Siempre es Lunes – "¡Clonaron a Tita Guerrero!"

Podcast Host: Macetaminofen
Episode Date: March 23, 2026
Featured Guests: El George, Sol, Meli, Come, Juan José Díaz

Overview

This week's episode of "Siempre es Lunes," hosted by Macetaminofén with George, Sol, Meli, and Come, delivers its trademark irreverence, humor, and Boricua chisme. The team talks about everything from failing appliances to Puerto Rico's political soap operas, iconic pop culture figures, and hilarious viral moments. Special attention goes to an interview with author Juan José Díaz about his book on the legendary Black Angus nightclub—a fixture of Puerto Rico’s nightlife past.

If you're new to Siempre es Lunes, expect plenty of playful teasing, chisme (gossip), pop culture, and a bold, unfiltered look at Puerto Rican society. IQ lowering? Maybe. Highly entertaining? ¡Seguro!

Key Discussion Points

1. The Crew’s Week: Adulting, Hangouts, and Microondas Fails

• Alexis’s Microondas Dilemma: After losing his microwave (RIP, Luma), Alexis embarks on an odyssey of Puerto Rican customer service. He highlights common appliance store tricks and provides survival tips for local shopping.
  • "No se dejen coger de pendejo. Cuando usted vaya a un sitio y esté algo en display, tienen que hacer." – Alexis ([07:10])
• Gas & Appliances Talk: The team dissects the costs of home gas, the quirks of using a tank, and how to sniff out safety issues.
• Meli’s Cultural Calendar: Looking forward to the Día Nacional de la Salsa and reflecting on balancing trabajo y jangueo.
• Come’s Encounter with Zully Díaz: Come shares his “eternal crush” moment meeting local star Zully Díaz and dishes on the value of complimenting “doñas”.

2. The Meaning of Your 40s

• Members reflect on aging, embracing their “Zero F*cks” era and finding joy in simple things.
  • "Los 40 son la mejor edad. Ha sido mi edad favorita." – Alexis ([17:04])
  • "Se activa un switch de que ya que se joda todo." – Sol ([17:35])
  • Emotional moment as the crew exchanges gratitude for their camaraderie.

3. Political Chisme: PNP Fights, Appointments, and Theories

• Rivera Schatz vs. Jenniffer González:
  • Analysis of the ongoing political rift; speculation about party unification, internal tactics, and personal ambitions.
  • "Hay una teoría de que Alexis es quien le escribe los buenos días [de Rivera Schatz]..." – Sol ([22:07])
• Contract Scandals:
  • Discussion about government contracts, "la mano derecha," and revolving doors in Puerto Rican politics.
  • "Aquí nadie es bueno." – George/ Alexis ([23:33])
• Possible New Candidates (Valerie, Pilu, etc.):
  • Theories on future party leadership and political dynasties.

4. Iconic Moments in Puerto Rican Pop Culture

• The Legacy of Black Angus (Special Segment w/ Juan José Díaz)
  • Guest author Juan José Díaz shares stories from his time bartending at Black Angus, a notorious yet iconic San Juan prostíbulo.
  • Fascinating anecdotes about clientele, day-to-day operations, the socio-political ties, and why the bar’s legend endures.
  • "El Black Angus fue el prostíbulo más icónico de Puerto Rico. De hecho, del Caribe." – Juan José Díaz ([44:03])
  • The book is available in major Puerto Rican bookstores and online.
• Lucha Libre Hall of Fame:
  • Senate pays homage to Chiquistar and El Profe, and the team reminisces about wrestling villains turned beloved antiheroes.

5. Viral Content and Humor

• Mamá Chula Viral TikTok:
  • Discussion about a TikTok personality (la mamá de viajes), a stoner auntie-type whose stoned gasoline station comedy takes the internet by storm.
  • "Yo me comí tres comis de 30—sativa. Yo no soy un más magician, pero eso suma 90." ([94:50])
  • The crew is a big fan and extends an invitation for their shows.
• The Language of Kids:
  • Jay Wheeler’s family vlog content comes under fire for his daughter’s casual use of “mamaguevo”—the hosts discuss culture, double standards, and “padres perfectos en las redes.”
  • Jay Wheeler fires back at critics online:
    • "Si alguno de ustedes me ayuda a pagar alguno de esos biles, yo voy a criar a mi hija como ustedes quieran." – Jay Wheeler ([78:06])
    • The crew sides with Jay, roasting online moralistas and sharing their own family anecdotes.

6. Pop Culture Newsflash

• Chuck Norris Death – Meme Immortal:
  • Playful philosophical musing about what happens when "balance keepers" like Chuck Norris, Walter Mercado, or Kobe die.
  • Recaps Chuck Norris & Bruce Lee’s legendary film fight, the viral Chuck Norris meme era, and, with typical irreverence, speculates: "Ahora que se murió, a Chuck Norris no lo va a enterrar la tierra." ([67:54])
• Daniel El Travieso – Rumors & Reality:
  • Daniel announces his first child, sparking jokes and banter about his public persona, sexuality rumors, and work ethic.
  • "Lo que pasa es que él es un niño. Él es delicado." – Sol ([69:18])
  • The team clarifies: Daniel may be afeminado, pero no es gay (“A mí no me consta” - Alexis).
  • Funny grievance: Daniel once left GW Studios with an unpaid $200 bill ([73:13]).

7. Puerto Rican Everyday Life

• Gringo’s Chickens:
  • The podcast jokes about a local figure’s hobby raising colorful egg-laying chickens, using him as a metaphor for the entrepreneurial but “average” Boricua.
• Field and Nature Therapy:
  • Reflections on the value of green and blue spaces, growing up in Puerto Rican country homes (“campo”), and the host’s pride for their roots.

8. Books, Series, and Recommendations

• "Desde la barra del Black Angus" by Juan José Díaz highlighted as essential Boricua reading.
• Recommendations for Mexican and Puerto Rican adaptations of "The Office."
• Light book conversation: Meli and George discuss reading the Bible for fun.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• "No se dejen de coger de pendejo." – Alexis Vélez, on shopping for appliances ([07:10])
• "Los 40 son la mejor edad." – Alexis Vélez ([17:04])
• "Aquí nadie es bueno." – George/ Alexis, about PR politics ([23:33])
• "El Black Angus fue el prostíbulo más icónico de Puerto Rico. De hecho, del Caribe." – Juan José Díaz ([44:03])
• "Yo me comí tres comis de 30—sativa. Yo no soy un más magician, pero yo creo que eso suma 90." – TikTok's Mamá Chula ([94:50])
• "Si alguno de ustedes me ayuda a pagar alguno de esos biles, yo voy a criar a mi hija como ustedes quieran." – Jay Wheeler responding to critics ([78:06])
• "Ahora que se murió, a Chuck Norris no lo va a enterrar la tierra. Va." – Alexis ([67:54])
• "Lo que pasa es que él es un niño. Él es delicado." – Sol, talking about Daniel el Travieso ([69:18])

Important Segments (Timestamps)

• [04:00] – Appliance store woes & customer service in PR
• [10:05] – The chaos of adulting & cultural events
• [17:00] – The crew on aging, 40s, and self-acceptance
• [19:35] – Politics: PNP infighting, Rivera Schatz’s “Buenos Días” saga
• [43:00] – Interview with Juan José Díaz (Black Angus retrospective)
• [61:00] – Chuck Norris, meme immortality, and celebrity deaths
• [69:00] – Daniel el Travieso: Rumors, work ethic, fatherhood
• [76:00] – Jay Wheeler, parenting, and boricua double standards
• [94:00] – Viral hit: Mamá Chula’s stoner TikTok

Tone & Language

The episode brims with the group’s signature sassy Boricua irreverence, affectionate ribbing, streetwise wit, and hyper-local references. The Spanish is richly colloquial and peppered with Spanglish and slang, never sanitized—a tribute to Puerto Rican humor and authenticity.

Summary Takeaways

• The episode features a heady mix of local politics, viral humor, pop culture, and personal stories, all delivered with comedy and boricua sabor.
• The interview with Juan José Díaz is a clear highlight for Puerto Rican history buffs (and chismosos).
• Recurring themes: skepticism of authority/the establishment, embrace of life’s imperfections, and the power of community and laughter.
• If you’re just here for the bochinche, you won’t be disappointed.

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