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Bob the Drag Queen
My name is bob the drag queen.
Monet X Change
And I'm monet x change. And this is simply rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Today on the podcast, we have Kid Fury.
Monet X Change
We talk all about why the goofy movie is a black film.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we found out what made Monet say this.
Monet X Change
In your pussy.
Kid Fury
And we find out what made Bob say this.
Bob the Drag Queen
But shout out to every white person who stayed black.
Monet X Change
And we find out what made Fury say this.
Kid Fury
It was inexcusable.
Monet X Change
Ladies and gentlemen, as I live and breathe, we have, I think, one of the top. One of the top commentators in culture. You have, honestly, one of my favorite voices. You are. You are. Don't make that face. You are.
Bob the Drag Queen
But we have. Oh, now we're being modest.
Monet X Change
The legendary.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just before the podcast, you was like, I'm that bitch. No one can come.
Monet X Change
The legendary Kid Fury here at Sibling Rivalry.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hi, Fury.
Kid Fury
Thank you for having me.
Bob the Drag Queen
You told your therapist you were there, bitch, yesterday.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Please tell me how. What the buildup to you, was it your therapist, like, telling you to affirm yourself, or is your therapist doubting you?
Kid Fury
No, I just jumped right in. It was like. It started as this thing of, you know, the normal. Where things going today. You know, what is. What am I leading up to? Can I. And I think just out of nowhere, I was like, it'll be fine. I'm fucking awesome. Everything about me is gonna be absolutely.
Monet X Change
Can I tell you, I broke up with my. With my last therapist because she told me to. No, no. But I broke up with my last therapist because she told me to break up with my boyfriend. And I was like, no, I got.
Jacob
I got it.
Monet X Change
I got. No, I gotta leave.
Kid Fury
You call her back.
Bob the Drag Queen
Honestly, she got an 8.
Monet X Change
I know she did.
Bob the Drag Queen
She got her in the moment.
Monet X Change
I was like, no, this bad advice. And I broke up with her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, your therapist should be leading you to your own conclusions, not giving. Your therapist shouldn't be like, here's what I recommend.
Monet X Change
Well, to be fair, she was leading me there and like, literally we were standing for the thing and I would drive around it and I would jump over it. I'll reverse look at it. And she'd be like. And she was like, bitch, break up with him. Yeah, it was that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she's a good therapist. I mean, I don't have an issue.
Kid Fury
My psychiatrist would be like, yeah, still talking to that one. How you feel about that?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, my therapist loves to help me come to my conclusions. And then once I get there and I have not done what he had said I had should have done, it is. You have a Male therapist.
Kid Fury
Psychiatrist, yeah. Black male. Thank God.
Bob the Drag Queen
How about you?
Monet X Change
Mine's a black female.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, mine's a black guy, but also, he's kind of hot.
Monet X Change
Is he straight? No.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus.
Kid Fury
Yikes.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm gonna sit and talk to a straight man about my feelings.
Kid Fury
I mean, it can be straight.
Jacob
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Look at that.
Kid Fury
Gets the job done. Honestly, I prefer it. I think. I prefer it because I think if my psychiatrist was gay, I would spend way too much time being familiar. I would be doing way too many girl. Cause, you know, it would not be. I don't think it would be too serious.
Monet X Change
Yeah, mine's a straight black woman. Well, sorry. I think she's queer, but more straight, lean.
Kid Fury
Everybody.
Monet X Change
I had a real. It's like everyone's queer now.
Bob the Drag Queen
I had a real mean Jamaican therapist.
Monet X Change
Ooh, I like that.
Kid Fury
Too far. That I won't do.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was mean. She was brutal. I mean, she was. To be fair, she was never wrong.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Nothing she ever said was wrong, but I was like, God damn.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know if it needed all that. If. If all that was necessary.
Kid Fury
That's Jamaican. That's just normal. That's just a beautiful. That's right. You Jamaican.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's right.
Monet X Change
Yeah. You're here with two West Indians, so. Yeah. So pop that you popped on West Indians the other day. Let your fury drag your ass and gather you by these little hairs.
Kid Fury
When I was here, you attempted a Jamaican accent, and it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was bad every time.
Kid Fury
It was inexcusable.
Monet X Change
It was.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was delicious.
Monet X Change
It's bad every time.
Bob the Drag Queen
1. The Best Day ever had. You sound a little like Tyla. Just a little bit. Little South African, little color.
Kid Fury
Did you hear that clip where someone was like, if you were a dance hall artist, what would your song be called to Tyler? And she was like, can I cuss?
Bob the Drag Queen
Rossclot. Pussyclot. Bumba clot.
Kid Fury
And I was like, no, she gets points for pussyclot, because that was very inside baseball.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is pussyclot a real thing? Yeah.
Kid Fury
Bumba clot. Ross clot, Pussyclot. Bloodseed.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I guess what these things mean?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, so bumbleclot is kind of like bumble clot. No, I said bumbleclot. I didn't say bumble.
Monet X Change
Yeah, bumble clot.
Kid Fury
Bumble clot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is what I said. I said bumble. I didn't say bumble clot. I said bumble clot. That's what you sound like.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I. I'm taking some Somali.
Kid Fury
That would be so fierce.
Bob the Drag Queen
It Was molly and an excedrin thing and then pussyclot. I'm gonna assume pussyclot is like, he used in a sentence.
Kid Fury
Yeah, sure. What if. Pussyclot. Y' all chop off.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, easy. Thanks for the context. So pussyclot means like, girl.
Kid Fury
They all mean the same thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
It means like, motherfuck, fuck.
Kid Fury
They're just expletives.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Kid Fury
Or expletives, however you say it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I knew that.
Monet X Change
I cannot. With the way you say it. Pussyclot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I don't have a.
Monet X Change
Like, it's like. You sound like there's a clot in your pussy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, that's what it sounds like. Pussycloth.
Kid Fury
I mean, yeah, just the words.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm collecting a lot of Caribbeans in my life. I don't know what's going on.
Monet X Change
That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm ending up with a lot of Caribbeans in my life. I don't know what's going on, but it's there. Y' all are multiplying.
Monet X Change
That's like me with sober.
Bob the Drag Queen
Y' all got wet.
Kid Fury
We're everywhere. We are everywhere. We're everywhere.
Bob the Drag Queen
There are 1.2 million Haitians living in America. I Googled it this morning.
Monet X Change
Is that. Is that. Is that a lot or a little bit? I don't know what you're saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's not nothing.
Monet X Change
I mean, but there are 330 million Americans. So 1.2. That's what. 1.2 is, like 3%.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's almost a tenth of the population of Haiti. Haiti has 12 million people.
Kid Fury
I have a Dade county public school education. I don't know what y' all talking about. There's way too many numbers.
Bob the Drag Queen
That would be like if 30 million Americans were living in Canada. All right? So we had to take issues however. You remember back when Pink was black? Yeah. And I feel like black Pink. My blackpink. That's my black Pink.
Monet X Change
Right.
Bob the Drag Queen
I kind of prefer. I wish she was black again. Is that crazy to say?
Monet X Change
No, I like that era of her. But do you know why? That's because Kandi Burris was doing, like, writing a lot of her music with
Kid Fury
her, and L. A Reid was her dad.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
What happened?
Kid Fury
And La Reid was her dad.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's. So we. I said it on my podcast. But shout out to every white person who stayed black.
Monet X Change
Like, who?
Kid Fury
Which one?
Bob the Drag Queen
There's really one Eminem. Everyone else unblack stayed. Yeah, Eminem, like, he did the black music, and he stayed the black music. Everyone else got really popular in black music and was like, psych. Lied. Lame ass.
Monet X Change
Okay, besides Pinkuels.
Bob the Drag Queen
Machine Gun Kelly.
Monet X Change
Machine Gun Kelly?
Kid Fury
What are you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
What did he do?
Jacob
Machine.
Bob the Drag Queen
Guy used to do black music. Now he don't do black music no more.
Monet X Change
What black music do you do?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ariana Grande used to do black music. She don't do black music no more.
Kid Fury
Well, that's fair. Ariana Grande used to be black.
Bob the Drag Queen
Mila Cyrus had a black vacation. Vacation in black.
Monet X Change
No, she, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
She.
Monet X Change
She. She twerked for one song.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her music album.
Monet X Change
Her music was bangers. The. The music was not really black. There was one. She just twerked. The music did not sound black.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you.
Monet X Change
Okay, which song? Which song?
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't listen. Did you not listen to the album? Yes.
Monet X Change
Which song?
Bob the Drag Queen
Breaking Ball is a black song?
Kid Fury
Not really.
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is not the. The. The you song. The fu. Song. She had a song called like you.
Kid Fury
I can't give you the names of the songs because I. I led with intent when it came to not knowing them, but I. She was consistently wearing jersey dresses and New Balances and, like, braiding hair and doing this.
Jacob
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
It wasn't just wrecking. I stand by Wrecking Ball is a black song. If Beyonce would have sang Wrecking Ball,
Monet X Change
it would be good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Wrecking Ball is a good song.
Monet X Change
I do like Wrecking Ball.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, yeah.
Kid Fury
The writing and composition of it is really good.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if you just had a blacker voice, if Beyonce came in with Wrecking Ball, I'd be like, yes, the black song.
Kid Fury
No, because a black person would be singing it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that's why it'll be black. As a black person saying, you know, what an eight.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it'll be everything. Oh, so Celine Dion.
Monet X Change
All right.
Kid Fury
Yeah. I don't know. I can't do her voice. Listen, you have a horrible Jamaican accent. I have a horrible Celine Dion impression. I can't do a French accent either.
Monet X Change
The French accent. I have a pretty good French accent, but my family is from Canada.
Bob the Drag Queen
Your French Canadian?
Kid Fury
Yeah. Oh, that's different. It is a little different.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's no way. I can't tell you what the difference is, but I know both of y'.
Monet X Change
All.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're like.
Monet X Change
I can't tell you what it sounds
Bob the Drag Queen
like, what the difference is, but it is different. It is. It is. A French Canadian accent cannot be the same as a French French accent. It cannot be the same.
Kid Fury
It's like a Haitian French accent.
Monet X Change
Oh, I don't know.
Kid Fury
Or like Creole.
Monet X Change
O Creole.
Kid Fury
Just like a little Jason.
Monet X Change
But your. Your. Your boyfriend is. Is Haitian. Can you give Us. The accent.
Bob the Drag Queen
My partner. That's crazy. Gendering my. That's crazy. I thought. I thought uses he.
Monet X Change
Him pronouns.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he. Use he and pronouns.
Kid Fury
So what is partner about?
Bob the Drag Queen
Partner is like how you show everyone that you're queer.
Monet X Change
But straight people have co opted it, right?
Kid Fury
Girl, get your own shit. Why are you always over here? I thought partner was what the gays would say when they were married, but they didn't want to say like husband, husband or wife? Wife.
Monet X Change
That's where I think. I feel like that's where it started. And then straight people started hearing it and so now they. Cause I have met so many straight couples at work or like, different things. I'm like, yeah, my partners, I'm assuming they're queer. And then this guy brings a lady up or a lady brings a guy up and they're fully just straight people. Could be a mistress.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think they want you to know they're allies. Yeah, they're like, ally speak Valentina. That's how I say my partner. Then this cisgender heterosexual couple shows up and you'd be like, oh, y'.
Jacob
All.
Kid Fury
You wanna be an ally?
Bob the Drag Queen
Invest.
Kid Fury
Fund. Donate to organizations, donate to the groups that need it. You know, pull over to the wellness centers and give. You don't need to be an ally of West Hollywood. You don't need to be a hot dog sundae bitch. You can stay your ass at home and talk to that twink of the water cooler like you're supposed to go home.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've always said that there's a difference between an advocate and ally. Ally. And then advocate is the next one you start advocating advocacy. You play video games like we do a lot. So you into Fortnite now?
Monet X Change
No.
Bob the Drag Queen
You not?
Monet X Change
No, I just started playing Fortnite and it's okay. I'm a very late fortnighter.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're against it?
Kid Fury
I'm 38.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm 40 and Fortnite is great.
Monet X Change
Diesel, I feel like you don't play it anymore, though. You're more of a League of Legends girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I played recently at home. I've started this new thing now. I have League of Legends, which I strongly recommend to anyone. But I only have it on my computer here at the office because I will say, I very embarrassingly, one time left my office at 4:30 in the morning because I was playing Fortnite. I mean, League of Legends, which is crazy.
Kid Fury
So you were here, here, and then you were playing League of Legends the whole time it hit 4:30 and then you did.
Monet X Change
Were you by yourself?
Bob the Drag Queen
That Is kind alone to quotes. Leaned down all by myself.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I'm like, I just don't like computer. Do you like computer games? I don't like computer games.
Kid Fury
Not as much as console.
Monet X Change
That's what I'm saying.
Kid Fury
But I'll play a couple. I love the Sims. You have to play the Sims on it.
Jacob
Okay.
Monet X Change
I started playing it on the PS5.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's.
Monet X Change
The Sims has gotten so complicated now. I remember it back in middle school, playing it on my Dell. On my Dell PC.
Kid Fury
Yes.
Monet X Change
Now it is like a full emergency. It's too much to do.
Kid Fury
First of all, it's way too hard to kill the Sims like it was when I was a kid. That was half of the murder.
Bob the Drag Queen
Murder's gotten too hard.
Kid Fury
Take the stairs out of the pool.
Bob the Drag Queen
You put a stove in the bedroom. Now I don't think.
Kid Fury
I don't even know if you can take the thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Imagine they just get to the edge, and I'd be like, whoa, this is ooky, kooky and spooky.
Kid Fury
I can't murder the Sims. Is it really fun? And then also, they all have, like, jobs and careers, and you have to remember to call their mom, and you have to, like, get the mail and then send mail back.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, we used to have a career. I used to want to be the burglar. Every time I played Sims, I was like, I'm gonna be the burglar.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Do they still have the burglar?
Kid Fury
I think so.
Monet X Change
I think so. But now. But now the worlds are, like. Are very, like, different. Like, they're like these, like, royal kingdoms. Like the newest one. Yes, the newest one has this, like, royal expansion pack.
Kid Fury
And there's a Star wars one.
Monet X Change
Bitch. Yeah. It's like the Sims cinematic universe is wild. It's hu.
Bob the Drag Queen
So when you play with Star wars, can you be specific? Like, are you, like, Luke and Darth Vader and Darth Maul?
Kid Fury
From what I remember, I don't think they're in it. But you can't. Like, it's set in some Star wars area. You could be Jedi or what the
Monet X Change
villains called the Dark Sith.
Kid Fury
Is it the lightsaber?
Bob the Drag Queen
I've never seen a Star wars movie.
Monet X Change
Same.
Kid Fury
Wow.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never.
Monet X Change
Have you?
Kid Fury
Yeah, I've seen, I think all of them.
Monet X Change
All of them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Never a TV show, never a Mandalorian, never a. Never a baby Yoda.
Monet X Change
I watched Andor a little bit. I watched a little bit of Andor, but.
Jacob
Okay.
Kid Fury
Andor is really, really good.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Andor is good. That's all I've watched.
Bob the Drag Queen
So when I would. When the Prince of Egypt came out,
Monet X Change
I looked at the lai li lai
Bob the Drag Queen
La la la la la la la
Monet X Change
la la la la la. Some of the best music in areas.
Bob the Drag Queen
I want to say this. Stephen Schwartz, is it? Yeah, Wicked.
Monet X Change
Wicked.
Bob the Drag Queen
The guy who did Wicked and Godspell and Pippin and his biggest hit, Queen of Version.
Monet X Change
Here we go. This. This theater fag about to list all his fucking pedigree.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't have time to list all of his stuff. That being said, when I believe when Prince of Egypt came out, Star Wars Episode 1 came out the same weekend, or at least they were in theaters at the same time. So me and my brother went to the theater because that's what you did in Clayton County. You go to the AMC 24. Is. It is a movie theater with 24 theaters in it. A movie complex. 24 theaters in it. And I went to go see Prince of Egypt. My brother went to go see Star Wars Episode one. And then he came back as a. As a. Whatever the Star wars version of a Trekkie is. He came back like something in that fucking movie turned him, and he was like, I'm about Star wars, the worst one. Oh, wow. I don't know. Is it. I don't know.
Kid Fury
He's fucking awful.
Bob the Drag Queen
Prince of Egypt was 1980. No. Oh, I was like, 89.
Kid Fury
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think that.
Kid Fury
I'm pretty sure episode one.
Monet X Change
Well, there's no way.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. They were in the theater at the same time. I don't know. Maybe the times. But I'm telling you, my brother went to go see Star Wars Episode 1. Maybe Prince of Beach was in for a long time. Maybe there was some crossover. But I remember going to the movie theater.
Kid Fury
He said, don't me. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Bob the Drag Queen
And my brother went to go see Star wars episode one. I remember being confused. Like, why is it episode one? Because it was 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3. That's how they came out.
Monet X Change
Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
Because apparently the guy who wrote. What's his name?
Monet X Change
George Lucas.
Bob the Drag Queen
George Lucas thought he. He was like, I'll never get him. I'll never get to one. I'm gonna start at four, because they'll never fund this.
Monet X Change
And look at that.
Bob the Drag Queen
And now look at her. Now Disney owns her.
Monet X Change
Okay, but what is the biggest. What is Jacob? Looks like. What is the biggest franchise? Is it. Is it Avatar? Is it Avatar? Avatar is the most grossing.
Kid Fury
It's like, probably the highest grossing.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I think Star wars has made more money than ever. There's. There's six movies, but just. Just on the name Star wars and then you have overall.
Kid Fury
Hell yeah.
Jacob
Cherish movies typically in theaters or like overall franchise.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's got to be.
Monet X Change
That would be Star wars, cuz. Yeah, Avatar is like one of the highest.
Kid Fury
Girl. Avatar is Blue Pocahontas. And then they ran out of ideas, but they don't.
Bob the Drag Queen
They only have two movies.
Monet X Change
No, three.
Kid Fury
There's three now.
Jacob
Probably made more money than the films, but like the franchises together.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Kid Fury
Which is. There's three Avatar movies.
Monet X Change
Yeah, there's Avatar, the Way of Water and Fire and Ash.
Kid Fury
Fire and Ash.
Bob the Drag Queen
When did Fire and Ash come out?
Monet X Change
Last year.
Bob the Drag Queen
Is that the one I saw?
Kid Fury
That was the one where there was like a, A, A female Avatar that was doing Molly and. And you're like, did you see that one?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, I did. She was doing the Way of Parties. What is it, Jacob?
Jacob
We saw the Way of Water.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Way of Water. I would Fire and K. I want to go ahead and say Fire and K. I would. I would Avatar and I feel like that is not a controversy.
Kid Fury
That was the movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was the movie. Would you an Avatar.
Kid Fury
They're in there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Would you one? No, Only if I can do.
Monet X Change
If only if we can do the little hair fucking. I want to. I don't want to.
Kid Fury
That seems kind of.
Bob the Drag Queen
You wouldn't fuck an Avatar if you
Kid Fury
could give me like a succinct reason why I would do that.
Bob the Drag Queen
They are very sexy.
Jacob
Okay.
Kid Fury
To some. Beauty's in the eye.
Bob the Drag Queen
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder. And those eyes so close together, I think they look beautiful.
Kid Fury
Sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
I liked. I like short people and tall people and they're obviously freakishly tall.
Kid Fury
So you don't like anybody who's just average?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, I will. I will go with something in the middle, but usually when I go to town, I will do a grinder filter. I do five, four, below. I do six, six.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Every. Wait, six, six and above. First thing I do six, six and over and then do five, four and under. Six, six.
Kid Fury
So how does the six, six part work out?
Monet X Change
Yeah, you look like maybe one person.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, there's less, there's less. There's not as many to choose from. But every once in a while I get. I get super tall.
Monet X Change
Six, six and above is crazy filtering six.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, one time I could hook up with someone who's six foot ten in Portland, Oregon. You know who you are. Shout out to you.
Kid Fury
And I bet she got cracked. Anyways, what were we talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it was a foreplay situation, but it was a one time fantasy.
Kid Fury
So this is what is helping you discover that there shouldn't be anything questionable about climbing a three story blue bitch to get your rocks off. I'm never doing that.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't like tall guys?
Kid Fury
Of course I like tall human beings.
Bob the Drag Queen
What's the tallest you hooked up with?
Kid Fury
Six. Six.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
And was it fun?
Kid Fury
It was a blast.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was great because they're six six, Right, right. What was you had?
Monet X Change
I think six seven. I think. But I think.
Kid Fury
Do they still do that?
Monet X Change
I think.
Kid Fury
What does that fucking mean?
Monet X Change
Nothing.
Bob the Drag Queen
The whole point. I mean nothing.
Monet X Change
I think, I think he said 6 7. I think he's more like a 6 foot 4 when he said that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. If you tell me you're 67 and I see you, you can tell when someone's over. I've always, I've always said this. In my opinion, 6 2, 63 is the end for guys of average tall. After 63 you have become freakishly. It's like get it, hurt it, stab it. It's a monster. After 6 foot 4, you are a freak of nature. For women this ends at 5:11. After 5:11 you are a freakishly tall woman.
Monet X Change
No, I would say I was at the 5 10. You're frequently tall as a woman.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whenever I am looking a woman in the eyes, we are making eye contact.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Once I was at a party and I turned around and I was looking Taylor Swift in her, her eyes.
Monet X Change
And you had heels on and I
Bob the Drag Queen
had on like a little, little cute.
Kid Fury
And you didn't turn to stone.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was like, this bitch is Taylor Swift is tall.
Monet X Change
I didn't realize she was that tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was looking in her eyes.
Monet X Change
So she's above 6ft.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's like, she had a little hill on.
Kid Fury
She has like a model frame.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's about 5 11, 5 10, 5' 11.
Kid Fury
Can we. Speaking of models, Zendaya has no, absolutely no reason. The nerve, the. I'm just talking about her beauty.
Bob the Drag Queen
All right, let's talk about is it
Kid Fury
is unreasonable, it's unfair and at the same time we need it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, God has favorites and she's one of us.
Bob the Drag Queen
We need it all about that one model. What's his name? He's like, he's. He's a straight. I guess he's straight, I don't know. Dark skinned guy. Which one he'd be modeling?
Kid Fury
Yeah, anything.
Monet X Change
Anything else? A black, black, dark skinned model.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's like a tall, dark skinned black model. He's so pretty. It's like Alton. Alton Alto?
Kid Fury
Yeah. Can you bring him up? I don't know who you.
Bob the Drag Queen
He is freakishly Alto. Alton Alto something. He is what?
Monet X Change
Him?
Bob the Drag Queen
Alton Mason.
Monet X Change
Alton.
Kid Fury
I'm so very sorry, sweetheart. I've never seen a hurt.
Monet X Change
I've never. When? I've never. I've never seen him on my feed. Never seen him anywhere.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stay.
Kid Fury
I agree. You are very, very handsome.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stay on this one.
Monet X Change
With this blouse.
Bob the Drag Queen
The dress.
Monet X Change
No, the Edison pack wig.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, you mean.
Monet X Change
No, you mean
Bob the Drag Queen
he got the 103,000 on so freakishly good looking and it. You ever been around someone so beautiful, it makes you a little bit uncomfortable?
Monet X Change
Have you met him in real life?
Bob the Drag Queen
Never.
Monet X Change
Not once. Oh, you know what? I'm so interested, I'm so curious of the Love island to model pipeline. Have you seen this?
Bob the Drag Queen
I saw one girl.
Monet X Change
No, they're all like, now Kate is about to be a model for this thing. She's walking some show. Like they become these models.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you're. You're a Love island hater.
Kid Fury
It's not that I'm a hater, it's just that specific aspect of it. It's Influencer Island. You're not going there to make anything but money.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, also they should be giving them. They win a hundred thousand dollars, you have to split it with someone else. If they agree. $50,000 to publicly humiliate yourself is crazy.
Monet X Change
But they're gonna wait.
Kid Fury
They make so much more to the baddies.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You could not pay me in bitcoin to go on baddies.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Baddies is.
Monet X Change
That's where. That's where Chrisean is from. Right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Because he watched that shit. I know a baddie watch it when I watch it. You couldn't pay me.
Monet X Change
I couldn't do it.
Kid Fury
I wouldn't be caught dead on set.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I. If I go to your house and you have a Zeus subscription. We need to talk. We need to have a conversation about why you're giving money to Maddie. What's her name?
Monet X Change
Natalie.
Bob the Drag Queen
Natalie Nunn.
Monet X Change
But honestly, good for her.
Kid Fury
She is a.
Monet X Change
She's a self made.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, not good for her.
Kid Fury
Yeah. I refuse to say that she's the
Bob the Drag Queen
Tyler Perry of reality.
Monet X Change
No, no, no. She found a niche that is clearly being filled. If people want to watch it. And I don't think she should be ashamed for that.
Kid Fury
I wouldn't even call her the Tyler Perry, because Tyler Perry, as much as I hate his work, he works.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I will say every once in a while, Tyler Perry has a banger.
Kid Fury
When's the Last time.
Monet X Change
When was the last one?
Bob the Drag Queen
The one about the flight. The flight, Ladies, the people flying.
Kid Fury
No one else.
Monet X Change
Tyler Perry did not do hidden figures.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, that's Astronauts.
Kid Fury
Stop. That train was RuPaul.
Monet X Change
Oh, oh, oh, oh. The one on. On Netflix, Matias.
Kid Fury
Oh, you're talking about the one actually. The one that's based on the one.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. I didn't know the 666. The one with Kerry Washington in it. Yes, the Carrie Washington movie.
Kid Fury
Yeah, the 666.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's crazy.
Monet X Change
No, it's called, like, that's Crazy Battalion.
Bob the Drag Queen
666 or 6. Do you know what? 666.
Monet X Change
The triple.
Bob the Drag Queen
666. Triple 8. Close. But 666 is crazy.
Kid Fury
It really isn't. That's the mark of the beast. And then this is just Black Women.
Monet X Change
This was with Tyler Perry did this movie?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, he wrote it, he directed it, and he also was a. Was a big producer on For Colored Girls, which, to be fair, the new For Color Girl is not as good as the original For Colored Girls.
Monet X Change
New. The new one, like, after there's Two for Colored Girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Are you talking about the one with
Kid Fury
Janet Jackson in it or the other one?
Bob the Drag Queen
So the original one has Alfre Woodard. That one. Oh, you're talking about, like.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that one.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's the OG from, like, the 70s.
Kid Fury
Yeah, it was a play.
Monet X Change
Is it good?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, really good.
Monet X Change
Is it better than the Tyler Perry one? Yes.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the top of her head is Whoopi Goldberg. So, you know, obviously I love Whoopi.
Monet X Change
Every time I think of Alfred Wooded, I just think of Holiday Heart and her with the bike at the end.
Bob the Drag Queen
I got the bike.
Kid Fury
Most of us think of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Got the bike. I watch Holiday Heart at times.
Monet X Change
Every time I think of her name, I just see that scene.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I will say, when I think of Ving Rhames, he's a drag queen.
Monet X Change
Yeah. From Holiday Heart.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ving Rhames. Whenever someone goes Ving Rhames, Immediate image. Ving Rhames. Crying as a dragon.
Kid Fury
Okay, so I'm a hood rat. When I think Ving Rhames, the first thing I think of is his ass and Baby Boy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember we was in the kitchen cooking
Kid Fury
for Jodie's mama, and you had that full shot of him.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have a favorite line from Baby Boy. My favorite one is $40.
Kid Fury
Oh, yeah. $40. Anytime something's $40, I think of that every time.
Bob the Drag Queen
And no one knows what I mean when I say $40.
Monet X Change
That means they're being really black.
Kid Fury
I think my favorite line is when Yvette is chasing Jodie out the house, they're arguing on his steps. And there's this one part where she goes, I' ma do what the fuck I want to do.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also like, let me smell your dick.
Kid Fury
That was.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me smoke.
Monet X Change
Okay, now. Okay. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
My favorite gay dick smelling is gonna go different than.
Kid Fury
I'm not doing it.
Monet X Change
I'm not smelling none smelling gay dick.
Bob the Drag Queen
You about to.
Kid Fury
You could just grab the front of the pants and go like. You don't have to go down there.
Monet X Change
You know what I mean? The worst is when you are in like some type of party situation or with a back room and like you.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I vomit. Go ahead.
Monet X Change
And you just smell.
Kid Fury
I love that you said back room and not darkroom. Cause I just watched Backrooms last night.
Monet X Change
Okay. I need to watch it. Is it good? Is it worth it?
Kid Fury
I really enjoyed it.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Kid Fury
I can't believe that a 20 year old directed it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think he's 20 or 20.
Monet X Change
He's 20.
Kid Fury
Kane Parsons.
Monet X Change
I don't even know him.
Kid Fury
Complete jit. Made a very, very good movie.
Bob the Drag Queen
We need to talk about the hit horror suspense film Obsession.
Monet X Change
I watched it last night.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, what's the face?
Monet X Change
You hate it.
Kid Fury
Phenomenal.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so good.
Monet X Change
It is really good. Ok, I am like in the middle.
Bob the Drag Queen
They're about to leave the room.
Kid Fury
Oh, I'm not gonna say anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I'm about to spoil.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Bob loves to spoil us.
Bob the Drag Queen
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The best line is they're laying in bed where they were laying in that bed. First of all, he is. He's not. This guy's not. Well, then she got a. Yeah, she got a grip on Bear and Bear tried to get out. She goes.
Monet X Change
The yelling was. The yelling was ticking me out. I will say it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said it is. So to be fair, I would have stayed too.
Monet X Change
It is a horror movie. That is because I feel like oftentimes we see horror movies lately and the entire thing is spoiled. I was genuinely shocked and scared. Like watching a lot of the movie. I was like, oh, my God, I did not see that coming. Or horror.
Kid Fury
I thought a lot of it was going to be strictly psychological horror. But then there are moments of it where it's like, oh, this is horror.
Jacob
Horror.
Monet X Change
This is scary.
Kid Fury
Like flat out scary.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think also the scariest thing she did was actually after she did the reverse walk and then she was like, yes, that was.
Kid Fury
That was so funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
That shit. She went zur. Ba boo zi da da.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was really cool. Also, I love how, like, the thing when he left for the. Well, her duct taping the entire door shut. Like, if you're having problems at the
Bob the Drag Queen
door, maybe you should just stay at home.
Kid Fury
That was so.
Monet X Change
And then coming back and she just completely shit. Vomit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Vomit and piss all of herself.
Monet X Change
Piss all of herself. That was kind of wild.
Kid Fury
That was insane.
Monet X Change
My problem with it is the ending. I don't think it should have ended with her snapping out of it.
Kid Fury
I thought that was amazing. It was really, really heartbreaking.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I thought it was a great issue. Everyone in the group is gone.
Monet X Change
Yeah, all of them.
Bob the Drag Queen
The whole group is gone.
Kid Fury
My issue with the ending is that Bear got to actually feel love before he died.
Bob the Drag Queen
But did Bear feel it or did the other Bear feel it? Because they kind of established that she.
Kid Fury
Oh, yeah. Like the other Bear, I guess technically felt.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that. Oh, my God. First of all, the fact that his immediate thought wasn't, go get another one wish Willow. The fact that his immediate thought wasn't going. And also, I do hate this one trope in movies where you're trying to say something, but the other person just won't let you talk. This is a big trope. It's like the Empire Stadium is about to explode. You have 30 seconds left. And I'm just saying, if you just press the button. But the person's like. And always it's like, okay, I get it. I hear you. I just need you to press this button. And of course, they will never let you say the thing you need to say before you press the button. And then when he goes, I want a fucking billion bucks. I would have been like, then I started swinging.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Monet X Change
But I think the reason why he doesn't go get the one, which will. I think what the director did is that. Cause even though how twisted and fucked up and demented it was a piece of him liked that he was having this with her. So that's why he didn't immediately get it.
Kid Fury
He always wanted her to be who he wanted her to be.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Kid Fury
In that same scene where she does the thing, he's like, why can't you be like Nick?
Bob the Drag Queen
Why you just can't be Nicky. Act like Nikki.
Kid Fury
Act like Nikki.
Monet X Change
Yeah, girl.
Kid Fury
Get the very. I hated Bear.
Bob the Drag Queen
How far would you. If you were Bear, how far would it have taken you to do something besides try to damage control?
Kid Fury
Like, how.
Bob the Drag Queen
When would you have lost? Like, it's a wrap.
Kid Fury
The moment that I can't remember. It's very early in. But he goes home not too long after the wish thing. And like, I think she said. I think it was when she said that she was gonna ride home with the others.
Bob the Drag Queen
Remember, he was like. I was like, I'm just getting my bag. Like, yeah.
Kid Fury
And then she popped up at the
Bob the Drag Queen
house and was in the window in the.
Kid Fury
Like, just standing there, her eyes glowing. That's when I would have been like, so. God, I try to take your power into my own hands. I fucked up. How do we.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wouldn't have let that bitch was in my house.
Monet X Change
Okay, but do you. Do you. Do you. Do you kill her? Do you kill yourself?
Kid Fury
I didn't kill myself.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, you got to kill yourself because it's your fault.
Kid Fury
It's my fault. Why should I kill her? She didn't do anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's crazy. So you ruin her life also. How do you know she's not trapped in some alternate dimension now? He said the curse is only broken
Monet X Change
until when you kill yourself.
Kid Fury
And mind you. Then he put her on her phone.
Bob the Drag Queen
She was screaming, oh, yeah.
Monet X Change
But I don't think I could bring him because the scene where he's like. He's like, do I. I know I'm saying. But I just couldn't. I guess taking the pills was fully
Kid Fury
blew my head off.
Monet X Change
I could. I. I don't think I could ever pull the trigger. Pull the trigger.
Kid Fury
By the time you pull the triggers
Monet X Change
over, I couldn't pull it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would have took the pills and put something on TV so I can like, go down, watch the dream girls. I would have took my pills, put on dream girls, and it'd be like, move, Mickey.
Kid Fury
Let's just watch love after lockup.
Monet X Change
Yeah, the pills are slow. Pulling a trigger is like, that's.
Bob the Drag Queen
But did you go down watch it here in Jennifer all day? My love is just like that Titanic. Look at me.
Kid Fury
I don't think.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think I would have made it that far. I don't know how long that stuff worked.
Kid Fury
They would have turned the wigs around, and I would have turned my life around.
Monet X Change
Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. Would I make it to turn the wigs around? Turn the wigs around. Can I say, turn your wigs around has the same feeling as your teachers that take your robes off.
Monet X Change
Yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I feel like no one's having that conversation.
Monet X Change
I think so.
Bob the Drag Queen
Turn your wigs around is the exact same film mechanics of your teachers.
Monet X Change
Take your robes off. Yeah. I agree.
Bob the Drag Queen
It didn't really change anything for the performer, but it gave them the confidence to go out there and be unique because they got to turn their wheels around.
Kid Fury
I couldn't agree more.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I'd agree.
Kid Fury
It's kind of the same energy.
Bob the Drag Queen
So you have a podcast called Furious Thoughts.
Monet X Change
I do, which I've been a guest on it.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Great time. He asked you and you said no.
Kid Fury
That's not true. I asked him and he did say yes, but then I'd be doing stuff.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'm always down to come.
Kid Fury
Yeah, you were on Moulin Rouge. Always traveling, always doing some Madonna.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I'll be. I'll be. Listen, I'll be. I will have. I'm down to have some. To share some furious thoughts that I have on my own.
Kid Fury
I'm sure that you have many.
Bob the Drag Queen
So after all these years of podcasting, what made you decide it's time to do a solo pod?
Kid Fury
What made you do a solo pod?
Bob the Drag Queen
I used to actually. I had a solopod years, so I actually started my solopod during the lockdown and I just. I actually have been podcasting for years. I had a podcast called Coffee with the Queens years ago. So I've been legit, maybe like probably 15 years in the podcast game.
Jacob
And.
Kid Fury
Okay, well, calm down. Don't scream.
Bob the Drag Queen
And then I just. I wanted to, you know, have my own thing where I can say stuff and do my own thing. So I started. I started Only Child as like a one off during the lockdown. I did Lucy Stool, Double Misfit, who's this battle rapper that I'm obsessed with. And then Jinx Monsoon, that took a big break. And then I would do one offs here and there. Then I finally started to get into it and I just wanted to have another outlet for my ideas and my venues. A venue for my ideas and outlets.
Kid Fury
Where'd you start? Monet Talks?
Monet X Change
I started Monet Talks. I do like to talk. I do like talking about things. I wanted to do something that was just like my own thing, that didn't have to involve this screaming that this bitch wasn't screaming halfway through the podcast and being ridiculous. Ridiculous and over the top.
Kid Fury
So I started Furious Thoughts because I have been looking at the Internet and social media and sort of like the climb from social media to all of these other things. Sort of the same pipeline that I had growing up. It's very confusing now. Like, I'm not a big TikTok, girly. TikTok to me feels a lot like channel surfing. We were kids where you just like hit a thing and just find something to watch. And my brain just does not compute when it comes to that sort of thing. But I understood that we're kind of like in a different age of communicating and sharing platforms and speaking, and I wanted an opportunity to a, address how. How much I feel like a fish out of water in that respect, and B, most of all, I wanted to return to the YouTube era when I was like 19, 20 years old.
Bob the Drag Queen
How old are you now?
Kid Fury
38.
Bob the Drag Queen
38, that's right.
Kid Fury
You did say that, 38.
Jacob
But I.
Bob the Drag Queen
Look, honestly, do you do any Botox or anything? I have a little Botox. I have more than a little Botox.
Monet X Change
If you told me you were 31, I'd be like, yeah, that sounds about right.
Kid Fury
Thanks, Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
If you told me you were 7 years old, I'd be like, sounds about right.
Kid Fury
It's rough now, though, because I went to the, To Ralph's the other day to go get some costumigos.
Bob the Drag Queen
Love Ralph's.
Kid Fury
And they don't car. They don't ask anymore.
Monet X Change
I know. They stopped carting. That's, that's. That was, that was a tough day for me.
Kid Fury
If you looked like you were 70, I'd ask.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went to go buy cigarettes for someone on my 18th birthday. It was my 18th birthday and I remember being like, I was doing Little Shop of Whores at this community theater in the Atlanta, Georgia area and said, I need cigarettes. Oh, give me the money, I'll go buy it. I want to get carded. Ooh, it's gonna be delicious. I walked up to that little counter, I said, I'll have the Marlboro Lights, please. He goes, here you go, right? I said, I said, I said, you don't wanna ID me? He goes, here you go. He goes, you don't. He goes, you don't look a day over. He tried to make it come. You don't look a day over 18. I said, I'm not a day over 18. I'm not even one full day legitimately, I would say.
Monet X Change
But in New York, they like, even New Yorker New York, like bodegas, they never card. So, like, that's. They don't ever card you. But I'm like, aren't they afraid of getting in trouble? Like, what if they sound like a little undercover agent to like, get them fucked up?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think they're undercover. I think the cops got a lot to worry about in New York City. And I don't think. I don't think Bodega's selling 4 loco to 16 year olds is at top of their list.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I used to buy four loco at like 14, 15.
Kid Fury
I've had one and a half. Four locos in my life.
Monet X Change
Like the. Okay, the New Earth, the original. Oh, it was so good. Was it? Yes. Girl, you can get fucked up on a half a can.
Kid Fury
The first time I had a four. Look, I was out of town with some friends. And all I know is because I was told afterwards that I blacked out on the bathroom floor of the hotel room and I began singing my ex's name to the tune of Judas by Lady Gaga. This is a true story. I couldn't make it up.
Monet X Change
Marques. Marcus, right?
Kid Fury
That's what Four Loko did.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marcus Gaga, legitimately, are you a monster?
Kid Fury
I like her. I wouldn't say I'm a monster, but I have continuously said that Lady Gaga is what white people want Taylor Swift to be like when they compare her to Beyonce in terms of star power performance. I would give that to Lady Gaga before I would give it to Taylor Swift.
Bob the Drag Queen
But Lady Gaga is obviously one of the most talented pop stars in the game right now.
Kid Fury
She's also a fag. They don't like that.
Bob the Drag Queen
One time I saw Lady Gaga walking down the street and this is like, like height, like, born this way. This is when she was doing the black and white with those giant moles on her face. And we were in hell's kitchen on 9th. I was on the. The west side, on the east side. We were walking and she was just. Just like. Just walking with maybe like three or four gays. And she was. It looked like she was like leaving industry and headed to the Ritz. That's what it looked like.
Monet X Change
This was nighttime.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, because I was leaving the Ritz and headed the industry. And then she's on the street. And I was like, lady Gaga. And then she literally just went, word. And I was like. I remember thinking to myself, oh, my God, why, bitch? Why you on the street? And another of my friends said they saw her on the train. And I believe the story. Cause he said he saw her. He was on the train. This is like right after the fame. And she was sitting on the train. And then he looks up and he goes. And then she just went. That's such a. That's such a great. That is such a great moment in my. That's how. That's how I want it to be. That's how it should feel.
Kid Fury
I think I'm processing this in my head. At the same time, I don't have an issue with it. It's so fascinating because, like, it looks silly and drunk. As fuck. But it's also. It's your thing. Yeah, it's like a little.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's so cut to me.
Kid Fury
It's pretty cute. I wish I could have seen that in person.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's the only one that has one of those. Like, Beyonce can be like, right?
Kid Fury
I don't know that we know she will at most do this. And that's not. That's her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Ain't that like a sorority thing?
Monet X Change
No, don't talk about it.
Kid Fury
Well, the Deltas don't talk about it.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. That is the Delta.
Kid Fury
They had a fierce back and forth. Oh, is it Delta and the rock.
Bob the Drag Queen
You also don't remember when Beyonce joined the sorority for a season? She was on a step team. Homecoming. During homecoming, Beyonce was like, I'm on the step team.
Monet X Change
I'm in a band. It was her own sorority.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, but I joined. Beyonce would love to be like, and now I do ballroom. Beyonce was like, for one season, I'm doing ballroom. And now I am. I'm in a band.
Monet X Change
Okay, here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a majorette.
Monet X Change
Now. Here's my thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
She loves to cosplay.
Monet X Change
And now I'm a cosplayer. Someone like Beyonce who did not get to have those experiences because she was busy becoming a global international superstar. I feel like she is. I feel like it is cool. And not just her, but anyone. If you were not able to have those experiences for whatever reason, like, you can try them out and do them. I don't think she's saying that this is I made this, or this is I popularized this.
Bob the Drag Queen
She didn't say she made it.
Monet X Change
She's just partaking in the culture.
Kid Fury
So JoJo Siwa should be on College Hill.
Monet X Change
Oh, they should put. I would love if JoJo Siwa was on College Hill. I would be obsessed with that.
Kid Fury
I would not stop watching it.
Monet X Change
It would be such great television.
Kid Fury
What are your thoughts on Plane Jane being on Project One Way?
Monet X Change
Ridiculous.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've only seen the highlights.
Monet X Change
She was doing a bit. Plane Jane did not go on that show because she seriously thought that she was gonna, like. Like, there's no way she's not a seamstress.
Jacob
Like that.
Kid Fury
It seems like the common idea or sentiment is.
Monet X Change
And she was.
Kid Fury
She brought her in for fun.
Monet X Change
She wanted to go on there and be like a shitster, which is when she only lasted well, Spoiler alert. One and a half episodes.
Bob the Drag Queen
You didn't give them enough time.
Monet X Change
Whatever.
Kid Fury
I damn sure I do the countdown.
Monet X Change
That's you. I'm not you. I'm me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wow. Bad for you.
Monet X Change
This is me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I ask you a question? At what age do you just become Fury? Is it like a, like a little bow wow, bow wow situation? Are you gonna be like on your 40th birthday?
Kid Fury
I was like, what are you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
On your 40th birthday? You're like, my name is now Fury.
Kid Fury
I'm never gonna do that, man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Fury. No, I'm Guy Fury.
Monet X Change
Guy Fury.
Kid Fury
And I mean, she is tickled. She is overboard cracked by this.
Monet X Change
If there's one thing Bob would do is crack himself up.
Kid Fury
I mean, it was good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, that's great. It was because I thought of it in the moment. I didn't have free plan. So I get it. I experienced it when you experienced it.
Jacob
Yeah,
Bob the Drag Queen
it's Keith Fury the whole time, forever. Because a rebrand of Fury could be epic. Why 40th birthday? I think it looks like suits now. We do you wanna make money? Wear a suit. Put on a suit. You are now in suits. And I think you're. I think you're growing locks. I think you're wearing locks. I think you're in suits and I think you wear a lot of rings.
Kid Fury
You also thought black Machine Gun Kelly made black music, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
And then Wiz Khalifa. I will argue anyone to the ground. Wiz Khalifa is sexy. And y' all who are acting like.
Jacob
I don't think.
Monet X Change
People are not saying he's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
And the sexies.
Monet X Change
People are not saying he's not sexy.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're saying that people are saying he's not sexy. I'm on the Internet. People are saying he's not even good looking.
Monet X Change
Well, that's people who are just contrarian.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which is crazy because Wiz Khalifa is inarguably a conventionally attractive person. That is. What's his name? That's Meryl.
Monet X Change
Conventionally attractive.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wiz Khalifa is conventionally attractive. He is a good looking, conventionally attractive man.
Kid Fury
Okay, follow up question to that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where he has a beautiful face, he has a beautiful body, he's tall, he has great hair, he has nice teeth, he has big hands. When I do my little.
Jacob
My little.
Bob the Drag Queen
My little six, six. And Wiz might make the cut.
Monet X Change
I don't think Wiz.
Bob the Drag Queen
How tall is Wiz? Cleaver, Jacob?
Monet X Change
I'm going to guess six, four. Six, two.
Kid Fury
Six, four.
Monet X Change
I'm going to say six two.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's definitely taller than me. I feel it. Six four.
Monet X Change
Oh, wow. No, six' four.
Bob the Drag Queen
What are you.
Monet X Change
What is top? What's Khalifa's six' four. Although some older database list him slightly lower than six' two.
Kid Fury
AI Overview bitch. You don't know what you're talking about.
Monet X Change
I'm so tired of her.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm good with heights. I'm usually good at looking at people and being like, this person is roughly this height.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Kid Fury
You know what the AI overview just did? What? Took the actual information, but then also grabbed one little tiny post that had two upvotes on Reddit. And I was like, I think she's 6, 2, 6 2. And then she's like, well, possible the bitch is short.
Bob the Drag Queen
Wes Khalifa Gibbs. Taller than me. And I'm. And I'm. I'm. I think he's tall. I am average tall. End of average tall. After me.
Monet X Change
You're not. If he said this, you're not. Six' two is not average tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
How would you know? Short ass bitch. Because actually, you know, Mickey Mouse.
Monet X Change
Look up, look up the Jacob. I saw this. A doctor's talking about this on TikTok. Dr. Jessica Kirk, the average. Like, only 4% of. Only 4% of the population of men are taller than 6 foot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said average tall. Average tall.
Monet X Change
Average, average tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't. I've never said I'm average height, but I am a tall person. When you see me, I'm not a freak of nature. You're like. Like, when I meet people, most of the time my height is not even part of the conversation.
Kid Fury
When I watched it here a second ago, I literally said, I forgot you're so tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wasn't listening.
Kid Fury
Well, thank you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, I was talking to your pr.
Kid Fury
This is my manager.
Bob the Drag Queen
Manager. I was talking to your man. I haven't been talking to your manager, but when I put on a heel, you're ginormous. People cannot stop talking about how tall I am.
Monet X Change
I think I'm just desensitized. I'm desensitized to tall because, like, I'm around so many tall people. So I don't really see, like, you and Naomi Kim. Y' all are all tall.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they're. Well, Naomi's boarding on Freak of Nature.
Monet X Change
She's six foot three.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's in. She's real close to looking like a fucking avatar. She's in the fucking.
Kid Fury
Does Naomi wear anything smaller than like a six inch? Like, she always seems, like, always like a four, like a four or five.
Bob the Drag Queen
She doesn't wear crazy. She doesn't wear crazy heels. Actually, I used to wear like crazy heels. Now I'm doing like a 4 or 5 inch hill for the most part. Unless I'm wearing like a platform. Then the platforms are crazy. But for the most part, I have leveled to, like, a. But some of these girls, like, like, jumbo, jumbo, jumbo, Jimbo. She be in these, like, giant monster platforms. I can't. I can't. It's a wrap on me for those.
Kid Fury
I can go for it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I have this one pair of heels that I've always said, if I ever win one of the big four awards, I'm gonna wear these heels.
Monet X Change
The gold ones.
Bob the Drag Queen
The gold. They broken down.
Monet X Change
I gave you those.
Bob the Drag Queen
Thank you. They are so broken down and tired.
Monet X Change
I do give you those.
Bob the Drag Queen
I said, thank you. What do you want to do? Suck your dick on the podcast? Okay, I'm pass.
Monet X Change
Oh, okay.
Kid Fury
Y' all are literally brothers.
Bob the Drag Queen
But that being said, I was at this show one time on this cruise ship, and this guy came in and he was like, bob, I gotta tell you are so insanely talented. I said, thank you so much. He goes, but why are you doing drag? You gotta cut this drag stuff if you're ever gonna win one of those big awards. You're not gonna do it in those shoes. And he pointed at the fucking shoes I was wearing. He goes, you're not gonna do it in those shoes. And that was the last day I ever wore those shoes. Like, I have to preserve these shoes because one day I'm gonna have to wear these motherfucking shoes on stage to accept my big award. And that is why I still have those shoes to this day. They are raggedy.
Kid Fury
Who is this person?
Bob the Drag Queen
Some guy. He was like.
Monet X Change
He was like, drunk faggot on a boat.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was like, I'm a blank blank with beep bop boop. I do this, that and the other. I don't even know who he was.
Monet X Change
Are you wearing these slippers on the podcast? Bitch, are you in prison? The fuck are you doing?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, not everyone can afford high end balenciagas or whatever.
Kid Fury
Drag is dead. Don't none of y' all hoes dress up no more? Exactly.
Bob the Drag Queen
You have a whole closet of tens
Monet X Change
of thousands of shoes over there. You wore these prison slides.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wear these slides. I feel good.
Kid Fury
When did you wear the Rita Repulsa wig?
Bob the Drag Queen
I wore that on the Sibling Rivalry tour. The first time we did it? No, not the first time, but our biggest tour. And I did a Rita Repulsa number. So I have a whole Rita Repulsa costume with, like, the cone boobs and the. Here it is. This is me.
Monet X Change
Do you know all the clips?
Bob the Drag Queen
And I did my song Bitch Like Me.
Monet X Change
Do you know all the clips of Rita Repulsa? They were it was the actual person from the Japanese Power Rangers, and they just overdubbed it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, yeah.
Kid Fury
All the actions her mouth is in. Touching. Yeah, all the fight scenes, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
There she is.
Monet X Change
The fight scenes. The Putty Patrol. The Putty Patrol. Honestly, they were hot.
Kid Fury
I kind of thought they were cute, too.
Monet X Change
I would sleep with a lot of the Putty Patrol.
Kid Fury
I would sleep with them.
Bob the Drag Queen
Show me an image of the Putty Patrol, Jacob.
Kid Fury
So I can see gay men in little silver jumpsuit.
Monet X Change
Yeah, they were hot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would say. Who I would have smashed. And this is my Gordon child to hear me out. Bebop and Rocksteady.
Monet X Change
Who the fuck is Bebop and Rocksteady?
Kid Fury
The rhino and the.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think he was a hippo or something, baby. Bebop and Rocksteady.
Monet X Change
Oh, from Ninja.
Bob the Drag Queen
From. From Warthog. Yeah, Bebop and Rocksteady were definitely hot. I can see that 100. I remember being like, Bebop and Rocksteady could get it.
Kid Fury
Okay, Is Rocksteady the war hog?
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel. I don't remember, but I feel like Bebop is the hog and Rocksteady is the rhino.
Kid Fury
The warthog power bottom.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I see that for big bottom.
Kid Fury
Insatiable.
Bob the Drag Queen
Big bottom.
Kid Fury
Yeah, the rhino verse.
Bob the Drag Queen
I actually think that the rhino is actually like a monogamous. Like, he's like, I'm a relationship bottom. And I'm a like. But I. I think the rhino is really into monogamy, and it's not in the streets. And Bebop is at the party, twirling, living his life on Molly. And Rocksteady's like, the other one's like, I just like to stay at home, play Scrabble, baby. Let's watch a movie or something.
Jacob
You know what I mean?
Kid Fury
And truly in love with Rocksteady, but can't keep Rocksteady out the streets. And so it's like. It's a tough go for it. So are we accepting the fact that Magneto and. And Perfect SRX are also gay?
Monet X Change
Are they?
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, they're siblings.
Monet X Change
They're not siblings. What the are you talking about?
Bob the Drag Queen
They're like brother in law or something.
Monet X Change
No, they're not. Not even close, babe.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, Professor X is the. Oh, Sabertooth is Professor's brother.
Kid Fury
No, Juggernaut is Professor X. Juggernaut.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's who it is. He got a brother somewhere. There's a brother somewhere. Did you know that Juggernaut's not a mutant?
Monet X Change
Yes, we know this.
Kid Fury
He's not.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not a mutant.
Monet X Change
He's Not.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's magical. Okay. His power is so. When they, like, do all the mutant shit and they, like, demutinize mutants, he is good because his power comes from, like an otherworldly God.
Kid Fury
I don't think I knew that.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gagged.
Monet X Change
I know that.
Kid Fury
I thought Juggernaut was just aggressive.
Monet X Change
Are you guys excited for the new X Men and the new cinematic?
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I ask a quick question before
Monet X Change
we ask that question?
Bob the Drag Queen
So why is the Juggernaut foreign?
Monet X Change
Why is he foreign?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Kid Fury
I don't know why he has another accent.
Monet X Change
But in some. But only in.
Kid Fury
Only in Jake probably got two different dances.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jake, where'd you get out from?
Monet X Change
Only in Zack Snyder's, though. I don't think he is in other. Not Zack Snyder.
Kid Fury
I feel like he had an accent in the cartoon when I was a kid. Did he? I think. I don't remember. I haven't watched it in a long time.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hey, can I ask another question? Why was Cynthia Erivo not British and wicked?
Monet X Change
She was. She didn't have an accent?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she had an American accent.
Monet X Change
I don't remember.
Kid Fury
Couldn't tell you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it doesn't say.
Kid Fury
Why wasn't she Jewish?
Bob the Drag Queen
But she is British, so why does she have to do an American accent? But they do this a lot in film. And like, for example, in. How are you into Les Mis at all? Obviously not. I don't even know why I asked that. I don't even know what Gavroche. Everyone in Les Mis is French. Everybody in Les Mis is French. I figured there's this one character named Gavroche, his name is French, but whenever anyone does it, he has a thick, thick Cockney accent. I'm assuming it's because the original actor who played him had a Cockney accent. But why does. Why does he have to keep being like. Like, why does that have to happen? Jacob has a thought.
Jacob
Oh, it's because he's supposed to be a working class person in French. He's like a poor French person. So. But because it premiered in London and it's a London cast, they're using, like the working class British accent to portray his status in the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
Why can't he be. Why can't he be from. From bed stuff?
Monet X Change
Did you say because it premiered and they're doing.
Bob the Drag Queen
I know, but I'm saying after this is done, we have moved. It's not even in London no more. We got. It is in London actually still in West End. I saw it recently. It was pretty good, actually.
Monet X Change
But isn't it set in London?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it's in France. Oh, Late Miz. It's the French Revolution. You think the French Revolution happened in London?
Monet X Change
I don't know anything about that. I've never seen the show. I've never seen. I don't know anything about that.
Kid Fury
Like an Opa Loca accent.
Monet X Change
Opalaka.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I've seen you going on Threads and getting these people together who are so upset about. Cause. What's his name?
Bob the Drag Queen
Ryan Coogan.
Kid Fury
Coogler.
Monet X Change
They just announced the new David Johnson. Yeah, David Johnson. And I love that you were on there being like, y'.
Jacob
All.
Monet X Change
Like, can you. Can we just get it the fuck together? Like, it's not that deep. It is a cinematic universe. Like, calm your tits.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Kid Fury
I think that nerds are incredibly insufferable a lot of the time, because there's no I'm one. There's. It's, like, there. You have to find something to nitpick, always. Especially when it comes to comic book shit, because it could be an amazing piece of film, and someone will be like, well, did you realize that Tchallas name actually has two apostrophe? It's always something fucking dumb shit. Pointless.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Kid Fury
And I saw that shit yesterday on Threads, and I was like, today's gonna be the day where all you bitches shut the up.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
In those people's defense, there are some stuff I'll be watching in a movie will take me out. And I know that sounds crazy. I was watching Black Swan, and they were on the one train, and I was like, that's not the one train. I just remember thinking myself, that's not the one train. You know, they got off at my stop. They got off at 103. And I was like, that's not the one train.
Kid Fury
So then, did you then get onto Elon Musk's Internet and go, you know, fuck Black Swan.
Monet X Change
That was the one. That's the problem. It jumps from. There's a little issue to trash the whole movie. The Marvelous cinematic Universe.
Bob the Drag Queen
Movies. Theaters.
Monet X Change
Yeah. No, no, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
They probably do chicken jockey trash in theaters.
Monet X Change
What the fuck is chicken Jockey?
Bob the Drag Queen
Chicken jockey from Minecraft. They just. When the chicken jockey scene comes up, they destroy the theater. It's a thing. Kids do it. It's like a thing.
Jacob
Okay, so in the Minecraft movie, there is a Minecraft video game character called Chicken Jockey, which is a goblin that rides a chicken. It's like a cult classic in the Minecraft world, and it has a cameo in the movie. And they say, chicken jockey. And all the kids love chicken Jockey. So they go chicken jockey and they throw their popcorn in the air and it's like a whole thing.
Kid Fury
So I work at the AMC at the Grove. We're playing Minecraft. 35, 8 year olds then launch their popcorn up into the ceiling because of a chicken jockey character.
Bob the Drag Queen
So then I start swinging.
Kid Fury
So I'm not supposed to punch your
Bob the Drag Queen
baby in the face. So then I start.
Kid Fury
Should I just fight you? I should fight you.
Bob the Drag Queen
I will say I grew up in
Kid Fury
a world that's horrifying, by the way. That is terrible. That is very scary.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's just go ahead and say something right now that needs to be said. I don't know why it's not being said more often.
Kid Fury
Jack Black, that's a grown ass man, right? Those are grown ass man.
Monet X Change
Those are grown ass man.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jack Black is one of the best film actors we have alive working right now. Jack Black has an Oscar in him. I'm telling you.
Kid Fury
Jack Black.
Bob the Drag Queen
So do I. Jack Black. I believe that. I actually do believe that. I believe that you're gonna get a
Kid Fury
writing Oscar one day.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see that for you.
Kid Fury
Oh, thanks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jack Black has an Oscar in him. I think that Jack Black should have been the Penguin.
Monet X Change
But here's the thing. It comes because when these. I think, sometimes I think comedians have an easy to an Oscar because if a very, very funny person all of a sudden does one serious role, everyone is like, like, oh my.
Kid Fury
That's not true. Kevin Hart has tried it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm about to say that's what was
Monet X Change
Kevin Hart's serious role.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was him and the white man. Him and the old white man in the wheelchair. What's that movie called? Jacob Kevin Hart, Old White man.
Monet X Change
I have not even heard of this.
Bob the Drag Queen
The upside? Yeah.
Monet X Change
Was it bad?
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't see it. You think I want to go see Kevin Hart try to play a serious role? I mean, but a lot of comedians. My bad. A lot of comedians. I can name maybe three. Two actors. I could actually only name one comedian who won an Oscar doing a series role. And I'm sure there's more. I can only think of one is Jamie.
Kid Fury
Monique.
Bob the Drag Queen
Monique. Two Monique. Jamie Foxx. Jim Carrey didn't get.
Monet X Change
Philip Seymour Hoffman did.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not a comedian.
Monet X Change
He's never seen along. Kim. Paulie.
Bob the Drag Queen
He's not a comedian.
Monet X Change
Oh, that's not a comedian.
Jacob
Hey, guys.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
And Jack Black's not a comedian. But Jack Black, to me, he's a really good singer.
Monet X Change
All of his roles, all of his movie roles are funny.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he's A comedian.
Kid Fury
Yeah, he mostly. Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
That's all he does.
Kid Fury
I don't know what his range is like. Quietly though. Someone who should get flowers and doesn't. Who's a comedian, but a great dramatic actor is Kim Wayans.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, Kim Waynes is great.
Monet X Change
I haven't seen it.
Kid Fury
She's in the new.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, she's not. I'm gonna stop talking right now because she's not.
Monet X Change
Well, tell us.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was gonna say she's in Among Us, but she's not. That's Deborah.
Kid Fury
Deborah Wilson is in it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Deborah Wilson is in the new.
Jacob
Is she?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I love Deborah Wilson.
Kid Fury
Are you sure you're not talking about Yvette Nicole Brown?
Bob the Drag Queen
She's also in it.
Kid Fury
Okay.
Monet X Change
I love Deborah Wilson. She hasn't done anything really since MAD tv.
Kid Fury
I think she's a lot of video games.
Monet X Change
Does she really?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Deborah Wilson is.
Monet X Change
I love Deborah Wilson.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a yellow. Yeah, yeah.
Kid Fury
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I just. I just watched there. By the way, each episode's like 13 minutes long.
Kid Fury
I got some nerds together for that because she's. She's in the new Wolverine video game that comes out in September.
Monet X Change
Is she a role.
Kid Fury
Is she in it? I don't. They haven't said yet. She's one of the mutant in the new thing.
Bob the Drag Queen
Was like, who is this and why is she in every video game?
Kid Fury
And I was like, oh, she's playing Khalisa. Yes. That is the legendary, iconic and beloved Debra Wilson.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you see her on Bobby Lee's podcast when they did the MAD TV reunion?
Kid Fury
Yes.
Monet X Change
On whose podcast? Bobby Lee.
Bob the Drag Queen
Bobby Lee.
Kid Fury
And how she cleared her. Why?
Monet X Change
What did she do?
Bob the Drag Queen
She had feelings about something.
Monet X Change
Girl.
Kid Fury
She went off on Aries Spears.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah.
Kid Fury
But like a big sister. I love you. Stop playing bullshit. It was very, very lovely.
Monet X Change
Have y' all seen the trailer for Children of Blood and Bone?
Kid Fury
It just came out today. I'm going.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's.
Monet X Change
I read the book. The book is so good. The movie's gonna be amazing.
Kid Fury
I feel for the author. Cause I get it.
Monet X Change
Wait, what? So I saw a little bit of the drama. I don't know what happened.
Kid Fury
I don't think that she said specifically what it is. She just said she's not going to see it.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Kid Fury
And I'm assuming it has a lot to do with creative differences, but I'm gonna be seated.
Monet X Change
I mean, star studded black cast. Literally every black actor has ever been a black actor.
Kid Fury
And it. The book is great. Unless she comes forward and is like, well, yeah, the Executive producer touched both of my naked titties. And so, you know, like, we have to go dip into these things.
Jacob
Huh?
Bob the Drag Queen
You were a suck of titties.
Kid Fury
I was breastfed as a child.
Monet X Change
I wasn't even breastfed. I drank Similac. You were suck titty. I am a triple platinum gay. I was born by C section, so I've never ever come in contact with a vagina. And I was Fred from Similac from. From like a day old. So I've never sucked a titty either. Yeah, besides a man's titty.
Kid Fury
So you're like the Sephiroth of gays.
Bob the Drag Queen
We don't have time to talk about it, but I want to touch on this real quick.
Monet X Change
Do you play Smash?
Jacob
Huh?
Monet X Change
Do you play Smash Brothers?
Jacob
Of course.
Monet X Change
Are you good?
Bob the Drag Queen
Who? Are you gonna cry?
Kid Fury
I'm good enough to have a good time.
Monet X Change
Who's your vein?
Kid Fury
No, no, I'm really not that good. But I compare myself to my younger brother. This is who I played with all the time. My youngest brother, Gerard. Like, fr. Like, I would actually get raged. How the are you so good at this and good at all the characters?
Monet X Change
That's how Bob feels about me.
Bob the Drag Queen
That clear? I do not. Do you talk when you. You play like two characters as well. Do you talk when you win? Yeah, a little bit. I love if you're not talking when you win. What. What are we doing here?
Kid Fury
Any game too. Like when I win Uno, I'm like,
Bob the Drag Queen
oh, rock, paper, scissors. Lame ass. Lame. Like every time. There, there, there. There was something.
Monet X Change
I.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, there's one insult that actually gets under my skin. And it's the way that people say it. It's this one thing, and it's goofy. When they say goofy. How you look now? Goofy. Something about.
Kid Fury
There's like the intensity of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something about goofy. Because it's such a silly word. It is, but something about goofy just gets under my skin. Goofy. How you look now? Goofy.
Kid Fury
I love goofy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, it's too.
Kid Fury
It's too like calling someone goofy, I don't think.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, that was a little goofy. How would you use it? Do you hit it with the goofy?
Kid Fury
I don't think I say it with that much passion or force, but I definitely will say it. Like I would call someone a goofy.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
You ever hit it with anyone with a goofy?
Monet X Change
I don't think I've ever used the word goofy in that way. I don't know if it's even like a fucking goofy movie. I haven't seen that shit either.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goofy. Movie is a great. It's a seminal black film film.
Kid Fury
It stars Tevin Campbell.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goofy is a seminal black film. The Goofy movie is a Monet. Have you seen Goofy movie?
Monet X Change
Right From New York. We don't with that in New York. We're real black people from New York. We don't with it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Everyone knows that Goofy's a black.
Monet X Change
Wait, no, no.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob, go back to what the thing said. Oh, because guess he has an Afro.
Monet X Change
Rachel Dolezal has an afro.
Kid Fury
First of all, that's the sequel. An extremely goofy movie. Also, Tea.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's when Max went to college, was like, I'm gonna be going to college. I'm gonna be te. Which is basically different. And Goofy was like, yes.
Monet X Change
Wait, so are they. So are the Goofy characters, like, black coded?
Bob the Drag Queen
They're black.
Kid Fury
They're very black coded.
Bob the Drag Queen
And everyone knows that the Goofy movie is a black film.
Kid Fury
I didn't know that.
Bob the Drag Queen
The sequel.
Kid Fury
Not so much.
Bob the Drag Queen
The sequel was Brain Basketball. Okay, okay.
Kid Fury
Look at.
Monet X Change
What was the.
Kid Fury
The love interest called?
Monet X Change
I have no idea.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stickiana.
Kid Fury
That's Lauren London.
Monet X Change
Wait, so the Goofy is spice. So Goofy is black, Goofy's black, and Mickey Mouse is white.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know what Mickey Mouse is.
Kid Fury
Mickey Mouse might be, like Polynesian.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Mickey Mouse. You know, he was meant to be black. He was meant to be, like, offensive.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
He was meant to be, like, white gloves and the.
Monet X Change
I mean, we all know Walt Disney was a disgusting, horrible racist. He was a bad person.
Kid Fury
Have you seen the Steamboat Willie cartoon?
Bob the Drag Queen
Have I seen Steamboat Willie?
Kid Fury
Yeah, where he's, like, steering boat, like.
Monet X Change
Yes. Whining, whining, whistling, whining, whining, whistling and whining on the boat. He like, yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we talk about real quick about. Have you seen that meme of Wednesday Addams hitting?
Monet X Change
Yes.
Kid Fury
I love it. I love that so much because Lurch is just standing there like.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love people putting their own songs on it. All right, where can we listen to Furious Thoughts and what you got going on and where can they find you?
Kid Fury
You can find furious thoughts on YouTube where you will hopefully give me a like and subscribe and smash the notification. Why do they say smash?
Jacob
Smash?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think it's like. It's like when people say, put the food in my face instead of eating. It's a millennialism.
Kid Fury
I hate it. And all the podcast platforms you got. Furious Thoughts is over there. You can check out.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, you.
Monet X Change
You were my first guest.
Kid Fury
I invited you. Will you have me?
Bob the Drag Queen
You were my first guest at my Relaunch I remember, and it was a great episode, and I'm so grateful to you.
Kid Fury
I'm grateful to you because Kesha now has seen my face.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm. You know, don't get me started.
Kid Fury
I actually can see your eyes watering right now. It is.
Bob the Drag Queen
We have to go. It is Fury.
Monet X Change
Thank you for coming on to the rivalry. You know, we love you.
Kid Fury
Thank you for having me.
Monet X Change
Love you. Love you, love you, love you. Make sure y' all watch for your thoughts. I mean, I'm not gonna tell people about the Read. The Read is one of the most iconic podcasts in the legendary.
Kid Fury
That girl.
Monet X Change
We love her. So shout out to you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Stop hitting me.
Monet X Change
I will do whatever the fuck I want to. Make me stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goodbye, everyone. Stop. Sam.
This episode of Sibling Rivalry features the legendary Kid Fury, known for his incisive cultural commentary and as one half of The Read podcast. Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen welcome Kid Fury for a hilarious and wide-ranging conversation. They discuss Black pop culture, therapy, the queer coded history of The Goofy Movie, video games, allyship, tall partners, celebrity encounters, and much more—delivering their trademark blend of insightful banter and comedic chaos.
The conversation is fast-paced, irreverent, and intimate, with Monét and Bob’s playful sibling rivalry pulling Kid Fury into their orbit of drag, Black culture, queerness, and pop commentary. The episode is studded with inside jokes, friendly roasts, and sharp cultural analysis—never sacrificing humor for substance. Whether defending the sanctity of The Goofy Movie or pontificating about tall men on Grindr, the trio’s chemistry is infectious.
If you missed the episode, you missed a hilarious, heartfelt, and insightful hour—but this summary will keep you up to speed on the high points, key laughs, and the recurring wisdom: queer, Black, and Caribbean joy is a force (and a riot) to be reckoned with.