Watchery: Meet the Queens of Season 17

Summary

Sibling Rivalry "Watchery: Meet the Queens of Season 17"

Release Date: December 11, 2024
Hosts: Monét X Change and Bob The Drag Queen

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sibling Rivalry’s “Watchery” is a hilariously in-depth, look-by-look breakdown of the "Meet the Queens" promo for RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17. Bob the Drag Queen and Monét X Change examine every new contestant’s promo look, vibe, and interview moment with their signature blend of wit, drag expertise, and loving shade. They predict everything from first-out to season winner, debate singing and rapping rankings from past queens, and give listeners a taste of why this cast might be one of the most dynamic in years.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Season 17 Theme & Promo Production

• "Under the Sea" Promo Theme: Both hosts love the "water" concept and judge the promo as one of the most stunning in franchise history.
  • Bob: "Top three, most stunning collection of looks for a promo in the history of Drag Race." (05:01)
  • They question the runway’s safety with all the water and reflect on past promos and RuPaul’s gradual move to lower-effort participation in promo videos. (07:16–08:14)
  • Recurring Joke: RuPaul less and less present in the promos — just a static, wet-haired photo this time.

2. General Trends in the Season 17 Cast

• Big Drag Is Back!: Both call out a return to big silhouettes, structured hair, stones, and strong padding, as opposed to "real girl" drag. (14:23, 42:58)
  • Monét: “Big Drag is back on season 17. Big hair, big outfits, Stones, Jew... it’s back. No more of this fucking, you know, quote, unquote, real girl drag.”
• Camp and Outspoken Queens: There's a running joke that nearly every queen describes herself as a "bitch" or “the pretty one,” leading Bob to dub it "House of Villains." (04:01, 22:47)
• Varied Drag Roots: Visual artists, live singers, pageant queens, and alt drag kids mix for a "twisted" season.

3. Look-by-Look Queen Breakdown

Highlights and Memorable Quotes for Selected Queens:

• Nymphia Wind (Returnee, designed her own look)
  • Bob: “Love this bucket pouring water over her body... a lot of hard hands on a soft body.” (13:23)
  • Discussion of the saturated “nude stoned bodysuit” trend.
• Acacia Forgot (Country singer, claims drag is ready for a live-singing queen)
  • Bob: "Damn. Jinx found dead. Trixie found dead. Monet found dead. Like, girl, live singing queens have won drag race." (17:02)
  • Debate breaks out about best Drag Race singers, with Monet ranking herself at the top.
• Arietti (Seattle’s "alt" queen, artistic makeup)
  • Noted for unique, alternative paint — compared to "alien Venus flytrap" and “Is She Hungry?” (24:47–25:08)
  • Says she has "a talent for making people mad."
• Crystal Envy (New Jersey, showstopper look)
  • Monét: “This fucking outfit, the way it moved... it was really cool.” (32:40)
  • Discusses her calm, composed energy versus queens with a "bitchy resting face."
• Joella (Campy, divisive promo)
  • Bob: “This is garbage.” (48:12)
  • Monét: “Walking your reveal promo, whatever package thing in a leotard is nasty work.”
  • Recognized as spicy and confident, likely messy yet entertaining TV ("delusional…pleasurable to watch").
  • Laughed about a bit where Joella claims, “I only call out of work for emergencies, and a guy said he wants me to blow him. That’s an emergency.”
• Cory King (Huge Monét Stan, high energy, “House of Rivalry” vibes)
  • Referenced Monét multiple times, clear favorite for both hosts.
  • Bob: “I think Corey King is the winner of Drag Race Season 17.” (81:18)
• Lana Jarret ("House of London," supermodel vibes)
  • Both praise her flawless nude illusion by Garo Sparo.
  • Bob: “This look is a 9.5 out of 10.”
• M-Stars (Visual "look queen," heavy makeup and outlandish design, "daughter" of Nina Bonina Brown)
  • Bob: “I believe we found our look queen of the season.” (63:33)
  • Minor critiques for shoes/headpiece, but overall, gagged by the construction.
• Anya Nerve (Cleveland, bold look, drama/theatre blend)
  • Described as “lip sync assassin vibes” by Bob. (69:57)
• Lexi Love (Oldest girl at 33, basic emergency look)
  • Rumor she did her promo in a last-minute made outfit: "Spray adhesive and glitter."
• Susie Toot
  • “1920s girl” with props; jokes about her mom’s drag name being “Susie Toot.”

4. Fun Segments and Classic Sibling Chemistry

• Singer and Rapper Rankings (27:02–40:15):
  • Monet claims: "I am the most averse [sic]. And I can sing an art form that none of these other girls can sing, which is opera." (27:02)
  • Bob self-ranks as a “good five” and Monet claps back, “Word.”
• Prominent quotes & inside jokes:
  • “It’s House of Villains in this bitch.” (04:12, Bob)
  • "Mama, this is garbage." (48:12, Bob, about Joella’s look)
  • “Walking your reveal promo in a leotard is nasty work.” (42:18, Monét)
  • “In a world full of minimalism, be EXTRA.” (65:04, Bob quoting M-Stars)
  • “Did I lie?” (42:51, Monét after shading a leotard look)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 05:00: Discussion of Season 17 promo’s “top three” visual impact.
• 14:23/42:58: Refrain – “Big Drag is back.”
• 27:02–40:15: Singing & rapping Drag Race queen ranking debates.
• 48:12: "First official" "Mama this is garbage" about Joella’s promo.
• 53:00: Cory King’s Monét stan moments and top 3 prediction.
• 63:33: Bob crowns M-Stars “look queen” of Season 17.
• 78:55: Rapid-fire: Best Look, Worst Look, Winner, First Out, Congeniality.

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Predictions & Superlatives

Winner Predictions

• Bob: Corey King – “I think Corey King is the winner of drag race season 17.” (81:18)
• Monét: Sam Star – “I'm thinking Sam Star might take it.” (81:02)

Miss Congeniality

• Both: Lexi Love

Fan Favorite

• Monét: Jewel Sparkles
• Bob: Arietti

First Out Prediction

• Bob: Toss-up between Acacia Forgot and Hormona Lisa
• Monét: Acacia Forgot

Best Promo Look

• Bob: Lana Jarret (“9.5/10”)
• Monét: Crystal Envy

Worst Promo Look

• Unanimous: Joella

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Notable Quotes & Humor Highlights

• On Bitch Energy in the Cast:
  “All of y’all cannot be bitches. Casting is not that diabolical that they’re casting every bitch they can find?” – Monét (04:01)
• On Drag Queen Names:
  “I don’t care how any of these queens got their drag names. The story’s never good.” – Bob (23:40)
• On Drag is Back:
  “We are padding, we are wearing big hair, we are doing big makeup. Camp—it is back!” – Bob (42:58)
• On Host Chemistry:
  “We’ve only gone through one queen in 30 minutes, y’all. We’re doing a long episode today and y’all are gonna sit there, you’re gonna love it.” – Bob (29:05)
• On the ‘Ugly’/’Pretty’ Discourse:
  “She says she stands out because she’s not ugly and the other girls are ugly. A lot of girls said it. It was a lot of girls saying, they’re ugly, I’m pretty, and they’re ugly.” – Bob (22:47)

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Final Thoughts

Bob and Monét deliver classic Sibling Rivalry energy by blending spot-on drag analysis, personal experience, and playful shade. Their coverage provides deep insight into design, drag culture, promo strategy, and the fun chaos of a new Drag Race season. Whether you’re picking a favorite, rooting for drama, or looking for fierce drag fashion breakdowns, this episode sets the stage for what’s to come.

Best enjoyed with a sense of humor and a passion for padding!

Transcript

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I'm working late.

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Cause I'm not singing singer. And you look so cute wrapped around my finger.

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You refuse to stop singing on this podcast. You literally. You will not stop.

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I was singing with you. I was joining you, my sister.

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It's my thing. Can I have my thing for the podcast? Why I gotta be yours?

[B]

Singing is your thing anyway. You know, it is our thing. We are back for sibling watchery. And I know how much you all love when we get into fights with drag queens. And apparently everyone from this season is a bitch according to their Meet the Queen.

[A]

I was saying that too. Yeah, everybody. I was like, okay, girl. All of y' all cannot be bitches. Casting is not that that diabolical that they're casting every bitch they can find? It's.

[B]

It's House of Villains in this bitch. But they better be careful what they

[A]

say because Kandy Muse for getting to the top four on House of Villains.

[B]

Spoiler alert, bitch.

[A]

I'm watching. I'm watching. I'm sorry.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It was all on social media today.

[B]

Just before we started this podcast. I was like, me and Monet were having a conversation about how I don't like spoilers. She was like, I know, I know. And then the within 2 minutes, 2 minutes.

[A]

This is crazy. It was all over social media. Sorry, I thought you saw it. I didn't intentionally want to spoil that for you. My bad.

[B]

Anyway, can I just say off the bat.

[A]

Oh,

[B]

Top three, most stunning collection of looks for a promo in the history of Drag Race.

[A]

Um, I would say that, too. I did, I did. Like, a lot of the looks I saw. I, I would agree with that. A lot of the looks came out really well. I, I, I, I like that. I agree with that.

[B]

Top three. I mean, I would say All Star seven is the top one. And then I would say maybe B, B, B, beep, beep, beep. I can't even remember. This might be number two. No. The girls ate. The girl. A couple of girls really ate on nine. A couple girls really ate hard on nine. Alexis, Alexis, Michelle, Sasha.

[A]

And also All Stars 8. All Stars 8 was really good, too.

[B]

Yeah. Well, yeah, with Jimbo. Jimbo, Kandi, Muse, and then also Candy. Other season. What was that, 12, 13. Honestly, any season. Candy's on. Candy constantly eats with the looks, and apparently she eats in top four.

[A]

Yeah. With Simone.

[B]

House of Villains, apparently.

[A]

Yeah, Simone and got Mick. Yeah, that was a good one. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[B]

But these girls look amazing. Honestly, it's giving All Stars. These girls are All Stars ready, which is great because 13 of them are going to be losers, So.

[A]

Yeah. And also, I think this concept, the water concept, I think is really good. My question is, like, how do they, how do they make it safe to walk? Right. Because, like, the run, the Runway is wet. Like, I just don't understand. I'm sure there has to be some types of safety and practice to make sure no one gets injured, but I just don't know what that is. My brain can't think about.

[B]

Water's not slippery when you're in the water. Water sleeper when you're out of the water.

[A]

I, I feel like walking in water is very precarious, regardless if it's. If you in it or out of it.

[B]

I mean, if the water is on something else, like, if there's drops of water, I feel like it's slippery. But if you're, like, in the. I'm trying to think about pools. Aren't bathtub. Are bathtubs slippery when you take a shower? It's slippery.

[A]

Yeah. Bathtubs are slippery.

[B]

Yeah. Which is, by the way, I think that they should make bathtubs out of what they make swimming pools out of, because bathtubs are dangerous. The amount of times I have slipped and grab the curtain, baby. We are too deep in the game for bathtubs. To still be slippery,

[A]

you need to go on the hot takes, the subway takes, and have that take of a bathtub. That's a good one, because I can't

[B]

believe we are this late in the game and bathtubs are still slippery. This is dangerous anyway. We can't go off on the table.

[A]

You're filling your bathtub like a fucking looney Tune.

[B]

No, literally. Have you ever grabbed the rod and the rod falls down? Oh, my God, it's so annoying. Oh, what did I say?

[A]

Jacob said, in fact, the bathroom is actually the most dangerous room in the house, According to the U.S. center for Disease Control.

[B]

I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I need to be the change I want to see in the world. I cannot believe it's taken us 17 seasons to go under the sea. Because it looks really good. I love RuPaul with his big, wet hair. The notion that her hair is that big and that wet is sending me. That is so funny to me. RuPaul is finding out how to get in these promos less and less.

[A]

Girl, girl, that's just a picture.

[B]

Not even a video. Just a picture. She has no outfit. She don't have an outfit.

[A]

And his voice. Or was it. Oh, was it. Or was it the lady's voice?

[B]

No, it was her voice.

[A]

Oh, that was his voice. Okay.

[B]

It was his voice. Yeah. I was like, RuPaul. Because, girl, on my season, RuPaul was in full drag in the video. Head to. To on set, everything.

[A]

I should think about season 10, the

[B]

scene where he's, like, DJing big thing with the. She walked for that black and white look. But she wasn't. But she. But she was still in full drag and, like, in video form, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But we didn't enter on yours. On your season. Did y' all film? Like, did y' all see while filming, or.

[B]

No, no, she was awesome.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Same, same.

[B]

And we filmed it the day after the first episode.

[A]

Hours was after the second episode. So Kaolerie and Vanjie had both sent their asses home. Sitting there, sitting in there thinking, like,

[B]

I'm America's N. That's. I feel Naysha Lopez did that. And they. By the way, they sequestered her. She wasn't allowed to sit with us. You can't say what I was saying. Like, they put her in her own a little bit. Cause the rest of us were, like, kikiing. They were like, Naysha was in a room by her.

[A]

By herself, which I don't understand why I don't get why they can't be. Why they can't be with the rest of us.

[B]

Girl, I don't fucking know. But you know, I respect the process because they make good TV over there. They don't do one thing is make good tv. I love this promo. I wish that the girls were entered. This is one of the first problems where the girls don't interact at all. There's no tugging for the crown. There's no teams and groups and like people doing stuff together. Everyone. There's no crossover at any. You don't ever see two girls on the screen at any point in time.

[A]

No, that's not true. Season 10, we didn't. We didn't interact. We only went one. We were all on the X. Oh,

[B]

I guess it's not the first, but I like when they interact. Like the Candyland theme. That was really cute.

[A]

Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.

[B]

Season six with Bianca. Season six when they were like the tea. And then season eight with Robbie Turner and Naomi and Smalls being like, we're booked and the girls sitting in their hair done doing other girls hair. I like when they interact.

[A]

Yeah, when they interact. That is a good one. That is good. But that albeit though, I still think this was a really cool, cute Runway. I love the concept. I think it was. I think we should dive into the looks. We have a lot of looks.

[B]

Before we do, I want to point out that RuPaul said this is the most twisted season ever. What does neat this nickening season. Sometimes it's the most glamorous season. This is the most twisted season. These girls are twisted. Honey.

[A]

We all know RuPaul love she is a. She's a word Smith. Maybe they like some crazy twist coming. Maybe, maybe twist.

[B]

Yeah. Or maybe.

[A]

Or maybe RuPaul is going to wear a lot of. RuPaul's wearing a lot of Marley twists this season. That's awesome.

[B]

Let's get into Nymphia Wind. Our returning queen Nymphia designed this look herself and her and her team made this look. I gotta say, I love this bucket pouring water over her body. I love her wraps around. Can I give a hot take though, about.

[A]

About the stone nude bodysuit?

[B]

Yeah, we already said this off camera, but I'm over the new the like stoned give like nude body. It is by the way, it is immaculately done. But I'm over like a cat suit that has st like contour. I'm kind of over it.

[A]

Yeah, we've seen it a lot now. We've Seen it. We've seen her a lot. We've seen her a lot. The first time that I really saw it, which it wasn't stone. Remember the. The challenge on season seven when they had to be nude and they all. Some had nude bodies with. Some were naked. That was the first time in my conscience I remember seeing.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Nude bodysuit. That's cool. And then Clay was this. No, season seven, Violet season. It was the first challenger season, remember?

[B]

Yeah, but it wasn't stone, though.

[A]

It wasn't stone. But they were just. Some people had. I feel like Ginger had a few stones here and there, but Shay was the first fully stoned one I remember seeing.

[B]

There's some designer who did a big, like, thing where he. Or she. Or they. Whoever.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I really don't remember the designer, but some designer did it as like a. And then I remember Naomi did a version of it, and it's like a leotard, but it just looks like the body but in stones. And then I think that's what. Then it, of course, shook it down to some clearance bin where the queens, no doubt fished it out to tell themselves that they're like the. I'm just kidding. But, you know, drag is often referential to high fashion, but I'm. I'm kind of overseeing it, but it does. That being said, it looks remarkable.

[A]

It was a really cool look. I love. I think. I think that being, like, the water bearer. What. What sign is that? Is that Aquarius? Who. Who's. Who's. No.

[B]

Aquarius.

[A]

What are the signs of Water Bear is Aquarius. Yeah.

[B]

There's never a water Aquarius. Is one of them.

[A]

Yeah. And it has the hair wrapper. I think the water part is so cool. The new body suit, I agree, is a little tired. We've seen it so much. But that being said, I agree with you. I think she looks amazing. Her body looks great. It's a cool look. And her coming around that, stomping down that Runway. She just looks. She looks amazing. She looks. She looks otherworldly.

[B]

I agree. A lot of people made this. That was painted by Danny Logan. The vase was done by Candy Warhol. The vase was painted by Wilbur. Wilbur. Wilbur. I can't. Gonzalez. Wilbur Gonzalez.

[A]

Yeah. Wilbur H. Gonzalez. Yeah.

[B]

The nails were done by Nymphia. The. The Wind Atelier Helper stone. There's so. There's so many people.

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who. Oh, the Wind Atelier. I guess that's Nymphia's house. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

[B]

But, yeah, a lot of hands were on this. A lot of hard hands on a soft body. And also, by the way, I love her voice. She has such a great voice for Dragon.

[A]

Nymphia does.

[B]

Yeah. I like her voice.

[A]

I guess it doesn't particularly strike me, but I mean, I like Nymphia. Nymphia and I toured together for the first time in Brazil. And she's a fun time. I like her. She's great.

[B]

I met her in Connecticut, in Hartford.

[A]

Did you guys have fun?

[B]

Yeah, we did have fun. I went to her gig. It was me, her. That's when I was hanging out with Robin Fierce for, like, three days.

[A]

Fierce.

[B]

Fierce, honey, go check out Robin Fierce's new song, by the way. So let's go on to the queen. So Acacia forgot I. I love this palazzo pant. When her legs are together, it looks like a gown. I like the. I like this outfit. I think it looks really cool. Um, I like the. Oh, by the way, trend alert. Big. Big Drag is back, baby. Big Drag is back on season 17. Big hair, big outfits, Stones, Jew. It's back. No more of this fucking, you know, quote, unquote, real girl drag. Big Drag. Seems like it's back in the house.

[A]

I like. I mean, I like this look.

[B]

I like.

[A]

I. I love. I love the pants. I love. It was really smart putting in. Putting the nude illusion in the. In the middle because it gives it, like, shapes and more. I love how big it is. I love her. She has a small waist. I hate this hair, though. I think the hair could have been different. I'm not saying smaller, but this hair. It feels like the hair doesn't feel as cool as the outfit does. The outfit feels really new and different and fun. And the hair just seems dated and not good. And I think she's trying to replicate it to be like waves, but I don't like that. I think the hair was the only miss, but otherwise, Howie B. Made the fuck out of this is very cute. I like it a lot. I agree.

[B]

I like the hair and I like the outfit as separate pieces, but as a group. I don't live for them, but I love this pant. Howie B. Is also the one who made this, who also made. Not Crystal Demure JG Harrison's Met Gala look. They did something for Ariana Grande. This is a really big designer. So work.

[A]

Yeah. I want how it be to mix this up for me. I like how it be a lot,

[B]

actually, when it comes to this. Meet the queen. She is sitting like somebody's uncle.

[A]

These legs Girl, I said, baby, not sitting like you were just smoking. Smoking on the dock of the bay. Getting high and back swamp, back, Louisiana foot drag. Just slouched, legs wide open, spread.

[B]

Girl. I'm like, okay. She forgot we're filming. Occasion forgot we're filming.

[A]

Bitch.

[B]

Why are you. Why are you sitting like that?

[A]

And yeah, that was wild.

[B]

She's from Los Angeles, California.

[A]

I mean, I can't. I think I'm past the point where I know the girls. Like, for example, in New York, I didn't know anyone anymore. And just because I live in la, I don't really go out in the LA scene. So maybe she is around in the LA scene. I don't really. Right. I'm an old ass bitch now. I don't know. I'm Acacia Forgot. I do like the name. I think the name Acacia Forgot is a cute name. And she said, like, she said she named herself Acacia Forgot in case you forgot something. I forgot the joke. She said, but it was cute. I like it.

[B]

I. She says that I found very interesting. She was like, I'm a country music singer. So Trixie found dead. And also, it's finally time that a live singing drag queen win drag race. Damn. Jinx found dead. Trixie found dead. Monet found dead. Like, girl, live singing queens have one drag race.

[A]

Maybe she means in their. And again, that's the Jinx won her original season. Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

What does she mean by that?

[A]

Bibi? Well, Bibi didn't sound bb. Didn't sing the show.

[B]

No. But she was like, it's time. It was weird that she was like, it's time that a live singing drag queen win drag race. I was like, that's cr. I mean, is she like, is she like a singer singer? Is she like, is she like, like, like, like crazy, crazy vocals?

[A]

We. We're about to find out. I mean, what, what, what would, what would be crazy, crazy vocals to you?

[B]

If you sound like Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson if you sound like Cynthia Rivo. Who's that queen from New York City? I can't remember her name, but she used to work at Lips. She was kind of country. She had a beautiful singing voice. She wanted to entertain the year on Fire island one time.

[A]

Oh, with a V. Vanessa Vidalia.

[B]

I can't remember. She had one of those voice. I was like, oh, my God, this. Yeah. I can't remember her name, but this girl is like.

[A]

And she.

[B]

What I'm saying is she sings like she's. When she sings, she sounds like a cis Woman who sings really well.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, she. She used to sing. Never had a man quite like you.

[B]

Yeah. What is the girl's name? I. I can't. I'm gonna wreck my brain trying to figure it out. She plays 10 instruments. If you include the skin flute.

[A]

Oh my God, These sometimes. But I'm like, run of the mill jokes. I'm like, we. We've heard the skin flute joke already. Girl, give us something new.

[B]

Goddamn, mon. What she do to you?

[A]

But what if it was you play instruments? Like, technically, I play four instruments. I mean, I'm proficient in them. Pick up a guitar and like, you know what I mean? Or piano. But I'm about. Can she play? Can you get up there and be Jean Baptiste, honey?

[B]

I mean, she says she plays nine. She named nine instruments. I don't know. I don't know the proficiency. But she makes it sound like she is the Dolly Parton of drag. I can see the Dolly Parton influence heavy on her. And something she said, which is actually not true. Dolly Parton is no longer the most liked person. It's actually now Adele because Dolly Parton lost favor when she sponsored the vaccine and a lot of anti vaxxers were like, boo. A lot of conservatives didn't like that. So Adele is actually now. When she said. When she said that, it's statistically true. It is. For a long time, Dolly Parton was literally the most statistically liked person in the world. Like, people on both sides, everyone just liked her. And now it's Adele. Adele is the most like, statistically liked person in. In pop culture. She truly is like, she's not controversial. Liberals don't dislike her. Conservatives don't dislike her. Everyone's just like, adele's pretty chill. No one is like pitting. You know how they do Taylor Swift versus Beyonce. No one's doing Adele versus anyone. People just like, we just like Adele. We think she's great. We just like her.

[A]

Interesting. No, it is. Dwayne Durock Johnson, even after his Hawaii bit. Yeah. Coming in at 82%.

[B]

How old is that?

[A]

Oh, this is all. This is all, let's do women.

[B]

The Rock after that Hawaii bit is interesting because they were mad mad at him. They were mad mad at the Rock. And this year the Rock was like, he tried to keep the atpent. The Rock was like, I'm not. I don't support no political candidates. Never that again.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Wait, did he support someone before?

[B]

Yeah, he supported Joe Biden, but this year he said he doesn't support anyone. He's Not.

[A]

Yeah, I remember.

[B]

What do you call it? Endorsing anyone? There we go. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Have you seen that clip of that? Have you seen that guy that. That black guy that introduces, interviews celebrities? Speedy. The black guy from New York. Anyway, he. He interviews celebrities a lot. He interviewed the. The Rock Johnson and he got the Rock to, like, really question his life. He was like, so I see you doing all this. You do that, but, like, what do you do for fun? Okay, let's take a break and I'll tell you more about that. Instacart makes grocery shopping easier. And just because you're not doing the shopping yourself doesn't mean you don't care how it's done. With Instacart Shopper notes, you can get particular about what you want right in the app. Like rotisserie chicken that's extra crispy steak with marbling the Romans would have loved, and lettuce you'd actually pick yourself. Just leave a note for your shopper so they can get it right for you without having to ask. That way you can get groceries just how you like. Download the Instacart app and shop today. Close your eyes.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Okay, really quick.

[B]

This.

[A]

This is not. This is really quick. Hey, what do you do for fun? And then the rock was like, no. No one's ever asked that before. And the rock, like, he, like, broke the rock's brink. And the rock was like, I have not sat my ass down and had fun in years. And that was this whole thing that this guy, like, broke the rock in the interview by asking him, like, you doing this premiere, you doing this? Like, what do you do for you? What do you do for fun?

[B]

Yes, honey, Honey, I'm sorry. Because he broke the rock. Paper, bees, rock. Okay, you know what? It's not my best. It's not a skin flute bit, but it's pretty good. She said that she is. She stands out because she's not ugly and the other girls are ugly. A lot of. I heard a lot of that in these.

[A]

Is it Arieti?

[B]

A lot of girls said it. It was a lot of girls saying, they're ugly, I'm pretty, and they're ugly. She was the first one to say it.

[A]

Well, you know, I mean, do you. Do you. Do you think. Would you. Would you classify Acacia Forgot as a. As a beautiful drag queen?

[B]

Let me look at her again. Yeah, she looks good. Yeah. I mean, she looks good. I don't have any.

[A]

What is also a retouch picture, bitch.

[B]

And I can only base it off of what I saw on video. And I remember thinking to myself, yeah, she looks pretty.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think she's bones. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. She look good. She look good.

[B]

Also, I noticed something they didn't ask. Every queen didn't answer. I'm American extra superstar. Because that every queen didn't answer this time because I always write down why they said. And they didn't. Every queen didn't say. This sounds kind of weird.

[A]

Maybe some of them don't have fucking good answers. Production was like, they do need to

[B]

mix up these questions, though. They like, what do you know? Queen comes for you. Like, it's. Come on, we're on season 17. Can we mix up the questions, please?

[A]

I would also, it's a drag competition. What do you wanted to ask? Are you a good archer?

[B]

I don't know. Something. There's options. It's more limited than just, like, what are you gonna do if a queen comes for you? Why are you American? How did you get your name? I don't care how. I don't care how any of these queens got their dragon names. I genuinely don't. I don't care if it was your mom's name. I don't care if you thought it was funny. I don't care. The story's never good. Sometimes they make it funny. Also, a lot of queens were like, my real name is this. A lot of queens were like, my real name.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something else in case you forgot.

[B]

Let's go on. Ari, Eddie.

[A]

I mean, yeah, Ari, Eddie, who is our alt girl? She is. I think this is a cool look. I think her eye makeup is something. So what I was wondering when I was, like, looking her, I'm like, queens who, like, get such alternative and. And, like, different makeup. Like, how do you stumble upon that? Like, in all my years do makeup, all the things, shit, I used to try in New York, I look queen and blah, blah, blah. I've never started doing something. I'm like, ooh, I'm gonna keep on doing this thing. But also, I guess I was never interested in having different makeup. I just wanted to look beautiful. Like, I was never interested in trying anything alternative to look.

[B]

You don't think Aria's beautiful?

[A]

You know, I think she's beautiful, but

[B]

is she one of the ugly girls Acacia was talking about?

[A]

No, I think she's pretty. Oh, okay. She looks like. She looks like a pretty alien Venus fly trap in this outfit. Like, she's low key.

[B]

Is she hungry? I don't know if. I mean, it seemed like she's inspired by Ishi.

[A]

I can see the influence.

[B]

Is she hungry?

[A]

Yeah, I can see the influence. I can see that for sure.

[B]

I like this.

[A]

Is she hungry?

[B]

I don't know. She's probably still doing makeup. She's working, she's on Instagram, she's posting.

[A]

She's thriving. She's doing great. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Jacob said don't call for microwave. Jacob said don't ever come for my queen. Wait, Jacob, do you want to post Arietti's Acacia's thing in the link so we can listen to it without. Because the sound was kind of weird there and I can give a. A our opinion. Well, Mon, I'm not a singer. I would be like that. I sent it to you in the group chat. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She was talking about, like, she. I thought she was about to hit us with some Ariane. I thought she was. I really thought she was about to be like

[A]

that.

[B]

Sounds rude that I laughed. But what I'm saying is she made it sound like she was about to be giving vocals down. She can sing,

[A]

and you were holding space for her, too.

[B]

Can you give your opinion now that I've laughed in this woman's face?

[A]

I think that she can hold a tune. I don't think it's music I will listen to. I don't like country music, and I don't like.

[B]

We're talking about the voice. Not the song. The voice.

[A]

I would give her voice. I think. I think she can. She can sing, but I don't think she's a singer. The best singer from Drag Race, I would say me. Monet exchange.

[B]

Okay. Is that really what you believe? Like, you really. I'm not trying to be. Is it one of those, like, I'm the fiercest one here? Do you really. Do you think you're a better.

[A]

I am the. I am the most averse. And I. And I can. And I can sing. An art form that none of these other girls can sing, which is opera. So I think I'm. No one else on Drag Race can sing opera. Who sings opera besides Sapphira?

[B]

I was asking if you think no one else. Drag Race can sing opera.

[A]

Sapphira is the only other person that sings opera. Who else?

[B]

Oh, so one. So only you and Sapphire. No one else can sing opera?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know anyone else who sings opera.

[B]

Do you? I thought you would know better than me.

[A]

I don't know anyone else. Are the only ones I know that sing opera. And I would say I'm the best one.

[B]

So if you're a 10, where is. Where is Acacia Forgot?

[A]

I would say Acacia Forgot is a strong set.

[B]

Where. Where's Trixie?

[A]

Trixie is like a. Trixie is a eight and a half. Nine.

[B]

You're a ten and Trixie's a nine. Trixie's the next best singer after you.

[A]

Mm, no, but there are some other ones in there. There aren't. There are only 10 singers in Drag Race. There are like, 50.

[B]

Okay, interesting, interesting.

[A]

And where would you rap? Where. Where. Where. Where would you land on the singing scale? Me? Singers on drag? From Drag Race.

[B]

I think Jan is a really good singer from Drag Race. I think Jan's voice sounds really great. And if Jan's a 10, I would give myself.

[A]

I say Jan. I said you.

[B]

There's a. The scale. You need to see the scale, bitch. You need to see the scale. What is a 10? So you need to know where I land, bitch.

[A]

OK.

[B]

I would get my. Where do you land five? I'm a good five.

[A]

You're a five in terms of singing ability on Drag Race. Yeah. From all the singles of Drag Race. You're a five.

[B]

I'm a five? Yeah.

[A]

Word.

[B]

I mean, you think you're number one. So if you can be number one, if you can be the best singer out of everyone, I can be the

[A]

one in the middle where Jan is 10. You're a five.

[B]

That's what I said. Whatever.

[A]

Work. Work. I literally said work. I said work. Yeah. We've only gone through one queen in 30 minutes, y'. All.

[B]

We're doing a long episode today, and y'. All. And you're gonna sit there, you're gonna love it. Back to Arietti. Arrietty is from Seattle and she says she does drag because it is fun. Now, she is a visual artist turned drag queen, kind of like Sasha Velour, Manila Luzon. There's a couple others I can't think of in the moment, but those two popped out like, who are like, drawers or artists or photographers or something, they find drag through their design work.

[A]

Yeah. And you can see that. I think you can see that in her style. I can see that in her creativity. Like, people who can do that kind of makeup. Like, you clearly a lot of. Not a lot of them, but oftentimes I know they have fine art. Like when Manila is like, crazy. I guess Manila does anything crazy. Sometimes she does something a little more artistic, and you're like. You can see it executed through their fingers, through their hand. People know that aquarium aquaria is a good drawer.

[B]

I see Manila's drawing and her design through her clothes more than I see through her makeup. Like, her clothes are really creative, Especially those looks you see where she'd be like popcorn and elephant husk and a gorilla or a banana. Like her pineapple looks. So I think that her artistic drawing is more in her clothes than in her face. Because she also likes a very feminine stamp. You know what I mean? And she said that she doesn't like talking to people and that she doesn't know why, but she just makes people angry. Like, people just get angry around her.

[A]

Yeah, I wrote that down too. And she said. She. No, she said, I have a talent for making people mad. I'm like, well, that's an interesting talent. I wanted to have them be. What she does on the talent show just makes me just piss people off.

[B]

I wonder if these. I haven't looked her up. I wonder if these ears are part of her drag. Kind of like Lil Mama Dawn. Like, I wonder if these ears are some of it.

[A]

No, I. I look. I was on her Instagram. It did look like. It's like. It's like her thing. It just. She just. She did it for the. For the shoe. And she also.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

She had, like, a lot of nervous laughter. She wanted those girls. She was laughing like she answered a question. And she was like, like, how are you the big bad wolf? You're getting people mad. People hate you. You are angry. She is also one of those. Jealousy. She said jealousy is for girls who are ugly. Do you know any?

[B]

Which I was like, when someone says stuff like, I have no jealousy. I'm like, girl, you have to be human. Everyone has jealousy in them. Like saying that you do not have jealousy in your personhood. I don't one. I don't believe you. Because everyone has jealousy. And. And she also doesn't like socializing. She makes people angry. It should have misconception about her that she's good at everything. Well, not Communicating, not communicating, not socializing. You're not good at everything. You can't even communicate.

[A]

And she does do, like, her little, like, suit. Like, little laugh afterwards. Like. Like a little nervous laughter. So maybe she's just putting on a hard exterior, because, you know, I think nowadays the girls record this after the season, so maybe she's just putting on a hard exterior for what she went through in the season, you know?

[B]

You think she's a faking ass queen?

[A]

No, no, I just think you just, you know, your experience makes you behave differently, you know?

[B]

Let's move on to Crystal Envy, who's wearing a look by Rockhart Design. I. I love this look. I love this look. I think she looks absolutely stunning. I think that this fabric looks so luxurious. I just. I think it just looks amazing. I don't. I don't love this hair. I'm also kind of over this hair, too. This rhinestones in the gel, like, super gafquat gelled hair. I'm a little over that. I wish she was wearing. I wish she was actually just wearing a ponytail. Um. What do you think?

[A]

This fucking outfit, the way it moved when she came around that fucking corner on her Runway. It was really cool. It looked really, really, really cool. How it was shining, how it was moving when she. She would do, like, these subtle little things with her shoulders and snap them and, like. Cause I don't know what this is. Like, some type of thin plastic or. At first I thought it was a Casey Caldwell zip tie situation, but it was not that. I don't know what this fabric was, but it just looks really, really, really good in the Runway. It was. It was really cool. I agree with the hair. I didn't love the hair. The hair was not my favorite. Yeah, I wish it was something else. I did not love the hair choice of this, but even, like, the little sleeve she had that had these, like, things on the top and her bicep. I thought that looked really good. Having. Having the. The drip, the droplets on her legs coming down. It just all looks really, really, really good. It was beautiful. And she's from New Jersey. I would never expect this from New Jersey, honey.

[B]

Asbury Park, New Jersey. She says that drag is her armor. She says she's very much like a kid. She also talks about her drag name in the third person. Crystal does this. Crystal is this. Do you do that? Did you ever. Was that ever part of your Monet exchanges like this?

[A]

No, I think it's. I think it's for the girls that, like, their drag Persona is different from their Persona. Like, bendelacreme will bend. Will third person herself. I think girls that do are doing, like, a bit of a character do that. But Mike Drag isn't a character. It really is just me. Yeah.

[B]

Literally same. She's a seamstress.

[A]

Yeah. She did everything. She said her grandmother taught her how to sew. She didn't make this, but I think she wanted to go, really? Maybe she's not. Maybe she can't make something as elaborate as this, but she's a good seamstress, which we'll find out in the design challenge if she is. And she also seems very in her compared to, like, Arrietty, who was like. Like laughing and like, she. She was not one of the girls that called her an ugly. She did not say she was a mean, nasty bitch. She just seemed very measured and very, like, very calm and very, like, you know, very, very put together. Like, very, like. Well, I guess put together is the wrong word, but just very measured. Like, she didn't. Like. She wasn't doing a whole lot. She was very calm.

[B]

Something she said that really gagged me. She goes, new Jersey is just as sickening as New York. I'll say this. That is a conversation that's only being had in New Jersey. No one in New like, having that conversation. Would you agree? You've lived in New York and New Jersey.

[A]

Yeah. And I would say New York is. I mean, come on. You know what I'm gonna say, which. I'm sorry I fucked up, because I did write down. She wrote everyone. Okay. No, she didn't say. She didn't say. She is a bitch. She said, everyone thinks I'm a bitch when they first meet me. And I said, bitch. I'm everyone. Like, she's very calm, but she has a bitchy face. Would you agree?

[B]

Yeah. I didn't get bitch vibes from her, though. Everyone says that. You know what? I have the opposite effect. Everyone thinks I'm really friendly when they first meet me.

[A]

Me.

[B]

Which is true. Everyone's like, I think people think that I'm friendly than I am in real life. For some reason, I think I laugh a lot. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a monster, but I'm less friendly than I come off, if that makes any sense.

[A]

You think so? I think you're a pretty friendly person. I think that when you get to know people, you're friendlier. But I. You're like. I think that people. People think you're mean because you always have the. The face you always say, people say, this is just me when you say, this is just my face. I think that's how people may think something different from you because you think

[B]

I'm bored or disinterested. But typically, especially when people meet me in the club or on stage, people think I'm. I am a nice person. People think I'm, like, overly nice. I would say I'm as nice as the next person. I'm, like, as nice as the next person. But I'm not, like, overly crazy nice. I'm not gonna, like, trip over myself like, when the bill comes. I'm not fighting you to pay the bill. I'm not fighting the waiter to get my hands.

[A]

I've had to pay for your. For your meals and your food many times.

[B]

That's not true. I mean, what I'm saying is, like,

[A]

if I just took you out to the movies the other day.

[B]

Yeah, but you act like. You act like you always pay for my food. That's not true. You don't always pay for my food.

[A]

Pretty often. Pretty often.

[B]

Anyway, the nape of this wig is driving me crazy. Now, listen, when it comes to an updo wigs, wig designers are very creative with the way they cover the back of the wig because usually the back of the wig doesn't have lace on it. Sometimes it does, sometimes it does not. So they'll. They'll. They'll basically like. Like, root the hair, and it kind of sticks down, so the hair is kind of like doing this in the back, and it's kind of driving me insane. And honestly, I probably have a wig like that, too, but I just don't see the back of my own head.

[A]

She also is a makeup artist by day.

[B]

And, yeah, I saw that.

[A]

She gives me, like, beauty makeup. Like, she's giving, like, she's like, doing. She's doing makeup for, like, for. For ladies going for their weddings and stuff. Is she. It's not like if she was at the makeup. She looks. She's doing her makeup at Estee Lauder or like the Estee Lauder booth. Not Mac, because, you know, the Mac girlies are coming.

[B]

Oh, girl. Yeah. You know, Arietta looks like a Mac girlie. Ok. Exactly.

[A]

This bitch is working at Dior. Crystal doing the makeup at Dior.

[B]

She says she's at 15 out of 10 with competitiveness. Competitiveness. And she said she gets angry if she. She. If she gets angry, she will make you want to cry. But then she also says she's nervous about everything because that means you care, which I don't necessarily agree with that. I think you can care and not be nervous, to be honest.

[A]

Yeah. I would say that.

[B]

Last thing I have about her is she said, I'm American XX superstar, because I am beautiful, talented, and I can sing and I'm humble. Feel like I wrote that line, but that's okay.

[A]

Jacob, can you pull up some Crystal Envy music? I'd like to listen to that as well, if you can.

[B]

Yeah. Let's rate. Let's rate where she is on this scale, because these are the singing girls, honey. These girls sing down, honey. These girls sing, honey. They sing.

[A]

And Bob, if you don't laugh. If you don't laugh at Crystal like you did Acacia, that means that you think that Crystal's a better singer than Acacia.

[B]

I mean, I'll be honest, I would just gag because I thought Acacia was about to really hit me with some, like, crazy vocals. Like, I really thought I was about to get hit with, like, some crazy, crazy. She can't. She can sing better than me. But I don't go around telling my live singer

[A]

because you're a singer.

[B]

And I wouldn't go into something like, it's finally time a live singer. One Drag Race. If I was not the best fucking singer, I would not say that personally.

[A]

Okay, out of. Out of Raffles on Drag Race. Where do you think you stack up as Raffles on Drag Race? From Drag Race.

[B]

I think I'm number one.

[A]

Wait, sorry.

[B]

I'm looking at their article right now from NJ.com. apparently, Crystal Envy started drag when she was 13. Work. Interesting. She better work.

[A]

This is fully Desmond. Desmond looks like. Look, it is whatever the hell is.

[B]

Amazing. That's wild. But, yeah, I think. I think I'm number one. Where. Where. Where do you fall? Wait, who's. Who's a 10?

[A]

I mean, Lemon has. Lemon has really got the girls shook.

[B]

So lemon's your 10. So where do you fall in there?

[A]

I. I'm not a rapper. I would say I'm not a singer,

[B]

but I put myself on the scale. So answer the question.

[A]

I've never rapped on Drag Race. I've never rapped ever.

[B]

Yes, you have. You rapping on. We have you rapping on Soak It Up. You're rapping that right there. Monet, answer the fucking question. I answered. Now you answer.

[A]

I would say, oh, yeah, Widow. Widow Von Du is a good rapper. You bitch. Where are you? I would say I am a six.

[B]

From not a rapper at all. To being number six is crazy. To being a six. Okay, so, Jacob, did you Post her thing in there if you can't find it. It's okay.

[A]

Aja.

[B]

Oh, no, I could. I couldn't find anything. Quickly.

[A]

How you a singer and there's no they. None of you singing somewhere. That's crazy.

[B]

She said what?

[A]

She said.

[B]

Let's move on to Harmona Lisa, which I love.

[A]

RuPaul hand picked to Real Drag Race.

[B]

She's the one.

[A]

That's her. So if y' all don't know, RuPaul was on his book tour for the House of Hidden Meanings, and he was at some. I think it was in Chattanooga or some city in the South. And then this drag queen walks up to her, and she's like, put me on the shelf. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And RuPaul's like, well, you gotta give me your audition tape. She's like, I don't have to give it to you, and, I mean, I don't have to submit it anymore. It's right here. She pulls out a thumb drive, gives it to RuPaul. Fast forward to season 17. Here she is, a contestant on the show.

[B]

That's fierce. You know, I was handpicked by RuPaul, too.

[A]

You were? That's fierce. When he came to the Monster, right?

[B]

Yeah, because Kathy and Jimmy told him to come see me. So maybe she's the one. Kathy and Jimmy was on a cruise with me, and then RuPaul came. Monster. Yeah.

[A]

Got it. Got it.

[B]

So maybe she's the next winner.

[A]

Maybe she is. Girl, do you think. Do you. If without knowing anything about Hormonal Lisa, who do you think is a bit of drag when you are Hormonal Lisa, Since y' all are kind of contemporaries.

[B]

Me. Thank you for coming. My TED Talk. You know, this dress is fine. It's. It's low key, a little basic, but I do not get why she walked the Runway in a leotard. That was not it.

[A]

This is Ilotard. This is your girl.

[B]

This is a skirt reveal. It looks like a skirt reveal. The skirt comes off, but I don't know why she took the skirt off and walked the Runway. It was not. It was looks. It looked so basic.

[A]

That shit was crazy. Walking your reveal promo, whatever package thing in a leotard is nasty work. Not even just a leotard. A leotard where the hips are chunky as hell, falling down to your knees. And again we see she's a silly girl. She's, like, doing. Making snow, water, angels. Angels, whatever. That's cute and fun, but in a leotard is crazy.

[B]

It's crazy chunky is falling down to you.

[A]

Am I lying?

[B]

Did I lie?

[A]

She seems very campy.

[B]

Yeah, she. See, I will say this. This season, drag is back. We are padding. We are wearing big hair. We are doing big makeup camp. It is back. I. When I see the hair with the gown, it makes sense. When she was in a leotard, I was like, this is. This does not make sense. Why are you in an updo with a leotard on? I. She should have never taken that skirt off. I don't know why the hell she did that. I don't. Maybe she could have walked,

[A]

but maybe, maybe. Maybe the mermaid was so tight at the. Maybe it was hard to walk, and maybe that's why. Also, I appreciate this skirt because, you know, I. I fucking hate a mermaid that has. And in all the seasons that Naomi has done on our thing and episodes, Naomi has put my mind on this are mermaid with where it's just the circle skirt at the knee. You know, this. You know this fucking check out of a mermaid. This is not that. This is like. This probably has a gode in the back, which is actually how Bob taught me how to make a mermaid. And I think I have respect for that. So I like that silhouette. So at least there's that.

[B]

Well, to be clear, this doesn't look like it has a. A, A go day, because also, sometimes it's a trumpet. So when you put a go day on each side, it's a trumpet, meaning it just kind of flares at the knee a little bit. And then when it's a mermaid, it's often made with a circle skirt, or the actual fabric is made in a long thing and cut into the shape of something. Or it's high, low. It's longer in the back. It has a little bit of a train. So I can't tell if this is actually a mermaid or not, but.

[A]

But it doesn't have the knee, which is nice. There's no. There's no seam at the knee.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I appreciate that too. She is the best queen from Chattanooga. That's what she said.

[A]

Wow. Isn't that where Eureka's from?

[B]

No, she's from somewhere else.

[A]

Johnson Johnson.

[B]

And she's raised on a farm. That's all I have about her. Oh, she. She has a degree in marketing and architecture.

[A]

She's smart. Also, this bitch took the conversation. I was like, she. At the. I was literally went before she called the person interviewing her. I'm like, are there any fucking reigns on this pony? This interview went every direction she would take this interview every place but Drag Race, which, honestly, is kind of fair. She felt like she was just talking to herself the whole time.

[B]

She said that what makes her different is she has a good credit score and she has pretty feet. And now. But can she compare to your feet? Is the real question.

[A]

Shots.

[B]

Show the dogs. Show the dogs. Not those. Maybe she went to. Maybe she went to your doctor. Let's move on to Jewel Sparkles.

[A]

Jewel Sparkle.

[B]

Jewels Sparkles. I think Jewel Sparkles is a better name than Jewels Sparkles. It should be the Jewels Sparkle or Jewel Sparkles. One Ass, baby. They should both be plural. Jewel Sparkles or Jewels Sparkle.

[A]

Off the bat, I loved her eye makeup. I thought her eye makeup was really cool. I think she wore. She's wearing this belt, this tiny little belt as some kind of corset in the middle. And I wish she would have had more. She would have had nude illusion going all the way up to the thing because it was creating, like, you know, it was not. It was not very flattering from the waist up. And I wish you'd have had. I don't. I can't tell she has hips on, but I wish you'd have had a little more. If you're not gonna do a full corset to bring the waist in to nothing, you need to have hips on. You know what I mean?

[B]

You don't think she looks enough like a noodle? I can't stop making that joke. Sorry. Um. I love this headpiece. I love that big Jewel bag that she's carrying. And just. She's carrying like a giant.

[A]

That was cool. That was cool, Jewel.

[B]

This hair is so cute. I love this hair so much. I love the headpiece. I love the hair. Honestly, she seems happy. I think she's the one who's not a. We had. We found the one who's not like, I'm a. She just really seems, honestly, genuinely sweet.

[A]

And her first season was season 10. She saw the reunion of season 10, which is a great reunion, by the way. And that's when her drag journey started, I guess. I know she's the granddaughter of Trinity, so I'm interested in how that connection happened, because Trinity, listen, I guess. Yeah, she'd be able. Well, she's in Tampa. Orlando and Tampa are pretty close, anyway. Yeah. I just wish she would have wanted something a little more flattering for the middle. But other than that, I thought this outfit was really cool. I like the train of it. I love that she decorated her Lucite pleaser heels. That was nice. And her eye makeup was really dope. The eye makeup looked really cool.

[B]

Something she. I thought was so funny. She goes, not only do I give the look, I also give the face. I was like, girl, that's part of the look.

[A]

I think she was doing a thing, Bob.

[B]

Oh, I get it.

[A]

I get it. I don't know. I don't just give the look, but I give the face. I think that's what she was saying.

[B]

I don't think she was doing the bitch. Like, not only do I wear the clothes, I wear the garments.

[A]

You're so stupid.

[B]

It's like, okay, girls, sure.

[A]

Let's go on to Joella. I am obsessed with how insane this entire promo.

[B]

Can I give my. My first official one of these of the season?

[A]

Mama.

[B]

Mama.

[A]

Say it.

[B]

This is garbage.

[A]

Girl, this hair was insane. This outfit was bananas. What did this girl think? Was she. This is insane, girl.

[B]

I don't get it. I don't even know what it's supposed to be. The makeup doesn't match the. The, like, her makeup should be like this, like, big, like, eureka. Kimchi crystal method. This because her makeup is just so, like, pretty girl, pretty girl. And she is dressed like a clown, but her makeup is giving, like, woman down. So, like, this is. I do not like this look. This is. I mean, we'll do our least favors at the end of the thing. But, like, I think I. I think. I don't think we're gonna have to, like, wait,

[A]

come about some food on food on this plate. And also, again, I'm not saying everyone has to have a lace front wig. I know, like, access, blah, blah, blah. And you don't have to have a lace front wig. Like, is she doing the old french fryer technique? Which is kind of what Bob discussed earlier. But they. When. When you to make lace front. When they didn't have lace fronts, they would do the thing here and they would clip into the hair to make it look like they were like, you know, it was. It was coming from your scalp. So you don't have to have a lace front wig. This wig in general just felt crunchy. Like it just was not. It just didn't match this outfit. It didn't work. I love the jewelry she was wearing and her nails was dope. But this hair and this outfit, she had that piece that was like going off to the side here. And it's like a harness. It's like a bra. Bralette harness that she put. Girl, I try to make something this outfit, and I just can't. I can't I can't.

[B]

I'm glad we don't know who made this, because I want to trash somebody I know personally, but this is just.

[A]

It's fully dominant.

[B]

She said. She said, funny, though. Do what she funny.

[A]

She said. She said she was hoping that she was walking to work and she's looking for spiders. She said, I can't. She said, she can't do spiders. I said, well, you can do boogers. You can definitely do a.

[B]

I love when she said, I only call out a work for emergencies, and a guy said he wants me to blow him. That's an emergency. She does seem very funny. I will say that about her. Um, and also, she was one of the folks who, like, you know, drag helped her help people pay attention to her. Something she said that really blew my mind, and I literally was stopped in my tracks. She said, I called the front desk bitch, you had a phone in your room.

[A]

Oh, I don't remember. I didn't. I missed that whole part.

[B]

Then she goes, I don't like spiders. In fact, there was a spider in my room, and I called the front desk to come kill it it because I'm not going to touch it. They. You had a phone. Did you have a phone in your room?

[A]

Yeah, I didn't have. I'd have a phone none of the three times I've been there. I have a phone in my room.

[B]

They take the phone. They y'. All. They take your phone out of the room.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe she wish. Maybe she really just slipped a note.

[A]

She's also reading people up and down in this thing. Girl, she sees a lot of fun, but she. Joella, sound like she is taking no further. She is. She is spicy, she is sassy, and I honestly, I love her confidence. Joella is the type of girl on the season. She's a. She's very delusional, and I personally find that pleasurable to watch on tv. So I am rooting for Joella, actually.

[B]

She's really young. She said her first memory of Drag Race was All Stars 2, which feels that's nine years into Drag Race. Eight or nine years into Drag Race. I was like, wow, that's crazy.

[A]

She also wanted to go. She said, it's weird. It's really weird. People only come from me behind my back. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, we'll see how that works out this season.

[B]

Let's move on to the. You know, I might have to relinquish my crown as the president of the. Of the Monation, because I think Corey King Might actually be your biggest fan. This was crazy. I have not seen a person reference another queen that many times and meet the queen. It was crazy. She's like, my name is Monet exchange. She says Sweet St. Lucia three times. They probably edited some of them out.

[A]

Well, she started. I'm gonna exchange the welcome back to the pits off. I said, girl, from your lips to God is heirs. Put a word in for me, girl.

[B]

She is giving me top three vibes. She is. She's top three vibes for me.

[A]

I, I, I loved her energy. I love the personality and even love her Runway walk. Her Runway walks. It was so strong. Her body, Body the water over there at the house of Jane Doe. Jane Doe? No, plain, plain Jane.

[B]

The house of plane.

[A]

The house of plane. Whatever they are feeding these bitches over there. It make the body good. Her body is hot. The proportions are great. She has these tiny waist, these nice juicy thighs and this big booty. Nice plump titties. The only thing I didn't like about this look was the collar. The collar piece like, I feel like it was, I didn't. It was not. It was like ruffling up her hair in her interview. I just wish, I wish she got. She edited the collar piece out. Otherwise, I thought this look was great. I really liked it.

[B]

Can I say she gives house of rivalry for me.

[A]

I see it. I see it.

[B]

She's very house of rivalry. Don't you see it?

[A]

Yeah, 100%. She was, she was one of the funniest girls in her thing. She was really witty in her thing. She had some really funny takes. And you know, we like a funny audience. Not just me and Bob. I'm saying the world like people love to be entertained. And she's in her. Meet the queen. She was very entertaining. It was pleasant and nice to watch.

[B]

Well, even though she's, even though she's a Monet Stan, she does not like pun names. So. Wow. Drag Monet X change. She was like, I don't like these goofy ass Monique. She didn't say that. But she was like, apparently she hates pun drag name like hot take.

[A]

She also said, that's really funny. She was like, you know, people in boss. It's people in Boston are shaped like the wisdom tooth. And I said, girl, that is true. These niggas walking up Boston look be looking crazy.

[B]

What does that mean? I don't get it. What does that mean?

[A]

Odd shaped like big shoulders. These penny legs. It's square. Yeah.

[B]

Tina Burner shaped like a wisdom tooth. She is. Or as Bianca Said she said she sleep like a slice of dollar pizza. Actually, I said, actually, I said Tina Bernard shaped like a slice of dollar pizza. And then Bianca said, and just like a dollar pizza. It sounds good at night, but only later.

[A]

Why you gotta drag the burn in here?

[B]

Does she think that no one's wearing pads and breastplates? Because I've noticed like no one else is doing. Does she think that people don't wear breastplates and hip pads anymore?

[A]

I think she's talking about what you've been saying the whole time. That big drag is back like pads and corsets and breastplates. That's what she's saying. She's literally taking a face from your book.

[B]

She's a Kelly Clarkson stand. She clocked everyone's Meet the Queens. She, she was based. I don't know if they were watching each other, but everything they were saying, she was like, stop saying I'm the, I'm the this like she clocked everyone's Meet the Queens. I was kind of gagged.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm living for Ms. Cory, Ms. Corey. I, I, I, I really enjoyed it. I really, I really enjoy her Meet the Queens.

[B]

Yeah. Let's move on to Lana Jarret and

[A]

I will give her a stamp. Her, her Meet the queens was as sweet as St. Lucia.

[B]

Oh my God. This look is a 9.5 out of 10 in this.

[A]

The nude illusion was great.

[B]

This look, Garo Sparrow went ham. She looks. And you know, she doesn't that she, she goes, I don't normally do drag like this. You should, you should.

[A]

You think this, this. Probably she had this probably causing a down payment on a fucking home.

[B]

Probably. She said, I don't normally do drag like this. Well, bitch, you should because it looks good on you. This is, she looks wow. I, I, this, she looks amazing. I just, this is very Mugler meets, meets Cher done by Bob Mackie.

[A]

I can see that. That's, that's, that's a great time for this. Yeah. I thought, I thought Lana was, I, I thought her body looked great. I thought the shade of the, it wasn't, you know. Do you know the name of this fabric, Bob? It's not noodle. Oo well, it's a type of mesh, but I forget the name Marco. Marco tells me every time and I forget every time I leave his thing. It's not mesh, but it's like another thing that's used. It's a little more delicate than mesh. So I know this outfit is very delicate. It's not tulle. I Forget what. It's not tulle. It comes anyway. Whatever fabric. I think I know what fabric it is. It's not crinoline, and it's very. It's beautiful on her stretch. She looks stunning. It doesn't stretch. Oh, well. Or maybe it does stretch. I don't know. I don't. Fuck. I barely know the name of it. I don't know. I'm sure there's probably a stretch version of it, but I think she looks. Her makeup was rare. Very beautiful. I loved also her energy in her Meet the Queens. She wasn't out here being like, you know, she wasn't on, like, a Corey King. Like, a lot of personality, like, big, big, big. But she also wasn't sitting there, like, trying to, like, read everybody else. She just kind of just. She looked like she was just answering her questions and really excited, happy to be there. And she seems to me. Cause she's from the house of lust. Lux. She's probably. She's also a student of Drag Race. Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, Lux Noir London or House of London?

[B]

House of London. There we go. Is it Nora London? Because I would get it wrong.

[A]

Yes, it's lnl. Lux. Lux New Orlenden there. Yeah. Lux New Orleans. Yeah. I would. So I assume she's a student of Drag Race. It means she probably has come into this competition with a lot of knowledge because she's watched the seasons and she studied them on Glad, which makes her excited to see her this season. But she looks like a supermodel. She looks like a supermodel.

[B]

Truly. She is a bottom, but she is not a power bottom. When she says she's a power bottom, she's like, actually, I'm not a power bottom. I'm a bottom, but I'm not powerful. I'll do it if I have to.

[A]

Do you like. Do you like a power bottom?

[B]

Yeah, I'm kind of. Kind of a side these days, to be honest.

[A]

But, yeah, I love side. Beside behavior is great.

[B]

Great.

[A]

Anyway, is she the only New York City girl?

[B]

I think she might be. She also says something I've never heard New York. New York queen say ever. I love to perform at Boxers hk,

[A]

I think.

[B]

How much has the city changed? How much has the city changed as a queen's favorite club to perform at? Not to be at 2 pro perform at is Boxer's Hell's Kitchen. That's wild.

[A]

You know, she said, because they don't. They don't pay attention, so you have to really fight for it. So when they. So. So when you. So when they're really enjoying it, you know, you're really doing a good job. Cause she likes to work for her tip. She's like, I don't want to be handed a dollar. I want to earn that dollar.

[B]

Could you imagine your favorite club being boxer sales kitchen? No shame to perform at. To perform at.

[A]

Girl, I never been to. I, I, I don't think I've ever stepped foot inside a boxer sales kitchen.

[B]

I went one time because my friend was a bartender. They remember Brandon Smithson.

[A]

Yeah, I remember Brandon Smithson.

[B]

I went to. I went to go to watch him to, like, say, hey, is he bartender one time or. Or when? But that's it. Her first season of Drag Race is season eight, episode one, and she thought Naomi Smalls was Tyra Banks, which is hilarious to me. That's what she said. I don't know if it's true.

[A]

There's no way she really thought Naomi's small as Tyra Banks. There is no way.

[B]

She did say she's funny. Should we go on to Lexi Love?

[A]

Lexi Love from Louisville, Kentucky? I think she was a regular cast member at Play Louisville. And Lexi, this is the tea. I heard about this look. You ready for it? I saw this on Reddit.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't know if it's true. Apparently, she got. She ordered some look that got held up in, whatever, the day of the shoot. So she had to, like, literally the morning of the shoot, she had to, like, she's like, all right, plan B. Go get me some spray adhesive and some silver glitter, and I'll make it work. And here we have her promo look.

[B]

Well, if that's true, then I'll have different thoughts. Cause at first I was like, this is a little basic. Like, she is literally not wearing anything. I mean, but, you know, only thing that drives me crazy about that little bit of glitter on the side of her face. There was a little bit of glitter, like, creeping up to the side of her face on her.

[A]

This side. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And I was like, ugh, that's driving me crazy. Um, but. But I mean, the look is not terrible. I think it looks really sickening. It's just a little basic for a promo. But if I was at a club and I said, like, if I was at a club and someone took off their robe and had this on, I would. I would. I would throw so much money at her. So much money.

[A]

Bitch. I will show. I will show up at your house tomorrow.

[B]

What color you want this hair? I love this hair. I love this hair. It looks so good.

[A]

The hair and the nails were really good. And obviously, she has a beautiful body. She's using as her canvas as her instrument for this promo. And, yeah, I think her body looks great. Her boobs, it's just all.

[B]

She has a cute little butt. I like a little butt. She has a cute little butt.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Alexi Love.

[B]

She kind of gives villain vibes to me. Really? Yeah.

[A]

I was like, she's also the oldest one. This. This seems to be a young. This is a young cast. She's 33. She's the oldest one this season.

[B]

33. Oh, my God.

[A]

33.

[B]

And that's younger than I wasn't. That's older than I was on Drag Race.

[A]

Same. I was 27 on Drag Race.

[B]

Yeah, I was 29. She is street smart, but she's. But she the thing. Because she gives me villain vibe, but she's like, everything's about love. Everything's surrounding love. I want to take pictures of people. I want to be friendly. So maybe. I don't know what it was that was giving me villain vibes because as the. As the interview went on, she actually seemed like, like. Like a really sweet, sweet, kind queen.

[A]

Yeah. I think I didn't get villain vibes from her. I got. I got. I didn't get that from her. I enjoy.

[B]

She does have high cheekbones, a deep voice, and a big cock,

[A]

I think. I think she was just. She was used. It was innuendo. What did she.

[B]

She said. I'm just repeating what she said. She goes, I have high cheekbones, a deep voice, and a big cough. I don't Smith innuendo. Monet. I think she's talking about her giant cock. She deserves. She's American Exact superstar. Because she's willing to put the work in. That's what she said. I like that answer.

[A]

I know a lot of girls ain't, so that puts you a step above. For sure. For sure.

[B]

I've seen that a long time. Oh, for sure.

[A]

Can we talk about m. Stars? My

[B]

God, the lucky stars. Holy shit. What the fuck? This is amazing.

[A]

It's a cool look. It's a lot of look.

[B]

I'm blown away. Truly. I am blown away. I this. I believe we found our look Queen of the season. Of the season. I think we have our look queen. I cannot. I cannot imagine anyone outdoing this girl in looks not from this cast. And there are some good looks. I don't think anyone's going to outdo this girl when it comes to looks this season. I hope this is how she normally does her drag. She said that she does, like, out of the box stuff. She'd make a. She'd make an outfit out of shit she said she'd do. So obviously she does wacky, wild drag. If this is just a promo. My God.

[A]

Well, yeah, I think that's a really cool way to interpret clams, because clams have pearls. Or is it oysters? No, clams. Yeah, I think it's a really cool way.

[B]

The only thing I did like oysters have pearls.

[A]

Yeah. Oysters.

[B]

Sorry, is it oysters have pearls?

[A]

Yeah. Huh. I wish the shoes were not silver. I wish the shoes were blue, because I think it just breaks up. This is my whole thing about catsuits going all the way down. I think it breaks up the line and makes her look shorter. If her shoes were the same fabric and color of the thing and maybe put some pearls on there, I think it made her look even longer. But the shoe at the cutting off, putting that silver shoe on, it really cut her off and made her look just so much shorter. It would have been more of a fantasy if it was all blue to me, but I think this is really cool. The makeup was really beautiful. The headpiece was a little dodgy for me, but I think the outfit is insane. It's incredible.

[B]

Made by Nathan. She's from Miami by way of Cuba. I think she's black. I don't know what color she is because she's literally completely covered. I think she's a black person.

[A]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[B]

You know, she's black.

[A]

She looks black. She's also. I think she's a daughter of. She's a. She's a daughter of Nina Bonina Brown.

[B]

Oh, I see that. Oh, yeah, I see that. Yeah. She looks. I'm so gagged. She looks so sickening. She's very gassy. I will say that. She's very, very gassy. She kept burping. Oh, I love that. She said, in a world full of minimalism, be extra. And she. But she did throw a little bit of shade at Hispanic queens who don't speak Spanish, which I'm like. I mean, I'm not in that culture, but it's like, girl, it's not their fault. They don't speak Spanish. Like, Jesus Christ. I mean, if you were taught as a kid, some. Some people's parents don't want them to speak Spanish because they probably got made fun of for having an accent or something. Or they just did, or they just didn't want to. Like, you know, Alfredo, our friend Alfredo Both of his parents speak Spanish, and he just don't speak a lick of Spanish. He's two Puerto Rican parents. He don't speak no Spanish.

[A]

Alfredo's Puerto Rican.

[B]

Puerto Rican. He ain't Mexican. He's Puerto Rican. He is bdbd. No, he's not bdb. That Mexican is bdbd. Bdbd. Bum. Bum. She deserves to win Drag Race because I am somebody that comes from the dirt and has done all the work to get there, to get here. I like her. Her story is not gonna be really fierce. We're gonna cry. We're gonna cry with her. We're gonna cry at that mirror. When we find out what she means by coming from the dirt, we're gonna cry for sure.

[A]

Yeah. Get lucky stars. Let's talk about Miss Lydia Butthole Collins. Great middle name.

[B]

I love the name Lydia Butthole Collins. That is so funny. I know the House of Haunt has disbanded, but she gives. House of Haunt.

[A]

I don't know who the.

[B]

Who the hell is a House of Haunt From Pittsburgh. That was like, none of the girls want to be called House of Hunt because it was Sharon Needles House, so none of them want to be called that anymore.

[A]

Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[B]

But she's from Pittsburgh.

[A]

Got it. So it makes sense. And bitch. Her fucking. Her promo pose. This is a great promo pose. Bitch. Put this. Every club I work at, make sure you and I want to be for. This is. This is so cool. She looks. She looks like something from, like, Top Model or something. She's on one knee, on one hand. Hand on the hip. Butt touch back ar. Looks so good.

[B]

Yeah, I. I think this dress looks cool. I love this bang. The bang of the bang.

[A]

Only thing I don't like about this Marco. Marco.

[B]

Her. Her gloves were a little too, like. They were. I wish they were. They were more tapered to the hand. It made it like she had big ass hands.

[A]

And she seems like a small, big ass droplets on it. Yeah.

[B]

But otherwise, this look is so good. It is so good.

[A]

Yeah, the hair was cool. The chinstrap thing was just probably a Chris Hibana fantasy. I love that she had in her Meet the Queens. Also her Runway walk. She put, like, glitter or some type of highlighting fabric on her chest and on her legs, so it made her look like she was wet. But it was just the highlight. It was very smart. It was. She looked cool.

[B]

I wonder if she's a Peaches Christ fan. She's a film school student turned drag queen, so I wonder if she's Like a. She's gothy and grungy. She said. So I wonder if she's like a house of Christ adjacent or interested in that at all.

[A]

Interesting also that we're seeing all these designers we have not ever seen on the show. Like what? Eddie Gonzalez, Stara Cor Quarter Street. Nathan Luna, Ruben Isaza. Like, I've never. I've never heard of designers I love. We're using new designers and dragons. It's great. Highlight some other.

[B]

Well, she said that she makes all of her own clothes. I'm like, well, he didn't make this. Unless. Unless you are Ruben. Is she Ruben?

[A]

Me, not Obedrin? No, Rubens is on someone else.

[B]

Okay. Well, I guess she don't make all of her own stuff.

[A]

Wow, Bob.

[B]

It's weird to be like, I make all my own stuff and then be sitting there wearing something you didn't make. You can't say you make all your own stuff when you're literally sitting there wearing something you didn't make. Right?

[A]

Yeah, I see that. Also, the floating collar was really cool. I love the floating collar.

[B]

Yeah, she seems really. She seems super real, though. I like her. She should. She should be America's next Slipstar. Because no one can do what I can do. Do.

[A]

Got gotta be hoes.

[B]

Let's move on to Anya Nerve. Love that drag name. Corey King. Don't like it, but I love that drag name.

[A]

It's like. It's like. It's giving me, like, Janet. The Janet. The Janet Jackson look from that Busta Rhymes video. The Janet Jackson Busta Rhymes song. You know what I'm talking about?

[B]

Little bit. Little bit.

[A]

That. That mix of Mayhem, Miller, Some Cool World with these four singles on.

[B]

She gives young vivacious. I think it's because of the silhouette around her head. Head. It gives Young vivacious and she gives New York City. But she's from Cleveland, though.

[A]

Cleveland. Horrible. The state of Ohio.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

Ohio.

[B]

Something about her gives lip sync assassin vibes. I don't know what it is. It's giving lip sync assassin vibes down. Really? Yeah, I get that from her.

[A]

I love her hair. This, like, mohawk with the tail. Like she's some, like, fierce fucking raincoat wearing seahorse. I thought that was really dope. And I wish. Kind of like Lydia Butthole. The fingers. Like the gloves made her hands look really big. I wish they were. Cause I think this may be made out of neoprene, and neoprene is not a very slimming. You know what I mean? It can make you look bulky. And I think that's what's happening here.

[B]

I mean, she had me at drama theater. Art mixed with blackness and glamour. I identify with that. But then she lost me. Took a hard left being like, I don't like video games. Why are y' all playing Animal Crossings? Build a real house, bitch. What?

[A]

I thought that was very funny.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I hope Animal Crossing. Build a real house. Speed time. Doing something good.

[B]

But then she won me back with state speech and debate champion. She won me back.

[A]

Ooh, does that mean she's going to be. She's going to be mouthing. Oh, God. She gonna be bomb on TikTok. Just debating people that work with her for no reason.

[B]

Well, she did say she would put a bitch in her place swiftly.

[A]

Oh, so she's a swiftie.

[B]

There it is, honey. She wants it more than these other bitches, and she's gonna be America's next superstar. Because when I get on that stage, I give every ounce of my morsel and I leave no freaking crumbs.

[A]

Every ounce of my morsel.

[B]

Yeah, it was a little. It was a little strange. I think she meant every, like. Cause ounce and morsel are kind of the same thing. I think she kind of got caught up. But I get what she was saying. Like, every, like you say, every morsel of my being. No, morsel. Like you said, I give every morsel of my being. Like, morsel is kind of like a. It's kind of an unofficial unit of measure.

[A]

Yeah, I heard. Of course I did. With food. My mom would be like, you're gonna eat every morsel of food.

[B]

Yeah. But let's see. What. Anyone. I love that name. I think she looks fierce, and for some reason, I think she's gonna be our lipstick assassin. Let's go on to Sam Star. How elegant does she look?

[A]

I thought this elephant elegant. It was a lot of dress. It was a lot of. It was a lot of look.

[B]

It is a lot of look. I like it, though. I like. I like that cascading fabric as it wraps around her body. Hair I don't hate, but I feel like she kind of somehow made an updo look wet, which I appreciate.

[A]

Hate it. Yeah, I, I, I like the hair. The hair is my favorite part of this. Besides the bang swoop thing, I didn't love that bang swoop. And I love her makeup. Her makeup looks like she's, like some southern old. Not, not old as in, like, age, but, like, just like, southern debutante. Like, yeah, she looks like. Hey, did. Did you ever watch that show on Ace on. On abc? Years ago. It lasted, like, one season. It was gcb. Good. Good. Christian bitches.

[B]

Did you ever watch that show with Christian Channel with.

[A]

Yeah. She look like she could have been a cast on that. And like. Or she can be like some from, like, the Dynasty era film. Like, I don't know. She gives that energy.

[B]

She kind of gives Ivy winters in the face.

[A]

I can see that.

[B]

Yeah, I can see some Birmingham.

[A]

She's the dragon of Trinity, the tuck.

[B]

Okay. She's in Birmingham, Alabama, and she says what's different for her, that she's actually quite nice. She's a very nice person, but she does think she is the most competitive person there.

[A]

She.

[B]

That's what she said.

[A]

She's one of the new Southern pageant girls. Girl. She probably won Miss Bubbly Foot 19 and Miss Alcohol Pad 27 and Miss Lightning Foot 42. She One of those pageant girls.

[B]

I would imagine she was like, I'm really nice. She goes, I don't think any of these queens would ever come for me. Is it because she's nice or because she's, like, fierce?

[A]

Cause she's nice, Bob. This is nice. People don't. People. People don't generally want to come for people who are nice.

[B]

So they're not. So when they come for you, it's because you're not nice? No, I just want to make sure. We got that on. We got that on record. We got that on record. So she's an Alyssa Edwards stand and something she said. They tickled me. She goes, alabama and Texas are basically neighbors. I mean, that's not really true. That's a whole state.

[A]

Maybe in culture. I mean, I'm not from the south, so I don't know.

[B]

Maybe in culture. Culture, not in culture. Culture. Also not in culture.

[A]

Well, you don't think Texas is the south, so you're already coming in.

[B]

And I want to be clear. All Southerners who are not from Texas agree. I have done this survey all over, and they all. And all Southerners who are not from Texas agree.

[A]

Yeah, Listen to Jacob. Jacob said,

[B]

listen, you're not from the south of white. You don't.

[A]

You don't.

[B]

You don't have a. You don't. You don't have an A train or a yellow taxi in this race. Okay. You don't have a morsel in this race. Okay.

[A]

Um, let's talk about anything else you want to say about Sam.

[B]

We can move on to Susie Toot.

[A]

Susie Toot, the only person with a prop in their promo. She was like, give me that chair.

[B]

And. And also A triangle behind her. I mean, Hormona has an umbrella. Oh, but where's this triangle?

[A]

I don't know. Does it. Does it sell the. The era? She's. She. She's one of these 1920s girls. Girls. And I have to say, I. Huh.

[B]

She's in the Illuminati.

[A]

I have to say. She's in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And I liked this look. I thought this look was pretty. I thought her makeup was gorgeous. I love this hair with it. I love the shoe. Like, she. It was this thing around her neck and into the booze with all that beaded stuff, and she had those beaded things going from her arms, which was very of the time, of the era. I. I hope her drag isn't always this thing. Cause you see when someone does all of the drag as one thing and kind of. Kind of boring and fucking Michelle's gonna let you have it after the first time you've worn it, so. But I thought Susie looked good, and I liked her personality. She said something really funny in hers. I didn't write it down, but she said something that really made me laugh in hers.

[B]

She. I think her mom's name is Susie, too. She just took her mom's name.

[A]

Her mom's name is Toot. Why is all my mom's last name Toot?

[B]

She. It's what she said. She said, I took my mom's dragon name. My mom's name is Susie.

[A]

Susie.

[B]

She goes, what's your dragon name? She goes. It's actually your name. Susie Toot. That's what she said.

[A]

Why is her mom named Susie Toot?

[B]

Maybe Toot is her last name. I don't fucking know. She said that. She. Okay, here's something she does. She said that confused me. She gives Liza vibes, by the way. She says, I love to design. And then she goes, I'm nervous about a design challenge, bitch. What?

[A]

Wait, Liza, like Liza Minnelli?

[B]

Yeah, with the. With the bowler and the. And the eye makeup. It's very Liza.

[A]

Oh, I thought you meant in, like, lying, like Liza Minnelli was a liar. Because. Because you went into that thing. I was like, wait, what?

[B]

Not just remember that. She gives me Liza. I love to design. I'm nervous about a design challenge.

[A]

Well, I love to sing. I don't nervous about a singing challenge.

[B]

You get nervous about singing challenges.

[A]

I get nervous about everything. I'm always nervous.

[B]

It's because you care. That's what that one queen said. It means you care. I deserve to be nervous about anything. Some stuff. Yeah. But not normally. To be honest. I don't normally get that nervous when it comes to performing. I get excited. I get really excited. For sure.

[A]

I get excited over my stand up because when I've done it for a while. When it's like a new set. When it's a new set.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

When it's a new set, I'm like starting to bitch. We start saying one set. The jigga to watch. But yeah, I liked it. Wait, so you were saying she said something and I missed it.

[B]

I deserve to be America's next superstar. I am America's next generous superstar. Because I am ready to go in there and take the crown. I deserve it. And I'm going to get it work. It's going to go where it goes. And I'm hopeful. Oh, yes, she did.

[A]

Someone did that.

[B]

I've been looking for that. I can. If anyone can find it. It was a clip of all the girls from season, whatever season Simone won,

[A]

where they all kept talking about they're

[B]

gonna win the crown. And then it would cut to that song. Yes, I'm hopeful. And it'd be like, she in fact, did not. She, in fact wasn't. Cause there was a. And I'm ready for my crown, bitch. Yes. It's like she, in fact was not ready for a crown. And then Mick was like, crown your queen. In fact, she was not crowned the queen. That shit sends me. I cannot find it. And by the way, TikTok's gonna in January, so guys find it quick because TikTok is apparently getting banned in January. So hurry up.

[A]

I saw that you reposted it and I saw it. I was like, is that really going to happen?

[B]

Allegedly. All right, those are our thoughts. Monat, quickly, who has the best look of the promo? You want me to go first while

[A]

you look, Bob, look at me.

[B]

Oh, Bit. We have to do our best and favorite looks. Who has the best look at the promo?

[A]

My favorite look of the promo. Let me tell you right now.

[B]

Let me go while you look. Cause I'm ready.

[A]

Oh, Crystal Envy.

[B]

Down, Lana Jarret. Down.

[A]

Okay, Crystal Envy.

[B]

If Crystal Envy wore a ponytail instead of that. That, like, tired is not fair. That gelled stoned hair.

[A]

Damn. Why you gotta come in so hot if Chris was in that tired dirty ass.

[B]

No. Again, like, when I say something's tired, I don't like to use the word tired because it is a really cool look. But it's just like, I think because it came in later in the game and I'm just so overseeing it, just like Just like the stone cast. It looks good. I'm just overseeing it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but if she had a ponytail, I'd be really into it, but because I don't love the hair. Lana Jarret. And the only note I have for lingerie's look is that I wish that the decolletage was stoned going up into her skin, as opposed to being able to see the clear line in the separate between her skin and the noodle. That's the only note that I have. The only note that I have.

[A]

What's that Henry Brown quote to Michelle Visage? Yeah, well, you can see that line there.

[B]

We talk about that line on someone's neck. What is the worst look of the episode of the promo?

[A]

We don't even have to ruminate. We all know. Oh, can we say it on three? One, two, three. Joella.

[B]

Joella. Yeah, it's. It's horrible. It's Mama. It's bad. It's bad.

[A]

All right, last question.

[B]

Monet. Who is going to win RuPaul's Drag Race season 17?

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

Who's the winner?

[A]

Okay, y', all, I'm going off of vibes in the thing, and just what I see. I'm thinking. I'm thinking Sam Star might take it.

[B]

I think Corey King is the winner of drag race season 17. And, Corey, if you win, you can be house of rival. You can join us maybe once a month. Maybe. Maybe.

[A]

Who's winning? Who is. Who's winning? Miss Congeniality.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, this is easy.

[B]

I think it's going to be little glitter. Glitter, glitter, Glitter puss. What's her name?

[A]

Lexi Love. I was going to say that, too.

[B]

Lexi Love. She genuinely just seems so fucking sweet. Like, so fucking sweet. Genuinely. Like, it's kind of giving Cynthia. Cynthia Lee Fontaine vibes. Like, genuinely sweet.

[A]

And who's a couple of favorites?

[B]

There's been a couple of you, Ms. Congenitals, who have proven after your reign that you were not that girl. They thought you her. I can think of two of you right now who did. Who proved you were not that girl? Who?

[A]

You

[B]

are. One of them.

[A]

Cornbread.

[B]

Cornbread proves she is not that congenial girl. It's not that girl, honey.

[A]

And who's. Who's winning fan favorite? Because that's two now. Is. Is congenial a fan favorite? Is everyone.

[B]

You got to piss Jacob off. I. I can see. You know who I think the fans are gonna go crazy for? Arietti.

[A]

I have one already. See, I was. I said. I said Jewel Sparkle.

[B]

I'm still learning their names. Let me go back to Jewel cause

[A]

she's so young and bubbly and just super. I see and I see her going being a fan favorite. Yeah. All right. Let's see if our prediction last question. Last one, last one, last one. Who is our first out first out of the season.

[B]

I would normally say Joella but she's so messy. She's so messy. I can see her messiness taking her very, very far. First out.

[A]

I have one already who I think

[B]

a forgot Aisha forgot I get honestly

[A]

I forgot she was here here already.

[B]

It's between Acacia and Mona Lisa to be honest. Her Mona Lisa. Wow.

[A]

RuPaul's handpicked hand plucked queen. You say he's going home first hand

[B]

picked to go home.

[A]

I guess RuPaul don't got to go pick her on her honey so thank

[B]

you all so much. We will be here doing it every single week. Check us out on sibling watchery. We are back. Guess who back in the hounds.