Watchery AS 11 Ep 10 "Tell Me Something Good"

Summary

Sibling Rivalry – Watchery AS 11 Ep 10: “Tell Me Something Good” (July 8, 2026)

Episode Overview

In this episode of "Sibling Rivalry," Monét X Change and Bob the Drag Queen return as the riotous comedy duo fans love, recapping and reviewing RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11, Episode 10 (“Tell Me Something Good”). With no guests (per fan demand!), they dive deep into the challenge where queens must share stories that impart meaningful lessons to their younger selves, while also dissecting runway looks, drag drama, and lip syncs with their signature banter, shade, and cultural insight.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Catching Up and Setting the Stage (01:00–05:30)

• Monét and Bob banter about Bob's new hair transplant and Monet's ongoing adventures in Madrid for Pride.
• They joke about fans’ preferences for no guests:
  • "As per your request, we are back reunited here on Civic Wash Retest." – Monét (03:38)

2. Recap: Who’s Back in the All Stars Tournament (05:30–08:20)

• Discussion about the returning queens and their runway entrances.
• Playful shade about queens’ looks, focusing on unique styles and color choices:
  • "Dawn always looks amazing. I love this like armor slash Muppet... She's just so unique." – Bob (08:26)
  • Monét admits being particular about gray/white wigs, only to be fact-checked by Bob.

3. Detailed Look Critiques: Bracket-by-Bracket Runways (08:20–16:01)

• Dawn: Praised for her creative, "ashy" hair and avant-garde style, but critique of her storytelling in the challenge.
• A’keria: Noted for maximalist, expensive drag, but some critique for color choices matching the wig and outfit.
• Crystal Method: High praise for her "no one is like her" uniqueness and clown-influenced drag. Noted as “the reference” in her field.
• Silky Nutmeg Ganache: Praised for beauty, facial paint, and crystal embellishments; comparison to Bob’s own looks from "We’re Here."

Notable Quote:

• "No one is like her. People try to do her, and they don’t meet the mark because she’s so uniquely and fiercely polished in her way." – Monét on Crystal Method (12:19)

4. Silky & A’keria’s Tense Relationship (39:33–41:15)

• Reveal that Silky and A’keria haven’t communicated for a year despite being very close before.
• Discussion about drag "family" drama and the power of Davenport lineage in Drag Race culture.
• Bob to Monét:
  • "You may be a Davenport by blood, but you were raised by the drag queens, honey. And it was me, Lili, Heavenly, Miss Cracker..." (40:34)

5. Bracket 3 & 4 Alliances, Drama & Alliances (41:59–45:23)

• Joey J attempts to build Bracket 3 alliances.
• Tension between Joey J and Jasmine Kennedy referenced; unclear origin, but ongoing.
• Suki apologizes to Crystal for previous point distribution drama, showing Crystal's unphased, free spirit.

6. The "Tell Me Something Good" Challenge Recap and Critique (47:05–66:00)

General Notes:

• Both hosts LOATHE the overly earnest storytelling challenges:
  • "Dear RuPaul’s Drag Race, any producer listening, don’t ever do this challenge again." – Bob (47:07)

Individual Performance Breakdowns:

• Dawn: Story critiqued for being overly dramatic and unclear if it was even about weed.
  • "This sounds...I’m not saying Dawn did crack, but this doesn’t feel like weed behavior." – Bob (48:24)
• Joey J: Standout for humor and authenticity; the soundboard gag and father “disappeared for 34 years” quip are highlight moments, but cue cards slightly weaken the delivery.
  • "You're going to grow up poor, but one day you'll be older. My father did this trickery—disappeared for 34 years!" (50:17)
• Jasmine Kennedy: Praised for sincerity, face card “sticking,” but story stakes called “a nothing burger.”
• Kennedy Davenport: Story about getting whooped at school “triggered” Michelle Visage and was panned for awkwardness, low stakes, and clunky execution.
  • "The challenge was 'tell me something good', not 'tell me something triggering'." – Monét (52:56)
• Silky Nutmeg Ganache & A’keria: Both tell “whooping” stories, but Silky’s lands better by not acting it out. A’keria's story about pump injections at a feed store felt incomplete and costuming reveal poorly executed.
• Sam Star: Story about failing at sports for gay reasons didn’t land:
  • "We get it, you’re from Alabama. If I have to see one more fucking cowboy hat…” – Monét (60:32)
• Crystal Method: French sailor aesthetic; story felt underwhelming, but judges loved it. Both hosts were “shocked” at the judges’ reaction.

7. Runway – Fashions and Final Critiques (66:02–76:00)

Highlights:

• Dawn: Handcrafted, femme-avant-garde aesthetic, praised for hair and color.
• Silky: Gothic black swan, “titty meat,” creative beadwork.
• Crystal Method: Runway of the night—Clown inspired, color & pattern mix, only slight critique on over-stoning by Monét.
• Kennedy Davenport: Volcanic peachy-pink mesh look, regal; discussion of ideal drag body shapes.
• A’keria C. Davenport: Attempted the famous “La Chimera” Mugler look—missed the mark.
  • "Don’t even attempt this.” – Monét (71:21)
• Joey J: Dress was “hideous” per Monét and only passable per Bob.
• Sam Star: Gold dress failed to stand out or flatter; hidden “heels” lost in monochrome.
• Jasmine Kennedy: Divided opinion, Monét loved the mature design despite coloring, Bob disliked the palette.

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Memorable Quotes & Funniest Moments

• "Abolish the forest... If we abolish the forest, we won’t have to get to the libraries because there won’t be any books." – Bob (05:22)
• Monét, talking Madrid Pride: “My feet are swollen from dancing. I have been dancing NonStop for, like, 72 hours.” (07:59)
• On Joey J: "Joey Jay is actually doing exceptional drag, especially after her first season when she went home so early. This is a great outfit... I’m a Joey Jay fan—which I was not expecting. No shade." – Monét (28:12)
• On Sam Star’s repetitive aesthetic: "Imagine if I came home with a Big Apple or I was dressed as the Statue of Liberty every episode." – Monét (60:32)
• "Dear RuPaul’s Drag Race, any producer listening, don’t ever do this challenge again." – Bob (47:07)
• On the judging: "In fact, RuPaul said, could you be my drag mom? That in mind, Krista Methy, you’re the winner of this week’s challenge." – Bob (77:06)
• “If you really feel like Kennedy won that lip sync, go to her fucking page and tip her $20.” – Bob (81:31)

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Key Timestamps

• [05:30] – Start of bracket/runway critiques
• [12:19] – Praise for Crystal Method’s style
• [39:33] – Silky & A’keria’s friendship fallout
• [47:07] – Hosts express hatred for storytelling challenge
• [50:17] – Joey J’s best jokes (“34 years” dad line)
• [52:56] – On Kennedy’s triggering “whooping” story
• [60:32] – Sam Starr’s endless cowboy hats
• [66:02–76:00] – Runway critiques
• [77:06] – Judges’ wild shift from praising Joey J to crowning Crystal Method
• [79:41] – Discussion of lip sync – Kennedy vs. Akira

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The Lip Sync & Final Results (77:06–End)

• Judges gave the win to Crystal Method despite Joey J's comedic standout.
• Strategy emerged in voting: Joey J and Kennedy traded high placements to avoid lip syncing each other.
• Lip sync “Nobody’s Supposed to Be Here (Remix)” (79:41): Both hosts believe Kennedy Davenport deserved the win over A’keria, and bemoan her early exit after so many Drag Race comebacks.
• Speculation on final victory: Crystal Method or Silky seen as frontrunners, with Joey J as potential dark horse.
• Urge for fans: "If you think Kennedy should have won, send her tips!"

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Closing Thoughts

As always, Sibling Rivalry blends razor-sharp fashion and performance critiques with hilarious asides and deep Drag Race fandom. This episode stands out for its honest discussion of drag drama, frustration with challenge design, and highlighting queens’ growth and missteps. Listeners get runway breakdowns, scorecard shenanigans, and an authentic queen’s-eye perspective that’s everything RuPaul fans crave.

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For More

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Transcript

[Monet X Change]

I'm Kiana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail].

[Ryan Reynolds]

hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Bob the Drag Queen]

of $45 for three months, $90 for six months, or $180 or 12 month plan required $15 per month. Equivalent taxes and fees. Extra initial plan term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See terms. You're so jealous. Ever since I got my hair transplant, you've been so jealous. And because it's grown this much, you're acting. I think you're acting out personally.

[Monet X Change]

Let me say something. If I got a hair transplant and it grew out looking like that plastic mess that you have around your head,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

this is my human hair. Well, the brown part. No, the brown part is the extensions, and the black part is my. Why are you laughing at my hair?

[Monet X Change]

Okay, word. Well, I mean, then. Then you. Then you should. You and this doctor who did his hair. Y' all need to go on every medical morning talk evening show about how amazing his results are, because that is truly, truly the best I've ever seen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also it grows 20 times faster.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. And it's just. Is it. Did he do anything different or is it just normal every day?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not sure. I was kind of doped up the whole time. But you. Cause you remember when you saw me last time, I just had short hair.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I haven't seen you in like a week. And now it grew to here, which is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

So imagine when I see you in a month or so.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm gonna keep cutting it. I'm gonna cut it again after this. After this podcast today, I'm gonna cut it short again. I might cut it by the time we do a tuck.

[Monet X Change]

I was. I was telling someone I was like, I was having experiences. White folk whose eyes change color, they are obsessed with telling you that their eyes change color. It is like the third sentence out of their mouth. It's like being vegan or people who do CrossFit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. You ever met a vegan who does CrossFit? They don't know what to say first. Don't let their eyes change color. Hey, y', all, this is not something Wybery. This is something watching. We're reviewing. Okay, well, I have eroticism, so please don't make.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, God. No, you don't. You've never had eroticism.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't have eroticism. Sometimes Jacob has eroticism, and it's very cute when he's, like, a little tired or drunk.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, so when. So when Jacob has speech things, it's cute when I have a speech something, it's very cute. It's to be made fun of, though.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I make fun of Jacob sometimes when he be like, I'm tired.

[Monet X Change]

I'm a little drunk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a little drunk.

[Monet X Change]

Today we are here for sibling Watchery. You know, I said about a blog.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let me see what episode we're reviewing. That's a big part of the top of it. We're reviewing RuPaul's Drag Race All Star Tournament of Champion Season 11, Episode 10.

[Monet X Change]

All you knew is sometimes you'd be saying, like, you'd be like, we've been episode ten. You'd be like, episode four. I'm like, how?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have not. No, I have it written down. First of all, it's written down, but it's not here. It's on the screen now.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. You know, I. I sent off a screenshot of someone's comment. They were like, you know, I love C rivalry. I love Bob and Monet, but when they have guests, there's a whole article about how we should not have guests on the podcast. So we are, as per your request, we are back reunited here on Civic Wash Retest.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, that's monation, because the baba heads don't talk like that. That's monation. And I think we need to start. They need to start putting flags on their. I wish we could find a way to put flags, like, on Reddit so we can know when their bobbleheads are in the moat. And I have a sneaking suspicion that the monation will be. And the bobbleheads will be cool, calm, collected, like cucumbers.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you the thing that you accuse me of doing? And I'm in your studio. You are doing it right now. And you know what you're doing, too? What? You like this

[Bob the Drag Queen]

because there's a guy walking by my front door.

[Monet X Change]

Exactly. I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now think about it. Oh, and you're in the spot that you're in the spot that I. I'm in the spot that you're in?

[Monet X Change]

Yes, yes. And imagine when someone is coming in the studio. I'm like, who is it? Like, what's going on? Exactly. Exactly, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there's a guy with a leaf blower walking by my front door. And I'm like, what is he. I'm like, he better come in here.

[Monet X Change]

He has a leaf blower. I want you to take a wild guess what he might be doing outside with a leaf blower.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I didn't see him with a leaf blower until he went back one way. First of all, he's parked in a spot that says Purse First. Studios Only. So I want to go out and be like, baby, there are so many. Why here? And I don't have. And I don't have trees, so I don't know whose leaves he blowing, but they're not mine. Ain't no trees over here. We don't do none of that green shit. Honestly. Abolish the forest.

[Monet X Change]

All right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We know the girls are. See, if we abolish the forest, we won't have to get to the libraries

[Monet X Change]

because they won't be any books.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's cut it off with the Source. The girls are back. I want to start off by saying, I love Michelle bald. I think I'm in my area where I'm like. When I see someone with makeup and bald, I'm like, ooh. I think that's the look. I said it to you on your page. Michelle looks cute. Bald head.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah. Michelle does look really good. But I think Michelle's also one of those. She has such a beautiful face. Michelle can put off a. She can pull off a lot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She is the visage. Is it. Is it a. We call herself Baby Roo.

[Monet X Change]

No. Is that. Is that. Is that a name she gave herself?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She kept saying, I'm Baby Roo. And someone said, you look good, Michelle with the ball cap. She goes, what ball cap? I'm Baby Roo. She kept saying, I'm Baby Roo.

[Monet X Change]

I missed that part.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You see, I think it was a joke on Babe Ruth, I think. Or maybe she just said, oh, I get it now.

[Monet X Change]

You're so. You're so. You're so astute and alert.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It also might not be that. It might just be like, I'm sorry. Lil Ru. It might just be that.

[Libsyn Ads Host]

You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

So all the girls coming back from the brackets, we have dawn and. Oh, God. We have dawn and Akeria. We have.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I thought it weird to introduce them to at a time by bracket. Just get these girls there one by ones. Like, baby, we're wiping. Y' all saying we're wiping it all clean. But here we are doing two by twos.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. We have dawn coming in, and I think dawn, look. I mean, dawn, she's such a beautiful and fierce drag queen. Like, Dawn's clothes are always really cool, and she probably fucking made this herself.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I feel like he's about to say,

[Monet X Change]

but no, no, no, no, no. There's no butt. I think she was great. I think the hair color is a little gray. I mean, I'm not really into. I don't. I don't love when queens wear gray and white wigs, like, because I don't and because I don't think it looks always particularly good now.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, someone's gonna find. Now they're gonna find clips of you wearing gray and white wig. Now they're gonna find clips on clips of you wearing nothing but gray and white wigs.

[Monet X Change]

I wore a white wig one time. That was on RuPaul's Drag Race season 10, the iconic picture when I was standing next to RuPaul with that white wig. Cause I said I look just like him, and I still stand by that. And that was the only time I've ever worn a white wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You also wore a white wig during the. During the mermaid challenge.

[Monet X Change]

That's the same wig. That's the same look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that's the one.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, everyone's around. It was Lil Ruru. She kept calling herself Lil Ruru.

[Monet X Change]

Lil Ruru. Okay, now that sounds familiar. That's not a white wig. That's blonde Jacob. So try again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, first of all, don't ever talk to Jacob like that again.

[Monet X Change]

Try again.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Try again. I will come to Spain and whoop up on you.

[Monet X Change]

Try again, toots. Let me tell you something. That is a blonde wig.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You forgot to put your eyebrows in.

[Monet X Change]

Can we tell you something? I'm here for Pride in Madrid, the gays to Gaga literally on Abracadabra, when she said, dance or die. These motherfuckers will dance forever. My feet are swollen. My feet are swollen from dancing. I have been dancing NonStop for, like, 72 hours.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You are the gays.

[Monet X Change]

I am the gays. But, yeah. What do you think of Dawn's look? I think she looks. She looks incredible.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think dawn always looks amazing. I love this like armor slash Muppet. I think I don't have a single note. I do. Oh, I will say the hair does look. I think there's like a spray on the hair so she could put these other things on so it looks a little, a little like ashy, like a little dry. And I love a looking wig, but even so, I don't really mind. Like, I think it's cute. I love that she has this like, this like ring, this like septum style ring going in the middle of forehead. She's just so unique and I think she looks really, really good. And unfortunately, that is probably the only compliments I'll be giving down this episode will be on her looks because. What was that fucking story? We'll get to that later.

[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to other looks.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Episode are great, but baby, that fucking story was.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we'll get there. Akira. Not too much on Dawn. Not too much on Dawn.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

A' Keria's Steve Davenport.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think, like I said, I think

[Monet X Change]

a' keria looks good. A'. Keria. A' Keria is a. I would classify her as a maximalist drag. Right? Like she always liked doing it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her Eureka, Mistress, Crystal Method maximalist drag.

[Monet X Change]

Except for Chris. Except for Mistress's All Star. Because All Star, she came back after her. After her original season when she was so flawless. Original season. And we both wanted her to win. But All Stars, she said, baby, I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

didn't want Mistress to win her season.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, you did.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We both did.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Over Sasha Colby.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I never said I wanted Mistress to win her season when

[Monet X Change]

I. I know I was. I could have sworn you were as well. But maybe I'm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think I said I liked her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But you wanted. You wanted her to win over Sasha Colby.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, I thought Mistress was good. I thought she was. I thought at the time you thought

[Ryan Reynolds]

she was better than Sasha Colby.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. On par with. Yes, I did. Going, Going.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now I'm not doing all that Jacob's doing, being like Sasha, Kobe's unbeatable. But I still don't think that. I still don't think that she should have won. Was it the same season Diabetti?

[Monet X Change]

No, Diabetti was 14. With Willow Pill.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

With Willa. With Willow Pill. Anyway. But yeah, maximalist drag. She looks really good. She's always in this area where her. Her mermaids were this length. She does not do the full length

[Monet X Change]

mermaids, which is clearly intentional. And I think this works with this. I think you have a little loss with the cape in the back, though? Or is that. Is that. Is that the cape going down or is that the back of the dress?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's the coat. It's a coat.

[Monet X Change]

The coat. Coat, yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Her garment is made to be like a coat off the shoulders.

[Monet X Change]

Right, right, right. Yeah, I think it looks great. She looks expensive, and I would have maybe done a blonde hair instead of the red because it kind of gets muddy with all the red in the nails and the blah, blah, blah. But overall, I think she looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That is bracket one. Let's move on to bracket two, where we have Crystal Method. And this look is so good. I think that she. I just love a unique drag queen. I love when a queen is. When. When there's. When. When they. When you are the reference. You know what I mean? And Crystal Method is the reference. People will say that's very Crystal Method. Diabetti was on Drag Race. They were like this very Crystal Method. Maybe it's because we saw Crystal Method first, but I just don't. I just have not met a lot of crystal, and I've been doing drag for 18 years. I've met. I've never met another Crystal Method once in my life. I've met some clowns, but all the clowns tend to be pretty unique.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, you've. You've met a lot of clowns, you've met a lot of queens who do crystal meth, but never a Crystal Method

[Bob the Drag Queen]

and a couple of crystal meth clowns. But, yeah, I love this mixture of patterns. And I'm not trying to, like, bring up something from last season, but I feel like this is what. What's her name? Darlene is. I feel like this is what people are accusing Darlene of doing, except this is real. This is. To me, this is flawless. This look is. I don't have a single note. The silhouette, the shape, the shoes, the. The hair, the makeup, the jewelry, the hat, everything about this look is just flawless.

[Monet X Change]

To me, it's sickening. Crystal is, like, just to echo what you said, no one is like her. People try to do her, and they don't meet the mark because she's so uniquely and fiercely polished in her way. And the hat is such a. This, like, weird party hat is such a nice touch, even though I wouldn't even think that you need that on there. The makeup is so good. The hair is perfect. That hairline, it is perfectly an 80s reference with, like, the polka dot tights, and it just. It's just so well done. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm I'm gagging.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Let's move on to Queen, who toes the line between maximalist and minimalist. And today she's somewhere between the two. Sookie Nutmeg ganache. You know, Sookie is someone who has such a beautiful face. I really do. I really do think that. Even if. So. I don't know if you notice it now, but Sookie has really bad vision. Do you know that? Like, she kind of.

[Monet X Change]

She's blind. Oh, yeah, I know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And she. And she was like, girl, I don't even see what I'm doing on my own face. But it doesn't matter because her face is just so stunning. Did you see Layla paint her recently?

[Monet X Change]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Go to your Instagram and we're gonna

[Ryan Reynolds]

talk about it during current events.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We'll talk about it. Yeah, it is. It's crazy. But silky is just such a pretty queen. I think this dress is stunning. I like this fascinator. I love these crystals over the eyes. Um, I really think she looks stunning, and I think this is just a great look.

[Monet X Change]

Jay is about to blurry. All your. Jay's about to go. And.

[Home Chef Sponsor Host]

And. And. And.

[Monet X Change]

And. And fucking delete all your Instagram pictures, girl. You done piss Jay off with that shit.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she looks good.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you?

[Monet X Change]

No, I think she looks amazing. I think that silky looks really good. I think the silhouette on this dress is nice for her. It's something that I. I don't feel like we've seen from silky, but this was great. This.

[Home Chef Sponsor Host]

Like.

[Monet X Change]

I've seen people do crystals on the eyes, but. But just having it. Just having a touch of eyeshadow on the lid and having the crystals be the crease. I'm not saying no one has done it, y'.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm saying I never noticed that. Pull up my look from RuPaul's from We're Here, Branson, Missouri.

[Monet X Change]

So that was Laila's look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That was my look. I did my makeup that day. That was before she joined the cast. So now what do you want to say? Jacob, pull it up. It was my look.

[Monet X Change]

Okay, let's see.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is this the cowboy look?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, it's Branson, Missouri. The green one.

[Monet X Change]

The green one. The green one. When you had the green fascinator, the green showgirl look.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I took these. I took my crystal katana and put all of my stones one by one on my crease. I did my makeup that day, which is so crazy because that's one of those shows you can't see, but they're in there.

[Monet X Change]

You can't See, but they're there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually can see them.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but silky looks great. And yeah, I think credit for being

[Bob the Drag Queen]

the first time you ever saw that

[Monet X Change]

I didn't notice it there. I noticed on silky. So I don't know if you're the first time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was still the first time you saw it, though. Can you please give me credit real quick? Because you took credit for my. For my thing.

[Monet X Change]

Can I tell you, someone came up to me while I was mid party at Gay Goes he like. And try to have a full civil rivalry conversation with me. Music blasting him like, I just love you and Bob. I love the podcast. But Monet, when Bob literally about this, he was like, when Bob asked you to apologize to him, you need to tell. He tried to tell me this whole thing about how to refute you, about you telling me to apologize to you, and I was like, girl, what?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And to be clear, I got. What do you want to apologize to me from you? That is a thing I only do to you because I got it from you. Do you want to apologize to me? That is. You're the only person I said that to you. And it's. Because it is a. It is a you thing. I learned it from. I learned from the best.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I don't think that's true.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, but, yeah, she looks great. You think she looks great?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think she looks amazing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

Let's go on to our next queen.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was going to Kennedy Davenport. This is giving me somewhere between. What do you call it, coming to America.

[Monet X Change]

Mm.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And.

[Monet X Change]

And the Cher show.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And. Yeah, and a little Cher in there, too. I like this. I like this. I like this dress. I actually like this dress and this hair and this headpiece. I think that maybe she should have done something different with the makeup on this one instead of the normal Kennedy beat. But to be fair, I'm also grow. I have, like, three beats. I have, like, a really. I have, like, a smudgy one. I have a sharp one, and then I have a sharp, smudgy one. Who am I to tell you to switch up your makeup?

[Monet X Change]

I have three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The circle, the line, and the circle line.

[Monet X Change]

I thought this was good too. I did think the hair was so great this way, but from the sides, girl, her hair was like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It was like.

[Monet X Change]

It was like a pancake on her. So that was my only critique about this look. And this headpiece. This headpiece is insane. I don't think she needed it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it.

[Monet X Change]

I had all that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But also it'd be like that when you pack your hair. It be like that. Your hair, y'. All. Sometimes the queen you're looking at, her wig is just suitcase shaped. Sometimes your wig is shaped like the suitcase. It is what it is.

[Monet X Change]

You know what I mean? Yes, she is. She definitely has a carry on. On her head for sure. And this is not passing the fucking. The little. Have they ever met you with your bag in the little thing to check the size of it? Never went out once to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I've never had to do that. But I've also never told the line.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, but I see them doing it for bags that look obvious to me, and they will. And I mean also, I guess, because you know our status with Delta and, like, where we're boarding, maybe they're less. They care about it less, but. Which is a little classist, and Delta should review that. But yeah, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I went to London this week to interview Madonna for her. For Our Heart Radio for her album release party.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, that came out already?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it came out two days ago.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I saw it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I was like, you.

[Monet X Change]

You weren't you just in London, like, Put it out the next live.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was a live. It was a TikTok live.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, it was streamed over like 200 iHeartradio stations. Anyway, the point is, I went to London with one carry on. Me. I had three outfits in one carry on. And I have. And I've now upgraded from my small purse to now I carry this gigantic purse that I got back from you. Taylor, not on camera. Has a gigantic suitcase.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. That's normal, girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We were there for two days.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. You have skincare.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have three. All of them. All of them is in my thing.

[Monet X Change]

You have three outfits you might want to change into.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I have all three of them in my thing.

[Monet X Change]

You probably want multiple pairs of shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So did I.

[Monet X Change]

All in one and a carry on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, I could do that.

[Monet X Change]

All of that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had one of those long T shirt gowns that I wore to your thing the other day. Remember that long braid T shirt gown?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah, I had that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I had the pink tuxedo dress thing that you worn.

[Monet X Change]

Ease of you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I had some lounge clothes.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And had a pair of pink pumps. And I had some Crocs.

[Monet X Change]

And you wore the Crocsman shoe. Taylor probably had two shoes and his travel shoes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also have my laptop, my toothbrush, my skincare. Anyway, I was like, girl. And he was like, you're gonna forget something. Guess who forgot something. Wasn't me.

[Monet X Change]

It was Taylor. Taylor went shopping.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I didn't go shopping. I had everything I needed.

[Monet X Change]

Anyway, the thing about you, when you wear wigs on this podcast, you cannot stop touching it. Bob, this is you the entire time. It's braids.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's just when I have braids on, it's only braids. I only do this with braids.

[Monet X Change]

And I don't know why you kept. You look a cat.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Ms. Jasmine Kennedy. I think she looks stunning here. I love this hair. I love. I'm into this, like, crawly hair circles.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I've seen this too. I've seen it on, like, a lot of. I get, like, a lot of black girl hair things on Instagram. Shocker. I research a lot of black hairstyles and a lot of. I want to start doing it too. It's like instead of just like the tiny little spit curl, it's like a big curl that goes like this. I want to get into that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love it. But be careful what you look for on Instagram, because Instagram will be like, oh, that's all you want. Right. I Looked up, like, a few, like, sewing, because I'm kind of getting back into my sewing bag because I made that dress for the I Do Drag

[Monet X Change]

video, which is great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

When I tell you, like, sewing, sewing, sewing, sewing, sewing. Denim, you like denim. You want to see denim, you want to repurpose jeans. I'm like, yeah, girl, but calm down.

[Monet X Change]

Do you have anything to say about your arch nemesis Jasmine Kennedy and everything you said about her? And you won't give her her flowers?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she already said online that she likes that I said nice things about her in last episode, which I had nice things to say, and I think she looks really good here. But I will have some criticism this episode because I have it written down in my notes. Diva.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she looks really good. I think Jazzy looks gorgeous. The eye makeup, to me, could be a little. I don't know. Sometimes I want a little more precision in the eye makeup, but I think her face looks gorgeous. Her face card is sticking. It is. And the dress is pretty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I also love that she came out and she, like, broke up when she saw Michelle in that ball cap.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it was good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What do you mean? I'm a little ruru. Let's go on to Sam star in this belt look. I think this look so good, so good. I'm really into this all belts look. I also like when Cardi B. Did it as a glove with, like, Rolexes and watches. I love accessories turned into outfits. I think Sam looks really good here. I think her, her, this hat, the belt's continuing onto the hat. This is a great. This is a great look. She looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, she looks great. She looks no nose on this. I mean, I think it's really dope, and having it be not, and I like that. It wasn't a gown. It was. It was two pieces. I think that looks good. And having it as gloves also is a nice piece. Like, I love when the look goes from head to toe. She's talking about every aspect of this, and it looks really good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Jacob, could you go ahead and add Joey J's? It's not in the doc, but our wild card winner is Joey J. We have reintroduced the first gay contestant in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, and Joey J. Is our wild card. And I'm happy, I'm excited. I'm happy. She's the one I. She's the one I want to back more than anyone.

[Monet X Change]

I would. I was between her and Selena because Selena was great television and she did good in her bracket, but I, I, I think Joey J. Has been doing a really good job as well. So I'm not mad at Joey J. I, I, I like, I like. I would have liked either of them. Or Morgan MCA goes too. I think Morgan. But see, here's the thing. When you go into first bracket, I forget bitch. I can't remember how well she did. It's been a minute. It's been a minute, right? So I feel like if I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Did you remember that dawn was, was the highest earning queen from the entire series?

[Monet X Change]

Dawn is the ginger minj of this of the season. And I didn't remember that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Someone just said, is Bob's skincare just a bar of soap? No. I have this thing now. I use Squalane cleanser. I use the tinctures, the little from the ordinary. And, and I use, and I use baby shampoo. But I have this thing that I've started traveling with now. It looks like one big thing of liquid, but it's actually got several compartments in it. So my shampoo, my conditioner, my oil, and my Squalane cleanser are all inside of this one thing work.

[Monet X Change]

And does that, does that clear. Don't it confuse one?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes, it does, because it's just four little ones inside of one.

[Monet X Change]

Right, right, right, right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And you pump them. But I don't, I don't. But see, I'm not packing my skincare in its original. I redistribute it for travel so it's all in smaller ones.

[Monet X Change]

That's annoying. I just travel with the full size things as read, restore, repack.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You have to go check it.

[Monet X Change]

Yes, because repacking it is just annoying to me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Joey J. I fucking. There's something about that, like feathers exploding out of a garment. This look is so good. She looks so amazing. I like this, like, stripper meets, like, not Barbarella. Burlesque meets Runway.

[Monet X Change]

I feel like it's like burlesque meets dominatrix.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I reckon so. But regardless, this looks stunning, and she is my winner, and I want her to win.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know, Mitchell. Okay, full T. When I did Pit Stop, y', all, I hadn't seen. We didn't. We did Pitstop four weeks ago, so I hadn't seen any of Racket three yet, so I didn't know how Joy J. Was gonna do. I, you know, you just have to, like, you know, fake the font for the episode. But, like, after seeing, like, all her, all of her work so far, I think Joey Jay is doing a really good job. And Bianca accused of wearing a lot of Etsy wigs. But going back, I don't think so. I think the wigs fit her proportionately. And after seeing the other wigs she did, I have to completely disagree with Bianca. I think Joey Jay is actually doing exceptional drag, especially after her first season when she was. Went home so early. And I think Joey Jay was great. This is a great outfit. I think the hair looks good on her. I'm a Joey Jay fan, and. Which I was not expecting. No shade. I wasn't expecting to be. I wasn't expecting to be so obsessed with her.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Speaking of Bianca, I just gotta say, when the whole stunt you pulled on the Pit Stop. That's not funny. The Pit Stop is not where you go to joke around and do hee hees.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And we're talking more about that on current events.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Jacob says, shut your ass up. And what'd you do?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, shut my ass up. Cause that's our producer.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, what about it? Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the preliminary points are all wiped completely clean, and the girls are starting back at square one. And Ru tells them they're gonna be. That they are actually gonna be deciding who is in the bottom. Lipstick against each other. RuPaul has wiped her hands. Punches pilot. Honey, I wipe my hands of your self destruction. Can anyone name that musical? Um.

[Monet X Change]

Jesus.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yes. I wipe my hands of your self destruction.

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

RuPaul's like, Y' all can do it. I'm gonna be hanging out up here kicking it.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, But. Which I love. I love the Rita Queen. I think it always gives good drama. And that's what I want. That's what I wanted. My Drag Race and my television. And this week, the girls are doing the tell Me Something Good story hour.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you excuse me? I need to take my braids out. They're, like, starting to hurt. They're too fresh, and they're starting to hurt. I just gotta take them out for a second. I'm so sorry, Ma.

[Monet X Change]

Wow. So easy as you just take them out for a second. You know, most

[Bob the Drag Queen]

they were hurting. They were. You know when you put your braids in too tight?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I know. I know the feeling.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ooh. Ooh. But, yeah, RuPaul is over. She's over it. She's like, I'm not rating you guys. I'm here to just. I'm. I'm just. I'm literally just here to host and give my opinions, and my opinions don't mean nothing except for the top one and the bottom. Y' all can figure out who. Who's the trash queens.

[Monet X Change]

Do you think. Do you think RuPaul ever hosts or he only. He only hosts or does he ever travel?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, I don't think RuPaul hosts at home. I think RuPaul travels.

[Monet X Change]

How do you know? You know, he don't. He don't work at home.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I said I don't know. I said I don't. I said I think. I don't know. I've never fucked RuPaul, so I don't know. I mean, I don't know. And I don't know anyone who's fucked RuPaul. I mean, I guess I. I guess I technically kind of know her husband. I met him once or twice. I guess I know him.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I mean, that would be crazy. That means. That means RuPaul is hooking up in LA. He only. He'll go to a hotel. Like, oh, he probably has a guy over, but it's probably, like, a room.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe we get some room. Maybe Rue probably has a house. This is just for probably. I mean, did you see the giant

[Ryan Reynolds]

cage in the backyard?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

In the backyard. But she kept raving,

[Monet X Change]

you know, I'm so mad about that video we recorded, y'. All, that video recorded was so funny. And it. See the light of day. I forgot what happened to it. Do you know the details about this silk and a. And a curia beef?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Kind of. And we'll talk about that and we

[Ryan Reynolds]

can talk about it more on our.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Patreon exclusive.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So the Tell me something good. So RuPaul says you have to do the Tell Me Something Good story hours where the girls have to tell a story that gives a lesson to their younger selves. And now we're back in the work rooms and. And the girls are all gagged. That Brecket 3 has four contestants, meanwhile.

[Monet X Change]

Three.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's four.

[Monet X Change]

Three. Joey, Jasmine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

And. And who is it?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

There's four.

[Monet X Change]

Monet. Who is it? Joey J. Jasmine. Who else?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Jasmine Kennedy. It is. Let me pull up the looks. Hold on. That's four. I promise you. The four girls are Sam Starr. Sam Starr, Kennedy Davenport, Jasmine Kennedy and Joey J. They're all from bracket four. Three, I mean.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, because they brought two. Yeah, he brought an extra one from bracket four.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You want to apologize to me?

[Monet X Change]

You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. Please. Anyway, this is personal growth.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You should go to Spain more often

[Monet X Change]

while Bob is on his nonsense. I want to remind you, honey, the

[Bob the Drag Queen]

tapas is getting to you, Honey.

[Monet X Change]

I want to remind you guys that I am coming on tour. Back on tour this spring, this fall to see to do some more high heels bad news Comedy day. So go to monetize.com get your tickets and I'll see you. I'm going to be in Florida. I'm going to be in Fort Greene, going to be in Louisville. I'm going to be in South Carolina. North Carolina. So go see me. Go to monashchange.com to get your tickets. Bob, where are you going to be?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And I'll let you all know that I will be on the West End performing in Jesus Christ Superstar as King Harry on my dream roles for one week only in November. And of course and I had to rearrange some dates. I'm so sorry for those dates I had rearranged but it is truly one

[Monet X Change]

of my dream roles.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I am a little sorry actually, but it's one of my dream roles. And to find out where you can see, you can go to seethedradqueen.com to get your tickets. What is this? Oh, and Silver rivalry at Lolympia in Montreal.

[Monet X Change]

Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

For Laughs Comedy Festival live podcast.

[Monet X Change]

Yes. Go to hahaha.com or seethedragon.com or monet.com

[Ryan Reynolds]

it's being weird and not like zooming out.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, oh, you can't zoom out.

[Monet X Change]

You can only zoom from what I saw. Y' all need to hurry up and get this ticket.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It didn't look that bad.

[Monet X Change]

It could be better.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Monet X Change]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

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[Bob the Drag Queen]

so A' Kera and Sookie have not communicated in over a year.

[Monet X Change]

My needs would be besties, by the way.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is like living together.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Which is wild to me. And I mean, I don't know, like, do you have like an old drag nemesis that if you walked in you'd be like, ooh,

[Monet X Change]

no, I don't really.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

How about that one girl from your season who you thought quit dragging. If you walked in all there and saw her, would you be like, oh, but y' all were never best friends though?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, we weren't friends. We weren't really ever really friends. We were cordial.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But wouldn't you still be like, ooh,

[Monet X Change]

I would, I would if I saw her for sure.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Then we would send us some offseason Drama with y'. All, they'd be like. People be like. Now, overall, on some of us, they'd be like, do you know the tea between that girl and Monet?

[Monet X Change]

Um, can we. Let's talk about how the put some respect on the motherfucking Davenport's name. The drag queen family. Y' all ain't do shit, honey. The Davenports, we run drag. Rather Curia and Kenn, honey, we are. The Davenports are those girls. Don't forget, I am a motherfucking Davenport.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I remember that you were Davenport, but I need to remind you that you were left on the doorstep and the drag queens took you in, and we raised you. So you may be a Davenport by blood, but you were raised by the drag queens, honey. And it was me, Lili, Heavenly, Miss Cracker. Fucking. We all showed you what was what.

[Monet X Change]

Lily heavily Raymundo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What the fuck? Lily heavily Raymunda. Scandalo. Yes. My multicultural family, my Jewish daughter, my black daughter, my Puerto Rican daughter. We all raised you, honey. We're not there yet. Jacob Kennedy.

[Monet X Change]

Kennedy. Kennedy. Jasmine Kennedy says that her and her and Silky and Crystal, they toured all 36 states together. I want to be very clear. Jasmine Kennedy. There are 50 states.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, I think what she was saying is they did the entire tour. All 36 states from this tour. I think other girls are jumping on and off, and they did all 36 dates together.

[Monet X Change]

I don't know, girl, she from Texas, and we know the reading level. Fucking Texas.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But. But she wants to do a tour alliance with Crystal and Silky. Um, and then Sam is nervous because she said that she. Sam is nervous because she was in the bottom in a challenge that was similar to this last time she was on Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, and Joey's trying to get a Brecker3 alliance going. Um, and then at one point, Joey. Jasmine said that Joey was snippy with her during Brecket 3. I'm like, do I just not remember that? I don't remember Joey being snippy with her. I think.

[Monet X Change]

I think they had, like, a little bit of tension. Maybe Jasmine is calling it snippy. Joey was probably just being a little cunty. But they. They did have a little tension in the bracket, for sure kind of thing. Jasmine's one of the girls. She may.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe she plays a little too much, I think. I don't know, though. She looks like she. Like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I could never know about that. Me. You would never know about that.

[Monet X Change]

Not us.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

We don't know nothing about playing too much. She'd be fighting more than Us?

[Monet X Change]

Well, we. But we play with each. I mean, that's not true. You play with everyone. I. I really. I really just play with you too much with you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's not true.

[Monet X Change]

Listen to Jacob. Jacob said this, do this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But you were the one talking when

[Ryan Reynolds]

he did it,

[Monet X Change]

Don. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, well, Suki does apologize. Suki holds Crystal's hand and apologizes to her for not giving her a point during the MVQ point distribution. And I feel like Crystal takes everything on the chin. Crystal doesn't seem to be hurt by anything. Nothing fazes her. She's like, it's okay. Like, nothing seems to ever phase Crystal Method.

[Monet X Change]

She's. She's a free spirit, a free bird. She kind of just beats her own drum. And I think that's what she doesn't. I don't think she's taking any. Any of this stuff, like, personally. She's like, girl, it's the game. It's just drag. Like, you apologize, like, whatever. Like, I'm moving on.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dawn and Jasmine are getting a lot of laughs from Rue during their little table read. And it's pretty clear that the girls do not think Joey J. Is competition. And then when it gets to Crystal for her table read, she basically has nothing. She, like, stalls out. Well, I thought they were going to play her. I thought they were going to give her that bad edit because as soon as she started telling her story, they started playing that dumpy music. You know, when they started, like, well, when I was.

[Monet X Change]

Bom be doo be doo be doo be doo.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Dumb story. Bad, bad job.

[Monet X Change]

Doopee doo bonk bonk.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Crystal said that she is just going to make it up. And Silky's like, bullshit. You're calculated. I don't believe you. And then Silky and Akira, they're at odds with each other. They're, like, throwing subtle shade the entire time. And Sookie says because Akira came for her character and her talent on social media, which is gaggy.

[Monet X Change]

I also. I also have this note about people. I know that I don't own New York. There are a lot of transplants. But when people say they're from New York and they're not from New York, I am. You're not from New York. You lived in. You lived in New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm a New Yorker now. What?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, but. Okay, but you didn't say you're from New York. I say I haven't never come from New York.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm New York.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And the last thing I want to say is this. There's a weird moment where Joey J is like, well, we didn't really get to have a long time. We. My bracket. We didn't get to have an alone time. And then Jasmine goes, I saw you a few times and if you want to take it there, we can. And I was like, what is. Is there a Jasmine Joey beef that I do not know about that's been happening fully off screen that I've never. And Joey was like, I didn't take it anywhere. It was the first time I seen Joey be like, look like. Like, I'm not like, what the fuck? Like, like angry.

[Monet X Change]

It was also. It was also. They had another. More tension too when. Remember when they were all. All the girls got to the workroom and Jazz and Kenny was talking and then Joey J came into the conversation. She was like, you're. She's like, you're in my camera. And Joey J was like, well, find a new one.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Are they gonna find. Like, do I not know about the Joey Jazz beef?

[Monet X Change]

Joey Jazz is crazy. The Jazzy Joe. Um, yeah, it's interesting.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's hit the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race and take a look at these. Jerges, honey. So off Rip. I love ruin a mini dress.

[Monet X Change]

Same. Showed those fucking 12ft long. 12 foot long legs.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It feels like RuPaul is the only one who didn't get the color note.

[Monet X Change]

Or she did and she was like, I'm not doing it because I am the host. I am the queen of drag.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was once at a party for bebe Zahar Benet's 30th birthday party, and she told everyone to show up in some color, black or red or something. And she's like, the color is this. We're all showing up in this color. And then she showed up in the exact opposite color work.

[Monet X Change]

That sounds like. That sounds like very bb. Who was this guy that was the guest judge, you know, who was gonna stop that train?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

He was in the movie with you. He was in a movie with you once.

[Monet X Change]

What. What. What role was he?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This guy was in a movie with you? Monet.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was the misogynist trained conductor who bullied Rachel Bloom's character. Rachel Bloom, the woman at the glasses who's like, there was a storm. And then she. So she works at the office. And then her. The. Her boss is a man who's a misogynist. And. Yeah, that's him.

[Monet X Change]

Got it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is your co worker.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. I was there for literally an eight. Eight hours on one day.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You both getting paid from the same place as your co worker.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, look at Michelle's little hip cutouts.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, Michelle, so let's go on to the queens. We're gonna do. You wanna do their. Okay, let's do just a show, then. Their looks. Just.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think they show them their looks. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

So Dawn's. Okay, I wanna say, first of all, dear RuPaul's Drag Race, any producer listening, don't ever do this challenge again.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, this is like the one they

[Bob the Drag Queen]

did, the one where Ginger had the shoes from her mom.

[Monet X Change]

That one. They also did a Sam Star season as well. I always hate these challenges. You can never. I mean, I know the judges, they always talking about do something, like, make it stupid or make me laugh, whatever. But sometimes it sounds like the way they pitch it to the girls is that they want a little earnesty in it because they want, like, heart and comedy, and it's just always fucking weird every time they've done a challenge like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. This is bizarre. I feel like dawn, first of all, I feel like. I feel like this was not a story about weed. I feel like this wasn't a story about weed because, like, I mean, I've been a little. A little high in, like, paranoia. But this. This sounds. I'm not saying dawn did crack, but first of all, she called it a. I'm not saying dawn did crack. She called it a pipe instead of a bowl. I feel like you smoke weed out of a bowl. Like a little bowl, like a weed pipe.

[Monet X Change]

Well, she probably. Maybe she doesn't smoke weed a lot, so she doesn't know. Just like before, for a longest time, I used to say, do weed, and people are potheads. Like, girl, do weed. What are you talking about?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And please don't accuse her of doing crack. I just said, I'm not accusing dawn of doing crack.

[Monet X Change]

But you're insinuating.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is this doesn't feel like weed behavior. Have you ever acted like this up on weed?

[Monet X Change]

The first time I did weed, yeah. Me and Lamar did some crazy stuff when I did weed.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You called the cops on weed cause you thought you were dying?

[Monet X Change]

I did. In high school, in college, I did call the cops. I wouldn't call my cops. I called my mom when my. My friend did a little too much, and she was, like, not passed out, but she was, like, unresponsive. And I was like, should we call the police? Because I don't. I'm scared. I did do that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I went to the emergency room because I smoked too much weed and I had a panic attack, and I never Had a panic attack before, so I thought I was, like, having a heart attack. And I went to the emergency room, and the nurse was like, diva, you just smoked too much weed. Like, just drink some water, diva. And I was like, oh, I legitimately

[Bob the Drag Queen]

thought I was gonna die.

[Monet X Change]

You thought weed was, what, supposed to make you calm? Yeah, but when you do too much and when you. Like, when you first start doing weed, you're like, wait, is it normal doing weed? Am I supposed to be this, like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The first time you did a weed, how was your experience?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I mean, for some people, for me, my personal brain chemistry.

[Monet X Change]

You're right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thank you for. Thank you for that note. I appreciate it. Let's move on to the next story.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't think the story was right for this challenge, and I didn't like her execution of it, but she looks cute, though.

[Monet X Change]

I think Donna Gray. I did not think she was that funny. It could have definitely used a few more jokes. And I think she obviously, you know, added some fluff and some drama to the story. I doubt it was that or it may have felt that dramatic. But some of the things, like when she, like, the big reaction she's having may not have happened, but I think that it could have just. It could have just done with more jokes.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to who I thought was the obvious winner of the week. Joey J. Who had some great lines. You're going to grow up poor, but one day you'll be older. My father was in the kitchen. He once did this trickery. Disappeared for 34 years, and we still can't find him. The soundboard was great. This is a great way to do an awkward challenge. I even loved her, like, pausing, walking over, finding the button, pressing it. The only thing that I have is I wish she didn't have the cue cards. But even then, they didn't bother me.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, the cue cards weren't a mess. Again, I wish she would have just memorized the whole thing because that if she memorized the whole thing, she would have been at, like, a hundred percent with the cue cards. I still supported, like, a 97%. I think she looks good. I think that. I think that Joey J. Having this running bit about her being the first openly gay contestant on the show is always. It's always funny. It's never not funny. And it's a great way to reference yourself and to always bring some of you into a challenge that the judges and the fans resonate with that is uniquely you. No one else can do this on the show anymore.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Again, what is this look? What's wrong with the look? I'm asking, what is it? Is it a dress on a shirt? Is the dress sewn to the shirt? Is it a skirt and a. What is it?

[Monet X Change]

I do think stone tights are out. Can we please stop with the stone tights, please? I think it's fine. Is it a. Is it a home run? No, but you're not really being critiqued on his look, so who cares?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't like it.

[Monet X Change]

Also, I found out that she does these snatchback ponytails herself, which is very. She put a word.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, that is fair. Let's go on to Jasmine Kennedy.

[Monet X Change]

I love Jasmine's story, actually. I think, again, it could have done. Oh, I. I liked her story, but again, it could have been. It could have had more jokes. We needed more jokes. And I think this is where queens get confused, because you don't want to maybe. I think they don't want to add too many jokes to take away from the sincerity of it, but to quote RuPaul, made me laugh. Be stupid. So, like, put more jokes. And she looks. She looks fucking stunning.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. She looks great. I feel like the stakes are really low in this story. This story is a nothing burger. There is nothing going on in this story. She's even, like, I wasn't even wearing the makeup. I thought I wasn't wearing it. The stakes are just so low. No one seems to really care that she's got makeup on. Um, the ending was cute. I thought dawn wrapped it up perfectly. It was a bit melodramatic, but it was sweet.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. And we. We, we, we. We have known Jasmine Kennedy to be a very dramatic queen. At this point.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Kennedy Davenport.

[Monet X Change]

Girl, the challenge was, tell me something good, not tell me something triggering. And, like, the moral at the end was so weird. Like, I was like, what? Like, getting whooped in school will make you win all the comedy challenges on Drag Race. Like, maybe she thought she was doing a joke that would come back and be funny, but it was not. Girl.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think the point was that, like, being the class clown didn't work out then, but it could work out in the future. I will say black culture really loves to laugh about getting whoopings. Like, it is a huge thing in black. It is like a getting. Like, joking about getting whippings or whoopings is a big part of black standup comedy. I did not grow up getting whooped, so I really don't know. I cannot speak to what it's like to get A to get. I mean, I have gotten a. I probably got maybe like three whoopings my whole life. And most of them were for my grandma. So I did not grow up getting whoopings. My mother never came to school and beat me up. But I will say beat me up is crazy. Well, there's a. I will say Michelle Visage at her age, being a little older than Kennedy, acting like she never heard of someone getting a whooping at school from New Jersey is crazy to me. Like Michelle's like, well, now I'm depressed. My God. People were getting Michelle. You know, people get whoopings at school, Michelle. You probably saw it. None of them. What do you call, what do you call the Italian guys?

[Monet X Change]

The Guidos.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

None of them. Guidos came to school to show out on their, on their fucking kids.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think Italians used to beat their kids like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I don't want to be triggered anyone, but you know that offensive name for the tank top you're wearing?

[Monet X Change]

Uh huh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What culture do you think that came from?

[Monet X Change]

White people?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's Italian. Italian Americans do they call.

[Monet X Change]

Is that why they call this that?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Do they wear them in the movies when they do it?

[Monet X Change]

Got it, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. So I think Kennedy. Kennedy Davenport's was strange. And then the changing of the outfit, like it wasn't necessary, made it clunky and it was just, it was not good. So I didn't like it.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I think that she could have done better. I do think that Michelle was overreacting a little bit, in my opinion because we gotta move on to Silky who basically tells a very similar story. Silky got a. Let's move on, Jacob. Silky got a whooping too. But I think why it wasn't awkward is because Silky did not portray the whooping on stage. Silky just led up to the whooping and then acknowledged that the whooping happened. So I thought it was very weird that they were like, yeah, Silky great. And Silky told a very similar story. I showed out in front of people, I got a whooping.

[Monet X Change]

But it was to your point. It wasn't, I think reenacting the whooping and like her chasing herself on stage around with the belt was weird. But Silky just told the story without like trying to react, enact, reenact the whooping and shouldn't have the awkward change.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm still annoyed.

[Monet X Change]

At least so good.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I still annoyed it. Well, now I'm depressed. That really took me out for Michelle.

[Monet X Change]

Well, maybe, maybe it was triggering from Michelle, maybe Michelle got whooping and she was triggered.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. Silky tells a story about her directing the church choir as a kid. And at the very end, she took a chance to say something funny and she yells sexual chocolate. And by the way, I don't think Silky has learned from this lesson because Silky still does this.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, my God. I look like. I look like I'm on Love Island.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, Love island, it would be. It'd be this big. But, yeah, I feel like the stakes in Silkies were very low, too. I get you don't have a lot of time, but all of them, the stakes are just so. Not all of them. And this one, the stakes were just so low. But I'm intrigued by the fact that Joey J. Spanned a giant chunk of her life. But still, it was effective. She went from, like, my father leaving my family all the way up to now, basically, you know.

[Monet X Change]

Well, I wonder how much time because, you know, in the spirit of these rap challenges where they clearly had pretty much almost everyone this season, had someone write their verses for them and their singing performing challenge, I was curious how much time they had for these. Did they have. Did they have the challenge before to, like, help it get written or did they write it there? I'm very, very curious.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Now let's move on to Akira Davenport. She tells her about getting pumped for a pageant in a feed store. I felt the story didn't really go anywhere, which is crazy because the story is interesting, but it felt like it was just moving along, really clunky. And this costume change was. You can see it from one a mile away. You can literally see it under her dress as she walks.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And it was just. I don't know that she needed to be back there all that time to take off this robe. She could have just walked through the screen and came back on the other side. All she'd have taken off the robe.

[Monet X Change]

And maybe there was something about it that was clunky. Also, her and Kennedy have similar robes. I feel like one of them had two robes and let the other one borrow them. Right.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can you go back to Kennedy's robe?

[Monet X Change]

It's the same thing. One is just. One is gunmetal, one is. One is crystal,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

you know, but it doesn't have the tie. But it is kind of. It is kind. No. Cause hers is like. So Kennedy's is like a low cut, isn't it? Can you go back again, Jackie? And a curious arm off the neck. Yeah.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I mean, but it is. But it's the drag queen Cover up role.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I want to find a new. I want a cover for a costume and I want to figure out. I want a new kind of COVID up. I'm so sick of wearing the same, like, I have the same cover up in like 19 different things. I was like, no, I want something new. I got to figure out a new shape.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I just did a great cover up for my show in OKC that you commented on it. That dress with the gold going off the shoulder and it wraps around and goes back down, that's a coverup.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The trick is you have to just make the dress underneath or the outfit underneath pretty much the same, just a little bit shorter.

[Monet X Change]

Thank you, Bob, for teaching me how drag works.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I actually did years ago, actually. Why you, Kikiyan?

[Monet X Change]

But anyway, Akira again, more jokes, More jokes. I think she was trying to, but you know, Akira doesn't always, like, thrive in the comedy challenges. And I think, you know, it just. She did it more funny and like, because it was a very compelling story, I think about getting pumped. I know a lot of queens who have gotten pumped in their lives. You do as well. So it was interesting hearing. I hadn't heard this side of it. The different type of needles and how big they are and how that shit's going inside of you. That was crazy to hear, but it just needed more jokes to pat it. No pun intended.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Sam Star. So Sam Starr tells the story about how she was in sports. This was my. Probably my least favorite story. I did enjoy the missing of the kicking of the ball, but then the throwing of the next two balls was like, it was the same bit twice in a row. And it didn't do the company building threes again. The stakes were just really low for this. The stakes were just so low. They were just so low. Like, was the story. Like I wanted to be in sports. The guys were cute. And now I'm a drag queen also.

[Monet X Change]

Bitch. We get it, we get it. You're from Alabama. If I have to see one more fucking cowboy hat in this girl or like, or like some type of thigh high boot. We get it. You're from. Literally this episode alone, she wore this shit twice. We get it. You're from Alabama. Okay? Imagine if I came home with a. Every Runway I had a fucking. A fucking Big Apple or I was dressed as a fucking Statue of Liberty every episode.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to be clear. I've said this before. Cowboy hats are not a big part of. Of Alabama culture. Like, I do. I. So what I'm saying is, I don't. She always looks like she's from Texas. Cowboy hats. Do you ever see. How often do you see. He's not from Alabama, but how often do you see Patrick wearing a cowboy hat?

[Monet X Change]

Who?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Patrick from Mississippi. Patrick Weiner.

[Monet X Change]

He wears cowboy boots.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I said, I'm talking about I have cowboy hat. I just said cowboy hats.

[Monet X Change]

Well, it's still a cowboy thing. I just feel okay, whatever. It's not Alabama from the South. We get it. You're from the South.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What I'm saying is I don't get why she's using cowboy hats to reference it. Because it's not really cowboy hats. Is like, everyone knows cowboy hats. Texas, if you put cowboy hats anywhere in America. So I don't get why she's always using the cowboy hat as her point of reference. Because it's not really that big for us to wear cowboy hats in the south, but she keeps doing it.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe her family is big on cowboy hats in their.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Maybe it's just her aesthetic. Outside of being from the south, her aesthetic is just cowboy hats. Because also she's wearing a bolo tie. We do not really wear bolo ties in, in Georgia or the Alabama or Mississippi. I grew up in all three. But she seems really connected to the Texas aesthetic, you know?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I thought my story was fine. I think the, the ball could have worked. I think each time, like, she should have, like, tried to kick it once, then try to like throw like a basketball once or try to do like a, I don't know, miss a volleyball. Whatever it was, she should have done three different things. And I think she missed a really big joke when she said they wanted me to play the outfield. Something about her beat. But I was in the infield about being in the closet. Something I could have, I think could have been funny, but she was missing some of the funny for me.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Diamond Love Book has a question for you, Monet. If Crystal can wear her clown outfits, I don't see why SAMSAR can't wear her cowgirl outfits. Lmao.

[Monet X Change]

Well, that's different. Crystal finds a way. Crystal is not always. That'd be like Crystal always dressing up some type of reference of Ronald McDonald or dressing up as some specific clown every time. Like, we get it. Like, you can be from the South. There's so many facets of the south that can signify that there aren't always a cowboy hat, a midriff, and some thigh high boot to signify a cowboy boot.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I do want to be clear again. Cowboy hats are not connected to the South. It's not what we do.

[Monet X Change]

For a Sam Star, it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think it's just her thing. I think it's just her thing. I think she just likes cowboy hats. And she's from. And side note, she's from the south because no one else on. No one else on Drag Race who is from the south is wearing cowboy hats. No one.

[Monet X Change]

Well, you know what? Maybe we'll get Sam Starr's number. We'll ask her about it next. Hopefully by the end of the episode. Let me text Trudy, ask if I

[Bob the Drag Queen]

can call DM me the other day and was like, what the fuck did I ever do to you?

[Monet X Change]

Did she really?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I was like, you didn't do anything.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And we'll talk about that. More on Untucked.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I was having a beef. Let's go into Crystal. Crystal. This was promising. And it delivered nothing. It had.

[Monet X Change]

I was concerned. You're going to love this. Honestly, I had a.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She had a theme of, like, being a sailor, which is weird because she's dressed like a French. What do you call it?

[Monet X Change]

A French boat. I can see it. The hat. The hat gives, like.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, but the hat gives like Napoleon, like, French conqueror. It doesn't give sailor. But she did this, like, this, like, sailor theme throughout her whole thing.

[Monet X Change]

I mean, everyone. Sam star was being. Sorry, don't want to trigger you. Was being country, but she didn't talk about being country. Like, it wasn't a whole part of her shtick.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It just this. This look. This French look is just seems so specific. And I thought it was tying to it somehow. And I can be like, she's not dressed like a sailor, but she's talking about being a sailor. I thought that she missed a big opportunity. She goes. She said something from something to sea beast, and she pointed at them on sea beast. I think she should have said, from California to sea beast. And then she should have turned to her left and said, c beast. I think that would have been a better reading of it than just, like, Seabast. It should have been like, see? You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

And also Bob the bus driver. I was like, is this about me?

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I thought that Crystal's was fine. I did not think it was one of the funniest ones in the challenge. I was shocked that the judges responded so well to it and so big to it. I thought it was fine. But, you know, I get. Sometimes I. Sometimes I watch them, I'm like, maybe because they were in the room. And sometimes when you see live stuff. It is better in the room than you just watching it back on tape, which is whatever. But so maybe we're missing the magic that was happening in the room. Maybe.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She also spent a big chunk of her things shitting on Missouri.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Can she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She's from there.

[Monet X Change]

She could do that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Can she? Will she be safe going back to Missouri? Miss Sour Eye, let's go into the judging. So the judges had good critiques for. I wrote her. Who the fuck is her?

[Monet X Change]

I don't know. Wait, wait. Let's go weather runways.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay. Let's go the runways.

[Monet X Change]

We have dawn increable. I think her hair looks fierce. This dress is fierce. She probably fucking made it herself. Bianca didn't like the color of this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

The color she said in untucked that it was made by Garo Sparrow.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, then never mind. But I love, love, love this hair. I'm just constantly impressed by the way this queen is able to look and her fashion and her sensibilities. I love it. I don't even wear hair like this, but I want this hair.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Am I. Is this a colorblind thing? She was like, I'm wearing the same seafoam green from. And I was like, these are different colors, like, completely. She like. She was like. She said this look was a reference to her on the red carpet. Cause she's wearing the same color. And they showed the picture. And I was like, these don't look the same.

[Monet X Change]

Maybe it's a lighting thing, I think. Maybe a lighting thing. I think they were.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

But I think it looks really good. And, yeah, she looks great. Let's move on to our next queen, who is Silky nutmeg Ganache, who I think looks stunning. I love the sculptural. Her hair looks like the honeycomb from New York City.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, yeah, I see that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I love this beaded, like, attachment between her waist and her.

[Monet X Change]

She loves. She loves that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This looks stunning. This is her gothic black swan look. And I think she looks amazing.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think. I think she looks good, too. I think the hair looks really cool.

[Home Chef Sponsor Host]

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[Monet X Change]

That fucking titty meat bitch. She look like she really has some, like, double Ds under there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to read what it's B703 says Dawn looks good. I'll have to give her her tens no matter how I feel about her. How do you feel about Dawn? Jesus Christ. What the fuck did dawn do to you? Let's go on to Crystal Method.

[Monet X Change]

Oh.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Oh, my God. Fair look of the night. I love this look.

[Monet X Change]

Fair look of the night.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know, I love clown drag. And this look is so insane to me, it looks so next level. Again, not a single note. Every single proportion, everything about this look. The hair, the hat, the feather, the gloves, the boa, the big flower on the boa. Everything great.

[Monet X Change]

My only slightest critique is like, I don't think she needed this. And this is coming from me. Y' all know I love a stone. I don't think she needed to stone the black and white patterns. Like, I mean, maybe in person, on stage, it probably looks nice with the lights flashing on it, but I think just having that green ball on her headstone was enough. I don't think the checkerboard or the stripes needed the stoning on it. It's just, like, a waste. And it kind of takes away from the specialness of this. Of this garment. But I think, again, this is really good.

[Home Chef Sponsor Host]

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[Monet X Change]

This. This mixing of color and pattern is so fucking chic. I think that have pairing it with this, like, short little wig, too, was so cunty. This little hat, she just has such an amazing attention to detail. And I don't know if Crystal styles everything herself or she just lets one of someone who styles for her just go at it and be like, oh, I like it, but this is so well done. I think she looks immaculate.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, Maybe there's a team of people coming up with the madness. That is the method. But she looks great. You wanna move on to Kennedy, dude.

[Monet X Change]

The madness isn't the method. I like that she should use that on something. The madness is the thing.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I reckon she's probably stumbled across that at some point. She must have maybe crazy if she's not.

[Monet X Change]

Kennedy looks so good.

[Home Chef Sponsor Host]

This

[Monet X Change]

volcanic, peachy pink thing is so pretty on her skin. And she has this. She has Joshua. To me, the name of this, it's like a super fine mesh that they use. I have it in a few outfits.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is Joshua Ponte.

[Monet X Change]

No. No, it's not. I don't. I don't know if this is Joshua, but Jossuan used that mesh on me one time on an outfit, and it blends so well with the skin because, you know, sometimes it's hard for black girls to find a mesh that, like, works exactly with them. This one is, like, the best one in the business, and I love that. So she can have this, like, embellishments on her arms with the stones. I think that looks really regal and very rich. And I think Kennedy looks really good here.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I agree. She looks great. I think. I do think her boobs could be a Little bit bigger because she's kind of pear shaped, but nothing wrong with being a little pear shaped.

[Monet X Change]

You, you look, girl. She has. She wanted to have, like, fucking age breath. I think the size of her tits are great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I think either her hips could be a little smaller or her boots could be a little bit bigger to give her a few. A true hourglass shape instead of, like a pear shape. That's all.

[Monet X Change]

I don't think it's a pear, girl. A pear would be this. She's not a pair. Like, she.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Okay, okay. I don't know. You felt so fast about that.

[Monet X Change]

Justice for girls that don't have huge tits, Bob.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah, I know, but this. The thing is, right, you can do whatever you want with your body, But I'm saying, it's just what I say. This is. This is my opinion. Anyway, let's go on to Akira Danford, who's doing her take on the La Chamera dress, from which I think this dress has been the most replicated in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Monet X Change]

Now, people got mad at me on the Pit Stop for saying. I'm gonna say it again here. I do not like this, y'. All. Jacob, can you pull up the original Chimera, please?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, I mean, Mugler, it's gonna be crazy to try to make it.

[Monet X Change]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Don't even attempt this. Like, no Shade and Akira, I've said several times on this podcast, a' Keria is an amazing designer. The things she's able to construct are truly mind blowing. I could never, on my best day, with 20 years sewing experience, create what she has created. This is not. It's just not giving. It looks so muddy the way it's done. Like, I'm sorry about it, but it's just. I mean, I mean,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I mean, the Chimera dress is. Is. Is a feat of fashion engineering, obviously. And this is like that Cat Williams joke. You know, there's a car like the Charger that looks like a Phantom, but then a Phantom pulls up and you're like, God damn, I'm in the Charger. And obviously, side by side, this comparison is just not gonna work. But on its own, I don't mind this look. I think she looks really cute and I think she looks good.

[Monet X Change]

Work.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's go on.

[Monet X Change]

It's called the Chimera, by the way. Is it called the Chimera?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It's called La Chimera. Le Chimera. It's like French le.

[Monet X Change]

Your ambush trophy looks like this.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to the first homosexual contestant openly Joey. Awful.

[Monet X Change]

I hated this dress. I love her. I love her neck up. That hair is dope, and her face is beautiful. This dress is hideous.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Hideous.

[Monet X Change]

Hideous. I hate this dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

What?

[Monet X Change]

I don't like this dress.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This dress is in Spanish. How do you say it in German? I. I think. I don't. I'm not blown away by this look, but I think she looks. I think she looks good. It's not like. It's not bad for me. I just think that. I don't know. I think that she. I think she looks fine. I think she looks fine. But I don't. I don't hate this dress.

[Monet X Change]

I don't feel much into your drag. You look fine.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, there are. But. But. But you're saying you hate it. Like, I don't hate. I'm sure the. The goal was to impress. But you hate the dress, which I. Which I'm not having that experience. You know, I hate it.

[Monet X Change]

I don't even understand what is that supposed to be, like, droopy stones on the thing? Is it a corset? The corset. I.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Sam Starr, who's in this gold dress with this blonde wig.

[Monet X Change]

Awful.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Um, to me, this dress is fine. I like the idea of the heels and the hips and the heels and the titties and the matching heels on your feet. But I'm not offended by the dress. I do agree that it could be longer or shorter, but I think what it is, is it's lacking dimension because there's nothing but one fabric. You know what I mean?

[Monet X Change]

I would say that. Yeah.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You can't even tell there are shoes because they're the exact same. I think even the bottom of the shoe is. Is got sequins on it.

[Monet X Change]

Um, she should have done the shoes in another fabric if. If, like, maybe, like, the dress was black and the heels were gold to, like, show, like. Which would've been very Schiaparelli. But, yeah, I think that all being one tone, you lose it. You lose it. I did not. If Samsa did not say those were. Those were high heels in her. In her talking, in her voiceover, I would not have known they were heels. And Samsar has the unique talent to make herself look any one inch tall on Drag Race. I don't know what it is she will wear. She'll make herself look like, inch high private eye every time.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, she is short.

[Monet X Change]

I know. So do things to elongate also, you know?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

You know the chat just pointed out. Thank you, J. Remember now from watching untucked Utica made Joey J's dress that you hate.

[Monet X Change]

Okay. Oh, okay.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

That's your New York sister.

[Monet X Change]

She's not from New York. She's from Indiana.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

No, she's from upstate New York.

[Monet X Change]

No, you always. You think this every time. She's from Utica. Minneapolis, Indiana, something like that.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm thinking Ithaca.

[Monet X Change]

Ithaca. No, but there is. There is a Utica, New York. But Utica, New York, is, like, a big town. Her town is only, like she said, like, 2,000 people.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Let's move on to Kennedy. I mean, Jasmine Kennedy. I don't like the colors of this dress, but I do like the idea. But I think these colors are upsetting me.

[Monet X Change]

Why the blue and white?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. And I think in the hair is also upsetting me. I wish that. I wish the bottom was just black on it. I wish it was just black and. And not like this, like, kind of shiny fabric. I think the word is not chiffon. It looks like it might be, like, a taffeta or something, but I wish it was just a different fabric. But I. In a different color.

[Monet X Change]

I completely disagree. I think this dress is stunning. I like this. I don't think I've ever seen a shape like this on Drag Race before. I think it looks really cool. She looks like something from, like, American Horror Story, like that Lady Gaga did, which I think it might be a reference to that. I do agree with you. The hair, though. The blue thing in the hair was weird to me. I think she just done it, like, in a. Like, a really light bleach blonde to give, like, a highlight that way. But it being blue wasn't my favorite choice. But I think this dress. I love this gown. I think it looks. It looks really fierce. It does.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

It does.

[Monet X Change]

It does feel a little older. Like, it feels like a woman.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

She looks a solid 45.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. Like, this is a gown for a mature lady, but I still think she looks great.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Rickle said Utica. Talking about you. Utica. Minneapolis is crazy.

[Monet X Change]

Or wherever it is. Is Utica somewhere in the. In the blue of the country? I don't know where it is.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Minneapolis is not a state.

[Monet X Change]

Oh, whatever, bitch. Whatever. I'm not from there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I'm not from Minneapolis either.

[Monet X Change]

But you weren't there.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I did used to work there, but I think. I think. Anyway, let's go on to the gym. I will never.

[Monet X Change]

I will never not get obese.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Anyway, anyway, the judging. So what it comes down to is the judges felt like crystal deserves to win this week's challenge. Despite them giving Joey J the most glowing review they could give a queen, they basically said, joey J, not only do you deserve to win, you should be the host of the show. In fact, RuPaul said, could you be my drag mom? That in mind, Krista Methy, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

[Monet X Change]

They will not stop shading this queen. They did it several times in her bracket. Now you're going to bring me back as a wild card and do it some more. I don't understand it. I agree with you. I thought she was a standout. I thought she was really funny. Maybe, you know, they get to pick and choose when the runways really matter. And maybe because the runways really matter and Crystal's Runway was. I mean, it was spectacular. So maybe that edged out over Joey Jay this time, for whatever reason. But I agree. I was gagged that Joey Jay didn't win. I thought Joey J Deserved it. One million. A trillion percent.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Yeah. I'm genuinely blown away. We go into the rated queens, and I wrote down a few. Joey gave Kennedy number one, and she said she did it on. On. On strategy. Cause she. She thought she'd be in the bottom, and she didn't want to lip sync against Kennedy. And then Kennedy gave Joey number one. So I'm like, is there an alliance here going on? Cause Kennedy and Joey gave each other the number one spot.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I wrote down that. That a' Keria put Silky fourth, not last, which was very shocking to me, because, you know,

[Bob the Drag Queen]

well, she put Kennedy second to last. She put Kennedy at number five. And then she later. Later on, and I took, like, she wish she hadn't done that. And then I noticed that, Yeah, I mean, those are the main ones that I wrote down that I thought were interesting. A' Keria gave Kennedy number five. Sam gave number six to Kennedy Davenport, and Silky gave Sam number one, which I was wondering what that was, but

[Monet X Change]

what was that based on strategy as well?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Would you have based on strategy, or would you have just done who you thought was actually the best strategy? I think a couple of girls have acknowledged they wanted to have an opportunity to knock Kennedy out of the competition, and they took that chance, and it paid off for them because they lip sync to probably one of the best drag queen songs to lip sync to, which is a remix of Nobody's Supposed to Be Here. This used to be a mainstay at my drag shows on Monday nights in Barracuda in New York City. This is a song you hope you Get. And they obviously cut it down because I want to see the full unredacted lip sync. I want to see the Dragstein files.

[Monet X Change]

And they never will.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I want to see the Dragstein files.

[Monet X Change]

We've been asking for the full Swiss

[Bob the Drag Queen]

switch crazier than they showed.

[Monet X Change]

We've been asking for the full Swiss switch for what, five years now? And we'll never get it. What you laughing at?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Ruth said, this is a lip sync for the Hery books. And Akira C. Davenport wins. And then Kennedy Davenport is. I would have given it to Kennedy personally. Who would you have given it to?

[Monet X Change]

I would have given it to Kennedy as well. And people got so mad that I sat down on a pit stop. I'm like, I would have given it to Kennedy. People like, no, Monet, it should have been a double. A double Shantae. Double stay. Yeah, double Shantae. I don't think it was a double Shantay. I think that. I think that Kennedy won, in my opinion.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I agree. I agree. I thought Kennedy should have won. I also think Kennedy has a little more to offer the competition than Akira does too.

[Monet X Change]

It is gagging to me that Kennedy Davenport girl. This is what, her fifth time?

[Bob the Drag Queen]

This is her first time not making it to the finals.

[Monet X Change]

I would. I'll be. So it's her fourth time. It's gagged at Kenny Davenport. Gwen home already? Yeah, Daddy.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Well, then who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? I, I thought Kennedy was gonna win, and now I guess I have to shift it over to Crystal Method. Crystal Method was my initial thing until I saw Kennedy. Then I thought Kenny was gonna win. Now I'm back to Crystal Method again. Not necessarily. I think Crystal's doing a good job, but I think the judges are kind of glazing it a little bit too.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah. I, I, I, I, I think it's gonna come out to Silky and Crystal Method. I mean, if Joey J keeps on the way he's going, like I feel

[Bob the Drag Queen]

like Joey Jay should, then he'll never get a win.

[Monet X Change]

Yeah, I think Joey J should be in the top there as well. Like, but I don't think that's gonna happen. By the way, they're judging, like, all his bracket and even this first episode of this new bracket. It just doesn't seem likely.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

I will say, before we get outta here, if you really feel like Kennedy won that lip sync, go to her fucking page and tip her $20. I bet, I bet her Venmo is somewhere around there. Tip that girl.

[Monet X Change]

And if you think Kennedy should want Also send it to me. If you can get it to her, send it to me and I'll make sure she gets the job.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Chuck, we'll see you all over on Untucked, where we address all of our juicy hot gossip from the world of RuPaul's Drag Race at Roscoe's, on Twitter, and even in the DMs. We'll see you guys there.

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[Monet X Change]

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