we're colluding. There's going to be some sort of Tom Foolery.

[Monet X Change]

I will say this an easier question, but go ahead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm ready. As. As predicted.

[Monet X Change]

I'm ready. I'm ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You ready?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wrote a reckon.

[Monet X Change]

I said, this is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Reckon. I say reckon? Yeah, I reckon so. Whenever I say reckon, I'm like, reckon.

[Monet X Change]

Even Jacob is like, what? Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say, you are always like, reckon. I say, wrecking a lot. Do you say reckon? No. Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I was. I would say, by Jacob and I both being like, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That.

[Monet X Change]

That is a strange answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you say reckon?

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I say it sometimes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. I reckon so. Sure. That's Andy, Eddie.

[Monet X Change]

This is literally Andy. Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are you losing? Accept it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I will say Jacob and I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Were both like, what?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob? Am I Jacob? Am I crazy?

[Jacob]

I would say, having known you for the amount of time I've known you, I. This is wild, I feel like, is what I associate with you more than the word reckon.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is wild about it. I don't think this is wild as an unusual phrase.

[Monet X Change]

No, but he said. Or you say all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it an unusual phrase that you see all the time?

[Monet X Change]

That is unusual.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it's unusual.

[Monet X Change]

What do you want from me, anyway?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is wild. It's not unusual.

[Monet X Change]

Next question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And what's wild is how you're acting right now.

[Monet X Change]

Next fucking question. This fucking Bitch.

[Jacob]

Okay, Bob Monet is running late to something. What is the excuse that she's most likely to give?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have my answer, but I have mine as well. I said, she doesn't give an excuse or apologize. She just shows up and acts like she was on time the whole time.

[Monet X Change]

This sounds like a read. It sounds like you were. You don't give as, like, a character.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You just show up. You just show up like you. You show up like it was on time. You're like, hey, everyone.

[Monet X Change]

This sounds like a personal attack. I said, andy, if I'm late, Andy usually made me late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about before you met Andy?

[Monet X Change]

He was still the reason why.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This. I'm gonna say mine is. Is. Is basically that Monet never gets. Monet does not say. Monae does not acknowledge she's late. Monnae's not.

[Monet X Change]

The other day, for the movies with Bob, Cameo, and I. I literally texted like, hey, I'm running late. And I literally texted. I was like, here's a ticket of the pictures for the movie so you can go and sit without me. Bob was like, and then you ended up being late.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was not late. We met you in the parking lot.

[Monet X Change]

No, nigga, I was sitting in my seat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you drunk? Also? No, we weren't late yet. I was there. We saw every trailer.

[Monet X Change]

No, you didn't, Bitch. The movie started. The thing started 11. Y'all got there 11:15.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you said you were late, so we started going late. You were like, I'm running late. We were like. We were like, hey, let's just slow down. Monet's not running late.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway. Continue. 1, 1, 1 0.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I'm actually, I. I'm giving Monet a point for. This is wild because I think that was wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mon got it wrong. You cannot give Monet a point. That is not correct. You don't just give out points for someone's wrong. This. This is. This.

[Monet X Change]

This is Mario Party Jamboree. And Jacob gets to give stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is. No, I'm gonna. That is an invalid point. Monet's making a point for that.

[Jacob]

Monet. What is Bob's most frequently used emoji?

[Monet X Change]

He doesn't even like emojis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I use emojis. I'm just gonna do it with my face because I can't draw it.

[Monet X Change]

Ok. What? I said this. The winky smiley face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ah, yes. I did it. Yeah, that's what.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. One, one. I'm one of one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, you're one. One of one.

[Monet X Change]

But you make fun of me when I. When I post on the Patreon. You're like, y'all. Y'all know. Y'all know that. That Monet did a post because they have emojis in it. Like, you don't use fucking emojis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't do that in the Patreon. I use. I use emojis when I'm texting people. And the truth is, I actually use a heart more, but I. I don't really consider a heart an emoji for some reason.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

And we'll be back with more questions after a brief word from our sponsors. Take it away. And we're back. All right, Bob, what is Monet's favorite video game?

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it.

[Monet X Change]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Final Fantasy.

[Monet X Change]

No. Super Smash Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like you play Final Fantasy a lot.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I played it, but I played Super Smash Brothers every day. Literally every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, you're obsessed with Final Fantasy.

[Monet X Change]

I still think Final Fantasy 10 is the best video game of all time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I'm getting at. It's the best video game of all time.

[Monet X Change]

No, but my favorite video game that I'm playing all. I'm literally playing Smash Brothers every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The question wasn't, which one do you play the most? This was your favorite. You said it's the greatest video game of all time. That feels like a point if you're giving out points for Monet's haphazard answers. Monet literally just said the best video game of all time is Final Fantasy.

[Monet X Change]

But. But Smash is my favorite. I think just because you eat French.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Fries every day doesn't mean it's your favorite food.

[Monet X Change]

I would think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, if. If, like, let's say, for example, cordon Bleu is your favorite food, but you can't eat it every day. But you can eat French fries every day. What if you drink water every day? Is water your favorite drink?

[Monet X Change]

What is with you and fucking cordon bleu? You have worked cordon bleu into, like, three podcast episodes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally two episodes. And it's because we just recently spoke about it, and you brought it up, by the way. No, I think I brought it up.

[Monet X Change]

You brought it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just want to be clear that you just said it is the best video game of all time, and you're like, not my favorite, but it is my. It is the best video game of all time. You know, I'm not going to force you to give me the point because it feels like I'm not trying to force you, but you did acknowledge that Final Fantasy is the best video game of all time. Which you have said out loud several times.

[Monet X Change]

But I will say Final Fantasy as we say Super Smash Brothers. My favorite video game. Because also Smash Brothers is my first video game I ever really played. Well, not. But in college, like, that's why it became my favorite video game. So Smash Brothers for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I see we're being funny. We're not being funny unless I notoriously can be hilarious. Let's get funny. It's getting funny. It's getting funny. Look at that sticky. No, I don't know that it's getting sticky in this sticky. You don't know that song? Wow, you're old.

[Monet X Change]

Probably. Okay, next question. Two to one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen. Comments. You all get to do your own scores. And I want to. We're going to hear the official. But then the comments. You're going to do your own scores.

[Jacob]

Right now you're tied.

[Monet X Change]

This is so Republican. Not about taking the people. People could do their own. Choose their own people. The senators and governors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that's called democracy. We choose our own senators. You got us moving. You got us. We choose them.

[Monet X Change]

But y'all are not accepting the results of the election. And that's the problem. Continue, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give the next question.

[Jacob]

Monet. What non drag related subject would Bob be able to teach a college course on?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh. What non related drag. Say it again.

[Jacob]

What non drag related subject would Bob be able to teach a college course at? More like expertise. Like, what is a one non drag related topic that Bob could talk about forever that he could know so much about he could teach a college course on?

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ready?

[Monet X Change]

One, two, three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wrestling.

[Monet X Change]

Comedy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wrestling. I love wrestling.

[Monet X Change]

You're literally a stand up comedian for a living.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could talk about the history of wrestling for hours and hours. And my. My. One of my original career paths was easy. To be a commentator. Like an announcer for the. I mean, a commentator for wrestling or a wrestler. But I was not big enough to be a wrestler.

[Monet X Change]

One of those. You were like, oh, God, he did it with the suplex. K's coming in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, literally. He broke them in half.

[Monet X Change]

Leave him alone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Triple H and me and Two Face and me and Ocean Kelly are. Those are my wrestling buddies. Those are my wrestling girlies. They love wrestling like I love wrestling.

[Monet X Change]

This feels okay, Bob.

[Jacob]

What household chore does Monet hate doing the most?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This feels like a hard one, but I feel like my answer is correct and what Monet's gonna write down is bullshit, but go ahead.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm really thinking about what I hate doing the most.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I really have Two answers. But I'm gonna give my official answer. Then I'm gonna give the one that I think is, you know, I'm raddy.

[Monet X Change]

I'm rad E. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My. My official answer.

[Monet X Change]

One.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have two. They're both right, though. That's the thing. They're both right.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They're both right. My official answer is Monet likes doing chores. Monet likes cleaning. She doesn't. She's not bothered by household chores. Monet likes cleaning. But the unofficial answer is walking the dog.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's not a chore that I have to do. I mean, I help out with it, but I would say laundry again. But I will say your first answer. I would say I love doing chores. Like, I love cleaning up. But if I had to choose one that I hate the most, it's laundry. And that's. That was the question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. The question was not what you asked. I never get pissed things.

[Monet X Change]

The question was, what do I. Which also do I hate doing the most? And that's laundry money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You had to wreck your brain for that one.

[Monet X Change]

I know. I had to. I had to think about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you. You like doing chores. I know you. I know your actual favorite video game. I know that you like doing chores. This is insane. I won't take the point. Even though I'm right. I won't take the point. We're still tied.

[Jacob]

As we. As we know. Our girl is forgetful, and sometimes it leaves things behind at the house. What is the thing that Bob leaves behind the most often?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I mean, this was like an easy one. It's getting sticky.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, it's getting. It's getting. It's getting sticky in this. This feels like a very easy one.

[Monet X Change]

What? Household item.

[Jacob]

Just item. If he's going somewhere, what does he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Leave the house with? Household items. Who's taking household items out of the house? Oh, I left my toaster.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm going to say because literally it's happened three times since he. This month. The Stanley Cup.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, no. My phone. Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

I was going to write phone. Oh, no. So my. Secondly was going to be phone. That was my secondary answer.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the truth is, I. What I mostly do is I leave my phone in my car and I go up to the house. I always leave my phone in my car. When I go to a restaurant, I'm like, let me text. I'm like, oh, should I left my phone in the car or. Or left my phone. I have to go back. I'm like, Fuck. My phone.

[Monet X Change]

I gotta say phone. But I was like, how do you leave? Okay. Damn. Wow. We don't know each other at all. Well, actually, I did. I did write phone down. I just thought.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna be clear. I knew you. I knew that you love chores. I knew that your favorite video game was Final Fantasy.

[Monet X Change]

I literally wrote phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know. You keep it running. Running. Running back, shorty. Whoop.

[Jacob]

Bob, what time would Monet get to the airport for a flight that takes off at 12pm this is the only.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Correct answer, by the way. Cause the other day, I drove. Well, hands up, bitch. Then I drove free to the airport, and I was like, oh, well, this feels like the right time to drop someone off. I do not love waiting around at the airport personally. And I have been flying for so long now that I pretty much. Unless you are running to. Unless you run. Unless you. There's, like, something unheard of. This amount of time will almost always get you through the airport, and you will basically go through TSA and then walk straight to your gate with, like, five minutes to spare. Anyway, 11pm Close.

[Monet X Change]

I do an hour before the flight and 15 minute buffer. So you were very close because for international, bags cut off at an hour. For domestic, they cut off for 45 minutes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is international.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but I'm just. I mean, you didn't say not international.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Also, 30 minutes is when bags cut off for domestic. On Delta, no.

[Monet X Change]

JFK is 45. JFK and JFK is 45. Isn't that crazy? I found out the hard way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The hard way, the hard way. Me found out the hard way.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, next.

[Jacob]

Monet, what is Bob's go to comfort food?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob knows this. Jacob is yours. Eggs or did you just make eggs a lot?

[Jacob]

I just make eggs a lot because they're easy, and you can make them a lot of different ways, and they taste good no matter how you make them, but you can also, like, switch it up, and they're versatile.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is your comfort food, Jacob?

[Jacob]

My comfort food?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

You know, I'm trying to think. I feel like if I'm sick, like, I don't. I don't necessarily think I have a food that I identify as a comfort food unless I'm, like, specifically sick. But, like, I guess I would say, like, maybe, like, latkes and matzo ball soup, but, like, I'm not eating that all the time. But, like, I think for me, that, like, like, is comfortable. That feels like a comfort food.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were really on a. On a Matcha kick for a While not much. What's a little ice cream? Matcha ice cream.

[Jacob]

Remember a mochi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mochi. That's what it is. Are you ready? Mo.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I said ramen with sriracha.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do like that. But I like hot chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I really was like, literally wrote this. Dave's Hot Chicken Within. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I crumpled it up when I don't. When I don't feel like making or doing or. I just want to just relax sometime. I come home from a gig and Jacob times Dave's Hot Chicken to arrive at the house at the same time as me.

[Monet X Change]

That's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Isn't that sweet?

[Monet X Change]

That is very sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he hasn't done it for a while. Well, that's because I'm eating healthy. Trying to. Although. Although I fully had Dave's Hot chicken the other day with Alfredo and Camille.

[Monet X Change]

I've never had Dave's Hot chicken. Is it good?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's good. It's solidly good chicken.

[Monet X Change]

Like, better than the Cane's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, it's a very different experience because Dave's Hot. It's just such a different experience. But if I had to, they are both chicken, so I can compare them. I would say that Dave's Hot is a better culinary experience than raising Cane's for sure. Because the chicken itself is good even if you don't dip it. And raising Cane's is fine if you don't dip it. But it's kind of like, what's the point? Like, raising Cane's is about the sauce. And Dave's has great sauce, do not get me wrong. But you could solidly eat a Dave's Hot Chicken sandwich without a single bit of sauce, and it would still be delicious. Got it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

All right, Bob, if Monet could have any animal on the planet, like exotic animal, non typical pet. As a pet, what would she have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it has to be non typical. I just want to be clear.

[Jacob]

Yes, any exotic animal. Or I guess not. I mean, like, a crow could count, but not necessarily exotic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She don't even know.

[Monet X Change]

I really don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She don't even know which.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, Okay, I can.

[Jacob]

I can give you another one.

[Monet X Change]

It's another one. Because the answer is not, I don't want. I don't want nothing.

[Jacob]

Bob, what's Monet's favorite holiday?

[Monet X Change]

I don't even know. God damn, Monet. I don't have a favorite holiday. I don't like Christmas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I don't think you have a fair holiday, but I do know that you like to eat and Thanksgiving.

[Monet X Change]

I was going to say Thanksgiving. Sorry. Okay, so you know it was going to be Thanksgiving. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get the point. Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he gets.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll give it.

[Jacob]

We'll give it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was gonna say a small, big cat. So not like a lion, but like maybe a serval.

[Jacob]

An ocelot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, an ocelot.

[Monet X Change]

Or a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or a bobcat or a. Some sort of a lynx. I think you would like some sort of a large, big cat, but not.

[Monet X Change]

So I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, that should be another point, but it's okay.

[Monet X Change]

No, it's not. You just get Thanksgiving.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said should be. It's okay. I'm playing fair, Monet.

[Jacob]

If Bob could only drink one beverage for the rest of his life, what would it be? And water. Water is besides water.

[Monet X Change]

Water.

[Jacob]

And this other beverage.

[Monet X Change]

Only drink one beverage for the rest of his life, what would it be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know what Monet's would be.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Liquor?

[Monet X Change]

What specifically?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like you're more of a tequila girly. Cabo.

[Monet X Change]

I do like. I do like Cabo. What the hell is Cabo?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a tequila. I mean. Oh, is that what it is? Casamigos isn't Cabo and tequila. Did I make that up?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is the cost of Migosma?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Coke Zero. Coke Zero, there we go. I love a Coke Zero. My order on the plane. Can I get your drink before I take off? I would like a Coke Zero, please. No cup, no ice. Just the can. No cup, no ice.

[Monet X Change]

Just the can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The can.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

What song is oh, boy. And Bob, Right? Yes, Bob. What song are you most likely to hear?

[Monet X Change]

No, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Got it. Got it. I got it. Yeah.

[Jacob]

What song are you most likely to hear Monet sing in the shower?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, I got it. Mo, write your song down.

[Monet X Change]

Look what I got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is that?

[Monet X Change]

Sidecar donut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I would like a donut. Can you bring one over here?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see what he brought me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The answer should be yes. Regardless. I don't care if it's one donut. Bring it to me.

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, that's something wicked right now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I said Kill Bill.

[Monet X Change]

Sza's Kill Bill?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nah, the. The. The. The whistling song from Kill Bill.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, Seasonal Flavors.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, Wicked's not. I want to be clear. Wicked's not a song.

[Monet X Change]

Anything wicked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say anything Sza. But that's not. I wanna be clear. That's not a song. Anything wicked is not a song. So I Wanna be clear about that. You cheated. But it's okay. Cause I. I wasn't gonna write anything Sza.

[Jacob]

I'm not eating on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could have written anything sza, but I. I chose. I chose one of the three SZA songs I know.

[Monet X Change]

And that it's still wrong.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow. Monet hate Sza now. Confirmed. Sorry, sis.

[Jacob]

Okay, I'll do two more. All right, Monet, what is Bob's favorite memory with you?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I mean, I think so. I don't know if Bob gonna agree, but he won't stop.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I don't think money's gonna guess this one, but I think with this a lot. I think with all the time. Actually. I wrote Shopping at the west side Market after the gigs. I used to love going to the west side Market with Monae after the gigs. I still have my. My profile picture of Monet is still her at the west side market with two Kleenexes stuffed in her nose, wearing a $3 Rainbow Girl.

[Monet X Change]

There was a seven dollar Pretty Girl catsuit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What'd you put?

[Monet X Change]

I wrote when the guy said the queen with the Jamaican accent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is very funny. But that was a memory. That was a memory I had with him. Okay, you weren't really there for that. But did you love going to west side Market?

[Monet X Change]

That was fun. That was cute. They had. They used to have such good salad. I always got a salad, a ch, some chips, and a blondie from over there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was around the episode where Monet on the podcast. One of my favorite. One of my favorite Monet ridiculous moments is Monet on the podcast asserting that she only eats organic food and then dialing it back by the end and being like, I eat mostly. And then she goes, okay, sometimes I eat organic. Monet was like, I own. I said, monet, you own the eat organic. Then I went to the trash can, pulled out a pack of skittles. Monet ate on the way there.

[Monet X Change]

It was Starburst. It was Starburst. Starburst.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That when I ate on the way there, Monet was like, I literally only eat organic food and we don't know our Starburst Organic.

[Monet X Change]

We don't even know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they're not. All right, go ahead, Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Last one. Wait, what's the. What's the score, Jacob?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't tell.

[Jacob]

We're tied.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're.

[Monet X Change]

We're.

[Jacob]

You're both at one to one.

[Monet X Change]

No, I got a second point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. Got it. Tied. Got it. 1:1. Got it. Ratio.

[Jacob]

Okay, we did. Oh, yes. Is Monet's answering Yeah. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Wait.

[Jacob]

No, no. Sorry. It's Bob. Bob, what would Monet say is the most drama slash tr. You have ever been in together?

[Monet X Change]

No, I. No, Bob was just guessing my. My answer.

[Jacob]

Yeah. So you're going to write down what you would say, and he has to say what you would say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How did you forget? We've been playing this game for 50 minutes. How'd you forget the game already? What's going on?

[Monet X Change]

No, because now I'm guessing your answer.

[Jacob]

No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

My answer.

[Jacob]

The question is, what is the most. What is the most drama slash trouble you and Bob have been in together? And you're going to write down your answer, and Bob has to match it.

[Monet X Change]

But that's what we just did. The Jamaican.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you are going to tell me what, in your opinion, is the most drama you and I have ever gotten in together, and then I'm guessing what you would say it is.

[Monet X Change]

That's what we just did. You just guessed what I would say. Oh, no. Did we just do that?

[Jacob]

No, you just guessed Bob's favorite memory.

[Monet X Change]

Got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be clear. We did not get in this drama together, but Monet is going to say Tamisha Iman.

[Monet X Change]

Tamisha Iman. And we did get into it together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, that was just like. Just like on the podcast when you tried to assert that. That you and Ora Mayori had anything to do with me. Anything to do with me.

[Monet X Change]

Tamisha, you were part of. Tamisha. Don't try to act like you weren't. You were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now why am I in it?

[Monet X Change]

You were part of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now why am I in it?

[Monet X Change]

So I think it's a game.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I won. Mo.

[Monet X Change]

That last one was a throwaway, but sure, you won.

[Jacob]

We had some close calls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did I not tell y'all that Monae was going to have a reason why she. Y'all. I am. I. Am I. Oda May.

[Monet X Change]

Am I Oda Mae?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oda Maeve. Odae. You know I have an Odomae dress here.

[Monet X Change]

I know you have the wig, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have an Odoma dress and odime wig, and I've actually never, ever worn it.

[Monet X Change]

You should wear it. Do us. You should, like, do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I had a whole plan. I think I told y'all already. I had a plan for a podcast called the Complete Works of Whoopi Goldberg, where I go through every single episode, every single movie Whoopi's ever been in. But I just. I was trying to do it with people from the movies and it became so hard to do.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I actually did a really cool interview with Deseretta. Who played, who played young Celie. Um, but yeah. Anyway, Monat, I'm the Victor. So I guess if you won last time, we're one to one. So maybe we'll do this again in a couple years and we'll see who, who can do the tiebreaker.

[Monet X Change]

And you know, I have, I have a feeling when we do that one, it will be for a sold out audience at Radio City Music Hall. I just have a feeling. I just have a feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I am, I. I am Clairvoyant, which is my new drag name.

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So actually, no, you know, it's not, it's not Radio City. It's. It was Met Madison Square.

[Monet X Change]

Madison Square. I. I have a feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have a vision. Just like a prophecy. I know it sounds truly crazy.

[Monet X Change]

All right, if you're nice to me, I might bring that donut. The rest of that donut to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He bought you one donut.

[Monet X Change]

He bought me two. He bought me one and a half.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you've already.

[Monet X Change]

He had one. We shared one and then I had one. But I don't really like a chocolate donut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're gonna give me your what you don't like. Perfect.

[Monet X Change]

Correct.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, I'll have your hand me downs. All right, thanks everyone.

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