The One Where We're Back on Tour

Summary

Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – "The One Where We're Back on Tour"

Date: September 19, 2022
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Theme: Hitting the Road Again – Touring, Friendship & Drag Life

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Episode Overview

In this lively, laughter-filled episode, Bob and Monét reunite for their first major joint tour since the pandemic, sharing behind-the-scenes insight into life on the road, memorable drag moments, touring mishaps, and their signature blend of shady banter. From brushes with Black Israelites and beauty secrets inspired by Jackie Aina, to hilarious sexcapade confessions and the quirks of drag touring, this episode is a quintessential dose of Sibling Rivalry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Drag Family & "Race" Talk

• The hosts and their friend Jacob open with a humorous debate about who among their friends is the “whitest”, joking about skin tone, ethnicity, and family origins.
• They discuss the complexities of Jewish heritage and the phenomenon of "Black Israelites" as seen on New York streets.
  • [04:56] Monét explains Black Israelites' public presence:
    "If you've ever walked around New York...they are just on the corner, like, preaching and prophesying, talking about, like, black people need to get back to the motherland."
  • Bob shares a viral moment involving Lady Bunny and the Black Israelites.

2. Tour Life & Live Performances

• Bob and Monét describe the physical and creative demands of touring.
• They recount a particularly challenging choreography moment in St. Louis that ended up a Reddit sensation.
  • [08:15] Bob: "I did the kicks, no corset during rehearsal...by the time we got that last kick, I had bailed out. But people are still gagging."
• They comment on the cardio, onstage mishaps, and the joys of rave reviews.
• The duo tease upcoming shows and encourage fans not to miss out.

3. Drag Room Etiquette & Organization Styles

• Whose dressing room is messiest? The hosts rate themselves and other queens on their tour tidiness, sharing stories of notorious chaos from queens like Plastique and Milk.
• [54:09] Monet: "On our episode of Work the World...the camera goes into Plastique. She can't even walk in her room. Suitcases on suitcases, plastic, it's crazy."
• Discussing the differences between “coffin” bunks and tour bus bedrooms, how they chose who got the big bed, and the realities of sharing space with other queens and crew.

4. Backstage Antics & Audience Interactions

• They relay a miscommunication with a stage manager about hand signals during a show, reflecting the chaos of live drag touring.
  • [59:25] Bob: “I look over, I see Pat...he does this [waves hand]. That means you need. For me, that means keep going.”
• Accepting drinks from fans and the very real perils (“meth bull or vodka Red Bull?”).

5. Drag & Ballroom Culture: House of Juicy Couture & Kiki Scene

• The podcast dives into the ballroom scene, explaining the difference between Kiki houses and main houses, and sharing admiration for the House of Juicy Couture on tour.
  • [28:11] Bob: “A Kiki house is like, you’re part of the house, but it’s not that serious…it’s less competitive.”
• Monet recounts attending Kiki functions at Gay Men’s Health Crisis in NYC.

6. Tech Woes, Phones, & Nudes

• Monet tells a cautionary tale about her "water-resistant" iPhone failing after a minor splash.
• The two debate backing up photos in the cloud, referencing celebrity iCloud leaks.
  • [27:01] Monet: "Ever since Jennifer Lawrence's bukaki, I'm not putting nothing on the iCloud."
• The importance (or not) of digital privacy—especially for drag queens.

7. Sexual Humor & Candid Confessions

• Trademark frankness: Bob and Monét compare notes on the art of oral and experiences with fans and patrons, shifting from shocking to sweet.
  • [45:18] Bob: “Three of the things that you do with your mouth on people, either eating booty, eating pussy, and sucking dick. I’m great at all three of them. I am ten-star.”
  • [47:22] Bob (to listeners): “If Monet has eaten your booty or sucked your dick, then please comment below and tell us how it was.”

8. Generational Gaps & Drag Age

• They debate whether their much-younger tour mates see them as “old people.”
  • [50:15] Monet: "Oh yeah, for sure."
  • [51:05] Bob reflects on being 36 and how age perception changes on tour.

9. Organization, Tidiness, and Daily Habits On Tour

• Inspired by Jackie Aina, Monet considers steaming her bed sheets as a luxury self-care act, while Bob admits to being messier and unbothered.
• Observations on other queens' habits—”Naomi Smalls is meticulous, Plastique is chaotic.”

10. Ballroom Legends & Notable Tour Stories

• Lil Nas X’s legendary walk at the “OTA” ball and the pressure of voguing in front of ballroom royalty.
  • [31:17] Bob: "Lil Nas X was there...the announcer...would not let him leave. She was like, 'Vogue. Vogue. You’re not going to do nothing?'"

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• [01:01] Monét: “Because of Jackie Aina, I’m gonna start to steam my bed. And we find out what made Bob say this.”
• [01:06] Bob: “No, Monet, I don’t want to bite your finger off. And I don’t want you to bite my finger off.”
• [18:00] Monet (praising Bob): “You are a very good lyricist.”
• [44:06] Bob: “No, Monet, I don’t want to bite your finger off, and I don’t want you to bite my finger off.”
• [54:09] Monet on room organization: “...the camera goes into Plastique...she can’t even walk in her room. Suitcases on suitcases, plastic, it’s crazy.”
• [59:36] Bob: “That means, for me, this means keep going.”
• [62:06] Monét: “So then Bob gets down, and he picks up the Red Bull...and then when you walk back to the stage, it looked like you were doing this…”
• [63:16] Audience member: “So I am the gentleman if you recognize the striped shirt that literally jumped a partition to bring you a freshly opened, non alcoholic, sugar free Red Bull, not a meth bowl…I am from New York, my friend, and I know better…”

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Notable Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:55 – Show introduction and color commentary about Black Israelites
• 05:51 – Bob & Monét reminisce about New York City street culture
• 07:15 – Viral tour show choreography mishap
• 10:40 – Jackie Aina, beauty secrets, and nearly breaking her possessions
• 20:28 – The "Soak It Up" rap and Bob’s writing contributions
• 22:05 – Tech woes: Monet’s phone in the sink and Apple Store drama
• 28:11 – Explaining Kiki vs. main house in ballroom scene
• 45:18 – Explicit sex talk and oral sex prowess debate
• 54:09 – Who’s the messiest queen on tour? Plastique, Naomi, Milk, Violet, Eureka comparisons
• 59:25 – Stage hand signals: "Wrap it up" vs. "Stretch"
• 62:06 – Fans giving drinks, Red Bull confusion, and audience TikTok messages

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Tone & Takeaway

True to Sibling Rivalry’s candid and hilarious style, Bob and Monét deliver an unabashedly honest, unfiltered look at tour life, drag family dynamics, and the realities of queer performance. The episode is high-energy, playful, and peppered with inside jokes, frank sexual discussion, and the warmth of their enduring creative partnership. For those who haven’t listened, this episode captures the contagious chemistry and nuanced perspective that makes Sibling Rivalry a Drag Race fan favorite.

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Summary compiled without ads, intro/outro, or non-content segments to provide only the best of Bob and Monét’s iconic banter and drag wisdom.

Transcript

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[Monet X Change]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is simply rivalry. On this week's episode, we talk about

[Monet X Change]

the black Israelites, we discuss touring, and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

Because of Jackie Aina, I'm gonna start to steam my bed. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet, I don't wanna bite your finger off. And I don't want you to bite my finger off. Jacob, do you find it kind of weird that Monet doesn't wanna tell you that you're beautiful?

[Jacob]

You know, I don't think that's professional as my boss figure.

[Monet X Change]

Ah, Jacob, you are.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You look beautiful. I said you look beautiful.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You're also fucking your employee, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, can I tell you right now that, like last night I passed out and I didn't shower, so I was double checking, make sure I don't have eyebrows on. Cause I just. Where my pillow is a mudslide. Like, ew. Cause I was like, in bed, I was. I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna shower, I'm gonna shower. And then I just never did. So I have to, like, watch like.

[Monet X Change]

So your. Your pillow look like a white man who ate some. Some. Some dirty booty girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A ghost who ate some dirty.

[Monet X Change]

With Casper. Have you ever met somebody that white? Like alabaster? I don't think I've ever. I mean, people make fun of people. I'm playing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's not.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob is a little pale, but he's. He has the. A little bit of the Middle Eastern swarthiness that comes with being Jewish.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob is white. Jacob is not. Are you saying Jacob is olive toned?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Jacob has a. Jacob does tan. That's what I'm saying.

[Monet X Change]

No, Jacob tan.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's not like an Irish person.

[Jacob]

He's more like a. I mean, I'm definitely. I feel like in our friend group, the whitest person Is probably Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Patty for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Irish one.

[Monet X Change]

Patty cannot go into the. Patty's not Irish. Patty's not like, people call him Irish. Patty's not Irish. Do not go fatty Irish.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What is it?

[Monet X Change]

He's American. Patty's not, you know, like the guy. I just like Americans and be like, I'm Irish. And girl, they, like, know nothing about Ireland. That's Patty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is it because he has nothing about Ireland, Patty.

[Monet X Change]

He has no connection to Ireland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's something.

[Monet X Change]

Well, there's something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, listen, Patty's not Irish. Perry says Patty's pale with red hair. Plays the back, plays the flute. Tarty, tarty, tarty, tarty in tiddly tars and doodly bars. But no, Patty's definitely more pale. And Nick.

[Monet X Change]

Nick is the palest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick is pale.

[Monet X Change]

Nick goes out. He has a sun hat. He has the glass. Like, Nick doesn't want the sun to even touch his skin.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think because there's probably someone from Israel down the pipeline in Jacob's black is Israel. There are a lot of Israelis. Are. Are.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but there are some black Israelis, too.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My family not a black Israeli.

[Jacob]

Most Jew. Like, I don't think my family is necessarily from Israel. Like, we. We're from Poland.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The New Jersey Jews.

[Monet X Change]

See, so Jacob is a Polish Jew.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The New Jersey Jew.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. We had dissect. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't obviously, mon. I know nothing about Judaism or Jewish people and clearly.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Have you ever met a black Israelite?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I mean, on the streets.

[Monet X Change]

On the streets. And they are wild, you know, what's the name?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hide your kids. Hide your sons. Obviously. We have a. In Lincoln Park. Oh, he's a black now he's black Israelite.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. They. They dress like Power Rangers.

[Monet X Change]

They don't dress like Power Rangers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Power Ranger villains.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, villains.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They just like Power Ranger villains.

[Monet X Change]

So if. If you don't know what we're talking about.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Very handsome right now.

[Monet X Change]

You do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If you.

[Monet X Change]

It's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the Philippines. I did one show and already jawline. I did one show. Clavicle.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I will say we have to get a picture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Clavicle. Okay, wait, wait, wait.

[Monet X Change]

We're done.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Wrong.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so black Israelites, if you don't know what we're talking about. If you have ever walked in New York City and you see they normally are, like, on, like, Times Square on, like, a show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also, my beauty is not. Does not align whether or not my clavicle show. This is me unlearning my toxic. This is me unlearning my toxicness. Talk about this Becca Zillow. I'm trying to unlearn my toxic body stuff.

[Monet X Change]

If you've ever walked around New York, I can't speak to other cities. I don't think I've ever seen them in other cities, like, how they do in New York City. But they're normally in a busy part of the city, like Times Square or Union Square, where there's a lot of foot traffic. And they are dressed like Power Ranger villains.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've seen videos of them in Texas.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. And they are just on the corner, like, preaching and prophesying, talking about, like, black people need to get back to the motherland. Da, da, da, da. And they think we're from Israel. Yeah. Cause they think that we're like, that's where we're rightfully from. And they don't fuck with white people. They be, like, going in black Israel. And I have been scared of.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Points have been made.

[Monet X Change]

I have been. When I had just walked around New York City, like, when I was younger, obviously in high school, and you would see them, like, going in on the corner like, you, my brother, and I'm like, whoa, whoa. First of all, you're misgendering me. Second of all, calm the fuck down.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It may not shock you. They don't like the.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they don't fuck with the gays. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, I was gonna say we

[Monet X Change]

should put a picture of black Israelites on the screen, but that is so

[Bob the Drag Queen]

problematic, and we will not be doing that. But anyway, they're very interesting. There's a very funny video of Lady Bunny going against the black Israelites. No. In Times Square.

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Lady Bunny versus Lady Bunny V. Black Israelites.

[Audience Member/Caller]

This is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Google it. It is very funny.

[Monet X Change]

It's not recent. It's like a long time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's like, maybe like, 8, 10 years old.

[Monet X Change]

Lady Moneywood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lady Bunnywood's like, you're the one wearing gowns.

[Jacob]

Why are they called Israelites? What's that connection?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they believe that the black people are from. Are from Israel. Like, the first Israelites were black people, and that Israel itself has been colonized by white people. Not just Palestine, but, like, pal, they believe. I believe in some of the black Israelites going to correct me, I'm sure I don't know a whole lot about, but they believe that not only is Palestine under occupation, but also Israel is also under occupation as well.

[Monet X Change]

What? You just said something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The lost tribes of Israel.

[Monet X Change]

Oh. So we're currently on tour. That's why we're here together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My big sister. That's why we're both on Hotel Wi Fi.

[Monet X Change]

It's actually uploading pretty fast. That's good. And so we did our first show. Yo, let me tell you something. Bob and I are going in on the show. It's a lot of cardio. We are. Are dancing the corsets. And there's this video of us of the. Of the first night in St. Louis. The last video of the show. The last number we're doing. Someone posted it on Reddit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. We each have a moment.

[Monet X Change]

We each.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's a moment where Monet's doing her. Like, the video starts with Monet doing this choreography. And Monet is just.

[Monet X Change]

I. The first 80% of it was good. And the last 20%, I was like, ooh, girl. And it's a movie. I go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We go, we're supposed to do this.

[Monet X Change]

Boom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're supposed. It goes one. Well when they does it. When they go, well, I knocked it

[Monet X Change]

down when I would change sides. That's when it got.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was the first one. I watched this video extensively. My dissertation will be on this video. But it goes. I added the CEO this instead of doing this. Anyway, by the end, we have this little kick where we have to do these kicks.

[Monet X Change]

And Bob starts 12 o'. Clock. Bob is selling time. 12 o', clock, 11 o', clock, 10 o', clock, 9 o'. Clock. It was like eight kicks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

By the fourth one, also 3 o', clock, it had to be 1, 2, 4, 6, then 6.

[Monet X Change]

I was going backwards. Cause.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But what were you saying?

[Monet X Change]

12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Anyway, but it is. But my also I did the kicks. No corset during rehearsal. And I was like, I'm kicking. It's Ol Bob. It's Barracuda Bob kicking, honey. And then, girl, we had done got to the show. I had done did a whole bunch of numbers. I had just did some dancing the house down with the cast of Juicy Couture from Legendary. And by the time we got that last kick, I had bailed out. But people are still gagging.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. People are gagging.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's a good show.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, it's a great show. We're getting rave reviews online. So if you have not. If you see we're coming to your city and you have not purchased your tickets, bitch, you're going to be upset that you missed out on this motherfucking tour. Should we make this the one about tourism?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we can make this one about touring for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Because I will say this going back on tour. There's a lot I forgot about being on the road and like. And I like being on the road a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But we don't get to our topic yet.

[Monet X Change]

Money.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're not even at that point. You don't want the theater.

[Monet X Change]

You don't own the theater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We are not at that part of. We normally. Can we flim flam until 15 minutes, please?

[Monet X Change]

I want. I don't even know. Maybe Jacob knows and one of y' all listening know. Especially Bob the Dragon videos. There was an episode when we were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, let me finish. Ask Monet X change videos. Don't try to ask about the dragon videos to do dirt on me.

[Monet X Change]

She's half monation now. Cause she done been had converted. Anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the name of the page? Yeah, who's ringing them dollars, honey? We know who's keeping the lights on over at Bob's raccoony videos.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so there's an episode when we were doing this thing and we chose the topic, and Bob started talking about the topic around this time as well. Like about the 8, 9 minute mark. And then. And then I was like, wait. But, like, Normie fell 15. Bob was like, monet, we can do it. It's our podcast. We can do whatever we want.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was literally. Now it's my podcast, nigga, and we do what I want. How about that? There's also that I will never get the video. Cause we were at Sony hall, and Monet was like, why do you take the mic off the stand? It's more official if you leave it on the stand. And then we got to Town Hall, Monet was like, why do you leave it in the stand? It's more efficient to take it off. Like, so we all be.

[Monet X Change]

Did I?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that I remember vividly.

[Monet X Change]

Well, last. On our first date, I was holding it in the hand. I like holding it in the things. You like taking it out? I like holding it in.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, because it's just more. It's less heavy. Oh, we'll get to that. We're not done talking about the beginning stuff.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, can we talk about what happened this morning?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, that's what I want to talk about. So I'm in bed, just laying down. Did you know that Jackie Aina makes her bed every day? Like, steams it?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Well, okay. So I make my bed every day, but I don't steam it because of Jackie Aina. I'm gonna start to steam my bed. It looks. It just feels so fresh and so clean.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You in the military? What is Going on.

[Monet X Change]

I love it. But when you look at. First of all, Jackie Aina's house is fabulous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And two Belinda China shops in the house and she's probably.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, can I tell the story? Well, sure. We at Jack Ayan's house and we finished doing the video.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jackie Aina is fairly. If you're not in the beauty influencer world, she's a very popular beauty influencer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And she has a very beautiful home. And Bob and I, we posted some tiktoks already. We did a video collab with her that's coming out soon. And so we're in her house and so we finished doing the video, the makeup part, and we all went to go get change. Bob and I are changing this thing. Bob is wrecking Ralph the drag queen. So Bob comes with his dress on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just to be clear that I am typically very graceful. You are much more clumsy than me. You are much clumsier than me.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know where that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And that is a. It is a known fact that Monet Shane do be clumping and clomping.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so then Bob puts his dress on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He puts his wig on.

[Monet X Change]

So then Bob proceeds to go into Jackie's front sitting room and does a twirl. When I tell y', all, this nigga,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this nigga hits a bowl.

[Monet X Change]

It looked like a scene from a cartoon. The bowl's like. And then Bob runs and grabs it before it hits the floor.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't do a twirl. I was walking through and then my dress. Cool caught. I'm wearing that chape dress that I've been. That I wore on Netflix standout that I've been wearing ever lately. Anyway, so I caught the. The bowl.

[Monet X Change]

It was like a cartoon though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I caught the bowl and I started walking and you hear it like, so then where. So me, Jacob and Monet are all wide eyed. And then of course, it feel. It feels like I'm leaping to. Also, everything is white. We are covered in makeup. The walls are white, including the servants, white.

[Monet X Change]

The servants were white as well.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The walls were white. The carpet's white. The couch is white. The floors are white. There's white art. Anyway, everything's white. So I'm like, I'm going to break something in this very expensive home.

[Monet X Change]

And then you walk somewhere else and you hit something else.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You were like, no. Then her sister came and scared me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. It wasn't scary. She was just coming back to see if we needed help.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because I had just almost wrecked Ralph, her living room. So I was like, oh, my gosh. You got to find out.

[Monet X Change]

So she just goes, so Esme and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet are, like, sneaking around because we almost.

[Jacob]

We.

[Monet X Change]

We. You. We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we. Are we not a team?

[Monet X Change]

No, not in this instance, because we

[Bob the Drag Queen]

almost destroyed her living room. But other than that, it was very.

[Monet X Change]

It was great. I'm obsessed with Jackie. She's very, very, very sweet. I can't believe you just found out that she. That she. I think it's a sheet steamer. I'm gonna buy one. I'm gonna put on my Christmas. What's it within?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A sheet steamer and a steamer for clothes?

[Monet X Change]

I think the way that it's. I'm sure there's. I'm sure you can use them interchangeably, but I'm sure there are. There's a nozzle. You put it. That makes it easier for your bed.

[Audience Member/Caller]

I'm sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I. Years ago, I had my steamer, and I was trying to steam those. My phoenix wings that Diego Montoya made me.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, did it melt?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, they're painted. It's paint. It's paint. They're painted. But then I think I reactivated the acrylic paint, so then I had just paint all over my steamer. And then without realizing, I went to go steam like. Like a white dress, and I rubbed orange and red paint all down my fucking garment.

[Monet X Change]

Do you still. You okay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob does not. I still have those wings.

[Monet X Change]

Bob does not believe in giving away or strike or selling any of your. What? What? I was. I said. I said I sold some of my drag. You're like Monet, I can't believe you're selling your.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It depends on the. It depends on what you're selling. Monet is out here like, I'm selling my coronation look. Monet is like, I'm selling my angelic white look. I'm giving away, literally, the dress I got crowned in for three bucks on Depop. So, yeah, that, to me, is weird, but I just gave one of. One of Marco's work. Marco. Marco who made some of the costumes on the tour, by the way. I'm not just texting. I'm actually looking for the person. I can't remember this drag queen's name, but I gave her, like, a big bag of drag. And I'm always like, just keep sending me pictures every time you. You wear something, because I just. I love seeing that stuff. But I give dragway all the time. Yeah, for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you something?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

A bitch like me is a 70 queen. I know. Congratulations.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you give me a Stream you

[Monet X Change]

Maybe if you're lucky.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you haven't posted about it once.

[Monet X Change]

Who? The one who just brought it up on the podcast.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who could you post about it?

[Jacob]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

Bob? I would let me do my things how I want to do my things.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Post it now.

[Monet X Change]

Anytime you do something, I don't be like Bob, I let you do your thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just do it for you. Okay?

[Monet X Change]

And I will do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You don't even have to ask. You never have to ask.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was huluining before you were huluin.

[Monet X Change]

That is not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Literally true. What did you have you posted about it yet?

[Monet X Change]

About Huluween? Yeah, of course I posted about Halloween.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So if I check right now, what platform?

[Monet X Change]

Instagram.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Instagram 1 18. You post about Halloween. When, when, when? When?

[Monet X Change]

Now. Now? Now? Now? Now? Now, now, now? When, when, when?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Two days ago. Okay. O

[Monet X Change]

so a bitch like me is a stunty queen Guaranteed you don't really

[Bob the Drag Queen]

fucking want me queen I'm a Y' all niggas ain't ready for a cunti queen you hype been smoking on a

[Monet X Change]

blunty queen I'm the queen of the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

motherfucking switchback bitchtrack bitchtrack See, I'm the

[Monet X Change]

queen of the switchback Wait, let me tell you right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a queen of the motherfucking bitchtrack. I'm a pimp name motherfucking slick back. You need a break then eat a fucking Kit Kat. I'm a shotgun with the fucking kick kickback.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

That's so good, Roberta.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, let's take a break. Break. Let's take a break.

[Jacob]

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[Narrator/Advertiser]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

I don't like to give you credit, but.

[Jacob]

What?

[Monet X Change]

Until it's due? I have to say, you are a very good lyricist.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, thank you.

[Monet X Change]

You're a very good writer, and I've asked you to write me some raps and use it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true. I wrote you a rap for Soak it up, and then you wanted me to come do it.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason I'm on Soak it up is because. It's because you were like, I've told you. I think it's worth rehashing the story now just for a second, y'. All. I was in Berkeley, and when I was in Berkeley doing the show, I only had two days a month off out of the entire month. There were only two Mondays that I had off. I practically never left. I left Berkeley one time. I mean, the Bay Area, one time. Because I have to be back. I only have. I only had two days off for the whole month because I have one day off a week at the Berkeley Rep on Mondays. And then I took two of those Mondays, and I was doing shows at Oasis. So Monet was like, oh, I need help writing some lyrics for. I want a rap verse for Soak It Up. Soak It Up. So then I was, okay. So I wrote. So the rap from Soak It Up, I wrote it out, and then I, like, wrapped it into my phone. I was like. Or probably a yeti and gave her a really crunchy version. I was like, soak it up. Choke it up. Boom, Send it. And Monet was like, no, you have to come do it. I said, monae, I literally don't think I can.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, I didn't know that. See, that's a Bob line. You have to come do it. I said. I said, roberta, I probably said, I want you to be on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bob is.

[Monet X Change]

No, you have to come do it. That's you. I would not say that. I have to go.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, it was Monet. Monet Was like, no, you have to do it. You have to do it. And I was like, monet, I literally don't think I can. Like, I do not think it is possible for me to make it to LA and back in time. I don't think it's possible, Bobby. You have to.

[Monet X Change]

It's also, back before, we were super, like, doing music a lot. So now if Bob is in Berkeley, you can find us a studio in Berkeley. He can cut his vocals. We didn't know that back then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But it's not just that. Because I was in Berkeley, I cut the studio. I cut it in Berkeley. And then Monet was like, and you have to be in the video, on the video. I said, monet, I cannot make it to LA and back, girl. So I flew myself. Still waiting for reimbursement.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe it is. Flew myself to LA from Berkeley, which is not an expensive flight. But the reimbursement over at Monet Exchange LLC Incorporated, is a slow. I don't know who works in accounting, accounts payable, but she's lacking. Anyway, so I flew down on my. So that month, that whole month, I had one day off because of your ass. You want to say thank you?

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know that hurt. Anyway, let's talk about this motherfucking tour

[Monet X Change]

tour before we get into our tour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, wait. Tell me what happened this morning.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, this morning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, so.

[Monet X Change]

Well, let me give y' all context. So part of tour Live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is part of tour.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, part of tour Live. Two days ago, I. For whatever reason. Well, okay, I was brushing my teeth. Y' all know, I had.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For whatever reason, when I was brushing

[Monet X Change]

my teeth, I had the iPhone 12.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For whatever reason, I was brushing my

[Monet X Change]

teeth, I had the iPhone 12 Pro Max. And they advertised that these phones are water resistant. Like, you can, like, take them in a pool and go up to, like, I think, a meter or something like that. And your phone should be fine, right? Kwikutu Kennedy tried this out on her phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So we were filming, We're Here, and they all go to the pool. Sometimes I hang out with them at the pool, but not often because I

[Monet X Change]

don't do pools anyway.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

But you do do polls.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I do polls, honey. Anyway, so they were like, take your phone and blah, blah, blah. And Kendi was like, the phone is waterproof. Watch. And then she puts it in the water and takes it out. She goes, see, it's waterproof. It's not. She goes, it's water resistant. Up to so many feet. And she just did this. Here's the. She went. See? Of course, the next day, her phone completely stopped working. It does not work at all. She's looking stuck on stupid looking crickety, snickety, tickety, and crazy.

[Monet X Change]

That's hilarious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, she had to spend a whole day while we were out doing we're here, which is easier than us, because we're here. We're in one town for life.

[Monet X Change]

But, y' all know, normally, like, a small ass town. I'm surprised they found an Apple store there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think if this. This was a town where we were in actually, and we did. We didn't sneak peek in a big town this year or near a big town.

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like. So I'm brushing my teeth, and then my phone is here on the mirror. And then. So again, the sink is not full with water. Just like, just how you let the water run. Brush your teeth. My phone fell into the sink, and I picked it up. This happened before, and I put it by the side. Nothing, right? Ten minutes later, my shit just starts going on and off every three minutes. It'll stay on for three minutes. Power off this cycle over and over and over and over again. This was two days ago. And then the next morning, I put it in rice, and then it worked. And then.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think it was a rice. I think your phone just dried up over time. Someone disproved the rice thing online. I think Mythbusters disproved the rice thing. Oh, well, anyway, I might have just

[Monet X Change]

made that up, but then, like, some other features weren't working, like. And I don't want it to start happening again. So I was like, you know, I'm gonna find an Apple Store. We're in Nashville right now. And I was like, I'll go swap my phone out. So this morning, get up early. Go to the. I backed up my phone to my computer. Go to Nashville to the Apple store. They, like, give you the new one, but they erase your old one. They keep it so your phone is kind of just like, all you can do is text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean they keep it?

[Monet X Change]

The old one that was broken, they keep that, and they give you a new refurbished one. Oh, yeah. But your phone is, like a dummy phone. All you can do is, like, call and send text.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So they have all your stuff.

[Monet X Change]

No, they wipe your phone. They completely wipe. What would Apple want with my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a good question.

[Monet X Change]

Apple can. Bitch. Apple can get your information right now if they wanted to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not mine. You, honey.

[Monet X Change]

No, you no see, vomit's your content phone. You. Honey, Your content phone, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Those are all videos of you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but Bill Gates that you're getting your card numbers right now. Bill Gates, Microsoft.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know who said that. Some Japanese guy.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so your phone is on me. So I get done, and so I'm like, okay, bye, guys. Toodaloo. I'll see y' all later. So I'm, like, walking to the Starbucks, and I'm like, let me call my Uber. And I'm like, shit, I don't have any of my.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I'm in bed. Actually, I woke up maybe like, I woke up at, like, 9:15. So I get a text at 9:28. This is like a few. I mean, 9:22, like a few. I mean, I've been awake for three minutes, and it says, roberta, question mark. Question mark?

[Monet X Change]

Well, here's the thing. For some reason, Bob's four. I don't know why, but Bob's one of the, like, four numbers I know by heart.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My number's easy to remember. It's like, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Bob, thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say my number. My phone number only has three numbers in it.

[Monet X Change]

But you say that like, you're like, it's black, black, black, black, black, black. We have no context.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like if I say, like, that they could. They can figure out what it means. My number only has three numbers in it.

[Monet X Change]

Well, maybe don't. Just stop talking about your number. Let's just stop talking about your number. But anyway, I remember Bob's number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What if. What if they crack the code?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, you cannot figure out by saying blank, blank, blank.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to give them a challenge. I don't want. I don't want to challenge them.

[Monet X Change]

So whatever reason.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't. Guys, don't.

[Monet X Change]

I remember Bob's number by heart for some reason. This is you on stage the other day, girl. We're gonna get to that. So I text Bob. I was like, roberta. And he's like, yes, dear. What are you looking up?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Looking up.

[Monet X Change]

He searched Bob the Drag Queen phone number.

[Jacob]

You also said your number only has three numbers in it, and that's not true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, it doesn't matter. We don't know. Actually. We don't know how many numbers. We don't know how many different numbers are in my number.

[Monet X Change]

So I text Bob, Roberta, question mark. And he just text back, yes, dear. And I was like, I just don't. Let me Call him. I was like, bob, I just got a brand new phone and I realized I am a slave to the machine. I'm a stupid millennial. I can't call a taxi. I can't download Uber. I don't any of my passwords. Can you please call me an Uber at the Cheesecake Factory at the Shore Hills Mall in Nashville to get me back to the hotel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Guys, I'm cackling. This shit is so funny. So I did call her Uber pool.

[Monet X Change]

I did. We had three stops along the way. We saw the camera, Cameron Michaels old spot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We had a layover, but I got here.

[Monet X Change]

But really like Bob, if I don't know what I would do, well, it's

[Bob the Drag Queen]

not a problem for me. So whenever you. I don't know if actually I know iPhones will work like this, but when you have a Samsung, if you just log into your Google account, it just populates all of your account. All you have to do is log into your Google account.

[Monet X Change]

Are you in the cloud? Like whatever the Samsung version of that is?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, no, not my video, my photos and stuff don't. It's just my contacts. So like when I go to save a number, like let's say I go to say 11133, bop bop, beep bop bop. When I go to add it and I create a new contact and it's going to be like test. When you save it, it'll. It normally will be like, do you want to save it to your Google attached to your Google or to your phone? And then you have to your phone, then it will allow you to. Now I got to get this shit off my phone. Then it will allow you to basically put it in the your Google.

[Monet X Change]

Well, there is the option Apple has the icloud where you can just do that as well. But ever since Jennifer Lawrence bukhaki pictures got leaked, I said, your icloud ain't gonna get me, honey. So I said, I ain't putting nothing on the icloud.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can't give this off my view more. You know, we'll figure it out in a second. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Ever since Jennifer Lawrence's bukaki, I'm not putting nothing on the icloud. I ain't putting nothing up there. I don't know what people gonna get of me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you have in your phone? I don't have news of me on my phone.

[Monet X Change]

You don't have news of yourself in your phone? Not a single one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even one.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I have nudes of myself on my phone. Why not?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we just discussed why. What if you drop your phone and someone gets in there?

[Monet X Change]

It's unlocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That doesn't mean someone can't get in your phone. You think someone can hack into the Pentagon and not your phone?

[Monet X Change]

If someone gets my phone.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think your phone is unhackable?

[Monet X Change]

If someone gets my phone. And the number one thing they want is nudes of everything they can get. That's strange to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there are other stuff.

[Monet X Change]

They want it all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Money, cash, cards and draws.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know that rap Biggie? Of course I want it all.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, is that Biggie?

[Monet X Change]

It is Biggie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want it all. Money, cash, cars and draws. But. So we're touring now with the. With the house of Juicy Couture, which. Did you know Juicy was a Kiki house?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they said on the show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I. I didn't realize they were Kiki house. So. Because some of the juicies are also Marc Jacobs's and 007s and other stuff too.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't know that. I don't. When I went. Okay. I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A Kiki house is the Kiki house. So the Kiki scene is like. It's just less serious. It was originally made for children who want to participate in the ballroom scene, but they were just too young or it was too competitive. The ballroom scene was very cutthroat, very competitive.

[Monet X Change]

But you just hit it with that. With the maze.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about that in a second. So the Kiki scene is just less serious, less competitive. And a Kiki house is like you are part of the house, but it's not that serious.

[Monet X Change]

It's like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like you can be part of other houses too, but you cannot be. I don't think you can be like a Labeija and a Basquiat. You're either. You're either a Lebeija, but you can

[Monet X Change]

be a 007 and a Basquiat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, you can be a. I sound about. We'll have one of the Juicy tours on the show.

[Monet X Change]

Kamiyah Kabaya. Kabaya.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But wait, wait. So let me just. You can be a Juicy Couture and a Marc Jacobs, because Juicy's just a Kiki house.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I. So what I used to go to. That's what I used to talk about. I used to go to Kiki functions at the Gay Men's Health Crisis. Cause Kiki functions. Cause balls are normally at like a more. I won't say prestigious, but like Bob said, they're more serious. So they'll be at, like, Terminal 5 or, like, a really big thing where Kiki functions are, like. They can be, like, at a little health center or whatever because they're just to, like, have fun. And I don't think their prize is at a Kiki function. I may be wrong. I don't think their prize is, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Give me a little prize act at ota.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what OTA is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

OTA is open to all. It's Lego Geovera's ball in New York City. And it's like. It's like the. It is like the. It is. If you want to go to a ball, it is like the ball to go to. It's the one that is, like, the most popular ball in New York City. It's massive.

[Monet X Change]

I think I'm gonna go to otnwalk. Drag face.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should. I think you probably a bitch, and

[Monet X Change]

I want a juicy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And if you get chopped, You won't get y'.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

All.

[Monet X Change]

We need to take.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the name to our house? Not like a little drag family. Because Kamaya wants to do drag.

[Monet X Change]

She wants to do drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'm sorry. I was like, girl, you can do makeup. She's like, I don't know how to do all that. I don't. I can't do a New York accent like that. I don't know how to get. I don't know makeup. I can't get. Be like that. But she looks. Her makeup was. I was like, girl, it doesn't have

[Monet X Change]

to be like, yeah, no, you know, Yeah. I love kamiyah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We gotta get Kamiyah out in the city to, like, go to one of Akisha's competitions or something.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. At Stars, she would eat. Kamiyah would be great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That would go crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Especially after I'm going to the school of rivalry. Honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, honey.

[Monet X Change]

She'd be ready for the. Any drag competition in this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was gonna say the drag queen X change. You know, you put an X but your X in your name, so it'd be X change.

[Monet X Change]

X. I think that works better. X change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Why Exchanged the drag queen. But we should be the house of rivalry, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Monet X Change]

Bob and Monet for the house of rivalry. Oh, my gosh. Should we start the house of rivalry? The house of rivalry taking over the scene?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, but so. But yeah. So Lil Nas X was at the. Was at ota.

[Monet X Change]

Lil Nas X was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Lil Nas X was there with, like, this teddy bear walking around with, like, braids, like, doing, like, this little cutesy thing. And the announcer, the one who calling the ball, would not let him leave. She was like, vogue. Vogue. Got in the middle circle and she was like, you can't do hands or nothing. You're not going to do nothing. You're not going to do no hands. You're not going to do nothing. And then. Is there videos of this? Yes, there is a video of it. And then. Come on. Why am I not Desean Dashaun. Wesley was like, let him go. Let him go. And then I think Daeshawn was like, owl Vogue. This is all content. Because I couldn't really hear what Dashaun was saying, but it looked like Dashaun was saying something. Lil Nas X was like, trying to get out, and she was like, you gotta go do nothing. You're not gonna do. You're not gonna get up and give a. Not even a hand. Not even a hand. So then, of course, Deshaun starts, like, voguing down, and then the tension was off.

[Monet X Change]

And lol snuck away, girl. Also, because if he had looked, you know, not strong, whatever, people would have lasted. Like, he can't even vogue. So the pressure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

World tour.

[Monet X Change]

I know, but that's also, like, a bunch of his fans. The pressure to vogue at ota, where there is a room full of ballroom people who are stopped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I would. I would be. I mean, I would. Because I. It do take nerve.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have a nice catwalk, though. Even the juicies were like, no, your catwalk is great.

[Monet X Change]

It's my hips. It's because I have so much hip, so it just really makes it look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you catwalked on during Swish. Swish.

[Monet X Change]

I did catwalk on swish. Oh, my God, I forgot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This has been bitch. Ginkgo Balova.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Gink. We were backstage. Monet. Monet Squad, let's take a really quick break. So we were backstage, and we recreate our sponge in curtains. Curtain looks. Well, my. My curtain dress is completely new because my curtain dress is. It is thread barrel. Like, bitch, if I put this thing on, it will just explode.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I had my friend Alfredo Alfresh shout out to Alfresh, my drag daughter, make me a new one. Alfredo's gotten so good.

[Monet X Change]

He's great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm honestly. I taught Free how to tell, and bitch blew past me. Like, I can't show her nothing now, honey. Anyway, so she made me this dress, and I was like, oh, yeah, Monet's. This is Monet's outfit that Monet wore on Drag Race. Monet's like, what? This shows you that. You know, I didn't even wear this on Drag Race. I was like, no, you fully wear this drag. No, I did not. I did not wear this on Drag Race. And I was like, monet, the talent show. You locked it out.

[Monet X Change]

I did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I locked it out.

[Monet X Change]

I locked it out. That's really what I was wearing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Blocked it out. Yeah, blocked it out.

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, wait, what were we talking about? We were going to something really important.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've been bouncing all around. We were talking about the juicies, the Kiki functions.

[Monet X Change]

I forgot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We're talking about Lil Nas X. Talking about house of rivalry with the juicies.

[Monet X Change]

Whatever. We'll find our way back. Anyway, going on tour again. So it is nice, I have to say, it is nice to be on our own tour. Bob and I, we've done small tours like the one through Canada, the little three dates in the uk. But this is like our fully fledged, our thing, like from top to bottom, like our creative idea together. And it feels very nice to do this tour. But there are like some things like again, like sleep on a bus. Here. Here's my thing. I love the coffin. So we say coffin. So we are. So we have a sleeper tour bus. So there are. There are like six. Six. They're about, they're about my length. So that they were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like a couch. It's like, it's like a. Like a three seat couch. Like a three seat couch. Maybe. Maybe a little bigger.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, they're like at least six. At least six feet. And the coffins and I forgot how much I love sleeping in the coffins. The coffins feel you feel. You feel like you're in the womb again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I like the coffins.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So there's a big room in the back, which we initially weren't going to have this big room.

[Monet X Change]

We were going to have all sleepers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All sleepers. But then it was supposed to be 12 sleepers. We got 14. 14 sleepers. Yeah, we got. We have 14 coffins. The buses we had, we both have 14 coffins. We only have six coffins.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, because. Because we're. We're touring. Because so many things were backed up from so many tours being canceled to get. The supply and demand for tour buses has just been crazy. So you kind of, kind of get in where you fit in. So now we have a big sleeper, a big queen size bed, full size bed in the back, the sleepers. And Bob and I are going to rotate. I'm going to heat. I'm graciously letting him have the full bed first, and then we're gonna switch halfway through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason that Monet is the only reason I'm in the bedroom first is cause Monae had a little plan with her boyfriend for him to come join the last house. Don't act like you done it for me.

[Monet X Change]

I did do it for you, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why does it matter if I'm in there first or second? I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Because I want you to have it first. But also, bitch, Jacob and Ezra are going to be coming sliding next to you in a full little full size bed, so. And also me and Andy are some two big ass to go to the full size bed. You and Jacob, you and EZ are gonna fit very nicely. Me and Andy gonna be.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, Andy's driving. Andy's a bus driver, and Andy will be utilizing his skills as a bus driver on tour. But anyway, that being said, I think that getting back on the road, what I'm realizing, the show was hard. So my body, like, yesterday, me and Monet were just doing some content out of Dragon and my body in drag. You mean in drag off the show. Off the show, yeah. And my body was hurting. Like, my. Like, I was like, laying in my bed, I was like. I am like, I am fucked up after one show. I'm fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I get fucked up.

[Monet X Change]

I'm not fucked up. We should get massages, though. I'm a big proponent of massages. Maybe some cupping, some acupuncture.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think I want to do cups.

[Monet X Change]

Would you try acupuncture?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It sounds curious.

[Monet X Change]

Patty, where's my. Paddy says acupuncture, like, has changed his life. He loves it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not saying it doesn't work, but it seems scary. Yeah, I don't.

[Monet X Change]

They don't put the needles that deep. And they're, like, so thin. They're like. They're like. They're like a strand of hair.

[Jacob]

Just like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever had acupuncture?

[Monet X Change]

I've not had that. I have not had it before. It's scary.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just. It's. And I'm not. I'm not afraid of. Are you afraid of needles? No. I mean, I think that tattoo needles versus, like, because tattoo needles don't. Don't go very far under your skin.

[Monet X Change]

But they hurt you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But a needle. Needle goes like. And deer skin.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. But anytime I get blood, I wash them. Or one day, like, giving them my monkeypox vaccine. Which.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

My monkeypox vaccine now is, like, peeling and shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. The monkeypox vaccine Goes pretty hard, apparently.

[Monet X Change]

So as a kid in St. Lucia. Well, so when you come from the islands and you come to America, you have to get a TB shot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you experience all Americans get tuberculosis shots?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't not have. You got to get a tv. You got to get tuberculosis.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you get tuberculosis. But the problem is, I think. And other West Indian kids. Let me know when you like yours. As a West Indian kid. It always reads positive, like, because of whatever it is down there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had that same experience. So there was a TB outbreak at my school.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In high school. So everyone had to get TB tested. And there was also. I don't know if this was how. This is what my mom said when I was in high school, but my mom might have just been. My mom's not a doctor. She probably just saying stuff like, get this kid. Stop asking me questions. So when I got TB shot, there was a bump. Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I still have the scar from it right here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. So I got my TB testing when I was a kid, and I got a bump. And everyone who had a bump, they basically called all of us with bumps back to the gym, and it was a whole kerfuffle. Cause everyone in school knew who had the TB bumps. So me and, like, four of the kids were just sitting up there, like, do we have. Am I about to be a grandpa? Like, bitch, do I have tuberculosis?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know what tuberculosis is, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I got bronchitis. It's like bronchitis, but more intense, but. But deadly.

[Monet X Change]

Is that what Edgar Allan Poe had?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Edgar Allan Poe died of tuberculosis?

[Audience Member/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a. It is a respiratory infection, or. I don't. I think it's an infection, but it's when it's basically the whole. It fucks up your respiratory system.

[Monet X Change]

That's what you're doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't breathe. Well, I was leaning back because I was leaning forward. We got to move this toward us now. The leaning forward was like, start. I was like, I'm just this nigga.

[Monet X Change]

This nigga got me all of. All over the screen all the way back here. I'm like, why so big? You are so, so shady.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was getting tired of. I was doing too much core workout. I had to do too much core to lean forward like that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I also think we. We need to start stretching together before the show, because we need. We should really get our bodies ready.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also need to do vocal warmups because I'm actually, like, doing my songs live in the show, and I'm a little bit better now. Because of my surgery. So I'm pretty. I'm pretty confident, actually. But I will be doing some vocal warmups, and I will be stretching before each show.

[Monet X Change]

I need to stop talking so much on off days.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you're singing live, too.

[Monet X Change]

I'm singing live, too, so I need to stop talking. Like, yesterday, I was catching myself. I was like, I need to see. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, we lip sync too, though.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we'll lip sync and sing live.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we have, like, a big lip sync extravaganza at the end of the show, and we also sing live, but I'm actually doing three songs. One of my songs has been released. Bitch Like Me is out right now. Please go listen to it, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Don't let me flop.

[Monet X Change]

You won't flop. It's great. It's a great song. And when is the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The video's coming out?

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Today. By the time y' all listen to this video will be out. Jacob is Jacob. Look at my little baby working very hard over there. Uploading the. We have a really cool rollout for this music video.

[Monet X Change]

I'm excited.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is a vertical TikTok music video. So if you want to see it, you can literally go over to TikTok. You can do the. There's a journey to go watch my music video. And I think it's really, really cute.

[Monet X Change]

It's very cute, I think. I love your. You know, I always say this a lot. Bob is very good. Bob has a lot of really great and very creative ideas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, thank you. You're.

[Monet X Change]

You're a creative young man.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's not say young. Let's not. Do you feel young?

[Monet X Change]

I see. I feel. I still feel young.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel young, too. I think you always. I think people who feel young will.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Are we.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Quiet, Jacob, the little dot. We got two little dots. Let's go back. Let's go back to Winterflow.

[Jacob]

It's kinda. To me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, it's just that we were. That seems the dots were not dotting.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause I feel like I still. I feel like you feel young forever until you. Just one. I feel like one day, a ton of bricks. It'd just be like.

[Monet X Change]

No, I mean, to be fair, I don't think young people on this one. Like, my back on the first day

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of tour, there are some young people with back problems. Wow, Monet, you got me. Your privilege. Your privilege. And also, people are eating you up.

[Monet X Change]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Most folks, like, I have not sold 20 costumes, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

But a lot of. Okay, I will admit to that. A lot of people Are like, yeah, but that's a very narrow view, Bob, because from. I'm here in Southeast Asia, we had a lot of those in the Caribbean, here in London, who, like, we know how to fashion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But people in the Southeast Asia. I just want to point out something. I also took home making learn to sew, and I saw that coming. I also took home EC in 7th grade and learned to sew at school in 7th grade as well.

[Monet X Change]

In America. I don't say, but in America.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I live in America, too, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

But I think the majority of Americans did not learn those. But.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, did you take Home ec? Jacob?

[Monet X Change]

No. No, I did not take home economics.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's so weird. Yeah, I'm from Georgia, so. In Georgia, you learn to cook, you learn to sew, you learn to. Well, we all have to. We have to. We make a pillow. You make two pillows.

[Monet X Change]

A pillow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, you make, like, two pillows, and then you. And then you make. You have to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

[Monet X Change]

That's really a class on how to do that stuff.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But there's also other stuff, too. You learn other stuff as well in home egg. Those are the ones I remember. Everyone was like, do what, Jacob?

[Jacob]

They teach you how to do taxes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No. Tax on tax.

[Jacob]

Why do we not teach our school children how to do taxes?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, of course not. Absolutely not. That is what.

[Monet X Change]

And I've said this so many on many different podcasts, even this one. That's what the government needs to teach us how to do things that. Like how to do your taxes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And they're talking about how to make a spreadsheet. You paint your pinky so far back.

[Monet X Change]

Do I. Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait. No, I can do this. Monet Shit is what is going. Monet was like, taxes.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know this is true? They're like, do you know your finger?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me get serious about this, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y' all need to teach these kids taxes. Oh, my nigga. Rip off her hand.

[Monet X Change]

Do you know that you can bite. You know your finger. You can bite like a carrot. Okay. Do you want to.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm on the same TikTok.

[Monet X Change]

Do you want to do these other fingers and do it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Monet, I don't want to bite your finger off, and I don't want you to bite my finger off. Like, there's like, a little piece just like. No, no, I do not want you to bite my finger off.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Do you think that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is that when you're eating booty? Do you ever think to yourself, do you bite the cheeks when you Eat the booty.

[Monet X Change]

I bite the cheeks a little bit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Just bite the cheeks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you ever have a cheeky mom and be like, I could bite this whole. I could really remove this chunk of flesh. I always think of myself I could remove.

[Monet X Change]

You think? No, but I think. I think flesh is too. I think you think flesh is not as.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you think we're eating when we eat? Besides flesh.

[Monet X Change]

But it's cooked raw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't raw bitch.

[Monet X Change]

If you got a raw chicken and

[Bob the Drag Queen]

pulled it, I can bite your finger off. But a cheek, I can't get through.

[Monet X Change]

I think this meat, this flesh is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that meat is Which I would need a crew, feed a family, a village of four.

[Monet X Change]

That flesh. A different. Like, different body. That flesh is different than this flesh for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I could bite a chunk of a booty off. And I mean Mike Tyson bit of ear off.

[Monet X Change]

This is true. But it's all just cartilage. Yeah. I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Booty. My booty eating game is great. I'm really proud of how I eat booty. Congratulations. Thank you. Do you feel your booty eating game is strong?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I also. Yes.

[Jacob]

Can you demonstrate your technique?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, let me try that.

[Monet X Change]

I'm about to get real graphic.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Three of the things that you do with your mouth on people either eating. Eating booty, eating pussy and sucking dick. I'm great at all three of them. I am ten star.

[Monet X Change]

I can check two of those off the list. I'm very good at bitch. When I tell you my dick sucking

[Bob the Drag Queen]

game is your Invisalign back. Cause remember, your Invisalign was throwing you off the game for a while.

[Monet X Change]

It fucking me up. It narrowed things down, but I fixed it. Not. I tried sucking dick with Invisalign. It is not great. You get. And any other Invisaligners out there. You start to just make so much.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you're so. You don't have time to. You don't have time to pull you out. No, no, no.

[Monet X Change]

I tried doing it just to see if it would be better. Because then. Because then it's all smooth, right? Because you have the Invisalign on. So there's no teeth. You can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's never teeth.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. There's never too. But I just wanted to try it. When you suck with Invisalign, you get.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

You make so much saliva. And of course everyone likes a wet. Some people don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No one wants that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, some people. But I met People that don't like a wet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like I give a bone dry.

[Monet X Change]

No, I blew a guy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I give the. The dustiest blowjob in Lawson. If you want your dick to come out to be exfoliated, I'm gonna say I give the driest.

[Monet X Change]

No, I blew a guy who was uncut. And he. Because his dick was.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He shouldn't have been cut by the time you. I mean she didn't have your miss line there. He was cut when you cut because

[Monet X Change]

the dick was so slighty. He wanted like he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He slide. Oh the skin.

[Monet X Change]

He had the skin. So he did not prefer like he didn't want his entire area to be a swamp crotch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I used to look up someone in.

[Monet X Change]

In the Bay Area who was very

[Bob the Drag Queen]

in a giving head, but it was just the. I mean the sl. I was. It was like, like you're in a puddle. Like you. You feel like your dick sucks so much. Like they're so sloppy you have to wipe your ass. Yes, it is. Like I was like, yes, I need a shower. This is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

But yeah, my dick sucking and booty eating game is very good. I love.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If Monet has eaten your booty or sucked your dick, then please comment below and tell us how it was.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Have I hooked up with any patrons? I'm very curious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrons.

[Monet X Change]

These are also our fans as well. Fans as well. But I, we do favor the patron. Yeah. If I hooked up with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I fuck the patrons.

[Monet X Change]

If you have a list. If you're listening to this right now and we have hooked up, please comment below and let me know. And don't lie, don't like do a thing. Be honest. I'm very curious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. If I hooked up with you, comment below and say whether or not my pussy eating, ass eating or dick sucking game was on point. What Jacob?

[Jacob]

I think there are some people we've hooked up with or you've hooked up with that are patreons, but not in that order. Like you hooked up with them and then they became patreons later.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wait, you and I together?

[Jacob]

No, no, no. Not together. Maybe, but I don't think so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, no, he's not. No, we only have like two or three. No. Okay. Jacob and I, we were very popular in the Heights.

[Monet X Change]

I just, I. Just kidding. I would never forget the story of the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, there is one. No, there is one patron. I know. Yeah, I remember that one patron.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob spanking.

[Monet X Change]

That was one of my favorite Jacob

[Jacob]

stories I've ever heard of. It's not one of my Strings. And I'm okay with that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob's thread. And then later he goes, I'm gonna let you know. You know what Jacob's strength is? Knowing his strengths.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we love that. We stand knowing their strength, King. Yeah. But anyway, back to touring the house of Juicy Couture. They're very fun to travel with. Kamiyah and Brooklyn. Correct. We have Brooklyn. Brooklyn. You know, Brooklyn has this. She does this, like, monotone thing. She's like, girl is not giving. I was like, miss.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also with the. Brooke, also with the New York accent. It's like, girl, this is not the. Like, I can't do the. Do the Brooklyn girl.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, miss Thing, are you serious? Like, we not gonna go over there. Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because they all have New York accents, except for Dyu. Dyu is from Los Angeles. Philly.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Dae Dae. Kamiyah and Brooklyn are all. All have very thick.

[Monet X Change]

Like this. That's who I went to school with. New York accents, and I love it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, they went to school about 10 years after you, my nigga.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, that's not only Brooklyn. Yeah, 10 years. After a year, Brooklyn went to school 15 years after you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think 17.

[Monet X Change]

17. If you had a kid in high school, it was a real.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Brooklyn could be my. My daughter. Brooklyn could literally be my daughter.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That is crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you think they see me as an old. As an old person?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think so?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. You old.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You think they feel like, oh, Bob's old?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Why?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're not much younger than me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I carry myself younger than you.

[Jacob]

I mean, you. When you were in your 20s, do you see people in their 30s as being old?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I do.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I'm in my mid to late. I'm 36. So when I was like. I mean, I think Brooke's like, 20. So she would be. I would have seen someone.

[Monet X Change]

Brooke was 19.

[Jacob]

How old is Jon Jon right now?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My Uncle John John is, like, probably 48.

[Jacob]

So when you were in your 20s, did Uncle Jon Jon seem old to you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like when you were in my 20s, no, but when I was, like, a teenager, John John seemed old.

[Monet X Change]

Brooklyn is 17 years younger than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, n. Shut the fuck up. So I.

[Jacob]

So, yeah, about 13 years young. John John is about 13 years older than you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So she thinks I'm older? Yeah, she thinks I'm older. She thinks for sure.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I'm old. It's okay. But also, you know, it's. Jacob, can you Google this. Is it Hispanic Heritage Month or Latinx Heritage Month?

[Monet X Change]

Hispanic Heritage Month.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hispanic.

[Monet X Change]

They said it on the View. On the. Not Latinx, No. Hispanic heritage.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We should have. I wanna have some people on the podcast to celebrate. You know, one of my. We should do it for everybody.

[Monet X Change]

There's so many we should do. There's Aapi Month. We should really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of my favorite people right now that I'm just meeting in New York in la, is Mikey Angelo, who is that TikTok rapper who's so fucking funny and is Peruvian. And I think would be a great person to have on the podcast. Of course, we have our sister Pixie Aventura, who is Cuban, who we love to have on the podcast. Obviously, we're from New York City. We know a lot of Latinx people.

[Monet X Change]

Bob wants Jacob. Did you hear this, Jacob? I heard Bob wants guests on the podcast. Well, we'll see how it goes then. We'll see.

[Jacob]

We'll see if we let them talk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Exactly.

[Monet X Change]

I will never get gravity ball mangers.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob. There's a petition to get a little mini Jacob Cat

[Monet X Change]

weird on the.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

On. Like, when Jacob says something to pop in.

[Jacob]

You know, I'm not. I don't feel like I'm camera ready and I. I don't want to have to show up to work camera ready every time, but maybe we can have some.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think you look beautiful, baby. You look so gorgeous.

[Jacob]

I know, but I haven't made the bed behind me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the best. Not made. We don't. We don't. We don't. We don't steam our beds.

[Monet X Change]

I can't wait. Oh, Andy's. Andy's about to. He. We about to be steaming the sheets every day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you wanna.

[Monet X Change]

I just like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like. Okay, like, if you go into. I'll do a video. I'm gonna film, like, Monet's dressing room and my dressing room. I just don't know how you can live like that. It requires too much putting everything. And it's like, I have to be a little messy. Did you have to? And I feel like when you are

[Monet X Change]

a bitch, like me is a messy queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like when you are a little messy people who are, like, tidy. I'm not saying you. You don't judge. You never judge me.

[Monet X Change]

I don't judge.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But people who are really be acting like ghetto. And I'm like, y'.

[Jacob]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like, I don't. I just. My brain just does not work that way. Like. And you have to learn to like, you know, and you. You have to learn to, like, love people where they're at. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I. I've always. Yeah. Who's crazier than me is Naomi Smalls. Naomi Smalls keep. Like she does a thing. She's like, putting her nails. They go in ascending and descending order in a triangle. And she. But I mean. And I'm pretty excited too, but Naomi is, like, over the top. Plastique is chaos. Remember the plastique dressing room?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She seemed like she'd be really like, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

It is. A tornado has gone on in plastique.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just imagine that plastics room is, like, so meticulous. Her drag is. I just imagine that it was like everything. I thought she'd be like, Naomi. No.

[Monet X Change]

On our episode of Work the World, the season we did together. Bitch. The camera goes into plastic. She can't even walk in her room. Bitch. Suitcases aren't suitcases plastic? It's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's like Kim is in between.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Kim is in the middle.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim is not too messy. Not too. Not an explosion.

[Monet X Change]

Shangen. Eureka. Who's. Who's what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Eureka's very. Eureka's very there. I mean, Eureka's like all of her is in rows. It's like, nice and tidy. She keeps all of her jewelry in this, like, briefcase. And I'm the messiest out of three of us.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I think Eureka's the tidiest. Then Shangela, then me.

[Jacob]

Out of all the girls who worked and toured with, who is the least organized?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Milk is. The Milk is. Milk is an explosion.

[Monet X Change]

Really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Milk did. Milk did work the world back when I was doing it, like, probably four years ago. And milk is an explosion of a person.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, Milk just Shit is just. Who else is kind of wild? Milk's everywhere.

[Monet X Change]

Milk is wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know. I just remember. I mean, I'm an explosion of a person.

[Monet X Change]

Violet is in the middle, too. Violet's not. She's not crazy. Violet's kind of very Violet, though. On tour, you think Mimi's Violet will play the loudest. And it's always like that. Edmund.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Club Chokshki. I called it Club Chokshki. It would be. Her music would be deep. Like, you gotta be a Molly then.

[Monet X Change]

Literally. And I'm like. I listen to stuff I don't listen to, like, R and B and stuff. That's, like, calming. Violet is like. And you're like, how can you. I feel like my heart is raging.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is also, like a deep cut of a Song that we all know. It'll be like the Molly remix of Let it Go. And I'll be like, what, Violet? What is this?

[Monet X Change]

Well, so they had one when we were in Work the World, Europe. When I did it, we were in Oslo. And then Violet's music was so loud. So Kim gets her speaker, and she just starts playing Let it Go. But like, a big. Like, Kim went to buy a big jbl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was very petty. Kim got it. Kim got the speaker just to spite Violet Chachki. Because Violet. Because on our. I think by our tour, she had gotten sicker. Because, like, Kim has done, I think, every Work the world.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kim is the, like, the matriarch of

[Monet X Change]

Work the World at this point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's done all of them. She's worked. This bitch has worked the world, I think, 10 times already. So we. So we. I started calling her, calling Club Chachi, because I was like, this is wild. And it got to the point where, like, no one even wanted to be in the room with her because the music was so. It was a tactic to get us all out of the fucking room. You think? Who knows? Because we get to pick whoever. Who we were rooming with. We all just kind of go into, you know, and you usually just kind of bond. And the ones who do it always in the same room together. And Kim got sick of Club Chachki. So what'd she do on the tour?

[Monet X Change]

So she went to. She went to some store, and Violet had, like, the regular JBL. Kim went to go buy the $600 JBL Extreme, which is, like, three times the amount of sound. And she just goes outside Violet's room, and she just plays do you want to build a snowman on loop? And Violet was like, kim, enough, please. Kim was like, no, you play your music. I'm playing my music.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, I cannot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This was ridiculous. Do you want to build a snowman, girl?

[Monet X Change]

It was insane. See, I love Sorge. I love chaos on tour. Like the one when I don't want to say whose name. Another girl, like, got wild and called, like, some of the assistants to help. And then the assistants protested, and they refused to help get her dress.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Girl.

[Monet X Change]

It was. I love it. Wait, was that. Wait, this was. Wait, who was. This was. I've unmuted. All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, I was on that tour.

[Monet X Change]

I. Yeah, I think you. Oh, no, I remember it happened the day before or the day that you got something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, y', all, comment below who you think it was. So I nop. Well, giving too many clues.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's giving too many clues. You can't see all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not. No, we should give them one clue.

[Monet X Change]

No, Messi. Messi, that is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So she called him the Help.

[Monet X Change]

The Help. And they were like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

To be clear, they were not there, were they? Wait, no. One of them was Latinx.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, one was Latinx. Yeah, but.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But she's Latin. He gave me his clothes. I know.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Well, anyway, yeah, but touring is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, real quick. Yesterday, me and Monae were on stage trying to segue into a number. Patty shows up right off stage. I make eye contact with Patty, and Patty does this. What? I just want y' all to tell me what that means. Just comment below. What that means. Comment. Now, I don't want to spoil your head with my thoughts. I'll take my thoughts in a second. But I'm on stage. Me and Monaire are talking. We're segueing into our next number. I look over, I see Pat. I make eye contact. I acknowledge that I see him. And Patty goes, that means you need. It might have been one hand, but this is the same thing. Like, and. Okay, so now you commented what that means. So I was like, wrap it up.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. That is, to me, that says, wrap it up or speed it up. Like, hurry.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. So I was like, okay, wrap it up. All right. Hurry. Wrap it up. Sure. So me and Monet started, like, wrapping up our little podcast part of the show. And then we get backstage, and Patty's like, what are you doing? And I was like, you told me to wrap it up. I was like, no, keep going. No, keep going. And I was like, no, stretch.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, stretch, Stretch, stretch.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That means for me, this means keep going.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They were trying to fix a costume that had broken, and we were like, it ended up coming out flawlessly anyway.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it ended up being fine. But if I was on stage in a moment, I would think this meant. Okay, wrap it up, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hurry.

[Monet X Change]

Like, we gotta get through.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Years ago, when I worked at Ruby

[Monet X Change]

Tuesday, this months ago,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this guy was at the end of the bar and he goes. He goes, I'm the bartender. He's a patriot.

[Monet X Change]

He wants his check.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

What did he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bring his check. He goes, do you want me to leave? And I said, you don't have to leave, but you asked for your check. He goes, I didn't ask for my check. I said, no, you did this. He goes, no, I was spelling blue moon. He said, no, I was spelling blue moon.

[Monet X Change]

And also. But for you, it will be backwards if he's saying blue moon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I was like, that's. You don't spell. No.

[Monet X Change]

That is the crazy thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is not Disney. This is not Disney. Where your wand is leaving a print in the world.

[Monet X Change]

I was spelling blue mood.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you hold up your drink and tap your glass? When you point to your glass, hold it up. Hold up your empty drink, or you're near drinking, you hold it up and you.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You tilt. You slide it till you're at. That means, can I have another one?

[Monet X Change]

We're almost at time. So we're on stage. So at the top of the show, I was like, oh, guys, Bob hates my dress.

[Audience Member/Caller]

I'm gonna say this.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, Cause you had to address. Everyone's talking about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm like, guys, everyone had my dress.

[Monet X Change]

What about my dress? Everyone's talking about that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

You had to address it. I was like, guys, if you want. Don't look at this. Guys, if you want, during the podcast, like, if you bring me a shot, I'll drink or whatever, right? So we go to do the podcast. People start brain shots at the stage. But I was like, no, Monet, you can't do this. Can't do this.

[Jacob]

Whatever.

[Monet X Change]

Bob does this little game with the audience for them to take drinks. And then this guy walks up to the stage with a glass with ice filled with brown liquid and a Red Bull looking to me. It signified, I've got your Red Bull. I poured it in here. Here's the rest of it. Right?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's what I think that signifies, too.

[Monet X Change]

So then Bob gets down, and he picks up the Red Bull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Corseted.

[Monet X Change]

Corseted. The Red Bull and the drink. And then when you walk back to the stage, it looked like you were doing this. You had the mic. You were like, I mean, I probably

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was doing it just because. Just as a rule, I don't drink or eat anything that I receive from fans, like, as a rule. It seemed like a smart rule to me, but for some reason, this day, I broke my one rule. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead and drink what the fans. What a fan gave me. So having to. I take a sip, and I was like. And Monet was like, what is it? And I was like, I think there's vodka in this. Then Monet was like, what was that? And then someone in the audience said, it was a Red Bull. Vodka.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, vodka. I was like, sir, was that a vodka Red Bull? He's like, yeah, it was a vodka Red Bull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So I ended up drinking on stage. But then later on the guy sent a TikTok that said. That said it was just a Red Bull. Red Bull. But I'm not really sure what he's saying because it's confusing. Tell me what you all think this means. That's him, remember?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So what does this mean?

[Audience Member/Caller]

This TikTok is for Bob the Drag Queen. If you are not Bob the Drag Queen. You can keep on scrolling. I was at your debut of sibling rivalry tonight in St. Louis, not Kansas City as Jinx Monsoon. Sorry, I mean Monet X.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Change too soon.

[Audience Member/Caller]

Too soon Claimed tonight and someone who obviously was brought by their girlfriend and had no idea who you were and did not know that you were sober done messed up tonight. So I am the gentleman if you recognize the striped shirt that literally jumped a partition to bring you a freshly opened, non alcoholic, sugar free Red Bull, not a meth bowl. Because I am not from Kansas City nor AM I from St. Louis originally. I am from New York, my friend and I know better. So I brought you a freshly opened non alcoholic Red Bull this year evening. And you done did me wrong. But it's okay, cuz I still love you. Amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Twice the first person that was a Red Bull, later on another guy walk. Hey, he walked to the stage afterwards,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

gave me the one. That's what it was. Okay, that. Yeah. So one person gave me the, the, the.

[Monet X Change]

The meth Bull.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The Red Bull, the Red Bull vodka. And then someone else bought me a new one and I said, no, I'm not drinking that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's, that's, that's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That one gonna have meth. That's a mess, boy.

[Monet X Change]

So when he said you done me wrong cause you didn't drink it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Got it. Okay, there it was. Okay, so I did drink.

[Monet X Change]

So Bob, I have your two day chip.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome back. Keep coming back and works for breaks. Work for your rest of the living. You'll love me. I'm fucked up. All right, and on that note, thank you all so much for watching Silicro work Sam.