The One With Our Hot Takes

Summary

Sibling Rivalry Podcast: The One With Our Hot Takes

Hosts: Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
Date: June 1, 2022

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OVERVIEW

In this lively, laugh-filled episode, Bob The Drag Queen and Monét X Change dive into a series of their “Hot Takes” on everything from Chinese food orders to Disney adults, seafood, phones, and beauty vs. brains. The duo’s signature banter, sharp wit, and candid dialogue create a hilarious and revealing tour through personal tastes, unpopular opinions, and irreverent shade, all delivered in their unique chemistry and comedic style.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & TIMESTAMPS

1. Catching Up: LA Weather & Favorite Chinese Restaurant Closures

[04:40 – 07:34]

• Monét laments her favorite Chinese restaurant shutting down unexpectedly in LA, with Bob sheepishly admitting he saw it closed but didn’t warn her.
• Both reminisce about their favorite Chinese spots in New York, agreeing that “when you find the one, you stick with it.”
• Monét’s Hot Take: Chinese food orders are “very telling about people.”
  • Memorable Quote: “People that order beef and broccoli, like, that's a very specific type of person.” – Monét [10:02]

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2. Chinese Takeout Orders and What They Say About You

[07:34 – 13:59]

• Bob prefers General Tso’s chicken, crab rangoon, and BBQ pork dumplings; Monét is about sesame chicken, fried hard, with crunchy wontons.
• Light-hearted debate over who really listens to the other’s responses.
• Bob’s Reflection: “I be getting the same thing everywhere every time.” [12:24]
• Takeout habits become a metaphor for personality: Bob is loyal to favorites; Monét expects more adventurous palates.
• Sweet/bitter tangent about mayonnaise and ketchup on breakfast sandwiches.

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3. Pizza Habits and Childhood Diet Confessions

[13:39 – 18:54]

• Both detail their go-to Domino’s orders and recount excessive pizza habits in high school.
• Monét shares a wild high school memory: “We would get a large, a whole large [Papa John’s] pie for $2.99… three or four times a week.” [14:26]
• Debate on what age is truly a “young adult.”
• Classic Bob vs. Monét bickering over definitions (“What is Bucky’s definition.com?” – Bob [19:05])

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4. Hot Takes: Most Overrated Pop Diva

[19:29 – 24:35]

• The hosts hesitate to drag pop legends.
• Monét sheepishly confesses she never got into Janet Jackson:
  • “She’s everything. I love her… I’m just not a huge Janet Jackson fan.” [21:54]
• Both agree on loving certain Janet moments (like “All For You” and “Scream”).
• Kylie Minogue comes up as someone Bob just “never seeks out.”

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5. Drag Race Debate: Best & Worst Seasons

[24:35 – 27:34]

• Bob’s unfiltered answer: “Roberta RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 1. This is not up for debate. This is not up for discussion. All Stars 1 is the worst season of Drag Race ever.” [24:36]
• Both agree All Stars 1 was a misfire (“the partners/duo format was the worst idea…”) and rave about how All Stars 2 “had everything—drama, embezzlement, bribery.”
• Monét’s favorite: Season 5—great challenges, drama, and iconic looks.

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6. Battle of the Phones: Android vs. iPhone

[27:53 – 36:28]

• Hosts riff on the classic tech debate and debunk “Android” as a phone brand.
• Bob claims only iPhone users shame others, while Monét insists Galaxy/Samsung folks “won’t shut up about their cameras.”
• Hilarity peaks when Bob tries (unsuccessfully) to call someone who’s shamed him for having a Samsung.
  • Memorable Exchange:
    • “You and your sneaky ex-boyfriend… capable of fabricating and stretching the tooth, the tooth and the truth.” – Monét [34:36]
• Both admit to deeply petty competition over phone features and alleged “proof” of trickery.

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7. Fruits vs. Vegetables

[36:42 – 38:40]

• Quick but classic disagreement:
  • Bob: “The answer is fruit.”
  • Monét: “I'm really into my broccoli and my cauliflower rice these days, so I'm gonna say vegetables.”
• Quips about Monét’s long-standing “affair” with apples: “I'm afraid that one day you might leave Andy for an apple, bitch.” – Bob [37:28]

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8. Can You Be Smart AND Hot?

[39:39 – 44:13]

• Both agree beauty and brains can coexist, but “conventionally attractive people have an easier time in life.”
• They riff on the “deal with the devil” of trading personality for beauty or talent, using Michael B. Jordan as the fantasy example.
  • “You can look exactly like Michael B. Jordan, but you won't be funny. You won't be talented... Are you taking the deal?” – Bob [42:11]
  • Monét: “No, I wouldn't take it... Actually, yes, give it to me!” [44:13]

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9. Disney Adults—A Hot Take

[47:45 – 51:00]

• Both admit to not being “Disney gays” and find Disney superfans (“adults who go three, four times a week”) a bit “wild.”
• Bob: “I do not think Disney is overrated. I think Disney is legitimately one of the most impactful entertainment brands ever. I just think Disney adults are very strange people.” [47:54]
• Monét’s Disneyland trip only impressed with The Incredicoaster; otherwise, unimpressed by the food and rides.
• Bob’s favorite Disney movie? “The Lion King.”

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10. Favorite Movie Genres

[51:00 – 52:18]

• Bob is all about biopics (“honestly, anyone's life could be a movie”).
• Monét loves a good horror or thriller—watching them alone, at home, scared.

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11. Seafood & Food Preferences

[54:53 – 58:18]

• Bob detests shellfish (“I don't like shrimp. I don't like lobster. I don't like crab… any fish that comes with a shell.” [55:06])
• Monét can only stomach shrimp, both agree shellfish is rubbery and overrated.
• Regional debate: Bob shouts out deep-fried catfish as peak seafood; Monét defends whiting as a St. Lucian staple.

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12. Going Out vs. Staying In

[59:22 – 62:56]

• Both admit their social habits have changed with age.
• Bob: Once a club fiend, now prefers “going to friends’ houses, plays, or shows” over clubs:
  • “Something has changed within me and I no longer want to just be up in the clubs...” [59:46]
• Monét loves “being at home, just video games and TV for days.”
• Both are notorious for the “Irish exit”—sneakily leaving parties without a fuss.
  • “Let this bitch leave. Stop trying to hold people by the hand. Let bitches go home.” – Bob [62:33]

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MEMORABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS

• “You pay the fuck attention!” – Monét [01:20], classic episode start.
• “Ever since you got cast… you’ve been really mean to me.” – Bob, feigning injury. [01:22]
• “There is hours of documented proof of you… not listening to me.” – Monét [08:53], ribbing Bob.
• “General Tso’s chicken and dumplings are mad basic, yo.” – Monét [10:49], shading Bob’s taste.
• “I never accept a status quo. If I am one thing, it is complacent. I am legendarily complacent.” – Bob, ironically [11:04].
• “Release the unedited footage! Monet has silenced twink voices.” – Bob, accusing Monét of vlog editing [16:20].
• “Call them right now! Give me three seconds…” – Bob, challenged to provide live evidence of Samsung-shaming [33:49].
• “You and your sneaky… ex-boyfriend… capable of fabricating and stretching the tooth, the tooth and the truth...” – Monét [34:36]
• “Let this bitch leave. Stop trying to hold people by the hand. Let bitches go home.” – Bob [62:33]

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EPISODE NOTES

• The duo’s “hot takes” are more playful than polarizing, revealing personal quirks, deep friendship, and the comedy found in everyday opinions.
• Classic Sibling Rivalry hallmarks: playful shade, circular debates (phones, food, and what makes a “young adult”), and open calls for listener participation (e.g., “Comment your Chinese food order!”).
• Intimate details sneak in—childhood diets, personal relationships with food, awkwardness about aging in nightlife, and which pop icons just don’t click.

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CONCLUSION

This episode is a quintessential Sibling Rivalry rollercoaster—a no-topic-is-off-limits free-for-all of queer cultural commentary, drag shade, and personal anecdotes. Bob and Monét make every mundane opinion into a moment, all while inviting fans into their endlessly entertaining (not sibling) dynamic.

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Transcript

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Namaste.

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My name is Bob the Drag Queen,

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and I'm Monet X Change. And this is simply rivalry.

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On this week's episode, Monet's favorite Chinese restaurant closes.

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We give our hot takes, and we

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find out what made Monet say this.

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Like, people that order beef and broccoli, like, that's a very specific type of person. And we find out what made Bob say this.

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But something has changed within me, and I no longer want to just be up in the club. Jake, go. Hit play. Are we all recording?

[B]

He all recording. You. You pay the fuck attention.

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How about that, Monet? I just feel like this is. Ever since. Ever since you were cast on R7, you've been really. You've been really mean to me.

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Let me say I got cast and redacted. Do you want to address those?

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Do you want to address these allegations?

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Do you want to address my feelings

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or act like they don't. They don't matter.

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I would have liked to address my jizz to your forehead.

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Well, according to you, I know how you say you like that chunky shit, so I'm good.

[B]

I mean, I don't have chunky shit. I like chunky shit from other people.

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I posted a. I retweeted a picture of you, and it said I really never noticed how much Monet looks like Mike Tyson. This is. This is crazy.

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I don't. I don't think. I think when I. When. I mean, I did things to my makeup to make me look more like Mike Tyson. I don't think in my everyday, I look like Mike Tyson.

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I mean, I didn't think so either until I saw you look like Mike Tyson. RuPaul's Drag Race.

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I put, like, lipstick. I put dark lipstick on my lips. I put foundation on my lips. I contoured here. He also has a little. I also contoured here on my head. Places to make my head look more like his, too.

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The point is, you like Mike Tyson. Okay, can we move on? That's not the point of the story. So I tweeted that, I put it in my Instagram story, and then your little boyfriend text me back being like hot. And I was like, what in the fuck me in the ass roleplay are these two niggas doing? I don't know what y' all doing in the room, but he texted me

[B]

or he replied to your insta. He replied to your ignite.

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My story tells him hot. And I was like, I don't know what kind of role play y' all doing. Are you whooping Andy's ass up in there?

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I mean, we're trying to catch up to you and Jacob. We want to give a little. That's what. That's what. That's what we trying to do.

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I give Jacob a full on uppercut to the chin.

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No, I'm talking about when Jacob be smacking your booty. That's what I'm talking about.

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Jacob, can you show us this message? But one time in bed with us, and that was really funny. Jacob. Spanking one guy one time really, really got me together. All right. It's literally just a. I mean, I can show it to you.

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Yeah, because Jacob, Jacob, about to expose you for the lie you are.

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It's

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Jake. I know we all have doubts, Jacob. No, you be on here fabricating. So Jacob wants ocular proof.

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Well, we all know that's not true, but I just sent it to the group chat and there's a clip of me saying, how did I ever not realize how much money looks like Jacob Riz. And then he said, so hot. There's an emoji here that I feel like you left. That does not. I responded with that emoji. That's not his emoji. That's my emoji. That's my response to what he said. So how does that change the context, Jacob? How's that change the context? Yeah, yeah, you quiet. Ain't no back talk.

[B]

Um, the weather in LA is this. The weather in LA is finally. It's been a very great. Well, I. I've literally been gone for three weeks, but I've been in LA for a day and a half and it's been very overcast. The sun, like just came out to play like five minutes ago. And that's not what I signed up for. When I moved to LA, I wanted sunshine and clear skies and rainbows 24 7. And that's not what I'm getting.

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Well, you know, clearly she can't provide that all the time. I mean, a couple of maybe like a few months ago, it was like this massive rainstorm in la. It was crazy like this. The streets were like flooded. It was not, I mean, a little disease, but it was very, it was very heavy rain, especially for la. And I was like, this does not seem like the fantasy. Oh, at all. But then think to yourself, you could. Bitch, you could be in New York right now looking crazy as hell.

[B]

Can I just tell you, I am so. I'm not even being extra. I am so upset. One of my favorite restaurant Chinese restaurants here in la, they closed down. I went. I was going to get my weekly fixins. My favorite restaurant, I went up and the whole thing is. And I've been in a week before, between Thursday and Thursday, between Sunday and Sunday. Three weeks ago. So maybe it's in the course of somewhere in three weeks, the whole place shut down. The whole building is empty. They have a sign on the door saying, like, we'll be back soon at a new location, but we can't be here anymore. And I'm so obsessed. My favorite restaurant.

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A sign on the window says, sorry. It says, sorry, Kevin.

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Bro, it's the best.

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I drove by the other day. I know I drove by then I was like, I was like, oh. I remember thinking to myself, oh, my God, the restaurant's gone. And I remember thinking myself, I should tell Monet that restaurant is gone now. I remember thinking that. But I never told you.

[B]

I was so mad. It's so mad. It is like some of the best Chinese food. Not even in la, honestly. In New York City too. And I've had Chinese food at pretty much. Well, there's no way any. I don't think there's anyone in New York that has had Chinese food at like. Cause like, when in New York City, when you find the one Chinese restaurant that you like, you just go there. Like, even when I moved from the Bronx, I was still ordering from my Chinese restaurant in the Bronx. I love their Chinese food so much. And New York has like.

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Whenever I moved from the Upper west side to Washington Heights, I just switched to the Washington highest place because they used to be like a really. I, I, yeah, I just switched to the Washington Heights place. I also one of those folks who, when I lived in the Upper west side, I never even saw my. I never even saw. I don't even know where my Chinese restaurant was because I ordered on. I would order by calling it and then they would deliver it. This is before Uber, before UberEats, when you had to actually call and talk to someone and they would deliver you food and. But, but yeah, I But the one in. I used to go to the one in the Heights, which was not good, so I just kind of stopped you.

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Yeah, The Heights is 100.

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It was bad. I just saw the own Chinese food.

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What's your. What's your go to Chinese? Like, when you would go. What's your go to Chinese food store order.

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I like General TSO chicken. I like crab Rangoon, and I like barbecue pork dumplings.

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Work. Mine was. I would get the fried wontons, but I had to get. If y' all know there are different types of fried wontons, right? There's ones with, like, that really thin. Thin. What you call it Crust. I don't know what you call it. Like, the really thin pastry. I like the one with, like, the really crunchy pastry. A thin and crunchy. That's what I like for mine. And I had to get a sweet and sour dipping sauce. And then I would get sesame chicken fried extra hard with white rice. And then I would get a side of steamed broccoli as well. And bitch, I would bust all that down. And then when I used to live in Brooklyn, I used to get what.

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Wait a minute. I have to go to. You are associated. You used to that thing where you asked me a question. You did not listen to my. You didn't listen to my answer at all.

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You were just waiting to work. What you said.

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No, this is what you did. This is what you did. I'm gonna do it to you. Monet. What's your favorite color?

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Red.

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Work. My favorite color is blue. Brown. Orange. I like this version of brown that is like a version of red. And I was like, this did not.

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Bob, you have some nerves.

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There is.

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There is hours of documented proof of you. Literally. First, if I did the Bob the Drag Queen method, I would ask you the question before I even answer my question. Let me show you how you do. Go ahead, Bob. What's your favorite color? Because you know what my favorite color is? Green, bitch. Let me tell you the color green. Mary. I love the color green. That's you. I don't even get to say my answer. That's how you roll. That's how you play.

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Well, I believe in answering questions before you ask them, but also I tell you, there's that famous clip of. There's that famous clip of me telling you that I was, like, trying to buy a lung for my mom on the Internet, and. And then you said, do you like my manicure? That's literally what you do. I'll say something to you. I'll Be like, yeah, I went to the dark wares of the dark web, tried to get my mom a lung, and you said, work. Do you like my nails? And I was like, this bitch. Do not be listening to me up front.

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This bitch.

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You are wild.

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Anyways, if anyone out there please, can y' all please comment below your Chinese food orders. For some reason, I do find people's Chinese food orders very interesting. I think they're very telling about what to like. People that order beef and broccoli, like, that's a very specific type of person. The thing is, they'll be ordering chicken and broccoli. Like, I know you can get your chicken broccoli with white rice, or you're getting it with fried rice. Because when I get my journal sauce, chicken stuff, I don't like to get it with fried rice. I like to get it with white rice. If I'm gonna get fried rice, I get it by itself. I get the house special fried rice, and I get, like, all this, all the fixings in it. Like, I think that's. That's a whole meal by itself. You don't need to have it with, like, general style chicken or chicken and broccoli. Like, I think that's too much.

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What does my order say about me?

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It shows that you are comfortable with the status quo, that you're not too adventurous, and that you okay with things as they are. Because what I noticed that you got the genocide chicken, but you didn't get it. You didn't get it fried hard. You didn't go ahead.

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I didn't say anything.

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Oh, it's not yours to say. Yeah, you didn't get a fried hard day with no specialties. You were just like, yeah, genocide chicken and dumplings. Dumplings are mad basic, yo. You have to get, like, wontons. Show that you, like, really know the menu. Like, you really know what's out there.

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I think that's a really bad analysis of me. I think, if anything, I am known to challenge the status quo. Well, I'm saying by your every order. I know what I'm saying. I think your analysis is off because I don't think that sums me up at all. I am always bucking against the system. I never accept a status quo. I. I rarely accept anything. You know, if I am one thing, it is complacent. I am legendarily complacent.

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I'm not talking about your food. I'm not talking about your whole person. I talk about food. When it comes to food, you don't like to get crazy. You like to get wild. You're just like, yeah, I'll get a general style chicken.

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I thought you were saying. I thought you were saying it said something about you on a larger scale. I thought that's what you were saying.

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No, about what type of eater you are, what type of food person you are.

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Oh, no, I. I know. Well, yeah, I guess. Yes, someone's food order does say what kind of food they order. Yes. I do not. I don't feel the need to explore with food. No, I am not an adventurous food person. I don't eat wild stuff. I'm not into trying new stuff. I don't. I don't usually have fun with eating. In fact, I order, like, given the opportunity. I order pretty much the same thing from every restaurant pretty much every time I go. Sometimes I will have like three things that I rotate. But usually, I mean, my bodega, when I went in, bitch, I called Pizza Hut back. I mean, Domino's back when I lived there. And they literally said, do you just want the same thing you always get? Like, I would go into the bodega, they'd be like, sausage, egg and cheese on a croissant, cheddar cheese. All right, come pay for it. Like, I. I am when it comes to food. I be getting the same thing everywhere every time.

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People that get fucking ketchup on their bacon, egg and cheese, or the Swiss chuck and cheese drives me wild. Ketchup does not belong on a motherfucking bacon, egg and cheese, or sausage and cheese sandwiches. Like, no, nigga. Like, no. Do not get, like, ketchup ruins the thing. You have to get it without that. I think that's so gross.

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Well, I mean, to each their own. But I do think that. I do think that if you. If you're in a place where they put it on there without asking, that's weird. And I think that if any place puts on mayonnaise onto your breakfast sandwich without that is very. That is very. Other day, I ordered a sandwich and I got a fucking mayonnaise on my. My fucking sausage. Sausage, whatever. I had a sausage, cheese on croissant and it came with mayonnaise. And I was like, what? I couldn't even eat it. Couldn't even eat it. It's very strange. And I was very upset about it too.

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Yeah, my Domino's order is pretty. Is pretty much the same too. I like, I get a. I get a thin. I love the Domino's thin crust. I get meat lovers. Well, I don't say meatlovers because I want to get that deal, that two topping deal. So I get bacon and pepperoni on a thin crust on a medium thin crust pizza. That's my Domino's order, love.

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Oh, but you don't like it with a sausage on it or you just sacrifice it to save them bucks?

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Yeah, because if you get sausage, bitch, okay, the medium to topping pizza is 5.99. And bitch, you get sausage on it, it becomes 12.99. Absolutely not.

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Wait, wait, wait. What's the price job?

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12.99. From 5.99 to 12.99 to $6. Literally double the price if you get a. If you get a third topping.

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Oh, my God. That's a lot of money for one topping.

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I know, I know. And back when I used to. When I was in high school at PPAS on 48th street and 8th Avenue. Cause they let us go out for lunch. And the Papa John's had like a deal with our school. This is why, bitch, in high school, I packed on the pounds, bitch. This is why I became Roly Polyoli. The fucking Papa John's. They had to deal with our school. And we would get a large. A fucking large. Y' all know Papa John's sells like those, like, cheese stick pizzas. They would give us a large one, a whole large pie for 2.99. Bitch, when I tell you I would get it like three or four times. I would get it like three or four times a week for school. That was a mess.

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Well, I mean, you know, people have their eating habits, and if you eat that many pieces a week, then I

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don't, you know, that is a problem for. That was not healthy for me. Let's take a break and I'll tell you about my fucking high cholesterol that I had in the ninth grade. I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything.

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Every day I'm thinking about some other

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new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use.

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It's like, I can't stop.

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I'm addicted.

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Start your free [e-mail]. and we're back. Monet, tell us about your cholesterol.

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We didn't take a break.

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Yeah, I said we're back. But you want to take a real break? You got somewhere to be?

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We normally take five bob's being weird, bitch.

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So, y', all, we do not take breaks. We literally say, and we're back.

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Bob is putting on. Bob is putting on. Normally, when we take a break, we take a five, but Bob is putting on for y'. All. Um, so you are.

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You are such a monster. You are. Stop. Y', all. Monet is an absolute monster. I'm saying right now, join our Patreon, because Monet can't even not expose her fucking self. Monet did a vlog. Yeah, I'm watching your little vlogs. And then Monet is trying to convince the world that she does not drool more than most people. So she's interviewing Patty about this, and Patty's behind her. And the way Monet has. The way Monet has cut out every time Patty incriminate bitch. Monet released the unedited footage we wanted. There are these jumps where Patti starts to talk about Monet's drooling. And Monet has silenced twink voices. Yes. Monet has silenced twink voices. Yes, it is, y'. All. It is. Patti's like, well, I've been. And then next thing you know, Patti just combing a wig with a black eye. With a bruised up eye. Release the unedited footage. I know you still got it. We know you still got it.

[B]

Anyways, like I was saying, I was having, like four large pizzas a week from school, and I was wondering why I was like, packing on pounds of high school. And now I don't think I really had high cholesterol, but if I did, wouldn't surprise me. That is too many pizzas to be having for a young adult child in high school. Like in ninth grade. How old are you?

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Wait, what's an adult? What's an adult child? What's an adult child?

[B]

To be a young adult. Because honestly, that is. Honestly, that is a perfect description for that age. Weren't you, like, 13? You're a young adult child. Like, you are technically a young adult because you're in your preteens, but you're a child. I think, for me, anyway, I'm sitting for myself.

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I don't think. I don't think. I don't think you're an adult in any shape, form, or fashion. You are a.

[B]

But they call that a young adult. Categorically, they call that a young adult.

[A]

I call a young adult an 18 or a 19 year old. Those are young adults. A 13 year old is not a young adult.

[B]

Are they?

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You're a kid.

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Let me see.

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I mean, there's probably no official definition for it.

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Maybe it is. I don't know. I personally don't.

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Yeah.

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18 to 22. The person in their teens.

[A]

13 is preteen or early twenties. Yeah. So, yeah, I would say whenever. Think of 18 year old or a 19 year old or a 20 year old. Those are young adults. But a 12 year old is not a young adult. That is a kid.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, online it says people say either between 12 to 18 or. Because when you're 18, you're an adult. An adult. You can. You can. When you're 18, that's an adult. So, I mean, who knows Anyway, but you're a young.

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I'm saying you're a young adult. If you're 18, you're an adult. But you're the young version of it. So you're a young adult.

[B]

Well, online is on here it's saying young. A young adult is 12 to 18 and then adult is 18.

[A]

What is that source. What is Bucky. Bucky's definition.com?

[B]

wikipedia.

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As you always say, anyone can put anything in Wikipedia.

[B]

Okay.

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I was waiting for that ass.

[B]

Because the other day you, You. You use Wikipedia about your little argument. You're like Monet.

[A]

It's actually not that easy.

[B]

Anyway, shall we get into the topic?

[A]

Yeah. Because what you just said was a real bad take. That was a horrible take. So let's talk about our takes, honey.

[B]

So this episode, y', all, we're doing the one about our hot take. So we're gonna, like, pose different questions and Bob and I are gonna give our takes about them. I think this would be very interesting because we. A lot of these. We're going to differ on a lot of these. We're very different people. It's almost like we're not the same person.

[A]

Almost.

[B]

So, okay, I'm going to start us off. Who is the most overrated female?

[A]

Target. I went. I went to Target real quick. I went to Target of the day to buy my shirt. They didn't have my shirt at Target. I don't know if they were sold out or if they were just not carrying it. But they weren't, man.

[B]

They weren't.

[A]

But I got. But I did get a Rick and Morty.

[B]

Anyway, who is the most overrated pop diva?

[A]

I mean, I don't know how to define that. I mean, overrated.

[B]

We cannot get into a diva. We cannot get into a diva conversation again. We cannot. Jacob, why you put this question on here?

[A]

First of all, we can do whatever. Well, let's come. You want to come back to it? I mean, I think that in terms of. There are divas that I don't necessarily get, but I don't think they're necessarily overrated. Like, I don't like.

[B]

For example,

[A]

for. I don't like. I don't listen to Kylie Minogue's music, but I don't think she's overrated. I think that she works really hard. People like her music. She's got some. I mean, absolute bangers, undeniable bangers that no one is a banker. But I just. But I just don't listen to her music. But do I think she's overrated? Not really. I mean, if. If everyone. If everyone in the world was a listener like me, Kylie Minogue would not have a career because I don't. I just don't listen to her music. Like, I just. I've never told Google to play Kylie Minogue. Probably not even one time. I think I may have listened to Locomotion a few times and maybe get out of my way once or twice. But, like, I just don't go to Kali Minogue. I just don't think about Kylie Minova like that often. How about you, Monet?

[B]

I'm trying to look here and I mean, I don't want to just because, I mean, I just. This person is fucking fierce.

[A]

Are you about to tell me who? Okay.

[B]

She's everything. I love her. And I got in trouble. I used to get in trouble for this at my show. Especially when I would do it when Nikki Boombox was my DJ and he would fucking have a meltdown and fucking try to jump out the booth and beat me up. But Janet Jackson, I just did not grow up with Janet Jackson in my thing. I did not listen to my family, didn't listen to Janet Jackson. So. But she's not overrated. I just. I'm just not a huge Janet Jackson fan and I admire her. What the amazing thing she's done from music and music is where it is today because of Janet Jackson. I acknowledge that, but I'm just not. The only song I know is by Janet Jackson. Not only who I know, but only one I can, like, have, like a vivid memory of is a fucking rhythm nation.

[A]

So I would say this. When I was in the early 2000s, I remember really being into Janet Jackson music videos specifically. All for you, if you really want. For you. And there was this thing where she did a song with Busta Rhymes and also her song with Michael Jackson. Oh, my God. God.

[B]

Which one was that again?

[A]

With Michael Jackson?

[B]

Scream.

[A]

Oh, makes. No, no, it makes me wanna scream. Just Stop pressuring me. Just stop.

[B]

Oh, yeah, stop pressuring me. I know that one.

[A]

And then in the morning, I wake up, I turn on my tv, dance break.

[B]

Good for y'.

[A]

All. I just think.

[B]

I honestly think I'm just too yummy.

[A]

I used to go. I used to go all for that when I. When I. When I was in the early 20s. And also, she was so good at, like. Oh, my God. When she get. When she was in the Nutty Professor.

[B]

Oh, my God, she played. She was in. She was in the. She was in the second Nutty Professor. Not the first one, because Jada Pinkett

[A]

was in the first one. The first one was Jada Pinkett Smith. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, but. Yeah, no, I.

[B]

Will Smith's wife's name out your fucking mouth.

[A]

I'm going to. But, yeah, I see it for Janet Jackson. I do. She's. She's pretty great.

[B]

Okay, Bob, you are. There's a. There's a TikTok video, some video of you getting. I played a Kylie song and you literally lost your mind. But you hate Kylie Minogue.

[A]

I didn't. Okay, I did not say I hate Kylie Minogue. You just. You just sprinkled that word in yourself. But I have not listened to that song since you played it that day. Have not even. Not even searched for it, not even thought about the song since that day you played that song. And that is what I mean when I say, like, I just don't seek her out. It's not about her being good or bad. I just don't. I just don't seek her out. You know?

[B]

What is the worst season of drag race?

[A]

Roberta RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 1. This is not up for debate. This is not up for discussion. All Stars 1 is the worst season of Drag Race ever. Hands. Look at my. You see my hands, Monet? You see my hands? Look. You see them, hands down. And I am ready. I am ready to fight to the death on this one while you wreck your brain. I'll go into why. First of all, this whole partners duos thing was the worst idea that Drag Race has ever, ever had. The only good moment from All Stars one was the drama between Raven and Mimi on Birds or Mimi versus the cast. Really Mimi on purpose.

[B]

A little bit of drama was top one in the fanboy. I couldn't believe it.

[A]

Turn your. Change your costume.

[B]

Me.

[A]

Me change it around. But after Me. Me got eliminated from the competition, there was no drama. There was no nothing. It was completely quiet. Like, nothing. Just. And, yeah, it just. There was that weird challenge at the end where they had to go like, Hamburger Mary's, and it was just. No. It was a no, I guess.

[B]

Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Are you just counting?

[A]

Are you just counting now?

[B]

I'm saying the names I can think of the season all stars. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[A]

Yeah, I guess if I had to

[B]

choose out of all of them, I would say All Stars 1 as well. Yeah, I would say All Stars 1, which is. I agree with that.

[A]

Which is odd, because the best season of Drag Race was All Stars, too. Like, they took four years to figure out the All Stars format before they did one. They didn't used to do them back to back, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

They used to do drag. They did the first All Stars. They waited four years and did the next one. And Bitch, All Stars 2 had everything. It had fucking everything. The drama, the. The embezzlement, bribery.

[B]

Alyssa Edwards showing up in that mirror will be forever fucking fierce.

[A]

Oh, Alyssa Edwards in the mirror. Jeremy Carey was eight, which is this. All Stars 2 was great TV. And it should have been. It should have been nominated for an Emmy. It should have been nominated.

[B]

Should have been nominated.

[A]

What could say should have been? Should have been nominated for an Emmy. Should have been. Yeah, that was just so. That was a. What's your favorite season?

[B]

I did my favorite season. I would say season five. Season five is. It had such great challenges. It had such great drama. It had fuck, fucking amazing looks. Really good looks. You know what I mean? So season five is. Is my favorite season of all time. So it's so good.

[A]

So let's go. Let's move down, Alice Lou. Now let's go into probably one of the. The. The wildest takes, which is a conversation we always have. Well, actually, we end up having it because of you. I'm out of fucking focus.

[B]

Yeah, focus, bitch. Focus, nigga.

[A]

Which is iPhones versus Androids, which is the weird thing about the iPhone versus Android discussion is that it's really not a conversation being pushed by people with. By the way, I just want to reiterate, and there is no such thing as an Android phone. Android doesn't make phones. Your boyfriend stop calling your phone and IO. I'm talking about the world at large, Monet. I'm not talking about you, bitch. Ain't nobody talking about you. I'm talking about the world at large.

[B]

I know, but I'm saying, correct. Your sneaky little boyfriend, he the one that wrote Android iPhone.

[A]

This is not the. You're missing the point of what I'm saying. People call them Android phones all the time. Which is weird because Android does not make phones. That's like calling an Apple phone an iOS phone.

[B]

Doesn't mean people do call it iOS. They do that.

[A]

Not a thing. Monet's in her gas. Monet is really deep in her gaslighting era these days, y'. All. But of course, as we know, Android does not make phones, but Samsung makes phones and other. Other. Other people make phones that they use an Android operating system. System. But I do think that the conversation of Android versus iPhone is really just iPhone people. It's just iPhone people.

[B]

That's. That's the crazy thing. That is not true. Galaxy. Samsung people do that shit too. I don't think it's one or the other. I think both camps be. Be. Be. Be on some bullshit. But that's. That's the thing, Galaxy. I mean, Samsung people love to say, we're doing nothing, we're doing nothing.

[A]

All the iPhone people, the Apple people

[B]

keep on coming and messing with us.

[A]

That's always.

[B]

That's always Samsung people. They were like, we over here doing nothing. When's the iPhone people always come and follow us.

[A]

When's the last time. When's the last time that you pulled out your phone and someone with a. With a Samsung started making fun of your phone? When's the last time?

[B]

I don't remember the last time or

[A]

the first time or the third time or the tenth time or just one time. One time you put out your phone and someone with a Samsung was like an iPhone

[B]

when you are taking pictures in a group. Galaxy shit. Samsung people love to be like, oh, use my phone. My camera's better. They love Galaxy, Galaxy people. Samsung people will not stop telling you how good their fucking cameras are, bitch. I don't. At this point, all phone. Well, not all phone cameras, but the majority of phone cameras are good. Who cares if the Samsung has a better camera?

[A]

It's like.

[B]

It's like two pixels more. Who gives a fuck? They're all like capturing 4k quality video. Galaxy people love telling you how good their camera is. They won't shut up about it.

[A]

So. So someone. So you pulled out your phone for a group picture. Then someone with a Samsung Galaxy phone told you, no, don't use your. They made fun of you for having an iPhone.

[B]

They did not make fun of. They said. They said, no, no. They said. They said, hold on. Okay, let me finish my story. They said, no, use my camera's better. And everyone was like, no, no. I'm telling you, girl, use my phone. My camera is way better than the iPhone. I was like, okay, okay.

[A]

But you answer my question. When's the last time you pulled out your iPhone and some of the Samsung made fun of you for having an iPhone?

[B]

That was making fun. I felt bad.

[A]

That's not making fun. That's not making fun. When is that someone poked fun at you for having an iPhone? When someone, like, made a joke about you and your phone and all you did was just hold your phone. Maybe you held it up. Maybe you. Maybe you text them. Maybe your when was like, has it ever happened to you?

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, because Samsung people. People with Samsung do not do that to people with iPhones. Like, that's just not a thing. Every person with a Samsung or any phone that's not an iPhone at some point has pulled out their phone, text someone, given someone their number, and then just out of completely and utterly unprompted, start getting shit from iPhone people? Even if I don't give you my number, I'm just.

[B]

Hold.

[A]

I'm just holding my phone to my ear and someone goes, what is that, Jacob? Has that happened before? Jacob, hold on.

[B]

Hold on one second. Let me.

[A]

Bob, hold on.

[B]

Let me ask you. Let me ask you a question. You were holding up your phone to your ear, and somebody came up to

[A]

me like, ah, you have an. You have. You have an end. You have a Galaxy.

[B]

Ew. Someone did that to you.

[A]

What happened was, I hold my phone. This happens often. I'll take a picture. I'm holding my phone, I'm texting. Someone goes, why do you not have an iPhone? Wait, why do you have that? Why do you. And they're trying to be funny, and they go, why do you have a Samsung? And everyone in the comments right now with a Samsung is telling you this happened. I'm telling you literally right now, you. In fact, pretty much the only comments you can see below this video is different people with Samsung's being like, 100% that happens. And JCO does that because Jacob has Samsung too.

[B]

And also Apple people. I bet you all the Apple people like Samsung, Galaxy, Android, whatever the fuck y' all are, they will not stop telling how good their camera is, that their camera is better. Go, I'm telling you, Mike, they. They literally. It's like the. It's like the fucking selling point of getting a freaking Galaxy Samsung is knowing that my camera, but my camera is better than yours. Who cares?

[A]

Yeah, Monet, it's. It's. Yes, Monet, it is Literally a selling point. Yes, you caught it, Monet. The selling point is. The selling point of a phone is the function of a phone. Yes, absolutely. That is one of the selling points. What I'm saying is right now, no one in the comments below is talking about Apple, people getting made fun of because it doesn't happen. Also because you want to. You just said it never happened. You just said it never happened to you. You just said no one ever teased you.

[B]

Because I don't. But I mean your experience. Your experience, sure. You said, I want to see. I want to see if this has happened to you. Then if this happens to you all the time, you must know, you must be able to call someone or who has done this to you so we can get this out of the story. Because I just don't believe that's true. I don't believe someone came up to me like, ew, you have it.

[A]

You have.

[B]

Why do you have this?

[A]

Call them right now. Give me, give me, give me three seconds. Give me just three. This won't even take long. This literally won't even take long.

[B]

Call someone that's made fun of you for having an Android Galaxy.

[A]

Naomi Smalls. Oh, he's busy. But anyway, I'll call him again in a second, but in fact, we'll take a break. Maybe we'll take one of Monet's legendary real 5 minute breaks and we'll see if I can get somebody here. Anyway, we're back. Nami Smalls has made fun of me for having Android. Kim Cheese made fun of me for having Android. Ezra's made fun of me for having Android. Jacob, has anyone ever made a snarky comment about you having a Samsung ever? All right, there we go.

[B]

Allegedly, there we go. And I don't believe you. Listen, you and this. You. You and the sneaky. Listen, listen. You and your sneaky ex boyfriend, you and your secret boyfriend have proven time and time with this podcast that y' all are able of fabricating and stretching the tooth, the tooth and the truth, by editing pictures, putting rings on things that weren't there. We know that y' all have a history on this podcast of doing that. So we can trust any of you. And this is your own doing.

[A]

Stretch, stretch a dictionary, open and learn some words. How about that? We start with shit anyway. But I will say, and I will never. It will never. I will never be able to understand what it is about iPhone people, the amount of free advertising you all give iPhones. I will never understand the cult of that and how you all have been freely advertising iPhone forever. And let me tell you right now, bitch, I. I don't do it for free. I. I literally got paid by Samsung. So. So before you try to say anything about me, okay, the first time you did it.

[B]

Yeah, Tick tock. The tick tock that you did when you. The tick tock you did when you did both cameras. Sure, you say it wasn't advertising, but you knew what you were doing. You were. You knew what you was doing when you. When you did both cameras. You knew you were trying to be cute. And we have proof that you doctored the iPhone footage. You disparaged iPhone. We have. Oh, I have proof. And the proof is coming. The proof is coming.

[A]

Okay, Monet has been claiming to have proof of this, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

This happened almost two years ago. Monat has no proof. The proof's not coming. I promise, y'. All. This will never happen because Monet is lying, y'.

[B]

All. We're winning.

[A]

You will never see this proof. You will never see this proof because it's never coming. It's never coming. We're waiting. Monet made this story up.

[B]

We're waiting for Clarence. Before I can. Before I can show what it is.

[A]

The way you lie. The way you lie on this podcast, you are waiting for Clarence. From who? From who? From who? All right, let's move on.

[B]

We're waiting for Clarence. I have to. I have to go to the right channels. Unlike you, I'm not just going to say stuff and post stuff without having the proper clearances. What is better?

[A]

Bob's fruits and vegetables. This. This is a boring take, but the answer is fruit. I mean, I typically prefer the way fruit. This is. This one is not going to be a hot take. You chose this one out of the list of takes you chose what's better fruits of.

[B]

I think what's interesting.

[A]

That was a hot take.

[B]

I love vegetables. I'm really into my broccoli and my cauliflower rice these days, so I'm gonna say vegetables.

[A]

Apples found Dead apples. Apples found in a ditch dead.

[B]

I still love apples.

[A]

The way you've exclaimed your love, bitch. I'm afraid that one day you might leave Andy for an apple, bitch.

[B]

Oh, my God, you're so silly.

[A]

And now you're just in love with kale.

[B]

Oh, honestly. Okay. I hate when people make you kale stuff. And I know the stems are edible, but they always so hard when they make you a kale cell or something and they have those fucking stems in there. It really bugs me.

[A]

Anyway, I like them I've rarely ever had anything with kale that I didn't like. Also, I said, everyone wondering what I said on the Pit Stop. I said, monet is a woman in stem. And then I said, sucking, taking, and eating bleep. And it bleeped it out. What I said was, massive dicks. And they bleeped out massive dicks. So I said, monet is a woman in stem. Because obviously you don't. Tell me you don't watch the Pit Stop or tell me you don't watch the Pit Stop. I watch every episode of your Pit Stop the day it came out. Just.

[B]

No, okay, thank you. I am watching the Pit Stop. I'm saying, why are they bleeping out massive dicks? Of course. What's wrong you is you. Massive dicks is fine for the Internet. I was being silly because obviously I did the piss up. I know they can't put that on there. You know what? Fuck off.

[A]

Monet's short on apples. Money is wild today, honey. What else?

[B]

Oh, my God. Can you be smart or hot or. Wait, what? Oh, smart, smart. And I was reading what Jacob.

[A]

Well, you can't. Well, I know you can't. You made that.

[B]

That's what Jacob wrote. Can you be smart or hot? So. So talk to your boyfriend. Can you be smart and hot?

[A]

Why have you been trying to throw Jacob under the bus this entire episode? Do you have some sort of underlying beef with Jacob? This is your second time trying to throw Jacob under the bus.

[B]

You try to shade me. You try to shave me. Like, oh, clearly you can't. Clearly you can't. Bitch, I was just reading what I was seeing.

[A]

Yeah, bitch, I. So can we get you to read? Can we get you to say anything by just writing it down? Is it that easy?

[B]

Apparently Melissa listens to.

[A]

Listen.

[B]

Can you be smart and hot? I think the answer is obviously yes. I think you can be smart and hot. I know. I know. Very. Mateo is a smart, hot person. Mateo is very beautiful. Mateo's also very intelligent.

[A]

I think that being smart and hot is clearly possible. I think that a lot of times people are really beautiful. What?

[B]

Just the way you just phrase the traits, it's very bomb. I think being smart and hot is definitely attainable. People can do that.

[A]

I think that a lot of times when people are traditionally beautiful their whole lives, I think that it just forms your personality differently. People treat you differently. And I think that hardships makes you smart, it makes you more clever, and it makes you. You just have to. You just have to adapt in a way that people who have been beautiful the whole time don't have to adapt. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do think so. Yeah. So the answer is, yeah, I do

[B]

think if you are. If you spent your whole life being conventionally attractive and conventionally beautiful, things do come easier for you. That is just beautiful people have an easier time in life. I mean, at face value, right? I'm not detracting from what you. From, like, some family issues may have or other socioeconomic problems, but if you are conventionally attractive, you. There are just certain aspects of life are just easier for you. And that just is what it is. I mean, I'm not one of those people.

[A]

So here's a question I have for you. Who's, like, the. Like, think about, like, the hottest black man in the world to you? Just think about that. Do you have an idea of a person who that is and, like, what that person looks like to you? Their body, their face, their hair, everything about their physicality. You have that person in your head. Mm. Who is it?

[B]

Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is probably the hottest black man. I wasn't.

[A]

Hear me out. So hear me out. Here's my point. You can look exactly like Michael B. Jordan, but you won't be funny. You won't be talented. You can't sing, you can't dance. You. You're not particularly smart. People can talk to you, but you will look. I could snap my fingers right now, and you will look down and you will look exactly like. Even better. Even better than Michael B. Jordan.

[B]

Like, I want to be Michael B. Jordan. And I want to be Michael B. Jordan in his Black Panther era. I mean, he's still hot. Now, I'm not saying that.

[A]

Except. Except. Except you're. Except you're six four. You're Michael B. Jordan. You are. But you're six foot four inches tall. It's like Michael B. Mega B. Jordan. Like, that is. But you. You can't sing. You can't dance. You can't form a joke. You're not funny. You have a bearable personality. You're not a. You're not mean. You're not. You're not nasty. You're just. You're just not interesting. Do you take that I'm snap my fingers right now. Are you going to take that deal? Everything about your body, Monet, Everything about your body that you don't like, I am taking it away. You know that little Invisalign you're trying to fix? Bitch, it's fixed. Oh, my God. When I snap my Fingers, Everything about your body, everything you've ever looked at your body and said, I don't like this one thing. I'm gonna snap my fingers and change all of that. Perfect body, perfect face, the perfect height. Are you gonna take the deal?

[B]

Um. No, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't take it.

[A]

Okay, what if you get to be. You can sing and dance, but you're not funny and you're not interesting, so you can still sing and dance. You're, like, a really great singer. Actually, even better singer than you are now. You can sing like nobody's business. You can do. Basically, hear me out. Any voice you can do. Like, you can sing like Jennifer Hudson. You can sing like that guy. You know, that guy that was standing

[B]

behind us at Todrick's concert, Avery Wilson. Avery Wilson, you will blow.

[A]

Oh, no, Monet. When I snap my fingers, Avery Wilson will wish he was you. He will wish he was you. But. But outside of that, you have no discernible talents. So you still. You have the body. You have the talent. You're just not interesting. You don't. Like, you can never write. You could never write your own song. You're not. You just don't have the creative capacity to write your own music. So now what do you think? Are you taking the deal now?

[B]

Taking it. Taking it. Taking it. I'm taking it, bitch. Fucking one shot of adrenaline of that. Fucking. Give me that, bitch. Give it to me.

[A]

But you're gonna be boring. You're boring, and you can't even. You can't even write a song. Like, you try to write a song.

[B]

You can get people to write you songs.

[A]

I loved. I mean, okay, a lot of people do it.

[B]

A lot of artists do it. What about you? Who's your. Who's your. Who. Who is. Who's your. The hottest black man alive that you wish you like. Like, who is your God?

[A]

I mean, in my. In my mind, I really feel like it's Wiz Khalifa. Here's the thing. The guys that I'm attracted to, I don't necessarily want to, like. I don't want to look like Wiz Khalifa. He's just hot. But I don't want to actually look like Wiz Khalifa. Does that make any sense?

[B]

Oh, who do you want to look like?

[A]

Like, I like.

[B]

Who's. Like you're like, who? Like, you could be. Like, I want to be this person. Who's your. Who's your goal?

[A]

Jacob. Jacob. Who's that guy from. Who's that Guy from fucking Watchmen. What's his name?

[B]

Oh, I don't know his name either.

[A]

Like, he. Like that when. Whenever I go to the gym, that's. That's what I'm going for. Like, if that. That is what I am. That is that I would like to look like him. That is. That is the dream. That is what I'm in these streets trying to do.

[B]

Yaya. Yaya. Yahya Abdul Martin.

[A]

Yeah. Yahya Abdul Martin. I would love to be able to have his body, his physicality look like him. That would be great. But, Monet, I just. I could not accept this trade, though. Listen, the guy that I hook up with, I don't like him, okay?

[B]

But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You would look exactly like him. You'd be funny. You'd be funny, but that's all you have. You will look like him and you'll be funny. You're not interesting. You are, actually. You're mean, and people do not like you. Like, you're not likable, but you are. You look just like him and you're funny, but you are not nothing else. Not interesting. You're mean. People don't like being around you. You have no friends, and you will never be in love.

[A]

Wait, people don't like being. People don't want to be around me.

[B]

No.

[A]

And I have no friend. No. I love being around people. I really like being around people. Can I trade the meanness for something else? A bargain. Come out here trying to bargain.

[B]

The meanness for what?

[A]

I don't know. Like, I'll be like, maybe I'm not empathetic. Maybe I'm one of those folks who just. I don't see the need for social justice. I'm like, why are we.

[B]

Oh, my God. That would be a horrible thing for. To be. To be a black.

[A]

Like, black bridge, libraries.

[B]

You mean, just as you are now?

[A]

No, but, like, imagine if maybe, like, social justice just isn't important to me.

[B]

I don't see.

[A]

No, I can't. No, I. I just can't imagine being interested in being around someone like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know.

[B]

Tea. Tea. Let's get some more hot takes.

[A]

I couldn't take it. I could not take the deal. That was. That was a fun one, though. I bet. I just couldn't. No, that is not a deal I could ever.

[B]

Which I took it.

[A]

I can't. Monet. You cannot. That is. We wouldn't even. We probably wouldn't be able to Be friends anymore. I'd be like, damn, Monet, boring as hell. Monet is not funny. Like, we have Monet. We have, like, two more episodes of the podcast and then we'd be done, girl.

[B]

Oh, no. I think, no, that's the best whack. Is this the overrated to you? Do you like Disney?

[A]

I'm not a Disney gay, but I do not. But I do not think Disney is overrated. I think Disney is legitimately one of the most impactful entertainment brands ever. I think that Disney clearly makes some of the best movies ever. Disney is deeply problematic. But also, I mean, what Hollywood studio probably isn't in some regard. But I don't. But cover is deeply. But. But I do think that Disney adults are very strange people.

[B]

Yeah, it's a bit wild to me. Like, people who, like, go there, like, three, four times a week and like, that. I'm like, that's insane. Like, I. I'm not one of those people. I. Since I moved to la, I went once with Pixie. Cause she came and I was like, I don't understand, like, what. The food isn't that great. The rides ain't that fierce. The only one, the only ride that was dope was the fucking Incredicoaster. And we did that one, like, four times. Like, the best one they have there. I don't get into the Disney thing. It does not. Like, like, people. Like, I don't get it. I don't get it.

[A]

Yeah, it is very strange. And. But I mean, like, for example, like, like, like Todrick has, like, a massive, like, Mike Wazowski statue in his house. I'm like, girl, not Mike Wazowski. No. Yeah, Mike Wazowki. No. Who's.

[B]

No, no, no, Sully, Sully, Sully.

[A]

And he has a Mike Wazowski, too. In the fucking. I'm like, this is. This is crazy to have in your home. This is crazy. Like, why would you. And then the people who like. And then, you know, there's a show.

[B]

What?

[A]

There's a show in New York City called Distorted Disney.

[B]

Oh, bitch. I have some tea on that. I gotta tell you that I found

[A]

out recently, like, off the podcast, or can you tell it to everybody?

[B]

No, off the podcast. I cannot tell it to everybody.

[A]

Maybe Patreon exclusive.

[B]

Ah, we could do a Patreon exclusive. Actually, yeah, we could do a Patreon exclusive.

[A]

Hey, there's a show called Destroyed at Disney, which is like. It's a drag show that makes fun of Disney. And I went once, and it is a good show. It Is legit a funny and a good show. But, like, it is. This show's been running for so long and there are people who go every week. But y', all, the show rarely changes. It changes, like, once every two years or something.

[B]

Pixie changes hers. Like Pixie is. Cause Pixie is an overachiever. Pixie, like, changes her numbers, like, every six months. She's like, I need to do new shit. But if you know Pixie, that's just how Pixie is. Is.

[A]

But I'm like, how are y' all seeing this show every week? How are y' all coming back to see the exact same show? Is the. And it's Disney. It's these fucking Disney people. They fucking. Yeah, Disney folks are obsessed. And by the way, one of my favorite movies is a Disney movie. Literally, one of my movies is a Disney movie. So I, I. The Lion King.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't get into Disney.

[A]

Adults are wild.

[B]

Uh huh. What, oh. What type of. What. What genre of movie is your fave?

[A]

I really love biopics. Oh, I love Aretha biopics. Yeah. Like Ray W. Movies about people's lives. I just think they're just so interesting. It kind of shows me how, honestly, anyone's life could be a movie.

[B]

Yeah. So that's your favorite genre movie biopics.

[A]

I think biopics are legit. My favorite. They're the ones I get the most excited about, for sure.

[B]

I would say for me, I like a good thriller. I like something that's like, I'm not saying your name, bitch. I like a good thriller. I like something that I can like. That's like. But horror thrillers, I really like for sure. Like strangers. Cause, bitch, I be at home, like, scared. I'd be so scared. As.

[A]

Were you just being mean to Colleen?

[B]

No, it was when I said thriller. Alex, my Alexa. Not me whispering.

[A]

Not this bitch got you whispering in your own house. Not you scared. Not you're getting bullied by technology. Not this bitch that you scared in your own. Oh, my God, Monet.

[B]

I know this is y'. All. For all my Disney kids, this is like Smart house, the one we grew up with. This is. I feel like I'm very Smart house right now.

[A]

This bitch got you scared of talking.

[B]

That was crazy. Right in the moment as I was doing it, I was like,

[A]

can you say her name? Are you say her name?

[B]

No, I'm not. Mo.

[A]

You gotta get this bitch out of your house if you can't coexist. This bitch gotta go. This Bitch gotta go. Okay.

[B]

The coexist mobile.

[A]

I'm gonna say, a Google home does not listen. A Google home does not get confused. She know when you talk, the only thing is, if you have a Google phone and a Google home, you try to talk to your phone, you're a little Google home. But it's like, bitch, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my phone.

[B]

Ain't nobody talking to me in the Google home.

[A]

Yes, we do. Tell her to turn the air on. Tell her to turn the air off.

[B]

You know, when I buy my home. Oh, my God. I was looking at homes again. I've said this. I think I said. I don't know if I said it on the podcast, but I was, like, looking. I was shopping for a home back in October, November, and I saw the perfect fucking house. And I slept on it and I missed out. And I am. I am beating my. Every time I go look. If I look at houses again, I beat myself up because I was like, I passed out on the perfect fucking house, Bob. It was perfect, perfect, perfect. And me being, like, lazy and being busy with work stuff, I missed it completely. And I'm so mad. I'm so mad. But anyway,

[A]

where was was in North Hollywood.

[B]

It was again run right off the 101. You know, I like being by the highway. It was right off the 101. It had ample space. It was like double my space now. And it had a separate house in the back for then. I was just going to make that all drag because, you know, the dream is figure drag to be in its own space, not in your other stuff. And it was. Sorry I had to scream again.

[A]

Not Richie Robbins.

[B]

Not one of these bitch fucking fiction.

[A]

When I say I am blurry focus. I don't know why my camera is so blurry. Like, it's just being every once in a while, like when you're on the road and you're not in your own settings. I'm gonna stay close. I have to stay close to the camera. When I stay close to the camera.

[B]

Javon, that looks wild.

[A]

You cannot be that.

[B]

That is wild. Your frame has completely changed.

[A]

I'm not that. Well, I can't sit back here because it gets blurry. So I think be,

[B]

be aggressive. Be, be aggressive is seafood, Dorsey.

[A]

They want to see me at home.

[B]

You're not a. You're not a big seafood person, are you? You do.

[A]

I don't. I don't like shellfish.

[B]

Shellfish.

[A]

I don't like any shellfish. I don't like shrimp. I don't like lobster. I don't like crab. I don't like crawfish. I don't like oysters. I don't like clams. I don't like any fish that comes with a shell. I'm not interested.

[B]

Okay, here's the thing, though. Do you not like it because you like. Because you grew up? My liking. You don't like it? Like, have you tasted it as an adult? Because I will say, when you get older, your taste buds do change and you can. Things that you. That repulse you as a kid, you eat them now. You're like, oh, my God, that's actually good. Like, have you tried them since you become an adult? Are you just like, I didn't eat them as a kid. I don't like them now.

[A]

I have eaten lobster as an adult, and I don't like it. I just do not like the way it tastes, especially when people would be like, going crazy, dipping it in butterfly, and I'm like, this does not taste good to me. This is just. Is this just a conduit to get butter in your mouth, then bitch dip bread and butter. I don't like the texture of, Of, Of. Of. Of lobster and of crab. It doesn't taste like meat to me. It just. It's like, it's like rubbery and it's like your teeth are, like, bouncing. It's like bouncing. I don't, I'm not interested in. And the taste is not. It's not. You know what it is? I think it's because, like, when you don't really season lobster like that, you know, you kind of cook it in, like, the season. Yeah, it's not quite like I'm used to eating, like, chicken or beef, which is, like, so seasoned. And lobster is really about the taste of the lobster and the butter. And it just seems like an excuse to eat butter to me, to be honest.

[B]

Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't. I'm. I'm with you. I don't. The only shellfish I eat is. Is shrimp. I don't like. I don't like crab. Lobster, oysters, mussels, scallops. They all taste too rubbery. I. I don't like. I don't like the. How they taste in my mouth. They're. They're really gross, to be honest.

[A]

I will occasionally eat a, A deep fried shrimp moment, like a popcorn shrimp kind of fantasy, but not if they're not those big jumbo shrimp. Not, but not jumbo. If it's Jumbo. It's just. It gets back to being too rubbery. Like, I like it to be where it's cooked through that.

[B]

It's basically so. So when. When they're small in the bread, it just. You. You basically just want to eat the bread. You're just eating the.

[A]

The.

[B]

The fried bread and shit.

[A]

I. I just said instead of dip your lobster in bread into butter, just dip bread and butter and eat that. Like, I'm just not into that. I don't know. It just doesn't speak to me. I don't like the super. I don't know. Shellfish is not it. It's really not it for me. And folks who like it, they go wild. I'm like, y', all, this ain't this good. Y' all are acting wild, y'. All. Yeah. Like, honestly, right now, if you want to have good, let me tell you, yo, I know it's gonna sound country as hell, but you've not had. You have not had good fucking seafood until you had white bread, deep fried catfish, and then red hot hot sauce. And then bread. The bread has to be soaked. The bread has to be red. That's how much hot sauce you need to have on it. And I'm telling you, like, I'm telling you. That is amazing. That is so good.

[B]

Going out or staying in.

[A]

Why you scratch your face up when I say catfish?

[B]

I don't. That is some. Only country people eat catfish. We don't. I didn't grow up in St. Lucia. We eat whiting. We don't do catfish. It's not a thing for us. I don't think we have catfish. That's not a St. Lucia.

[A]

Be nice.

[B]

Whiting is. Okay, first of all, whiting is literally. Whiting is literally like a dollar a pound, but whiting is literally like the bottom of the barrel. We have whiting a whole dollar a pound. Writing and fly fish. That's like. It's very cheap. It's not expensive at all. Or in St. Lucia, that's what they call. They have balao. Do you have bala Wu here?

[A]

Yeah, lots of balao. Georgia is known for its bala. No, there ain't no balao in Georgia.

[B]

You don't even know.

[A]

You probably is.

[B]

You probably don't even know.

[A]

I've never heard of something different. Has a different name here. Why you saying I never heard of ballaroo? Not making fun of my accent. Never make a fun accents. Never make fun. Oh, now we want to make fun of accents? Cause we can Go honey.

[B]

Oh my God, you are so funny. Going out or staying in?

[A]

It depends on where we're going. I don't want to go to the club, but I want to go to a show. I don't want to go to the park, but I want to go to a.

[B]

Like generally.

[A]

See here's the.

[B]

I'm very confused by you because you are. Bob loves. You love doing stuff. Like you love people coming over. You love like, you love like company, but you don't like going out. You like your company to come to you.

[A]

I go to people's houses. No, that's not true. I'll go to someone's house. Like I go to your house. I go to. I went to Rob's house. I like going to people's homes, but I don't want to be. I don't really love. And it's funny because I used to love being in the nightclubs, but something has changed within me and I no longer want to just be up in the clubs like I used to. Like I'm just, I'm older now and I think I've just. A lot has changed, you know what I mean? And I think there was a time in my life where I just wanted to be. I just wanted to be at the club till 4am that's all I wanted to do. Be at the bar, dancing, all this stuff. But after a while, you know, now you get there and you, you feel like you're older than everybody. You, you feel old. You see like, like some like 22 year old fucking recent college grad up at the club living their life and you'd be like, bitch, I am old as hell over this bitch. So I like going to my friends houses and stuff or going to a play, going to a show, that kind of stuff.

[B]

I love not even that bitch. I like being. I mean I do that stuff. But I love being home. Being home is my favorite thing. I love being home. Just I can sit on my couch and watch fade video games and watch TV for days and be completely fine with that. I love being at home. And I think when I used to love going out, it's because I loved it. Cause I was forced to be in there. Cause that was my job, right? I had to be at a bar six nights a week. And so I was completely content. But even that bitch. I would come to the bar half an hour from my show and be downstairs putting my outfit on, teasing my hair or getting my set together, doing my show for two hours. Then bitch going downstairs de dragging and Leaving. I never hung out at the bar except, you know, if Bob was in town and Bob would come to the show or even before Bob was on Drag Race. If we would meet at the bar, we would, like, hang out. Even when we were working together, we would never hang out at the bar. We would go back to your house and chill like that. I only. I would only do it if, like, a friend came.

[A]

We would hop from show to show, which is also, like, I would go from show to show, but as soon as the show's over, I'd leave. So I don't know. I don't hang out at the bar, but I would. I would. I would watch the show, say, hey to the girls after the show, Kiki, for, like, 10 minutes, and then go.

[B]

And I was. And I was. I am a very famous. I am the queen. All my friends know this about me. I will disappear. Like, if everyone is hanging out, I will silently bounce. Because when you. Because when you tell people you're leaving, it becomes a whole production. And there is always. There's always one person that tries to, like, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. Don't leave yet.

[A]

Let's list.

[B]

Let's do this without fail. When you have, like, a group of fans, there's always one friend or one person always, like, no, no, no, don't go yet. Let's just stay for this. I'm like, bitch, I want to go now. Though I've already called.

[A]

I'm always like, let this bitch leave. Stop trying to. I always say, let her leave. Stop trying to hold people by the hand. Let bitches go home.

[B]

Yeah. So that's why I always just silently escape. Even now, today, when I go out, rarely, I will, like, go to the show at Mickey's. I'll say hi to the girls and. Bitch, I secretly just dip. So it's not a production. It's not a thing. I just be out. Love it.

[A]

Well, listen, Monet, we gotta go, because I want to find out about this destroyed dish. We'll see y' all on the Patreon exclusive.