The One With Meatball

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: The One With Meatball

Podcast: Sibling Rivalry
Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Guest: Meatball
Date: November 10, 2025
Duration Covered: Main Content (00:00–60:21)

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Episode Overview

This high-energy episode features Bob, Monét, and their guest, the irreverent and always hilarious drag queen Meatball. The trio’s signature banter dives into drag culture, personal backgrounds, pageantry, the pitfalls of judging wealth amongst artists, and a wildly entertaining live "costume ranking" segment. The conversation is peppered with personal stories, sharp observations, and playful jabs, delivering that infectious Sibling Rivalry chemistry fans love.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Welcoming Meatball & Drag Family Drama

• Introductions: Bob and Monét welcome Meatball—discussing her drag name and how others address her ("Meat" or "Meats").
• Extended Drag Family: They recall other queens associated with the Sibling Rivalry “family,” sharing playful remarks about beef and mutual blocking with Trinity The Tuck (02:08).
• Drag-Queen Beef: Meatball admits to playfully stirring drama with other queens, often as a form of humor not always well received (03:58).

2. Cultural Upbringing, Wealth & Adoption

• Geographical Roots: Meatball recounts being adopted, her childhood living in Egypt, London, Norway, and Houston (05:02–09:16).
• Family Dynamics: Bob and Meatball compare family closeness and exchange stories about their brothers, mothers’ names, and if they’re actually “close” (11:08–12:27).
• Wealth Accusations: A recurring comic bit emerges around who ‘grew up rich’—with Bob teasing, "I'm sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren't rich growing up. This is crazy." (10:48)
• Adoption Stereotypes: “Only rich people adopt. Broke people foster. Rich people adopt.” – Bob (08:28)

3. Drag Schooling & Artistic Paths

• Meatball’s Education: Attending Interlochen Arts Academy (“Is that an expensive school?” “Yeah.” — 10:45)
• Access & Privilege: The hosts tease about how “comfortable” Meatball’s upbringing must have been to attend such a school.

4. “What Was That Like?” — A Podcast Concept

• New Show Pitch: Meatball and Bob riff about a podcast where every interview is just the question, “And what was that like?” (05:46–07:14)

  “You should have your own side podcast called What Was That Like?” — Bob (05:52) “You start off with, like, one thing... And what was that like?” – Meatball (06:12)

• The running joke is that it could be the next “Between Two Ferns.”

5. Pageantry, Drama & BBLs

• Personal Surgeries: Bob discusses upcoming hair surgery and prior cosmetic work, while Meatball details growing up with perms and hair relaxers from her white adoptive mother (19:23–24:37).
• Cosmetic Surgeries in Drag: Extended banter about the pervasiveness of surgical enhancements in drag culture, Monet’s BBL ("Brazilian Butt Lift"), and the infamous BBL smell (27:25–28:09).

  “She got a BBL and she has a BBL smell now.” — Bob (27:54)

• Judgement of Surgeries: Discussion on the risks and attitudes toward elective surgeries, with Meatball voicing her squeamishness: “I think they’re gross. It’s nerve wracking to have someone else go into your body and then you could die at any moment.” (32:11)
• Fatness & Aging in Drag: A frank and funny tangent about how “fat folks don’t wrinkle,” body image in drag, and preferred language around weight (“I have a party called Fat Slut, like, I acknowledge.” — Meatball, 33:33)

6. Social Media, TikTok Debates, and Drag Fame

• TikTok & Debates: Bob’s TikTok “debate era,” frequent bans, and observations about drag queens who are “always live” on TikTok (35:14–36:29).
• On Visibility: Commentary about who is always online, why some queens slow down or move to Patreon, and shifting social media trends in drag.

7. Main Event: Blind Ranking International Pageant Costumes (36:43–59:48)

• Premise: The hosts and Meatball blind-rank 20 international “costume” looks from the Miss World Continental pageant.
• Ranking Criteria: From originality to wearability, and of course, camp.
• Standout Commentary:
  • On Ecuador: (“This feels like number one. It’s so realistic looking, and she’s acting the hell out of it.” — Meatball, 40:29)
  • On Brazil: “The helmet does something … Oh my, she’s like … I love the drama of this.” (39:04, Bob)
  • On less successful looks: “That dress looks like something you could buy at Macy’s” (Armenia, 38:39)
• Memorable Moments:
  • Lighthearted confusion about global geography and accents (e.g., “Do you know where Nepal is?” “It’s an Asian country...” (46:26))
  • Playful shadiness (“She’s smug … about her ugly ass costume, smug ass bitch.” – Meatball, 50:34)
  • Multiple “fat” jokes and self-acceptance jabs, particularly around costumes and padding (“Remember when she said I was fat, everybody?” – Meatball, 39:15)
  • Mini Beyoncé encounter story (41:13–41:47)

8. Closing: Where to Find Meatball & Plugs

• Meatball’s Gigs: “Every third Friday, I’ll be at Precinct for my party Fat Slut. You can also listen to my podcast, Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball...” (59:52)
• Future Projects: Teased new “What Was That Like?” show at Purse First Studios (60:03)
• Final Banter: More loving shade about the studio, a double-wide door for Meatball, and a classic, abrupt Sibling Rivalry sign-off.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Drag Drama:
  • “I’m sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren’t rich growing up. This is crazy.” — Bob (10:48)
• On the Podcast Pitch:
  • “You should have your own side podcast called What Was That Like?” — Bob (05:52)
• On TikTok & Drag Queens:
  • “Isn’t it crazy when a girl is just like you? Just every time you click on TikTok, you see the same five people on live, no matter what time of the day it is.” — Meatball (36:00)
• On Cosmetic Surgery:
  • “She got a BBL and she has a BBL smell now.” — Bob (27:54)
  • “I just think it’s, like, nerve wracking to have someone else go into your body and then you could die at any moment.” — Meatball (32:15)
• Self-Deprecating Joy:
  • “I literally have a party called Fat Slut, like, I acknowledge.” — Meatball (33:33)
• Costume Judging Savage:
  • “That dress looks like something you could buy at Macy’s.” — Meatball on Armenia’s pageant look (38:39)
  • “She’s smug … about her ugly ass costume.” — Meatball (50:34)
• On Beyoncé:
  • “I did meet Beyoncé once...at a birthday party for a celebrity that I was booked to host.” — Meatball (41:13)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Cold open and intros, introduction of Meatball | 00:00–03:30 | | Drag family and ongoing drag beef (Trinity The Tuck, etc) | 03:31–04:15 | | Wealth, adoption, family backgrounds | 05:02–12:27 | | “What Was That Like?”: podcast concept riff | 05:46–07:14 | | Schooling and drag riches | 10:45–11:04 | | Cosmetic surgery, BBL jokes, beauty standards | 19:23–28:09 | | Social media stories, TikTok debate era | 35:14–36:29 | | Pageant costume blind ranking (extended segment) | 36:43–59:48 | | Beyoncé and Katy Perry stories | 41:13–55:13 | | Fatness, aging, drag bodies, self-acceptance discussions | 32:11–34:01 | | Meatball plugs and farewell banter | 59:52–60:21 |

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Tone and Vibe

The episode is riotous, irreverent, and loaded with inside jokes, reads, and palpable chemistry. The hosts never shy from cutting humor (even at each other’s expense), but the camaraderie and affection shine through. There’s frank talk about money, bodies, queerness, and the culture of drag—delivered with quick wit and vulnerability.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

You’ll walk away with:

• A deeper understanding of the personalities and playful rivalries at the top of drag’s podcast world.
• Hot takes on drag family, beef, shade, cosmetic procedures, and the evolving world of queer social media.
• A front-row seat to pageant critique, with both savage and celebratory moments—including running gags about wealth, padding, and self-acceptance.

If you want pure, unfiltered drag queen realness—mess, drama, plenty of laughs, and a few real-life lessons—the “One with Meatball” delivers.

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Find Meatball:

• Monthly at Fat Slut (Precinct, LA)
• Podcast: Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball
• Online: If you can spell "SpiciestMeatball"

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Transcript

[A]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm Monet X Change. And this is Sibling Rivalry.

[B]

In this week's episode, we interview a mortician.

[A]

We welcome Meatball to the podcast, and.

[B]

We find out what made Bob say this.

[A]

I. I'm sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren't rich growing up. And we found out what made Meatball say this.

[B]

Do you separate the art from the artist?

[A]

Welcome back to Sibling Rivalry. And I am here with. Okay. Do people call you Meat? Am I the one that calls you Meat?

[B]

You? Yeah, you're the only one that calls me Meat.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Or Meats. I get that one.

[A]

I assume your first name was Meat and your last name was Ball.

[B]

No, but you know what? People used to assume my name was Spicy Meatball. Guess what your name was in line. Well, it's Spiciest. But I'm the spiciest meatball of all of them. But then people are dumb and they don't know how to spell Spiciest when they're like, what's your Instagram? And you go Spiciest and they go spi. You do it for me.

[A]

Well, people, they're being vulnerable with you.

[B]

And I don't like that.

[A]

We are with the spiciest meatball. First name me. Last name Tabal.

[B]

Uh huh. That's the one.

[A]

Give it up. From the legendary house of Tabal. Give it up for me.

[B]

Give it up for the new sign. Are you amazing?

[A]

Are you now an unofficial sibling?

[B]

Oh, my God, Finally.

[A]

So we have a few cousins and siblings in the family away. Peppermint.

[B]

Yes, of course.

[A]

Naomi Smalls.

[B]

Duh.

[A]

Bianca Del Rio. She hasn't done the pot in a long time, though.

[C]

Honestly. Trinity was one of the pot.

[A]

Trinity has been a.

[B]

Who's that?

[A]

Do you have beef with her too?

[B]

Who?

[A]

You always have betrayed with Trinity Tuck.

[B]

Listen, I just need to know. Well, she blocked me.

[A]

Do you have beef with any Trinity's? Cause you were like, you said you had beef with a lot of them.

[B]

Well, I thought Trinity K. Bonet.

[A]

No, Trinity K. Bonet has never been on the pod.

[B]

But Trinity the Tuck. No, I just. She blocked me. So what did you do?

[A]

Trinity the Block?

[B]

I tried to. Trinity the Block is her new name. Yeah, I just tried to get down to Trinity from the Matrix. Yeah, I hate her.

[A]

Who's that actor? What's her name?

[C]

What is her name?

[A]

We should know. It's like such a. What is it?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Carrie Ann Moss.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I just wanted her to say whether or whether or not. Or whether she. Was she devil by night.

[A]

Do you think she is?

[B]

I've been over this. I don't know how Reddit works. I feel like I'm pretty Internet competent. Do you think she needs pop?

[A]

Your collar is driving me insane. Were you trying to pop it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I was just trying to get dressed because I was running late.

[A]

Yeah, no, you had a pretty, pretty long time.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But also maybe you're one of those early, late and late.

[B]

Yeah, I'm always 15 minutes early.

[A]

I work with Monet, so this is.

[B]

I know I did a podcast with.

[A]

Her, but I'm always ready before she is.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, what's. What's. Do you prefer if people show up super early to stuff?

[A]

I think 10 minutes early is a. I do think there's a area where you can be too early. And in my opinion, anything before 15 minutes is you can't show. If someone says come over at 7, you can't show up at 6:30.

[B]

No, you show up at 8. If someone's like, I'm having a party, starts at 7, ends at 10, you.

[A]

Show up at LA thing. Well, me and Jacob, our dumb asses were showing up at 7.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And no one's there.

[A]

No one's there.

[B]

They're still setting up like, yeah, just go sit in the other room.

[A]

But New Yorkers, we weren't like that. We were new. You show up on time.

[B]

Really? Yeah.

[A]

Well, it takes an hour to get everywhere. In New York City, you give yourself an hour, no matter where you're going. You can be going one train stop. You give yourself an hour to get there. But in L. A, me and Jacob found out pretty soon after we got here that people are actually not showing up when the party is supposed to be starting. No, I didn't. I did. I know.

[B]

That's when you just sit in your car on your phone and TikTok for like 30.

[A]

Why do I be with so many drag queens?

[B]

I think because I like to playfully, like, argue and bring stuff up as, like a joke. And some of them just don't have the same sense of humor as me, which is like bullying.

[A]

You don't take much seriously.

[B]

No, I don't take anything seriously.

[A]

So now that George Santos is out, are you going to do Guess who's Back in the House? He'll click clack in a. I was thinking that.

[B]

Or Freedom by Beyonce.

[A]

Freedom is a good one as well.

[B]

And then like do or rea Franklin's freedom.

[A]

Freedom. What's the Song. The song's called the song that called Freedom.

[B]

That's this room full of white people. What the Aretha Franklin song is called Freedom?

[A]

Freedom, Freedom. Think, Think. Yeah, it's called Think, Think, Think, Think, Think. Yeah, think.

[B]

Anyway, I'm young.

[A]

Who you have view for right now?

[B]

No one. I've stayed off the Internet.

[A]

How old are you?

[B]

36. I'm old. I'm a grandpa.

[A]

You can Google that and find out if you're telling the truth.

[B]

Go to my Wikipedia. It says I'm 46.

[A]

Does it really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because there was a.

[A]

So what? I was believe.

[B]

Calm down, Savannah.

[A]

Savannah, slow down.

[B]

I'm gonna answer all your questions. It says. It says I'm 46. At one point it said I was 250 years old.

[A]

You were born in 1979. You're lying. You're lying. Second.

[B]

Shit.

[A]

You born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana?

[B]

Louisiana.

[A]

Are you from Baton Rouge?

[B]

No, I'm from Houston, which is Texas, which is part of the South.

[A]

You want to fight?

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

Yes, you do. I just do.

[B]

I love your the common denominator.

[A]

Queer.

[B]

So are you always. Why are you screaming at me? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

[A]

When I came to your podcast, I was nice. I was sweet.

[B]

Pretty sure. Pretty sure you weren't.

[A]

What to you?

[B]

What was that nice to you? No, I kept on. Yeah, you're always nice to me, but I kept on asking the question, and what was that like?

[A]

What was that like?

[B]

Which I think is a great question.

[A]

Did you not know what it's like yet?

[B]

Yes, I have some people like to answer it.

[A]

You should have your own side podcast called what was that Like?

[B]

Well, that's what I'm trying to do.

[A]

Where you only ask the question. And what was that like?

[B]

Well, you have to preface it with like. So you worked with Trinity, the talk.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And what was that like? And. But it's open ended and they can answer however they want.

[A]

But do you only ask that question going forward? You start off with, like, one thing. Like, I'm sitting here. Okay. Can I be you in this? In this scenario?

[B]

Yeah. Do your best me impression.

[A]

Welcome to and what was that Like? And I'm here. Hello.

[B]

Hello, everyone.

[A]

Welcome to and what was that like with the spiciest meatball. 1-235-466-325-54R.

[B]

That was pretty close.

[A]

And I'm joined by beautician and celebrity mortician Adilia Dupree.

[B]

La. Hello.

[A]

So, Adilia, you are a mortician.

[B]

Yes. And when did you start in 1963?

[A]

And what was that like?

[B]

Oh, back then we just stuffed the bodies with newspapers.

[A]

And what was that like?

[B]

Love reading the newspapers.

[A]

And what was. I think this is kind of. It might be the new words. It could be the new Between Two Ferns. Really? Were you just continually asking what was that like over and over again?

[B]

And if they're like, I don't know, you just kind of stare at them for a long time and be like.

[A]

And that was. And what was that?

[B]

Like 15 minute episodes in and out.

[A]

This might be brilliant.

[B]

You want. How much? You want 10%?

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Just let me have it. Thank you. I'm poor.

[A]

A producer credit would be nice.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[A]

Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna do it at Mom? Are you gonna. Let's put you here at Purse First Studios.

[B]

Can I do it here? You have a nicer studio than you.

[A]

Would you get in trouble?

[B]

No, they don't care.

[A]

You say that now, but then when Emma Small came over here, it was World War Three.

[B]

No, it wasn't.

[A]

Yeah, it was. No, it was.

[B]

Well, actually, I'm not a producer, so I have no idea what it was like, but I assume that they didn't do that.

[A]

The emails, the threats, the.

[B]

Okay, see, now. Now you're trying to start stuff that doesn't exist.

[A]

There was a flaming pile of poop on our front door.

[B]

That was just me.

[A]

I went to go, I was trying to get in and it said, never poach from mom ever again. And then I saw this bear standing in the corner who I think was Dipper, but I'm not sure. It was in a distance. And he did this. And he drove off in his Prius.

[B]

He burnt nied.

[A]

He was like, I'm going to get drive.

[B]

You should know Toyota Camry.

[A]

Toyota is the most trusted.

[B]

He bought it from his parents.

[A]

Toyota is the. So you say he's a Nepo baby. You think he grew up rich? I feel like you grew up rich.

[B]

He did.

[A]

That's not shit from you.

[B]

He did grow up rich.

[A]

No, let's talk about you.

[B]

What does me have to do with any of this?

[A]

I think you grew up rich.

[B]

We were comfortable.

[A]

Well, you were adopted. And only adopted people. Only rich people adopt. Broke people don't adopt. Broke people foster. Rich people adopt.

[B]

Yeah, they adopted me when I was a baby. And then we moved to Egypt and then I ate sand and got worms. And what was that like? Honey baby, I ate sand and got worms. That's what it was like.

[A]

Wait, you lived in Egypt?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you speak any?

[B]

No, it was. I was a big.

[C]

And London.

[B]

What?

[C]

And London.

[B]

And London. And Norway. Yeah. No, I could do, like, a theater cockney accent.

[A]

We lost vision, by the way. Jacob, that could be fixed.

[B]

Pull it together.

[A]

No, you.

[B]

So where have you lived?

[A]

Baton Rouge, Texas.

[B]

I didn't live in Baton Rouge. I was born in Baton Rouge.

[A]

Well, you live for a second at least.

[B]

No. Three days after I was adopted, before I was born. So three days after I was born, I moved to. To Egypt. I got all my shots, and then they took me straight over to Egypt. And then I grew up in Egypt. I don't really remember much.

[A]

You're African? Oh, no. My.

[B]

No. Egypt is in Africa, but I'm not African.

[A]

Well, all black people are African.

[B]

I'm from every continent in Africa.

[A]

There's only Africa is a continent.

[B]

That's a Raven Simone quote. Oh, I can't believe you don't know that one.

[A]

I didn't grow up watching Raven Simone. To be honest, I didn't have Disney Channel growing up.

[B]

I didn't either. My parents never let me watch cable. I didn't get cable until I was, like, well into high school.

[A]

So I watched. I watched the Cosby Show.

[B]

Do you separate the art from the artist?

[A]

I do not watch Cosby show anymore. But everyone watched Cosby show growing up. We didn't know. We didn't know.

[B]

We had no idea.

[A]

And then I didn't watch any Disney Channel because we couldn't afford it. We didn't all grow up comfortable.

[B]

I didn't have it either.

[A]

Adopted by wealthy baronesses.

[B]

No, baronesses. Your mother was baroness? No, my mom was poorer than my dad.

[A]

That's. What's the point.

[B]

They were all poor. They were both poor. You're lying. They were poor.

[A]

Okay, if your dad is a billionaire, your mom's a millionaire.

[B]

He's not a billionaire.

[A]

But I'm saying if your dad is.

[B]

A billionaire, he's not even a millionaire. If.

[A]

And your mom's a millionaire, you're still rich.

[B]

If. As if. And that wasn't it.

[A]

We can't prove that they're not billionaires.

[B]

Yes, we can.

[A]

How many bedrooms in your home growing up?

[B]

Three. Me and my brother had to share.

[A]

Had to. Oh, the drama.

[B]

Me and my white brother had to share a bedroom.

[A]

It was crazy what was happening in the third bedroom. Were your parents in the third bedroom?

[B]

And my mom would do work and sewing.

[C]

You went to Interlochen?

[B]

Yeah, I went to Interlochen Arts Academy.

[A]

Is that an expensive school?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You are rich. I'm sick of sitting across from rich bitches who act like they weren't rich growing up. This is crazy.

[B]

It was hard.

[A]

Did you have a Julietta?

[B]

What the is a Julietta?

[A]

Well, you don't watch the show.

[B]

I thought her name was Juliet. No, we didn't have help around the house.

[A]

None.

[B]

None. It was my mom.

[A]

Is your brother older than you or younger than you?

[B]

He's. Well, seven months older than me. We were.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Adopted. Very close.

[A]

Oh, he's adopted too?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice. How? And so is he gay? No. Are you close?

[B]

Kinda. We text, like, once a week.

[A]

What was the last text you sent your brother? Let's.

[B]

My mom fell down and broke both of her arms. So we were, like, trying to figure out what to get her as a gift, and then we were like, she can't use anything.

[A]

A Game Boy. I'm sorry.

[B]

We were like, is there something. Is there some way that she could, like, use her eyes on an iPad and it'll, like, type for her? How does she.

[A]

Is she. Is she older?

[B]

Yeah, my parents are old as hell. All parents. They adopted us when they were, like, 35, so they're like, 70 something.

[A]

Let's read the last text we sent our brother.

[B]

But you seem closer to your family. Doesn't your brother, like, live with you?

[A]

No, my brother lives in Atlanta. My other brother lives in Atlanta.

[B]

Don't talk down to me.

[A]

I have one brother in Mississippi. One brother in Atlanta. The last text I sent my brother was, having you there was amazing. I really wish we'd live closer to each other, to be honest.

[B]

Oh, mine. He was looking to buy a new car. This was last Friday. Or Friday. I wanted another ev, but the only ones in my budget were sedans, and I don't think I could do a small car again.

[A]

Is that what you sent? Your brother sent you? You're using your brother?

[B]

He sent me that.

[A]

What'd you send him, though?

[B]

I kind of want the VW electric bus, but it only goes 275 miles on one charge.

[A]

That text is called all of y' all broke.

[B]

No, it didn't. It's an affordable car if you lease. I'm looking at the ev.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Whatever. Oh, I'm sorry. Lexus don't come for me. Rich. You're rich. How many houses do you have?

[A]

One.

[B]

Three. One, three. Jacob's over here giving three like this, which is crazy. That's like this.

[A]

That's not true. He's lying.

[B]

I know you got one with Jacob. You have one with your new partner. I don't know if you to. I don't know if you talk about him and then. Don't you have another one? You have a third one?

[A]

Yeah, it burned down in Atlanta.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

It is gone. Since you want to bring it up.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

You mean pictures of my crispy home?

[B]

Honestly? Yeah. Like, how bad was it?

[A]

It was pretty bad. That's total. Total, complete total. We sold it.

[B]

Someone else was like, oh, my house burned down. And then who was it? And it was just their garage that burned down?

[A]

No, my. The whole house. It was the whole thing.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Except the basement. But the basement was flooded with water because, you know, they. They actually destroy your home when they, when they.

[B]

Yeah, when they spray it with all that water. Everything's done.

[A]

Yeah, the house. So the whole top floor was completely done. The basement was still intact, but it was so moldy.

[B]

Do you have. Do you have like a weird thing now where you're like, I want to put everything in storage? Like anything that is valuable and matters in storage? No, not really.

[A]

I mean, I had a little bit of trauma when the LA fires happen. I was like, I mean, I'm going to look because I don't have anything for my childhood. I have nothing. Everything from my childhood is completely gone. I have one hoodie that I. In one Led Zeppelin shirt that I bought from Walmart when I was in high school, which I bought at the time to make it look vintage. And now it is. Actually, that's a 25 year old shirt.

[B]

Someone was telling me, any concert you go to, no matter how expensive the shirt is, buy it now. It'll be worth something later.

[A]

Oh, I was wearing a Diana Ross shirt yesterday.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

But I buy the bootleg stuff though.

[B]

Oh, yeah. The parking lot stuff is just as good.

[A]

Better.

[B]

Sometimes when I go out, when I went to the Beyonce shaking his head, you don't like the parking lot? You think you're better than me? I got the parking lot stuff and.

[A]

I laid it down in the whole graphic. He said the whole graphic was sideways.

[B]

Yeah, that adds character.

[A]

Ties are crooked.

[B]

Yeah, maybe it's a you problem, Taylor.

[A]

But I, I don't, I don't, I don't. I do have. My calling out people's richness is really just my own insecurities from growing up.

[B]

Because you're rich now and you want to make sure that you let everyone know I'm not poor now. I've seen everything in this studio. You're rich. I have invested there's over $2 million. That's not true. In here Justin Wiggs alone.

[A]

That's not. That's not true.

[B]

What about the Garo Sparrows?

[A]

I don't have any Garo Sparrow here.

[B]

Oh, who's the one that you like?

[A]

I have a lot of Diego Montoya, Domino Couture. I have a few Lashon beyond pieces. I have Godoy. I have. Who you pointing at this. Oh, you know what? I'm going to tell you more about it after an ad break, but if you do not want to watch ads, you can go over to our Patreon right now. You will get ad free sibling rivalry. And we'll be back with our guest Meatball in a few.

[B]

Oh yeah. Ad free.

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[D]

Not a traditional 9 to 5. Or no, don't act like you traditionally out here.

[A]

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[D]

I started using AG1 because honestly, I just got tired of trying to chase my energy with coffee and and coffees and all the things and taking five different supplements to cover my faces. Ag 1. It's one school once a day and my gut, immune system and brain all thank me later.

[A]

Hey girl.

[D]

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[A]

Really?

[D]

I've been thinking about it y' all and it gets me feeling loopy. So AG1 is taking care of that also. I'm sharing with Andy. He is liking them too. And they have the little to go pack the little to go back so you don't have to like always carry like the canister. You literally they have the single use ones you tear, put them in your things and it is all good to go.

[A]

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[D]

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[A]

Yes, honey. And listen, I actually like the taste. It's kind of like a mild pineapple green tea vibe. Very refreshing. It's not grassy. And I start my mornings with AG1 every day. I am truly obsessed. Head to drink ag1.com rivalry to get a free welcome kit with an AG1 flavor sampler and a bottle of vitamin D3 plus K2 when you first subscribe. That's drink ag1.com rivalry. And we're back. You. I've said this before. You probably can sing.

[B]

I probably could. I was taking voice lessons. I've heard about your voice lessons.

[A]

Yeah, well, I'm going on Broadway so.

[B]

I gotta be able to sing. That's incredible.

[A]

I have to sing Chandelier eight times. Eight nights a week. Eight times a week.

[B]

Are you going to hit the high note? You Know what? Come to the show. Don't do that right after that. That was clean, though. That was crisp. That was crisp and sustained and beautiful.

[A]

I'm seeing other show.

[B]

Come see, come see Moulin Rouge.

[A]

I swear I hadn't warmed up.

[B]

There was nothing wrong with that. Why are you all laughing at her? Yeah, why are they laughing? You're supposed to be supportive in here and they're not.

[A]

You have so much hair.

[B]

Yeah, everywhere. I looked at my back the other day and I went, is it getting worse?

[A]

Does your back hair grow into your. Yeah, yeah. You. My friend Mitch.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I feel like all the furry guys know each other.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I ran into him in P town.

[A]

Completely furry covered. I mean, literally, like, the neck hair grows. The beard grows to the lips.

[B]

It stops at the head.

[A]

Well, not too much. Not too much. The beard hair grows all the way to the lips. Don't you do that too, Taylor? Like, it grows all the way. It grows all the way to the lips. Like, literally to here, into here.

[B]

Oh, I love that. I love that. I love hair, you guys. I love when the mustache goes over the lip, too. Oh, one of them can't even see it.

[A]

One of them. Yeah, one of those things.

[B]

Yeah, like a prospector.

[A]

I'm. I'm jealous of your hair because I'm going to get hair surgery. Are you nervous tomorrow?

[B]

Oh, before Broadway and then they're just gonna put a wig on it.

[A]

No, I'm wearing a hat.

[B]

So am I. Yeah. Okay. You know, your head swells up and you look like Megamind.

[A]

Well, bitches, I'm not going to Broadway tomorrow.

[B]

No, I know. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, like, that's a thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I'm afraid of surgery.

[A]

I have a big head already, so. You never had a surgery?

[B]

No.

[A]

Not a tooth, not a bone, no, nothing.

[B]

Never. I'm like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I get into, like a.

[A]

You never put under.

[B]

Maybe. I guess, like, I don't mean, like.

[A]

Some guy choking you out while he's fucking you. Doggy stuff.

[B]

Don't talk about my dad like that. I. I don't think so. Never in my life. I've never had any. I mean, I guess I had my wisdom teeth removed. Is that surgery?

[A]

Did you go under for that? That is her. It's dental surgery.

[B]

Yes, I did. Because I rem it being like, I'm not gay.

[A]

I'm not gay.

[B]

Is that my mom being like. Let's get you to the car.

[A]

What's your mom's name?

[B]

Nikki.

[A]

Nikki. That's not A mom name.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[A]

No, Nikki's not a mom name. Nikki's. Nikki's a sister. All right, let's not do.

[B]

Let's not do that. Leave her alone. She. Her arm, her arms. She can't defend herself online right now.

[A]

She can't even point at you. No, Nikki's like an aunt name. Nikki's a sister named. Nikki's a cousin name. My mother's name was Martha.

[B]

That's a mom name.

[A]

That is a mom name.

[B]

That is a.

[A]

His mom's name is Rose.

[B]

Not the mom.

[A]

Diane. Debbie.

[B]

Debbie. That's a. That's a sister. Cousin.

[A]

Well, Deborah.

[B]

Deborah's a mom.

[A]

What's your mom's name?

[B]

Joy.

[A]

Joy. Joy.

[B]

That's a mom name.

[A]

You have the youngest mom name here.

[B]

Yeah, she's probably the oldest mom in the room.

[A]

How old is your mom?

[B]

71, I think now 72.

[A]

My mom would. My mother would be 63. 60? No, she'd be 64. It was two years ago. Yeah, she. Oh, my mom's birthday's gonna be October 30th.

[B]

Oh. What are you doing to celebrate? I don't know.

[A]

I'm probably gonna be recovering from surgery.

[B]

With your big old head?

[A]

With my big old head? I mean, my head is bigger.

[B]

Are you nervous at all about getting it done?

[A]

I'm nervous about the results.

[B]

Cause sometimes it doesn't take.

[A]

And I gotta be honest, I'm not great with aftercare.

[B]

Well, because don't you have to let it sit for, like, six days and just kind of spray it with water over three days?

[A]

I can't do anything. I can't even sneeze.

[B]

You're doing it here or you going to Turkey?

[A]

I'm going to Beverly Hills.

[B]

Oh, who's rich now, Honey, Your parents are paying for it, apparently.

[A]

You have so much hair. This is all nothing. You never had anything?

[B]

No. But here's the crazy part, is it's going bald, like, through here.

[A]

But you have the front to hide it, though.

[B]

But what I'm gonna have is that weird ring, and then just this little tuff.

[A]

Would you ever do locks?

[B]

I've never done any culturally ethnic hairstyle before.

[A]

You were raised by white people?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

What were I doing to your hair growing up? You mixed up?

[B]

Yeah, I'm half white. I had hair down to here, and my mom would relax it to make it curly.

[A]

Your mom gave you a perm?

[B]

Yeah, my mom was giving me perms.

[A]

Was she eating? Did she eat?

[B]

I looked really good sometimes.

[A]

Nikki was like Gigi good, but she oh, Gigi's nigga wig. Nicky's ways.

[B]

She would never say that word. And. But the problem was she never we. She would wait for the roots to grow out like an inch before doing anything to it again.

[A]

I had locks down to here. Like, locks.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

When I was younger, and then I had, like a mohawk locks when I was in my, like, late 20s. And then I've been. I've been bald since I was 27, 28.

[B]

That's early.

[A]

Yeah, girl.

[B]

Doesn't that just mean you have a lot of testosterone? That's a good thing. You a man.

[A]

I actually have really high estrogen levels. I'm on estrogen blockers.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I need to get on those because my tits is huge.

[A]

You think that's the estrogen?

[B]

Let me have that. I'm eating too much tofu.

[A]

The soy, honey.

[B]

The soy is getting to my tits.

[A]

So you and I are going to look at some.

[B]

Oh, we're doing something.

[A]

Yes. We're going to look at some outfits from. What is it, Jacob?

[C]

Miss World Continental? This is the costume.

[B]

Why are you asking me to judge people's clothing? My drag is trash.

[A]

What? You see? No, you're kind of an iconic drag queen, I would say. I really want to talk about drama here.

[B]

Yeah, go for it.

[A]

Okay. I was looking at a video the other day. Who's the one queen from Dracula? People forget that you're from Dragula.

[B]

I forgot. What is Dragula?

[A]

It was this show. And who's the one queen? She's a black queen. Big makeup. That's everyone on Dragula. Big makeup. Not. Not St. Lucy.

[B]

Not.

[A]

Not BlackBerry. Kind of thick.

[B]

BlackBerry. Oh, Coco.

[A]

I think she was in the military.

[B]

Cococaine. Oh, Kendra. Onyx. She burned her face off once. How? She used to do fire stuff. She would, like, blow fire and it got on her face and she had, like, third degree burns on her face. And she's fully recovered. Yeah. And it's like, back to it. Her skin is still flawless.

[A]

Yeah. When you're dark skinned, you don't scarber. I mean, we keloid easily, but, like, blemishes do not happen on our skin for sure. But she was like, oh, honey, I'm close with the blaze. I can call them right now if.

[B]

I wanted to, and they would not answer because.

[A]

Are you. Do you have beef with them?

[B]

I don't have beef with them.

[A]

They have beef with you.

[B]

No, I think we are mutually just like, we respect each other from a distance.

[A]

Now, would you do your own competition show?

[B]

I Mean, I host my little pageants and that's fun.

[A]

Turn into a web show.

[B]

I think I am, actually. I'm, like, talking with you.

[A]

Do the twink pageants.

[B]

I do twink pageants. I just did a clown pageant.

[A]

You didn't invite me.

[B]

I had Naomi come instead.

[A]

Naomi? To the clown pageant?

[B]

How does that make sense? A sister.

[A]

How does that make sense?

[B]

She didn't even dress up in clown. Like, all of us, we were all like. I was just like, a rodeo clown. Darby and Alexis from IMHO were Tweedledee and Tweedledum, and they had, like, clown makeup on. Why don't you call me?

[A]

I love clowns. You know I love clowns.

[B]

You scare me, Bob. You terrify me.

[A]

Why does everyone say that?

[B]

Listen, what's the common denominator?

[A]

But what's scary about me?

[B]

Let's turn it around.

[A]

What's scary about me?

[B]

You're just Bob, you know, bobbing around. I just love being here. I just love it. I'm scared shitless right now.

[A]

Okay. Do you enjoy your time with Monet more or me? So much. So far.

[B]

So far. Well, I've spent more time with you overall than.

[A]

Y' all had beef together before. At one point.

[B]

It wasn't beef. That's what I'm talking about. Me making fun of her and saying that she got a bbl, which she did. Is not beef. You were there.

[D]

You saw.

[B]

I was there.

[A]

I nursed her back to health.

[B]

What was that like?

[A]

She did a whole video about all of her procedures. Like, yeah, I gotta tell you, check out lipo360. And then the video weirdly cut out.

[B]

There was a real hard edit. Yeah.

[A]

Cause she got the bbl. She acting like she did. I'm just saying before and after.

[B]

Check the footage.

[A]

And after. No one loses that much weight and still has a fat ass.

[B]

All the comments on that video are people just being like, she's always had a fat ass. And I was like, yeah, and now it's fatter. I saw the video of her swimming, snorkeling or whatever and twerking.

[A]

She got a bbl and she has a BBL smell now.

[B]

What's that?

[A]

Yeah, there's a smell when you get a bbl. No, it's just like the smell you always have.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

It's like a sweetness.

[B]

And everyone. And everyone.

[A]

And everyone has the bbl. Has the BBL smell. The BB smell.

[B]

So when you fly back from, like, Miami and all those girls are sitting backwards, Monet was. Smell it.

[A]

Monet was like, that.

[B]

Where was she? Where'd she get it done?

[A]

Miami.

[B]

And then you went down to Miami?

[A]

Nurse her to health.

[B]

I just don't get surgeries. I don't want it. I don't want to ever feel like shit for like, six weeks and then, like, take that long to recover and you have to, like, strap your body in.

[A]

I've never had. I mean, this hair surgery is my first. I mean, I've had. I had chin floor once.

[B]

Did you like it?

[A]

I couldn't even tell I had it.

[C]

You also had your throat surgery.

[A]

I mean.

[B]

I mean, yeah. You had the nose. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, cosmetically, I've only had my chin done.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then it was just filler and it's the center, and I couldn't even tell I had it in, to be honest.

[B]

See, because I feel like everyone who's had, like, crazy fillers or surgeries has, like, gone back and taken it out.

[A]

Or is that crazy filler?

[B]

One of the judges at the clown pageant.

[A]

Naomi.

[B]

Well, I was just saying her lips were crazy.

[A]

Alexis. Wait, you didn't call me for the clown. That's crazy. Do you know that I love clowns?

[B]

I do know that about you. It was on a Wednesday night.

[A]

You have a phone number?

[B]

No, I don't. It was on a wi. See? Your honor, she's lying.

[A]

I don't even have my phone. I have yours.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Actually, I don't know if I do have your phone.

[B]

I don't think you do. Here, we could do it right now.

[A]

I don't have an iPhone.

[B]

Rich.

[A]

Not everyone can afford an iPhone, so.

[B]

Only rich people don't have iPhones. That's what I've discovered.

[A]

I don't. I typed in meat and nothing came up. Maybe if I misspell spiciest, it'll kill yourself. It'll pop up.

[B]

Well, it was on a Wednesday night. It started at 10 o' clock at night, and it went till midnight.

[A]

I'm awake. I work the nightlife.

[B]

I also didn't. I don't see you as, like, a person that's going to a to precinct on a Wednesday. I know you go to Princess.

[A]

I went to your show when y' all did the Sailor Moon night. I found out that I kind of have a thing for guys in Sailor Moon outfits. I didn't realize until I got there.

[B]

Oh, that was Bitch Puddin's night.

[A]

But you were there.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

You didn't you do a Sailor Moon look?

[B]

No, I don't do anime and I don't do spooky.

[A]

You Did Dragula.

[B]

And was I spooky?

[A]

Ooky.

[B]

Kooky is spooky. Was I spooky? I was dressed up like a clown the whole time.

[A]

I would. Let me. What I'm saying is this. I would like to be invited to the next clown.

[B]

If we do a. If we film one, I'll have you as a guest.

[A]

Why can't you just go to the regular one?

[B]

Because I feel like a get like you needs to be memorialized.

[A]

That's for dead people. And I. I would come. I want to come. Please invite me. Okay. I would. It would. It would be an honor.

[B]

Would you get in clown makeup?

[A]

Of course. Are you kidding me?

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

I love dressing like a clown.

[B]

I know. I used to watch your.

[D]

The.

[B]

What was it? Where. It was like a music video where you were, like, a killer clown.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Bloodbath.

[B]

Yes. But it's spooky.

[A]

I'm surprised you watch it because it's so spooky.

[B]

You know what's crazy is that before I started drag, me and my roommate in Burbank would sit and watch the video of you doing the spoken word lip sync of, like, the Telephone.

[A]

Oh, that's it. Yeah.

[B]

We would watch that all the time. And I was like, this is amazing. He's like, I don't get it.

[A]

And do you still talk to him?

[B]

No.

[A]

Good.

[B]

I literally had to move out because I was like, you're a crazy person.

[A]

You are the common denominator.

[B]

No, Bob.

[A]

There's a lot of bodies in your wake.

[B]

If everyone says that you're scary, you're scary.

[A]

I know they say I'm intimidating. You think I'm scary, Taylor, why?

[B]

He wouldn't say that.

[A]

I don't think you're scary. See, I hear that you're scary.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

Rumor has it. See, he said y' all didn't hear. He said he see through it all. He said he sees through it all because I'm really a softy at all.

[B]

He says rumor has it that you're scared.

[A]

I'm really a softie at heart.

[B]

I'm sure you are, honestly.

[A]

And I hope that. Touch my hand. I hope that you feel.

[B]

I thought you hate it when Monet touches you.

[A]

No, she hits me. Monet does this. I was over here talking about. Oh, my Monet. She says that I'm the one who does it. I have a foot. I have a. A whole foot. We just. I don't think it's been released yet. Me getting beat. The up. Beat down.

[B]

You should put the Smack sound every time.

[A]

Well, someone else did one with me chopping her. We do chop each other a lot.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But she's sturdy. She's.

[B]

She's built well because she's got all the extra fat.

[A]

That's from the bbl.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Now it's all hard in the spots where they removed it and, you know, it. Steppens.

[B]

That's the other thing. Okay, I don't want to keep talking about surgeries, but I think they're gross.

[A]

Tell me more.

[B]

I just think it's, like, nerve wracking to have someone else go into your body and then you could die at any moment.

[A]

You could die for anything, though. You could. You probably.

[B]

Yeah, but this unelective surgery is different than, like, walking down the street and getting hit by a car.

[A]

You have a higher chance. Well, you're electing to walk down the street. You have a higher chance of dying in your Uber than you do on. On a table getting surgery.

[B]

Isn't the BBL like, the most dangerous surgery? It is like, 2,000 people a year die from it or something.

[A]

I don't know the numbers. I don't know the numbers, but apparently it is a very dangerous surgery.

[B]

I'm glad that we still have Monet. What about when you get old?

[A]

Do you not want to get like.

[B]

A. Oh, I'm not planning on living past 45.

[A]

I feel like, also, when you're fat, you don't wrinkle. It's a descriptive. It's not a read. You are fat. That's not a bad. I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

[B]

This is crazy. This is crazy.

[A]

That's not a bad thing.

[B]

I'm on a weight loss journey.

[A]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

[B]

I'm thin. In my mind.

[A]

I listened to a podcast once, said, call me fat. And she was like, I like the term fat because it's.

[B]

Was it me? I don't think I said that.

[A]

Okay, what word do you want me to use?

[B]

You can say fat. I'm just kidding. I literally have a party called Fat Slot. Like, I. I acknowledge.

[A]

Yeah, but when you're fat, you just kind of don't wrinkle. Have you ever had a fat wrinkle person?

[B]

My forehead's getting wrinkly.

[A]

I need to go get wrinkles.

[B]

I need to go get Botox.

[A]

Lift your brows.

[B]

It's bad.

[A]

No, girl, you're eating. This is nothing. Look at this.

[B]

That's nothing. That's. I mean, in makeup. That might crinkle.

[A]

Oh, it's the worst.

[B]

Mine hit right where I draw my eyebrows.

[A]

I've never seen a fat, wrinkly person in my life ever, have I?

[B]

And then they lose all the weight and then you're like.

[A]

So let's talk about it after this break.

[B]

I was in New York, you know Kiki Ball change?

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

Love Kiki. She was doing a show with someone and like the fog machine wasn't working, so she just sat on the edge of the stage and started vaping and blew it down at her feet.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

Iconic behavior.

[A]

Iconic behavior. But Kiki, if you want to quit vaping, you can go to join BobX program.

[B]

Hell yeah. Have you tried the little sticks with the mint flavor in them? Yes, I love it. It really helped me out.

[A]

I was using one last night on Live. Well, Jacob actually 3D printed me one.

[B]

Oh, I had to get. I think it's called Flume.

[A]

Flume? Yeah, the podcast sponsor.

[B]

Oh yeah, I love it.

[C]

They sponsored us like two years ago.

[A]

Oh, yeah. So.

[B]

But just having the oral fixation, it helps.

[A]

I got, I got banned, not banned, but like restricted on TikTok last night for using the Flume.

[B]

Well, they can't tell.

[A]

Well, there's no vapor coming out of my mouth, so that should be a big indicator.

[B]

Take it up with Mr. TikTok.

[A]

Well, now it's Oracle.

[B]

Oh, right. It got bought out.

[A]

Oracle owns TikTok now.

[B]

Do you feel like your stuff is going to start getting suppressed? Probably I miss when you used to. Probably. Probably I miss when you used to get on there and just argue with people. I mean, debates, debate.

[A]

I, you know, I had to stop my debate era.

[B]

Go on it.

[A]

Well, I was, I was constantly getting banned for starters.

[B]

But they'll always ban the person that's usually in the right or the queer person. Yeah.

[A]

So I was getting banned all the time. And I had to, I had to. It was, it was all consuming, quite frankly. Like, it. I like to argue. This may shock you.

[B]

So I found, like, that's not scary.

[A]

I, I found my community, you know, online.

[B]

People who are online who want to.

[A]

Argue, we gotta take with these looks.

[B]

I would love to talk about the looks, but I'm also having a wonderful time. I also want to say something about the Tick tock divas. Isn't it crazy when a girl is just like you? Just every time you click on the TikTok, you see the same five people on Live, no matter what time of the day it is, who say their names.

[A]

We'll say on three. One, two, three. Malaysia David Alfato.

[B]

Oh, she's kind of slowed down. Or maybe I blocked her.

[A]

Maybe. Why did you block her?

[B]

Well, no, no, no, no. Just because I didn't want to see it because she was always dressed up crazy and, like, doing weird stuff.

[A]

Well, Aurora Sexton.

[B]

Is she always on?

[A]

Always. Gigan.

[B]

Gia Gun. I see all the time with the Labubus.

[A]

Miss Mistress used to, but she kind of stopped.

[B]

Yeah, I think she, like. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Why did she stop, I wonder?

[C]

I think she realized she made more money if she did it for her patreon.

[B]

Yeah, the patreon and the watch and.

[A]

Silky used to do them a lot, too, but she stopped as well.

[B]

Now she's on her fitness journey. Would you call her fat?

[A]

She is fat. Yeah, she is.

[B]

Let's take a look at these looks.

[C]

Okay, starting off, this is Malta.

[A]

Okay. This look is. Okay, first of all, would you wear this?

[B]

I mean, if. If I could, I would. I would have this. I would have it more on, like, a. Like a cinched waist situation.

[A]

You do you pad down?

[B]

Yeah, I like to have a big old butt and big old titties.

[A]

Your padding is very, very good. What are you gonna rate this on a scale of 110. Okay, hold on.

[B]

Play it again. That, to me, is like an 8 because it's gorgeous, but not inventory.

[A]

We're doing something different. How many are there? We're gonna blind rank them.

[C]

There are 20.

[A]

We're gonna blind rank them so you don't get to see other ones. So we have to put these down. Where are you putting Malta on the blind ranking? You haven't seen the others yet.

[B]

17.

[A]

You just said it was good, but I don't know.

[B]

There might be better ones.

[A]

Okay, this is number 17. Malta, you are number 17. Sorry, that's not me. That's the spicy.

[B]

Is it original to you, though?

[A]

It's not particularly original, no. It's.

[B]

I'm gonna rate on originality.

[A]

It's very Carnival meets Vegas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, what do we got next, Jacob?

[C]

This is Armenia.

[A]

Armenia. Oh, my God. What's the category?

[C]

This is. It's costume. And they're supposed to represent their country or where they're from with a costume.

[B]

What does this say to you out loud?

[A]

I guess I don't know much about Armenia, but is it. Okay, she's hiding her face. Does she have. Does she have braids or locks?

[B]

It's braids, but I don't understand.

[A]

I'm gonna. This is. This is number 19.

[B]

It's giving abracadabra. Aba Una na.

[A]

Do you know the choreography? No, this is. I'm not trying to talk about the cultural impact of it, just the outfit itself. I don't love it.

[B]

I don't love it either.

[A]

The boot is sad.

[B]

The length of the dress and the boot together bother me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It should either be like, right at her coochie or, like, right under the.

[A]

Or the shoe should be a pump.

[B]

Yes. Yeah.

[A]

If you're gonna do. If you're gonna do the mid. The mid. The mid. Calf. The shoe should be a pump. In my humble opinion. Not. Not a booty.

[B]

None of it is screaming like, this is excellent. Like, that dress looks like something you could buy at a Macy's.

[A]

I'm gonna give her. She's at 20 for me.

[B]

She's at 20 for me.

[A]

I don't think we're see anything worse than that one. Are you ranking these, Jacob? Mm, yeah. This. This is 20 for me. Sorry, sorry. Malta or Armenia.

[C]

This is Brazil.

[B]

Ooh. Oh, see, now this is fun. And invent. Oh, wait, I saw this one.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Wait for the helmet, because this is cunt.

[A]

Oh, the helmet does something.

[B]

Y.

[A]

Are you into pageants?

[B]

No, but I. I think I'm like, into, like, things that I could never wear. And this is.

[A]

Why did you wear this?

[B]

Because my body is shaped crazy. As you said before, I'm fat.

[A]

No, but your padding goes bananas.

[B]

Remember when she said I was fat? Everybody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's. She even. She's like. Hold on.

[A]

Wait. Does more.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, my. She's like. Wait a second. I love the drama of this.

[B]

Let the robotics work new face.

[A]

Okay, this is n. Is fully stoned. This is going to be number three for me, I think.

[B]

Yeah, I'd say three, two or three for me.

[A]

Now blind ranking gets crazy. Oh, there's a fake face on it.

[B]

Yes, the face came down.

[A]

That was fierce.

[B]

I think it was their president or something.

[A]

I want to say, your padding is really fantastic. Your body looks great in drag.

[B]

Thank you. So does yours.

[A]

So why can't you wear this?

[B]

I think my hip to knee ratio, if I wear something that tight makes me look knock kneed.

[A]

Knock knee is not a good look.

[B]

It's not. And you gotta understand that sometimes your legs look like a chicken drumstick. And you gotta dress for that.

[A]

Monet's kind of knock knee a little bit.

[B]

And she got those explosive feet. She does.

[A]

All right, who we have next? Make sure we don't fuck up our ranking jacket.

[C]

No, this is Ecuador.

[A]

Maybe we should get the chalkboard. Maybe we should get the marker board.

[B]

Taylor. Whoa.

[C]

Ecuador.

[B]

That's one of those lizards that falls out of the tree all the time.

[A]

Okay, this is cunt. I don't want to jump the gun, but this feels like number one.

[B]

I think it's number one. It's so realistic looking, and she's acting the hell out of it.

[A]

No, this is. This is great.

[B]

Number one.

[A]

Can you mark these, Taylor, while we're doing these? That way.

[B]

Jacob, what doesn't the studio have?

[A]

It's a whiteboard.

[B]

But it's on wheels. That's crazy.

[A]

Yo, when I tell you this is the marker board that your teacher would have in school, I am not kidding. All right, so number one is. Who is it, Jacob?

[C]

Ecuador.

[A]

Number one is Ecuador. Texas public schools.

[B]

Wait, what part of Texas are you from? I'm from Houston.

[A]

So you ever met Beyonce?

[B]

I did meet Beyonce once.

[A]

Where?

[B]

At a birthday party for a celebrity that I was booked to host.

[A]

Is it a secret?

[B]

I don't. I signed an NDA forever ago.

[A]

You know, Indians aren't really legally bounding.

[B]

I know. I found that out. I got booked to host the party.

[A]

And you met her.

[B]

I met Beyonce. I think I told you this story.

[A]

Was it when she was also. No.

[B]

She had just started getting skinny.

[A]

Well, you just told me who it was.

[B]

Well, you started it, but you. Why are you putting the onus on me?

[A]

You didn't have to engage.

[B]

No, you're a villain.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

You create the situations. Why am I looking at you guys for help? You're all like, yeah, we know, Bob. We work here. You're playing into the game.

[A]

Who's next?

[C]

This is Ghana.

[A]

Ghana. Okay. First of her legs look stunning.

[B]

Oh, my God, she's gorgeous. Is she holding jellyfish? There's a cat in her hair. No, up on the top, right?

[A]

Oh, is it a big cat?

[B]

It's a big old cat.

[A]

Okay, this is great, but we've already given away number one. I'm gonna give her number.

[B]

I'll say five.

[A]

Oh, her tits look great again.

[B]

This just isn't any. It's just another carnival.

[A]

Look, it is a little carnival, all right? We're gonna put Ghana at five.

[B]

Fantastic and beautiful.

[A]

All right. Ghana is number five. All right, what do we have next? We should describe to the. Listen what we're looking at, too, by.

[B]

The way, because the.

[A]

The listeners. People are like, what the hell's going on here? All right, who is this, Jacob?

[C]

Indonesia.

[A]

Indonesia.

[B]

So it looks like she's wearing a Traditional Indonesian garb. And then wrapped around her is a dragon whose head moves. Yeah, and it looks like it's floating. Ooh, that looks cumbersome on her back.

[A]

Giving away the top spots already. This is. This is getting really challenging.

[B]

Oh, this is a six. No, this is an eight.

[A]

Eight?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why eight?

[B]

I don't know. It's just not doing it for me.

[A]

Look at the structural integrity of this garment.

[B]

But when she turned her look, she looks like she's having trouble walking.

[A]

You know, she is. She is low key fighting the garment. You're right. I mean, can we. Can we do seven?

[B]

We'll do seven.

[A]

All right. Indonesia, you're at seven. Sorry. Raja.

[B]

Would you wear that?

[A]

No, that's too much. Where?

[B]

Surround.

[A]

And it also seems inappropriate for me.

[B]

Oh, no. Why would you say that?

[A]

Oh, you're on that share.

[B]

This is. Yeah, put on a Indian headdress.

[A]

Laos.

[B]

Well, I hate it.

[A]

This is really.

[B]

That's garbage, mama.

[A]

This is ooky, kooky and spooky.

[B]

So she looks like a skeleton holding up a mask inside of, like, a beach changing booth.

[A]

Oh, the skeletons. No, this is. This is like.

[B]

Oh, her face. She looks. She. Oh, she hates it.

[A]

This is number 19.

[B]

That's 19.

[A]

This is number 19. Sorry, Laos. That. I'm gonna have to give that number 19. It's. It's not.

[B]

There was too many cooks.

[A]

Yeah, I can't. I can't vibe with that one. All right, who we got next? Jacob.

[C]

All right, this is Macedonia.

[A]

Let's just talk about this woman. She is objectively beautiful.

[B]

She's flawless.

[A]

But what. Where's the. Is this a costume?

[B]

Yep. That looks. She's gorgeous. Stunning, Stun Jelena body. Crazy. But that looks like one of those pre stoned Amazon outfits.

[A]

This feels like something Plastique would have worn her first season of Drag Race.

[B]

Yes, it's just giving, like, rhinestone bodysuit, but the bodysuit was pre made because.

[A]

I'm gonna give it 15.

[B]

Why so far up?

[A]

Because it does look nice. Like, if I saw. If I came to your show and saw this, I'd be like, oh, she looks nice.

[B]

She doesn't have anything on her head.

[A]

Whereas the Laos. I was like, this looks insane. She doesn't look insane.

[B]

Okay, I'll say 15. I'll go 15 with you. But I think that this is.

[A]

Where is this louse? Who is she? Laos. This is Laos. Lous is gonna be at number 15.

[C]

Oh, sorry. This is Macedonia.

[A]

Macedonia's number. You're gonna be number 15. All right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This is gonna get hard as we go.

[C]

Martinique.

[A]

Martinique. Where's Martinique? You know, that is.

[B]

No, I have no idea. Texas education.

[A]

I'm assuming Martinique. What is it?

[C]

Martinique.

[A]

Martinique is probably either in Africa or South America. Yeah. And I'm assuming. No, that's where most white people.

[C]

Martinique is a region in France.

[B]

Just call me fat and everyone will forget. She.

[A]

I thought there were countries.

[C]

It's like a French. Oh, I see. It's a French island in the Caribbean.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

My bad.

[C]

I like to apologize to our listeners.

[B]

I did say it was going to be an island country.

[A]

If you're listening from Martinique, please comment below, and Jacob will send you a personal apology. That's probably not true. All right. No, this is. This is. This is beautiful. Her legs are longer than my dreams.

[B]

And hopes featuring them so well with this. Although the arm pieces are giving me very, like, oh, we went to Michael's and we got all the fake ferns they had.

[A]

So let's give her an eight, then. Yeah, if she. If. If. If those arm pieces were. Were nicer, I would give her. I would put her up at 4.

[B]

I mean, it would be cunty if it was, like, real flowers. I know that would be hard to do, but, like, day of.

[A]

I don't think she's the prettiest one so far, though.

[B]

She's absolutely gorgeous.

[A]

Yeah, she's stunning. Stunning. All right, who we got next? Jacob.

[C]

All right, now we have Nepal.

[A]

All right. Do you know where Nepal is?

[B]

It's an Asian country.

[A]

Are you just saying because it's location? Did you know that already?

[B]

That's crazy. Did you know that to question me? Did you. You didn't know, did you?

[A]

I know Nepal's in Asia.

[B]

Where's Nepal?

[C]

Yeah, it's right above.

[B]

Don't talk down to me.

[A]

You know, I feel like this might be more traditional than costumey.

[B]

I agree with that. I think the addition of, like, the little tendrils is the only thing that makes it costume.

[A]

Yeah, I like when they. When they. When they. When they. They. When they go a little ham with it.

[B]

So let's.

[A]

Let's go ahead and say 18. Nepal. I was gonna say 17.

[B]

It's 18.

[A]

It's gonna be something worse, and you're gonna wish you would save that spot.

[B]

17. 17.

[A]

17.

[C]

Puerto Rico.

[A]

Do you know Puerto Rico?

[B]

Yeah, that's America.

[A]

What's happening?

[B]

So, as you know, Puerto Ricans are ooky, spooky lovers.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

So she's. She's a mythical creature from folklore.

[A]

The cuckoo, who's, like, it's me.

[B]

Cuckoo.

[C]

Like a child. Child eater. Babadook.

[A]

Is that. That's a child.

[B]

That's a child and she's gonna eat it. So it's Babadook.

[A]

Okay. I actually don't hate this. I actually like where this is going. I like the mask on top. The baby doll is throwing me off a little bit.

[B]

The baby doll is like a last minute purchase at Walmart.

[A]

I would have made it a 10, but the baby doll pushed it back to 13 for me.

[B]

I'm going to have to agree with that. All right, so the Ugg boot isn't working for me.

[A]

Oh, no, no.

[B]

Hill.

[A]

She got to go further down. She got to go further down.

[B]

Maybe she's 14.

[A]

14. Yeah.

[B]

But I mean, I love how rhinestoned and like it is, but like the fringe on the inside of the legs is kind of gross.

[A]

Yeah, I agree.

[B]

It's giving Dragula. So titans, Is that a.

[A]

Is that an insult? Because you said you didn't like it and you said it was Dracula.

[B]

Love this plan.

[A]

Let's go on to our. Who do we have next? Jacob?

[C]

Okay, now we have South Africa.

[A]

South. You know where this is?

[B]

It's like near Africa, I think.

[A]

Whoa. Okay. I will say if the wings weren't. Weren't floppy, I like when they opened up, but the floppiness kind of upset me a little bit.

[B]

And it's also. It looks like something Taylor Swift would wear and think that she's serving.

[A]

Have you seen black Taylor Swift? No. Oh, my God. You're not seeing black Taylor Swift?

[B]

No, I haven't. Who is black Taylor Swift?

[A]

I think. I don't know if it's AI or if it's a real person, but they've created a Taylor Swift. And she looks black. I don't know. I don't even know if she's real or not. Oh, it's gone.

[B]

She's probably taken down.

[A]

There she is.

[B]

That's Taylor Swift.

[A]

It's black Taylor Swift.

[B]

Oh, my God. She looks great.

[A]

Yeah, it looks like.

[B]

Looks like Tyler. It does look like Tyler.

[A]

Make me sweat.

[B]

Ma'.

[A]

Am. Ma'. Am. Thigh's not so thick now, huh?

[B]

Thick thighs. Yeah, it's my sweet little pussy hole.

[A]

Thin thighs made the vaporize. All right, so where are we putting South Africa? It wasn't bad. I would give it a 10. Put it at 10.

[B]

Okay, 10.

[A]

Were you were gonna say that?

[B]

I was gonna say like 13. Okay. Just because it's like, not that interest. I want to be intrigued. I want to see something new. Inventive Maybe if the wings would open themselves. Yes. Or if she did the thing where the wings were her arms and then her arms were something else.

[A]

We're short, little nubby things holding hands like this. You're holding a sword. All right, who do we have next?

[B]

Jacob.

[C]

Next is Sweden.

[B]

Do you know where Sweden is?

[A]

Sweden. Europe.

[B]

Is Sweden a Scandinavian country?

[A]

That I don't know. That I do not know. I think they're Scandinavian. They're giants. I know that.

[B]

I hate this. So ugly. It's poster. Okay, so what we're seeing is two bulls strapped to the back of this lady, and they're just like poster board with glitter on them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My mom could have made me a better costume in high school. Junior high, elementary.

[A]

Yeah. I don't like this. This is 18 for me also.

[B]

She's so smug about it.

[A]

That's just.

[B]

She's smug. She is about her ugly ass costume. Smug ass bitch.

[A]

You speak any Swedish?

[B]

No.

[A]

You can't say one word in Swedish. No. There's no no in Swedish.

[B]

I don't know. I'm hoping.

[A]

I. I don't think I can.

[B]

It's probably like da. No, that's German for yes. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Is. Is yes in German, I believe. Yeah. I should know. What? Inga. Inga. I should know one Swedish word.

[B]

Well, Inga.

[A]

Inga. And yes is ya.

[B]

No.

[A]

No is nine.

[B]

That's how you say no. I don't want to. In Norwegian.

[A]

I think no is nine and yes is ya. Gay. Is gay with it. With a Swedish accent. Ga guy.

[B]

Let's go to IKEA and test these out.

[A]

We should. Oh, ikea. That's gotta be a Swedish word.

[B]

Oh, yeah. IKEA has a Burbufler. That's Ike's bookshelf.

[A]

What does IKEA mean?

[B]

Does IKEA mean the way you do? This is insane. I'm, like, watching you.

[A]

It's an acronym for Ingvar Kamprad Elmartard Angailard. His names the company founder.

[B]

Founder. That's just.

[C]

Just one name named after the company's founder and the farm and village where he grew up in Sweden. IK are the founder's initials. E and A are the first letters of the family farm. And the.

[A]

It'd be mbta. Meatball from Texas.

[B]

Yeah. Or tx or la. Louisiana.

[A]

Are you. Do you identify as Louisianan?

[B]

Well, all my family still lives there, so I'll, like, go back and. I feel like I'm part of the culture.

[A]

Like your birth family?

[B]

No, like my extended family.

[A]

Got it, Got it. Yeah. Gang.

[B]

Gang and Baton.

[A]

Rouge. That sounds so cunt.

[B]

Can you do it?

[A]

Can you do a little Louisiana accent? I don't do accents, Woody, baby, come on.

[B]

They're the ones that talk, like, real deep Cajun where all the words don't make sense. Like, sometimes when they're talking to me, I'm like, we're gonna have to try.

[A]

Does your family have these accents?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did your mom tell you that?

[B]

Not anymore, no. But she'll be like, I'm gonna worship the clues. And, like, it's just, like, a lot of that sometimes. And you're like, talk like you had education.

[A]

Jesus Christ. Who is this?

[C]

Tanzania.

[A]

Tanzania. That is crazy. There are things I like. This is very Lion King. This is very Julie Tamar Lion King adjacent. Except this is. This is not a lion. That's a tiger.

[B]

I hate flared things. On. On, like, just a lower. Like, a flared boot.

[A]

It makes your legs look short, and I don't.

[B]

Beyonce loves them. She loves a boot with, like, fringe on it or, like, a bunch of. I'll be getting money. Coachella.

[A]

Coachella.

[B]

I hate them.

[A]

Yeah. I don't like this one. It's. It's bogging her down.

[B]

She literally fell. She's literally on the ground. She can't get back up.

[A]

It is bogging her down.

[B]

Someone help her.

[A]

We're gonna give Tanzania Tanzania number 12. I want to say.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Trinidad and Tobago.

[A]

This.

[B]

That's kind.

[A]

This is. I love this. Amazing.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

This is where. This is Ariana's from.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Do you have a Rihanna impersonation?

[B]

No. Quit asking me to do impersonations. I don't do them. Do you have. Do you have a Rihanna?

[A]

Do I have a Rihanna? You're going to ask me if I got Harrigana. Don't be asking me no stupid fucking question. Of course I got Ariana. Put it at number two.

[B]

Sing, sing, ponder, replay soft.

[A]

Mr. DJ. Stop on the replay. I'm the guy from the dance flop wanting some more.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't want to do this anymore. May not want to be the reason why Every time we walking to the door.

[B]

You're insane.

[C]

Okay, the next one. This is uk don't interrupt her.

[A]

The uk. The United what?

[B]

Oh, the birds are. We've seen this on Drag Race.

[A]

She's fries and chips.

[B]

We've seen this on Drag Race.

[A]

She's a bag of chips.

[B]

This was the outfit that. Oh, there it goes.

[C]

A whora wore and sister sister.

[B]

And the sister sister went home and copied it and came back and had a better one.

[A]

Ahora, Wara. Ahora Warra version of this.

[B]

You know what's on her head? Is that a fish tail?

[A]

It's a fish, yeah. She's fishing chips. She's the baggage.

[B]

Why does this look like something Katy Perry would wear to the Met gala?

[A]

This is so something Katy Perry would wear. Katherine Hudson would definitely. You ever met Katy Perry?

[B]

Yeah. At the same birthday party.

[A]

You meet so many people.

[B]

I do.

[A]

You do?

[B]

Maybe it's cause I'm fat.

[A]

Bob, you remember when you were trans for like three weeks?

[B]

I almost rode my motorcycle here today. And then I thought, better not with my cowboy hat.

[A]

We're gonna put UK. I'm gonna give it 11.

[B]

No, give it a 10. That was great.

[A]

You like this?

[B]

It was rhinestone the bird. That's the shit. I do like campy ass.

[A]

We'll give it 10.

[B]

The bird's wings are flapping.

[A]

The flapping wings are cute.

[B]

She's salting herself.

[A]

You know, it's camp. It's camp.

[C]

This is the usa.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Oh, God.

[C]

And to be clear, this woman is from Las Vegas.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you, Jacob. I thought she's from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[B]

That's my sister, okay?

[A]

You know, in my Cajun accent. Woody, baby. I don't love this one. Dead baby. I don't think that I will say this. It is clear where she's from. She is representing Las Vegas very well. I don't think I like that showgirl aesthetic, though.

[B]

I'm not a showgirl guy and so I just hate it. But I understand that that's where she's from. But the sign is gross and it doesn't look complicated.

[A]

So you're gonna put her at 16? 16.

[B]

11.

[A]

We only have three spots left.

[B]

Well, do you think it could get any. There's more than that.

[A]

We only have three things left.

[C]

Oh, maybe I thought it was 20, but maybe I have.

[A]

It's fine.

[B]

It is 20. Yeah.

[A]

All right, what do we have here? USA was at 16.

[B]

What you doing over there, Taylor?

[A]

16?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is cool. Who is she, Jacob? Vietnam. Vietnam.

[B]

Vietnam. She looks great. This is cool.

[A]

I can't wait to see what this becomes.

[B]

Cuz she.

[A]

She has a box on. She's like on her box on casters and she's wearing like some sort of a. Oh, it's not going anywhere. Oh.

[B]

Oh, I hate that hand thing.

[A]

I like this.

[B]

This. That's great. That's a great reveal.

[A]

This number four for me.

[B]

I mean, you could see the. Okay, yeah, it's number four. It's huge. It makes sense. It's stunning.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I just hate when you see a reveal coming.

[A]

Well, I mean, but if it. But if. But if it still gives, it's not a big deal. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, who we got next?

[B]

Jacob, how do you think she walked off?

[C]

We have Zambia.

[B]

Do you know where Zambia is?

[A]

Zombies in Africa.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

This is stunning. But then again, it's. It's more traditional than costume.

[B]

It looks. Yeah. I was like, what would you do to elevate this? Like, I feel like rhinestones.

[A]

I feel like she would wear this to a pro. I'm not from Zambia, but I feel like she would wear this exact thing to a formal event.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Or a wedding or something in Zambia.

[B]

Yeah. It's giving. Very wedding.

[A]

But she looks so stunning.

[B]

But the thing in her hand should be, like, 10 times as large. The bracelets should go all the way up her arm.

[A]

I know, but it. But she looks so beautiful. That's the issue. She looks amazing. Amazing.

[B]

It's a six. Because it is still a very complex outfit.

[A]

Yeah. I do think this is. I do think this is more elevated than one you would normally wear.

[B]

Oh, absolutely.

[A]

Like, if she were there, be like you're doing a lot. So we're going to give her six, which.

[B]

Which today is about the bride.

[A]

Which is the highest spot we can give right now. All we have left is 9 and 8.

[B]

And is this Zimbabwe?

[C]

Zimbabwe.

[B]

9, 11.

[A]

Wow. Zimbabwe. The wings are crooked, and the.

[B]

The fabric is unlined.

[A]

I think the crookedness of the wings is making me not want to give her. She kind of looks like Naomi Campbell.

[B]

She looks a lot like Naomi Campbell, but she's. She's trying to do the Coco Montrese.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna give her nine.

[B]

Yeah, let's give her a nine. I think that's all we have left.

[A]

We'll give her nine.

[B]

And he's really pushing for 11. Did you see it?

[A]

And there's nothing left at 11. We skipped something.

[B]

I know.

[C]

I'm looking to see. I feel like we did all of these.

[B]

I think we did them all.

[A]

And maybe you want to randomly assign an outfit that you've seen on a queen to be number 11. Like something you've seen in the past that you think would fit into this at the 11th spot.

[B]

Let me think. Derrick Berry's I'm listening. There's a hymn everywhere you look.

[A]

So right now we're gonna go ahead and put Derrick Barry's book ball look at number 11.

[B]

Or no, her Vegas showgirl look.

[A]

Which one was that?

[B]

One which she's on RuPaul's? No, the live show at the Flamingo. Oh.

[A]

Well, which one do you want to be? Cause we're gonna put it on the screen right now.

[B]

Oh, okay. Book ball. Book ball.

[A]

The book ball.

[B]

There it is.

[A]

All right, listen, meet. Where can they see you around la? How can they enjoy you?

[B]

Every third Friday, I'll be at Precinct for my party fat slut. You can also listen to my podcast, Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball, and go and find me on the Internet if you can spell it. Spiciest. Meatball.

[A]

And who knows, maybe the hit new web show, what Was that Like? Will be premiering right here on Purse for Studios.

[B]

You got the room for my fat ass to walk around here? Apparently you got extra double wide doors for my big fat body.

[A]

We do. We have double doors in the front. You saw?

[B]

I saw. I came in them.

[A]

All right, bye, everyone. Sa.