The One With Laila McQueen

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – "The One With Laila McQueen"

Date: November 10, 2021
Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Special Guest: Laila McQueen

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Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry features RuPaul’s Drag Race alum Laila McQueen, who joins Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change for a raucously candid discussion. The trio dive into their friendships, working relationships, and behind-the-scenes tea from Drag Race, “We’re Here,” and the world of drag artistry. The mood is playful, irreverent, and full of the signature back-and-forth teasing fans love.

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Episode Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter: Accusations, Apologies, and Petty Feuds

[02:02–13:18]

• Monét and Bob recount petty arguments: Monét accused Bob of stealing her Nintendo Switch, but it was found at home.
• Past disagreements over lost shoes and dresses are revisited, with playful banter about “gaslighting” and “operating differently.”
  • Quote: “You stole my switch out of my home.” – Monét X Change (02:37)
  • Quote: “I did not.” – Bob The Drag Queen (02:41)
• Bob demands an apology; Monét playfully refuses, demonstrating their comedic chemistry.
• Bob relishes his win in a Super Smash Bros. rivalry, playfully detailing how he finally triumphed over Monét:
  • Quote: “The way y’all hear, the way Monét will lie.” – Bob (08:47)

2. Friendship, Makeup, and Aesthetics

[13:24–16:09]

• Monét discusses her day, revealing she had an “aesthetic appointment,” but keeps details vague, leading to more teasing.
  • Quote: "What was your aesthetic appointment? My own fucking business.” – Monét (13:39)
• Bob and Monét humorously debate how much to share on the podcast.

3. Welcoming Laila McQueen

[16:04–22:08]

• Laila McQueen is formally introduced. She and Bob reminisce about early friendship and their "We're Here" premiere.
  • Quote: “We have come a long way because we just did the fucking premiere of ‘We’re Here’…” – Bob (16:55)
• Layla reflects on her growth as Bob's makeup artist and shares stories from drag tour life.

4. Award Show Oddities and Behind-the-Scenes

[18:37–21:38]

• The group debunks myths about Drag Race trophies, confirming queens often must pay for their own awards.
  • Quote: “You have to pay for an Emmy.” – Bob (19:08)
  • Laila recounts being asked to pay $300 for her Season 8 loser’s trophy.

5. The Seasoned Drag Life: Tours, Rivalries, and Scandals

[25:23–29:29]

• Laila tells the “ruined the party” story from a We’re Here screening, highlighting Eureka’s classic bluntness.
  • Quote: “Thanks for ruining the party, girl.” – Laila (23:47, as Eureka)
• Secrets behind makeup credits on Celebrity Drag Race: Laila reveals real artists weren’t always publicly acknowledged and shares Chanel Perillo’s “whistleblower” moment.

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Laila’s Artistry and Projects

[29:30–37:10]

• Laila discusses her early years with makeup, being artsy in high school, and shifting into artwork during quarantine—making painted denim jackets, including one for Michelle Visage.
  • Quote: “Since I got eliminated from Drag Race [I’ve been] making jackets… I just kept making denim jackets and selling them.” – Laila (34:38)
• Laila and Bob muse on Michelle’s genuine kindness, debunking the “mean judge” trope.

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Drag Race All Stars & Onscreen Personalities

[39:02–40:16, 40:59–42:16]

• Monét asks Laila if she’d do All Stars.
  • Quote: “Yeah. If the timing was right, they asked me, yes.” – Laila (39:19)
• The trio banter about Drag Race entrance lines, with Bob joking about having “two of the worst entrance lines in Drag Race history.”
  • Quote: “Also, this is hilarious coming from someone with literally two of the worst entrance lines in the history of Drag Race.” – Bob (40:43)

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Tangents, Trivia & Odd Jobs

[42:16–52:30]

• Layla details making jackets during quarantine, sending one to Michelle Visage, and muses on Michelle’s reputation and real personality.
• The group discusses the economics and clannishness of LA drag life, feeling out of place among “crazy rich people” in Beverly Hills.
• Joking references to car status as a marker of drag queen “wealth.”

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Deep Dives: Conspiracy Theories, Systemic Racism, and American History

[45:36–49:13]

• The group gets momentarily serious. Monét discusses distrust of the US government, referencing both contemporary and historical abuses.
  • Quote: “The government is so slimy and gross. I don’t put anything past the government.” – Monét (46:02)
• Bob succinctly explains the difference between “systemic” and “systematic” racism.
  • Quote: “Systemic racism means the system itself has racism in it…” – Bob (46:45)
• They examine misunderstood idioms (e.g., “all intents and purposes”).

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Medication Mishaps and Health Care Realities

[49:15–52:30]

• Monét admits to not finishing antibiotics; Bob and Laila chide her, referencing the importance of compliance.
  • Quote: “Everyone does, Monet. Literally everyone.” – Laila (49:16)
• Discussion about US healthcare access: Bob shares his experiences with insurance in California.

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Drag Makeup Aspirations & Pop Culture Drop-ins

[54:39–56:34]

• Laila shares her “dream list” of queens to paint, including Peppermint, Widow, Dida, Willem, Derek, Trixie, and Roxy.
  • Quote: “She’s the Gigi Goode of makeup.” – Bob (55:14)
• Short tributes to Brooklyn Hytes’ Canada’s Drag Race season and random references to Tom Green and Andy Dick.

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Relationship to Fame, Social Media, and the Internet

[66:07–69:51]

• Discussion about viral “life hack” content, Ann Reardon’s debunking videos, and their bafflement at bizarre online cooking trends.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On petty friendship fights:
  “You probably misplaced it.” – Bob (02:47)
  “Okay, I’ll talk to you later.” – Monét (02:54)

• On government distrust:
  “The government is so slimy and gross. I don't put anything past the government.” – Monét (46:02)

• On Super Smash Bros rivalry:
  “The fact that I got to end the night with more wins than Monet… it felt so triumphant.” – Bob (12:03)

• Eureka’s infamous “party ruiner” line (told by Laila):
  “Thanks for ruining the party, girl.” – Laila (23:47)

• On not finishing antibiotics:
  “Everyone does, Monet. Literally everyone.” – Laila (49:16)

• Laila’s view on All Stars:
  “Yeah. If the timing was right… I would love to go back and show that I [can do more].” – Laila (39:19)

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Fun and Memorable Segments

• Notes App Game: The trio read the ninth note in their phone, leading to hilarious revelations:

  • Laila: “Things I don’t understand…” (63:17)
  • Monét: Lyrics to her own song.
  • Bob: Stand-up premises like “Grindr is like Uber Eats for dick.”

• Discussion of viral life hacks and debunking:

  • Bob promotes Ann Reardon’s YouTube, deconstructing “fake” cooking hacks.

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Episode Tone & Vibe

• Relentlessly fun, irreverent, and quick-witted.
• Balances pop culture gossip, personal stories, and deeper discussions seamlessly.
• Laila’s presence brings warmth, self-deprecating humor, and backstage scoop.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:11] – Switch accusation story
• [13:24] – Monét’s “aesthetic appointment” discussion
• [16:04] – Laila’s official intro
• [18:37] – Trophy/award payment revelations
• [23:47] – “Thanks for ruining the party, girl” story
• [29:30] – Laila as an artist and jacket creator
• [39:02] – Would Laila do All Stars?
• [45:36] – Government distrust/systemic racism segment
• [49:15] – Medications and healthcare
• [54:39] – Dream drag clients
• [63:17] – Notes app game

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Conclusion

The episode is a masterclass in drag humor, authentic storytelling, and playful shade. Laila McQueen proves to be an engaging guest, seamlessly joining Bob and Monét’s witty repartee while offering insight into the less-glamorous, more human side of drag stardom. Whether it’s friendly rivalry, makeup confessions, pop culture commentary, or LGBTQ camaraderie, this episode is classic Sibling Rivalry: messy, honest, and hilariously endearing.

Transcript

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[Bob The Drag Queen]

On this week's episode, Monet opens up about her aesthetic appointment.

[Monet X Change]

We have Layla McQueen as our guest.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And we find out what made Monet say this.

[Monet X Change]

The government is so slimy and gross. I don't know what anything about the government. And we find out what made Bob say this.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've never argued with anyone. And we found out what made Layla McQueen say this.

[Layla McQueen]

Thanks for ruining the party, girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You want to apologize to me?

[Monet X Change]

This is not. We're not doing this today.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do you want to apologize?

[Monet X Change]

We're not doing this today.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay? I'm doing this. I'm Monet. Podcasting angle. So Monae called me the other night.

[Monet X Change]

The other night? It was last night.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay. That was a different night than this one. It was an.

[Monet X Change]

The other night, it's so extra.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Called me and said, you sneaky little bitch, answer the phone.

[Layla McQueen]

Hello?

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. I said, I don't know. You have a phone from the 1980s, apparently. You sneaky fucking bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I said, what?

[Monet X Change]

You stole my switch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What you said was, you took my switch out of my home.

[Monet X Change]

You took my switch out of my home.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I said, I did not.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you did, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Under Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You took my switch from my house.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You probably misplaced it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay what? Okay, bye.

[Monet X Change]

All right, I'll talk to you later.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And then you Went home and found your switch.

[Monet X Change]

It was.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So you owe me an apology.

[Layla McQueen]

No.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So you think that's just the behavior? That's fierce.

[Monet X Change]

If I. For me?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, if you want an apology, that's your business. I don't feel like I owe you one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what, Monet? To quote a friend of mine, some people just. Just operate differently.

[Monet X Change]

They do. Some people operate differently.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was very shady.

[Monet X Change]

We need to get some people off. Okay. We need exumerated shirts. We want. We want to put, like, those shirts with the word and definition.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That would be your downfall.

[Monet X Change]

That would be your downfall. Some people operate differently.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm so mad. I cannot believe you called me and accuse me. That is so shady, Bob.

[Monet X Change]

You have called me and accuse me of things in my life.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Never. Not once.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you have.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'll wait. I'll wait.

[Monet X Change]

I'll wait.

[Layla McQueen]

Two.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Just one. Name one of them. Name. Literally, just one.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember. That's off my head.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I told y' all about the time Monet accused me of the time Monae gaslit me on the boots.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that was intentional.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was not intentional.

[Monet X Change]

It was intentional. I did it on purpose.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, then what happened? You don't even remember what happened then?

[Monet X Change]

I found the boots. They were in my house.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What happened? I said, monet, you. I said, monet, you gave me these boots. I would like them, please. Monet said, I gave them to you at Dragcon. I handed them to you. Monet, I don't think.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay. That. Okay. I thought I did, because we had this whole exchange, and again, dragcon is a busy weekend. I genuinely thought I gave you the boots. And then when I found him in my home, I.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But you knew I was looking for them. For I. I was going crazy. I was like, I'm.

[Monet X Change]

I found it after you found.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And then you never took me. I show up at your house, and the boots were just sitting there.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, Because I found it. I didn't find it that day, Bob. Okay, so you looked for hours, for weeks. No, you probably looked for hours that night.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was the same night.

[Monet X Change]

It was not the same night that I found it. No, it's more gaslighting. No, you're. You remember?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I didn't.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't. Bobby did not come to my house that same day. You came to my house, like, a

[Bob The Drag Queen]

week later asking me about my. My. My black and white rose houndstooth gown that you had.

[Monet X Change]

Okay? And we. We talked about this.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, let's talk about that.

[Monet X Change]

So.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So.

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, I love this. So I'm minding my own fucking business. And I can say my address now. 612 West 144th Street.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We all knew it. It was on work the world available on mind of my business, World of wonder.

[Monet X Change]

And then I get a call from jerk Garbino. He's like, do you want to do the pit stop? No, I'm not interested.

[Layla McQueen]

Why?

[Monet X Change]

I was like, cause I don't want to do the pit stop. Who's doing it? Bob is doing it. Are you sure? He'll love for you to do it. I was like, ugh, fine, I will do it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Which was a lie.

[Monet X Change]

What do you mean?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I would love for you to do it.

[Monet X Change]

No, he. He did not say that. You said that. This was Joe's words.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You heard me say it.

[Monet X Change]

No, but it's what Joe said lied to you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The lie detector determined that was a lie.

[Monet X Change]

Lonnie's nuts. You know, you fucking want me to do the fucking piss off with you, so please don't act like you want. Listen, when I want stuff to do with you, I don't.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't. I don't act up with these cameras. I don't. I don't do a thing with these cameras.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, Monet. Monet called me and said, I need this little $500 check, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

$500. We. I wish it was that much, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Did we get paid off in the pit stop?

[Layla McQueen]

I can't remember.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

As a guest.

[Monet X Change]

You get paid as a guest?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It is not 500. Yeah. Anyway, and then I did the pit stop, and then we're. And then we're at the thing, and then you had an appointment to do something. I was like, mona, can you do. Ms. Fabian, can you please bring this. Can you. Can you bring this dress uptown for me?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was going straight to the airport, right?

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, sure, bitch. I didn't think about it. I didn't process it. I had shit to do afterwards. I was like, sure. We stuff your big ass dress with all your fucking tool into my fucking little.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Because of the tool. Abundantly clear.

[Monet X Change]

Stuffed it into my bag, and I went uptown. And then at my house, I was like, patty, you're going uptown. Can you drop this off at Bob's house when you go up there, please? Patty took it. So then Patty took the thing from my home. Patty had the suitcase because it was Alfredo suitcase that we put it in. So, Patty.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So then all of this is true. You're leaving out one in very crucial detail.

[Monet X Change]

What. What's the detail?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So I called Monet and I said, monet, I am shooting all my. I cannot find this one dress. And Monet said, hear me out. I brought it to your house. I said, monet, you did not. She goes, I did. I walked it right into your house. I gave it to you.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm telling you, that's not true.

[Monet X Change]

That is inequivably. That did not happen. So now what? And Monet said, so now we're at an impasse. So now what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monet was like, I handed it to you, just like you said.

[Monet X Change]

I did not say that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Just like you said.

[Monet X Change]

Show me. Prove that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Just like. When did I say that? With the boots at dragcon. When they were like, I handed it.

[Monet X Change]

When did I say that?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monet was like, I. I don't. You got me. I don't know the timestamp. Okay, well.

[Monet X Change]

Or did any text.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

There's no ocular proof.

[Monet X Change]

Is there any text or anything?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's not true, Monique.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true. Y', all, I will say this.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We do have precedent that you did this with the boots. So it doesn't sound out of this world.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, one time. In our millions of interactions, I did it once. Okay, sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's what a precedent is.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so that. Oh, sure, one time. Yeah, there, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I was going to.

[Monet X Change]

You know what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I have no secret. Say a little. I have no secret. That's the thing hood bitches do with where they act like they were about to destroy you and they had not. They be like, I just spared your feelings, bitch. You had nothing.

[Monet X Change]

Spare my fucking dick on your nose, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And the last thing I'll say before we get into all this.

[Monet X Change]

Spare my dickhead on your nose.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

All this pettiness. I would want everyone to know that one of the most vindicating moments of my life happened recently. This was. I could have cried. It was so beautiful. I think about it, I wake up in a cold sweat in tears of joy.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. What?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Thinking about this miraculous moment. Go back to the original one about gaming or Monet said she. I would never.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Meet her in smash. When they came into my home, I got to smash her in front of her boyfriend. And it was once.

[Monet X Change]

And then I beat you, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I beat you, but I beat you more times than you beat me.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's not true. That is not true. Okay, at the end, we were tied, okay? Before the final one, we were tied. Hold on, hold on. Before the time. Before the last round we played, we were Both tied with 14 wins. Yes or no?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, then we played the last one. We played a random. Okay, you beat with a random character.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So I beat you more than you

[Monet X Change]

beat me, the random character. Sure. Whoopty do. Yes, you did.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The way y' all hear, the way money will lie.

[Monet X Change]

You beat me. The random. Okay, I'm saying before, we were both playing characters that we wanted to play. We were tied 14. 14.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. We played. You beat me once. I beat you once.

[Monet X Change]

And then we played that third one, and I beat you, and you beat me with a random character. Yes, you did.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, today we just played. Was that random?

[Monet X Change]

No, that was not random.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Did I beat you?

[Monet X Change]

You did beat me. Okay? But we're not talking about today. We're talking about you guys.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And what made it so great, by the way y', all, was that Monet was like, when I say, talking shit.

[Monet X Change]

When.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Say, this is how it happened last

[Monet X Change]

night, I was talking shit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is what happened. We were all playing, and then Jacob was just like, well, Bob has been

[Monet X Change]

practicing, and he says, no, you already. Okay, go ahead. You already rich from the time we started.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We have a seat set up. Jacob can corroborate. Jacob came in. I was like. I went and grabbed. I was graciously throwing away Monet's food like a servant in my own home,

[Monet X Change]

as I do for you every time I travel, humbling myself. Yes, ma'.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Am.

[Monet X Change]

Please bow to your food. Bow to your motherfucking All Stars queen, bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I threw her food away for her.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, as you should in your home

[Bob The Drag Queen]

two seasons ago, Monae. Let it go, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but I'm still the All Stars queen.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, of that one season.

[Monet X Change]

I'm your All Stars queen.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Anyway, so I was. I went. And then I had won the first round, and Jacob was like, well, Caldwell has been practicing, so he's gotten really good.

[Monet X Change]

You're missing so many details.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

To be fair, I was out of the room.

[Monet X Change]

What prompted that was because you. Because when Bob won that first round, as we can see, Pop is not a gracious winner on Drag Race anything. Bob was like, yeah, bitch. That's why I wish you brought your boyfriend, bitch. That's what prompted. Prompted Jacob to say that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What I did was I just stood up and walked around the room very saucy. That's my move. Whenever I win, you can acknowledge. When I win, I just stand up and I walk around real saucy. And then I sit back down. So Monet starts beating. So Monet wins. And then Monet goes, okay, first I beat two.

[Monet X Change]

First of All I did it in the Banjo Kazooie level and the level before that, whatever that was. I beat you twice.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

First of all.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you died first.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You died first.

[Monet X Change]

Then Andy died after.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You cannot play at all one time, too. Anyway, Monet's forgetting the time where Jacob beat us both. So I ended up losing. Monet lost. Even the round where Monet also lost, Monet was in third place. You know, your boyfriend fully died first.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, no. Therefore, you died for Little Mac because we were all gagging. You died with Little Mac because you fell off the stage twice.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Probably.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

Uh huh.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Anyway, so that's a very new decision

[Monet X Change]

to do fall off the stage twice.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What ended up happening was Monet was in third place. I remember being like, you are really bragging hard for third place. This is the second time. This was the second time that I won. So Monet. Monet just goes like, whenever. Monet would win. When I won twice. So what happened was I won once, Jacob won once, Monet won twice, I won once. And then Monet and I did solo. So Jacob had one, me and Monet each had two, I think.

[Monet X Change]

No, before we did solo, Jacob won.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Talk about alternate realities. Anyway, so what ended up happening was whenever. Like, whenever Monet would win, Monet would be like, but Bob is so good. Good.

[Monet X Change]

Because you said that Jacob said, or Jacob said that. Well, y' all are one unit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

This is Yalls home. Y' all is one unit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Somebody could be like, but you're so amazing. Ooh, you're.

[Monet X Change]

And I was complimenting you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You're so.

[Monet X Change]

I was complimenting you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The way. The fact that I got to end the night with more wins than Monet was really. It was a. It felt so triumphant.

[Monet X Change]

I complimented you. I was like, bob, you're just so good. I can't believe I beat you. That was my. I was like, bob, wow, you're just so good. I just can't believe I beat you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That might. Naomi and Kim might fall for that.

[Layla McQueen]

Slick.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I've known you before you was on Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Kim knew before Kim and Naomi both knew me before I was on Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I knew you before they knew you.

[Monet X Change]

I'm just saying they knew me before I was on Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What is this?

[Monet X Change]

What is this?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Not Jacob. Sliding little notes to Monet.

[Monet X Change]

What does it say? Okay, this is an Apple podcast. Review by Lou91 on 9, 1521. I can't stop crying. Why are they doing this? This last episode, I think this was the one about conflict resolution. This last episode has me so terrified. They were really mad at each other, and it was so awkward. I'm literally on the floor sobbing after listening to this episode. Oh, my God. And as I type this, someone please fix this relationship. Bob and Monet need to be okay again.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Y' all are wild. First of all, just so you all know, we were really mad at each other.

[Monet X Change]

We were.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was not an act. But also, it is okay to be mad at people. These people be acting real wild in the comment section sometime. But anyway, I don't expect an apology from you for accusing me of stealing your switch out of your home, but I do think I deserve one. But you know what?

[Monet X Change]

We always don't get what we think we deserve. What we think we deserve. What we think we deserve.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What did you do today?

[Monet X Change]

Woke up gym. I had, like, three Zoom meetings, which we love Zoom meetings. And then I had an aesthetic appointment.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What was your aesthetic appointment? My own fucking business. Okay, I didn't even tell you to bring up the aesthetic appointment.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Cause I. Okay, we did this. Okay, so, Bob, everything that we discussed as friends, off camera.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Bobby, like, I didn't tell you, but

[Monet X Change]

you asked me what I did today, so I just did an aesthetic appointment.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But you do this thing, but you

[Monet X Change]

can leave it alone. Why do you need to dig into it?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You also didn't have to say it. You could have ended at Zoom meetings. I would have been like, work, move

[Layla McQueen]

on to the next thing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So, because you're bringing up.

[Monet X Change]

But can you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But can you add.

[Monet X Change]

But can you just be like. If I said aesthetic appointment, one would imagine. I'm not trying to go into details what I did. I just. I had an aesthetic appointment. Okay. Work. Move on.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Your cheeks do look very different than they did before. I'm just saying before and after. Before and can you name that quote?

[Monet X Change]

Who said that? I don't know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's Omarosa to Wendy Williams. Before and after. Before and after. Before she said, winner wins at a nose job.

[Monet X Change]

You are the queen.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You didn't have. Okay, this is the thing you do on the podcast often, if you don't want to mention it, you don't have to bring it up. Monet. This is Monet's favorite thing to do. Being like, I'm in a place. I cannot say where I am. I cannot say what I'm working on. Then, bitch, don't mention it.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but that stuff, that. That's fun. The thing that we talked about earlier, I did not talk about earlier. But, Bob, you can literally, if I said an aesthetic appointment. Is that not fair that I'm probably not trying to go into details of what I did?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You could have just mention this, or

[Monet X Change]

I can say aesthetic appointment. You could just leave it at that. How about that?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I assume because you brought it up, you want to talk about it, because you're the one who brought it up. I didn't bring it up.

[Monet X Change]

I would have said what it was. I was like, oh, I went to Dr. Film good to get my ass bust open with some dick. How about that?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's not an aesthetic component if the gape is the look you're looking for.

[Monet X Change]

So whatever it was I did, it was very, you know. You're insane.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You are so. I cannot believe I do this podcast with someone who is so bananas.

[Monet X Change]

Let's take a break and we can. I'll dig into what the fuck is going on with you. Ladies and gentlemen, we have in the.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Wow. So there's no non binary watching our show. Can you acknowledge our non binary people, please?

[Monet X Change]

Ladies and gentlemen, and those who don't use those pronouns, we have a very.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, ladies aren't pronouns.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, ladies. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Everyone watching, we have a very special guest in the house today. The fabulous, the very fierce

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Layla McQueen. This is very exciting to have Layla McQueen on the podcast.

[Monet X Change]

I love Layla. Layla's one of your friends from season eight. When y' all came. I will never forget when y' all came to Hardware Bar to see me and Miz Cracker.

[Layla McQueen]

We did.

[Monet X Change]

You were. You and Kim were like the. You, Kim and Naomi were the nice girls.

[Layla McQueen]

We're the fun ones.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, who else came that night?

[Monet X Change]

Derek came at Hardware.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, this was. Was this how you painted me at Hardware?

[Monet X Change]

What?

[Layla McQueen]

No. No. This was our premiere when we were in New York. The night before we did our premiere in New York, you were like, we need to go to Hardware to see Monet. That's right. So we all went to go see the show.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We should also do a. At some point, a side by side. We will. We will get this. A side by side of Layla painting me the first time versus our most recent. I think it wasn't bad.

[Monet X Change]

He's Louise.

[Layla McQueen]

I mean, I'm very excited.

[Monet X Change]

I've heard.

[Layla McQueen]

I don't think we've come a long way.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We have come a long way because we just did the fucking premiere of We're Here, which was like a real. I mean, this is a real. It was like a real. So if you all don't know, Layla McQueen is my makeup artist on we're here. And, like, the way we turned. I was wearing the lady of Hyde.

[Layla McQueen]

Was my dress for the premiere.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

For the premiere. Layla McQueen did the mug, and Gloria from Wigs and Grace did slutty blue eye.

[Layla McQueen]

I really flourished with a slutty blue eye.

[Monet X Change]

Bob looked really. You look really great in premiere. Did you have a blush out, too? No, I did not have a blood shot.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Monat and I both showed up randomly with updos in gold dresses.

[Layla McQueen]

Gold.

[Monet X Change]

Yellow.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yellow. Sorry. Yellow dresses. That's not colorblind. That was forgetting. And when we came out, Monat, it was the one about crying all over again. I just, like, walked out with. It was like, I can't you cry.

[Monet X Change]

I would say her again.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was really emotional and really amazing because we. Last year, we did the we're here premiere. It was. Bitch, it was on Zoom.

[Monet X Change]

Was it?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

I wasn't invited last year.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, you didn't miss anything. No offense to the people who put it on Zoom.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

Did I miss it?

[Monet X Change]

You weren't invited either, girl.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Me and Lana always do that face. You know, the Lisa Simpson.

[Monet X Change]

That is. That is the plastique face. Plastique does it anytime something happens. Plastic. She's always like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's. It's so.

[Monet X Change]

It's a plastic face.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But it was really. It was really great. Thank you all for coming. And I mean, thank you for coming to that and.

[Monet X Change]

And performing. Yeah, you're welcome.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Layla McQueen]

Did you perform in the dress she wore for the promo?

[Monet X Change]

I did for.

[Layla McQueen]

That's okay.

[Monet X Change]

And I snuck a hand. I got about your house.

[Layla McQueen]

So you broke into her house and took shit. Absolutely.

[Monet X Change]

And the other day, I tried to steal our civil rivalry plaque, which I successfully stole it. Which is.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Layla McQueen]

Sorry.

[Monet X Change]

It's not stealing it. It's mine as well.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's not yours.

[Monet X Change]

It is mine.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's not yours.

[Monet X Change]

How is it yours?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Because you didn't have to pay for that.

[Layla McQueen]

Huh?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You have to pay for it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, PG paid for it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I paid for it.

[Monet X Change]

No, because it's.

[Layla McQueen]

I didn't pay for it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm about to say bitch.

[Monet X Change]

We both pay for that shit.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't think you have to pay for it.

[Layla McQueen]

I'm just kidding.

[Monet X Change]

You don't. No, you do. Oh, do you? You have to.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's kind of like Jacob says, no. Just drag this bitch, Jackie.

[Monet X Change]

But I have my PG statement, honey. And we both.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's not in there.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, it is. Everything.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I know it's in there, but this no one.

[Layla McQueen]

What do you have to Pay for.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, actually, to be fair, most award shows or awards you get. You get the award, but you. But the person who gets it still has to pay for. You have to pay for an Emmy.

[Layla McQueen]

Did they make you pay for your losers trophy on season 10?

[Monet X Change]

No. Did you pay for yours?

[Layla McQueen]

No, but they tried to get us to it first.

[Monet X Change]

No, they did not.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah, they did.

[Monet X Change]

How much?

[Layla McQueen]

I think it was like 300 bucks or 350 bucks or something.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The honor of you get to lose and they ask you to pay 300 after that is. But you got the. The one that was like. It wasn't painted, so she looked crazy.

[Layla McQueen]

No, the gold ones.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the gold one.

[Layla McQueen]

Silver, I think for our. I ended up getting it because they emailed us and we're like, hey, we're discontinuing this statue. Yeah, we're changing it. We won't mail it to you. If you're in la, you can come get it from us. But when I say that was at least two, three years after we filmed.

[Monet X Change]

Whoa. They're trying to make you pay for it. That's crazy. Well, I. I think one day those things are going to be worth a lot of money. Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And they're worth money. Didn't yours get broken?

[Monet X Change]

Mine get broken. And I sent it. I asked them to fix it and they're like, okay, we fix it for you to send me a new one. A new one is. They never fixed it. It's the same one that been done.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what they did? They box, showed up at Word of Wonder. It sat there for two weeks. They put a new sticker on it. Didn't even open it. Sent that shit right back to you.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Anyway, well, you got a crown of Sabbath Girls.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I still want my. Because it was also. It was my goal because I got eliminated. I got a gold Miss Congeniality thing. Just like. It's like the only gold one of that. Of that kind.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do you think that I would be able, like, I would like to someone or some museum somewhere to have every single winner's crown and scepter all together in, like, one. That'd be so cool to see.

[Layla McQueen]

Is Violet gonna bring Sharon's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So, y', all.

[Layla McQueen]

I don't know if y' all don't

[Monet X Change]

know the team, who's gonna bring James'?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, well, back. Back then, they used to get just to tell that years ago, Sharon Needles, her crown went missing and then.

[Monet X Change]

Went missing.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it went like. She went. She did a gig, wore her crown to the gig, which Alaska used to do that too. I never wore my crown anywhere. She wore that. She wore the crown was stolen. And then later a picture of Violet before Drag Race wearing the crown posted on her Instagram because she sold the

[Monet X Change]

chair and leave it in Atlanta because

[Bob The Drag Queen]

someone stole it somewhere near Atlanta North.

[Monet X Change]

Sharon Neal. She got drunk and she left it at the fucking gig.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Blood orange serve girl. Anyway, so then Violet took a picture in it which supposed to be bad luck, but apparently it's not because Violet's crushing it these days.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you believe in superstition?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't. I'm just saying it's. It's a thing people say. It's bad luck.

[Layla McQueen]

L McQueen Monae Exchange.

[Monet X Change]

How are you? How are you? Now, I know you are a Chicago girl.

[Layla McQueen]

I am.

[Monet X Change]

But you're in LA pretty frequently.

[Layla McQueen]

I have been to paint. Ms. Roberto. Elaine, can I say now that we're all here. Bob said the other day what he claimed that he is. I said he was quirky and she said she is plain, ordinary and normal.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm the most normal person.

[Layla McQueen]

She is not

[Monet X Change]

for as long as you know, Bob. Why do you ever listen to anything Bob fucking says? He's always doing a bit. Bob is always being the most. He's always being extra. Do not. Why are you entertaining anything Bob says

[Bob The Drag Queen]

out of all the people in this room? Bitch, I am terrible. And tall.

[Ad Host]

You're.

[Monet X Change]

Are you fucking kidding me? You are insane.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

In this room. I'm the main character. You're Blossom. You're Kramer. You're the one who hacks the computer.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, you are the one who's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm Doug.

[Monet X Change]

You're not Doug.

[Layla McQueen]

Doug.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm Doug, bitch.

[Monet X Change]

You're Skeeter.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm like.

[Monet X Change]

You're a fucking Skeeter.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm like, doo, doo, doo doo. I'm. Hey, Arnold.

[Monet X Change]

You are not bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm Laura Winslow.

[Monet X Change]

Laura was not the main.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, she was like the plane one.

[Monet X Change]

Was she?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, Steve Urkel. The father. They were all wild.

[Monet X Change]

The dad. I mean, the brother though.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm Laura Winslow. How dare you, mister.

[Layla McQueen]

You have no quirks. There is nothing interesting.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I didn't say I have no quirks, but I'm not like.

[Layla McQueen]

So you're not quirky, but you have quirks.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm not like. I'm not like.

[Ad Host]

You are.

[Monet X Change]

Woohoo. Bob, you are insane. Layla, do not listen to Bob. Bob is the quirkiest person in this room.

[Layla McQueen]

I'm not listening. I'm just calling her out in front of her friends because it's funny.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I have no friends in this room. I will say. Okay, so what really upset me was that there's a picture of me. We'll put it on the screen. This picture, which is from season one, episode one of We're Here. And I think I look really beautiful in this picture. But now that I have a makeup artist, whenever I look good online folks are like, even, by the way, Layla mugs me down. Layla's a much better makeup artist than I am. But whenever I do my own makeup and look at her was like, damn, Layla fucking turned. Bob never looked this good before Layla. Never. And I'm like, this was literally before Layla.

[Layla McQueen]

You should really post a picture before Drag Race and see how many people will comment being like, layla turned me out.

[Monet X Change]

You would like to see the pictures of this looking good without Layla.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, there are. I have tons of pictures of me looking good without Layla. Okay, I'll show you a picture of me looking beautiful. But now, no matter what. So for example, the one that I get this coming on the most is the green look from Branson, Missouri. And everyone's like, damn, Leila. Bob should never do her own makeup ever again. And I'm like, y', all, this is so shady.

[Monet X Change]

But is it the star look? The showgirl look?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, with the thing on my head. It's not a star. It's a diamond.

[Monet X Change]

It did look great that time. It has stars over it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Drag me.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, so.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, so I'm not. I'm not joking, bitch.

[Layla McQueen]

Thanks for ruining the party, girl.

[Monet X Change]

Eureka.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, wait, so we should tell them this story too. So we were watching. We're Here at the creators. We're here is like their super beautiful home in the hills. We were in there prior.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen the home. It's not that beautiful. Is fucking stunning.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

In their private movie theater. We're in their private movie theater. And then they were like, we should show an episode that hasn't, like, a little bit of an episode that hasn't aired yet. It's like one of the last episodes in the season. Only the first episode has aired. This, like, just.

[Layla McQueen]

They only show us, like, the opening entrance looks.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So as they're showing it and one of the guys like, no, we can't show it. I just. I don't know. There's some lady there who is, like, not. She's not with any one of us. She's not with one of the queens. She's with a. Like, they invited someone, and then this person invited someone else. She's a friend of A friend in this house, she starts filming the tv. And then one of the owners of the home is like, in. Creators of the show is like. Like, Stompson is like, do not film this. Do not film what we're showing. It was like we were all. It was like, everyone, like, laughing and, like, frolicking and, like, eating nerds and skittles in this home theater having fun. And there was like, do not film this. And then I bet you can guess

[Monet X Change]

which creator that was.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Then, as it's really, really quiet, Eureka just goes, well, thanks. Ruin the party. Yeah, thanks, girl, for ruining the party, girl. That's very Eureka. And then everyone starts laughing. And then I was like. I mean, honestly, it kind of broke the ice. I'm glad she said it, because it was like she was. That woman had been scolded. And we were like, you're.

[Layla McQueen]

You're. She was like, I'm deleting it now.

[Monet X Change]

I was throwing trash in my mind. Just Stacey Leigh Matthews, just like, like. But Layla, talk about so. So obviously now you do a lot of you. You did makeup on Celebrity Drag Race.

[Layla McQueen]

I did.

[Monet X Change]

You didn't make up for boss.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

There's no ocular proof you're doing makeup.

[Layla McQueen]

It was secret. Celebrity Drag Race.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was plot twist.

[Monet X Change]

That was the secret. Okay, well, that was the guy talking about that. So that. So that was like a big scandal, right? Chanel kind of like, was the. She was the whistleblower. Was she?

[Layla McQueen]

Let me know if World of Wonder puts a little red dot my forehead during this conversation. Takes me. No, but.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, but because you guys knew that you weren't gonna be featured, we were. That was understanding.

[Layla McQueen]

We were hired as behind the scenes makeup artists. Like, they said, hey, you can be. We're gonna do a little bit with one with y' all in drag one of the days, but it's gonna be behind the scenes. I was like, okay, cool. I didn't know that there was gonna be mentors or anything. They say everything, which was. Which was fine. But I think most of the celebrities that we got along with posted and credited us and tag us and stuff.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We gagged when they made it look like we were doing the makeup.

[Layla McQueen]

You know, I didn't love it. But the cat. The check still cashed, so.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I mean, I mean, but also

[Layla McQueen]

at a certain point, like, I remember the first day we did it, and me and Chanel were sitting in the audience, like, they needed to fill some more seats. So we were sitting right, like, right in front of where the judges panel are. And Michelle's like, hi, girls. And she was like, chanel, who did you paint? And she's like, oh, I did Nico. And she's like, Layla. She goes, no. She goes, layla, who did you paint? Is it possibly the girl in the blue eyeshadows with a heart on her cheek?

[Monet X Change]

Who was that again?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was Jordan.

[Monet X Change]

Jordan was the other one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, Creek.

[Monet X Change]

No. That was the second episode. Even Jordan. Okay, so here's my thing with that. I was like. Because you were. You were the one who played it cool the most. I feel like Chanel had something crazy to say, and Mayhem just did. She. She. Like, she did on Twitter. She did because. Because she tagged me because I worked with her. So she liked that, right, Monet? Like, it's very that. And then Mayhem just posted a gif of her eyes, like, whatever. Her fucking drama thing. That thing. And then when you were like, girl, I got hired to do this thing, I did it. And I don't. Like, there's no trust. Like, why is everyone mad about it?

[Layla McQueen]

I posted the pictures eventually, when I started doing more makeup gigs, and, like, I started. I did. I painted Detox for a couple, like, music video things that she did, like, at home. And at a certain point, I was like, I'm enjoying doing makeup more. And this was also between, like, just starting the tail end of We're Here. So I was like, I'm just gonna post it. So on my Instagram. I was still like, I didn't make a big deal, but I was like, I did this makeup.

[Monet X Change]

Ye.

[Layla McQueen]

This is me. This is. You know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You also curate palettes for Sugarville.

[Monet X Change]

I do. Do you really?

[Layla McQueen]

I do.

[Monet X Change]

She likes the.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Likes the colors and curates.

[Layla McQueen]

There's one I helped them with, one that isn't out yet, but the C3,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

like, super secret celebrity makeup.

[Layla McQueen]

Well, I'm working on this secret project in the location.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Talk about right now. I'm getting some aesthetic procedure done the

[Layla McQueen]

same day, but one of their. I picked all. Like, I designed the colors in the palette. Like, it's not. It's not like a collab, but sugar still. Sugar Pillow pays me to.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, because you're really good with makeup. You're really good with color.

[Layla McQueen]

Thank you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Let's actually talk a little bit more when we get back to work.

[Layla McQueen]

Close your eyes. Exhale. Feel your body relax, and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Ad Host]

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[Layla McQueen]

And breathe.

[Ad Host]

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[Bob The Drag Queen]

1-800-contacts. And we're back.

[Monet X Change]

So when what came so in my mind, young 12 year old Layla is like sitting at home, where are we going with this? And you start fucking with makeup and start fucking with colors. How did it start?

[Layla McQueen]

If Bob said, Young 12 year old Layla, it's me crying with an emo bang when I was a young boy. Bob loves to curate, thinking my life was so dramatically miserable.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

They tell stories that make them sound. That make it sound dramatic.

[Monet X Change]

Layla, you're very self deprecated. And every story is like, girl's like, how you doing?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She goes, well, I woke up again.

[Monet X Change]

That's literally you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm not trying to put you and Kathy's business in these streets, but some of the stuff that Layla tells me.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, who's Kathy?

[Layla McQueen]

My mother.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's just like, it feels like. What's that show where they're. It's that show the Goldbergs.

[Monet X Change]

Meet the Goldbergs. Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

Is that the 80s one?

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I've never seen it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It feels like that. But the 2000s, like whenever. Whenever you tell these stories, I think of this, like, this house. Like wood panel walls and like a recessed den. That's just how I imagine the house still.

[Monet X Change]

What is naughty pie?

[Layla McQueen]

It's like not pine. It's naughty pine in American Horror Stories Season 3. And Jessica Lane got sent to hell. She's sitting in like a cabin and she's like, oh, God, what is this? Naughty Pines. That was like, that was the her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Hell, did you have any wood panel in your house at all?

[Layla McQueen]

Not in the walls. We had wood floors, but not. We had. Every wall was painted a different color.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, so she was red church.

[Layla McQueen]

No, we didn't have a housekeeper. Our housekeeper didn't have a housekeeper.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We didn't all grow up like you and I.

[Monet X Change]

So when did you start doing makeup?

[Layla McQueen]

I started playing around doing makeup when I was in high school. Like I would go to house parties and like dress up.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What? Monet is where she's. Tamron Hall.

[Monet X Change]

I'm acting.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I know you're right, but I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's just so funny because. Because like you swear when they're like,

[Monet X Change]

well, you know what? It's because I have a genuine interest in my guest. Not Just about myself, you know, like some other people on the podcast.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Wait, when did you start.

[Monet X Change]

I was like, with me when you did my makeup.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

When did you start doing makeup? Wow.

[Monet X Change]

So you would go to house parties in Giche.

[Layla McQueen]

I would. In like, 16. I'm gonna say 16 is when I started, like, in my room, going to house parties and doing all that. I was also, like, always artsy and did a lot of painting and art school. Yeah. But, like, really. But in high. Yeah, I know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I have.

[Layla McQueen]

I have a full college degree,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

but it was a little too shocked when I said, really?

[Monet X Change]

College?

[Layla McQueen]

You graduated high school one.

[Monet X Change]

In my mind, I was like, did you go to, like, one of those. Because I went to, like, an audition high school thing, and I don't know if that's, like, normal everywhere else again,

[Layla McQueen]

girl, I went to a shitty school for coloring.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay. Well, I do have an original queen in this home, which I'm, you know. A picture of the devil looking a dick.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. It's so good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We cannot show it. We cannot show that.

[Layla McQueen]

Monetize this, sweetie.

[Monet X Change]

So good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

We will post it on the Patreon.

[Monet X Change]

Patreon.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So if you want to see, you can go to the Patreon. It is a picture of a. Of a blue devil licking a white

[Monet X Change]

dick, and I had to be white.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was a self portrait.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, good answer.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The devil. I want another. I want, like.

[Monet X Change]

I want to.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You do that one really quick. I want, like, a. I want a full. Layla.

[Layla McQueen]

We talked about this last time.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Layla's really talented.

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, my God, you guys. Keep going.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She painted my jacket. That jacket that she made me. She painted the back of it.

[Monet X Change]

She. She made the jacket that she painted on that she painted it on.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

I've been doing. Since I got eliminated from Drag Races, making jackets. The first episode, they're like, this is. I'm like, I'm. I'll show you.

[Monet X Change]

I'll make a jacket, buy one from you. Would you. Would you make one for me?

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah. I mean, actually, she hasn't worn it yet anywhere or whatever. But I made a jacket for Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

Michelle?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, the one who read her down.

[Layla McQueen]

Full circle work.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she asked you for. You, like, did it as, like a. And here you go.

[Layla McQueen]

No, I started selling. So during quarantine, I started trying to get, like. I was digital drag, not my thing, so I started, like, all, like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, drag, not your.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah, well, I've never done it before. I've only, like, dabbled. But during quarantine, I was like, this shit is not it.

[Monet X Change]

This is.

[Layla McQueen]

This is too, too much. So my parents would send me old jeans that they were, like, donating or getting rid of or jeans I didn't fit into. And I just kept making denim jackets and selling them. And Michelle was like, how the fudge do I get one of these? Immediately I was like, okay.

[Monet X Change]

And she says, I want it

[Layla McQueen]

jacket. At Michelle, she might have. I don't know if this is like a whole, like, you know, cardigan birthday sit.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I. I imagine that this are

[Layla McQueen]

gonna start a podcast just to fight each other on her not wearing white jacket.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, I also don't think Michelle is, like, online posting her looks like photo shooting all my looks.

[Layla McQueen]

She also could have worn it for something that has not aired or anything. I'm sure.

[Monet X Change]

I'm sure. Michelle. I always tell people, because Michelle is deemed as the mean judge on Drag Race. People think Michelle is one of the. She's great. She's such a nice lady.

[Layla McQueen]

She's very genuine.

[Monet X Change]

Of course. She's so sweet. She's so kind. She's so gracious.

[Layla McQueen]

She's definitely. The jacket is very. It's a black and white denim jacket. And I like. It was like, oh, this is so.

[Ad Host]

She goes.

[Layla McQueen]

She goes, I love it. I want you to throw rhinestone stars all over it. I'm like, we really got, you know, throw the jersey.

[Monet X Change]

Not your aesthetic at all.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've never had an opportunity to tour with Michelle because they're. If you. If you. So there's like a couple of people like me, Asia, Bianca Del Rio, and you really. But you kind of feel back and forth are the people who host the shows. Monet will host anyway. But me, Bianca and Michelle are almost exclusively booked on tours to host. And so I never toured with Bianca. I never toured Michelle. And I've never. I mean, besides our. Our tours, I've never done one of the. One of the big tours with you either.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, really?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I feel like also when you started doing the big tours, I kind of stopped doing the big tours.

[Layla McQueen]

You guys didn't do Messy and Petty Christmas together?

[Monet X Change]

No, we never did any Murray and Peter together.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I did. I did Mary and Peter way before. I mean, like, I think what happened was when Monet started doing these big tours, I was in Berkeley.

[Layla McQueen]

Do you remember the. The Season 8 Murray and Pierre tour where Thorgy throw out her back?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Layla McQueen]

So I was performing in.

[Monet X Change]

I remember you were there.

[Layla McQueen]

I was performing in Rochester. No, it was.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Was it Buffalo somewhere? Upstate New York.

[Layla McQueen]

Upstate New York. And I was film. I was performing the like, the like later that night. I was not a part of it. It was kind of like I was kind of doing what Willem was doing with the PG tours and just doing like the after parties. And so we were in the same town and so we reached out and I think my manager reached out to Marie and Peter was like, hey, Layla, can we come back and see the girls? Or whatever? And they're like, no, but you're more than welcome to buy a ticket to the show. I was like told explicitly I could not go to the dressing room to see the girls while they were getting ready.

[Monet X Change]

It wasn't even Covid.

[Layla McQueen]

Covid, Exactly.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Who's a Covid?

[Layla McQueen]

And then Thorgy threw a bat. I'm at dinner and it is a an hour maybe till a meet and greet. And I get a text being like, so Thursday, throw a back out. Can you come do the show?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Layla McQueen]

In an hour. I was like, absolutely. Under no circumstances.

[Monet X Change]

Good.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That like in the end, third year, of course, threw her back out. Someone gave her drugs.

[Layla McQueen]

Well, she gave her an Advil.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was prescription pain.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was, it wasn't like aspirin one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but yeah, you made, you made it seem very. Now you said you just. It was prescription medication. That was not Thorgy's prescription. Yeah, got it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't even know if it was her prescription. I don't know where she got her.

[Layla McQueen]

I don't think Thorgy's ever done a prescription as her own.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She is a wild. By the way, Monet and Thorgy are in a full on rivalry right now.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, fuck Thorgy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And you know what it is?

[Monet X Change]

It's the appropriation for me. I've had it drag her. I've had to deal with it since I started drag in 2012. And I think that I'm finally at a time in my life where I feel like we need to call Thorgy out as, as a unit and everyone let her know that her behavior wearing my people's hair is unacceptable. Well, you can't wear your people's hair.

[Layla McQueen]

Hey, hey, hey. Monet is bald by choice.

[Monet X Change]

Hello. Thank you, Layla.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That is one of Monet's stories that she professor with that she is bald by choice.

[Monet X Change]

By choice. Would you ever get hair transplant surgery?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Never. Not once.

[Monet X Change]

Like really. Maybe in like 10 years, even one time.

[Layla McQueen]

Have you had Botox?

[Monet X Change]

No, I've known anything I want to, though. They always say start young before you need it.

[Layla McQueen]

You've Never had any aesthetic procedures.

[Monet X Change]

I've had aesthetic procedure, not Botox or filler.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So we're marking them all out.

[Ad Host]

So you all know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what the Botox is.

[Monet X Change]

There is a long list of things. I have a question. This is. People ask you this all the time.

[Layla McQueen]

I'm curious.

[Monet X Change]

I've never seen you. I've never seen you answer it. Would you ever do an All Star?

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah. Really? Yes. I said, what do you mean? You never see me answer it?

[Monet X Change]

I never see you answer it.

[Layla McQueen]

Really?

[Monet X Change]

People tag.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, maybe you don't watch any of Layla's content without telling me you don't watch any of Layla's content.

[Layla McQueen]

I'll be fair. I don't post any content.

[Monet X Change]

So you would do it All Stars?

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah. If the timing was right. They asked me, yes. I would love to go back and show that I.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And you better be like, she wasn't on your fucking season, because you would not have fucking won.

[Monet X Change]

How do you think you're doing?

[Layla McQueen]

All Stars?

[Monet X Change]

I feel like. I feel like you're so funny. I feel like people. People didn't get to see all that over you.

[Layla McQueen]

That's the thing. Like, when we. I did Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Cause you already did the drag Race.

[Layla McQueen]

It was not what it was now. So I showed up. I was like, oh, my. When is this? Like, so nervous? And I didn't know what TV filming was like or any of that. I literally. I auditioned for Drag Race to be like, I want to go on tours. I want to perform bars. I was just like, oh, I do drag in. The show's fun of my audition. It was just like, a whim. So I think I would do much better. I think I would have. I would think I would be a lot less anxious and not. Not anxious at all, but I think I would be a lot more fun. So good.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you look so good. You will look so good. You'd be really good. Into challenges. You turn it. What's the interest line?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Every girl thinks. Every girl thinks the interest line.

[Layla McQueen]

No.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Even I have a new entrance line.

[Monet X Change]

What's your new entrance line?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've never got my fucking track right.

[Monet X Change]

What's yours?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm gonna walk in with a catsuit that has wings on it, right? So you can see, like, a little space. And I want to have to say cunt again. Then I'm gonna raise one wing that's gonna be a Y, and it's gonna say, well, this looks familiar. Also, this is hilarious coming from someone with literally two of the worst entrance lines in the history of Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Sure.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So what are you cackling about?

[Monet X Change]

I love my drives. That's your business.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And that's you or you, me and me. Sweep up the competition.

[Monet X Change]

Everything iconic.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was not iconic.

[Monet X Change]

It was iconic.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Comment below.

[Monet X Change]

What do you think you're the tiebreaker of?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What was Monet coming in with a push? Look, I'm here to sweep up the competition.

[Layla McQueen]

I thought it was fun. I also feel like there's been a podcast where you said, you, like, thank you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, I said, I told you to say. I told me to walk in with money, guns and say, looks like the exchange rate just went up. That's what I said.

[Monet X Change]

My interest line was great. I loved it.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah. I don't think it was cringe.

[Monet X Change]

I think it was way better than the bodysuit says it all.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay, that wasn't my interest line. You. You literally have no.

[Layla McQueen]

You did you not have an interesting. You just pick stuff out of your teeth.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I walked in and I said. I walked in and I said, well, you know. But they didn't hear that. So it's just me walking in, going, and my entrance is genuine.

[Layla McQueen]

I love Kennedy Davenport. I like Kennedy Davenport's entrance. She walked in, just goes, hello. She literally walked in and goes, well, hello.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember that. What did she do the second time?

[Layla McQueen]

I have no idea. Maybe like, we're here or something. How about this? What if I don't? And I love haunted houses. So instead of me walking through, I just dress up like one of the makeup bags near the table and just pop up and scream at them.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I said that if Robbie Turner ever came back, she should walk in completely out of drag and be like, no, I'm serious this time. I literally didn't know what's happening today.

[Monet X Change]

That's a good one. That's a good one. So how are we doing, Robbie? Turn.

[Layla McQueen]

I have not spoke. I have not spoken to her. And when we were in Spartanburg, I. Oh, God. I go to get. I go to bring Bob something, like a foundation of hers I had in my bag or whatever. I knock on the door. It is. Is completely dark. Bob is in just her underwear. Being like, who is it? And it's like, this is me. She's like, oh, it's okay. And she's like, I mean. I mean, hot wings. I didn't want to get anything on my clothes. She's in the pitch black eating wings, watching a documentary about why McDonald's ice cream machines are always broken.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The fuck?

[Monet X Change]

You are so weird.

[Layla McQueen]

I digress.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But we're talking about. I don't want to get swing sauce on my clothes.

[Layla McQueen]

But we're talking about Robbie.

[Monet X Change]

Are you. Bitch.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Are you.

[Monet X Change]

Are you throwing the wings?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Wings around the room. I drop them sometimes. I do. I drop them. You never dropped a wing on yourself?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob looks so confused.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You never dropped a wing on yourself? Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, seldom. But you. I just make sure you just de. Rolled everything. And like, I don't want to get wings on myself. I mean.

[Layla McQueen]

But like pitch black door open. Like, it's almost like. Like an old recluse with the. Like the choo.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Is it? I was underwear said I want to go.

[Monet X Change]

Hey.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know what I mean? I didn't know who it was. It could have been. Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

It could have been.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was the showrunner anyone.

[Layla McQueen]

But we're hanging out. We're talking about Robbie and Bob's like, you're right. Let's call her. And just called her. She didn't answer.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But she did not answer.

[Layla McQueen]

No word.

[Monet X Change]

She did text me back though. And she's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I said, I was just calling to see how you're doing.

[Monet X Change]

She said, I'm.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm doing great.

[Monet X Change]

Thanks for asking.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So number's still the same or someone takes me back. I'm assuming it was Robert Turner.

[Monet X Change]

What's her number?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I was like. I think I said. I think I said, hey, I'm just checking to see how you're doing.

[Monet X Change]

Can you call? Right.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know, it seems inappropriate. I probably shouldn't have called her the first time, but I just texted her and said I'm great. Just. She said, hey, Bob, I don't have amazing reception here, but I saw you called. I hope you're well. I said, I'm great. Just sitting with Layla McQueen. We're just talking about you. Hope you're well too. That's kind of you to say. I love me some Layla. I thought of you.

[Monet X Change]

Not Bob. Oh, I just love Layla. I'm happy she decided to call. What about you?

[Layla McQueen]

Robbie said that?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

That's not an acknowledged mom.

[Layla McQueen]

That's not.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You're really reaching here. Anyway.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think so. I think that's mean.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I thought I thought of you many times. I hope to see you someday soon. And that was our last correspondence.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Layla McQueen]

Your purse.

[Monet X Change]

Your purse.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So that was my last correspondent with Ms. Turner. And I hope she's very well. That'd be a good documentary. Finding Robbie Turner.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, sure.

[Layla McQueen]

Driving Miss Daisy. Driving Miss Turner.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think I would. I would absolutely watch it. But I also watched The I drive mistake also. So I also watched the documentary about the ice cream machines being broken at McDonald's.

[Monet X Change]

So yeah, I saw that. It's like a whole thing like people like the company does on purpose because

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I went back. It was a thing where McDonald's has a deal with the company where they aren't allowed to fix the machines themselves and they cannot hire mechanics to fix the machine. It has be someone who, from the company that makes the machines.

[Monet X Change]

So they, so it's just a vicious cycle. They always have to call the people to fix it.

[Layla McQueen]

Do you think Everline is a clone?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know much about her.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I do not believe in conspiracy theories

[Layla McQueen]

in general at all.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

There's zeitgeist. I, I, I don't believe in everything in Zeitgeist.

[Monet X Change]

Did you believe that, that the world.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That nine levels an inside job? Not. No, not. I mean the, the short, the short answer is no. The long answer is they probably had people in America working on this job as well. But I don't think it was the government. Like, do you think it was.

[Monet X Change]

No. I mean, I don't honestly. Maybe no. But I just feel like I don't put anything past the government. The government is so slimy and gross. I don't put anything past the government. And I think it's all also murked up and shit in the Middle east that America has done. So. But if you like really break it down, did America have something to do with it? Sure. So what does that mean?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

The government is slimy and gross? Can you be a little more specific about that?

[Monet X Change]

The government has, systemically, for centuries, they have, they have not had the best interests of people that look like me in this country. So the government is not great. The government is not good. The government's full of people who are

[Bob The Drag Queen]

not great people that would be systematically.

[Layla McQueen]

I still don't know the difference. You've explained it time and time again and the words in my brain sound so similar that I can't, I just

[Bob The Drag Queen]

like Systemic racism means the system itself has racism in it. It's in the laws, it is in the, the, the, the text. It is in the Bill of Rights.

[Layla McQueen]

Systemic.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's systemic. It is a part of a system. A systematic means it has been happening over a period of time to go toward a certain goal. So if we are taking bricks off of a wall, we are systematically taking the wall down. If, if taking the wall down is part of rebuilding something else. I don't know how you can systemically take a wall down. But Systemic racism.

[Monet X Change]

If you. If you made laws and about it to make.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then that would be systemic.

[Monet X Change]

This is me with. With all intents and purposes. Do you. Do you know what the first word is?

[Layla McQueen]

All intensive purposes.

[Monet X Change]

All intents and purposes. I used to say all intents, but it's all intense with a T on tent.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah. Like. Like, my intent is to do this, and my purpose is to do this. So for all intents and purposes.

[Layla McQueen]

All intent and purposes.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like you. Like.

[Monet X Change]

Like, what do you want?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Someone goes, what are your intents?

[Layla McQueen]

With my daughter, money's like. I mean, like, did you go to college?

[Monet X Change]

What are your intentions? I thought it was I. So it is I N T E N T S. I grew up saying it. I N T E. Like, this is very intense. Like, it's intense.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So that doesn't make sense, though.

[Layla McQueen]

I used to have this T shirt, like, you know that brand Volcom? It was like one of those skateboarding brands. Yes. And the T shirt said Volcom. It's intense. And it had the symbol of the company inside of tents.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe I don't remember Volcom that. I think about something else.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Anyway. Back to America. America being slimy and snaky. I think that America has had a lot of systemic racism and systematic.

[Monet X Change]

Abolished libraries.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. I get tagged in that famous painting of a library burning.

[Monet X Change]

It was the library of Alexander. Alexander the Great.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've been Photoshopped into it whenever AOC tweeted something about libraries. I am mostly about you. And AOC tweeted about. I love libraries.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm tagged in it a thousand times. Librarians write me every single day. I'm like, y', all, this. Is this too much?

[Monet X Change]

I think me and medications people won't let me live it down.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do you hear what you hear with the medications?

[Layla McQueen]

That was wild.

[Monet X Change]

Do you finish, like, antibiotics?

[Layla McQueen]

Yes. Monet.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Everyone does. Monet. Literally everyone. Because you're telling.

[Layla McQueen]

I might have called Bob about that one or we were with each other, like, right. I know. We were on set, like, the next day, we flew in town. I go, this is insanity.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Everyone does. Because the doctors, like, you absolutely have to finish this. I mean, they already sold you the whole body.

[Layla McQueen]

I thought the scam was that, like, if you finish them, you'd have to go back to work. If I was finished them, you have to get more.

[Monet X Change]

Well, but because it never. That never happened to me. Well, I thought it was happening to me. I thought I was feeling better, and then I'll be cool, and then, you know, to be fair, I haven't had to take a lot of antibiotics for STDs. When I did have one, I think I had. I finished it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But we also have antibiotics every. Pretty much every time you have any amount of surgery. If you get your wisdom teeth removed, if you get that.

[Monet X Change]

I did not finish those. My wisdom teeth medicine. It's not wisdom teeth, but you know what I mean. The antibiotics I got for my wisdom teeth, I didn't finish those.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, you. I mean, you should have. But anytime you go into the knife, they give you antibiotics just to make

[Monet X Change]

sure you don't get an abortion. But also because amoxicillin can kill anything. Anything.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

I. Obviously not true.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Okay.

[Monet X Change]

Most times you get, you get antibiotics. I get, I get a monster.

[Layla McQueen]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

So I'm like, I'm just saying, pretty much. Pretty much everyone gets some oxygen and Dr. Cycling. Dr. Cycling is the one you get in real world.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But also, I don't want to. What do you think? But you don't. The reason you don't save them in your purse, because if you, like, let's say you get chlamydia or something, you won't have enough amoxicillin. But left over from your last day.

[Monet X Change]

But if you. But, but for the past five things, then you got like, you got. You gotta hold it,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

y'.

[Ad Host]

All.

[Monet X Change]

Did I do that? I'm just saying that's what I used to.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What did they just say? One pill from the last 20 surgeries,

[Monet X Change]

girl, and then you like, play the game. It's also, when I didn't have health insurance, I was like, I can't afford to go into the doctor. I'm saved my drug.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I went to the doctor today.

[Layla McQueen]

That's kind. That's not logical. But you know, I was like, every

[Monet X Change]

time I go to the doctor, it was like about 650 bucks.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I went to the doctor today and my doctor does not take my insurance because I have like coverage California. I have Kaiser, which is like.

[Monet X Change]

Aren't you in California?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, it's called coverage California.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, you have coverage California and the doctor at Kaiser won't. Doesn't take.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, the doctor. That is Kaiser.

[Monet X Change]

Kaiser is covers California. Yeah, Kaiser Permanente.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes, got it. But it's not. It's not like rich people insurance. So I was going to get all this work done everywhere. I was in Beverly Hills getting my fucking work done. And you know what? It didn't feel nice the way they say, we don't take your insurance. It's not like, oh, no, we don't. It's like. It's like a. I'm sorry, Kaiser. It's like Robbie Turner, Naomi Smalls booked in their fucking promo. Like, it was. So when you're in. You ever drove through Beverly Hill?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I mean, you. I can't speak. I really felt like I was like, these are some crazy rich people. Like, I felt poor driving through this space and I'm not poor, I'm not broke, but I was like, these people are like, rich, rich. It is crazy.

[Layla McQueen]

Like how rich?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like Maseratis,

[Layla McQueen]

like Monet's childhood rich?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes, like Monet growing up in St. Louis.

[Monet X Change]

Those people could never.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. See, I'm glad you're leaning into it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

$14 million homes, Maseratis, range Rovers and

[Monet X Change]

I'm hearing my Toyota Venza fully wrapped.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I googled. I just played the other day. We were shooting the looks when we were here and Gloria, who is so, like, competitive sometimes, she was like, baby, and my car is much nicer than yours.

[Monet X Change]

And I was like, gloria, Gloria.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Anyway, I googled it. She was right. Her car is a lot nicer.

[Layla McQueen]

It is.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I look, I was like. I was like, this is a much nicer. It's a Volvo, but it is. It is a very high end Volvo. I was like, this is. This is a much nicer car.

[Layla McQueen]

She got you there.

[Monet X Change]

Did you know? Did you do the wigs and gray shoot back in season eight?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yes.

[Layla McQueen]

Not on season eight after Bitch.

[Monet X Change]

She will use those pictures till the end of. I wake up every couple months with pictures of me in a wig just like Sherbert.

[Layla McQueen]

Isabella.

[Monet X Change]

Like Gloria. But to be fair, you go to her house. It was right at season 10. I went to her house. She housed me. She flew me in, she paid me for the thing and she took a picture of me in about 80 wigs.

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It was insane.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You know who did not get invited?

[Layla McQueen]

Who?

[Monet X Change]

It was the entrance line.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Gloria Divina.

[Monet X Change]

Do it now, do it now, love. She got time for you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do it now.

[Layla McQueen]

We literally just shot you in 80 wigs and Grace wigs in the past four days.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But I had to pay her. She didn't pay me.

[Layla McQueen]

That's why she's got a nicer car.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Exactly. Because I paid her. Do you have a list of queens you are dying to pay?

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, let's. I do. I have been making a. Layla writes Bob.

[Monet X Change]

Y' all would be Bob swear he's over when he's in his debuts, y'. All. He swears he's over you look at. Do you have a little. You see how that works?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, but you were like, layla, please

[Monet X Change]

deny you're creating this narrative in your head.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Layla, first of all, writes everything down. Do you really? If you go, layla's home. It's like memento.

[Monet X Change]

You ever seen Momento Drag Me?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It is. I mean, there are post its everywhere.

[Layla McQueen]

I don't like to put things on my phone because I have so much on my phone and the phone's so distracting that I need to write visual. I have to have visual things and write it down and like, be like, okay, I need to do that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's how I'm literally like, memento. Post it. Post its everywhere.

[Layla McQueen]

It's one of my weird quirks.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

1.

[Monet X Change]

Wait, what is. What are you looking at right now?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's a picture of a post it

[Layla McQueen]

that is not out of the realm of possibilities.

[Ad Host]

Queens.

[Layla McQueen]

I really want to paint. I would like to paint Peppermint Widow. I would love to do Dita. I want to redo with Willem.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's a Gigi, good of makeup. Layla Glitchy with all the black.

[Monet X Change]

Those are all black girls.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

There's a place in Beverly Hills called Gigi's hair Salon.

[Monet X Change]

Is it Gigi Goods hair Salon?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, but I looked at it. I meant to take a picture of it today, but I was like, I was driving and I didn't want to do it, but I was like, not Gigi's Hair Salon.

[Layla McQueen]

I mean, I really want to. I really want to do something for Derek. I mean, yes, I would really like to paint Derek.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Not you being like. I really want to reach out and touch Derek's head.

[Layla McQueen]

I also would like to paint Trixie and do some tricksiness, but a little different. Those are like Drag Race girls.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

What? What.

[Monet X Change]

What is someone celebrity you're dying to paint?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's all, baby, it's going bananas. What is? Like what, like, what makes the queens that you want to paint? Because I know, I know. Like, for me, I would want to paint Pep if I. If I was some painting guru because she's just so, like, she's stunning. Like, she's very naturally beautiful.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So it'd be fun to, like, amp it up.

[Layla McQueen]

There's just queens that I like or queens that like the way they do their makeup, or I'd like to just

[Bob The Drag Queen]

see mixed up a little bit. Like, Trixie doesn't mix it up a whole lot.

[Layla McQueen]

I'd like to paint Roxy too.

[Monet X Change]

Roxy.

[Layla McQueen]

Andrew. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I can see that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Is there another Roxy?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know She a Roxy.

[Layla McQueen]

There probably is now. I mean, there's just so many. So, so many.

[Monet X Change]

Canada Drag. Canada and UK are happening simultaneous.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Brooklyn looks so good.

[Monet X Change]

Brooklyn looks amazing in that gold outfit. She looks incredible. Incredible.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And I hope this season that she's like, like, elevated the season one, in my opinion, the. The biggest critique I have for season one of Canada's Drag Race was that. Is that. No, it's not for her. Is that. Is that. Brooklyn should have been the RuPaul of the show. Brooklyn should have been the host.

[Monet X Change]

Brooklyn Heights.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But then I remember. I will never forget Tom Green telling someone to lip sync for their life. If Tom Green told me lips, I'm like, you lip sync for your life. My bum is on your face.

[Monet X Change]

What movie was he?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He was a TV show called the

[Monet X Change]

Tom Green show on mtv. Yes, I'm Green. He's the one. Drew Barrymore. Yes, probably.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He's the one who had testicular cancer very famously. And then, like, apparently he saved, like, a lot of lives because he made a whole thing, a song called, like, touch your balls or something.

[Monet X Change]

I used to mix Tom Green and Tom Petty and Andy Dick of all the time. To me, they're like. They're the same person in my head. Andy Dick. Remember crazy Andy Dick, the comedian?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I remember Andy Dick with the curly hair.

[Layla McQueen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

Andy Dick, white dude. He had the glasses. He did a lot of MTV stuff, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He did like. He was wild.

[Monet X Change]

Wild. Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He was like. He was kind of like, think. At one point, it felt like he was kind of like Kathy Griffin. But then he went wild. Like, it was like, yeah, out of this world.

[Monet X Change]

He did something pedophilic or he did. So he, like.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't know if that's true.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Jacob, can you look it up? He did something where he was, like, either masturbating somewhere. He got. He got caught doing something. I remember this.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

You can't just go around telling people, saying, people are.

[Monet X Change]

I'm pretty sure he did. If not, we'll fix it. But I'm pretty sure he did, like, something. He got caught. He got, like, arrested stuff for doing something, like, not appropriate.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But he was one of those people who did, like, crazy stunts. And, like, not stunts like. Like, go. It was go to public. Go to, like, events and red carpets and just act crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Which. There is a new Jackass movie coming out.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He would hit celebrities.

[Layla McQueen]

Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone? Well, you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I have never argued.

[Monet X Change]

Correct.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, he ped. He pedophile someone.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he did something crazy. Oh, like a lot of times.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Jesus Christ.

[Layla McQueen]

Have you ever gotten a fight or an argument with someone?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've never argued with anyone. Never. Wait, what were you.

[Layla McQueen]

Were you take the tactive or just acting so insane that the other person is like, I gotta stop. This is too much.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I. I'm on a podcast. Someone who does it all the time.

[Layla McQueen]

I mean, like making just noises, screaming, like, not. No, like real.

[Monet X Change]

Like, like, like. So you're like. Your thing is just being crazy. So the.

[Layla McQueen]

Like. Like you're having a. Like a breakdown.

[Monet X Change]

I'm ready to fight.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

My older roommate in high.

[Monet X Change]

I want to fight. Fight.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

My old remaining college used to do that. Whenever we would argue, he would just start like, I'm going to try to do an amazing.

[Monet X Change]

The one that, like, shot down, that robbed the people, that robbed the bank or whatever.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, no, no, not. That's. That's Morgan and Malik. This is Jaime, the one I peed on.

[Layla McQueen]

They were very collective when they fought.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Jaime. I'm gonna be Jaime. You ready? Let's argue about something.

[Monet X Change]

Why is the. Why did you put that over there?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, why'd you put it over there? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. That's not crazy. That means you want to fight. Fight. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. I'm scared. Oh, oh, oh. Hit me then. If you're scared. If you're gonna hit me, then hit me. Hit me. Oh, look at you. It was. It was like he was just non stop. And I was like, I can't. I can't even articulate a point. Because whatever I say, he'd be like, yeah, yeah, sure, I took the trash out. Look at me walk in the trash.

[Monet X Change]

I think Layla's talking more like, no,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I'm gonna go crazy like that.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah, y.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Well, that was the closest I had to that. And I did have a friend of mine named Frosty Flakes, a good friend of mine. We have a train. Whenever someone would come up to us. There are a lot of. A lot of nuts on the train. And she goes, oh, if a nut comes, you have to just. You have to act. Wow. So this one guys are coming up to us one time, and I remember we had. She used to take this rhinestone microphone to all of her gigs.

[Monet X Change]

A sleeve she put on it.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

No, it was a entire. I mean, mic stand.

[Monet X Change]

By mic stand.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Like an entire base when you had in your house? Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

She's taken to every single gig. It was like her thing. So she's holding the mic stand and this Guy comes at us. And then she of course just starts doing all the. Like, I'm a crazy. I'm the craziest on this track.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And it. It worked. They. They. The crazy person was like, whoa.

[Monet X Change]

She crazy crazy.

[Layla McQueen]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah. Oh. Missing crazy crazy. I don't think it was crazy crazy, but it did work.

[Monet X Change]

In her defense. How do you feel being in such close proximity to beautiful blackness?

[Layla McQueen]

I love it.

[Monet X Change]

Next question.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Cameron Hall.

[Layla McQueen]

Really?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Tamon Hall.

[Monet X Change]

Really fucking. I love the swivel. One of my favorite times was coming to Rhode Island. Pride or Providence? Pride. God, not with Laila. I just. Maddie and I are on the thing watching this. Whatever. I just look over. Layla is just making out with one guy in this hand.

[Layla McQueen]

Who's pride.

[Monet X Change]

One guy in this hand.

[Layla McQueen]

Just seen what I did in the bathroom upstairs.

[Monet X Change]

I like le going to live her dream.

[Layla McQueen]

That was so much fun.

[Monet X Change]

It was so fun.

[Layla McQueen]

Pride.

[Monet X Change]

I did not think Providence. No shade. I've never. I've been to Providence once. It's such a small town. It was such a good time.

[Layla McQueen]

I think sometimes prides border on getting like a little too wild. And this one felt just like it was fun and chill good spirits.

[Monet X Change]

I never been to the town.

[Layla McQueen]

No.

[Monet X Change]

No work.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That's so that besides that one time, there wasn't place.

[Monet X Change]

P town.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Where was it?

[Layla McQueen]

Providence, Rhode Island. P town is Provincetown. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Like intense. Not intense. See how that works?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Don't act like you're the geography queen who been done been new all this intense.

[Monet X Change]

Intense.

[Layla McQueen]

I was talking to Bob the other day about when we were all in celebrity drag Race and we were in the dressing room and Bob and I were talking about something and, like, laughing or whatever. You're like, remember that time you my

[Monet X Change]

boyfriend, you said that to Layla. Oh, did I?

[Layla McQueen]

It was like in the middle of us talking, you're like, I know.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

That was so funny.

[Layla McQueen]

Do you remember when you did that?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, I remember.

[Layla McQueen]

That really tickled me.

[Monet X Change]

It's such a good iceberg.

[Layla McQueen]

That was funny. It was funny.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do you ever compare notes?

[Layla McQueen]

No, I ain't actually fucking.

[Monet X Change]

She did not. That's why it was funny. Roberta, what's the game?

[Layla McQueen]

All right, so you're going to go to your phones. Oh.

[Monet X Change]

And you're going to open up the notes app.

[Layla McQueen]

I didn't finish college. I don't know how to write.

[Monet X Change]

And we're going to go down to

[Layla McQueen]

our ninth note, the ninth most recent note. And you're going to read it out loud.

[Monet X Change]

It has to be the ninth most recent Note.

[Layla McQueen]

Would you like to go there?

[Monet X Change]

You can go. You're a guest.

[Layla McQueen]

There's a title to this one. It says things I don't understand. One, how music gets put onto records and CDs. Two, how giant cruise ships float on water. The character bubble and ab fab. And how clouds weigh millions of pounds. I think I ate an edible before I fell asleep. And I'm just. I was like, I just don't get these things.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God, I would love to to do edibles with you.

[Layla McQueen]

Okay.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Do you ever time I said, well, that was on camera. Never mind. I like all my need to talk about doing drugs. And when and whenever you do, you're like, I never talk about that. Or do you have yours?

[Monet X Change]

Mine says, imagine the whole world without me and you if you met another me maybe I can guarantee you would still remember me and if your lips never touch my lips but you still remember this only in your memory Some sweet fantasy B section Nikki won me over Come claim your prize Once you did the rest and come alive Spark a flyer lights a lights up, lights up, lights up your life I'm telling you, telling you Said you've never seen a love like this Said you've never seen a love it's the lyrics.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Is that a song?

[Monet X Change]

Is this song I put out this past summer?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's a great song.

[Monet X Change]

Thank God.

[Layla McQueen]

It's very good.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It is very, very good. Yeah, you were just saying. Mine is called. This is titled Jokes. Just to be fair, these are just premises that I thought was funny In a moment, they might not be great. I don't know. The first one says Grindr is like Uber eats for Dick. That's the first thing I've written. And then I just wrote anti vax jokes. This was on August 3, 2019.

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, you could have given us a warning.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I hiked the top of a mountain and you won't believe what I found. Gay people name their cats after famous people. I hate cats. Cats will start eating you while you nap. New York City. Pigeons don't give a. Straight people aren't as smart. I'm gay, which means I think I'm better than you. And I'm from New York, which means I am better than you.

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, you use that one for your special.

[Monet X Change]

I did use that one. Yes, you did.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And that is my last, my fifth because I. I didn't have.

[Layla McQueen]

What did you find on the mountain? Or is it because it's a cliffhanger? It's a cliffhanger.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So the joke was there was There was, but it was. There was this article. You remember when Buzz used to be

[Monet X Change]

like,

[Bob The Drag Queen]

a man hiked to the top of a mountain in China, and you won't believe what was up there. And then you click it and you have to click like five times.

[Monet X Change]

They do that shit on Facebook all the time, too.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So I clicked it and I clicked all the way through to find what it was. And it was a tea hut. And I was like, on top of a mountain in China. I absolutely believe that. I said, you know what would have shocked me if I climbed the top of a mountain in China and there was an IKEA or an. I mean, I'd be like, I can't believe this is here chair. It was a joke that I had

[Monet X Change]

that never really went anywhere, but it was.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It was a premise.

[Layla McQueen]

I had those. Do you ever see those, like, Five Minute Craft videos? Those people need to be Electric Chair.

[Monet X Change]

What's it called? They're Being Funny.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But true. True. If you. If you want. So. True. True. I've deep dived.

[Layla McQueen]

Troom.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Troom. They're not being funny. Shroom Troom is a company like Five Minute Crafts. So Five Minute Craft, it's like the

[Monet X Change]

people, they like, they're like. They're like making like a cheese sauce, but they're like. It's like they're going about it the whole, like, a really weird way and like that thing you're talking about.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So Troom Troom is in the vein of Five Minute Craft, which has gone completely arrive these days. But Troom Troom will be like fun crafting ideas. But the crafting idea would be like painting a banana and then screwing it into the wall. And, like, that's the idea. And. But it's just these, like, insane clickbaity. It'll be like how to fix your cracked iPhone, and then the phone will be completely cracked and the. The. The thumbnail be someone pouring Diet Coke on the phone.

[Monet X Change]

Right.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

But then you click on it and it's actually not in the video at all. Or they put toothpaste on. Like, if you have toothpaste on your phone and wipe it off, the cracks will be gone.

[Monet X Change]

I'm talking about, though. It's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

It's.

[Monet X Change]

It's a specific thing on Facebook and it's.

[Layla McQueen]

It's.

[Monet X Change]

It's other places now, too, where it's like. And oftentimes, let me try to stereotype it, maybe like white. Like white women or like a white guy.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

They're Russian.

[Monet X Change]

No, they speak full English. Like, they're like, talking to the video and they're like. They're like making like a. A pasta cheese sauce, but it's like they like grape Cheetos in it and they do.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think there's a lady on Tick Tock who. And they're being like.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like. Are they being. Are they trying to be funny? I don't understand what's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I've seen a lot of the account. There's one on Tick Tock where a lady makes a. A sundae in a toilet.

[Monet X Change]

Right. Like. Like that.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And then there's one where the lady makes nachos just on her counter.

[Monet X Change]

Right, that one.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

It's like, what?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I don't.

[Monet X Change]

I don't understand. Like, are they being satirical? Are they trying to be funny?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

I think so. There's a thing on TikTok where some people start off not being sarical and they keep getting read. They end up. They count being that satire. There's one that I follow who. I'm really. He's so funny and I. I could, I could.

[Layla McQueen]

Is it the guy who does awkward things on purpose?

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Yeah, the one. The one who's like.

[Monet X Change]

Who's.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He like, sings to the camera and he's like, not me being shy or something like that. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I want to find. Y' all know one of the most. The guy who he. He debunks all hacks. Cowboy. The. It's like the black African guy and. Oh, I'm obsessed. I love his show.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He's like one of the most famous Tiktokers. It's insane.

[Layla McQueen]

Did he just do it with Naomi Campbell?

[Monet X Change]

Did he.

[Layla McQueen]

I swear he did something with Naomi.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

He has way over a million. He has like 30 million TikTok followers.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, he is. There we go. Kimmy Lamb. He has. He has 115.9 million TikTok followers. Each video gets like 90 million views. That is so good, though.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Also really into Ann Reardon. Do you know Ann Reardon?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

Ann Reardon is this Australian YouTuber who debunks these horrible cooking videos.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And she does a show called how to Cook Fat and her name is Ann Reardon. And she'll debunk. It'll be like making a cake in the microwave. And then she'll like, she'll show you why this video is complete bullshit and none of this can ever be done. And she shows how they like swap the cakes out. And someone like. It was like how to make a banana nut bread in a paper bag. And then she actually goes through and she does it. And then of course it always comes out terrible. And then she makes her husband eat it.

[Monet X Change]

Work. Anne Reardon.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And hello, I'm Ann.

[Monet X Change]

Hello.

[Layla McQueen]

I'm.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

This is how to. I'm Ann Reeden. This is how to cook that. And then she just.

[Monet X Change]

Ann Reardon.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And Reardon. She's amazing. We rested on. No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

And don't ever say anything.

[Layla McQueen]

Thank you.

[Bob The Drag Queen]

So. And with that, thank you for coming on my show.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, Leila, it's been a pleasure having you here, girl.

[Layla McQueen]

It's lovely to be here.

[Monet X Change]

You know, I just.

[Ad Host]

Great.

[Monet X Change]

You're also very cute.

[Layla McQueen]

Oh, my God. I know, right? It just feels so good to hear someone else say it, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Lea, thank you for being. Being here.

[Layla McQueen]

Thanks for having me.

[Monet X Change]

We'll see you next time. It's a. All right. Bye, everyone.

[Layla McQueen]

Bye.