The One With No Topic III

Summary

Sibling Rivalry: "The One With No Topic III" (March 23, 2022)

Hosts: Bob the Drag Queen & Monét X Change

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Overview

In this lively, topic-free episode, Bob and Monét let their signature banter run wild. Without a set agenda, they spiral through drag industry anecdotes, current event hot takes, playful rivalries, and candid reflections on friendship and fame. The result is a hilarious, irreverent, and surprisingly insightful journey through everything—and nothing—in particular.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Yikes" Bit & Nicki Minaj Lyrics

• The episode kicks off with the recurring "Yikes" running joke, riffing on Nicki Minaj's track, and spirals into bit after bit involving misunderstood lyrics and absurd analogies to Evie Oddly’s journey (02:07 – 03:54).
• Memorable moment: Monét takes the bit to extremes, prompting Bob to beg, “We’re not talking about ‘Yikes’ this whole podcast. This is not what’s happening.” (03:56)
• The hosts debate what makes a great Nicki song and what the word “Yikes” actually encapsulates in the context of struggle and success.

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2. Buying Homes, Queer Success, and Drag Queen Peer Pride

• The queens reflect on seeing fellow Drag Race alumnae (Evie Oddly, Mayhem, Trinity) buy homes, celebrating queer financial milestones (04:33 – 04:49).
• Bob: “Buy a house, bitch. Suck a dick. Get a job.”
• Both echo pride and encouragement for drag community members achieving life goals outside of drag.

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3. Kim Kardashian’s "Work Hard" Controversy

(07:11 – 12:41)

• The queens react to Kim Kardashian’s viral advice: “Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
• Key insight: Bob unpacks the misconception that hard work always equals success or wealth, noting structural and privilege-based advantages. “There’s kind of a lie that we’re told that if you just work more, you’ll make more money—which...is not necessarily true.” (09:03)
• Monét adds, “To tell other people that the reason why you don’t have what I have is because you’re not working hard, I think that’s stupid and it’s bullshit. You can say it, but it’s bullshit.” (12:35)
• Both agree that privilege plays a major role for celebrities—and that influencer branding, while work, is not an equal playing field.

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4. Drag as "Hard Work" & Life in Performance

(13:14 – 18:15)

• Bob and Monét discuss how “hard work” is subjective, especially in performance contexts.
• Bob explains how performing in drag is more effort than out of drag: “It takes me longer to get ready than I’m actually on stage!” (14:33)
• Monét adds that depending on your routine, drag can be logistically and physically demanding compared to other types of gigs (16:21).
• Memorable quote: “Just to do a post for Nickelodeon mugs...that does take work!” (13:14)

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5. Playful Rivalries: Fighting, Arm Wrestling, and Physical Advantages

(19:29 – 24:44)

• The queens’ signature bickering escalates hilariously into who would win in a real-life boxing match.
• Monét boasts her street fighting history; Bob claims “I also have a longer reach than you do. Significantly, actually.” (21:26)
• Best exchange:
  • Monét: “I’ve been fighting since I was in fourth grade. I will mollywop you, son, deadass.” (20:22)
  • Bob: “It would not end well for you. I would beat you up.” (19:46)
• They compare physical attributes—and past competitions, like their infamous foot race (22:44).

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6. Credit Where Credit is Due: Drag Inspirations & Borrowed Ideas

(28:35 – 37:47)

• A hilariously small argument erupts over who “put who on” to wig makers and trends in drag (notably Edward Scissorhands wigs).
• “Would you acknowledge that I put you onto Edward Scissorhands?” Monét asks.
  • Bob draws a parallel to TikTok "credit hounds."
• Turns into a classic Sibling Rivalry moment of one-upmanship and playful dragging about their mutual influencer status.

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7. Friendship, Loyalty, and "Cancellation"

(44:01 – 48:22)

• The queens contemplate “cancel culture” and whether they’d stick by each other if one was publicly shamed for a scandal (“If I got cancelled, would you be my friend still?” – Bob)
• Monét: “Short answer is yes...unless you did something egregious.”
• The discussion touches on public pressure to “disavow” people, referencing real figures like Jussie Smollett, Todrick Hall, and Bianca Del Rio.

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8. Current Events & Random Tangents

• Shortage talk: COVID-era supply issues for wigs, PS5s, and cars: “The PlayStation, the cars, and the wigs are all in the same boat.” (28:21)
• The future of drag events: sparring matches, pageants, voguing competitions—most of which they jokingly agree will “never actually happen” (26:49).
• Gaming personalities: What your Nintendo Switch game says about you—Mario Kart girls are “easygoing,” Smash Bros. girls are “mean and nasty,” Animal Crossing players are “monks...vegans...nuns” (39:09–40:15).

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9. Social Media & Aging in Digital Spaces

• On feeling “too old for social media”: Monét frets that Discord is “very young,” and wonders if they’re the elders now.
• Bob calls out Monét for Instagram stories with chopped-off captions—“You, bitch. You also...you be posting insta stories, half of the word be cut out.” (65:05)
• Plug for the Sibling Rivalry Patreon Discord (65:25)

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10. Drag Gifting & Local Scene

• Monét shares how much she enjoys donating shoes and drag to up-and-coming queens, specifically Selena STDs (61:46).
• Potential plans to attend or perform at her show (62:21).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Drag Race alumni successes:
  Bob: “Buy a house, bitch. Suck a dick. Get a job.” (04:49)
• On privilege:
  Monét: “If someone can loan you $100,000 or $1,000,000 to start your business...we all wish you...” (11:04)
• Sibling Rivalry distilled:
  Monét: “Sometimes...I envision getting in a fucking boxing ring and fighting your ass.” (19:30)
  Bob: “I would beat you up.” (19:46)
• On "putting each other on":
  Bob: “[Monét] can’t just let it rest that I had a nice wig on—you had to let everyone know that you’re the one who told me about the guy who made the wig.” (32:16)
• Discord plug:
  “It is a cut up, a kiki. If you want to join the Sibling Rivalry Discord, go to siblingrivalrypodcast.com.” (65:25)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• "Yikes" Nicki Minaj bit: 02:07–03:54
• Celebrating homeownership in queer community: 04:33–04:49
• Kim Kardashian hot take: 07:11–12:41
• Hard work & drag work realities: 13:14–18:15
• The boxing match debate: 19:29–24:44
• Wig trends & credit wars: 28:35–37:47
• Cancel culture hypotheticals: 44:01–48:22
• Social media and aging: 63:45–65:25
• Patreon & Discord plug: 65:25–65:50
• Giving drag away: 61:46–62:21

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Conclusion

This completely untethered episode showcases everything that has made Sibling Rivalry a standout in the Drag Race podcast universe: sharp comedy, affectionate competitiveness, pop culture analysis, and rare honesty about life as working queer performers. Bob and Monét’s chemistry—marked by rambunctious shade and genuine respect—makes even their most absurd tangents feel vital. If you want drag, wisdom, and wild laughter, this episode delivers.

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For fans, this installment is a quintessential reminder that no topic is needed for a good time—just Bob, Monét, and their sparkling, unscripted rapport.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

my name is Bob the Drag Queen.

[A]

And I'm Monet X Change.

[B]

And this is sibling rivalry.

[A]

On this week's episode. Yikes.

[B]

We don't have a topic.

[A]

And we find out what makes Made Bomb. Say this.

[B]

And I was like, I'm just gonna lay down and just fucking figure this out. When I wake up in the morning, I'm so tired, I'm so sleepy. And we found out what made Monet X Change. Say this.

[A]

I envision getting in a fucking boxing ring and fucking fighting your ass. I want to fight you. Yikes. Yikes. What Yikes?

[B]

I'm just tickled by you trying to recreate our intro from a second ago.

[A]

That really tickled me for some reason. I've been yiked in all day. It's my favorite song. Yikes.

[B]

Let's just wonder if this is your favorite Nicki song. I mean, I like the song, but I think Nicki's discography has got so many fucking bangers in it, you know?

[A]

So you think that she was untalented when she wrote the song? Yikes. You think that she lost all of her talent? That song. Interesting hot take.

[B]

Somehow you extracted my true feeling.

[A]

I extrapolated, bitch.

[B]

Growing up, growing up, I never even dreamt this was something I could achieve. I can't believe I bought a whole ass house. I knew I was going to be an artist, so I had made peace with the idea of my entire life eating ramen and serving fries to pay my rent. That's why it's truly so unbelievable that I can Call myself a full time artist and now a homeowner before the age of 30.

[A]

And that's why that is my favorite Nicki Minaj song. Do you hear the lyrics in that? Like, how she, like how she, like, seamlessly integrates her life struggle into this? I mean, girl bomb. Her best song.

[B]

I see you. I see you really want to talk about Yikes. Is there anything else you want to talk about? Yikes. Anything specific you want to say about the banger? Yikes.

[A]

Those lyrics. Do you agree that those lyrics are fierce? Yes or no?

[B]

You know, I can tell you're doing a bit. I don't know that it's a good one, but I'm going to improvise. Yeah, I think that when Evie wrote. I thought that when. When. When Nikki wrote that song about Evie getting this home, it was everything. And I think it shows how she's connected to the queer community. And I do think it's problematic that she calls it Yikes, though.

[A]

I mean. Well, not really, though. I think. I think the yikes meaning, like, yikes. I never thought that. Yikes. This is where my life is going to be. I'm never gonna have a home. I'm about to eat ramen noodles. I'm gonna have, say, like, eat fries. Like, yikes. That's what the yikes is in reference to, in my opinion. But I'm not Nikki.

[B]

All right, can we move on from this bit?

[A]

I do not.

[B]

I do not love this Nicki Minaj, Evie Oddly crossover bit. Oh, my God. We're not gonna do Yikes the entire time, Monet. We're not talking about Yikes. This whole podcast. This is not what's happening.

[A]

You can use them. Whatever you want, bitch. Go ahead, talk about your little. Talk about your little friend Evie Oddly. Yikes.

[B]

Jacob, I don't know if we can do this episode. I'm not talking about Yikes. The entire we're not talking about Yikes. For the Turition podcast. I did. I was trying to talk to you about Evie Oddly on the podcast and you're going to say yikes. I know, I know. The bitch.

[A]

No, I'm not. Listen, I'm very proud of Evelyn Oddly. I love when girls posted. They bought homes. Mayhem did a post when she bought a home. Evie did when she bought one. I think Trinity did as well. I think it's great. Bitch. Buy. Own property.

[B]

Buy a house. Bitch. Suck a dick. Get a job.

[A]

Own a business. Own a business.

[B]

Did you congratulate me when I bought it? When I bought my home?

[A]

I'M sure I did.

[B]

You are so odd. Today I'm going to let you lead the conversation because every time I try to lead it, it feels strange. I was going to let you lead the conversation.

[A]

I don't know why you feel strange. Well, this is how we normally dance. I would say, I'm sure I did. And you say something like, no, Monet, did you. Did you congratulate? Got a house. I'm like, wow. I'm sure I did. Like, Monet, show me. That's how we always.

[B]

I did, I did. I did. Like when. Oh, my.

[A]

Monet, you just said, yikes. You just said yikes.

[B]

I was doing you. I was doing you saying, yikes.

[A]

You want to do me so bad, baby. You want to do me so bad. If you want to do me, just pay for it, baby.

[B]

Listen, we already know you're exclusive with your.

[A]

With.

[B]

With your. With your, like, partner.

[A]

That's my, like, partner.

[B]

That's it. When people call. When people start saying, I go to show. You know, I did this a couple shows, and a couple people were doing the I like you bit. And that really tickled me pink. It really is funny to me.

[A]

I know. Yikes.

[B]

Are you. Are you high, Monet? Are you still in the neo caveman times?

[A]

Actually, I've smoked weeds for. I haven't smoked weed for, like, a week. A good week. I've not smoked weed for over a week, actually.

[B]

Why did you quit smoking weed?

[A]

I didn't quit. I just. Sometimes I. I lost the vape I had, and. And I just haven't felt like smoking recently. I'm sure I'll pick it up again. Trust and believe the one you were.

[B]

The one you were leaning and hitting during the thing that was so wild to me.

[A]

Oh, yes, that shit was so funny because you would drink that shit like water.

[B]

You were like, we're going to lose our monetization.

[A]

You're like. You're like, monet, what are you doing? I was like, nothing. You're like, oh. Because it looks like you were leading it and smoking. I was like,

[B]

we're going to lose our monetization. That's how some of these channels, they. All right. Until we stop making money on this podcast, you want to see how kickackle it is when we're doing this shit for fun, like the first year we did it.

[A]

But I was gonna tell you something I did today, and I forgot what it was. Oh. How do you feel about the Kim Kardashian thing? Obviously, you've seen the viral clip of her Talking about women needs to get up.

[B]

So. Well, let's. Let's give some context to our listeners who may not know. Mary.

[A]

Mary.

[B]

Maybe Mary Joshua. I can't remember the last name, but I. I just thought Mary Jo. Mary Jo the mom is what I call her.

[A]

I love Mary Jo.

[B]

All her comments about how she's a mom. She's like, well, as a mom.

[A]

Columbus, Georgia, every time.

[B]

So, yeah, you have a mom. Well, you know, as a mom. Well, I am a mom. Anyway, so Kardashian. Kardashian was in some, like, mega international.

[A]

Yeah. For International Women's Day Variety. This panel with the Kardashians, Kim Khloe and Kourtney, because I know they had their famous show Keeping up with. With Keeping up with the Kardashians, which.

[B]

Is Chris there, too?

[A]

Chris was there too, but it was mainly featuring the three girls. And. But Chris. Chris is always in the background, like,

[B]

not the background.

[A]

So they featured him for International Women's Day. And they asked. They asked me questions about. About women in business or. Or something to that effect or. I have the exact quote right here. Lady Bunny sent it to me. We had a interesting conversation about that today.

[B]

I would love to hear Bunny's hot take.

[A]

And they said. They asked about, what is your advice for women in business? And she said, I have the best advice for women in business. Kim Kardashian says, get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days. And of course, people are handing it to Kim Kardashian. And I'm interested what your thoughts on this are, because people already know mine. It's out there. The podcast probably came out on Friday. It's coming out after.

[B]

I don't listen to your podcast, so

[A]

can you tell me. Well, you go first.

[B]

Listen to. I think that it is an interesting take coming from Kim Kardashian. There was. I saw an article, someone who was like, I used to work at Kim Kardashian's company. I worked like over 40 hours a week. I couldn't afford this or that. I didn't have any of these benefits. I'm really paraphrased. I can't find the exact tweet, but it was someone being like, I worked. I. I think there's also a. I think that there is a misconception in the world that the amount. The time you spend working will always directly reflect the amount of money you're making. And that is not necessarily true. Different kinds of work tend to hold different monetary values. So if a. You Know, if a person who is a barista works 40 hours a week versus someone who's a trash man also works 40 hours a week, in most scenarios, the trash man is going to make more money coin, because sanitary work, Sanitary work, sanitation workers make more money than baristas do on average. So I think that there's just, there's kind of a lie that we're told that if you just work more, you'll make more money. Which I guess in theory, if you work by the hour, you will make more money than if you work less. But it's not necessarily a direct, it's not indirect correlation necessarily to. I don't think, I don't think it's that easy.

[A]

Yeah, you know, Yeah, I think, I

[B]

think, I think work and just don't make it.

[A]

I think it was a shit thing I say. I think it was a shit thing for her to say. I'm like, there are many factors that, that come into how much money you make per hour. Like your demographic, where you work, your. Your education. Like, how much education were you allowed to live? And of course, when you are coming from a rich family and, you know, like, almost like those people came at Ariana Grande. She didn't say anything like this, but, you know, there's. You've seen the Tiktoks and people do these deep dives into Ariana Grande. People saying, ugh, how she got it is not fair. It's because her mom, her dad is rich.

[B]

I've not seen them. I haven't seen any of them. Can you tell me a little bit about them?

[A]

Yeah. People say that Ariana Grande, her dad was rich, her mom was rich, so she like, so like her becoming a famous singer, it was easy for her to do. I'm like, yes and no. I'm like, yeah. If you come from a family who can take care of you, you don't necessarily have to worry about paying your rent. You can, you can, you can achieve your dreams. You can go out there and try to become an artist because you don't have to worry about making ends meet so you can run a forge apartment so you can afford your car, so you can go to school. You have to do those things. So, yes, there's a, there's a cushion that comes to that. And likewise with Kim Kardashian, because she comes from a family that has money, she could, she, she, she could do things that allowed her to pursue her dreams and start these businesses because you have something to fall back on. And you're like, you're good if someone can loan you $100,000 or $1,000,000 to start your business. Yeah, we bitch. We all wish you. But I. So I think that it's stupid for her to say that because some people just do not have that luxury and they will never have that luxury, so they can never attain those things. Like she, like, like she has. But. But then people start slamming her business and like, you're not a businesswoman. Like, you don't work hard. And that's why I disagree. I'm like. To do, to. To have what Kim Kardashian has, I think it does involve hard work. I think it is just different hard work. Um, being a social media influencer and being. She is for all of her brands. She is the. She is what you call it, like the face. She's. She's the face of all her companies and she's in all the adverts. She's in all the, like. I think that does take a lot of hard work. So, yes, Kardashian does. I think Kim Kardashian works hard to get what she has and to maintain what she has. But to tell other people that the reason why you don't have what I have is because you're not working hard, I think that's stupid and it's bullshit. You can't say that. I mean, you can say it, but it's bullshit.

[B]

You know, I think that hard work is subjective and whether or not someone is working hard is up for the person to each person to determine whether or not someone's work is hard. So the short answer is I can't, I cannot qualify or define whether or not Kim Kardashian is a hard worker because I don't. I'm not completely familiar with her, with what she does on a day to day basis. I'd have to be more intimately and, you know, have a more intimate knowledge on what she does on a day to day basis to know if I think she is a, quote, hard worker or not.

[A]

I mean, but I think we can hypothesize. I mean, you and I both work with brands and we know all the work it takes to create and brand things and, and, and to do posts and stuff. Like we, we have like maybe a little more than the average person. We have a little more insight to like, how much work that takes. And you and I both know, bitch, just to do a post for Nickelodeon mugs, we have to. And you have to do a video and a picture and a static this and that. Like, we know that that does take work. And of course, hard work is subjective to anyone. The word hard work is a suggestive term to anything. But I think you and I and people who are influencers and who do social media postings, et cetera, we are a little more in tune with what her words may come. Obviously not to her scale. This bitch has fucking, what, 200 million followers on Instagram and on Twitter, like, of her reach. And her engagement is fucking light years beyond ours. But I think that we can see, we know a little bit that it is hard work to do it for Sure.

[B]

I know a little bit. But I also know that I've had certain brand deals that were really easy and that were absolutely, unequivocally not hard work. Just not hard work.

[A]

True.

[B]

I've had a few times where I literally just sit down and say a quick thing. It literally took me less than five minutes. And I remember finish. And being like, this did not feel like hard work. I've had some where I was like, this is too much work.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I'm doing way too much stuff. This isn't this. I've been working on this for hours, for weeks. This is too much work, girl. So that's why I'm saying I can't. I can't necessarily say whether or not something is or isn't a hard work. But also, it depends. Like, you know, even when I think about, like, comedians, like, like, you know, me and Mateo going out and doing shows, or I see other comedians doing shows, I think to myself, so now I think myself, all you did was fly across the country, put on a T shirt and go do some standup. And then in my head, I'm like, I am here two hours before the gig, getting up in full drag, putting on a corset, a wig, putting on heels, lashes, all before. It takes me longer to get ready on stage longer than I am while I'm on stage. So in my head, sometimes, whenever I have a gig where I don't have to get in drag, I'm like, this is the easy work. This is not hard work. But then.

[A]

But it's also.

[B]

That's why I say hard work is

[A]

subjective, you know, but to your point, to that same point, those comedians who are just put on, like Mateo, who can get. Just get on a plane and put on a T shirt. Mateus also down at the fucking cellar and walking through the New York City every night, going from downtown, uptown, midtown, like, five nights a week for hours. So that's his quote, unquote, hard work. Not saying that what he's doing when he's doing his standup, flying to Paris and doing a show, I just put on a T shirt. That's not hard to work.

[B]

It's not about whether or not that is hard to work for, because, I mean, I did the same thing. I did the same thing, but it just wasn't a seller. It was just that Barracuda ended industry, you know, so and so for seven or eight years. So, like. But. But what I'm saying is. I'm not saying it's not hard work. What I'm saying is, in my mind, I know that I've done it in drag. And whenever I do a gig out of drag, I'm like, this is not hard work. This feels so easy for me because of all of my years when I used to have to do my shows, eight shows a week, it was in full drag, and I had to. It was wild. I was like, this feels. But that felt. It felt normal. It just felt like a normal amount of work to me, you know?

[A]

Yeah. And again, with. With. With the subjectivity. Because of. Subjectivity is subjective. Maybe someone might be like, I wish I could just done Barracuda instead of having to go to the five different places or six or seven or eight. I mean, I don't. I'm not a comedian like Mateo or someone who does not get in drag to perform. So I don't know if to them that is easier to just having to get dressed at home and go to a club and stay one place. But you and I both know, because that's our experience.

[B]

Experience.

[A]

That shit is hard to do. That shit. Six, seven, eight nights.

[B]

Even when I think about a queen who, like, works in one spot, like you said, like in Barracuda, when I go to the South End, there's queens. All their clothes are at their job, their drag closet is at work. They work in one bar. They don't have to go to multiple places. I'm like, this seems so. And they're probably doing the same amount of shows I was doing, but they're just going to one place. And I'm like, this feels amazing.

[A]

Does New York have. I guess Queen is the only Queen. Queen is the only place like that in New York City that the.

[B]

I mean, not even really.

[A]

It's just for that one show. Like how, like, all your stuff and costumes can exist in one bar and you can just. But not really, because it's just for, like, you know. But again, these. I don't know. Queen is a clo. Is in New York City. Queen is the closest thing to that. That comfortability of just having all your stuff in one place.

[B]

I don't know that Queen does that. Did I move the camera on accident? I don't know that Queen. I don't know that Queen does that. Because I used to take my stuff to and from. I did not leave my stuff at Queen. I used to take my stuff down to industry every fucking Thursday and drag my numbers. Anything there ever.

[A]

I feel like group number is like you. At least that's what I'm saying. Like we don't. New York doesn't have a direct similar experience, but Queenie is the closest thing to you because all your opening. Well, not all something going to bring your own shit still, but all your. In theory, all your opening, all your opening, closing and group numbers are there in that place.

[B]

Copenhagen, Copen and Hogan. Bitch, you are high. In fact, we'll talk about it when we get back from this break. All right?

[A]

And we're back. Nigga, cut me off one more time. And we're back.

[B]

What? No one. I literally didn't even say anything.

[A]

Oh, but why are you in drag?

[B]

Do you want to apologize?

[A]

No. Why are you in drag?

[B]

Of course not. Honestly, I would like for someone to scan. I I someone scan all the history of civil rivalry. I don't think one A's ever apologized to me once on the show. I don't think you've actually ever done it. I'm thinking hard. When did you apologize? I don't know. Here's what it is.

[A]

What Jacob say?

[B]

I can't say without a doubt, Monet

[A]

has apologized to you.

[B]

Thank you, Jacob Podcast.

[A]

Thank you, Jacob. Yes, on this podcast.

[B]

Well, y' all just find it because I would love, I would love to see the moment.

[A]

You are such a you.

[B]

I didn't say you didn't. I just said has it happened?

[A]

Hey, Bob, you are such a little troll. Oh, I want to fight you.

[B]

Honestly, I was.

[A]

Sometimes this is. I'm not even gassing for the broadcast. Sometimes I really envisioning. I envision getting in a fucking boxing ring and fucking fighting your ass. I want to fight you. I want to fight you. Sometimes you make me want to fight you.

[B]

It would not end well for you. I would beat you up.

[A]

Bitch, please. Okay, all jokes aside, you really think you could take me in a boxing match?

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Can y' all please sign off below? First of all, this has not been in no fights in his life. Okay? I grew up, I grew up in East Flatbush. I Grew up in the meantia of East Flatbush. I've been fighting since I was in fourth grade. Like I will Mollywop you son dead ass.

[B]

Okay, fierce. I, I have been in fights. I have not been in a lot of fights. I don't pride myself on being a violent person. It's been shocking.

[A]

I pride myself on it.

[B]

I see that. And also a lot of the things involved in a boxing match, especially specifically a boxing match, I tend to have quite a few advantages over you.

[A]

Have you ever taken a boxing class?

[B]

Yes, I have. Where? In wrestling?

[A]

When?

[B]

And karate.

[A]

Why?

[B]

This may shock you. I took them all in Georgia because, you know, people have extracurricular activities. Monet.

[A]

Bob. How many boxing classes?

[B]

Okay, extracurriculars.

[A]

When did you do this boxing class? And when, when did you do this boxing class?

[B]

I was probably in middle school or high school.

[A]

Oh, my God. Middle school or high school, you think. Do you remember the fucking techniques of boxing? Acting like you fucking Floyd Mayweather in this bitch. You're like, well, Monet, they're, they're, they're.

[B]

Bitch.

[A]

Sorry, Ghidorah just texted me. I got distracted. You, Bob, you took it in middle school and high school. You think that you remember all the fucking. The fucking fundamental tools of boxing, boy.

[B]

I also have a longer reach than you do. Significantly, actually.

[A]

Okay. There are many examples of boxers. They be. Just because you have a longer reach does not mean you're, you're, you're. You're going to beat them in a fight. Have you ever seen fights, but you have these tiny ass. Floyd Mayweather is a tiny nigga beating up these big ass niggas.

[B]

I, I also have more upper body strength than you do. That's a really big part of the equation. That is, that is true. Categorically, you have literally.

[A]

Well, my legs are more agile than yours.

[B]

You're what?

[A]

My legs are more agile than yours. I am way faster than you. Bitch.

[B]

You heard Muhammad Ali. Fly like a butterfly.

[A]

Swim like a big bitch and I fly. I fly like a hummingbird.

[B]

We will. I'll be headed to Monet's place tonight and we will have, I think, our, maybe our eighth arm wrestling match that Monet will lose.

[A]

Okay? You can't beat me in arm wrestling does not mean that, okay?

[B]

Because I have more upper body strength than you.

[A]

Also. Just because someone can beat someone in arm wrestling does not mean that they have more upper body strength. I don't think that's how.

[B]

That's what I want to say. Is that all I'm saying? Is I have a longer reach than you. I have more upper body strength than you in theory. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just pointing out the.

[A]

And I'm faster than you, and I have stronger legs than you, so.

[B]

Okay, first of all, you're not. You're not faster than me. This. This is. You've admitted this on this podcast that

[A]

I'm faster than you.

[B]

Where is this.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Where has this been proven?

[A]

You said it on the podcast.

[B]

We got one because you looking around for one. And Monet, we got into a one foot race. Mon dropped her phone because she was losing. Monet. All of a sudden, Mon is like, oh, I've known Monat how long? I have never known you to drop your phone. The one foot race, Monae starts losing my phone.

[A]

Never known to drop my phone.

[B]

We have to stop racing.

[A]

You never know me to drop.

[B]

I drop my phone.

[A]

You never know me to drop my phone. What is that even?

[B]

Did you drop your phone? Did you drop your phone during the foot race?

[A]

I did drop my phone during a foot race, but we've also raced, like, twice.

[B]

How many times you dropped your phone outside the foot. What the hell?

[A]

You are crazy. Also, this is very cute.

[B]

Any of your friends right now and say, does Monet drop her phone? Would they be like, yeah, Monet drops her phone all the time? Or they say, I don't think I ever seen monop her phone before. Oh, my God.

[A]

That is such. This is what you do. Oh, my God. Y', all. These are. These are Bob. Y' all are seeing Bob the Drag Queen tactics happening right now.

[B]

If I call your friends and ask,

[A]

does Monat drop on phone?

[B]

Would any of them have memories? But I have one specific memory of Monae dropping her phone when she was losing a foot race against me.

[A]

You are a clown. You are. Honestly, you are. You really are.

[B]

So, so, so. To quote Lil Kim, What are you getting at here?

[A]

You are ridiculous.

[B]

And. And also, your legs being stronger than mine. How would that help you in a boxing match?

[A]

Because when, If. If my legs are stronger than me, that, first of all, I can get lower to the ground, bitch. First of all, your knees, my nigga, just to get in a good boxing stand. Your knees said, not today, Satin. Okay? Your knees said, no, ma'.

[B]

Am. Okay, first of all, your whole left foot is a write off. Your whole left foot is a wrap.

[A]

What the fuck does that even mean? Why? Why?

[B]

Bitch, you can wear one heel at a time. Half the time you put on those shoes, that one foot start exploding. Oh, yeah. You talk about my knee. Let's talk about your exploding foot. That you can't only wear one heel at a time in. Let's talk about us skiing. And you can't even put the ski boots back on because your foot's exploding. Let's talk. Cause we're talking about, first of all, how bad we are from the knees down.

[A]

First of all, my ski boot. I got. They got me. They gave me a size six.

[B]

You know that Monet's feet are crunchy as hell. Monet has bad feet. She always coming from my knees. Yes, you. She always come from my Monet. Listen, go through all the old footage of Monet in heels. Monet has one heel. I'm telling you, someone is going to find a compilation of all the times that Monet has worn one heel. And then the exploding foot. The shoe is just not on because Monet's foot is so bad she can't walk in the heel on the bad foot. Do you have a bad foot or not?

[A]

I don't.

[B]

So you don't have a bad foot?

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I can't wait. To her d. I cannot wait. I'm a documentary. I'm like. I'm like Michelle. Besides, I'm investigating. I'm here to investigate on the bad foot. I'm here to investigate on what went wrong with the bad foot. Because the reason why Monet used to always come to the show in her toms. Monet could not wear her heels. She had bad feet.

[A]

I would come to Barracuda in my tongue because I would have been in drag from like 6 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

My gig was like some 6 to 10 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

You think I was going to stay in heels to midnight to see. To come stay. That is crazy. That's. That's. That's why I had Tom's when I

[B]

was in my 20s. I did it when I was in my 20s.

[A]

You're in drag with six hours in heels.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I never seen it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You are on one today, girl. You. You are on one today, Mr. Drag. I have a question, though. Who made this wig? We.

[B]

We could. We could do a sparring match if you ever. If you ever want to wrestle or something.

[A]

Well, we can have promise.

[B]

We have promised a page. You won't actually get hurt, though.

[A]

We have. We have promised a pageant. We have promised all these. We said we're going to do a Vogan competition. None of the things that happen we're not promising because it's not going to Happen. Not doing it.

[B]

Wow. Monet backing down.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Interesting. Just say you're scared. Just say you're scared.

[A]

We can move on.

[B]

This wig is a couple people. Actually. This. The base wig is Edward Scissorhands.

[A]

Oh, that's cute.

[B]

And the. And the wig on the back is actually a wig that Gloria did for me. So I have.

[A]

That's fierce.

[B]

I had. Ever since they handed me a couple of wigs, I was like, make me two wigs that are just, like, braided, and then I can just, like, put stuff. I can put, like, a fro on it. I can put, like, a fall on it. I can maybe do it up in a whatever. And he made me two, but he sent them separately. He made one, sent it, then made one and sent it. There's also a wig shortage, but it's different. This wig is actually. The braids are glued to the wig.

[A]

Edward is very crafty. Edward. Edward does some cool stuff, and you're like, this is great, and it will last forever.

[B]

And to those of you wondering, the wig shortage. There has been a shortage of wigs in the world since COVID and the wig business is still trying to catch up to the shortage of wigs from the great wig shortage of 2020.

[A]

I was like, ketchup.

[B]

Did you not hear about this?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew you just said ketchup. I was like, ketchup. Why are you talking about food? But you were saying, catch up. Got it.

[B]

It's like the car. Apparently, there's no cars. Did you know that there's very few cars out there right now?

[A]

It's because this chip, it was the same chip that they needed for PlayStation 5. That' PlayStation fives. I think it's still. I mean, it's better now, but I think it's still, like, relatively not easy to get a PS5.

[B]

So the PlayStation, the cars, and the wigs are all in the same boat. Apparently, they couldn't. The boat couldn't make it to. To shore.

[A]

Now, this is the one thing I would like to. And I'm not. I'm not doing a thing.

[B]

What?

[A]

I'm not doing. I. Doing a thing. Would you acknowledge that I put you onto Edward Scissorhands? All right.

[B]

About this. Yeah. You talk about Edwards hands.

[A]

Work. Okay.

[B]

Work. Now, do you want to acknowledge anything that I put you onto while we're on the topic?

[A]

Why do you always have to. Why does it always need to equalize?

[B]

I'm just asking. I'm just. This. This feels very tit for tat. Just would you like to acknowledge anything that I put you on to do.

[A]

Would you like to remind me of something?

[B]

Oh, drag.

[A]

You want to start with Dragon Dendra?

[B]

You want to start with your whole career, bitch. You want to start with that? We can start there if you want.

[A]

You are lord Father Jesus in heaven.

[B]

You are one of those folks. There's. There's this guy. His name was like, something pig. Like out pig or whole pig? I'm a pig. His. No, his. No. Oh, my God. No, you. No, you remind me of the. Oh, my God. You remind you of a pig.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, no, stop. That's not what I'm saying. You remind me of this guy on TikTok. His name has pig in it, but he has nothing to do with pigs. His pig is just in his name.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

He's not a pig. He's just a guy who makes funny videos. Okay? You are so childish. I'm just waiting for his name is pig something.

[A]

Bob. You have to realize where I'm coming from. Be like, you remind me of this pig. That's what I heard.

[B]

His name is something pig. I cannot remember his name.

[A]

Anyway, I remind you of a guy.

[B]

He has these videos where it's like that one friend that never wants you to have credit for anything. So it's like, so someone being like, oh, my God, I really love this wig. He goes, yeah, but actually, I told her about that. I told her about the guy who made the wig. So it was actually really me. I'm actually the one who. I'm actually one who put her onto the wig because it actually had nothing to do with her because you were wearing, like, a really bad wig before, right? Where you want, like, a really. A really hideous wig. And then I told her about ever Scissorhands. So that's why the wig is actually nice, but it actually has nothing to do with her. That's literally you. That is literally who you are.

[A]

Tag yourself.

[B]

You just did it. You literally just did it. No, you just did it right now. You compliment. You complimented me on the wig. And then you said, but I. But. But I told you about it with Scissorhands, right? I told you about it with scissors.

[A]

Disagree. The story delineates. I literally. We talked about the wig and I said, bob. I literally came as sweet as Bob. I said, bob, I want to do a thing I like. Time to be extra. Do you want to acknowledge that I put you onto Edward Scissorhands? Literally what I said. And you were like, let me think, bitch.

[B]

It fucking pained you you were like, instead of me just having, you were in pain. You were in pain.

[A]

Having to say, I put you on

[B]

to me just having a nice wig. You have to be, you have to let everyone know that you're the one who told me about the guy who made the wig. It couldn't just be me wearing a nice wig. You had to let all of our listeners know that you're the one that told me about the guy who made the wig. Can I tell you, Is that not what happened?

[A]

This is my favorite bob that you do. It's like, it's like you are.

[B]

What, bitch?

[A]

A kindergarten teacher. And you do this gesture and it cracks me up. Yeah.

[B]

What?

[A]

You do this. You're like, you're like, I told you about the wig. I just see you, like, in front of a class, like, teaching kids how to, like, do a thing. You're like, I told you. You do this gesture often. Like you're dancing. You put your hands up and you, like, told you about the wig. It's very funny to me.

[B]

Well, that's you. You had. I was just shocked that you couldn't just let it rest that I had a nice wig on. You had to tell everybody listening that Monet told me about the guy who makes the wigs.

[A]

I have complimented you so many times on hair and things all the time, bitch. I, I, I, I often give a compliment about your wig. Are you insinuating that every time I give a compliment about your hair, I let you know that I put you onto Edward Scissorhands?

[B]

What I'm saying is, in this particular scenario, instead of you just letting it be and definitely is not, this is not a one time thing, but I'm speaking on case. What has happened before, for some reason, for some reason, you specifically needed everyone to know that you told me about the guy who made this wig so that you could in some way have some credit involved in me wearing a

[A]

nice wig in my bob isms.

[B]

Is that not what, is that not what just happened? If you were here, I would be, I would be hitting you. You'd be bruised. If you were here right now, you'd be bruised up. Let's take a break. I was gonna say take a break. Let's take a break.

[A]

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[B]

I also, you know, I'm like, I'm not going to engage in your game of who put who put who on to what. I'm not going to engage with your. Because I put you onto a lot, but I don't need everyone to know all the things I put you onto.

[A]

Oh, you're not going to do it today because you've done it almost every other time on this podcast or in real life. We will. We. Bob is not telling you this. We will be among a group of friends and Bob will bring up Monet.

[B]

Monet, I told you about that.

[A]

You do that often when we're as a group of friends and, you know, you do that.

[B]

That'll be something like, like be, for example, the, the, the, the. The discord. And when they'll be like, I didn't know about that. I'm like, yes, you did. I told you about that. That's. It's a difference between when it's something like Monet gets a compliment and me being like. I told Monet about. The only reason Monet has this nice dress is actually because I introduced her to. I told her about Domino. If I didn't wear Domino Couture, she probably wouldn't have a night. She wouldn't even. Because you used to wear really ugly dresses. You remember those ugly dresses you used to wear? And then I told you about Domino. Yeah, you kikiing.

[A]

That's literally you be doing.

[B]

I was thinking about Domino, but like,

[A]

like, you were like, like Mon. You were like. Monae started wearing Domino until I started wearing Domino. Daddy said that has come out your mouth about several different things in my life. Moneta started doing this until I started doing this and you noticed.

[B]

I'm going to let you on in a little secret. The other day, Monet just randomly sent me a screen grab of myself wearing a head wrap. Unprompted and unresponded to. By the way, that's the most important part. Unprompted and unresponded to. It is a picture of me. It is always a compliment. And then her taking credit for it afterwards. It's a picture of me. You look so cute. The very next text. Do you want to thank me for my influence or you want to fight about it? No response. Monet says, this emoji. No one responds. This is on the work thread. This is me, Jacob and Monet. So Monet's asking, like, when have I ever done this bitch on Thursday at 2. O5.

[A]

Do not throw it.

[B]

Thursday at 2 o'. Clock. O5pm Pacific Time. You did it. So if you want to ask me when. Do not throw in work thread.

[A]

Like, we only use that thread for work. Now you are doing some. Some. Some sneaky under you.

[B]

Like,

[A]

this is our work thread, please.

[B]

But since you asked me about another time, I just gave you an example. I have it in text, but I can screen grab it and post it on the Patreon so all the people can see how ridiculous you are. It's a compliment. And then Monet has to take some credit for it after she gives me the compliment. That is. That is the monetary. Every single day.

[A]

I'm sure if I was in Black Mirror, had one of them things, the little things you put in your head, and you can, like, rewind time and look at moments. I'm sure I can have a fucking pinnacle, a fucking pinnipole, a panoply of instances where you've done the same. But I don't have those devices, and I honestly don't care that much to do. So, sir, we're gonna.

[B]

We're gonna. We're not gonna. We're not skipping by panoply like that. That's correct.

[A]

That's correct. That is correct.

[B]

That is correct. It is correct.

[A]

That's why I used to the word.

[B]

You are such a. Y'.

[A]

All. Y' all are listening and watching a hating ass in real time. This is what it looks like. This is what a hating ass look like.

[B]

There you go. That's what he look like.

[A]

That's the hating ass.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Shut. Yeah, shut your mouth.

[B]

I've never heard the word. I've never heard the word panoply before.

[A]

Well, you did today.

[B]

I'm very panoply. Hmm. Interesting.

[A]

Interesting, huh? Yeah, it is interesting. Real interesting.

[B]

So do you want to thank me for anything I put you on to anything or acknowledge it? I'm just asking. I'm returning to you the same energy you return to me. Do you want to. Do you want to acknowledge that I put you onto anything?

[A]

I always come to you with something. How about you come to me with something and I'll thank you if it's appropriate, do it.

[B]

Do you want. Do you want to give me credit for putting you on the podcasting?

[A]

I would give you Credit?

[B]

Were you podcasting before I recommended it?

[A]

I would give you credit for suggesting that we do some. Ravi. I didn't. I was not thinking about doing this podcast with you until you brought up the idea. So there you go.

[B]

So now you got two podcasts. You know you got two podcasts. Were you considering podcasting before I bought that? Idiot.

[A]

Oh, my God, Bob.

[B]

I'm just. I'm the same energy. I'm not doing. I'm not trying to do a thing. What's my teacher move? My teacher move? I'm just asking if you were considering podcasting before I recommended you start podcasting.

[A]

No, I was not considering it. I mean, I don't know if maybe I would have gotten there.

[B]

I want to know.

[A]

You are. You would still not answer the question I asked you. Oh, my God. What question? Why are you in drag?

[B]

Oh, I did first. First impressions today. My guest was Rakim Sakura. Uh oh. And we had a really lovely time.

[A]

I don't think I've ever met Rock.

[B]

We played Smash afterwards.

[A]

Was she good?

[B]

Rock is funny. She's decent. She. I think Jacob won the most rounds, actually. And then we played Mario Kart, which she's very good at. And then we played a little bit of Mario Party, but then the food came, and then I had. Then I came here to be berated by my co worker.

[A]

Can I tell you what you play on Switch says so much about you. Right? Like, I feel like people who play Mario Kart, they're easygoing. They just want to just have fun and race, have a good time. Like, there's no stakes. People who space Smash brothers are nasty, evil, and mean. People who face match are mean. Come on.

[B]

Wait till you meet the girls who play Fortnite. They're. Wait till me. The girls play Fortnite. They're wild. Honey. Fortnite girls are wild. Fortnite girls are all about community building. They're about community, but they're about shitting on other people in their community. It's like a bunch of them get together to on other people from within their little Fortnite community. And Fortnite girls are wild. Jacob. Jacob's a Fortnite girl.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Mateo's a Fortnite girl.

[A]

What if I never played Animal Crossing? Who?

[B]

Girls. They. Are you talking about docile? You think Mario Kart is docile? These animal crossing bitches are monks. They're vegans. They're all nuns. They. They don't like conflicts. That's those Animal crossing bitches.

[A]

I think you definitely.

[B]

While the Smash People are fighting. Animal crossing. Folks are like, guys, no, guys, please, please.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you know what? You definitely come over tonight. I need.

[B]

I wanna.

[A]

I wanna whoop your ass in some smash. I'm gonna. And you know what? We made. We. We may do a patreon live. I want to whoop on that ass and smash. I want to come and mollywop that and smash tonight. It's gonna be okay.

[B]

First of all, if you. If you. If you're really trying to talk. If you're really trying to talk. That noise. If you're really trying to make that noise and actually be about something, I can bring over the card and we can really go live.

[A]

The card.

[B]

It's like a card. And you. It's a car. What's called.

[A]

Oh, the SD card.

[B]

The Elgato Cam. Yeah, no, no, it's a SD card.

[A]

Reading to stream Oberon. Omicron.

[B]

It's called a cam. Link.

[A]

Cam Link.

[B]

Capture card.

[A]

Capture card. There we go. Omicron capture.

[B]

Not your name. COVID Variants. If they go in alphabetical order. Hold on. Greek.

[A]

Yeah, bitch, you about to say some

[B]

real ignorant ass shit.

[A]

You might be. Ignorant ass shit.

[B]

I'm not about to say anything ignorant. If they. Bob, if they go in. No, no, no, no. If they're named after the letters in the Greek Alphabet, that. Did we. Did we miss the beta and gamma variant? Epsilon is the original one. The iota variant.

[A]

I think. Yes. The variants happen really quickly, Bob.

[B]

Jacob's saying something. Wait, Jacob saying something? All of those variants have happened. They just haven't become major. Yeah, so we only know about delta. Whoa, whoa. Freeze. Jacob, when they don't. Yeah,

[A]

when you cut me off, I was literally saying they all happened. We just didn't know about them.

[B]

You are the yen. Fakest ass. The gag is that you would. That you would halt the podcast.

[A]

So listen to your white ass boyfriend.

[B]

White.

[A]

Explain to me about. About variance.

[B]

I read the biology class.

[A]

I know how variants.

[B]

Bitch, we all took a fucking biology class.

[A]

Apparently you didn't.

[B]

Everyone took a biology class and it's not about how variants work. It's about the naming of variants. Every airborne illness out there is not giving a Greek Alphabet letter to it.

[A]

Well, it's just like hurricanes. Then you have Hurricane Becky, and then the next thing you hear about is Hurricane Whitney. All the ones.

[B]

Yeah, I know that, but they're.

[A]

But you just didn't experience them.

[B]

No, but those. No, that. That. No, that makes sense. Dude. I'm just saying, like, Omicron really changed the game what happened with Pie? Just justice for Zeta, you know what I mean? Oh, my God.

[A]

You imagine we had Covid Pie. Sherry Pie is dragged on.

[B]

Oh, Covid Pie. Oh, Covid Pie. Covid Row.

[A]

Covid Pie.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay, what if.

[A]

Okay, what if a queen named herself Covid Pie and act like she was Sherry Pie's drag offspring?

[B]

I don't think she'd have a very successful career is what I think. I think that she can shut down very quickly.

[A]

So we're gonna judge Covid Pie by Sherry Pie's actions? Maybe Covid Pie didn't know if she's

[B]

pretending to be Sherry Pie's drag kid, which is what you said, then I think she knows about Sherry Pie. I'm assuming this bitch knows something. She's out here pretending to be Sherry Pie and I think that she's capitalizing off of pain and she. She won't be received.

[A]

Well.

[B]

I was thinking about this the other day. If I got canceled, would you. Would you be my friend still?

[A]

The short answer is yes. A long answer I would need. I mean, if you did something egregious like, I mean, if you did some crazy shit, I would question my friendship with you. I'm like, did I really notice, let's

[B]

say, if my cancellation was similar to someone. Pick a person who's been canceled, and then I'll say I did whatever they did. Not Sherry, though.

[A]

Not Cheri, who's been canceled.

[B]

I didn't do anything. There we go. I faked my attack. I said some white supremacists in Trump hats did it. And then I hired two actors and then act like I didn't know them. And then I got sentenced to 150 days in jail.

[A]

I would still be your friend.

[B]

Are you still my friend?

[A]

I'll still be a friend.

[B]

But what about the backlash you would get for being my friend? You would get a lot of backlash.

[A]

I would get. I would.

[B]

I mean, yes and no.

[A]

I mean, I think there are. There are some celebrities.

[B]

We get backlash for being Todrick's friends. So if I. If you were Jesse Smollett's friend, you would really be getting some backlash.

[A]

No, but, but also. But there are some friends. There are some celebrities who are still Jesse's friends. And they're saying he's troubled. He's not the person that, that they know him to be. They. They're celebr. That are still standing by him and they're not getting backlash. I mean, maybe they are. That we don't see it because it. It's always worse when you see it. When you're going through cancellation or cancellation in pro by pro by proxy, you see, feel and see it more. But there are some celebrities who are still sticking by their friend. They're like, this is my friend. Like, he's just, he's really troubled. And I'll be like, this, my crazy ass black friend, she troubled as hell.

[B]

She's not canceled. But every once in a while, whenever Bianca does something that's kind of like mean, people will be like, not Bob posting with Bianca. And I'm like, what?

[A]

Yeah, what did you get? Did you get, did people come from. That was wild to me when I was canceled from Meghan McCain, where people are like, not Bob with Monet. Did you get that?

[B]

Yeah, I get gruffed for being your friend whenever you did the Meghan McCain thing, and a little bit when you were arguing with, I mean, a very small amount because it was Patreon exclusive, so no one really heard it. But when you were making fun of a certain show that also has drag on it and you said it wasn't the real Drag Race.

[A]

Oh, got it. Yeah. Which I want to say that was, that was mean for me to say. And I was acting out of anger for the fucking zabalada bitch. So I, I, I, I do, I do apologize to the Dragon community for saying that. It was not, it was not nice. It was rude and ass. And obviously, I mean, it is real drag, rich. Real drag is whatever your drag is. But I was just trying to say things to hurt that fucking bitch's feelings. That's why, that's why, Apollo, the faces

[B]

Jacob makes over here, you don't get to see Jacob. You're just like, oh, God. And then I got, I got, I got, I get flack for being friends with Todrick sometimes, too.

[A]

Yeah, I don't, I don't get that a lot. I don't get flack for being Todrick's friend. But again, I guess I don't tell you. I mean, when it's relevant, but not

[B]

like I talk about him a lot either. I think Todrick and I are probably closer than you and Todrick are.

[A]

I don't think that's true.

[B]

Like, Todrick and I hang out. Okay, maybe you and Todrick are very close and I just don't know it. Anyway. But I do get flack for, for being Todrick's friends sometimes. And I'm kind of like, People really want me to disavow people. Like, they really want you to disavow people like, egregiously. When. When they. When. When they've done something that is considered unfavorable.

[A]

I know. It's like. It's like the onus falls on you. They're like, well, you need to do it. You need to speak up. I'm like, bitch, you speak up.

[B]

Have you ever publicly disavowed anyone?

[A]

No, I don't think that I have. No. No.

[B]

Would you like to right now? Do you have any co workers that you work with that you think are messy?

[A]

Who?

[B]

So vodka.

[A]

Oh, my God, Bob, you are. You are so messy and nasty.

[B]

Or do you like all of them? I'm just wondering if you like them all.

[A]

You are so. You're so nasty and messy.

[B]

Can you just answer the question?

[A]

You're so. I'm not just. I'm not doing this dance with you. You're so nasty and fucking messy. I can't. I can't. You are so messy. You know, I don't think that is

[B]

good for your voice either. You think I'm funny. It's probably not. I was talking to Ezra the other day because my voice. I had a really rough travel day yesterday. It was.

[A]

Oh, I heard about it.

[B]

I don't even wanna. Who?

[A]

You didn't know.

[B]

You didn't. You did not hear it.

[A]

Yes, I did, because I went because Michael Grispan and I had. I saw Michael Grisman Grinspan.

[B]

Stop talking to my agent. Don't talk to me.

[A]

This is my agent.

[B]

There are multiple agents at the company. Nigga, work with somebody else. Michael's not the only agent who works at ic. Work for somebody else.

[A]

I really like Michael Grinsman. He's great. I really like him.

[B]

Yeah, I. Same go. There's other agents at icm.

[A]

He's great.

[B]

He's with them.

[A]

Oh, my God. Well, okay. He.

[B]

He.

[A]

He. I. I. I literally just said that I knew would get you. He didn't tell me anything about to travel. Why? Why? Why was it so bad?

[B]

Well, he also doesn't know about it. He doesn't even know about my travel things. My day was wild, so I woke up in the. I. I looked at my. I like laying down at night and I was like, let me just check the time of my flight so I can, like, wake up in time so I can set my alarm. Jacob and Ezra know the last thing I do before I go to sleep. I look at my calendar and I say, hey, Google set an alarm for blank, blank, blank. And then she sets an alarm, and then that's how I start my day. Usually. So I. I set in my alarm that my flight was at 5:38 in the morning. I've never had a flight that early ever. And I was like, oh, my God. And I was like, you know what it is? What it is. My flight's at 5:38. I need my alarm set for. I need to be at the airport at 4:48. The airport's five minutes away. I set my alarm for 4:20, Bob. I said, well, I'm from 4:20. So I was like, all right. So I set my alarm for 4:20. And then I was. I was in Tulsa. Tulsa. And so I woke up in the morning at 4:20. And I was like, oh. And I was like, trying to get a car to get to the airport. There was just no cars. Yeah, girl. There were no. The. The closest car was 35 minutes away. And then I had to drive another 11 minutes or so to the airport. So I was so. I. So I was gonna miss my flight. I was like, I can't believe I missed my flight. This is so.

[A]

Okay, annoying. Why didn't you just call the front desk and ask for a cab?

[B]

I did. I called the cab company, said, we can get you a cab in one hour.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

Yeah, because it's four in the morning in Tulsa, girl. There's no cab. There's no people working on the clock at this hour. So I'm like, you know what? I've missed my. I'm gonna go online and get a ticket from United. So I go to United and I. And I buy a ticket. It's the day of, so they are very expensive. My ticket to. From Tulsa to LAX or Burbank, which one was over a thousand dollars. I was very irritated, but I was like, it's my only option because I missed my flight. So I put in my card information, I check out and go, okay, whatever. It's fine. I check out. I look down. My ticket was for a week from today. I bought my ticket for next Saturday. I was like, this is. This is. It is still not 5am, by the way. It's still not 5am I'm so sleepy. I'm like, this is so annoying. So I can't. Normally, I would call my manager and say, can you please fix this? He's really great at booking flights. And he's like, I'm happy to. And then he calls you back in three minutes and he's bought tickets for your whole family. It's very impressive. It's 4 in the morning in Tulsa. It is 2am in California. So I can't call David. I'm like, whatever. So I'm like, so I have to go on the phone to call United, try to cancel my flight, but it is so hard. Like they make it very hard to get your money back. So I could not get my money back for this fucking flight. And I was like, I'm just gonna lay down and just fucking figure this out. When I wake up in the morning, I'm so tired. I'm so sleepy. So I go back to sleep and then I wake up from. And I text David. I told David everything. I get a text from David that says, you missed your flight. And I said, yeah, I missed my flight, so I just gotta get out of here. And plus, I have the other thing. And then David goes, I said. I said, yeah, I missed my flight. My flight was at 4:30. I was just crying. I never had a flight at 4:30 in the morning. I mean, at 5:30 in the morning. And David said, you think your flight was at 5:30 in the morning, David? I said, what, David? He goes, your flight's for 5:30 in the. In the evening. I was like, oh, my God. Oh my God. So I went through all that for nothing. All of that for nothing. Well, Bob, oh. So you know, I get.

[A]

You are in the morning. Why would you even try to process all of this?

[B]

Bitch, My travel day's not over. So I get to the airport. There's a lady at the airport who is freaking out. We're on the same flight, by the way. I'm there with plenty of time. She's like asking people, can we cut them in line? There's only three of us.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Three parties. There's the lady who got here first, and then there's me and the other lady who are both going to Burbank. We're not missing our flight. We are on time. We are not late. The lady's panicking. Can I please get in front of you, please? And the lady's like, well, sure. She gets over there. And the lady's kind of like, yeah, lady, you made it. Like you're here. You don't. She didn't cut me. I was behind her. The lady at the counter was like, you're here. Like you have nothing to. You're here, ma'. Am. You made the line. So the lady gets on and then we go really quick. Would you have.

[A]

Would you have let her cut you?

[B]

No. The answer is no. No. The answer is no. I already know your question. The answer is no. I told you my story. The lady at the airport in Atlanta who was cutting everyone. And then she got to me talking about some. Can I cut you? No. And you can't cut the people in front of me. I have a flight. Me too, bitch. You think I'm here because I love the Applebee's at Hartsville Jackson International Airport.

[A]

That's where they get Applebee's.

[B]

So we get to the gate, everyone's lining up, and the lady's like, I'm sorry, you all need to have a seat. I cannot load you into the plane right now. There is a technical difficulty, so can everyone please sit back down? We need to figure out this technical difficulty. So we all go out, try to fix. We all go to sit down. It takes them, like, 45 minutes to fix the technical difficulty. And then we finally get on the plane. I have now missed my connecting flight, so my connecting flight in Salt Lake City. I've missed it.

[A]

It.

[B]

And it is the last flight out of Salt Lake City to Burbank. I've been in turmoil since 4 in the morning, by the way, which is 2 in the morning for LA. While I'm flying to LA. So I'm just like, oh, my gosh. I go to the counter, I'm like, ma', am, I need to find out what to do. She go, you got to get a hotel. I said, I have to get my own hotel. And she goes, no, no, no, no, no. We'll get you a voucher. Oh. Or you can go to LAX instead. And I said, all right, I'll go to lax. Thank you. So I end up getting on the flight to lax, which is just much later. So my travel journey started at 2 in the morning, la, and I landed at midnight. That was my entire day. So when I showed up, Ezra was like, you sound kind of. Your voice sounds kind of crunchy. And I said, yeah, I know. And then he was like, I wonder if you're. If you've hurt your vocal cords. And I said, probably. And he was like, you should probably go back and see your doctor. And I was like, honestly, I think I've already fucked the vocal cords up. It's a wrap on them. I'm just gonna accept this is my fate now. Should I go back? Yes, 100%. Am I going to. I'm afraid.

[A]

Well, there's certain things you change. You should not be doing that high. That. Like, that fucking train whistle thing. You do the. I can't even do that because that cannot be good for you. That means if you're letting that much air Pass through the folds. That means they're not touching each other and they're causing friction. So you to just need. Not that you don't do that.

[B]

It's how I laugh.

[A]

Well, you need to change it, bitch.

[B]

Not change myself. Yes, change yourself.

[A]

Oh, my God. I honestly, I wish I could just been a fly on the wall.

[B]

Change yourself.

[A]

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. When you. When you woke up in the morning, you thought you missed your flight. It probably was so good, cuz. Y' all know. Yeah, I told y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

This nigga wake in the morning and he's acting like he's like, Bob becomes like a 90 year old. A 90 year old man that's incomp. That can't hold a phone, can't open his eyes. This nigga's bumping into shit. It is funny, Monet.

[B]

We literally have footage of you in the morning going, yeah.

[A]

Oh, that's cause I was up all night doing a thing. Okay, but here's the thing. When I was up too, we were all up.

[B]

I always take.

[A]

I always take the earliest fight out every day by myself with Patty. But also, I'm someone I can operate

[B]

on like it's a standard weird.

[A]

I can always. I. I can operate on 20 minutes of sleep and be like, just like this. You are not that girl. And that's fine.

[B]

Why you mad? That's not. When we have. We have footage of that not being true. I beat. I think I beat you at the game we played.

[A]

No, not true. These. Look at these alternative facts. You did not beat me in the game.

[B]

Did Monet beat me? Jake can find out. But also there's footage of you. There's footage you sitting down being like, yeah, I'm definitely mumbling through, going, like, I don't have anything to do. I don't have anything to do. Well, I thought you were like this. I thought you, yeah, you woke up and went to work. There was something to do. We were at work. We knew you had nothing to do.

[A]

Yeah, but it was. It was not like I. I have to like catch a flight and like have. Be aware of my faculties.

[B]

I thought you wake up and start just. You be percolating like coffee, you Thorgy Thor. You percolating like coffee. You were sitting at times.

[A]

I did not have any pertinent to do. It was. It was. You know, cuz Jessica, this podcast.

[B]

So this is this job not pertinent

[A]

to you, but say this podcast is. It is work. What does it feel like work? Because we're having fun. You know

[B]

any. I think I proved that I'm not this, like, completely discombobulated morning figure that you're not. That you wake up in the morning.

[A]

You are missing flights.

[B]

I made. That's. That. That is a mistake I can make in the middle of the day after five cups of coffee and work and exercise. That is a mistake I can make fake at any time. Anyway, that was. That was my day. Yesterday was. It was wild. So when I got. When. By the time I got to la, I was just wrecked. Truly wrecked.

[A]

Wait, so you got back last night? I thought you got like.

[B]

Oh, and also, here's what I want to say too. Thank you for bringing this up. You have painted this image of me, like, in, like, being happy when you're sad. You actively say out loud that you, like, want to be around when I'm having anguish. I would have loved to have seen you. I would love to have seen you accidentally spend $1,000 that you can't get back and miss your flight. You literally enjoy my pain.

[A]

Okay? The difference is I have never said I have not been that girl.

[B]

I've always been that girl.

[A]

It makes me laugh when you are.

[B]

But then you try. But the funny thing is you try to make it seem like it's me. That is the thing that Monet does. You do this thing and then you act like I'm the one. Mon is like, I wish I could have seen you crying, missing your flight, completely confused, exhausted after over. After almost 24 hours of traveling and confusion. I wish I could have seen you struggling at the end of the day. I wish I could have seen that. And then you turn around and stuff like Bob was laughing when I was crying. Tears of sadness. But I've always been that girl. Fake ass bitch.

[A]

I've always been that girl.

[B]

But you try to. But you try to make it seem like it's me. That's the. That's. That's. That's where the. The ch.

[A]

Ch.

[B]

Comes in.

[A]

Honey, let me tell you something about ch. Ch. Okay, bitch. That's the ch. Ch.

[B]

And.

[A]

And that's on Ch. Ch.

[B]

We know you. You do drugs. You have a. You have an addiction.

[A]

This is actually not minus his patties. He left it here in my home.

[B]

So Patty has an addiction. Wow. Patty for his addiction. So you think Patty has an addiction? What is he addicted to? What is it? Weed?

[A]

Crack? Is addicted to love. Patty's addicted to friendship. Patty's addicted to la. He loves la. Now,

[B]

that's what the lighter's for.

[A]

Yeah, cuz like he like lights to light it up.

[B]

Light what up? Monet?

[A]

The scene.

[B]

What's Patty lighting up?

[A]

You know Patty likes to cut a rough.

[B]

You were just saying platitudes and colloquialisms. Cut a rug, light it up. Get it lit. Go wild. Live the dream, girl.

[A]

The thing I really love doing is giving away away my stuff to local girls. I gave a whole bunch of shoes to Selena STDs.

[B]

She can fit your shoes?

[A]

Yeah, she's a. She wears a woman. Yikes. Have you seen Selena Cities perform?

[B]

No, she.

[A]

Bob, I think we talked about this. We need to go to one of her shows together. She's so good. It's very New York City drag. It's very New York City drag.

[B]

When is her show?

[A]

She doesn't want to. Are you here this Friday? I'm here this Friday. Are you here this Friday? No, it's Saturday. Sorry.

[B]

Saturday. You tell me how Trix Inc. I see. You tell me how Trix Inc. Well, I have a flight. I have a flight booked from Tulsa to LA next Saturday.

[A]

So we'll see. Next. She has a. So next Saturday at 8:00pm we should go. It's really good.

[B]

You know, what if.

[A]

Okay, here's the deal. If you're in town, I might ask her if I can have a guest spot and I'll actually perform.

[B]

I wanna. I wanna have fun though.

[A]

She was such a nasty.

[B]

I want to enjoy myself. Let's have some. Let's get. Let's get goodoy on.

[A]

I have not done. I realized.

[B]

All right, we gotta go.

[A]

I'm not. I'm like, who you. You don't. You don't run the podcast.

[B]

Keep talking. Go ahead. Why don't I talk to myself? Let me tell you something.

[A]

I can talk to this lighter. Anyway. How is. How you doing? You are so pink now. Well, mine is black.

[B]

Tell your story.

[A]

You are so rude.

[B]

I'm kidding. Tell your story.

[A]

I don't remember what it was actually. I don't remember what I was going to say.

[B]

And you still. You say you stop smoking weed. We'll believe it when we see it. Are you in the Discord yet? Yet?

[A]

No. I need to get on Discord, right?

[B]

Day three of me.

[A]

Ask Discord also seems like it's very like, young. Like, I don't. I feel like, do you ever.

[B]

You ever.

[A]

Do you ever had that feeling? You're like, am I getting too old for social media? Like, am I. Am I my uncles and like. Like, when I am I am I my uncles and Aunts when I was like 20, 21, like, looking at these older people, like, these fucking old people need. Do not need to be on these social media things. You know what I mean? Did you ever feel like that when you were younger?

[B]

We should. So not the short. The short answer is no, I don't feel that way.

[A]

No. Not about discomfort as a younger kid. Did you ever think that about older people? Like, no.

[B]

Like, kind of like you.

[A]

You say this sometimes.

[B]

Oh, I think that my mother is very funny on Instagram because she doesn't know how to use it, but she posts pictures and the top of her head is cut off. Or are we those people? The picture's up, the picture's upside down or sideways and I'm like, how do you not know how to use. My father's pictures are all really blurry. My father has 12 Facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password or something.

[A]

I don't know why are we those people? Are we those people? To young. To young. To young people, bitch.

[B]

Don't. Don't we us, bitch. I know how to use this chord. I'm in the popping. I'm in there.

[A]

You bitch. You also. You talking about bitch, you be posting insta stories. Half of the word be cut out. You were like, yeah, tomorrow I'm going to be in cut off bar. I'm like, where? Hillsboro, Starborough. You. That's you, nigga. That's you now on Instagram. Jacob knows the tea.

[B]

So just you all know the Discord. Our Discord is a Patreon exclusive. It is a Discord that you can only join if you are a member of the sibling rivalry patreon. We have almost 3,000discord members of 2700 discord members. It is actually really, really fun over there. It is a cut up a kiki. So if you want to join the Silver sibling rivalry Discord, then please feel free to go to siblingraverypodcast.com support join the Patreon. Then you can join the Discord.

[A]

Do you know that meth burns clear?

[B]

All right, that's our episode. Thank you so much, everyone.

[A]

It does.

[B]

Bye.