The One With Nick Smith

Summary

Sibling Rivalry — “The One With Nick Smith” (Nov 1, 2023)

Episode Overview

The hilariously candid drag duo Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change welcome their longtime friend Nick Smith to the podcast for an episode overflowing with inside jokes, playful shade, and conversations about friendship, queer life, and their own eclectic social circle. The trio reminisce on their shared history, discuss the nuances of group dynamics, share advice on relationships and friends, and end with a game of “Most Likely To” about their friend circle. This episode spotlights the magic of chosen family, healthy shade, and the everyday chaos of queer friendships.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Introducing Nick Smith & Their Friendship Origins

• [04:11]–[06:46]
  Bob, Monét, and Nick recount how they became friends: Bob and Nick met in 2017, but it took over a year before Nick ever saw Bob perform in drag. Monét met Nick at a bar, but their first real memory is an art night where friends painted a large canvas together.
  • Bob: “I've known Nick for almost seven years now. That's crazy.” — [04:54]
  • Nick: “Time flies when you're not having fun.” — [04:58]
• Friendship art project:
  They recall making a “friendship mural” together, resulting in stories about who took a piece of it home, and typical playful drama about who wanted their piece and who didn’t.
  • The communal art piece becomes a symbol for their tight-knit, if chaotic, group.

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2. YouTube Adventures & Playful Competitiveness

• [10:40]–[14:51]
  Nick discusses starting his YouTube channel (NickSmith09), mentioning video ideas and the surprising success of videos featuring shared friends (Mateo’s video outpacing Bob’s in views). The group playfully competes over YouTube “success,” with repeated shade thrown at absent friend Trixie Mattel.
  • Nick: “My Mateo video is at 100,000 views... Trixie better watch out because Bob’s video only has 30,000.” — [12:34]
  • Bob: “Let's just say this honey, one of me or Trixie performed for 100,000 people. It wasn’t Trixie Mattel.” — [11:31]
  • They joke about Nick’s opera background (he has a master’s from Manhattan School of Music) and dare him to promise an aria at 100,000 subscribers.
    • Bob: “Nick has a master's degree in opera... You should promise an aria at 100k subs!” — [14:01]

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3. The Importance (and Imitation) of Nick’s Voice

• [15:11]–[19:16]
  Discussion shifts to how everyone in their social circle does “Nick impressions,” and Nick’s distinctive voice becomes an inside joke.
  • Bob: “Of all my friends, you are the most imitated... maybe except Lady Bunny” — [15:37]
  • Nick: “No one before you ever told me I had an interesting voice.” — [16:19]
  • They playfully debate who bullies Nick the most.
    • Nick: “My biggest bully is Monet X Change. I feel personally victimized every day.” — [16:49] & [18:02]

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4. Navigating Income Disparities in Friend Groups

• [21:06]–[27:15]
  Listener calls in about handling wealth disparities in friend outings as adult friend groups drift into different economic brackets.
  • Monet: “…with my friends, if they aren’t working in drag or similar jobs, I typically pay for the bill.” — [23:29]
  • Bob: “There are price disparities in our group, for sure... if you want to do something expensive, the ones with more [money] pay for it.” — [26:10]
  • Nick: “It’s obvious who makes more... you just navigate that. If you want to do something costly, you pay for it because you can.” — [25:39]
  • They roast each other over who’s paid for what meals, debating whether “special event” generosity counts.

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5. Living Together as a Couple: Advice

• [30:08]–[34:55]
  Another listener asks for advice after moving in with their partner for the first time.
  • Nick: “As long as you have communication the whole time you’re living together, you’ll be fine.” — [30:51]
  • Bob: “…let your partner take up space and bring themselves into the home... otherwise it won’t feel shared.” — [32:04]
  • Monet: "If your partner is doing something that grinds your gears, don't sit on it. Little things can fester—talk about them!" — [34:22]
  • Both Bob and Monet share personal routines and learning curves from their own relationships.

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6. How to Handle a “Turn Up” Friend

• [37:17]–[40:49]
  A caller asks how to confront a friend who overdrinks and behaves wildly, especially on trips where personal safety (as Black women, including a Black trans woman) is a concern.
  • Bob: “If you have to preemptively say something, maybe this goes beyond a quick convo... your friend might have a problem.” — [40:14]
  • Monet: “Throwing up in a cab and not paying or helping clean up? That’s crazy.” — [40:14]
  • Bob: “At a certain point, you gotta come clean if it’s as much about annoyance as just safety.” — [39:27]

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7. Game Night Drama & Competitive Friends

• [43:17]–[48:56]
  The group discusses how to handle “toxic competitiveness” at game nights.
  • Monet: “You're a very graceful loser, Bob. But a disgraceful winner.” — [45:07]
  • Bob: “I gloat when I win, especially over Monet... but we never get too personal.” — [45:39]
  • Nick recounts a story of a friend group spat after a video game, showing that even playful drama among close friends can escalate—but usually they all laugh it off.

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8. “Most Likely To” — Friend Group Game

• [50:07]–[54:29]
  Jacob hosts a quick-fire round where everyone names who in their big queer friend group is “most likely to…” scenarios.
  • Secret spy: Jacob or Patty.
  • Late because of petting dogs: Peppermint, Mitch, or Kaitlyn ("Caitlyn is obsessed with animals!" — [53:20])
  • Getting blocked by a celebrity: “Nick, for sure.” — [54:30]
    • Nick describes being slick on Twitter, with his viral Jinkx Monsoon meme: “I'm a fucking celebrity now!” — [55:20]
  • Clapping on a plane landing: Peppermint (“I can see Pep doing that!” — [58:38])
  • Sex in public: Patty (“Easy, easy. Y’ all ever had sex in public?” — [60:30])
    Leads to a roundtable of TMI confessions about public sex and the hazards of bodily fluids, with typically raucous humor.

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9. Wild Tangents and Standout Quotes

• Nick’s “To Catch a Predator” theory:
  [65:38–67:33]
  Audience learns Nick believes he looks young enough to play the bait on To Catch a Predator, provided he’s “shoulders up” in a window because he’s “six foot four.” The group erupts in laughter.

  • “From this distance I look 14.” — Nick Smith [66:58]

• Candid Queer Chat:
  As ever, the podcast features plenty of explicit discussions about queer sex, drag, and bodily fluids—unfiltered and unapologetic, with Monet observing: “If I know you’re not a shooter, I like to watch it come out... When cum gets cold, I don’t want anything to do with it.” — [63:13]

• Bob’s finishing thoughts:
  “Thank you all for joining us! Nick, where can we find you?” — [65:09]
  Nick: “Instagram and YouTube: nicksmith09. Maybe you’ll see a video with Monet soon.” [65:15]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On paying for friends:
  “I ain’t never had my bill paid for by you.” — Bob [23:51]
  “Yes, you did. Your birthday, two years in a row!” — Monet [23:52]
• On being imitated:
  “Of all my friends, you are the most imitated... maybe except Lady Bunny.” — Bob [15:37]
• Bob gloating over Monet:
  “When Monet’s losing she is a church mouse... when I get a win over, yes, oh, yes, I gloat. I’m the gloat—the greatest loser of all time.” — Bob [46:21]
• Advice on moving in:
  “Let your partner take up space and move things... Otherwise it will just feel like they’re in your apartment.” — Bob [32:04]
• On public sex:
  “A hotel bathroom? That’s public!” — Bob [61:03]
• Playing “Most Likely To”:
  “Who’s most likely to get blocked by a celebrity? Nick, for sure.” — Bob [54:30]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Friendship Origins & Art Project | 04:11–09:56 | | Nick's YouTube & Competitiveness | 10:40–14:51 | | The Imitation of Nick’s Voice | 15:11–19:16 | | Income Disparities in Friendships | 21:06–27:15 | | Advice: Moving in with a Partner | 30:08–34:55 | | Advice: Confronting “Turn Up” Friends | 37:17–40:49 | | Game Night & Toxic Competitiveness | 43:17–48:56 | | “Most Likely To” Game | 50:07–54:29 | | To Catch a Predator Theory | 65:38–67:33 |

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Episode Tone and Vibe

True to Sibling Rivalry’s brand, the episode is irreverent, self-aware, and filled with playful reads and affectionate shade. The chemistry crackles between the hosts and Nick, with each taking turns roasting, lifting, and confessing their most embarrassing stories for laughs and solidarity. There’s an ease and comfort throughout: friends who know everything about one another and aren’t afraid to share it with the world. The advice is honest, sometimes offbeat, but always delivered with warmth and humor.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

If you want an episode that captures the beautifully chaotic, endlessly supportive world of queer friendships—and the annoying, endearing, over-sharing moments that come with them—this one’s for you. Through every tangent and tangent-within-a-tangent, Bob, Monét, and Nick demonstrate that supportive shade, open communication, and a willingness to get messy (figuratively and literally) are the lifeblood of chosen family.

Transcript

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hey, it's me, Bob the Drag Queen. If you want to hang out with me between Christmas and the New Year, I will be in Atlanta, Georgia, my hometown, on December 30, performing with the Atlanta Symphony. Monet, wishes. Wishes. First of all, every symphony, every orchestral

[Monet X Change]

and symphony gig you're getting. I wonder why. By proxy of me, honey. Know that. Go to the Drag Queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to seethedradqueen.com to see a real orchestral magician.

[Monet X Change]

Hey, y', all, it's me, Monet. Here I am coming to the New York comedy festival on November 9th and 10th. I'll be performing a bunch of shows for the festival. So go to monetexchange.com to get your tickets, or just Google New York Comedy Festival and Monet and you'll see the tickets there. I'm excited to see y'.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All.

[Monet X Change]

And there are low, low tickets, limited tickets available. And y' all know me, bitch. I love a sellout. So sell me the motherfucking shit out, Perry.

[Nick Smith]

You sold.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You sold out years ago, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Goodbye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

[Monet X Change]

and I'm Mon X change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And this is sibling rivalry, I would say. Monet, your fantasy. I live for your fantasy world, Monet. Listen, speaking of fantasy world. Monet. Monet. Whenever we have meetings, Monet is never. Her camera is never on.

[Monet X Change]

That's not true.

[Jacob]

Can we introduce the guest?

[Nick Smith]

100% true. Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We just left the meeting.

[Monet X Change]

It's not true. We just had a meeting and my camera was on because I did not know we were having a meeting. It wasn't in my calendar, and I was at the gym, so I didn't want to be at the gym sweating around, so I was listening.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What about the one before that one?

[Monet X Change]

The one before my camera was on? I was not talking, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, well.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick Smith]

The excuses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why is it completely dark in your home?

[Nick Smith]

I have literally every light on in my home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick is sitting in front of a dark wall, so it looks dark, but it's just because I'm in front of a cream curtain and Nick's in front of a dark wall.

[Monet X Change]

Well, Nick, is. Does your apartment. Because my. My first. No, my first apartment face. No, my first apartment in Brooklyn faced like a wall. I didn't get a lot of daylight.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You never been to Nick's place?

[Monet X Change]

I have. And it's.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's.

[Monet X Change]

It's facing outward.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Wow.

[Nick Smith]

I mean, face is another, but it's at the top, so it gets sunlight, but it's north facing, so it doesn't

[Bob the Drag Queen]

get as the avenue or the street.

[Monet X Change]

Ah, got you

[Bob the Drag Queen]

wondering. Nicholas Smith is a friend of ours. He's not a friend of yours. He's a friend of mine, darling. And, And I've known Nick for maybe six or six years now.

[Nick Smith]

Maybe. Yeah. When did you win Drag Race

[Bob the Drag Queen]

2007?

[Monet X Change]

Well, when.

[Nick Smith]

When did you allegedly win Drag Race?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, that. That, that definitely applies. The win definitely applies to someone on this. On this zoom call.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Jacob, we talk about you,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think

[Nick Smith]

2007, right when it was towards the end, Alaska just won all stars.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this was 2017. Oh, my God, 2017. I've known you for almost seven years now. That's crazy.

[Nick Smith]

Time flies when you're not having fun.

[Monet X Change]

And Nick, how. How I knew Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I knew Nick for over a year. I knew Nick for over a year.

[Nick Smith]

My life introduced me to all these things before.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't think for over a year before he ever, like, went to a gig of mine or anything.

[Nick Smith]

I literally. I had never seen you, I think

[Bob the Drag Queen]

was longer than ever.

[Nick Smith]

I had never even seen you in drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Cause you know how it is. Monet.

[Nick Smith]

When you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When you. When you. After you do go on drag race, you're not doing drag at home.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For quite some time. Well, I mean, when did you meet Nick? Wanna.

[Monet X Change]

I met Nick maybe, like, I wanna say maybe around 20, 18 or 19, like, after you guys were friends. I think I just have. Nick was out at one of the bars, like maybe a barracuda or something, and he was. You happened to be there. I think that's where I met Nick.

[Nick Smith]

Honestly, that we all hung out and met was when we painted.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, God.

[Nick Smith]

This

[Unidentified Participant]

really.

[Monet X Change]

That's the first time I met you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So to tell you all the story of this painting, so I went to, like, Michael's or some store like Michael's, maybe Blick or something, and I bought a massive, huge canvas.

[Nick Smith]

And what color was the canvas?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And then I was like, oh, I want. It was white. It was a white canvas.

[Unidentified Participant]

Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. You could get a black canvas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think they sold them at this Michaels. No, they did not sell them. I was like, all my friends come over and help me paint this canvas. Like, we have, like, a big friendship mural, basically. And everyone came over and painted it. And then I had on my wall for, like, maybe, like, two years. Maybe everybody.

[Jacob]

Who is everybody?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was Mateo, Alfredo, Monet, Nick, Patty.

[Nick Smith]

There was not Jacob, myself, you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was just that we weren't together yet. Okay, Got it.

[Monet X Change]

My contribution, y'.

[Nick Smith]

All.

[Monet X Change]

If you look at. In Nick's. In Nick's frame, those little blue and red lines going from the middle, that was my contribution. I was. I was. I was simulating, like, what fire and ice do in our. In our planet. Like how they work together, but also separately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, yeah, there were six of us who painted it. And then when it was all. Then I bought a new one. I had a blank canvas on my wall for, like, the last, like, two years I lived there, actually.

[Monet X Change]

And you go to the fucking MoMA, they're like, this means, have you ever gone to a nice art gallery? And. Bitch. I went to a few art galleries, and one time there was a phone. It was like an emergency phone on the wall that was painted the same color. I was like, I wonder what he was trying to say with this shit. And he was like, girl, it's just an emergency.

[Nick Smith]

This is not part of the exhibit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I had this blank canvas. I was like, I'm gonna get around. We're gonna get around to painting this one day. But in the meantime, what I did was I had taken the big one. I chopped it up into six Pieces. And I just hung them up around the apartment. And by chopping it up, he took

[Monet X Change]

it somewhere to, like, get it framed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He didn't just cut it myself. No, I cut it myself and I framed it. I bought all those frames myself. I cut them on myself. Yeah. With my own scissors. And I bought those frames myself. Yes, I did. Steve.

[Unidentified Participant]

Nick.

[Jacob]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank God Nick is here.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I put that picture in that frame. I cut the pictures myself with my own hands. That's not even. He did.

[Jacob]

I can confirm I was there when he does that. If you take the frame and if you pull the picture out and turn it around, you can see there are jagged scissor edges.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not professional.

[Jacob]

Like, a clean cut.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, I don't know why y' all are so incredulous that I would literally just cut a canvas and put it in a frame. I framed several things around my house myself. I'll have you both know, actually. But anyway, so I took. I cut it up, I put it into frames, and I hung it up around the apartment. And then when I was moving, I offered them to several people who contributed.

[Nick Smith]

None of them wanted them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick. Well, that's not true. Only Patrick and Monet didn't want their painting. Patrick and Monet were adamant that they did not want it. And then once they saw that everyone else had it, they were like, where's mine? And I think that now Monet has after years. Because I had two in my house. And Monet was like, I want one. And I was like. You literally were like, fight. You were like, I don't want one of these in my motherfucking house.

[Monet X Change]

I didn't say that. Continue.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So that's why I had two in my home for a while. And then I think Patty eventually took his, or maybe Alfredo took two.

[Nick Smith]

I can't remember what happened. Mateo. I've been in Mateo's apartment many times. I don't see.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mateo has one.

[Nick Smith]

I have the one with the foot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Mateo was excited to take one.

[Monet X Change]

Damn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe not maybe. Maybe he moved on. You know, people pick people, put pictures up, take them down. I don't feel particularly any kind of way about it, but Mateo was. Was one of the first people who was adamant about taking the picture home, actually. Wow.

[Monet X Change]

Famous really changed him.

[Nick Smith]

Marriage has changed him. Rodrigo,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Get it out.

[Monet X Change]

Get it out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I think I have. I have a Mateo. I have two Mateo originals in my home.

[Monet X Change]

Actually.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One of his favorites. He gave me one. He gave me.

[Monet X Change]

I gotta have a Mateo original. It's still at his House. Cause I was in New York and I couldn't. I don't live there anymore, so I couldn't get it across the country.

[Nick Smith]

But they didn't have mail services that do that.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it was like we were hanging out his house when I met Rodrigo. And I was literally like for like 10 minutes. I was like leaving literally that next morning. So there's no time to go to the post office.

[Jacob]

Nick.

[Monet X Change]

Nick, you're so messy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Nick. So Nick, you have recently started a YouTube page. You want to tell us about that?

[Nick Smith]

It's a YouTube channel. Not a YouTube page. Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Queen of self promotion here.

[Monet X Change]

The Queen of YouTube channel. Not a paid. Why do you call it.

[Nick Smith]

I'm on the YouTube now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Listen, as the most. As the most successful YouTuber here, I think I'll be setting the language.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm more successful than Trixie. I said here called Trixie.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, you're not. And you're not more successful than sza. Are we just naming people? We're not more successful than.

[Monet X Change]

No, we're naming our direct competitors, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, well, again, you and Trixie in every realm of your life.

[Monet X Change]

You don't. That was for you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In every realm of your life, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Trixie is eating you up in the podcast space, honey. Know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's. Let's just say this, honey. One of me or Trixie. One of us performed for 100,000 people in the last couple of days. And it wasn't Trixie Mattel.

[Nick Smith]

Do you know that for sure?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it wasn't Trixie Mattel, honey.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you're right. And her name was Madonna.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So you're getting hate up by. By Trixie and your queen.

[Monet X Change]

You up in the makeup, honey. Trixie's eating you up in the podcast, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

If I'm getting a. You're getting a.

[Nick Smith]

Anyway page YouTube channel now. It's the same name as my Instagram Nick Smith09

[Monet X Change]

work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why do you get so shy? We have to self promote whenever Nick has a problem.

[Nick Smith]

It's weird to promote it. Anyways, I at this point, three videos up. I don't know when this is being released, but every week I release one.

[Monet X Change]

And you have like, you have over 10,000 view. Oh, 10,000 subscribers

[Nick Smith]

subscribers now. And my Mateo video is now at 100,000 views. And he. Trixie, better watch out because Bob's video only has 30,000 view

[Bob the Drag Queen]

came out a week.

[Nick Smith]

Like yours came out only two days ago. But he is still eating you up. And when I do a tricky video, it's going to alive

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the videos Are seven days apart. I'm screaming. They're more than seven days apart. Like two weeks apart. You're so shady. But you know what? I'm. I'm happy that your videos are doing well.

[Monet X Change]

I thought I would love to do one when I'm going to be in New York City for the comedy festival. I'm coming to, like, a day early. Maybe we can do something on the 8th. Cute.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What are we going to do?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, how do you pick. How do you pick the content? How do you pick the. What you're going to do with your

[Nick Smith]

guests for the moment? Basically, the night before I decide some kind of activity, something that usually what I've realized what people like is seeing me be bad at things, which is most things. So it'll be something that I'm bad at and you're probably better at.

[Monet X Change]

Well, except if we do something with music or singing, y'.

[Unidentified Participant]

All.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. I don't know if y' all know this. Nick went to school for opera performance. Nick is a phenomenal singer. But a lot of people don't know that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick has a master's degree in opera from the Manhattan School of Music.

[Monet X Change]

Is that what it is? Msm, baby. MSM is one of the. MSM is one of the biggest music schooliard.

[Nick Smith]

You are not wrong. It's not Juilliard.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Trixie is eating you up in the music industry. This episode is called the one where Trixie Eats Us Up. Okay, Nick, you should do a thing. You should set your subscriber count to 100,000 and you should say when you reach 100,000, you will perform and like a. What do you call it?

[Nick Smith]

Okay, an aria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They'd be fierce. Announce it with your own voice. Next, when I get a hundred thousand

[Nick Smith]

subscribers, I will post me singing an aria. And then I will challenge tricks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And before we get to. But then

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to be. The first comment is going to say a bitch paparazzi is still eating you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And honey

[Nick Smith]

subscribers Bob will recreate the aria.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

True, true. That is true. Before we start getting to advice, I want to talk about something. Something that a lot of people mention when they meet Nick or hear about Nick or. Because a lot of people hear about Nick and then meet Nick. Nick is one of the people that people talk about. And then Nick manifests on your feed or you hear about Nick somewhere.

[Nick Smith]

I'm keen to see what Nick looks. Because you all talk about me and they don't know who I am.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you also have a voice that everyone who knows you imitates. You have. Of all my friends, I would say you are the most imitated in of all my friends. This is. Of everyone I know, maybe. Except Lady Bunny, with the exception of maybe Lady Bunny, who is not like a close, close friend. But she's a friend of mine. She's not a friend of yours. She's a friend of mine, darling.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. You're obsessed. You're obsessed with this movie today.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know why, but. And people are always shocked that you actually sound the way that we are imitating your voice. And. But also I was intrigued by the fact that Nick said when I met, when I. I once was like, why? Your voice is kind of interesting. And Nick said that no one before me had told him that he had that he had an interesting voice.

[Nick Smith]

He didn't really.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I guess I think because of Mateo. I find Nick's voice interesting. Like not saying. I guess I would not have put to it. But Mateo just imitates you so much. I find it to be when you

[Nick Smith]

hear someone else's imitation. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

I'm like, oh, yeah. But also, Nick, I want to create this safe space here right now. If you feel particularly victimized and bullied by Bob and Mateo, this is your chance to let people know now. And I will commit to stop doing

[Nick Smith]

that if it would like to take this role. Yeah, Monet will stop say that my biggest bully is Monet X Change. And I feel personally victimized every day actually, by Monet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm Kiana and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. I Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail]. i started Ornod in 2013 and we make bike apparel.

[Unidentified Participant]

The best part of Shopify for me is our ability to run the business

[Bob the Drag Queen]

as essentially non technical people. We're able to admin everything on the back end, front end, and sell things online easily.

[Monet X Change]

If Shopify were a bike accessory, I think it would actually be the bicycle.

[Unidentified Participant]

It's the thing that you do the thing on. We run the business on Shopify.

[Nick Smith]

Start your free trial on shopify.com. i feel personally victimized every day actually by Monet. Especially when we have our daily meeting and she keeps the camera off, knowing, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you do it? Impersonation. Nick's voice. Monet.

[Monet X Change]

Well, no, I. I can't really do it.

[Nick Smith]

I can really be amazing.

[Monet X Change]

I know.

[Nick Smith]

I say, the only reason Mateo can do some more aggressions. I actually think his voice sounds very

[Bob the Drag Queen]

similar to mine, but with a Midwestern

[Nick Smith]

accent, like the Tam of our voice. Can you do it Similar.

[Monet X Change]

Bob, do it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let me hear one. Well, also, if you're going to imitate Nick, you have to start by complaining a little bit. You have to go, oh, God. Well, I got to work today, and all my co workers are morons. I got to Dunkin Donuts today. And of course, the lady behind the county tells me that she doesn't have my coffee, and I say, lady, I. I'm here every goddamn day. It's kind of like that. So, Nick, do people ask you for advice a lot?

[Nick Smith]

Not really. No one wants my advice. They're like, whatever you're doing, we want to do the opposite.

[Unidentified Participant]

Actually,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

as always, we're here to remind you all that me, Monet and Nick, we are not experts on sex, love, health, relationships, fitness, finance. Any advice we give you is not legal advice. It is. This is purely for entertainment. This is purely for entertainment. Do not take our advice.

[Monet X Change]

I would say that I am an expert on balding black men. I have been doing it for about 15 years now, and I'm pretty good at it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's three balding black men who aren't me and you.

[Monet X Change]

No, that's shady. That is shady. I'm not saying that is shady.

[Jacob]

Stalling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, balding. Well, balding is a process because you never fully lose all your hair. You never fully. But I would say Honey Davenport, who is bald. Deja Skye, who is bald, and Deja Sky. Well, she was bald when she did

[Monet X Change]

my video, which, by the way, Deja dust, you look so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My wig was on. My wig was on.

[Monet X Change]

It was really fun to watch. Y' all were very cute.

[Nick Smith]

How many views does it have?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Thank you. Yeah, I like Deja's. Cause we should have Deja on the podcast.

[Jacob]

We just. Just hit 100k.

[Nick Smith]

I think recent one has more than that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And. And it took you two weeks to get that. It took you two weeks, honey. All right, so with that in mind, let's go ahead and listen to some.

[Nick Smith]

Do we hear their actual voice?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Answer some questions?

[Unidentified Participant]

Yes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we heard actual voice. Jacob used to read them. Then we have to nip that in the Buddha.

[Unidentified Participant]

So I'm in a pretty big friend group, and we've all been friends since our early 20s, but now in our mid to late 30s, we all have

[Bob the Drag Queen]

different career paths to make us a book narrator. This is like, is this motherfucker. He's like this. He's like, is this motherfucker reading like, Winnie the Pooh? And I was. I'm in a pretty. Like this. Voices you should get into. I don't know. It's like a transatlantic. All right, sorry, go ahead.

[Unidentified Participant]

So I'm in a pretty big friend group, and we've all been friends since our early 20s, but now in our mid to late 30s, we all have different career paths that make us different amounts of money. Sometimes there's tension because one group of us will want to do something, but it's a little bit more expensive than that of the other group's price range. How do you navigate price disparities in your friend groups? How do you make sure everybody still has fun and does what they want to do as a group when you have different economic statuses within that friend group?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was AI.

[Nick Smith]

That's not a real person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I refuse to accept that voice was not AI.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it didn't sound like a real person. It really didn't. But some people have those kind of voices, though. My doctor has a voice like that. When he talks to me, he sounds like he's like a TV presenter from the Oscars or something.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I literally can't even picture what that guy looks like based on that voice. What does he look like to you?

[Monet X Change]

To me, he is a white dude with dark hair, dark eyes, and he has a scruff. And he wears glasses.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How you describing Jacob? That could have. I thought they could have. They could have been a black person. They could have been a white person. They could have been. I didn't. I can't tell. I can't tell how old he was.

[Nick Smith]

Late 30s, he said. Anyway, clearly you weren't paying attention.

[Unidentified Participant]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Were you listening?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

They've been. Him and his friend group.

[Monet X Change]

They've been. Friends will say what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, listening to what. All right, go ahead, Mone. How do you price disparities or income disparities in friend groups?

[Monet X Change]

You know, I would say in our friend group. I'm gonna use our friend group as an example. I think everyone does their own thing. Everyone makes good money that they can support their lives in the way that they need. No one seems to be struggle busting it. At least they're not giving me that. But when we go out to eat, we kind of none of. I mean, when we go out to eat and stuff. And we also. We don't take like group trips together. Like, we're not friends. Like, we're all gonna go to Jamaica this year and like, one person is like, eh. So we don't do that. So maybe offering group. It's a hard one to do it. We do go out to. When we together, we eat or we not. True. We order food instead of Bob's house

[Nick Smith]

and eat and we all order our own food.

[Monet X Change]

We can't even do restaurants either. Yeah. So we're not really a friend group that does that. But with my friends, I do do that. I mean, when I go out to friends with la, I typically will pay for the bill. Like if. If they're not friends that are, you know, on drag or so or something, I would. I would typically pay for the bill for my friends. So I ain't never had my bill

[Bob the Drag Queen]

paid for by you.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you did your birthday two years in a row.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's my birthday.

[Monet X Change]

You just said you never had your bill before. That's an example.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Is it everyone else's birthdays too?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Damn. So for me it has to be. It has to be a birthday gift. Two. I've known you for 10 years. Like, I got two meals.

[Nick Smith]

Like 10 years.

[Unidentified Participant]

Yeah.

[Nick Smith]

My 30 garden. Monet paid.

[Jacob]

Yeah, you.

[Monet X Change]

When have.

[Jacob]

When have you gone out to a restaurant with Monet? You.

[Listener/Caller]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Jacob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I go to restaurants. Monet. I went to that. That restaurant you were. You would not shut up about in la.

[Monet X Change]

Which one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What was it called, Jacob? We were there together. Bakari.

[Monet X Change]

Bakari.

[Jacob]

It's Bakari.

[Monet X Change]

It's Bakari.

[Nick Smith]

It's Bel Khalif.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Who's wrong? Belkalisa. I went to Bakri with Monet and

[Nick Smith]

I went to a restaurant with Jacob and someone.

[Monet X Change]

Did you pay?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did.

[Monet X Change]

Did Who? Who paid for the meal? Nick.

[Nick Smith]

I think we split it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I paid.

[Monet X Change]

Wow.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

First of all, when it I. Whenever we go out, I always buy Jacob's meals every time we go out and eat. Every single time.

[Monet X Change]

Oh my God.

[Nick Smith]

That is so heteronormative situation. Because.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, because Jacob's a.

[Nick Smith]

Because Jacob's a woman paid for my meals before.

[Jacob]

That's right.

[Nick Smith]

Yeah. Bob has. I think it just depends on the situation because there's price disparities in our friend group. Definitely there are people who make more than others.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I want to say one, but I

[Nick Smith]

just think it's the situation.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There are price disparities in our. In our friend Group, for sure. There are some of us who make a lot more money than other people in our friend group.

[Nick Smith]

But it's also obvious. It's not like one, like, secretly makes more than the other. Like, it's very clear who makes more than the others. And I just think you all navigate it. Like, you, the both of you and Mateo clearly make more than the rest of us. But you navigate that. You all know that. So if you want. Like, if any three of you specifically want to do something that is going to cost more, then you pay for it, because you can.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's true. But I also never want to do anything expensive. And if I do want to do anything expensive, I only asked Monet. Like, I was like. I was like, let's go. Let's go see Lizzo. I wasn't like, I wasn't like, Nick, let's go see Lizzo and get hotels overnight and fly there and take off work.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's because Nick hates Lizzo, so that's different.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she called him fat.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. If you're listening, that was the voice of Bob the Drag Queen, not Monet X Change. That was the voice of Bob, not Monet X Change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that was Monet. We all know that was Monet. This is AI.

[Monet X Change]

This is AI with my friends, like, but I also, like. I also get joy, like, treating my friends like, for example, like, I took two friends to go see Beyonce to go to your Renaissance in Houston.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, say it again, not me.

[Nick Smith]

Cause no one wanted you.

[Monet X Change]

So I like doing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Honestly, Nick. That's the tea. Nick is spilling the real tea, honey, y'. All.

[Monet X Change]

Bob was fully in a secluded place rehearsing for a fucking tour. So please ignore anything he's saying.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time. One time, me and Monet. This is before. This is before either of us were on Drag Race. I will never forget this day. I will never forget this.

[Monet X Change]

Why do I do this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time we went to go see a movie. I was me. And, like, me, I think, me, Peppermint and Alfredo. Maybe. Maybe it was.

[Nick Smith]

You just said you'll never forget this day, and you can't seem to remember who you went with. Seems like you forgot it real quick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick, shut the up. We.

[Unidentified Participant]

We.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I. I bought the.

[Jacob]

I bought the ticket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I bought the tickets for everyone, and I kept being like, hey, guys, if you can just venmo me, I will give you back your money. Just venmo me once you get here. Everyone venmoed me, but Monet refused.

[Monet X Change]

I don't remember this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not Venmoing you. So I had to stay. I was standing on this side of the rope, Monet standing on that side of the rope with the guy between us. And the guy was like, I can't let you in unless you have a ticket. And I was like, I'm not giving you a ticket unless you Venmo me. So we are at a standoff, holding up the line. I'm not even lying here. This is the AMC over up on the Upper west side holding up the line while Monet is refusing to Venmo me the money. And then eventually, as the, like the credits were rolling, Monet finally Venmo me the money and I gave her her ticket and the guy let her in.

[Monet X Change]

I would say Bob. And it was a bit like we were. It was a bit like, y' all know 90% of the things they do are bits. It was not like some like, like, like a fight. We were probably. We're doing a thing

[Bob the Drag Queen]

too on the inside with us. I just remember there was a lot of us there. I just remember there's a lot of us there. I can't remember all who was there.

[Nick Smith]

I feel like.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like a day, a day that will have an infamy that I will never forget.

[Nick Smith]

And then there was this other person. Maybe there was two other people. But what movie? I don't even remember me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But wait, I'm pretty sure it was me. Keja Carr, Alfredo, Monet and Kamika watching a superhero film.

[Monet X Change]

Where's Peppermint?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it wasn't Peppermint. Maybe I was mixing Keisha with Peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Nick, I'm so happy you're here. I'm so happy you're here. Nick, I'm so happy you're here. Thank you, Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick's not gathering me. Which one of us are you talking to, Nick? That's the real question. Monet. Nick's not gathering me the way you think is happening.

[Monet X Change]

They just gathered you on that.

[Nick Smith]

We're not letting you fucking breathe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Play the next question.

[Nick Smith]

Oh, anyways, back to that person. Just get rid of the poor friends.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Screaming.

[Monet X Change]

I'm screaming.

[Jacob]

Here is the next question.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's loading. Normally Monet screams at Jacob at this

[Monet X Change]

point in the show.

[Listener/Caller]

Hi, Bob and Monet. Huge fan of you both and longtime sibling rivalry. Cousin. I'm a 29 year old cisgender gay man who recently moved into an apartment with my 25 year old cisgender boyfriend. We've been dating for a little over a year and moved in with each other soon after our One year anniversary. My question to you both is what advice do you have for a gay couple who recently moved in together? Also, what was it like for you when you first moved in with a partner? It's been about a month and a half since we moved in and honestly things have been great. This is my first serious relationship and first time living with a partner. So any advice you guys have would be both really appreciated.

[Monet X Change]

Love you both.

[Listener/Caller]

Thanks.

[Nick Smith]

Mom doesn't love me.

[Monet X Change]

Nick, do you want to take this one? Do you and your partner live together?

[Nick Smith]

No, I'll let you two answer because you actually live with your partner. The only thing I'll say, and this goes with any relationship is just as long as you have communication the whole time you're living together, then should be fine.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kinky. Kinky, Nick. So kinky.

[Monet X Change]

Communication kinky. Well, you want to go first? I went first last time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you? I thought I would. It's fine. So you know, so I've only. That's not true. I live with two partners. Actually. I live with two partners and I actually did. I actually did pretty well living with both of my partners and never really argued much with either of them, to be honest. I mean, I think that Jacob and I hate one rough patch. But it was when the whole world was in a rough patch during quarantine and we were like locked in the house for 24 hours and it was so short lived and we came out of it shining like nickels. And I do think that I don't know how long I've been dating because I don't know if he said how long.

[Nick Smith]

They've only been dating a year.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But me and, me and Jacob were together for a little under a year before he moved in, I would say or around about a year. Would you say Jacob, roughly.

[Jacob]

It was like nine months.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I do remember the first time that Jacob moved in to the apartment. We kept having this one conversation over and over again, which was because Jacob moved into my place and I kept being like, do you feel like you live here? And for a long time the answer was, was no. He. He didn't. He. He just felt like he was in my apartment. But I do think it's important to let the person that you're living with also just like take up space and move things and rearrange things and invite things into the home. Otherwise it will just feel like they are in your apartment as opposed to you feeling like you're in their apartment. So when I moved in with my ex, I moved into his Apartment first. And it just always felt like I was in his apartment. It always just felt like I was in his apartment. Then we moved to a new place together and then it finally felt like our place. But. Yeah, but I also. I didn't have anything to put into the old place, so it just couldn't. It couldn't feel like home for some reason. What do you think, Mona?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think moving in with a partner can be tricky. And the timing is always. Is also important for her. Each relationship is different. We moved into Andy and I moved in together like a little. At eight months.

[Nick Smith]

Wow. You probably.

[Monet X Change]

So that's like a little less than a year, a little more than a half. I know. And then at first. But there's like a learning curve there, right? Because there are just routines that you have and things that you like to do in your space and you're used to being. I've always lived alone. I've never lived with someone since. Since I graduated college. So it was a big adjustment. But with time, like, you kind of learn each other's patterns and you kind of learn what each other's likes. Like, he knows when I come back from like a long trip or something. Like, I just. I just. When I come back from working for a week or a few days away, I need just to be bust down. No. In my own space. Not talking to no one, doing my own thing. You're so ripped in half, you want to come home.

[Nick Smith]

Camera off. So like you learn. Mic off. Immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Going to meetings.

[Monet X Change]

Literally, no. So I. So like, you learn each other's routines. I think just if you allow each other space to have that time and figure out how you can cohabitate together, that's like the most important thing. And to what Nick said, communication, like, if your partner is doing something that really grinds your gears, don't sit on that shit. Like say, like, hey, you keep on making your coffee and you put your thing on the thing and there's a ring on the thing every time and it's driving me crazy.

[Nick Smith]

Put.

[Listener/Caller]

Please.

[Monet X Change]

Can we just maybe try putting a paper towel down or something? Like these little things that seem really small, but over time they will fester and really start to annoy you. You should like call those things out and have an open dialogue conversation about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've learned that sometimes certain things that I felt like would have annoyed me honestly started becoming quite charming. And I like them. And I'm like, oh, I love that you do this thing. It's kind of funny and it's such A Jacob thing. And I love that you do that. And it's just so, it's just so Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

And there are some things like that. There are some things that are just annoying.

[Nick Smith]

They won't know that it's annoying you until you tell them like I wish that when I woke up in the morning you looked better or stopped eating in the bed or just. They're not going to know until you put pen to paper and get it out there. Jacob, what's the next question?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, play the next song.

[Monet X Change]

I am screaming.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Play the next question.

[Monet X Change]

You're a monster.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Everything Taylor said about you was right. You're a monster. Everyone right now go to Nick's page YouTube page and block it. Go to Nick's YouTube page

[Listener/Caller]

and just

[Nick Smith]

write Trixie in the comments.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, play the next question.

[Unidentified Participant]

Hi Monet and Bob. I have a question for you. I need to know how to go about addressing an issue within a friend group. The four of us, the four girls are going on a girls trip to Vegas next week. And we have one member of that group who loves to turn up more than maybe she should. She is very outspoken. She's sometimes she even gets sick. She's thrown up in one of our friends cars and there was a whole debacle in paying for that car to be cleaned up. It was an awkward thing. But my primary concern is our safety when we go to Vegas. How she acts I fear could be a target. It's just going to be the four of us. Four black girls going to Vegas and I should add, one is a black trans woman. So I really am concerned about our safety and well being. So how would I go about having this conversation with, with her? She's the one planning the trip even just to be, for her to be more mindful of her, of her drinking. How would you go about doing this? Thank you. Aunt Viv goes to Vegas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do people mean by well being? What's a well being?

[Nick Smith]

Their well what do you mean?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, like for our, for our, for our well beings.

[Jacob]

Well he's doing a bit y'. All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh Jacob, shut your ass up. Jacob, you be going on while I'm on Ace bits.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, we don't like that's an interesting dynamic. I don't have a turn up friend like I have turn up associates. But even in our friend group we don't have like a turn up person. Someone that's always messy and drunk looking crazy. The only person that like Alfredo might drink but Alfredo's never like belligerent and like falling out of cab. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

May I say if you think you're friend group doesn't have a turn up friend, you might be the turn up friend.

[Monet X Change]

I am not the turn up friend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We all know, but in our group, Monet has stories about her being so drunk.

[Nick Smith]

Her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She woke up in full drag, threw her suitcase together, ran to the airport. Monet was like, who?

[Monet X Change]

First of all, that was not with our friend group. Like I'm not. Anytime we hang out, I'm not drunk and looking crazy. That's just not. We know that's not me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can get some security footage for the monster when I used to get twisted. They just drive to.

[Monet X Change]

But to navigate that. I feel like this is about safety. Listen, girl, we are going to Vegas and like Trishell, you know, like she don't you make her very un. I would throw in somebody else. I was like, Nick, Bob is very uncomfortable when you get very drunk. That's horrible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, we haven't done a child in a while. By the way, shout out right now to anyone picking their kids up from school. Anyone driving to go pick their kids up from school right now. Specifically shout out to you. People really like our cleaning. Shout out. So I'm gonna pick a random shout out each week and give it in the thing. Okay. That's shady Monet putting it off on someone else.

[Nick Smith]

In this situation. Though she did say that one of the women is a trans woman, so she is more concerned for her safety. So I think that that opens the door for the conversation of saying, hey, obviously we're all there to have fun. But so and so, you know, especially nowadays,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't care that you're.

[Monet X Change]

I want you to drink.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just that Jessica, she's so. She's so boring and trans. But if it wasn't for this trans, I would say get turned up. But we got this trans girl. That is. You can't just. You need to come clean with your feelings now. Get it? Yeah, you might, you might be concerned for the. For your trans friend. But also it sounds annoying. Also, your friend might have a drinking problem. It sounds like your friend has a problem. That is, that is, that is going to go beyond a conversation. It sounds like your friend, but I don't. I mean, this is based off. Based off what you're saying. If the drinking is to a point where you have to like preemptively say something, then it sounds like your friend might be getting turned up to a degree that might be beyond. Hey, girl, we're not comfortable when you get twisted like that.

[Monet X Change]

Throwing up in a cab and not. And not wanting to pay after you threw up and not wanted to clean it up. Paying to get a cleanup. That's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Especially depending on how old y' all are. If you're in your 30s. This has gone on too long.

[Monet X Change]

Too long.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This has gone on too fucking long. And now that I'm almost 40 years old, sometimes when I be around people who be drinking, I'd be like, y'.

[Unidentified Participant]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'd be like, y', all, this is crazy.

[Nick Smith]

Exhausting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not just like having a glass here and there, folks who be getting dry, but like, y', all, this is. This is wild. Y' all are getting twickety turn.

[Monet X Change]

Nick, do you drink? I feel like I've never seen Nick have a drink. Oh, wow. Okay.

[Nick Smith]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you even know Nick? You don't know where his apartment is.

[Nick Smith]

You don't know which way shots.

[Jacob]

You've done at least one shot before,

[Nick Smith]

but you're a liar. But I was like a drink. And the three shots were. I was forced to on my 21st. I was forced to on my best friend's 21st. And the other one was in college when my other really good friend was, I mean, fall down drunk and kept ordering shots for the table. And there was one left, and I was like, we're going home. She was like, not after I do this. And I said, no, and I just took it so she couldn't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you been drunk?

[Monet X Change]

None of us are shot.

[Jacob]

Maybe that's your next YouTube video. I don't think you get wasted on the channel.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick is a lightweight. I would say Nick is a lightweight. I mean, Nick wants. Was topping a guy and did poppers and almost fainted.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Nick. No, wait, Nikki, wait, Nikki.

[Nick Smith]

That's literally the story. I tried poppers, and I basically blacked out. And then I said, I don't think those are for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nicholas, Imagine someone. Imagine someone's topping you, and then they.

[Nick Smith]

On the roller coaster, all of a sudden, I was just like, wow,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

that is also.

[Monet X Change]

I know what you have to do for your YouTube video, Nick. You and I are going to eat mushrooms together.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wish. Somebody high on the podcast, Literally.

[Monet X Change]

Are you. Are you someone's mom?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're.

[Monet X Change]

You're a pusher.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're a damn pusher. You're doing. You're doing my mom. By the way, how do y'.

[Unidentified Participant]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do yalls mothers refer to marijuana?

[Monet X Change]

She's like, don't do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What did she say? Like, someone else is doing. She's Like, I know they're doing that.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. My mom wouldn't call her anything, I don't think.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What. What is your mom calling Nick?

[Nick Smith]

Probably. I don't know. I don't. I. I literally don't even know if I've ever heard her say it. Weed, maybe. Pot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, pot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

My mother calls it reefer or marijuana. I know they down there during reefer.

[Nick Smith]

Not that devil's letter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Or she'll say, and I. And I saw them on marijuana. No, she got. And I know they over there smoking marijuana. I know y' all smoking marijuana down there. This is so funny to me.

[Monet X Change]

All right, let's do the next question.

[Unidentified Participant]

So I go into my friend's house for a weekly game night. Sometimes it's video games, sometimes it's board games. And his boyfriend is very competitive. Every time we go over, every time we play a game, it's something different. He's complaining about the rules. He's fighting back about different ways that people have made. He's always saying that he should have won something, that maybe he didn't win. And I'm trying to find the line and figure out when I say something. So for you, what's the line between fun competitive and toxic competitive? Where do I say something?

[Nick Smith]

Thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I'm gonna let Monet take this.

[Nick Smith]

Not.

[Monet X Change]

Andy said this about. About Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I the competitive one?

[Unidentified Participant]

Yeah.

[Nick Smith]

Did you just say, am I the competitive one? Do you know yourself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not toxic. I'm not toxic. I don't. I don't. I'm not toxic. I don't storm out of games. I don't yell at people. I, like, talk with it. But if I lose. Yeah, but if I. But if I lose, I'm just losing. Like, I'm just like, oh, I lost. And then what do you win?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, The Rita girl. Oh, yeah.

[Jacob]

I'm a bloater.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I've never, like, stormed out. If I lose, I take it on the chin. But I don't, like, storm out of rooms and stuff. Didn't Andy walk out of a room with that after losing one time or something?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Didn't Naomi say this? Andy walked out of a room after he lost something. Did I make that up?

[Monet X Change]

You made that up. That didn't happen, babe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Kim said that on the podcast.

[Nick Smith]

No name. You'll never forget it. He walked out of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I wasn't there for this. I wasn't there for this. But someone said that it wasn't me. But, yeah, I'm not a sore loser. I'm okay. Losing. If I lose, it's really not the end of the world to me, which is why I gloat so much, because I assume that no one else cares that much either. I'm like, who cares? We're just. It's just the.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's not the losing.

[Monet X Change]

You're a very graceful user. You're a very graceful loser. You're a disgraceful winner. You just.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

For the term abysmal winner, what are you. Yo.

[Monet X Change]

Bob would do stunts and shows and shenanigans when he was. It is insane.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do you win? Who do you doubt?

[Nick Smith]

Everyone.

[Monet X Change]

That video. That video of Bob crying when he won Drag Race. That was an act, okay? Inside, he was doing cartwheels and freaking giving Kim and Naomi the finger.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The only reason I'm so ridiculous, specifically to Monet, because Monet is also a. Monet is a talker to the umpteenth degree. Does this thing that's so annoying. She does this. Very, very annoying. If Monet knows that she's gonna win in the game, she'll start going, do you think you're gonna win? Do you think you're gonna. By the way, now. Now when Monet's losing, she is a church mouse. Money. Church mouth, honey. She ain't got a word. She got a peep to say. So. So whenever I get a win over. Yes. Oh, yes. I gloat. Oh, yes, honey. I'm the gloat. The greatest loser of all time.

[Monet X Change]

No. Nick, do you want to answer this question?

[Nick Smith]

I mean, I feel like most people are competitive, especially at game nights, and trash talk sort of is the fun part of it, but if the trash talk starts getting, like, personal or too much, I mean, we're a pretty vocal work. That's why your mama did a friend group, though. We'll just call each other out. So just call them out.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We've never gotten. We've never gotten crazy in the smack talking. No one's ever been like, and that's why your ex boyfriend cheated on you.

[Nick Smith]

We trashed off. We've never smashed, but it never got like.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I would say. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, no, no, no.

[Nick Smith]

Well, Mateo doesn't count because Mateo is the most sensitive person on the face of the planet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What time? What time? Mateo. And it's like. And keeps jigglypuff and keeps flying around the ring. It will not land. And it was pissing. It was pissing Nick off. So Nick kept calling him out for it and being like, wait, are you gonna fight or you gonna just keep floating around like a little faggot. A little piece of shit flying around in the air. And he keeps floating around. So Nick's getting really annoyed. And then. So at the end of the. Mateo is laughing. Mateo was cackling and Nick's annoyed. At the end of the night, Mateo's leaving. He's like, all right, guys. I love you, Jacob, I love you. Bob, I love you, Nick, I love you. And then Nick turns and goes. And Gordon goes, bob and Jacob, I love you too. And then ignores Nick. Mateo and Mateo's like, come on. Nick and Mateo wouldn't look at Nick. I mean, Nick would not talk to Mateo. He would not look at Mateo. He would not acknowledge Mateo. He would not even acknowledge that Mateo was existing in the same realm as him. And then Mateo started crying.

[Monet X Change]

Did he really? Mateo?

[Nick Smith]

Which, like, clearly I was doing a bit. But that's our girl. She's sensitive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also we started crying.

[Nick Smith]

Nick never stopped.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick just went home. Nick didn't go, oh, no. Nick was like, I'm double. I'm digging my heels into the tail is hilarious.

[Monet X Change]

Not the tears.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That shit was so funny. And then Matteo was texting back, being like, nick, say something. And Nick was in the group thread, like, Bob and Jacob, you played a great game today.

[Nick Smith]

Doubling down. I'm not going to give him what he wants.

[Monet X Change]

I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So fucking ridiculous. Have you ever.

[Monet X Change]

Have you ever.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have you ever rage quit before Monet

[Monet X Change]

or Nick rage quit? No, I don't think I have. No. I mean, sometimes when I play, I play smash against like this, the world and like the globe. Like there's global smash playing and that's something. Sometimes there is somebody, just round after round, they are just destroying you. And I would just. I just put my thing off. Cause I feel so embarrassed. I feel like I'm doing such a bad job. It really hurts my feelings.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not even Monopoly? Nothing.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, back when I was a kid, remember, like, playing like shit, like Crash Bandicoot or whatever. Those games were so hard, those platform games. I remember, like, I would cry and I would, like, ask my brothers to beat it for me because they were so hard.

[Nick Smith]

But not that you didn't win.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You didn't beat it, but you never beat it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, that's why I didn't win, because I kept on dying. I was like, this is hard. I'm grieving. You're a bad person, Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dragged.

[Monet X Change]

Honey, Matteo was right about you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's our next question?

[Jacob]

So I was going to change to a little game I have prepared, which is Most likely to. So I have a couple different scenarios. And you're going to say who in the friend group you think is most likely to do or be this person? So that's, I think, like, everyone here. Mateo, Patty, anybody else, maybe free. And we'll go from there.

[Monet X Change]

Okay.

[Jacob]

And we can talk about it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are we including, like, Peppermint? Nicole, Byer, or, Or how far? Kim? Naomi, Mitch.

[Jacob]

Yeah. It's up to you. I, I, I was thinking, Like, Peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. The core.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

One time. Mateo. One time, Nick and Nick and Peppermint were playing Smash together.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. What did Nick do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Nick was talking peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, Pep is so sweet.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pepper's like, oh, my God. And of course, you think Nick, stop. No, Nick's the double down queen. Jesus Christ. Pep doesn't even. She was losing so bad.

[Monet X Change]

Peppermint, like, plays. She has, like, a whole, like, Xbox. I understand how she's so bad at games when she has.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She bad, she bad at Smash, but she's pretty good at. She's actually pretty good at fall guys. She's also pretty good at. No, she's not good at Fortnite, but she's good at. What's the game we play where we cook Baby. Overcooked. Overcooked, too. All right, what's our game?

[Jacob]

Jacob. All right, who in the group is most likely to be a secret spy?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

I'll say. Jacob. Like, like, like, like, like one of the ones, like, back at home base. Like, well, you should, well, you, you should go through the duct on activate your. That person.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, me and Monet wouldn't be able

[Unidentified Participant]

to keep it a secret.

[Nick Smith]

That's what I'm trying to do. Wouldn't be able to keep it a secret. Pretty much all of us are bad at keeping secrets. I would say.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I would say. Jacob, you think Patty could be a spy?

[Monet X Change]

Patty could be a spy. Patty's pretty slippery.

[Unidentified Participant]

Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Girl. I'm just gonna sneak in here and grab these files. Okay, that's not a good Patty. That is a horrible Patty.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was like, it was like, eureka.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He's like, girl, Girl, I'm gonna stick here and get these. I can't do it. Mateo does a good Patty.

[Nick Smith]

I can say J.

[Jacob]

All right. Who is most likely to be an hour late for lunch because they saw. Stopped to pet a dog.

[Nick Smith]

A dog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, if it's not going to be.

[Monet X Change]

I hate.

[Nick Smith]

I don't think it's gonna be any of them.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I know I'm, I'm gonna have to expand this to. I would have to expand this to Pep. Pep would be our weight. Pep or Mitch would be an hour. Mitch or Pep would be hour late for petting a dog.

[Monet X Change]

No, no. You know Caitlyn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Caitlyn Crackers.

[Monet X Change]

Caitlyn, yes.

[Nick Smith]

She.

[Monet X Change]

She's obsessed with.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I talked to Kaylin years. Is she late to stuff, though?

[Monet X Change]

But she loves animals. Her whole Instagram is a animals dog.

[Nick Smith]

Every time she sees it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I look shady because I said Pepper Mitchie. I was like, no one I know.

[Monet X Change]

I really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it would be mixed. None of us in our group is like that for animals. Like, I have a cat, but I'm not. I'm not a dog person, so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, Jacob likes dogs a lot, actually. Do you even know Jacob? Jacob loves dogs.

[Monet X Change]

Why don't you get one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Because we don't take care of one. You don't remember our dog that we had?

[Nick Smith]

Alexa.

[Monet X Change]

Rufus.

[Jacob]

Alexa.

[Monet X Change]

Alexa, don't say that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Alexa, turn off all the lights in the house. Alexa go into beast mode. The house turns into armor.

[Jacob]

We do something for our listeners who use Google.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, we do one for our Google. Set an alarm for 3:00am oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, next. Next one.

[Jacob]

Who is most likely to get blocked by a celebrity on social media?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, yeah, I would give that to Nick. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, Nick. Nick is also this random person who. Because Nick just started his, like, YouTube social media career, but before people were like, why are Chelsea Handler and Bianca Del Rio following Nick?

[Nick Smith]

But also I would get blocked for probably something Bob did. Like going on someone's live on my name and typing the N word. Which has happened.

[Monet X Change]

Well, yes, on Mateo.

[Nick Smith]

That's how I would get blocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which I said. But that was funny. No, but Nick, I. Slick in the mouth on Twitter. Nick be slick.

[Nick Smith]

I love a troll because I troll back.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Nick had one hit tweet. Nick had one hit tweet on Twitter. Nick posted a Jeeks Monsoon meme of her saying, what would you mean?

[Nick Smith]

It was her saying, Jesus Christ challenge. But it. It said. Something like, Joseph, what should we name the baby? And Mary. And then it was, yeah, Jesus Christ.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Nick got like 15,000 likes on his tweet. And then Nick immediately text me and Mateo in a group chat was like, I'm never talking to you losers again. I'm a fucking celebrity now.

[Nick Smith]

I'm never speaking to you subscribers on YouTube. Mateo lose my number.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I could see Nick being slick of the mouth and getting blocked by.

[Monet X Change]

I can see that.

[Jacob]

Are any of you blocked by Any celebrities right now that you know of?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How do people find that? How do people find that out?

[Monet X Change]

How do people, like, know who blocks you?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You go to their page and it says blocked.

[Monet X Change]

No, no, but, like, fans, they'll be like, oh, Bob just blocked Monet on Twitter.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Like, how do they go to your page and it says blocked?

[Monet X Change]

Like, so if I go to your page, I can see who's blocked you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, if someone blocked you when you go to their page, it will say they block.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm saying, but fans, like, who are not you or me, they'll be like, oh, Bob blocked money on Twitter.

[Nick Smith]

How do they know that they're blocked, but they know when someone unfollows someone. Megan McCain, did she block you? Are you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God.

[Monet X Change]

Let me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

McCain did block you.

[Monet X Change]

Let me see. Meghan McCain is Megan McCain. Did y' all see what George Santos and Megan McCain said about Meatball?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Why are George Santos and Meghan McCain hanging out together?

[Jacob]

They have. Meghan McCain has a podcast.

[Monet X Change]

She has a podcast with George Santos. No, he was a guest.

[Jacob]

He was a guest.

[Monet X Change]

But, bitch, they were chopping it up, shooting it up. Oh, my God. Like, talking about everything.

[Nick Smith]

And then he.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Republicans and their guns.

[Monet X Change]

And then. So George Santos brings up that. Y' all see, Meatball did a performance as George Santos, and then they talk about that performance. And he was talking about, oh, how it was, like, so cool. So what a privilege. And she was like, yeah, to be impressed by drag queens. Like, how cool is that? And Meatball was like, y' all missed the point. Like, what are you. Are you kidding me? Wild.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are you blocked still?

[Monet X Change]

I'm going to go try to go to Meatball. I don't know her Instagram. I'm going to go to Meatball's page as he posted and he tagged me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her name is Meghan McCain, bitch. Type in Meghan McCain. If you can't find it, it's because you're blocked.

[Monet X Change]

No, she's there. I can see her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were blocked at one point in time. No, on Twitter.

[Monet X Change]

You were blocked on Twitter, probably. Let me check. I mean, you mean X?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will never.

[Monet X Change]

Meghan McCain.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But have I. I don't think I've been blocked by a.

[Nick Smith]

What do we consider a celebrity?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the only person who's ever blocked me, I would say I love computer either. Oh, a public. You're so proud. Okay, we get it. You love Meghan McCain. We know she's your homegirl. Megan's your ride or die. We know you were so. You look how proud she was the whole show, that she was like, Monet

[Monet X Change]

said, it's such an honor because I'm not blocked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You're the one who was smiling and Kiki and was proud of it. You still get it. You're still laughing.

[Jacob]

So we're moving on to the next one. And that's going to be who is most likely to clap when their plane lands.

[Nick Smith]

Mateo. Now, Peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I would say pep, but who.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, Pep would be like, yeah, yeah, that's peppermint.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I can see Pep being like, yeah, that's peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, how the time complaint land? I'm asleep, girl. Oh, the other day, I forgot to put my. I forgot to put my mask on. And when I tell you I woke up with drool all over my sweater, I was so. Who never drools when I sleep?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I drool sometimes when you're awake, when you're standing, when you're, when you're blinking, when you're everything.

[Monet X Change]

And you know, I was like, the next to me is probably like, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

don't drool when I so. So are you just asleep with a mask and there's just a puddle of drool inside of your.

[Monet X Change]

No, because the mask keeps my mouth closed. But I don't always drool every time I sleep. I was really tired.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I believe that.

[Monet X Change]

I, I, I ask. Ask Andy. I really don't drool when I sleep. I really don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want you to wake up tomorrow morning, think I take a picture of your pillow. Go to your room right now. Go to your room right now. Take us to your room right now. Show us a pillow. I want all the pillow.

[Monet X Change]

You want me to bring the monitor with me?

[Nick Smith]

You heard him.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Show us. Go grab a. Go grab the, Grab the pillow. Go take your. The pillow you sleep on. There's no slob marks on it.

[Monet X Change]

There's no slot marks on it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Monet, you're full of shit.

[Monet X Change]

But I'm going to bring a pillow. You're going to say, monet, that's not the pillow you sleep on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Of course. Because I know there's slot marks in your pillow.

[Monet X Change]

It's not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know, Monet, there's slob marks in her sweater.

[Nick Smith]

She's going to bring the pillow in and turn the pillow cyber.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I know you got slo. I know. You be slobber. You be. You slobber. There's nothing wrong with slobber.

[Monet X Change]

I don't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't believe what I called you. A saber d.

[Monet X Change]

Jacob, ask the next question before I have to body this.

[Jacob]

All right, who is most likely to have sex in public?

[Monet X Change]

Ooh, Patty, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Easy, easy. Have y' all ever had sex in public?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When was the last time I had sex in public?

[Monet X Change]

A long time. Probably, like, before I even moved to Harlem, so I was still living in Brooklyn. Probably, like 10 years ago.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Probably, like, you were at Sex in

[Monet X Change]

Public nine years ago,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like, at a party or outdoors or a hotel bathroom. Oh, yeah, you in a hotel bathroom. That's in public.

[Nick Smith]

No one saw.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's a public bathroom.

[Monet X Change]

More like a public bathroom. Not like in someone's bathroom.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Not like in the middle of a field.

[Monet X Change]

No, I'm saying you meant like. I thought you meant, like, in, like, a pr. In, like, a hotel room bathroom. Not like a.

[Nick Smith]

But it wasn't in the room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it was like, what bathroom are you fucking in?

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, that's public. Yeah,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'll tell. Bedroom, bathroom, Monet.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, I don't know, but you just said a hotel bathroom. I was like, that's not public. Also, my. Yeah, who was it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When was it? When was it?

[Nick Smith]

Maybe five, six years ago.

[Monet X Change]

What was the circumstance?

[Nick Smith]

I don't remember. We had been chatting, and we both were on a lunch break, I think. And

[Monet X Change]

we're hot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where was yours? Monet, where was yours? You said it was in, like, a parking lot.

[Monet X Change]

What was it? No, it was on parking lots in New York City. I was on the C train going uptown local, and we were, like, cruising on the train. Like, he made eyes. I made eyes at him on the train. Well, we both got off on 135th, because, you know, 135th on the sea, you ride the train all the way to the front. It's, like, empty. No one is ever up there. And I gave him a little more stopping topping.

[Nick Smith]

And you said, you don't drew her.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, no, bitch. I swallowed that time, honey. Trust and believe that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do you swallow every time you go down somewhere Monday?

[Monet X Change]

No, not every time I would like to, but sometimes I want to see what I worked hard for.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I'm the same. Like, it's not. I'm like. Sometimes I'm like, I just want to see it.

[Monet X Change]

I want to see it. I work very hard for it. I want to see it particularly, like,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

across my chest or something. I just want to see it. Oh, no, no.

[Unidentified Participant]

Well, if.

[Monet X Change]

If I know you're a shooter, I will swallow. Getting come in your eye is one of the worst things ever. You are blind for about three hours afterwards, your eyes are. Bitch.

[Nick Smith]

Your so you think being blind for three hours is the worst thing ever? What about people who are blind forever

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and have come in their eyes?

[Nick Smith]

Would you like to amend that statement?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And have come in their eyes?

[Monet X Change]

It's the worst thing in that moment, but for people, if I know you're not a shooter, you're a little sputterer or dribbler. I like to watch it come out a little bit, and then I can decide do I want to receive it orally. Also, when cum gets cold, I don't want anything to do with it. It has to be body temperature.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When it's fresh from the microwave, you want it fresh from the tap?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. It has to be warm. When it gets even, like, a little less than room temp, I can't.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When have you been. When have you ever eaten cold cum? Like, you know, if.

[Monet X Change]

Like, if someone comes and then it's sitting there, and then like, five minutes later, you just. Five minutes later, like, cum.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't know what the freezing point

[Monet X Change]

of cum is, bitch. As soon as cum touches the air, it is ice cold. Have you noticed this?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It is freezing cold.

[Monet X Change]

It comes out and it just. The temperature drops immediately.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tend.

[Nick Smith]

What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I tend to either have come. It's either in my mouth or once it's not in my mouth. Like, once it's not in my mouth, I'm not going back for seconds. Like, if we miss the plate, it's not good. It's not getting served for dinner. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Or, like, if someone, like, eats it out your ass and tries to feed it back to you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, can we. Can we. We did an episode. We did a whole episode here, Monet. You had to take it there. And I'm not shaming. I'm not King Shaming anyone, if that's. If felting is your thing, get into it, honey. Or snowballing, whatever you call it, you always gotta take it there, Monet. Every time. What is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you?

[Monet X Change]

Jacob. Jacob is that girl I see. Jacob.

[Unidentified Participant]

Jacob.

[Monet X Change]

Be like, yeah, honey.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And on that note, thank you all for joining us. Nick, where can we find you? Nick? Where can we find you on social media?

[Nick Smith]

My Instagram and YouTube page are the same name, nicksmith09. And my Twitter is that nicksmith09. So follow me on any of those and maybe you'll see a video with Monet soon.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And Nick, yay. And Nick Smith has done a lot of videos.

[Jacob]

Wait, sorry. We do need to settle one thing really quickly while Nick is here publicly.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God.

[Jacob]

Nick, can you explain your theory about To Catch a Predator?

[Nick Smith]

That I could play the bait?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What's the theory? Oh, okay. So, Nick, by the way, this was.

[Jacob]

I've never.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So this conversation started seven years ago, so it's gotten progressively less true.

[Nick Smith]

What are you saying?

[Monet X Change]

Over the past seven years?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Nick thinks that he looks young enough to play the bait on To Catch a Predator. I just want to remind everyone here, Nick is 6 foot 4.

[Nick Smith]

That needs to be put on the table. Said that the only way I think it could work is if I was on the second floor looking out, though. Looking out the window so they couldn't see how tall I was. They just saw shoulders up.

[Jacob]

Okay, Nick, so right now you're in the window of the screen. Right now. Can you pop in and say what you would say to enhance?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This Is Carl here? Carl, are you here, Carl?

[Nick Smith]

Okay, pretend.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Pretend.

[Nick Smith]

And we're looking up at the second floor and I'm in the window.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ding dong, Carl.

[Nick Smith]

From this distance, I look 14.

[Monet X Change]

No, you do not. Nick.

[Instacart Advertiser]

Nick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Y', all, nick is a 32.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe seven years ago. Maybe seven years ago. Not today, girl.

[Nick Smith]

No, no, no.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How old are you, Nick? What is going. What's going. This four had a rough life.

[Nick Smith]

Bullies.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Where's your wife and kids, y'?

[Unidentified Participant]

All?

[Monet X Change]

Big thank you, Nick, for coming on the pod. You're always a treat and we love. No, I do not.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I say it all the time. I can't. I don't know what it is, but I say Nick. I get Nick and Mitch mixing.

[Monet X Change]

Did I say Mitch or did I say Nick?

[Unidentified Participant]

No.

[Monet X Change]

Nick, it was very lovely to have you here and you will always. I think you're probably going to be one of our honorary siblings.

[Nick Smith]

Thank you.

[Monet X Change]

On this podcast, they're going to love you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Is Nick the first white sibling according

[Nick Smith]

to Reddit for you? No.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

No. Mateo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Have we officially named Mateo in honorary? I think our only honorary siblings are right now are Naomi, Bianca. Naomi. And Peppermint.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So, Nick, you have to do a few more episodes before you get honorary.

[Monet X Change]

We will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll do.

[Nick Smith]

Bye.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

All right, bye, everyone.