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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
And y'all, we have a. We have a hefty episode for y'all today. So let's get into it.
Monet X Change
I'm working late.
Bob the Drag Queen
Cause I'm a singer and you look so cute wrapped around my finger.
Monet X Change
You refuse to stop singing on this podcast. You literally will not stop.
Bob the Drag Queen
I was singing with you. I was joining you, my sister.
Monet X Change
It's my thing. Can I have my thing for the podcast? Why? Gotta be doing something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Singing is your thing Anyway, you know what is our thing? We are back for sibling watchery. And I know how much you all love when we get into fights with drag queens. And apparently everyone from this season is a bitch according to their Meet the queen.
Monet X Change
I know. I was saying that, too. Yeah, everybody. I was like, okay, girl, all of y'all cannot be casting. Is not that that diabolical that they're casting every bitch they can find?
Bob the Drag Queen
It's. It's House of Villains this. But they better be kept what they.
Monet X Change
Say, because Candy Muse for getting to the top four on House of Village.
Bob the Drag Queen
Spoiler alert.
Monet X Change
I'm watching.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm watching. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
It was all over social media today.
Bob the Drag Queen
Just before we started this podcast. I was like, me and Moni were having a conversation about how I don't like spoilers. And she was like, I know, I know. And then the within 2 minutes. 2 minutes. This is crazy.
Monet X Change
It was all over social media. Sorry, I thought you saw it. I didn't intentionally want to spoil that for you. My bad.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, can I just say off the bat. Oh. Top three most stunning collection of looks for a promo in the history of Drag Race.
Monet X Change
I would say that, too. I did. I did. Like, a lot of the looks I saw. I would agree with that. A lot of the looks came out really well. I like that. I agree with that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Top three. I mean, I would say All Star seven is the top one. And then I would say maybe be.
Monet X Change
I Can't even remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
This might be number two. No, the girls.
Monet X Change
The girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
A couple of girls really ate on nine. A couple girls really ate hard on nine. Alexis, Alexis, Michelle, Sasha.
Monet X Change
And also that's All Stars 8. All Stars 8 was really good too. Yeah. Alexis.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
With Jimbo.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jimbo. Candy, Muse. And then also Candy. Other season. What was that? 12, 13. Honestly, any season Candy's on. Candy constantly eats with the looks and apparently she eats in top four. Yeah.
Monet X Change
With Simone.
Bob the Drag Queen
House of Villains, apparently. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Simone and got Mick. Yeah, that was a good one too. You're right. You're. You're right. You're right, you're right.
Bob the Drag Queen
But these girls look amaz. Honestly, it's giving all stars. These girls are all stars ready, which is great because 13 of them are going to be losers. So. Yeah.
Monet X Change
And also I think this concept, the water concept, I think is really good. My question is, like, how do they. How do they make it safe to walk?
Bob the Drag Queen
Right?
Monet X Change
Because like, the one. The Runway is wet. Like, I just don't understand. I'm sure there has to be some types of safety and practice to make sure no one gets injured, but I just don't know what that is. My brain can't think about.
Bob the Drag Queen
Water is not slippery when you're in the water. Water. Water sleeper when you're out of the water.
Monet X Change
I. I feel like walking in water is very precarious regardless if it's. If you in it or out of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, if the water is on something else, like if there's drops of water, I feel like it's slippery. But if you're like in the. I'm trying to think about. Pools aren't bathtub. Are bathtubs slippery when you take a shower? It's slippery.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Bathtubs are slippery.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Which is, by the way, I think they. They should make bathtubs out of what they make swimming pools out of because bathtubs are dangerous. The amount of times I have slipped and grab the curtain, baby. We are too deep in the game for bathtubs to still be slippery.
Monet X Change
You need to go out of the hot takes, the subway takes, and have that take about bathtub. That's a good one because I can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Believe we are this late in the game and bathtubs are still slippery. This is dangerous. Anyway. We can't go off to Alpha like.
Monet X Change
A fucking Looney Tune.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, literally. Have you ever grabbed the rod and the rod falls down? Oh, my God, it's so annoying. Oh, what did I say?
Monet X Change
Jacob said, in fact. In fact, the Bathroom is actually the most dangerous room in the house, According to the U.S. center for Disease Control.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I need to be the change I want to see in the world. I cannot believe it's taking us 17 seasons to go under Dusty. Because it looks really good. I love RuPaul with his big, wet hair. The notion that her hair is that big and that wet is sending me. That is so funny to me. RuPaul is finding out how to get in these promos less and less. Girl, girl, that's just a picture. Not even a video. Just a picture. She has no outfit. She don't have an outfit.
Monet X Change
And his voice. Or was it. Oh, was it the lady's voice?
Bob the Drag Queen
That was her voice.
Monet X Change
Oh, that's voice. Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
It was RuPaul's voice. Yeah. I was like, RuPaul. Because, girl, my season. RuPaul was in full drag in the video. Head to toe on set, everything.
Monet X Change
I think about season 10, the scene.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where he's like, DJ big thing with. She walked for that black and white look, but she wasn't. But she. But she was still in full drag and, like, in video form, right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah. But we didn't enter on yours. On your season. Did Yalls film? Like, did y'all see Paul filming or.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, no, she was. Us.
Monet X Change
No, yeah, yeah. Same, same.
Bob the Drag Queen
And we filmed it the day after the first episode.
Monet X Change
Ours was after the second episode. So Calrie and Vanjie had both sent their asses home. Sitting there, sitting there thinking, like, I'm America's next.
Bob the Drag Queen
I feel Naysha Lopez did that. And they. By the way, they sequestered her. She wasn't allowed to sit with us.
Monet X Change
You can't say without saying, like, you.
Bob the Drag Queen
They put her in her own little bit because the rest of us were like, Kiki. And they were like, Naysha was in a room by her. By herself.
Monet X Change
Which I don't understand why. I don't get why they can't be. Why they can't be with the rest of us.
Bob the Drag Queen
Girl, I don't fucking know. But, you know, I respect the process because they make good TV over there.
Monet X Change
They.
Bob the Drag Queen
They don't. They don't do one thing to make good tv. I love this promo. I wish that the girls were into. This is one of the first promos where the girls don't interact at all. There's no tugging for the crown. There's no teams and groups and, like, people doing stuff together. Everyone. There's no crossover at any. You don't ever See two girls on the screen at any point in time.
Monet X Change
No, that's not true. Season 10, we. We didn't, we didn't interact. We only went one. We were all on the X. Oh.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess it's not the first, but I, I like when they interact. Like, like the Candyland theme. That was really cute.
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Season six with Bianca. Season six when they were like the tea and the. And then season eight with Robbie, Turner and Smalls be like, we're booked and like the, the, the girls sitting in their hair done doing other girls hair. I love, I like when they interact.
Monet X Change
Yeah, when I interact. That is a good one. That is good. But that, that, that albeit though, I still think this was a really cool run. Cute run where I love the concept. I think, I think we should dive into the looks. We have a lot of looks.
Bob the Drag Queen
Before we do, I want to point out that RuPaul said this is the most twisted season ever.
Monet X Change
This nigga sickening season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Sometimes it's the most glamorous season. This is the most twisted season. These girls are twisted.
Monet X Change
Honey Orion, RuPaul loves. She is a, She's a wordsmith. Maybe they like some crazy twists coming.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe, maybe a twist. Yeah. Or maybe.
Monet X Change
Or maybe RuPaul is going to wear a lot of. RuPaul's wearing a lot of Marley twists this season. That's awesome.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's get into Nymphia Wind. Our returning queen Nymphia designed this look. Herself and her and her team made this look. I gotta say, I love this bucket pouring water over her body. I love her wraps around. Can I give a hot take though.
Monet X Change
About, about the stone nude bodysuit?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we already said this off camera, but I'm over the new. The like stoned give like nude body. It is, by the way, it is immaculately done. But I'm over like a cat suit that has stones like cont. I'm kind of over it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, we've seen it a lot now. We've seen it. We've seen her a lot. We've seen her a lot. The first time that I really saw it, which it wasn't stone. Remember the. The challenge on season seven when they had to be nude and they all. Some had nude bodies with. Some were naked. That was the first time in my conscience I remember seeing. Oh, my God. Nude bodysuit. That's cool. And then was this. No. Season 7 violet season was the first challenger season, remember?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but it wasn't stone, though.
Monet X Change
It wasn't Stone, but. So they were just. Some people had. I feel like Ginger had a few stones here and there, but Shay was the first fully stoned one I remember seeing.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's some designer who did a big, like, thing where he. Or she. Or they. Whoever. I don't. I don't remember the designer, but some designer did it as like a. And then I remember Naomi did a version of it, and it's like. It's like a leotard, but it just looks like the body but in stones. And then I think that's what. Then it, of course, shook it down to some clearance bin where the queens, no doubt, fished it out to tell them so that they're not like the. I'm just kidding. But, you know, drag is often referential to high fashion, but I'm. I'm kind of overseeing it, but it does. That being said, it looks remarkable.
Monet X Change
It was a really cool look. I love. I think. I think that being like the water bearer.
Bob the Drag Queen
What.
Monet X Change
What sign is that? Is that Aquarius? Who. Who's. Who's. No, Aquarius. What sign is a water bear? Is Aquarius.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Aquarius is one of them.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And it has the hair wrapper. I think the water part is so cool. The new body, so I agree, is a little tired. We've seen it so much. But that being said, I agree with you. I think she looks amazing. Her body looks great. It's a cool look. And her coming around that, stomping down that Runway, she just looks. She looks amazing. She looks. She looks otherworldly.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. A lot of people made this. That was painted by Danny Logan. The vase was done by Candy Warhol. The vase was painted by Wilbur. Wilbur. Wilbur. I can't. Gonzalez. Wilbur Gonzalez. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Wilbert H. Gonzalez. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
The nails were done by Nymphia. The. The Wind Atelier Helper stone. There's some. There's so many people. Who. Who. Oh, the Wind Atelier. I guess that's Nymphia's house. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But. Yeah, a lot of hands were on this. A lot of hard hands on a soft body. And also, by the way, I love her voice. She has such a great voice for Dragon.
Monet X Change
Nymphia does.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I like her voice.
Monet X Change
I guess it didn't particularly strike me, but I. I mean, I like Nymphia. Nymphia and I toured together for the first time in Brazil, and she's. She. She's. She's a fun time. She's. I like her. She's great.
Bob the Drag Queen
I met her in Connecticut In Hartford.
Monet X Change
Did you guys have fun?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, we did have fun. I went to her gig. It was me, her. That's when I was hanging out Rob with Robin Fierce for like, three days. Fierce F. Honey, go check out Robin Fierce's new song by the way. So let's go on to the Queen. So Acacia forgot I. I love this palazzo pant. When her legs are together, it looks like a gown. I like the. I like this outfit. I think it looks really cool. I like. Oh, by the way, trend alert. Big. Big Drag is back, baby. Big Drag is back on season 17. Big hair, big outfits, Stones, Jew. It's back. No more of this fucking, you know, quote unquote, real girl drag. Big drag. Seems like it's back in the house.
Monet X Change
I like. I mean, I like this look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like.
Monet X Change
I love. I love the pants. I love. It was really smart putting in. Putting the nude illusion in the. In the middle because it gives it, like, shapes and more. I love how big it is. I love her. She has a small waist. I hate this hair, though. I think the hair could have been different. I'm not saying smaller, but this hair. It feels like the hair doesn't feel as cool as the outfit does. The outfit feels really new and different and fun. And the hair just seems dated and not good. And I think she's trying to replicate it to be like waves, but I don't like that. I think the hair was the only mist, but otherwise, Howie be made the fuck out of this is. This is very cute. I like it a lot.
Bob the Drag Queen
I agree. I like the hair and I like the outfit as separate pieces, but as a. As a. As a group. I don't live for them, but I love this pant. Howie B. Is also the one who made this. Who also made. Not crystal Demure. JG Jo G. JG Harrison's Met Gala look. Oh, wow. They did something for Ariana Grande. This is a really big designer. So work.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I want how it be to make this stuff for me. I like how it be a lot, actually.
Bob the Drag Queen
When it comes to this. Meet the queen. She is sitting like somebody's uncle. These legs.
Monet X Change
Girl, girl, I said, baby, not sitting like you were just smoking on. Smoking on the dock of the bay. Getting high and back swamp back, Louisiana foot drag. Just slouched, legs wide open spread, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, in case you forgot, we're filming occasion. Forgot we're filming, bitch. Why are you sitting like that?
Monet X Change
Yeah, that was wobbled.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's from Los Angeles, California.
Monet X Change
I mean, I can't. I'm I think I'm past the point where I know the girls. Like, for example, in New York, I didn't know anyone anymore. And just because I live in la, I don't really go out in the LA scene. So maybe she is around in the LA scene. I don't really. Right. I'm an old ass bitch now. I really. I don't know. I'm Acacia Forgot. I do like the name. I think the name Acacia Forgot is a cute name. And she said, like, she said she named herself Acacia Forgot in case you forgot something. I forgot the joke. She said, but it was cute.
Bob the Drag Queen
I like it. I. She says that I found very interesting. She was like, I'm a country music singer. So Trixie found dead. And also, it's finally time that a live singing drag queen win drag race. Damn. Jinx found dead. Trixie found dead. Monet found dead. Like, girl, live singing queens have one drag race.
Monet X Change
Maybe she means in their. And again, that's Jinx won her original season. Yeah. I don't know. What does she mean by Bibi? Well, baby didn't sing the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
No. But she was like, it's time. It was weird that she was like, it's time that a live singing drag queen win drag race. I was like, that's cr. I mean, is she like. Is she like a singer singer? Is she like. Is she like, like, like, like crazy crazy vocals?
Monet X Change
We about to find out. I mean, what would. What would be crazy crazy vocals to you?
Bob the Drag Queen
If you sound like Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, if you sound like Cynthia Revo. Who's that queen from New York City? I can't remember her name, but she's working at Lips. She was kind of country. She had a beautiful singing voice. She wanted entertainment. You're on Fire island one time with.
Monet X Change
A V. Vanessa Vidalia.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can't remember. She had one of those voice. I was like, oh, my God. This. Yeah. I can't remember her name, but this girl is like. And she. What I'm saying is she sings like she's. When she sings, she sounds like a CIS woman who sings really well.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
She. She used to sing. Never had a man quite like you.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
What is the girl's name?
Bob the Drag Queen
I. I can't. I'm. I'm wreck my brain trying to figure it out. She plays 10 instruments if you include the skin flute.
Monet X Change
Oh, my God. These sometimes. But I'm like run of the mill jokes. I'm like, we. We've heard the skin flu joke already. Girl, give us something.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goddamn money. What she do to you?
Monet X Change
But when it comes, like, technically, I play four instruments. I mean, I'm proficient in them. Up a guitar and like, you know what I mean? Or piano. But I'm. Can she play? Can you get up there and be Jean Baptiste, honey?
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she says she plays nine. She named nine instruments. I don't know. I don't know the proficiency, but she makes it sound like she is the Dolly Parton of drag. I can see the Dolly Parton influence heavy on her and something she said, which is actually not true. Dolly Parton is no longer the most liked person. It's actually now Adele because Dolly Parton lost favor when she sponsored the vaccine and a lot of anti vaxxers were like, boo. A lot of conservatives didn't like that. So Adele is actually now.
Monet X Change
What is this metric? What is this metric?
Bob the Drag Queen
When she said. When she said that it's statistically true. It is. For a long time, Dolly Parton was literally the most statistically liked person in the world. Like, people on both sides, everyone just liked her. And now it's Adele. Adele is the most, like, statistically liked person in. In pop culture. She truly is. Like, she's not controversial. Liberals don't dislike her, conservatives don't dislike her. Everyone's just like, adele's pretty chill. No one is like, pitting a. You know how they do Taylor Swift versus Beyonce. No one's doing Adele versus anyone. People just like, we just like Adele. We just. She's great. We just like her.
Monet X Change
Interesting. No, it is. Dwayne D. Rock Johnson, even after his Hawaii bit. Yeah. Coming in at 82%.
Bob the Drag Queen
How old is that?
Monet X Change
Oh, this is all. This is all. Let's do women.
Bob the Drag Queen
The Rock after that Hawaii bit is interesting because they were mad mad at him. They were mad mad at the Rock. And this year, the Rock was like, he tried to keep. The Rock was like, I'm not. I don't support no political candidates. Never that again.
Monet X Change
Oh, yeah. Wait, did. Did he support someone before?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, he supported Joe Biden, but this year he said he doesn't support anyone. He's not.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
What do you call it? Endorsing anyone? There we go. Yeah, yeah.
Monet X Change
Have you seen that clip of that? Do you. Have you seen that guy that. That black guy that introduces, interviews celebrities? Speedy, the black guy from New York. Anyway, he. He interviews celebrities a lot. He interviewed the Rock Johnson and he got the Rock to like, really question his life. He was like, so I see you doing all this. You do that, but, like, what do you do for Fun. Okay, let's take a break and I'll tell you more about that. You know when you get cornered by that one aunt at the family gatherer and ask you all your business and she kind of get way too personal and you're like girl, back up.
Bob the Drag Queen
I am that aunt.
Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
Hey, y'all think Bob is joking? Bobby acting like this is giving Julietta and the. And the burton family about 20 years ago.
Bob the Drag Queen
Exactly.
Monet X Change
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You were, you were in Britain for. You were in London for like three months. Monet. You don't say herb.
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Monet X Change
Okay, really quick. This, this is not just really quick. He what are you for fun? And rock was like, no, no one's ever asked me before. And the rock, like, he like broke the rock's brain. And the rock was like, I have not sat my ass down and had fun in years. And I was this whole thing that this guy like broke the rock in the interview by asking him like, you do this premiere you doing this, like, what do you do for you? What do you do for fun?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, honey, honey, I'm sorry. Because he broke the rock. Paper beats rock. Okay, you know what? It's not my best. It's not a skin flute bit, but it's pretty good. She Said that she is. She stands out. Not ugly. And the other girls are ugly. A lot of. I heard a lot of that, Arrietty. A lot of girls said it. It was a lot of girls saying they're ugly, I'm pretty, and they're ugly. She was the first one to say it.
Monet X Change
Well, you know, I mean, do you, do you. Do you think. Would you. Would you classify Acacia Forgot as a. As a beautiful drag queen?
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me look at her again. Yeah, she looks good. Yeah, I mean, she looks good. I don't have any.
Monet X Change
What is also retouch picture when you watch Video Person.
Bob the Drag Queen
I can only base it off of what I saw on video. And I remember thinking to myself, yeah, she looks pretty.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I don't think she's ugly. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. She. She look good. She look good.
Bob the Drag Queen
I also, I noticed something they didn't ask. Every queen didn't answer. I'm American next year superstar. Because that. Every queen didn't answer this time because I. I always write down why they say it. And they didn't. Every queen didn't say this time was kind of weird.
Monet X Change
Good answers. Production is like, they do need to go.
Bob the Drag Queen
These questions, though. They like, what do you mean comes for you? Like, it's. Come on, we're on season 17. Can we mix up the questions, please?
Monet X Change
I would also. It's a drag competition. What do you wanted to ask? Are you a good archer?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. Something there, there. There's options. There's. It's more limited than just like, what are you gonna do if a queen comes for you? Why are you American? How did you get your name? I don't care how. I don't care how any of these queens got their drag names. I genuinely don't. I don't care if it was your mom's name. I don't care if, if, if, if you thought it was funny. I don't care. The story's never good. Sometimes they make it funny. Also. A lot of queens were like, my real name. Is this. A lot of queens were like, my real name.
Monet X Change
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's the case. I forgot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's go on Arietta. I mean, yeah.
Monet X Change
Arietti, who is our alt girl? She is. I think this is a cool look. I think her eye makeup is something. So what I was wondering when I was, like, looking at her, I'm like, queens who, like, get such alternative and, like, different makeup, like, how do you stumble upon that? Like, in all my years do makeup, all the things I used to try in New York and look queen. I've never started doing something. I'm like, ooh, I'm gonna keep on doing this thing. But also, I guess I was never interested in having different makeup. I just wanted to look beautiful. Like, I was never interested in trying anything alternative to look.
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't think, you know, I think.
Monet X Change
She'S beautiful, but she wants.
Bob the Drag Queen
She one of the ugly girls Acacia was talking about?
Monet X Change
No, I think she's pretty.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, okay. Just.
Monet X Change
She's like, she. She looks like. She looks like a pretty alien Venus fly trap in this outfit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Like, she's low key hungry. I don't know if I mean, it seemed like she's inspired by. Is she. Is she hungry?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I can see the influence. I can see that for sure. I like this. Is she hungry?
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't know. She's probably still doing makeup. She's working, she's on Instagram, she's posting. She's thriving. She's doing great. Okay. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob said, don't come for my queen. Jacob said, don't ever come for my queen. Honey, wait. Jacob, do you want to post AR's Acacia's thing in the link so we can listen to it without. Because the sound was kind of weird there and I can give a. Our opinion. Well, Monet, I'm not a singer. I would be like that. I sent it to you in the group chat. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. She was talking about, like, she. I thought she was about to hit us with some Ariane. I thought she was. I really thought she was about to be like. That sounds rude that I laughed. But what I'm saying is she made it sound like she was about to be giving vocals down. She can sing.
Monet X Change
And you were holding space for her, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can you give your opinion now that I've laughed in this woman's face?
Monet X Change
I think that she can hold a tune. I don't think it's music I will listen to. I don't like country music and I don't like.
Bob the Drag Queen
We're talking about the Voice. Not. Not the song. The voice.
Monet X Change
I would give her voice. I think. I think she can. She can sing, but I don't think she's. I don't think she's a singer. Like, the best singer from Drag Race. I would say meme on exchange.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. Is that really what you believe? Like, you really. I'm not trying to. Is it one of those, like, I'm the fiercest one here? Do you really? Do you genuinely?
Monet X Change
I. I am the. I am the most averse and I. And I can. And I can sing in our form that none of the other girls can sing, which is opera.
Bob the Drag Queen
So I think no one else on drag racing sing opera.
Monet X Change
What's his opera? Besides asking if you think no one.
Bob the Drag Queen
Else Drag racing, opera.
Monet X Change
Sapphira is the only other person that sings opera. Who else?
Bob the Drag Queen
Also one. So. So only us. If you're. No one else can sing opera.
Monet X Change
I don't know it. I don't know anyone else who sings opera. Do you?
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm just. I thought you. You would know better than me. You.
Monet X Change
I don't know anyone else. Sapphira and I. The only ones I know that sing opera. And I would say I'm the best one.
Bob the Drag Queen
So if you're a 10, where is. Where is Acacia Forgot?
Monet X Change
I would say Acacia Forgot is a strong set.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where. Where's Trixie?
Monet X Change
Trixie is like a. Trixie is a eight and a half. Nine.
Bob the Drag Queen
You're a ten and Trixie's a nine. Trixie is the next best singer after you.
Monet X Change
There's some other ones in there. There are. There are only 10 singers and draggers. There are like 50.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay, interesting, interesting.
Monet X Change
And where would you rap? Where, Where, Where. Where would you land on the singing scale of singles on drag? From drag. Ray.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Jan is a really good singer from drag. I think Jan's voice sounds really great. And if Jan's a 10, I would give myself.
Monet X Change
Jan, I said you.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's a. The scale. You need to see the scale, bitch. You need to see the scale. What is a 10? So you need to know where I land, bitch.
Monet X Change
Okay.
Bob the Drag Queen
I would care. Where do you land five? I'm a good five.
Monet X Change
You're a five in terms of singing ability on Drag Race. Yeah. From all the singles of Drag Race. You're a five.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm a five? Yeah. I mean, you think you're. You think you're number one. So if you can be number one, if you can be. If you can be the best cigarette of everyone, I can be the one.
Monet X Change
Where Jan is 10. You're a five.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's what I said. Whatever.
Monet X Change
Work. Work. I literally said work. I said work. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
We've only gone through one queen in 30 minutes, y'all. We're doing a long episode today, and y'all. And you're gonna sit there, you're gonna love it. Back to Arietti. Arietti is from Seattle and she says she does drag because it is fun. Now she is a visual artist turned drag Queen, kind of like Sasha Velour, Manila Luzon. There's a couple others I can't think of at the moment, but those two popped out, like, who are like drawers or artists or photographers or something. They find drag through their design work.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And you can see that. I think you can see that in her style. They can see that in her. In her creativity. Like, people who can do that kind of makeup, like you, clearly you a lot of. Not a lot of them, but oftentimes I know they have fine art. Like one Manila is like, crazy, I guess my little anything crazy. Sometimes she does something a little more artistic and you're like. You can see it executed through their fingers. People know that aquarium aquaria is a good drawer.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see Manila's drawing in her design through her clothes more than I say through her makeup. Like, her clothes are really creative. Especially those looks used to where she be like popcorn and elephant husk and a gorilla or a banana, like her pineapple looks. So I think that her artistic drawing is more in her clothes than in her face because she also likes a very feminine stamp. You know what I mean? And she said that she doesn't like talking to people and she doesn't know why, but she just makes people angry. Like, people just get angry around her.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I wrote that down too. And she said. She. No, she said, I have a talent for making people mad. I'm like, well, that's an interesting talent. I wanted to be what she does on the talent show just make me just piss people off.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wonder if these. I haven't looked her up. I wonder if these ears are part of her drag. Kind of like Lil Mama Dawn. Like, I wonder if these ears.
Monet X Change
No, I, I look, I was on her Instagram. It didn't look like it's. It's like, it's like her thing. It just. She did it for the, for this shoot show. And she also.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go ahead.
Monet X Change
She had like a lot of nervous laughter. She wanted those girls. She was laughing. Like, she answered a question and she was just like, like, how are you the big bad wolf? You're getting people mad. People hate you. You are angry. She is also one of those jealousy. And she said, jealousy is for girls who are ugly. Do you know any.
Bob the Drag Queen
Which I was like, when someone says stuff like, I have no jealousy. I'm like, girl, come on. You have to be human. Everyone has jealousy in them. Like saying that you do not have jealousy in your personhood. I don't1 I don't believe you. Because everyone has jealousy. And, and she also doesn't like socializing. She makes people angry. And she said a misconception about her that she's good at everything. Well, not communicating, not communicating, not socializing. You're not good at everything. You can't even communicate.
Monet X Change
And she does do like her little, like su. Like little laugh afterwards. Like, like, like a little nervous laughter. So maybe she's just putting on a hard exterior because, you know, I think nowadays the girls record this after the season. So maybe she's just putting on a hard exterior for what she went through in the season, you know?
Bob the Drag Queen
You think she's a faking ass queen?
Monet X Change
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Monet X Change
What country is that person from?
Bob the Drag Queen
They have dual citizenship. Dual citizenship.
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Monet X Change
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Bob the Drag Queen
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Monet X Change
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Listen as we cover topics as varied as proper bidet usage, celebrity impression tutorials and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my entire personality on for six weeks. As well as creating creative pest control, tasty limeade recipes and fun sex act trend, we also Chat about boobs and movies and wigs and stuff, which is obviously the public service part of the podcast. So get ready for screaming, cackling, and some occasional educational moments as two massively unqualified queens talk about what it's like to be the epitome of fabulous. Go subscribe to the Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zomolechkova on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. Let's move on to Crystal Envy, who's wearing a look by Rock Heart Design. I love this look. I love this look. I think she looks absolutely stunning. I think that this fabric looks so luxurious. I. I just. I think it just looks amazing. I don't. I don't love this hair. I'm also kind of over this hair too. This rhinestones in the gel, like, super gaff, quat gelled hair. I'm a little over that. I wish she was wearing. I wish she was actually just wearing a ponytail. What do you think?
Monet X Change
This fucking outfit, the way it moved when she came around that fucking corner on that Runway, it was really cool. It looked really, really, really cool. How it was shining, how it was moving when she. She would do, like, these subtle little things with her shoulders and snap them and, like, Because I don't know what this is, like, some type of thin plastic or. At first I thought it was a Casey Caldwell zip tie situation, but it was not that. I don't know what this fabric was, but it just looks really, really, really good in the Runway. It was really cool. I agree with the hair. I didn't love the hair. The hair was not my favorite. Yeah, I wish it was something else. I did not love the hair choice of this, but even, like, the little sleeve she had that had these, like, things at the top and her bicep, I thought that looked really good. Having. Having the. The drip. The droplets on her legs coming. It just all looks really, really, really good. It was beautiful. And she's from New Jersey. I would never expect this from New Jersey, honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
Asbury Park, New Jersey. She says the drag is her armor. She says she's very much like a kid. She also talks about her drag name in the third person. Crystal does this. Crystal is this. Do you do that? Did you ever. Was that ever part of your Monet exchanges? Like this? This?
Monet X Change
No, I think it's. I think it's for the girls that, like, their drag Persona is different from their Persona. Like, Bendela Crem will bend will third person herself. I think girls that do are doing, like, a bit of a character do that. But Mike Drag isn't a character. It's just. It really is just me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Literally same. She's a seamstress.
Monet X Change
Yeah. She did everything. She said her grandmother taught how to. How to sew. Like, she makes. Yeah, she didn't make this, but I think she wanted to go, really? Maybe she's not. Maybe she can't make something as elaborate as this, but she's a good seamstress, which we'll find out in the design challenge if she is. And she also seems very, like, in her, like, compared to, like, Arrietty, who was, like, laughing and like, she. She was not one of the girls that called everyone ugly. She did not say which was a mean, nasty bitch. She just seemed very measured and very, like, very calm and very, like, you know, very, very put together. Like, very, like. Like. Well, I guess put together is the wrong word, but just very measured. Like, she didn't. Like, she wasn't doing a whole lot. She was very calm.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something she said that really gagged me. She goes, new Jersey is just as sickening as New York. I would say that that is a conversation that's only being had in New Jersey. No one in New York is, like, having that conversation. Would you agree? You've lived in New York and New Jersey.
Monet X Change
Yeah. And I would say New York is. I mean, come on. You, You, You. You know what I'm going to say, which I. Sorry, I fucked up. Up. Because I did write down. She wrote everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay.
Monet X Change
No, she didn't say. She didn't say she is a bitch. She said, everyone thinks I'm a bitch when they first meet me. And I said, I'm everyone. Like, she's very calm, but she has a bitchy face. Would you agree?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I didn't get bitch vibes from her, though. Everyone says that. I, you know, I have the opposite effect. Everyone thinks I'm really friendly when they first meet me, which is true. Everyone's like, I think people think that I'm friendlier than I am in real life. For some reason. I think I laugh a lot. And I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a monster, but I'm less friendly than I come off, if that makes any sense.
Monet X Change
You think so? I think you're a pretty friendly person. I think that when you get to know people, you're friendlier. But I. You're like. I think that people. People think you're mean because you always have the. The facial. I say, people say, this is just Me, when you say this is just my face, I think that's how people may think something different from you because.
Bob the Drag Queen
You think I'm boring or disinterested. But typically, especially all. When people meet me in the club, around stage, people think I'm. I am a nice person. People think I'm, like, overly nice. I would say I'm as nice as the.
Monet X Change
I'm.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm like, as nice as the next person. But I'm not, like, overly crazy nice. I'm not going to, like, trip over myself like when, when the bill comes. I'm not fighting you to pay the bill. I'm not fighting the waiter to get my, to get my hand.
Monet X Change
I'm about to pay for your. For your meals and your food many times.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's not true. I mean, what I'm saying is like.
Monet X Change
If I to the movies the other day.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but you act like. You act like you always pay for my food. That's not true. You don't always pay for my food.
Monet X Change
Pretty often. Pretty often.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, the nape of this wig is driving me crazy. Now, listen, when it comes to an updo, wigs, wig designers are very creative with the way they cover the back of the wig because usually the back of the wig doesn't have lace on it. Sometimes it does, sometimes it does not. So they'll, they'll, they'll basically like, like root the hair and it kind of sticks down. So the hair is kind of like doing this in the back, and it's kind of driving me insane. And honestly, I probably have wig like that too, but I still see the back of my own head.
Monet X Change
She also is a makeup artist by day.
Bob the Drag Queen
And yeah, I saw that.
Monet X Change
She gives me like, beauty makeup. Like, she's giving, like she's like, doing. She's doing makeup for, like, for, for ladies going for their weddings and stuff. Is she. It's not like if she was at the makeup. She looks, She's. She's doing her makeup at Estee Lauder or like the Estee Lauder booth. Not Mac, because, you know, the Mac girlies are coming.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, girl. You know, Arietta looks like a Matt girly. Okay.
Monet X Change
Exactly. This is working at Dior to make up. Over at Dior, she says she's a.
Bob the Drag Queen
15 out of 10 with competitiveness. Competitiveness. And she said she gets angry if she, if she gets angry, she will make you want to cry. But then she also says she's nervous about everything because that means you care, which I don't necessarily agree with that. I think you can you can care and not be nervous.
Monet X Change
To be honest, y'all say that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Last thing I have about her is she said, I'm. I'm American X Superstar because I'm beautiful, talented, and I can sing, and I'm humble. Feel like I wrote that line, but that's okay.
Monet X Change
Jacob, can you. Can you pull up. Can you pull up some. Some Crystal Envy music? I like to listen to that as well, if you can.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's rate. Let's rate where she is on this scale, because these are the singing girls. Honey. These girls sing down.
Monet X Change
Honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
These girls sing. Honey, they sing.
Monet X Change
And Bob, if you don't laugh at what? If you don't laugh at Crystal like you did Acacia, that means that you think that Chris is a better singer than Acacia.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, I'll be honest, I would just gag because I thought Acacia was about to really hit me with some, like, crazy vocals. Like, I really thought I was about to get hit with, like, some crazy, crazy. She can. She can sing better than me. But I don't go around telling my.
Monet X Change
Live singer because you're a singer. And I wouldn't go something like, it's.
Bob the Drag Queen
Finally time a live singer won Drag Race. If I was not the best singer, I would not say that personally.
Monet X Change
Okay, out of. Out. Out of rappers on Drag Race, where do you think you stack up? As on Raffles? On Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
From Drag Race, I think I'm number one. Wait, sorry, I'm looking at an article right now from NJ.com. apparently, Crystal Envy started drag when she was 13.
Monet X Change
Work.
Bob the Drag Queen
Interesting. She better work.
Monet X Change
This. This is fully. Desmond. Desmond looks amazing. Look, it is whatever the hell they are. That is amazing.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's wild. But, yeah, I think. I think I'm number one. Where.
Monet X Change
Where.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where do you fall?
Monet X Change
Wait, who's Who.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's number. Who's a 10?
Monet X Change
I mean, lemon has. Lemon has really got the girls shook.
Bob the Drag Queen
So lemon's your 10. So where do you fall in there?
Monet X Change
I. I'm not a rapper. I would say I'm not a singer.
Bob the Drag Queen
But I put myself on the scale. So answer the question.
Monet X Change
I've never rapped on Drag Race. I never rapped ever.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yes, you have you rapping on. We have you rapping on. Soak it Up. You're wrapping them right there, Monet. Answer the fucking question. I answered. Now you answer.
Monet X Change
I would say, oh, yeah, Widow. Widow Von do is a good rapper. You bitch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Where are you?
Monet X Change
I would say I am a.
Bob the Drag Queen
Six. From not a rapper at all to being number six is crazy. Not to being a Six. Okay. So, Jacob, did you post her. Her thing in there? If you can't find it, it's okay. Oh, no, I could.
Guest
I couldn't find anything.
Bob the Drag Queen
Quickly.
Monet X Change
How you a singer and there's no.
Bob the Drag Queen
They. They.
Monet X Change
None of you singing somewhere. That's crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said what she said. Let's move on to Harmona Lisa, which I love.
Monet X Change
RuPaul, hand picked.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, she's the one. She's the one.
Monet X Change
That's her. So if y'all don't know, RuPaul was on his book tour for the House of Hidden Meanings, and he was at some. I think it was in Chattanooga or some city in the South. And then this drag queen walks up to her, and he. And she's like, put me on the shelf. Blah, blah, blah. And RuPaul's like, well, you gotta give me your audition tape. She's like, I don't have to give it to you, and, I mean, I don't have to submit anymore. It's right here. She pulls out a thumb drive, gives it to RuPaul. Fast forward to season 17. Here she is, a contestant on the show.
Bob the Drag Queen
That's fierce. You know, I was handpicked by RuPaul, too.
Monet X Change
You were? That's fierce. When he came to the Monster, right?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, because Kathy and Jimmy told him to come see me. So maybe she's the winner. Kathy, Jimmy was on a cruise with me, and then RuPaul came to the Monster. Yeah, got it.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
So maybe she's the next winner.
Monet X Change
Maybe she is. Girl, do you think. Do you. If without knowing anything about Hormone Lisa, who do you think is a better drag when you are Hormone Lisa? Since y'all are kind of contemporaries?
Bob the Drag Queen
Me. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. You know, this dress is fine. It's low key, a little basic, but I do not get why she walked the Runway in a leotard. That was not it.
Monet X Change
This is the leotard. This is your girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's a skirt reveal. It looks like a skirt reveal. The skirt comes off, but I don't know why she took the skirt off and walked the Runway. It was not. It would look. It looks so basic.
Monet X Change
That shit was crazy. Walking your reveal promo, whatever, package thing in a leotard is nasty work. Not even just a leotard. A leotard where the hips are chunky as hell, falling down to your knees. And again we see she's a silly girl. She's, like, doing. Making snow, water, angels, whatever. That's cute and fun. But in a leotard is crazy. It's crazy. Am I lying?
Bob the Drag Queen
Did I lie? She seems very campy. Yeah, she. See, she. I will say this. This season. This season, drag is back. We are padding. We are wearing big hair. We are doing big makeup. We. It is back. I. When I see the hair with the gown, it makes sense. When she was in a leotard, I was like, this. This does not make sense. Why are you in an updo with a leotard on? I. She should have never taken that skirt off. I don't know why the hell she did that. I don't know.
Monet X Change
Maybe she couldn't.
Bob the Drag Queen
She wasn't bucking.
Monet X Change
But maybe, maybe, maybe the mermaid was so tight, and then maybe it was hard to walk, and maybe that's why. Also, I appreciate this skirt because, you know, I fucking hate a mermaid that has. And in all the seasons of Naomi has done on our thing and episodes, Naomi has put my. My mind on this Are mermaid with where they. It's just the circle skirt at the knee. You know, this. You know, this fucking took out of a mermaid. This is not that. This is like. This probably has a go day in the back, which is actually how Bob taught me how to make a mermaid. And I think I have respect for that. So I like that silhouette. So at least there's that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, to be clear, this. This doesn't look like it has a. A, A God, because also sometimes it's a trumpet. So when you put a go down each side, it's a trumpet, meaning it just kind of flares at the knee a little bit. And then when it's a mermaid, it is often made with a circle skirt, or the actual fabric is made in a long thing and cut into the shape of something. Or it's high, low. It's longer in the back. It has a little bit of a train. So I can't tell if this is actually a mermaid or not, but it.
Monet X Change
Doesn'T have the knee, which is nice. There's no. There's no seam of the knee.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, Yeah, I appreciate that too. She is the best queen from Chattanooga. That's what she said.
Monet X Change
Wow. Isn't. Isn't that where Eureka's from?
Bob the Drag Queen
No, she's from somewhere else.
Monet X Change
Johnson Johnson.
Bob the Drag Queen
And she's raised on a farm. That's all I have about her. Oh, she. She has a degree in marketing and architecture.
Monet X Change
She's smart. Also, this bitch took the conversation. I was like, she. At the. I was literally went before she called the person interviewing her. I'm like, are there any rail fucking reigns on this on this pony. This interview went every direction. She would take this interview every place but Drag Race, which honestly is kind of fair. She could. She felt like she was just talking to herself the whole time.
Bob the Drag Queen
She said that what makes her different, that she has a good credit score and she has pretty feet. And now, because she. Compared to your feet is the real question. Shot fired. Honey, show the dog. Not those. Maybe she went to. Maybe she went to your doctor. Let's move on to Jewel Sparkles.
Monet X Change
Jewel Sparkle.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jewels Sparkles.
Monet X Change
No, I was saying Jewel.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Jewel Sparkles is a better name than Jewels Sparkles. It should be the Jewels Sparkle or Jewel Sparkles. One Ass, baby. They should both be plural. Jewel Sparkles or Jewels Sparkle.
Monet X Change
Off the bat, I loved her eye makeup. I thought her eye makeup was really cool. I think she wore. She's wearing this belt, this tiny little belt as some kind of corset in the middle. And I wish she would have had more. She would have had nude illusion going all the way up to the thing because it was creating like, you know, it was not. Not. It was not very flattering from the waist up. And I wish you to. Had. I don't. I can't tell she has hips on, but I wish you had a little more. If you're not going to do a full corset to bring the waist in to nothing, you need to have hips on. You know what I mean?
Bob the Drag Queen
You don't think she looks enough like a noodle? I can't stop making that joke. Sorry. I love this headpiece. I love that big jewel bag that she's carrying. She's carrying like a giant.
Monet X Change
That was cool. That was cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
This hair is so cute. I love this hair so much. I love the head piece. I love the hair. Honestly, she seems happy. I think she's the one who's not a. We. We found the one who's not like, I'm a. She just really seems honestly, genuinely sweet.
Monet X Change
And her first season was season 10. She saw the. The reunion of season 10, which is a great reunion, by the way. And that's when her drag journey started, I guess. I know she's the granddaughter of Trinity, and so I'm interested in how that connection happened, because Trinity, listen, I guess. Yeah, she'd be. Well, she's in Tampa. Orlando and Tampa. Pretty close. Anyway. Yeah. I just wish she would have wanted something a little more flattering for the middle. But other than that, I thought this outfit was really cool. I like the train of it. I love that she decorated her Lucite. Pleaser heels. That was nice. And her eye makeup was really dope. The eye makeup looked really cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something she said I thought was so funny. She goes, not only do I give the look, I also give the face. I was like, girl, that's part of the look.
Monet X Change
I think she was doing a thing, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I get it.
Monet X Change
I get it. I don't know. I don't. I don't just give the look, but I give the face. I think that's what she was saying.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't think she was doing the bitch. Like, not only do I wear the clothes, I wear the garments.
Monet X Change
You are so stupid.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's like, okay, girl, sure.
Monet X Change
Let's go on to Joella. I am obsessed with how insane this entire promise.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I give my first official one of these of the season?
Monet X Change
My mama say it.
Bob the Drag Queen
This is garbage.
Monet X Change
Girl. This hair was insane. This outfit was bananas. What did this girl think? Was she. This is insane, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
I don't get.
Monet X Change
I don't even know what it's supposed to be.
Bob the Drag Queen
The makeup doesn't match the, like, her makeup should be like this, like, big, like, eureka. Kimchi crystal method. This because her makeup is just so, like, pretty girl, pretty girl. And she is dressed like a clown, but her makeup is giving, like, woman down. So, like, this is. I do not like this look.
Monet X Change
This is.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, we'll do our least favorites at the end of the thing. But, like, I think I. I think. I don't think we're gonna have to wait.
Monet X Change
Come upon some pood on food on display. And also, again, I'm not saying everyone has to have a lace front wig. I know, like, access, blah, blah, blah. And you don't have to have a lace front wig. Like, she doing the old French fry technique, which is kind of what Bob discussed earlier. But they. When. When you to make lace front. When they didn't have lace fronts, they would do the thing here and they would clip into the hair to make it look like they were like, you know, it was. It was coming from your scalp. So you don't have to have a lace front wig. This wig in general just felt crunchy. Like it just was not. Not. It just didn't match this outfit. It didn't work. I love the jewelry she was wearing and her nails was dope. But this hair and this outfit, she had that piece that was like going off to the side here. And it's like a harness. It's like a bra. Bralette harness that you put, girl. I'm trying to make sense of this outfit and I just can't. I can't.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I'm glad we don't know who made this, because I want to trash somebody. I know person, but this is just.
Monet X Change
It's fully dominant.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, it. She said. She said, funny, though. Do I. She.
Monet X Change
Not too funny. She said. She said she was hoping that she was walking to work and she's looking for spiders. She said, I can't. She said she can't do spiders. I said, when you can do boogers, you can definitely do a.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love when she said, I only call out a work for emergencies, and a guy said he wants me to blow him. That's an emergency. She does seem very funny. I will say that about her. And also, she one of the folks who, like, you know, drag helped her get help. People pay attention to her. Something she said that really blew my mind, and I literally was stopped in my track. She said, I called the front desk bitch, you had a phone in your room.
Monet X Change
Oh, I don't remember.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't.
Monet X Change
I don't. I missed that whole part.
Bob the Drag Queen
Then she goes, I don't like spiders. In fact, there was a spider room, and I called the front desk to come kill it it. Because I'm not going to touch it. They. You had a phone. Did you have a phone in your room?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I didn't have. I don't have a phone. None of the three times I've been there. I have a phone in my room.
Bob the Drag Queen
They take the phone. They y'all. They take your phone out of the room.
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe she wish. Maybe she really just slipped a note.
Monet X Change
She's also reading people up and down in this thing. Girl, she sees a lot of fun, but she. Joella, sound like she is taking note prison. She is. She is spicy, she is sassy, and I honestly, I love her confidence. Joella is the type of girl on the season. She's a. She's very delusional, and I personally find that pleasurable to watch on tv. So I am rooting for Joella.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's really young. She said her first memory of Drag Race was All Stars 2, which feels that's nine years into Drag Race. Eight or nine years into Drag Race, I was like, wow, that's crazy.
Monet X Change
She also wanted this girl. She said, it's weird. It's really weird. People only come from me behind my back. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, we'll see how that works out this season.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to the. You know, I might have to relinquish my crown as the president of the of the monation because I think Corey King might actually be your biggest fan. This was crazy. I have not seen a person reference another queen that many times and meet the queen. It was crazy. She's like, my name was on the exchange. She said sweet Saint Lucia three times. They probably edited some of them out.
Monet X Change
Well, she started. I'm gonna change. Just welcome back to the Pit stop. I said, girl, from your lips to God is heirs. Put a word in for me, girl.
Bob the Drag Queen
She is giving me top three vibes. She is. She's top three vibes for me.
Monet X Change
I, I, I loved her energy. I love the personality and even love her Runway walk. Her Runway walk was so strong. Her body, the water over there at the house of Jane Doe. Jane Doe. No, plain plane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jane. The house of plane.
Monet X Change
The house of plane.
Bob the Drag Queen
Whatever.
Monet X Change
They are feeding these over there. It make the body good. Her body is hot. The proportions are great. She has these tiny waist, these nice juicy thighs and this big booty. Nice plump titties. The only thing I didn't like about this look was the collar. The collar piece, like, I feel like it was.
Bob the Drag Queen
I didn't.
Monet X Change
It was not. It was like ruffling up her hair in her interview. I wish, I wish she got. She edited the collar piece out. Otherwise, I thought this look was great. I really liked it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can I say she gives house a rivalry for me.
Monet X Change
I see it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I see it. She's very house of rivalry. Don't you see it?
Monet X Change
Yeah, 100%. She was, she was one of the funniest girls in her thing. She was really witty in her thing. She had some really funny takes. And, you know, we like a funny audience. Not just me and Bob. I'm saying the world, like, people love to be entertained. And she's in her, in her. Meet the queen. She was very entertaining. It was pleasant and nice to watch.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, even though she's your. Even though she's a Monet, Stan, she does not like pun names, so. Wow. Drag Monet exchange. She was like, I don't like these goofy ass mon. She didn't say that, but she was like, apparently she hates pun. Dragon, like hot take.
Monet X Change
She also said, that's really funny. She was like, you know, people in Boston. People in Boston are shaped like the wisdom tooth. And I said, girl, that is true. These are walking up. Boss said look be looking crazy.
Bob the Drag Queen
What does that mean? I don't get it. What does that mean?
Monet X Change
Odd.
Bob the Drag Queen
Shaped like big shoulders.
Monet X Change
Is. Is square. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
Tina Burner shaped like a wisdom tooth. She is. Or as Bianca says, she said she slept like a slice of dollar pizza. Actually, I said, actually, I said, tina burner shaped like a slice of dollar pizza. And then Bianca said, and just like a dollar pizza. It sounds good at night, but only later. Why you got to drag the bird in here?
Monet X Change
Her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does she think that no one's wearing pads and breastplate? She goes, I'm doing like no one else is doing. Does she think that people don't wear breastplates and hip pads anymore?
Monet X Change
I think she's talking about what you've been saying the whole time. That that big drag is back like pads and corsets and breastplates. That's what she's saying. She literally taking a face from your book.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's a Kelly Clarkson stand. She clocked everyone's Meet the Queen. She, she was b. I don't know if they were watching each other, but everything they were saying, she was like, stop saying I'm the. I'm the this like, she clocked everyone's Meet the Queens. I was kind of gagged.
Monet X Change
Yeah. I'm living for Ms. Cor, Ms. Corey. I, I, I, I really enjoyed it. I really, I really enjoy her Meet the Queens.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. Let's move on to Lana Jere and.
Monet X Change
I will give her a stamp. Her, Her Meet the queens was as sweet as St. Lucia.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God. This look is a 9.5 out of 10.
Monet X Change
This, the nude illusion was great.
Bob the Drag Queen
This look. Gary Sparrow went ham. She looks. And you know, she doesn't. She, she goes, I don't normally do drag like this. You should. You should not. From Girl Sparrow.
Monet X Change
Bitch. You think this, this probably. She probably had a, this probably caused a down payment on a home.
Bob the Drag Queen
Probably. She said, I don't normally do drag like this. Well, you should because it looks good on you. This is. She looks wow. I, I, this, she looks amazing. I just, this is very Mugler meets, meets share done by Bob Mackey.
Monet X Change
I can see that. That's, that's, that's a great confidence. Yeah. I thought, I thought Lana was. I, I thought her body looked great. I thought the shade of the. It wasn't, you know. Do you know the name of this fabric, Bob? It's not noodle. It's a type of mesh, but I forget the name of it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Marco.
Monet X Change
Marco tells me every time. I forget every time I leave his thing. It's not mesh, but it's like another thing that she used. It's like, it's, it's a little more delicate than mesh. So I know this outfit is very delicate. It's not Tool. I forget what. It's not tool. It's. It comes anyway, whatever fabric. I. I think I know what fabric it is. It's not crinoline, and it's very. It's beautiful on her.
Bob the Drag Queen
Does it stretch? She looks stunning.
Monet X Change
It doesn't stretch. Oh. Or maybe it does stretch. I don't know. I. Which I don't. I don't really know the name of it. I don't know. I'm sure there's a. Probably a stretch version of it, but I think she was. Her makeup was rare, very beautiful. I loved her also her energy in her Meet the Queens. She wasn't out here being like, you know, she wasn't on, like, a Corey King. Like, a lot of personality, like, big, big, big. But she also wasn't sitting there, like, trying to, like, read everybody else. She just kind of just. She looked like she was just answering her questions and really excited, happy to be there. And she seems to me, because she's from the house of Lux, and she's probably. She's also a student of Drag Race. Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, Lux Noir London or House.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, London. There we go. Is it Nora London? Because I would get it wrong.
Monet X Change
Yes, it's Lux. Lux Noir London. Yeah. Lux New Orleans. Yeah. I would. So I assume she's a student of Drag Race. It means she probably has come into this competition with a lot of knowledge because she's watched the seasons and she studied them on Lux, which makes her excited to see her this season. But she looks. She looks like a supermodel. She. She looks like a supermodel.
Bob the Drag Queen
Truly, she is a bottom, but she is not a power bottom. When she says she power bottom, she's like, actually, I'm not a power bottom. I'm. I'm a bottom, but I'm not powerful. I'll do it if I have to.
Monet X Change
Do you like. Do you like a power bottom?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I'm kind of. Kind of a side these days, to be honest.
Monet X Change
But, yeah, I love side beside behavior. Great.
Bob the Drag Queen
Anyway, New York City.
Monet X Change
Is she the only New York City girl?
Bob the Drag Queen
I think she might be. She also said something I've never heard New York. New York queen say ever. I love to perform at boxers hk.
Monet X Change
I think.
Bob the Drag Queen
How much has the city changed? How much has the city changed as a queen's favorite club to perform at, not to be at, too perform at, is boxers. Hell's Kitchen. That's wild.
Monet X Change
You know, she said, because they don't. They don't pay attention, so you have to really fight for it. So when they, so, so when you, so when they really enjoying it, you know you're really doing a good job. Cuz she likes to work for her tip. She's like, I don't want to be handed a dollar. I want to earn that dollar.
Bob the Drag Queen
Could you imagine your favorite club being boxer sales kitchen? No, sh. To perform at. To perform at.
Monet X Change
Girl, I never been to. I, I, I don't think I've ever step foot inside a boxer sales kitchen.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went one time with my friend was a bartender. They remember Brandon Smithson.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I remember Brandon Smithson.
Bob the Drag Queen
I went to, I went to go to watch him to like say, hey, is he bartender one time or, or when? But that's it. Her first season of Drag Race is season eight, episode one, and she thought Naomi Smalls was Tyra Banks, which is hilarious to me. That's what she said. I don't know if it's true.
Monet X Change
There's no way she really funny. It'll be Small as Tyra Banks. There is.
Bob the Drag Queen
She did say she's funny. Should we go on to Lexi Love? Love.
Monet X Change
Lexi Love from Louisville, Kentucky. I think she was a regular cast member at Play Louisville. And Lexi, this is the tea. I heard about this look. You ready for it? I saw this on Reddit. Okay. I don't know if it's true. Apparently she got, she ordered some look that got held up in whatever the day of the shoot. So she had to like, literally the morning of the shoot, she, they had to like, she's like, all right, plan B.
Bob the Drag Queen
Go.
Monet X Change
Gets me some, some spray adhesive and some silver glitter and I'll make it work. And here we have her promo look.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, if that's true, then I'll have different thoughts. Cause at first I was like, this is a little basic. Like, she is literally not wearing anything. I mean, but you know, only that drives me crazy about that little bit of glitter on the side of her face. There was a little bit of glitter, like, creeping up to the side of.
Monet X Change
Her face on her. This side. Yeah, yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I was like, ugh, that's driving me crazy. But, but I mean, the look is not terrible. I think it looks really sickening. It's just a little basic for a promo. But if I was at a club and I said like, if I was at a club and someone took off their robe and had this on, I would, I would, I would throw so much money at her. So much money.
Monet X Change
Bitch. I wish I was show about your house tomorrow.
Bob the Drag Queen
What color you want this hair? I love this hair. I love this hair, it looks so good. Good.
Monet X Change
The, the hair and the nails are really, were really good. And obviously she has a, she has a beautiful body. She's using as her, as her canvas, as her instrument for this promo. And, yeah, I think her body looks great. Her, her boobs, it's just all.
Bob the Drag Queen
She has a cute little butt. I like a little butt. She has a cute little butt.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
She kind of gives villain vibes to me.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
I, she's also the oldest one. This, this seems to be a young. This is a young cast. She's 33. Oldest one this season. 33.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, my God.
Monet X Change
33.
Bob the Drag Queen
And that's younger than I was. That's older than I was on Drag Race.
Monet X Change
Sam. I was 27 on Drag Race.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I was 29. She is street smart, but she's, but she the thing, because she gives me villain vibe, but she's like, everything's about love. Everything's surrounding love. I want to take pictures of people. I want to be friendly. So maybe I don't know what it was that was giving me villain vibes because as the, as the interview went on, she actually seemed like, like, like a really sweet, sweet, kind queen.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I, I, I didn't get Villain VI from her. I got, I got, I, I didn't get that from her.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, she does have high cheekbones, a deep voice, and a big.
Monet X Change
I think this, I think she was, she was used. It was innuendo.
Bob the Drag Queen
What did she, she said. I'm just repeating what she said. She goes, I have high cheekbones, a deep voice, and a big. I don't.
Monet X Change
Smith.
Bob the Drag Queen
Innuendo. Monet. I think she's talking about her giant. She deserves to win. She's American Exact. Super. She's willing to put the work in. That's what she said. I like that answer.
Monet X Change
You know, a lot of girls ain't, so that it puts you a step above. For sure. For sure.
Bob the Drag Queen
Can we talk to them one time? Oh, for sure.
Monet X Change
Oh, can we talk about Miss Lucky Stars? My.
Bob the Drag Queen
God, the lucky stars. Holy shit. What the fuck? This is amazing.
Monet X Change
It's a cool look. It's a lot of look.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm blown away. Truly, I am blown away. I this. I believe we found our look queen of the season. Of the season. I think we have our look queen. I cannot, I cannot imagine anyone out doing this girl in looks not from this cast. And there's some good looks. I don't think anyone's going to outdo this girl when it comes to looks this season. I hope this is how she normally does her drag. She said that she does, like, out of the box, though. She'd make a. She make an offer out of shit. She said she'd. So obviously she does wacky, wild drag. If this is just a promo. My God.
Monet X Change
Well, yeah, I think it's a really cool way to interpret clams, because clams have pearls. Or is it oysters? No, clams. Yeah, I think it's a really cool way to think.
Bob the Drag Queen
I did like oysters have pearls. Yeah.
Monet X Change
Oysters. Sorry, is it oysters have pearls?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah.
Monet X Change
Huh. I wish the shoes were not silver. I wish the shoes were blue, because I think it just breaks up. This is my whole thing about catsuits going all the way. I think it breaks up the line and makes her look shorter. If her shoes were the same fabric and color the thing and maybe put some pearls on there, I think it made her look even longer. But the shoe at the cutting off, putting that silver shoe on, it really cut her off and made her look just so much shorter. It would. It would have been more of a fantasy if it was all blue to me, but I think this is really cool. The. The makeup was really beautiful. The headpiece was a little dodgy for me, but I think the outfit is insane. It's incredible.
Bob the Drag Queen
She's from Miami by way of Cuba. I. I think she's black. I. I don't know what color she is because she's literally completely. I think she's a black person.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I think so, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
You know, she's black.
Monet X Change
She looks black. She's also. I think she's a daughter of. She's a. She's a daughter of Nina Bonina Brown.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, I see that. Oh, yeah, I see that. Yeah. She looks. I'm so gagged. She looks so sickening. She's very gassy. I will say that. She's very, very gassy. She kept burping. Oh, I love that. She said, in a world full of minimalism, be extra. And she. But she did throw a little bit of shade at Hispanic queens who don't speak Spanish, which I'm like. I mean, I'm not in that culture, but it's like, girl, it's not their fault. They don't speak Spanish. Like, Jesus Christ. I mean, if you were taught as a kid, some people's parents don't want them to speak Spanish because they probably got made fun of for having an accent or something. Or they just did, or they just didn't want to. Like, you know, Alfredo, our friend Alfredo. Both of his parents speak Spanish. Spanish. And he just don't speak a lick of Spanish. Two Puerto Rican parents. He don't speak no Spanish.
Monet X Change
Alfredo. Puerto Rican.
Bob the Drag Queen
Puerto Rican. He ain't Mexican. He's Puerto Rican. He is bdbd. No, he's not bdb. That's Mexican is bdbd. Bdb. She deserves to win Drag Race because I am somebody that comes from the dirt and has done all the work to get there, to get here. I like her. Her story song is going to be really fierce. We're going to cry. We're going to cry with her. We're going to cry at that mirror. When we find out what she means by comes from the dirt, we're going to cry for sure.
Monet X Change
Yeah. Get a lucky stars. Let's talk about Miss Lydia Butthole Collins. Great middle name.
Bob the Drag Queen
I love the name Lydia Butthole Collins. That is so funny. I know the House of Haunt has disbanded, but she gives. House of Haunt.
Monet X Change
I don't know who the. Who the hell is the House of Haunt from Pittsburgh.
Bob the Drag Queen
That was like. None of the girls want to be called House of Hunt because it was Sharon Needles House. So none of them want to be called that anymore.
Monet X Change
Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
But she's Pittsburgh.
Monet X Change
Got it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Makes sense.
Monet X Change
And bitch. Her fucking. Her promo pose. This is a great promo pose. Bitch. Put this. Every club I work at, make sure you and I want to be for. This is. This is so cool. She looks. She looks like something for, like, Top Model or something. She's on one. On one hand. Hand on the hip, butt touch back arch. She looks so good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. I think this dress looks cool. I love this. Bang. The bay yang. Oh, the bay yang. Only I don't like about this.
Monet X Change
Marco. Marco.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her gloves were a little too, like. They were. I wish they were. They were more tapered to the hand. It made it look. She had big ass hands and she.
Monet X Change
Seems like big ass droplets on it. Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But otherwise, this look is so good. It is so good.
Monet X Change
Yeah. The hair was cool. The chinstrap thing was just probably a Chris Hibana fantasy. I love that she had in her Meet the Queens. Also her Runway walk. She. She put, like, glitter or some type of highlighting fabric on her. On her chest and on her legs, so it made her look like she was wet. But it was just the highlighter. It was very smart. It was. She looked cool.
Bob the Drag Queen
I wonder if she's a Peaches Christ fan. She's a film school student turned drag queen, so I wonder if she's like a. She's gothy. And grungy. She said. So I wonder if she's like house of Christ adjacent or interested in that at all.
Monet X Change
Interesting. I also love that we're seeing all these designers we have not ever seen on the show. Like what? Eddie Gonzalez Stark, of course. Quarter Street. Nathan Luna, Reuben Isaza. Like, I've never. I've never heard of these designers. I love. We're using new designers and dragons. It's great. Highlight some other.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she said that she makes all of her own clothes. I'm like, well, make this. Unless. Unless you are Reuben. Is she Reuben?
Monet X Change
Me not Obed. No. Reuben says to someone else, okay, well.
Bob the Drag Queen
I guess she don't make all of her own stuff.
Monet X Change
Wow, Bob.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's weird. I make all my own stuff and then be sitting there and wearing something you didn't make. You can't say you make all your own stuff when you're literally sitting there wearing something you didn't make. Right?
Monet X Change
Yeah, I see that. Also, the floating collar is really cool. I love the floating collar.
Bob the Drag Queen
Her? Yeah, she seems really. She seems super real, though. I like her. She should. She should be a America Nextar because no one can do what I can do.
Monet X Change
Got God of these hoes.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let's move on to on your nerve. Love that drag name. Corey King. Don't like it, but I love that drag name.
Monet X Change
It's like, it's like, it's. It's giving me like Janet. The Janet. Did Janet Jackson look for that Busta Rhymes video. The Janet Jackson Bust around song. You know what I'm talking about? Little bit.
Bob the Drag Queen
A little bit.
Monet X Change
That. That makes makes a. Mayhem Miller. Some cool world with these things on.
Bob the Drag Queen
She gives young vivacious. I think it's because of the. The. The. The silhouette around her head. It gives young vious and she gives New York City. But she's from Cleveland, though.
Monet X Change
Cleveland. Horrible. The state of Ohio.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jesus.
Monet X Change
Ohio.
Bob the Drag Queen
Something about her gives lip sync assassin vibes. I don't know what it is. It's giving lip sync assassin vibes. Stripes down.
Monet X Change
Really?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I get that from her.
Monet X Change
I love her hair. This, like, mohawk with the tail. Like she's some, like, fierce fucking raincoat wearing seahorse. I thought that was really dope. And I wish. Kind of like Lydia Butthole. The fingers. Like the gloves made her hands look really big. I wish they were because I think this is maybe made out of neoprene, and neoprene is not a very slimming. You know what I mean? It can make you look bulky, and I think that's what's happening Here.
Bob the Drag Queen
I mean, she had me at drama theater. Art mixed with blackness and glamour. I identify with that. But then she lost me. Took a hard left being like, I don't like video games. Why are y'all playing Animal Crossings? Build a real house, bitch. What?
Monet X Change
I thought that was very funny. Why? I hope Animal Crossing. Build a real house. Springtime, doing something good.
Bob the Drag Queen
But then she won me back with state speech and debate champion. She won me back.
Monet X Change
Oh, does that mean she's gonna be. She gonna be Mouth. Oh, God. She gonna be Bob on Tik Tok. Just debating people that work for. For no reason.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, she did say she would put a in her place swiftly.
Monet X Change
Oh, so. So she's a swifty.
Bob the Drag Queen
There it is, honey. She. She wants it more than these other. And she's going to be America's next superstar. Because when I get on that stage, I give every ounce of my morsel and I freaking crumbs.
Monet X Change
Every ounce of my morsel.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, it was a little. It was a little strange. I think she meant every, like, cuz ounce and morsel are kind of the same thing. I think she kind of got caught up. I get what she was saying. Like every. Like you say, every morsel of my being. No morsel like you. I give every morsel of my being. Like. Like morsel is kind of like a. It's kind of an unofficial unit of measure.
Monet X Change
Yeah, you. I. I heard. Of course I did. With food. Food. My mom would be like, you're gonna eat every. Every morsel of food.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, but let's see what Onion. I love that name. I think she looks fierce. And for some reason, I think she's gonna be our lipstick assassin. Let's go on to Sam Star. How elegant does she look?
Monet X Change
I thought this elephant elegant. It was a lot of dress. It was a lot of. It was a lot of look.
Bob the Drag Queen
It is a lot of. I like it, though. I like that cascading fabric as it wraps around her body. I love hair. I don't hate, but I feel like she kind of somehow made an updo look wet, which I appreciate it.
Monet X Change
Yeah, I. I like the hair. The hair is my favorite part of this. Besides the bang swoop thing. I didn't love that bang swoop. And I love her makeup. Her makeup looks like she is like some southern old. Not. Not old as in, like age, but like, just like southern debutante. Like. Yeah, she looks like. Hey, did. Did you ever watch that show on Ace on. On ABC years ago. It lasted like one season. It was gcb. Good.
Bob the Drag Queen
Good.
Monet X Change
Christian bitches.
Bob the Drag Queen
Did you watch that show with Kristen Chenoweth? Yeah.
Monet X Change
She looked like she could have been a cast on that. And like, or she can be like some from like the Dynasty era film. Like, I don't know. She gives that energy.
Bob the Drag Queen
She kind of gives Ivy winters in the face.
Monet X Change
I can see that, that.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, I can see Birmingham.
Monet X Change
She's the drag daughter, Trinity the tuck.
Bob the Drag Queen
Okay. She's in Birmingham, Alabama and she says what's different for her is that she's actually quite nice. She's a very nice person. But she does think she is the most competitive person there. She, that's what she said.
Monet X Change
She's one of new Southern pageant girls, girl. She probably won Miss Miss Bubbly Foot 19 and Miss Alcohol Pad 27 and Miss Lightning Foot 42. She's one of those pageant girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
I imagine she was like, I'm really nice, me. She goes, I don't think any of these queens would, would, would, would ever come for me. Is it because she's nice or because she's like fierce?
Monet X Change
Cuz she's nice, Bob. She's nice. People don't, people, people don't generally want to come for people who are nice.
Bob the Drag Queen
Well, so they're not. So when they come for you, it's because you're not nice? No, I just want to make sure we got that on. We got that on record. We got that on record. So she's an Alyssa Edwards stand and something tickle me. She goes, alabama and in Texas are basically neighbors. I. That's not really true. That's a whole state.
Monet X Change
Maybe in culture, I mean, I'm not from the South. I don't know. Maybe in culture.
Bob the Drag Queen
Not in culture. Also not in culture.
Monet X Change
Well, you don't think Texas is the south, so you already coming in like, like.
Bob the Drag Queen
And I want to be clear. All Southerners who are not from Texas agree. When I, I have done this, I have done this survey all over and they all, and, and all Southerners who are not from Texas agree.
Monet X Change
Yeah, Listen to Jacob.
Bob the Drag Queen
Jacob said, listen, you're not from the south of white. You don't, you don't, you don't have a, you don't, you don't have an A train or a yellow taxi in this race. Okay. You don't have a morsel in this race.
Monet X Change
Okay, let's talk about anything else you want to say about Sam.
Bob the Drag Queen
We want a Susie Toot.
Monet X Change
Susie Toot. The only person with a prop in their promo. She was like, give me that chicken here.
Bob the Drag Queen
And, and also a triangle behind her.
Guest
I mean, hormona.
Bob the Drag Queen
Has a L umbrella.
Monet X Change
Oh, but where's this triangle? I don't know. Does it. Does it sell the. The era? She's. She. She's one of these 1920s girls.
Bob the Drag Queen
Say I. Huh. She's in the Illuminati.
Monet X Change
I have to say. She's in Fort Lauderdale in Florida. And I liked this look. I thought this look was pretty. I thought her makeup was gorgeous. I love this hair with it. I love the shoe. Like, she. It was this thing around her neck and into the booze with all that beaded stuff, and she had those beaded things going from her arms, which was very of the time, of the era. I. I hope her drag isn't always this thing, because you see when someone does all the drag as one thing and kind of. Kind of boring and new, and Michelle's going to let you have it after the first time you've worn it, so. But I thought. I thought Suy looked good and I liked. I liked her personality. She said something really funny in hers. I didn't write it down, but she said that maybe really made me laugh in hers.
Bob the Drag Queen
She. I think her mom's name is Susie, too. She just took her mom's name.
Monet X Change
Her mom's name is Toot. Why is my mom's last name Toot?
Bob the Drag Queen
She. It's what she said. She said, I took my mom's drag name. My mom's name is Susie. Susie. She goes, what's your drag name? She goes. It's actually your name. Name Susie Toot. That's what she said.
Monet X Change
Why is her mom named Susie Toot?
Bob the Drag Queen
Maybe Toot is her last name. I don't know. She said that. She. Okay, here's something. She. She said that. That confused me. She gives lies of eyes, by the way. She says, I love to design. And then she goes, I'm nervous about a design challenge. What?
Monet X Change
Wait, Liza, Like, Liza Min?
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah, with the, with the bowler and. And the. And the eye makeup. It's very Liza.
Monet X Change
Oh, I thought you meant in, like, lying. Like Liza Min was a liar. Because. Because you went into that thing. I was like, wait, what?
Bob the Drag Queen
Not just to remember that. She gives me Eliza. I love to design. I'm nervous about a design challenge.
Monet X Change
Well, I love to sing. I don't nervous about a singing challenge.
Bob the Drag Queen
You get nervous busting challenges.
Monet X Change
I got nervous about everything. I'm always nervous, nervous.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's because you care. That's what that one queen said. It means you care. I deserve everything. Some stuff, yeah. But not normally, to be honest, I don't normally get that nervous when it comes to performing. I get excited. I get really excited. For sure.
Monet X Change
I get excited over my standup when I. When I've done it for a while. When. When it's like a new set. When it's a new damn. When is a new set? I'm like starting to. We start saying one set. The jig talking about. But yeah, I. I like to wait. So you. You were saying she said something and I missed it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I deserve to be America's next superstar. I am America next year superstar because I am ready to go in there and take the crown. I deserve it, and I'm going to get it work.
Monet X Change
She knows what she wants, where it.
Bob the Drag Queen
Goes, and I'm hopeful. Oh, yes, she did.
Monet X Change
Someone did that.
Bob the Drag Queen
I've been looking for that. I can. If anyone can find it. It was a clip of all the girls from season, whatever season Simone won.
Monet X Change
Where they all kept telling how they're.
Bob the Drag Queen
Gonna win the crown and then it would cut to that song. Yes, I'm hopeful. And like, she in fact did not. She would in fact wasn't because it was a. And I'm ready for my crown. Yeah. So it's like she, in fact was not ready for a crown. And then Mick was like, crown your queen. In fact, she was not crowned the queen that sends me. I cannot find it. And by the way, TikTok's gonna get banned in January. So guys find it quick because TikTok's apparently getting banned in January. So hurry up.
Monet X Change
I saw that you reposted it and I saw it. I was like, is that really gonna happen?
Bob the Drag Queen
Allegedly. All right, those are our thoughts. Monet, quickly, who has the best look of the promo? You want me to go first while.
Monet X Change
You look Bob, look at me.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh. Bit. We have to do our best and favorite looks. Who has the best look at the promo?
Monet X Change
My favorite look of the promo. Let me tell you right now.
Bob the Drag Queen
Let me go while you look. Cause I'm ready.
Monet X Change
Oh, Crystal Envy down.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lana Garay down.
Monet X Change
Okay, Crystal Envy.
Bob the Drag Queen
If Crystal envy were a ponytail instead of that. Like, tired is not fair. That gelled, stoned hair.
Monet X Change
Damn. Why you gotta come in so hot if Kristen was that tired? Dirty ass.
Bob the Drag Queen
No, again, like, when I say something's tired, I don't like to use retired because it is a really cool look. But it's just like, I think because it came in later in the game and I'm just so overseeing just like. Just like the stone cast. It looks good. I'm just overseeing it. You know what I mean?
Monet X Change
Yeah.
Bob the Drag Queen
But if she had a ponytail, I'd be really into it, but because I don't love the hair. Lana Jaray's. And the only note I have for Lana Jaray's look is that I wish that the decolletage was stoned going up and to her skin, as opposed to being able to see the clear line in. In. In the separate between her skin and. And the noodle. That's the only note that I have. The only note that I have.
Monet X Change
What? What's. What. What?
Bob the Drag Queen
What?
Monet X Change
That's Henry Brown quote to Michelle Visage. Yeah, well, you. Well, you can see that line there.
Bob the Drag Queen
Talk about reading. We can talk about that. That line on someone's nerve. Who has the worst look of this. Of the episode of the promo.
Monet X Change
We don't even have to ruminate. We all know. Oh, can we say it on three? One, two, three. Joella.
Bob the Drag Queen
Joella. Yeah. It's horrible, Mama. It's bad. It's bad. All right, last question. Monet. Who is going to win RuPaul's Drag Race season 17?
Monet X Change
Oh, shit.
Bob the Drag Queen
Who's the winner?
Monet X Change
Okay, y'all, I'm going off of vibes in the thing, and it's what I see. I'm thinking. I'm thinking Sam Starr might take it.
Bob the Drag Queen
I think Corey King is the winner of drag race season 17. And Corey, if you win, you can be house of rival. You can join us. Us, maybe once a month. Maybe. Maybe.
Monet X Change
Who's winning? Who's. Who's winning? Miss Congeniality.
Bob the Drag Queen
Oh, this is easy. I think it's going to be little glitter. Glitter, glitter, glitter puss. What's her name?
Monet X Change
Lexi Love. I was going to say that, too.
Bob the Drag Queen
Lexi Love. She genuinely just seems so sweet. Like, so sweet. Genuinely. Like. Like, it's. It's kind of giv. Cynthia. Cynthia Le Fontaine vibes. Like, genuinely sweet. Tweet.
Monet X Change
And who.
Bob the Drag Queen
There's been a couple of you, Ms. Conge, who have proven after your. Your reign that you were not that girl they thought you were. I can think of two of you right now who did. Who proved you were not that girl? You are one of them. Cornbread. Cornbread proved she is not the congenial girl. It's not that girl. Funny.
Monet X Change
And who's. Who's winning fan favorite. Because that's two now is congeniality, and a fan favorite is everyone.
Bob the Drag Queen
You got to piss Jacob off. I. I can see. You know who I think the fans are going to go crazy for? Arietti.
Monet X Change
I have one already. See, I was. I said. I said Jewel Sparkle.
Bob the Drag Queen
I'm still learning their names. Think about the Jewel because she's so.
Monet X Change
Young and bubbly and just super. I see and I see her going being a fan favorite. Favorite.
Bob the Drag Queen
Yeah. All right, let's see if our prediction.
Monet X Change
Okay. Last person, last one, last one, last one. Who is our first out? First out of the season?
Bob the Drag Queen
I would normally say Joella, but she's so messy. She's so messy. I can see her messiness taking her very, very far. First out.
Monet X Change
I have one already who I think Acacia forgot.
Bob the Drag Queen
Acacia forgot. I get.
Monet X Change
Honestly, I forgot she was here already.
Bob the Drag Queen
It's between Acacia and Mona Lisa, to be honest. Her Mona Lisa.
Monet X Change
Wow. RuPaul's hand picked, hand plucked queen. You say he's going home first.
Bob the Drag Queen
Hand picked to go home.
Monet X Change
I guess RuPaul don't gotta go pick her on her honey.
Bob the Drag Queen
So thank you all so much. We will be here doing it every single week. Check us out on sibling watchery. We are back. Guess who Back in the hounds.
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Podcast Summary: Sibling Rivalry – Episode: Watchery: Meet the Queens of Season 17
Host: Monet X Change & Bob the Drag Queen
Release Date: December 11, 2024
Podcast Information:
Sibling Rivalry features Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen, two acclaimed queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race, who engage in hilarious and insightful discussions about the latest happenings in the drag world.
In this episode, Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen delve deep into the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17. They provide their first impressions of the contestants, focusing on their promotional looks, personalities, and potential performance in the competition.
Notable Quote:
Monet and Bob express admiration for Nymphia’s promotional look, particularly the intricate design of water pouring over her body. They discuss the creativity behind her bucket headpiece and stone nude bodysuit, though Bob mentions he's growing tired of the stone motif in drag fashion.
Notable Quote:
The hosts discuss Acacia’s unique name and her background as a country music singer. They debate her singing abilities, with Monet praising her operatic skills while Bob questions her actual prowess in singing.
Notable Quote:
Crystal’s luxurious fabric choices and eye makeup receive positive feedback. However, both Monet and Bob critique her hair style, wishing for a more flattering design.
Notable Quote:
Harmona Lisa is lauded for her elegant look and high-fashion influence. The hosts discuss her silhouette and the delicate fabric used in her outfit, although they have minor critiques about the collar piece.
Notable Quote:
Jewel’s eye makeup and jewelry are highlighted as standout features. Monet appreciates her body proportions and headpiece, while Bob comments on her upbeat personality.
Notable Quote:
Lana’s fierce and competitive nature is discussed, with Monet noting her background in marketing and architecture. Bob humorously compares her to Lip Sync Assassin vibes.
Notable Quote:
Lexi is praised for her youthful and bubbly energy. Her ability to adapt to last-minute changes in her promotional look is commended, showcasing her resourcefulness.
Notable Quote:
Monet and Bob extensively discuss the fashion elements presented by each queen. They analyze the creativity, functionality, and aesthetic appeal of the outfits, offering both praise and constructive criticism. The duo emphasizes the importance of cohesive styling, highlighting how hair and accessories can make or break a look.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts make their predictions for the season, deciding who might win, who could be Miss Congeniality, and who might be the first to exit the competition. They rate each queen’s singing and rapping abilities, competitiveness, and overall potential in the race.
Notable Quotes:
Monet and Bob wrap up their analysis by highlighting their favorite and least favorite looks from the promo. They reaffirm their excitement for Season 17 and the fresh dynamics it brings to the RuPaul’s Drag Race series.
Notable Quotes:
The episode "Watchery: Meet the Queens of Season 17" offers an in-depth and entertaining review of the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Monet X Change and Bob the Drag Queen provide insightful commentary on each contestant's unique style and potential, making it a must-listen for fans eager to get ahead of the competition.
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