The One Where We Weren't Invited to the Cécred Launch

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where We Weren’t Invited to the Cécred Launch"

Date: April 29, 2024
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

---

Episode Overview

In this lively and shade-filled episode, Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change riff on celebrity culture, the Beyoncé Cécred hair-care launch (and their conspicuous lack of an invite), the mystique of industry parties, viral internet personalities, and the endless hunger for pop culture gossip. The duo swing from hilariously petty (“I think Bob is the reason I didn’t get invited!”) to straight-up insightful as they unpack everything from Rihanna's latest work, blowout drama between Amanda Seales and Issa Rae’s team, and conspiracy theories about the Illuminati. The chemistry remains infectious, jokes fly fast, and culture gets dragged in the best possible way.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Cécred Launch & Celebrity Parties (09:40–12:45)

• Monét voices her annoyance about not being invited to Beyoncé’s Cécred launch. She jokes that Bob's reputation may be to blame.
  • “I think Bob is the reason...the reason why I didn't get to go to the sacred Beyoncé hair launch. I feel like Bob is the reason.” – Monét (09:41)
• Bob says he’s lost the thrill of celebrity proximity but acknowledges that certain icons (like Beyoncé) would still make him starstruck.
• Monét describes her FOMO at missing out on high-profile beauty events, citing her love for wigs and desire for sacred products.

2. Music, Memory, & Rihanna’s Output (04:06–09:38)

• Bob marvels at how music lyrics stick in our brains for years.
  • “There will be times I will hear a song that I have literally not heard in 15 years, and I'd be like, how do I still know all these words?” – Bob (03:54)
• Monét and Bob disagree about Rihanna’s “Lift Me Up.” Monét stands by her, Bob doesn’t love the song but still respects Rihanna.
  • “You're a Rihanna apologist. Because you're such a fan...you will find a way to like whatever it is she's doing.” – Bob (08:29)
• They debate what makes them stick with or drop musical idols.

3. Pop Star Fandom & The "Because I Can" Argument (12:47–15:54)

• The hosts dissect the logic behind “because I can” as a justification for behavior, finding the answer both empowering and hollow depending on context.
  • “I think that when someone says because I can, they really lost the plot...you can no longer justify your actions.” – Bob (14:34)
• Monét pushes back, suggesting for some people, ability is reason enough.

4. Wigs, Drag, and High Fashion Fakes (15:54–18:26)

• They discuss the realities behind celebrity jewelry and fashion. Many public figures (ex. Chad Ochocinco) admit to wearing costume jewelry.
  • “None of this is real. Ochocinco talk about that...He was like, bitch, I apply spirit [to] all this jewelry.” – Monét (16:21)
• They joke about rappers’ wealth and the illusion of luxury in social media.

5. TV Recommendations: "P-Valley" & "The Comeback" (18:19–21:48)

• Monét stans hard for P-Valley, urging Bob to watch, calling it top-tier TV and noting rare personal representation on screen.
• Bob, in turn, hypes The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow as some of the best television: “This is Lisa Kudrow at her absolute best.” (21:27)

6. Amanda Seales v. Issa Rae's Team (22:53–27:09)

• They break down Amanda Seales’ recent interview on Club Shay Shay and the ensuing drama about being thrown out of a Black Emmy party.
  • “Issa Rae’s publicist put her on the ‘do not allow’ list. Not just not on the list...on a different list.” – Bob (25:08)
• Monét makes it clear: personal beef is not grounds for barring someone from a professional event.
  • “This is not your fucking party. If it was your party...that is a very valid reason...But this is a commercial, public thing.” – Monét (26:08)

7. The Illusion of "Illuminati" and Secret Societies (31:12–34:55)

• Jokingly address rumors they’re Illuminati members, noting their day-to-day reality is far from glamorous or conspiratorial.
  • “I assure you, there are no members of the Illuminati driving a Toyota Venza.” – Bob (31:44)
• Briefly explore whether secret societies of influence actually exist or if it’s all myth-making fueled by internet speculation.

8. Kardashian Family Dynamics & Drag Family Parallels (36:32–41:22)

• The hosts map themselves and their crew onto Kardashian equivalents, with much banter about who’s the real star, mastermind (Kris Jenner), or underappreciated sibling.
• Hilariously self-aware as they volley who “launched” their chosen family into fame.
  • “I launched our drag family into fame. Me.” – Bob (41:14)
• Bits about drag daughters being older than Bob and teaching them, paralleling drag families and Kardashian-style notoriety.

9. Origin Stories & Villain Moments (41:39–43:21)

• Bob recounts how a Drag Race fan, Plane Jane, credits a pointed moment with Bob for her own “villain origin story.”
  • “I was the star and you were an audience member.” – Bob (42:17)

10. Defining Adulthood (43:08–45:20)

• Spirited debate: Is 18-year-old adulthood real or is real adulthood 21+? Monét argues for 21 (“when you can drink”), while Bob maintains U.S. law makes you grown at 18.

11. Internet Drama: Viral Personalities & YouTube Deep Dives (46:01–49:55)

• Dive into Lohanthony’s religious conversion and notorious viral figures like Kevin Leonardo, whose online presence is both shocking and controversial.
  • “He has a lot of transphobic stuff, a lot of weird racist shit...no such thing as negative attention for him.” – Bob (49:37)

12. Identity, Race, & Hypotheticals (50:11–52:23)

• They discuss a viral video where people of different backgrounds reveal what race they’d be if they could change. Both say they wouldn’t trade Blackness, but gun to head, both admit they’d pick Asian (with a humorous focus on being Korean).
  • “If someone came up to me today and gave me the option to change my race, I would not change my race.” – Bob (50:52)

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Beyoncé Events FOMO:
  “I just want to go just being a number, just so I could have been in proximity in the same fucking room that Gigi Goode was in.” – Monét (10:29)

• On Drag Family Stardom:
  “I launched our drag family into fame. Me.” – Bob (41:14)

• On Conspiracy Rumors:
  “I assure you, there are no members of the Illuminati driving a Toyota Venza.” – Bob (31:44)

• On Reasons for Exclusion:
  “Because I don’t like you is not a reason…not in a professional setting. This is not your fucking party.” – Monét (26:08)

• On Music’s Staying Power:
  “There will be times I will hear a song that I have literally not heard in 15 years, and I'd be like, how do I still know all these words?” – Bob (03:54)

• On Buying Shows Over Streaming:
  “To buy a season of a show like that is $12.99, bitch. You go to the movies, you pay $25.99 for a two-hour experience. This has given me the whole season.” – Monét (18:41)

• On Changing Race (Hypothetically):
  “If someone came up and gave me the option to change my race, I would not change my race.” – Bob (50:52)

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Cécred event FOMO / Celebrity proximity: 09:40–12:45
• Rihanna, music memory: 04:06–09:38
• ‘Because I can’ argument: 12:47–15:54
• Drag jewelry & luxury illusions: 15:54–18:26
• P-Valley / TV picks: 18:19–21:48
• Amanda Seales Emmy party incident: 22:53–27:09
• Illuminati/secret society chat: 31:12–34:55
• Kardashian/drag family parallels: 36:32–41:22
• Villain origin story anecdote: 41:39–43:21
• Defining adulthood debate: 43:08–45:20
• Internet drama, viral personalities: 46:01–49:55
• Pop-culture hypotheticals on race: 50:11–52:23

---

Overall Tone and Takeaway

The episode is quintessential Sibling Rivalry: irreverent, fast-paced, self-reflective, and packed with cultural commentary and biting humor. Bob and Monét trade friendly jabs about fame, drag family dynamics, and the sometimes absurd machinery of celebrity, all while refusing to take themselves (or Hollywood) too seriously. For listeners, it’s a concentrated shot of drag realness and campy wit—a must-listen for fans of insider tea and comedic spin on pop culture's hottest topics.

Transcript

[A]

I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day, I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted.

[B]

Start your free [e-mail]. my name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[C]

and I'm Monet X Change, and this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about the Illuminati.

[B]

We find out why Monet wasn't invited to Beyonce's sacred hair event, and.

[C]

And we find out what made Bob say this.

[B]

Like, Lohanthony went, like crazy. Christian, like, dedicated his life to the Lord, and we found out what made Monet say this.

[C]

Now I can't go to the damn skibz launch. Thank you. Bob, can I tell you something?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It kind of drives me a little crazy. So I'm watching. So Patty knows this about me. I love competition food shows. Like, I watch episodes of Chop like, it's the fucking Super Bowl. I'm, like, standing up. I'm yelling at the tv. I'm throwing shit. I get very annoyed. Okay, and then, so this girl on CHOP right now, she got eliminated in the first round, and it's the Beat Bobby Flay. Huh?

[B]

I said dumb bitch. I'm being silly.

[C]

It's the Beat Bobby Flay competition. So the winner at the end of this gets to go against Bobby Flay.

[B]

Wait, who's Bobby Flay?

[C]

He's a really big chef.

[B]

Is he the host of. Is he the host of the show?

[C]

No. Well, he's guesting. He's not the host of chop. They have three different judges every time.

[B]

Should they do beat RuPaul, the winner of Drag Race gets to go against RuPaul.

[C]

In what, though? In hosting something.

[B]

I don't know. Head to head. I don't know.

[C]

So then the girl just. In the first round, by the way, there's three rounds. She gets. There's four people. She gets them in the first round, and she goes, well, it sucks to know that Bobby. That Bobby won't be going against the best. Baby, you just went home on the first round, because, first of all, you like mashed. You didn't cook your eggplants properly. You fried three things with. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

[B]

Idiot. I don't know anything about cooking. Listen, bad is when you. All I know is that bad is when you're capable of beating the baddest. Okay, you know who that is? I think it's Petey Pablo. You want to know what bad is?

[C]

Bad is throw back Petey Pablo.

[B]

Jacob, can you Google those rap lyrics? You want to know what just bad is when you're capable of beating the badass. I feel like it's Petey Pablo. It might be mystical Jacob.

[C]

Jacob's like, can you run that bet? Bad is when I am attempting to be defeated. Bad is when I am attempting to defeat the baddest person I can find.

[D]

So bad is when you're capable of beating the bad.

[B]

The baddest.

[C]

The baddest.

[D]

Oh, okay, let me keep.

[B]

You want to know what bad is? Bad is when you're capable of beating the baddest.

[C]

Jacob, I need you to put on. Jacob, I need you to put on your best cue.

[B]

Sierra?

[D]

Yeah, that's Sierra.

[B]

No, no, it's the rapper who's featured on that song.

[D]

Oh, gotcha. Petey Pablo.

[B]

Petey Pablo.

[C]

Jacob, I need you to channel your. When. When. When me and Bob talking to you.

[B]

I want.

[C]

I want a black set. When you talking to channel your inner cue. You're gonna be. You're gonna be R.

[B]

Henny. We give me the baddie.

[C]

We gotta stop. She's getting a lot of hate. We gotta stop. We gotta stop

[B]

anyway. But the fact that I pulled that random Petey Pablo quote outta my brain is, let me tell you right now, there will be times I will hear a song that I have literally not heard in 15 years, and I'd be like, how do I still know all these words? This is crazy.

[C]

That's because music, like. I mean, I've not done the research, but music, there's something about music that lives in the brain in such a space. There's songs that I have not sang in probably over a decade. If I heard on the radio, I'll know every single lyric.

[B]

Yeah, I was in this TikTok debate. I'm back in my TikTok debate era. I've been banned from TikTok twice since I've been in Mexico. Just so you know, two TikToks and

[C]

one was for showing hole. Tell the truth.

[B]

Exactly. Your hole. Cause I still have that picture of your hole. Oh, you're so flexible. Oh, my God. Can you put your feet behind your head?

[C]

Close to.

[B]

But no, but anyway, so this girl was like. She was going on about Jesus. She's like, well, this is how you know that Jesus is real. Because when you ask an Alzheimer's patient, like, down the line, years and years down the line, you ask them, like, who's the name of Jesus? They may not know their name. They may not know where they're from, but they know who Jesus is. I'm like, girl, you could play milkshake to someone with Alzheimer's. They'll be like, oh, yeah, my neck, my back. Like, girl, it's just that certain things are just locked in there.

[C]

Two different songs, Roberta. Two different songs, baby.

[B]

My neck, My milk. My milk. I'm sorry. My milkshake bring. Okay, first of all, let's get it started. Move youe Body, Girl. Move youe Body, Girl.

[C]

That was your Move youe Body, Girl.

[B]

That was you.

[C]

Bob was like, milkshake. When Jesus is my portion.

[B]

Cause you're Ms. Nelly Furtardo. And Move youe Body, Girl, that's you.

[C]

I remember this jacket. Who gave you this jacket? I remember when you used to wear this. Where is this from?

[B]

I purchased this jacket with my own dollars.

[C]

Yeah. Or it's an old jacket. Am I correct?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I've had this jacket for a while. I got it from Belma Fashions in New York City. Well, you said, who gave you the jacket?

[C]

Well, who gave you got it from? Same thing.

[B]

That's not the same thing.

[C]

For me it is.

[B]

Who. Who gave you your home Monet?

[C]

Jesus.

[B]

Which, by the way, is Nelly Furtado's most famous song. Jesus. Also, did you see. You know who's been looking really great lately?

[C]

Who?

[B]

What's her name? She's, like, thick now, but she looks so good thick.

[C]

Oh, Bug.

[B]

What's her name? What's her name? It's not. It's not Dua Lipa.

[C]

Mona X Change.

[B]

It's a Dua Lipa type Rita Ora.

[C]

I want to put Rita Ora and Dua Lipa in the same category. No, Dua Lipa is like a neo disco Y kind of vibe.

[B]

Is it Rita Aura?

[C]

Rita Aura is black.

[B]

Okay. It's not Rita Ora. It's not Dua Lipa. It's a Rita or a Dua Lipa type. And she's like.

[C]

Yeah, like who?

[D]

Can you describe her more?

[B]

Okay, she's a singer. She's, like, swarthy white or. Or Persian or some sort of like, Kardashian. Y.B.

[C]

rexha.

[B]

Charlie X. Rexha.

[C]

Yeah. B.B.

[B]

is that her? Let me. Let me. Let me Google real quick. I think.

[C]

Yeah, I think B. Rex is Middle Eastern, like Persian, like, something.

[B]

Yeah, she is one of those folks who like got thick and it looks really good. Like, her body is.

[C]

Well, she was going through it because, you know, bitch, you put on some pounds. And the fans were really getting at her. Someone like. Someone like assaulted her by. They threw a phone at her and they like busted up her face.

[B]

Rita. Or I mean, Bebe Rexha.

[C]

Yeah, she was on stage performing, and someone threw a phone at her and it busted. Like, stitches, hospital, everything.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Cuz people are crazy. Like, that's what that. That guy that threw that thing at Cardi B. And she was like,

[B]

that's wild. But anyway, what I was getting at that BB Rex. I think it was like some. Some condition she had. Whatever. But what I'm saying is her body, like, she some. She got thick and like, it's like when. When Rihanna got thick, even Rihanna got thick. She looked so good.

[C]

Beat riri. She. Do you know Rihanna is gonna be doing the. She's doing the new music for the new Smurf movie.

[B]

I don't want to come off. I'm never gonna get invited to Savage Xfinity, so whatever. But like, you know, I wasn't really into what she did for Wakanda forever.

[C]

So, like, raise me up. I liked it.

[B]

That scans for you.

[C]

Okay, explain that to us.

[B]

Why You're a Rihanna, Stan. So you will automatically like it. You're a Rihanna apologist.

[C]

I'm a Rihanna apologist. What if I. What? How so?

[B]

The phrase apologist doesn't really mean that you are actually apologizing for them, but

[C]

it's something that you will simping for, like standing for.

[B]

Because you're such a fan of Rihanna, you will find a way to like whatever it is she's doing.

[C]

So because I like a song that's. I don't like everything Rihanna does, but I do like that song. But also I like Rihanna does. You don't like music? Like, I listen to that type of music a lot.

[B]

What's the kind of song Rihanna. What's something Rihanna did you don't like?

[C]

What does she did I don't like? Yeah, Nothing Sounds to the top of my brain right now, but I'm sure there's.

[B]

You can't think of a single thing Randa's on. You said there's a lot of things Rihanna you don't like.

[C]

Yeah, but I can't think of them right now. There are a lot of foods I don't like. I can't think of what they are right now.

[B]

You can't think of a single food you don't like. You're telling me that right now in this day, you can't think of a single food that you don't like. When you are so full of shit. You are so. You can't think everyone can name a food they don't like.

[C]

You think. You think I got here by not liking food,

[B]

but there is foods that. Anyway, what I'm getting at is I didn't particularly care for that song. Obviously. I love a lot of Rihanna's music, so I don't know. Rihanna's soundtrack work hasn't done a lot for me recently.

[C]

Can I tell you an epiphany I had recently, y'?

[B]

All?

[C]

I think Bob is a reason why. I think my proximity to Bob. Bob is talking like, this is the reasons why I didn't get invited to Savage Xpenny, the reason why I didn't get to go to the sacred Beyonce hair launch. I feel like Bob is the reason. Bob is the reason.

[D]

Reason.

[C]

You're the reason.

[B]

Okay, I want to be clear. First of all, I go places. I don't know about you.

[C]

No, but the places I want to go, like the sacred.

[B]

I be going places.

[C]

The sacred launch party. The when all the other girls be at the Fenty. The Beyonce and the Rihanna's. Monet don't be there because of you.

[B]

I have never said a single shady thing about Rihanna. All I said was I didn't like the song lift me up, but shady.

[D]

Just to clarify, Monet, what would you do with the Beyonce hair event?

[C]

I have wigs. I have wigs. I have wigs, and I have natural hair texture wigs. And I would love some sacred products. And also, I just want to go just being a number, just so I could have been in proximity in the same fucking room that Gigi Goode was in the picture. Like, I wanted to be there.

[B]

I think that being in proximity to so much celebrity in the past couple, in the past year, the novelty's low key, worn off of me a little bit. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[C]

I'm talking about Beyonce, though, specifically. That's the one. I would be like, like, beyond. You know, my north star is Beyonce, Rihanna, Whitney. This is not ever gonna happen. Cause, right, so, you know, like, I would. If I could just be. See Beyonce and Rihanna, I would die happy. Those are the two I need.

[B]

You have seen Rihanna. I mean, Beyonce. You saw her at a concert, and you were sitting right there.

[C]

No, I mean, in this room. In this. No, Beyonce is that Close to me. That would be crazy.

[B]

I mean, I can see this moment. All I'm saying is, like, I see that, and I've definitely had that experience. But there have been so many times in the past year, like, last night, Salma Hayek was the guest for Vogue in Mexico City, and she was dressed like Frida Kahlo. It was kind of crazy. And it was really cool to see Salma Hayek, but I think after seeing, like, Erykah Badu and Salma Hayek and FK Twigs and Monet X change on stage.

[C]

Yeah, I think, like, for example, like, no, there's not anything Shade. There's not Shade. Like, I'm very happy I was invited to be the show.

[B]

He's giving shade. Go ahead.

[C]

I wasn't like, I'm happy I was a part of the show and I got to see Madonna. It wasn't like, oh, my God, I'm on stage of Madonna. Right. But if it was Beyonce, I would fucking die. If it was fucking Rihanna, I would die. And Madonna is one of the biggest stars in our fucking world, but I don't have that same.

[B]

Arguably the biggest pop star, the biggest woman in the history of pop. Arguably. But I mean, time. We'll see who. Who overtakes that throne.

[C]

You can argue that. I mean, I think Monet change is. Because arguably, Monet change is the biggest pop star in our world. Arguably.

[B]

Can I hear you argue that for a little bit, please?

[C]

I don't feel like I need to. Someone can do it. I don't say I want to do it, but someone definitely could.

[B]

You can't even give, like, a little argument as to why Monet change is a big.

[C]

I feel like I can. I don't want to listen, bitch. I said I can. I don't want to listen to the words of.

[B]

Even argue that Monet is the biggest pop star on this podcast.

[C]

Yes, I can.

[D]

Can you.

[B]

Can I hear you argue a little bit?

[C]

I can. I don't want to.

[B]

It's giving. It's giving. I can't name. I can't think of any foods I don't like. Like, it's giving. A little bit of untruthfulness.

[C]

Yeah. Because. Right. I could say the things, but I just don'. To. Yes. Correct. You're. Yes.

[B]

I always hate it when people say because I can. That's not. That's not a reason to do something. Because I can. When someone goes like, why do they go, because I can. Okay, that's not the reason. Now if you say because I want to, that Makes more sense than because I can. Because you can walk into traffic, right?

[C]

You don't want to.

[B]

Exactly. They're not saying because I want to. They're saying because I can.

[C]

Because I can is a perfect Yes. I think saying because I can. Why? Like, why do I need a reason more than that? Because I can.

[B]

It's not about needing a reason more. You're saying the reason is the only reason I'm doing it is because I'm able to do it. What I'm saying is you're also able to shove bamboo under your fingernails. Okay, yes, I can empty your bank account and give it to the nearest person next to you.

[C]

I can do that.

[B]

If someone said because I want to. For me, that's much more valuable because I want to, why'd you do that? Because I want to. Because I have a desire to do it. That's to me, because I want to is country. And it actually makes more sense than because I can.

[C]

Well, people are concerned. Not everyone concerned with being country or doing a thing. There's it. Because I can like to

[B]

talk about my thoughts and my feelings. You got my thoughts and my feelings. People say because I can. And I also think that when someone says because I can, they really. They really lost the plot. When you get to because I can territory, the truth is you can't justify your actions. That's the realty. Once someone gets to because I can territory, you can no longer justify your actions. So now you're relying on like, because

[C]

I can also, I feel like also because I can.

[D]

Can.

[C]

It's also because, like, if I. If, if, if. Dude, ntr. Would you. What? What are the definitions you said? Sorry, the definitions. What are the. The reasons you said? Because the examples you gave. Sorry, what are you saying? The examples you were giving. So say that again.

[B]

Because I want. Oh, because I said you can't walk. You can't shove bamboo in your fingernails. You can't empty your bank account, give it to the next person.

[C]

You can actually not saying your bank account given to the person next to you. That's. That's country. That's wild.

[B]

Yeah, but that's why you're not doing it. But you're not doing it, though.

[C]

But I mean, but can, but. But we're. We're living in a world where. Where the words because I can. Like, because you can't. Like, that's country. I have no. I can empty out my bank account and give it to this. That's.

[B]

Why did you. Why did you empty your bank account and Give it to this person because I wanted to. That is fierce.

[C]

But because I wanted to is wild. Cause I can, like, I can empty out my bank account, give it to this bitch and still be fine, and get on my jet and fly to this and like that. That's cunty.

[B]

I don't know if you can empty your bank account unless you have multiple bank accounts.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

And then get in your jet and fly.

[C]

That's cunty.

[B]

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think we're saying two different things. I also think that there's something. I was saying, like, there's something that really I didn't.

[C]

Balenciaga earrings.

[B]

No, you've asked me that. They're not real Balenciaga. I would never buy real Balenciaga ring.

[E]

Oh.

[C]

Because it looks like the earrings Roxy Andrews wore.

[B]

It is A. This is based on Balenciaga. But I would never buy it. I bought it because it's a B. I would never wear real Balenciaga.

[C]

And are you wearing B because it's for Bob?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Got just.

[B]

I looked them up. They're so expensive. I'm like, I'm just gonna buy the knockoffs. And there's also this rapper who was, like, wearing all this chains, and he was like, oh, this is costume jewelry.

[C]

None of this is real Ochocinko. Talk about that. He was like, bitch, I applied spirit

[B]

on none of this jewelry I'm wearing. Was it Ochocinko who said it?

[C]

Yeah. He was on an interview, and he was like, oh, I applied. You know, let's take a break. I'll tell you. Let's talk about that thing. Yeah, it was Chad Ochocinko, who is a. He was a really, like, famous. Not was. He's still alive. A famous football player. I think he's a hall of famer, all that stuff. And he was saying, like, bitch, I fly spirit. I. A lot of, like, all my jewelry is cost of jewelry. He's like, why would I spend all this money on all this jewelry and chains? He's like, for what? He's like, for who? He's like, what am I spending this money on it? Like, why AM I spending $100,000 on this. On this. On this chain?

[B]

Why is nothing. Do you know how much these chains cost? They. Millions.

[C]

I know. I'm just saying the pieces that these

[B]

fucking rappers are wearing. Millions.

[C]

Crazy. It's crazy, Bob. And, like, when I see, like, people, like. And sometimes what's always a gag to me, and I get it, because I'm not super immersed in rap. I'm not well versed in all the rappers and all the writers and stuff out there, but it'd be like skibidi boobadi bop rapper that I never heard of. I didn't know they have all these. I'm on trying to find their hits and stuff and see how many Spotify listeners they have. They don't have many, but they rocking all these chains, all these bracelets, and they just bought their girlfriend the new Lamborghini F1 5500. And they bought their. I'm like, where is all this money coming from?

[B]

Maybe they're lying. Maybe they're all wearing costume jewelry. And Ocho, the one who's like, yeah, girl, you think? I mean, it's a possibility. I mean, a lot of these people are like, they're not. They don't own the cars and their music videos. They don't live in the houses that they're. They. They're showing in these videos. They just say they do. But in truth. But I actually. I don't know. I don't know. But also, maybe they just have investments in other things. Maybe they're. Maybe they. Maybe they have a impressive, you know, Goldman Sachs account portfolio. Yeah. And they just. And they just do rap on the side for fun.

[C]

Can I tell you? Okay. Bob, have you watched P. Valley?

[B]

No, I don't have Showtime.

[C]

It's not Showtime. I don't have it either. I just bought the season on Apple.

[B]

It's not Showtime.

[C]

No, it's Starz Stars.

[B]

That's right, Starz.

[C]

I just bought it on itunes. Here's the thing where people are like, ugh, girl, why would you buy it on itunes? I'm like, to buy a season of a show like that is 12.99, bitch. You go to the movies.

[B]

Nothing to Monet.

[C]

Well, how many you go to the movies you're paying? You pay 25.99 for a two hour experience. This has given me the whole season. Something for it forever.

[B]

No, I agree. I buy TV shows all the time. All the time. Also, Peacock. How come my downloads expire? Like, I downloaded a bunch of TV shows. Like, I was like, I'm gonna do this so far in advance that I'm gonna be. I mean, I'm playing. Expired.

[D]

Expired.

[C]

30 days. Yeah, 30 days.

[B]

No, it wasn't 30. It was like three days. I think your Peacock video, your Peacock Downloads expire after 3. I thought I was about to sit down and just catch up. No, girl, they were like, zyke, no shade Peacock.

[C]

Anyway, okay, so P. Valley Bob, you have to watch P. Valley. P Valley is. It is one of the greatest shows on television, and I'm so sad I'm late to the party. P Valley is top tier television.

[B]

I'll check it out. I will say that the. It's a strip. It's a strip club. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's a strip club in Chucalisa, Mississippi.

[B]

Okay, that does sound really fun. It's just that there are certain things I was like, you never see a show, and you're like, I want to watch this. But, like, I'm not buying stars. Like, there's nothing else on Starz that I've ever watched. Same like, you know, and I made the mistake of doing this. I made a mistake one time, and I said. I was like, you know, I'm not gonna do this again. I. I bought Showtime one time. You like to watch? No. The Good Lord Bird.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

And I didn't think it was a good show. And now. And then I just had Showtime.

[C]

But did you buy it for a year or just buy it for a month?

[B]

I can't remember. But I. But I don't have it anymore. I know. I don't have it anymore.

[C]

Well, P. Valley is so good. Nico. Anon as Uncle Clifford. Can I tell you this? I don't want to spoil it for you, so I want. When you watch it, we'll talk about it. But I have never seen myself so much on tv. Like, I was like, at the end of season two, I was crying. I was like, this is like. I just love the show. It's so good.

[B]

Can I tell you one of my favorite shows of all time? And this is legit, one of the best shows that has ever been on television. And, like. And this particular actor, this is her best friend.

[C]

It's not like you're saying, ian, What?

[B]

What do you mean, Ian, Ian. What?

[C]

Because, like, and this particular actor, we're just saying. And basically saying.

[E]

And.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And. In this particular actor, this is literally the best thing she's ever done in her career.

[C]

What?

[B]

The Comeback. The Comeback is one of the best shows that has ever been on tv.

[C]

Y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

You keep on telling me this.

[B]

The arc, the humor, and this is Lisa Kudrow at her absolute best. It is. The Comeback is a genuinely brilliant show. Genuinely brilliant. And season one and season two are about nine to 10 years apart.

[C]

Was it Comeback when you, like, saw yourself on tv?

[B]

No, I don't relate to her character at all. At all. Like, this. This woman is nothing like me. I don't know. Valerie Cherish.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't particularly relate to Valerie Cherish. She's a little. She has some qualities I don't think I don't. I hope I don't have. She's a little. She's very timid. Not timid.

[D]

She's.

[B]

She's very passive aggressive. But she's also very optimistic and bubbly and like, she's in a bad mood, but she's like, she's sad. She's like, I'm happy. She's very. That when I'm sad, I'm sad. When I'm upset, I'm upset. You know me. And when I'm aggressive, I'm aggressive. I don't have the ability.

[C]

When rarely.

[B]

When I'm. When I'm rarely, rarely, rarely.

[C]

Bob is not passive aggressive, girl. She. Is she aggressive aggressive.

[B]

I am aggressive aggressive. I'm very. But speaking of aggressive aggressive, did you see Shannon Sharpe and Amanda Steeles?

[C]

So good. Okay, so for the past, I don't

[B]

think it was good. It was horrible.

[C]

Well, not on his part.

[B]

Shannon Sharpe is a horrible interview.

[C]

Yeah, it's bad. But Amanda steals. Is. She's so smart. She's so good. So I'm late to this, but apparently there was this, like, you were telling me about this, like, people on this, like, I hate Amanda thing. Like Essence magazine. Like, all these people put out these, like, articles about Amanda Seals talking about she's a bad person. Everyone hates working with her. No one likes Amanda Seals. Like, it was a rain on Amanda Seals thing.

[B]

She has beef with Issa Rae. So you watch the whole thing. First of all, every Shannon Sharp interview is a, is a, is a four day watch. Why are your interviews three hours long? Someone on your team needs to learn how to edit these down to one hour.

[C]

But I mean, to their point, bitch, they're making. They have millions of views, so they're doing something right.

[B]

But I wonder how long. What is the drop off rate?

[C]

Right?

[B]

I have had to come. I mean, I'm watching it, but like, I'm literally on day four of trying to watch this interview and I think I still have like 30 minutes left in it. Yeah, she just finished talking about Issa Rae girl.

[C]

The Issa Rae. Okay, we got Bob. Okay. And I see some of y' all applying some pressure and it's not Bob, it's me too. I'm busy and stuff. But we are going to do sibling pop culture. The more that y' all tell us we need to do it, we will do pop culture. Y. But yeah, it's pretty Scathing. But Amanda Seals, was she laid? Because I remember when that Emmy sting happened. Like, I remember reading about it and seeing it on. I don't think it was in TikTok, too, but, like. And now she explained why the whole thing happened. Imagine Kennedy didn't like me, and I'm trying to go to come to event for Bob's new sack. Bob Sack party at fucking.

[B]

It'd be different than Kennedy be like if maybe Shannon, my old publicist, or my current publicist, Josh, didn't like you. Right.

[C]

And. And as I'm trying to get to the event, I'm like, can I go in? And they're like, okay, you can go in. Patty, you can go in. You can go in. Domino Monet, you can't come in. Why?

[B]

You don't know. What happened was Amanda Seals went to Emmy. To Emmy party. A black Emmy party.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then Issa Ray's publicist told her that Issa Ray's publicist put her on the do not allow list. Not. Not just like on the. It's not that she's not on the list. She's on a different list of people who are not allowed to come in.

[C]

That's wild.

[B]

I need to be clear about that. And then when it all boiled down, Shannon. Not Shannon. Amanda was thrown out of the party. Crazy. Assaulted four giant men. One of them bumped her with his. With his body. With his chest. Four men took her, escorted her out of the party. And then the call. The ne. The call after it was all said and done, the woman who the publicist was like, it's because something. She was like, I didn't let you in because I don't like you.

[C]

Crazy. But then now people are saying, oh, it's really because Issa, I do not know this. I'm just reading in the Shade Room and on Twitter, TikTok and stuff. People are saying it's because Issa Rae doesn't like Amanda Seals, but who knows if that's true? And then Issa Rae and Amanda Seales try to have a conversation because Amanda Seals came at Issa with this information, and Issa was like, y' all need to figure that out. Like, that's between y'. All.

[B]

So can I play devil's advocate for a little bit?

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

So you think because I don't like you isn't a good reason because I

[C]

don't like you is not a good reason?

[B]

I mean, I'm asking, is that a good enough reason?

[C]

Is it a good reason? Just. Long answer. Is any reason why you don't want someone to do something is good. Is it because you're too tall? Because I don't like you? Because you cut your hair? Like, for you, that's your reason. That's fine for me. I'm like, not in a professional setting. Like, this is not about you, bitch. This is not your fucking party. If it was your party, if this was Bob the Drag Queen's party, and Monet, I don't want you coming because I don't like you. That is a very valid reason. That's great for you, but this is a commercial, public thing that has nothing to do with you. You're the fucking publicist. Because you don't like me is not a reason.

[B]

No, I was just wondering because a second ago, because I can was like, a perfect reason. So I'm just.

[C]

Well, I mean, there are nuances there in context. Because I don't like you as a reason.

[B]

But if she would have said because I can, that would have been a good reason. Yeah, but. Because I like you. Because I don't like you. It's her party, but it's not her party, obviously. Obviously, she had some clout at the party. Clearly this publicist had some clout at the party because she got her thrown out of the party.

[C]

But now people are like, oh, but, but. But is it really Issa Rae? Not like Amanda Seals? Which is. Why do you. I mean, again, I don't know this. Let me say this. I don't know.

[B]

I don't. I don't know. Issa Rae. I. I mean, I know Amanda Seals a little bit.

[C]

Yeah. When I did Amanda Seals showed Amanda Seals. She has been lovely, amazing. So sweet. Robin. We did her smart, funny, and black show virtual. Cause it was pandemic time, so we couldn't be in person. That was amazing. And then we also did her podcast as well, which was a really good time. I used to listen to a podcast a lot back in the Dizzy. I tuned in here and there. She recently had an episode with T.S. madison that was really good. And, yeah, so I love. And I went to her standup show at Hollywood Improv.

[B]

When was that?

[C]

I went with Day. I don't know. Maybe like January or February. And so Day and I went together, and as I was coming in, she was setting up with her assistant, and she was like, really? I, like, went up and I tapped. I was like, hey. She's like, oh, my God. Hey. And what?

[B]

I'm on the 31st floor, and it feels like it sounds like someone's knocking on My window.

[C]

It's a man to suit.

[B]

I mean, I'm not saying anything bad about it, but I'm like, it sounds like there's something. My window.

[C]

But Amanda Seals has been perfectly kind and perfectly sweet to all this Amanda Seals hate. I don't understand. That's never been my experience where she's always been very sweet and she's a big advocate for the black community. Amanda Seals speaks very fervently, very wholeheartedly, ten toes down about everything about black advancement and blackness and is always lovely to me. So that's always been my experiences. So, yeah. Would you go on the Shannon Sharpe Show?

[B]

I don't think I'd be invited. I don't. I don't seem to be the. I don't seem to be the caliber of celebrity who would go to the Shannon Sharpe show if he has people like Monique and Steve Harvey and Amanda Seals. But I also don't like. I'm telling you, I always say this Club Shay Shay is where comedians go to tell everything except jokes. Like comedians go on Club Shay Shay to do anything but be funny.

[C]

Is it only comedians on there? I don't even know.

[B]

It's not only, but it's often Steve Harvey, Katt Williams, Amanda Seals, Monique. So the only time I've ever truly watched Club Shay Shay, I watched Katt Williams, I watched Amanda Seals and I watched a little bit of Monique.

[C]

Oh, the Katt Williams one went crazy. That one had like, it has like 100 million views or something like that. It's crazy.

[B]

Do you know who Jaguar Wright is?

[C]

No.

[B]

You gotta get on Jaguar Wright TikTok. You got to get on Jaguar right Tick tock before they ban the app. Jaguar Wright is this, like, I think she's a singer or a music producer or she works in music in some capacity and she's like exposing everyone. She's exposing Diddy. She's exposing Jay Z. She's exposing.

[C]

Exposing meaning what? Like, how is she exposing? She has received, like, she's claiming that,

[B]

like, people had to do with the death of Aaliyah. She's claiming that. She's claiming that Jay Z's the next P. Diddy. Like, all these claims and everyone believes her. And I'm like, it. It takes a little more than just someone to saying for me to believe. But everyone's like, jaguar Wright's right. Protect her. She knows, she knows, she knows. And it's always Jaguar Wright sitting in this room while they play that music from us. I got five on it. You don't see.

[C]

I Saw the movie. I can't. I don't remember what this, what the main. You know.

[B]

So I got five on it. No messing with that. And don't eat.

[C]

You don't.

[B]

You never heard that song?

[D]

Not.

[C]

It doesn't sound familiar to me. No.

[B]

Anyway, they did a creepy version of it for the movie.

[C]

Us got it.

[B]

And it's always that, that song playing in the background while she says, while she insinuates that Jay Z is the next P. Diddy. And I'm like, and I'm like, y', all, I'm not trying to say that this woman's lying because I don't know, but does anyone find it odd that she's always in the middle of, like, she's always in the room in the room when it happened. Like, this woman is always in the room when it happens. So, like, what's going on?

[C]

Yeah, there is, I mean, also, it's also society's like, obsession with, like, celebrity and like thinking there is this, like, disgusting seedy underbelly that we need to, like, uncover because it's going on right underneath all of our noses. And celebrity is like, people have accused you and I of being a part, of being a part of the Illuminati. They're like, oh, yeah, Bob and Monet, they there too. They're right. I'm like, y', all, if there was an Illuminati invite, I was. They did not, they missed my address. They did not want to be part of the community.

[B]

I assure you there are no members of the Illuminati driving a Toyota Venza. No one in the Illuminati lives in a three bedroom apartment where two of the bedrooms are all for work.

[C]

I assure you, girl, we are not no damn Illuminati. It's crazy. So I said, so I think that's it. Also, I, I, this, I don't know what the name of the TikTok. I think Jacobson. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. I'll tell you about what my experience with Jaguar, right, is.

[B]

I thought you didn't know Jaguar.

[C]

Right, Okay, I know Jaguar, right. But I've been down one of those. Like it. See what you're describing. Seems like another one I would just watch. Kind of like a three part thing about Corey Gamble. Do you know who Corey Gamble is?

[B]

That name sounds familiar.

[C]

Can you remember Kirk Jenner's Boo? The black guy? Part of the Kardashian family?

[B]

Vaguely. I just heard the name before.

[C]

This whole thing, it's like this Five part series about who is Corey Gamble and how he's been immersed in celebrity all this time. Because everyone, he kind of popped up and he's just Kris Jenner's boyfriend and he's been around now for over a decade, but apparently he's been in the industry for a long time, which is not surprising. Right. A lot of industry people date industry people because they're running in the same circles. But he was like Justin Bieber's manager for a while, but he was always hanging out with P. Diddy. And like this person is doing all this unturning, realizing, wait, Kris Jenner and

[B]

him are dating right now?

[C]

Yeah, they're not married. They've just been dating for over like a decade from madlone.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Is he a producer? What does he do?

[C]

I don't know. No one knows what he did. And apparently he was apparently adjusting. Justin.

[B]

Oh my God. The top search is what does Corey Gamble do to make money?

[C]

Literally, right?

[B]

These days, Corey Gamble's a business executive and still works as a talent manager in the music industry. He has built up an incredible fortune, reportedly worth a net worth of 3 million. Worth 3 million. Corey lives with Chris Beverly. With Chris in Beverly Hills and regularly appears on the Kardashians. You know, I, I feel like these people who are like, you know, around, like, who just kind of have always been in the public eye, maybe they just like knew one person, then it kind of just kept snowballing.

[C]

Yeah, well, here's the thing.

[D]

I.

[C]

This is like, please don't be ridiculous about this, mom, because you know how you, you got to get wild to get crazy. I hate when you do that face.

[B]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[C]

Like again, do you think. And not the Illuminati, but do you think there is some type of like, dislike this like, secret society going on kind of like in like fraternities and sororities and like, they're like Freemasons, but

[B]

I don't think they have any secrets. I think there are people who are part of these, like elite fraternities, like Freemasons who end up being like presidents and senators and stuff. But I don't think they have like, blood rituals. I don't think that they are eating children. I don't think that they have. You know, I do think that there are very wealthy people who do sinister things on their private islands, like Jeffrey Epstein, but I don't think that there's a society around it. I think that people just kind of come and go who want to do illegal activities in These places, if they have a lot of money. But I don't think it's like the movie Hostel.

[C]

I never seen it. I don't know what I mean.

[B]

In the movie Hostel, they kidnap these people from a hostel and then these wealthy people pay money to hunt them in the woods.

[C]

Got it?

[B]

Like you pay money to hunt and kill people. So I do think that there are people with a lot of money who do some really evil and sinister things. But I don't believe it's a society. Like there's a secret society based around it. Personally work. And also, I will say this too. You know, I don't know a lot about the Kardashians because I don't watch the TV show. I've always said I don't really care for reality tv. That's not competitive. But are the Hadid's related to the Kardashians?

[D]

No.

[B]

You tell me. The Hadid don't have nothing to do with the Kardashians.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yes, that is correct.

[C]

Why do you think so? Like why?

[B]

I just thought they did. I thought they were like Kardashians or something.

[C]

No, they're, they're. No. Kind of like just as different as the Gastenols. Do you remember. Do you remember the.

[B]

What's the Gastronaul? The.

[C]

The Gastonal Girls?

[B]

You know, the Gaston Girls are the Gastinals.

[C]

The Gastonau G A S T I N E A U. The Gastno Girls.

[B]

T I what?

[C]

G A S T I N E A U Gastineau. Mark Gastineau type in Gastonau Girls.

[B]

The Gastonau Girls, Yeah. I have never heard of these women in my life.

[C]

They were kind of like the Kardashians before the Kardashians.

[B]

Oh, the Gasta knows. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know why I thought the Hadith were related to or had some connection to the Kardashians.

[C]

No. Well, no, because the Hadid's were like no shade. They were like actual models. Like Bella and her sister Bella.

[B]

And that's why you're not going to the Kardashian event.

[C]

Bella and the sister, they were like. They're like supermodels. The only model from the Kardashians is. Is Kylie. Not Kylie. Kendall.

[D]

Kendall.

[C]

Yeah. Everyone else is. You know, they have not a model.

[B]

Isn't Kim kind of a model?

[C]

Kind of, but not a supermodel. I don't know. She's not walking like runways and doing like Passion Week and do stuff like that.

[B]

But she is doing American Horror Story. Have you seen any clips of her in American Horror Story.

[C]

I haven't. Is it good?

[B]

No.

[C]

Wait, no, you haven't seen it or no, it's not good?

[B]

Yes, I've seen it. No, they're not good. Is he, like, she's not giving.

[D]

No. No.

[C]

I can't go to the damn skims launch. Thank you, Bob.

[B]

That was because you said her sisters weren't models. That was you. You said her sisters are lame. You said they're influencers faking the model life. That's what you said. I read between the lines.

[C]

Okay. See, I feel like if my favorite sis. I'm obsessed with Khloe. I love Chloe. I feel like your favorite sis would be. If there were direct replicas between us, I would be Khloe, you would be Kourtney.

[B]

I really don't understand that reference, but it sounds like you're insulting me.

[C]

No, Khloe, Courtney is the older sister, and she's the oldest sister.

[B]

You said, like, you tried to put some stank on oldest.

[C]

And she's, like, she's probably the most removed from celebrity life. Like, she doesn't want to do all the celebrity stuff. Like, obviously, she's a part of the machine, so she is, but she wants a regular life. She doesn't like the spotlight, it seems, as much as the other queens. She's just kind of like.

[B]

She's smart.

[C]

Yeah, I guess, for the most part. I mean, I would say Kim is probably the smartest one. Kim. Kim. If Kim didn't have the moment, we would not be talking about a Kardashian. Kim is the reason why the Kardashian Jenner.

[B]

Do we have a Kim in our dynamic? Is there a Kim amongst us?

[C]

Probably Mateo.

[B]

Who's Jacob?

[C]

Jacob. Jacob would be Scott.

[B]

Who's Naomi?

[C]

Ooh, Naomi's Kendall girl. Kim is Kim is Kylie.

[B]

Wait, why is she. Wait, I don't get. I don't get any. I don't get any.

[C]

Because Kylie's the makeup.

[D]

Logo.

[C]

The makeup. Okay.

[B]

Kim's Kylie.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And who's Pep? Pep. Okay.

[C]

Well, let's start this over. Bob is Kourtney. Who is Kim? We need to figure out who Kim is.

[B]

I don't know who Kim is, but Kim is, like, the catalyst for it all.

[C]

Yeah, she's the one that started off

[B]

the game changer, the icon.

[C]

Shut the fuck up.

[B]

The blueprint. I'm Kim. I'm her.

[C]

Her.

[B]

Her, her.

[D]

She.

[A]

She.

[D]

She.

[B]

Take a pic. It's me.

[D]

Me.

[C]

Naomi is Kendall. Kim is Kylie. I mean, Kim Chi is Kylie. I'm Kourtney. I mean, I'm Khloe, you're Kourtney. We have to figure out who Kim is, I guess.

[B]

Who's Jacob? Jacob? Kris Jenner.

[C]

No, Jacob is not. No, no, bitch. You know, you. Kris Jenner, the older one who was just back there plotting and scheming. That's you.

[B]

I'm not Kris Jenner.

[C]

You're Kris Jenner.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. I don't know much about her, but I feel like. I feel like I don't give whatever she gives.

[C]

I know nothing about her, but I feel like I don't give what she gives. What.

[B]

Whatever she gives. I don't feel like we give the same thing personally. She's like a mastermind behind things. I'm just like, I have some ideas and stuff, but it's not like, sneaky. You make it sound like a sneaky.

[D]

How many drag daughters do you have?

[B]

Me? Fun fact. Almost all of my drag daughters are older than me. Almost all of them.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Lily, Heavenly Ray, Scandalo, Cracker, Honey, and then kind of Judy Darling.

[C]

Judy Garland. Judy Garland. Judy Darling is your drag daughter?

[B]

No, Judy Darling had a full on drag mom and then she got neglected. Honestly, me and Judy kind of like me and you, to be honest.

[C]

Who's her, who's her drag mother?

[B]

I don't remember, but Judy had a full on drag mom and then she was low key neglected, and then I like, taught us some stuff. So it was kind of like me and you. So I was. I mean. Yeah.

[C]

Okay, so if you're, if you, if you talk about your drag family, you'll be Kris Jenner, I'll be Kim. Duh, you're Kim if you're Kris Jenner.

[B]

Okay, I've already said I'm not Christian, but how. What makes you Kim?

[C]

Because we're talking about.

[B]

You'd have to be the one launching us into fame.

[C]

No, Jacob was asking about your drag family. So I think Jacob is saying, like, if. If you were the mother, Kris Jenner, who. How would your drag quiz kids fall in life?

[B]

To be clear, I.

[D]

And I'm not.

[B]

This is not shade and not sarcasm. I launched our drag family into fame. Me.

[D]

Me.

[B]

I was the first of my bloodline to be on RuPaul.

[C]

Part of your drag family, nigga.

[B]

And yes, honey. So of my lineage of my sons,

[C]

you just did the plane Jane, my son

[B]

also. Did you see Plane Jane said about me on. Oh, we already talked about this, didn't we?

[C]

No, never mind. No, I didn't see it. You didn't Say this to me.

[B]

Plane Jane on Maddy Morphos show was like, I was the reason she started doing drag. But it's not because she was inspired by me. It's because she went to the Season 8 premiere and then I asked her a question in the audience. I was like, you 18 year old Jewish kid. What was the song that Naysha Lopez was sent home to? And then she was like, call me. And I was like, correct. And I gave her a signed picture of Chi Devane. She goes, and I, in that moment, the way that Bob looked at me like I was nothing. Like I was just an audience member. Like I was just a prop and she was the star. I was like, I was the star and you were an audience member.

[C]

Wait, did she really say this?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

She goes, I would never ever be on the receiving end of that ever again. That's when I decided, I'll be the one asking the questions. And you all, someone else will be sitting down there. And I was like, I don't think I treated you mean. I just asked you a question and I gave you a prize. And now you're like, how did that turn into your villain origin story? I was like, girl mama. Kudos for saying that, for resenting.

[C]

That's hilarious. Honestly, work, work.

[B]

But I didn't say anything mean.

[C]

So whatever. That's how she took it.

[B]

She was an 18 year old Jewish kid.

[C]

Is she Jewish or. She's Russian Jew.

[B]

I also don't really. I also really try my hardest not to call. Maybe I said it, but I really try hard not to call anyone over 18 a kid. I really try hard to say young adult.

[C]

Do you really?

[B]

Yeah. Like my nephew, they keep telling me he's a kid. He's not a kid. He's a grown. He's a grown man. 18.

[C]

So he's a young adult.

[B]

He's a young adult, but he's not a kid though.

[C]

You say you're a grown man, so which one is he?

[B]

Grown man. He is a grown man. He's a grown man. He's 18 years old. He's an adult. He's a grown ass man.

[C]

I see. I don't disagree. I don't think you're a grown man until you're 21. Until you can vote and drink. I mean, sorry, you can vote. I know. Until you can drink, you're not a grown man. I drink 18 and 21.

[B]

So 18 year old Canadians are grown men, but 21 year old Americans are grown.

[C]

I really don't. Because you don't have the Rights and liberties that every other grown man in this country.

[B]

I'm asking. So you. Well, that's. Well, you get rights at different ages. Like, you have a different. Like at 25, you can rent a car. At 35, you can run for president. So do you not become, do you not become a full grown adult? Do you have the same rights as.

[C]

I think when you can drink a 21 year old grown man? I think at 18, you're a man. At 21, you're a grown man. Because you could. Because you, you know that, that, that's, that's my. Because you're using literally like yours. One, your civic duty that allows you to affect change in the country and make decisions that will help you, that will, that, that, that force you to govern yourself and your family and your life and your friends. I think that's when you're a grown man. But at 18, you're a man, in my opinion.

[B]

Well, at 18, you can vote. That's when your civic duty start.

[C]

Sorry, drink. I mean, drink, drink, drink, drink. You want to keep on fucking it up.

[B]

Well, drinking isn't a civic duty.

[C]

Yeah. At 21, when you can drink and you can like, you think being able

[B]

to drink is what makes you not, not, not civic duty, not voting. You're like, once you can get turned, that's when you grow. When you can get turned. Doesn't make sense. You just prove that when you have the civic duties, you're a grown man. You just proved it. But Also, if you're 18, you think you're not a grown man. Go commit a crime and see how grown you are.

[C]

I mean, 12, 13 year olds in black communities,

[B]

some do, but every single 18 year old who commits a crime, you're a grown ass adult. Every 18, you are grown. I don't care if you are petite, if you are tiny, or if you're gigantic. Babe, when you're 18, you are grown.

[C]

Why the did you look you. Why did you look at me when you said gigantic? I feel like you were trying to fuck with me.

[B]

I was looking at the picture behind you.

[C]

Cut me out of my own podcast.

[B]

This is our, our own podcast. And with that.

[C]

No, we got three minutes. Nigga, why you trying to dip out early, though? We got three minutes.

[B]

Okay? Y', all. The reason why this podcast is short. Ain't got nothing to do with me. I want to be very clear about that. Very clear.

[C]

Not me either.

[B]

You were literally. Okay. To be fair, Monet was running a little late. And then I was like, well, she's running late, so I'm going to get ready.

[C]

First of all. No, no, no, no. I didn't know we were even having a podcast today, so let's not even get on that.

[B]

Let's leave it. That's not. But I didn't even know that was work today, okay?

[C]

Because I look at my schedule and it said tentative, which means it's not. Let's not even get to the weeds of all of this, ok?

[B]

You and Patty need to figure out what's going on over there.

[C]

That's you and Jacob.

[B]

You and Patty to figure it out.

[C]

That's you and Jacob.

[B]

Do not me and Jacob be perched.

[D]

No, it was my fault. We locked the recording and I forgot to take the tentative off the Google calendar.

[B]

Oh, so with that. First of all. First of all, it's not me and Jacob. That's Jacob. Oh, my God. You know, Lohanthony's, like, really Christian now.

[C]

Who?

[B]

Lohanthony Lohan is the one who did

[C]

that move out of.

[E]

What move?

[C]

This thing.

[B]

Yeah, Lohan made that move famous by going. Calling all the basic bitches. Calling all the basic bitches. There's a new announcement. You're basic.

[C]

He died.

[B]

The girl. No, he is, like, super Christian.

[C]

Oh, girl.

[B]

Like, Lohanthony went, like, crazy Christian. Like, like, dedicated his life to the Lord. And like, his whole social media is like God. And it's honestly doing a low. Anthony deep dive is what. You know who I did a deep dive on recently? Who I was going to do a video on, but I don't think I even want to do a video because he's so absurd and so problematic. His name is Kevin Leonardo. I'm gonna send you a link to one of Kevin Leonardo's videos that is on YouTube. And you're gonna. You're going to gag. You are. You are going to gag. I'm telling you right now, Monet, you're gonna find this to be the gaggiest thing I think you've ever seen in the history of gagging. Yes.

[C]

Do you know what you just made me think about?

[A]

The little.

[C]

The little chubby boy. They used to do all the. These to all the drag race stuff.

[B]

Oh, Damiana Garcia.

[C]

No, the white boy who's always had the glasses on.

[B]

You're not about to trick me. You better try to get me to say who's Chunk. You better get me to say a bunch of names.

[C]

Okay, no, I don't mean. I don't mean the white boy and he used to do all of the drag race reviews. Like, he was the. He was like the first one. He was one of the initial. What happened to him?

[B]

Jake Yonce left the Drag Race space and started doing. Started doing Britney Spears Deep Dive video.

[C]

But why did he leave Drag Race? Did he do. What happened?

[B]

I think. I don't know. Invite him over and ask him.

[C]

I would like to have him on. Yes. Okay. I remember this. I remember this guy about. He had a video about something else. Like, it went crazy viral.

[B]

Click this video.

[C]

It says, I miss an appropriate user.

[B]

It says what?

[C]

Okay, he should just show this on YouTube.

[B]

Have you seen the video? Did you click the video?

[C]

I click. And I'm looking at his hairy anus. Yes.

[B]

On YouTube.

[C]

But I mean, he gets. He has 50 million views. So I guess you can post this stuff on there.

[B]

You can. You can post educational videos on YouTube if they. If they have nudity work.

[C]

So wait, so wait, so why are you telling me about him? What he do?

[B]

So I just saw this video about him and he's really problematic. Not just because he shows his asshole on TikTok on YouTube and TikTok, but he also has, like, a lot of transphobic stuff, a lot of weird racist shit. Like, a lot of weird. Like, he's like, I have decided that Candace Owens. Candace Owens is my favorite black. She's the best black of all the blacks in America. And, like, I just think that she's like, such a good black.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And I'm like. And he puts really salacious titles like Little Girls get me so excited. And I'm like, excuse me.

[C]

So you did a. You did a deep, deep dive on him.

[B]

I was just.

[A]

I saw.

[B]

No, I did not do a deep dive. I saw a video on. Of someone who did a deep dive on him. And I was like, should I do a video about this guy? I was like, no, I don't want to. He's too. It's too. It's too. He's. He is vapid. And he is someone who's like. He just loves attention. So there is no. There is no negative attention for him. There's no such thing as negative attention for him.

[C]

There's before. There's before. There's one thing I want to say before. I was watching this TikTok and it's this guy going around. I think it's New York City or maybe it was la. I don't know where he is. In a populous city. And he's walking around, he's asking different people. They're like, if you could change your race and be Another race, what would it be? Have you seen this video?

[B]

No.

[C]

And it was so interesting because a lot of the Asian folk, they were like white and every black person. And again, I'm sure they didn't. Maybe they're edited around to make us think a certain thing. But all the Asian people that answered in his video, they all say white. And all the black people say, no, I don't want to change, I want to say black. And the white people would kind of like, some of them would say they were kind of all over the place. It was just such an interesting, such an interesting video. And again, we're not there. They edit a video. I'm sure, you know, they don't show everyone's answer, so it's hard to know like what everyone said. But we're supposed to think that every Asian person wanted to be white and the black people all wanted to be black. It was just very weird.

[B]

It is interesting. I mean, if someone said. If someone came up to me today and gave me the option to change my race, I would not change my race.

[C]

Same.

[B]

But the question is, someone said gun to head, you have to change your race.

[C]

That's different.

[B]

So what are you gonna be black? No, you have to change. In fact, there's no gun to head. There's just, this is literally just has to happen. And by the way, if I shoot you, you're gonna randomize as a new race. So you're not. This, this gun makes your race change. So I'm picking one for you. So what's it gonna be?

[C]

I wanna be, I wanna be Korean. Asian.

[B]

Korean's not a race.

[C]

Asian. What was.

[B]

Yeah, this might sound problematic, but being Asian sounds cool.

[C]

I know I would, I would love to be Korean.

[B]

Is that problematic to say?

[C]

It's not. I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure someone's gonna make the argument like, well, Bob, I'm sure. But if, if I, if, if I could be Asian and Korean, I would. Or not just Korean. Like Asian sounds like a great, sounds like a great time. I would love to be there.

[B]

If you and kimchi body swap for a day.

[C]

Uh huh.

[B]

What would you do? I know what I would do, bitch.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Empty out the kimchi chic bank account. I'd be like, if me Kimchi, give me all my money. I'm done.

[D]

I'm clocking out.

[B]

I'm putting it in Bob's name.

[C]

Yeah, I would love to live on that side of town.

[B]

If I was Trixie Verde, I'd be like, oh, hey, everyone. Or for sure, we're going to empty out the Trixie Mattel bank account. I mean, I'm trying to do a Middle Western accent, but it's not good.

[C]

He sound like that show Bobby's World or whatever it is.

[B]

I mean, she has her Midwestern accent is not as thick as I was doing. Yeah, but I do remember she kept saying got meek over and over again, which kept sending me, all right, I

[C]

have to go down.

[B]

Bye, bitch.

[C]

Anyway, y', all, thank y' all for being here today and I'll talk to y' all for the next episode.

[B]

What do you mean, y'?

[A]

All?

[B]

You don't talk to me.

[C]

See, I'll talk to.

[B]

There's no y'.

[E]

All.

[C]

I'll talk to y' all for the next episode. Thank you, guys.

[B]

Say goodbye to me.

[E]

Instacart understands that not all bananas are created equal. Some people want them green, some want them ripe, some want them ready Right now. With Instacart's Preference Picker, now available at most retailers, you can choose how you like certain items, like banana ripeness, deli thickness, even avocados before your shopper even starts. So instead of crossing your fingers and hoping for the best, you get groceries picked the way you would pick them. It's a small thing, but it makes a big difference. Download the app and get bananas just how you like. With Instacart,