The One With Luxx Noir London & Mistress Isabelle Brooks

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – “The One With Luxx Noir London & Mistress Isabelle Brooks”

Release Date: March 25, 2024

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Episode Overview

In this guest-hosted episode of Sibling Rivalry, Drag Race starlets Luxx Noir London and Mistress Isabelle Brooks hilariously take the reins from regular hosts Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change. What follows is a chaotically fun, read-filled conversation delving into Drag Race drama, internet messiness, drag business, relationships, and their unfiltered thoughts on fame, fan culture, and more. With their signature quick wit and a knack for playful shade, Luxx and Mistress deliver a jam-packed hour of candid insight, laughter, and iconic quotes.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Why Are Luxx & Mistress Hosting?

• [06:33] The duo teases the reason for their takeover, refusing to give the full story right away. Eventually, Mistress jokes Monét is “recovering from a BBL” and makes fun of both Bob and Monét’s absences, poking at Bob’s recent career moves. The banter sets the tone for a freewheeling, irreverent episode.

2. Social Media Drama & Luxx’s Twitter Suspension

• [01:10] Luxx reveals she’s in “Twitter jail” for 12 hours.
• The queens trade playful accusations about “celebrating” each other’s setbacks online.
• [03:19] Debate over being Team Bob vs. Team Monet, with both feigning neutrality but throwing friendly shade.
• Mistress jokes about being “victimized” by Luxx and references their ongoing banter with Bob.

3. Drag Race & Community Shade

• They rehash Bob’s tendency to “bully” or “gaslight” new queens, referencing Twitter feuds and personal dynamics from Drag Race.
• [04:08] “All Drag is valid, but when you play in my wigs, don’t do that ever again.” – Mistress on Matty Morphosis.

4. Fan Culture & Sibling Rivalry Fandom

• Luxx and Mistress both admit to watching (or pretending to watch) Sibling Rivalry and its Patreon-exclusive content.
• [06:17] Mistress half-jokes about wanting a cut of the Patreon money for their contributions.

5. Drag Money, Bookings & The Business

• [05:13] Sneaky references to buying Louboutins and how many pairs are “from Willem.” Luxx confirms they are all hers, “I do have the receipts.”
• [26:39] Honest talk about the realities of being a Drag Race queen, from sudden spikes in bookings to the cost of looks (“I spent a hundred thousand dollars on Drag Race”—Mistress [33:07], later denied).

6. Relationships, Private Life, and Drag Queen Dating

• [16:18 – 19:09] They open up about private relationships: Luxx is monogamous with her partner Thomas (“I’m a whore for someone who loves me”), while Mistress discusses the challenges of dating post-Drag Race.
• Touch on open relationships and polyamory, with reference to Bob’s poly status.

7. Drag Race Season 16 & DR Fandom

• [14:05] – [25:25] Both reflect on watching the series after competing, reviewing their connections to the S16 cast.
• On fandom: Drag Race queens today aren’t idolized the way early season girls were; fan gifts and mystique are largely gone.
• [44:11] Luxx: “They were treated by the fans more as, like, celebrities and not as people on a TV show.”

8. Local Drag vs. Drag Race Fame

• [27:05] – [30:42] Differences between pre- and post-Drag Race careers, with Luxx calling herself “a nepotism drag queen” and Mistress describing the grind in regional scenes like Texas.

9. The Reality of Being ‘Canceled’

• [33:58] Luxx: “I said, if you support Donald Trump, you should kill yourself...I was, like, canceled for a little.”
• Both discuss “cancellation” and being “polarizing,” and how fame now is shadowed by constant public scrutiny.

10. Top Drag Race Queens & Meeting Icons

• They list their all-time favorite queens (Bianca Del Rio, Naomi Smalls, Alaska, Shea Couleé, Aquaria, Kennedy Davenport, among others).
• Both describe the surreal experience of meeting RuPaul on set.
• [54:21] Luxx: “The first day I saw her she pointed at me and said, ‘I love that jumpsuit.’ I said, I won.”

11. Game: Bob vs. Monet Drag Race Looks

• [59:44–65:43] The hosts pit Bob and Monét’s most iconic looks against each other, bickering over promo, entrance, and finale outfits with zero filter. The reads are savage and the fashion analysis is uniquely their own.
  • [60:07] “Monet cleared. Sorry, Bob.” – Luxx (re: season 10 vs. 8 promos)
  • “Bob’s makeup looks horrendous with the hard front wig.” – Mistress [61:23]

12. Life Lessons, Personalities, and Kiki Moments

• Hilarious back and forth about how they would introduce each other (“She’s a little messy, she’s a little chaotic, but she’s nice”—Luxx [36:02])
• Unfiltered memories of nights out, “blackout drunk” stories, and impromptu attempts at phoning fellow queens.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Shade about social media suspensions:
  “I can only—I can literally show you the email…” – Luxx [02:35]

• On Drag Race money:
  “I file my taxes.” – Luxx [05:42]
  “Everyone right now, tag the IRS together.” – Mistress [05:37]

• On Drag Race relationships:
  “I’m not a white man’s whore, I’m just a person. I’m a whore for someone who loves me.” – Luxx [16:12]

• On Bob’s reputation:
  “Bob is a bully. Bob is a gaslighter. Bob is nasty to all the up and coming girls.” – Mistress [11:14]

• Game, Bob vs. Monét Looks:
  “Monet cleared. Sorry, Bob.” – Luxx [60:07]
  “Bob’s makeup looks horrendous with the hard front wig.” – Mistress [61:23]

• On RuPaul fan-girling:
  “She pointed at me, and she said, ‘I love that jumpsuit.’ And I said, I won.” – Luxx [54:21]

• On celebrity culture today:
  “There’s no allure. That’s what I was trying to get at. Now you can see what somebody’s doing at all times of the day, which I hate…” – Luxx [45:18]
  “There will never be...people are just celebrities. Nobody’s, like, famous.” – Luxx [46:29]

• Shady intro summaries:
  “You can probably find Mistress...face down in an alley.” – Luxx [68:10]

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:10 | Luxx on Twitter suspension & banter over social media drama | | 06:33 | Mistress & Luxx tease the reason for filling in as hosts | | 11:14 | Mistress calls out Bob as a “bully” in the Drag Race world | | 16:18 | Discussion on relationships and monogamy in their personal lives | | 27:05 | Honest dialogue on local drag vs. Drag Race opportunities & bookings | | 33:58 | Canceled culture, their own experiences being “polarizing” | | 44:11 | Nostalgia for early Drag Race fandom; “there’s no allure anymore” | | 54:21 | Luxx recounts her surreal first encounter with RuPaul | | 59:44 | The Bob vs. Monet look showdown—critiquing Drag Race icons’ wardrobe choices | | 63:34 | Finale look comparisons, more savage reads | | 67:12 | Well wishes for Bob & Monét, wrap-up banter, plugging their socials and YouTube channels |

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Tone & Style

The episode is unfiltered, fast-paced, and loaded with drag queen-style wit – bristling with playful reads, inside jokes, and warm camaraderie, all balanced with insider wisdom on drag, queer friendship, and internet fame.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a playful departure from standard Sibling Rivalry. Luxx and Mistress keep the energy high, mocking themselves and the show, taking on taboo topics, dragging Drag Race drama, and cracking up at each other’s shade—even as they give real insight into life after reality TV. If you want to know how bold, brash, and hysterically sharp these queens are off-stage, this is essential listening.

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Where to Find Them

• Luxx Noir London: @luxnoirlondon on all platforms
• Mistress Isabelle Brooks: mistressisabelle.com & all socials

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Summary by Sibling Rivalry Podcast Summarizer

Transcript

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

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[Lux Noir London]

Feel your body relax.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And let go of whatever you're carrying today.

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[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And breathe.

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[Lux Noir London]

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[Lux Noir London]

can I say the f slur?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Please do not take it there because you've already did too much. Today is March 24th. Luxx was tweeting the lyrics to TJ.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I just quote tweeted someone else's tweet. Actually, today I got suspended from Twitter. Like, I'm in Twitter jail for 12 hours.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Honestly, won't he do it? Baby, when I tell y', all, when the girls against me, karma always gets this. It's kiss. So you know what? That honestly just made me smile ear to ear because that's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

Because the fact that you take somebody else's downside, somebody else's fall as your win, that really just. Girl, it doesn't go to show anything new about you. It doesn't go to show anything about you that I didn't already know, girl.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Bye. Look, she really is giving Bob the Drag Queen. She's bald, she's late, she's freezing. It's a mess already. But if I know we. We both.

[Lux Noir London]

I was not late.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Well, we won't go. There it is. It is 9:12. We were supposed to start promptly at 9. Of course I was here at 7:30 because to be early is to be on time. Professionalism just like runs through my blood.

[Lux Noir London]

And it does.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, it's. That's just me.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, maybe you needed a blood transfusion on 4-1-20.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Mister, are you really bad for Twitter? Hold On.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, I am. I'm suspended. Well, no, I'm not banned or suspended. I'm. My account is currently locked.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Look, she's trying to get her lies together. She's here for sympathy. That's crazy. I'm so.

[Lux Noir London]

I can only. I can literally show you the email, and I don't know if I should show why I'm blocking.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Can you show us. Show us the email address it went to so we can hack your account.

[Lux Noir London]

Girl. Now a girl. Bye. This is the email.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What is Ky. As girl. Goodbye. You know what? With that being said, we want to just come and we want to formally apologize to everyone that's been victimized by Lux Noir London. But in true villain fashion, she is here to replace Bob. I'm here to fill in for Monet. She's replacing. I'm filling in. And you know what? The thing is, let's start here. Are you team. Are you team Bob or Monet? Are you a bobblehead? Are you monation? What is it giving?

[Lux Noir London]

I like to stay neutral.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay? Our private conversations say otherwise. I'm gonna give you one more tweet.

[Lux Noir London]

No, let's leak them, then let's bring them to the public, because if we want to go there, we can go there.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, I will tweet my response later, so go to my Twitter for the. For the screen.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, I'm sure you are team Monation, because Bob cleared you.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know what? We're not gonna go there. We really will not go there, because, one, you're wearing a Madonna shirt, and y' all already know my story about Aquaria and Bob and Madonna. I feel like Bob is very. Bob's always had it with me, and like I said before, she always has new girls with the.

[Lux Noir London]

I feel like you kind of started it.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Excuse me?

[Lux Noir London]

I feel like you kind of started it.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I didn't, though, because, like, all I remember is one day I log on Twitter, and Bob is like, oh, mistress fan. Mistress is ugly. And I was like, no, never that.

[Lux Noir London]

And of course, she would never call you ugly.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I mean, she wouldn't, but she did. Someone might have hacked her account. Maybe she had one of the laptops that Selena was giving away, one of the MacBooks. I swear, when she logged on, you know, maybe the tweets came from a third party, but either way, I felt like she was coming for me. She was trying to, you know, get the girls riled up against me, so I had to come for her. But then I feel like she tried to just replicate that with Matty Morphosis. And, you know, Maddie, you tried to cosplay as me. It's one thing for straight men to do drag. I'm all for it. All Dr. Drag is valid. But when you play in my wigs. Don't do that ever again.

[Lux Noir London]

You wanted that to be your wig.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Excuse me?

[Lux Noir London]

You wanted that wig to be one of yours.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Google me, baby.

[Lux Noir London]

The.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The wigs. That is my wig is me.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, now that I could see you wearing something of that taste level, I could see that. That tracks.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, so when me and Maddie jump on a track together against you, then what?

[Lux Noir London]

Then y' all would.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Then we would clear.

[Lux Noir London]

Anyway, all the money on the studio time. And I will stay unbothered.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I love it. Can you. Can you turn your camera around? Let's get a little room tour.

[Lux Noir London]

No, my room is currently a work in progress. No, actually, I'm, like, going through all my stuff and seeing, like, what I have and, like, seeing, like, what I want to get rid of. I have probably 100 pairs of shoes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And how many are yours? How many are borrowed? How many are from Willem?

[Lux Noir London]

They're all mine. None from Willem. Eighteen of the Louboutins that I have are purchased with my own money, and I do have the receipts.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, listen, everybody, right now, tag the IRS together.

[Lux Noir London]

Let's add, I file my taxes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And how much are you paying? What's the tea? Give us a Sibling Watcher.

[Lux Noir London]

ET Girl, there is no tea.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Are you a Patreon?

[Lux Noir London]

I am. I am a Patreon member, yes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, listen. Every year, I am. I am a Patreon member. I have the lowest tier, though. I think it's like $5, but, oh, wow, it's cut.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't wanna.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't wanna support them too much, honestly, because they are kind of like

[Lux Noir London]

you don't wanna support queer black businesses.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

True?

[Lux Noir London]

Is that what you're saying?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Thank you for clarifying.

[Lux Noir London]

It's March 24th.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The month is about to start over again. If you're not subscribed to the Sibling Watcher, the sibling rivalry, the Bob and Monet Patreon. Baby, you're missing out. Because, listen, I want you to go subscribe right now, because legally now, I'm gonna ask for my percentage. So everyone go give them a little one, too, so I can get my one, too. You know what I mean?

[Lux Noir London]

I do need my coin.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And if y' all are wondering why we're here, should we tell them?

[Lux Noir London]

The team.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Let them try to figure it out themselves.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know. I feel like the Internet loves Like a little, like, Clue junior, like, mystery moment. I'll let the Internet, like, come up with the theory as to why we're currently taking over as the siblings.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So I don't want to spill Monet's tea, but I mean, she did say we could say so. Okay. Monet's recovering from a bbl. She went to morphine's doctor. Her body's got getting it together.

[Lux Noir London]

Is she getting her second baby?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Second one. The first baby. Don't ever disrespect the Queen, please.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, okay.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But Bob, you know, I don't want to really say because I'm. I think Bob might get offended, but I'll just say this. Y' all know how. Y' all know how. Y' all know how Bob was fighting with Silky, saying they don't do the same gigs.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Why is Silky on stage with Madonna now? Clock that tea.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The girls be depressed and stressed.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow. Well, they aren't doing the same gig because one person's getting paid. One person's on stage for free, so

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

that is so shady.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, I wasn't on stage for free, so I don't.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I didn't see you on stage with

[Lux Noir London]

Madonna because I wasn't. I did go to the show though, and it was sickening.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What was the show giving?

[Lux Noir London]

It was everything. I love Madonna.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, but you don't love Bob. That's crazy. I know.

[Lux Noir London]

I love Bob.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, you didn't even mention her though,

[Lux Noir London]

because that was Maybe because what's already said does not.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, because you weren't bothered.

[Lux Noir London]

Already said does not need to be spoken.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I love Madonna. I hate Bob. That's basically what you said.

[Lux Noir London]

That's what you.

[Commercial Voiceover]

I don't want to.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't want to.

[Lux Noir London]

Your villainous little ears. That's the only thing that you can hear.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Aha.

[Lux Noir London]

Only. The only thing that goes through that humongous head on your shoulders is nasty, dark, villainous thoughts.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. So that's all you hear coming from the bitch wearing wired earphones. That's crazy. Crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

Wow. It's cuz I'm humble. I don't have money to spend on on thousand dollars keratin treatments and Eureka brows and like, not Eureka brows and like cowboy hats. I just don't have that luxury.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

This is a family heirloom. Not too much. So what's the tea, first of all? So do you watch something? Something watcher? Do you watch something rivalry? What's the tea?

[Lux Noir London]

I do. I watch it all the time. I'm subscribed I watch it in the airport. I watch it when I'm home doing nothing. I watch it all the time.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So from the beginning. So what was their last five uploads? What were the topics? Give it to me.

[Lux Noir London]

Okay. It was Bob.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, the bitches be lying. No, look, she's looking around, waiting for Thomas with the phone bot. That's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

Bob and Monet had to describe movie titles or something like that. It was Naomi and Bob. I mean, Naomi and Monet reviewing Drag Race. It was me and Bob reviewing Drag Race. Yeah, I don't know the other two,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

because I saw that, you know, the views weren't adding up to what the other ones were, especially my episode. But I was glad he gave me

[Lux Noir London]

the platform, the chart cleared, and that's all that matters.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Wow.

[Lux Noir London]

You just love deplatforming black queer people. It's crazy.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

That is crazy.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That is true. But that is. No kidding,

[Lux Noir London]

real.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But you're a mess. Oh, my God. Wait, let me. Let me read the topics. You know, the thing is, how can Bob Monet ask us to fill in for them and then they leave us with, like, an outline of what they want us to do? At this point, it's my show, so.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, yes, but also, if you read the email, it said we did not have to follow said topics.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. As per the email.

[Lux Noir London]

As per.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know. Please.

[Lux Noir London]

As per the email. Because I'm not corporate, baby. I'm hood.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Grab my gun. But okay, so they have sibling watchery. They have sibling rivalry. What should our. What should our segment be called?

[Lux Noir London]

What should it be called?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. The girl who always has ideas. Think about what. Like, what would RuPaul call it? Because I know you like to copy, like, things like that, like, get inspiration from mother.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think that's any of your business. Well, yes. Well, yes. Ours is called. Well, yes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, I'm gonna.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, yes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yes, yes, ma' am

[Lux Noir London]

Clock. That's he with Mistress and Lux. Wait, no. Isn't that your radio podcast? Shh. A girl Girl. Neverland.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, baby girl, everyone knows my podcast is kind of giving she by Sheree. It's giving like girl.

[Lux Noir London]

The podcast is Neverland. A shout out to Sheree Summer.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, let me see, let me see, let me see. You know what? And while we're here, we gotta clear the space because, listen, everyone always wants to bring up my beefs with Bob this and that, but no one ever talks about Bob is a bully. Bob is a gaslighter. Bob is nasty. Bob is nasty to Monet. She's nasty to all the up and coming girls. And the thing is, I don't know why she does that. Like, even from the very start of my Meet the Queens, she never was like, oh, she looks nice. I love her Southern charm.

[Lux Noir London]

I was. But this is the thing. Like, before you get into it, one thing you can say is, Bob is not a liar. Bob was not going to sit there and lie and say that you were gorgeous and that you have Southern charm and that this and that. I can respect that. Bob is gonna go in and be honest.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

You know, that's crazy. Her truth.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The thing is, I would say Bob's a liar. I think Bob fits. She checks all those boxes. And of course, she would never want to give me compliments. Like, that's why Eureka would always outshine her. And we're here because, you know, the big girls always win. And she was very fearful. When I saw her the time we recorded, she was trembling.

[Lux Noir London]

Wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And, you know, even after our little freestyle battle, our little rap battle, I just went ahead and removed my video because I wasn't gonna give her the clout.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know if that's the reason why.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That is the reason. But while I'm here, I want to read the dictionary definition of a double entendre. Because Bob the Drag Queen, notoriously started a huge rap battle over coming for me. And she tried to say, oh, you're illiterate. You don't read books. And I was like, baby, like, again,

[Lux Noir London]

not a liar, but continue.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Well, yes, a double entendre is a word or a phrase that is open to two interpretations, one of which. Which is usually risque. Now, Bob, I don't know where you went to school. I don't know if you went to school. I know you have no health insurance, no actual career, no job, no driver's license, no car, no nothing. All you have is two, three Monopoly houses that you don't even want to let me stay in. But that's fine. But let me just say this.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I've already told you where you could find me. I told you where to come handle it. And, baby, I'm from Houston, Texas, and if there's a problem, you know where to find me. So thank you for giving me the platform and letting me come here, but what you're not gonna do is, like, continue to clout chase me, and you're not gonna send luck and sit here and bully me and fill in for your position like I'm not gonna do it with you.

[Lux Noir London]

So now we're saying the bully word again. You know how that both deeply affected us?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

It's because you're wearing your metal hat, and it kind of triggered me. It took me back.

[Lux Noir London]

This is like a new version of her. Like, she's kind of sick of. So this style of hat does kind of just bring out the worst in me. I feel I have to stop wearing them.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But I feel like you look. You give, like, chaotic energy when you're wearing those hats.

[Lux Noir London]

I do, because it just, like. I don't know. It's just. I put it on and it's. It just.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oop.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, that's not. It kind of just, like, seeps through my pores.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So season 16's airing. Have you been keeping up with season 16?

[Lux Noir London]

I have.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Does it, like. It's kind of weird, like, watching it now as an alumni and, like, knowing how the whole process works and everything. And I remember. I mean, during our season, I feel like you and I didn't really, like, tune into too many, like, review shows about us or like, I watched them all. Did you really?

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, because it's like, I couldn't really. I watched them before I was on Drag Race, so I wasn't just gonna stop watching them. Especially now that I'm gonna be talked about. I want to see what people are saying, you know?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Mm. So you're a liar. Because throughout the whole season, you're like, I don't really care what anyone has to say about me. I'm winning.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't care. I like to see it, but I don't care about the opinion. I just want to hear it.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. You. Let's not even go there.

[Lux Noir London]

No, let's go there. Let's not go there. It's always, let's not go there. Why can't we go there?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So you feel like, is it because

[Lux Noir London]

you don't have the gas to take it there?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I'm not gassy, so, no, I don't have the gas.

[Lux Noir London]

I can't tell.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Please. I don't. So you think you can. You can consume content about you without actually, like, caring about what it is?

[Lux Noir London]

Like, most of the time?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What does affect you? Like, what. What would, like. What would, like, actually trigger you?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know. I really don't know.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You do know. I can see the gears turning.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, then, since you know. What is that? I'm kidding. I don't. I don't know. I don't.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, she knows what to say.

[Lux Noir London]

It Wait, what were you gonna say?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't. I don't know what would trigger you. Actually. I feel like. I feel like when people bring Thomas into it, you'll get offended.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, no, that one time I just thought it was ridiculous. I wasn't even offended when people were on Twitter trying to. Me and Bob, again, similar controversy. We're trying to like drag us on Twitter because we have.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What were they saying?

[Lux Noir London]

They were saying that we were like self hating black people because we had white partners.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

How does that make you feel?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't care.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. So you're a white man's whore.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, well, yes. Similar things could be said about yourself. Oh, at one point.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

At one point I'm gonna say, but I didn't.

[Lux Noir London]

I didn't want to. I didn't mean to take it there. It's. I did not.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. You know, I am.

[Lux Noir London]

But no, I'm not. I'm not a white man's whore. I'm just a person. I'm a whore for someone who loves me.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I feel like people. I mean, I don't want to start. Can we talk about your relationship? Because I feel like you're kind of private.

[Lux Noir London]

Sure.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So Thomas is like the only person you've ever been with.

[Lux Noir London]

Mm.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And I feel like people will be so gagged to know that.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't. I mean, I don't know. I'm young.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

How long have you been together?

[Lux Noir London]

Five years.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And D.C. being like forever, I think. So how do you feel about open relationships? Like, you know, Bob, what is it, what is it called? Polyamory.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, Bob is in a polyamorous.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Because you were telling me that you don't believe in stuff like that. That's not real.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I. I believe in it. I just don't participate.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, because I remember you, like, you

[Lux Noir London]

were saying that like.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh.

[Lux Noir London]

Like, I think people who do that, like, that's a sin and like all this stuff and like, how could you. Like, like, that's just so crazy that you would do that. And like anybody who would ever do that, like, they should really just go,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think you're confusing me for.

[Lux Noir London]

Let's not even take it there. Let's not even take it there.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But when it comes to relationships, I mean, you know, I just got out of a year long situation and when it comes to love, I'm a very monogamous person. But I do love like. Like people like Bob, who can just embrace so many different. Like, relationships are so different. Everyone goes about romance and love. So differently. But I feel like dating as a famous drag queen or a drag queen in general is ridiculous. And it's hard. And I feel like. I don't know how you do it. I feel like you and Thomas are just so, like, got to. So locked.

[Lux Noir London]

How would I. Like, what would be the thing that would, like, make it, like, difficult? Like, not being home?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, I feel like not being home. And then, you know, you get so busy. You do a million and one things. You're traveling the world, and then also, like, I don't know, like, I'm a faithful person. I've never cheated in any relationship. But when I get the DMS with, like, Juicy uncut, of course, I'm just like, oh, where are you? Like, I want to meet you. And it's hard.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, I think it's, like. It's just a thing of communication.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So would you. Do you and Thomas, like, are you open? Like, do you hook up with other people? Would you ever hook up other people?

[Lux Noir London]

No.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Why are you smiling? I can see through the pixels and the blur that you're smiling.

[Lux Noir London]

First of all, let's not do too much on the connection. But, no, I was just like, that's my face. I'm sorry. I'll be the nasty. I'll be the nasty villain that everybody wants me to be. Yeah. No, I would never. But no, I don't. Yes, let me get back into my true self. No, I don't think that would ever happen. I mean, never say never, but at the moment, that's not on our radar.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What if Thomas was like, I want to do drag?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think Thomas ever would, But I don't think I have a problem with. I don't think I have a problem with it. I'm just not gonna, like, give, like. I mean, I'd give, like, advice and

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

stuff, but what if he wanted to, like, wear your costumes?

[Lux Noir London]

He can't fit them.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, wow, that's crazy. He said, good luck, fatty.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I didn't say that. I'm just. I'm just extremely thin

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

and me.

[Lux Noir London]

Let's move on. Okay.

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[Lux Noir London]

No. Yes. You are thin haired.

[Commercial Voiceover]

So

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

take your hat off for me, babe.

[Lux Noir London]

Let's take yours off and part it in the middle.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, she's chewed up a little bit from the voice, you know, but I feel like with. With love in the air and, you know, navigating relationships, the one thing that I always go back to is truthfully, whether people want to believe it or not, we are still a sisterhood and we all love each other. And that's the kind of love that no man could ever give. Have you met all the season 16 girls? Like who are. Do you have any faves? Do you have any connections with the girls?

[Lux Noir London]

I think I've met all of them at least once. I'm like closest with Xunami. I think Xunami is the one I'm closest with.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, well let's see if Xunami will answer your phone call since you're so close to her.

[Lux Noir London]

Okay. We were actually just texting. Should I facetime her? What the fuck am I gonna say?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I'll talk to her. I just want to see if she answers.

[Lux Noir London]

Let's see. She's going to be like. She's going to be so confused. I don't think I've ever called her.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You're real close.

[Lux Noir London]

Wait, is somebody going to pick up my call? This never happens for Bob.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You're real close to her, but you're never talking about the girls. Be lying for no reason.

[Lux Noir London]

Like I barely ever talk to you on the phone.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's actually.

[Lux Noir London]

But I guess we're not that close.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I'll put the phone. The phone records.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow. We can.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

It's the fact that she's not answering. Crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

She's probably so confused. What time is it in la?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like seven.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. Look, you got to call the girls out on their lives. They'd be like, oh, I'm so close. I never talk on the phone.

[Lux Noir London]

So who are you close with from season 16?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I wouldn't say I'm necessarily close to any of the girls. I chit chat with everyone. I would probably be closest with Plane Jane. I think we talk a little more.

[Lux Noir London]

So who's next on your list of people to get clout from?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Ooh, so I already did the twins. I did. Why do you think I'm here? Baby, I'm. I'm so with that. Everyone go. Follow me across all social media. Make sure you tune into my YouTube channel, you know, I've been pushing out the content. It's the best content out there other than where we're at right now. Clap Nazi.

[Lux Noir London]

I wouldn't even say that. I wouldn't say that. You are, like, second best. I would say it's. It's a graceful. Probably like, 20th place.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. Out of the entire YouTube spectrum. Thank you so much.

[Lux Noir London]

That are quickly as. I'm sorry. I am faithfully tuned in.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Girl. Bye. So. So on a normal week, I am, though. What content are you consuming on a normal. On a normal basis? Like, I feel like you're very, like, TikTok and reels.

[Lux Noir London]

And I watch a lot of YouTube videos, makeup videos. I watched. I listened to these. These two straight guys, and they have a podcast called the Basement Yard. And they're, like, so funny, but also they're, like, kind of hot to me. So I, like, watch their podcast all the time. Like, they're so cute. Like, oh, my God.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, let me see them. What is it called? Let me. I'm do a live reaction.

[Lux Noir London]

The Basement Yard. I don't think you'll think they're cute, but I think they're cute.

[Commercial Voiceover]

Okay.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Everyone always asks me this, and I always say I gotta ask someone else. What would you say my type is?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't even know. I feel like. I feel like every guy I've seen you talk to or about does not

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

look anything like the last.

[Lux Noir London]

Anything like the last one. So it's like, I really don't know what your type is. I guess somebody who's gonna, like, respond.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Girl, bye. You must be thinking about someone else. I'm not gonna say your name. Girl, bye.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know who you would be talking about if I'm gonna be honest, but. But, yeah, I feel like these are them.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God. I don't know if I can put my phone. These are them.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes. Anyways, I think they're so funny, but

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

basically, we're ready for our collab. I think y' all are. Y' all are gorgeous.

[Lux Noir London]

Really? They got in drag once. I know they like drag and they're not homophobic.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, listen, I know we're on the sibling rivalry podcast, but Basement Yard boys, if y' all see us, let's do our London mistress, Isabelle Brooks. We are the up and coming town bag. So make sure you.

[Lux Noir London]

Baby, I'm already up. You're coming up.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Aha. Well, you know, let's not even go there with the numbers.

[Lux Noir London]

We don't have to go there with the Numbers.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

We can, but we shouldn't.

[Lux Noir London]

We don't have to go there with numbers, doll. It's about numbers.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Look at the bookings.

[Lux Noir London]

We can look at the bookings.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What happens when there's no world to work?

[Lux Noir London]

Let me ask you that question.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Listen. So girl, stay on. Look, she really is giving Bob. Because I'm trying. I'm being Monet. I'm trying to, like. Like I'm making the path for us to talk about what we need to sister.

[Lux Noir London]

No, you're not.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yes, I am.

[Lux Noir London]

Season 16, who are you really?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, Foxy.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, in the sense that. No. But like, on season 16, like, are you watching?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

To be honest, no, I haven't. I've watched a few episodes. The thing is, I've been so busy and, you know, I like meeting the girls and seeing like all the reactions. I watched the clips online, but, like, I don't know the episodes. It is too much.

[Lux Noir London]

So you think that the season is like, what? Horrible?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, I feel like it's also different after you've been on Drag Race because the wall is broken, you know, about everything and how everything works and I don't know, I just. I don't know.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know. I think it's like, I still enjoy Drag Race, but that's because I like it for the art of drag. Because I don't see this as just some, like, people playing dress up and smoking mirrors. Like, no, these are real entertainers and we're not playing it anybody kind of.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The difference is because, like, when I first went to Drag Race, like, I thought it was about the art form and stuff like that. But then after, like, I was with girls like you who would just drop like thousands of dollars on shoes and stuff, I was like, oh, it's a cash grab. Like, this is not like, they're not

[Lux Noir London]

really doing it because you just buy a BMW.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, baby, a white Mercedes Benz. Mercedes Benz.

[Lux Noir London]

You just bought a Mercedes Benz diamond white. So let's talk about my thousand dollar shoes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Well, yes, but that's different. That's my mode of transportation.

[Lux Noir London]

You don't. You don't ever drive the car. I drove here to your house.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I got my studio, actually.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, you have a studio.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I do have a studio.

[Lux Noir London]

Interesting. So the girls want to talk about thousand dollars shoes and whatever, Whatever studio. You bought a car, you bought a house, you bought a couple of things.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Thank you for staying on subject. So with that being said, we're going to review Bob the Drag Queen's tax documents from this last girl, me you know what? Let's really get the girls together. Are you gonna lay it on the table? Like, are you. Can we talk about stuff the girls normally don't talk about?

[Lux Noir London]

Sure.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay. Everyone always wants to know. Like, everyone always wants to talk about money and drag queens and drag race especially. How do you feel? Like, what's the difference between being. We've now officially done our year as a Drag Race girl?

[Lux Noir London]

Okay.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What is the difference for you between local drag and, like, being a Drag Race girl? How do you feel? Like, how do you navigate that? Like, what are your thoughts?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think I navigated any. Any. I guess I do, but my situation is different. I'm kind of like a nepotism drag queen. So it's like. Like, I was, like, getting bookings, like, for my friends. So it's like, I don't have the same, like, come up story.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You never had to. What she's saying is she never had to work. She was upper middle class. She didn't have no trauma, no nothing. She was here. Just.

[Lux Noir London]

I still had to. I still had to, like, work hard and, like, pave my way. But also, I was not working in the scene for, like, over, like a year and a half before I got on Drag Race.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

How long were you doing drag before you were on Drag Race?

[Lux Noir London]

I started, like, doing.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Actually doing drag, though.

[Lux Noir London]

What's actually doing drag?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, not bedroom. Oh,

[Lux Noir London]

so all drag, all dragon ballads. That was my tea. Doing drag in the clubs since, like, 2021. And I think. I think I did my first booking in a club or like a bar or something. I think January 2021.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Did we film Drag Race in 2022?

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah. May.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my gosh. You'd only do drag for like, a year?

[Lux Noir London]

Yes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, ma'. Am.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes. I always. I was like, not like. I was like. I was, like, doing drag on Instagram.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God. That explains so much.

[Lux Noir London]

It does, because you were just watching

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

a Shred Sugar and Spice while you're the same. That's crazy, because we didn't.

[Lux Noir London]

I wasn't. I wasn't watching anybody show. I was defending them while you were coming for them. I was the one. I was on their team. I was the one saying, no, they're sickening because those are my girls. Those are my still art.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So they clock that to you.

[Lux Noir London]

Some of us can't sing the same, but Malaysia. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not bringing up anybody else.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Please, please don't make me call the twins right now.

[Lux Noir London]

You won't because they won't answer, but they probably have you blocked, which, honestly,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

like, honestly, the thing is.

[Lux Noir London]

Hey, twins.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The thing is sugar and spice. You know, those are my daughters. Those are my pride and joy. We talk every day. And, you know, the. The foolish lies they make up online. It's just been so diminishing to my career, my relationship with them. Like, this really hurts my feelings. You know what I mean?

[Lux Noir London]

I'm sorry you feel that way or. Congratulations. But anyway, yeah, I was doing drag for, like, not that long before I got on Drag Race, which is really sickening because I, like, made it all the way, and I. I cleared.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So that just goes to show you didn't really make. You were fourth place. I was in third place for one year.

[Lux Noir London]

Statistically, I would say I was in second place. I did better than you, baby. Let's pull up the track record, baby. If we want to get real with it. It was second place. Oh, gag. Fun fact. I didn't even have, like, a weekly gig before I got on Drag Race. I have my first weekly show after I was on Drag Race. Like, I got. I started the show in, like, October. We were announced in, like, December. So I was just doing, like, not tip spots, but, like, guest spots that people shows.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy. But, I mean, I guess also drag. People don't realize drag is so regional, too, though. I feel like, like, New York, New Jersey area, I feel like, is much different than, like, Texas drag, because, like, Texas drag, you. All the girls work, like, every day of the week and, like, just crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, there's New York girls who work every day of the week. There's some. But it's really. If you just have a weekly show, there are some girls who work six days a week. I just wasn't that girl. They should not. It's not. It's not worth. It's not worth it. But, yeah, I just didn't have a weekly gig, but people would always just book me for their shows.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So you have been doing drag for a year, technically, and you auditioned for Drag Race. Was that your first time auditioning when you got on?

[Lux Noir London]

No, I auditioned, like, that was my fourth time auditioning. I started auditioning when I was 18. I started auditioning for the Math is not Mathy, but that I was auditioning for the show before I was performing, like, in drag.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, so you were just like, look, queen.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah. And I knew I was good at everything on Drag Race. I was like, whatever. When you got it, you got a sweetheart, sweetheart. I didn't have Any money. I had, like, two wigs, but I was like, why not audition? I didn't think I was going to get on, but I thought it would be fun.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No money, two weeks. The time you got on?

[Lux Noir London]

Well, kind of when I got on, no money, two wigs.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What was the process like, getting ready for Drag Race? Like, so you get the call. Because. Because I always tell people this too, and it's like, an unpopular opinion, I guess. People are always like, oh, my God, Drag Race costs so much. Drag Race X, Y, and Z, in my opinion. I feel like Drag Race is meant for established queens who are professional drag queens who want to, like, compete. And I feel like the looks, outline and everything like, that is stuff you could be able to pull out of your closet. All the extra looks for the mini challenges are stuff that you should have, like, on hand. And I feel like, of course, there are girls who don't do drag normally who want audition for the show, but that I feel it kind of falls on you to, like, figure out how to navigate, like, the package and, like, the actual drag aspect of it.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, there's ways to, like, get it done cheap. I. I feel like I got it done for. For an amount that I'm not mad at. But you're saying, like, you should be able to pull stuff out of your closet. Didn't you spend, like, a hundred thousand dollars on Drag Race?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Who said that?

[Lux Noir London]

You said that.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't recall saying that.

[Lux Noir London]

You've said that several times. We hurt.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Can you pull up the. The facts? I would love to see the proof, Mistress. Okay, so I. I'll. My number. I'll say my number. How much I spent.

[Lux Noir London]

Isabel, how do you spell your name? I'm sorry, I just never have to do it because I don't really look you up like that.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

It's probably auto race

[Lux Noir London]

budget. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Mistress Isabel Brooks revealed during an Instagram live reshared on Reddit that she spent a total of a hundred thousand dollars to compete on drag race season 15. A whopping $40,000 was spent on her finale looks alone. So it's like, where was all that stuff in your closet when you were spending hundreds of thousands of dollars?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Who said that? Where was that from? Because that needs to be taken down immediately.

[Lux Noir London]

Actually, I do think that I remember I was on that live. It was me, you, and Nina Bonina Brown the day after the finale aired.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The first time we got canceled.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, you. Well, no, I feel like you. I was canceled. I'VE been canceled before. I was on Drag Race.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know what? I feel like I've never. I'm. Let me knock a wood. I feel like I've never been canceled. Do you feel like you've been canceled for real? Like, as a Drag Race girl?

[Lux Noir London]

I feel like there was a moment on Twitter before I was on Drag race, like, during 2020, because I was, like, popular online, like, before I was even, like, on Drag Race. So I. I had tweeted, like, oh, if you support Donald Trump, like, you should. Like, I.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Can I say.

[Lux Noir London]

Can I say kill yourself?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

The same thing. You're suspended for right now.

[Lux Noir London]

Wait, no, I said it. I said it. Like, when I was on here before, I was like, oh, yeah, if you support Donald Trump, like, you should kill yourself. And, like, a bunch of people online were like, oh. Like, you can't just tell people to say that on the Internet. Like, it's triggering, and I'm just like, girl, bye. Like, you know, like, grow up. So I was, like, canceled for a little.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You don't care about other people's feelings. That's crazy. And you're probably political. Yeah, it's giving canceled queen.

[Lux Noir London]

Okay. You don't care about other people's feelings either.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That is not true. I'm actually very sweet and caring, or so I've been told. You know, I.

[Lux Noir London]

Yourself, you know, positive affirmation is good.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Weirdly enough, I feel like I haven't been canceled. But you know what? Maybe, like, I'm already so rotting.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think you've been canceled.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think we've. You haven't been.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think we've been. I don't think we've been canceled. I just think that people.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

We're polarizing. We're polarizing entities. What I would say. I feel like people, like, either love it or hate it, but, I mean, would you say the same about Bob Monet? I feel like. I don't know. Actually, no. Bob does.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, no, I feel like Bob has been canceled several times.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Bob does be doing his big woods of time.

[Lux Noir London]

I live.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But, like, Monet Francis, like, I guess she's like, just like the. She's kind of like the queen of the queendom. Like, she doesn't really get into drama. She doesn't really, like, troll or, like, hurt people's feelings. Like, Monet's actually, like, kind of model citizen. I would say Naomi Smalls and then, like, Monet, so.

[Lux Noir London]

But you like to say that you're, like, the queen of the queendom. Like, you don't you don't possess any of those traits. So what makes you like, you're not really, like, kind of.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

If we were gonna describe each other, let's say we're introducing each other to like a new person. Three words. How would you describe me? How would you introduce me?

[Lux Noir London]

I would say, okay, so my friend Mistress is coming. Be warned. She's. She's a little messy, she's a little chaotic, but. But she's nice. Okay, that's. Deep down,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

This is the conversation you would have. Like, as I'm getting out the car, we're about to go out somewhere, like boots.

[Lux Noir London]

Just like get ready. Because she's a lot.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Ooh. Okay, so, yeah, if we're going out.

[Lux Noir London]

Also, it depends on the scenario. Like, if we're going out in WeHo or something and I'm telling somebody, oh, Mistress is coming. I'm gonna be like, girl, she gets crazy.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

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[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What is. What is a typical night out with me?

[Lux Noir London]

Girl, you throw drinks in people's faces. You call people faggot. Like, you like slap people. It's like, what is. What does that say?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That was maybe like once or twice I have, you know, I. I have thrown a drink in person's face.

[Lux Noir London]

I think every time we've been out, you've been blackout drunk.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That is not true. Because I don't drink.

[Lux Noir London]

I think that is true.

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You.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, you don't drink. You guzzle because you drink drinks that are like the color of like listerian.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

We like a blue home. I like a fruity drink. I'm like a fruity. I can really drink, but I like shots. I. I will throw back the shots. The thing is, I feel like when we go out, I feel like you're just so gagged. Because you get drunk off, like, one drink. You're so small, and I feel like you don't drink often. So, like, Lux, off one drink.

[Lux Noir London]

She's gone, not gone. I can do shots. I can do, like, if I'm doing shots throughout the night, I can probably do, like, five or six and I'll be fine.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What is your favorite moment of, like, going, like, what's a memory that stands out? Cause we've gone some places, so going

[Lux Noir London]

out, like, it was probably the night after the. We filmed the finale and we were all in weho and we were, like, all, like, either really drunk or, like, really tired or both. And we were all falling asleep everywhere we went.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God. I forgot about that.

[Lux Noir London]

I was falling asleep in the bar. Malaysia was falling asleep in the section at Heart. Robin was falling asleep at ihop. Like, it was crazy.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God. I was the only one guest who was like, actually, you know what? Now that I think about it, maybe you're right. Every time we did go out, I'm actually.

[Lux Noir London]

You were, like, blackout drunk.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Everyone is, like, falling asleep in a section that was an was with Disney.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes. And you were in the bathroom for, like, 25 minutes. Do you not.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You don't go. We won't go there.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, let's. Let's not actually. Now we can.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You are so shady. Listen, I don't want to. I don't want the girls to think I'm a nasty whore, but, you know, I'm just a very passionate lover. And, you know, sometimes when you're out with a gentleman friend, you have to entertain them in the bathroom. That's just. That's just, like, the code of how things go. I've seen you disappear in the bathroom with Thomas.

[Lux Noir London]

You have never seen that. And I can't. You have never seen that. I would never say that. Wait.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't think I've ever seen Thomas drink.

[Lux Noir London]

He doesn't. He'll drink, like, a little bit, but I don't think I've ever even seen Thomas, like, drunk.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Mm.

[Lux Noir London]

I've seen Thomas high, but I've never seen Thomas, like, drunk.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Do you feel like watching the season 16 girls and, you know, now we get to their online social media, like, interactions and things like that. Do you feel like. How do I say it? Do you feel like they're as close as. As our season was while it's airing, or do you.

[Lux Noir London]

I feel like I think they're closer. Really?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You think so?

[Lux Noir London]

I do. I feel like they're always like, all together and stuff. And our season, like, nobody talks.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I'm gonna say. Would you say our season is not closed? Because people always ask that question. I don't ever know how to reply.

[Lux Noir London]

I definitely think that they're like cliques or not even cliques. There's just like subgroups. Like, there are people who talk to each other more often or maybe there's just people who don't talk to us.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Okay, out of our season, who do you talk to the most?

[Lux Noir London]

You, Marsha. Selena. Malaysia. Sasha. Anitra.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And who do you talk to the least?

[Lux Noir London]

Probably Aura and Irene. Oh, wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's.

[Lux Noir London]

But that's. We just don't. We just don't talk.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Please don't talk. You already had. You already had all that crazy beef with. Or that one time you wanted to read her on Twitter.

[Lux Noir London]

Space.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Let's not go down that road again.

[Lux Noir London]

Weren't you the one who.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, that's not.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, it's not.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, because I feel like maybe I am delusional in the sense of like, I don't know. I feel like any of the girls, of course, like, if we see each other, we all chit chat.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah. It's always like. It's like always like positive, like rapport. Whenever we see each other. Some of us just do not talk. And I think that's fine. You don't have to be like besties,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

you know, I mean. And also not to like take it there, but I mean, some of us still. It sounds so shady to say. Some of us are still traveling and like really like doing our big ones. So it's hard to like, baby, if I'm in like London or something, the time zone is different. What the fuck I'm gonna do, pick up the phone while it's like four in the morning over there and try to talk to you.

[Lux Noir London]

But also like, I'm not a talk on the phone type of person.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I.

[Lux Noir London]

Unless we're like, close. Close. I don't want to talk on the phone with you. I don't like. I don't. I just don't like talking the phone. I just.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Well, I mean, you. You know that already. I'm a talking the phone kind of girl. I will. I will not reply to text, but if you FaceTime, I'll always answer.

[Lux Noir London]

I'll answer FaceTime. I won't want to be on the phone call, though.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, you know, like an actual phone call. I got you, got you, got you.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, I. I don't. I don't know. I just prefer to Text. I do, because I can, like, use emojis and stuff. Like, reaction pictures. Like, it's cute when you tags. I just like to text.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I always tell people, I used to, like, put the emojis ironically, and now, like, I would. I'll put a million.

[Lux Noir London]

And now I love emojis. Like, I used to put them to be funny, but now I still kind of put them to be funny, but now I, like, actually use them. It's kind of sickening.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

So you did drag for a year, got on Drag Race, and is it everything you thought? Is it everything you thought it would be? I know we've been, like, in a million different things.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, I think so. I don't know if it's. Yes, it is everything I thought it would be. Because I was so into the Drag Race sphere, I knew how much being on Drag Race had changed. Like, like, not like, how it changed people, but just what it meant to be on Drag Race or what it got you changed. Like, they. Drag Race does not. It takes a lot to make a superstar out of someone on Drag Race now because there's so many drag races and drag queens and stuff like that. But back on, like, season five and, like, six and seven, it's like, those girls were like, that was, like, the dream. But I really think, like, the only thing that's missing from that is, like, I really think it's the fandom. I was a part of the Drag Race fandom back then, and there is a very opposite, like, feeling of being like, now. I'm like, okay, this isn't what I. Y' all are completely different. But I think it's now everybody's, like, grown up. I don't know.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Do you feel. Do you feel like the older girls, like, on the earlier seasons were more, like, idolized? Like, they were actual, like, stars right away or, like, what do you mean?

[Lux Noir London]

Well, yeah, I think that's the case. I feel like not even, like, stars, like, mainstream stars, but they were treated by the fans more as, like, celebrities and not as people on, like, a TV show. If it was, like, a character on a TV show, they were like, I am a fan of this person. Like, I feel like people don't get, like, gifts. I mean, I get gifts at meet and greet sometimes, but I feel like Monet is always talking about, oh, I get, like, sponges all the time. And, like, I would. Like, I used to see meet and greet pictures, and they'd be like, look at all this fan gifts that I got. Like, that's not really a thing. Anymore. But I don't know, it's just, it just feels weird. Not weird, it just feels different. But I'm fine with that.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think that it is different in the sense, like, I don't know if you've seen like those discussions online. People are like our generation kind of killed like celebrities.

[Lux Noir London]

Like, oh, I feel that all the time and I'm so pissed.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think it is true. Like, I feel like everything's just so accessible now, especially like social media and like, for instance, like us like going on live and replying to people and tweeting and like we interact with people so much that sometimes people.

[Lux Noir London]

There's no like allure. Yeah, I think that's. That's what I was trying to get at. It was more of a mystery. So you were more of a fan of this person because you were so interested in everything they do. Now you can see what somebody's doing at all times of the day, which I hate. Yeah, I like participate in it. But I'm also just like, I wish. No, I wish people knew less about me.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, it is, it is a different ballgame. But I feel like that's kind of the fun of like learning to navigate that and like make the most of it. Because I feel like with. It's kind of a double edged sword because if you are interactive, people are still going to tune in and people will still like, you know, do their big one. Which is of course why I love going live across all the social media and acting a fool with everyone. Make sure you follow me across all the platforms and get it together.

[Lux Noir London]

We're not gonna do that right now, but. Oh, you can follow me though. But yeah, it's like, it is weird to think I. But I think that about like, like regular celebrities too. It's like I. Nobody's really like famous anymore. There will never be. I think all of that ended in like 2013, 2014. Like there people are just celebrities. Nobody's like famous.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, I guess that is kind of true.

[Lux Noir London]

But I think it's because people are like scared to get canceled or like scared to have everything like jeopardized because they know how like finicky people are now. So I think everybody's just afraid to do anything.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't think that like a celeb, like a major celebrity couldn't still happen though, because like Beyonce for instance, Beyonce keeps everything so private that when, like with the Renaissance film, for instance, like when she does give us a glimpse inside things, that's what makes us super hyped. And I would say, like. Like, Beyonce, keeping things at a distance, that's what makes her so, like, alluring and, like, kind of mysterious. And I think someone could do that. It would be, like, hard to keep up with the separation of everyone.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, no, because Beyonce can get away with it, because Beyonce is Beyonce. If, like. Like Normani, for instance, she announced that her album was coming, and it's only been a month, and everybody's like, like, oh, she's lying. Like, we're not. We're uninterested. It's like, you. There's no allure because people just want one. One. Unless you're Beyonce. Then it's like, oh, I love that Beyonce, you know, keeps us waiting, which is, like, weird. I don't know. I think, like, celebrity culture is so dead. Like, but I think that's just because. Cancel culture. I miss when people were, like, acting outrageous and you could say, like, say whatever you want it. I do. I miss it.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What do you want to say? Like, what do you. I feel like you say what you want to say.

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, no, it's. I say what I want to say, but I'm just saying, like, it just seems so, like, boring now. I used to be so excited about, like, celebrities and stuff, and now nobody's exciting because everybody's scared to, like, push, like, the boundary.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But I guess it's kind of what I was saying, though, with, like, the. With, like, the. The newly found, like, navigating everything after being a Drag Race girl, because I feel like we kind of are, like, desensitized to everything because we are around, like, the famous people, and, like, people do look up to us, things like that. So maybe it's not like we. What do they call it? We pulled back the curtains, and we see how everything works. You know what I mean?

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, I'm sure, like, if I was on the outside in. If I was looking in from the outside, I would be like, oh, it's kind of the same. But I feel like since I've kind of transitioned from being a fan to being, like, the person someone's a fan of, I don't see what it feels like to be a fan really anymore, even though I am, like, a super fan of so many Drag Race girls, the same way I was when I was, like, 11 and 12.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But who are top five, then? If you're a super fan of the girl?

[Lux Noir London]

Top five. Alaska, Naomi Smalls. Alaska Naomi Smalls. Aquaria, Shea Coulee. And. Who's the fifth, in no particular order? I'm Going through all the seasons in my head right now. Like, who was the one I was, like, dying and gagging over? I can't say her anymore.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

She was gonna say cherry pie. That's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I wasn't. I used to be. I used to be a humongous Sharon Noodles fan. I. I used, like, when I was growing up, like. Like, while. Like, she was still, like, relevant. Like, I was. I was a stand. I mean, she's not really relevant now, but who'll be my fifth?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You said share needle. Just leave it there, babe.

[Lux Noir London]

I'm not gonna leave it as Sharon Needles. That's. No. Oh, I love Detox, but I don't think she was in my.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Maybe like, oh, my God, now you're shredding her. I love Detox, but she's not in my top five.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't think she. There's, like, what, 2, 000 people? Like, I don't. She's in my top ten, probably, but not my top five. But, yeah, Naomi will always be, like, the one.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, that's crazy. So you're here on Sibling Watcher, Sibling Rivalry, and you're not even gonna say about money? That's crazy. Sorry.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't know. They're like. I'm think they're for sure in, like, my top 10. But, like, top five people who have had, like. Like, I was, like, standing. Like, those were the ones.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What are your favorite looks about, Monica?

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah. Who are your top five? Who are your top five?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

My top five Drag Race girls. Well, first, let's start the conversation here. So all the girls. All the girls you name, is it based off of just drag or, like, what. What was the criteria for you?

[Lux Noir London]

It was just who I was a fan of. But, like, what was I a fan of?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, like, yeah. What made them make the other package as a whole? Yeah, like, for me.

[Lux Noir London]

And Willem is probably up there too.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

When I think about my favorite drag queens, I love the performance aspect of drag and, of course, like, the looks. So my top five, I definitely would say Bianca Del Rio. Bob the drag queen Monet. I'm not just saying that because we're here. I think they're all funny bitches. Of course. Great performance. Monet is a sickening performer. Bob's okay. My last two, I would say Naomi Smalls, especially after working on Work the World with her. I love her personality. She's so funny, and she always looks sickening. And also, like, people love to read the girls, like, who just, like, give stage presence, but, I mean, you either have star Quality or you don't. You know what I mean?

[Lux Noir London]

I mean, true. I do not need to. I have seen some people jump all around the stage, and I'm still unimpressed. I've seen Naomi. I've watched videos of Naomi Smalls. Just stand there and it's. It's perfection. And I would say Detox does that, too. Detox can, like. I can just, like, watch Detox, like.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah,

[Lux Noir London]

yeah.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Exhaust words. I would say, though, my. My number one drag queen. Maybe I'm a little biased because I. I do know her personally. I've known her for a long time. I would say Kennedy Davenport definitely, like, number one drag queen all around. Great.

[Lux Noir London]

I love Kennedy.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Looks nice. And she's funny as well.

[Lux Noir London]

Looks nice. Great. I could see that you really love her looks. How long have. Have you been watching Drag Race? Like, since the beginning.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think the first season of Drag Race I watched was season four, Same. And yeah, yeah, you know, I. When I was growing up, especially, like, you know, it's so exciting to see Drag Race. And at that time, like, there wasn't all, like, the content online to consume about drag, so Drag Race kind of was it. And, like, I would keep up and, like, watch it, but when I started doing drag, I kind of stopped watching Drag Race. I would tune in, of course, like, live as it was happening, like, viewing parties and stuff like that. But I was never, like, the crazy, obsessed, like, Drag Race fan.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, I was like a Stan girl.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

We. I know you, like, fan. One of my favorite things is, like, when people catch you, like, saying, like, the most outlandish quotes, like, nobody will get.

[Lux Noir London]

And I'm like, it's. I don't know. It was all I kind of had growing up, so I was just like, I'm going to be, like, a super fan of Drag Race. And now I've watched. I've probably watched every season at least five times. How do you feel about every season? But I feel like every season up until, like, season 10, I probably watched, like, five times.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

How do you feel about, like, the constant comparisons of, like, people say you copy people, or, like, are inspired by RuPaul stuff? Like, how does it make you feel?

[Lux Noir London]

I don't really care because it's true. I am inspired by people. I'd be. It would be dumb to say that you're not inspired by someone. And RuPaul is, like, the one for me. So of course I'm always going to give, like, like, honor to the person who I think started it all. I mean, like, I would. I Would feel, like, stupid if I, like, knew I loved her work and all of that and didn't, you know, pay tribute to it while she's still here to potentially see it, which she did. But, like, until then, she's, like, gonna be, like, dead, and I'm gonna be like, oh, my God. Like, now everybody's gonna be like, look at me doing my RuPaul tribute. And I'm gonna be like, girl, girl. Bah. Been there. It's like, I feel like you should show people that you appreciate them while they're still here.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

To see it as, like, a super fan. Was it surreal, like, meeting Rua, being around her?

[Lux Noir London]

It was kahaki. Like, I was. Oh, my God, it was crazy. Like, I remember the first day I saw her. It was the day we walked into the work, and you know how we, like, all, like, go and stand in the line and she comes down. I remember this. I was wearing my entrance look, and she pointed at me, and she said, I love that jumpsuit. And I said, I won. I said I could go home now, and I won. And then she said it again when we did the photo shoot, and I was like, thank you. And then she was like, also, this is gonna be a big thing this season. That camera right there is mine. Never a standard for the camera. And I said, well, they're sending me

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

to the house, girl. You know, people always ask. I'm sure it's, like, the number one question. Like, anyone who was on Drag Race, kid, like, everyone's like, oh, how was RuPaul? Like, y' all talk to RuPaul, and, like, I don't know. A lot of girls when they're like, oh, Ru doesn't talk, blah, blah. I'm like, we. We didn't have that interaction.

[Lux Noir London]

I feel, like, what. I feel like with our cast, she, like, Kiki with us all the time. Like, whenever she was there, like, she would talk to us.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, Yeah, I. I think that Rue, like, regardless of, like, whatever happens on the show and however everything plays out, like, I feel like you always have to respect for Ru. She's. She's amazing. She's amazing in person. She does her lines in an instant. The drag is always perfection. And you know that that's mother. At the end of the day, that's my bitch.

[Lux Noir London]

But, yeah, I know. I love RuPaul. Like, I. They can never make me hate her, and they try, but they could never make me hear her. I have, like, I have three of her Barbies, and I have. I literally have a limited edition Version of supermodel on vinyl that I keep on my makeup station. It's like. I think it's like. I think it's like 75 out of 196 or something like that that were made. And I have one. I was gonna make a really stupid purchase, and on ebay, they have the shoes that she wore in the supermodel music video. They're like these black pleasers. I was gonna buy them for $5,000.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Her actual shoes?

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, she signed them.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You should get them.

[Lux Noir London]

I might get those. They're $5,000, though.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's cute. You know, everyone go harass the person on ebay to lower the price. Or just, like, send them to Luxx, please.

[Lux Noir London]

Maybe I'll message them.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I know with one of yalls gay uncles out there who, you know, she's probably up there in age. Tell her we want the shoes.

[Lux Noir London]

I want the shoes. I can't fit them. I never wear them, but I want them. I have a piece of her dress from the finale hanging on my wall.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, speaking of shoes, I feel like we're both known for our amazing shoes in drag.

[Lux Noir London]

Okay.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Huh.

[Lux Noir London]

One of us, maybe, but no, I'm both. We both wear very polarizing shoes in different ways, but polarizing is polarizing, you know?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Would you ever wear a kid nail?

[Lux Noir London]

No.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Why not?

[Lux Noir London]

I. It's against my religion.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Have you ever wore flats in drag?

[Lux Noir London]

Technically, yeah. I've worn, like, furry boots.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, yeah.

[Lux Noir London]

I wore, like, furry boots or, like, platform boots before, But I don't think I've ever intentionally worn, like, a. Like, flat and performed. I did forget. I've never performed in flats, I don't think. But I did forget my heels. I forgot one of my heels at a gig, so I had to do the gig in sneakers.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Girl would have called out.

[Lux Noir London]

It was. I was already there.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

My heel be this big. But, baby, I would not wear.

[Lux Noir London]

But it was. It worked because, like, it was like, you know, I wear, like, street clothes, so it's like I wasn't wearing some, like, fucking, like, beaded feathered outfit with, like, a pair of sneakers.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, they were like.

[Lux Noir London]

They were like white air forces in, like, a white dress.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Not you. Oh, is this real hooding and twirling or what?

[Lux Noir London]

I was dancing. I think I was, like, dancing on a bar, and I was wearing, like. I had, like, twists in my hair. It was very round the way. I feel like you should give that illusion one day.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

What?

[Lux Noir London]

Very, like, round the way, girl. Like, door knockers. Like, you have the afro wig already. No, but she's like. She's from la. Like, she's from, like, you know, like, that's her culture. That's her lifestyle. But you could do it because you have. I'm sure you have the braided wig already.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You.

[Lux Noir London]

I know. You have the afro. You have the foundation.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You are so proud. I say give the illusion you are very problematic.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, you. I don't think I'm problematic. You're very close to it some days.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You think I'm problematic?

[Lux Noir London]

Yes. No, I won't say you're problematic. I'd say you're. I wouldn't say polarizing, because that's too complimentary. I would say you're like

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

a misunderstood sweetheart.

[Lux Noir London]

Misguided, maybe. Wait, okay. I'd love to play a game, girl. It's giving. It's giving.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Saw.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes. Jigsaw. I'm on tv. I'm kidding. Okay,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

okay,

[Lux Noir London]

Okay.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Give it to me.

[Lux Noir London]

Monet.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yes.

[Lux Noir London]

Should we, like, say. Okay, let's. Okay, let's get into these looks. So we have Bob's season 8 promo versus Monet's season 10 promo. And let me just say, Monet season 10 promo is one of the best promos in Drag Race history. And she still has it and it still fits. So that's even more sickening. Monet cleared. Sorry, Bob.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, I think Monet definitely cleared Bob.

[Lux Noir London]

Even though I know, like, the story, like, this is Bob. This is not the look that Bob intended to wear. I still think that. I still think that Monet cleared.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I hate everything that Bob's wearing.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I kind of do. I like the colors. I think.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know what? Oh, my God, it's gonna be so problematic. I know she's gonna get upset. I think, like, I don't know. This all looks like shit.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, say how you feel. Real is what you feel. Okay, entrance looks. We have Bob Season 8 entrance look. Monet's Season 10 entrance look.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

This is giving very morphine versus Dom. Like, I feel like there's always a clear cut winner. Monet cleared the Bob.

[Lux Noir London]

No, I would say that Bob. I like. Bob's better.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know what? I don't know. This one is kind of hard. Bob looks really good.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, I would say that from the neck down, Bob ate. But from the neck Monet cleared.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Is Bob wearing eyebrows? Can you zoom in? I don't think she has any eyebrows on.

[Lux Noir London]

No, she has on a brow. I think.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Bob's makeup looks fucking horrendous with the hard front wig.

[Lux Noir London]

I know. That's right.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yes, Brad.

[Lux Noir London]

Okay, wait. I Know everybody's gonna fucking hate me.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God.

[Lux Noir London]

Why do I like Bob's better?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, ma'.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Am.

[Lux Noir London]

Yes, I do.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Well,

[Lux Noir London]

okay, so we have the iconic Robo Jeff Bezos suit worn by Bob. This was the role. This was the. What episode was this? I think the. I think the challenge that we was. Was it the Ruko.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Yeah, they, like, roller skate in the little thing.

[Lux Noir London]

That was the Runway. I. That was the Runway theme.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

It was like, oh, this is when she did the. The Empire acting challenge.

[Lux Noir London]

Empire acting challenge. And we have Monet's sponge dress. I think that Bob is my favorite out of these two.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know what? I'm not gonna lie, actually. Yeah.

[Lux Noir London]

Now that you say it, Bob is my favorite. Even though I know it's like. Like it's an Amazon bodysuit in a belt. But it looks like a custom hairline.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You know, what, with the. With the dress that Monet made, I wish it was, like, opposite. I wish it gradient down to, like.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

All the sponges are at the bottom. And it, like, went up, like, to be nothing.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah. I do not. Yeah.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Bob.

[Lux Noir London]

Bobby. This one for me, I wouldn't say

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

she ate, but Bob, you know, it's like, if you're the best of two. Horrible.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow. I don't think it's horrible. Okay, we have the premiere for season 8 versus the premiere for season 10. I do not like this lip color that Monet is wearing. Oh, my God, do I hate that lip? I have a very similar lip color right here, actually. I'm not going to show who it's by.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

And will you put it on?

[Lux Noir London]

No, because I'm going to look like, you know that meme of the grandfather who, like, ate the paint instead of the ice cream.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, my God.

[Lux Noir London]

But I use it as, like, a cut crease now. But I think that Bob. Bob looks best.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't know. Can we zoom in on Bob's outfit?

[Lux Noir London]

I remember both of these, actually. I like Bob's better.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think I like Monet's better with Bob. Bob's makeup sends me. I can't.

[Lux Noir London]

But I don't think it's like the makeup.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I hate the court. I hate the corset. How it's like just. Just a line across. I wish it was, like, a bus corset where, like, it had a shape like that.

[Lux Noir London]

See, to me, it's kind of giving. Like, it's supposed to be a cummerbund on a suit jacket or like, a high waist pant. I really like it. I would wear it if Bob still Has it. I want to buy it. Monet. I don't love the nude illusion, you know?

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, the nude illusion is perfect. Monet, you look gorgeous. And, of course, you cleared, like, every time.

[Lux Noir London]

I think that Bob looks the best. Sorry about it. And we have the season eight finale. Oof. And the season ten finale. I said oof. Because Bob is holding a scepter and Monet is holding a sponge.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That is so shady.

[Lux Noir London]

That is so shady. I don't know whose I like better. I like them both.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I think I like Bob's better.

[Lux Noir London]

I like. Yeah, I like Bob's better.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I don't like. Yeah, this. It's so weird. Like, it's weird to know someone after their aesthetic has grown so much, because I feel like Monet now would never wear this.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Like, I feel like this is like, a blast from the past. I don't. I don't like. The hair is too big for her. It's kind of messy.

[Lux Noir London]

And see, it's interesting you say that, because I feel like if I saw someone wearing Monet's dress when Monet wore it, I'd be like, okay, I can see. And if I saw someone wearing Bob's dress when Bob wore, I'd be like, okay, I could see. But if I saw someone wearing Monet's dress now, I would say, oh, it's tired. It's late. But if I saw somebody wearing Bob's dress now, I'd be like, oh, it's a cute dress. It's a good dress.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I would say, Bob wins this one.

[Lux Noir London]

Yeah, it was cute, though. I mean, I. I still feel like

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Monet clears almost every category.

[Lux Noir London]

I think that for me, like, out of what we saw, Bob. Bob had the most hits for me.

[Commercial Voiceover]

For me

[Lux Noir London]

personally, I. I feel like

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

maybe you're trying to just make sure you can come back for another episode. You're trying to really get your foot in the door. And it's a good. To be truthful, though.

[Lux Noir London]

You have to my pump been through the door. Trust and believe.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

That's crazy.

[Lux Noir London]

It's crazy, but it's true. That's just the truth.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I feel like you always want to start with me. You always want.

[Lux Noir London]

I don't want to start. I don't want to argue.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You're obsessed with me and you always.

[Lux Noir London]

And I want to act crazy with you, baby. Said nobody ever. No, it actually has said somebody one time, probably, but it's never been me, doll. I don't have time to try and act crazy with the people of the likes of you life Already has.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Another rehearsed read.

[Lux Noir London]

Well, that's life. Well, yes, that's such as life. Oh my God. It has been so much fun getting to chat with you while we take the place of girl.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

God, that just sounds so fake. It has been such a cute little Kiki.

[Lux Noir London]

I sor. You just said the same thing. I can't help that.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

No, no, no. I said what I care about look like in a couple ones.

[Lux Noir London]

I cannot help that I am classy and poised and concise and that I don't get on here. Girl, girl, girl. When I leave this podcast, I'm going to know three language English, Spanish and ghetto.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Act A full girl Act A. It's been a cute little Kiki.

[Lux Noir London]

I hope that.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I feel like we need to send our well wishes to Bob and Monet. You know, they're girl.

[Lux Noir London]

They're not like sick girl. They're book.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Recovering from a BBL is not booked.

[Lux Noir London]

You know, it's not recovering body B tea.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Since the beginning, Silky took Bob's Madonna gig, y'.

[Lux Noir London]

All.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Y' all see the tabloid soon it'll come out to the press.

[Lux Noir London]

Oh, wow.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

But you know, I want to thank

[Lux Noir London]

my money for tuning in.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Lux. Don't ever talk over me again, bitch.

[Lux Noir London]

I'm gonna do what I want. Thank you all so much for tuning in. I hope you all had a blast with us. Maybe we'll be back one day. Maybe we'll have our own little spin off miniseries. Who knows? Only time shall tell. You can follow me everywhere. At Lux Nor London, on Instagram, on Twitter in 12 hours and on TikTok if that's not shut down. Damn, what do I. And you can find Mistress.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

You give your spill. Let me talk to my girls.

[Lux Noir London]

You can probably find Mistress. Everybody face down in an alley. I didn't need to take it there. I'm sorry.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

Oh, that's not. Listen, everyone. Y' all know y' all have sat here and consumed the content. So make sure you subscribe to the channel. Make sure you go. Go be a member of the Patreon. But above all, what they're doing, all that nonsense. Make sure you go on every social media platform follow me. But especially on my YouTube channel. Y' all know I've been pushing out the content. I have all your favorite girls. So make sure you go subscribe to my YouTube channel. Find me everywhere. Mistress Isabelle Brooks. Check out mistress isabelle.com. get your T shirts, get your posters. Get your little one too.

[Lux Noir London]

And yes, please buy her merch, please.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

I have to pay for all this.

[Lux Noir London]

She needs to get a hair transplant. In the middle of her head, girl,

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks]

you see these long, luscious vlogs. But with that being said, we love you. Thank you for tuning in, and hopefully we'll see you again sometime soon.

[Lux Noir London]

Bye. Bye.