The One Where We Try To Summarize Movies

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Episode Summary

Episode Title: The One Where We Try To Summarize Movies
Date: March 18, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry is a hysterically nostalgic romp through movie memories as Bob and Monét challenge each other to recall and summarize films from their youth, often with hilariously patchy (and very queer) results. The two queens bounce from 90s teen comedies and rom-coms to action thrillers and iconic Black cinema, sharing not just movie plots but the personal, thirsty, and chaotic ways these films impacted their lives.

With their signature banter, Bob and Monét argue over details, quote favorite lines, and go on tangents about wrestling, childhood crushes, and why some movies are better in memory than reality. Listeners are warned of major spoilers (“for basically every movie you’ve ever seen”). The episode is a delightful blend of pop culture, drag humor, and sibling-style one-upmanship.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Movie Genres & Nostalgia (04:27–07:41)

• Teen Movies & Rom-Coms: Monét fondly recalls classics like 10 Things I Hate About You and Bring It On, while Bob confesses he was never much of a rom-com fan, except for his obsession with Kate & Leopold (05:48).
  • Bob (05:48): “I must have watched Kate and Leopold a hundred times.”
• Comparisons & Movie Blending: The hosts try to piece together the plots of Kate & Leopold, Encino Man, and George of the Jungle, noting Brendan Fraser’s many roles.
• Childhood Rewatches: Bob’s DVD collection led to repeat viewings of odd favorites from Kate & Leopold to random Bette Midler specials (19:18).

2. Wrestling & Movie Stardom Tangent (10:31–12:57)

• The Rock vs. Stone Cold: The duo detours into wrestling, debating why Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson got Hollywood offers over Stone Cold, and wax poetic about their wrestling catchphrases and charisma:
  • Bob (12:22): “The Rock is notably more handsome than Stone Cold… Especially in his younger years, before he was like, gigantic.”
• Vince McMahon Glow-Down: Monét is shocked at how much McMahon has changed (13:04).

3. Movie Recall Games: Summarizing Plots (07:41–09:59, 19:18–25:32, 33:16–56:01)

• Plot Recap Challenge: Bob and Monét test each other’s memory by recapping films like The Mummy (08:04), Friday (20:08), Home Alone (25:45), Black Swan (33:16), Kill Bill (38:22) and more, with frequent corrections and hilarious mistakes.
  • On Home Alone: Monet admits she watched Home Alone 2 first, believing it was the original (25:47).
  • On Friday: Bob does a detailed, affectionate summary and highlights its iconic cast and quotes (20:08–23:53).
  • On Black Swan: Bob explains, “So the gag of the film is...it’s Fight Club with ballet.” (34:53)

4. Thirsty Movie Memories (28:11–31:09, 44:08–44:57)

• Cinematic Crushes: The hosts reminisce about sexual awakenings thanks to shirtless Taye Diggs (The Wood, How Stella Got Her Groove Back), Brendan Fraser (George of the Jungle), and Brad Pitt (Fight Club).
  • Monét (30:20): “His body is oiled to high heaven, bitch. If there was a candle in that room, he would have combusted.”

5. Black Movie Classics & 90s/2000s Faves (31:23–33:16, 52:02–53:43)

• Genre Blending: Bob and Monét celebrate Black comedies like Two Can Play That Game, How to Be a Player, and The Best Man.
• Teen/Sleepover Favorites: They also trade titles from Smart House, Luck of the Irish, and Disney originals, with special affection for Home Alone 3 (25:32–25:45).

6. Horror and Gore Talk (52:02–53:43)

• Saw Franchise Debate: Monét admits the only Saw she’s seen is number 10, while Bob insists that the original Saw “is brilliant” for its simple, psychological horror:
  • Bob (52:55): “I’m not throwing this word around. It is brilliant. The original Saw is such a good movie.”

7. Austin Powers: Goldmember—A Controversial Favorite (53:48–56:01)

• Monét’s Hot Take: Declares Goldmember one of her favorites, unapologetically:
  • Monét (53:48): “...I don’t care what the fuck y’all say...Austin Powers: Goldmember is one of my favorite movies of all time.”
  • Details the cameos, Beyoncé as Foxy Cleopatra, and even shares a story of Beyoncé crying on set, relayed by makeup artist Matthew Anderson (56:01).

8. Sibling Support & Touring Life (57:32–63:37)

• Behind the Scenes Stories: Both queens talk about the emotional and physical toll of touring: grueling schedules, exhaustion, and that “show must go on” mentality.
  • Monét (58:11): “Bob looks over at me...three tears came from the same left eye. I’ll never forget it. He goes, ‘Monet, I am so tired.’”
• Bob’s Madonna Tour: Monét shares pride at seeing Bob perform with Madonna, including funny struggles just trying to get the right backstage badges (60:07–64:30).

9. Queer Life & Poppers Chat (65:34–67:30)

• The Poppers Discourse: The episode closes with classic SR sex and party talk, discussing poppers, their effects, and how they’ve crossed from gay culture to mainstream.
  • Bob (66:09): “Well, you weren’t fucking. You were on the podcast.”

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Notable Quotes

• Monét (01:52): “And this might be a controversial opinion. I don’t care what the fuck y’all say. And I’m not saying this to be inflammatory. I mean this 100%.”
• Bob (02:05 / 47:32): “Monét, I could stab you with a pen if we were having a lovely Sunday afternoon, if we were at brunch.”
• Monét (30:20): “If there was a candle on in that room, he would have combusted. He just slathered in oil.”
• Bob (34:53): “It’s Fight Club with ballet.”
• Bob (52:55): “I’m not throwing this word around. It is brilliant. The original Saw is such a good movie.”
• Monét (53:48): “Austin Powers: Goldmember is one of my favorite movies of all time.”
• Bob (56:01): “She [Beyoncé] just sat down and a tear fell... she said, ‘I am so tired. I’m just so tired.’ And then she was like, ‘All right. Let’s go.’”
• Bob (61:14): “Everyone put your hands together for the icon, the innovator, the regulator, Madonna.”
• Bob (66:09): “Well, you weren’t fucking. You were on the podcast.”

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Highlight Reel: Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:48] Bob’s Kate & Leopold Era
• [08:04–09:59] The Mummy Recap & Brendan Fraser Love
• [10:31–12:57] Wrestling Stars in Hollywood Rabbit Hole
• [20:08–23:47] Bob’s Detailed Friday Recap
• [25:45–27:41] Home Alone Plot & Booby Trap Highlights
• [30:20–31:09] Movie Thirst: Taye Diggs & Brendan Fraser
• [33:16–34:53] Black Swan = “Fight Club with Ballet”
• [38:22–38:57] Kill Bill: Snake Code Names
• [44:08–44:57] Anaconda = Big Penis?
• [52:02–53:43] Saw Franchise / Horror Films
• [53:48–56:01] Monét’s Goldmember Hot Take & Beyoncé Story
• [57:32–58:17] Touring Exhaustion and Queenly Resolve
• [60:07–64:30] Bob with Madonna, Backstage Badges Chaos
• [65:34–67:30] Poppers, Party Drugs, & Long Island Legends

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Tone & Language

• High-energy, irreverent, openly queer, and deeply nostalgic.
• Hosts often break into impressions, inside jokes, or drag-laced commentary.
• Loving roast and playful arguing is the norm.
• Movie spoilers aplenty, always with a wink and a punchline.

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Final Thoughts

For pop culture junkies, queer cinema nerds, or any Drag Race fan wanting a dose of movie nostalgia with a heavy pour of jokes, this episode delivers non-stop entertainment. It’s both a celebration and a sendup of formative film favorites—the ones that shaped a generation of queer kids and future drag queens.

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Transcript

[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

hey, y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

It's your favorite siblings, Bob and Monet. And we have some upcoming dates that we love to see y' all at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Please do not forget to come see us on May 5th at the Netflix the Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles, California.

[Monet X Change]

And then we're doing Sibling Rivalry live in San Diego on June 7. A summer of siblings. Sounds fabulous to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Monet X Change. And this is Sibling Rivalry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Monet quits drinking.

[Monet X Change]

We talk about our favorite movies, and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

And this might be a controversial opinion. I don't care what the fuck y' all say. And I'm not saying this to be inflammatory. I mean, this 100%. I am not kidding. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, I could stab you with opinion if we were having a lovely Sunday afternoon, if we were at brunch. Hey, guys, real quick. This is a spoiler alert for basically every movie you've ever seen. Like, we're spoiling a lot of movies. So just. This is your warning.

Monet is going on tour. Her tour life be Life in is coming to multiple cities. Oh, yes, and we had a special Patreon pre sale.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Jacob been spamming the patrons, posting my. My thing. They're like, monet, we get it. I was like, I didn't post that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's so. It's a. Their Patreon did a glitch where anyone with the Patreon app just got consistently notified that you were going on tour for like hours. And it just kept on notifying people until I deleted the post.

The fact that you thought it was Jacob was wild. The fact that you were jumped to was Jacob was wild.

Well Jacob, is this a screenshot somebody posted on the chat? It's just all notifications for Life Be Life in.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, Jacob, say it again. What's the name of my show?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Life Be Life in.

Is that the name of it?

[Monet X Change]

He just sounds so caucastic. Life Be lifen. Jacob is white.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a very true statement.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you. Well, thank you for the post. Jacob Hassan deleted the post. But that doesn't mean that you guys still can't go to monetexchange.com or monetchchangelive.com to see me on tour for lifey Life. And I'm coming to 10 cities and I'm coming to DC, Philadelphia, New Nope. DC Philadelphia, San Francisco, Tucson, a bunch of cities. So if you are in airshot of lifey life and please go to monetexchangelive.com and get tickets to see my hit show I did at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for a sold out run I'm doing in Soho in London and hopefully a sold out show at New York City near you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, I thought your story had something

[Monet X Change]

to do with Clueless.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a hard left.

Yeah, no, it was just I noted that I wanted to tell you that story cause I thought it was funny

[Monet X Change]

and I love this story cause it helped me promote my show. So thank you. Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not mad at the story. I just thought it was gonna be like oh, a thing about Clueless. Cause you were like oh. And I was like oh, okay.

[Monet X Change]

Are you a fan of those like 90s? It's not a rom com. I guess it's just what like a 90s coming of age teenage movie. I don't know what you call those movies. Like she's all that. I guess she thought that it's kind of a rom com. But it's not like a. But specifically those like high school rom. Oh like college high school rom coms. You know what I mean? Like Bring It On. Is Bring it on considered a rom com? No, it was like a high school coming of age film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I guess I'm not really like a theater. I'm in a film buff like that to know about what they would call these things. But it sounds like the kind of thing. And I watched some of them. I watched. I Watched. Bring It On. I watched probably not many more. I. They weren't really. I watched she. She's the man with Amanda Binds. I watched some of them, but I was not super into those movies. But I did like them. I did enjoy them. And I watched Mean Girls, which came out a little bit.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's way like me. Did you watch 1010 Things I Hate about you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. What?

[Monet X Change]

That was one of my favorite. I used to love those movies because. Okay, so a lot of these movies,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've actually never really. I know you know that rom coms. But just as a note, as a side note, I've never really been into rom com. Rom coms. Except one. There's one rom com I used to watch over and over and over again.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Katn Leopold. I watched Kate. I must have watched Kate and Leopold

[Monet X Change]

with Hugh Jackman and Meg Ryan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I must have watched Kate and Leopold a hundred times.

[Monet X Change]

Why Kate Leopold?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think we just had the DVD in my home and I thought it was funny. And then like, I remember for some reason we owned the DVD and.

[Monet X Change]

Did your mom like rom coms?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Say again?

[Monet X Change]

Did your mom like these kind of films?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not really, no. I don't know why we had Kate Leopold. Someone left it. I don't know why we. I don't know how we ended up with Katie Leopold, but I just remember having it, watching it and being like, my God, this is a good movie. I really like this movie. And I watched it a lot of times as a kid. I have not seen it in a long time.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my gosh. Should we, should we, should we watch it on the Patreon with the, with the patrons? Like how you watch Kate and Leopold? Like how we watched. What movie do you watch? We watched one of my favorite movies. And you're like, monet, this is our friendship. Look. Well, that, that one when we watched the Time Traveler's Wife, Bob was like, monet, this is a voice you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still think. I still think that the Time Traveler's Wife is problematic. I stand by that. I will die on that hill. The story behind it is just problematic.

[Monet X Change]

And I do not problematic. Super sonic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is. It's problematic. And he's low key dating a small child in the movie. Like, he is low key dating a small child. So I don't remember much about Kate Leopold, but I feel like, let me try to. Without looking up, to look it up, this woman is like some sort of like a business exec or something. But then this guy from like the 1600s just like appears in the early 2000s, late 90s.

[Monet X Change]

The time travel. How does he get there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they start, like, dating or something. And she's Kate and he's Leopold. And they have to, like, get him. So it's like a. It's like Follies. And it's like, who's from what time? And he's like, he doesn't understand. I might be remembering this so poorly, which is crazy. Cause I used to watch this movie all the time.

[Monet X Change]

I never seen it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And he was like. It's like, oh, Leopold is like, not from this time, but he's here. Kind of like. It's very Encino Man. Encino Man.

[Monet X Change]

Encino Man. Oh, my God. That's another good one. But that's even very Encino Man. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or very George of the Jungle.

[Monet X Change]

Which was the same guy. The same guy that played the Mummy, Brendan Fraser.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He wasn't the Mummy. He was the explorer.

[Monet X Change]

Well, no, he wasn't the. The name of the movie was the Mummy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You say he played the Mummy. He wasn't the Mummy.

[Monet X Change]

No, I said, same guy in the Mummy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what's the mommy's name? What's the Mummy's name? Anox Cinnamon.

[Monet X Change]

I remember, like, those are one of those movies that kind of played on the screen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You remember when. No. When the Mummy looks at that woman, he goes, anoxin the moon. No, because if I vaguely remember, maybe that'd be our challenge. Recalling movies we haven't seen in years and see if we can remember the plot. In the Mummy. Brendan Fraser is an archaeologist, kind of like Indiana Jones. And he, of course, unearths a mummy.

[Monet X Change]

Like a scarab beetle or something that unleashes it or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. He takes some artifact. And I remember being a Scarabia, they were like flies fly around and stuff. And then there was a woman there who looked like this ancient Egyptian queen, Anoxinomone. And they. Like, when she showed up, everyone started being like, oh, my God, it's an oxynamon. This is crazy. So all the things like, we can't fight because, like, the queen is here. And then somehow they were like, that's not. That's not anoxinomone. That's somebody else. And they started fighting again.

[Monet X Change]

I vaguely remember that I never watched a movie from beginning to end. It was one of those movies I was kind of like, always playing, like, on a Saturday evening on the USA Network. And I would watch. I would tune in. It was always 20 minutes into the movie. So I would just watch another 10 minutes, and then Kind of move on. Yeah, I never seen that movies that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember, like, from that era. They were really interesting. They were like these. Yeah, I remember, like, archaeologist films. No, I could only name two. Like, Indiana Jones and this one. I can't really think of any other. But then there was the Mummy franchise went bananas.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, there was like, the Mummy, the Mummy Returns, and the Mummy Comes back. The Mummy goes to sleep. The Mummy's awake again. It was, like, weird. It was like fucking quadruple.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like. No, it was Mommy, Mummy turns Scorpion

[Monet X Change]

King, which had Dwayne the Rock Johnson

[Bob the Drag Queen]

as the Scorpion King.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Is that when he's. Is that when he blew up? Because I remember Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne. Oh, Dwayne used to be on. Just like he used to be on wrestling. And then all of a sudden, he was just like, in movies. And I was like, what? And I was like. And I was upset because I was like, this should be Stone Cold Steve Austin, because Stone Cold Steve Austin is one of my favorite wrestlers. I'm like, why can't Cole be that girl?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, the Rock. Well, there's a few reasons why the Rock. I will pontificate on why I think the Rock overstone Cold from a. Just from a consumer standpoint. But the Rock. So if I recall correctly, the Rock was not First Day the Scorpion King, but before that, he was just at the very end of another movie, and he was completely digital. Like, he was. The Rock was completely CGI digital. We. Old, bad cgi. Old, old, bad cgi. And the Rock was like. They were like, he's in the movie, but he really wasn't. That was. Then they did a movie where he actually was in the movie. I think the Rock was chosen over something called Steve Austin when he's younger, so he has more time in Hollywood.

[Monet X Change]

I thought they were contemporaries.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think they were contemporaries not by age, but by profession and by popularity. They were contemporaries, but not by age.

[Monet X Change]

Let's see. How old is Stone Cold Steve in

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the same way that you and Latrice are contemporaries, but not by age. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Stone Cold Steve often is 59. I mean, eight years. The rock is 51.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also the Rock is, like, notably more handsome than Stone Cold. No shade to Stone Cold Steve Austin, if you're listening. Stone Cold, no shade. But the Rock is notably more handsome than he is. Especially in his. In his younger years before, he was, like, gigantic. He was, like, buff, but not, like, literally made of circles. Like, he used to be, like, lean and like big.

[Monet X Change]

Remember his fucking eyebrow? It was like the people's eyebrow. Whatever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like the people's eyebrow. Yep. And he's also. His, his. His charisma was more. Actually, I don't know if his charisma was more dynamic because him and. Him and Stone Cold Stevenson had very similar.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure. Very similar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not similar in the. I mean. What I mean is like they. Every time they went out was. It was. Every time on wrestling they came out, it was the same. Like Stone cold was like, Austin316 says kick your ass. And the Rock was like, I'm kick

[Monet X Change]

your candy ass if you smell what the Rock is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, he was the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. That was his catchphrase. The most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

[Monet X Change]

Do you see how terribly. Okay, that sounds mean. Vince McMahon is unrecognizable than what he used to look like. From what I remember as a kid. Vince McMahon unrecognizable.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's all that time at the fucking White House working for.

[Monet X Change]

He was in the Trump White House.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, he worked at. He worked at Trump White House.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's scand.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This him with the mustache?

[Monet X Change]

Yes,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's just the mustache. Cuz he kind of looks. If you cover the mustache, he kind

[Monet X Change]

of looks the same. He had a lot of work done. That does not look great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was. He was a giant jacked man. Cuz he was on all those roids, girl. He was roided up, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, okay, so Bananas on the roof, the mummies movies. Did you watch? I didn't do one thing that was too old for me. And I just. And even watching it as a kid, I just couldn't get into it. I couldn't get any of the jokes. Was those Weird Science movies? Weird Science. Da da da da da da da da. Gotta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Weird Science was like a review show. It wasn't actually movies. They were like. Weird Science was like, if I recall.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, no, that's the one. They brought like their robot lady to life.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was the TV show where the robots would watch the show and you'd watch the show and there'd be these robots watching a movie.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Yeah, Weird Science was a movie. Then they. Yeah. Two high school nerds use a computer program to literally create the perfect woman. Yeah, I never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have no, I didn't even. I didn't even. I thought it was something. There used to be. There was this. There was. I didn't even. I haven't seen that. Was it good?

Though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I remember. But I just remember it because it came out in 1985, so that time I was watching it's probably like 5, 9, which is like 10 years old. It was just way too old for me. I just didn't get any of the nasty jokes they were trying to get. Like, it just wasn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe you're thinking of Mystery Science Theater.

Mystery Science Theater, yes, Mystery Science. So there was a. There was a very short lived genre of television where it would be cartoons, watching tv and you would watch them watch movies like the Critic. So the Critic was a cartoon, but also there was a ver. I feel like there was a version of the Critic where you would just be watching Jon Lovitz. Well, Jon Lovitz plays this character called the Critic, but it's animated and he looks like Jon Lovitz and then he just like watches a movie and then he like turns around, like makes comments during the movie and stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I didn't have mystery signs. We didn't have that same Lucy girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you have it in America where you also lived for a long time?

[Monet X Change]

No, I didn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You act like you moved here. You be acting like you moved to America when you were 28.

[Monet X Change]

We're talking about as like, I'm talking about like 1 to 10. What year did you move to America in 2000.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the year 2000?

[Monet X Change]

No, we also had Zoom, which I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't think you don't recognize where that's from. In the year 2000. It goes in the year 2000. In the year 2000. It was. Conan O' Brien did this bit in 1999 where he would like predict what was going to happen in the new mil in the new millennium. And it would just be this guy going in the year 2000. In the year 2000. And then Conor Brown would be like, cars will floaters, but they were funnier than that.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay, y', all, this is Monet X Change. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. My US tour of my hit Edinburgh Fringe Festival show Life Be Lifein is coming across America, baby. We're coming to Seattle, Portland, Denver, Salt Lake City, Tucson, Asheville, Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington, D.C. and San Francisco starting in April 30, all the way through May 19. Y', all, I am so beyond proud of this show. It's so dope, it's so fierce. And I want you guys to all experience it. So please go to monetexchangelive.com and get tickets to see my hit one woman show. Lifey life in about, you know, darkly humorous, poignant, coming of age, sanging, one woman show. You don't want to miss it. I'll see y' all there. Do you know who disappeared? Who was such a. And maybe they're gonna come back. Remember Steve Carell? Steve Carell has like, disappeared. I have not seen Steve Carell in anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was.

[Monet X Change]

He's such a funny actor and such a good actor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let's talk about why Steve Carell has not disappeared after this break. So Steve Carell is on the. The morning show.

[Monet X Change]

The morning show. The morning show. What's the morning show? Oh, my friend is on that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Your friend Steve Carell?

[Monet X Change]

No, Janina Gavankar.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Steve Carell is on the morning show. And I watched season one, and it was very good. You know, there is. There comes a moment where if there's too big of a gap between the first. Like the. The first season and second season, you will. You will lose me as an audience member. And honestly, no. And I know we just went through a writer block. I know went through a writer strike. I know we threw a writer strike. The show Severance. You're about to lose me. You're about to lose me. It's been too long. I can't even. I can't even remember what it was. I remember what it was about, but, like, I don't remember the cliffhangers. I. I vaguely remember the ending of Severance, but I remember watching it being enthralled. I think I watched all of Severance in, like, two days. Like, I was obsessed. I was, like, staying up late at night. Like, Jacob would leave the house and come back in the morning, and I would still be watching Severance. It was like I was obsessed. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jacob's saying Steve Carell is making a lot of money doing. Oh, he's. He's in desp. Oh, he plays the Groot. He goes. Groot. The big ball guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Groot. Gru. Yeah, he plays Grw.

[Monet X Change]

Word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see if I can name more movies. Jacob, where's that list you had? I want to see if I can. If I can remember other movies that I haven't seen in a long time. Other. So here. Movies I used to watch a lot as a kid. And I guess it was because we just had him in the house waiting t. Hell, I watch this all the time. I watched this one Bette Midler Las Vegas special.

[Monet X Change]

The show. The show Girl must go On.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe I vaguely. I just remember that they were.

[Monet X Change]

I used to Watch on hbo. HBO all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All I remember there was a point where, where these, this woman comes out and takes her top off and then Bet Midler puts a giant top hat over her head and then she draws circles around her eye nipples to make her eyes look like. But her boobs look like eyes. And then she draws a smile and then she jumps up and down and the eyes are just like going in circles. Her titties are just bouncing everywhere. I remember seeing them as a kid.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well said. I watch a lot. Waiting next Hell Friday. I watched Friday a lot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I was younger. Yeah, I watched Kate and Leopold.

Can you explain the plot of Friday

[Monet X Change]

to stop saying the words Kate and Leopold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a good movie. Not that I can remember, but it's a good movie. Friday. Friday is about a guy named Craig who is honestly kind of a movie about. Not a lot. It's like, it's not like there's no crazy plot line. There's no car chases, there's no guns. There's no kidnapping.

[Monet X Change]

The next. It gets crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I fell off the Friday franchise really quick. I just want to be clear about that. But. So in Friday. But I loved Friday though. And Friday's about this guy named Craig who lives with his father. And Craig wants. Huh.

[Monet X Change]

And mom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

His mom's there too. Yeah, that's right. His mom's there too.

[Monet X Change]

Auntie D From, from, from Wayne's Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And his father is John Witherspoon from Rest in Peace.

[Monet X Change]

From Waynes Brothers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wayne's brothers as well.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And from Boondocks. Anyway, and then him and his best friend Smokey are hanging out on the porch and his father's kind of disappointed that, that Craig doesn't do much. Craig just doesn't get out. Craig doesn't like seem to have aspirations. Craig always eating up all. Every time I come in the kitchen. You in the kitchen eating up all the food, drinking up all the Kool Aid, eating up all the hog moths. I like Kool Aid. And then there's this, this, this, this, this guy named Debo. And Debo's like the neighborhood bully, but

[Monet X Change]

they're all very bobblehead quoted. Girl Debo is very bobblehead coded. Yes, very heavy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm about to tell you who's Monet coded real soon. Real soon. So then, so Debo comes by and he like bullies people. He like takes their weed and he like takes their money and he just like, he's just A mean guy, and he's very scary. He takes your necklace. He's a very big, intimidating man. He's also passed away. Yeah, he. He played the President in Fifth Element.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good 90s movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then there's a guy named Big Perm who's like, kind of like a slimy, like, liar who, like, kind of can't be trusted. Very Monet coded. Very Monet. He's a drug dealer, but it's more about how slimy he is. But a lot of people. A lot of people sell. Sell drugs and buy drugs in this world. It's specifically how slimy he is, which is what makes it so Monet coded. And he's played by Faison. Love. I want to say FA on Love. Who also, like, weirdly shading Nicole Byer on Twitter. Like, recently.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like her special. And I was like. Anyway, so wasn't it.

[Monet X Change]

Wasn't Monique especially talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was Nicole Byer.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So then. So anyway, in the end. Oh, and also, this is where the famous quote by Felicia comes from.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because Felicia's a woman who I think we're. We're led to assume she's a crackhead or that she has drugs. She struggles with crack abuse. But then the woman who played her came out was like, that's not what I was playing. She's like. And she was, like, really sad because Felicia's, like, a comical character people laughed at. But the woman who played her has this video where she's, like, crying, and she's like, it hurts me that people are still saying, Bye, Felicia to her when she just wanted a friend and she wanted. And she also is a comedian. She.

[Monet X Change]

Was she legit crying or, like, doing a bit?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she was legit. She was legit crying about. About the compassion she had for the character Felicia that she played work. And then in the end, Debo comes back to, like, punk Craig again. And then Craig is, like, fighting Debo, and everyone in the yard is, like, everyone in the neighborhood. I think it's like LA Code. It's like Crenshaw somewhere. Some, like, Long beach, you know, Compton. I think it's Compton. It might be Compton.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, can you Google where. Where. Where Friday takes place? There might be Compton.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then in the middle of this fight, Craig actually wins. Craig ends up beating up Debo, which seems impossible. He hits Debo with a brick and then knocks Deebo out. And then he kind of has, like, a victory. So it's not like a. But it is a great. It is. In my opinion, it is the best of the Friday films.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I watched like 1 and 2 and then. I can't. I didn't. I never revisited 1 and 2. I watched 1 and 2 and I never. But I never revisited them.

[Monet X Change]

Next Friday is pretty good. That's when Mike Epps comes into the picture. And Mike's Epps is such a. I mean, so is Chris Zucker. Mike Epps is such a funny character. He was so good in the second one because Craig goes over to live with his. Or is staying with his uncle in a nice part of LA or California, I think maybe in Orange County. And then more shenanigans and madness comes. I think that's when Katt Williams gets introduced. No, Katt Williams is in Friday. After next, I think. Bitch. What if we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, where does Friday take place?

Wikipedia just says South Central la, which I think is. It is. But they don't. I don't think. I think they. They don't specify. But it's in that general area.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, I mean, my 90s movies were like a lot of Disney. A lot of Disney Channel original movies. Not movies like lady and the Tramp and all those, but like the 13th year, the luck of the Irish. Smart. What? Continue Smart House. Like those. I used to. I watch. I used to watch the Home Alone movies all the time. Especially one that's very underrated is Home alone. Home alone 3.

[Libsyn Ads Narrator]

When.

[Monet X Change]

When Macaulay Culkin got done, who was a little boy with like the. With like the little bowl cut. It's a very good film and it does not get enough play as the other two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I watch Home Alone and Home Alone Lost in New York a lot. I forgot how. I forgot how much I watched. So can you tell me.

[Monet X Change]

Can you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you recap Home Alone.

[Monet X Change]

So homicide. I watch Home Alone 2 first. I didn't even know because I was

[Bob the Drag Queen]

a young kid in Lost in New York. Yeah, I believe it's called.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't realize that Home Alone was a movie. Like, I only saw the first.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Catherine o' Hare is in that, too. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she sure is. She plays the mom. And. Yeah. Home Alone 2. Well, Home Alone and Home Alone 2, we're centered around this kid named Kevin McAllister who. It's Christmas and his family goes on this big vacation. And Isaac going on this vacation, he misses. In the first movie, they leave him at home. In the second movie, they all get and leave him at home. His Family goes to, I think Florida maybe. That's two. They go to Florida. Anyway, when they get to their destination, they realize Kevin is not there, and he's left at home. So then. But then. And they send, like, the family sends police to check on him, but he's afraid, and he kind of wants to be home alone, but he gets scared. And then these robbers try to. They're trying to rob all the houses of people who have gone away for the holidays.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Joe Pesci, and I don't

[Monet X Change]

know that guy's name, but I know

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the short one is Joe Pesci.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but what's the tall one's name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I cannot remember.

[Monet X Change]

He was also in a movie called Bushwhacked that I loved as a kid. Y', all. This might be a deep cut if y' all know what Bushwhacked is. Y' all are my people. Bushwhacked was such a good movie. Anyway, and then. So when these people try to rob the house, he sets up. He sets up a bunch of booby traps and things to catch them. So. And then they catch him the first one. And the second one, they get free and he gets lost again, but this time in New York. And these two see him on the stairs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you describe some of the booby traps?

[Monet X Change]

Like, there was, like, my favorite one I always remember is the one where they're trying to come up the stairs, and he ties paint cans to these strings. So as they're trying to walk up the stairs, he throws them over the banister. And then the paint can gums and it hits them in the face. They fall. It hits one, it hits two, and then the second one, they dodge it. One. But he sends a long bowling pin and the thing, or long thick bar, and the bar hits both of them, and they go a boko flying. That's one of my favorite ones in the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they get tarred and feather in the end, right?

[Monet X Change]

Tar and feathered. I think that's in the second one when they're in Central park with the lady with the pigeons. Mateo does a good impression of the lady with the pigeons

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in the one in New York. He boarded the wrong plane. Somehow he got on the wrong plane. And everyone else went one place and he went to the next place, which

[Monet X Change]

is not like today. That could never happen. You get on the plane, three flight attendants will ask you where your seat is before you can even make it past the first class.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You would never get to the plane. You would. You wouldn't get on the jet bridge. Without, without the right ticket. So I was doing this because I remember also remember I really was into the movie the Wood when I was younger. And the reason I was into the Wood. And honestly I, I, I can about huh, The Diggs scene, it was because Taye Diggs was naked. He was butt naked. You could see his penis at this one part in the movie. And I just remember being like, this is the best thing I think I have ever seen literally in my life. Like it was so. And I just remember being like his body was just everything did. So there were two men in movies whose body did a lot for me in my youth. And it would be Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle and Taye Diggs in the Wood. They each had a scene where they were just aggressively naked. And I remember being like that one part of the DVD must have been woe out. Must have been woe out. I'm telling you. And I believe that. I mean, the story of it is that the Wood was about a guy who basically gets cold feet on his wedding day and then he gets completely drunk. Instead of showing up to his wedding day, he gets completely wasted and then he has a sober up and then he ends up still marrying the woman after like leaving her at the altar basically.

[Monet X Change]

There, there's also the best man. Tay Diggs had like a very sexy scene in that as well. I feel like Tay Diggs was also like a late, like, like a 90s, early 2000s, like very sexy actor. Like oftentimes in the films he was in or TV shows, like How Stella Got Her Groove Back, there's that scene when he's, when they're having him and her, him and Angela bastard having sex for the first time. And I remember this slow cut of you just see the camera pan and you see his fucking, his fucking V's. First of all, his body is oil to high heavy bitch. If there was a candle on in that room, he would have combusted. He just slathered in oil. And you just see every crevice, every cut of his abs is fucking. It was so hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I saw, I, I saw Taye Diggs in person and I was like, short. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh what? Oh what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He just like, I just, I remember like I, I like sexualized him so much as when I was younger, as a child, when I was younger and he was an adult, like. But then I saw him and I was like, well, he's also like, he is like J. When I saw him, he was like, like big, like a big, big muscly man. And he's also a lot shorter than you probably think he is. But I don't care if you're short, obviously. But he was just so muscular and, like, large really. When he was doing. It was. When he was doing Hedwig, I was. I was getting a wig from Domino, Emmy award winning costume designer Domino, who was working at Hedwig at the time. And then I just cross paths with Taye Diggs.

[Monet X Change]

Taye Diggs. What a. He's so hot. Today is so hot. There was another movie I was going to say, oh, I used to love Vivica Fox movies. Toucan Play that Game. I was obsessed. Toucan played that game. It was so good. And the woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She.

[Monet X Change]

Her and Taraji P. Henson are. They were. They would play similar roles, you know? Do you know what I'm talking about? The woman who is in. To complete that game, her name is

[Bob the Drag Queen]

talking about Vivic Fox.

[Monet X Change]

No. 2 can. The 12 can play that game cast. Her name is. She's one of these people. Tamala Jones. Tamala Jones.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Work.

[Monet X Change]

Her and Taraji, back in the day, they used to be so, like, I used to always replace, like, to me, they were like the same person oftentimes

[Bob the Drag Queen]

for me, um, yeah, I. I remember seeing two Play the game, but I don't remember much about it, to be honest. I do remember watching one movie I should not have been watching at the age I was watching. It was how to be a Player.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even think I know that

[Bob the Drag Queen]

movie, how to be a Player. Okay. It was Bernie Mack and this one comedian whose name I cannot remember. I don't want to look it up. His name is. Oh, my God. I cannot. I'm gonna look at. I will not remember his name.

Right? It says Bill Bellamy or Hot.

That's the one. Bill Bellamy.

[Monet X Change]

Hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Bill Bellamy. And it was just such. It. It was so taboo for someone my age watching that movie. And I probably saw it because, like, my cousins had it or maybe my mom had a VHS and I would watch when she wasn't around or something. But, yeah, I was very. I really love the movie how to Be a Player so much. I think I'm pretty sure there are boobs in that movie too.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's take a break, and I'll tell you more about some of my sexy 90s and 2000s movies. All right, Jacob, bring that. Let's back up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know I keep asking you to bring it up, but you keep taking away

[Monet X Change]

how to be a Player. I don't even. That Even sound. Let me. Doesn't even ring a bell to me. Like, how to be a Player.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was a great movie. So I'm going to name a movie, and you tell me if you've seen it, and if you have, I want you to try to. As to the best of your ability, tell me what it was about. Okay. Okay. Have you seen Black Swan?

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Black Swan is with Natalie Portman, and she is a dancer at the New York City Ballet. And she is, like, becoming possessed by a swan. Or the. More and more she doesn't think. She's, like, growing feathers and stuff. And she's had, like, this alter ego that is a black swan, I think, juxtaposed to her white swan behavior, which is this. Is this movie supposed to be racially coded?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The black swan was Mila Kunis. So she wasn't, like, black.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, then wasn't this. Didn't Natalie Portman, like, become a swan? A black swan?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the gag of the film is that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are the same person. So Mila Kunis started having, like, a friendship with. No, Natalie Portman started having a friendship with Mila Kunis, who was, like, a badass ballet dance. It's Mila Kunis, right, Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She has, like, a relationship with this, like, badass dance. She drinks, she goes to parties, she's edgy. But in the midst of all this, she's, like, finding, like, feathers and stuff in her body. But then Mila Kunis starts doing crazy, like, hurting her intentionally. Like, doing things to intentionally harm her. And then by the end, she. She realizes, because, you know, the.

The.

The. The swan becomes the Black Swan. But then she realized that she is right. Mila Kunis there. Mila Kunis and her are the same person. It's very much. It's. It's Fight Club with ballet.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Oh, my God. Fight Club. That's another Brad Pitt. Again, another fucking.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, we need to put a spoiler alert at the top of this for every movie ever.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I mean, y'. All these movies are from the fucking 2000s and 90s.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Really? But you can still get a gag. Watching Black Swan today would still be gaggy.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. But Brad Pitt in Fight Club, Another hot. His body was so hot in that film. I remember. Oh, yes. Okay. I'm going tell you one. Blank Man.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blank Man.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blank man was a Wayans film, and I believe it was Damon Wayans.

[Monet X Change]

No, Keenan, I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Kenan Ivory Wayans. The Bald Wayans. No, it was Damon Wayans thank you, Jacob. Well, he's probably in the movie. Wait, they're all in the movies.

So Blank man is a 1994American superhero

comic

starring Damon Waynes.

Okay, so it was Damon Wayans. Yeah. So it's Damon Wayans. And Damon Wayans is this like superhero, but he doesn't know what his powers are. And he keeps being like, I have powers, I just don't know what they are yet. So he finds out that he. But he's like. But he, but he's fighting crime before he figures out his powers. So he's not waiting, he's not waiting on getting his powers before he start. Before he starts, you know. Does he get powers with it? Say again?

[Monet X Change]

He gets powers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think at the end he ends up with a power. And I think his power was to like absorb pain. I think he realized that he could get his ass beat and like, it wasn't a big deal to him. Like his power was that he could just get his ass kicked and keep going. He's like, I can't fly. I'm not super strong. And it seemed like it was kind of based off of Handyman, which was a very problematic character that was on Living Single and it was Living Color. Living Color, Yeah, sorry. In Living Color where he played a, A. Some sort of a neuro atypical person who has like gestures where their arms are bent and they talk funny and their mouth is kind of slurred and he had like a wheelchair symbol on his shirt and. And he would like fly through the sky. And he was called, he was Handyman. So I guess the bit was that a person with mental disabilities is a superhero. That was, that was the whole point of Handyman. And I feel like Blank man seems like a take. And I believe Damon Wayans was also playing Handyman.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think, I think you're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think that Handyman that, that blank man is a. Is a little as a little. Is a little maybe touch as some people will say, Handy. A Blank man is like he, he doesn't seem to have it. Have it all there, you know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I have a question. When those thumbs up button comes on your screen, can you see them?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

These thumbs up really seem to drive you crazy because why? I don't know, Monet. Is it because we're doing this? I don't fucking know.

[Monet X Change]

No, but that's the thing. You don't do anything to where it is happens. Like you're not. You didn't, you didn't do anything. It Just happened. And I'm very. I'm confused.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you tell me what Kill Bill's about?

[Monet X Change]

Kill Bill is about a woman named Uma Thurma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's not the woman's name.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not the woman's name. That's the actor's name.

[Monet X Change]

What's what? What's her name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the movie again, they don't reveal it to the third one, but her name was Beatrix Kiddo. Right? There was three, but they bleeped it out.

[Monet X Change]

There were two.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Huh?

[Monet X Change]

There were three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three Kill Bills. Yeah. And in the third one, they revealed that her name is Beatrix Kidda.

[Monet X Change]

So she was one of the assassins for this. For this. For this person. And then in the first movie, do

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you remember her assassin name?

[Monet X Change]

Black Mamba.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's right.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And, oh, fun fact. In the. In the Sza Kill Bill video, she, One of the assassins, is played by Vivica A. Fox. And I think she. Sza plays her daughter in the Kill Bill music video. Fun fact.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, what?

[Monet X Change]

In SZA's Kill Bill music video, she plays. She plays Vivica Fox's daughter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Does Vivica Fox.

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like she plays Vivica Fox's daughter or like Vivica Fox plays her mother?

[Monet X Change]

She. Sza is Vivica Fox's daughter. Like Vivicox is her mother asking is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is the.

[Monet X Change]

In the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never seen the Kill Bill music video. In this video, is she, like, I am Vivica Fox's daughter, or is Vivica Fox playing her mother?

I think Monet means she's playing Vivica Fox's character.

Are you standing there? Are you saying that. Are you saying that SZA is continuing the character of the little girl who was Vivica Fox's daughter in Kill Bill? Or are you saying in this thing, Vivica Fox plays her mom?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, the first one. SZA is playing the continuation of Vivica Fox's daughter in the movie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay?

[Monet X Change]

So whatever her. What's her name? Cobra? Snake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I can't remember her name, but it wasn't Black Mamba.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, yeah, it was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was a whole bit. I should have been Black Mamba. I should have been Black China.

Can you remember any of the other names?

[Monet X Change]

Cobra. There's a Cobra something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's a. There's none of the. There's not an assassin, but there was a Copperhead.

[Monet X Change]

Copperhead.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Copperhead. There was a person who was Copperhead.

Do you remember?

[Monet X Change]

Not Vivica Fox. The one with the patch. Eye patch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox was Copperhead.

Oh, the one the gogo played, Lucy. Ls. Who's Ochi? Re. Son. And Gogo was her bodyguard. Not her name. It's like Ochi.

Her name was Oren Ishii.

Oh, okay. I wasn't too. Okay. Oren Ishii. And then Gogo was her bodyguard. And then Dana. What's her name? Dana who. What's the actor's name who played the.

[Libsyn Ads Narrator]

The.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The.

The. The patch lady? Her name is Dana. No, not.

[Monet X Change]

I know it's not. It's like Danny. I know. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know, Dan. I want to know her. I want to learn without looking up. Her name is Daryl Hannah.

[Monet X Change]

Daryl Hannah. Yep, yep, Daryl Hannah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the way, Daryl Hannah ate in Kill Bill 2. Daryl Hannah is so fucking good in Kill Bill 2. It's honestly unrivaled. Her as a villain was so scary. It was fucking. And you hated her so much that when fucking Uma Thurman when. When Beatrix Kiddo got her fucking back in that fucking dirty ass trailer, you were like, good, good, bitch. Good. Sorry. So you were talking about. You were talking about Kill Bill. Tell me more about it before we start.

What would your snake assassin name be?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, mine would be Fat Python.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you have to name it after a kind of snake. I think you have to be named after a snake.

[Monet X Change]

Fat python.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is there a snake called a fat python?

[Monet X Change]

A black mamba is a snake.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I would be a cottonmouth.

There's already a cottonmouth.

There's already a cottonmouth.

Yeah. That's Orinishi.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oranishi is her name, and her code name is Cottonmouth.

Oh, I can't name any more snakes.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Oh, I know, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know what?

[Monet X Change]

You. You. You'll just be a snake. That's what you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You'll be a garden snake. How about that? You'd be a garden snake. A little bitch ass garden snake. Hold on, let me look at this. Not corn snake. I would be.

[Monet X Change]

I'll be Bobby Boa. Boa. No, that's a drag queen already.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be the queen snake. Queen snake, honey.

[Monet X Change]

I want to be Aninia or Aninia. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So in the boa family, you have an anaconda and a titan boa.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, okay. I want to be a titan. A titan boa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, Anaconda just sounds like a movie name. I know. It is a movie name, obviously, but anaconda doesn't sound like a fierce name. Like an anaconda is Like a cool idea for an animal, but it doesn't sound. It's not. Anaconda doesn't give black mamba. It doesn't give cottonmouth, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Well, I think because of. Because of, like, I just. When I think of anaconda, I just think of a big dick. I don't even think about a snake like my associate. To where anaconda is not. Snake is always a big penis.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I guess for me, it's because I saw the movie Anaconda before. I. I think I. I think Anaconda came out after Sir Mix a Lot said my anaconda don't want none. But as a kid, I don't think I knew what he meant by my anaconda don't want none. And it wasn't until Nicki Minaj sampled the song later, I was like, oh, that makes sense. Actually, my anaconda don't got it after.

[Monet X Change]

When Nicki Minaj.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe before Nicki Minaj, I used to do that Cherokee a lot too. But I know when I was a kid singing it, I did not put one and two together. That my anaconda don't want none meant my penis doesn't want to go inside of your, you know, ass or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, the movie Anaconda. So that was Jennifer Lopez's film with LL Cool J was in it too, right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

LL Cool J? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I've never seen Anaconda. I've never seen it. I just know who's in it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Anaconda was kind of like Moby Dick. Anaconda is about this guy, and the actor who plays him is Anthony Hopkins. No, it's not Anthony Hopkins who plays. Who plays the bad guy? Jacob. I can't remember his name.

John Voight, I believe.

John Voight. That's right. John Voight who ended up doing, like, some weird, like, car commercial where he was, like, dancing around in, like, the early 2000s. Anyway, so Jon Voight was obsessed with finding this gigantic snake, this huge, huge.

[Monet X Change]

With Angela Jol's father, by the way, we should all note that John Vo

[Bob the Drag Queen]

is Angel and Jo's father. Interesting. So. So John Vo's character wanted to find this giant snake, and he was obsessed with it. And he had Lo Cool Jennifer Lopez and one other lady who I think was Asian, if I'm recalling correctly. And he got so obsessed with trying, and they were. They were like, all like some sort of. Of nature enthusiast or something. And in an attempt to, like, get this snake, he got so obsessed that he started risking their lives and he Started using them as bait. And then at one point, masturbates.

[Monet X Change]

He sees him as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

At one point, he. Someone has to get a tracheotomy. Someone gets bitten and they can't breathe. Or something happens. They can't breathe. And then I think Jennifer Lopez takes a pin, and she bites the tap off and opens it up. And then she, like, stabs someone in the throat and they start breathing through the.

Through the.

Through the hole in their neck. And then at the end, the anaconda eats Jon Voight's character.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, if we were. If we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, and then I think regurgitates him,

[Monet X Change]

too, in a situation where we were stranded somewhere. Do you think you can give me a tracheotomy? If I needed one, I would not be able to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would try, but it would probably be unsuccessful. I mean, if we. If we really thought it was the last ditch effort and this is the only way you might even be able to live, I could certainly give it a shot.

[Monet X Change]

I couldn't. I physically would not be able to do it. A. I would not be able to stab the plan hard enough because I would be so afraid I would.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if I was gonna die?

[Monet X Change]

I could not be able to do it. I would not be able to do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You gonna let me die?

[Monet X Change]

I can't do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's gonna let me die. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I cannot do it. You think that you would have the adrenaline to stab me hard enough with a pen?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet? I would. I could stab you with a pen. If we were having a lovely Sunday afternoon. If we were at brunch.

[Monet X Change]

You're so rude.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It'd be easy. You are so rude. So if so, in an emergency, give it the opportunity, bitch. The perfect excuse. Yeah. Yeah, I could.

[Monet X Change]

Another movie that I used to love. Speaking of big animals, I used to. I fucking loved deep blue sea. LL Cool J& Deep Blue Sea was with the big sharks. They were under that thing underwater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Was that the original. What was that movie? The Big Shark. Big Shark movie. Was that the original May.

[Monet X Change]

That was the original May. Deep Blue Sea was so good. Ella Coojee. And I just remember him having a parrot. There was some parrot that he had underwater. And just like always, bitch, that was the original submersible. These niggas trying to go down in the water, trying to find shit. Stay above, girl. Why are you down there?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So LL Cool J was in a movie called In Too Deep. I cannot recommend this movie enough. Lo Coo does a movie called In Too Deep where either he or the Other actor is playing an undercover cop who joins a gang to find out what's going on. But then he's like. But then he's like, in the gang. Like, he ends up really being in the gang. And then they're like, you. And then they're like, you're. And then I just remember one point. One of his, like, fellow detectives, like, you're in too deep. You're in too deep. It was a good. It was. Oh, my God. Into Deep is a brilliant film. And if you want a comparison point, the white version of that movie is kind of like Face Off. Face off is where John Travolta and Nick Cage. Well, actually, it's not like that at all. Actually, scratch that. It's actually. It's actually. It's literally nothing like that. I take that back completely because Face off, it's more like, what's the movie where. What's the Irish. Irish mobster movie from, like 2000, like, 8.

[Monet X Change]

The Italian Job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's the Scorsi film.

Yeah.

Oh, brother.

[Monet X Change]

Where art Thou?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, I'm gonna get there.

Anyway.

Going down to Boston was like the big song for me.

[Monet X Change]

Goodwill hunting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, it was called the. It was called. It had an Irish name and it had Leonardo DiCaprio.

I'm googling it.

It was called. I have it.

[Monet X Change]

Let me know when you're ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got. Was the Departed.

The Departed. That's it. That's not. That's not an Irish name at all. But Face off was a movie about this with John Travolta and Nick Cage. And Nick Cage is hard to remember because they got. They literally got mixed up. But I think. I think Nick Cage is the criminal and John Travolta is the detective. And they need to find out what Nick Cage's character knows. His name is Castor Troy. Can you double check that, Jacob? I believe Nick Cage's name is Castor Troy. And so John Travolta and Nick Cage get their faces taken off and put on each other's faces. Why so? Because John Travolta wants to go undercover as Nick Cage. So he puts on Nick Cage's face, and then he goes into the prison to get all of the secrets. But while he's out, Castor Troy, who is John Travolta for real? Or he has John Travolta's face, but then he finds out how to get out. But now he's like a high ranking government, like, like detective official, like investigator for, like, the FBI or whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Was he sedated While he stole his face when he was supposed to be in jail.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

He didn't know. He woke up, was like, what's going on with. Well, he woke up and he.

They.

They actually didn't put his face on. On Nick Cage. They just left him without a face. They just. They just left Nick Cage faceless. And then he woke up and he was like. He was like, smoking a cigarette without a face on. I remember he was, like, smoking a cigarette with no face. There was blood on the cigarette. I remember, like, it was like, kind of blurry, but I could see what was clear was that there was blood on the cigarette. And he forced the woman to put his face off, but to put John Travolta, his face on his body.

[Monet X Change]

This criminal.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was like, on the criminal. Yes. So it's kind of confusing because John Travolta was. John Travolta was playing Castor Troy, but Nick Cage was cast as Caster Troy, but it's actually Nick Cage pretending to be John Travolta pretending to be. It's like. It's like. It makes. It kind of makes your brain go crazy. But it was a good movie, though.

[Monet X Change]

It sounds good. It sounds good. How do we. Oh, yeah, we're talking about. We have run the gamma. We have gone into. We were in rom coms. We're talking about horror. We should talk about horror. I have not. Things I have not seen. I have not seen Silence with the Lambs. I have not seen Hannibal. I have not seen any of those. I have seen, like. I've never seen the original Saw. I literally. Andy and I saw saw 10 this past fall. That's like the only Saw I've ever seen. Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't start at saw 10. That's crazy. Starting at saw 10 is in. That's. That's wild. That's wild.

[Monet X Change]

Everyone. Everyone shits on them. How they're the same fucking thing every time. So that's like joining.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who the fuck did I marry at. At part 34. You're. You gots to be. Because even though Saw. So. Okay, the original Saw is. I'm. I'm not throwing this word around. It is brilliant.

[Monet X Change]

Really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The original Saw is such a good movie.

[Monet X Change]

Interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you.

You're. The music is, like stuck in your head. And like, they're all in this room and they have these tasks where they have to get. Get out of the room. And to be honest, they're pretty simple tasks compared to what they. Like what they become down the line is just absurd. This has, like, cut Your leg off. If you want to be free, cut your leg off. You can be free. You can literally walk out of here. All you got to do is just saw your leg off. That's why it's called Saw.

[Monet X Change]

And now they're like, this is take out the room. There is a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There.

[Monet X Change]

There is a. There is a brain melting laser that's going to be tripped if you don't cut your fingernail at exactly 40, 45 degree angle to bounce. It's crazy in sawtan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's absurd. Yeah. Honestly, it's giving too much. But man, that original Saw movie was so.

[Monet X Change]

Did you see it in theaters?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think I might have. Yeah, I think I might have.

[Monet X Change]

And this might be a controversial opinion. I don't care what the fuck y' all say. And I'm not saying this to be inflammatory. I mean this 100%. I am not kidding. Austin Power's Goldmember is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love Goldmember. I thought Beyonce did a good job. I think Mike Myers is such a fan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you describe Goldmember from beginning to end?

[Monet X Change]

Gold Member is the third installment in the Austin Powers franchise, which is kind of like a parody of all of the James Bond movies. Austin Powers is this like British spy who in this one. First of all, this is also when I was in love with Britney Spears too. I don't know if y' all noticed. I talk about it. My wonder Michelle, I was a huge Britney Spears fan. I think all her torn merchandise. I was a huge. And also, I want to say this too. I may have misspoke or being misunderstood in our last podcast. I was not saying that Britney Spears should be in a conservative. That's not what I was intending to say. I think my sentiment was misconstrued by myself. I'm not saying Bob misconstrued. Anyway, I don't think she should be in a conservative. That's not what I was trying to say. Anyway, in goal number three, they started with this fucking. Britney Spears plays one of the fembots. And her and Mike Myers had this amazing fucking dance scene at the beginning. That's so fucking good. Anyway, so he is. There is this new villain Gold Member, who is gilding all of his victims crotches with gold. He's like. And so they're trying to like catch him. And then Beyonce is. Mike Myers is ingenue in this movie. And she is his.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's her name?

[Monet X Change]

Foxy Cleopatra. And she had the song she got the Midas touch. But he said she's too much. Ain't gonna member. And my favorite part is when Nathan do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, my favorite part of the

[Monet X Change]

movie is when they go back into the 70s and then Austin Powers is talking to Beyonce, but they can't be seen talking to each other. So Nathan Lane is playing the person that Austin Powers is talking to. And Nathan Lane is such a brilliant fucking comedic actor. That whole scene is one of my favorite movies. In the entire scene. Austin Powers, Gold Member is so good. Y' all go back and watch it. Watch it with new eyes. You're like, oh, my God, this is a real, really great film.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, I remember being pretty well received at the time too. Like, the Austin Power franchise was beloved. And I remember at the very beginning, it was so big that they had all these huge actors. Danny DeVito played Mini Me. Tom, Tom. Tom Cruise played Austin Powers. It was like this whole bit in the beginning where they acknowledged that Austin Powers, the real person, had.

[Monet X Change]

Joshua Bolton played Dr. Evil, I think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, maybe. But it was like this whole thing. And you know, fun fact. Matthew Anderson worked on the makeup for Gold Member and he told me a story once where he was like, I don't know why he told me this story. I don't know how we got on this guy, but he told the story. He was like. He said I was Beyonce came to sit in my chair for some touch ups. And then she just sat down and I said. And he said, how are you? And then a tear fell from her eye and she said, I am so tired. I'm just so tired. And she started crying and she was like, I'm just so tired. And then she, like, stopped for like 10 seconds. And then she was like, all right, let's go.

[Monet X Change]

Are you serious?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is a. That is a. I don't know if that story is true, but that is. But the fact that story was told to me is true.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she's like, all right, let's go. And then he, like, fixed her tear streams and send her back on. Send her back in front of the screen. The camera.

[Monet X Change]

Fun fact, that is literally me and Bob, sometimes we're on the road. One time. One time, Bob and I, we were in Edmonton, Canada, and this is when we were on a tour and Bob was. Had just had his dry sockets and we're on the road and he had just come back from his solo thing and we're doing super rivalry. And then we were doing our makeup next to each other. And then Bob looks up at me. I go, I go, hey, girl, do you Want to go do the sound check? And Bob looks over me. Three tears came from the same left eye. I'll never forget it. He goes, monet, I am so tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like I cried. Did I. He did cry.

[Monet X Change]

Like, I'm so tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did one time have. I have had a moment recently, actually, where I was, like, sobbing and then I had to just walk on stage. It was kind of crazy. I was like, sobbing and I had to just fucking go on stage. And I was like, this is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I think I've had tired moments where I'm like, you know, it's one of, like, when there's, like, so much going on work wise, emotionally, and then you like. And then. And then it was one of those things where I had landed in the city, and while I had wifi in the air before I landed, I was getting. It was like, check in for your flight for the next morning. Which meaning, like, I hadn't even landed. I had to check in for my next flight for the next morning. It was like a string of, like, seven gigs in a row. And I. And I knew there was not gonna be, like, another two weeks since I had time off. And then I was going through a thing. This was. This. I think this was, like, around when I broke up with my first boyfriend. And I remember. I remember me and Pat on the thing, and I just remember. And I was just like. I didn't cry, but I was near tears. I just felt, like, so overwhelmed. I was like, what am I doing? My life. This is da, da, da, da. But, you know, in those moments, you look back and I have to remember, like, there. It's gonna pass, right? Like, it seems so much in the moment, but bitch is gonna pass, and you're gonna be fine. And it's like you're gonna move on. But in those moments, it feels very. It feels like too much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm obsessed with you being Nairtairs. I'm obsessed with you being Nairtaires.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nairtaires is wild. I'm obsessed with you being Nairtaires. Mine was do do. It was like, house stuff and my mom's stuff, and it was in Detroit, Michigan. If any of you were at the Detroit show. I was a mess. I was an absolute mess at that Detroit show.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, well, anytime you're feeling a mess, you can always call me baby.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then walking, I'm like, hello, Detroit.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I saw Bob in the Madonna show last night. And my little baby did so well. I was. What? It was so nice to see you on stage. And it was very beautiful. I was very. I was a proud little sister.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I gave Monet a shout out.

[Monet X Change]

You did. You did say soak it up.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I yelled.

[Monet X Change]

She went off book girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I kind of do whatever I want in that part. Like, all I. So the thing you're wondering is during Vogue, I open Vogue, and then Madonna comes on and does the first verse. And then I come back and I introduce and I reintroduce Madonna to the stage. And everyone got, like. Everyone goes up, and we're all, like, walking and, like. And, like, you know, kind of voguing and stuff. And then. And I usually say something along the lines of, everyone put your hands together for the icon, the innovator, the regulator, Madonna. But they give me free reign to say whatever I want as long as I go Madonna at that one point in time. And I think. And I said, los Angeles, stand the fuck up and soak it up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to send this video because. So I didn't know because I've only seen. I've seen clips of the show on, like, TikTok and stuff like that, but I didn't know that you do, like, a crowd entrance. So, like, when we're, like, sitting down in the thing, I just sent this to the group. Jacob, please make sure to send this to Jake. I want to put this in the episode. And then so we're, like, in the thing and, like, the. The security, they're like. They're, like, holding people off. And then I'm like, why? They are like, let these people go to their seats. The show's about to start. What the fuck is wrong with these people? And I was like, oh, someone. I was like, oh, my God. Madonna's gonna, like, walk through the audience. And then, lo and behold, I see Ms. Pinky Honey in her Marie Antoine. I was like, oh, my God, is Bob Slide? Like. I was like, kim, let me look at Bob. And we're like, bob. And I was like, if this nigga do not hear us screaming, we're like, scream again. You're in an arena. Of course. I get it. You may not hear us, but it was very lovely to see you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

It was a lot of fun.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Kia Forum is a beautiful venue. It has a really great backstage. One of my favorite dressrooms I've had on the tour truly work. I love the Kia Forum. It was hot. But besides that, well, the gag was

[Monet X Change]

at the top of the show, y'. All. Madonna goes into the mic, she goes, turn the AC off. And I was like, so Me, Kim, Naomi, and Patty are watching the show, enjoying it. Sweating. Naomi.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, are you sweating? Watching? Oh, were you sweating from your seat? That must have been really tough.

[Monet X Change]

They always, like, wiping my forehead. We were just sweating watching the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wow. That must have been really sweaty for you. I am wearing the. I keep telling the costumes. I was like, I am the largest person in the show, in the largest costume in the show, in the largest wig in the show, wearing the highest heels in the show. Maybe not the highest heels, but I am up here. I am. There's a lot going on up here. And the choreographer's like, and then you do this. And then you're like. And then you're going to be like, beep, beep, beep. I'm like, in this giant outfit. But I, I. You know what? I figured it out. You made it work.

[Monet X Change]

You should.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We have a really. We have a really amazing wardrobe team. Shout out to Rob Bryant, my stylist and my dresser for the. For the Madonna celebration tour. And to Leslie, the lovely Scottish lady. Leslie, the lovely Scottish. Light Scottish, Scottish lady. I can't do it. Who helps me with my costumes every night.

[Monet X Change]

And then Bob has on the friends and family list. So Bob was like, hey, make sure you get here before such and such a time so you can give you your stuff to go to the thing. So we get to the venue, I parked the car, and we go to the vip, and we're like, hey, I don't think we're vip, but we're on a list for as friends and family thing. They're like, oh, yeah. So you're gonna go scan your tickets over there. And when you get in, go to guest services. They'll give you the wristband. We're like, great, Go inside. Get to guest services. Guest services. Like, oh, no. Okay. You have to go back outside to Ramp five and go to the trailer in front of the vip, and that's where you get them. But you already scanned your tickets, so someone has to escort you out there. But just find someone in a blue jacket and you'll be fine. Find me staying in the blue jacket at Ramp five. She's like, ah. So you have to go to Ramp eight. And when you get to ramp eight, then they'll escort you to get the passage there. Get to ramp 8. A band. We don't have no bands, baby. We don't have no bands.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In her defense, they're not bands. It's a badge. In her defense, it's a badge on a lanyard.

[Monet X Change]

So Patty, Kim, Naomi, And I are like fucking Scooby Doo characters because time is getting closer that Bob can't go out. So we're like, bitch, we are running from ramp to ramp, and bitch. Let me tell you something, Kim. Kim was gonna see Bob the drag Queen. Kim was leading the back. Kim was dragging us around, girl. But then we just. We couldn't figure it out. And if one more person at the Keough Forum looked at me and go to another ramp, I was going to have it. I was gonna have a physical altercation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also, Terry Jo was our.

[Monet X Change]

With her Bible gag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's her bit.

[Monet X Change]

I know. It was just. It was just very comical to see. Very comical to see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Kelon came as his character, Terry Jo.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that's his name. Keelan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Keelan worked like Musk.

[Monet X Change]

Keelan Musk. Because that. Terry Jo and Madonna did, like, lives together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They did one TikTok live together. Yeah, yeah. Where Madonna famously did paupers.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, did she really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On TikTok Live

[Monet X Change]

work, should you and I do the one about poppers and we just take a hit every five minutes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not doing poppers. I'm not doing poppers.

You don't remember that we did that one already?

[Monet X Change]

No, but I mean. I mean, this is us doing it throughout the entire podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will. I will not be doing poppers.

[Monet X Change]

To be honest, I didn't enjoy it either. I didn't really. Like, it gave me. It gave me, like, a lightheaded feeling. I'm like, okay. And also, again, I'll recount for y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

People take poppers allegedly to, like, get loose for butt sex, But I didn't feel loose. I didn't feel, like, oh, like, I just felt.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, you weren't fucking. You were on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

But it should still make my hole feel something. I didn't feel anything.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's different. I don't think you just do it and then your hole opens up. I think it's a part of. I think you have to be engaging. Like, for example, I know some people who. Who really are like, I want to do poppers and suck dick. And, like, something about being on poppers makes it easier for me to suck dick. It makes it just. It makes it just really slide down there. I've never done poppers. I do not know this, but it's something about it. By the way, I want to point out that there's been a lot of research coming out, believe me, like, don't do poppers. Poppers are killing your brain cells, man.

[Monet X Change]

Makes vhs Cleaner. It's my goddamn smelling soils.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm sure it's not healthy, but there's new stuff kind of being like, poppers are poppers big bad.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know. But now. Do you know why? Because now straight people are using it now. That's why. When the gays are using it, they're like, they'll be fine. Straight. Straight girls are like doing it on the dance floor now. They're like, oh, yeah, we're doing poppers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think straight girls have been doing poppers since like the. For a long time, I think. I think people have been partying with poppers for a really long time.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because I think for straight people, poppers are like a party. Are like a party drug. And like party at a party. And for a lot of queer people, it's more like in the bedroom party.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, maybe one time I'll try Annie and I have sex. I'll try poppers. But why is it on the podcast and do anything? Maybe in sex it'll feel different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to have a roommate who's a white girl from Long island, and she was like, yeah, we used to do poppers like in. Like at the school dances.

[Monet X Change]

Anything pls in Long Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Look.

[Monet X Change]

Look at Thorgy. Imagine what her ass was doing in her dances in Long Island. You keep on saying, I don't think she's from Ron.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's from Ronkonkoma. Google it.

[Monet X Change]

Thor is from Ronkonkoma.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it.

[Monet X Change]

Google it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thor is from Ronkonkoma, Long island.

[Monet X Change]

Towards E. Thor. Long Island. Thor. D. Thor is a New York based. Oh, yeah. Shane Thor Gallagher. I forget about that. Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Full government. That's crazy.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, it's on Wikipedia. Damn. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Ron Conkoma, New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize to me?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ron Con.

[Monet X Change]

Is that you that say that? Ron, Come on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I probably have. I don't. I don't remember saying it, but Ron Con. Thor did look like she from fucking Ron Conqueror.

[Monet X Change]

She does.

[Libsyn Ads Narrator]

She does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right. Maybe we should watch a movie together soon.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Let's go to Patreon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you going to the drink pageant?

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm not. I leave tomorrow morning. I have. I have to pack. I haven't packed yet. It's been a very long day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where are you going?

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to St. Lucia. No, I'm going to Belize.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bout to get real. I bout to scream at you, Bob, you're on tour.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's say. I was going to say Lucia tomorrow. You're on tour. Are you going to leave the tour?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can at least tell me why. I tell you where I'm going.

[Monet X Change]

No, you don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I do. You know. You know where I'm at, and you know where I'm headed.

[Monet X Change]

You're so ridiculous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I post. I posted on the Internet.

[Monet X Change]

You know where I'm at. You know where I'm at.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to seethedradqueen.com. yeah, but I might go to the tween pageant tonight because it would be nice to hang out with Naomi. I don't know that I'm gonna get another chance to hang out with her while I'm here in town. To be honest, I love that girl, but I'm also so sleepy, girl. I was, like, so sleepy today. Yeah, you know what?

[Monet X Change]

Today was one of those days for me where I knew I had a bunch of things to do, but, like, more and more things. I'm coming out and, like, appointments kept going over, and I end up. I was just like, halfway through the day. I literally.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you relate to a few meetings. Yeah, you were.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Let's talk about the meetings that you're late for all the time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were late for a few.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, let's talk about the lyrics. Let's talk about the meetings that you're late for. So right now, I don't know if y' all can hear that Andy is banging his penis on and squishing it against the glass to the drag room. I wish I could put it on camera and gag him. Like, I will put it on the Internet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Andy. Dude, Andy did send me a video of him with a giant dildo, and he was, like, hog tied that he. That he, like, asked me to put on screen at a gay bar. So Andy's probably not that. That shy.

[Monet X Change]

It put his penis on the Internet. I think he would be shy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe you know him better than I do. All I'm saying is that Andy hog tied himself and put a gigantic dildo near his butthole and then told me to post it on the Internet in his underwear. Maybe not. Hog tie. Was it when your feet are in front of you? That's hogtie.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that behind you?

[Monet X Change]

Y' all sober girlies? Y' all are wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, have a great day, everyone.

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